Tell Em Steve-Dave - #486: Gimme Dat Blue Milk

Episode Date: July 18, 2021

Bry is on his way to becoming a ‘good boy’. Forgiving a friend for his compulsion. The boys Hitlearn something.

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since we spoke last? I haven't really been out and about seeing anybody. Maybe online. Yeah. Yeah, I heard some, I saw some people. It's, when you have to nickname yourself, though, it's so lame. It's going to be very hard to catch on. Although, get them it, I think, nickname themself nicknamed themselves right he did it people just fell right into line

Yeah, I mean, I think you have to meet me immediately. It's you just can't start doing it Decades in you know, it's so difficult and And reality is it just is not as meaningful you know when I'm when I'm reminding people that they have to call me by a certain name Yeah, you sound bummed. No, just hot. It's fucking hot out. Man, yeah, it's fucking, I don't know about up by you, Q. Yeah. It was in the mid to high 90s today.

Yeah, I read a, this, uh, heat index of 101. Now, Jesus, I used to love the summer, man. And I don't know if it's age or what, what was saying that he saw a couple of guys jogging earlier right? On the way over here I saw multiple people jogging in this weather and because Bri was kind of concerned about the upcoming Olympics and I'm like well I just saw two people jogging. I mean they were in their late teens but still I mean. Were they significantly overweight like me? Is the true test. I'll take I'll still take the summer over winter any day. Really? I'll take yeah.

Yeah, I don't. Best season. Fault. Yeah. That's a no brainer though. Yeah. That's the thing. You almost don't.

You almost don't. You're like suspicious of people who don't Pick it is their favorite season right you're like what the fuck's up with this asshole spring Yeah, there is no talking about it. I'm here. There is no spring It's freezing until it's brutally hot and then it rains a lot. Yeah So now we got the weather out of the way. Do you know how fucking awful it is is like when I have it in the few times I have an engagement at my house with people I don't talk to on a regular basis. Do you know how quickly you can tell it's like people you really don't talk with a lot

is how fast a conversation turns to weather. Like they're not even in the, what's it doing out there? It's the ultimate go to when you're struggling. Like when you're struggling to make conversation with somebody that you don't know or don't want to talk to, you can be like, well, how about this weather? Common ground is what you're searching for. Yeah. And you can't do it with like,

like let's say I came over and I'm knowing that well. I knew the fuck you do, it's a matter of what you have. Why you talking about the weather? You don't know if you can go to sports. Usually you can go to TV or movies, but like things just stay away from or like, you don't go to politics, you don't go to religion,

you don't go to that kind of shit. So what else you're supposed to talk about? Yeah, that is a good point. It's like, the less you know somebody, the faster you go to the weather. We were talking about the picnic Olympics, which we're going to be doing this coming Sunday, Monday, right? Monday. A lot of Patreon stuff this week, A lot of Patreon stuff, including Q, which I was happy about. However, Q got me in hot water. No. Me?

What I do. Oh, is it because of the after activities in between? Uh-oh. Well, that's the dice you roll when you bring a BQ into the mix. Right. Yeah, you're gonna get gold material, but you're also going to get that guy to, he's a

part of your man, he's an animal. So still at this age, he likes to downplay it. He just got done jogging. So if you're wondering what we're talking about, what you probably are, we went bowling for Patreon, you know, everybody, the whole gang. Q is there, and Q suggested that we, while we were going to go to a podcast afterwards. Yeah, we're going to go to Ming's second shared universe location and shoot a game show for the Patreon, because we had so many people there. But, you know, anybody who, especially somebody like Q who's been on a set, I mean,

real sets, not just like sets like on the Patreon, knows it like a set and take time to set up the cameras, get everything in place. He's like, he's got a great suggestion for all you married folks. He's a great across the street. Well, ready for his own from the polling alley. Right, his fantasies. New Jersey or Kingsburg's ultimate go-go bar. It's a go-go experience, man.

It's a, you know, the premier go-go bar of Kingsburg. It's an institution. It's been there, well, it feels like it's been there forever at this point, right? At least it's been there as long as I can remember. Yeah, and you know, you go in. It's comforting. Like I've been in there when I was 19. I've been there my 20s, my 30s, not my 40s. And when I walk in, you get that fantasies feeling no matter what decade you're in. It doesn't change a lot. No, really. It's a slum. Like I said, that fantasy's feeling. Yeah, it's beautiful in there

But now some of the bowlers, you know who are making their way by the way hold on one second My suggestion to go there was not Was first said as as kind of a joke, but it was met with such enthusiasm I know I met with people being apprehensive like keep we is he fooling around or is he serious? I thought he was fooling around So did I I thought this was fooling I don't think there was anybody at that ball and I thought you're serious. I would say you were emphatic No, what was that joking around it was I am fat. Oh After I found out you weren't joking around no at first. I was joking around that's what saying But then you saw Frank five's face light up like it did.

You're gonna tell me that motherfucker didn't wanna go? I didn't see his face though, yeah. Oh, okay, I didn't see his reaction. Frank Fives wasn't fighting him. Yeah, we had a couple of guests there and they all liked the idea and I was like, oh, fucking, you know what, at least fantasies. We haven't been there in like 15 years, then I got excited, man.

I was really young. I mean, we can't paint the broad strokes that everybody went to fantasies. There were some who are good little soldiers and made their way over to do the setup myself. Course, Chuck and Victor because they're working the crew Ming begrudgingly would a fucking sour push. He definitely wants to go.

Oh yeah. He needed the key to get into his studio. Yeah. Who else? Sudde Jeff. Now I thought Sudde Jeff followed you guys. Oh, yeah, we need to get into his Who else? Sunday Jeff now I thought so they just followed you guys and he followed you guys at the department leave No, I think that uh wait, did he yeah, I think he came over to Wawa and then took off oh Yeah, he's like oh, there isn't just a bus right I better ran over a go-go dancer reporting.

