Tell Em Steve-Dave - #483: A Joyride Into Space

Episode Date: June 14, 2021

Neighborhood patrols, ‘raunchy’ parades, advertisers, serial killers, Jeff Bezos and stoned lobsters.

A few minutes later... Uh, Keele, I noticed that your boners in full bloom. You think this such thing is just kings? I'm here with BQ. Yo. BQ I can't help but notice that your once beautiful visage is all scarred up from Poison Ivy. What happened? Poison Ivy all over my face, my arms, my leg. You know, I did garden work, dude. I'm a common man. You were out there gardening?

My yard working on the fields. I'm doing polite voices on it. I don't see any. Yeah, it's on my eyes. It's on my eyelids and stuff. Wow. I saw that you posted that. And I took that down. Too many people were concerned and I was like, I thought it was a joke, I asked you to store it some prayers. Oh, I was getting full of my pants and I was like, Jesus Christ, pull this down.

Well, that's because some people, present company get poison, I'd be so horrifically that it has left PTSD. Yeah. Like I have nightmares about like getting poisoned. I've gotten it so bad where like I was like the elephant man was laughing at me. Yeah. I've had to like that one as a kid.

I was hospitalized for it as a kid hospitalized. So you're allergic to it then. I'm severely allergic to it. Yeah, me too. So when I heard that you had it, I texted it back and I was just like, you got to go down to the river. Yeah, I remember you were saying like the river, the waters of the river, did it.

I did my own version, I just went in my pool, it's a saltwater pool, so I was kind of gonna do the same. It was itchy, but it felt good being in the pool, so you know, it balanced out. Oh yeah, man, when I heard that, I was like, oh God, that is like the worst poison I've eaten. Just on my fingers and it's like all of my arm and you do your own gardening is this is the reason I don't do anything

Not massive. You've seen his landscape. You know mother fucker plants a flower too It was more like my neighbors weeds were growing into my yards I went back to to hack him back a little bit and I got a little poison ivy That that is one of the I had come back a little bit, and I got a little poison ivy in fucking that movie. That is one of the reasons that I have been able to get the free pass on doing any kind of outdoor yard work from the misses,

because she knows how tragic my poison ivy can be. So she realizes that I do not belong out by any greenery. Yeah, I think I've given up now too. Oh, did you ever have it on your down below? Ever or currently? Oh, you have it down below too? Yeah, it's a little on the roof.

But you're gonna throw it. I'm gonna throw it in. I'm gonna throw it in. No, you know, you just come in and dig a piss and that's it. Wow. No, but I mean, all kid inside, I remember I had it, I remember going to sleep one night and not feeling right.

And then the middle of the night having these weird dreams being so itchy and I woke up and I had it like, like elephantitis down below. Yeah, it's not, no, I don't have that right now. I couldn't figure out what was going on. I mean, they're not bigger than normal. Yeah. Whoa. I couldn't figure out what was going on. I mean, they're not bigger than normal But I had to go to the emergency room because I didn't know what was going on Yeah, and I thought that I had

STD's I didn't know what actually I thought I had I had just got roller blades and it was in the early 90s And I had And to diagnose you with gay Rollerboy in the early 90s and I had and I had and I know she with gay and roller boy and I had covered because I I didn't have metal what's it where you put the wheels in not the spokes but the the metal you know the tracks and the wheels a little bit of line and I had plastic ones I was one of the first ones to get plastic instead of steel or metal. And I was afraid that like you know what we were playing hockey that it was going to take big chunks out of the plastic. So I covered my plastic with electrical tape.

Oh the wheels. Not the wheels, but the outside area so that like when the fray gets scuffed. Guy, and I thought that I had since I had done that, I thought I had, so I was allergic and maybe to the residue of the tape on the glue on the tape. But I went to the emergency room that Dr. told me it's like, no, this is poison, I've been. Poisoned, I mean, yeah. It's the last man I probably saw in my stuff.

Damn, you're straight. Yeah. Take back what I said about those rules, kids. Yeah. Oh, man, yeah, and it was horrible to have it down there. Yeah, it's it's itchy. It's terrible. In my 53 years, I've never had poison.

I do. Do you think it's just because you can't get or you just haven't come into contact? I think I can't get it. I mean, as much as I was up in the woods and as much as fucking lawn cares I did when I was working when I lived at Edgiers, I maintain that you just haven't come into the into contact with a with a seeping poison ivy leaf. Why do it test? I'll find some. I'll rub it on my arm. I would not show you it sucks, dude. It sucks. It's a poison oak poison sumac. I don't know what the difference is like on your skin is it all just the same

they're all brutal. Yeah. I even I even got the poison apple and I went away to Farron oh and you're on your trip. What do you mean? I'm I'm infected with the poison apple that they they were roping off areas and trees of the island I was on to don't go near them because it's such a hostile Poison IVS kind of plant I I've never heard of this before. Yeah, and I got it on my leg.

Ooh, save an old woman. Yeah, there's only, he was carrying an old lady. But I don't remember the term poison apple. Yeah, that's what they called it. Yeah. Over there, that's what their natives call it, the poisonous. That's the same shit. It's very ancient mystery.

We want to say indigenous officially, right? Well, I mean native, like native I met the natives of that Nobody threw a spear at you They didn't say it in broken English they were just like clicks Wow, just don't go near that it's roped off for a reason asshole, you know Yeah, don't don't go over there and rub it on you trying to think that you're not gonna get it because if you do get it You're gonna regret it because you know there are't don't go over there and rub it on you trying to think that you're not going to get it because if you do get it you're going to regret it. Because you know there are people who are like whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo You know, it applies to I was here over the weekend and there was a big gay rally down at a riverside park Well, that sounds like fun, and I'm just saying

Walt Flanagan mysteriously skipped town the same weekend I don't know Oh, you can stand it I didn't even know this going on, but did you hear it? the um kind of the controversy about this is that where do you guys fall on public displays of sexual activity during these festivals and these parades where they say it's all part,

hey, that's part of our identity too, being able to publicly show you how it's done. Yeah, I think it's safe to be like, hey man, I disagree with that part of it. I don't think your whole soul is to be like, you know what I'm saying? I don't wanna see anybody fucking do a shit in the streets.

Anyone, anyone, anyone, anyone, maybe maybe two hot dogs, eighties. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm too hot, I'm so damn hot two hot dogs. I'm gonna say, oh, too hot. I'm gonna throw my support behind that. But I'm gonna have to figure it out. So yeah, I guess I am behind gay public displacement. In fact, are you are you referring to the carons at the hotel pool? Well, or is this something different?

What's the carons? It says that there were a couple of carons at a California hotel pool, got into a heated confrontation with other guests after allegedly berating a female couple for kissing in front of children. No. They're always putting it on the children. No, we're not talking about kissing. No, we're talking about like there was a big article I read that, you know, even some

of the gay community don't know where they fall because they say it's such an important part of our culture and such an important piece of our identity like don't suppress us from showing you in public some of the more like, you know, crazy shit that's all. Oh, wait, are you talking about like the kink people who are going to shit? Okay, okay, I read that. It's a kink or gay or is it? Kink. Well, there's, there's the gay parade. Sure.

But then there's a subsection of it. That's like kinks like the picture I saw is some dude in a dog mask at a dog park. Get walked down the street. That's fine. You want your kids to see that? I wouldn't read Magnu Jersey? I wouldn't mind you. That's fine. I mean, come on. I mean, they do like dogs. Because in Ques, they do like dogs.

Man, I took all that shit from the King's family. That's true. You're appropriating it. We're currently being sued by the King community. But when I read the article, because they didn't really go into what exactly they're talking about, or because it makes your mind wander. Are they talking about like BJs on the float?

Like when they're like on a parade float, is our BJs being performed? Because I would be like too much. Too much. You can't do that. Right. Well, they never go to San Francisco. I went to the San Francisco.

