Tell Em Steve-Dave - #466: The Birdman of Staten Island

Episode Date: January 4, 2021

Christmas recap. Q’s etiquette is questioned. Would you hire a prison coach?.

I have fucking tits, like I don't know what to tune a bitch. There would be no little caveats when the press interviewed me about Mike and me going down. Whoa! We got all we need! Tell him, Steve Dave! Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him, Steve Dave. I am here with Walt and I am here with Q. Hello! My boys. What's up, bro?

This is the last pod of 2020. This is it! We, uh, I think for all things considered, we kept up pretty decently. Yeah, I think so. We'll have a little bit of a week and two here and there, right? Mm-hmm. I think it may be the most, um, prolific output in years. It's got to be since maybe the first couple of years,

like as many episodes as we put out, regular free episodes. Regular free stuff. We miss many weeks, I don't think. Now and then plus here and there, we had francid some stuff. Yeah. So.

Is this the last, it could be, depending upon, if things, how things work out, this could also be the last episode recorded in the old building. Yeah, that's what I thought it was until... Yeah, there's been some... There's been some permit issues with the town of Red Bank and their dragon, their heels. And you know, like I said earlier, COVID I think now is the universal, get out of fucking work card for everybody who's like,

you know, man, COVID. You know what you're gonna do? COVID, that's why you can't get anything done. COVID. Oh, why can't you get this material? Oh, COVID. Why can't you do it? Up COVID, everything is fucking COVID. And when you want some fucking real timely answers and timely shit done, dude, you're gonna got that done, you know, pre-COVID, but it's post-COVID, asshole. Right. It's post-COVID. What do you expect? Yeah. All of a sudden, everybody became fucking, you know, island time. Is it bad, island time? I guess if you're waiting for a permit, yeah. It's bad.

But otherwise, if you try to live your permit, yeah. It's bad. But otherwise, if you try to live your life on island time a little bit, like in your free time. We did for months. Pulled out, relax. Yeah, but it was fucking bitter cold. No, no. We did it in, in more, oh yeah, you're right.

I guess it was cold and March when things, the first shutdown. Yeah. I would imagine that's what like island time is right. Pretty much. Yeah, just hang around until you need to do something You know, and there's no schedule. No, you just get up when you want to you don't you know shower when you want to are you talking about Brieland time or You watch TV until you know until you watch it. Yeah Yeah, so So what do we want to tackle first the stash or 2020?

About Christmas or Christmas. Yeah, I would see how is your Christmas? Uneventful. Uneventful, huh? No fights. You went to Pam's. Went to Pam's in the morning because we were the only ones that got approved by Eric since we don't really go out Hunter and my sister they work with people Does Eric know you went you went to fucking Disney world. I know you did all the he did all the quarantine Afterwards, but he but you really he he doesn't know everything you do, right? No, I mean, I'm not reporting back No, I mean, I'm not reporting back to you. I'm just gonna nap that track.

I mean, if I'm like, if I go to the grocery store or something, yeah. Do you tell Eric? No, I don't go out to just a do shit though. We don't go out to dinner. Like if I go out, it's kind of because I have to. I don't know if I can't do shit, whatever. So we went to Pemeneggers,

when he married Beth and Sage in the morning, well, noon around noon, it's for breakfast and just came home and watched movies and shut, hung out, eat food. Really? That was it. That was it, huh?

Did it? Island time. Yeah. Now is that, is there expectations that there should be more? Because I mean, or was that like everybody's like, everyone's chill with everyone's cool with that kind of like laid back kind of like, like, La Zai Fair kind of.

Post-Govid. I think what you want from us. I think, like, if they talk to Eric, they become, like Thanksgiving, they become increasingly concerned. And then as like, they don't talk to Eric for a little while Oh, because Eric fucking stars the like they think you're good enough because of COVID. Yeah Why does Eric know more than like Then the average person knows is he got secrets that like that arm being revealed to the to the general public

My first guess would be no he does not but is he like to say, like does he like to lay down little things that like, I know stuff that you don't know and you should be? I just not tell them. He's on guessing. That's what he should do. Great troll. I'm just something big is going to happen

in the next couple of days. No, I just think that he's just like, hey man, if my sister and Hunter are around people constantly, you know, there's a much better chance they're gonna pick something up. So just went there, went home, and that was it. Sage got up late, opened her presence, you know, Walt got her a fucking hideous, haunted doll with its brains leaking out of its head and shit It's the most haunted of the house I was like talking big and bad. He was fucking bragging about how sage is into haunted dolls. She loves gore

She loves fucking she loves like splatter. Yo, she's hardcore like I am so like I'm mother fucker I'm gonna search out the most glorious most disturbing doll I can find and I'm just gonna leave it in a bag with a little note that says her name and I am and it's just as I am haunted yeah I wrote that you should have said Debbie would let me write what I really was gonna write I was gonna write like this story about how you know I forget what name I chose. Odelia Ophelia and I am yours and you are mine. I hate who you hate. Let's make them pay. That's awesome. She, like, you can't write that for a little girl.

And I was just like, I'm not writing it for her. I'm not writing it for a big man. I'm not writing it for a big fucking talker. Who's like, my girl, my kid, loves a heart. She loves real blood. I love to see somebody hit my car. My girl my kid loves a heart. She loves real blood Yeah, it was a pretty gruesome sight and at first She's like I put a picture of on an Instagram and see in her face. She's like what the fuck Because the point before that she got a trucky and a Tiffany living dead doll and they come in the same box

And there's like a heart so it's like kind of cute This is what's inside your head in case you didn't She's holding a skull which I thought was apple pull. Yeah, that was very cool Wait, no, this is a I have better I have better pictures. I'll show you one. Oh, is that it? Yeah, that's it. That's it. That's not the greatest picture. I'll find a better one for you I'll post it to so people can see that's great. Now am I Should I have gotten sage, Christmas for them? I don't know why, why makes you say that because I did.

Yeah. Look at her face. Yeah, her face. Oh yeah, that is a brilliant face. That's great. I'll post that picture in a regular doll. There she is. Here she is with Tiffany and Chuckie. So happy. Yeah, Tiffany and Chuckie are lame though. That's not hard. That's a joke. I'm like, you think that's graphic? I'm going to watch the present for you. That's my shit's legit.

That's fucking corporate bullshit. You're right, it is mass produced whereas Walt is definitely one of a kind. It has a weight to it, nothing to do with sand. But yeah, I wouldn't feel like, you know, that's just like, it's like keeping up with the Jones' kind of mentality where you're like, oh, well, he, you know, that's just like, it's like keeping up with the Joneses kind of mentality where you're like, oh, well, he got a present. So I, so I should have got a present. But should I, should I have done it?

I'm learning, this is actually, this is the king and something in my life. I'm learning that I don't give gifts to people that I should. Me too, I don't tip people I should and I don't send thank you notes to people I should. Well, tipping, I'm good with because that directly reflects on me in the moment. So I'll do it just to make myself good about myself. But I never think to give like I have a friend who is kids not not even

say this conversation I had this week and I have not given a present to kids five now. Oh well I mean you know what you could do before this episode is over just write say to check and then you can write my two kids a check to. Yeah. I mean, a nice big one. You're such a gable of gift. I think that's just a little bank account. Just to take out the price of those tickets to the show that I...