No shift to get out of here so fast before you got seen In the parking lot just Now Tom also Tom went with Tom was asked you didn't also did came to the studio to because he had a lot to do in the setup of the game Right, he had to get into costume and everything. So he was not our participant, but there was a hefty and I got to be honest again. Hey, that's that's that's like and you're going to get gold, but you're also going to get maybe I don't know if you guys are not going to show up for six hours. We're going to be waiting there.

But again, that's all part of it. It's when you get when you invite a queue, you're going there. But again, that's all part of the, when you get, when you invite a queue, you're gonna have to expect that there may be a delay in the shoot for Tatas. Now, they hold up the set of IJ forum. Yeah, we can't hold it up. It's absurd. We said we were going for one beer.

That was the thing, we're gonna go for one beer. And I wasn't sure if it was gonna be one beer was gonna turn into three into three four well it did turn into two because get him was there get him well get him one with you guys that's right yeah get him was one he was one of the enthusiastic ones look I was enthusiastic too I'm not trying to push this off on other people I I wanted to go I was ready to go it was fun to go I'm a Ke bikini bar. They don't even show. Oh, really? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,. For sure. Now, my last experience with fantasies was that I went there with Marybeth. There was an amateur what teach her contest. She participated and was knocked out in the first round. Now, what I found out shortly after that was that these were not amateurs.

It was every girl who was dancing that night was up on stage. In fact, the only amateur was Mary Beth, which by default I thought she should have won the money. How much? $1,000. Wow. Whoa. I was pissed, not because of the money.

I didn't count on that at all. I was fucking enraged because they knocked her out in the first round and then fucking on top of it. Everybody there was technically a professional. So I stated, never, fuck fantasies, I'm never coming back here. This play, we're done with this place, fuck this place. Do you go there often?

No, well no, but like, if we, if it had been fun, we might have gone back. So, so why did you go back on your vows and never go back in the fantasies? Hello, Mary Beth. I'm gonna say hello, Mary Beth. She asked me the same god damn thing. Oh, and that's where hot water came in. It wasn't because I went to a strip

hill. You broke a vow. Yeah, I mean. That's why I wanted to ask you, because you're the most prime of one of those moral guys I know. I wouldn't even say probably. Yeah, you're right. I was trying to live a little room for you. Why are you throwing up probably here? I'm pissed off about that. Oh, leave me a little room for humility. I am one more, yeah, definitely the most humble too as well. Yeah, absolutely. But go on, go on. So I was going to ask you, did I was I wrong?

Because she got very upset with me. Then I don't believe it's only because of the vow and ever to go back again. There has to, I believe if she's being, she may not even realize it, but if she's being 100% honest whether she's that upset by that, that there might, might be more to it than, then you just going back on your vow to not go back in there. Because she was like, we were boycott in them. I said, I know. I said, but like, well, do you want me to count myself amongst the Sunday

Jeff's and Tom's of the world? The EQ's at Frank Fives. Yeah, I mean how disappointed would you have been if Brian be like no, no, no, no, I gotta go back and help set up with the guys. Oh boycott. Well if he's boycottting I would probably probably talk you out of it. I'd probably be like, dude, come on. The girls in there ain't responsible for it. They've been hurting the pandemic. I'd have given the whole let's go pep talk.

If you just like, I don't want to go to a strip club, I'm gonna go set up microphones and lights. I would be like, I just feel like something would be a miss. I'd be like, what's going on? What's really going on? Man, that's not the Brian I know. Well, I think that there is Brian Johnson is on the path of being a good boy.

I might be on the path to set up mics instead of engaging that body behavior. You know, he has put him on the path to be a good boy. And he sometimes is taken off that a stray of that path when BQ comes into the picture. But the whole reason she liked me was because it was bad in the first place. That's always how it goes down. I mean, yeah, you gotta get you got to work her magic and you know get

in there and she likes a lot of what's there. Right. Not the entire package, you know, you come on, nobody's, nobody's the entire package. Even getting half the package of me is unlucky for that. Oh man, it's like putting a, it's like to me though, it's like putting a collar on a tiger. Yeah, man, like that tiger, that kid has got a hunt, man. Look at that guy. That's how I feel.

Yeah. And I told her, although I did say I was like, she goes, well, did you buy a drink? I said no no get them bought it But get them bought me a bottle of water I didn't support them financially in any way look look at this This is why this podcast works though because you know earlier in the day in between Shoots between the pot the patreon content be BQ invites you to the CD side of town. Now after the second production is over, where does Walt Flanagan invite you?

I mean the most wholesome American restaurant you can possibly imagine. FriendliesUSA, baby. Right, it was only an hour and a half drive from where we were, but it is like ice cream. It's like children playing and laughter's in the air, smiles all around. There's no desperation in the... No point in this. Yeah.

No alcohol is served there. No upper lip sweat on Gidham as he watches the girls fucking gyrate. Well, we had a cute waitress, so you can strike that. Oh, yeah. Alright. Yeah, that's true. Be cute. You're my bad boyfriend.

I never really thought of you that way. Like I just, well, it just didn't occur to me because he's just cute to me. Right. Yeah. Like I never really dissected and broke him down and like now that you say it. I'm the angel. He's the devil. Right. Yeah, man. Let's do it. Where were you? What he was trying to me to the strip club? I gave you an eye. I raised an eyebrow. I looked right at you. You just you just looked right through me I'm gonna do a dramatic game. Oh man. But I mean, the part of the reason that I wanted to go to begin with was because I knew it was gonna feed stories like this. There was no way we were going in there with that crew and not coming out with a bunch of stories.

Right. Yeah. We got some Frank five stories. I don't know if it's our place to tell them. No, no, no, no. But even this, even when we were talking about right now, I mean, like just shit for the podcast. was going to happen. Something was going to happen. Something, and we got it. Yeah, no, no, we're not telling Frank stories here, but, uh, but that was,

you know what, it was weird because I honestly, if you would ask me last week, when do you think you'll ever go to a strip club after the pandemic, I might have been like, I don't know if I'll ever do that. But here we are. Already post the moment. There was some crew there too. I mean, you have to, it was what? A Monday? It was a Monday afternoon?

