Tell Em Steve-Dave - #471: Poppin’ Da Cherry

Episode Date: February 28, 2021

Bry, Walt & Q try out their new studio for the first time and talk about tossing trophies, Sucking Wandavision weiner and hermaphroditic birds.

Now we know you're entirely within your right. We're white males past 50. We don't need to learn anything anymore. You learned all you need to know. I know, but here's the thing. I have neither children nor French bulldogs. So I have you one. I, I, I, it's like a baby. I'm like, bring that crazy shit on. What's the worst that's gonna happen? Like I'll be dead in 40 years. Yeah, man, I'm transgender. Yeah. Oh my God. Are you kidding me? And you broke it here? I mean it's not oh, yeah Yeah, this is great. Yeah, I swear to God. I so bizarre We can't talk about it. Dude, there's no chance on the planet. We'll talk

I swear to God. Get rid of them! What would they be doing? Turn off the glass! What? Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tellum Steve Dave broadcasting from Down Town Red Bank and our brand new digs, right, Walt? Brands, Banking New, you are breaking the seal. This is it? As they say, is that what they say? Sure.

Pop in the cherry. Pop in the cherry. Two vulgar. Two vulgar. Two hot buttons. Let's keep it clean. Let's keep it clean in the new digs. BQ is here.

Dude, you're looking great. You're, thank you. You're COVID free. Well, I had that weird, we had them recorded. And we missed a week, right? Because, right. Because I had that weird we had them recorded since we missed a week right because yes, right because I was feeling great the last episode we did I was feeling great and then Then all the symptoms came back for four days. It was crazy It was crazy like I was feeling awesome and then like the head started pounding

I started getting dizzy again, and I and when I acquired with medical professionals They were like yeah, that's what we call long haul effects Some people like my buddy Valais can't smell still really and it's been almost it's been almost eight months Wow, yeah, I'm gonna think and I wish I couldn't smell this Mike smells funny. That's it. Yeah, it's a vector. What's going on? Okay, you can't do that to a super smeller. I mean, I can't smell a thing. But, but, yes, I am back to feeling great. 100%?

No, not 100%. Like, I did some stuff today and I got winded pretty quickly, but I would say 80%. Are you worried that you'll never be 100%? No. No, okay. It'll be fine. I hope Well my new lifestyle doesn't really require much energy anyway, so I

Guess you have a new lifestyle you want it. Don't we all This is the first time I've worn pants in probably three weeks Do you know how much how much credit we could score if suddenly Q was like yeah, man, I'm transgender credit week at SCORE if suddenly Q was like yeah man I'm transgender. Oh my god. That's a lifestyle podcast would go for ratings or go through the yeah. Oh my god are you kidding me? And you broke it here? Yeah. Yeah. Oh no. Slyphism progress man. Never know. You never know what's going on beneath someone's skin. I want to start today with a big news story that Walt I think could affect you. Have you heard about Lady Gaga? I did hear about this

That was very very alarming to hear about what happened to her French bulldogs a certain breed of dog Who's in short supply? I guess you can't get French bulldogs. Oh, yeah, you didn't know that. No, I wasn't sure. Very, very rare and expensive dogs, and they cost, they cost, you know, through the nose. That's how you say that. That's why she was, so they weren't targeting because they were her dogs. Somebody shot someone and stole them because they were French bulldogs.

Because they were French bulldogs. They were like, give us those French bulldogs and the guys like, no, they're like, bang, bang, bang. Okay, now we have the French bulldogs. Shot people for a dog. Yep. That is insane. It's like French bulldoings. God, people for a dog. Yep. That is insane. It's like John Wick and reverse.

Yeah, right? Yeah. But yeah, but when I first heard it, I like you was like, oh my god, they're targeting celebrities, dogs, they're in French bulldogs. I was like, I can never go outside with Cooper now. Right, because you don't know how many celebrities have French bulldogs. You know, you know, a couple do, but eventually they're going to get down to CD list. Yeah.

Okay, don couple do, but eventually they're going to get down to C.D. List. Yeah. You know, those those those those Z list celebrities who can't afford any kind of security. Right. Yeah. They look like you just let them run around in this yard. Yeah, but I had I have an article about why, you know, because French bulldogs can't, they don't they can't have big litters. And you have to have a C-section whenever you, whenever a French bulldog has, I can't fly it now, but they have to have a C-section to get the puppies out of them.

So their puppies are like, you know, they're like sought after like, you know, like gold. Which is odd because it doesn't sound like they should exist because of the pushed-in face. Yeah, they're like frank. Well, if they can't live without some without a human cutting them open and pulling around in their mother's womb, it seems like a evolutionary disc, to me. I don't know. I'm not saying they're not wonderful dogs. I can see why people would want them. And I mean, I paid almost, I think I paid either almost four or four thousand for Cooper. It was something like, yeah, I treated myself when during Com

Bookman. And you know, that's how I justified spending that much. Most I've ever spent on anything, you know, other than a house or a car. Wow. When I had TV money, as they say. Oh, it wasn't that sweet. I don't even have a dog. I've got the memories of Drone. You saved that $4,000. Think about it that way. You mean that really?

Give it to my pusher. He's walking around with a French bulldozer. He's got several. He sends a blouse. Do you think, so knowing what we know about both celebrities and how people feel about their pets, when she got the news that a dog walk away shot and the dogs were stolen, do you think her first reaction was like, oh my god, it's he all right or was her first reaction like, my dogs.

From what I read, she immediately said she would offer half a million dollars for the dogs. I thought it was 5,000. Five, no, it said 500,000. Oh, 500,000. 500,000 for the dogs. Back, no questions asked. Somebody got shot and she said no questions asked.

She's like, I don't know. I'm not worried about getting that guy off the street who just shot another human being for a dog. But I think the police would have a different take on that. Right, so we could ask a couple of questions. And taking a hug. Wow, half a mill, huh? Good for her.

You know, depending on who was walking Cooper, you know, it really, really would depend on who was walking Cooper when I found like, and then where he got back to me, like, really would depend on who was walking Cooper when I found like an in war got back to me like Such and such got shot walking Cooper. I feel like how's Cooper? If it's get him walking Cooper. Yeah, like how's Cooper? Get him to take it. He's resilient Get him to take it, he's resilient. Yeah, that guy got shot in the chest apparently.

Now I maintain four times. Four times? Four times he got shot. Yeah, they had three dogs, I think, and then I got shot. Well, that's... The person who did that is going to go to jail for a long time when you shoot somebody four times. Yeah, I mean, well, there were two suspects.

Grabbed the dogs and took off. Lady Gaga's beside herself. And how much have a dog that they were able to get away with? Three, I think. Three? I thought it was three. Okay, so these are not puppies. So what, wonder what kind of money that they're looking at when they get rid of these dogs

though now? Well, they probably don't have any. If you're the type of person that's running around stealing people's dogs, you're probably not that bright. So they probably just didn't even think about the age of it. They're just like this. Let's just grab them. If they're too old, we'll just throw them off a bridge.

Yeah, but you, right. But you could be like, you know what? What's more lucrative? Maybe robbing a bank, robbing a jewelry store, or taking two fucking dogs. Oh, there's two. Yeah, but one of them has alarms, cameras, and security guards, and one's just some dude with a leash.