It was street fair. It's like a like a kink street fair and holy shit. There are people getting their asses well done. People walking like a like a kink street fair and holy shit. There are people getting their asses well done. There are people walking around naked like a paddle. Oh okay. But that is I don't know man like because I don't have kids on them. I have kids so I don't care about any of it really but but I think like I don't know that you pull a shit in red bank New Jersey. If San Francisco wants to have a kink fair and everybody there goes that's the place to have it. Have it. Then you just know not to go there.

But I think, you know, tell me the water red bank. I don't know if you want a guy blowing another guy in a fucking ass. What is the guy performing? Yeah. Promises to never like take his mouth off it so you never see. So you never see it. I make it exposed. Can I get his number?

Never take it off. That's pretty awesome. All right. Going down to all the side rooms. This is mouth. This is plugged up. Sweating inside is mouth. I mean, if he wants to do it, I mean, so like he's made, he's maintained. I could keep it in there because we're the duration of the parade. Don't worry about it. You know, I'll make sure that nobody actually ever sees my mouth come off of it. So it's exposed to the parade. Don't worry about it. You know, I'll make sure that nobody actually ever sees my mouth come off of it. So it's exposed to the public. So you know it's in there. Yeah, you know, uh, yeah, I think it's a bit much. I don't know. I don't care about any of that stuff, but I think that again, not for me, you can tell me there was a parade flow going down.

They were dudes blowing each other. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna gotta see this. I'm gonna go up and see this. I'm gonna see this. What did they put on the float? It's the one chance in life you'll get to see gay guys on a parade flow blowing each other. I passed that out. I've been to lots of parades. I've never seen that.

Yeah, but at the same time, I couldn't, you know, if a mother was like, I don't really want my kids to see that, I could really, you can't wanna be like, you're over Am I over am I over thinking or let him my imagination run wild with me? Is it it's not that crazy where they're like doing that kind of stuff right on a float? No, no because they were talking about how they like they demand to be able to do things You know, no, you know, there's something called public decency. And it applies to all of us.

But am I overthinking it and let my imagination go crazy? Is it more like what you're talking about, like maybe a little tiny whip on a guy's chat? I think it's far worse than what you've conjured up. It's even worse than what I've taken. Yeah. It's like, you're in centipede level of the fact that you're out of the float.

I would have been surprised. If it's that big of a deal that they're like the king people should not be allowed in our parade Which just goes to show no matter what marginalized group there is they're marginalized and somebody else is marginalized upon It's a it's a riddle box and something mystery. Yeah, there's always someone What do you got the nesting dolls of shame? I Don't I don't think we're far out. I was in Manhattan last night. I went out. I went out out Oh, out out out party one party in last night. I only got three hours sleep through. I was sleep I'm so hungover the fact that I'm here is is a testament to my really yeah, I'm fucking do our party and It's party since since since COVID hit this was it this was the big one

have you lost your ability to party it's gone it's all gone I want to see a comedy show and then we walked we just went wound through Manhattan walked about three miles through Manhattan just stop at a bar you know but but do the streets are fucking exploding with people like people are they, there's an energy, it's a good, it's a bad time to be in Manhattan because the Blasio is really fucked up the city, but it's also a great time to be in Manhattan because I don't know when you're gonna see something like this

again, everybody was out, everybody was like, fucking going crazy. Like they were just gangs of part of you like just wandering the streets. It was kinda really cool to see. But everybody was under control though. There was nobody was on the criminal No, there was no criminal activity going on Well, yeah, well, what's that? Well, you know jiggie. You know jiggie. Yeah, he's on ts day

He got he got some guy came up behind him and just punched him in the face. What poor jiggie So you went down he got the footage of it He was like he's a victim of one of those weird crimes that you just see this guy circling on a bike And jiggy walks past him and gets off the bike. It's fucking jams jiggy in the face from behind So he goes down and you see him go down and he looks up and he's like what the fuck and the guys like just all crazy It's like it's crazy street person the man hadn't no No, there's a lot of that But you know who you know what are you gonna do?

So you but you knew this going into your party. Yeah, and you weren't worried about guys on bikes No, really, I mean, what am I gonna do? Not gonna win a win-train There's this too much going on there. That's good. I think but it is it's a different city But I I think like it's the mixture is great. I mean nobody like everybody's half dressed It wasn't even that warm last night and everybody was half dressed drunk and stumbling or as like it was like Sodom and Gamora like everybody's ready to fucking party man One big king parade. I didn't see any stuff like that. I mean definitely the youth of of Of the Barrow Manhattan already the fuck because they were all dressed like they were in the fuck

I was like even I was just like this is getting crazy. Is this what kids are wearing? Like I was starting to get old. But it was good to see. It was good to see the vibrant energy and the bars filled and all the street cafes that they've opened up all filled and stuff like that. It was, it was pretty fun. It was fun to see. I mean, I wouldn't do it again for another six months, but you know, now how did Jiggy Faire did he get up and shake it off or was it? He got up and shook it off. He reported to the police. He did.

He reported to the police. He went to all the businesses and got like the camera footage to try and track the guy down and stuff like that. But the cops were like, basically like what he, the cops are like, well, what are you going to do? This is just what's happening now and how are we going to try, you, we'll do our best, but you're not gonna look for them. They are But you can't even see the guys fucking face. It's just a guy on a bike with a fucking bet You know, I have down the shit like that and

Cops are like this is just what's going on You guys circling on a bike. Hey, they might not have said it exactly like that, but to give us like, yeah, they were essentially like, what are you gonna do? Whew, yeah. You would think it, like you'd be on your guard, like if a guy circling me on a bike, I'm not taking my eyes off him.

He wasn't circling to you. He was just like on the street, like, and then when he saw you, he went in like a shark and just hit him. I wonder why, Jiggy, like, how does he pick him? I mean, he's a slight guy. Because it was a, because I wondered if it was a racial thing

because the guy was black, but like plenty of people walk by that were white and they got in a punch and Jiggy said he thought maybe, he goes, it might have, maybe he thought I was Jewish for some reason and this is related to all the Palestine, fucking stuff that's going on now. What are you doing the Asian eyes? Jiggy?

No. Maybe he thought he was even. Surprisingly for once he wasn't doing it. Wow. And then he was like, yeah, but he was, it was just, I don't know where man, it was crazy. But then the same thing happened at Red Bank. That fucking homeless guy that was sleeping in front of the store. Yeah.

That Mike was paying off. And everything was like, yeah, I came up to the store. He had like $10 bills laying all over. He's sleeping in the entry way to the store. And then a night later, didn't he just fucking suck up on some assholes? No, I hit a guy over at Windmill in the head with a stick, but it's four and a half. So you can't say it's not an happy guy. He got out almost immediately, right? Yeah, I don't know why. Maybe it's a false sense of security.

I just feel I'm safer in Red Bank that I would be in Manhattan on a Saturday night, you know, I don't think it's false We live in a lily white summer Yo, he was kind of me. It's everywhere. He's saying but it is but not on the same level though I don't think I mean, I'm not as loose five million people on it. Yeah, yeah, absolutely You guys ain't escaping it out here, but I but I, yeah, I'm done with you. I don't have that chill. Stan Island. No.

No, none of the shenanigans that are going on in Manhattan are going on on, on Staten Island. Man, that really seems like Manhattan and Brooklyn. Yeah. A lot of the things that's going on. I mean, it's probably going on, Stan Island. I'm just saying, my own experience, I haven't seen a lot of it. Would you ever join a neighborhood watch?

