Tell Em Steve-Dave - #473: Keep it De-real

Episode Date: March 14, 2021

Q gives a Covid update, passwords, immortality, and yellow cardinals.

Do not even I'm riled up. No. If I'm a riled up, I'm going to be a riled up. I think everybody needs drugs except me. I'll just FaceTime you during every shit I take. Just in case. Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tellum Steve Dave. I'm here with my friend Walt and my other friend, Q. Hello. Q. I am so happy to see you and we are seeing you. Even though we're recording in different spaces, places, we still get to see you and we are seeing you. Yeah, even though we're recording in different spaces, places, we still get to see you via Zoom.

You're beautiful. Yeah, thanks, but it's good to see you guys. How you feeling these days? It's taking a downturn, man. It's ups and downs, this fucking virus. I can't implore anybody listening. Whatever you got to do to avoid getting this, of do it. I don't implore anybody listening. Whatever you got to do to avoid getting this of do it. I don't give a fuck if they want you to put your head

in a plastic bag. Well, do it. No, do it. It's fucking crazy, man. It's just crazy. It just, it just, it just doesn't end. It's like you're good for three days and then on the fourth, fifth, sixth, and seventh day, you're just like, you can't even fucking move. It's nuts, man. But, uh, this seems unusual. Like, from other people that have gotten it, they seem to get it.

It's a horrible course and then they get better. It doesn't linger like it has to be. Really? This has been, so far, this has been the experience I've seen a lot of people having on my end. Yeah. My, one of my agents was like, you're going to think you're going to be, you're going to think you feel fine. You're going to want to go for a walk.

Don't go for that walk. And I was like, and of course I was like, I feel pretty good. Let me go for a walk. And I'm like, Oh my God, I feel like I'm dying. Yeah, it's crazy. But like some days I'm fine. Like sometimes I'll wake up and be like, I feel pretty good. It's crazy, but like some days I'm fine. Like sometimes I'll wake up and be like, oh, I feel pretty good. It's nuts.

It is bonkers, man. And because of, now they found out that COVID is can cause blood clots. So because of my stroke, I gotta go through all the fucking tests I did five years ago again. And it's like, now I'm sick. I'm going into Manhattan to Mount Sinai, and I'm fucking

in an MRI for 40 minutes. It's just like I don't know what to say man I don't know what to say man, and I like to think myself as like a pretty like you know Not tough, but like resilient But like I'm finding like going to mount like Mount Sinai and going in the in the machines. It's not PTSD or anything like that, but that's the only way to describe like this anxiety like that comes back just going through all the brain stuff again. It's not something you can help though like that. Just to call a PTSD may be accurate.

Like if it's not it's like you don't have to necessarily have shell shock. You know like you're in a fucking war or whatever. Like PTSD comes in so many forms and that's something like that, which was a huge life event for you, man, where it's like holy shit, this could like, I'm not fucking you or what 40. When I went through that, yeah, it was 40. Yeah, so for it to be something that is like, is not a minor event, could definitely, we would like do that to you. And it was like, I went to see my,

because after a while I was like enough is enough, I gotta go see a doctor, because I can't just ride this out, something's gonna happen. And I went to the doctor and like, I was not prepared for him to be so concerned about the stroke. I didn't even think it would, it would be, I didn't think it would come up, but he was like, all hands on deck, you got to get this

checked out. So it was like, oh my God. Fucking come on, man. Like come on, man, come on, come on, man. Now when you hear this wall, does does it make you feel like maybe we didn't have it? Or do you still feel? Well, I mean, yeah, because, you know, Q had thought he had had it earlier too. And he was, I guess he could have gone to twice, but you could have, but it's, it seems like you don't hear a lot of reports of people coming down with it twice. There have been a few, but not like you haven't seen the media reporting on like, on a lot of people getting it twice. So it does give me, it does make me question if we had it, but I don't know. And it's like,

I think everybody's just ready to fucking just not just want to be done with it. I mean, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's only been a year, but it feels like it's been to 100 years. But think of a year of it, man. I was talking to Moshe about it yesterday a little bit, and we were talking about like, people get pissed off because they got to wear masks going into supermarkets and shit like that, you know, Moshe makes me laugh. He's like, he's like, how great is going to trade her Joe's?

He's like, how great is it? Do you love going to trade a Joe's? And I'm like, no, I fucking, I don't even, you know, no. And he's like, so great is going to Trader Joe's? He's like, how great is it? Do you love going to Trader Joe's? And I'm like, no, I fucking, I don't even, you know, no. And he's like, so putting on a mask, he's like, is it ruining the Trader Joe's experience? Or do you still want to just get the fucking and out as fast as possible? And I was like, when you put it that way, yeah,

I don't know, man, I don't know. I don't have to say fucking ruined certain experiences though. I mean, there's no doubt that when you want to go and do something, it's like to have to remember the mask and wear the mask. Like Mary Beth and I went down, it was real nice out. So we went down to the boardwalk and we went to the Silverball Museum of the Pinball.

Now the pinball place, little warm for a day when it was like, you know, approaching 60. But after an hour, I'm like, I don't wanna be here anymore. Yeah, I just don't wanna be here anymore. But there's any places that you can think of that after an hour, you don't feel that way though. Mm. That's what I'm not wearing a mask, so you're right.

Yeah. I mean, you've seen to have that kind, like for your, ever since I've known you though, you've had that kind of like, I don't wanna be here anymore. You know what? You spend like a few minutes there and then you have that kind of like, I don't want to be here anymore. You know what? You spend like a few minutes there and then you have, you're like, I don't want to be here.

You're right. We had this conversation yesterday, my inability to enjoy things in the moment. Yeah. And that is a long running thing to the point where I'm like, do I have fucking depersonalization disorder where it's like, you probably do, I don't know what it is.

It sounds right. I'm not gonna say it's a good chance you do. I think you're like a great doctor flying it because it's this thing where you know what let me read the exact exactly what it is. But essentially it's like you feel like you're outside yourself witnessing other shit like you're witnessing things as they happen, not- At-a-body experiences? Oh, most.

