Tell Em Steve-Dave - #475: King Thong

Episode Date: March 28, 2021

This week they talk about camping, Three’s Company, shrimp tails and whale tails.

I'm my father and I shared a bedroom. Who's happy for fish day? Can we talk? Hello, Steve Dave. Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tellum Steve Dave. I look around the table here Walt and I see no BQ No BQ he's off Fucking jet setting right jet setting. He's getting some some R and R Much needed I guess I mean he's had COVID for months on it. So I guess he must be feeling better

for he's a he must be. Plot of vacation. Yeah, because it's not like he traveled down the Florida. He went out of the country. Mm-hmm. Oh, he did he. Yeah. I was in California.

No, no, he went to, well, this is what he told me anyway. Well, I don't know. I don't know why I assumed it. I could be wrong. You mean, you're probably right. I told you. But instead of Q, you need two people to make up for Q. So we got to get them. Addy all. Make a noise. Of course. He's on a podcast and there's a story. And everybody loves Sunday Jeff.

So Sunday Jeff, you could be the the Joan Rivers of, you know, how Joan Rivers became the permanent replacement for... Can we talk? Okay. Wow, Joan Rivers. A joke. I guess that. Is there anything that's not here in the book? As you, as those listening who are old enough to remember,

Joan Rivers was announced as the permanent sit-in for Johnny Carson, you know Sunday Jeff you may have become you know Tom Steve Dave's Joan Rivers. Did yourself some plastic surgery? He hosting the Grammys and I was gonna see Grammys or she do the Oscars. I don't know I'm not sure which one or what I do know is that she got her own show and Johnny got pissed. Oh, that's right. She didn't tell him. That was the thing. I think it was yeah a surprise. Like, hey, guess what? Now, I'm your competition on Fox. It wasn't she on Fox? I don't recall. It probably was Fox or maybe he was before Arsenio. I don't remember, but didn't last very long. No, well, the next guy that took over was pretty good.

He had a long tenure. He's had to come out though and apologize for a lot of things he said during that tenure on the tonight show. So I'm hoping that we'll never have to, you'll never have to do that, you know, at a later future date. I'll never apologize for anything that Sunday may have said. I guess if Fox never seemed to be able to put forth a late night talk show that competed with the big three Chevy Chase. Magic Johnson. That's what we do. I just like to Chevy Chase. I remember watching the Chevy Chase show, but yeah, it didn't seem to last.

You remember watching it. Yeah. You watched it live on YouTube now watch it live, honey. I mean, yeah. I'm on YouTube. No, I watch it live on the little TV in our bedroom, at the department. Who's our bedroom? My father and I shared a bedroom.

For... Okay. It was a wonderful apartment. Just when you're like, there couldn't be any more revelations. Not a better... How old were you? At a certain age, I moved in...

32, not. I sold? Nights late around 13 or 14, I moved out into the living room and I would sleep on the floor in the living room. Remember Willy Wonka, the way I was slept in a one-foot convention? Yeah. Well, grandparents. What are you trying to do?

It was separate beds, but it was the same bedroom. No, well, Abby and, yeah, I would have assumed that. I didn't think you need clarification on that it was separate beds. I did, I would have assumed that I didn't think you need clarification I did I was lavering So I finally made you say like I'm a big boy. I'm going out in the living room to sleep on the floor I thought it snored horribly So it would be I would like like go up and like squeeze his nose and stuff like that Try to stop for storing just as Try to stop restoring just as no very shit

Why does that go over? Wait, wait, wait, your father wakes up to He only eats one squeezing his nose You don't wake up, it cuts off your off, he cuts off your oxygen so you just need to I can't learn it from you mom I'm glad all you guys are here because this is also the cast of Patreons the all-new Sunday Jeff show Minus Tom and I had a had an idea I wanted to pitch All right, let's hear it Sunday campers we go on an overnight camping trip And I know you're the wild card in this one. Yeah, I think we're all wild cards. I think I think

I think that's that would be awesome. I got my How much fun would that be? I got my reality it got my reality hits and we really are there all night. Yeah, like I think I like Yeah, and I haven't happened. Yeah, it's okay. It's the last time you were really camping like what like I'm assuming what you're Proposing is old school tents on dirt. Mm-hmm. No log cabin. No, no fish in we could go for worries log cabin no no fishing we could go baryze but i don't know and and maybe trying to a bag of rabbit or two uh for rabbits do well i think we could really make prepackage food now if you get a wood being charged of catching the rabbit's

uh last time i went camping we'd probably be like 96 somewhere in there camping or glamping camping with the next girl for now camping me glamping is with the next girl for now Camping me glamping is like you like in a cabin you bring like a generator with you So you have like music and people look down their nose Well then we'd have to rent an RV, but yeah, this would just be regular camping you bring food cook it You know cook some burgers maybe I am a hundred percent up for it. You bring food, cook it, cook some burgers, maybe. I am 100% up for it. Yeah?

I would do it. I don't think we have to stay the night, though. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I think we can pretend. We'll do it again. I'm just turned down the brightness. But yeah, I would do that. I mean, I'm susceptible to a lot of natures.

That was my concern. Insects? Natural defenses. I'm a little I'm susceptible to a lot of natures. That was my concern sex natural defenses Yeah, I'm like insects poison ivy anything poison Again, I'm I'm sure you could get a good mosquito net for them right? Yeah, probably could I know my hammock tent has a bolt to mosquito net so hammock tent yeah, how often do you use that I've used it like twice? Yeah, I probably could. I know my hammock tent has a built a mosquito net so hammock tent. Yeah, how often do you use that? I've used it like twice. Yeah. Yeah. Did you ever use it with somebody beside your father? It's one person tent. So yeah. Oh, the hammock. Where are you talking about hammock tent? It's a hammock tent. It's a hammock and it's a tent. It's all it's a common. So have you ever been in and laid with somebody else in hammock?

In a hammock? A big hammock. Yeah all it's a common so have you ever been in and laid with somebody else in hammock in a hammock a big hammock Yeah, it's difficult. I would imagine right the depending on the size of the guys got to move in unison One wrong move can propel you yeah, yeah, you'll flip over you'll be on the ground. Well, you want to look at the island What have you ever been camping so nature I have yeah both both kinds with a Lamping and can can and and on the dirt when's the last time you were on the dirt Actually wasn't that long was when I was in Canada probably about 10 years ago. That's a tough head Yeah, I heard you were in okay in the in the deepest darkest woods of Canada and some fucking Forest hillbilly fucking stuck his head

out of the fucking bushes and actually knew who you were is that correct yeah I guess I ever one of those huge and was a lake Ontario or whatever There was one of the bigger lakes I really don't remember but it was when we were up there and they were walking down to go to the lake and the guy just stopped me It's like so even in Canada How much enjoyment do you get out of that like that little like that Sunday Jeff is recognition in the middle of the Fuckin' This I mean in my mind I thought it was about deliverance episode was about to happen in... Thank God that he recognized you were Sunday. Jeff had been fucking do anything, you know, Ned Bady, if you could.

I was about to make him pray. I gotta respect this man. He made me no Ned Bady. He's not for your appearances on Tellm Steve Dave. You know, you know. I was, you know, why? I said you school for me. But I'm gonna make it happen. I will set up a camping trip for us. And overnight camping trip. I like it.

Well, no, we'll see just for the day. We'll see. Well, get a more be our key guy because he'll have to be the one to set you up. Well, I mean, I set it up where we can go. And I mean, I guess we can go anywhere, right? Yeah, I guess. Well, there's like cheesequake. That's pretty close. A layer background. Well, is guess we can go anywhere, right? Yeah, I guess well, there's like cheesequake,

that's pretty close. A layer. Well, is that really camping though? Where you see families, throwing frisbees and... Why do you want to go deep woods, do I go Ozarks? Okay. Maybe like a Boy Scout camp, something like that.