No. No. I don't want to. What am I going to do? I just feel like you're, you know, you ever join a neighborhood watch? Yeah, I don't know. What am I gonna do? I just feel like you're, you know, how can you get a fucking ring doorbell that I've been told that you're the fucking fascists? Like, what about it? What? I'm not gonna try and force,

I'm not gonna try and force it. I'm not gonna do it. Well, you know, you and some concerned neighbors, you form your little neighborhood watch, you go around and you just kind of make the rest of neighborhood feel more at ease that you guys are out there. You've seen his neighborhood. What are they going to do? Hey, your poison ivy's growing on the somebody's property. We call like we when there are because we know, you know, and it's a small neighborhood and we're

not and we're kind of all, you know, know each other here and there. So it's like when there are because we know, and it's a small neighborhood of when not, and we kind of all know each other here and there. So it's like when there's someone up there that shouldn't be up there, the tech start flying. That person is fucking trapped. Yeah, it was just like crazy. I walk in, walking down the street and I texted my neighbor. I mean, he was like one shoe, he had like one shoe.

You guys were all pretending to be bird watching, but you're actually just, yeah. I fucking texted my neighbor, I go to, I was like just to, you know, get like one shoe. You guys were all pretending to be bird watching, but you're actually just, you know. I fucking texted my neighbor, I go, dude, I was like, just to let you know, there was like, there's a guy that just walked down the street. I was like, he's got his shirt like off, one shoe on the pants down to like his like mid thigh. And he's like, all right, I'll take my knees,

you got these two giant dogs, because I'll take my dogs for walks. It's no longer like that. I was recruited as a young man to join my neighborhood watch. Hard. They came after me. They, for some reason, they wanted me on the neighborhood watch, and we're like multiple times they were like, they came to my door, the villagers, you know, like almost like,

you know, like a Frankenstein kind of aspect of it, you know. They were like, we want you to join the neighborhood watch. And I'm like, take this torch. I'm like, I'm not, why, why, we don't need a fucking neighborhood watch. There's nothing going on. You guys are fucking insane. Like you're, you're so paranoid, delusional, that you think that this, this little town needs a neighborhood watch. I was so, not like myself where I wasn't, I just like kind of just was like stop asking me You know this old man kept asking me that and I was convinced that he then was opening my gate to let my dog out Oh really my dog kept getting out and like the gate kept getting open on me and I was like is this asshole

Fucking opening that gate on purpose to make me think that someone's coming to my yard when I'm at work And it turned out like I was I was so ready to go over there and fucking blow up on them But then it turned I stayed home from work one day and I'm sitting there watching Don't open the fence and another dog came by and I saw him open in the gate with his with his nose And he opened the gate it was unbelievable and I like I owe that guy who's dead now A major apology that I never gave him though You want to do it now you want to go to his grave? Yeah, I mean I mean what will it do? I mean, let's do it.

Let his talk out. Yeah, but I was I could have had a maybe they maybe they heard about my My aspirations to become a sheriff in my younger days. I thought I would be a good candidate for the neighborhood. Watch. Yeah, what were they watching for? It was mostly kids in our time. Oh, yeah, it was just kids hanging out. Like that's why music loud.

Yeah, just literally hanging out on the street just sitting around talking. Yeah, it's like, what are you gonna do? Like if you're a kid and like you hope a neighborhood watch comes up to you, could you be like, fuck you? You're an kid and like you hope a neighborhood watch comes up to you because you'd be like fuck you Funny, uh, Q. I noticed that your boners and full bloom. It's look good Yeah, it still works. Yeah, I know. It's still work him. Hey, let me hip you to something this episode is sponsored by Blue Cho

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to take it too early and then you're starting to get it at the restaurant? Oh, because you're thinking about what's gonna happen. Yeah, before you even know of it's going to be the other G's in the air, you know? Yeah, it's going to be the energies in the air, you know? Yeah, and then it could be a turn off to like, you know, when you're leaving, you know, it's obvious for you. You're the house to end.

Yeah. What do you want? You're not in a garbage bag. That's a blouse. But I would think that that would be, the timing has got to be, it's almost got to be synchronized. Maybe like when you're perfectly car in the way home, you pop it in.

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now. Yeah. Yeah. What would somewhere say that happens though? What are my seeds? You're shamed. Yeah. Boneshade.

Just pull you shirt down, stretch it out like get over the bonaire. I don't know. That's why I always wear like a hoodie or something. So I have that extra light. Like, cool. Is that light? Yeah.

I don't think I've ever been on stage in kind of bonaire. Now I'm thinking about it. No? No, I don't think so. I've never stage a gun of boner. No, I'm thinking about it. No, I don't think so. I've never been like, I said the stereotype or the cliche of being up in front of the class and getting a boner. That never happens to me either. Yeah, where's the most inopportune moment you can ever think of? I don't know that let's I'm saying, like I don't think that I've had that experience

of like shame about a boner. You never just fall asleep in a long car ride and it's just all of a sudden, you know, with your friends. Somebody's placed a coat over your lap. Let me drop the fan upside down. Let me sleep. Usually that's like the one one you can't control could you sleep in Yeah, no, I I never had that issue. I mean definitely like in the firehouse like I'm looking up with like a boner Yeah, you know So around the other guys are just one you're wrong duty just by yourself. Just look at the guys. Just watch them drill just by yourself. Just looking at the guys, just watching them drill.

So I'm like, running the hose and stuff. Yeah, running hose. Yeah. Humping all that hose all over the place. It's great. That's for those people who are gonna bitch in about the commercials. Yeah, there you go.

Yeah, that's about the new people are bitchin' about commercials. They're not funny anymore. Well, I mean, that's the fun. I found out that the funnier they are, the less chance that we get paid. We do free commercials without even knowing. Yeah, people cannot expect fucking burrow treatment of any of the sponsors anymore. No, that was the swan song. It's advertisers don't go fuck themselves. I was afraid that we're gonna threaten fucking litigation.

It was so horrible. Some of the things we were talking about on the air. Well, I was, I was, I was, I was revisited that with Mary Beth recently. And I was like, what, what was it exactly? She was well, because I was like, why would burrow be mad if I said something about the, about the agency?

And she goes, they weren't. Well, that was part of it, but the first part was Walt bringing up Hitler. I'm understandable. That's his show that I don't know the show, though, because this is a fucking good chance it was coming up every episode. That's what I said.

I was like, do they know what show they're advertising with? And that's like things that don't have to do with the product may come up. And now I understand like there's a difference between like you know, Bluetooth bringing up something and then like a couch company and we're like, hey, so about Hitler. Do you remember Sherry's berries? I mean, we did all the other Hitler things. They got mad about it too. Yeah. We're not putting train Hitler in a good light. Like he's constantly Put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up, put your hand up sneakers the way that they made the way that designed it. It looks like the hair. Oh, really? And the little mustache. And of course, it's so iconic. How did they miss it? It's

when you look at it, you maybe like I could see, you know, especially young designers. They may not have that kind of like immediate imagery come like forcing them to see the resemblance of Hitler in their shoe design. I think there's something. That's a stretch. I agree, right? That's a stretch. Don't you agree that that really does not,

I mean, there are ugly shoes, I don't like them. They're terrible. But I would not look at those and be immediately be like, oh my God, it looks like Aval for her. I would never have seen that. Like I still don't really see it. They're poomans. Yeah. Yeah. But you know, it's day and age, bro. Well, don't you think there's a psychosis that goes along with seeing something everywhere? Like, I don't consider myself to be a racist, right? Or an anti-seminer

any of that shit. Now, I look at those sneakers that I'm like, oh, they're just ugly sneakers. I don't see things that other people see. Yeah. Like who are constantly looking for something. It's fucking crazy. I mean, I guess like their point of view would be like, yeah well if your grandmother got sent to a fucking oven, you'd be looking all the dude out there. I'll be too. Pretty surprised if the people complain and had grandmother sent to the ovens. Oh you think so? Yeah, I think these are probably very young woke people who are, you know,

looking at this shit. Fuck, a Puma, a Puma listen though, right? But like I come from a time where if like, let's say Puma put out this shoe when we were young, I'd be like, wow, doesn't that look like Hitler a little bit? That's so weird. And then I would never think about it again. Well, yeah, but it's a different era though. You wouldn't have social media though to have a catch on fire. It would just be something that

you bemused yourself with, you know, saying and showing us somebody else, and be like, oh yeah, yeah, now we get the end of it. Well, maybe the difference is like, even with social media, I wouldn't be like, I'm gonna go to Twitter and take a picture and put this like, I just would be like, I'm gonna die one day, and I'm gonna fucking have spent some of my time like taking pictures of these shoes to complain to Puma. You know, rather have poison ivy on my balls. God, that's no fun. I was wondering what you were talking recently about your dad

and not reconnecting with him around the chance and blah blah blah whatever. I'm sure I'm lying to me. Well, you forgot already? I was over it. Were you? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, you're gonna like this question, Evan. Go ahead, but I have one for you guys though. I feel like you guys may have been the cause of why I felt the way I did for a couple of weeks. Oh yeah. Because we were dancing around talking about how green or dead, so. No, because you guys professed your love for me. Right.