Okay, and then you're like, you know what, we'll also- It's called low hanging fruit. Yeah, but we're also going to a commit attempted murder in the process, so. I mean- It's nuts. I think it's right, I think it's-

It doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make any sense. I think it's the worst that we're taking. I'll hear the hear. Oh, that one that got left is living the fucking- Oh, a good life now. Oh, yeah, he'll never get outside though No, you're gonna have to build like a little she's got a yard, right? She's isn't she in California? Oh, yeah, she only like she's got all she could buy three houses knocked to them down I have her half a million dollars for two dogs to be returned. She's worth. She's got a yard

I don't know man. Have you ever heard anything about her lately? I'm not sure this is not a publicity stunt to get her name back in the news. I don't She's not famous enough. Wait, when's the last time you heard a song or anything about her? I mean she sold out radio City last year. I two with Tony Bennett. She did a whole lot of years ago. That's like that's the Pan-Man. That's an eternity in this in the Everybody's finished in everybody's finished She is in Paris she got the news in Paris so she's probably doing all right I mean she's walking around looking like this with fancy sunglasses on

Like I feel like if you're dressing like that you're doing okay I can tell you though like since I am a French bulldog owner, that is the, I know why that's the dog of celebrities. You know, people just, it's like, it's like, it's as close to having a human baby. Yeah. As, as you could possibly come without having any responsibilities of a human baby. I mean, that sounds like an argument against. Oh, well, if you have those paternal, you know, feelings

and you, you know, you're a little bit over on the other side of, you know, where side of where you're not gonna have a baby anymore, that's the dog to get. You could feed it like a baby, you could put clothes on it, it looks adorable, it's just. Is it my wearing clothes? Oh no, he'll do anything. Oh, he's the most like the personality of a saint.

I wanna shit on this, but he's so sincere. Yeah, I just friend him. I feel like we know the personality of a saint. I want to shit on this but yeah I just pretend like we got on him have I'm thinking of Mary Beth she bought for Halloween she bought Princess Mitchell shark costume and put it on her and you know a way of cat-axe it just starts to look like it doesn't want shit on it you know or it'll just go in it'll fall to the side. Yeah, that's what I like though. Oh, so yeah, we're in the new digs, man. This is it. Yeah, I mean, it's so far, the show doesn't seem to have changed much as a result so far.

Well, only what, like 10 minutes in? Yeah, I mean, again, like I always worry that, like, you know, can the magic be transported? To a different local. I mean, it works, you know, when we're all in our own homes, so I don't see why I wouldn't work when we're together. That's true. This is great. We got ourselves a green screen. I'm sure you can see it there by wall. We got all kinds of you got to come here. Oh, yeah, if you're in the Jersey area and you and you want to see Is this pod is this the first store in podcast history like a podcast as a store? No No meltdown comics

They did it for a long time there. Yeah, although meltdowns closed now. We don't know. I'm like a podcast that like is selling podcast merchandise Meltdown comics is selling a lot more than a podcast merchandise. Oh, you mean, oh, I see a brick and mortar podcast stores. Is this the first time I got you? Is this it? I believe so. In history.

Shouldn't have thought of it that way. I mean, we're not selling much. I mean, we got a cutting edge brick and mortar. Yeah. Yeah, we got a couple shirts, six shirts, a baseball cap, bumper sticker and a couple patches, but you know, we're growing. It's only four days into it. So yet another first, first on vinyl, now first with brick and mortar podcast.

We never get acknowledged it for that, by the way. I was talking to somebody the other day with that show I do with my buddy, ERACA, would you kindly? And we had a guy Chad Dukeson and he is aware of the podcast and stuff. He's a big Kevin fan. And he said that he put something out on vinyl and made the mistake of saying this is the first podcast on vinyl. And he said, your fans attacked. Yeah, right? Don't you feel a sense of pride? Podcast on by when he said your fans attacked Not only they should have canceled them like that not only just like alert him that he was wrong

They should have just fucking destroyed his life. Well if I make you feel any better. He did recently get canceled Great guy know not because no he doesn't even know he was like I'm not exactly going to get canceled. No, no, no. He doesn't even know. He was like, I'm not exactly sure why. He's still waiting to hear it because. But how did he know? How does he know he's canceled then? Oh, well, no, he got fired. That's how he knew.

From what? He worked in Washington, DC, a sports radio for like 20 years. Like he's a well-known broadcasting man. Oh, it could have just been budgetary things. It may not have been like something know, like something that he said that caused him to get canceled. Yeah, I don't know. He couldn't talk about it because he's like,

they just like let me go and with, you know. Oh, that was the only season. Don't cancel anybody's hands. No, I don't cancel him. People are getting canceled right now. I'm just stupid shit. The ants tried to, you know, get Tom Brady's attention over the past weekend. I thought that was really fucking awesome.

Yeah, it's crazy. You know, that they did that. I'm glad that Tom Brady didn't notice it though. I mean, I thought that this diminished their efforts because I was truly just like, that's fucking awesome. But I would not want to talk to Tom Brady. We talked about it because Mary Beth asked me, she said like if Tom Brady was like, yeah,

I'll talk to Walt Tully, as he was flying down the floor to, would he get on a plane? And I said, no, I don't think so. Yeah, I think so. I think so. But I mean, yeah, I don't know what I would do. But I thought for the wrong reasons though,

because I was just like, you wouldn't get on a plane, but you're saying, even if he was like, yeah, I wouldn't want to do it. I mean, I would do it of course, because how it would be like the, like how can I not take that opportunity? It would be like mad madness for me to be like, no, like, come on, tell them,

Steve, they would do for our profile and everything, but that would be big of a challenge. I would want to do it. I'm transgender. Yeah, I don't know. I think you'd be transgender right now. If you like, did a crying game move right now? I'm just,

I think that'd be move right now I'm afraid I'm afraid some of the male that crying trans trans trans to male you're going no you'd have to go to woman you're already a dude or right have I been a female all-time this whole time I almost went to my head thinking about that that's like where does the universe begin or end? Well, that's way in a lot of vacation. They've taken it better

That's why they said you shouldn't even think about it. No one Tells me she's a woman fine. I'm good with it. I you know what I'm not good with The new parking situation now because I had the circle is fucking building like seven times to find the spot Where were you parking before just part there? Oh really we could sit over there. Oh, yeah, oh, then that's a long walk though I mean you gotta give up something you got your own store now I know that was just a little bit too far to walk and the worst part too is it was this really, really hot girl. She was so cute. And like, she was walking up, like down, as I passed her the first time,

like we made eye contact and I was like, great. And then I had to circle around my sore again. And I was like, oh, fuck. I was like, another third time, but she was with her friends. And I was just like, eh. I was like, eh. I was like, why is this happening to me, man?

I look like a creep. It would be better if you were recognized and you just kept going. I was worried that why is this happening to me, man? I look like a creep. It would be better if you were recognized. I was worried that that was going to happen. And she was like, yeah, he's the guy from that stupid show is stalking me. Speaking of Tom Brady, has he apologized yet to the daughter of the Lombardi? Yeah, I saw that.

Why would that happen? No. So during the Super Bowl celebration, they weren't allowed to have a traditional parade, so they went on a boat parade, and they had a whole bunch of boats go down, I don't know, downstream, down the fucking channel or so. Yeah, so that, and at one point, Tom Brady took the Super Bowl trophy. Has that different, by the way, from a regular parade? People still have to line up to see it.

Uh-huh. I don't know, but they didn't have like a traditional, like, um, heroes Canyon. Yeah, but I'm just, but like the net result is the same. Crowds of people gathering to watch a boat go by. But it is maybe they're farther away. Yeah, but I guess the players are safer now. Yeah, which is gone now.

Now, now I understand. Okay. But Tom Brady took that, well, I guess the players are sorry for no which is fine now now understand okay But Tom Brady took that well he was on one boat and he threw the Super Bowl trophy from his boat to another boat and a player caught it the trophy the trophy But he wasn't aware that he was he was being picked up on camera because when it got when word got back to the granddaughter of the man who sculpted the trophy. She was very, very, the fact she was so upset for a week that she didn't sleep and she's demanding a public apology from Tom Brady for diminishing her grandfather's work. I feel like this is, I think I got that's all true right?

Absolutely true. I mean, come on. Because it's all about her, Q. It's all about her and something she'd even fucking do. And her grandfather's been dead for 50 years and doesn't give a fuck about it. And by the way, it's a cooler story if it goes to the bottom of the bay and then it's a dream. It is. It's just a cooler story. And it's even the one that he sculpted. It's a replica of the one that he's that he sculpted.