The show is mortified at the show I wish like him anywhere else but on the planet but there I'm so sorry The fact he pulled that out so quick shows a very fucking quick fucking like like he's been thinking about those ticket prices for years He pulled that out of his my pocket in a microsecond You fucking our last roll of toilet paper. I had my girls fuck a wipe and I asked you to fucking candy wrappers. Frank would need to smash in the other hand. That's all problem.

There are expressions at that show look like sage is when she saw the paper. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You remember this untrue? at that show look like sage is when she saw the yeah I don't remember this untrue I don't remember them talking like this they're funny, they're just a harmless guy untrue I feel threatened and I feel like they're gonna jump off and attack me

I'm not likely running around the stage. I'm not going to be running around the stage. I'm not going to be running around the stage. I'm not going to be running around the stage. I'm not going to be running around the stage. I'm not going to be running around the stage. I'm not going to be running around the stage. I'm not going to be running around the stage. I'm not going to be running around the stage.

I'm not going to be running around the stage. I'm not going to be running around the stage. I'm not going to be running around the stage. I'm not going to be running around the stage. I'm not going to be running around the stage. I'm not going to be running around the stage. I'm not doing it in my life. So he's another who told you that you should be doing it Who brought it to your attention that you were that you were being a Miss that would be my assistant So did she pull you side and be like you know because this is tough to tell the boss well, she said you're that you're that you're ungrateful and Well, yeah, you're that you're that you're ungrateful and She's got to do it. She got tap dance around that she can't just come out and say it but you really feel

Because the reading mentality is people give things to me She's seen a pile of shit shit you fucking open before he got here? I just piled up a can of ensue. Up for all the listers and fucking viewers and I jaders like it's like Like Santa Claus visited the stash and just only left gifts for Q. Right I was good. I mean, it's always empty at the end, too Oh wow, so I really stepped into something Truthfully it didn't it really didn't even occur to me. It wouldn't occur to me that it would even occur to you.

Right. Which is why I think I'm safe, but apparently it's not. When the assistant like breaks this down for you and lays it out there, are you, do you immediately like, do you jump to like get the fence? If you're fired! Do you jump to like get defense if you're fired?

You've been saying that. Or do you shit there with a with an ear and be like, okay, all right, I didn't know that. I didn't realize I was doing that. That's that was my response. Okay, that's tested my friend. And I said, hey, just give me your address one more time because I'm going to sense I want to sense other

of the kids. I've just been informed that I'm a piece of shit and that I should have been sent and gives this all time. And then my buddy made a joke about it and then I made a joke back and that was it. I sent the presents off. Are you okay? Well, you know what, you took the right steps though, so.

I don't have kids, I'm never gonna have kids. So it's just not in my mind to think about the gift of exchange. So I'm learning that it's a real blind spot on my part. Now sage is offering off opening gifts from you. Right. And if you know what if I next year I'll just put from Walton Q. Oh, from Southern. I give you the money man. Okay. Okay. of. Yeah. Move on. You're not even thinking about anywhere. My favorite type of problem. You can go home and tell your assistant problem fixed. Yeah. So what you're doing your job for. Well, that

was my point. I was like, why am I like, like, just just show up with the presence. You're not supposed to remember it this point. Just you have a credit card. I didn't say this to her. I should say this to her. She have a corporate card that she should be, like, preactively buying the gifts to cover for your ass. I think she would if she assumed that I was not, I think, I think, like her thing was like, I mean, it's just such a no-brainer

that I thought you were doing it or you would have asked me to do it. She did believe her. Like, you would have asked me to do it because clearly you should be doing this was her point. She let you go in for a while. Yeah. Oh man, yeah. And do you have any feelings of like when you're just before you fall asleep you're laying there?

Do you go like, do you question your like, wow does everybody think? I love that it's all mine I thought it was big It's someone's telling me it's not Something's out of orbit here It's a skew and a mess. Oh, well fucking. Oh, crap. I'm crying. I'm crying. I'm crying.

Yeah, basically. Basically. No, I mean, my defense was I don't have kids, so I don't think about things like that. I bought my friends' presents. You know what I mean? I just don't never think about children in that way. Right. What'd you do for Christmas? How was your Christmas? Same. Same.

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So I'll be distracted by my aunt. So now cut to me on fucking my couch watching Star Wars eating M&M. I was like, fucking fat fuck. I bet like I, like, you know the banks. So now cut to me on fucking my couch watching Star Wars eat Nehman is like fucking fat fuck a bit like I like you know the banks like they're not easy to stop eating either like if you're into that bag yeah it's like a hundred and seven the calories like ten of them I eat the whole fucking bag I have fucking tit like I don't know what to do about myself He texted me in a panic he was worried worried about it. It's like I was saying to you, I've read so in so many different places that the COVID-50 is something where people are putting on like tremendous amounts of weight.

If not, you know, just five, 10, 20 pounds. So it's not uncommon, but at the same time, it's like, yeah, how do I stop? How do I stop? Because tomorrow's going to be the same shit. Well, I like the Jim Carrier in the mask of like somebody's stop me. But there's no one to stop me. I just want you to just give yourself to New Year's day. And then on New Year's day, then you're like, okay, that's it. It's over to new lifestyle.

So basic. Like, I know what I'll do. I'm like a resolution. I know, but it's hard. But let's be honest, though. You're like, I know what I'll do. You're like a resolution. I know that it's hard. But let's be honest, realistic. New Year's Eve is coming up. You know you're going to want to get your fucking... You want to die?

No, no. No. You're going to want to relax a little bit and not be stressed out about, oh, should I be eating or giving yourself unneeded. You want to just relax and just have a good time. But then next day, then it's like, okay, now it's just celery stalk and white rice. Yeah. What's tough about that is the transition to no sugar. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I've always found stops me. Like, it like I'll be a couple days in and you get the headaches and you get fucking moody and shit

You want to smash somebody? So if you can get past that I haven't even gotten far enough alone to experience those issues Like I just make a wish and then I fucking just shove my face for food. Yeah, well, and it's also so easy now You got a door to ash you got grub hub. You got all these places. I don't like, hey, you want some food. And I like you. So I do. Thank you. Amazon. I just I add food. The whole food delivers 10 bags of food like an hour later. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's what Mary Beth does. Instacart. It's the fuck. Amazing. Yeah. It's like, it's, it's like, it's seven bucks more. And I'm like, well,

isn't that weird? I'm like, well, how is that even possible? I was like, what's the problem? I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, how is that even possible? I was like, and they're losing money because like, the seven bucks that I'm paying, I'm losing and just walking down the aisles and be like, oh, I'll get that. I'm just ordering the things I need. Mary Beth loves to update me on how many hours she saved, shopping, using Instacart.