And you might be the two only males in my life have ever said that to me. Really? Yeah, that's what somebody said to me. And like I think that when when they said that to you, it brought up subconscious and brought up feelings and to bubble to the surface that you have been. That's some real insightful shit, man. Yeah, I went in and thought of that. That's a pretty insane.

An ant to do that. Yeah. Oh, nice work, yeah. Oh, so you didn't figure it out. No, but when they said it, I was like, holy fuck. I'm gonna take that theory. Fucking asshole. Shit.

Oh, where you're dead now, Walter? Go ahead, that was your question. Well, I was curious. If you, you're like, you know what? I'm gonna, I may regret it if I don't reconnect. So you try to reconnect and you find out that he is in jail because he was a legit serial killer. Are you more or less likely to want to visit him. Or have him as a guest on the show. I have a call in. Um, completely and utterly not contacting him.

Even if it's even had little I was going to contact him before finding the information out, now it's even cemented even further that I wouldn't be contacting him because I would be like How far away does the apple fall from the tree then because then I'd be really be like going like reexamining everything I've ever said had done and thought you know because of a hate women All those animals I killed This might be a costly like virus Yeah, you probably want to protect your girls from even the social. And yeah, even it would be, again,

it would probably be just my mindset of being like, I would not want to have any contact, let alone then talk to them. Not even letters, nothing. Nothing, huh? Nothing. Why? No, I was just wondering if like,

if you would be more or less likely if he did something which, while evil, is still pretty interesting. Because if I found Edgar, it was a serial killer, right? He gets busted, they swarm the house, they swat him. He's carted off to prison shit. That will dizzy now. He's like 75. I mean, he killed somebody when he was like a tick, like three people over the course of

a week, back in 78. It could happen. It happens all the time. Yeah, there are tons of people who are like, that was on the road a lot. What? That's true. Is a construction worker? They're like plenty of construction sites where you could have been. Oh, yeah, right in the cement.

Shit. It knows how many of his things. I'm just going to assume you did it. But they say, you know, you see, you know, siblings, not siblings. What's it called when you're the children of serial killers? They will still say, you know, when they're doing their testimonials on these television shows, you know, he's still, he's still my father. I still love him. You know, and he did awful shit. And I can't forgive him for what he's done. But he's still my father. I still love him. Yeah. Could you say that? I mean, I can't say it now.

I don't know if he's killed anyone. I would definitely visit him in prison though, because I would be like, dude, what the fuck? Yeah. Like, I would want to know, I would want to know everything. When did you do it? Why did you do it? How did you do it? I had to get a right to it.

Do you really want to know why? Like, do you really want to know why? When he starts to tell you, like, if he told you the real reasons, like it was all this. I'm all kinky. Yeah, it was all this, like, Oh, like, B2K type shit.

Yeah, and he's telling you all this fucking shit. Oh, I'd be rough. I mean, I have a duty to the listeners of this podcast to expose that shit if I were to take place. It was like, it's not kill you. To expose that shit if I were to take place. What it was like, it was just not kill you. What's that? He's key proclaim the reason that he killed other people was so he wouldn't kill you.

Oh, so some people do that though, like with their wives, like they kill other women so they don't kill their wives, some serial killers. That'd be something. Have you guys watched Suns of Sam? No, I heard it. That was good. Yeah, I liked it a lot. You know what I'm saying? That looks like. Yeah. Yeah, I recommended it. It's interesting. I asked Troy about it because it has

like stuff about the cops sort of squashing certain theories and stuff. And he's like, yeah, it's all bullshit, but you know, he's a fucking cop. So what you're going to say, you know, it's true. It sure does. But he was fucking like five when I was going on. Yeah, but I think he's saying that even back then, like the cops had tied it up, but Chris Imperiali was doing an interview and he wrote Summer of Sam, I believe. He played Christopher in the sopranos. Oh, really? He wrote a book about Son of Sam.

No, he wrote the movie Summer of Sam. Oh, okay. And when he was interviewed, he said that there's no doubt in his mind that there was more than one shooter and that he did. Is that what that new series is about? Pretty much. Yeah.

It's a kind of cult and yeah. Wow. And one of the things that I found, why would they want to suppress that though? Maybe because they got one guy so they don't want fear to spread like, oh wait, who knows how many there could be. Yeah, but I mean, I don't know. I just feel that they still would, like there's cops out there who would definitely want to bring down everybody involved.

Well, this one journalist Terry Moria's name was and he I just bought a book that he wrote way back one and this dude was like you want to talk consumed with with a particular subject like this guy would not let it go and the cops hated him because you know he just was like digging and digging and digging and they had considered it closed you know everybody got their awards and their citations and all that other shit and what's his name. We haven't proven to be correct. No, I don't think it was ever proven to be correct. But one of the things that they, you know, when they gave descriptions, the victims, they gave descriptions of the people who shot them. It's like, okay, this one looks like

Birkowitz. This one looks nothing like Birkowitz. This one looks nothing like Birkowitz, but they do look like these other two guys that Berkowitz said were in the satanic cult with them So it's like I just don't know why cops wouldn't would be not wanting to like that's there That's what they live for man is to collar and just and to get these guys Mm-hmm, you know, I can't imagine them being like well, we'll let these satanic fucking shooters go. Well, I think they didn't have enough evidence against them and they like, I mean, it's been time and time again.

Did they investigate them? I think there was some light investigation. You know, they looked into it, but they said they didn't find anything. But I think time and time again, cops, you know, it's not a perfect system. No. So. You think? Yeah. But as we've seen in the past years, think time and time again cops, you know, it's not a perfect system. No. So you think.

But as we've seen in the past years, so if I was a cop in the 70s working on the son of Sam, though, all you're thinking about is like, I'm going to fucking write a book. I'm going to, I'm going to be on my career post law enforcement is made because if I could fucking crack a satanic ring of fucking snipers, yeah, I just feel it would be impossible to suppress that. Right, unless it comes from on high,

like hey, we're not looking into this anymore. Now, I don't think it was caught at the time. It was somebody else. He wasn't the mayor? No, it was a different guy. I think he was in late 70s, early 80s, so we're in there. They're not just more 80s, yeah. Because I remember him being mayor.

This guy, I can't remember his name, this mayor. You think that there was such a large satanic cult that they had such a pole, where there was people in such high, in such high positions that they could squash an investigation into a satanic murdering. I like that theory. You like that theory? I like to believe that theory is true.

You like that theory? You like that theory? You like that theory? You like that theory? You like that theory? You like that theory? You like that theory? You like that theory? You like that theory? You like that theory? You like that theory? You like that theory? we got a fucking, we got ratings to worry about on Netflix. Where the Clintons are drinking baby's blood.

