Tell Em Steve-Dave - #378: Scatman Johnson

Episode Date: June 26, 2018

Walt questions the practice of whistling while you work. Q and Bry take a definitive personality test. Music: Pope Paul & The Illegals - Altered State

I'm all flayed and so we offered chemical petitions. I would pay for that billboard. Well you know what animal lovers, how about you let a bunch of ticks go all over you and don't kill them either and then succumb to Lyme disease you morons? Why'd you learn who hates individuality more than anyone I've ever met? Cosplaying, will you? Standing out, did I? Hellem, Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell Him Steve Dave. We're doing it during

store hours so we're going to have to gaff again this bitch make it nice and clean. Yeah. So no little ears. It's really a little half a filth. Yeah they said they don't care if we curse in front of other kids but I guess that's the issue. Do your girls curse? Like do your girls curse around the house?

Not in front of me. No? No. That would be a thing. That would be cause or that's, that would be very upsetting. No, if they were to be that disrespectful, they don't curse in front of their parents or. Like your older daughter, she was like, I was driving and this asshole coming off. That's, that was tough.

I feel like, I know that's a lie because you and I was driving in this asshole coming off that's No good I'd be like I know that's a lot because you I'm driving What it would a slip out curse It slip out like like like if like a shit no, but like in casual conversation Just throw it in like that would not be I would be like why do you do that who you trying to impress you? You should have seen this dumb mother fucker in class. I don't curse it for my mother. well, I gotta do that. Who are you trying to impress? You should have seen this dumb motherfucker in class. I don't curse the front of my mother. Yeah, I try not to. I need some, like, and look how old I am. Yeah.

And I don't do it. So I expect the same thing of my growth. It's respectful. Yeah, I believe it is. Is it? I think so. If you're with bother your parents. Right.

If it doesn't bother your parents who cares. But if it would bother your parents, then I think it's respectful not to bother them. Yeah, my parents, I don't really do it, but my parents didn't really curse in front of me either. I remember, I'd you're having a real aversion to the word, asshole. Like that was his, yeah, like you didn't want to hear that for some reason. Like it was worse than any other curse. Yeah, if you were like somebody was an asshole, you know, what would happen to

one, you ever try to get to the bottom of it? I have not. No, he's a version to it. No, I never. Like I just remember, like I'm thinking about it now. I have a thought of it in some time, but as a kid, I remember that was like, don't say that. Yeah. You can say anything else. No, yeah. I guess, I guess anything else. Yeah, you're, you're going to get in some trouble. Yeah, I'm like, how about some euphemisms, dad? It would have been a good nice test to see what word you could

you know inject there instead of a hole. Right, once the slap stop, I'm like, all right, we've settled on this. My father did not like black jokes. He would not, was I know it's Stan Island, so you would think it would be opposite. You would think it would be like basically saying, uh, saying grace at dinner, but, uh, he did not, he would not have it. I don't think I ever pull a joke for some reason. I don't recall any jokes regarding, um, like, Polish or race jokes in my house at all. Yeah. One, can I recall? Well, you're the sister, I had two brothers. Like it's different. Oh yeah.

It's a little bit more of a frat house. Rough and tumble, frat hashes. Yeah. I'm not fighting. My father would not deal with that. Yes. So, I'm telling black jokes and pillow fighting. I wanted to give you guys these.

I, you know, this is my second week back, but we didn't release last weeks episode yet which is good because I bought you guys gifts and I forgot them last week yes because I'm very one of my favorite parts of the movie we shot directly because of Tellum Steve Dave so I wanted to come and give these to you okay to commemorate right so I just was thinking of you guys because this wouldn't be in the movie if it wasn't for you guys But he's open it. Yeah. Oh It's a

Adro this Pedro baby. Oh, yeah, so when you Pitch to the producers you're like I Want to go i got one of the most insensitive places in america in my opinion was a reaction sounds great there was not we can't shoot in the johnson house where what else you got

the concern the concern was and if you guys want to swap them I didn't really pick one for Everyone's got a pager on the handle. Yeah, I kind of like mine. All right, and I've got this for the store too You do the top of the border bumper sticker if we wanted to put it in the case. Yeah, yeah, got a little roughed up How many got up at what on my car? Yeah? Yeah, but a bunch I they have in the lobby for free. So I just grabbed the bunch nice So everyone to know that I fully support

self of the border. Yeah, me too. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm the two right now. Yeah. You want the Marriachi band action? Well, remember the racist lawyer, when they, yeah, who was with the immigrant stuff,

when they wanted to bother him, that's what they did. They hired an authentic authentic mariachi band To annoy them right because he didn't like Spanish people I guess so well I think the problem is that that was neither conceived owned or is a representation of A real mariachi or real Mexican person. It's just some dude. That's the problem I you know if everybody is the most ashes. I was there for people to get upset about it. Seems seems silly. It's not that bad. They've a lot of like weird art. There we

I think we talked about it like effort like a whole entire shop of African art. It's so, but it's a weird place, man. Yeah. And then like by fireworks in this next story over, it's like a it's like an acre long compound. Food and gifts and there's a hotel that's amazing. And you guys didn't stay in it right? The swimming pool is in something called Pedro's Pleasure Dome. Yeah it's pretty exciting stuff. It's pretty exciting stuff. It has multiple connotations. 20th anniversary trip. It means none of them.

It's none of them. There's fire ants all of it. But yeah, no one. I propose when I tell Steve Day some fire ants. Exactly. When I pitched it, they liked it a lot actually because as a road trip, it's a landmark of where you are in the country. So we had a good time there. Thank you. Welcome guys. I am going to announce a contest for Cinco de TSD Maya.

This is one of a kind item this prize. For the person who can get, listener who can get the most famous person to say, tell them Steve Dave, on video. Oh, cool. That's a nice one. Excluded. Are anybody that we're tight with? You can't go get Sal to say.

You can't go get Kev to say. You can't get Fattone. Yeah, anyone within our little, right. Our little universe. yeah not we're talking like if you got me was a good one let me was a great one like like anyone that we're not real familiar with like Tom Hanks would be good he won't do it I think the hard work stuff is going to make people nervous about podcasts really I think even with the dangerous medium all of a

sudden there's a lot of people connected to Chris Hardwick now We're looking over their shoulders like oh man. Maybe I shouldn't have done that show I'm looking at you Tom. But then you look at the the new text that came out and It's it only backs up like oh, maybe don't rush to judgment immediately Does it I mean did you read his text? Yeah, I read his text well first, first off, when I read what she had written, I was kind of like, this seems like he's a crummy boyfriend. All right. Now, I've heard tell that he is not the greatest guy,

anyway, from other people, but that's incidental to what she's saying. If I may, because, you know, I'm really good friends with Matt, I want to recuse myself from this conversation, because I don't want to say anything that'll right? You know what I mean? I didn't know he was gonna go on about the I'm just about time hangs on podcasts. Not the tax and stuff like that I think you can't comment on this though. I cannot believe the amount of success that Hardwick

parlayed his podcast into. It's insane. What the fuck? Into an out, like beyond that. He sold it for $10 million. I'm, it is really like, I mean, I'm sorry that I don't know what I was more bummed out about,

but I think it was the fact that like Retrugin along and this guy's fucking making billions of Of a podcast Yeah, well, and I'm like, please buy some skulls It's all predicated on having famous people on the podcast though like like that's why Mark Marin is so big That's why Joe Rogan is so big. It's like, they don't, they don't have just, it's not just them all the time. They're not so exclusive like us where it's like barely anyone ever comes on. Uh, so if like we lived in LA and we had connections where people are constantly coming on the podcast and talking about the

geek culture shit, like obviously hardwick is like one in God knows how many, but I think that's a big part of his success is that he had all those connections and Hollywood and was able to parlay them into appearances and who has Tom Hanks on talking about typewriter collection or whatever. You think that elevates, that elevates everyone involved with his podcast to another level because they're because they talk to more famous people than themselves. I think more people listen because they talk to more famous people and that elevates them. We can't even book Get Them Steve Dave on this fucking show. He's got a standing dinner. He's like, what night is it?

Yeah, I'm supposed to have a gulash with my friend. So it's a little trouble some them. Yeah, but I did read some hardwicks texts and it did seem like because they were from 2014 and he's like they seemed like a reasonable conversation that you're having with someone. It didn't seem like he was being an asshole about anything. Yeah, I don't know. His text was so long. I don't know.

There are rules anymore. You don't know anyone else. They're on the fly. You're sitting in my house quietly. I watch Netflix. I don't know the rules anymore. Do you either do anything else in the world? They're on a flat. Sit in my house quietly. I watch Netflix. I don't go out. I don't do nothing. I'm ready to lock it down for a few years.

And then I'll fuck a break bed when she's in school. Oh, we've got a pass from these guys. They said it's a good thing. But they're not the only ones in the store anymore. Oh, no adults. You're right. You're right. You're right. My apologies. Hello. All right. She's the one I wanted to I want to I saw before something came in today before we started. Yeah. I saw a man delivering

I'm sorry. I could not take myself as a lady Oh, this lady. And I don't want to turn around. Delivering like floor mats that they've cleaned, like this big mass of work truck. Oh, like steam clean mats from restaurants. Commercial work mats. OK. And he was whistling up a storm.

Happy. Yeah. When is the last time you whistled while doing anything? Never. You were just like, I'm driving when I saw some hot chick just earlier today. I was like, I can't wait. I can't wait., I'm driving when I saw some hot chick just earlier today. I can't wait like a minute again when I draw a rock on the

two again to be sure she heard it. Then I hit my horn, which I changed. I don't know the rules. How can I follow? Generally, it jumped over construction site. Whistling while he worked, huh? Whistling, but like, when's the last time you were in such a jovial mood that you were able to whistle. I remember it was 1974.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, flashback music. Before the movie for sure movie killed your pocket on first my lips you know I never whistle again I made a movie no to drive me to

whistle I came more famous People not only paid to see that TV they went to the movies to see me too I had to hire a flatbed to bring my my money to the bank Brings was like this is too much there's too much. Yeah, bands aren't big enough. Right sure guys I wish you know that day comes because this podcast will be over the whistle. It's a serious. No, driving down here today was probably the first day that I was like, life is pretty good man in a sense before the movie. I put on the grave diggers blasted when those down. Rapp hard core. Why, why when the name of the band is grave diggers?