I'm like, great. I wouldn't, I wouldn't have been there anyway. This is a matter of doing. This is now either getting to my hours. I would have come up and seen you if you weren't going to visit your parents. And now I'm not going. Oh, you're not going to go now. You know what man, they're in Florida. Like I said, my dad's got the one lung. Every article is just like the fucking surge by holiday travel and then about and then Florida specifically and my buddy

My buddy I don't want to say his name. I almost did he he's even crazier than me. He's like Fucking he won't leave a bubble and his he went down to Florida for a funeral He actually he said I got on the plane two masks face shield Went to the funeral it was like his first cousin, it's only that wore the mask. He goes, it was the five of us there. He's got COVID. Oh my God. He is wow. He's in hell. He has texted him yesterday and he's like, he's every bad symptom you've heard about. He's got. Oh my God. He's like, he's like, I thought I was going to have to go on a respiratory. I'm going to breathe. He goes, now I can't smell, I can't taste anything. And so I was like, look, I was like,

I can't be the idiot that goes. No, you can't take that chance. But it also goes to show it doesn't fucking matter how careful you are. It just doesn't matter. If you can do the basic shit, you know, your mask and your sound, it's gonna be crazy.

Two masks and a plexiglass shit, where's it enough to stop it? Right, wow. So I can't go down there. Because you probably touched something, then touched his nose or eyes, or whatever the fuck could you do it right? Wow, so I can't go down because you probably touched something then touched his nose Her eyes or whatever the fuck could you do it when a hundred times and I fucking well that's what I said to you I was like I said to him. I was like you're telling me how careful you were I was like, but if we had video of the moment you caught it you would be like I'm an asshole

Right, yeah, yeah, I'm so stupid so no So stupid. So no, so do well. Christmas was pretty eventful for me. Play catering, right? Oh, yeah, but it was the it was Christmas Eve. We did the Christmas Eve. We did the Chick-fil-I catering. Did broke out the chocolate fountain. Yeah, monster hit.

Yeah, I had a I have a niece. I guess she's my niece. I don't know if she's my niece or my cousin. She's young now. She's like seven. Oh, I know it's not the pirate. Goddamn present. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God or my cousin. She's young now. She's like seven. Oh, I know it's not the pirate god damn present Oh, yeah, oh my god, multiple presents. Did you? Yeah, but we broke at the chocolate fountain

Kiss me when she was coming over and You just see that you see that on a kid's face though. Yeah, it changes the room. Oh my god. Yeah It's it brought the energy level from like a seven to a nine. So no brain spillin out of adults. But then on Christmas Eve though, um, did you guys, did you guys remember the, the winds and the storm? Now I was picking up. Yeah. So I thought I thought a tree was in my house. So it was bad.

It was fucking horrible. Yeah. And I'm right off the water too. It was like, but you, you know, you know, my house, right? There's nothing blocking. I have nothing in front of me. I'm dressed and that's it. Yeah, so there's when it comes, man,

it feels like it's gonna take the house down. So it's like one o'clock in the morning and my wife, I'm up watching TV and she comes in, it's Christmas Eve and she's like, I'm not sleeping in there, she goes. It feels like the windows are gonna burst in. And I was like, okay, and so I'm still watching TV, like 20 minutes later, she's lying on the other couch

sleeping and we hear this horrendous crash. Fucking, and I'm like, what the fuck was that? Everybody in the house is a welcome virus, and I go to the bedroom, and I can't open the fucking bedroom nor it's like what the fuck it's like there's like the suction the fucking windows blew in. Oh shit. The windows actually blew in. So like it was like you went in airplane when a window breaks and like there's like I couldn't get the door open. There's shit flying around all in the room.

It's a fucking polter guy's time. Yeah so like, and there's rain coming in and what happened. And you know what saved the window from shattering now? Believe it or not, it was the tell him Steve Dave, little burrow couch that we got for free for doing those burrow couch ads. Yeah, the the the window burst in and just came right out of the fucking frame. And we would have we would have hit the ground with a

shattered, I guess, but it hit the burrow couch. And just like, because it was like right underneath it it didn't shattered then but yet I got now I got a gigantic gaping hole in the house and it's raining and there's nothing now and I saw like there's a giant hole in the house so and all this water is coming in and it's coming in sideways so it's one o'clock in the morning and I should I'm gonna I haven't rectified it yet, but I probably should go get a hammer At least have a hammer in the house at least have a nail a couple nails I don't know the hammer to tarpey being business So I had to grab one of the Thelm Steve Dave shower curtains from the patreon

So you say that's awesome. Yeah, so I'm putting up one of the shower curtains. And I'm like, okay, so I'm trying to get the, but the wind is coming in so hard. It's like, I'm not lying. I swear to God, it really took every ounce of energy to keep my arms up, to keep it up there. The wind was blowing that heavily, and the rain was coming in.

I'm trying to, I'm getting soak and wet. And my wife's like, what do you want to do? What should we do? Who should we call? And I'm like to get him getting soak and wet. And my wife's like, what do you want to do? What should we do? Who should we call? And I'm like, a man. What? A man. A man.

A man. And I'm like, I don't know. I'm like, I don't know how to fix this. I've gone, I don't think a thumbtack is going to hold this shower curtain up. I'm going to try to put a thumbtack into the window sill. And I can't do it because the window sill is not like, it's like a not a normal piece of wood.

It's like fucking petrified wood. It feels like. So it's all I can do do it because the window sill is not like it's like a not a normal piece of wood It's like fucking petrified wood feels like so and like it's it's all I could do just to keep this Shower curtain up, but it's really not working anyway. So much water is getting in as it is and So she says I'll get a call your mom and see if my mom's boyfriend Joe will come over He has a toolbox and CVS some wood Because we definitely need some plywood to put get this up. Cause I mean, it is, when it's blowing, and I'm terrified I'm gonna fall out the window. I'm terrified I'm gonna fall out the window

holding this thing up, cause it's like, it's like, it's a far drop down. I would definitely die, or at least fucking be paralyzed if I land the wrong way. Fucking spinal. And so I'm sitting there holding it up and we call that like 115.

He literally doesn't get to our whole three. So I'm holding this thing up soaking wet as like you're trying to move shit around and And it wind is just coming and it feels like the other windows are gonna cave in too In the other house my kids are going like it wasn't this bad during Sandy Oh my god, this is worse than Sandy. They're going like with this the house gonna fall down You really feel like the house is shaking. And they're starting to cry. And I'm like, oh, I go, it's not, it's just that the windows were compromised

when we raised the house. I said, they probably shifted. And they probably weren't like, correct anyway, after Sandy originally. And when you raised the house, I'm sure it really compromised the, the way they were set in there. Right. I go, it's not gonna knock the house down. But there was one gust. It's not the house, I'm sure it really compromised the way they were set in there. I go, it's not going to knock the house down. But there was one

gust. Yeah, the whole time, like, yeah, the whole time, I'm like, I'm like, there was one gust that was so bad that in my mind, I'm like, oh my god, this house is going to fall down. It really was terrifying. Yeah, because I'm just like, I could just feel the house shaking. Yeah. And especially with this hole now. So he gets there and his piece of wood isn't big enough for the, because the window frame is huge.

Was his plywood for now? He's got a plywood. And so he, so he, so then my wife says, well, we have this piece of, what's that called now? Like when it's on the back of a, of like a hutch, it's not real wood. It's like compresses like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we have a fire board that we never use for the hutch downstairs. And I was like,

grab it, I mean, why is we use it? But it's like, it's not, it's like cork. Maybe if you saw these Tom Steve name shirts together. So we boarded that up and we- That should get soaked and falls apart immediately. Yeah, so that was falling apart. So it's like four o'clock in the morning. Holy shit.

