Tell Em Steve-Dave - #479: Rubber Feet

Episode Date: May 9, 2021

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Hey, it's Brian. If you haven't had enough of me at the end of this episode, this week I'm on my buddy Carl's podcast called Who Are These Podcasts. You can check it out. We roast another podcast, we make fun of people, all the stuff I love to do. So, go check it out if you'd like. Oh, I like your bracelet. I'm like a licker choker. There's more to life than the bottom line. Now, were you wearing me on these? No, I was, all my me on these burned up in the fire. I just said yes. Why can't you, Why are you so stupid? Tell them, Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them, Steve Dave. I'm here with a skeleton crew.

I got Walt here and I got Get them, Steve Dave, head of security on Frank five day. How do you all? Is that... that'd be the definition of skeleton crew? I thought skeleton crew means less. Yeah, I guess, well, Q's not here. Yeah. So I guess that would be calling, get him lesser. I have no way of skeleton. So yeah.

Me neither. I gained two pounds fucking last week. Do you believe that shit? After losing two pounds, I fucking gain it back. It doing the same exact shit It was water weight don't you think so? I hope so. Where you were party and I Frank five night, weren't you? You know, I'm glad to hear you say that that it was that it was a party. It was in fact a party Oh, yeah, there's no way I could deny it now. It's a party. I didn't partake in the party

But I couldn't deny that there was a party going on that week on Sunday. I don't think anybody was shocked that you weren't, that you didn't show up down to the Dublin House. Yeah, nobody was like, hey, where's Walt? I was surprised you guys were there and after I got out of the theater. Where are you? Yeah, I thought like, is Q left the theater? And I was just like, oh, he's probably going.

Q left the theater and he came on back for a little while. He went the long haul. I was very surprised. Yeah, that's great because I imagine that's gotta be the thrill of the whole day. I mean, not to take anything away from Frank, but because I don't think, I know it sounds awful in the way it's coming to my mouth,

but I think because nobody was expecting Q to even show up. Including myself up to a certain point, what he texted me, he's like, how's it going? I was like, oh, here it comes. But not only did he come down, he then proceeded to stay in Shmoos and party. You know, I heard he had the lampshade on

over the top one house. Pretty much too. Like, I was watching him from a distance. I was like, wow, look at this guy go. So it was the bouncer. I was watching the bouncer and he was siding. That bouncer was having none of it. That bouncer was mean bugging everybody. Oh yeah.

He didn't want anybody. I'm at the bar getting drinks for a couple of people and he's like, you can't stand here. I'm like, I'm buying drinks. Like, where? You gotta find a seat. It's like, there's not a seat in the house. It's like, I get it, COVID.

I get it. I fucking get it. But then don't let me in. Yeah, when I walked up and he had it. Then don't let me in. Yeah, when I walked up and he had that like that military ball of clav over his mouth. Right, yeah. I'm like, it's, you can just tell it's one of those people. He's that guy.

Well, I mean, that wouldn't that be you if you were hired by the double, that has to be the, be the bounce. No, you can be intimidating, but like putting that like, oh, this is like, it's something that a soldier wears. Like you would see on SEAL Team 6. So, I wear my mask. It's not like, yeah, thankfully, yeah, thankfully you didn't go that route because you were working security for Frank five day

and you didn't go the intimidating, you know, iron hand route. I didn't really have to luckily, so. But you would have if things got out of the way. Oh, if necessary. You wanted to. If necessary, I wouldn't take a bullet from Mrs. Five. What about Mr.

He doesn't fall into that category. Then I could have Mrs. Five, so. Really? You think that's the natural progression? Frank five gets shot today. Do you think there's a Chap's a there's a there's a Chapman out there that wants to take out a Frank five? That would that would be strange.

If someone had such a man on for Frank five, that fucking blew him away. We should call them in so we can get some reflections on Frank five. If those and those who don't know what we're talking about, this past Sunday was Frank five. Day in TSD Town, which was a day long celebration. Yes.

Frank V, we had balloons get them, we had a banner, we gave away pins and not just any pins, high end, Disney quality enamel pins. So I don't think people expect an enamel. I blew their minds with an animal dude I know you're saying this for ceaselessly, but the number of people I was like that's a nice pin I didn't hear that I think they thought it was just gonna be like one of those circular buttons with a pin on the back You know, yep, but they were pleasantly surprised

Yeah, we had lithograph and all given away for free. We know no Charges were for any of the pins or the lithographs in hopes that it would just be like a complete and utter joyous Celebration I think I wanted to see like you know people putting Frank on their on their shoulders and just carrying them throughout red bank Almost got there. I thought I was so close. I was waiting for a text from get them now You know they'd say, they bought him to his car. They just got to drop it and brought him to his car

for the end of the night, but it didn't happen. Yeah, and you fucking nailed it on the number, dude. Oh, yeah, I got a hundred pins, because I promised only 50 people would get pins, but I said to myself, I bet you 50 people is not going to be the number, I imagine it will grow to at least 75. So I figured I'd get 100 pins to be safe.

And we gave away exactly 100 pins. If there was one more person to see Frank that afternoon, they wouldn't have gotten a pin. They would have walked away disappointed. Like, hey, man, I heard there's some nice pins around. It's a good thing you indoctrinated, Frank five for the previous two days about giving out tickets.

That was a nervous guy. I'm not even kidding. When he messed up one of the lithographs, he looks at me and he's like, what should I do? Well, I told him, I was like, you know, I don't care what sob stories you hear. You cannot give away two pins. Like, you know, all my friend couldn't make it. Can I get an extra pen?