There is a yet the un. But now you're saying grave diggers. Now you're saying it correctly. What the fuck? What is going on here? I don't know, but I like it. Were you taking notes from this mat delivery man? I had a whistle.

Not had a whistle. Are you, can you whistle? I'm not a good whistle. Not the best whistle, but I can get it. I can summon up something that sounds like that. You can't do that like. Yeah, I can't find my fingers. Yeah, I asked my grandpa to teach me how to do it and I could never do it. Is it too late? Is it too late to learn how to be like? No. Some people like, they just only, they just like purse their lips a little bit and they're how to be like. And some people, they just like, first their lips a little bit and they're able to do it. Yeah.

It's crazy. One of the reasons I've never cat called, it would be like, it's just like a weak whistle. So a girl can't even hear it. You want to take your view around. Yeah. She's like, you put in little. You need to do girls equate a strong, healthy whistle

with like a healthy backbone of a man? Oh, they love it. Yeah, they did connect I can deliver these if the toe curling that they so desire if I had a if I had a Strong viral whistle wolf whistle. There's no girl I couldn't You'd be like the pie biper just whistling. Have you walked into a brooch? Like, all the hotties following me. All you whistles only picked up by hotties. Yeah, yeah.

I have heard, and this is the problem with paying, you know, only listening to one side of the story, but I have heard women say that they don't want Society gets the point where men won't do like a little light cat calling and stuff like that Oh, they like it. It makes them feel pretty. I know I know I've heard like way more women who say they don't like it Yeah, but I've heard the occasional say like nuts kind of like they would they would feel bad There's some sort of Affirmation or validation that comes with it. Yeah, I guess. I could do something like that. We said it whistle. I mean, yeah, I don't think you. I like you.

Thank you. We check it out my games. Yeah, nice. No surprise. You got the healthiest, the most manly whistle out of all of it. Yeah. It's wasted these days won't. Well, at least you got it out here now. Yeah. One point. Mine is like the flaccid cock of whistles. Just like a slide whistle. What if I had to hold my aggregate half your whistle? I don't, you know what?

I should look it up, see if that's a side effect. I would be willing to pay $50 a pill if it increased my whistling abilities by 10%. When you get your injections, do you have you tried to your whistle on like a full, you want a full body of other stuff you get? At a testosterone? Yeah. Have you ever tried to test your whistle when you're running on full, a tank, a full tank

rather than it? At full capacity, I have not, in fact, I'm due to go later next week. So, and I'm already a month over. So long as you're on your probably low energy right now. I'm not like the last quarter of a tank right now, probably. So that may be why your whistle is a little bit to... Tell you what, when I go in next week, because he listens to the show so Dr. listens to the show so I'll I didn't know it's left or words come on I didn't know I really didn't I didn't know it's

left or he's like I know who you are I think he I think he watched come from and then learned about tell him Steve do you through that but yeah, he's like I've heard your podcast So make me uncomfortable No, it's like all he does is cut like something and like right here. It's not like he's like shoving pills through the head of my Actually lady did it was a lady doctor who I don't think listen to the podcast. I don't think so. She's like whistle for me. And she asked if I was in there for gender reassignment. I would enjoy it if like the cat call got to it like what would women be upset if men carried like a kazoo around? Well, like, what is it? Like those robot things that people put in their mouths

on other street robots? Oh, so now they're talking through it too. Or just like a boom. Or like a comb with some surround around. Yeah, so it's silly. It's not as threatening as the whistle. I mean, I think if guys are going that, what's wrong with just like, like you go to a museum, right?

And you see something beautiful that you're like wow This is amazing nobody whistles at it. All right. You're just you quietly appreciate it Is not the way you go through life like you just quietly appreciate a girl and the female form like why do you have to be like I Approved because that's really what that said right. I don't know. I've never done it. I've never actually never done it either So I I've never done it. I've actually never done it. No, I've never done it. So I never got the... I would hate to... Because what would happen to me? I'd be like, they turn around and be like, gross.

I'm sorry, I was just me. It was him. I have been driving and passing the woman on the street and been to myself and my girlfriend and like, damn, involuntarily. I just got to look that good. But no horn honking or other shows of like seal of approval type stuff. Not that I recall, but no. It does happen quite often though here.

Like I don't see it. Like I don't really see it. Like if I'm hanging out with you guys and we're going somewhere, I don't do it. I don't see it. Like it's not New York City. So it's a suburbs Yeah, you know, but evidently it happens all the time I'm a girl. I was seeing cause an accident once

I was like rubbing neck and adder and he just slammed into the guard front over That's it. It's a Q level hottie great. She was causing accidents He's insurance cover that Well, yeah, I guess. I mean, I think you lie. You lie, you don't try the truth. You don't say like I sort. I was in the middle of a wolf whistle.

So a sweet mongol. Oh, we got off topic. So yeah, the Cinco day, CST Myo, if you get the most famous person and the prize will be My dick magnet shirt Remember that shirt from Sennadol huh second season of comic book men right when I got to an argument with the producers They that was getting falling down the stairs over there. What's going on? Yeah? Is he in a bed man? He's very solemn That's the work face. Yeah, it's a game face. Yeah, no wicling

That like your sanitizing mats and delivering them Where are you? Envious of the guy? I Looked at him when I was kind of like I I wondered if I was delivering a commercial madding to stores and restaurants would I be able to whistle while doing it? I don't know if I could. I feel like I definitely could not if I was doing it alone, but if I had a partner, I was doing it with you or I'm doing it with you

or I'm doing a Troy or I'm doing it like somebody I'm tight with. I think it instantly turns into a way more acceptable job. I think if you're working with someone that you like like me or Troy, we're not doing an acceptable job at all. I think we're like, you want to go see a man now, we'll get these comments all over the place now. I don't mean that our employer would find it acceptable.

Okay, go. On a personal level. I don't think it's for me. I don't believe it's a two-man job. Anyway, to deliver the match Yeah, I'm like I thought Troy and Q are gonna be enough. I'm gonna have to bring Walter to really like Something I could tolerate how many mats did we sell? So no way of selling around here for you That's did we sell? So no whistle in around here for you forever. I cannot recall at any point

where any of the employees I've heard whistle. I don't know if that's a reflection on the management. Fish rocks from the head. But yeah, I cannot recall. I don't know if Kim could whistle with the lack of. No teeth. And I refused to believe that if Mike Minger and the same room

somebody wasn't whistling. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I yeah, oh well you would have liked this I went to I was in the city last night went up to the big city I did a chip chipper sin show Oh, okay cool a character that Jim Norton does and it's right above the comedy seller So afterwards Jim was doing a set. So I was like I'll go check it out Just this out. I did not see salt. Why was he there last night? He might he was he had like five spots last night and usually stops in there Not even to give a spot just to hang a little bit. No, because like they, like, there, I guess there's an early show and then you have to, there's a separate. There's like a seven and a one on a spot. Yeah, there was a later show. So I didn't stay for the later show. Uh, but so, so Jim

did his set then a lady, I'm not sure what her name was, did a set, but then this is where you would have been in just a while. Ray Romano did Wow. Did a set everybody loves Raymond. I was like, what the holy shit. Like this is so weird. Yeah, I guess he's like doing a new hour, doing some new material and stuff. Or I don't know, maybe they just like to do shit like that. So he went up and he was, he's a good stand-up man. That dude was funny. Like, yeah it's interesting when you see a guy do stand-up then you see him like on a sitcom. We're like, I liked everyone, everybody loves Raymond, I used to watch with my grandmother all the time before she died in my brother, Mr. Last Moments, because he stopped for a cup of coffee on the way in. Yeah. Good coffee, huh?

Ah, it better be the best coffee ever. So he was really good and then they're like, we got one more guy and then David Tell came up. I love him. He's amazing. He's one of the best comics ever, I believe. Like the smooth and funny and fluid and just like... Yeah. Like nothing you've ever seen.

Like, it's like effortless. Tell us next level. Yeah, like effortless. He was so good And just like the look on his face is like I guess I'll do this till I die and then He doesn't want to anymore. I heard an interview with him where he's like I just can't take the road I may want to I may retire and that was like two years ago. Oh, yeah That's what I mean like not whistling while he worked. I'm not almost like like still really good and sharp But like almost like yeah, like I don't I mean, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's not really, it's would I hang out? But when it would have been funny,

would you have laughed or felt bad if Sal had gotten up? You didn't know he didn't know you were there. And he just like bombed like people like throwing tomatoes out on the like, they just brought rotten vegetables along. Yeah. I would be like, this is unreal. Like it sounds a funny guy.

I mean, when you start starts tearing up on stage. Like it goes as wrong as it can go. If it goes as, like is it just his material offensive or is it just bad? It is just like he's just on every level. He's just, well, he's trying new material. He's not sure of it. All the confidence he's built up on stage

over the past seven years of touring goes away. He flop sweat well Look it wasn't free to get in okay, so if So if I'm walking through they hand me a bucket of tomatoes. I'm using the tomatoes Who who To do plug another one of my compatriots is in I think Chicago in Detroit this weekend doing solo stuff with the Bert Christian I think. Bert Christian.

