Tell Em Steve-Dave - #492: Space Monkeys - Four's Company

Episode Date: September 21, 2021

Cookie etiquette, aging rockers, squirrels.

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Hello! Hey, Ludd! Little different than the regular Tom Steve David's or Waltless episode. Yeah, no, that's, you know... Miss Walt. He was very cryptic. He said he's an Atlantic city, but he didn't say what he was doing. He didn't say where he's going. What could it be up to an Atlantic city? That's what I was wondering. It's like if you're not into casinos or you're not

into creating your girlfriend around or your lady around and see through shirts, I don't know what you're doing down there your girlfriend around or your lady around and see through shirts. I don't know what you're doing down there. You think he's warm, I think? Oh, he could be. Yeah, like there's not a city less built for Wolfland against attentions than Atlantic city, I would think. Unless it's like they're using that as a base of opera.

It's probably something's near Atlantic city. There's like a zoo or something like that. Yeah, yeah. I don't know if we should call them and find out. I mean, do we have the technology? I think we do. I think we might be able to do that. Let's see. Let's find out why. Let's find out for Wolfland again. Why? Why? What's in Atlantic City that's so great yeah that you would miss this the G. E. W. Flanagan there he is uh okay Hello. Hey, Wolflan again?

Yes. You're on Space Monkeys with Brian Johnson and Brian Quinn. Oh, what's up? Hey, hey, but we just, we just got to know what the fuck are you doing in a Atlantic city? We can't imagine why you'd be down there. Oh, I want to see Alice Cooper. Oh, metal broke. That makes sense.

Yeah, all right. Now I understand everything. Yeah, I want to see Alice Cooper and then I went to... Who'd you go with? Frank and my wife and then his wife came to. Oh, how cozy. Who cozy. Wow. And my wife and then his wife came to oh Oh cozy Geez, I don't remember getting a call for this you break. I don't I don't in fact hold on a second here

Let's find that with Frank Fodds up to yeah What's this fucking guy doing Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was out of school had to be a great show, right? Like a talent scooper. You're there for a five. Hey, what's going on? You're on Space Monkeys with me, Q, and Walt here, and now you are here. And special guest Walt Flanagan. Oh, wow. What?

We're trying to go to the bottom of this little trip that neither Q nor I received an invitation to. Oh. In fact, it was very cryptic. Walt T wall type of an elanix city leave me alone all i never said that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that you would love that I picked it up for you so I'm gonna bring it down next week. Listen to what he's doing. Don't fall for Brian. He's doing it. Yeah. It's true. It's true. You got to give coming. You got to get coming. So Brian's got to give coming. That's going to be awful nice for Brian Johnson. That's cool. That is some trip man to go to the Atlantic City all the way down from Buffalo or wherever you're

to go to the Atlantic City all the way down from Buffalo, where you know, wherever you're in Utacoo. Yeah, it was about five, it was about five and a half hours, so it got too big of a deal. Yeah, I like to drive and we're coming back down next weekend. Oh, that's right. Yeah, we're going to Dolorean and we're going to do some stuff down there, so it'll be fun. Wait, what's going next weekend now you got him bringing the Delorean there?

Yeah, we got some Patreon stuff going on. Yeah, I mean, if there's a Delorean involved, I may have to pop up by the end of the beer. Absolutely. Yeah, I think I'm sorry, go ahead. We got the Gamblin bug too, but if we cleaned out a seat Yeah, you know that you know those claw machines don't count as game I I'll admit I was I was a little bit concerned because Walt seemed to really enjoy the the blackjack a lot more than I thought he was going to and really enjoy the the blackjack a lot more than I thought he was going to and yeah when it's been he has I really hand I won you it's hard not to walk away

thinking that you're a festival yeah it was funny because Debbie was standing behind you and she was like all right don't you think we should cash out right now and what was like one more one more one wow, I was impressed. We walked away a big winner. He left the way. He left the way. College tuition. I'm fucked. I'm so fucked. Oh my god. That he wanted to tell me to stop. Oh, how much you up? Well, I was up, I think $52, I think I walked away from there by the end of the weekend, yeah. It's better than putting in their pocket.