It was a Monday day crew. Yes, yes it was. Yes, it was. Skeleton crew. I mean, not judging by their weight. Not many people there. Well, there was, you know, there was, there was, there was, you know, a wasteland. There was stuff to enjoy. There was a woman there that it's like,

if you told me she was somebody's grandma in a thong, I would have totally believed it, right? The lady with the blonde hair. And she was still on some guy's lap. And I'm like, how is that chair supporting the both of them? It was, it was interesting that she's still working at this age. Yeah, that was pretty cool. Good for her, man. You know what, I didn't need when I was there. I mean, I could have used while I was there. A little choo, yeah.

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but I do want pose. Why won't you? Yeah. If we're in it, why not try to win both of them? I know. Like you see people that go to the Oscars and they fucking have like nine of them in their arms? That's who we are.

Yeah, that's it. We just all realize though I listen, so they have to vote multiple times, right? Is that illegal? I'm not sure. I haven't actually went there and looked at it yet You haven't even voted yet. No, let's see podcast awards calm I know I know that we've we've definitely rock the vote though. We've got the vote out there and You know see where we see where the chips

full yeah man let's see comedy oh my god we're up against uh I don't even see our name there is this this must be last year's oh yeah this is a 2020 in 2020 the comedy category I literally have not heard of one person except for Amy Schumer And she did it when so that's wow promising. No She's a genius Committed genius no, she's not she's not even fucking You ever see those you ever see those commercials where she's in the bathroom and her fucking mayonnaise commercials No, she's in the bathroom.

She's in the woman's room. And you hear this like, you hear this cry, like the shriek of like horror from a stall. And she goes, somebody's just got their visitor. And a lady steps out and she goes, do you know what size tampon pad you need? This is a riot so far back. And it's bizarre is that like,

she is this lady who steps out of the stall is like, I didn't know that tampons came in different sizes. She goes, well, he said she pulls out a chart and she's like, if it's too big and it hurts, go smaller. And I'm like, she's talking to her, like she's a complete and utter, like, in this sort of. She's having a period for 20 years already.

Yeah, well, she is. It's another 30 some year old lady, though. So she's probably been getting them for 15 years at best. And she had to be told by a stranger in the bathroom to, if it hurts, go down a smaller size. Wow. If there's too much, or if there's leakage, go to a bigger size. The gem's, the sugar is just dulling out to the bottom. I think it's Amy's sugar. I don't not sure if I, but it's somebody famous. She's got blonde hair. It sounds like yeah, it sounds like she's. Yeah. It isn't that funny, but it isn't formative for anybody who's like who has zero common sense.

Now she's one of those people she was funny. She was like wickedly funny in the beginning, but then she got woke with all the fucking bullshit and I should have told those jokes and nobody should tell those kind of jokes And now I'm now all I'm doing is trying to make myself better and all this all that same woke shit that you're constantly hearing from people Sarah Silverman's another one But anyway, that's podcast awards.com. It looks like you actually have to sign up So if you don't mind doing that and voting for us, that would be great. Don't let us suffer the same fate as Amy Schumer We never ask you guys for anything. I know

Yes, I'm the well. No. Oh Uh, I wanted to ask you you uh, you could you have a special insight on this Okay, if I were to become an EMS worker, right? Like just say a local guy Volunteer volunteer yeah who uh works with the first aid squad and yeah, you know, you get you get calls where there's car crashes and shit like that. Sure. So I, I, I join up. I, I just asked Mary Beth.

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No, they're as useful. But noble is more like a thing, you know what I'm saying? It's like, you can't define it, except in only positive ways. So I don't know of taking pictures of, you know, people's dead bodies in the pavement, trying not to get caught. I assume like slipping your cell phone camera out

and taking pictures just to masturbate. I don't know, man, like that might take the Noble aspect of it. Well, my feeling was like, because that's kind of what Mary Beth said to which I countered like, well, you like, I didn't go into it for that. That was a, that was a byproduct of like, I discovered it within myself along the way.

So if I'm still breaking balls and saving lives, sure. But and I didn't say they were dead. I just thought they might be mangled. Yeah, but like, but how much of your original intention remains? Or is it all like now you just go to work looking like Papa Bluetooth go to work and get what you do? I think that it's like, I'm not really like this is the only reason like I'm praying for an accident but I'm not really upset if I get a call and they're like, hey man somebody splattered on the road

I'm like I have one of those I have one of those radios like at home too so I can get to the scene I can't even be yes I get to the scene before anybody else does. I mean, you're gonna get caught eventually. Oh, you can keep it up. I think so. Yeah. So you can't take pictures. It's so unusual for a spawning officer to be taking photos for like an EMS guy. It's like such a horrible breach of privacy that you'll get caught.

I thought you kind of had to do it for like cops had to do it for like accident scenes and stuff. Or is there like do they still have those professional photographers that like the photographers that come to the scene and I mean I fit to a lot of horrible car accidents. I never saw any photographers there officially taking photos. Yeah, I have seen videos though online. But it definitely from accident scenes. Yeah, they were leaked out by by either EMS or I guess if a crime is involved then they would right Yeah, instead of just an accident Yeah Nothing well it just feels like a scenario that you're setting up like with Mary Beth

To set up like how well what if it was this horrific monstrous Compulsion I had to masturbate to this. She'd be like, that would be disgusting. I thought I could still put up with it. And then you're like, oh cool. Well, it isn't that. It's this.

And it's something like it's not this. It's actually this. And so you just kind of soften the blow and then she's like, well, at least it isn't mangled corpses on the road. It's just people with broken limbs and shit. But what do we do, Walt? What's our, what's our role? How do we find out about this? mangled corpses on the road. Just people with broken limbs and shape. But what do we do, Walt? What's our, what's our, what's our, what?