And finally we get it, we get it all, we get all the wood up and we start to like with butter knives, start to put towels, like start using a butter knife to start to like put the gapes, we're like just filling the cracks so that no water is getting and no winds getting in. And then as soon as we're done it feels like it feels like like you hear birds chirping. It's like the wind is the wind

dies down. There's no more wind. We have it that way is Chris to see but I told I said to them I was like can you remember what happened last year Chris missoner like why no and I like what about the year before that? And they're like what are you talking about is like because you'll never remember you'll never forget the Christmas that the windows blew in I think so this is a memorable Christmas That is eventful yeah, yeah, you're gonna fight with Pam wouldn't a fucking best of that Yeah, cuz it now're gonna fight with Pam. Wouldn't have fucking bested that. Yeah, because it now the window I've never seen that happen before. I didn't think that could happen that the windows would just fucking just blow in.

I know the frame. Wouldn't it hit Deb? No, it wouldn't have hit her, but it would have fell in probably. I don't know if the glass would have shattered. I'm sure it's probably shatterproof glass on those windows. I would have. It would have hurt. Yeah, but what was holding it in that cave?

I imagine it just was the clips that were in or whatever. How it's ever in there. Yeah. I don't know what it was. But what was holding it in that cave? I imagine it just was the clips that were in there or whatever, how it's ever in there. Just was not tight anymore over years. And we would hear it through years after we raised the house. We would hear it rattle and it would leak a little bit. But in my mind, I was like, oh, who cares?

Fuck a Windows rattle, it's windy out, what are you gonna do? But apparently I was wrong. The rattle we were hearing should have alerted us, then like something was definitely seriously wrong with it. You're just kidding, you're shit like that, I guess now is the moral of this story here. Wow, that was f***ing worse than my night. I was just like, I thought a tree would fall my house. I can't relate so many.

I'm gonna be so happy. Yeah. Yeah. That was an adventure. Yeah, it was, it was like I said, I never saw much water on the, like coming in and we had to move the TV real quick, not that we don't have a real expensive TV,

but it was getting all wet. You definitely don't want to just lose it just because, you know. But everybody else is scrambling the move stuff as I hold the shower curtain up. Yeah, it's a man's job. Don't hold me a shower curtain up. Yeah. You're about to die down. And I'll be like, I guess it's ending now.

And then it would sit, fuck a whip back up again No, God sucked You got any New Year's plans no plans. No, no Thank you. I guess you're not going to see your parents now. It's just staying home and Probably fucking polishing off anything I can before midnight Trying to carve up for the new year. Yeah. I'm going to go, uh, I'm going to go to Troy's.

Oh, you do that every year. Yeah. We do that every year. And he, it's usually a big affair, but he scaled it back tremendously. Well, you know, post COVID. Not yet. Yeah. You know, well aware of that about the scaling back due to COVID.

Uh, the, um, it's a nice thing to like, if you have something like that, and you're like, Oh, I really don't want to have this every year. I like, I'm kind of, I'm kind of over the whole like New Year's party. This is a great reason to be like, the next year, just be like, yeah, you know, we're just talking about, we're not going to do it anymore. But he loves it apparently because there you go. Yeah. I'll be there. That's nice. Let's talk about something real quick and that's something is Ray Con boys. Now this is a product that we do believe in. Every year all you hear is New Year New Me that usually means you'll be

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That's what I'm talking about. You know, you could get into some, is this, oh yeah. Why the rich? Why the rich? Oh yeah. You gotta go to like exotic locations to see, you know, this is not a poor man's hobby.

I can't believe I was ever impressed by fucking five cardinals You like you got you got you got you know, Haudi Totties are gonna be are gonna you're gonna be traveling with on your bird expedition You gotta get like they like the the the the the the pit hat. Yeah. I'm on a go. Oh. That was a needle. Man, I'm gonna fuck a rediscover the dough knows something exciting. Yeah, there's a there's quite a few like birds of prey around here. Like you'll see Falcons and shit. Yeah, I got a Falcon and that flies about my house in the summer. Yeah, there's a there's quite a few like birds of prey around here like you'll see Falcons and shit

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There's a little I can't say but there's a little note to us. Slight rebuke. Oh really? Yeah. I would think they would want to play that shit up, man. Definitely not. I know you guys are making fun of me. Do you know how crazy it is to see eight Cardinals? That's at once. Mary Beth coming from Ohio was blown away by a blue jay funny I should mention. She's like, oh my god, look at Blue Jay.

I'm like, I haven't seen them for 50 years. I'm gonna fuck about a blue jay. Give me eight Cardinals and maybe it's something to talk about. Did you Google how rare it is to see that many car cartels in one area? I didn't I didn't think about it because cartels are fairly common in my neighborhood. I just never seen that many together at once. And the males are the ones that have the big bright red. Isn't that that always the case in the bird family that the dudes are always the most flamboyant in the birthfamberd family?

Yeah, they're gonna attract a mate, so they gotta look fine. Yeah, you got your peacock and pecan, you got your drink and mowlard. Isn't that, but isn't it weird how humans, it's so different like, males, like to, to, only to attract other males would you get flamboyant? Um, well, you don't really get flamboyant to it. Like you try to get like kind of grungy kind of like manly kind of like earth tones. What depends are you to track the ladies right? You don't you don't go like dressing in bright orange and pink and you're askotting shit like birds. Like the hearted family.

Bird. Manicking all their behaviors. I mean, I don't know. I think like you like, I mean, what's the fucking one? I mean, these Omega Rolex watches, like, what are they if not fucking men peacock and? Oh, yes, yes, but they're still, but they're not like bright. I guess they are sparkly silver, but like the colors though, the colors that I don't think. Well, the other reason you're buying a watch that expensive

is to let other, like, I guess I, so. But I wouldn't think you would buy like a hot pink roll. No, no. That's what I mean. Just like it's the weird how the colors and the animal kingdom are so different than the humans. Yeah, why didn't we not adopt that?

Those guys, where are we not in hot pinks in order to do this? We're not asking all the girls are in brown. Well, they're different. I like they're fucking birds, man. You know? You mean we're mammals. We got a different routine. It's all about protection and fucking resources.

So what's a bird? A bird? Yeah, it's not a mammal. Well, it lays eggs, so no, right? What about a penguin? Uh, penguin lays eggs. It's not a mammal, huh? Right.

You know, the penguins, uh, that they make, that they, that they, that the males bitch out and they gotta watch the egg. I heard this. I saw a penguin fight because one guy took over, like the male went away from his egg and then some other dude took over and then like the female was choosing between the two

because she's like, yeah, I had this guy bitch out, but you couldn't even handle it. So this other dude's stuff. No, he's in. Now he's in. Yeah. Fucking back to the other. Yeah. That wouldn't the fuck. Yeah.