It actually got to the point where we were starting to go into Casinos just to sign up for the players club so he could get the free place just so that we can, just so we can be gambling. You got to understand the concerts only 90 minutes. They need time to like, what are they going to do the rest of the time? Oh, man, I mean, I could see why I didn't get the call. You know, I'm not a noted Alice Cooper fan. You know, you guys tend to, but Brian, how do you feel

about this? Like Alice Cooper is in town and you don't even get a nod. I think the only reason they wouldn't invite me is because I knew I was just at Megadeff and I probably had rocked out so much. Oh, man, and no Sunday, Jeff, either. I guess this is a payback for the kiss concert. Oh wait a minute, wait a minute, am I just, am I just some pawn into weird thing that's going on with you guys? Dude, that's all, that's all you've ever been on the podcast, but I don't know what you

are talking about. You're just figuring it out. Oh, I wish we had a camera on his face as he figured it out. It is. Oh shit. That's all right, Frank Fiverr. I'm the same. I'm just realizing it too.

Roll ponds in Wolf Lantigan's game. Exactly. So how was the show? How was it? It was good. He still does a lot of the same stuff, but with more. But not as much props I would have to say though, but when he does break out the props, they're still impressive.

You know, like, you had like a seven foot tall demonic baby come out on stage to like, there was a waddlein' around. He still does the cut the head off, you know, but the gay team. But the gay team doesn't look as good as it used to like it looked really fake this time. And there's voice, you know, 73 years old man, 73 years old. And we saw about a billion, 73 year olds out there. And you just look at the other, the other 999, a hundred million, a billion of them, they can't even move without like a without one of those

rascals. Yeah. So were you guys the youngsters? Definitely. Oh, yeah. Oh my god, I turned to a one point. I said, we're the youngest people here. I think there was that one lady with the with the with the hover rounds that was like in the front row. Oh my god. Well good for them though. Isn't that what you want? Like I don't you know I'd love that they're there rocking in their 70s. Isn't that great?

Yeah. Oh, it was and you know what with this crowd too. It was nobody stood up. Because they couldn't. We wanted at one point during the concert, everybody was like putting their arms up and they were like cheering and stuff and they were holding up canes.

And it wasn't like the canes that like Alice Cooper would have, you know, it was like the actual like Walking Kings With like the with like the four rubber feet on it That's coming for all of us, right? It is you know what I was gonna say you know later on when we talked about Megadeth I was gonna say I mean it doesn't sound anything close to what you guys experienced But I was surprised at the number of elderly and informed that we're at this concert You know like because most people were about my age I would say my age a little bit younger a little bit older

But then there was this subset of people that were like easily in their 70s And I'm like when the fuck did they get into to to mega death? Or any of these other bands hate breed lamb of God. Didn't mistakes didn't mustain be cancer. I believe so and the same has to be like 60 now. Oh yeah he was all he was the oldest of all the met the Catholic guys. I thought. I see. That's a lot of things like he's goingy going? I mean, we just started. Like, we're five, we're 10 minutes in there.

Like, we started the show being like, wait, what's Walt doing in the land? Like we mentioned that you weren't on. We were like, yeah, Walt's down Atlantic City and then we were like, wait, what the fuck's Walt doing in the Atlantic City? So, so within two minutes, yeah, we've called. I'm not, yeah, I'm not a Linux city guy. Like, there would be nothing that could really get me down there. I'm not a lanyard kind of guy. Like there would be nothing that could really get me down there. I'm not a gambler.

The food's not that great either. And it smells like smoke, even though you're not to smoke anything. Yeah. But yeah, so I mean, it was really just for the concert. You know, it was a good time. Yeah. Well, for Megadeth. the concert. You know, it was a good time. Yeah.