Yeah, so it gets released before Friday, Brian and I will be at the Awakening the Spirits Friday and Sal is on doing solo stuff with some very funny people and I promise he will not flop. I can't imagine it going that poorly for so because I've seen stand-ups crash and burn. Like even good guys who are like, oh I bombed, it's not nearly as bad as somebody who, I want to see Arty lying at the Cal Basie and I care him with the ladies name but it was a few more comics she opened up for him and it was a bunch of stern people because he was on stern at the time so they don't want to hear her they just want to see already and they're yelling stern stuff out

and she started I mean I had to hand it to her she started the same joke probably three times because people just kept shouting stuff and at the time this years ago she's in was there with me, and she was like, you should do something. And I was like, what? What do you mean? Do you want me to like stand up and like, as if I had some level of authority

to tell people to stop heckling this woman? I'm like, yeah, or concern. I'm just like, hey, that's the way it goes. Like, sometimes, and then you do three podcasts about how you text so hard. But it was like, I would not have wanted to be her, but at least she could have pointed at like, these are just a bunch of hoopleheads who wanted, they just wanted to see Arty and they didn't care about the opening act. And she was doing like sort of like female centric humor, which is like real like the lady yesterday. It's very tough to like she was a younger girl so she's talking about dating apps and

all this other shit I've know I can't relate to. You just don't care about it. No, that's why I like old white guy older white guy comedians or older black guy comedians in my face. Like you're out obviously. Yeah, yeah, like because those are the guys that I'm like, I they're talking about shit I can relate to. Well, it's just what age comes like a certain perspective and wisdom that you like a very unique you don't have

when you're younger, you know, and then I take, you know, and then if she's talking about dating with the fuck do you even care about it. So I get it. Yeah, but I have like a about a month back Maybe a little bit longer. So that rich voss is wife Bonnie McFarland, and I'm like holy shit. She's funny Because she's just saying again. She's saying stuff that I'm like, all right. I know what she's talking about She's like she's not old, but she's older, right? And I'm like It was she's amazing like really good. Yeah, I really really good. Yeah Nothing I ain't gonna do shit man., stand up. You're not gonna white night. No meeting who's got learning experience in front of her and take

that from her. I don't know. While I need to know if you heard this, this is this is like some Trump. I've read about it a little bit. I know people are very upset about the borders, that the children being taken away at the border and stuff. I didn't know if you heard this though. This is Corey Lewandowski, who was a former Trump campaign manager, and they're talking about this whole situation situation and this is what he says. So the first guy who's talking is an advocate for the immigrants, the people coming over the border and there's a lady there, I'm not even exactly her show who she is but then this is what the uh... the low-end-deskie guy says i read today about a ten-year-old a girl with Down syndrome who was taken from

her mother and put in a cage i read about a a they just they want want to a ten-year-old with Down syndrome what i said is that anything you want to do but the bottle is very clear when you absolutely dare you sir I have dare you right then it becomes that it just kind of becomes a parody of like every talk every show where like people are at opposite ends of a point and they just I'm a lot of reaction is that I mean he did start saying it before she got to

the end of the sentence I think you pulled the trigger before the word autistic came out But that's an odd reaction to any child getting taken away from the isn't that let yeah like the the the sort of Specifying that like a 10-year-old down syndrome could versus any 10 year old Who cares who cares what their affliction is or isn't but for somebody and and like if you look at his face that's really kind of the amazing it's it's astounding that he said it what an easy so on the air is the old boy do i have an idea for the wall

get ready to get ready to be on camera stage uh if you like just watch his face when he says it. I was expecting the blonde ones to be talking me a tight time That is it really does sound like a female right? Yeah, so when you get upset your voice Maybe I saw a mouse But you don't start and I feel like oh, yeah, it was pretty shameful how how I reacted because we went Door in the storm our house

we had like all the damage in our house. Yeah, and I We had like all the damage in our house and I walked into our kitchen and this is just as we got back and and the people who repaired our house. I guess didn't push the stove, as I turn the light on it, he immediately went down to the to the mouse hole and yeah my girls thought that they had they had one two miles. I was clutching my rolls on it. They caught you, I said on a chair with this skirt lifted. They caught me by surprise, I didn't realize I could get that that scared of a mouse. It was shocking. Of course it is. A rodent. Yes.

It's just, it's, it's a, you feel victimized. Yeah. Hashtag me too, man. I see a mouse. It's a mouse me too. Yeah. Remember we saw one in the Reck one time, or like a, just a mouse or a rat, scurry across the floor, because I'm afraid it's going to bite me and I'm afraid it's gonna have so I'm with you on this man like

rodents and bugs like I don't mind birds Birds yeah, I've never had a bird in the house But like Pam and I go there a couple years ago they were doing road work on their like right by their house With all the they were replacing sewer lines. Oh, I guess rats live in sewer lines or something? Of course. You never see New York's even you go see movie and there's like set in the New York stop line or the sewer is in New York.

You never more than 10 feet from our head. Yeah, but I thought like I thought like sewer lines were just like pipes that like carried sewage on those like no way to get in and out of them. What are the noise? I don't think they live. I don't think no, not like sewages and like you flush don't think they live I don't think no not like Sewage isn't like we flush you shouldn't go down I think it's like the drainage like

On the side of the road like that. It's not like closed lines. What are what are could a rat survive on next Cramon I think it's a good yeah The Mack guys whistling being like at least I'm not a rat like I'm not a rat guy What happened was after they dug up all this shit, the rats were going into people's houses, so... I mean I'd get all these rats, like they'd get an exterminator, because all these rats were coming in and like living in the, like you could hear them scratching the ceiling. I was like any little tick it's like you would listen to him be like, oh my god. And they would come down at night sometimes like into the house and she has three cats, so these cats are constantly attacking rats and you're me, so you'll be like, oh my god. And they would come down at night, sometimes like into the house and she has three cats. So these cats are constantly attacking rats and you're like screaming a cat. Three was not enough. And then they would, they, they

they're always sunny with cats stuck in the wall. So these answers to put more cats in the whole apartment is a... Oh, catwalk! Is that a dog? Catwalk! Catwalk! Nice big dog! Oh, that's him. They had the exterminator put these pellets out that I guess the rats would eat and it

would make them bloat and explode. So then the whole place smells like dead rats and they... Oh my god, they're just disgusting. Certain animals like, I don't want to see die. But like, vermin like that, I don't care, just kill them. Really? Yeah, just kill them to get them out of your house. You're gonna have a sauce spot for animals, like even an insect will make them cry.

I will, I will almost always, unless it's one of those silver fish, I can't stand them, they're like the thousand-legged things. Those, I will kill, but like if I see a spider or something I'll catch it and I'll like put it outside Mosquito not kill mosquito Right, well you know what animal lovers. How about you let a bunch of ticks go all over you and don't kill them either And then succumb to lime disease you morons because like they're parasites. They're parasites. They're looking to feed

off of you. They're still alive though. I mean, are you parasites? I mean, it's personally speaking absolutely. But it's the only way I can live my life. But yeah, like a ticker something that's like just feeding off of you and You got to kill those things. They're just they spread disease and so do rats. We are in the food chain I mean we are part of more ruining it at the top of it bitch. Are we? Depending on the top of the food chain, bro. I don't know lock me in the cage with a tiger or something I don't know if I'm gonna come out of top did you have weapons? well, that's Well, I don't know either way

Maybe but I don't know how to shoot one I would do my best if you got a lion coming right by the time he cocks it By the time he cocks it, it's like his head's in his mouth and shit. Yeah, like, is you see people who get Oh, they just cut this woman out of like this huge snake this plank on and it's like how did it get you? Like how are you walking around in the woods? Like slide, oh man. They're fast. I I've totally forgot it. We talked about Saving turtles the other day on a totally separate project. Yeah saving turtles the other day on a totally separate project. Yeah.

And I completely forgot that there was a snapping turtle walking down the middle of the street right in front of my house and I was like and he was big and I was like, well this is no good. So let me go get him. He's going to get hit. A turtle is something that you will save. Turtle I'll save over a tick. I just want to know what the cracking water is. Right. Most at tick. This is what I know. It's a cracking order.

Right. Yeah. Most animals I would try to. I think it's cool over you. Yeah. And then it depends on the day. Like many things. I'm like, fuck the turtle.

So they're watching. People swerving around and like, damn. Maybe if I pee in black cars, one thing. Yeah. That's not working. Let me nail his little paws. The ground. Man. Uh, one time I did not see it. So I saved this snapping turtle. I did not know turtles could

move as fast as he moved when I was trying to catch him. Like this thing was almost faster than I was. Yeah, I used to catch him as a kid and a vicious dinosaur. Yes. Yeah, if they're quite I used to catch him as a kid and a vicious. They look like dinosaurs. One. Yes. Yeah He looked like a little dinosaur. I had like this rubber-made box that I had to show him into. Are you saying you're just a tad faster than a turtle? Apparently years ago barely This is I'm out of the top of the flu chain if I'm in a if I'm in a steel cage rich with a snapping turtle I'm probably going down. He's definitely going to outlast me like aerobically. She might not last either. Silverfish, I could hyperventilate.

Like if I saw, I do that like, like a real quick draw of breath that like makes you a little lightheaded. Like his stance over fish. One of the grossest things I ever saw in my life was one time sage was brushing her teeth and so I give her like a cup of like a fill of a cup of water and she takes a sip of water she spits it out and then she's looking at the cup she goes what's that and it was one of those silverfish was in the cup because they're always

attracted to moisture I was like I swear I was like I'm gonna pass out like and I don't like I'm gonna pass out like it's such a dumb to whistle as the issue like doc tell me this is not for own stuff does it increase my resilience if I see a silver fish and feel a little lightheaded oh my god I hate them I hate them so much I mean

I yelped when I saw a mouse but, but I never thought that I might lose consciousness though. When I saw that when I was like, she almost had a silverfish in her mouth, I was like, oh no. I felt really weird. And I've had like, I've walked into my house and there's a different cat that shouldn't be in there. I'm like, what is going on here? Yeah, no, I didn't. The Highlands, there was like, there was this old, old cat, stick man that he was missing teeth. He was like, he had to be like 20 years old. Like, he got caught in a tree one time.