Oh, there's an overkill? We could turn it into that, yeah. I do, yeah, we do, because I had a couple articles. After this, that I personally chose for you, you know, that's what I do now, with my time. It's no longer working. I just look for articles. I think you might be interested in. I was at the I was at the store and I was I was just so

excited when an article popped up and I remember saying to get him and being like this is a good one. This one's really gonna rock his world. I just imagine you're not even looking on the internet, but clipping articles. So it's a disorder in which the person has a persistent or recurrent feelings of depersonalization or de-realization. Depersonalization is described as feeling disconnected or detached from oneself. Individuals may report as if they are feeling, if they got damn it. Individuals may report feeling as if they are an outside observer of their own thoughts

or body and often report feeling a lack of control over their thoughts or actions. That part I would not say is true, but the other part is definitely, even when I was young, I remember the first time it happened. I was, you remember the kid Chris Hoxie, I used to hang out with, I was at his place and I remember standing outside his apartment with him and this girl, you remember that kid Chris Hoxie, I used to hang out with? Yeah. I was at his place, and I remember standing outside his apartment with him, and this girl, her name was Kim Luby, and they were talking, and I remember feeling like I was not above it, like, you know, hovering around and shit,

but almost like standing next to myself, like I'm not really a part of things. You know, if I go to a concert sometimes, I feel that way. Like in large groups of people, I feel like a lot of- Yeah, but I think that's normal though, because I go to a concert sometimes I feel that way. Like in large groups of people I feel that way. I think that's normal though, because I think that is normal, like especially for people who aren't comfortable like getting down, you know, like at a concert. You see dudes,

they're so into it. You look at them and I'm just like, I'm embarrassed. This is cringeworthy. How into it, the music they own. You went to the Iron Man Show. Do you remember those guys around us?? Yeah a lot of sergetars a lot of shirks being torn off If you could air guitar in front of a group of total strangers in your fifties and not feel like you're That you're not gonna be the object of ridicule you better depersonize real fast Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know if I would agree though that you're this like you know this lost cause or you're oh I don't think so but I'm just trying to fucking figure it out man. I did stop taking that depa coach at the stuff that was like stops me from getting angry and shit stop taking it. I had to stop taking it was get me fat. Yeah, I're getting you fat? Yeah, I was like, why am I fucking gaining this weight?

I'm not eating any differently. I'm doing the same shit. And so I'm trying to figure it out. And I looked up Defico and it's like, it had one of these medications that like, yeah, you can expect to put on like 10 to 25 pounds. I was like, cock sucker. I'd rather be fucking pushing holes in walls.

What's that? It worked out if you're not eating more. How do you gain weight? Slow down your metabolism, yeah. So what happens if the range starts coming back? Well, he gave me lithium. Oh, that's the Vada song, right? Yeah, so now I'm gonna be very morose

in writing songs and shit. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna get emo on everybody. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. No, he gave me that, but then there was the feeling of like, and I wanted to consult you walk, because I know you're drug free.

I'm like, what if I just didn't take anything? Like, what? Because when I was taking that depot coat, I was like, I don't feel like myself. I don't feel like I'm having the same thoughts that I had. Like my mind feels muddled. Like over the past, like, I don't know, six months or so, like muddy, like slower. I didn't even know if maybe you guys noticed something. I would not suggest to anybody you or anybody even listening to go drug free. If you

be like, I think there's only there's very few people that can go drug free. I was a fool to think I was one of them. I was just being honest. I don't know. I think everybody needs drugs except me. I would agree with that. I don't know why. I mean, I don't know that sounds crazy, but I'm like everybody needs to be medicated

about myself and if you're other people, Sunday Jeff is another guy that doesn't need. I don't think he needs any kind of, any kind of like, what's the word I'm looking for? No kind of chemical assistance with life. Yeah, I don't think he does. I think there's people, but I think though that there's drugs that can absolutely make life better for people

and they should definitely not never feel like, oh, I want to be drug free. So I can't take it. That's ridiculous. Yeah, why do I mean I wanted to be drug free because that's not happening? But what I am saying is like those kind of drugs, like prescription shit, that stuff that alters all your brain chemicals and all

stuff, so they stopped giving me out of all, which I found Q has had a profoundly negative effect on my life. Oh, you didn't get any more out of all? No, I wasn't able. I'm like, this goddamn insurance I have, man, like you call doctors and they just don't call back. They just don't call you back and it's a fucking psychiatrist. It's not like, hey, I want to get a fucking nose job. Why are you saying the right things? Like, if you don't call me back, I'm gonna kill myself. I bet you'd call you then, but I mean, you might get the point you cried wolf, though. Right, but with Adderall, I'm like, if you don't call me back, I won't be able to pay attention. Or maybe if you don't call me back I'll kill you.

You say? You know that's going to kill him maybe. There you go. Yeah, myself. He's like, I don't even know this guy. Why would I care? Yeah, him is a lot more invested in him. That's good.

I'm going to leave that message. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. No, I'm alright. You're right. I like that. What do you think? No, I'm okay.

About what? About this situation with the drugs. His self-diagnosis here. I think that, you know, I might, I don't want to say on microphone that I might now be able to break you off some add-on role, but. But. I might be able to do that, because'm not I got I got my prescription refilled

And I am not taking it because of my brain right now. So you know, I might have Well, I might have some medicine man. I might have some I might have some tick-tax to you. Oh, all right This Adderall does what it helps people focus. Yeah, it really helps focus. Yeah, it really is. As long as you don't abuse it. And that's like, I never abused it. So that's why like, obviously, the oxy and shut, I definitely abused. What would be the downside of being too focused, though? Like you've used it and what will happen if you abuse it? Well, no, people get focused. It'll just, you just get too sped up. Like it's because it's speed, basically. Yeah, it's uncomfortable. It's, it's, it's, it'll just... You just get too sped up. Like, it's because it's speed, basically.

Yeah, it's uncomfortable. It's, it's... You get jittery and you shake and stuff. It's not sweat a lot. I mean, my, my, my prescription is, is 10 milligrams. It's very low. Yeah. So it's like, I don't even know if some people are on like 50

or something like that, right? Like it's a crazy amount. I was taken 60 a day, 20 milligrams, three times a day, but after not having had it since September, and while this, it wasn't like the doctor was like, you can't have it anymore because of anything to do with me. It was the corporation who bought his practice decided that like, like they just instituted this new policy that if you weren't the original prescriber, you can't continue to give these drugs to whomever. Now, the original prescriber, you can't continue to give these drugs to whomever.

Now the original prescriber for me was a shrink in LA and that was like fucking 2007 or something. So it's like, I've been going to this doctor for 10 years, over 10 years. So it didn't occur to me that it should be a problem, but you know, he can't, he can't then make himself the one prescribing it to you? Like, I think, I think something like that, it takes a lot more than a general practitioner is able to, like, I think he probably could, but he's like, I'm, he, the New Jersey is so fucked

with all these schedule one narcotics and shit that he just doesn't want to deal with it. It's not worth it to him. He's like, I'm, like, his practice was bought. He was like, it was him and some other guy and the other guy handled all the details and then took off like retired once everything was done. And now he's like, now I'm stuck with this corporate bullshit

that he can't stand. He's like an older guy. It's like when cheers got bought by the company. Yep. And it was like a chain restaurant for a while. Yeah. Exactly. I don't know if he'll ever go back to his own practice,

but can't rely on him. But yeah, it seems like shrinks are not in the habit of calling it back in a timely fashion. That's probably. I mean, they're probably overwhelmed, right, Q? And especially at this point, with the world dealing with COVID and the amount of people in need of help. I imagine they're just like, there's just not enough shrinks out there.