I was like, I don't care what they say. One pen per person and we stuck to it. Thankfully, we did because what sucks is I didn't get a pen for the case. We don't have a pen to put in the case as a commemorative kind of moment, you know, that people could come in and see it like the museum that is the general store doesn't have a Frank Pen. I know who took one. it may be difficult to secure it But we have one

Brian Quinn He took it he was wearing it around proudly. I'm sure that was thrown away You see what I take this again right out the window It's not stuck in someone's tire on the right home the stat now He threw it in the fucking the toll booth Should take care of it That is what 640 someone got a flat tire in the LIE. We come out to their car.

It's a Frank Fly Frank Fly care. Yeah, so if any aunt is out there who attended Frank five day and has a pen and they would like to maybe sell it back to the stash, you know, contact came used to a Gmail. Have we checked eBay? And I will, I mean I I I think that there's got to be somebody out there who's like I really didn't care about

I'm curious myself and I will give I will donate it or sell it I don't want you to donate I will buy it back from you so we could put it in the case in my back program Before I could have just make more pins with of the same exact ones. I could do another run. Yeah and maybe Yeah, and keep keep two back and maybe put them on the on the website that you know what we saw our merch. WWW dot tell them Steve Dave dot com. I don't know if I don't know I don't know if that's tacky. It does it's sunny the day. Yeah. You're making more to try to sell them. Well, I mean I'm only making more because I want one. Right.

But I can't just make one pen. So I'd have to make at least like 50. Well, do it like the, uh, the finals. What just changed the color of one of the colors in the pen? Yeah. I'll think about it. I'll see what happens, uh, after this episode drops. And if anybody contacts me, it's like, you know, I really didn't care about the pen.

It wasn't meaningless to me. There's not an eBay. So I think that's saying something. All right, let's call Frank Fyte, let's see what he says. The man himself gonna get reactions, huh? Ooh. Hi, you've reached Frank Fyte. You're at home right now. I'm gonna play the whole game.

He's calling it three. Is it three? Yeah. Probably a... Frank, what's to call it three. Is it three? Yeah. Frank, what's up, baby? How's it going? Pretty good. I'm here with Walton Gidham and we're talking about Frank five day. Unbelievable day.

Are you still rejoicing in it or? I am, I'm still on the high. Even though I'm the way home Mary, you know, she was telling me to, you know, I am still on the high. Even though I'm the way home Mary, you know, she was telling me to, you know, come down off that cloud and, you know, lighten that to reality. I can't touch it to the road. Yeah, I still have a couple of those balloons with the face on them. So I have a little couple of balloons up and he's kind of put them around the house.

And I thought it would be funny and kind of just popped. So she's over it. She's done. It was, yeah, it was great. Was there any kind of glow from Mrs. Five like afterwards? Like my man, or was she duly unimpressed? I think, I don't know. She was, she was, I got to say, she was a little impressed. She, she just thought it was so nice how, you know, how people came from such distances. And, you distances and they were so excited to meet us and to see me and stuff.

Even she had a little bit of a fanfare. I had to make sure to keep her in check as well because I think she would start to get a little bit of a big head. Yes. You saw that, but somebody wanted to have a Ms. 5 Club and a lot of other people. Lots of pictures on social media of people taking their selfies with her. Oh yeah, and then you know there were some people who were posting like some guys and stuff that they were like, I didn't care about seeing Frank, I was just happy to see this for five. Wow.

I was telling her, you know, you heard? Yeah, she's gonna relax. But yeah, I mean it was just so nice. I mean, I mean, so many people, I mean, I don't even know if I want to get into this, but there were so many people that I just wanted to thank. I mean, I got a little lift here. What a list. I mean, I was like the Oscar.

I love it. Yeah, yeah, key to music if it goes too long Well for putting it all together. I mean, you know without you none of this would have occurred Brie obviously for everything they've done set right next to me, you know, and With a lot of fun through it too for you guys know no it is on the

contribution next to me it's not there for hours to hours i don't even do that at comic book shows that i'm paid to be right right right now so this is a big deal for you to sit right there people don't understand that expectations of me are lower than the average person, so when I do something like that, yes, I should be celebrating. I love the huge stain, the entire tie, which was great, you know, and then you know, you

got Chuck Rupert, get him obviously keeping everybody safe. Thank you. Tommy Lincoln being the bad top, and he cop to make it to people laugh at coming in and tell people they got to get going and doing it in a way that you know, didn't make everybody upset. Obviously Victor, Alex, Tom, I heard about his magic, the ass goes out by, so I'm doing his magic. And name too, I mean, for coming by and hanging out. Sunday Jeff? Sunday Jeff was working.

Sunday Jeff was working. Yeah. Thank you for making it. So what are you thinking, Ming Ford, we're coming out and hanging out? Who? Ming. I mean, does the man deserve a thank you for?

Smoothing for wanting to come down and get bladowed and hang out with girls? Is that really... I mean, does... Did he really do anything worthy of thanking, though? He... Well, he... I don't know, I guess not. I just felt...

I didn't want to leave him out. But I know that. And I find there's a chance of him finding his name to anything he could be there. So I just wanted to try to find out an invention. But you know, and then I mean all these asset broad gifts, I mean, is this what it's like at a convention? Yeah, people do tend to, well, usually they bring you stuff you don't want. You know, like, hey, this is a thing I'm working on, or, hey, here's something to eat that's like loosely packaged in like a ziplock bag. But not even like this is like not even the sealed kind, like the kind that you fold over

a sandwich. I think that's a cool bunch, yeah. Well, I mean, these people, I mean, you know, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, i mean he's used to i mean uh... you know we the this lindsey she brought stuff from trader joe's and then the people from uh... the swan guy brought back the future stuff and the tim connolly autographed and care about that i think just really really thoughtful gifts i love all of them ice i uh... i was there for a very uh... touching moment