And like, the crook of a tree, he's like, oh, he's like, the crook, I had to go, like, get a ladder, save him from there. So like, that kind of stuff, I'll save it. Tortoise will see it, turtle, whatever, stab and turtle. One time I was on the turnpike, it was night, and there was a big snap and turtle going across,

but there was like the barriers there. So I'm like, he's not gonna make it. But I'm looking behind me, there's like 100 like rigs. I'm like, I'm not getting killed. Because a stab and turtle isn't gonna be like, oh thanks, he's gonna be like, oh, let's do this. How do you guys know the difference between a turtle and a stab and turtle?

I wouldn't be able to. There's no mistaking in this. Yeah, like guys know the difference between a turtle and step and turtle? I wouldn't be able to You there's no mistaking. Yeah, like like a painted turtle or a box turtle. It's just like a little guy who's like aren't they like like Laydened with fucking disease turtles like salmon. Oh, well, yeah, I used gloves though on them. Yeah, because I didn't want to I had a lot of turtles. We could end up at problems, but you just gonna wash your hands Really? I mean, yeah, but it's not worth it. Like this is a turtle. Give you that much companionship that you could know. When you cut no other friends. You're just working on your whistle. That's a snapping turtle. There's just no mistaking between it and any other creature on earth.

Really? What's the difference between just like a garden turtle. There's just no mistaking between it and any other creature on Earth. Really? What's the difference between just a garden turtle? Okay, just look at that. See the ridges and the dinosaur like... Okay, so it has ridges on the shell. Yes. But a smooth shell won't be able to snap. No. Plus it's super aggressive. It like hits his, you and snaps. That's like a little guy that you're talking about that, like you would find and like drop him off the part. Yeah, This is like a little guy that you're talking about that you would find and drop him off. Yeah, that looks like a cute turtle. And what you just showed me looks like camera.

You know, like, yeah, yeah. This is bringing back, I think I'm being triggered when Pam let Timmy the turtle dig himself down two inches and zero degree weather. What's wrong with her? Found them. She doesn't know how to take care of a turtle. I mean, I don't think most people would.

I don't put them outside. Why couldn't we? Or the internet. She couldn't Google it. Right, but why couldn't he dig himself down into the dirt in the house? His terrarium was like really little too. It was like probably only about, I don't know, 12 by... It was like a weird shape, but if't know 12 by it was like a weird shape But if it were squared off it would be like maybe 12 by like eight inches and only

I don't know five inches deep at most did she have remorse? I don't think so Yeah, she may have she's like I don't want my boy getting seminella And also like what if it gets bigger if you scared a silver face? my boy getting seminilla and also like what if it gets bigger if you scared a silver fish if you scared a turtle. Is that guy done a guy who's like want want what channel was on? That was on Fox. Maybe not anymore. Right. He wasn't on Fox. That was that was on Fox news. The re he was doing something. I don't think he was I think he's like a pundit that comes out. Those paid pundits and that doesn't have a regular show so so probably as a real job I can't imagine that he gets booked anymore

How uh heartless it's that's a people are like he's a sociopath It's pretty crazy because like I mean like right now. I'm just like No, it's gonna say so speaking of sociopath No, no, go keep going. No, I was going to say, speaking of sociopath. No, go ahead. Go keep going. No, I was just going to say, I do believe we should have strong border than rules to get out of the country. Do they get to be a criminal act to sneak in? What I also don't think they should be ripping children away

from parents? Here's a difficult part. I know. If you commit a crime, your kids never go with you. I know. I don't know the answer. Now, are the keeps in cages?, I, the keeps in cages. Are they literally cages?

I think they are. I think because I, because I know that they're being housed in like Walmart and stuff, or the, the Wal-Marts aren't the cages, right? Because I do believe that most Wal-Marts just house animals. I think it's like, chain link pens. Okay, so I can internment camp. Either way, it's, it's weird, man.

It is, it is strange. Like, if it's weird, man. It is strange. Like, if you seek asylum, I don't know enough about it. I don't know those rules. I mean, somebody seeking asylum and legal, like everything legal, I love. You know what I mean? Like, let people in, legally, but when I guess you're in a legal thing,

that's when I stop being like, nah. But if you're from like, like, let's say you're from one of these Central American countries where like, say MS-13 is running the country, and you're like, I gotta get out of here. And I gotta get my kids out of here. It's completely understandable that by any means necessary, you're gonna do it. Absolutely. And then you get to the power.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, these are, like, sorry, some of these are shit hole countries. That's just the way it is. And any reasonable person is going to, especially with kids, is going to want to get out. They're going to want to cross that border and I can hope for the best. Right. So I get it. Oh, yeah. I'm not going to stop because someone on a third grade podcast said, well, it's illegal.

No, I get it. I would do the same thing. Plus, plus is so insensitive if he gives away self of the board, I guess it's due to friends. We welcome your best friend. Exactly. Um, yeah. Me and get them. Hmm.

Our follow up to elephants in the room was oddly enough. Our next project was preparing. A personality profile quiz. Okay. That was our follow-up production. You know, because you take for granted, like when you hear like these professors or these doctors with the older degrees and everything and doctorates, they come up with a quiz to like to like profile people. When you take for granted that they know what they're talking about, You just say, oh, these are the set questions you should ask.

Yeah, yeah, just, but out even like you just don't even I figure somebody figured it out. Right. It's giving it to me. But I feel that mean, again, we've been in rooms with people who are super powerful. Yeah. Like cool. Change me. Okay.

Dean Kane. On screen anyway. We've also been in rooms with people who have absolutely no power. Like themselves. I feel like I'm in the room. You get a call over here. Do we come up with eight questions that we think can. Okay.

So you want to turn it into another televised game show? No, no, it's not even for fun. Oh, that was just for fun. No, it's not even for fun. I think it could be used. What are you doing right now? It's only eight simple questions. Let me throw it. Let me throw it like a form.

We tell our personality quiz that we came up with questions that we feel can sum up a person. And you have different variations of how people answer, lead to different personalities. And you get them. And you get them. And you get them. And you get them.

And you get them. And you get them. And you get them. And you get them. And you get them. And you get them. And you get them. And you get them.

And you get them. And you get them. And you get them. And you get them. And you get them. And you get them. So if you're tired of all those scientifically based personality tests, this is for you. But what, you know, I'm saying like, you just, why not you guys? I agree. I totally agree. I'm just laying out the table for the audience right now. No, I'm not saying you already, but like I always, I always, I always, I always annoys me that we just automatically assume just because a doctor says, this is, um, right. This is an accurate way to profile somebody.

We automatically just believe it because he says he's a doctor. But who's even who's even in contact with that we should just, you know, like how many people I see coming to come. He's only been in a room with other doctors. Sure. And, and the, and probably some really like some real head cases. Well, presumably even in a row with Kevin Smith. I mean, come on. What do you mean? It's like my credit at college and finally, my credit at the course. Well, I got my partner in this. He's has a one.

He's has a one by a college. No, he's been to college and he has 148 IQ, 48 IQ to right sure so I think that good enough that Us as a team can come up with a Series of questions that can come close to a real Doctors findings If not surpass it So you too I can't wait Who would type of like are you gonna could you tell us the types of personalities that you're assigning? What your answer, me and Gainham will then tell you what kind of personality he thinks you have.

How many different type of personalities are the possibly, what category? English. Well, what? So you've gone beyond the accepted like yes, um Personality types and have developed some of your own. That's all politics. So eight questions lead to endless possibilities Yeah, 148 told me and I believe it's it's all about trying to put people in a shoebox all the time Sure, we're trying to pull people out of a shoebox Don't actually the one who hates individuality more than anyone I've ever met? Cosplaying, will you? Standing out, did I? Getting that shoebox is not

a good choice. But again, no, 148 has helped me see that we're just constantly like trying to put people in the boxes. Yeah, and so we can follow them away and you know, forget about them. But that's not where people need to be. Seems personal. Seems oddly specific. Now, it's take it, like it's how long do we work in this about a month? I would say, yeah, that sounds alright. We were, we would strike questions, you know, that we felt weren't giving us in this about a month? I would say, yeah, that sounds alright. We would strike questions that we felt weren't

giving us enough information about a person. To now we feel we've got the final eight answer. Do you have any questions? Are we the first test? There's other people that have taken it. My daughter's taken it. Oh, yeah. Taking it quiz.

They're perfect people, you said, right? My daughter got off the charts like All seen like unbelievable. I told her I couldn't be more proud of her after she took the test Gotta take a point off All right, so you be both I mean, I it's it's unorthodox to take it to people at it at one time because I feel both of you guys We'll try to influence each other's answers or be people at one time because I feel both of you guys will try to influence each other's answers or be... You can write them down. Well, it's too long probably, but I feel that you will be also what's it called when you're

influenced by each other's answers. You won't be as... It won't... So it may not be as accurate as other people we've given the test to. I feel also that you guys will play for each other trying to make each other laugh. And... Personally, I'll do douchebags. Why do I have a rubber stamp that says douchebag?

Why is it on my face? Alright, so for the first question is, when I say the initials MJ, who or what is the first thing you think of? Michael Jackson. Brian. I thought of that pizza place that you go to. Out of a pizza place. Yeah, that pizza place on the highway that you go to?

So obviously Q's fastening with me. Oh, it's fastening with food. Well, I don't know the pizza place. Wait, your answer wasn't wrong. It was either that or Mary Jane from Spider-Man. It was one of the two. Oh Okay, you see the entry but you could see the possibility the endless possibilities of the very first question, right? We're trying to weed out people who say marijuana. Okay. Yes, guys. We're trying to put my mind if that makes sure you have an addictive personality then right? Okay, got it it if you think of marion's okay to gateway drop okay we're you guys took the hypocritical if I'm sure you before I else cause no harm but also like Michael Jackson right is

definitely something that like your natural child will have to do. You're kind of like, no. That doesn't mean the person if they say Michael Jackson is not. In fact, disproven in the corner wasn't was it disproven? Yeah, thrown out. Got a raw deal. Well, after 20 million was spent.