And I'm sure they're not feeling great on their own either. They're like, fuck, man. Here's the thing though, I don't care about any of those people. They care about me. It's a good point. Too many patients fuck you see me. So you said that you got the first part of the vaccine too. Do you know which one you got? Yeah. So they gave, sorry guys. So they, so because of the symptoms and everything, there was this new, new study that came out that said, if you're dealing with the symptoms and everything, there was this new study that came out that said, if you're dealing with the long haul effects, if you get the vaccine shot within

a certain time frame of having it, it will act in a furnace to burn it out of your system. It gets your immune system up and running like to kick out the remnants. So yesterday and because I had the stroke I was able to I qualify for a shot. So for the vaccine. So I got my medical, my doctor wrote me a doctor's note. I went down and I got the first Moderna Moderna shot. And that was yesterday and the woof. It was funky coal Moderna, it sounds like. Yeah, you remember that song? Yeah, funky coal Modena. It was basically like a date rape drug, right?

Yeah. Yeah. I guess that's not going to be re-recorded anytime soon. Good song. It was one of the few rap songs I dug. Oh, yeah? There's like wild thing as well. I like wild thing as well Yeah, I like I like to say for rap a little toned. Oh, yeah Yeah, so I got a shot you the first one yesterday and

And it was a rough haul for the first day, but today I felt okay for most of the day And then I see but this is around the time of day, every day that I start, that I start winding down, good or bad around six o'clock, I start losing it. Yeah. Yeah, but it's, you know what, it's, I still consider myself extremely lucky. And I still, I never felt that I was in any danger

of like dying or anything like that. So, you know, that's a lot better than a lot of other people have been. So, I'm still feeling very grateful that it didn't get as bad as it did. And I'm trying not to look at the fact that I was so careful for a year and then fucking blew it at the end. Oh, yeah, it's just such a blow to my confidence. Like, everything sucks.

Now, the f's got their shots and Mrs. Five had a bad reaction so much so that Frank told me. Started dating. He started dating. No, Frank told me he had to, like this is why when it gets really bad, like I don't know if this happened to you, Q um and I don't know who would help you but he said he had to help his wife on and off the toilet whoa I think I think that was bullshit she's just getting back at him whatever I go that's really a bad reaction so she

was that weak yeah whoa yeah uh no I didn't it wasn't that bad. Who would you call? Who would I I would just shit my pants You get one of those like those Toilet seats that you just Yeah, you're out with you you shut us a walker and then In the pan truck. Well, what if you get on here and you make it in time, but you can't get off who you're gonna call You just can't sit there for you know for days. You got to call somebody who you gonna call well probably call you because a lot of time on your hands now you yes I'll be there brother this is the guy you're gonna call he seems so happy

guy called got uncomfortable watching the monkeys in a bathtub yeah I'm cold Walt Walter reliable guys, a friend that shows up. Yeah, I'm down for that. I'm there, brother. Yeah, you get that call? Just throw a towel. Yeah, throw a towel over the bad parts and we'll get it done.

You know why, buddy? I'll start taking a towel to the bathroom with me every time now. And your phone. And I imagine that the Acquistade has worked. I'll just FaceTime you. I'll just FaceTime you during every show. time now. And your phone. And I imagine that the queue is stayed. I'll just face time you. I'll just face time you during every shit I take.

Just in case. Yeah. But you have a day I imagine, right? Somewhere in the house. So I imagine that like it's just a matter of me getting you up off the toilet and getting your trousers in place and maybe just helping you to the bed. I'm probably won't have to do anything else. Now you won't off to toil it and getting your trousers in place and maybe just helping you to the bed. I probably won't have to do anything else.

No, you won't have to wipe or anything like that. It'll be fun. If Walt wasn't available, would you have to call like an IJPA or something, maybe? No, I mean, look, I, I, my, you know, Sal's close, Sal lives close to me. He would do it. I think anybody would do it. You would do it, Brian, if I called, Sal lives close to me. He would do it. I think anybody would do it. You would do it, Brian, if I called you. I'm not, I'm not.

I've told him I'm ready to move in just in case it happens. I'm ready to move in just in case it happens. I'm ready to move in just in case it happens. Bats, you got your full time Bats or Matendon? Like so much so he's gonna ask, I keep bugging him about it. I'm like, I think it might need help. I can wait here. Like Brian will just be in my bathroom

with like a tray of mints, like a tip jar. You know, like we're gonna strip bar. You know what, you know what medicine I like talking about? Don't call it medicine. I literally have to cut that out now. I can't believe I said that. There's a whole lot of rules and regulations now talking about this next day. Yeah, I think people, I think people have gotten a little loose and fancy free with talking

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for men. Oh, okay. She said it would make women a lot safer in discrimination of all kinds would be lessened. I guess except against men. Well, what do you mean? So like, I don't understand 6 p.m. every night. Every night. So, Saturday nights in the club would just be all women

from 6 p.m. on. I guess so. I mean, it seems that's what this article is saying. I guess we're just at the point where anybody's opinion is just broadcasted. I'm obviously that's something that nobody's ever gonna take seriously. It's just like, why are we even hearing something so absurd?

I don't know, because there's so much shit out there and so like, you know, in terms of news outlets and all this other stuff. I think the media must love to get people riled up, right? I mean, they just like- But who would get riled up by that? Nobody's gonna listen to that and be like, well, this is something I gotta worry about happening. Dude, not even I'm riled up right? I mean, they just, but who would get a roundup by that? Nobody's gonna listen to that and be like, well, this is something I got to worry about happening.

Dude, not even I'm riled up. No, if I'm not riled up, I'm gonna be riled up. Ah. Ah. Well, did they catch the person that killed this lady? Yeah, it was a cop. Oh, fuck.

So it's like, how safe could it fucking be then? But I was gonna say, because we don't know unless they had the murder suspect, like we don't know for sure that it was a dude, but most likely, it's going to be a guy. But even then we don't want to go on profiling at all. Most murderers are committed by men. I don't think we even want to do that doing. What's it called? We don't want to profess like a form of profiling, isn't it, though? That most murders are committed by men or should I think? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm I'm catching myself in a new year, I think. Most times, you know, like, I mean, just say one.