How do we find out about this? Why are we? No, he, he gets caught and sued by a family. He gets his license, gets, he gets publicly shamed and, and sued for it. Oh, do I get canceled? Oh, uh, he, uh, I got to assume. But canceled in something that I can't even defend to assume. But canceled in something that I can't even defend to myself. That's a rough one, right?

So it's a rough one. Although if you were doing it, like when you were on the fire department, they're like, hey man, we busted. Even if they were like, he's a fire bug. And he's been fucking setting fire. He's an arsonist. I mean, I'm not saying I would have been a friend.

I'm just asking what do we do? Oh, like what you move? I mean, I would have to think it'd be hard to come back from. It'd be hard to like to spin jokes around it or to make light of it or to find the silver lining and that would be, it would take a masterful podcaster to win over the audience after having to explain away that doozy.

That's a rough one. It's just like a wrong below leg. Hey, I got caught little in a kid. Yeah, like, to come to the table and be like, let me explain. That's not what it seems like. Oh. But at the same time, you'd have to be like,

I mean, speak into the mic, tell us about it. Like, why did you feel the same? Like, it would be a hell of an interview. It would be interesting to find out because there are people, have you ever seen that movie Crash? Yeah. Cronenberg.

That is like a real thing we were talking about fetishes a couple of weeks ago and that's a real thing. Like people who were turned on by car crashes and accidents and that kind of shit, which I don't quite understand, but. No, I don't get it either. Speaking of scene movies, did you see see black widow or the Loki series queue I know that there's a lot of people with spoiler problems, but

Fuck it I did see both I I don't even know that there's anything in black widow to spoiler There's no well, I mean, I guess you if you want to talk about the movie for people who haven't seen it yet, I guess any aspect of the movie is nowadays can bring out the rage of the online community about spoiling something for them, but what'd you think? Did you go and see it at the air to watch it at home? I watched it at home. I went to see it in a theater.

I thought it at home. I went to see it in the theater. I thought it was, it was like I, I, I enjoyed it. I thought it was well done and I liked it. I watched it, I, you know, the cast, but to me it had, it left open. I was like, I'm not sure I wanted Black Widow to have killed the kid, to have knowingly killed the kid. And they never really made it clear that she was on their mind control.

So like, I was like, wait a minute. What's going on? Yeah. Can I ask, do you, are you well versed? Was that thing about killing a child? Was that set up from a previous movie? No, she keeps talking. She would always refer to that mission, the Budapest mission or some shit like that.

Oh, okay. So this was the revelation of what happened then. she had, she had let a child die. She was the collateral damage to get another target, right? Defiled. Yes. Yeah. I understand, you know, a lot of people can't deal with that with their heroes, but to me, that's kind of like, well, if you're talking about a satin assassin, there's going to be horrible things that they've done and to a tone for those things, like, you know, isn't saving the world, which she did, going to be enough to, like, for, you know, to

make it, but Disney couldn't leave it that they had to even be like, no, no, no, no, she didn't kill a kid. Yeah. But I kind of like that kind of of like, you know, like really like Tormenting yeah, I see your pull. I see you would have you you swaying me a little bit You want to me over a little bit on that one. I guess but I couldn't stand task master Me what that's about to play this is the first misstep. I think I can recall in the MCU as huge a misstep as I think I can recall in the MCU as huge a misstep as as I've seen where they're kind of like, yeah, you know what? Fuck continuity.

We're going to do, we're going to change it completely and we know better than the people who created these characters. And I think that is a really big error on their part right after the, I guess, the second phase or the phase or call in this. Yeah, I agree. I mean, Taskmasker is such a unique, fun character that why would you do it unless you're going to do it right? Like what should be, should be talking shit, he should be cowardly, he should be, you know, kind of silly. Like, yeah, it was, it was really disappointing, Taskmaster. And it was a reason to call it that.

But yeah, unless you're gonna do something that is so mind-bending, cool, that you're like, we could change it, and we're gonna make it a thousand times better than it was. Not that though, what they did was just lazy, shitty writing, am I opinion? Yeah, and that was the guy that wrote Thor Ragnarok, which is one of my favorite ones. Yeah, it looked good. I agree, it looked good. But I mean, now talk about,

you don't like Black Widow killin' a kid. How many fucking innocent people that she kill when that fucking prison went up in flames? Oh man, I mean it went berserk, but at least they were evil. No, no, but there's prison guards in there who are just going to put in nine to five and they go home, they're my kids, and they're dead. But, no, but there's prison guards in there who are just going to put in nine to five and they go home

They're white for kids and they're dead, but they were Russian right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all right But I mean literally she killed hundreds if not a thousand innocent prison guards Yeah, just working there keeping the bad guys in jail. They went up in flames as well Yeah, you're right Russians though, dude. Yeah, I guess you and it does. Now you say it jokingly, but if not really, but if that if that was an American prison, I don't think they would do that.

I don't think they would put that on camera. I agree, because now she's just killing like blue collar guys who are going to work. Not nameless thugs of a communist state. What about Loki? Loki, man, I wanted to like it so much more than I ended up liking it. I just like, prize popping over here. Can we move it along?

I just it was I was like, when it was him and Owen Wilson, it was awesome. I did not buy the female Loki. I was just like, I don't like this character as much as they want me to like this character. And then the Fiora misogynist. I mean, you're a monster. I'm not so be it. But I'm also like, at some point I'm like, is this a love story?

You might be supposed to be watching a half ass love story. I was like, this is so boring, who cares? Well, I thought they were gonna consummate. Didn't you? That would have been better, I guess. I mean, it kind of just sucked. I mean, alligator logo here was fucking awesome. Yeah. Like all that stuff was cool. I agree with you 100% though. I felt like it was lacking something for me and just I never, I thought for sure every episode this is gonna be episode that really fucking ever I thought for sure every episode this is gonna be episode that really fucking Is it you know knocks me out and it's going to make me go oh, okay Yeah, are you telling me Kang isn't gonna have a blue face?