You're right. Do you really believe that there's a, there's a satanic cold dick that could squash something that huge? No, I don't think it's satanic. I mean, the people, like, it would have to be like basas and Bill Gates and like, like, very, very high up, like aluminum type people. So, guys, you think you think Bezos has enough juice that he could he could squash an investigation

into him being a satanic. Sure. Cult member. Yeah, I think so. You think so? So I don't think so. You just keep people away from him. Does he have all the money in the world?

But if you think that guy doesn't know your secrets, everything you've ordered, everything you've done online, guy guy he's hooked in Disco up to the chief. He'll be like hey look look what I got here Mike. I got You mean okay the chief of police I'd be like hey, man. This could go on a two ways. I could, we could take a look at all this information I have on you. Or the PBI can get a nice donation from Amazon. It's up to you, chief. What do you want to do?

That chief's like squashed it. Okay, maybe there's one, maybe there are people who are going to agree to Bayzos' to made them. But there's going to be people who don't though in it. Yeah, but isn't he either richest man in the world. Yes. What sort of power do you think that has?

I think it has less than you might think. Oh, I think I think that's a crazy thing to say. You're full. Oh, I think I could afford anything. I think everything has a price. And there's one man that could afford that price for everything. And there's always going to be men who can't be bought though. And you know what happens to them?

What? Bottom of the bank. The Dipore. The Dipore in early. I don't know. I believe that if there was any suggestion or like if there was any kind of, you know, how big a story that would be, there would be people who would not, could not be bought off.

And you think he's, so you think he's capable of having someone removed? I don't think he's capable of it. I think that he could if he wanted to. How would they get access to him as well? Like he could prevent people from getting access to him or access to people around him. I'm sure he has a very good time.

Like I said, he's, he's, he's their photos of him at the church. Mm-hmm. Oh, like he's in his photos. He's in a satanic robe. Strip in some blood out of a skull. Probably not baby blood, but maybe goat blood. Yeah.

You know. Why are you bulking at the baby's bones? Because I don't think they would allow. This is why, because if I was in a satanic cult, I'd be like, fuck, and no cameras while we're drinking baby blood. But we could have cameras while we're drinking goat blood. Yeah, but not if you're not if you're mazo,

so you're gonna be like no cameras no matter what. So I assume we were getting like a digit like a well, it's somebody in the cult who yeah, who covertly snuck a pick of while they were doing the the goat blood, the goat blood drinking. Yeah, it's like a selfie with the goat blood drinking. Yeah, I just feel like if that nobody,

I don't care how much money they have, they can be bought down. They can be bought down. Can you give me some examples of people in history that you feel with that? Who was that fucking big giant that got hit with a fucking rock by a, in the live live?

The Goliath? Yeah, there you go. What, wait, what? Goliath, what was that little fucking little turn? I think, David, you think, David and Goliath. They were there you go. What do you wait? What? Goliath? What was that little fucking little turn? I think David David and Goliath they were in fields killing each other for no reason. Like what are you talking about? You think these are the power guns of virtue? Well, I'm just saying it like that there right there is the is the is the old story that still resonates and still can be told today didn't David become a king?

and still can be told today. Didn't David become a king? So? So he became so what he did was for power. The king was our just king. You think this such thing is just kings? If you're putting yourself in power over all people who have no say in it, can you be just you truly believe that there, you can attain a point where you are untouchable

that nothing can touch you. I do. You think Bezos could commit murder and he could, he could get away with it. I do. I think it would be easier for him to get away with it than Joe average, but I don't know that. I think if he murdered someone.

Does that make you sad right there? That was like the saddest thing I've heard all week. That was? Since I was thinking about my father. I'm just trying to get you. That is so sad that you believe that you're so jaded. You're so fucking jaded that you believe you live in a world where the rich and powerful can kill an innocent person and get away with it. He's working his way up to it.

can kill an innocent person and get away with it. He's working his way up to it. I mean, I'm gonna see the stars in the sky. I hate to hear you say that. But look, I'm not saying he could choke a child to death and to stand on a mall and whatever where their phone's out and people would be like, wouldn't be like, we gotta get this guy. But I do think that if he'd feel like a closed-door.

I think he's tall and investigation He could get a cleaner. He could buy cops. He could do absolutely My soul hurts to hear you say such a thing my soul hurts that you didn't realize this is the world Living for all these I like to believe in a world where you know that like even the rich and powerful Can't be bought down to their knees for crimes that they commit. Well, they can, but only at a certain level,

like Phil Specter, not rich enough to get out of it. Bernie made off. Right, not rich enough to get out of it. Well, he ripped off, I mean, he was rich. He was rich as a rich as Sam. He ripped off thousands of people. Robert Blake though. Robert Blake.

Oh, Jay. Right. But I believe there's a guy we still don't know. I believe though, is that more celebrity than power though? Just got, just they got fucking lucky by just some fucking knit wits on the jury. No, but the people, the power I'm talking about, you don't know their names. Sorry for me, so I guess.

It's like, you know, Brad Pitt, I don't think he killed someone to get away with it. No way. But maybe in his heyday, maybe the second richest person in the United States, I feel definitely can have Bill Gates. Is he a second richest? He's going to be up there, right? For sure, man. I think Bill Gates could kill someone to get away with.

He seems like an odd dude. Seems like a total dork. Well, isn't he like just like a dude. He seems like a total dork. Well, isn't he like just like a computer nerd that never developed? I don't know. Uh, yeah, but I mean, you would think though that, you know, he feels like he seems like when you see him talk and move,

he looks like a robot. Sure. He looks like a cyborg. I don't even know. He might be a cyborg. You know, even know. He might be a cyborg. You know, he's got so much fun. If anybody, yeah. Top four Bezos, Warren Buffett, Mark Zuckerberg, and then Bill Gates.

Zuckerberg, where have I heard that name from? Facebook. Facebook. Yeah, that guy. Do they have too much power? Cute. If you were to be like, hey, you're the deciding factor, should we take some power from these people? I don't know. Well, somebody like Zuckerberg is different than somebody like, well, you're the deciding factor. Should we take some power from these people? I don't know.

Well, somebody like Zuckerberg is different than somebody like, or Bezos. These are people who own media companies, media conglomerates and affect public opinion by printing what they want to print, not necessarily what's true. Right. That shouldn't be allowed. Yeah. It's not allowed. So they have to do the power. I think they have too much power. Yeah, but's not allowed. So they have to do the power.

I think they have too much power. Yeah, but I'm like, I don't think you have much percentage of power would you take away from them just to kind of let me know. Well, I mean, it's just like, I think there should be laws that it's just like like what Brian just said, like why does basals own newspapers? Like, I don't know.

You know what I mean? Why can't you know? Because he's too rich. You can, yeah, obviously can. Because he is the guy that like he'll buy a newspaper and then he'll be like, then all the editorials in that newspaper will be how you shouldn't tax the wealthy and stuff like that. But isn't every person owns a newspaper

that aren't their beliefs and their creed isn't it trickle down to the newspaper as well? Yeah, I think so, but I think that's why maybe, you know, those people aren't the richest guy in the world fucking making that making you write articles about how the rich should be taxmed more. Yeah, you got to think about how hopeless it is these days. You're like, you know what, I'm going to start a website, a news website, and it's going to be just the truth. No bullshit. No, no holding back. It's like nobody cares about that website. Nobody cares about that news. Yeah.

A news is now like, what do I believe and what news can I read to reinforce my beliefs? Yeah, that seems to be all it is now. Yeah. There's two sides. Did you hear Bezos's read, he's resigning from Amazon? Is that when he runs? Yeah. And he's going to take a flight into space. That was just about to bring that up. Really? Do you feel like deep space or just he's going to take a flight into space. Oh, it's just about to bring that up. Really? Do you feel like deep space or just, you know, skin the atmosphere? Oh, I'm sure he's probably just doing something.