that i almost ruined actually between you and a woman uh... an older an older lady who who had a son and she was about to tell us something horrible. And I said, Chuck, Chuck turned on the camera so we can get this, like just kidding around. But I didn't think it was this horrible. I'm not going to say what it was. But I just don't remember her name, but it seemed that you had reached out to her after this happened. And you guys had a little back and forth. Yeah. You know, in the United, we talked about this kind of stuff before, you know, there's times where, you know, we'll just

get somebody instead of putting it out there on the regular feed. Especially, you know, when you put something out on the regular feed, people start replying to it, it just kind of gets lost and everything. So every once in a while, I'll reply to her and I'll say something to somebody in a direct message and something that happened to this woman. I could kind of tell, I mean, she didn't mention exactly what it was per se, but I could tell by the wish she had written. So I just reached out to her and I was just like,

hey, don't worry, this two-shell pass, stuff along those lines. And it really, really meant a lot to her. And to the point where she was describing how she's still reading the DM, I don't know if you saw it, but I almost started to tear up a little bit. Almost. You definitely tear it up. You didn't cry, but you definitely started getting choked up. And we didn't get this on camera.

No, we did. Oh, okay. That's what I was like. Choked up. Stop recording Tom. You're doing this. After he left, I turned it to me. He's like, you know, he goes, I lost all of his stocks for you. And I'm like, why?

Why? You actually showed like human emotions and human feelings. Yeah, I was like, what's with the humanity, bro? I know. I know. But, I mean, did you's with the humanity, bro? I know, I know. But, uh, I mean, did you guys have fun? Oh, blast. Had a blast. I thought it was great.

Yeah, it was awesome. I got so many emails from people who attended, you know, really laying it out there, how much it meant to them, how great a time they had, and how thankful they were that we did it because they hadn't done anything all year because of COVID. So this was the first things. A lot of these people had done since the lockdowns and they were really appreciative

of the day. So it was good. It was cool. Yeah, I feel the same way. It was nice to together. And I mean, I'm not a huge people person, but it was fun, you know, and then going out afterwards and being able to with some of the people. And I think it was a nice way to come out of COVID. Oh, are you out of it? Frank Fahk to close we are. Fuck Fahk. Frank Fahk we are. I forget about cheating up high five. I forget Fountacles, Frank Fount says it's over. I like to wait this guy thinks. I'm very slow.

Could you have forget Fountacles, Frank? Talk to Frank Fountacles. Even Walgons, he did that. It was in fact a party and you were there. You were down at the Dublin house and you part party didn't tell what went time did you leave because I left around like a little bit before 10 and you were still there You're good. You're gonna laugh. I was one of I was one of the last people to go. I closed the joint Wow You were still there when I left but yeah, I was still there when you left No, you left

You left before I left? Yeah, after you left. So I would say, God, I don't know, get them. It was, what was it like, gave you midnight? I lost track of time. I lost track of time. Yeah, it was cool though, because I think that, you know, Q sticking around was such a nice bonus for the people,

because they did not, you know because they didn't expect that. They were happy just to go to the Dublin House, even if none of the people from the podcast had come, because they're all friends and everything, and they just wanted to just communicate and be in the same room, so but to have Q and Brie there and you and Gidham, I'm sure, was a fucking major bonus that they didn't count an incurator fucking rent in the movie theater show what a fucking class move by the

cure that's why he's the fucking curator yeah I think he was he left with he left around the same time I did with two other ants so I think we're the last ones to leave how many did you get hold on Frank did you get, did you get to take home a lithograph in a pen? I did, I did take a lithograph home in a pen. I got my one kid. All right, I would get, you're cut me off because I, because we didn't get a pen for the, for the general store to put on display.

So I was just checking to see maybe if Mrs. 5 took a pin and you took a pin because maybe I could get one for the general store. Well you know what? I will ask her if she has a pin. I think I think I have, I think I can send you one because what I did was I got one from me and then you said I could take one from my niece. So I got two so I can send one back for the general service No problem. Oh Look at that for that's nice. Okay. Yeah, we'll put it on display forever in the case So people could come down and gawk at it. We'll put a little sign there. It's like on loan for the free-clif It's like the home diamond

Yeah It's like the home diamond. Yeah, you know, it's funny because a lot of times, you know, people will, I will come Twitter and I see how people refer to the dance and everybody like his family. Right. And I always understood that, but never, not, I guess I just didn't understand it to be exact. You know, that weekend showed me anyway. Like, what a real family should you like? Come for come for five minutes say hello get a picture and leave. Why can't you be like this? But the

caring and just the loving attitude for everybody and I mean, you know, I looked out when we went out like on Friday and for not Friday on Saturday and kind of like look around for our street, you just saw all these ants clustered together and just it was I mean, I don't want to tell a link, but it was magical. You know, from a podcast, I mean, all these people made these great, great friends from a podcast. And so much so, and love it so much so that they came from all over the place on this one day to not only see some guy who threw up on a fake, but their other friends. And it was great.

I can't stand up nice things. Curator said the same thing. He says when we handed out the tickets and everyone dispersed. He says it was just weird walking, or like magical almost, that walking down broad street just seeing all these ant shirts.

Yeah, like TSD shirts, like five shirts. Walking around town and red bank and seeing like the signs of all people who are in the Tomseys Dave was a cool if not surreal moment to see just people mingling all around town. Yeah. And it had point for that one.

Go ahead Frank. No, I was just going to say for that one day, red days became GDSD town. Oh, that's nice. And it won't be the last time. Oh, maybe. It's not going to have to be that not gonna have to have to work on you. Get him once his day. No, no, no. He wants to sit down. His feet were so swollen and still are outridden that he really. Oh, yeah, being on your feet all day.