Well, for Megadeth. First it was hate breed than a band called Trivium and then another band, a Lamb of God and then Megadeth. Holy shit. So you were there for that. I was not there for all of it. I missed hate breed and got there about halfway through Trivium set. How's his voice, Christine? It sounds pretty good. I mean, it's always been that gravely sort of like, yeah, like kind of thing.

So he's still able to do it. And I'm looking here, yeah, he's 60 years old. So he's, he's so Alice is 13 years older than him. Jesus man, that's a lot. They just keep going. No, it's not, really. Like only 20 years older than us. going. No, it's not. Really. Like only 20 years older than us.

Well, at one point, we didn't even know if we would make it. I mean, Elz Cooper 73 years old, but he started to concert at like nine o'clock at night. And we're like, I don't know if we're going to make it. That's funny. The Vals Cooper started to do like afternoon shows to though the Dallas Cooper started to do like afternoon shows to come to the audience. Matt. We're sitting there and while it was like looking at the clock, he's like, already's late. It's 901. 902 is late. What's going on?

Because at this point, it's like, you know, if you, if you heard like Alice, we'll not be able to go on tonight, you wouldn't be surprised. Would you, 73 year old man can, can't pull it off maybe one night or or a month of one right to the road. It would be shocking at all. Yeah how many nights was he there? Just the one. Oh just like. The only talk though too is that he picks up like on the next leg of the tour like the next date Ace fairly opened up for him. Oh no really. Who opened up from this to me? With nobody. No one.

Nobody. Wow. But so, Frank, five, just a question for you. Has the thought, I mean this seriously, has the thought crossed your mind to just get an apartment somewhere down here? Yeah. Yeah.

Mary has suggested that numerous times. Because at this point, you hear so much, like it almost makes sense. Yeah, you know what? The drive, it's so second nature now to me, it just doesn't even matter. It doesn't bother me at all, and it's a lot of fun. So I'll keep my eyes open to fight fights.

Maybe maybe give them, and I can get it apart with you. Together. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man, we can rig that up with cameras and have a nice Patreon. Yeah. The real, real world. Yeah. Well, all right, boys, we just wanted to say, hey, we'll see what you're doing.

We got to play a plan for the rest of the day. Not much at home driving home Yeah, but tonight a hard rock and then gambling Yeah, I'm going to we're going to the nursery. I got to look for flowers with Mary now. That's my It's probably gonna be the the patronage is going to be the same people you saw last night. Well, no, they're all going to a nursery home, Brian. All right, fellas, well, have a safe drive back. All right. Thanks, guys.

Hey, Brian, I'll talk to you tomorrow, right? Yes. Yes. OK. All right. OK. All right, guys. Thank you. Bye. Bye, boys.

Oh, that was nice, man. Yeah. Walton, Frank, rocking out together. Yeah, Frank, that was like legitimate friends. I mean, you know, it would have been nice to get the call. I'm not going to lie. But like, even if I couldn't have gone, it's nice to get the invite, you know what I mean?

Like we're doing this. But that being said, it's nice that Walt, you know, is out there doing it, you know? I love it. Yeah, you wouldn't expect it of him. No, I guess I should though. And he just saw, who did he see just re-slow? Cheap tricky, one, two last week.

Oh, that's right. God damn, man. Look at this guy. He's fucking working hard. I'm sitting around, dude. I've been like, uh... I don't know what's happened, but I got like hit with you. Remember like the old school dark depressions where you're just like... You're just like trapped in your own body type thing? Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that came like... I got hit by that this fucking week, man And I have it a hard time. I mean, I'm I feel like maybe I'm starting to come out of it, but What a what a fucking I feel like I'm trapped it like I haven't had this feeling in years years of A feeling this dark man. It's been pretty crazy Huh, any ideas as to what brought it on? Or just one of these things? I just think it's one of those things where it's just like the inside feeling is there

and then the outside events are justifying it. You know what I mean? Like it's just sort of things. So I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what's going on, but it's been a real struggle for old BQ this past week. Yeah, should give me a call, man. Yeah.