And I think this is the one time I would give Tom Brady a pass and no pun intended to say, you can suck the apology out of my dick. Yeah. Well, thankfully, he's a lot of shit. And in his brand, and in the brand, he's called the Vaining.

You know, thankfully he didn't say that, but I'm sure he was thinking it. I know he was thinking it. He probably, you know, thankfully he didn't say that, but I'm sure he was thinking it I know he was thinking that he want to be like fuck you yourself centered Content right what it why is people why would you even go out and say something like that when this makes it all about you It's not like if it even fell in the water then okay, she can she might be like hey, you know I think it's a cooler story even then water

But but to be like he tossed it to somebody else and they caught it. And now I'm so upset that I can't sleep. It's like then you have serious mental issues. Yeah. What the fuck did you guys think there was somebody's done cocaine off that trophy lady? Like, what do you think? Right.

Like, you think that's the fucking worst thing? You think that people haven't fucked on that trophy? It's like, like somebody hasn't gotten wasted and pissed inside it or something. These are fucking athletes, man, they're animals. Like, this is the, from the first time, how many have come through? 50 some super balls.

He's only played and I think it's 19% of them. Right. Right. So she didn't get all untainted except for the one that got tossed from both of both. But why are you worried, lady? Why are you worried, bitch? Is the greatest quarterback on the face of the planet in the world history? Your trophy's in good hands.

Why are you worried that it was gonna not gonna make it? Of course he made it. And even if he drops it, he'll just win another one to replace it. That's it. Don't even worry about it, little. I'm in the cult of Tom now. He'll just be another one to replace it The cult of Tom now I'm in I'm in 100% he's super human He is man like to be the Tom Brady of anything would be pretty fucking sweet. I mean, you know Mary L. Rivera is Is the Tom Brady of pitching is it yeah? Yeah, he's a legend. It's a legend LeBron. Oh, yeah

George a LeBron Kobe, you know bird magic all those guys, you know, where you hear their names Even like, you know common people know who they are. Yeah Tom Hanks Tom rebelling. Uh, I would say I could say you can make a Think you all you made me made. I think a lot of people would be like yeah, but look at all the shitty made to They made a lot of shit Tom Hanks. Yeah, I think probably doesn't everybody make shit Yeah, yeah, what about that bachelor party garbage? I don't remember that's from the 80s No, no no no TNA at all How do you really call bachelor party and there's no TNA in it. You know, I'm in the 80s.

Yeah. I'm having issues with movies like this. Like I watched the Zambeavers the other night. Zambeavers? Yes. And it definitely promised some sunbathing, some topless sunbathing. Niner and the door.

Nope. A girl popped off a top jumped in the water right away. I was it. Oh, then you got it then. That's a sunbathe then. It's a crumb. Yeah, sunbathe, I expect, again, 80 style. They're lying out on a floating dock.

There's titties there and then like some creepy guy comes up. You know, it does something inappropriate that he shouldn't be doing. Somebody hits him with a banana, falls in the room, and it's all good. Yeah, I had this thought the other day because I was just thinking about like how entertainment is just so fucking like, everything's a lesson,

everything's a fucking, you know what I mean? It's hard to watch it these days. And I was like, well, where are, where's the room for the crazy ones, the ones that are gonna spit in the eye of like, you can't like the Lenny Bruce or that, like, who, you can't, I'm just trying to figure out the puzzle for like, who is gonna be the rebel to?

So you're saying like, or nothing coming out of Disney is gonna fall in the risk category, right? It's, really? It's really, it's really, it's really, it's really, it's gonna be some, it's gonna be some was indeed. Yeah, but I think that if anybody made anything that was like of that spirit today They'd be like it would be like that's a fucking racist patriarchal sex as motherfucker like who's I can you spit in who's the authority

That you could stick your finger up to these days now It seems like everyone's a self-appointed authority, so it could be anyone. It's just like the hall monitors have taken over society, and I'm just like, who are the slabs and snobs now? Where's the battle? There's the slabs. There's almost only snobs. The slabs are like older people like us.

I guess older white guys that still choke around and say shit. I don't think it's just what? I think rich people, I think they're still like- Are the slabs? Yeah, I think that like everybody likes to see someone like a rich person get taken down or like a snooty, you know, like high society, flutin'. You like to see him get taken down?

Well, you've seen that trope in movies though. Oh, sure. Like the common man, like the slob, that he was thrown into a situation. Revenge of the nerds. Yeah, where he has the best, you know, all these snobbs and rich folk and everything. I still think that is a trope that works.

But I think you're saying real life, right? Yeah, well, I mean real life, yeah. Real life, yeah. But I asked I that was fair I asked who's the slabs and snobs in these days. Oh, so the snobs haven't changed. You're saying Snobbs have always been the rich I think they lodge I think they've they've been in the They've been the target and the the favorite trope of in the last Since the 80s at least you know know, and Russians used to be. Yeah, I don't know.

I think you'd still use Russians. Oh, fuck yeah, what they did. Yeah, fuck with our election, allegedly. Oh, that, yeah, I don't know why we. Did they fuck what I thought though? They didn't think it was proven they didn't. They didn't, I don't know. But that's what they said.

Does a boil down till they got a Facebook ad? What I think in the end is what it amounted to. I don't know. Not just one. Not just one. Not just one. I'm not on Facebook so I didn't see that. But are there, is there entertainment coming out that isn't teaching lessons these days?

Because every time I turn around there's something in your face. Well, have you been watching Juan Division? I don't really see a lot of lessons in that. Yeah. It's kind of just like I have other problems with Juan Division. What is Juan Division? All I hear is Kevin sucking the lot of lessons in that. It's kind of just like- I have other problems with one division. What is one division? All I hear is Kevin sucking the cock of one division constantly. And I'm like, what?

I hit him and everybody else. He might be my slowest. I had to push him out of the way, man. I want to- You jumped on it. Really, okay? Tell me a few more about it. Tell me a few more about it.

I really like it. Yeah. It's really, it's just interesting, because it's so different than what you would normally expect from a comic book movie, which I'm gonna call it a movie, because it's almost like one big long movie. Right, but with all the boring parts kept in.

Okay, what do you consider boring? Well, I mean, give me a brief. I will say this. What's Wanda Vision about? I think Wanda Vision is about the Scarlet Witch Wanda. Okay. You don't know it first, but she's in the Scarlet Witch, Wanda. Okay. You don't know it first, but she's in like the sitcom parodies, and she basically creates

this village and takes it over and makes her own reality within these four. And in New Jersey, in New Jersey, yeah. New Jersey, yeah. She remakes it and re-imagines the whole sub-erman, all the citizens of it to play as the perfect life for her. And I guess what her perfect life was sitcom. So you'll see Bewitched, you'll see Malcolm in the middle, you'll see Brady Bunch. But she's had a psychotic break. Yeah.

She's forcing all these people to act out these roles and stuff like that. And it's torturing them when you find out about it. Like, you know, because they haven't, they're not able to think their own thoughts or do what they want to do. So when they're able to show a little bit of how it's affected them them when you find out about it. Because they're not able to think their own thoughts or do what they want to do. So when they're able to show a little bit of how it's affected them, you'll see a tear come down. So it's kind of like dark and almost like a little bit of a horror vibe.

Yeah, and that part is awesome. There's a lot to like about the show. Like I said, if I was rating it, I'd give it like a B plus, like a B B B plus. Yeah, there's something I don't dislike it. I watch it first thing Friday, I'm into it, but it's just like, by the time the third episode came, and it was just another sitcom parody,

with something cool that happens in the last two minutes, I was going like, I don't know if I can watch this anymore. Oh, over. I was like, I don't wanna see another episode of horror as fuck it, doing this, and then five minutes, this sting. I'm like, give me an episode. Did you watch it like weekly or did you binge?