I want to say, say white men. And you'll be fine. Yeah, but if they are responsible for it, fuck it, call them out. Oh, that, they are, look. Oh, yeah, if the woman's getting killed, there's probably a white guy. Oh, yeah. I mean, yeah, there's just too many of us. Maybe this should be like a purge, like a purge night. Yeah, now this is the feminist queue coming out. Yeah. They would embrace you for that.

Well, only because I'm home by 6pm every night anyways. But what if like halfway through the night, you're like, oh man, I can't get off the bowl. Now, Walt has to break curfew. Come and try to help you. Speaking of UK, did you see the Megan Markle uproar and everything about the interview? What's your pay-ins on that, though?

Like not the interview, but print Harry getting married and then being like, you know what? I don't want to be in the royal family anymore. Do you think that's like, hey, you know, that's a guy being like, you know what? I'm sick of the pomp and circumstance or whatever it's called in the in the all this like royalty just turns me off. Like I want to be a I want to be a common man Yeah, or do you think yourself like not many motherfuckers get to say their royalty and you just just turned your back on it Yeah, I will say this I Don't I don't care about the royals like if anything. I'm inclined to be against them in any situation So I have no dog in my sight.

And I do not care in any way, shape or form. And in order that I watch the interviews, so this could be the most unformed thing ever and I'm fine with that. But it's like, I'm just like, from what I've heard, I'm just like, the fuck did you think was gonna happen? You married into the royal family. Like what the fuck did you think was gonna happen?

Like you know, like what didn't you know? Like what the fuck did you think was gonna happen? Like you knew, like what didn't you know? Like what the fuck didn't you know? Like it's like, it's like fuck off man. All of them, everybody in this situation fuck off. Like I don't care about anybody in it. I'm just like whatever man, you, you, you, you, it's like, what did that we say years ago you go to sleep with the fucking devil oh yeah yeah don't expect to wake up with God it's the royal fucking

family every weird thing that you've ever heard about them you thought you were gonna breeze in there as an American and fucking be fine like fuck off man but on the other side of that fuck you guys in the royals like who the fuck are you guys anyway? Fuck off you guys are a tourist trap like I want I don't want to hear any of this shit, so you know that's my opinion on it It's gotten ugly though Good well with peers Morgan jumping in Situation I just feel I just like I think about it like if it was my family and You know and I had to like go in and-

Royals? The royalty of Middletown? If it was my family and you know, and then my daughters went on TV and we're like, you know, the disowned me, might the family and everything. How hurtful it would be. Well like Walt was asking how darker kids seem was gonna be in shit.

It's just a, you know, it's just a sad situation because it seems like that dude's a pretty good dude. Harry because you know he went and fought on the I thought at the front lines right during the um it wasn't a helicopter it was him or his brother. Was he was the one that won't that not see uniform? Oh yeah I forgot about that. It's a good idea. Yeah, I just don't, I mean, they seem like they're good guys though. Like exceptionally Harry, and I don't know about the older brother. I don't know what his name is. I can't remember his name.

William. William. Harry, I agree. Harry is the only one that I've ever observed. I've never, I've never done a dive into the royals, you know what I mean? Like I've never, but in when I've observed them, just being part of a culture,

he always seemed like my guy. You could be friends with him, if you're gonna be friends with any of the royals, this is the guy you've been watching. He was already in Vegas with all those girls, remember you got in trouble with that. You fucking sweet full of girls in Vegas. He's wearing fucking weird costumes on Halloween.

Oh, that's not a weird costume. Yeah, people want to say that's weird. I'm trying to stick up with my boy here. I think I'm on his side. He seems like if I had to pick a royal, he was the one. Yeah. It seems like the other guy, what's his name? William? He seems like he may have a stick up his But even farther than I do you know, so I don't even know if I could chill with that dude

Wow, he's gotta be the king one day. Yeah, well, yeah, he's definitely gonna be king one day I don't think I don't think the father is ever gonna get there, right? The mother's 96 now. She's got I mean come on. I mean, he's probably gonna be king for like less than a year before he fucking kicks it probably He waited all that time. Let's get though. You're you're a douchebag though. What did he do? He fucking fucked over Diana? Like cheat not her. Yeah, he's lust and was that she cheated on him too? Only after he did what he did Okay, let's pay back. Did her did her dirty so that she was like I'm gonna get some of my own too Camilla Parker bowls They're a little there, but you know, they're they're not as refined as they as the media tells us they are Remember all the like I want to be your tampon and all that

Did they get their weird thing to say right there a bunch of you know they're not as creeks Yeah, they're not as criques. Yeah, they're not as... Well, the print's Andrew was in trouble for the Jeffrey Epstein shit. Oh, I mean, Jesus. They're not all kinds of stuff over there. So maybe, so would you, if you were a Prince Q, if you're Harry, do you and your wife is like, I want you, I want to leave the royal family, do you, do you say, okay, we're gonna leave or do you try to convince her? No, no, I'm a, I'm a prince. I don't want to leave. I don't even know if he's a prince.

Oh, what's that noise? That was just a call. Sorry, I had to pick my phone up to look at something. Oh, sorry, sorry. I didn't hear you say that, so. If you were, if you were a prince in the royal family and you got married and your wife is now really begging on you, she's like, she's really making it to like,

she's like, I don't want to be a royal no more What do you do do you like and maybe do you try to stay or do you like or do you like you know what I've had enough of it to No, I kick her immediately to the curb. You're a fucking royal Yeah, it's like how many people get to live this life and I met you three years ago You think you're gonna come in here and fuck up our shit? Like some actress coming in and be like, hey, guess what's the new fucking regime now? Yeah, like that's actually like, you know,

without knowing the facts, that's, you know, it probably doesn't say very good about me, but my instinct is always to be like, what makes you think you're gonna come into an establishment like this and start making changes? Like just shut up and take the fucking money. And that's it. Have you seen what I would say?

I've seen my new app. But you know what? Credit to her though. She did it. She fucking did it. She got her, she got a prince to be like turn her back turn his back on royalty. Is that a statement on like the level of poon? Like is it next level? I would have had this.