Do you feel that he shouldn't be allowed to buy his way into space? He is not trained to be an astronaut. Like astronauts who train their whole lives don't even get to fucking get into outer space. Well, it's all in every part of the launch and everything, right? I know, but it's still,

he should have trained astronauts only should be able to go into outer space. It owns every part of the launch and everything, right? I know, but it's still he should have trained astronauts only should be able to go out to space. Why? We're gearing up for our space travel for, uh, for average shows. If I could afford to shoot myself into space, I don't want you coming along being like, not I'll do it. Like, I want to go. Yeah. I don't, I don't do it. Like, I wanna go. Yeah. I don't believe. Why? Untrained civilians have any place in outer space? Why? Because you're just gonna fucking, you're just gonna bring every, like if the mission goes south. I don't think he's flying the rocket.

He's flying the rocket. He's flying the rocket. He's flying the rocket. Back to your body, go into space. And he wants to. Lance Bass wants to go into the other place. Yeah, all these levels want to get in outer space. But there's a reason that they that they can't do the rigors

of the training they get into out to be an astronaut. So they just want to float in there with their money and fame, because it's not fair to who. To the rest of the astronauts who train to. They don't want money. Let them spend it on whatever it wants. Who do you care? Like, well, what do you mean fair?

Fair. That's like saying, he shouldn't be able to drive a fast car because he's not trained as race car drivers. Yeah, fair, doesn't have anything to do with anything. Well, what about the people he puts at risk, though, on that rocket? But they could choose not to go up on them. Right, but I don't know.

I just feel like it's. I want to go up on them. No, why? No, because I don't know. I don't think it's the safest rocket and that's ever been built in history if he's on it. I don't know, you would hold, you would think, but what the fuck, you know? Did you see it was being mocked?

No. For what it looks like. What does it look like? It looks like Hitler. And yes. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh, that's a second. I'll show you here. It's just the door is a little mustache. It looks like something that the blue shoe would advertise. That's fine because like to me, the people making fun of what it looks like are, you know, just the shenanigans. They're haters. They're haters, man. Yeah, they're saying it looks like a dick.

So what? Doesn't every rocket ship look like a fan? They're all phallic. Yeah. But I think like this one has a head on it. So it's like it's cut. But what is he gonna get out of it though? He's had an obsession with space travel his whole life.

So he wants to go and do it. But like he's, but you don't approve of this because to me, he's advancing all the technology with private money. If he was to go up by himself, that'd be like good for you then. Okay. Look at how he was type thing. You go up by yourself. Don't bring those fucking people up there to jeopardize their lives.

It's springing. They're going. He's putting them in gun. It's a job. Right, but you know that. He's springing, they're going, he's putting him in gun, it's a job. Right, but you know that. He's running to birding buildings for a living, like what the fuck? Like, yeah, but you didn't set the building on fire though, and you didn't, and this man is now putting his crew at risk so he could take a joy ride.

A joy ride into fucking outer space. Yeah, but I don't want anything to say. And what happens if a crash is on a populated part of the country? Well, I'm pretty sure they got, they got to have that worked out, right? That's what Pam's concerned with. Huh? That's what Pam's concerned with. They ride, what if it does?

You know, I mean, what happens if like... Then people die, I guess. But I don't think, yeah, we should, they should be allowed to put... Not even about the base of the reference about it's true So he can take a joy ride up into the upper atmosphere though What would uh what would the fall out be if I could like the rocket breaks up It falls to the earth and it kills some people lands on some populated Oh, is he done with?

kill some people, lands on some populated areas. Is he done with? He's dead. No, no, no, like, like part of like the rock that doesn't return, like that he's not in like the capsule, just like like a, yeah. Dude, look, I, you know my feelings on Bezos, so he'll fucking try to wheeze a lot of it. He won't even try, he won't even do right by that. That's what I kind of scumbag this motherfucker is. Probably wears pool and silver sneakers.

Not get a package for Mammies on his sneakers. Like, no, no. No, no. I don't know why you can't see that he's just a piece of shit, though. But whether he's, that's how we're talking about, though. Like I believe he's a piece of shit, but like why, but why you so upset about him going in space? Yeah.

I told you why, because he's not making sense to me. He feels that he wants to take a joy out of the space. Then go yourself, asshole. Don't take a crew with you that you're going to, that you guys can go, they can get lost in space, and not literally, but they can, you know, I mean, not like the TV show. But because this asshole, this millionaire,

this looks like a TV show, though. But they want to go. They want to go because he's made it too enticing for them not to go. But that's fine. They still want to go. So it's like what difference does it make to you? It can be bought just like we said. But I mean, just because the fact that he can offer them so much money to do it doesn't

mean he should. It's not worthwhile to me. He shouldn't look he shouldn't. Look at the money, this is complete and there are ways to fucking resources though. But it's his resources. I know, but when the world today, where we're talking about like, you know,

making things right the way they should be, what does that mean? We should be boycotting this fucking cocksucker. They are. What? I don't see it, I don't see it big enough and large enough boycotts of him that is going to stop him from going into outer space. That's because the assholes were making the signs outside of this factory bought them

on Amazon. You don't get fuck. I wouldn't care either about this. I'm like, waste your day, fucking protest to me. I'm going to space bitches. Oh, the about how much money that he's just burning right there that could be used for so many better things. Yeah, but you're never gonna get me it's his money. I don't care how people spend their money.

It doesn't matter to me. It's his money. Again, if he was going up by himself, if he was fucking flipping all the dials and he was steering the ship, then I'd be like, go for it, asshole. I wouldn't have a problem saying that. I wouldn't have a problem saying that. I wouldn't have a problem saying that.

I wouldn't have a problem saying that. I wouldn't have a problem saying that. I wouldn't have a problem saying that. I wouldn't have a problem saying that. I wouldn't have a problem saying that. I wouldn't have a problem saying that. I wouldn't have a problem saying that. I wouldn't have a problem saying that.

I wouldn't have a problem saying that. I wouldn't have a problem saying that. I wouldn't have a problem saying that. I wouldn't have a problem saying that. I wouldn't have a problem saying that. I wouldn't have a problem saying that. I wouldn't be that upset though if it it fucking was a complete and utter cluster fucked Oh, it'd be amazing if he died if it exploded Oh my god, how do people like who's next in line to run out of some? Well, he's already he's already picked a successor. He's leaving. Yeah. Oh, I know that Now why so it's not you have to wonder why it's all for fucking. It's all a smoke of mirrors There's got to be a big reason why he's

relinquishing power there reducing his public profile so he can fucking practice his Satanism and I mean if you were in the world, would you go to work? No, if I was him, no, yeah, I don't know why he continues to I think he went he went a decade too long I would have been like fuck what you guys do with this shit. I'm out of here You go in any place this summer cue. I am hopefully going somewhere. Yeah, I'm going back to LA Think I'll back to LA. I gotta go back for work. Yeah, but that don't really consider that a Trip trip. No one week from today

But that don't really consider that a trip trip. No, one week from today, Walton, me and Frank five and the ladies. Yeah, head in out. No trip. You guys never told me the day that you do you know when you're going to be the grandcarn. I think that's the problem is like we can't predict exactly what day we're going to be there.

But you leave when the next Sunday. 20th. So well, yeah, they're leaving a little earlier than me. So, but how many days do you have for this trip? There are no yeah, that's the thing. We none of us have any reason to get back home So we can take it like super slow and easy and lazy Like you want to stop here? Sure I think that's great. Look man if if it's the last week of June first we get to lie out I'll fly out me

Okay, yeah, yes. Yeah, but once we get a more firmer idea of when we're gonna land in Arizona. I love to fly out, man. Dude, great. Yeah, my point being. We might be missing some TSDs, right? Let's let everyone know that there could be, yeah.

Well, I think we're gonna miss one simply because it's the fourth of July weekend, and we won't be here to record it, so. Maybe, let's take a holiday. Let's take two weeks. Two weeks, I think. Summer breaks. I mean let's take a holiday. Let's take two weeks. Two weeks, you think? Summer breaks. Maybe we deserve two weeks.