Okay, so I binge that that's the difference and that's a big difference because yeah You're not like waiting seven days in between like a little morsel Yeah, so morsels I can't take it's like it is and and everyone the show is excellent Paul Bettany is fucking awesome Which division vision? Yeah, he's unbelievable. She's great Harkness is like cast is top notch, but I can't, I just can't do it, it's like if this was a movie, they'd cut out all this shit, and nobody would care. But I like that dog, now they have more room to do all this, like cool kind of shit, like is it because maybe you don't have any kind of affection for Bewitched? No, no, not at all, I think it's, I have affection for like, you know,

progress and plot and stuff like that. We still don't know what's going on. There's one episode left. We still don't know what the fuck's going on. I'm like, I think we kind of know what's going on. Do you? Yeah, I don't know what's going on with the bill with the other witch that, you know,

who's been referring to this. But she has decided, you know, she was so depressed and so upset she was gonna create the perfect life for her That's fine and she doesn't care about anybody else if we all knew figured that out in the first episode Why you taking to the seventh episode to tell us that we all knew that's what it was everybody said it And it's like everybody said and it's like and then like they reveal that episode seven It's just like give that to me in episode three so we could deal Instead of just fucking watch it happen over and over again. That means that I do like the show.

Yeah. So I know it sounds like I don't. The art direction though, so fantastic though, that like I can forgive like them panning it out. There's definitely some padding going on. Yeah. To get eight weeks out of it. But yeah, I agree with you though.

Like initially, if I was watching it like my week, I might be like, well, come on, that was it? That's over already. And we got nothing. Nothing. Nothing. A lot of winks to the camera and stuff like that, baby. Oh, I'm fucking awesome.

Was it that the vision finally has a somewhat green costume now? Did you notice that? I don't know if that was in the movie. I'm thinking that happened in the TV show though, but he went through the portal and talked to the, he got out of Wanda's bubble. And when he came back into the bubble, his costume was a dark green.

Was it different? Really? Oh, I didn't notice that. It just looked like the same one to me. Oh, yeah, maybe I'm wrong, but I think that's like them changing his costume a little bit and it made it green because I don't remember it being green in the movie.

So it was like green. There's some remember it being green in the movies though. It was like green. There's some green green and red in the movie. Yeah, but this one looked a lot more green especially when he's talking to the camera doing those interviews. Right. I don't know. White vision that looks pretty cool. Yeah. Oh, I mean like it looks fucking phenomenal. I don't know how much money they're spending

on it. It's gotta be quite a bit though. And the snap stuff was cool. Like what she came back in the room. I might see, yeah, her character, I'm not sold on yet. Like, I think, yeah, like I want it like her more than I do, but so far I'm just like, I don't get why she's so invested in Wanda. I'm just like, why is she,

why is she on her side? She's torturing this entire town. Because she saw her depression, and I think she identified with like, the loss of her mother not being there is a really haunts her. I get that but I can't help her. Sure but if I was one of the people being controlled I'd be like I'll give a fuck yeah. I'm here. Get it out. I know swords the bad guy but I'd be like no do what they say. Like blow up this

fucking town. Get me out of here. But go back to your point though. Do you see a lot of heavy fisted like messages? I know not at all. So that's like, so you got to enjoy that though, right? Yeah, I love that so far. I hope and they don't fucking like slam me with a fucking message at the end. You might get you might learn something at the end. But yeah, it's refreshingly free of like. Am I arrogant to be like, I don't need to learn anything. No, no, no. You're entirely within your right. We're white males past 50.

We don't need to learn anything anymore. You learned all you need to know. Anything else? My capacity for... There is a half the fucking population that's going to disagree with that though. We need to learn a lot. Do I? What do I need to learn about I'm not gonna go here? To talk about is to get everyone mad you let society out there sort itself out Well you set me something as we're talking transgender.

This is Lume My Mind and I think it's going to be a story that you're just going to eat up here. Really? Because I know you've been quite the... What's the call when you're a bird watcher? It has a very special kind of name. Oh. Is it like an... An A.V.? Is that something like that? I don't know. Still into it? Dude, today, just today I put up a new,

my fourth bird feeder on the property, fifth. And yeah. I would get about 20 more to try to lure what Brian's gonna tell you. It is. It's on Staten Island. It's the French bulldog of Cardinal. Oh no. It is the rare Bulldog of Cardinal. Oh no.

It is the rarest cardinal in world history. On Staten Island. It's on Staten Island. I caught it. When I saw the story. What's has here, Eerie Pennsylvania. Oh. Why do you gotta...

Why would you correct that? I know it was in Staten Island. Oh you did? I was just trying to... Oh. I thought for sure he really you so big Whoa, oh, it's a female half red half white. It's a half male half female Get out of here fucking cardinal. Mm-hmm never seen anything like it before. That's fucking punk rock

That's the punk rockiest card I've ever seen in my life, man. Now would you say that about any other species? What? I don't know. Let's say they're like okay. You're at a carnival and a half-man half-woman Which is like that's the punk rock of human beings That's a mess I'd be like that's a lot of unfortunate choices going on up there. That's her Mafferdyte, right?

Yeah. That's her Mafferdyte bird. Sure. I'm just going to show you what I'm just going to show you. When you want that on your land. Love it. Yeah. Oh, that's what you want to do.

You want to chase them away? No. No. No. Experience of a lifetime, the guy said. Yeah. That has to be pretty cool, no. Experience of a lifetime, the guy said that. Yeah. That has to be pretty cool, man. Known as a bilateral giant remorph. Yeah.

To try to write down the middle, have female. Do you think that's just like the perfect timing for this bird to show itself for finally to reveal that it exists? And this time when we're so shitty to one another and we're like, what a life lesson that bird is. I don't know how many people are going to see this report.

I know I wouldn't have been let you brought it to my attention. Come on man, it's like a sign from God himself and he's like, come on. You got to learn your lessons. You got to learn your lessons. This is all about you. Like you love this bird, right? Everyone's fallen over it. Well, I mean, you see, I? Everyone's fallen over it. Well, you see. You see. I mean, I don't care.

What a perfect timing for this bird to show itself to us. Right. When we need it the most. Uh-oh. Look at this. There's a cat about to get it. It would appear. Yeah.

Possibly. Possibly. I mean, I know some people are taking it as a sign for sure. How does it happen? See? I guess it's some development in the egg. Same way it happens in humans, right? It's just, it doesn't.

Has that ever really happened? Where? Where are the legs? Like straight down the middle, like that bird. It looks like it was cut in half and sewn back together. That's a cool looking bird. It's, pfft. What do you think that bird goes for on the aftermarket?

Oh, if you could catch them. I don't think we should be thinking about things like that. Maybe we should just let that bird go out there. But like, my God, though, I mean, that bird belongs in a, you know, to be studied and everything. I mean, they seem to know what it is, you know? Do you think it suffers from any kind of like, you know, like, you know, when he, like, when a...

Ostracization from other birds? Oh, it happens with chicken. It's a type of bird. Oh, that happens with chickens, like, when a ostracization from other birds? Oh, pecant at the bird. Oh, that happens with chickens, like if a chicken's sick, and there's other chickens around. No, no, they'll like peck it to death, you know, the go after it. We're not insinuating that the bird is sick, or?

Yeah, it's mental ill. This bird. You know? But you know, like, there's like an animal that like, oh, there's like a dog that has, it's albino dog and it gets sunburned and it's unhealthy and it has, you know, like a recessed genes and everything. Could it be that this bird isn't like the most healthy as those species and, you know, and maybe struggles out in the wild.

I mean, I think it would be dead if that was the case. There's not a lot of margin for error out there in the animal kingdom, right? No, when the birds and the bees are calling, what do you think this bird goes for? Normally, as I understand it, her maaffa dites in whatever form are... Aaron, they're not able to either get a burn. They're gonna say burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn again. Yeah, nice. So maybe this burn doesn't even have any sexual feelings at all.

Well, I don't know if it's a 20, but it says that it could possibly be fertile. Oh, there you go. So all my research is out the window. We don't want to say that. Yeah. So what, like if you had to guess, is it just the coin flip you think, it's just like whatever it can get, well, I can't, right?