No. What do you think? I'm pretty my handling. It's not like that. It's not like a boy scout camp. Banana havoc. Where did I hear that from? What was that from?

Where were we just talking about? My ex is Twitter handle. Oh. She was putting that up. Did you ever ask her what that meant? I think it's refers to like underwear, like some guys where they call the banana hammock. Yeah, but did you ever ask for why that was our handle? No, I don't remember.

You're curious, maybe there was more CD. Hoping, yeah, like is it a fetish or something? How do you not know? It was not. No. You tried it? No, I don't want to wear those things. What kind of bathing suit do you have?

Abius is really more short. Yeah, yeah. I would't want to, I don't want to wear those things. What kind of bailings do you have? This is really more short-term. Yeah, yeah. I would not want to see that at all. I think I own like one song in my lifetime. You've owned one? Yeah. What'd you do with it? I picked it up. It was like on clearance at Target. And I was just like, you know what? Let me try. This is...

Got lost in the crack. Get him in a phone. No, this is during my weight loss journey. Oh, fuck, not hanging out in your pong. No, this is during my weight loss journey, so... Fuck, not hanging out in the sky. I don't care if it's 99% off. What possesses you would be like, you know, I'm gonna try this. I was losing weight, now Mike, I'm trying to...

I'm gonna try to lose your penny lines on your jeans. I mean, what would be the love of jeans? It's trying to change your nails. Well, for the longest time, I was always tidy whiteies and then I tried boxers and I was like wow, they're changed your life. Yeah, and then you're like maybe I can happen again. Like, and you strike twice. So it did not work out that way though.

The, um, but the horror of like bending down and somebody like your thong popping out, it's like it's different. Like nobody wants to see like Plummer's crack. People don't care that much about Get them's whale tail I don't know people would be into it. So how many times did you wear it? I Need a soul haven't probably it's probably salt the farm somewhere and like in a draw Do that you know how much money that could fetch right now In the case draw to that you know how much money that could fetch right now That's not what I have to fetch right off. We all signed it

Yeah, we can put it be hot wait at least let's at least put it in a frame and hang it And then they ran an execute hero over there for two now and then there's studio But that could be framed now we need new like props and new pieces of memorabilia for to get people to come down here And I think the get them thong on display would bring in like like king Tutt level of memorabilia to get people to come down here. And I think the Gidem Thong on display would bring in like King Tutt level of viewers from the 70s. Next time I go to the farm, I will look for it. Okay. The color was it.

I once he blew maybe. This is years ago. Like you know. I much like you Gidem. I got tired of Teddy Whitey's. I'm like, all right, I, I, I got tired of tidy white. He said, I'm like, all right, I'm gonna go to boxers, but then I went to like cotton boxers. It was kind of the same thing. Now I'm on the boxer briefs because of, um, we get them from, um, meandies.

Right. But there was no part of me that was like, how maybe I'll go thong? Like, I'd probably wear nothing prior to wearing a thong. Yeah, there would be no advantage. I, I think it would like, like, like for, like for a time, I tried those like, you know, those below the ankle socks. Yeah, there would be no advantage. I think for a time I tried those below the ankle socks. Oh, the no show? Yeah, and I was just like, yeah, it didn't work. But what did you think was going to be the benefits of it?

I didn't know. It was on sale for $1. Well, it's only reason that girls wear them is so they don't have panty lines. I believe so, yeah. So yeah, unless you're really overly don't have panty lines. I believe so yeah. So yeah, unless you're like really really overly concerned with your panty lines. I I should have to. I'm sorry somebody. Campus, those thick-ass campus fucking pants that you wear. Yeah, but I was just like I said these are on sale. Let me go pick them up. Let me try them out and see what it's like.

How many times how long did how long did you try it for? I think like I said one or two times yeah, they didn't stick in the rotation Yes, yes, thank God your dad finds First to be hopeful and then he would be shattered My father does a do laundry he always brings it to the place and has it like done for him. Yeah. So. Now did any girls see in it? I don't.

It's not like I was. I think I was. I had broken up the. My. For the blind. With banana having a girl. He said to be on clearance in the girl section. I guess they don't make men's thongs.

Yeah. Yeah. They do. Yeah. I've never seen a hard story. Yes. I mean, they make, they make quote men's thongs. I quote. I mean, I can't remember exactly what they're called,

but yeah, it's, it's, I've never seen them for sale like in Target or something. No, I would think if you're going to buy something like that it would be on Amazon or on an Eve. Right, yeah. Something like that, are you going to search'm an Eve. Right, yeah. Something like that. Are you going to search for some? Yeah, for some size.

So did you have to find the perfect size? Because if it's too, you know, a size? Yeah, not the right size. It's a total fucking train rack, right? I just wanted for the size that I was comfort, that I was wearing. Chili, chili.

Don't get preoccupied looking for it. Yeah. You're on a pilot. Here it is. What is your real size? I target target. Target.com. Men's thought.

Yeah. Bekeany underwear. Wow. He's not lying string bikini six pack. Wow. Wow. I think it's in store. It's 2021.

I guess. That's hate to me by heinus. But this is like a single. I thought maybe it might show, you know, it just might accentuate things. So did you, or this would be a time when you were like, did you spend like a whole morning like walking around calling wood?

A flea market. Just pumped out. You're fucking nuts. You're so long. I mean, this was kind of before the flea market era. So that was kind of like I had hit a, things that kind of went bad and started going to satisfy some urge inside me, to fill some empty hole.

Did you feel different when you were wearing it around? Again, I really don't remember. It was like 10 plus years ago. I'm a voice remember. It was like 10 plus years ago. The voice was higher. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know you're a guy who pays attention to the internet. Yes.

So surely you have heard of Cinnamon Toast Crunch Guy. Yes. Are you guys familiar with Cinnamon Toast Crunch Guy? I told you about it. I told you he was on Smodco. He was. Yeah, Jensen. He used to be on Smodco a long ago. So this this guy we know, Jensen Carp, he was a rapper when he was younger and he went under

the name Hot Carl. I don't think he wraps anymore. He found shrimp tails in his box of cinnamon toast crunch. I'll show you right there, Sunday. That's what he found in his cinnamon toast crunch and Then he went on to look a little more and he said he found rat shit Basically, so there's a shrimp tails in this end and you can see they're covered with like cinnamon sugar or whatever and then he found this Which is like rat shit baked into the the squares This is after having eaten a bowl already. This is what he found. This is the same box supposedly same box

Yeah, he said he also found some string in it Like it was a it was one of those family pack boxes that has two different bags in it. Okay, so Because I know one of the bags had a packing tape on it for some reason So it says here that... Telltale sign that that's not normal. Yeah. I would never ever buy something that was retaped, especially food. Like the bag itself.

The bag itself. That's even worse. I would have thrown in the garbage. I think I said that, that was the second bag. That was the second bag. So I guess it's... How the shrimp tells God in there and got sugared who knows. I said that that was the second back. That was the second I get. That was the second I get. That was the second I get. That was the second I get. That was the second I get. That was the second I get.

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That was the second I get. That was the second I get. That was the second I get. That was the second I get. That was the second I get. That was the second I get. and so yeah like hey we'll send you a new box and he's like I don't want to do but because it is it's like it's beyond gross it's like if you're if you're MC I'm MC hot carl MC shrimp shrimp man I don't know I don't know like I don't want to buy do you can your silence be bought fuck you oh of course it could no that's a real question. I thought you were going to ask me something else. Yeah, my silence could be bought easily. It's just weird because you're like, how did shrimp tails get into this cereal factory? You know, the

general meals must make must bring in shrimp for something that they, yeah, but I don't think it's in their in their cereal factories. don't think they must make more their factories than just cereal. I don't think they'll see food though I would think a sea of cereal factory just makes box cereal being boxed up. They're doing multiple This factory is doing multiple lines of Shrimp you would more than likely guess would have to be refrigerated so it would have to be a refrigerator plant Which is not something you would normally keep cereal in cereal doesn't have to be refrigerated. So it would have to be refrigerated plant, which is not something you would normally keep cereal in. Serial doesn't have to be refrigerated. So poking holes and MC Chris's.