One point and I have, when the person that answers Michael Jackson, we kind of think that they are, they value celebrity. Okay, a little bit. I don't think that's accurate. What if I had said Mary Jane from Spider-Man? Nerd. Nerd? Yeah. You know, kind of withdrawn, kind of like, you know, to himself. It's just odd that my first and second answers are so polar, I'll just get a say. And they were like on the heels of each other but okay. So that's

why there's so many endless choices. In your mind you're like which one should I choose and then you chose the one that I'm really surprised is NJs that's on Route 35 and middle to 35 yeah that's why that's where like on your birthday and then it got everyone nervous that somebody watching you. What does it say about him that he picked a piece of, please? Oh, he has low self-esteem. Yeah.

It finds comfort in food. Like I teed at that question. Because he doesn't say. Maybe I'm a doctor too. He doesn't think grandiose. Right. He's very unimaginative. You know, it's kind of like he just sticks to his,

the things he knows and he's unwilling to Just peaking out of my shoebox once in a while like this is where I belong Why would I leave the shoebox? Sometimes the pizza can represent a hug and you know he's eating the pizza because he wants a hug so I got a low-sub-scene just because he wants a hug. So I've got a low self-esteem. Just for the sake of clarification, aside from secretly paying for a waltz birthday dinner, I've never been to them, James. I've passed it many times. But it's the first time that your mind goes to. Right. So it's that I have low self-esteem that that my friend came to mind immediately. Okay. So far with you You don't feel you deserve to think of something better than something you already know. Okay, actually that's accurate

My daughter's answer was Michael Jordan The exact thing that you don't want us to do You're a winner. All Alright, let's move on. Alright, you got the gist of it. We're only down to seven more questions. What's the next one? I got one there. I want you to analyze it more.

I feel 148 is that your that's your strength. My forte. Yeah. Um, when you see a small person, like a dwarf, um, are you more inclined to a have parental thoughts or be thoughts of domination and superiority? But neither. superiority. But neither. There's no way on earth. If you see, I just had this conversation with somebody the other day, I was at lows and I saw a dwarf walking in like just dress regular going into going into lows like anyone else regular. What? You know, like in your

mind, how are they supposed to dress? A dwarf? Yeah, like like they're going into the mines. Like in Snow White with all that stuff. No, I was just like, I said to her, I was like, you can't not notice. A little guy or a little lady, like you automatically notice. And what I always think, even if the person isn't technically a door for a magic I always feel like I'm glad I'm not

Short like that. I'm glad I'm not Like that little or even like J. Sarge short say yeah, you know grotesquely short grotesquely short He tried to deflect it like a cute dude to cute aunt and didn't want to answer yeah I'll answer everybody Now will answer he didn't take one of the two choices no it would be the second one it'd be superiority yeah not like I'm so much better than you but it's like I'm glad I'm not I don't I don't have that high problem I think as I get home with myself it looks self-esteem I have to go

paternal thing because I'm always like oh man I hope they're not happy but not like in like oh they remind me of a child this is like I, I hope that nobody's bussin' their balls and making their life harder. Right. You know that's- Well, I think that is- that's definitely would be more towards feelings of parental and nurturing. Yeah.

Nurturing, I would say parental. Same thing. Oh, really? Okay, sure. Not as apparent as a sure. He successfully fed his daughter's answers to make her an awesome person. I'm not even arguing. Let's be seen on this table. Some parents don't nurture herself. Well, I did not expect I expected him to have nurturing feelings on. It was a it was a

curveball that you went with superiority. yeah I can dominate immediately let's do this boy all right what does that mean well it's a sum total right at the end get emotional okay yeah I got to uh what did your daughter say she guess it doesn't matter because you've had the answer no no no she she tried to also go with neither and I told her neither is not an acceptable answer And she said well, I don't feel like I dominate a Superior or superior to him. So I'll have to go with okay with parental, but because I'm not a parent though So how could I be how could I have this feeling yet and I was just like you will

So we won't she will yeah I think you want gracious Better all right this one's interesting this next question you're at a table with a scrumptious warm Delicious looking pie and you cut it you cut yourself a slice What is that pie filled with? What is that pie filled with? Oh man, probably, I'm gonna go to Apple, but I would also say cherry, but I'll go to Apple. Traditionally. Thinking back to Thanksgiving. Well, this is my favorite pie.

American. I mean, I have to agree. Mine would have went to Apple as well. That's, hairpile But I know that's not real Whatever Q says that's my answer So I've got a positive result and you decide to join the band Yeah, that's true to run apple pie would have taken two seconds. There would have been no cross contamination I'm taking too long if you wrote that answer separately. I don't understand.

Yeah, that's true. I'm going to run half a while. You would have taken two seconds. And there would be no cross contamination. I have no imagination and I'm a commie. All right. He saw the brain on the wall. OK.

So the positive reaction to that. Oh, yeah. But he's nurturing. He thought of Michael Jackson. What am I doing wrong? All right, see I thought for sure that like And I'm sure other people will but there'll be people who will fill that pie with non-traditional filling So that's what we're looking for first. I thought of maggots of feces Yeah, like I'm gonna I'm looking I'm waiting to find that person that says razor blades right I'm waiting for that person that says snakes

So you could have given a fake because that's my first thought was maggots and feces because I thought it would be I thought it would be funny It was an apple To be a more honest accurate down your first day. Yeah, you should be right here. To be a more honest, accurate, like the right, this is going to be skewed because you're not answering. Like, be honest. Don't stop. My first two were honest. That one was was was more I wasn't thinking unilaterally. Yeah, I never have. Yeah, I know. Why should I start now? So that gets in feces. But even then, we couldn't trust his answer. His answer because he said he's just trying to play to the crown. Yeah he's trying to play to the right. You right.

Ah! He's performing. I get to feces. Do you know what I said? That's funny right? I threw the doctors for a loop. I'm like a scat right there. I'm scat man Johnson. Like, Scott. The revival of the game. Scott music. How have they not changed the side of the

Scott bus, which is like senior citizens, something transportation? First to crap is Scott. We're more of them. You don't think that every time you see the bus, you're like, fat. Yeah. Anything you say, anything you're like, fat. Anything you say anything you says.

It goes back to the pan. The first thing you think so when you see the scap was just shit. This is more of this same man who peed on toilet paper and public restroom. You know what? I thought of doing that again recently. Just like I was like, how fucking funny. This is patient zero. like how fucking funny is that patient's patient. I have my doubts but this is patient zero right here. I don't fuck about this fucking.

At least a case study. In our mist. All right. Hiding a plane. Not even hiding. Broadcasting. In the literal sense of the work. Hey, Jerome, faults from not listening. Question four, of these three cars, which one is the most appropriate

to describe your life at this point, A, a car with no windows, B, a car with no radio, or C, a car with no radio or see a car with no seats. Hmm. You're right at down, Brian. All right, let's see. Let's see Q's first. No radio. No radio.

So he's not looking for external entertainment. He's entertaining himself. And plus I don't think he has a... I look at him, what is he saying? It shows that he doesn't, he feels he doesn't deserve entertainment, pleasure of being... Well, that's not why I posted it at all. I picked it just like I asked you.

I don't know what I'm saying. It's not what you think you're saying. It's just subconscious, you know? Like, if I could put in a radio, I'll put it in, but I don't think I have a shot. A love or radio? A deserved radio. You mean, I think I'm just being driven around And it's all just trying to do your marching you're marching to someone else's tomb

So why would you have a radio? Why would you have a radio? But it's a doll but that we we fear I feel like deserve a radio to be clear people who choose no radio Or are depriving themselves of the pleasures of music Yeah, I don't think it's me depriving me of it Which means in essence music means you're depriving yourself of joy in some sense Why don't they come depriving myself of this again? Someone else But ultimately you're saying that the choice is his he could walk away from anything at any moment and be like and then crank that radio up. Yeah, you could. But you know some people it's a lot easier said than done.

A lot of people just can't walk away from their issues. Some of us have contracts. And I find it shows he's trying not to impose himself on others like you know those people who just blast the radio. Okay. Yeah, You know, and that could possibly offend others. He's trying to stay on the... Thanks, pal. Yeah. It didn't even just say you were playing Gravediggas some way down here today. I've got my defender person or two.

But you're thinking too literally of a radio. Radio represents other things in your life that you enjoy and you're not allowing yourself to enjoy them till a fullest. I feel like I might need to pick all three then. So again, the potential answers were a car with no windows, a car with no radio, and a car with no seats. With Brian Johnson right now. I pick seats and I will defer to you guys to tell me why. You feel like you're carrying people and you wanna let go of that burden. Yeah.

Really? Yeah. All right, that's not the reason, but. Well, that's not what you mean. No, that's not the reason that I pick seats, but. It's not a conscious literary. If you would give me a second, no, that's not the reason that I pick seats, but Consciously you would give me a second doctors. It's not the reason I picked it, but you're it's not entirely inaccurate I mean I feel like

You also don't have control of Your entire life you feel at times you don't so that you can't even sit down and enjoy the ride because you're worried about other things my That's more accurate You're in a set of unsettling But he says I'd be totally different 148 has his own theories and so do I Stating them as if they're facts Why you're in a state of貌 as if they're facts You're in a state of uncomfort uncomfortability. You're not willy and you don't feel you deserve. I think the words discomfort 148

Just say in dr. 148 And why did you think you chose no seats? Because closer to what you said, I feel very unsettled all the time. I don't feel I can ever relax, I don't know how to do that. And I don't feel like life is within my... I think that's what we said. He's just trying to refresh. No, no, no, I agree with you. I agree with you. But the lightning the load, yeah like sometimes I think of that too, like, overly agreeing it is. Yeah, whatever you guys think. What medicine do you have for me? Can I take it

out? We cannot prescribe anything. Alright, then, you know, maybe some one-on-one counseling, maybe some listeners. Oh my God. Right oh my God, right 101 counseling with us. There's a lawsuit you wanna fight. Satellyolar prescriptions can be found at telmcdave.com. I'll tell you what, man. Like I've been to some shrinks and I don't think you guys would do worse. That's true.