We definitely deserve two. You'll get this one, then you'll get another one, and then we'll get two weeks off. Yeah, come on. I know. I'm gonna talk about that. I'm gonna talk about that. Oh, fuck.

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that is a good deal. So you're going to want to grab a pair and a spare. That's 15% off at buyraycon.com slash T-E-S-D. That's buyraycon.com slash TSD. That's buy raycon.com slash TSD. Not only my stocked up with raycons for everybody on the trip, I've been putting together my travel. We must have some the travel. I got a new backpack. Oh, yeah. I got a hike and shoes. Never wore hiking shoes before. Bring in hiking shoes, huh? Yeah, I got a hike and shoes. Never wore hiking shoes before. They're in hiking shoes, huh? Yeah, got a hiking shoes. We're going to archers. Oh, bring it

him in right now. Oh, you got him on right now? Yeah, I got him on right now. Oh, what's the sneakers? Yeah, that guy told me at the store to hike, I got hiking easy said. Nice. I can't. Yeah, sure, why not? I just can't pull off I could choose. They're not cheap. Well, they're not cheap, but also I don't think it just wouldn't look right. You know, I just don't feel like I just need to have a sneak, I can and sneaker. Well, I think we're you know, we plan to go to arches National park we're going to grandcain. I feel like the the trails that we're taking are gonna be like those

Half mile loops those mile loops. Oh, dude. I want I want to get a scale of mountain. I want to be like I want to dangle by my finger fucking tips. Oh,, like all of us off the side of a mountain. I thought we were all we're doing you and Frank. Girls girls watch us. But no equipment no ropes. Right. Not that you see those motherfuckers climb with just their with their fingers. Yeah, I do See him fall I don't have that kind of hand So the three of you die uh, and and you're up in heaven and you find out that like I

Attended Frank Fives wake instead of one of yours Like are you upset up in heaven? I know why can they do all of them all three weeks at one time? No, it's not that hard. A lot of coffins lined up. No, nothing. Nothing's worth it and stuff like that. And I took the trip, like, I took a pass in your wake.

I just felt like I would. I got Frank Kilt, Frank V killed, so I felt I should go represent. I would think that you did it on purpose in the hopes that there's an afterlife. And I would be like, that fuck, a cock sucker. Do a u-l-a-j for Frank, but oh, u-l-a-j's. on purpose in the hopes that there's an afterlife. And I would be like, that fucking cock sucker. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. Do a eulogy for Frank, oh, eulogies. Yeah.

Oh, right, right. Do a Frank five. Yeah, have we moved on that? Eulogies at all? We haven't, right? Oh, you're looking at me? Of course, you do have to say. I'm going to look at a mirror.

I'm going to look at him. No, no, no, I didn't know if I had picked all the names or anything. No, I haven't really done anything. I mean, that's usually, like, I don't really like to come in, like, because you guys were like, you're so excited for it. So then I'm not going to be like, long enough now, take it and take over it and just start to like force my way if we'll do it. Because I don't know, because you guys seem to have like a

I thought we'd start it out. We were gonna put everybody's name in the thing and do yeah, I mean oh so you want oh so I do it get them right the name Hey, right? Not yet. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no wondering speaking of the trip though she's questioning she's the question more than what you're stamina my stamina and it's gonna be able to make it make it where

like why do you keep asking this and why me on the barrow like on the dot like I on the drive she no no just I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I going, I mean, I got to, I walk all the time just, I mean, I got to be able to walk more than like, Brian, he won't be able to do it, right? And I'm like, I, I imagine he'll be able to do it. You will. She's cliling you, don't you? I'm cliling over here.

And I think I'd see it like the bottom of my, my health, like maybe, in fact, I would agree with her. I'm, oh, way, I couldn't. I think I'd see it like the bottom of my health, like maybe in fact I would agree with her. I'm the way I couldn't make it. Well we're questioning both of us. We're questioning ourselves because last weekend we went to Smithville, I don't know if you know where that is. It's down South Jersey. It's just this little shopping grounds that have like outdoor shops on these grounds that

you walk. It's a flea market? It's not a flea market. It's like quaint little shops. Like old looking, you know, kind of like from another time, another era. So far it sounds exactly like you're describing a flea market to me. I don't know what the difference is. A flea market, when I see, when I hear or, or picture a flea market in my head,

I, I picture like a table, no structure above it, you know, it's not in like little tiny, little houses that you go in. So these houses are built in the field and so on and that? Yeah, it's a, it's a very quaint little, um, little area. And there's, there's quite a bit of, of, of shops. So it was a bit of walking. And by the end of the fucking day, last Sunday, I was like, I don't know how to fucking

gonna make it through a fucking canyon. I go, I'm walking from a t-shirt store to a kettle corn stand, and I feel like I'm gonna be able to take a nap. Was it hot? It was brutal. Because I was looking up Arches weather, it's 105 degrees.

That's what I'm saying. So like, where are those sneakers? Yeah, that's what I'm saying like so like wearing those sneakers No, that's why I maybe run out and go and go find and then like you know Right to target. I guess the guy target. I was like can I hike an ease and he was like fuck you Trip and none of you have built up your hiking no, it's at all not one that I've got another race going you have built up your hiking. No, it's at all not one. Not one bit. I've got another race going. I'm fiddling baby. I'm fiddling. What kind of, what kind of, um, many hikes? That's what you would suggest we should do to, to acclimate ourselves. If you were worried, which it sounds like you are, I'm only worried because of the, of temperature i believe um yeah i'm pretty really white be out those those hundred and five days what about those neck those air conditioning like neck units i've seen those no they're like you wear them around your neck and it's like a unit that that

blows like air conditioning around your neck i was thinking about those things that i've seen the kids will do that like these boards and they just kind of put their feet forward and they move Mm-hmm. I was wondering like if you just get that and just like kind of take either only like a hundred and twenty bucks Yeah, I mean if you I have one like a brain here next week and you could try it out I mean, I know it's I wouldn't do it around any ledges No But it's good You'll end up like the guy who actually invented it or know the guy who bought the guy. Can I go over rough terrain? I use it in my yard. They call it grass and dirt. I don't know how much rough it is.

So I use it in 45 degree rocky. No, yeah, I wouldn't do that. And the battery does, you know, it's going to die. I have to charge it. Yeah. Yeah. This is what you're talking about, well, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah. Oh, that's the thing you put on your diet, right? Oh, you said that. Yeah, it's a tube. It's like a personal air conditioning thing. Yeah, I've heard that water, got to drink a lot of water. Sure, good advice, I think, yeah.

I'm gonna now purposely jog in place. I'm gonna run it up and down, try not to say, come on, guys, come on. But I'm not the biggest water drinker because I get bloated when I drink water Yeah, I feel like it wears me down like you like aiderade because I've been drinking like that G2 like that very low sugar Gatorade type stuff. It depends on the only like one flavor of gatorade orange Yeah, I mean to but you have water to like it's like sloshes around on my belly and the last thing

I feel like doing is like getting a belly full of water and then like Running around and well you'll be sweating a lot so to be replenishing that it shouldn't sit in your stomach you know. Yeah hope. I'm not a big sweater though. I don't I don't aspire a lot right Brian I mean you grew up with me. Remember like you guys would be soaking wet and I mean dry as a pickle. Yep. Pickle. Right. Or dry as a cucumber. Sorry. Cucumber. I think it's try as a pickle. Yep. Pickle. Pickle. Right. Or try as a cucumber. Sorry, cucumber. I think it's cool as a cucumber.