Yeah. That wouldn't be fun. Same with kangaroos, right? Don't they carry, uh, the carry? Happy feet paint a picture that it's all fucking sunshine and rainbows, but give me some of the pebbles and shit like

you know, kangaroos seahorses. Like seahorses. Seahorses like jump gender and shit like that. Yeah. Original binary. Yeah, those are the fuck. Oh, gee. No. No. No. No. original binary. Yeah, those are the old G. So 2020, man. Yeah, nobody'll miss anything about it,

right? Is there anything to miss about it, except for the the break, the bunker and down for just a little, many people had to be like, all right, get a week off from work, never dreamy, it was going to turn into six, seven months and eventually unemployment. That's a ugly state. Yeah, I don't think I'll ever hope that we ever see anything of it's like ever again. You guys stop doing that bro. You're scratching, touching, and touching your mic.

You're still doing it all the time. I see you doing it. Yeah, you're constantly doing that. I'm doing it a way. Yeah. No, no, I'm fidgety guy. I took away my utter awesome. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, the doctor was bought by a practice and the practice was like, unless you originally prescribed this medication for someone you can't continue to prescribe it. Even though I've been taking it for 10 years from the same guy, it doesn't matter. He wasn't the original prescriber. Where is the original prescriber? L.I. You know, so fuck it. So that's why the mic sounds like shit people, sorry. You just get yourself one of them softball,

so soft squeezy balls. And then just squeeze them, you know, while you're, yeah, while you're, so you keep your hands busy. Oh, I had down here, yeah. Yeah. Oh. But do you think though that there's a life easily, right?

Oh, I think that's I mean, I guess if this is the worst year, it's been pretty good so far then, right? Because I mean, at the end of the day, I mean, it's all for us three personally, I don't know if it was that fucking like there's a lot of people who yes definitely would be the worst year of our life. Yeah I meant like overall worst year. I would want to see since like say Vietnam when we were alive. We were alive during Vietnam we have no like context for it because we were too young. I would think probably since 1918 right when they had their their pandemic. I'll talk about people living today like people living today. What was the worst year of their life? And I would have to think it was either this or Vietnam.

Yeah, I guess 2002 would have been really and half of 2000. I think the worst year and people's lives usually are more personal and not, you know, like something bad happened them personally. Yeah, not so much for a collective worst year. And this may be a collective worst year. This may be the collective worst year,

or like you said, 9-11. There's nobody that was happy about it. Oh, Bezos. Bezos. Well, Bezos got divorced. He lost like a fucking 60 million. What does it matter? He got the 60 million or something.

He was divorced before this. Oh, yeah. He spent all that money back, son. Yeah, that's why he caught that point of paper. Hey man, I don't want to start a conspiracy theory, but son. Yeah, that's why I'm not going to pay for it. Hey, man, I don't want to start a conspiracy theory, but do you think maybe that's why this fucking happens? So, basically, he may be, go down as Lex Luthor, when this is all said and done. Why? He's done nothing but provide a great service for us. Yeah, that's, I mean, that's really, all he's provided though, but like,

otherwise, when you look at the, when you step back a hundred years and now and you look at the Bayzo's factor, I believe it will become like holy shit. Why did we fucking let this happen? It's really. Yeah. Can't hurt him to Hitler. Yeah, that's, that's unfair though. That, I mean, there's only one Hitler.

And this guy certainly doesn't be long in that conversation but at the end of the day he's gonna be in my opinion I would weigh in I would go all in and I 100 years from now they're gonna be like why the fuck did they let him control everything why did he has a hundred and ninety one billion dollars you couldn't even begin to conceive of that type of thing and he's treating his fucking employees like shit I hear like amnesty international Yeah, I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

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I know. I know. I know. I know't the billionaire like Elon Musk. That dude seems pretty grounded. Yeah. Everything over here. He sounds like he's off the road. Yeah, he sounds like, yeah, like he may be something maybe. But it's not. Yeah, but I mean, at least he's like a cool guy. He's like always like innovating something. He's trying to push things forward. Speaking of which, I was reading today that there's app developers that like they'll they want to Speaking of which, I was reading today that there's app developers that like they'll they want to If you get once you get both vaccines you have like a barcode or something on your on your iPhone so you can like

Walking into a theater walking into a grocery store. Okay, you might still have to wear the mask But this proves you have the vaccine because they're not gonna let you into things concerts whatever It should have been vaccinated with both of them people try to get that app fucking illicitly? Oh, you mean like at the wrong barcodes? Yeah. I don't know. I mean, obviously I have known none of the smarts for the technology, otherwise I'd be developing the app. But if the government's involved, which I mean, aren't they always, it may be harder. But you're right. I mean, there are always hackers that are better

than the people that are creating the shit. So, I mean, I don't know who's gonna get the fake bar codes. I'd probably just rather get a real one. There's only some people that need fake ones, so they are not going to get that vaccination no matter what. So they're gonna explore different ways to get around it. I thought it was amazing that Diplasia was like, hey, you know what? Since they're going to go, they're going to explore different ways to get around it. I thought it was amazing that Diplosio was like, hey, you know what? Since they've been marginalized,

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I have that. I was under Walt's cattle. How long did you end up doing? Two months. I was under Walt's Gale. How long did you end up doing? Two months, but I had this argument with Gidham, because I said to him, I was like, okay, you're in the prison yard. We're females in the prison. We have to put the scenario.

Martha Stewart's also back in prison with Ampeki, and they have a prison riot. And it's Ampeki versus Martha Stewart. I go, who side are you going on? Are you on Ampeki's side? Are you going on Martha Stewart's camp? All right. And Gidham was like, Martha Stewart. And I was like, you fucking idiot.

She's got to be 20 years or senior at Ampeki. That's why she needs the help, right? No, he thinks that Martha Stewart story can take ampeccate Oh, it all hinges on a fight between the two leaders. Yeah, yeah, and it goes then you're out in the yard They're out in the yard, but then he texts he texts me hours later He texts me this article about that Lori Lachlan hired a prison coach to learn martial arts And I said so so you're on my side then, he goes, no, he still was going, Martha Stewart,

but I read the article and I found this to be stunning. So, this article quotes an expert on prisons. And he said that her Lori Lockland getting martial arts training before going to prison was the worst advice that she's ever gotten in her life. Why? And that's what I want to ask you, if you were going doing some hard time. But she wasn't doing hard time. She wasn't, but she still was like a little worried and she was like maybe I should learn

how to defend myself if the need arises. Okay. Why is that a bad idea? He says because, which I found to be shocking that even, that once this guy said this, I would be like, okay, he's no expert. This is okay, this is the expert. Yeah, he goes, whoever gave her that advice was clearly giving her the worst advice she's ever received in her life.

He goes, inmates are able to watch TV, and if she thinks she's going to go in there and bully other inmates to actually defend herself, she's wrong. Because multiple prisoners would deliberately target her. This expert then noted a Brazilian jitsu professor in a foreign country, in a foreign prison who was jailed for raping and killing his one-year-old son was repeatedly gang raped for 18 hours after he was admitted into jail. So he's saying, so if this Brazilian jujitsu expert can't do anything about it, Laurie Lachlan shouldn't have bothered to get her fucking, her training.