All right, question five. Complete the lyrics to the chorus of this song. We are the world, we are the children, we are the one to blank. Don't think, just write them. No, no, let them sing. I'm trying to remember the lyrics of the song Yeah, I'm trying to but I don't remember them Well, you can put this as an opportunity for you to put your own lyrics and make your own song

I just gotta rhyme with children The way it will okay you're getting nice you box cue we are the world. We are the children. We are the ones who blank Now do you remember the song is pretty famous? I'm in the side of my beliefs I guess why why do you think I have the vinyl I have the vinyl for that I found it recently Why I think these the world's recording artists haven't gotten together and made another we're especially now in this moment. The shit was so lame and gay. It's such a preachy, sanctimonious song, and the whole world is preachy and sanctimonious now, so there's no need for that song to come out now.

You're getting all that right? Yeah, okay. Yeah, the lyrics are on Twitter. Yeah, when I did that. Did you, are you guys finished? I wrote it down. All right, let's, okay, so I'm gonna start it Twitter. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. When I did that. Did you, are you guys finished? I wrote it down. All right.

Let's, okay. So I'm going to start it and then you finish it. You ready? Yep. We are the world. We are the children. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I see a pencil pen moving over there.

No, I just misspelled something too. We are the one, two. Drag you down. Wow. Oh my god. Is that it? It's like you're okay. I mean, I can have a womp, womp on the internet, but I don't. I go to drag it down. What are you saying to that?

I think it's being influenced by your previous discussion with the children getting taken away. No, it actually doesn't have anything to do with that. Yeah, that's what you say upfront, but you know, keep down. Oh, fair enough, fair enough. Well, you don't want kids. And we're you're saying that like, kids, you're in a position now where it's like,

people are like, oh, you must do whatever you want. Which couldn't be more opposite from the truth. No. So now throw a kid on my car. Throw a kid into the mix. Yeah. And you're toast, you're done. But you have seats, which you could put a child seat in. So I don't like I don't want. I don't want.

But again, you're what are you doing here? You're losing sight of the quiz though. Children don't minutes don't it's not his children. It's all of us. All of us on the world. He doesn't care. You're his child. all of us on the world he doesn't care. You're his child. It's a self-centered answer. Yeah, I think so. It's true. I agree. I don't think you've ever denied that. Yeah, I mean, I thought embraced it almost.

Well, I don't know. I've been with the last seven years of taunts since. But I find it's time for your problems. It's almost the opposite. I've got time for mine. But chance to use her. And Tony, what do you want from me? How much more do I have to give?

I find it conflicts with his dwarf answer. Because he's dwarf answer. He was scramble and he was. No. Come on. He's tapped answer. Well, dwarves aren't children. By definition, some are.

Right. Some are at points in their lives. But dwarves, not Benjamin button and I Wait again, we say none of the things that we come up with are meant to make you feel defensive or Feel anything so don't work Or feel bad about yourself So I try cutting it didn't work and you say about that cutting didn't work. It didn't work. The go to for everybody.

Got some blood on my back. It was more annoying. The clean up. Seltzerwater. You feel it. You feel that what we've, it's an accurate description of your answer though. Yes so far All right, Brian Johnson, so Brian Johnson Malorie I'll start it and you finish it We are the world we are the children we are the ones who lecture everyone and how to live their lives and what they can't say. First time he's used humor to make that statement. Without sweating or saying it.

Without it was having a stroke. I'm sorry 20 year old. Do tell me. Educate me please. You're so wise. How was high school graduation? Was it fun last week? I told you this is indicative of all the right wing media he listens to.

And it's definitely the son has become the father well done one point just more towards the way that you guys are about me I feel not like he thought he was writing it to be clever, but nothing could be more It's like it's automatic writing it's fever. It goes right past his brain from his subconscious to his pain To write down fever And then write TM after that I'm gonna tell you what, go into that show last night, gave me hope because Romano and a tell were making some jo- and Jim of course were making some jokes that I was like, wow, that shit's flying and in a room full of people, if flew, people were not offended.

Although did your Nick DePolo got punched? Punched in the face. Somebody punched, some girl punched Nick DePaulo a comedian because, yeah, the father, I guess the father came up to after the show, like he takes pictures of people, and some guy came up and he's like, I love the show, but my daughter wants

to punch him in the face, and almost immediately, she clocked him in like a little right underneath. Black, highly big, big, shiny, which is like, you got to hand it to. I don't know, do comedy show. Just leave. Why do you go to comedy show? Because comedy, I think people who want to silence,

you know, comedians and people who have opinions that they don't like, they really aren't, they don't have a sense of humor. So don't go to a comedy show. Right. Don't go to a comedy, you're just gonna make it. Go on Twitter. Just go on Twitter and say the things back

to people that they're saying to you. Yeah you just add to the echo chamber go into a place where you're going to hear some jokes that you made disagree with because you're only gonna upset yourself yeah yeah to get her arrested right to a point well yeah he filed a report and so if as he should like like what's the world turning into where you can just punch people who like like you wouldn't punch people are more famous than you would definitely like, like what if you're in a Joker show and somebody doesn't like a joke that you made? And then like they get popped.

Some of you are blue who were I want to get up there? Like in the middle of the show. Yeah. So if you're any one of them, you got to get yourself. Oh, boy. You promised me a clean show. Yeah. More.

I don't know. All right. That's charges. question number six. We're almost done here. It would be about the most surreal moment of your life. You see Walt climbing onto the street. I'm so awesome. I think I hope I hope somebody's recording.

If you could recreate or reimagine the fishing pole pole What thing would your pole catch? Hmm Got it Alright, don't say yours first because I want to give this a little thought what would my fishing pole catch? I got first got come first thing comes to your mind. Okay Because I got it, you're right. Well, it doesn't necessarily have to be. It is. But it helps.

You know, because the first thing is always they're gonna be, they're gonna try to, not him, but most people will try to, what's the answer they're looking for. Right? It's still Right? Wow. It was senseless about me. I do feel it. It's a soul. In all fairness to myself, I did ask while when he told me about this, I was like, it's

designed to make me look fucking crazy. He's like, oh no! But since it's so... It is so fluid. So you think that the question is hard. Anything you say could be used against you. At all honesty, do you believe these questions were designed with you in mind? These questions are designed for the entire human race.

No, no, no. Somebody in America, to somebody in some little Peruvian village that has never even seen a TV. Right. No, I don't think they're designed, I think the interpretations are designed about me on the spot everything's about you all right you all right you all right you're new fishing pole catch money straight up money clean out the money pole cast it pulling up a couple of Benjamin's I

Feel like that fishing pull is pulled and practical joke That's a week it's cast on true TV That's all I got fishing troller Swooping up anything all kinds of my secret You've never seen one before but he's on the hundred dollar bill I'm a cashier, you know. I know. It may not be in my pocket, but I've seen them. 148, don't let the patient go, do you?

I'm just correcting him. I'm just correcting him. I'm just correcting him. You know, I've seen many doctors go down the path of having an intimate relationship with their patients. And they're going to be, I want to see them go down there. They're like Harley Quinn on the Joker. You don't want to lose your license to you.

What do you think the money answer represents? I think he's trying to chuck a jible at all. You know, trying to go back to his taxes. His normal tax is humor. Like, oh, I want money. I need money. The government's taking my money. All true. I do want money. I need money the government's taking my money I do want money. I do need money and the government is taking my money the second I get home. That's becoming my new ringtone

Do you feel money it may not be literally money though? Well, they say money can't buy happiness So I can display you on both those It is literal. It is literal and it can buy you happiness That's just what they tell you so that when you don't make money you don't every time you look at your checkbook just start whistling Well, no, it's just you may be able to rent happiness, but you can't buy it And it would have been if the Craigslist personals were still like but sorry get him you can't rent it anymore either There's a giant thing about not worrying about money I think that will remove a lot of stress from my life So that if by your rationale, Q though that means every rich person on earth is completely not early happy and has no Misery sadness or depression. That's not true. I think that they don't have a stress that, but they get more stress.

But I'd rather have the stress of having money than not having money. I've been broke. They say no money is no problems. That is true. Is that accurate? That's so accurate. Way more problems. Well, because you have to do so much to earn that money. Well, it's not just about a regular 9 to 5 for you. It's every two seconds. Like, like, you know, I was really surprised you're going to marry a thing on Friday because it's such a, you have such small amounts of time that like, I know, you got to support your brother. Yeah. Yeah.

Possibly excited for, I am excited for him. I think it's going to be cool. Yeah. Okay, so are we in agreement that this money literally mean money? I think it's this promise you it means literally My dollar if I got a wrote a dollar sign. I should have He's being pretty defensive, so it might just be in an allegory almost What's in an allegory? Tell him one for you save parallel Save parallel 140. Just save parallel. It'll be all right. What is it?

You know? All right, let's just know what it means. Like if my regular doctor didn't know what the word allegory meant, I'd be like, I'm out. Oh, sorry, I'm out. Okay, cool. 148. All right, what was your answer, right? I'd be like, I'm out. Oh, sorry, I'm out. Okay, cool, 148. All right, what was your answer, Brian?

Oh, you just... Oh, the monthly work done is endless. I never, I never authorized you to say words. I didn't know what it means. There's a strict list of words you were telling me. I'm trying to 40. I haven't got that far in my calendar yet. What the brie, what's your fish and pole catch?

My fishing pole would catch ultra lefties so that I could take the kids at the border out of the cages and throw them in. Well, that's sweet and sour, isn't it? A little bit. What do you, some up that answer? I think he's still shucking a job in a little You're talking about approval with the last one. Yeah, I feel like now glory He went right and he just keep going right because he thinks that's the what that's how I really feel good I do you think I'm tapped in some for you?