Yeah. I'm on what Tom day? We had our Tom day. So that way, we can talk to him. Millisowski day. Yeah. Yeah. I'm, I'm, I want Tom Day. We had our Tom Day so I way can tell tomatoes. It was a husky day. Yeah. So it's really I didn't know. I was gonna say that's, I think that was nice that you would that you would offer Tom up because

of, you know, there's a lot of people who think you guys hate each other. It's hilarious. I'm one of them. I want you to win the Sunday Jeff show. Frank, I just get quite...

Go ahead. Look at that. No, I was just going to say there's so many, I mean, if you did, I'd end up doing this again. I mean, there's just, I mean, there's so many great people that, you know, Sunday Jeff get them Troy, I mean, there's a ton of people that would be deserving of it. Absolutely, yeah. Frank, now you're a bright guy. You're a professor for Christ's sake.

So you may have the answer to this. Now, while you and I were sitting at the table, dutifully, Mary Beth is here. She's hanging out in the back room over there. And she tells me that at one point, Ming offers her a foot rub, much like Tony Rocky Hart in a pulp fiction. Now, I don't have to ask a wall because I already know the answer.

But for some reason, I'm like, oh yeah, and it makes me laugh. I don't know why it doesn't bother me, but if she came up, she's like, hey, he might offer me a foot rub, or this one or that one. Then I would be like, what? But for some reason, it's me. I'm just like, that's kind that one. Like, then I would be like, what? But for sure. And it's me, I'm just like, it's kind of funny. Like I just don't care. At least, I mean, come on, dude.

It's fucking creepy as fuck if you really want the truth because the guy who needed a fucking foot rub, he's not offering a foot rub. That's right. The man who actually needs a foot rub is not gonna get offered a foot rub by me. Because he's not wearing four-inch heels as well. Yeah, I was wearing a seven-. Yeah, I was watching him outside.

You could just see his eyes drift down. Beyond where you think they would to look at women's shoes out there. I'm sorry. It's fucking weird and just like unnerving. He is. Because I saw it in action like. Oh, you're watching? He literally is out of practice because he looks because

he's like he can't hide his back that he's staring at everybody it is really really fucked up he doesn't realize that he's like that he's so plain painfully obviously creeping on people I think I think I mean he just sees on apolog unapologetic too. That's the other thing, like if he gets called out on it. Because there was one girl that did tell me she's like, oh my God, Ming. And I was like, I don't know what to tell you, that's a Ming, like it just accept him as Ming. But like, should I be mad?

Should I be upset by this? Cause later on, he qualified it by, he's like, I was just joking about the foot robber. I know you're married, but no. She wasn't weirded out by it. I didn't say that. She wasn't. She wasn't.

She was out of the blue. Now, why does she take, obviously, obviously she takes her, her, her, how she feels, I don't mean this anyway, but like, I think she's gonna take how you feel is gonna really factor in how she feels about it. If you're, if you are a little bit more, I rate about it, I believe she becomes a little bit more,

like, yeah, it is fucked up, right? Yeah, but she's just like, but if I, like, if I fucking walked up to her and I was like, you need a foot rep, how weird, how weird it out is she? How weird it out is she? Because you don't have that rep. I would be like, did you let him do it?

This is a fucking monumental moment. Just for the camera on. But I'm serious though. Why is it less weird because he asks for it? I know, that's my question. Why? It's not. It is just as weird.

But I just like, I consider him like everybody's gay boyfriend. Like, you shouldn't. I know, because he is. He's trying to get in there and rub feet and shit. But if that's the extent of it, like what happened, she gets a foot rub out of it. I mean, she goes to get her, like at pedicures and shit and they rub her feet and her legs.

And they're always Asian. Her legs. Yeah, like they'll rub up like her calves and shit, you know, like that's part of the, like. That's part of it? Yeah, they put like a lotion on. I'll show you the nails. No, they like will rub feet and lotion of the, like, that's part of it? Yeah, they put like a lotion on. I don't know what you mean the nails. No, they like will rub feet and lotion up the legs and stuff.

Oh, hi, I have to lie. Just up to the knees. I don't know if Meg would be satisfied with that. Meg, you might, you might, well, he's not, well, now he's giving her a pedicure too. Oh, baby, I don't know. That's not true.

You get the little brush. But had that been Mrs. Five, how would you react to it? Would you have laughed it off like I did or would you? I don't think, I, I, I, bullshit. I know you say that now in the moment, but I, I have a feeling it would not be as funny um, if you got the real reactions from Frank in his head. If you know, if you could like hear the thoughts in his head. Right.

As Frank five told, I mean, as Mrs. Five mentioned that, I kind of think it wouldn't be as like, oh, that's just meh. But I'm sure Freg knows what the playing field looks like down there. So I mean, that could affect his reaction. What's that? Oh, yeah, yeah. I don't know.

If somebody was to clutch the rum, her feet more power to them. Yeah. All right. She got that weird toe that curbs her. Hopefully she's got a bunion, some kind of defect. Now, you know what we're talking about. That's an old call back to Tattletails from on the Patreon series, right?

Yep. When Frank kind of like went nuclear on Mrs. Feast feet. My defense I was drunk. He dropped the bomb and nobody was expecting it. Most of all, Mrs. Fie. You're right. You're totally taking it back. Oh, yeah.

But not. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I't think I got out. It's your friend of yours, you know how he is, there's no track, you know, it's be different if it was somebody that you didn't know. I mean like not like a random stranger with like just some ant that happened to be sitting there asking if he dropped Mary Butspeak.

So yeah, okay. So yeah, so let's say it was just a listener who came up to me and need a foot rub. Is it is that okay too? It depends if they're joking, because you don't have very high heels on, so if they're joking around about it, I'd be like, that's kind of weird. But if they were seriously, then I would be like, I would take them outside out and be like, dude, what's your problem?