It has to have, if it's fertile, it needs a, it needs a male card, all right? If, if it's a male, and it could, well, it's, let's not go there. I know what. Oh, man. We don't know how to take it. We're woke.

Well, we don't know how the bird identifies Brian, so. That's true. But if it tries to like fuck, I would think it would be more seen within Cardinals as a female, I think. Well, no, male because it's got the crests still. I think you're looking at a male. This is a conundrum.

I'm gonna tell you. In theory, it could mate with either a female or male card, and it'll depending on which of its hormones were active during mating season. And you're telling me this isn't a sign? It's like the perfect like, but what's the lesson we should be taking? It could actually be fertile since the left side of the bird's female

Like you know if nobody it's like it's like breaking down the barriers and breaking down Do you hear about mr. Potato Head? I did hear about this. Yeah No, you don't want to know It's just like the cardinal, but there's a Mrs. Potato head It's not like they're gone too Mrs. And mr. Potato head or they're now just now it's just potato it's just potato now it's just fucking potato head you can well there's something that will never affect me at all but it does it does it does affect you because no it's just another small thing just another little thing and then there'll be another little

thing and then why because why do you do how many people committed suicide over mr. Potato head if you have if you own the mr. Potato head license And someone came to you and like hey man, you know what we haven't had an uptick and potato head sales What are you talking about? 30 years I mean like we are like we're gonna close the doors because nobody cares about mr. Potato head and no kids are buying them That's an toy story right? Yeah, but if we do this and we get on and we get on all the news clicks and we get all the clickbait, we can have our stock sky rock. Yeah, all the low parents will be like, let's get gender free potato hut.

I'm not thinking. Are the parts still the same? You can still build a Mr. Potato head. You just, they're just on the box. It doesn't say Mr. Potato. Exactly. Yeah. So I think it's beautiful.

I don't know if it's the bad. It's beautiful. Wasn't the baby just pointer like a baby was yeah, it's it's completely Like it's showing it's breaking down those old you know stereotypes What are men and women? Yeah, imagine that Well, we got a card right here. They're missed that says Cardinals are taken over Teaching us lessons. Okay, well now we're getting lessons from the bird world. Yeah.

But if they, but see, I look at that exactly the way that you look at it, which is just like, well, they made a business decision. A thousand cents. And if that's what they think they're gonna make more money, I mean, go for it. They can always bring back Mr. and Mrs. Potato. Oh, they'll work out.

They'll work out back. Of course they will. Oh, yeah, thanks, huh? Yeah, you know, work out back. Of course they will. Oh, you think so? Shhh. Yeah, you know, in a decade or two and like, you know, when the generation calms down and they're like, whoa, what were we saying? No. No, when they've moved on to something else.

Right, what are they mad about? Yeah, they, they, they won't, they can bring Mr. Potato back. Put him more, you know, makes it quiet. But who even calms down? Who even calms down? Who calms down? Who calms down? Who calms down? Who calms down? Who calms down? put him more, you know, nice and quiet. But he even comes back. He gives it shit.

Why? Guess. If you told me they discontinued Mr. Potato, I'd be like, I don't know. Let's say they were selling the Mr. Potato head brand name, the license, the copyright and everything. Sure.

Would you go bid on it? How much? Going up to auction? What's the price at when I notice it? One million. No. No. You don't think you can make two million of Mr. Bidin?

I don't wanna leave Mr. Bidin of business. I would buy, no. The practical Joker potato heads. There's someone. Oh, that would be great four different versions that the fans will want to afford. I don't miss it. I don't own the name and practical Joker,

so I couldn't broker that tenderloin Gonna be busting down the door for the fucking mr. Fadaytor tenderloin make a potato Like beer or something and I could but I mean what's I gonna do? I can put him on the label Child store I think that more people that I'm from that that drop in the mister Child store and a beer I think that more people than from that than dropping the mister I don't know there's got to be a way for you to recoup that million just dropped on a dying license

There was what what would you spend what's the most you would spend or do you you're just not interested? I'm not interested in grand no No way You give me 10 I would I would go in 50 grand easily on Mr. Potato Head. What would you do with it? Just create, like first off, Disney, Disney, while we make them pay through the roof if they want to do a new toy story. Well, I'm sure they have an existing licensing deal

with it that you have to honor. I can't honor that shit. I know. He just spent his hard earned money. A good lawyer can get me out of that contract. No. I have to stop that of lawyers. Yeah. and get me out of that contract. No, I'm not a guy right now. You got to tell us, you think,

you're going to go all through merch, and now we're going to bring a challenge. I don't think that's the way to go. There was a guy, remember that store fashion bug? Yeah, okay. Life used to go there. All right, so that one out of business, and there was this genius guy, I don't know,

I don't know anything about him, I don't know, and this is a few years ago, but I think it's a good thing to be honest with you, I think it's a good thing to be honest with you, I think it, so life used to go there. Alright, so that went out of business, and there was this genius guy, I don't know, I don't know anything about him, I don't know, and this is a few years ago, but he bought the trademark for, because you know, they have those companies that sell, and he bought it for like $20,

and with it came the FashionBug Twitter account, so he just declared himself the FashionBug. And I was like, to me, it's like, that's worth every cent. Like, well, I can't leave paid $20 worth. That's what I would be interested in, not to buy it to start a business, but you know what, I broke that car in H? That was, I did it.

Yeah, I mean, and it's more gonna happen for me so far. To me, Tato had though, his worldwide recognition, though. Yeah, I know, I know. And you can get it into any state, any country, you don't have to like go through all these Restrictions and laws and bullshit Fortunately, you're unfortunately, you know looks like they're doing okay now with the new rebranding

So they won't be selling anytime soon. I don't think yeah, so it's just potato head mr I'm people are upset about this or most people most people. I just Brian. Yeah. I read that this morning. No wait no this is the wrong this is the wrong story. This is Mitalis Bethan the Ferret the first endangered American animal. No I know I want to ask you about that because this is a very slippery slope. Okay. I'm dealing with a lot of you know coming off Mr. Potato Head controversy. Yeah look at at this guy. Oh, he's cute. I would clone him too. I want a million of them.

Go ahead, Walt. But this ferret is endangered. It may not, you know, it could become an extension level event for this ferret. Yeah. Should we be cloning it to scientific community? Do we have a right to play God? And like, isn't it the strongest survive?

And that's the border of things? Does it seem like that's the order of things? These days? What? The strongest survive? In the animal kingdom, it's no. No, in the animal kingdom. In the animal kingdom, those rules still apply.

Right. I think God, not in human existence, doesn't have to live by those rules because we're more advanced than animals. But in the animal kingdom, should we be stepping in and saving? Yeah. I think we should. I think we should bring back the woolly mammoth.

I think it would be awesome. Yeah. Bring it all back. Bring them back. Jurassic Park this shit for me. I'm happy too. It always goes wrong. I know, but here's the thing.

I have neither children nor French bulldogs. So I, I, I, it's like a baby. I'm like, bring that crazy shit on. What's the worst that's going to happen? Like I'll be dead in 40 years. Like bring them. Bring the woolly bath. It's back clone clone the dodo bird. Bring that back. I want to see all that weird shit. Okay, but what if like like we have a fly instance where like there's something inside the animal sort of bacteria, some sort of like micro like knit, like when a little fucking extinct fleas that's on there on the hair as well.

Wait, does it bring everything back to life for just the you think they just put the hair in a machine and it clones whatever's in it and hopefully happens to be it's not a cop Insert the DNA into an egg and put that in a viable bearing thing that gives birth to it Right. Yeah, it says all black so far Maybe you know they'll eventually clone them in tanks. I guess right? They might get off fucked up genetically though all black footed ferrets alive today are descended from just seven individuals Wow So all black footed ferrets alive today are descended from just seven individuals. Whoops. Wow. They're which presents a unique challenge to recover the species.