Because this is a royal he must have got all kinds of ass. Oh my god yeah it must be like like magic. Yeah magic. Yeah. I hope for his you know, it's good Yeah, I don't know man. I would not leave. I would milk that for my entire life Especially being him the royal that has no responsibilities whatsoever I'd be like this is great like I get all the benefits and none of the downside like yeah, this is great Yeah, it's that's I had heard that um people were complaining at first that their wedding was like 40 million

I guess the is a print area that got married. Yeah, it's okay But they thought it would bring a hundred million in because of like hotels and restaurants and tours them and all that other Cushion inject a hundred million into the economy right so that's why people are like What's all right? How much did it lose then? I think it lost anything because it cost 40 million but it put a hundred million into the economy Well, so who pays for that to the taxpayers? Yeah, oh yeah, they do they do but it's the the royal family as I understand it now, is just a tourist. They bring in money just by being there, like tourism and merchandise and stuff. They make more money for the country than they cost.

It gives the country an identity. I think that people are overall. I think most people have that hate them, but overall, I think economy-wise, they're good for the country. You know who loves the royals is Mrs. Five. Really? Yeah, were you there that day where we were talking about it? I was talking to Frank about it up at his place and he said that she's super into the royals like watch the wedding. It keeps it abreast of all that royal stuff.

You know, I think that I remember in the 80s, I don't know if you remember this, Q, but I'm sure you remember Brian when Charles and Diana got married It was major major major shit here. I don't think the last two weddings probably were as Anticipated or excited the the world as much as Charles and Diana did more going on now Yeah, maybe a case of like you know the world just got smaller with the internet and everything and I just don't know if it was as engaging as as as Prince Charles and Diana was

I don't know. And I think it was because of Diana. Well, I mean Diana is so much more likable in this Meghan Markle person, you know things like Meghan Markle's just stirring up shit and like, we're not at royals anymore. But that's after the marriage though. So I don't, I don't know if that's really the case though. Like, I don't think she was not, that was she was disliked before the marriage. I think it was all, everything start to come out after she got married. That fucking grandma doesn't like anybody.

You know, she fucking doesn't like anyone. The queen. Yeah, she's too old, that's better. That'll be some funeral when she dies. You'll see the fucking all hands on deck for that. Oh, yeah Like a century of being like basically the Queen of England it'll be like insane would you try to get over there for that? The way you feel right now I could be in the tip top shape. I don't care.

I remember you were really into England and stuff. When we first started this podcast, you were like all about England. I haven't heard as much. Well because I used to go there way more often. You were into the pop culture there. You were like, you were like, England's adopted son. Ambassador. He probably said that raccoons don't have rabies over there.

Yeah, you were all about it. I haven't really heard you talk about it much. So I guess you've just kind of been just too busy to keep up with. Well, it's yeah, like I think as IJ ramped up and the busyness ramped up, everything else took a backseat and everything in that backseat had to be ordered according to importance and I wasn't able to go. And now when I go to England, like when we go there on tour and stuff like that, I fucking love it. And I have a total blast. Like I still, I still love going there. I would love

to live in London one day. I still harbor that. I would love to go there at least just once. Yeah. Yeah. But, uh, Tess de Cruz somehow, some way I would love to go there and Australia before I die and that's it. I don't need to see any of the Australia's a fucking that's a whole. Yeah, you could do it though. I mean once like went your retire, you got time to get there. I think I think I have to. I think I have a time for you to quit working for this guy. In fact,

Bob, we always believe in tomorrow, mother fuckers. I mean, really, I don't think I am. I think I'm literally retired right now. I just said that to my wife the other day, I told her I was like, I didn't do anything today. And it's really like fucks your head, cause you're just like, this is not normal. You'll get used to it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Don't be like Harry bro, don't fuck it up

Some of these articles while clipped are interesting one I can't read unless I sign up to Popular mechanics for 40 bucks a year. So which one was that it was the live forever one, okay, I have it here There we go Yeah, I thought this I've ever heard of a Dyson sphere? Q. A Dyson sphere? Yeah. It looks like something, it looks like something out of aliens and the matrix combined. The picture that I saw in the order, right? Yeah, it looks almost like an atom or something. Like H.G. Geiger-ish looking thing, but it's just

let me look this up. Dyson fear. It's fear. So as humans can't build a Dyson sphere yet, but the researchers say Nautobots could do the job one day. Imagine this in the far, far future long after you've died, you'll eventually come back to life. So everyone else who has ever had a hand in the history of human civilization. I mean, we don't need that, do we? Well, that means though that you they're definitely going to be able to bring him back if somebody wants him back, though. Right.

We've got more IJ to record. Run season 126. So it dies since we have, I have heard read about this in comic books and stuff like that. It's a hypothetical mega structure that completely encompasses the star and canches a lot of percentage of its power output. That's pretty cool. Well, I thought it was something that was going to. It will provide a super intelligent artificial agent with the enormous amounts of power it needs to collect as much historical and personal data about you. So it can build your

exact digital copy. Once it's finished, you'll live your whole life again in a simulated reality. And when the time comes for you to die again, you'll live your whole life again in a simulated reality. And when the time comes for you to die again, you'll be transported into a simulated afterlife. I'll have black mirrors where you get to hang out with your friends, family, and celebrities forever. Like, they're gonna take, like,

like, you know how much tellmsteeved day we've recorded? We have recorded enough episodes, where all three of us could easily be constructed digitally. We have reported enough episodes where we all three of us could easily be Constructed digitally Wow and like can be brought back to life for for other people's amusements. Oh Like so would it be that one would have now? It would be that different from how I feel life is at the moment

It wouldn't be that different from how I feel life is at the moment This monkey's dancing and fucking tap dancing his way through life. I know you got COVID They got shot there doing a fucking soft shoe. Oh, did I fucking mention that I shot in Pratil Joghers today? So you know tap tap motherfuckers Says once AI create your precise digital copy, anything is possible, even restoration to biological life. The AI will doggedly search for your DNA, it will even dig up your grave, because only then will it be able to create a clone of your physical body, where your digital copy will find its temple.

So, I guess they got to save your body and make sure it's like... Well, would I... I mean, do you really want your... It makes your... it means you're born again, like, is it a clone? No, see what I took it was as is, let's say you have a loved one that passes on and you have now the ability to create

an artificial intelligence version of your loved one by putting all this data into some sort of software. And by taking all those episodes of Tellum Steve Dave and refining our humor and the way we think and the way we speak, there is little doubt that we could have one of the top digital versions of ourselves if somebody wanted it.

You know, like if... Like it would be all the hits? Like if one of us was to go before the other two, and we want to continue to tell him, Steve Dave, we literally could do it this way. Do you like to think of all three of us dying together? Yeah, but it wouldn't be us. It would just be... It would be as close to us as humanly or digitally possible.