I'm just saying is I don't, it seems weird that they would come from general mills. Like I'm not saying it wasn't tampered with, but I would say it doesn't seem like it would take to be tampered with. Yeah, the bag was fine though. No, the other bag it seemed it was taped shut. Yeah, and that's why I think they,

you said they found like string and stuff and summer Yeah, the weird thing is that the shrimp tells do have sugar on them and the general mills tried to tell them that it was just Clumped sugar, but it is like I'm on a summer to call what is this thing and sometimes people post stuff that like they find like in their zero Like chip bags and stuff and a lot of times it's like the the seasoning sometimes clumps together and like breaks loose right I mean I know that but these are so clearly shrimp yeah that's not down about it where's the shrimp that's all I know yeah but I can understand how they got sugar on them because if they were a little even just a little bit moist that sugar would you know would stick to it as it was being shaken around in the bag

hmm if general mills is insurance company to do a little bit of investigation about this, I would, you are the guy I would want on the case. Because I remember, do you guys remember the Wendy's chili thing? Lady found a finger in her chili. And it turned out it was, they got the finger from someone who got their finger cut off at work from a friend of the lady's husband. And they stuck it in their children. So it was a planted. Yes, it was planted.

What about the penis though in the soup? Remember that one? That was a couple years ago, too. Remember she was eating it and it was a real penis. I don't know if it was a real penis. Where you find like a chicken head in your sandwich at Wendy's or something. Yeah, that one is. But see that I can understand like a chicken head in a chicken sandwich.

It makes sense. Yeah, yeah. It's deep fried chicken head. But like finding like a chicken head and a chicken sandwich which makes sense. I like that too. Yeah, yeah. It's a big fried chicken head. But like finding like a fish head in a burger, that's that'd be strange. You see, don't picture those two factories being anywhere close to each other. Yeah, there was a spade of like, I guess it was in the 80s. It's like, oh, I found a hypodermic needle in my Pepsi can.

You know, like that kind of shit. Yeah, that would really, really fuck with me. It would make it would really, really scare me off ever eating. Well, you couldn't, you couldn't ever eat cinamintos crunchy, right? Yeah, but I mean, anything, like even the, even any of the things you mentioned would really, really harm me mentally

that I would be very reluctant to ever try anything. You know, I would be eating, I don't even know what I would be so affected emotionally that it would be very difficult for me to like get over that I've ever seen Was walking in a KFC and I saw a dead baby bird on the sidewalk and I couldn't go inside because even I knew I had nothing to do at KFC. Right. That was just like, oh my god. Oh, about to eat a bird. Yeah. So I left. I came out and was gone.

You can empathize with people's two companies because it's okay. Oh, fuck yeah. Okay. Yeah, emotionally and mental distress. Yeah. What if you had a seafood allergy? That's what everybody was saying. It's like, that's the big problem here.

Yeah, that's something that I'm going to see for. What would happen? I have a seafood allergy. No, some people get really, really sick. It's like, my stomach turns. Yeah, my's something that I'm gonna have to see for. What happened? I have a seafood out. No, some people get really, really sick. It's like, yeah, my stomach hurts. I can't smell seafood at all. I think there's a lot of things that you can't see. I think there's a seafood.

Not telling you I have a real adverse reaction to it. Like my head spins. My stomach gets all like all nauseous. Just my back sweats. Just smelling it. Just smelling seafood. Really? Yeah, sometimes raw fish can be pretty, uh, pretty crunchy.

Yeah. I'll go so far as to say I don't like favor the smell, but nothing like that happens to me. You're just like, ugh. You just walk by the fish market and start throwing up. My wife said my face will just turn a totally different color. Like some sort of weird color that shouldn't be the color of flesh. Like a greenish pale.

And that's just if like if I drive by a red lobster. Well I'm driving, like for a couple seconds, like my whole body just transforms, it's just definitely you. Hold your breath for a minute. When we were in school I would see him like that on Friday nights. Sometimes I knew we got into some bad pussy. I mean at school, when alternating Fridays, where it was either pizza or the next Friday was fish. Oh my god, it was all I could do. Who's happy for fish day?

Keep it together, man, when theydden out that fucking garbage that was like square fish pass yeah yeah yeah fish stick guy huh was it a fish stick kid here you go meet some fish my mother's go to when I was young Mrs. Paul's hand sticks and like when I knew that was for dinner

I was like fuck I would rather not eat I remember this this is this is what kind of dad I am though when I when I first had my first kid on Mondays, I remember I was also all so many Mondays with you So on Monday Sunday Jeff would work at the stash so I could spend time at home and My wife had to go to work so I had to watch Caitlin very young at this point and my wife told me left me notes for that

Monday that I had to make her fish sticks because she loves fish sticks And I was just like okay, I mean I know I know that I'm not I'm not I can do it. It's my kid, you know, you know, I'm a dad now. I got I got to like overcome these things I remember opening the box and Reeling and thinking that like oh my god I'm gonna pass out I'm gonna pass out some oil in here like I'm gonna be here if I pass out don't be watching her

so I'm like names what are taking care of you because you passed the guzz of fish fix It was brutal like the box. I did not expect it I thought they were frozen it wouldn't have like a terrible odor I thought I'd be dealing with it. I know what or once they were in the oven heated up But you know I powered through it and I was able to deliver fish sticks and high-sea boxed high-sea That's how I see through the other room That's a lot of stuff. It's that last through the other room. Don't do it there!

Yeah, it was outside. That was outside screaming at her. What do you do? Tell Daddy when you're done, so he can come in. Do not choke! Bubble's bad. You don't even even read about the Tarnish, so I said it. Thank God she grew out of that phase where she was at the fish. Oh, nobody eats fish.

No, nobody eats fish. Nobody eats fish. No way. Yeah, nobody eats fish on my house, except for shrimp and lobster and crab. Bottom dwelling crustacean. I like to Loppa. You'd like to pre-made patties. It was really nice to see food, right?

I don't really go to a steakhouse one day and you fucking ordered like fucking multiple dishes of fish. I go to a fish. Who knows? Sour fish. Seafood tower. Hatic. I don't know if it of fish. I have fish. Two more. Sour fish. Seafood tower.

Hattick. They don't have fish. It reminds me of that Goldberg episode, when they go to beach and take Charlie's. Barry is like, I think I'm going to get the fish. Everybody's like, no, rats, beef, like Charlie's, you got a steak. He's like, nope, I'm going to get the steak. Somebody went to a steakhouse, didn't even like the steak.

Right? He's like in Sizzler, and Denny's wherever it was. Yeah, they took off mid-meal. It's like, what is this one like? It's got arms. It'll collect that when they uncovered that in the thing. We just took the white one off. So this is not General Mills first shrimp rodeo. In 2011, the company sued a Michigan blueberry

packer after shipment, which was intended for future use and blueberry scones, was found to be contaminated with pieces of shrimp. Weird. But Jensen says his... This is not a viral hoax, it's true. But then I found out Sunday Jeff that he was milkshake ducked. Now, are you aware of what this is? No.

