Tell Em Steve-Dave - #477: BTS 4 eva

Episode Date: April 18, 2021

Knock out vs diarrhea, teaching birds to sing, what kind of puppet are YOU?

Anything I think is more interesting than teaching a bird how to sing. You must look like a real tool though while you're doing it in your house though. I just crap my pants. Why am I going to waste this week being positive. It's only going to go back to the negative. Tell them Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave. I'm here with Walt and I'm here with Q. Yo, hello. Hello, boys. I'm Q. Did you get your second COVID shot yet? I did yes. How you feeling? It was you know, I had a little bit I had a little a little bit of a reaction but nothing that I that was too bad I hear it's the second one that's that gets people it was the second one that got me that did did you feel sick again? It's more of a headache. I kind of got a bad headache that night and my arm was sore for days But that didn't bother me the headache was of a headache. I kind of got a bad headache that night. And my arm was sore for days, but that didn't bother me.

The headache was a bad part. I have an appointment on Tuesday for the first one. Nice. Yeah. Nice. But I'm wondering, because I just read an article. It's like some dude,

like he got the, I guess it was the Johnson and Johnson one or whatever. Yeah. The guy, you know, I'm talking, he got paralyzed on one side and he can't talk anymore. No, no, I didn't. I didn't hear that.

But they suspended the Johnson and Johnson one, you know, they're not going to be giving the Johnson and Johnson. This one's mode, Derna. Yeah. But when I saw that, that's what I had, Moderna. You had Moderna. Yeah. I'm like, Jesus, Johnson and Johnson is the one shot one, right?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So I mean, I, there is some trepidation going into it. Did you feel any? Yeah, let me just get this over with.

Because it's based on existing vaccines. So I was like, I mean, I know it's a new vaccine, but I don't know. It just seemed like a new use of old technology type thing. Plus, you know, I don't know. Yeah, I just don't know. Boulder them? I don't know about both of them. don't want to talk about it. Bold of them? I don't know about both of them. No, just he got the first one last week

and he was like pumped. He couldn't wait to go. He told anybody and everybody that like he came into contact with that he was going like super excited. You know, you don't usually see him this excited over something, you know. And yeah, I was kind of like, you know, he was't usually see him this excited over something, you know, and yeah

I was kind of like you know, he was treating it almost as like he was acquiring like a Lego set or something But he was super excited to get it though, and you know super amped and you know telling everybody You know that they should go to Well, I guess it's because then you're just like I don't have to fucking worry about it anymore because for all the like Like you and I were like we fucking had this already. We had it last year. We think we had it last year, right? For all of that, it's like, I'm not 100% positive. So if I ran into somebody and I got it, I would be like mother fucking cut sucker. I would be so angry. So at this point,

if I just get it, it's like, unless I'm one of the 6,000 people who get it, even after they get the, the inoc inoculation. I just don't have to fucking really think about it anymore, you know, which is nice. Now you who has not put any medicine into your body since the 90s. How are you? How are you? How are you? I've been getting a lot of pressure from friends and family to to break my my long streak of not having anything injected into me. And, you know, whether the Mrs is saying, like, she's going, she's like, you should go. We've got friends. Tell them Steve Dave, community members, like Chris Dodondo is texting me and telling me, you know, all the reasons why I should.

So there's, yeah, I've been hearing it. It's not like I don't want to, but I'm like, I'm still like, this body hasn't had anything far in it. Like, what will happen though? Well, it's been so long. Could something really fucking send it into a toxic shock shit? And your body is so unpolluted by drugs or alcohol or anything. So it's not just medication.

Sugar is probably the only thing. Sugar and all the chemicals that are in junk food. But that's not like I'm Bruce Lee fucking fasting and eating from the body of the temple. Yeah, but I'm not gonna make that wild claim, but drugs. But shouldn't don't, did you, I mean, you're gonna talk to a doctor about it? And what, what am I gonna ask him though, you think?

Because it sounds like I'm like one of those like religious nuts, is he a little... No, I mean, I would open with look. I'm not a religious nut. I just, I haven't had any medication in my body since the 90s will suddenly injecting this caused me problems. I mean, that'm not a religious nut, I just, I haven't had any medication in my body since the 90s, will suddenly injecting this caused me problems. I mean, that sounds like a responsible medical question to me. You know what? Yeah, that's a good thing. I'm going to, I'm going to go on

and see if I can get an answer. Yeah. Sign up for, here's what you do. Sign up for Bluetooth, and then when you're doing the thing with the doctor, just slip it in. Just be like, hey, Doc, let me ask you something. Aside from the boner thing, what about this? I bet you they'd be happy to like answer a non-boner related question on that. Do you think they get this question at all though? Because I think there's not many people walking around

who legitimately haven't had any medicine. I mean, I take aspirin, no. I have taken aspirin, you know, when I'm not feeling right, you know, I'll know if I have a little aching pain, I will take an aspirin. So I'm not, I will, I do fall off the wagon. If you want a party a little. But do you think they get this question? You're in Vegas. No, I, you say leaving Las Vegas. No, he's in Vegas. He goes crazy. I let my hair down. Give me a motion. I thought you're a buffering man. Well, boatrends is way more powerful than a buffering. Oh, fuck yeah. I don't know that.

Oh, yeah, my wife goes, you should take two. I I'm like no way. What am I fucking what my prime Johnson? Peace love and But do you think doctors get this question often because I mean I would think it's a it's one they don't get on a regular basis I would bet you they're getting it a lot more Currently then they've ever gotten it before. Right. Yeah. I mean, I'm, you know what, I know what's going to happen though, that doors are going to start to shut on people who are unvaccinated. It's definitely going to happen. There is no doubt about it. So it is going, I'm going to get it.