It seems like I even go ahead, but I even think that like if they found the way to upload your brain into into a robotic body, I don't think that'd be us. I still don't think it'll be us. No, it wouldn't be us. But I'm talking about it. It's for other people's like, let's say you like, you have a loved one and you want to bring them back digitally. You, you almost could like have a real conversation and based upon. So it's like Jurelle. Yeah. Jurelle in the fortresses of all, too. Yeah. I, you nailed it, brother. That's what I do man.

I take Superman and inject him as much as I can. It's cool. I would talk to my grandparents like digital avatar if I could. You know, I think you would start to feel like you would start to lose the fact that they were digital like over the course of time, talking to them and like getting responses that would really fool you that, like, you know, these are these really are them. Wait, when you say digital, are you talking about like watching somebody on the

screen or like, or like I'm talking to you right now, but it's just like, I think it would be all software. I don't think it would be a real human being talking to you. Okay. It would be like software. I don't think it would be a real human being talking. It would be like it would be like Alexa Oh, okay, that's how I see it She's always listening though Alexa can't have my grandparents That's pretty that it's pretty cool. I think we'll see something like that now life But that's not your article that I thought was gonna blow blow your mind now. Oh, that's not the one. Living forever? Being immortal? That's not the one. That's your comes. Your comes. The yellow one. Oh, the yellow one? Yeah.

Hey, don't call me that. Let me see here. Okay, Q. So, cardinals are known for their bright red color, but an Illinois couple had a one in a million experience. One in a million. With a member of the species in a different hue. I mean, since we call it yellow, I guess we pretty much. I'm ruined the whole. A yellow card, no you say.

Yeah, pure yellow. Like, Tweety Bird. That's pretty cool. It does look pretty cool. I'll send you the Look if I type yellow car. Yeah, you're gonna find a million articles and my my Query to you is How is this newsworthy You brought it up. I've been saying there's like so many articles about it that I'm just I'm astonished. He's begrudgingly clipping articles for you. I was astonished that this actually makes the news though.

I don't care how rare this bird is. Why? I just don't care. I'm just like I'm shocked that this made the news and is such a big deal though. The coloration there, the coloration is due to a mutation in the birds DNA that blocks the normal red pigment and replaces it with a yellow color that stems from its diet. Almost all landbirds don't see a lot of corn, a lot of corn, a lot of popcorn. Oh, he looks awesome, man. I do love it. You know, like it's cool. You want to put it out there that you'd like to get one?

Maybe for your length. I would like it to nest in my yard. I don't want to capture anything, you know, or anything like that. But yeah, I would love it if this bad boy flew into my yard. No, it'd be so awesome if that half male, half female a cardinal and this yellow cardinal got it on well see their offspring and then you had the only one and then you had the only one that hatched on half red half yellow Cardinal that would be great Dude they're cool man. He looks cool. I'm into it

Wow, he is big a lot of pictures of this guy you ain't kidding I'm just like it there's so much terrible shit going on in the world. And like, this is really some reporter had to like cover this shit. And the thing is, it's not like, there's so much terrible shit going on. Can at least get some good news. Show me some good news. It's like, this is in there. This is like, yeah, it's neat. Like, look, whoa. I don't know I'm pretty well. I'm pretty glad it is like I'm liking it. Okay, well I guess there is a there's a small segment of the population that's going to be I I'd say what I'd rather read an article about this

bird than an article about the royals or more COVID share enough. Yeah. I got into it. So you brought it for him, but then now you're shocked that he likes it. I got one more though. I got one more. Remember I sent you another one too about Netflix. Oh, oh, Netflix. Yeah. This one's dicey. This one's controversial. This could hit a lot of people where it hurts right in the old pocketbook. Okay. Netflix is cracking down on password sharing. Oh sorry my carol Quinn looks like it's time so. You're not going to go buy your own account. It just goes off. I had to change my password to like mom one two three because they just kept forgetting it.

Like that. It could start the signal, it could signal the start of piracy crackdown by the streamer that's historically looked the other way on password sharing. Spotted by GammaWire, some viewers attempting to use someone else's account are now being stopped by a screen that says,

if you don't live with the owner of this account, you may need your own account to keep watching. And they confirm the new feature, which is getting a limited rollout at this time. I mean, my question is, why wouldn't they do it? Well, yes. Well, I brought you a very non-apinionated article about it, because there are a lot of articles out there right now about it, like with anger and like resentment and Netflix for doing this.

It's insane. Wow. You mean spending the last decade building up an entitled world? He's resulting in people not being happy about having to pay for a service that they use. Who saw that coming? What did you happen to notice what their argument was? Like what stance did they take? Well, first off, they scoffed at it. They were like, yeah, okay, yeah, you're going to be able to do this.

Like the internet community is smarter than Netflix. They'll get around it. No, a small percentage of the internet community is smart enough. If suddenly like, cue your mom is like, hey, what happened to my Netflix? Hey, I should just hack Netflix. Like, that's not going to happen. It's not going to happen. What will happen is I'll end up adding her to my account, I'll end up paying for it. Right.

Now, has anybody here willing to confess stealing from any of the big major streaming services in the past year? Is Disney major? It is. Disney's major. No. I'll just say bullshit. Listen to this motherfucker.

Listen to this. I knew he was watching the Mandalorian, so I knew he had Disney. So I texted him a couple of weeks ago and I was like, hey man, can I borrow your Disney password so I can watch something? He wouldn't give it to me. Really? He wouldn't give it to me. Now, do you want to know the reason I couldn't give it to him?

Because I don't know it. Definitely. I don't know it. It's not my account. It's Mary Beth's mom's account. So I don't know the password to it. So we now know the pecking order now is finally comes out I'm telling you you need me more than you need Mary best mother

That's true I can't believe it At the text for like no, you can't have it. I didn't write that How could you? I hope they started, I hope they started a feature of that block shit like this. No, I think, go ahead, Q. I said we should get a tellm Steve David account

for all of these. Oh, fuck yeah. I just put it on the corporate card and put it on the corporate card and then the three of us just share like Netflix and Disney and all that And it's all a write-off. It's tax write-off, baby. We're doing research. Why are we doing that? All right. I'll text you guys some passers, but aren't we gonna get cut though? We all you being briar, okay?

We live close enough. They're not gonna find out, but it won't, but you're kind of far away We're gonna get flagged and we're going to get brought up on streaming charges. Maybe, but you know, what are they going to do? Right now, they're just putting out these pussy-footed warnings. We'll know. We'll know when the time comes. I don't have business. I don't have business with them. I don't care. Let's do it. HBO Max, I can't steal, but the rest I can. Now, do you have you been guilty of giving out a pass? Oh, you said you have with your mom, right?