But I feel like Ming's the only one that I don't want to take outside and be like, dude, what's your problem? Because you do it, I'm like, he, like, Walt's fucking trolling big time. This is his biggest troll ever. I'm like, fuck, he's been trolling for 10 years. Do you feel everyone has like that? Okay, that's just him type, like, trait.

Sure. Like with Walt, like, you know, his eating. It's like, ah, it's just Walt, that's, you know. want that you know No, like if they looked if they were looking at another person for something, you know, I mean No, what do you mean? Like like for me like I would yeah, like I would look at someone socks like if it was a lady and Ming would look at someone shoes If it's a lady. Oh, okay sure. Yeah, I think everybody has it. Okay What yours Frank? What do you look at when you see a lady? Okay, yeah, I think everybody has it.

What's yours Frank? What do you look at when you see a lady? Just the boobs your your your your base Just as creepy as Ming now That seems like less of a chance than the flip-rub. You're right. Well, if you're talking about that, get them. I've made it, I've said it in the past, it's a choker, like choker collar. Okay. I like them.

Okay. So, like, you would compliment a lady on her choker? No, I wouldn't say anything about it. I would admire it silently. Yeah, I'm not the kind of guy that goes up and compliments women because you never know how it's going to be taken and I'm not I'm not I'm not a BQ with the handsome face and shit that they like. I don't mean out of the blue like if you were like I'll come to pepper spray. Okay, I'm engaged in a conversation. Yeah, like you know, just she compliment something you're wearing so like you would compliment. She complimented something you're wearing so like you would compliment. Tip for tat, yeah, go tip for tat.

Although it sounds kind of corny then. Okay. You know, she'd go, I like your bracelet, I'm like, I like your choker. What do you say like that? So, ultimately, Frank, five day, huge success. Maybe we should have started with a lesser personality because how do you beat a hundred people now, unless you bring like,

oh, I think if you were like, it's a few day, yeah. Yeah, I think two. But then you're not getting ants, you're getting IJ people spill on over. Which is, you know, which is okay. So why does they buy something? They're money's great.

But yeah, I'm happy to inform everyone that it was the highest grossing day of sales ever at the Tom Steve Dave general store Wow really because you were a little nervous. Are you here? Oh, yeah, yeah, definitely we did twelve hundred $1,200 and we have to you minus the six hundred and forty dollars for the pins the one hundred the one hundred dollars for the lithograph The money we paid the money we the cameraman, the three cameraman, and everybody. We broke even, oh no, we lost money. We lost money.

It's not about making a profit that day. It was about sending goodwill and making the TSD town residents who could come. It was about just having a day to not worry about the bottom line. Yeah, but that's a big deal for you. Oh, you're a bottom line guy. Yeah, I've learned that the bottom line, if you only adhere to the bottom line, you may lose part of your humanity. Put that in a buffer stick. lose part of your humanity. Put that in a bumper stick. That's all I'm going to do.

There's more to life than the bottom line. I'm just dropping them like fucking the bumper sticker after bumper. Made a lot of money. Tell me to give that comment. Frank, you get, oh, you have to, you have to get off by three o'clock, right? Right, I have a school meeting, but actually I texted, I emailed by boss, so I told him if I was going to be late, he knows I might be late, so it's not a problem. I'm doing an interview about the day I did it a general store, right? No, I also have a question for the table because I'll tell you how I felt about it afterwards.

This also involves Mary Beth. She got a text from her mom. And her mom sent a picture of lingerie. And she said, hey, I'm not gonna use this. Or I bought this, I bought this with some intentions, but they never panned out. I thought you might want it. Oh, I mean, that's a rough text to get.

Oh my God. And I was like, that was my reaction. Like I was like, why would she ever say that? And on top of it, I'm like, wait, your mom's gonna give you laundry that she bought, but isn't gonna use and- What were the- Are they the same size? I guess like some sort use. And what were they? They just hang size.

I guess like some sort of. Were they on Morris? I would think so. I would think so. I would think so. Because they looked more like, because she showed me the picture, they look more like costumes like you would see. Like, like in dead wood.

No, she's not modeling them. No. No, like in dead wood, if you like size, size tolerance place. No, no in deadwood if you like Side tolerance place. No, no, no, this would be something she'd only wear for her husband right That is that is literally one of the cringiest fucking things. I think I think that could I could ever dream up I like I think that's only a writer could dream that up let alone happen in real life She had to just like mortified Who Mary badger have me like mortified. Who, Mary Beth.

I never had me rob my tea. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely, that to have my mother tell me that, hey, I got this for your father, but I guess he's not interested in sex anymore. Maybe your husband is. I don't know, that was the case. What other fucking things didn't work out then?

Some people don't like laundry. I gotta say that. What is the other reason could there be? Maybe she lost weight or gained weight who knows? Like they will fit in more. It was a person to leap to when you get that. Like things that have worked out. Your father's way past the age of being interested in these sexually

I don't care then you say that then you say that then you don't leave this vague Gray nasty dark cloud hanging over both of you and your daughter that like oh my god My father's not into my mother anymore sexually and my mother thinks that I should wear this for my husband who's probably got his way to that fucking point soon anyway I'm like a couple steps behind him like who are we gonna give it to next? you get away from the traveling paintings. I'll set this overnight to you because you need to wear this soon as high as of the traveling past this over night because you need to wear this time of the essence. What makes it even worse is that if I heard Sisi accepts an Alange

Raid, now you have an open tour of conversation. I mean, next time they're talking, you know, Mary Beth Mom saying, you know, hey, how's Alange Raid work out? More I'm saying to her, why didn't it work out? And the whole time, let's say she accepts it. Did she accept it? She did not. Okay.