It's just a question of, uh, you know, just getting it all set up. I'm glad to hear you're getting it though. It is, it is so much like I actually have to fly to Los Angeles. The first week of May and to do something out there and the rules, if you didn't get back to just for the meetings I got to go out there, I'm shooting something on this TV show thing. The rules for if I don't have the vaccine I got to get out there two weeks before I got to like it's all this quarantine stuff and blah blah blah. Since I have the vaccine it's just like oh yeah

I just got to show up with a negative test and you can walk right on to onto the lot. It's like crazy man It's already started. What date is that that you'll be in LA? I think I get there may fifth or sixth or something. Okay. I mean, because May 2nd, you know, for anybody listening, is as Frank five day, I don't know. Oh, Frank five day, yes. Not sure if we can say definitively if a bq will be uh... popping in yet we don't want to definitively

definitively say it but i mean i play i play on poppin in uh... yeah i mean there's been no there's a the buzz is the and hill is a buzz with uh... frank five day apparently i overestimated how many people may be coming i was hoping that i was hoping in a 30 range, but apparently I'm being told it could be in the 100. Could be in the 100. No, right at 100 probably.

Once Walt said it's gonna be a party. Why wouldn't people? Break out the aspirin. Wait, what are we gonna do with all those people? You can't have them in the store. No, they're not gonna be. We're gonna get them has a plan all set out. He's the security detail that day. Oh, they're not going to be we're going to work. Getham has a plan all set out. He's the security detail that

they. Oh, man. What? And he has these tickets that he's going to give out. So when you show up to get in line, he's going to give you a ticket that'll in with a block of a time block on it. And that's like fast past that Disney. Yeah. And getham has has this all mapped out. He's been working on his graphs and his his his his whiteboard. And he is confident that we can make this. We're rolling it all out two people in at a time. And you're only going to get five minutes alone with Frank. That's like that though I was cute. You know, five minutes with Frank and then you got to get out. So

the next people get if we have a hundred people, if we only have 20 people, then yeah, you can stay a little bit longer though. Well, how many hours is that, by the way? A hundred people at two minutes, a five minutes? At five minutes, yeah. Yeah, that's a lot, it's 500 minutes, right? Well, that means you can, okay, so if it's five minutes each, that means you get 12 groups of two,

so it's 24, so it would take four hours. Yeah, we can knock that out. It's going to be okay. I don't think it's going to be a fucking circus or a good time. Do you think that everybody coming on this stands at the five minute rule is firm? Or are you going to get malingerers and do I have to go? Can I just stay or what if I go in the back room and hang out back there? Like what security setting up here?

Well, he also has an assistant security detail that's going to be the bad guy. Oh, good cop, bad cop? Yeah. Who's the bad cop? Tommy Lincoln. Ha, okay. Okay.

Okay. I would have totally thought that was reversed. Like, like, well, get him, get him, get him get's drunk on power more easily than a natty Like when he gets any any semblance of power abuses it I feel because he just loves to tell people what to do and if he has a little fucking nylon jacket that says security He may as well be like fucking king of the world. Because he loves to fucking tell people what to do if he and the security were.

No, he definitely has a security jacket, right? Oh, yeah, he has it right. Is he always gonna wear it? Oh, yeah. He goes, he was so bummed out that his security, like his badge that he would wear, like a lanyard badge melted in the fire because he was going to wear that too. Yeah, so I feel you know people are going to come down

and then there's going to be an amp meetup at the Dublin house. So hopefully they you know they come in they realize that they can't spend that much time in there and then they go chill out and drink and eat and Mingle with each other over at the Dublin house Right, it is a good time for everybody. Hopefully it is but you can't be dependent upon Like your good time being in the in the general store because it's gonna be kind of quick Yeah, I mean if you run through everyone through you can eventually come back Yeah, Yeah. If it if that's the case and like, you know We got still got three hours left You know then yeah, you guys can come back and it doesn't keep you out of the regular store either no no go hang out in there

Wow It's gonna be a party love I wish people would stop saying that Well, I mean I may not have the lore of a BQ, but I will be going down to the Dublin House, and I'll be hanging out with everybody. Really getting into the Dublin House? Oh, yeah. Great. You can't back out now.

I will. All right. What the fuck, man, but what are you going to do down there? How many people are they going to allow us to congregate in the Dublin House? Well, they have that outdoor area. I think somebody is trying to arrange getting that outdoor area secured. Oh, okay, okay guy So yeah, I won't be going to the double house. I wouldn't have thought so I will commit to driving by the double Down the area with a window down in a wave I'll commit to that

But the I think I'd still have a panic attack if like I was asked to take pictures and stuff like that. We went on stage for the first time the other night, Walt. How was that? It was fucking internally. I was screaming as if a Santa bite had my fucking soul. It was like, it was so horrible, man. Like, I was up on stage and like, you know, you got to be fun. This is why I'm drinking so much

because like you get it like I got it I'm back to work I'm just back to work it's three four days a week shooting and with like live shows at fucking night and dude I you know like it's been so long since I've made eye contact with people and when you're on stage everybody's looking at you so it's like you're making eye contact with people. I'm just like, I don't know how to act anymore, dude. I am off, man. I am not the same. It's not like riding a bike, huh?

It is because by the end of the second show, I was at least numb enough to it to be like, oh, okay, like this could work, but like delivery material, all that. I'm just like, I have no no I don't know what to say to anybody it's fucking weird man. Did the other guys call you out on it or are they like or they were real supportive? No I called me out on it you know how I roll I'm like why am I gonna hide it I was just like yeah this is fucking weird and shit like that. Did you have where you uh lubed up?

No I mean I was drinking a little bit while I was stage, but I can't look you see me with four beers right now I'm slurring like that's not that's not the BQ everybody knew and love back in the day This is a weak in diversion So I had like a glass and a half a Jameson and it was enough to get me like loose and stuff like that But it wasn't he know the weird but the four of us are so like, everything that we do is so dependent on the four of us being in sync. You know what I mean?

Because we're kind of like a band, we gotta know each other's timing. And normally after all time working together, we're so good at it. Like hell of a boy band. I wanna be our looperlman. Now, isn't he dead? I think he is dead. That doesn't mean he wasn't a pet a file. He did get 25% of everything they made, I guess. But, um, yeah. So it was like,

that was the worst part. We were just not in sync at all. Did you practice? Like, did you go into the garage and just practice your moves and practice your timing? Or did you just go in like, we got this because you know, it's like riding a bike. No, we went in being like, he's gonna be russiest fucks and we've had to charge like 10 bucks a ticket or something like that. Well, it's more difficult too, because you were in a smaller club.