This little ferrets birth as a hopeful moment to boost its numbers because her potential offspring could diversify the species. But are we at fault for the species being this close to extinction? Because if we're at fault, then yeah, okay, I could see it. You can make the argument. But if it's just like, no, it didn't, it doesn't, doesn't have the balls to fucking make it in this nature selected it. Right. We should not be saving it then because that's God just saying, like, you know, what it had as run. And it can't hack it.

Get the fuck, you know, it's time to pull the plug. But I mean, because if it's not because there's a natural order. There's a natural order to things and we're fucking with it if we do shit like this. Yeah, but we fuck with it every day just by our medications and stuff like that. That's on an individual level. But we're not changing nature though by doing that. We're standing in human life way past the point that it was built to do.

We are, and I guess you can make the argument though, that knock-on effect of doing that, extending millions of people's lives longer than they should be living is going to have an effect on the environment and having an effect on that, that knock-on effect. If it has an effect on the environment, it has an effect on the animals. it has an effect on the animals. Everything. Everything, everything's affected. But like, what's the worst that, like putting aside the flea on it?

Like, what's the worst that happens? Like, cloning and bringing back the woolly mammoth. Uh, we have, we, oh, the woolly mammoth? Well, even this thing. What's the worst thing? We do need another fucking rodent for, though. What do we, like, what's the point, though? Like it, it's the point of anything. Well, I think mean, what do we like, what's the point though? Like it's a point of

anything. Well, I think it's just scientists being like, ah, look what we can do. I fucking will show you. But you know what's funny is like society is, it moves so fast that nobody, remember when Dollar the sheep everybody was like, holy fuck, we're cloning, we're here. And everybody's, I bet you two people, people might be hearing about that for the first time on this podcast that's how little a clone animal even fucking impacts us anymore they said cats dear dogs horses mules rabbits and other mammals have all been cloned but the full potentials and drawbacks of cloning remain unclear this is the part I like because I haven't gotten the covid vaccine yet blackfooted parrots were added to the list of

cloned animals due to their periscid low population numbers and are so close to extinction that about 120 of the species are vaccinated from COVID-19 in December. Wow. Yet humans. I'm not kidding. I'm saying. I'm not saying. That is insane.

Now, I agree with that motion. I agree with that motion. You don't care anymore. Yeah, you're still playing now. Just get some pussy's can't hack over to you. Oh, I caught shit, by the way, for a rough, I caught shit for two different things. One for saying that I felt like a bad cold.

Some people on Twitter were like, you can't say that. You're gonna tell, you're gonna convince people not to stop that bad. Don't say that. I didn't answer. But I was like, but that was my experience. Yes, so you're not allowed to say how you feel though. Yeah, and that. Everybody's gonna feel differently though. I mean, that's, you can hope that you have the same experience

you do, but you're not saying that they are. Mike, what I would have said is one, anybody that comes to one of the impractical geocards from medical advice deserves whatever they get. Like nobody should be going to my Twitter feed to figure out how to live there. But they're also not even saying, hey, Q, what should I do? You're just saying, hey, this is how I felt. And they're like, why?

And the only reason I did it is because I was going to fucking the new I was going to talk about on Tellum's Steve Dave. So I was like, let me just get it out ahead of it. So I don't have to do it. You know what I mean? Like people like, where did he do that? And where were we? So if you had said you were like,

I like, like, Sergeant L.A. team, or, you know, like, I didn't know if I'd make it. That would be okay. For this one person in middle of, yeah. But going back to this call, and though, if you had to bet everything you own, like, something had a gun in your head. Or your potato head fortunes.

I don't know. What's on my head had a gun to your head. Mm-hmm. What about your potato head fortunes? I don't know. What about my head of gun to your potato head? Um. In there, like, you got to go all in, everything you own has a human being been cloned yet in secrecy. I think so. You think so? I think so.

You think there's clones walking around? I-I not amongst us. They killed it. I think we're talking about, because don't the Chinese, they're not part of that international group that says let's not do cloning. Is that true? I think so. Let's get him. Well, there's not anybody who could do now. Not anybody can do.

Uh, somewhere in my ass. It helped me out. Done. Thank you. He's learning. I learned a lesson to that. But you now used to want to think of you while the funny. And that's the thing.

You'll never go wrong. Grigga like that. You could get on all those fucking hills and be like, you're righteousness. And be like, oh, I'm fucking sticking. You're ready to die. Yeah, but it means nothing. To what I do. I should create this app. Right? I can stick it, I'm sure you're ready to die. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but it means nothing. Do what I do.

I should create this app, right? Where it's like, where you hold your phone up to the night sky. And when you get to the North Star, all it does this app, all this picture app does is replace it with a dollar sign. Oh. And have that dollar sign be a North Star, and you'll be great. And like, you put it to the moon,

and it's just Benjamin Franklin right on the moon. And I tell you what if they and if they put Harry Tubman on the money then that moon turns to Harry Tubman. I'll give this for me a tubby. Long as I get my stacks. I like you get that tattooed on your stomach. Get my stacks. That's all the way.

The only way to navigate the insincereity and the fucking arrogance that is society today is just for me was kind of just checking out and just being like, alright, how do I get to them? I'll just go, what's in the New York post? I'm like, I can handle Lady Gaga getting her dogs kidnapped. I'm like, that's pretty fucked up. You know, it's, I don't know, I find it interesting that somebody would shoot somebody four times for a couple of dogs, but then you get to the other shit.

Potato had to really bug you that much. I don't know, potato had to be a potato. I think I was the one who told me about potato head. I gave it a cursory glance. I'm like, now I really care. But going back to the clone and thing, so you think that there's a possibility that, like, we have come into contact with clones, so we don't even know it?

No. I believe those clones are made in a lab and then either destroyed or something like that. Yeah, I don't think so. So what age? Yeah, like early kids. Probably waited until they got to, no they wouldn't kill them that early What they would have done is they wanted to monitor the brain development, you know what I mean?

Let them grow let's see if they follow the normal path learning to walk learn to talk see what sort of man You got to let them live a little bit, but I don't think after while they're like oh fuck We're in a lot of trouble if somebody finds this clone This is any American to are doing this, but in other countries, they may have clones walking around. I think so, and by the way, I don't. I could they tell. I don't think that it's, I don't think it's above the United States doing it.

Like if a story came out the United States was cloning, I wouldn't be like, we did that, I'd be like, yeah, it makes sense. I know. I know. But like, don't we have enough people? Why do we need to create more people though? Especially China A billion people

It's not about creating new people. It's about it's about creating body parts and it's about really rich people Being able to put their minds in a new body and that's that's 100% what this it's let's fucking rich people up there How do we look for out? In this instance, I'm on this, you know, chemical on body. Would you want to clone yourself or would you be like, I want to put in my brain and another, in another body, I want to see what it's like to live with another face. Oh, no, I would want to be me. You know, I mean, well, it still be you, but just no, I like looking in the mirror and seeing that... It's not much, but it's really like... What's that for? Yeah, it's not because I'm preening.

I'm just like, I'm used to the... This is pointless. You're talking about it right here. If found out there was like, you know, there were clones amongst us, what kind of, what kind of like rights would they have though? Would they have the same sort of rights? I think you gotta get them full rights.

Oh, I think so today There's gonna be so many like that I'm trying to get over the Brooklyn bridge and there's a bunch of fucking clones and it's about to fucking clone more to you and polluting them traffic. I'm like, get rid of them. What would they're being? Turn off the glass. Would there be people who weren't cloned

who would be like, identify as a clone? Yes. Yes. And you know why? I'd have to believe them. I guess you're a clone. You can't just prove it. You're a clone, bro.