No, not for me I feel that any answer, but who I represent, other than one, that is this is the only answer I feel that only question has one correct answer. Any other answer is either shows a level of narcissism because you feel you can fucking improve upon the greatest invention man has ever created. The fishing pole. Yes. This is the end of life.

I mean, what more, what better invention has come down the pike since the fishing pole? The slaughterhouse. I guess, to make burgers and shit. But it ain't real. But it goes back to bubblegut if you teach a man to fish. Whatever it is, whatever it is, George Washington, Carver invented to make peanut butter, because I like that more than I like fish. Air conditioning, yeah.

The... Pessilent. Yeah. In fact, a fishing bowl is one of the worst inventions when I think about it. You don't need a fishing bowl, and net will do it better. No.

Or a spear. Yeah. Like if you really want to get manly about it. Well, then you got to deal with refraction. Sure. But the If I go fishing, I have to deal with boredom. It's I went fishing a couple times with Edgar. It wasn't fun. I never caught a fish ever and it just took so it took so long to not catch a fish.

We got a bait on your hook, you know, we had bait, but it worms. My goal is to raise the answer that I was looking for. I didn't lead her to it And it just blew my mind in me. It almost made me well up. Was it the same as my answer? She said her poll would catch fish because And I was like that it's amazing that you said that I said because it shows you don't have no like Visions of grandiose you realize that you can't improve on something. Like, what's the thing? But hasn't the picture of Paul?

Yeah, earlier, you're in the shoebox. He's got no imagination. He never wants something. That's a bad thing. Anything. You can't improve on anything. I don't know why it's like, yeah, you just... There's some people who can't and you already denied it

No, but I wouldn't want to say I'm so proud that you're staying in your lane Alicia Look at that adorable status quo It I think it shows tremendous insight that you that you realize there are some things that can't be provided But fishing poles are approved on all the time like fishing, like the first fishing pole was not made of like five or five. Are they more straight? With a real maybe? I don't know.

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You can't eat more honey. Yeah, I would buy your pole. If you're stranded on a desert island with all that fucking millions, you. Yeah, why don't you get one? You didn't think of that, did you? Do I own the islands? I mean, you can't get off.

Right. It's just you and all your suitcases, a whole million. It's you and lovey on the island thirst. And you know, it would no professor, no skipper, no guilt again. How much would you give to buy a fish and poll then? Yeah.

But who would he give it to? How many of those suitcases would you give us? I guess you're right. When you're right, you're right. Alicia was right. Right. Through a pistol blip. I do.

You do. Hold that. Hold that $10,000 over the water. The fish ain't coming and giving themselves to you. You need a pole. So you're deep, so you're just... You did, but you're right. I learned my lesson. So you're dehydrated on this island, too.

Wow. Well, you can... I learned the lesson. You can't buy water. But you can get water. You can get water from that fish, though, right. You can get water from that fish though, right? You can drink water from it. Yes, so have a nice glass of brine with your fish. Oh, I can see a pool of fish oil. No, no, no, wait a minute. Like when you cut open a fish, you can drink the blood, right?

Yeah, it's like a cactus. Sounds awesome. Are you going to live? Do you want to live? Not really, not under those. That's a listed list. You can get water from a flush. Yes, that's tell them, please. You can get water from the flesh as well. God, okay, thank you. But isn't it salty? I mean, you're catching, if you're on an island, you're probably catching saltwater fish. And it's going to dehydrate your... No, it's not. Make your lips blister more. Have you ever eaten tuna?

There's saltwater fish. Right, yeah, but I also have fresh water with me. I'm not in an island, sir. Sorry have fresh water with me. I'm not an island sorry. I'm sorry I had not thought of it that way 148 you're right I know see the allegory and whatever other But I'd like to drop Next to last question Are you the type of person who would rather space things or neuter them? I guess neuter. I guess neuter. I know isn't it the same thing, just different sex?

Yeah. I probably have a rather boy cats than girl but I don't know my girl cats pretty awesome let me write it down it's a better masculine than trying y'all we know that yeah no shit duck yeah all right. Would you try it, is that? I did raise it in spay. I'm gonna stick with spay. So now who should you eat the spay? The spay. Wait, Malkat, nooter, nooter, sorry.

Nooter, yes. Final answer, that. Final answer is nooter. Okay, now I'm gonna let 148 take this, because this is a bomb show. Oh, really? show Speaking as a unique It's he feels a masculate it. No, he no, he likes to Dull out a masculate a masculation

to bowl out the masculinity and the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the what happened. But I think subconsciously he's he feels a masculine in himself. This is I disagree one. I know. Is this interesting? Is it okay for two different? Is it? This is foolproof test. That will challenge any time. I said right. But I mean, I think again, no, he is unwilling to look at it from without like,

prefacing it with a feline. I mean, he knows full well. We're not talking about cats. But maybe he's talking about pussy. Not cats. I mean, or maybe I'm talking about the only situation my life would have had to spare a neuter a creature and referencing that I think it

So most of the world I think it also shows that he wants sexual freedom because if he's neuter than he Can't get someone pregnant so So you're saying he wants to be neutered if he's neuter than he can't get someone pregnant. So. So you're saying he wants to be neutered. I think in a second. He wants to be neutered and neutered every one else.

Yeah. He doesn't want children. I think he hates balls so much. I'm sure it's a secret. This eye are to castrate himself. No, not castrate. Oh, neuter. What about chemical castration?

Yeah, like a sex offender Oh, that's an option I think it's getting them just pulling out a syringe Well, I think it got off late and so we offer chemical I would pay for that billboard What the fake number I would pay for that billboard. What the fake number I would pay for that billboard. I think I just backed it back and Dr. Steve. I would have coats on you.

Just have open castrations. They're one stop shop. I think it also points to my face. LOL. I think it points to one of his deepest darkest fears. Having to have something. Yeah. Okay. I I I I I I I think you're on something 148. I don't know. I'm different from your first thing. But yeah. Some would say polar. All right. Now you're not only like a one question left. Well, he is. I know. I know. But I want want to you are taking notes to give them their summary of their

Yes, the end, okay, I'm a yellow poster. There's no official test Well, I also what what would a real doctor be writing this stuff? I'll quote on quote you work. Yeah, at least a clipboard. Let's call clipboard. All makes it more official for you Yeah, I think so. I think I think it's a. Yeah, I got a free in the store doesn't help. Yeah, his work uniform with stains all over it. Like, like, if my doctor has stains all over him, I'm assuming he just came from surgery. Not like I'm ready for the day. It's not French fry. Usually not. He's not. He's not a short order cook when

he's not doctoring. All right, right. Are you the type of person who likes to spay or neuter things? We all know it was just going through the motions here We all know what he's gonna write the man who dumped us so done a woman head All right, I might shock you then because I said neuter. Oh, I don't believe that Went out knowing the reason. I'm gonna go in here. I just saw the man for 30, 40 spots some years. I know that-

I like to keep a woman down. Yeah. It all stems from an ability to whistle at them. I know. How am I gonna get their attention? I know. I'll boss him around. I mean, you've neutered personalities.

Right, yeah, I said neuter. That's why I said neuter. I mean spayed personalities though. So you're saying gender specific. When I say neuter, I like to neutralize. I like to take somebody who is talking a lot of shit, a hypocrite or whatever, and just neuter their argument. Like, I like to shut people down, sorry. Really? Yeah, that's that's what I meant by it. Like, there's there I do take a

certain enjoyment from a big mouth talking shit who doesn't have all the facts and then just say one thing that they're like and just neutralize their argument. I like an attorney would. I respect it. It shows that he's against censorship. Because if he was for spaying, he'd be against the creation of new arguments. He's just trying to eliminate current ones, but not prevent their future ones. I don't mind conversations, but conversations where people are just not listening

or they're like, you should not be able to say how you feel about something. I don't even want to hear your side of the argument. That's how certain I am that I'm right. I'm not certain that I'm, maybe I'm not understanding the question. I thought this is about about weeding out people who don't belong. I just have to have a bias for a tendency to against one sex or the other.

I thought that was our agreement. When did neutralizing conversation come up? Probably from the Latin He's trying to They would get off I'm like Hannibal lecturing. It's like I'm I'm off the charts with this shit I believe it's land but yeah Yeah, whoa Come on you now are you correcting? Well, no, it's not old English it's all that are you collecting wall to English? But like but when I asked you when we went over this

Ad Nozim about this about accepting this question you never once brought up the possibility of them going with a definition of neutralizing. Well, you can't think every possibility. But what the hell? I thought you just said there were endless possibilities. Exactly. So you can't think of every single one. But we only came up with two.

You should have went for the third. Endless always means half and third. All right, so you're rolling to accept that? Come on, I know. for the third. Endless always means half a third. Alright, you're rolling to accept it? Come on, I know it's like, I think deep down. It's metaphorically, it's metaphorically cutting someone's balls off whether they're, that is that answer is though, I like my shot people do. It's totally arrogant. It's totally arrogant. It adds to it. It adds to it. I mean, come on, how popp is that?

Look at the person. I love it. It's just... We're going to be me, baby. I was born this way. Yeah. Me and Lady Gaga. A little monster over here.

Final question. This is really gonna this is gonna bring it home huh? Oh I'm proud of this question. Okay this is one that I kind of came up with on my own. I didn't have one forty eight input. Wow he didn't want it included. I got the final say. Okay. Because it's end son. Yes So don't forget that Don't text me a three-clock morning Hey, when you wake up remember what's an end song You need the name to know his son

Yeah, your life is a fish and pull. You can be you can be replaced by Alex Would you rather have all the flowers in the world? The color white or have all the food in the world tastes like chocolate Flowers in the world, either color white, trying to imagine that world, or all food tastes like chocolate, or just my whatever I think. What kind of racist are you? There's all, he's trying to show off his, he's immediately thinks he's solved the root of that question

the question of race questions trying to understand the question no not you also you don't have to go down to Italian we're kind of racist are you obviously trying to make some sort of commentary on the question I see you try not to even think about that no no but not my answer I can't change it now look I was taking it literal All right, we need we need to get get them back to work so real quick. What is your answer? Q. Do you wrote yours down? I wrote it down. Yeah, I would go all flowers all flowers be colorless Food is so delicious and there's so many options

It's not like I even see a lot of flowers in a day. Or is there any? I don't even like chocolate that much. Is there any regret on that decision? Do you feel like you deprived the world of beauty and because of yourself? White flowers still quite beautiful. But all of them.