All right, we're all going to learn something because I was not aware of this term until today. You may have seen the term milkshake duck thrown around on Twitter Monday, particularly in relation to the announcement of a new video game, and you're wondering what it is, blah, blah, blah. Basically, what it is, let me see if I can just find the, OK, urban dictionary. So someone who gains sudden fame for something

nice and positive only soon to be revealed as a deeply flawed character with terrible opinions suit. I can just find the okay urban dictionary. So someone who gained sudden fame for something nice and positive only soon to be revealed as a deeply flawed character with terrible opinions and or a shady past often including corrosive social political ideologies which quickly tarnishes their fame and the goodwill people momentarily had towards it. Wait a minute. So this guy got fame because of uh well it went viral. I don't think the I don't think people look wow now he's famous. Well he did you ever watch Boy Meets World? His wife is famous. Yeah his wife is Topanga. Whoa yeah. So as part of his notoriety he's said he's Topanga's husband. Topanga. Yeah. Topanga. It's like I don't know if I'm

thinking of the same thing. She was like... She was Corey Matthews' love interest in Boy Meets World. Okay, maybe I don't know what you guys are talking about then. So milkshake duck comes from a tweets where somebody pixelated boat. He made it up. The whole internet loves milkshake duck. Lovely duck that drinks milkshakes. Five seconds later, we agreed to inform you that the duck is racist.

You're okay. So basically, yeah, it's about any... So he got some internet fame for a couple seconds. Boba. But then it's been now, he's been... now it's been a double-edged sword because now it turns out people don't like him. The turns out, well, there had been some complaints about him. I think it's like, now the light is shown on you. And everything you've ever posted.

In the air. So people in General Mills was probably, let's go through his all his past tweets and let's destroy him. No, I think it's more than a deal. There was more girlfriends. I think it's, yeah. General Mills has an ulterior motive. No, I think it's more that the internet is just horrible, horrible place and that's what

people like to do. They want to take somebody down a notch for being... For famous. He's not famous, though. They don't care. They want to be viral, so they want to take this person down a notch so that they can be viral in... For a second.

For pointing it out. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So what happened was I guess several people came out against Jensen, a girlfriend who says that he was okay. What you may not know about the man behind the viral post is that he's a manipulative gas lighting narcissistic ex-boyfriend who once told me he was surprised I hadn't killed myself because my life was so worthless. What is gas-lating? I hear that term a lot. I don't understand what that means. You try to get people to believe something that isn't true by like slowly persuading. So are you lying? You're lying. Yeah.

It's just a simple, I guess the more... But you're making them feel crazy and questioning what they know because of which... Like if you told someone your It's just a simple I missed the more but you're making them feel crazy and questioning Yes, what they know because of which like if you told somebody your birthday was a different date than it was and Got people to play along that be like just gaslighting Okay, right like if you told me your birthday was October 13th, and I'll be close That's a 23rd and you're like what are you talking about and I'm the kind of person. I'd be like I don't know I'm losing my memory And I'm the kind of person I'd be like, I don't know, I'm losing my memory. You're just refreshing, you're still official all the time?

I'm your kid. You love them. Former co-workers are also speaking out against him. They say he's a marketing professional and someone who's lied to their face. They said that he stole, podcaster and comedian Joe Collins says that carp has stolen intellectual property. So I guess he, they say that he stole a segment off of a podcast.

So we're a lot of people are saying is let's not be quick to believe everything we see here. General Mills may be able to prove that he was lying or we'll look at the pro-talk. I think it's more that it's like they don't like seeing him being a media darling for the moment. Like people like, oh, poor cinnamon toast crunch guy. People like, no, no, no, he's an asshole.

But I mean, how long can that really last before people move on? Oh, yeah, it's like for two days later, yeah. It's like, are people that angry that they can't give a to have given his like two seconds of like, I mean, the guy? Yes, yes it's like our people that angry that they can't like give it to him Give him his like two seconds of like I mean the guy. Yes. Yes, we can Yeah, it's you don't know till they go. We'll just see about that To talk I mean this is probably that the height of his Highlight of his life probably well, I mean, it actually married to T'Bonger, right? actually married to Tobongo, right? Tobongo, yeah.

Um, did you remember that guy? Um, he was famous for asking a question during like one of the debates. John Bone. Yeah, like Richard or something. Ken Bond. Ken, yeah. And then people went and looked at his like Reddit history and some of the subreddancy posted to, which were like porn sites.

And so I think that's kind of like a milkshake. People turned on. Yeah, yeah. It has Cavish in any statements because he was on the network, right? I don't think so. I'd be pretty surprised if Kevin got into it. Why? Yeah.

Because what does he stand to gain? Well, I mean, before, well, I thought maybe he issued a statement before the milkshake shaking incident. Oh, like, oh, like, hey, Jensen, we're with you. We're here. So maybe some sort of solidarity or, like, you know, or, like, maybe, like, hey, Jensen, we're with you. We're here. So like maybe some sort of solidarity or like, you know, or like maybe like, like, if I can finger at general mills be like, this is wrong. I don't think so. Not that I saw. I can see where it's coming from. Like when like someone gets accused of

something and people come out and say, hey, this person is, I've known this person for years, you should trust them, Tyguil. Now notable examples of milkshake ducks. Well, being dad is person being dad, but I don't know, but wasn't being dad an asshole from the beginning? No, I had no problem with what he did. It was like a thought exercise. I'm not a talker. Being dad was a guy who was a prepper. I think he like a thought exercise. Right. I'm not a talk ham.

Being dad was, was a guy, he was a prepper. I think he was a prepper. But his daughter came in and was hungry and she was like, I want a can of beans. So he gave her a can opener and a can of beans and asked her to open the can of beans. And she couldn't figure out how to do it. She was like nine, right?

Yeah. So he was getting her to try, you didn't starve or anything, he eventually fed her, but he was trying to get her to figure out, use her brain to figure out how to open up a can of beans with a can opener. But this is the cause and effect of people having the inability and to not be like, I have to post this. I have to post everything.

It's just like, you don't have to. Like forcing I have to post everything. Like, it's just like, you know, you don't have to. Like forcing your daughter to open a can of things. What, what even occurred to me that was interesting? To me to talk. Yeah. I understand. I mean, we all want validation. We all want attention.

But, again, I can see. No, I mean, I don't mean all of us. I just mean a lot of, like, that's one about society. But you have a father trying to teach his daughter a skill that is more likely going to come up in her lifetime and be like, don't expect it to be handed to you. Try to figure it out. Can I show her how to use it one time?

That's what he was trying to do is get her to figure out how to use it. It's not like, you know, her life depended on it. It's like when someone asks you to like to change a tie and you don't know how to change a tie, you just, you know, you say you'll. You just you know you say you're coming after you. He's not. I said change.

You better fill that air up real quick. Change. I said change. It's a bad tire. I don't need a tire change. I just need air in my tire. It's a big thing. No, because let's say you're a father, you want to teach your daughter how to change a tire so that she's ever stuck on the side. Fuck you. Yeah. Because I have to control my daughters how to change a tire so that she's ever stuck on the side of you Yeah, I'm just gonna have to talk my daughter's had a change tire. It's too busy in fishdix

I'm just saying right or wrong. There's just some things that just you don't need to post every single thing But that's a society we've become I know and I think because in the moment people don't see it coming back at Though like in that and being that's and he does mine. He's like, this is a great idea. This is how I parent and it's going to. Well, to be on my side. Yeah. I'm a better parent than most. Jensen, it never occurred to him, like, Hey, I fucked over this girlfriend or I fucked over these people because now they're going to come at me. And what happens is like, I saw the girls tweets, you know, the narcissist and guess like, well, that's it. And immediately people are retweeting it like crazy. And I'm like, but you don't know it's true. Like, you know, like, she's just saying it.

You just don't, you don't know if it's true. It's crazy. I mean, it could be like a, like a really nasty ex, there's a reason you're an ex girlfriend. Yeah. Sunday, you know, like Amber Herg, like Amber Herg, like if she tweeted bad stuff about Johnny Depp, she's, she's a horrible person. Right. Well, you don't know if Johnny Depp She's she's a horrible person

Right, you know, well, you don't know Johnny Depp's a good person either He's he's now, but probably both fucked up if you're from the evidence Let's wait on the side. It's almost guaranteed. They're both really really fucked up And they're not normal and they're they're fucking in both they're probably in need of major therapy And she take a shit on his bed? She took a shit on his bed, right? Yeah, the evidence that's coming to you asked for it. The evidence that's come out about her.