Go for it. Yeah. There's a lot of implications though. It's really, really not a good idea, though, for anybody to be cloning anything, anything that's living, I don't think. I disagree. I mean, I know you could do the medical thing

where you know, like someone needs a heart or someone's like, but you're still gonna take it from, you grew a human body to get that heart though. Yeah But they know you don't grow the whole body and they remove the heart They're working out ways that they could just grow just like an ear on a rat. Yeah shit like that. It's gonna be crazy They're gonna 3D forget about growing they're gonna 3D print using Using bio Material they're just gonna build body parts out of that. That's where it's going

Whether they just type it in and a heart comes out. I'm okay with that. Whenever somebody's like, you know, you're smart. I'm like, you're fucking stupid for thinking I'm smart. Like these people are smart. People are doing that kind of shit. I can show you a lot of fucking posts that don't think that. I don't think that. I don't recognize those people.

Probably a bunch of clones. They're clones of fucking dickheads. Because when you do a clone something over and over again, you lose a lot of, like, let's say we took Gatem cells. Let's. And we cloned him. Yeah. I don't think he'd be 148, though.

I think he would be, you know, every clone would be diluted and less intelligent than the original, like a VHS tape. You might not notice it on the first generation. Right. I think the break, I think by the time you You might not notice it on the first generation. I think by the time you get to the fucking next generation, you know, I'm 48. But what institution is fucking making multiple fucking clothes? You can't even...

We can sell them here, I heard that. You're the black foot, Farad of the world. I want you. Yeah. Why did, why do you think people, because Dolly was the shit, he was on the cover of Time Magazine. Why did people lose interest? Why do people just not care? Well, because I think the science community was like, we're never going to do it again.

You know, they're doing it. You know, they took a lot of heat in an era before the internet. It was a big religious thing too. Oh yeah. That was the, I mean, even stem cells, wasn't like George W. I mean, that was, that was part of my fucking language.

That was fucking retarded for him to not allow that kind of shit. Like stuff that could kill, like save people in the future. It was the fucking. Because because of God you fucking idiot Mm-hmm, and then the next one the George juniors like I'm mad at so damn who shame he killed my dad Or he went after my dad and then he praised a guy who who you know the George junior that was your George Junior He's an old man. He's like a daughtering to junior he's not many I'm like a daughtering

George junior talking about house of dime who's saying tried to kill his dad and he would pray to God about it and shit like I don't like my I don't like my government involving religion so much and basing shit on religion Yeah, that that seems He doesn't usually go well for a government stat He's a heavy hand with the religion too No, I really Look at me could pull up to a lot of countries that

Yeah, some people are so pretty sad I mean they're trying I just I just heard they're trying to I'm the the IJ right is told me they're trying to ban grant that thought on some some state. Oh Illinois I think and I'm just like no they're trying to if you sell it to, they're not trying to ban it. I think if you sell it to a minor, you'll get $5,000. Well, there's a lot of money. You know, a seven-year-old video game. Yeah. So come on. A lot of car and drain. Car jacking. Just download, but it really buys shit digital. So what's this law? I don't know't know but they there's been a rising card jackings and that's what they attribute it to that is what they attribute it to a seven year old video game not demonizing the

fucking wall heart got it this is why I'm like I don't want to talk about anything anymore because I think everybody's an idiot you you have no choice but to dude I was trying to... I was talking to you earlier today about it. I'm trying to deal with health insurance, and I can't even handle that. Let alone fucking big, big ticket items like fucking politics and shit. Like nobody's looking to me for answers. The fucking...

The insurance game, man. I don't know how it is for you guys. Gross. Disgusting. Dude, they deny everything! Same thing for you guys gross, but disgusting dude they deny everything Same for you. Yeah, fuck yeah, what you think that it's not the same for everybody Unless you're a politician and you got the fucking best of the best fucking insurance and those worth I don't give a fuck if it's Democrat or fucking Republican. They're all worthless They're all useless, but they fucking got some great health care though. While everybody else has got to suffer and fucking plead and beg for your procedures and pay for it. And you're paying for it. Specialists. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I know you must pay way more than I do,

but I pay like I think $1,100 a month from being married, but so far I've tried, this is Oscar insurance, so far I've tried to. Oscar. Yeah. Oscar the Grouch insurance. I don't know. It doesn't sound like a great name for the insurance company. It's a, it's a, it was a long time ago I had it. It was like 20 years ago and it was pretty decent. It was like more like the hip insurance. It's real simple.

It's not a lot of paperwork and shit. It's a hip version of insurance. Yeah. It's basically owned by Signe, I think, which is a massive corporation. But, you know, I go and I try to get the testosterone thing, the injections that I take. Nope, we don't cover them. Somebody, the prescribed beer cover.

Well, the paint more, will they cover them? No, they still won't. So even if you've got the gold standard, the platinum hellware. Pies to the high where I'm paying $2,500 a month. Yeah, then you probably could get some. But then I would just probably rather pay out a pocket That's what I've done three times so far just pay out a pocket or go to shop right and get their discount card Now I sound like an old man. I'm like, you know how much I had to spend on the pharmacy. I sound like George Jr

Sit Speaking of health care though A lot of people have been asking me I haven't answered it though because I figured I'd just wait for Tom Steve Dave. Not only are we in our new digs, but there's a lot of new things in 2021. There's a 2021. I am no longer managing the Secret Stash Kevin announced it, so I can, I didn't know if he was gonna announce it or not. Well, it said I got my own store, go fuck yourself. Yeah, I know that, you know, Kev was like, you know,

he said to help keep the stash alive that, you know, he asked me to take a demotion and I could get to keep my healthcare and work for the stash, but not in the managerial role. And they would bump up Mike to manager. And as of yet, because it's all still so new, I don't have a real defined role yet in the... So what do you do all day? I come in and you know, I talk about it.

You have articles on half birds. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I find, I find, termafordite, article articles for you. Can you just come in anytime you want? Yeah, there's no clock for you to punch right? No, there isn't so I've been I mean the store opened on Monday and I've been here every day Since the store opened but not not right at when it opens a Monday I was here right at when it opened because I knew it was gonna be busy and You know I'll go out and talk to customers and I'll go out and you know sign

You know I'll draw a little sketches in their books if they want me to, but like I said, they're really, it's still just open so that there hasn't been a role yet, it hasn't been defined what they want me to do. I told those guys, I told Kev and Mike, whatever you need me to do, man, I'm here to, because if they're gonna give me to healthcare, I wanna feel like they feel like it's worth it.

Sure. So I wanna do something to like to earn it. But as of yet though, you know, like I said, it's just, you know, they're kind of, you know, I'm running a million miles an hour trying to get this place. Well, I'll tell you what, but I think that the Tellum Steve Dave General, the TSD town general store will be a draw for people

and will get people in his store to come to the store I hope so. I hope it has a has a little a little knock on effect I mean, you know, we had a couple customers during the week not not crazy man. I mean we had Well the first person first people a lot of your work. Yeah, but I mean it is all right But they don't play that. Yeah, well, I mean, but then I could go away Yeah, we went fuck it two straight days where I say, oh, we've got part out. I just mean in terms of like feeling you deserve the medical, I think you already got that kind of,

but I definitely want them to be like, you know what, yeah, he earned it rather than just, you know, coming in and sitting and looking up articles for Tom Steve Dave and going out there and maybe take a picture of what a customer or like I said, drawing in a cryptozoc man. But, you know, they know I told them

like whatever you need, just tell me and I'll do it. Mike's gonna kick him into high gear. That's what I mean, Mike is, you know, I mean, he had to be right, you're right. I mean, yeah. If they so, he was, he was chopping at the bit. Well, I mean, it's like 20 years, you know, he was, you know, he's for a long time the way it's just he's retiring next year. Did you know that? How is Mike? Is he feeling like, like I said, I haven't really spoken to him at depth, but

other than to tell him, I was like, dude, anything you need, any questions, anything I do to make it help or anything, just ask. What if he became an unconscionable ballbreaker? Like, he was just riding your ass like, Oh, that wouldn't be fun. I'm not, I don't see that happening now, but, you know, I mean, I think the, like, you know, Monday, we, the grand opening was here and, you know, there's people waiting outside. So it was a pretty good kickoff.