Um, I don't I don't well that was a version of Kang right so that wasn't actually Kang But he better have that blue fucking face man. What's the point otherwise? Yeah, yeah, that that's again I'm like yeah, man if Kang hasn't had a blue face it's gonna be very like yeah, and you know, I guess the theory is, I mean it has to be true though, it was like you need something, you need a threat level as big as Thanos for this next phase. Yeah. So I guess they're gonna set up like six or seven movies and then have another like Endgame and infinity war kind of like Ending to this phase and it'll be against Kang and it'll be a time travel thing That's got a lot of potential man. That's pretty cool

Yeah, and they're setting up all the replacements now. You got a replacement cap We got a replacement black widow. You just got to get a replacement Ironman now and They're doing the re re Williams-williams TV show on Disney Plus. She's going to be the Iron Man. That's it. There you go, man. So, is every superhero that was once male, now female?

Is that the way it's going? No, but they've replaced, you know, it makes sense because actors get older, actors, as they're doing it in 10 years. They demand more money So now they're they're just they're recycling the names just like comic books did to to garner more interest But I think the some of them are being what's it called gender swapped? Is that what it's called? Yeah, cuz Iron Man definitely lead you to believe that the characters of a certain sex But I don't again that to me, I love that. I love the the the the handing the baton, the change changing of the of the guard and having the

characters, different people in the in the uniform of these iconic characters because we've seen it ever since I was a little kid in comics but boy that that can character better be something much more heinous than what I got in fucking Loki though. I don't think I think you have to be that that character was just a specific version of him. I don't think they make Kang like that. It's not sustainable. It's like, it's not scary. You're like, come on man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not at all.

Loki was a Loki's a series. Loki was a seven part series on Disney Plus. So he gave you, he gave you like a seven hour like a little movie. The guy who plays Loki is awesome. He's a great actor. He really like him. But there was just something. Yeah, it's like

he was crazy. Didn't grab you enough, you know, it just didn't grab you by the lapels and be like, you were going to love this, it just never happened. Well, they, they, I think that would have, if they had stuck with what they sold the show was, which was Loki and Owen Wilson's character, like a buddy cop time thing. Would've been fucking awesome. The second they switched over to female Loki, it was all the enthusiasm ran out of the show for me, all the, because like, she just monster.

She wasn't a good character, man. I don't know what to tell you. I don't know. I agree with you. But I thought for... I didn't hate her. I wasn't sitting there like what fuck this I was getting angry. I was just like oh man it's a bummer I don't like her more. But it made sense to me. I was like you know it's pretty funny that they were setting up

that he would fall in love with a version a female version of himself because he's such a narcissist. Yeah that would be great. He would want to bang himself. That would be like the ultimate prize for him, but it never happened. He literally just fell in love like Google. No, he got a lot of... With his blanket snugly, you're like, what the fuck? This isn't immortal, he's not even human,

he's an Istrol. Like this is how he's acting, it's so fucking weird. And then the fight scene, there was this big fight scene, but it looked like a fucking power rangers. It was so corny when they were in there with the time, Lord, I was like, what is the budget on this scene? Five hours. I was like, this is crazy. It looks so bad. Yeah. But, but I still like Loki, the character. Yeah. And I'd like to see him and Owen Wilson do more next season. That's not the first time you've been to theaters, right?

Oh, no, I went to see Kong versus Godzilla. That's right. And I'm not really excited about what's coming up too, like, Iternos and Shang-Chi. I love Shang-Chi. That is one of my all-time favorite characters, but I know, and I understand that Marvel cannot do a shank chi from the comics that I love because of the racial aspect of it. I know you and I also the legal aspects of like you don't have a fumenshu, you don't have the rights to it, but shank Madass, Chinese, foreigner who joins MI6 in England, and becomes basically James Bond.

And that it could have been a fucking cool premise to a movie, but this looks like crouch and tiger hidden lion. I don't know what the hell. I'm a dragon. I'm a dragon dragon because this this looks just like a real like fantasy flick with like nothing other than the character's name being resembling what I read in the comics. I don't know. That's just a trailer. I mean the other the other trailer had Fing Fang Fung had the abomination had I don't know man. I'm sure she Yeah, and the new trailer things and boom the 100 foot tall dragon isn't it?

Okay, yeah, that's like he was fucking James Bond. I think there was no like like 100 foot tall monsters and stuff in shank Chi, but some say they could have made it. They could have made a James Bond movie at with shank Chi and like he's the ultimate like he said he's this master of kung fu and he can actually take down super, and like he's the ultimate, like he said, he's the master of Kung Fu, and he can actually take down super-powered beings, is he so? He is the ultimate Kung Fu martial artist, and it doesn't look like they're going that way. It looks like they're on way more like Chinese kind of myths and legends of, with like, you know, magic. Yeah, I guess that's interesting, because between the two, I'm interested in what they do with all the magic, shit. Yeah, yeah.

It reminds me, because I wasn't a fan, I never read the original series, so that's why. I'm saying this reminds me of like a big trouble in little China, some, you know what I mean? Where it's like, oh, let the cool shit in an action movie, so I don't know, I'm kind of into it. Oh, I'll see it. And like I said, I love that series.

I adore it. And I know that it's not gonna be what that series was, but I still am like, man, I wish it could have been though. Hmm. You said they can't do it because of the racial stuff. What was... Well, I mean, I don't think they want that kind of like old-fashioned, like,

stranger in a strange land, like, you know, that kind of like where... Because in the comic book, I mean, he was raised in a monastery by Fumantiu and trained to be the ultimate Kung Fu warrior who's gonna be his field agent, Fumantju's field agent, and world domination. He finds out Fumantju is evil and turns us back on his father and joins this, like I said, basically a James Bond spy organization in London whose

sole mission is to defeat Fumantiu. I don't think, obviously they can't do Fumantiu, and they would never even want to do Fumantiu because the connotations and all the stigma would attract. So they could do the yellow claw, but I don't even know if they'll do that if he's the son of yellow claw. I'm not sure what they're going to do, but I also don't think they would do that because in the comic book, he's not very worldly.