What a feminist you are. The evidence that's come out about her in the court cases is showed her to be the crazier one in the... Very abusive like getting in such. Yeah, she took a dump on his bed. Yeah, and then portrayed it as he was abusing her. So that's why he's trying to sue these tabloids

because they're calling him a wife-beater. And in testimony, she, in like recordings and stuff, she's admitted like she faked it. You gotta be. You really have, I mean, I can't imagine what I'd have to do to my wife. Where'd he go to those lengths? I think she's going to bed.

She's going to want the bed, not the first one to be the first one. That would be the basically take care of it. You know, she wouldn't do it on the bed. She'd go to where my masterworks are. No, I'd go to my masterworks. She'd sit on your masterworks. Yeah. That's what you got.

Just, just time for it and put, put like a string of, sticks around your neck and it can't. Let's, let's, what are you talking about? Like the debatement looks like fucking saw. I just think... Let's...

Let's do burlutes. Let a bird loosen there. As the frozen sticks start to thaw, and the smell gets worse and worse, and if it comes pungent over the next four days... And if the bird starts getting hungry, and it wants to So it's chasing Walter Rounds

Sunday I'm gonna tell you something you know where you're never gonna find shrimp tails Matt's food damn straight ass So Sunday you're a buff. I've noticed and some believe we'll do you know You are definitely on steroids. I'm on steroids. You know our fucking you are getting Mower muscular and more muskily by the day. What are you doing? I go to the gym three times a week All right, oh Hard work Oh, I wasn't what that was. That makes sense. I was like, how is it going? Well, I like steroids.

Hard work. Oh, I'm not. He's juicing. What if it be crazy? He'd like got really ripped. Like, disturbingly so. He got to be a real, real special diet to get certain things like that.

What do you mean? To get like certain, to get kind of certain way, you got to really stick to certain high protein, lead a lot of protein, you got to, I mean, really stick to... What's your regimen? I just got my doful body workouts three times a week, don't wonder what is it Friday's. No, no. Just try on there, you just start to go, once I lost all the weight, I just figured I

want to just tone up a little bit. Nice. I actually like going. You put your headphones up? Yeah, they're awesome, thank you, buddy. Oh, you like a great car right yeah they are really good yeah you can make it was impressed what's your what's your work out playlist I have a tiger you are so fucking vanilla you are the most I mean it's almost I listen to whatever whatever whatever Whatever please

I'll take you with me one day It's like a patch out as soon as you walked to the door Is it heavy rock you listen to? I listen to whatever I listen to like Whatever my playlist or I have rock songs on there Everything I'll just look you don't have a specific work No, I don't have like work. Just workout jams Swinton to the old

He's a main Cardio's tough to do. Oh, you got what a mask come I'm gonna be here. Cardio's tough to do, man. Oh, you got it, where your mask come. You ever think about getting maybe a little home gym? No, well, that's when I joined the gym, I joined the gym in just like literally like three weeks before COVID hit.

So I wasn't really able to actually, no, it's my daughter, the one that wanted to go to the gym. So I wanted to join and she went, you know, we started going together. So if it wasn't for her, I probably would never really, really went. But once COVID hit, I was able to wanted to go to the gym. So I wanted to join and she went, you know, we started going together. So if it wasn't for her, I probably would never really, really went. But once COVID hit, I was able to try to go out and get like a couple of weight sets. So I went on to got like 25 and 30 pound weights. And I was able to work through until I was able to go back. But I enjoyed it. I really started. I mean, once I do a smother, I could spot. No, I don't, no, I don't try to spot. You don't even spot.

You don't even spot. Who's he? No. No, I don't listen. I mean, I only show this one to lift and retake this way. Wait, I don't, I don't know. You look like you have been. No, I do, I do high reps and I just do, you know,

maybe wait. What are you up to now? What's the most you can squat right now? Depends. I don't do a lot of the regular squat. I do the regular, the machine squat, I can do 540. What? 540 pounds. You're squatting, just like...

You're just fucking animal. Bench press. No, not bench press. Bench press, I can only do right now. You're squatting with your legs. Okay. Bench press, I can do it to 25 right now. Whoa.

That's a lot. Do they need lips that's way out anywhere? Do you feel like I was out there? Check? Do you think this car is on the top? Are there muscle heads there beside you? No, actually, the place I go to is really not that bad. I mean, it's like all different ages 50, 60s, 40s. Like, but like, did you feel like, you know, you got to keep up with like the guys who are like 20 year old guys. Did you start with the any of your own, and then work your way up to the 20 year old?

They're on body style. Right. You're born with what you have. So, I mean, you can only, you're, you're makeup, your bone structure, your muscle structure. I mean, you can only go so far. Some people like, I'm not a vany person, so I'll never have any veins in my arm. That's what? You don't have any veins?

No, you never see like, you never see like, you have a, I don't think they're not popp. They're not vascular is what I'm talking about. Like you have people like, like, see his arms, see his arms, how he's got the veins to his arm. I'll never have that because I'm just not a vascular. I thought that was just abuse.

No, that's just part of makeup. It's just, what was I shooting? No, no. Oh, wait, so you're telling me there's people who are more prone to have veins pop from the body than other people. And you're, so you're just not a vascular person. I'm just not a vascular person.

Are you just, is this something that is yourself? He's working on this theory. Yeah. You're looking. I'm not a vascular. It's true. There's people that just aren't vascular people. I'm not a vascular person.

I diagnosed them, Sally. It's true. So how does one become vascular? Why don't we do a Sunday's Jeff show where I bring him to the gym, see if he can do my 10 and Sunday workout. So I'm not going to be camping and do all camping and workout episode. That's what we've done. So you're telling me so do do guys want that look

of the veins popping? I've heard girls do. Girls do stand up. Actually, I veins pop. I've heard girls. Well, don't. Girls, you stand up. I actually think Charles Bronson wanted it. Charles Bronson actually wanted to show his veins. Do you know, do you remember J.S. Norfolk from school, Red Headed Kid? Yeah.

Like, Stalky Weightlifting. Great guy. He used to drink apple cider vinegar because it would make his, he was real into weightlifting. It would make his veins pop. Oh, he said, yeah. I've only, I've only, I've only, I know for a fact, I make one vein pop. Yeah.

So maybe, I don't even know what they've had. Ah! But are we talking about? I'm just talking about magic. What's the most fun this time here? I don't know if you want to do this fucking plan. It's called the stroke.

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That's garbage. I find that in the Paradoxically in the morning if I eat like shit, I'm more likely to find that in the paradoxically in the morning, if I eat like shit, I'm more likely to eat like shit the rest of the day. Which is here. I'm like, I've fucked up. I already fucked up, yeah. Yeah.

That doesn't make a lot of sense. Oh, so I don't know. Oh, I know, I don't know. I put up a poll I wanted to ask you guys as well. Because I've been watching a lot of three's company on Pluto. Fairly versus Roper. I like Mr. Roper, I like Mr. Roper the best. I have been watching and I've seen both and their styles of comedy are so different like

Don Mr. Fairly, Don Nots. It's too animated. It's insane how many. Did you track? Like his eyes bug in the crazy costumes. He really didn't have a wife. No, he was a single guy. I think he tried. Every once in a while he would try. But he wears these outlandish costumes. I think this is when it was getting later on,

like when Jack got his own place and shoot. And Mr. Roper never really changed. He always had the like, always go to the camera head that we were looking for. But they had his own show though. Big mistake. Huge mistake. I know it's tough when you're like we're going to offer you your own show. How do you not? How do you not do it?