Let's say she did accept it and she put it into use. Would you be able to forget where it came from, the context, and her head on Mary Beth's body as you're taking it off. Was it unworned? It was unworned. It was unworned, okay. Right? I mean, the whole time when you be like, oh my God, there's the sword history to this

movie. What am I supposed to think about? It was fabric. Yeah. What am I supposed to think about other than your mom? I mean, I'm not a, I don't really, I'm not a big laundry guy anymore. I'm not a big laundry guy anymore. Yeah.

So, so immediately I would be like, even if she was like, hey, here's a gift certificate in my best, I'm going to go get some laundry. I'd be like, you know, whatever. But knowing that she went and she picked it out and she vaguely waited and waited until the most opportune moment presented itself, and then it never did. It's till she's like, hey daughter,

would you like this gently used? I don't know if you know what their anniversary is. I don't know. But I'm going to say we're just past Valentine's Day. So that's could be one of the things I think. Like she bought a Valentine's Day. Could have been. But to answer your question, though, the entire time she was wearing it, that's all I could

think about. See the speculation that we're doing here? Right. All that text can do is cause speculation unless you might outside like hey I get someone gave this to me and it doesn't you know obviously I can't fit into it. Yeah, do you got something? I wanted that Chinese auction Interimed late think yeah just putting things didn't work out the way I wanted them to So I can't use this just

out the way I wanted them to. So I can't use this just lead you down a really dark path that no child should ever go down with evolving their parents. Yeah, I agree. I agree. Don't think people say your job is over when you realize your parents are mortal. Yeah, I think this is like when your innocence ends. Edgar did offer me a cocksack in the shape of an elephant. Yeah, and what was also surprising is how little she seemed to be surprised. Very both, that. She wasn't weird enough by this? She, not really, not as much as I thought she should have been.

And maybe like she took her cues from me where I'm like, what? Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, it was feeling the same thing. She's crazy. Yeah, she just got to read the room before she fucking had remote, any kind of reaction. Yeah, she's like, how's he feeling today?

I mean, how's he feeling this hour? Well, she'll have to learn after being married for a while. That not everything has to be shared with the husband. I mean, she shouldn't need to tell you that her mom was given her lingerie for. No, yeah, she should have just shown up in it. And I might have been like, oula la. The good thing to look very French, very satiny and silky. Yeah, looks good on you, Mariveth.

But I think it'll look better on your mother. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that was unusual. Yeah, but I don't say the least. But I don't have that, I never had the talk with my parents, nobody ever sat me down with the sex talk. I imagine the same was with you, right? Nobody sat you down and was like, Right, but we're talking like apples and oranges here. But I mean, that would develop that kind of relationship and openness, yeah.

There's no need for any adult Child to have that kind of open dialogue about that with their parents none any age any age. Yeah, right? I can't imagine figure it out on your own. Yeah, I can't imagine any benefits that come from having that kind of an open Dialogue about such things. I had one experience with my mother, right? I think I told about it on the show. Pillar on my face. I know we got it. No, no, no, no, we were like at, I think it was CD World in a union.

And it was like, He's telling me this one. It was like, I think it was a sports illustrator, like laser disc or something. Like, and I said to my, this is after she came out to me. And I had said something like, oh, this is something we could both enjoy.

And it did not go over any of you as well. She is, she thought. Yeah. Oh wait, you said that to her? Yes. Oh, I thought she said this to you. I thought she said this to you. I thought she said this to you.

I thought she said this to you. I thought she said this to you. But did it was your mother into like, was she like into lipstick one? Sort of was she until going to look more like you? You, PSDRIP, you. I looked different back then. I hope she didn't have the beard. Yeah, I think so.

Yeah. So like. No, her. I'm treated at the beard. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. So like. No, her girlfriend at the time, she was a Fizzah teacher. So. So thin being, you know, but kind of masculine. But not lipstick. Kind of masculine. No, not masculine. No. No. No. Can most gym teacher, female gym teachers have a kind of a rep as being kind of masculine. Yeah, but like like a like Russian masculine. This she was very... Well, like she's fucking down in vodka and lifting logs over her head. No, like your picture like I must break you. Yeah, that's what I picture female gym teachers that sort of thing. Like the cartoonie one.

It was the eighties, everybody said, the Russians. I would say she was more towards the fam side. Like the cartoony one. It was the eighties, everybody said, derotions. Yeah, exactly. Now I would say she was more towards the femme side. She'd like, she'd like, Well, no, I'm saying her thick one. Her girlfriend at that time was more towards the femme side. Her second one, Helen, she was more towards the, she got collected, uh, payphones.

So she was more towards all the shit that comes out of that. That means nothing to the conversation. Very short, like, m a molotip hair. So yeah. Do you feel you have too much information about your mother's sexuality by her telling you that? I already think that. I'm just hearing that one story.

Do you think that too much was revealed to you by your mother in terms of like, the things that you guys spoke about? Which one she, or when she came out? No, I don't believe so. No, okay. That's good. But you probably learned just as much as you needed to know.

Yeah, and more than I wanted to know at some points in time. Because I, I should be sure to house for a time. So yeah, like I remember the one time I came out of the bedroom and I heard noises coming from the other side of the wall. No, no, no, gotta get downstairs. Don't wanna hear. Don't wanna hear.

And I didn't mention it later. No. Because I didn't wanna hear it again. So how do you say you like you guys gonna keep it down? Yeah, so is something along those lines. Oh my God. I couldn't even bring myself to say that. Oh god, I just punctured but you're job. You can just picture the way I Bluntly say things. Yeah, it did not yeah, wasn't as close as her reaction a guest

No, cuz I think she realized I think she just realized how loud they must have gotten so That's horrific. That's horrific. Yeah, that's why I mean, that's why I didn't want to hear any kind of cello. I was like, put this out there. Stop. Is too wild or just too, like, is it just spring's bouncing or is it like... Oh, it was moaning. Ramp, ramp, puncture's gone. And I'm not sure which one of them it was. So...