Yeah, stress factory. Yeah, stress factory, Vinnie's place. It's easier on a big stage, isn't it, than a small club? Because you don't really have any eye contact on that big stage. Oh, well that aspect of it, yeah, because the lights are in your eyes and stuff like that. But there's, but I have bombed. I've said like, dud jokes on stage in front of like 17,000 people and not gotten a laugh and that nothing feels like that. Well, it is, that's a lot of silence with like even if it's a 400 people

that gave you a courtesy laugh, it that makes it even sadder. So I have that experience. So like for me, it's like when I'm Rossi and I know I'm in a bomb left and right, I'd rather do it in a crowd of a hundred because it's cavernous. You know what I'm saying? When you tell'd rather do it in a crowd of a hundred because it's scavenous. You know, so when you tell a joke that doesn't land,

is it one that's not like pre-arranged? Is it like you just got going off script a little bit? No, it's usually it's weird like it's because as a tour goes on, even if you're using kind of the similar material, like it's boring if you say it the same time every time. You know what I mean? Like you wanna put different inflections and you wanna mess with the material.

So joke that fucking absolutely killed two nights before. If you just like, sometimes I'll go on stage and I'll say to myself, I'm gonna do this show like I'm like, you know, I don't wanna say like with special needs, but you know what I mean? Like, or I'll be like, I'm gonna go on stage tonight and play it angry or I'm gonna play it like I just a little bit just to make it different, you know what I mean and sometimes that leads to bigger laughs and sometimes it takes a joke that killed And makes it not work at all

If I ever go to a show where you play at 90 minutes straight as a retarded person You will you will get laughs from me. I promise you. Is it like Ricky Gervais in Derek? Are you doing or are you doing for 90-minute straight? No, it's not like a drool cup around my neck. It's more like, I'll just do it like I'm a little bit slower than the other guys a little behind.

Like I don't understand what they're saying like when my response to their jokes I'll just be like what do they enjoy this or they just like dude could you just stick to the script? Q wants to act re re again come on Q people don't like it I don't even know if they notice it because I don't like it. I don't even know if they notice it, because I don't do it that way. You mentioned it earlier, Q. I wanted to talk about a little bit of blue chew action. Oh, fuck you.

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The Undies just doubled down. Double down. Yeah. We haven't done me Undies. It feels like an awhile. I did. I just did it last week with them. Oh, okay.

That's why. I had a story I wanted to talk to you guys about. Go on. Q, you have a very rabid fan base for the IJ. I've met some of them because they were, they came down that night you did the live show. They stopped in the general store and they mentioned that. Oh, okay. They were going to the, to your live show. And what would, I mean, I, what would you put them? I know I'm not trying to

This has nothing to do with with you, but they are really rabbit. They are really really passionate But I don't know if they're as passionate as this group of This fan base that is into K-pop Oh, hey pop this have you heard about K-pop? I know Korean pop, right? Korean pop. Yeah. Well, some, I mean, apparently, and I don't even know if we should talk about this story,

because I think that if we got on the wrong side of the K-pop, Oh, I don't want to. Army, that's online. Yeah. They will destroy you, apparently, because they made it their mission to destroy Gene Simmons. Oh my god. Why? What is it?

Gene Simmons gave a an interview or he had in an interview said they're following about K-pop. He said he was talking about XYZ PTA. I guess those are some of the K-pop big bands right now. And he said, don't kid yourself. As soon as those girls grow up a little bit and get older, that's gonna go away. It's like sugar, you taste it. It gives you a little energy boost

and then it's gone forever and you don't care. But don't kid yourself. They ain't the Beatles, they don't write songs, they don't play instruments, they ain't that. You know, it's gonna go away as soon as those fans grow a little bit older. And for that, for stating what I think is, history has shown that will happen. No, I don't agree with it. Why? History has shown that will happen. No, I don't agree with it. Why? I just don't I think K-pop's here to stay and I think it's the best Think are you a little concerned about speaking the truth when regarding because you're a little bit concerned about the K-pop community I don't have to be concerned about speaking the truth because to me the truth is that K-pop is awesome.

Nobody got to say. No, no, no, no, I don't mean, I think you're. It's here to stay, man. I think you're mistaking, not K-pop as a genre of music. I mean, that will probably stick around because it is popular. But I'm talking about the next K-pop sensations. Those sensations that are now performing in the K-pop community as they get older

and as their fan base ages out, I mean history has shown that just happens almost to every boy band. Why are they immune to what has happened to every band of that kind, like the monkeys or any heart. The new dough. Yeah. Probably just because they're so awesome, man.

You know, just stick around. I mean, I didn't know they're going after Gene Simmons. I don't want to come and have to meet. But they said, they said like there was on a community board. Like, and it was like Legion. Like the amount of tweets there's like we're going to make his life hell. What are they doing? How are they doing that? I guess on a social media effort to just like like he won't be able to like step on to social media without

be like like a billion bees just buzzing around his face telling him it would have what an old douchebaggy is for saying such things. Yeah, I don't want to be involved in that. I mean, I don't know if I'm saying those things. Yeah, I actually don't like gene simmonds, right? Because of the way I treated. Yeah, I mean, I'm not saying it, but it's not really about defending gene simmonds. It's like making a statement that like,

I don't know if somebody should be destroyed for that though. But they're not destroying them, they're just annoying him on social media. But you don't know, like some of these kids are definitely skilled in the art of doxing and shit. Oh yeah, I mean, they're gonna, I think they're doing more than just like trolling them.