But you have to weigh like Ken Lightning strike twice. It rarely happens. Laverna Shirley is an example, which would have been an example they could point to, like a successful, not that they were regulars though, but like, LeVerns Shirley had nothing to lose by saying, okay, because they weren't regular cast members. But these two were gonna be on every episode of

Three's Company and they're taking a big risk by me. I never loved, it's not like people are having so. It was, was wrote an offshoot of Maritala Morro, was Maritala Morro an offshoot of Rota. Rota was an offshoot of Maritala Morro. Don't you love chats? Yeah, you know what, they came back with their tails between their legs.

They were lucky they got to come back though. A lot of people who leave the show for the spin-off, like Arnold left for his spin-off wasn't allowed to come back. Blanche's beauties. Blanche's beauties? Spin-off of happy days that Arnold left for. Holy shit. I totally forgot about that. And he was not able to come back because they had out. Now, the two smartest men in

Hollywood, I maintained to this day were Lenny and Squiggy, because they were like, they wanted to spend them off. And they were like, no, they said no. They were like, we'd rather just remain on this hit show and not try to carry the show, you know, our own show. So they never took the, so what are some... What are some that have succeeded out? I think of EmptyNest. I think that succeeded after Golden Girls. Yeah, but what... But there's nothing to lose for those guys, though. They weren't going to be regular every episode cast members. Gotcha. Well, like Gloria. Michael Richard show. From from what was that from sci-fi? The wasn't sign felt the

ring. Yeah. Yeah. So I felt it ended. Yeah, you're talking about leaving in the midst of it. Leaving in the middle of at the height of the show's popularity because that's when they're the the studio is said, you know what, we got a good thing going here. Let's let's

like what's your name on? on cheers. Shelley long. Shelley long. Yeah, she left to make movies I thought thought I'm saying but that was leaving during a yeah But she had well I also contract dispute she wanted more money. They said no so they brought in What's her name? What was her name Rebecca? Oh Ali Chris You put a poll up regarding who's better Farley or yeah like people you expect on Twitter to answer this poll I am really there are about 1300 people. I was surprised that that many answered have any 1300. Yeah, I know some of them are just fucking just guessing Oh, yeah, I don't see one. Yeah, robert ed robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert robert ro you. Get him out of the way. If you watch the Gilmore girls. No, it's always too, yeah, listen to my cup of tea. I like I like shows that talk, but

they talk too much. And a Ferris, I know you like her, right? Yeah, what would she leave? She exited CBS's mom in 2020 after leading the show for seven seasons along Allison Jenny. But I don't know if she just will. I guess not. I just watch her on repeat. I did like the show. I can't picture her. There are a whole bunch of shows that I don't watch here. She's a good actress, but she's not.

I can't see her leaving and, you know, doing her own, supporting her own show. What about the Jefferson's? I would maintain that they were less loose for that. They were not enough though. Yeah, they were not enough, but there was less to lose in terms of being on every episode. And they also didn't even use the original George. The original George is a different guy.

But the second George was on All the Family, I believe. Sherman Hemsley? Yeah. He appeared as George on All the Family. Oh, did believe. Sherman Hemsley? Yeah. Was he? He appeared as George on wall in the family. Oh, did he? I only remember the first guy. Yeah, I remember the first guy too.

But didn't they also pretend that he was, that I thought they'd know on the family that there was a retcon thing where like they turned out she was, that was her brother and she was pretending that was her husband because her real husband George wouldn't come over and meet Archie. Hmm. Really? They kind of fixed that. Hey, you know, they kind of like some some creative writing by the writing

staff to not only keep her brother in the picture, if they did, which they never used anyway. Right. I can't. But yeah, they said that George refused to come over. So she had to pretend her brother was her husband. Hmm. Um, I found out who gave you the Disney Plus password.

I did a little investigation. Did you? How much investigation did that take? Uh, somebody telling me that they gave it to you. That's what I was doing. Why did he reach out and tell you? I don't know. Why did he reach?

Why did he feel the need to be like, I'm the one who gave him the Disney Plus? Like, why does he, why did he need to tell you that? You think, if you had to guess. To be a part of it? To be a part of something? I, yeah, I just don't. Do we mention his name or do we, no?

No, we don't give a talk. I don't give a talk. No one in the house is gonna be changed. When's this coming? Next week, the pastor is gonna be changed. No, no change, I don't want to I'm gonna be I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be soldier. When that is something over then you can change it That come out yeah part usher came out today. I mean, oh yeah, watch it later He knows who he is. Did you watch? Thank you. Yeah, it's not only teasing me. Yeah, we don't want to get him in trouble Why would we name him? Disney's was sitting fine. Yeah, Disney's was want to get him in trouble. Why would we name him? Why would we be in trouble? So Disney's gonna see find out. Disney's gonna see this, I mean, wait a minute. That's true, it isn't it. Well, I mean, I do have the text still.

So if we got called into court. But, you know, like I said, when I told you guys that someone supplied me the password, I could be tortured. I wouldn't give up that password. The person that gave it to me can sleep sleep like a baby knowing I would never give him up. Would you give up fake names?

Well, to misdirection. Yeah. Get him, give it to me. I know someone comes knocking on the basement door. What is all about? Sunday, if you got a bump on the head, right? Nasty bump on the head. You're working out. Amnesia. A little bit of amnesia first, but then after that, you start seeing ghosts.

Who do you tell first? Like, there's no like, oh, what was that around the corner? You're fucking full on seeing ghosts here like six sense type level six sense types of show. I don't know. I don't know. Like who wouldn't think you were crazy. I probably tell him then. Yeah. Really? You don't tell me. I would be hard pressed to not be like it's because I would think you'd be like, oh, it's Sunday Jeff. He's I don't don't think him just be like making up stories. Right. I would definitely not assume that it was,

you were really seeing ghosts, I would assume it was the nasty bump on your head that you still haven't gotten checked out. You know, that would be, that's what I would be like Sunday, it's got to be a brain. You're having visions, but they're, they're not real visions. Yeah, I would. It's causes from your injury.

What if they told you shit though? Like they told you. You try to prove it to me like tomorrow, this is going to be like I told you. Well then yes. As soon as you tell me something that happens tomorrow, I'll leave five minutes later and I'll let five minutes. I'll let you see. Look, look, look, look. You think it's a couple of back up with your car, like, if you were a back up out of your driveway, I told you leave five minutes later or something, and if you didn't do it, you'd be like,

almost getting to a car accident. No, because you cannot prove that you didn't get into it. You can never prove that I didn't get into a car accident as long as I didn't get into a car accident. But if he came to Mark, how many minutes earlier, when he left? You have to tell me like something happening in the real world that happens, like, you know.

Look, the second you have ghosts that are gonna tell you what's happening in the future and you don't win the lottery within a week, and I don't believe you. Well, the ghosts may not want to give up such like, it's a ghost, but a lake here. Do you get to spend more time at the ghosts then? You don't have to go to work.

Is it bothersome if they're naked? Yeah. Because they're probably old. See you right through. Like, I think it's Christmas Carol? No, I was just thinking about the other day. I was just thinking about the Christmas Carol at the tool. I should think about who you can trust with certain things and...

Are you seeing ghosts? No. Okay. Did you get hit in the head? I didn't know neither. But I was thinking, who would I tell that I think might believe me I guess you should believe you should probably tell your wife. Yeah, that's who I probably tell Mary both You don't think so it's real hard because I mean especially if like let's say they couldn't tell the future

Let's just say they're hanging around on your word that you're seeing spirits apparitions You just had a major bump on the head. I mean, I don't know if you could find anybody in the planet who is going to believe it. There's no real ghost. You can't prove it. Why do people think that ghosts have this extra knowledge that they didn't have in during life?