Oh. I was like, I don't want to hear it again. So how can you never unhear it exactly here right now, can't you? And I didn't want to hear any more of it. I'm happy. I'm content with the damage that I Would have loved the last. Well, listen, I want to I want to thank you for putting this damage in my head. I have a meeting. All right. I just want to tell you, keep it down.

All right, Frank. Thank you. Good to talk to you, buddy. Have a good one. All right, guys, take it easy. All right. Mary, you'll never believe it, I just heard. Wow.

That's so you, yeah, I mean, you are, it never surprises me. I should be surprised. And I should always be like on the, on the aware, like, you know, just be, oh, ready for any new bizarre revelation that comes at his guy's mouth. But he is triggers that memory, so. Yeah. Oh boy, let's take a break in the fun to talk about Raycon. Ooh, Raycon.

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He's like, yeah, I'm going to, I am going full tech. He goes no more CDs. It's like it's all streaming for me now. It's all digital now, huh? Good for him. It's about time. So whether it's for work or play, a lot of us are gonna be on the move again this summer.

So our advice to you is to take your radcons with you. Whether you're parentheses, provide an example of something you listen to on your radcons. I listen to a lot of podcasts or provide a second example. Music. Here you go. What else are we going to say radcons? I'm going to guess 10,000 songs on one iPod. Well, isn't there only spoken word or music,

you can listen to what else can you listen to? I guess a movie, but. Or like maybe like white noise if you're trying to go to sleep, something like that. Yeah. Someone's speech. Yeah, so music and spoken. My spoken word, isn't it?

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Do you have to, were you exposed to a lot of loud noise? Maybe just Edgar yelling at me when I was young. But it could work like rock shows. Yeah. But I mean, we're talking about, it's not like you were at a rock show every week. I mean, it's like rock shows like, you know, kind of here and there. Yeah, it gets, yeah. But I like beach old age at all.

Or is it only caused by exposure? You really want to hammer me? No, no, no. That doesn't sure. Those, those, our ears are older. I mean, it's not like how many younger it it's like, but it has gotten worse though. As with age, it has gotten worse. So you're right about that.

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Yeah. Mm-hmm. Walter I always like to bring poop, poop news to the, uh, to the show. And I saw Kid Rock had a, I guess he has a bar or a restaurant or something. Yeah, a bar in Nashville. And this guy Nicholas Adam Newhart, uh, was drunk. And a cop came in, a couple of cops came in to break up this routiness and he began swinging and eventually hit them with his colostomy bag, which exploded on the two officers and got his

excrement all over them. Now for anybody who's like all cops are fucking assholes and bastards, it's like this is some of the shit they got to deal No, I'm attended. Yeah, this is some of the stuff they got to deal with man Like I don't believe I'll ever have a job where that's gonna be potentially an issue Yeah, but who's the guy who's the guy that's like And you get up and be like wait, wait, what was that? Oh? the guy that's like, hmm, and he gets like, wait, wait, what was that?

Oh, ah. And are they trying to duck and dodge it? Because you have to seize him, right? Like if he's, if he's acting crazy. Yeah. Cause they don't come into the bar and we're just like,

Now why is it important that Kid Rock owns the bar? I don't think it is. I think it's like, that's right. Well, just to try to do that. That's a clickbait. No, I think it's clickbait because it's like, Hey, Kid Rock and people are like, oh, there's a name I recognize.

I think it's shockingly, if it were just, hey, man, swings, colostomy, bag, and hits cops with excrement, it's not sexy enough. Well, it's still clickbait, isn't it? I would click it. Yeah. I think it's just adding more sprinkles onto the Sunday as it were.

Oh, and it happened to be a Kid Rocks bar. Well, I know Kid Rock is a staunch Republican. So maybe they're taking a little jab at them for that, you know, you know, here's the kind of stuff that goes on at a Trumpy bar. Okay, possible. You know, people like the drag politic politics into everything. Just yeah, yeah. And another like, do you wear that uniform ever again, no matter how much it's all they have to give you a new one? Yeah, I have one for you,

for you. But I, um, did you hear about the, um, the divorce of Bill Gates and his wife? I did. That is some settlement. I don't know anything about the settlement, but I want to ask you, does that, um, did, did your, did your wife hear about it too? She did not. I don't think she reads the news at all ever. Because I would be like, does that cause concern, no? Like I think any married couple hearing that they're getting divorced has to be like concerned and be like, damn,

because how could you be unhappy? If it could happen to Bill Gates? Yeah, how could you be unhappy? But was it maybe because Bill Gates had a girlfriend though? That I think he was visiting here in there. Yeah, I think she allowed one night a year that he could spend with his ex-girlfriend. Who? Could you imagine suggesting that? She's married to somebody famous. I can't. So, and now why do you agree to that only because he's Bill Gates, right? And only because he's one of the most powerful men on the planet?

There could have been a side agreement as well on the other side that just didn't make it. Okay, because I'm thinking like if you were, if that couple with all the money on the planet can't find happiness, I mean, what's, what hope is there for just Joe Schmoz, though? So does that reinforce the old axiom of the money can't buy happiness? I guess it does in some way, but I'm like, like if you have everything,

there is nothing, there is nothing you can't acquire or do and you're still not happy. And you're even getting one night a year out your ex girlfriend. And it's still not happy. And you're even getting one night a year out your ex girlfriend. And it's still not good enough. What hope is there for Joe Schmoss? The guy she's married to, okay. So I guess he put it in their prenup.