I think that their efforts are a little bit more orchestrated. And it's not just kids because I know, there is a person listening right now in adult Listening for a fact that is obsessed with K-pop. Really? So if there's at least you won't reveal who it is No, I don't want to but uh, come a listener or something. It's a listener. Yeah. Yeah. But why? I mean I'm not against look all I'm I'm not only reason I brought the article up was because a is Gene Simmons and b I just think it's weird though that like as a fan of a genre of music, you are that outrage by someone saying, well, and then it's kind of like the flavor of the month. I mean, when these guys get older as well as the girls get older, it's just a circle of

life. By and large though, this is not a teen boy thing. Teen girls getting upset about you saying shit about the bands that they like is, I mean, it's time immemorial. You know, it's like the believers were just in the, just in the, the people, like the believer girls, they would go fucking nuts if people said anything negative about them. They're like, they're cutting themselves for them. Like all kinds of, remember that?

There was like, cut yourself for Bieber. And then, I mean, you can back it up. You know, you can go to Insync and back to your boys. Do you think though that the members of that band should come out and strongly condemn that kind of behavior, or do you think they should just leave it like, just remain silent? Well, okay, let's say that some,

let's say a bunch of people are going after somebody on our behalf because they said something about podcasts in general. That's really what it is, right? Yeah, pretty much. I mean, it's really what the analogy is perfectly made right there. Like podcasting is for losers who couldn't make it on radio.

And then just one of our listeners being so outraged by that, I'm gonna destroy that motherfucker who said that. And then we stand by and they're like, yeah, you should. Should I have reasons to be concerned no about even bringing this subject up, Q. Or do you think we should-

I didn't think so, but now Bryce telling us that we got one of these K-pop psychotics in our own ranks. Well, maybe we should put it out there maybe to the anybody listening like don't mention online that we spoke about k-pop. Yeah, keep it to yourself. Brr-sakes, please. And if somebody does say something we're going to know it's you. Because I actually said it was fucking fucking terrified. Really? Yeah, that like he hired a team of fucking two like kind of like that security but like cyber security based on this. Oh, so they don't hack into the ship. I don't know. It's fucking scary shit though. And it's not like he said

something that like I would think would be that. Yeah, he's like you know the thing that everyone knows for a fact is happens. That's just going to happen with K pop. Like, yeah, no, no, he didn't meet K pop. That's the thing. The actual bands, yeah, the band that he was referring to plays music that has identified with K pop, but not K pop. He didn't say that was going way. He would that would be like saying rap is going way, right, ridiculous statement. He's just saying that that young boy band that everybody's in love with right now, they probably won't be in love with them 10 years from now. It's passionately as they are now.

Right. And for that, a fuck-qua was fucking doing this. Put on his head. Fuckin' still a solid and rusty of rock and roll. Um, yeah, who'd you say was Andrea? Yeah. That's it. I would not have seen that coming.

I didn't see it coming to you. They should tell me I was like, seriously? Oh, hey, good for her. I watched some of the videos based upon, you know, I really wanted to do a little investigation. The less said, the better, you know, for our own best interests. Let's move on.

It's getting to a point where you can't say anything about anything. For fear of like, oh my god, they're going to fuck with my money. They're going to fuck with my life. We got to stick to topics that are non-device if I have, I had one for both you guys. Okay. Like now that we're getting older, you're not as old but like say say you get to be about 60 you got yourself a significant other sure would you rather you're out in public would you rather get knocked out in front of her or lose control of your bowels in front of her.

Ooh. Oh, either way you're a public spectacle. Yeah. Well, all right, walk me through. Can I know more about the bowel issue? Like what's going on? Where are we?

What happens? Can you walk me through this? He sick or is he drunk? No, not sick. Did he drunk? No, yeah. Not sick. What? Did he have five art age peers instead of four that he's performing on right now? It's me and Tom Brady fucking me

get out of way down the marina. No, say you're like you're out at the boardwalk. Maybe you had some boardwalk pizza. Yeah. It's sat out a little bit too long. Maybe so now you know you got stomach issues and shit. And your car is parked like a mile and a half down the boardwalk pizza. Yeah. It's sat out a little bit too long, maybe. So now, you know, you've got stomach issues on your shit. And your car is parked like a mile and a half down the boardwalk. Right. So there's that or you're on the boardwalk. And there's a couple of fucking kids

to the other side of my stage shit. Oh, far as room. Bang. I saw you playing it retarded on stage. My sister's special needs motherfucker. I would take the shit in the pants I think. Yeah, you can recover from that. Big time. Because then you could tell her you could be like

if you're... Depending on how if you want the relationship to last because let's say she's like a guest and you could see like, oh my god, you're so shallow., you know why cuz I was getting pegged by my mistress earlier today and my last was all loose And you're right back in her face because you saw the repulsion on her face right because you had an accident Oh my god as if you're the first guy that's ever had an accident on the boardwalk Public I'm cheating on you Oh my God, you're the first guy that's ever had an accident on the boardwalk in public.

I'm cheating on you. And in a way that I should be cheating with a man, but for some reason I'm cheating with a woman. No, no, I thought if you're getting pegged by a mistress it'd be okay though. Is it? Yeah, it's still guy on gal. Not that I mean, but not that I'm okay.

I don't mean okay, but I mean it would still be considered I think straight behavior. Straight behavior, okay. Because yeah, there are some people who think introducing anything into your butt is automatically like your gay. I don't, I don't subscribe to that. You used to.

Yeah. Yeah. Before you go. But then we can go. Somebody sent in a strap. Oh, that was that. It would feel, I mean, if that's the one somebody's into, I don't care.

But it would just feel too much like gay sex, right? You're all fours getting, there's somebody behind you. You can't see them. Never that mirror would use to the Sunday, like, they just show you. Just go in a little manhole mirror, look behind you, see your lady. Oh, that's right, it's not a guy. Yeah, I chose that too. I posed it to Mary Beth, like, what would you rather? She would rather, I lose control of my mouth. Yeah. Yeah.

It's understandable. It's going to happen to her one day, you know, or has happened to the long dead by the time it does. Yeah, you'll be young, but, uh, but a punch to the face. I mean, yeah, it's she might as well be pegging you, you know, she might as well. Oh, that's a, that's a great analogy, Q. She might as well be pegging you. Just summed it up. Yeah, I mean, it's the, it's, it's a great, great way to fucking just put it all in perspective. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I don't, yeah. That pung is a weird one, man, because that woman's seeing you like that.