Oh, God, I, my parents have it. My, my nephew has it. Yeah, I've been pretty, pretty free with it. To make up, I'm going to give you my BET password. Anything you want to watch? Yes, they have a streaming service. Dude, they all have a fucking streaming service. Every time I want to watch They all have a fucking streaming service every time I want to watch something it's CBS. It's NBC. It's BET It's this it's that what do you expect though? Why are you I'm a title?

I want it for free Don't you say dumb no not yet. Yeah, we got an end, we got, we're only 50 minutes in. Okay, well it's a, we're still partying. What a, what's the ad? Was that the third article? Oh, okay. I was a third article. Yeah, I just found it like I was, I was wondering, if this would affect any of us at the table,

these new kind of strict regulations that are coming down the pike on the streaming services. To concern, not for me. How am I supposed to say $13 a month? I mean, you know, cancel cable at this point. Isn't cable like 80 bucks a month, isn't she? Yeah, I don't have cable. So yeah, just just making up that way.

I had to go, I had to start going through my phone book to find somebody who would... Just randomly picking people. You have Disney plus. I wouldn't give it to you, dude. I'll give you mine. I actually got somebody, you know, somebody who gave it to me and I will never betray their trust or I would, and I'll take it to the grave.

They could torture me. It was Sunday, Jeff. No, it wasn't. Sunday, Jeff doesn't have it. No way. How's he watching Mandalorian? Somebody else has it. Oh I got you I have a TV show that oh you want to do the ad will do the ad?

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Yeah, so I started watching Super Anna Lois on the CW. The new, yeah, I have avoided all those CW superhero shows because I just, you know, I know what comes with them. I know it's the dramatic and the longs. It's like so long, right? Yeah, I'm not into it. I know people are and I'm not able to look down on them, but it's just not my deal, you know what I mean? But Superman, I'll give a shot no matter what.

And man, I think they are, they're doing a good job with the character, Superman Walt, like he, I think you should, I think you should give it a shot because this version of Superman, I think is a Superman, you'll really, really like. I don't even know what you're talking about. There's a new, lowest in Clark TV show. Well, it's called Superman and Lois.

And it's Superman and Lois move back to Smallville and... Is he in Kane involved? No, it's a new Superman. It's a new Superman. Oh, okay. And he has two teenage sons who don't know he's Superman. And but the version of Superman Walt, every time I watch it,

there's been four episodes so far. I think I gotta tell Walt about this because like it is classic fucking Superman. Like he's getting the costume. He gets in the costume. Yeah, a bunch. There's a bunch of there's a bunch of fighting every episode, but he, he is the Superman we remember.

Like one we caught Clark is nerdy and and overly. Not to King. I've never watched I never watched a lowest in Superman. Clark is nerdy and overly not team came. I never watched, I never watched Lois and Superman. I only saw a few episodes and I was like, he's like, yeah, he's kind of been, like trying to erase team came from history as being playing Superman because. I wonder why.

Oh, are they really? Yeah, I mean, I'm trying to take it from him just because, you know, he's a little right wing. So they're trying to like, you know, say like he was never really Superman'm trying to take it from him just because you know, he's he's a little right wing So they're so they're trying to like you know say like he was never really Superman trying to rewrite history Well, I would say he's conservative, right? Maybe not right like when we're in wing as a bad kind of I mean yeah conservative, but I got I don't want to I don't want to sidetrack you know On this version of Superman, which has nothing to do with Dean Kane No, nothing to do with Dean Kane unfortunately now

I think you like your wall. I think you like it, Walt. I think you won't like, the lowest lane stuff is like, like they're cramming at it. She's great as low as lane, but like her storyline where you're like, it's like justice for society. I'm like, all right, we got it already. Can I just like every moment that she's snooping around smallville is a moment that Superman man's not punching someone you know

No, so there's that but he is like nerdy and overly good natured dude It's like it is a suit man. You haven't seen in a while Okay, I think you like it No, it's Like like he they like they give him something to hold they give Clark Kent something to hold and like he drops it Because it's too heavy and everybody makes fun of them like shit like that's going on again That's what I mean. It's it's it's old school Christopher Reeve I say it just goes

Flashes of Christopher Reeve are dancing through my head Exactly he's like a nerdy dad and like he makes dad. He's exactly how you want Superman to me Oh, okay, they haven't given a lot of He's already dad and like he makes dad. It's exactly how you want Superman to be. It's cool. They haven't given a lot of PR to this. Have they a lot of ads or anything? I don't even know this exists. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.

I just picked up on it and I just started watching it. And there's some teenage drama. You got to follow those kids at school. But the kids are really good. Like they're fun to watch. I think everybody in the show is doing a really good job. Oh, okay. And I can watch this for free, huh? Yeah.

Okay. I'm going to check it out. Yeah, I thought you would dig it. I kept meaning to tell you, and I just never got around to it because of my brain's been imploding. But yeah, it's been really good. How deep into it is the show? Oh, it's only four episodes.

So it's four episodes. Yeah, it might even only be three. It might only be three. It's, I think you'll like it. Yeah. Cool. And did you watch WandaVision? Did you finish WandaVision? Yeah, I watched it all the way through. I'm done with it. What'd you think in the end? What do you think in the end? I felt it was an unsatisfying resolution. I mean, you know, just an unsatisfying last episode. I really was kind of just like, hmm. Rehorny for the rest. I liked I liked it everything up until the last episode, let me the last two episodes. I just felt like it just wasn't, wasn't wrapped up, and, you

know, neatly enough for me. And I just, yeah, kind of, it kind of like was an unsatisfying ending for me. What about you? Uh, yeah, I think I have the exact same feelings here. I, something happened, I started agreeing with the guy who's supposed to be the bad guy. Oh yeah, like why was he the villain? Why the fuck is he the bad guy? Everything he did was correct. It was like why are, why is he,

I was like, why is he getting arrested? He's right. Somebody tell me what he did wrong. And people like he shot a kid's. And I'm like, they're not kids. They're fucking imaginary creatures that she made up that have superpowers that are threatening his soldiers. Like Wanda had guns pointed at his fucking face

and told them to go away. She took over a town and tortured kids. I'm like, why is he the bad guy? And that Monica, the photon? I'm like, why is he the bad guy? And that Monica, the photon? Yeah. I'm like, she fucking sucks too. I'm like, she's sitting there like, excusing everything that that one that does. In the end, she's like, I would have done the same thing. And I was like, really? What are you? What are you? What are taking over our whole town and tortured children and adults and fucking I was like, it's so weird that everybody is

seeing him as the bad guy and her as the good guy. Well, it's almost like one of those moral amirers. You know, what do you see back when you, after you watch it? You know, there's a large segment that doesn't see anything that does see the guy who was like, I'm going to take down Wanda for what she did as the bad guy and there's another segment that doesn't see a bad guy and that guy. Yeah, and people are like, well, he's bad because he didn't respect the vision's last wishes about not being a weapon. And I was like, look, this motherfucker, he lives in a universe where aliens attack and some maniac snaps out half of the universe in existence.