So he's seeing all these things all the while being the greatest fighter in the world he's subjected to like rock and roll. Like seeing everything for the first time. Yeah and like so like he like in the book it's so cool for like it's characterization you never saw in the 70s where like he he's into he discovers with the Rolling Stones and just starts like binging Rolling Stones albums and like the poetry from Mick Jagger that he uses it while while while while like talks about it obviously because the writers were into the stones or whatever in the 70s but that kind of like I think that stereotype of like the Asian warrior comes to a stranger and a strange land thing. I think we've seen it a million times and they didn't probably don't want to even go down that route and

Fuck and they don't even want to fucking even mention probably that there's full-man chew right stuff in that in that character's background and history because it's such a Hot button I would think like you know, it's the yellow scare and everything or the yellow pearl or whatever it was called Yeah, especially now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but I mean, it's like my thing is What stuff like that it's like I don't Would you miss Fumant you you know what I mean like Personally, yeah, I guess I I adored the book. I would love if I mean how much could the right speed of Fumant you right now Yeah, I guess I adored the book. I would love it.

I mean, how much could the right speed of Fumantue right now? No one is banging down sax Romer's door to license Fumantue. Disney could get it for a song, but it would be the biggest misplay. I understand why. It would be, even if I was... Or is there a way to fucking make Fumantue kind of fucking,

could you make it work? What if you did it in a way that made it work? I just think the name, the world today just will not accept Fumantiu, it's just, I don't know why. I wish I could put into more, I was like, I was a long mustache, right? That's it. Yeah, but I guess there's some, he was like, you know,

like he would kidnap, you know, the white women and do things to them and the novels and the pulps and everything. So he was like the ultimate like, boogie man for a time in the 40s and the 30s. And we don't really even like none of us really were all first. We're all embarrassed by it. I don't know. I think I think yeah, I think I understand why Disney won't touch it, but I damn I wish. But if they do, if they just throw out the full-man chew stuff and throw in yellow claws as father. Yeah, I'll be surprised if they even do

that. I'll tell you. Because of the word yellow. Yeah. What about the claw? That's okay, I imagine. Yeah, it's all right. I don't know. They might get away with yellow cloth. He's wearing yellow and shit like that. I don't know. I mean, I wouldn't write it. Somebody else might be able to. There is a song. I got I haven't thought of it in the longest time. Like when I used to go to Sunday school when I was real young, there was a him a song that went like Jesus loves the little children. Oh, the children of the world read in yellow, black and white. They are precious in his sight. Jesus loves the little children of the world. Should that song be canceled, calling people yellow and red? I wasn't I wasn't aware though that that red That'd be like Indian right?

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A New Jersey teacher has resigned after assigning an 11-year-old pupil a project in which he held Nazi genocidal maniac Adolf Hitler's accomplishments. She this teacher agreed to quit after the education officials blamed misguided instruction for the offensive and inappropriate project. The female fifth grader who I guess was assigned this project, even dressed as Hitler and produced a handwritten essay detailing his apparent accomplishments, one displayed for weeks in a hallway along with his photo. How the fuck does this happen?

Yeah, you're like, yeah, how does this happen for weeks? How does someone not like immediately put the caboch on this when she steps one foot on the school grounds and her Hitler outfit. So here's a, there's the photo wall and then it's here's the little passage next to it. My greatest accomplishment was uniting a great mass of German and Austrian people behind me. Anti-Semitism drove me to kill more than six million Jews. Now you can't really argue with either of them.

They're both thanks. You can't. You can't. Like the why on earth is this teacher giving this subject to? Oh, no, no, I mean, you can't really argue with either of those facts. I think those are both facts. You can argue definitely argue with like, well, nobody needs to know these. Everybody knows everybody knows. Just like Hitler. I was like, wow, like, what about the parents? It's still yeah, like how? What about the parents? It's still, yeah, like how?

What about the parents that like when you get your daughter ready for school and she comes out of a room dressed like Hitler? A little mustache and shit. Yeah, how do you, so how do you take her to school? I don't know, maybe she got dressed at school. Okay. And my thing too would be like, look, I gotta to fire you not because you did anything really that offensive. Like, you're just an idiot. I just feel like you're so stupid. I can't have you around these kids. Oh, no, that it

continued to say, I was pretty great. Wasn't I? I was very popular and many people follow me until I died. Does that, you know, that girl, that's one thing you can argue with him being pretty great. That girl is going to be, she's probably in need of some therapy probably. If not, you're leading up to this, but now the aftermath of this and all that, this is going to really probably fuck her up for a while. You're getting her teacher fired. Yeah, unless she did it on purpose is like, all right, I'll teach you, bitch. Yeah, you know, like I'll come to class like this and that and it'll be she.

Everybody knows in this in the world today that this got cause a fucking firestorm. How old is he? 11? 11. I know some pretty crafty 11 year old some you know school superintendent Sean at the Marco later conceded that the curriculum and learning standards were not appropriately Implemented and the girl was getting misguided instruction from the teacher This is how to devastating impact on the student involved and their family who have been thrown into turmoil through the fault of their own. Just like you said, well, yeah, there's a little fault.

There's a lot of fault on the family. Well, the girl should, I mean, even at 11. Okay, Alicia comes home. Right. 10 years ago. Sit down. What's that? Alicia, because I need your help.

I like, I wanna go to a Michaels and the rag shop. And you need to help. I like I want to go to a Michael's and the rag shop and And you need to help me make a Hitler costume. I'll be like What? There's not a chance on the planet that we go through with it No, what is your move is it dad? I'm curious like if she's still in school and she's like, hey, here's my project project. Here's my dad. I feel like what what is the curriculum? Oh, I want to know. Yeah, I'd be like, you can never dress like this ever. There is no time or place for this unless you're in a movie, unless you're in like, who's that dude that made a what's that due to made a pulp fiction? Oh, turns you know, yeah, let's turn to turn to flick. fiction. Oh, Tarantino.