Damn, he's genius. I should have done that. What was in the prenup? That he's allowed to spend a long weekend every year at a cozy beach cottage with his old girlfriend. And he made sure the Bizarara arrangement was part of the deal when he married Melinda French in 1994. Well, that's a long time they've been married.

What do you... What do you do on that one night that is like... Or like you have to have it though. And now I believe the ex girlfriend is also married. Yeah, she's married to not Kevin Klein, not a famous guy, but his detective brother, Alex Klein. Now, how much does he have to give that girlfriend the partake in this yearly rendezvous?

Because look at him. I mean, come on. Right. If he doesn't have fucking Bill Gates money, it's not a chance on the planet that she's like, yeah, okay, for the next forever forever, I'm going to meet you. Even if I'm married, I'm going to meet you on an island for one night rendezvous every year. The close pair continued making the yearly jaunt down the south, down south together, even after breaking up in 1987. When winblad, who at 70 is five years older than Gates,

yeah, you kind of do forget that. They're really old. So they were going to like a festival or something? Or a... The secluded trips involved everything from riding dune buggies to hang gliding and quiet strolls on the beach. We share thoughts about the world in ourselves.

She told them. Oh, it's not physical then. It's all, it's all spiritual. You can share your thoughts about the world and ourselves. She told them. Oh, it's not physical then. It's all, it's all spiritual. You can share your thoughts on the world through Microsoft Messenger. I'm sure he's got the premium version. Boom, get him, drop it a mic. Taken down the powerful truth. It's not just talking.

It is not just talking. So how much does there, so you think there's some kind of stipend, like not like a prostitute, because that would be too insulting? Well, why not? But it like buyers are an expensive gift. You know there is, there's got to be.

But now, hasn't he, hasn't he promised to donate most of his fortune to like charities and share it? Upon his death, so by her taking half of that, she would be depriving. She didn't take half She took 1.2 billion in stock. Oh, oh, that's all. Yeah, can I imagine a marrying you're just like yeah, I'm gonna be a billionaire We're marrying a woman like you marry woman. You're like wow now. I'm a billionaire. It's it's inconceivable

Right, that's what I'm saying. It's hard to imagine that Like what happens that you're not happy, like there is nothing that should stand in the way though because there is no mountain that can't be climbed with that much money. It's that, you know, you have space, you're like, okay, in your thousand-room mansion, you can have your own space when you want it.

Yeah, you can have your own house. Yeah, it. Yeah, you can have your own house. Super house. Yeah. Okay. That's. Yeah. How come you cannot make it? How do you not be able to make this work when you have that?

If you don't make it work, then just pretend you're swinging. But I mean, if you can't make it work, it's very, because she knows she has that in the, in her back pocket, they're like, well, if we get divorced, I'm still going to be fucking super rich beyond, like, you know, what most people will ever see. And she's very philanthropic, as well, I believe, because that's the Billman litigates. And it's like, I think of my last girlfriend. It's like, even if she came into it with fucking $20 billion, I would still be like insanely unhappy and not wanna be there, unless I could take yearly jaunts.

But I imagine the billion dollars soothes a little bit of the rough edges that we're going on though. It would make a lot of palatable and digestible. Rather than zero, yes, definitely. I mean, ah! digestible rather than zero yes, definitely

but I mean if you're living separate lives everything else like that the only thing really holding it together is that piece of paper so you know Why would you is it just for appearance is sake or and especially if everyone knows that you're like separate it I don't know just maybe maybe go like, man, like what if they can't get along and they can't make it work? I mean, that's tough because there should be, I'm sorry, with that kind of money, there is nothing that like should be in your way. What's supposed to bug you?

When you're not $60 billion, yeah, like what's bugging you? Literally the other person, like, you know, there are mannerisms that start getting under your way. What's supposed to bug you? What? When you're not $60 billion, yeah, like what's bugging you? Literally the other person, like, you know, like their mannerisms are starting to get under your nerves. After 27 years, maybe. But this would be, this would be thinking that they're like living in a small house and they're eating right on top of each other. But again, we know they're not.

But when you're pretty much living apart, like 99% of the time, then that's where you're finding happiness. And all that's holding it together is that piece of paper. So, you know, why not rip it up just to get over it? You know, not that anything's going to change after you rip that piece of paper. Why do you keep touching it? You can't stop himself. It's the thing in front of me. So, I mean, you're, you're broken up about this. Yeah, really, really, it really, it really put me in a bad spot when I found out that the that the gates weren't getting the divorce did it make a question your marriage

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Yeah, we've adapted it. No refunds, no it. No refunds no return So Pam and my sister and Autumn and my aunt Mary Bethy all went to a girls launch right I won't worry with the details of it But my nephew Hunter got all his nose out of joint because he's like, well, why? Why? Because he wanted to go. He wanted to go to the girl. Why? That's why I question. And what's going on there? All I could think of was like, so let's see.

This lunch takes two hours. I was like, that's two hours. That for me, just me, you know, just hang out and don't have to worry about anybody or anything, right? How old is Hunter? He's 20. He's 25. Oh, okay, okay. I'm actually like, he's 14. Oh, okay. No.

So he suggested that we have a boy's dinner, but he wants to have it at a strip club. Now, is the obvious answer, because like, I've been to strip clubs with Darren. I've been to strip clubs with Eric. Not with Hunter ever, but the question is, is it my duty to go to a strip club with Edgar? He wants Edgar to come too? Well, I figure Edgar's part of the boys, right? Yeah. I realize a good set of titties, I bet.

It's really a teller though. This feels like moaning from the bedroom. Tell him, Steve. Oh, this feels like moaning from the bedroom. Tell them, Steve.