I would just imagine that ghosts would know exactly what it knew when it was alive. Well, somebody that you knew that I didn't know and I could describe him Perfectly to you or or somebody perfectly Because Sunday you would be able to find ways without telling the future Yeah, you make bring up a good point if you brought up somebody that like somebody went to school with that I never knew you that's it. Yeah, that's it. You know He died in this car accident. This one. He looked like he liked that. She played basketball with him

And you start rambling Okay, really freak me out. Okay, so Sunday Jeff does that now do you we monetize that shit? Really wanted to tell you I really wanted to tell you. This week's nature is the new John Edwards. Yeah, right? I can see that. All that shit is like, it's actually real. It's not the bullshit that there, that's still be a brown stuff.

And the junk head works. We're gonna have people who doubt us though. Mm-hmm. No matter how I refer to you as, I don't know what I say. I'll say that. I'm in this now. I mean, 50%.

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And that people right there. A 148 intellect believes in God. So all you today sayers out there like they say, oh you know what? You're just stupid. Just kidding. I believe in the big bang and science Sayers out there like they say always you know what you're just stupid Science I know I believe in the big bang and science knows everything up until a certain point You know before the big bang and something how to kick it off and that's what I believe is the It's got kicking it. Yeah, but I don't believe I if he is sitting here influencing our lives

In my new ways every day then he's just... You better pray harder. Yeah, he is just some boring nasty person. He really is an asshole, right? Yeah, yeah. Oh, I mean, there's a reason for everything, no, you don't believe in that. He's on the other side of the spectrum, so, you know, you... I read a story the other day about a girl who got a little bit too close to a dog's food ball and the dog fucking bitter on the head, was like two kills her. That can't be part of a bigger plan. I refuse to believe

it. Yeah, yeah, like I said, to believe that that higher power is influencing our day-to-day lives like that is, yeah, that's just, I think that's crazy, but I think there's an overall arc. Do you believe in heaven? I'd like to. Yes or no. Yes, I'd like to. Yes, I would like to believe it exists. Yes, I do. Yes, I would like to believe it exists. Okay, so you do. You lead towards it. Yes, I do too. Because it's like Hugh says, it's scary to think that I think he's maybe said he's come to turn so that that's just you're off And nothing what what is your religion tell you? Well being the non-religious person that I am is there heaven offer for Jewish people you don't

What is your is but I don't know if you believe there is a good you go to heaven. I don't know if Jewish people believe there is a heaven. I don't know if Jewish people believe there is a heaven I don't know. Yeah, no. Do you believe in him? We'll find out Nobody wants to just say it's so hard to me personally. I don't But how do you then like at night when you're like when thing when it's just you alone? Staring at the ceiling in bed How do you not like just like

sleep? How do you just not go and sit there and go like, well, what am I doing all this work? There's no heaven. Like, why am I being a good guy? Why am I doing the right things? Like, why am I like, what's supposed to do? I know, but what's the way?

Do it so you get to heaven though. But I mean, it's, look, it's a guide to live your life by. You know, you're supposed to do the right thing. You're supposed to be, you know, you don't have to live your life exactly a certain way, but it's just a guide. It's a guide for you just to be a better person, to do the right things and live your life. Like you really, you know, we should not everybody does it. What?

Lived our life to the, by the book? Oh, yeah. Oh, no. No, not everybody does. There's some shit. That's supposed to mean. But, but you're not scared of the finality of there being nothing at the, when it's all over. Like, isn't it comforting, more comforting at night?

When it's cold out, that it's freezing out and, and you know, and you know, and we're getting on the other side of like, our best years are behind us. Yeah, we're on the wrong side of 15. You don't want to sit there and go like, you know, and you know, and we're getting on the other side of like our best years are behind us. Yeah, we're on the wrong side of the story. You don't want to sit there and go like, you know what? It's nicer and just more comforting to believe there's gonna be, there's more and it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be awesome. It's gonna be, what it's gonna be, Shangri-la, it's gonna be power goes.

You have to go. And goes for him, burning podcasts with, let this guy over here on the table, is that the heaven you want? Yeah, that would be heavenly compared to nothing. Yeah, it's like, there's a toys or us with every chase figure. But it should be better than all of them. No, because you know what, that's why I like zone.

We're like the guy at the gambler wins everything. It's no longer fun. No, no, this isn't heaven, this is is how I don't know yeah I would like I would think though that it's just I know I know not a lot of people do but boy it's it's hard to believe that people can go through life thinking that there's nothing on the other side though because that would be, that's an empty kind of way to live, I would think though. I hope faith. Faith. It's so much.

Faith in yourself. Faith in others. Not that a lot. No. You need better faith. Straighten your faith son. Or he needs less. But I just say, that's why those words,

and that's why faith and hope can move mountains. So if you don't have those two things, I think it's, I think you were, it's probably easier to live life with them, don't you believe? It's nicer to live your life with faith and hope. And I really thought about it. I really don't think about it. I mean, nobody thinks what do you think about death

every single day? You're really on. Yeah. Pretty much. You said you're on the other side of 50. I'm saying, but you know, that day will come, but you don't think about that on a regular basis. Maybe when you're 75 and 80,

you'll be like, tomorrow could be the day. I mean, it's like now you're just like, I'm lucky if I just wake up I'm just yeah, but it'll be the minute for me lucky if I can walk I can you know that I mean that's right But you know when you're when you're retired like me and you spend your day watching Pluto TV and every single show that comes on You're like and you do the math in your head. Okay 90% of the cast is dead. It's fucking crazy I'm watching shows from the 60s and 70s and we're in 2020. Why do I have these guys are dead?

When they were doing it, they were 40 years old when they thought the show. So I wonder why they're dead. They never had faith. They never believed it happens. Well, that comes here with such a snorting. I'm not wondering why they're dead. I know why they're dead, but I'm just saying, though, it just is a reminder that like they're gone.

You know, I will be gone too. So like, I would like to have the comfort of believing that, you know, there's going to be something more out there, and there's going to be a place for me and on the other side. It's just comforting. I'm surprised that a lot of people don't want to have that comfort in their life. He's looking at you like, hey, you know I think I see ghost, right? You don't want me to tell you about your ghost. So in 30 years, when people are watching reruns a conflict, we don't see that. In retrospect, though, you do live, though, forever, like that because you're constantly being reminded that you are on TV. You're fortunate to be on TV. You're fortunate to have... Who is it? But that means nothing to the person that is dead.

Well, no, but I'm saying you're constantly in people's memories, though. And you're not forgotten? No. That's the important. That's how that's my heaven. Well, that's not forgotten. That's what that's my heaven is when you're not forgotten. That's what they say though. The last person to die who knew you. That's when you really did this. So there are people, there are plenty of people who have walked this planet who no one remembers because the people who remember them are gone too.

Right. That's like they never met. When you watch Love Boat that that background person who walks across But that's a that's a shockingly stark Not very comforting But you'll be gone. So you especially at our age like if you're 20 and you're thinking about it's like I'm 20 Yeah, there's got everything in front of you. I don't know. I just wish that Everybody had that level of comfort, you know, that there's just something in front of you. I don't know, I just wish that everybody had that level

of comfort, you know, that there's just something more out there and let's not worry. Does it only have to be humans? What happened to it? And how about dogs and everything else? Don't they have their own place? I mean, it's just like, you know, a dog definitely has some kind of personality.

Right? What kind of dog they have? They have a soul. But the kind of dog commitment. Who knows a bad thing to do? An atrocity? Sure they can. You just said he moved like a two-year-old face or whatever, I mean, I mean, that's not a good thing. Does he have a soul? But the kind of dog committed... Who knows? A bad thing to do. An atrocity? Sure they can.