She's gonna see you like that for the rest of her life. I think it's kind of like getting punched, it's kind of the same, right? Punched or what, pegged? Yeah, like they can't remove that from their head, like they've always seen it. It's a weird one to rub in someone's face, like stopping short at like, hey man, I've been cheating on you, would rub it in their face.

Yeah. But then extending it to this like, average sex act. But I'm not, I only say you go, you know, go nuclear if you see her face and she's like horrified and doesn't want to even come near you and she's backing away.

That's when you break that out. Maybe if she's got a sister, you say it was your sister who was pegging me, you know? That's why I can't control it. He doesn't kick the shit out of her sister. What's this for? I was pegged, okay? That's why I can't control it He doesn't kick the shit out of her sister I was pegged okay Peg my husband will you what's pagan Okay, I got I got one for you. I got an article like you know that's what I've been doing in my downtime now Pegging which is almost no packing Looking for articles that I think will yes really

interest you. There is an endangered bird. It's going to bring the mood down a little bit. It's a little sad one but there's an endangered bird that has forgotten how to sing. Oh man because there's no other ones around to teach it. Yeah so like it it doesn't know it hasn't been taught how to sing so this this species of bird could go extinct never having sung a song. It's like a bell that doesn't ring just a sad and useless thing. Wow that's a decent song. Was it? Yeah, that's pretty good. That was, that's poetic. Well, that was a world without heroes from the great Gene Simmons who's been right now being destroyed by a crazed mob of alluded to experience. Yeah, but like, what if they came to you because they now they know you're you're such a you have such a touch with the bird community

Yeah, I know how to feed him that's for sure and they were like can we put this bird in your home and maybe that you can like sing to it I teach it out of saying Yeah, do they have tapes of like what it sounds like and then he can try to mimic that? Yeah, he just... Why me? Like, like, how did they settle on this guy? Like, you know what I'm saying? Listen to Chelsea Dave and they heard about all your bird feeders. So they know you're willing to put in the time?

Even they can just play a tape of someone who knows what they're doing in the lab. Like, it needs that human contact. You know, it resonates more. You also got to put it on your finger like a little perch. And you got to sing with it right in your face, like a centimeter from your nose. Despite any avian diseases that may be blown into your mouth. And also regurgitate some popcorn into its mouth. Yeah, wow.

Yeah, I would do it. I mean, that's a lot of responsibility, though, because, you know, well, I mean, I'm going to kill it. It's going to die because I can't. I mean, I have three cats in this house. There's no way this fucking, I'm gonna live. It is interesting to that, um, that, oh shit, where was I going to go with that? I totally lost it. Forget it. But, you know, I thought that was a sad story because there's really no hope.

And, um, but there is, um, there is a group of people who have taken up the cause to try to teach bird tattasing. And I maintain to you that those people have never heard of podcasts before that they're fucking so bored with their lives, that they're looking for teach bird tattasing. Oh, why, man, it's nice. Come on, you's so fucking important

that you think you could teach a bird how to sing another species. There are a lot of like those doctor do little types that like I could have two animals. Yeah, like they love me Timothy Treadwell the fucking grizzly man. I just like see how it went for him. So rather than so you think that the like rather than give a shit about these animals, they should just listen to podcasts. I just think that there's something lacking in your life that you're like, you're going to teach birds, how to sing. I'm sorry, I'm just sorry.

I mean, it's just kind of like, it's futile. But you have a chance to, like bring a beautiful song back into universe. Back in your back on the planet, something that hasn't been heard probably. You're right, you're convinced of me now, but like the hours that you probably, it's not probably like you do it once

and the bird picks up on it. You gotta put in the hours and the words from the place. This is what I'm saying. Maybe even years. Listen to what you're describing as hard work and dedication for some reason you do want to shit all over it there's no pay off for you but they're that you

heard a song and you heard a bird chirp no the pay off is that you heard a bird chirp the the pay off is that you heard this fellow living creature on this crazy spaceship we call earth like rediscover its song and like put it back out into the universe. Like somebody might hear that song. I don't know. I don't think it's just about like being a loser with no fucking earbuds still listening to a podcast.

Well anything I think is more interesting than teaching a bird how to sing. You must look like a real tool though while you're doing it in your house though. I don't know about that why. Because come on. They're lonely. The people that're doing it in your house though. Yeah, I don't know about that. Why? Because come on. They're lonely. The people that are doing it are definitely lonely. It's like older women. Right? So what? You got the voice. You're the only one who's having a hard time. I'm sorry. I'm not too dating scene anymore.

You've never been lonely? Who may? Yeah. No, I've been alone. I've never been lonely though. Oh, you're looking forward to going. Yeah, that is pretty good, right? That's own in it. Oh, definitely, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's definitely a lyric from another song.

That's the video that he's freely. I don't know. I thought it was an interesting article because I'm just like, Wait a minute, man. Like, I thought this was the new world flattigan. I thought this was like positivity and like, not shitting on things for no reason like these people are Dedicating their lives like helping these birds reclaim their voice and you could just as easily say that's beautiful man That's nice if they found something that that's important to them and they're dedicating and they're helping these other living creatures

I thought that was the new wall flat again. We're want to feed themselves though? Yeah. You don't know that. You're, you're, you're assigning that to them when you don't have to do that either. You can assign the other two and just be like, what lovely people. I, I just feel that there's bigger and better causes out there that will impact more. This, yeah, but there's always a bigger planet though than this, than this, but there's always a bigger and better cause. There are humans who need to learn how to talk. Yeah, but like name a cause and there's a bigger cause in it. There's just is.