And all this crazy shit that go this God's thores running around. I was like, and like, so he has a chance to protect us, but he shouldn't because he's got to respect the wishes of a man-shaped fucking computer. I'm like, who gives a shit? Like, I don't care, vision was alive. Take them offline and use them as a weapon. I don't give a fuck about him.

I was like, he's like, I look, everybody's gone insane. Everybody's lost their mind. He's using vision's body as a weapon who good Good so the next time a space maniac wants to take over planet earth We might have a defense but I'm not cuz cuz want to sad about it. Oh Like fuck off and then they're like yeah, but Monica, but yeah, but but Monica He he tried to arrest Monica I'm like oh you mean the woman that disappeared for five years came back out of nowhere came back to work for four weeks

Disobaid every order then gained superpowers and used them against them. Oh, did he have a problem with her? It's like fuck off fuck everybody man fuck all you You know what dude I want to tell you this. The last episode of iBi Comics there is a big push by the listening community of ours to rename iBi Comics into the gatekeepers. Really? And that rant right there tells me that they are right on target. I think they're, I love that rant. Yeah, but he's my point. He's a great point. This is my point. This is my point though.

I'm not a gatekeeper because I watch the same TV show as everybody else. And the writers set up that situation. They intended us to be having these conversations. I'm not gatekeeping. Like, everybody should be gatekeeping, like, like everybody should be free to have their opinion. But if your opinion is that wand is a good guy,

you're a fucking maniac. You're a fucking maniac. And if she had taken you a family or God forbid you under her spell and tortured you, like, I don't think you would think that Heywood was a bad guy. I just don't. I'm sorry, I don't. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Nothing more deserving of a girl. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you, everyone. Yes. I know I'm a bad guy for, you know, taking the side of the law. making the side of the law. Yeah. Yeah. Before we go, can I announce something? Please. Looking at May 2nd, for the very first ever Tom Steve Dave Day celebration in TSD town. Fuck, yeah, man.

May 2nd. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I was really trying to go from May 5th May 5th is a Wednesday which would have been 5.5 Well, I guess you know whose day it is Well, that's the beauty though of of Sinco TSD mile

No, the sense in Sinco TSD mile No, I thought you were like that's why it could have been 55. What is that like the four-stay or something? No, it's free. No, I wanted it to be 55 because it's Frank 5 Day. Oh, it's going to be Frank 5 Day. Yeah, Frank 5 Day. I want to exist.

It was the fifth month. It would have been awesome to try to do it on the fifth, but that's a Wednesday. I think it might be hard to get. Might be in our best interest to let the five go. Yeah, to move it to the second, which is a Sunday. And the first 55 people are gonna get free buttons That's fucking awesome. I don't know if we have 55 people to come down and meet Frank five at that the general store

The TSD general store at 65 Broad Street. Oh, he's doing an appearance Frank. Yeah, yeah signing all day. I don't know what he's signing Whatever you give him. Yeah. Well, it's gonna set up a toilet right next to him in case Miss Madi Are there any go ahead? Are there any rules in the stash for how many people could be in it once? Yeah, I'm definitely gonna have to make sure that only You know our little room probably only three people at a time. It's not 55 in there at once. Yeah our little room probably only three people at a time. It's not 55 in there at once. Yeah, but it's gonna be a little mini celebration

for one of the OG members of the TSD town community. He was there not at the beginning, but pretty close. Don't you like, it's weird. Like when we first met Frank V, you could have never predicted how much you would have liked him. No. How much, how integral he'd become how much you want to spend time with him when he's here. Yeah. Yeah. Good dude. Nice guy. And so on that day, Q. I set it up. Get him will be there. Sunday, Jeff will be there

because it's a Sunday. Sure. Brian is going to pop in. I'll be there. I don't know if you can make it, but'm sure if you can you'll you'll be there Yeah, absolutely and so it'll be like a chance for you know if you want to come down and Meet Frank five. I'm sure Mrs. Five is coming to if she's if she's regained her strength She'll be that's how long two months from now A bit of major concern. She actually I'm not a mind jug in mind, Jaguayla, that she's definitely recovered. She only, it was two days of, you know, like, toilet duty.

So, yeah, she's 100% better. And I have a good feeling she will be there as well. On May 2nd Sunday, there's going to be balloons thinking about hiring a clown. All right. You know, I don't know what he will do with the clown. Who's that for? There you go.

I don't know. We'll try to make it worth everybody who comes out. I don't think I know who will call from people who listen are from all over the world. So I'm not sure how many people are going to be able to make it down. But I mean, we're like 55 people is what we're hoping for. People have asked me personally how far in advance that we would know about this kind of stuff because they want to come. That's why I thought I'm not talking about people from like down the street.

Like across the country. We're going to have balloons with the number five on them. I looked into like pre-printed balloons with Frank's face. We're drawn on them. Just writing five. We're just gonna write a number five on the balloons because it's way too expensive to get. It's like $50 of balloon basically. No, not that one. It's crazy. It ain't worth it. We could just write the number five on a sharpie on it Basically, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, We're in line we'll get a little Frank five button. I figured well every time we do one We'll start a button club. Oh Like Disney Right people love that shit those are sought after and trade it and right ours will be more popular than Disney's I but I think that's so yeah, or least more sure. I'll be in lesser quantities. That's for sure

55 button 55 is very rare All right, but that's it. That's all I got. But I don't know if we're actually doing anything special other than just hanging out. Hanging out with five. But I mean, what's better than just fucking hanging out, shooting the shit, saying hello.

Yeah. You know, I think it doesn't have to be a whole big thing. Right. No shucking in, Jyvin. Don't worry about that. No, I can't imagine that I won't be there for at least part of it. It sounds like fun, yeah. Oh, wait a minute. I can't imagine that I won't be there for at least part of it.

It sounds like fun, yeah. Wait a minute, so I told Frankie definitely has to shut in, okay, why was talking about Q? Okay, yeah, Frank five better be fucking get those dancing shoes on. He's not important enough. Tell him, Steve, they're sure why. Tell him, Steve, they're like, let's like you off the hook.

Tell him, Steve, they're sure why. Tell him, Steve, they're... Let's like you off the hook.