Try as a bone. Yeah. But like, you remember, you can, like, you can put your hands on my pits and they wouldn't be wet. I did it several times. Look at this guy. He's trying as a pickle. Well, yeah, I don't really

perspire that much. I don't know if that's good or bad though. I, I had 105 degrees. I'm, I got to wager. You're gonna, you're gonna bust this wet. Definitely. Are you probably not gonna be overdoing it because it's such a large group that slows it down. You know, you don't want to wear out. There'll be waiting up for me no doubt. You don't want to wear out. He'll be waiting up for me no doubt. Yeah. Yeah. I can't believe I got to prove myself now.

This is new. Yeah. Yeah, you're real. She's going to be, she is now you know that Deb is going to be constantly monitoring you. Judging and judging. Well, she knows you have two fake knees. I want to have one. Oh, yeah.

I thought you had two. No. Side board. Side board. Oh, yeah, I thought you had two. No. Sideboard. Sideboard. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Uh, get him. I'm glad you're here.

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Oh what this isn't allowed. Well, then we come out. I still lived in America. We're going to Arizona. I thought I was okay to go there. I think Arizona, yeah, there are several states though that they're like, it's not cool to have gotten on your hip. I did wonder that though. I was like, if I brought it, would I be allowed to carry it in another state? But it's so like the information that I'm seeing is so sort of vague that I'm like, I don't

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I don't know. I mean, I guess the spray is your best bet. Although with a rattlesnake, I don't know. Rattlesnake. You probably weren't on a snake. That I'm not sure of. Yeah, I don't know. Rattlesnake. I don't know what it is. You probably were on a snake. That I'm not sure of. Yeah, I'm not 100% on that one.

What would you do, Brink you? Look on a weaponry, would you bring? A protection. I think like a nice walking stick. Well, you could, uh, would have believed in it. You know, like a sword cane. Yeah, like a sword cane. They could be right with that. They probably aren't that common though, a sword cane.

Poor legal. I'm sure if you stop at a flea market, you will find somebody selling a sword cane there. Yeah. Will it be sharp enough though, the chop off the head of a cobra? Yeah, you get a sword. Where are we going again? I'll sharpen a nice knife sharpener. I'll sharpen it up for you.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm always going out there and protected. Would it be like, I mean, we're joking around, but like we go to Arches where we're about to go on the hike and I'm like, hey, man, I'm not taking any chances. And it turned out I had brought my gun with me. Is it upsetting to the girls, you think?

Do you have a gun on you? Yeah, I have a gun on my hip. I think it would be, they would be taken aback. Yeah. But I think that, you know, they'd be like, I can't believe he bought a gun. Like, this is a little weird and a little concerning that, you know, he has a gun. Would they really be that open about complaining if he had a gun?

I think they would, I think that they would, they might even say something allowed. But, you know, but then that first time of they might even say something allowed, but, you know, but then that first time of fucking you see something that looks like a snake and you shoot it, right? First I shoot three sticks Finally, I'm like, I know this one's a snake Yeah, so it should be something and it should be pretty fun. Yeah, hot as hell That's really hot. That's a little little that's like that doesn't sound like fun Well, that's what we want to test ourselves Q

We fucking little let since Tom Steve Dave started we've we've kind of pampered ourselves a lot ourselves to go soft Yeah, we are definitely like civilization has made us soft Wet pussies I'm talking about as a me and him. Yeah, all right. I'm not speaking for anybody else That's off what pussies it's who you but I want to see if we can conquer nature now is just like Some form of a midlife crisis that you want to know that you still got it definitely. Yeah, I mean because I feel like I Feel like I can I can still conquer the Grand Canyon and it's 110 there right now It's a humidity 2% you guys know that's nice that you can bring yeah

Maybe she'll bring maybe she get like that the head strap I think I may have a head strap. Yeah You have a head strap down the basement? No, you go first. I sound like a basement. Oh, that bag of stuff. Oh, do you? Maybe that'd be good.

Yeah. That's some Patreon content right there. Mm-hmm. Yeah, to record the hike. Record us like running a foul of a snake or bear or something. You know, I'm in fire. I just want to love it. I just want to. I just want to make a shame off bear or something. You don't even fire. You just don't love the thing. You just don't love the thing.

Just ricochet you love rocks and fire in the shoulder. Is there another place other than arches that you're in, Grincane, obviously, that you're looking forward to, or you just like, you don't have anything in mind? Yeah, man, I don't have any expectations. I don't have any, like, it's just take it as it comes. First time in my life, I've ever been like, take it as it comes. First time in my life I've ever been like take it

as it comes. I want to tattoo it on my body before I get back. Wow little tramp stamp. Take it as it comes. You guys gonna head down to. C U M S. Nice. Wow I want to see you get that tattoo. C U M S instead of It's gonna be right above his pubic bone Sumber you gotta worry about some burn. Oh fuck yeah, yeah Mary Beth just bought a whole shit load of it Oh, are you anywhere near tombstone Arizona now you won't be anywhere. No, I'm not sure if we I think that's south of where we're gonna be No, wow since we had up that place. Mm-hmm. Yeah, we used to have fun going on those cross-country trips I was looking at pictures of that trip recently Tombstone New Orleans. We went to Graceland. I don't know. Graceland. Yeah I'm up and we get into one bar brawl. All right.

Before we get back to him, just to say we did it, me and Frank. Yes. I was going to walk in and just take the biggest heaviest fucking beer mug I can find. Just smash it over the biggest bag of guys jumping in. Got him, Frank. I mean, definitely the way the GoPro is. Wow. Did you know that? I got a prank. I mean, definitely the way the GoPro's like. I don't know. Did you know that that lobsters can get high Q?

I did not. I just want to leave you with this. I'm assuming most of the things you get high, right? I know we didn't think of bees high once and spiders. Spiders, yeah. Yeah, I heard. Yeah, but I think they did it to bees too and they like blew the weed smoke and the bees.

Well, bees can get drunk on pollen. Lucky bastards. There's like a certain segment of the bee population that like, and the other bees will kill the bees that get drunk, because they can't stop. They can't stop, like, taking some off the top for themselves, you know, to bring it back to this.

Yeah, they get addicted to it. And they worthless to the hive, so they sting it to death. Oh my God, it's a brutal. It said that they tested. They tested whether dosing the crustaceans with marijuana smoke could ease their pain as they're being cooked.

Because you know, a lot of times they will cook them alive, you know, like throw them into a boiling pot, which is pretty fucked up. Yeah, why don't you just fucking kill them first? I guess you can't put a knife right through the head. Through the back of the head. Yeah. But do they have pain, sensory and like a nervous system that they feel pain away? Well, the way that like other creatures can feel pain? Do they feel love? I don't think they can feel love.

But it said that the critters movements noticeably slowed down when samples taken later from their gills, claws, heartbrain, and liver revealed that the lobsters did indeed absorb the THC, so they were high. Wow. However, they then lowered them into 118 degree water to see how they reacted They didn't take too kindly to be encooked and they still made distinct motor responses

Fuck shit if you took a pot head and threw them in a pot of boiling water It's not like they're gonna be like this is cool, man It's crazy. Yeah, I think they were like maybe but they might the pot head might be like oh It's painful, but maybe not as painful as it might be if I wasn't fucking honest. I think that that that would be what they were thinking. No, I don't think so now. They, they hotbox these lobsters, man, look, they put them in a vapor chamber.

You should build one of them for yourself. I don't need lobsters much anymore. No, I meant to smoke in. Oh, smoke in? Yeah, to smoke weed in a little little different chamber. Just what like don't they do that where they like tape up the walls in a room and stuff like that and just smoke it out of never hot boxing? Hot boxing. Yeah, don't they hot box? And that what it is? I believe so, yeah. They were hot boxed, well.

I thought that was what you did to your fire stick so you can watch all sorts of like different websites and watch movies that come out and You're thinking of jailbreak. Yeah, I'm a son. Oh I don't do it But I thought that's a hot box. I'm not gonna say somebody named after a day of the week does it either Tell him Steve Davis sure why not why not Tell him Steve Davis. Sure. Why not? Why not?