Yeah, let's turn to Tarantino flick. Right. You'll never get in a Nazi uniform. Yeah. Effort. That's pretty solid advice. You're just like, it's weird because I feel like I like to think that I would push boundaries in certain areas and shit,

but dressing up like Hitler, it's like it's well documented that it does not work out for people. If you're dressing like Hitler, it doesn't work out for you. If you're around somebody dressing like Hitler, it doesn't work out for you. Q, you're nephew. It's like like uncle Q uncle Q. I'm gonna be Well you'd be a part of this school project on working. I'm gonna be Hitler

Yeah, what do you tell him? What about you just sit him down or you? Project what's the project? Yeah, I need to read the IJ costume department. Do you have any Hitler outfits? You're not taking a Hitler out of course. We need that. We need that for it's cool if it's comedy. He's like, I want you to film it for me on my on my on your phone or I know you got a nice camera. I'm like, you got it. I think you're in my house. You got a nice camera. I'm gonna, you got it. I think you're wearing my house. I'm gonna go home.

I'm gonna go home. You got to go home. You got to go home. You got to go home. I'm like, you got to go home. I'm sorry, you can't do this here. I would call my brother and I'd be like, look, your kid's got an issue, man.

You guys, you guys got to deal with this. Did you help him dress up like Hitler, Brian? No. Oh no. Oh no. Oh, stay off Facebook. He wants an A. Kill, he wants an A. Yeah, he wants an A, you know what?

It's a project. It's a project. It's like a visual presentation on the life of eight off Hitler. Like first he starts off as a painter. Yeah, then it's then he rises in the rises to the to the ultimate ruler, the B all end all. And then he then your nephew also shows the through some you know crude piratechnics how would want to test the most just blow it off. Right. Just like a sparkler.

Like, I mean, like, you get a shock and Victor to film it. I guess, I mean, if, I mean, that sounds like I could have missed that. He knows you have the money to get an authentic Nazi outfit. Yeah. But he's not gonna, he's not gonna sugarcoat it. He's gonna, he's gonna, it's just a true representation of the man's life in five minutes. I feel like, I'll be like, but why do you want to change all these costumes? I'm like, what are you doing?

I wish people could see Q's face right now. Like, as you're saying it, you know, just like, like, he's like the side of me with this. He starts out like, you know, like as a painter and then he's not into his full regalia. You know, it's kind of getting that, that. How's he acting when he's in the Hitler costume? Oh yeah, he's doing all the mannerisms.

He loves you. He loves the fucking high step. He's got all the mannerisms. He loves the fucking high step. He's got all the Jewish like a madman from window to window oh my god I wouldn't know what to do I'm doing now I can't I can't help with this buddy what would be funny if he's that into it it's like you've never seen this kind of enthusiasm from the kid in any other aspect. No, like this crazy. Where did you learn all this shit?

In school? Yeah, I would be like, you can't do this buddy. It's certainly not what me involved, but you shouldn't do it. It's just because of bad taste. Like I said, it is 100% accurate. He doesn't go down the path like this child did and say there's anything great.

It's all the fucking horror and Monster is shit. He did and he's gonna bring in like he's gonna ask you to lie down and represent You know the 500 million that he killed He even has a little fake sign of capsule It's all done like I said, but it's all accurate. Yeah, it's got the plastic isn't everything like all this arm. No, I meant all the information he's parlaying or relaying to the camera. It's all horrific shit, never fucking makes it like he's into it, but you know, I mean,

Hollywood does it every day. I know, but I'd be like, somebody's gonna take a picture of this, and then you're gonna be going for a job, and they're gonna search your name, and this is gonna come up. Exactly. And that's the way the world is today. It's like, you did this when you were 11.

You're canceled. And this case, I would wanna know, if the 20-year-old in front of me, like 10 years ago, had a Hitler obsession. Yeah. in front of me like 10 years ago, had a little obsession. Even if it's Burger King, I would be like, I don't know if you're right for this job. Yeah, but like parents out there listening, yeah, if your kid ever gets an assignment like this,

demand he get another, his story, a mealier, a a million air hearts. Yeah, a real strong. Oh, yeah, they even get Genghis Khan and it's still wouldn't be as bad. Like there's literally no worse choice. Yeah. There's a lady in England. Now, you would think that this is, um, this is just the way it is But there this woman. I'll show you the picture. What?

Okay, she's uh, she's an older woman. She's like 50. I don't know if you can see cute. She's uh, No, not really. Oh wait, yeah. Okay. All right. So she has been given the The edict that she is not allowed to urinate or defecate in any outdoor open space anymore Any more the reason is she's been Poo bombing Her neighbor's property for 25 years now. She's 50 like I said so for half her life She's, like I said. So for half her life, she's been doing this quite some time. For half her life. Nobody knew it. And she just got caught recently. Oh, she, she's a lengthy rap sheet of 15 convictions stretching from 1996 to 2018, including incidents of anti-social behavior,

harassment, public disorder offenses, and she's also accused of repeatedly making nuisance emergency calls. So he has called 911 for like, you know, hey, my fries are cold. The order bands are from engaging in certain behaviors, including urinating and defecating outside, possessing booze in an open container, and using abusive language. Now aside from the abusive language, doesn't that apply for everyone? To everybody, yeah, you're right. To everybody, yeah, you're right. To everybody, yeah, you're right.

To everybody, yeah, you're right. To everybody, yeah, you're right. To everybody, yeah, you're right. To everybody, yeah, you're right. To everybody, yeah, right? Yeah, who has the right to do any of those things out in public. But since she does it so much, is it more of like if somebody was like, hey, you can't shit in an open space, I'd be like, all right, but for her, it's a big thing, you know, for her, it's a total like she's been doing it for 25 years. She's been terrorizing her neighbor. Terrorizing her neighbor. And then you see like when you see these stories you would just see like you would just see the headline neighbor kills You know, poop on over dispute right right yeah, you could see though how that could like you could drive someone to be like I can't take it all

Dude there are times when my neighbors dog barks long enough that I'm gonna fucking burn their fucking house down Stop that fucking dog from barking and burn their fucking house down. Stop that fucking dog from barking. Those are amongst the fucking most inconsiderate motherfuckers. Like I like dogs. I just don't like dogs barking non-stop for fucking hours.