You can't care about every cause. So you got to celebrate the people that do care about each cause. I fucking mocked them on a podcast. Like, like, you had, you had the stroke. Like, let's say it had been much worse and you're like Now I need to like relearn how to talk and like oh, sorry the person that was gonna help you is off teaching some fucking extinct bird How to sing yeah, he's he's oh, wait, he's down at the bird singing. I mean, what am I gonna do? There's gotta be somebody else that could teach me at a talk

One person on the planet. I don't know. I agree with Brian, though. I just feel like this is that kind of like that, where we put these things onto ourselves that like, oh my God, I'm the only person that could ever touch this other species vocal cords. It's just like, come on. Come on. You know, I think it's more likely that they're like,

well, nobody else is going to do this. Not I'm the only one that can do it. Is it that you said that this bird is like one? Never been done though. So to date, no one's ever, I'm a human being has never told a bird had a sing. But everything was never done once. Wait, this is this bird is the last one of its kind.

Well, it's one of the few that's still left and none of them know how to sing. Oh, none of them know how to sing. I mean, look, I might just be four R&H beers in Walter, but I will say this, like I thought, and I'm feeling like you gotta, you gotta recommit, bro, because I thought, to the positivity, man, I'm still riding that vibe.

Yeah, yeah, I lost it already. You know, you fall and you stumble. And you do someone to pick you back up. All right, well, that was a fucking teach me how to sing. Yeah, all right. See, this is what I'm doing. Yeah, that's what you're doing. That's why I never bother with positivity.

I'm like, it's only going to come around anyway. So fuck it. Why am I going to waste this week being positive? It's only going to go back to the negative. Oh, man. Walt asked a question. We also, you know what I want to do, Walt, is thank every single person who's on Patreon. I know people who have podcasts and they do Patreon and throughout this whole COVID thing, their numbers have dropped precipitously.

And that has not happened with us. In fact, more people. Right. Yeah. Definitely. We should be doing this more often as thanking those who are on there. But I like to thank them with deeds. But we should be doing this more. But getting this stuff out there on time every time, no late, no misses in the years. So that's how I feel like it is. But you're right. We should be thanking them much more often. Yeah. So thank you to everyone out there who supports it. And I hope that it is. Yeah. It's a lot of stuff. When I look at some of these other podcasts to them, they hardly do anything. And I look at ours. It's like the them, like they don't, they hardly do anything. And like, I look at ours.

It's like the weekly shit that comes out. It's crazy. Yeah. Yeah, it is, it's a level of professionalism, boys. That's what it is. Nice work. You guys getting things out on time? Yes. Yeah, and it's, you know, it's, it's a three years.

I don't know how long it's been. It'll be three years this July. Yeah, but no misses, knock on wood. That's, it's a three years? I don't know how long it's been. It'll be three years this July. Yeah, but no misses, knock on wood. That's what that's all about. But isn't it weird like it shouldn't, but the fact that people started paying through Patreon to support the show adds like a weird feeling of legitimacy, doesn't it? Isn't it weird?

It's like a veneer of like, wow, I can't believe this many people kind of dig at this much to kick in like a few bucks here and there to allow us to unfold our dreams in other directions. I mean, you guys that Batman thing we did was so much fun. I think about it all the time. Oh yeah, it's fun. Yeah, that's it.

And that's just because people like what we're doing enough to fund us doing more. I think that's crazy. And that's pretty awesome. Yeah, it's a nice, um, validation of what, of all the work you're putting in. It is. And let me tell you something. It's a different thing too, because like having the TV show on true. It's like Like true pays us, you know what I mean?

And they'll end it when whatever Fucking analytics add up to this isn't worth keeping around anymore, you know what I mean? This is different. This is like a person an aunt being like I love you guys You know, I love listening to you. I want more of you I'm gonna dig into my pocket and give it to you guys. Like that's such a fucking way cooler way cooler feeling, man. It's a, it's a bigger connection. Yeah.

What a hundred percent, a hundred percent. Yeah. It's great. Yeah. So it's great, which is, I've always said ants, ants of the, you know, my favorite. I always stop. I always stop for the ants. I would teach an ant had a sing. That's not waste of time. That's not a waste of time. Are you talking about a crippled

listener of the show or an actual man? So yes thank you. But why I bring it up is recently on Patreon we were doing something we were talking about puppets and stuff. And one of the questions we didn't get to, but I've been thinking about ever since. I like this. Ever since was Walt had a question, would you want to be a puppet, do you want to be a puppet who sees the strings or doesn't? And I thought that was, I've been thinking about it ever since I fucking read that question. I'm not a kid in real A philosophical question. And you know, isn't that a good one? That is a good one.

But we want you guys want to think. I'll probably you've been thinking about it. So let's hear what I've been thinking about. Fondres I could see the wheels turning. It's a it's a rough one because there because if you're not seeing the strings, you're subscribing to the ignorance is bliss, which of course I do agree with sometimes Absolutely Ignorances can be fucking awesome. It really can be like you you you don't know

So it's not affecting you in any way and if you're not suspecting anything, you know But seeing the strings which I think at times I do I don't see every string that's out there I know I'm a fucking puppet for shit that I'm, wait, oh fuck, I didn't even realize it. But there was just like to see the strings is then means this constant fight against, you know, against being that that exact puppet. And if you can't fight against it, it's like you just end up feeling bad about yourself. You know? So it's really like I think I think I would like lean towards not seeing the strings. I think lean towards it a little bit. Yeah. Brian Johnson wants to live in a world of make-belief. Yeah. Because as far back as I can remember, I've been incredibly cynical and I'm sure as far back as you can remember I'm an incredibly cynical person and it doesn't get you far sometimes

Being as skeptic about everything though a lot of times you do suss out a bunch of bullshit I value you Q Um I Think was a younger I think it was a younger, I think most younger people would say, well, when I was younger, I would say I would want to see the strings. Um, I think you look around when you get older and you're like, am I happy with the way things are?

I am. I don't see the strings. You know what I mean? I don't need to say I'm like just pull just tug away. I mean, but there is something like if you know that you're a puppet on strings being pulled in, there is a release of guilt or responsibility or like if you're not responsible for your own behavior or your own way of thinking, let's say, then You you almost don't have a conscience. Does that make sense? Yeah, like like you just don't have a conscience So I don't know I think I would

I think I would not want to know at this point my life I think I would just be like I don't want to know I want to I want to I want to not know I don't want all these philosophical things weighing on me. Right I want to, I want to not know. I don't want all these philosophical things weighing on me. Right. Anytime you open up a newspaper or turn on, you know, a news channel, it's like, that's where I see it where I'm like,

they're trying to manipulate me. Like these headlines, these stories, these fucking news stories, the amount of actual news like in the New York Post is almost none whatsoever. They're just stories. They're like, here's something that happened. And one time it was like this kid was, he's like 16. He just got his license.