I mean all food tastes like chocolate, but if you don't like chocolate, which I don't. Oh, you don't like chocolate? I'm not even really chocolate, yeah. And consider but if you don't like chocolate, which I don't. Oh, you don't like chocolate? I'm not even really chocolate, yeah. And consider that some people don't like chocolate. We're not chocolate. The possibility. We did it.

We like chocolate. What about selected, way more than the other? No. No. No. No. No. So, about here, are you being honest with us that you didn't see race coming?

I did not see race into it. I didn't even catch on to what he was saying until you pointed it out. But it's because white is the all colors put together. So, that was black. Black's the absence of color? Think about white light is made up of all the colors. No, but I thought white was the absence of color and black is all colors. Well, 148. No, but I thought white was the absence of color and black is all colors Well more 48

White light is when you put it in front of up and I talk about light was on a color. Yes And it's made up of all the colors. Can you imagine being in a doctor's office like this is the conversation you're having Roy G. Bim what you could have done this entire mountain Google this I mean just what you could have done this entire mountain Google this Believe it, okay, what is he did even think of neutral? I see he's not thinking of this I know that he did not see The street where we're taking him down. I'm kind of I didn't I swear it kind of Stunned that he didn't it really shows he's woke AF He's like a dollar

I don't like chocolate I don't like chocolate give me a good jujubee Maybe some chuckles they used to call me chuckles in school. I graduated when I was 23. I'm allergic to chocolate. Chocolate makes me itchy. Well, I mean... Kat's canny chocolate. I don't understand what's going on here. I was like, it was answering your question. The question I was asking...

Did you find the white first white? It's nice too. I usually just go to... I'll keep looking I do because I But I mean is it does it show somebody who's not like Thinking on their toes to not see the connotations of that question No, I'm not no, I wouldn't say that I Like Brian's god immediately put. Put us in. You were

reducing humans to white and shocked. Why would I follow you down that path? It's horrible. Here's a man who saved lives. No matter the color. You're right. You're right. And it probably in a fire,

everybody looks black, right? Just like the end. It's just like at the end of that movie. Okay. It's a big problem, actually. All right. Can we save this guy? Brian, what did you write?

I wrote Flowers. You do, Joe. I chose Flowers. Yeah, I chose Flowers. And not because I want a Lily White world. But because I thought the same thing is Q, where I'm like, well, not everyone likes chocolate, but really, who's impacted by just flowers being white. It's not like suddenly people are going to dislike flowers. I think a colorful bouquet is

very nice. It's pretty. I have like flowers. I hardly ever get them. But the people, even if somebody loves flowers more than anything, they're like, I still got flowers. But if everything tastes like chocolate and they don't like it now, suddenly, like what if there's a guy like you? Like I know you like crunch bars, you like chocolate and they don't like it now suddenly like what if there's a guy like you like I know you like crunch bar so you like chocolate, but a Super smeller who doesn't that's problem It's a big problem. So your answer was He's got a fishing pole catch a chocolate fish

You are you are looking you're thinking about all the other people in the world who will suffer because of an all chocolate diet Yeah, it was more it was, yeah, then you got like, then all the chicks are Because I You got to go I got to get out of here I got to get out of here Let's give the evaluations here That was eight questions that I think You could sum up any person on the planet

With their answers What did you come up with with Q first? I think Q is a caring person He I think he was a he's a caring person. He... I think that's accurate. Yes. He um he tries to to lift people up more. Alright. What is this bullshit? What? I'm just like the real thing. He's talking about. What answer did he get that he tries to help people up Because the pop

Like he's a gospel like he's a gospel singer You can emotionally he tries to lift people up. No, I think he tries to lift people up That's and then it goes back to when he was a farm and he's saving people. He's lifting them up Oh, so you're talking literally he likes to live people like like midgets Like like midgets Just come on just read this I don't care about the phone Go read it. I'm trying to tell me not to read it. Okay. Go in this Read it. I'm what you wrote. He's got some OCD shit going on. He's got to get the phone. There you read it. Oh, good where is it right here?

Probably. Why don't you have it over? Hey, hang up. Hey, hang up. It's over. Good. Keep reading it. Well, and I use an entertainer. Oh. Oh, you figured that out from the quiz, huh. I'm fast. I need to know about Brian Quinn

These are your only job That into the define allegory All right, so I don't even I can't even read it The scribbling stuff. Oh no, it's not because I can't read it because he writes like a mental patient This is one of those things where the test is really about like the observer All right, so what about Brian and Obviously, I I'm going to tell you what this people up to here. Is that not accurate?

Take it, yeah. You guys are right. His low self esteem, he seeks the approvals of other. Oh yeah. Seaks to entertain them. The flowers alone because he says he wants to receive flowers, which if you think about it at the end of our performance, they give people flowers.

So that's what he's seeking. And it shows in the way he is always trying to perform. Yeah, I want to be an opera singer So people throw roses to me. I don't think they said it was about it was about race Who knows? I But it's based on it. It's based on what when he explained it is what he said he goes to nobody ever gives me flowers I see so race has nothing to do with it. No, it's an addition to it's, you drew out a statement that

it was a mistake. But what does it say? Because they couldn't lead me down the path of going black with chocolates. Yeah, that's an odd. I'd really think that one. Very reductive. The chocolate's going to also be every color. There's white chocolate, there's dark chocolate,

there's brown chocolate. Ooh. Yeah. We were not, don't try to paint us in a box. And I'm not putting you in shoebox. Please don't worry about that. Yeah, get the hell out of it. Yeah. Blutus one is usual.

Yeah. Good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I told him to be prepared for this at a moment's notice and as usual no planning no no notice no So you got the notice and he did just flying on the seat of his pants again, and it's always proven that we work for him There you go, good. I think I could just open other shirt. It's just disgrace

I think I could just open other shirt. It's disgrace. All right. Since the confusing thing is, can we just do a quick shout out for our Kickstarter? Yes. I'll great idea. Since this is coming out, I guess, today or tomorrow? Stretch goals.

Stretch goals. I need you to read a Q because I have no glasses. OK. So Walt and I and Colin Bunn have a compoke on Kickstarter. It's called Metro. We should go to social media or our website. You'll find a link to it. It's a dark, dark, very dark book. It may not be for the kiddies. It's definitely not may not. It is definitely not for the kiddies. It is already funded. It's going to happen. We already have the comics done.

We already have everything in place. We're just waiting for this to end. So it's a sure thing, right? Well, oh, yeah, this is definitely happening. And if you want in, if you want a copy of a soft cover or the hard cover, you got to go to the Kickstarter and type in Metro or it's probably pinned on your Twitter. On Twitter at BQ Quinn. And we have in four hours we funded what we needed which is great. So we have some great stretch goals going that involve hot sketches. We have Waltzoo and original sketches. Colin and I are working on a little side book for it. A little dinner with a good Q&A.

Maybe. Nope, nope. Not at all. Not at all. How many days are left, you? That's a great baby. And nope, nope, not at all. Not at all. How many days are left here? That's a great question. Let me see. 17 days ago from this moment.

You don't have that much time. You have two weeks, but if you want to get involved, because I think right now this is the only place to get the book. Yes. Right now for the foreseeable future. Definitely this version. The only way you're going to get this copy,

this version, with all this cool shit in it, is by going to the Kickstarter and future, definitely this version. The only way you're gonna get this copy, this version with all this cool shit in it is by going to the Kickstarter and picking it up through there. Yep. And that's, again, I wish we had a, it's at Kickstarter.com, I guess you just type in Metro. Metro, yeah. And it should come up.

When you were naming the book, did you think at all, like I know what it's about, but did you think at all that people will think it's about like a Metro dude who grooms is, no, that's what it's about. It's about a mushroom shit, it's about but did you think at all that people will think it's about like a metro dude who grooms is No, that's what it's about. It's about a metro. Yeah, so not metropolis. No, it's about a lot of Because of the crumming his tassicles the entire book. Oh, okay. Well, I'm now a man Tell him Steve Dave I want to be an altar safe with you Wouldn't it be great to be somebody new?

I'll be my lover girl, I'll be your primitive man I don't wanna be a world who never stands Fall down the void of fear and the sea Baby come to kill you, we go with me I just wanna follow around and my everfacures think I don't care about my family at home I don't even wanna think Just one of your eyes, feel good in pause

Leave me alone, I want to try fall I want to be in a god to stay with you What it needs to be right to be somebody new? If people love a girl, I'll be your favorite man I don't wanna be a girl together, damn, fall down the floor of your energy Baby, come and kill your ring, go and be out of my way Go down south, I'm Mexico, I'm gonna party with the prop I almost got mixed with blood, I'm gonna feel that cosplay fire

From the fruity party, and the tired of hell The saddened teeth, we're wishing well I want to be an adult to stay with you What are you the second hell to say to see? We're wishing well! I want to be an adult to stay with you What ain't that big race I've been somebody new? You'll be by another girl and I'll be the man I don't wanna be your broken death or death Fall down the border, fear, energy Baby, come and heal your little desire It's the gateway to the supply The late for the modern man to the beginning of time I saw where was the seven hordes, seven eyes I shall put blood and all the blood

A fear in my body's eyes Water be hidden out of state with you What it need to be right to be somewhere new To be my lover girl I feel a bit of pain I don't wanna feel welcome ever dance Fuck out my boyfriend energy Baby come and kill your ego with me This has been a production of SmartCo Internet Radio. Sir, only at smodcast.com.

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