Is a pressure on Mike. To what? To make it work to make this store perform sink or swim? I'm sure. Cause now I mean, I hate to say this, but like now that Kevin's friend of his entire life is out of the position, makes a lot of use at a close-to-store. It presses on. I mean, I think not after this revamp thought, I mean, holy shit, they put a lot of money into this.

I placed this gorgeous man. Yes, Ernie O'Donald did a wonderful job. You know, he helped, in here too, he did a wonderful job in the Tom Tom Seve Davroom, you know, painting and putting the counter together, you know, putting the TV up. He's like, I mean I considered him like a kind of carpenter contractor, but like he's almost like he's an artisan. I mean, you really also work. Artistic flare to his work. Such a nice guy too. I like talking to him. But it's back to pressure though. I think if you are doing anything, you should always put pressure on yourself.

If you're not putting pressure on yourself, I don't feel you're doing it right. I think I agree with that. You know, I mean, it's not to the point where you're like it rules your life, or you are it to your detriment. Yeah. But you should put some level of like pressure to just steal you.

My work style, my entire life, has been, this is my deadline. And if it's two months out, I'm not going to start working until I'm two weeks away from the deadline. Because I need that. If I don't have that like, holy fuck, wait, what? We gotta get this in two weeks, then I just jerk off. I don't do anything until it's in that moment,

then I start fucking getting down and like, so you have two months or you have eight weeks, but you wanna wait till the two week deadline. Yes, I put a lot of effort to this. Yeah. I think though, that's not a waste. I think my process, those previous six weeks, is just some mental

collecting of things and organizing things that I'm not even aware of. And then I just need that Well, you need that. Yeah, you need that like that anxiety of to motivate you like okay, like it's do or die or Stay up before in the morning. Let's get this fucking done. That's how I work. Yeah. Yeah. I don't I'm not that kind I like like if I have two months I'm working on it two months out I want to be done with it a month later Before a month is much better because I've also blown The system isn't perfect. Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. Yeah, that would drive me absolutely crazy though to like have

That kind of like holy shit. It's not like have that kind of like holy shit It's not gonna happen that kind of like yeah, I don't like that at all I like to be like it's sweeter when you hit a home run though Yeah, like I just pulled this out of my ass two days ago. This is fucking phenomenal It is it's an interesting thing I've noticed about myself recently. It really is amazing how about myself recently. It really is amazing how, at least in the New York Post, the Lady Gaga dog thing has been all day top story. There are other things going on.

Peter Gotti died. See that? Who? Peter Gotti. John Gotti's brother. Oh, have you died? Uh, old age in the prison, I guess. I never had that

Reference for the mafia that a lot of people in stand-out had do you remember when John got he died How like the parade and there were like 20 limousines with all flowers and shit and you're just like but he He murdered people. I know that right As you people he was he was an ambitious criminally killed this friends. Yeah, it's a one but he but he did set off fireworks on fourth of July criminally killed his friends. Yeah, it's a one but he but he did set off fireworks on 4th of July. I'm growing up on Stan Island like so many kids were like, my dad's in the mom, he mongol in the mom fan. I was always like, he sounds like a dipshit man. All like loose associates like not really in the mom. Well, Stan Island, you never know, that's true. You got any ass? We do have an ad, wall. I totally forgot about it I was like I'm getting ready to say Tom see Dave and I'm ready to say this this had to go out by Sunday

I would have forgotten about it Let me see where are we here Yeah, so anybody's looking though. I'm asking ants, you know If you're gonna plan to come down and see the TSD General Store, email me the day before you're coming and this way I know to like, you know, cause there's some days I may not show up because like I said, there's days when we-

Well, you're gonna put that out there? Yeah. That means you're, but what if someone emails you and you don't come? Well, I will email them. I'll be emailing back and be like, I wasn't planning on coming or all. You know what, dude, yeah, I'm gonna be there.

So like, But you're putting yourself in a position where you're, where, where, dude, I got nothing, I mean, I got nothing for free time. But I know you should, well, you might disappoint someone, because if you can't attend, yeah, well, I mean, there is a possibility that,

I mean, I can't promise I'll be available for every single person that's like I'm coming down the mario you're gonna be there But if I can I'll try to come back. I guess it's good because if they like if I come down tomorrow You're gonna be there and you say no then yeah I guess they know you know, you know, yeah So it's came used to a Gmail if you're ever playing it on stopping down and if And if I can accommodate and I'll come in

You know man you can I mean that's you know, there's like a t-shirt cover charge if I come accommodate and I'll come in. You know, man, you can, I mean, there's like a T-shirt cover charge if I come in on a day with my friend. I have the decent thing. Oh, come on. Take a bumper sticker at least. At least a fuck. Or a skull.

Why don't you fucking sell one of the skulls? We have to. They're over there, brother. That's what I'm talking about. Like if you come down on your day off to meet someone, the least they could do is get a show. I mean, let's at least and make them buy something they'll use though.

You can't use a skull for anything. A t-shirt they could wear. We can't even run the wide, we don't sell them. Yeah, I just talk to people out of it. But I don't want to make someone, I'm not going to force someone to buy a trinket that they can't use its pointless and useless junk. I know it's not, it's awesome.

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The Noid Star app. And that's really what it all comes down to is, once you say something other people don't like it costs your money. Well, to be fair, she had a lot of shots. I mean, they let her go for a while. She's somebody, one of her friends should have been like, dude, like, come on. I'm not saying that I'm not saying you shouldn't say

what's on your mind, but I am saying you're getting that fucking sweet star wars money. So maybe for a few years, you just clamp it down. And then when you're on the concert with everybody else, you would have the fuck you want. That's when I heard that story. That's my thought was just like, that's why you're stupid.

She should only be tweeting four words all the time. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. Was she like an MMA lady? She was an MMA lady, yeah. I thought you, I liked her on the show. I'm sorry to see the character go, but I, she was MMA, I don't know.

I can't get into. I don't know. I can't get into someone's mindset like that. You're working for Disney. Yeah. Disney. Yeah, it's not like you're working for trauma. You're just fucking roll, man. Just roll, show your belly.

What's, what was that fat stack tattoo you have? Fat stack, how stacks have been cut short now? That's not good. So what do they do now? I mean, you have to think that whole next season was laid out. Yeah, she wasn't a major character. She was only in a few episodes here. You could easily net. She could never be on that show again and nobody would be like... They weren't built on her towards something. They probably were, but I mean, they could just start the next season two years later and nobody would even give a shit. Yeah.

I don't think anybody's gonna miss her too much. But yeah, that's, I don't know. It's a situation. I don't know why she's just gonna shut up. Like you're gonna do. Oh no, man. Because I don't know what you're gonna accomplish. Like you're gonna change people's minds and stuff like that? Like I don't get it. I don't know, like just... Like you could have brought your, minds and stuff like that like I don't get it. I don't know like just

Like you could have brought your you were in Disney man You had free passes to fucking Disneyland for the rest of your life the golden treatment She could have brought a fucking nieces in that fierce day and they would have given her own line and everything like that Like she had like Like set up she was in an ass kissing situation She was in the only Star Wars property that everybody likes in the past 40 years she was part of. And people liked her in it.

And it's like self-destructive. Yeah, I hate to see it happen, but you know. But what's the mindset in the moment? Because like even though I've tweeted shit that people would be like, what the fuck did you tweet that for? I mean it hasn't been in some time and I wasn't on Disney. I wasn't a big like it was on a podcast You're on a podcast. I mean you're not on Disney. I mean like what I just You're a drug addict. I mean, you know, he's a wild card

Whoa, he's crazy I know in a fucking 30 years. I don't know what he's gonna say next bitch in a motor about potato head I cut this sure I know where it's going. I've been around here too many years I know exactly where I can see where the trains roll and off the tracks I know exactly where to, I can see where the trains roll and off the tracks. And when Tom Brady's throwing at our sewer bowl, it ain't gonna be caught by somebody with the way we're going right now. Hold on man. Just hold up the app man, there it is.