And I was just a dumbfounded. He's right. I mean, the cases are so similar. I mean he was using that example as to why you learn how you probably shouldn't go get any kind of training or any kind of defense training. Okay. I mean she's I was seriously doubt she's in Genpapo. Okay. She's probably she's very famous. She's probably in. She's probably not a bar and a fucking prison. Probably a protective custody and like a minimal minimum security prison in America in America Brazil I've seen documentaries on

A rapist and killer of children. I really don't think that the same a fate awaits you in an American print in a female resort I would think that the same fate awaits you in an American print, in a female resort slash prison. Why don't you have to go so dark with it? There's a lot of other examples you could be like, well, there are other people who have tried and failed to, you know, in American prisons because there's always somebody stronger, always somebody who knows more martial arts. Not like, hey, I ever hear about a kid getting raped and killed by the father. I'm telling you the story Now with this knowing this, let's say you got a prison coach Yeah

And he tells you, no, no, no, no, no, cue Do not go and get any kind of training Go in there, like just You're tremenoms at the concert Would you take that advice? Then if he was like, Bup, bup, bup, wait Because here's the example Why you shouldn't Would you take that advice? No. Then if he was like, buh buh buh buh wait.

Cause here's the example. Why you shouldn't. What'd their first off be like, wait a minute dude, I didn't fucking rape a kill when you're older. Tell them to stop saying that. This isn't a fucking Forbes or something. This is a respected newspaper to have this article in it.

I'm weird. That is fucking red. I mean also it's just like, well maybe it's not about defending yourself. Maybe it's about just like making a self feel better or more secure or like, easier mind in any way that you're going to prison. It's probably about defending yourself, though. Yeah. It's probably at the end of the day.

It's probably 99% defending yourself. Well, this guy's assuming she's going to be so aggressive as to being like, hey, we're turning on full house everyone. Like, he said, like, he's going to bully people and to see, like, watching whatever she wants to watch. No, no, no, no. She, no, he was saying that, like, people who are watching TV see the news.

Some, who, some way, portrayed her in her camp, she, no, he was saying that like people who are watching TV see the news. Some who have some way of a traitor in her camp, though, and revealed that she was getting defense classes. Somebody leaked that. And of course, now that hurts her. Like, how much more can this woman fucking pay? And now you're setting her up because leaking this put her life in danger. Because people, there's always something that's why they say when you go into prison, don't fucking punch the biggest guy because even if you knock him out, there are going to be other

people that are like, I'll fucking kill you. Like, you got to let the punching with the biggest guy, it's not going to always work that way for you. And it could be the same way. Like, they marker, like, hey man, I fucking took a shot at Aunt Laurie. I fucking wreck you. And in this article, I was looking at some of the comments that the people can write, could post comments on this. A lot of people just wanted her to become like some, some like lesbians like toy in there. I mean like heinous shit they were saying about Ampecki that they wanted. They want the same thing they want for a convicted child. It's insane. It's insane that the anger and the

price that they wanted her to pay for this was on that level. It's unbelievable the comments over in there. You get used to doing a bitch because that's what you're going to be eating for the next 10 years, somebody wrote 10 years. You think someone in prison? And I was just like, who is that? Who is that? Who is that angry about this? It is unless you are a parent of one of the girls that didn't make it into Harvard or whatever the fuck she was trying to get into. Why would you be have this much level of a fucking anger and resentment and and inventions? Even I like I enjoyed seeing her pay for what she did. But if they if at the same time,

if they were like, oh, she just got off with a fine, I'd be like, oh, whatever. Like, I'm not like, fucking prosecutor to the fullest extent. I mean, I had this whole game mapped out back when this hit, like when she was going to jail. I had a game that I was gonna play about like, who went to jail other than Ampecki, and I was doing research on it,

and I had all these cases about fucking dudes who fucking Multi-bley raped people and didn't serve a day in jail I had people who murdered people and somehow they fucking got off right so I had to and but then it fell apart I may be COVID hit. I don't know why I never felt But I had done some research into it. It's crazy how many people have done so much more heinous shit and never served a fucking minute in jail and she went to jail. Well, it's because she lied at first, right? That's why they did it.

And they had the whole hard facts on it. I am going to super bad. She wanted to defend herself. She was gonna take it to trial instead of pleading guilty. That's where people were like, okay, you're gonna fucking try to defend yourself. Which is the fucking American way. Right. You know, it's innocent guys.

It's a proven fucking guilty. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. What a great point. She's innocent until she's proven guilty. That's the way you need the government to work. So get behind it. So the very fact that they were like the state was so angry that she had the balls to be like, no, no, I'm gonna take it to trial. Made them want to go for a harsher sentence. Yeah, but you know what, I kind of agree with that too. Why?

Because if I was a prosecutor, I'd be like, you fucking kidding me. You know we got you. We've all launched it. You know, like, you know we got you. Just say, do what the fucking publicity was at the other one in Felicity? Listen to Huffman. No time. Did she do no time?

I think she did time, Joe. Well, one day or something. Yeah, it was like bullshit If I was in prosecutor be like But if you and your heart surely believe you didn't commit a crime, but she did it That's the thing, but she didn't know was a crime though. Yeah, but but it is it's not of course It's not a show but it's like because you fucking pay more money to go to a better school That's not what she did. She brought that. That's not what she did.

Pay people to lie. That's what she did. That's what she did. So she should have to eat tuna for 10 years. No, are they including when she gets out? She's only going for two months. I think they were hopeful. She gets a taste for tuna.

They were hopeful that she would, that she'd fucking commit more crimes. She would do some prison snappies. It's so stupid that it's almost genius. Yeah, I've talked in that part. Right. I don't refer to vagina as pussy alive, I mean, is tuna constantly? Or is it just... It's just an internet thing. It's like, no, I love eating my white tuna. I'm gonna start using that around the house. You know what, I really kept up on using? Is claiming that I'm a little bit extra.

Oh yeah, that's right. I forgot about that. We were watching, but it was... Oh, it was the National Ampune Presents. Oh, we know. It was Bandcamp, wasn't it? Or... Or... America Pie? Yeah, yeah.

America. Girls, girls. Oh my god. We got together sometimes. And we'll watch the shittyest movie. There's a movie called Bandcamp. Oh, yeah, there's tons of... Is it a movie about the website, Bandcamp?

No, no, no, it's about it. Oh, no, no, no, it's about Oh They made a movie on Facebook Yeah, so maybe they made a movie about it. I can't It's American pie. It's amazing. Oh, okay. Yeah girls will and then I saw the I mean it's god awful It's so terrible. It's such a like hey girl power like bullshit response to everything Girls like so she's insane like she's an actual psychotic and a friend's like oh, she's just extra. Yeah But I saw it on Netflix. I was like, you know how they have the top 10 most popular yeah, and it was like number four

I was like bullshit. I see stuff up there I'm like this is just shit Netflix wants you to watch I was like, Bullshit, I see stuff up there. I'm like, this is just shit and Netflix wants you to watch. There's no way that like major league is number five or something. Like they just pop these fucking movies up. Felicity Huffman did two weeks in prison, a $30,000 fine, 250 hours of community service and a supervised year of release. Isn't there better ways, more better ways, that she could have paid her price to pay her debt to society than spending two months in jail? Like, you know, maybe

giving some speeches to some rich parents about not ever doing this. Let me warn all you privileged people. I'd rather go to jail. Do you think this hurts her career? Do you think this helps her career, her acting career? Well, hold my channel dropper all my dropper She got shit canned on full house. Oh, yeah Full house Dropped her yeah, I don't believe that you think so that the fucking cast is so tight looks up for the Olsen twins But they love her there's no way they probably students solidarity Doctor from Fuller House. Yeah then they canceled Fuller House. Anyone?