He goes, his mother calls him, she's somewhere, he needs to ride. He runs out into the driveway, gets in the truck, goes to pick her up and ends up driving over his two-year-old niece and killing her. Ooh. Okay. I read that story and I'm like, how the fuck is my life better for having read that? How does that information help anyone?

Well, maybe it makes someone just remember that story and maybe be a little bit careful, but check behind your car before you go out. I would agree on that level. That's the only way you can point. The only way you can spin it. And I wonder was that the writer's intention? Because probably not. They love the fucking horror show.

Oh yeah. I mean, you can't go to the paper without being like, oh my god. Like, I can't believe this shit. So we got two votes for note. You don't want to see the strings. Uh, don't want to see the strings. I don't want to see the strings and I agree with Q. I think like as a younger man, I would be like, no, I want to know it all. I want to know what they're trying to get over on me.

Yeah. You know, and it's like, whatever they're going to get over on me, they've already done it by now. By the way, if I think that I've caught them, that means I haven't. These motherfuckers are sick. And that machine has been running for fucking thousands of years. Like I'm not going to be the one that comes it up. Like I could just fucking hope for the best man.

I'm gonna vote just to be, just to, I feel I really do lean towards, I would want to see the strings at the end of the day. I would not want to go through my life and then think about it as it's winding down that like what was real and what wasn't. I would still, no matter what the fallout might be, I say that now. I still think I would want to know and I still would want to be able to base decisions and how I live my life knowing that, you know,

seeing the strings though. Like my entire life, I was a dupe. Yeah, yeah, I just feel like it could be, it could be a bad decision on my part. Uh, most likely it would be, but I still think I would lean that I'd wanna see, I would wanna know though. I would not wanna be in the dark or feel like I was totally in the dark for a whole my whole life. Yeah, but so many are so many people are and that's a thing like people

who are on Twitter and like they read something like, oh my god this happened let me fucking retweet that. Let me like that like, sorry man, but you're not seeing the strings. Yeah, I mean, I know. I the reason I killed this question on the Sunday Jeff show was like, I mean they're literally, I thought Jeff would be literally talking about like Pinocchio and fucking and how he duty and shit. I didn't think that, like, I just thought it was a little bit too deep for that show. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Great question. It's a great question because I'm not even sure of my answer. Like, I don't know. I'm like, because especially if somebody sent someone posed a question to you, you know that there are strings out there,

but you said I don't wanna know them. So you're constantly... My thing is, like... The ditch is always gonna be there. It's gonna be there, but I don't read, like I'm really good at like, when I, if I start reading the news, two, three days in a row

and I start getting upset at shit or fucking anger I've just been like I'm not reading this and putting it down for like months at a time and just Kind of getting my news. So I think a lot of those strings I've cut out of my life So I guess I don't know what like what are the strings? I guess that we're avoiding well I thought you know you guys were thinking patriotism bigger strings and I was thinking I, you know, just like in your life, like just taking out the garbage and just like people in your life, like, you know, things being revealed to you that you had no idea about, like just like, just be, that's how I saw it. I didn't see it as like, you know, like, oh my god, now you're one of the illuminati and

you know how everything works. I was thinking more on a much more personal level. Oh, like you mean more like people manipulating you on a personal level, okay? And how, you know, how we don't know people that we think we know really well or yourself or just, yeah, yeah. That's a different question then.

Much more, way too heavy for the Sunday trip. Oh, right, yeah. Yeah, I mean, if you're talking on that level, then yeah, I think I would want heavy for the Sunday. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if we're talking on that level, then, yeah, I think I would want to see the strings. I wouldn't want to be made an asshole. I don't know. Constantly. It's kind of weird because like, if you're like, how would you feel if you're able to see this?

What if you found out through like a journal reading or going through an email that there's nothing going on besides it, but like Mary Beth was like wrote in a journal like thinking about Ted, you know what I mean? Like one of her ex-boyfriends and was like, man, that was a no, no, no. And was like, that was like, that was man, I missed, that was a great night we had up by the fucking lake. Like, you know what I mean? Like would you want to know about that? Or would you, like if was like that was man I missed that was a great night we had up by the fucking lake like you know what I mean like would you want to know about that

or would you like if you found out that she was reminiscing about Ted does it drive you insane and these are things like I imagine most people most normal people do sure they're completely 100% happy in their current relationship they will reflect upon something of like a good memory from their past. You have to, to life. Yes, but it will still, but it still, is that enough though, like even though you know it's a normal behavior, or is it still like? It feels like betrayal regardless. Right. It does.

Yeah, well, Q, you know me better than anyone else on Earth including my wife, so I think you know the answer to that question. Yeah, that's why I asked anything positive about Ted And I would drop it like a month later like if we're doing something I'm like this is fun I'm like yes, fun. Is that fucking night at the lake with Ted you fucking bitch? Which I got son is me copying to reading your journal But it won't matter for the next 20 minutes We've always so great about it. We've gone to the lake Well, I have to read something to our little marionettes out there. It's about green chef.