It's insanity. My wife, yeah, that's one of her things too, because we do have a neighbor that's dog barks. And my wife is like super vigilant about like if Cooper or Sox go out there and barks like she runs out there like as if they're you know as if they're tearing a child apart do my dogs but they're just barking and to me that dog next door could bark from the sun up to sundown I just have this ability like I don't

hear it. Yeah I tune it out I know I guess that's how I can put up a giddum for six hours a day. You actually hear a dog barking instead? Yeah, it's weird though. Like, yeah, when she goes, I can't take that dog barking. And I was like, oh yeah, he is barking. I don't hear it. Yeah.

It's a gift or a curse, I don't know. No, it's definitely a gift because it drives me out of my fucking mind and these neighbors are just, they just don't know. No, it's definitely a gift because it drives me out of my fucking mind and these, these neighbors are just like, they just don't care. And it's not like, we don't live where, say, Q lives where there's like a lot of space, you know, in between you and the next house. So, like, we're, how, how much space is it between you and your neighbor, Q? I mean, there, it doesn't feel like that much. I was excited. Do you feel like you get, like, you can't connect that with your neighbor and you don't get that bond, that neighbors share, like where you're super close?

Because if you were a little bit closer, would it help? No, I've been a relationship. No, I have a pretty good relationship with my neighbors actually. I feel like, you know, really talk to your neighbors, right? My wife does. She has their phone numbers. They text once in a

while back and forth. I don't text your dog is working. It's weird shit about garbage pickup or or just like even like crazy old school shit. You don't happen to have a half a cup of sugar. Do you get out of here? Yeah. Even stuff like that comes down to text. It doesn't get more Americana than that, man. That's right. That's the thing. I made it a point to like get to know my neighbors that are around me. Yeah, they have your number.

They text you, right? Yeah, they text me. I go over for drinks. They'll come over hang out in the room. Also, they've been in the house? Yeah. Oh, OK, that's the test. If they're actually invited in my neighbors

Sure, and my neighbors as much as I think that we're kind of close You got me beat yeah my neighbors and myself have never been in each other's house though They wouldn't even make it through the door before Walt's like oh sure is hot outside I tried I I really tried. I watched the episode of IJ last night. I heard my name mentioned. Oh wait, it was the, which bit was it? It was, you were having somebody have to step in.

I guess he was a temp. Oh, that's right. Yes, yes, yes. For the, for the blenders or something like that. Yeah whiskey blenders or Martini blenders or something. Yeah Flanagan brand No, no, you just called the guy my name. Oh Hold on one second. Sorry. Just did I lose you guys? No, okay. All right. Sorry. That was it. Oh, so the name I gave the guy was Walt Flanagan. Well murdered

Merged. Mer gave it. Okay, now I almost swallowed my tongue. Yeah. Well, you know, you got a great name, and I wanted them to, I wanted them to use it. I wanted to record it, but I was watching it at a 1231, so I couldn't record it.

I have to wait for when it comes back on again, because I cannot believe the anticipation when I sit down my girls. Oh yeah, I've come to see that they see it. And I'd be like, I want you to watch something. And I want you to apologize after you see it. Yeah, what we do is we have a list of friends' names that we put in the hopper to use.

And I guess yours finally came up. Yeah, oh, finally. Yeah, that's been in the hopper for a while I guess yours finally came up. Yeah, finally. Yeah, it's been in the hopper for a while. Yeah. So who's name is still in the hopper that hasn't been called yet? Well, you know what happens? We started like Danny Passman and lawyer. We just use him this season for the first time.

You know, you don't want to just... What about Chris? Chris Ladondo. I mean, I know what would mean the world to him. I could do that. Any recognition of life is existence. I saw his acts are tweeting in response to people saying, I heard your name on IJ. And he's like still no one mentioned on IJ. You can't celebrate you.

Oh, that's funny. Yeah, you want me to get... I'll have them send the link to the episode to you. Why can't Chris... Why can't Chris Lodondo just light a candle rather than curse the darkness? Tell him Steve Dave? Go on!

I don't know. I didn't understand that. It wasn't as good as the previous one about the... Oh, he got one. The weather joke? I oughta cut all that IG shit out anyway. I'm Steve Dave. Hey real quickly I just want to tell everyone that we're not gonna have a show next week because Q and I are we're going south we're doing a little

traveling. South of the border huh? South of the border no. Whoa well. Well I got to technically yeah it would be south of the border. Yeah yeah we're going to do a little south of America We're doing a little man we're doing a we're doing a little man trip. We're doing a little a little Little dude trip me Brian and our friend Jiggy. Remember Jiggy. I remember Little man trip. What is that in tail? Just being men Okay, what is that is that some I mean?

I don't know that I mean the one that I went on What would that be a man trip to or no? No, I guess it couldn't be because there was ladies on the trip, right? Yeah, yeah, okay, so it's is it body or naughty? It's probably neither And all the chatting about it nobody has brought a body nor naughty stuff It's more like peace and quiet and fucking. Yeah, it's gonna be, it's probably gonna be 110 degrees. Yeah, yeah.

People are gonna be like, I'm just, it's too hot to be body. I'm gonna wait till the sun goes down. What's the big thing though that you're gonna do, like is there some sort of, is there like some sort of thing you wanna see? Because can you go anywhere, Q? Without being fear of being mobbed? Yeah, I can do that. I, you know, I'm too excited to see you

and you wanna trip or is it more like I just wanna relax and buy a pool and drink and just like max out? It's a mix of both. It's like normally these days I just relax, but I have my secret ways to not get noticed as much and stuff like that. He wears a burger again. Yeah.

Yeah, but yeah, it's gonna be good. So no episode next week. No episode next week, just so everybody knows. Have fun. Thanks, Walt.