Well, they canceled it. No, no, no, they dropped her. How did they drop her? They say that she died? They wrote her out of the script. I never watched it. Wow, I can't believe that. So all her, all her actor, my friends,

all her family on Full House, turned her back on her. Yeah. Dude, if I fucking want you, right here right now, if either one of your guys ever fucking try to get somebody in a college Illigally, I will stand next to you. I will never drop you guys. Okay. I don't know who it's gonna be for me But you ever try to get saved shape more like we have to start I need you to fucking to do to make a phone call for me. Q and because the Dean really loves IJ.

I need some of those backup Christmas gifts for tuition. Well, like let's say you've mingled at this for his kids. I would like to do this for his boy his boys. I would be like fuck I would never turn my back on you guys. I would visit you every fucking week in jail. You go to jail? I would go to jail to visit them. I like it.

I can make it to fucking be a, you guys gonna be a repeat of what you saw in that first time. Like, we won't leave the same cell. One of them constantly has a talent in it. They're a child together. They both applied. We're taking it to trial. Every day is a conspular visit.

I had no idea we'd go this way. I was trying to stand up for my boys. You guys are making it so awful and nasty. No, I wonder where they're going, too, because this was $500,000, she paid. Now, if you're spent, if you're bribing somebody with half a million, how much fucking money do you have? You got a lot of money, man.

Yeah. But would you turn your back, though, on Mike and Ming, if they did that for their kids? Would you be like, or- I wouldn't even bother to I Wouldn't even be like what the fuck's wrong with you guys? I'd be like all right And now and now the fuck of press is cool because you're the most famous friend they have sure And they're like they want to quote from B. Q., do you condemn him or you're like they're my friends? I stand by what they do.

I stand by 100%. Oh, no one that there could be some blowback for BQ. If it's a crime like that. Yeah, that I could honestly say with a straight face, I don't care about. Then yeah, I would I would do it. I would be like, I'd be like, look, they're fucking dingbacks. I don't know. I love this.

Oh, that is that. There, there's that's almost like a little caveat though by throwing in that ding bat in I Said the break guys Kind of like is a cut is a subtle but very powerful Distance is away It's kind of like Trump is a subtle but very powerful distance. It's a way. Oh yeah, you can't say no thing about you. You're gonna be like, no, they did nothing wrong. The state is abusing their power.

Oh, I want to do that. You got to do that for the boys. You can't be like, I totally believe them. I'm not gonna back them up if they get prosecuted in jail. They committed the crime. But they didn't know, just like Laurie Locklin, they had no idea this was a crime. They didn't know. They had no, they thought they were breaking collegial law. They legitimately didn't know. They thought like, yeah, what they would worst that they could happen if they get caught as they get expelled throwing a school. They're ever realizing that life.

It's a federal crime. The real fucking Johnny Law would come in and put them in jail. I would stand up. I would stand up for them, their character, and... Nice. And who they are. Nice. I promise that I wouldn't be like...

Will you take that? Will you... No, you can't use that word. Will you condemn their use that word. Well you can den their actions Mr. Quinn. No I won't. Oh that's all they want to hear is no. They don't go on, they just know the pain. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You can smell it, you can talk for 15 minutes afterwards. The only sound like that's get out of the news as you say no. I'm gonna fucking cartels don't jump in my house anymore. Look where are they? I'm gonna fucking cartels don't jump to my house. And then their daughters also paid the Olivia Jade girl who had all those. Yeah, how come they don't have to pay go to jail? They were knowing participants in this in the scheme, aren't they? They're adults. It should be conspiracy. Like why didn't like I know the husband went to jail. I know the wife went to the mother went to jail.

But why don't the kids have to do any time? I wonder if it was part of their plea bargain where like, okay, we're gonna take full responsibility. Because they said she did it without our knowledge. That was originally, that what they had. It's hard to believe. I'll give them the benefit of the doubt. Not possible to believe.

You can't believe it. I mean, they're doing that, but... Yeah, but the law is gonna be like, the law will be like, well, we can't go, we're not gonna try and prove that these kids knew. We'll just take it on their parents' word that they didn't know, because how do you prove it? Right. Well, I mean, you could prove it.

Yeah. Text messages, emails. Oh, I don't know. They have that sort of sweeping authority. She went, they were photoshopped into rowing pictures. Yeah. If they wanted to, which shows you how shitty the government is on this, the state is. Yeah.

If they wanted to, they could have brought the hammer down on those kids too. I would think, because I don't understand why they get to walk away from this. Right. They could say they didn't know, but they could say they didn't know, but the parents can't say they didn't know it was actually a real crime They they knew it was breaking the rules of a college But they but the kids can say oh, we didn't know that that they did this But the parents can't say we didn't know this was a major deal. This was a major crime

But with the kids saying that other the kids saying we had no idea they say we had no idea stick with that story And they also like ignorance of the law. But is ignorance an excuse though? Apparently it's not though. But they weren't the one doing it. Like their parents were the ones doing it. They were the ones giving in the money and talking to the...

So they have no responsibility and going along. They know they fucking weren't on a rowing team. They had to know that, right? But they certainly weren't good enough to get us out. But do they know that the rowing teams even being discussed? Like, for all they know. You know you could find out so easily if you do a little bit of investigation. I think the state was like, look, we're gonna make an example of it.

Oh, yeah. We're gonna spend more than the OJ tried to on the shit though. I, I, you are so right though, but is that right? And, and is, is Lady Justice crying right now? I don't know. She should be. Maybe a little bit bummed. She should be fucking brawling.

She's like, I don't spend all this taxpayers money on this. So I thought that you want Lori Laughlin to not go to jail. You want these to join her every third. Well, I just feel it's weird that they just kind of like, just pinned it all on her, though. Mm-hmm. Instead of like those kids walked off Scott free and you know they knew. Right.

They just read where the girl was saying like, oh, you know, I was confused when this all happened. I feel so bad. I didn't know. Then that's the caveat of a person who is like, oh my God, I had all these fucking endorsements in shit for these makeup things. And now that it's all going to go away. But you both feel that she'll never recover and she'll never get back to where

she was. She wasn't an a-lister, but she'll never work the way she worked before this. Oh, I think she'll work again for the rest of the day. But like, didn't Martha Stewart come back bigger and more popular? But Martha was much more fucking nasty. She opened her own company. I mean, she has her own company. So.

Well, it was tax stuff with her? Yeah, well not she was inside her stock Which is like 60 grand off it to it's a lot of people don't even understand insider trading And I think when people hear it explain it's pretty was though, but I think most people are like well I'm inside trade if I could definitely yeah, I'm waiting for it So most people who can send their kids to a grandiose college is like hey, if you give me 50,000 more I'll get you into even a better college. Yeah, but most people can't can't do that Yeah, how much are Mike and Bing paying in there? Where are their kids going? They're trying to get into they're trying to get into Brookdale

They're paying so they can get a parking place up front so they can get a parking place up front. That's what I think. That's what I think. That's what I think. That's what I think. That's what I think. That's what I think. That's what I think.