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kit for eating well. Alright, green chef action. What else did I have here? Let me see. Oh, Q, would you be concerned for Walt if he bought uh, Paracelton bought her, uh, her, her puppy, a $5,500, I think, uh, Hermes. How is she still able to afford stuff like that? I mean, because what is she working on now that, like, where, where she's making the kind of money, where she can afford a handbag? Because she's kind of fallen out of the out of the the She's not the public or his names that you hear I I actually just I can't believe this I just saw something about her today. She started like an NFT

art series So she's in on the NFT game now boys. So she's an artist Yeah, she she works with a digital artist to take visions out of her head and turn them into digital art that you can now purchase. She still looks like, you know, she doesn't look like she aged at all. Well, I'm sure that picture is very photoshopped or filtered or whatever it is that people do. Yeah, I think that she's, while she's not as publicly active anymore, she's still,

I mean, she was one of the ones... She's still making money, huh? Still making money. She just came out recently because of the, some interview that she did with somebody way back in the day and people, when people used to mock her, what Sarah Silverman made a joke about her going to jail

and the bars are painted like cocks or whatever, silverman made a joke about her going to jail and bars are painted like cocks or whatever that's why she wanted to go to jail then sarah silverman of pro like apologize is like twenty years later for the joke you know all that was wrong we shouldn't be joking around about paris hill and i'm like have we all fucking forgot who paris hillton is she was what they used to refer to as a celeb you tired somebody who is rich and just went out and was like, you know, like

a social, essentially, I never heard that term. Celebutard? Oh, yeah, I never heard that. He and the like, what's his name? Pris Hilton, you know, like those kind of sites, those kind of like, Hilton used to call people Celebutards all the time. Yeah. That's funny. Remember, he used to draw pictures of them come on their face and all that weird shit. Oh yeah, that's what's bizarre. Fucking yeah, it's something that that guy got away with that. They do that today. No, I don't think he does that anymore. He's apologized for bullying celebrities. Oh, that's a of their in general world, man. But the follow-up question is, is it crazier to buy a puppy a $5,500 handbag or for Cardi

B to treat her daughter to a $29,000 shopping spree, including a bag that was, let's say, so a vanity case for $4,600 a pearl string Pearl studded drawstring purse for 4,300 bucks a little flap bag for 3,800 earrings for 4,75 like you know It goes on and on 29,000 bucks for a fucking two-year-old two-year-old yes Wow because though that means that they they're not even able to pick it out really then. No. That means that the mom is picking all that stuff out. It's all status symbol, shit, yeah. And you can take the tact of like, hey, man, that money would be better going to charity, which I don't really subscribe to.

You should be able to do whatever you want with your money regardless of how everyone else feels about it, but it is pretty fucking ridiculous, you know. But if you, but if you're going to subscribe to that, you know, it's her money, she can do it every want. You really, you really just gotta keep your trap shut, then, you know, since then, so you gotta just like, I'm going to you guys, which is fucking weirder. Well, I could, I could defend her right to spend her money, however she wants while at the same time being like,

that's not how I'd spend my money. You know what I mean? Yeah, would you buy your cat a little handbag? If I could... No, I would spend, I would spend like money on my, like a lot of money on my cat's health. You know, that bills and stuff will get pretty high around here. The older these fucking cat cats,

and I'm sure I've spent more than the average person. I'm sure I've spent more than enough that, enough I'm sure I've spent more than enough that enough people would be like, he's fucking crazy. He's just put those cats asleep. You know? Yeah. And it's a fucking street cat. But don't you think though, in her line of work

and in her field and her fan base, that has more impact, like that story getting out, has more of an impact and is more positive for her fanbase than it is like if she was to go donate it to like Greenpeace or something yeah like it's an investment in her image yeah right don't you think it's like it's like she probably made all that money back when people read that story and then rushed to go buy more albums from her. Or bought the same shit that she bought. You know, like she's generating income for people right over the place just by buying something that everybody wants to fucking go and buy the same shit.

I think, yeah, I think that that like if she were to like be like and then get, you know, kind of righteous about it, you know, I think it would be, it would hurt her probably, and her pocketbook to donate the money. I think it actually helps her and gives her more longevity in her field, especially with her fan base, to act this way and to spend the money the way she did. It's not a bad point. You're right. What do you think about that? It's crazy.

But I think the whole question is kind of odd to begin with, because really what we're doing is weighing the value of what she bought against the value of what good she could do with that money, right? Right. But once you stack, what do we need to live and survive? Like, by that could be, what do we need to live and survive? Like, like, where, by that moral standard,

anybody who pays for Talon Steve Dave Patreon is just as bad as Cardi B, because any money could be better spent helping people than doing fucking anything. I'm so glad I went on the record and you said you could spend your money anyway you want. You know what I'm saying? Like, so I, for anybody to anybody to like like the people who buy

Cardi B album could have spent that money better doing fucking anything else with that money they could have fucking put it on envelope and mail it to Africa so for any one of our fans to fucking get all high and I mean isn't that the problem with today everybody so fucking righteous but nobody stops to think about their own behavior is what the old Brian would say the new positive Brian would say, hey man, you know, let's all just get along, but really it's like It's like what the fuck it's like you can't make judgments on people Right, I mean, that's what I'm only a guy who's been drinking for about three hours now. I don't know

That is something that will never end that whole cycle of like, well, you could be doing this with the money. And that's like when the richer somebody is, the more they're likely to be attacked in that fashion. Like, Kardashians, I saw like Chloe Kardashian doing an ad. You see it on Pluto wall. It's, it's, she and her kid are in it. And I'm like, these guys are fucking geniuses, man. I heard that she crossed a billion dollars threshold, Kim.

Oh, Kim Kardashian? Yeah, she's worth a billion. Fucking good for her. I know this is, this is a, this is not me fucking 10 years ago. But Kim Kardashian, I'm just like a blaster fucking fuck cares. I've been telling you for years, man, God, I think they're geniuses. They they fucking turned it into a billion dollars. You think it was dammit? They have just like some genius people running, running this stuff behind the scenes that made me

I think you got to be smart enough to listen to the right people no matter what. So yeah, I think you don't think it was the mom. It might have been the mom, but like they all had to kind of sacrifice their privacy and dignity in a lot of ways. You know, they had to make that decision and the result of that decision is billions of dollars. I don't know. There's no's no dog just one billion Watch any episode of impractical jokers and you could see my dignity die a slow death and I You know, I promise you I'm making way less than anybody in the Kardashian family Yeah, the fuck was I was gonna say now Kardashians related

Shit, let me say Tom Steve there. Yeah, go ahead, I totally forgot what you said. I really want to go out that don't I? I just crap my pants. Please don't knock me out. Tell him Steve Dave. Tell them Steve Dave.