You just send him all the like a two-year-old face or whatever. I mean, that's not a good thing. Right, but does a dog have like free will though, or is it just a dog doing its instincts? Huh? You know, we have free... I don't know. Maybe the dog... How much spell backwards got, right?

Maybe the dog had a head injury and that. And it's deep. C'mon,'m servant baby. What for? You couldn't come up with that quicker than Sunday Jeff? What the door is full backwards is gone? Yeah. I couldn't but I didn't think it was the relevant to the conversation.

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No. Not even close. I saw somebody on Twitter the other day though, they were claiming to have the first podcast vinyl. People are still doing it. Still making that claim. Still making that claim. Do we know for a fact that we are the first or no? I've yet to see it contested. I don't know. I don't know. It's possible. It's very possible. It's also possible. We weren't. Has not the first. has anyone challenged the number one novelty podcast song in the world The Sunday Jeff show. I mean no one has come and told me that there's a podcast store like the TSD

There's absolutely no way there's a brick and mortar podcast store anywhere. I don't except for here except for in Redbank 65 Broad Street. Oh, let's remind people too. You should come down here. May second. I don't know. I'm already getting Rumbleings and maybe more people than I hope dude. I know somebody coming from California. I know somebody coming from Pittsburgh There are there are people coming. This is gonna be a good time. I don't know that there may be too many people If you come and book them they will come What's too many? I was hoping for like 20. Yeah, 20. Yeah, that's what I was hoping.

That was the perfect number we got here by three. Yeah. Because now I'm gonna need line control out there after there's 20 people. Some security. Yeah, that's where Gidham comes in and your security clearance. Okay.

And you're gonna have to be. I'm a card. And you can't be playing favorites. and I'll buy you a new night stick Last one now to my last one now, so I'm gonna get you a new night stick so if anybody gets out of line And you know, I'll put them yeah, I get the bar hold on Sunday Jeff you'll be there right for a minute because you'll be working. Yes, I will so you could come meet Sunday Jeff Brian you'll be here. I, I will. So you could come meet Sunday Jeff Brian. You'll be here. I'll be here. Gid will be monitoring the line outside. Tom is gonna come. I don't know if Q's coming. You may stop by. He said if he's around.

I mean everybody in Tom's Eve Day, Dave town is welcome to stop by though that day and you know if anybody of the Any of the people have appeared on the show, like Troy or Chris or I don't wanna miss anybody, but you know, Mingle and Mike. It could be, oh yeah, Ming and Mike. Michael be here. No, you won't, I don't know if he'll be here. You don't work out.

Oh, it's a Sunday. How about your Mingle show up if you're talking about this? Yeah, I forgot, yeah, yeah, I don't wanna forget anybody. But yeah, anybody, if anybody from TSD town who wants to pop in and make, and have me people's days, man. Mm-hmm. You know, if it was like a big giant. Big old party?

I wanna say party. Let's not promise parties because then we get. Look at party afterwards. Oh, I'm not partying afterwards. It was gonna hit three times. It was gonna hit three times. I mean, let's promise the bare bones. Like come in, me, come in me there. You could

You know, he'll sign something for you and then you could take a picture and then you're out first 55 55 people I believe First 55 people will get a pin and a little lithograph that I've drawn really. Yeah, came out good It's like a little lithograph that I've drawn. Really? Yep. Came out good by the time. It's like a little McGill Guerilla tape where he's like a number of them. Right. You know, instead of McGill, it's in here. It's Frank Favre.

Yeah. So yeah, but all this other stuff about parties and good times, we do not say, we do not promise that. In case it's not a good time, there's no parties. There's a promise what we can deliver That being Frank five being here in Frank five. Yeah, that's it And no like and no semblance of order in case things go like that. I like right in case things go to shit and People are annoyed and like hey told you could go like that. Get him gets carried away

Yeah, but like if they like if it's a fiasco in very well well could be so like it's so don't expect anything other than a fiasco Yeah, well have you come to you know what the podcast is exactly that's what you promise don't parties don't promise parties and good times It's not if but if they happen and people are all better all the better like it will you party Sunday Jeff post 1999 Yeah, all the better I like it. Will you party Sunday Jeff post 19? I'm in I Have you seen the cock? I'm sure you have con gods. It'll look trailer. Yeah, what are your hopes? Exactly what's on the me Sunday. We're on the save wave like foot Godzilla I am very leery much like I'm telling people about Frank five day don't be expecting the best, expect the worst,

it'd be pleasantly surprised if it's good. Exactly the same thing with Cameron. That's how you're going in, huh? So, yeah. Too many kids, too many human beings, too much. A lot of good boxing. Yeah. It comes a thrill and manila.

Do you think it could surpass the original? The original... King Kongers of Godzilla. Which is my all-time favorite. Oh, I would think just my all-time. The budget of launch, man. I mean, it's got a charm. The heart.

Oh, no, no, no, because it's so goofy. The clock is goofy. It's goofy as con. It looks very sugeited times. And the music, like the soundtrack to the trellis like oh good lord Yeah, you're telling me you don't like you don't put King Kongers Godzilla's you top five films the whole time No Boom

You're not a Godzilla. I do like I see it. I'm saying you are not a Godzilla guy that Kong was oh you always like that monkey for said to me Who's the lies? I don't find it fearful wall like I'm like, but it's not about the fear factor It's just about the the cool factor. It's like it's dope. It's awesome. It's more than it's worth thinking about. It's good kind of deal. I mean, yeah, it definitely has a place, but it's not like my top five movies. When he fought the octopus and just ripped it apart and King Converse got zoned. Doesn't do it for you. No, you got old on me. Converse gutzode Doesn't do it for you. Yeah, you you got hold on me

You lost your child Watch what you fucking shows for like 1936 You became you became an adult and you lost your child like wonder Peter Pan got old you grew up You just you see Peter Pan all he cares about And it's it was the top five. Yeah, I'm gonna go see the movies. I'm definitely not watching. You can't watch it on TV. No way. I want to see it on the big screen. You heard about this great movie theater. I'm gonna live with. Yeah. So what is a King Kong 76 dance? Compare it to that. That's in your top five.

That's my top five two Number two Terminator two War of the gargantua's Abana Kastomi Frankenstein King Kong versus Godzilla and Kong 76 You knew that you knew my top five. What do you shaking it? I'd like you to know I told I told no one to play every week my top five movies You keep your good fellas and all the movies that you like and all that good fellas is down my top 10 Now that's up there like it's in top 10 clock with orange Star Wars a bit of the old ultraviolence star war still makes it for you. Orange, Star Wars, a bit of the ultraviolence. Star Wars still makes it for you though.

Yeah, Star Wars still always be number one. Raiders. What about Empire? It's better. It's better. It's Star Wars. It's, that's in the top five. I would say Star Wars.

Raiders Empire. I was still like Clockwork Orange is the top five. Do you know what I mean? It's important. Uh, it's become versatile. I was still like clockwork oranges at the top five. Do you know what I mean? For Uh Sink converse to God's Oh Yeah, can I just real quick you didn't stop it did you know I still go um anybody who's stopping at down to the Tom Steve Dave general store This is not on Frank five day, but just like during the week or in future dates Try to email me the night before don't email me a month before and think that I'm gonna remember

These are people doing But I just got a stress though like you cannot email me don't fucking tell me when I'm leaving sure if that's the only one I know. But I just got a stress though, like you cannot email me. Don't fucking tell me when I'm leaving my driveway. In April. And think that I'm gonna remember in June that you're gonna be here. It has to be the night before and I promise that I will do everything.

I will move heaven and earth to show up and be here and open the store for anybody. But it's usually 24 hour notice. That's the best. Anything more than that is expecting me to remember too much. store, you know, for anybody, but it's usually 24 hour notice. That's the best. Anything more than that is expected me to remember too much. Then you can't promise anything. He's sleepy. He's trying to mold the potential.