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That's what I think. That's what I think. That's what I think. That's what I think. That's what I think. Shit man. So what else do we have in 2020? Well, let me just listen about this case. Okay. How did William H. Macy escape complete? I think he had nothing to do with it. That's the only thing I could make of that case. He's a publicity husband and husband. You had jailed any? No, no, no. Laurie Loughlin's husband did. Oh, okay. Yeah, William H. Macy's a real good actor. He's famous. You've seen him in a billion things and he he was in Fargo. He was like the lead in Fargo, the guy who won the parking lot, right? And his wife went to jail. He didn't get to do that. I'll tell you why.

Because if he's like, every other dude who's married, he really had none to do with it. Yes. His wife does it. Here's wife runs the whole show. It's the best. I love it.

14 days to himself. Yeah. All you do, all you do is say, sign here, you sign and shake your head and be like, what is that all I got to do? Okay. Thank you. It's just sign. I don't remember the last time I saw money. Yeah.

So I think William H. Macy just had nothing to do with it or at least their leg luck. We're going to say it was on me. I'm the one who who who who paid Shifty thing though, but I bet again if like it's weird if you have the money It's harder to to say like I wouldn't do it, and you know what I looked but I didn't see any internet fucking trolls demanding that Lori Lachlan's husband be eating Eating tube steak.

Eating weeners. You know, and, yeah, nobody's research on this. Nobody was like demanding like that he have to be, you know, have to do such, you know, horrific things while doing his time. So why is it that like we just want her to be doing that tune up? Depending on who the tune will look like it would be fuck she can take it.

I imagine like Max mom on always sunny filled Elf you just like this close bull. It's not like cybled-dining. No, nobody hot like that. Because you know why because they want Lori love them to eat tuna because she's the famous one. The other guy just sign that kind of not the script. They're like, let's point all our rage at the person we know.

And bring it out because she is like she's like the ivory soap girl. She's just like a picture of the girl next door. You're speaking truth to power tonight, brother. I love it. I love it. You call it like it is. I'm not holding back everyone. That's that's telling Steve David 2021. We're I'm not holding back everyone. That's that's

tell me Steve David 2021. We're not gonna hold back anymore. We're gonna speak truth to power every single episode. Truth every single day. And the truth is what though? Yeah, I don't know. Just shit they read online. Well that we don't want fucking... We don't care hot celebrities to have the fucking eat tuna. If they have to eat tuna, we just wish it would be hot. Hot tuna is tuna of a certain category. Yeah, that's right. It's such a fucking genius common.

It's so stupid. That it's awesome. You know exactly what he's talking about though. It's a life-dose communication. It's a fucking home run. I knew exactly what he meant. Like, tone. Pam and Edgar would know what he meant.

That stretch is across all generations. What you want to meet that guy? I don't He's eroded all the caps with like 15 exclamation points I want to write a fucking screenplay with that It's almost like it's a guy whose kid didn't get into a school. Oh yeah That is awesome. What else do we have in 2020? We had well obviously some very ugly events. Did we? Yeah. We had some riots. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's right. That happened this year. How do all that? We had Kobe Bryant, wasn't he this year? I thought that was last year. Oh, I thought that was last year. Oh, fuck.

Oh, it was not. It was this year. It was very early in the year, right? Yeah, I think it's just got overwhelmed. Right, he disappeared in the news. Let's see, Kobe Bryant, look him up real fast here. Do you do, do you?

But I feel like a long time ago. Yeah, 20. January 26th, yeah. Doesn't it feel, yeah, like, it's almost like you can't, like when they first did the lockdown, it's hard to remember it. Like it's hard to remember. I can remember it very, very, very quickly, yeah. I can't remember exactly the days leading up to it when I felt something weird was going to happen.

Yeah, I mean, like every day, like it just seemed to stretch into one long day. I mean, I remember it, but not as individual days, because it just like one day turned into the next, turned into the next. It was uneventful to see the least, except if you were trying to get like toilet paper and shit, ass wipes and the such. And then you see people online getting all fucking crazy because somebody went in and bought all the paper towels and saw some lady yelling about baby wipes. Like my baby needs those wipes and shaming out shit like that.

It's a, I don't know, it's every man for himself in these situations, right? It's crazy. And then you had politics being what it was this year too. So you're just like, holy fuck everybody's early at each other's through it to begin with. Did you see that we've gotten back to a certain state

of normalcy with the New York Post? It's no longer election stuff and no longer COVID stuff We're concentrating on what's important which is Alec Baldwin's wife Faking her whole background really yeah, they didn't read all this shit. Oh my god It's all people have cared about for like two days Alec Baldwin has a wife whose name is Delaria. Okay, whose name is really Hillary She said she came from Spain and she speaks with like this Spanish effect Accent which goes in and out but really they found out she's from Boston. She's just a rich white wasp girl

So her whole like and I guess she sort of traded on this as being like the hot like ethnic yoga teacher and all this other Shitt and people are like all right She's a phony and they just delight in outing her. It's like, I mean, dude, on the post it was the first two articles. It was the main article and then the next one below it and then the next one after that was like COVID. Are you sure though that this is the main articles in a newspaper? In 2020 because you came in today and you also told me that there was fucking animation sweeping the internet of Tom Brady kissing somebody. And I had to fucking tell you that is not the case. I didn't mix that up with something

that someone said to Walt. All right, now it's not. But earlier today, and yesterday it was, now you can't even fucking find out. Oh, no, wait, here you go. Here you go. Alaria's Baldwin's original came the fame, the fame the pregnant laundry selfie and o'all like you must have known more than you were letting on those are two of those sub articles alipair ones the shadow right uh... yes the shadow who who who cares

isn't it like who gives a shit who gives a fuck why why what like we're already back to this we're back to people cared about this shit that's what i meant it's it's back to normal. So now where people are gonna care about totally trite pat bullshit Cuz Trump cuz I don't have Trump to fuck a Trump to hate. Oh, they ain't going away. Oh, I mean less like Well, he did say he was gonna run in 20 24. I guess he's never gonna Fudge you don't think he'll make it another four years. I do not know. Why? He'll die of natural causes. You're not a healthy guy and the stress of all this and and and now I think they're going to go after him legally. I don't know. Oh yeah. Yeah. Like legally for what? Well for all for all the things that you know they'll find

multitude of. Oh just a whole list right. Yeah. To try to dig him up and try and get I don't know. By the way stop it. By the way like look man I'm trying to heal a fucking country and you're gonna you're going after this these people Savior like just fucking let him go he'd like he'd probably be smart to do that I guess well it seems like they that you know they talk everybody talks a big game like never Trump was like We're gonna fucking go after Hillary after I win and of course because they all take care of their own at the end of the day They're all in this they're all the same fucking man They all take care of their own. At the end of the day, they're all the same fucking... I will see, man.

This is a... Lying out for themselves, politicians. We gotta drain it. You're not a journalist. You're not a journalist. Politicians and journalists, I don't trust one of them. And fucking lawyers. Lawyers, yeah.

Except for the Tom Steve. The only thing the only person you can trust are podcasters. We tell the truth. Every single day. God damn right. Tom Steve, Dave. First of all, you can trust our podcasters. We tell the truth every single day.

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