Yeah, it was looking forward to this. It was better to bring in people up than me. You know, I was just hoping like it was just going to pass. You know what I mean? Like I kind of hoped it was just going to like move on at one point, but it seems to be and yeah, I don't know. So it's it's I feel already feel better just being on here and talking and stuff like that.

So that's cool. That's good. Yeah. Well, sometimes it's like you, uh, like you work a lot. So everything is work focused. Yeah. Right. So like anything outside of it, it's almost like, well, now I don't know how to spend my time. Well, I mean, look, it's been a long, right? It's been a long year and a half. I haven't really worked that much. I kind of got used to not work. And maybe it's the fact that maybe we're going back to work soon. So you know, I don't know, but, but, but, but, and, you know, it's, I don't know, we're headed into fall. It's my favorite season. Halloween's coming up. I'm sure it'll be another rip off Halloween this year. You know, we don't really get to do anything because of COVID again, but no Halloween sluts. Yeah, you know, like the costumes and stuff like that. I don't know, but it's been

years since that's really been like the highlight anyway, because I don't really go out anymore, you know what I mean? Yeah, I was, I was supposed to go to that rock show last night. I was telling you, it was Banda Reinhulf. Brian the Shell, he was on Patreon's Tales Behind the Fade counter. Tales from the Behind the Fade counter. He texted me about three weeks ago and he's like, hey, I love this Banda Reinhulf. Come on, man, you gotta come see it with me. So I was like, all right,

so we were doing a Walt and Debbie Frank and Mary kind of thing. Well, that's all right. You know, it's down in, I think it has Barry or something. And then when I went to look, first of all in the shelves, like the day that the concert is, the day before I'm leaving to go do some show about the, remember the micro-miget league? Yeah.

He's like, I gotta go do something on that. So I'm not gonna be able to go. Do you know anybody who wants these tickets? Which I did not because it's like a bad nobody's ever heard of. And then I look at the tickets yesterday and I'm like, well I bought them so maybe we'll just go. The show didn't start until 10.30 at night. Oh my god. And I'm not even sure that's them going on.

That might be like they might have an opener or something. Yeah, yeah, they're they're not getting on till midnight. That is not for me. Yeah. That's they're not getting on till midnight. That is not for me. Yeah. That's where I got a draw the line, where I'm like, okay, too old. Like when we were at Megadeth, I was sitting there thinking like,

there are some people that will wait around like, you know, like, Axel Rose back in the day. He'd be like three hours late. That's supposed to go on at night. No fucking way, man. No way. I mean, look, during guns and roses, I never saw guns and roses live until they

reformed a few years back, but I never really saw them live for whatever reason. I guess I just thought they'd be around forever. I didn't think they'd implode like they did, you know? Right. But, uh, but if I was younger, like if it was in the 90s and I was in my, you know, uh, you know, late teens or early 20s. I might have stuck around for the three hours, like just keep drinking beers with my friends

and shit like that and making a party of it. But now? No, no fucking way, no way. Yeah, the venue would have to be really, because when we saw guns and roses was down in Philly. Right? Was it in Philly? Yeah, yeah, it's down Yeah, yeah, so you still have that whole ride back afterwards But we were we we did have like a box. So it was fun, you know you they did food and you drink and so it doesn't really

It doesn't really feel like you almost feel like you're home You know like you're and your friends are over yeah, but then when that ends you're like oh fuck now I gotta go through all these people gotta get back to the bus an hour An hour and a half, yeah, just, I don't know. I hate that things don't seem worth the doing anymore. You know? Oh. Oh. Well, I wonder why that is.

Like, let's talk about that for a second. It can't just be, it can't just be age and energy. There's a psychological component to it where you're like, why is it not worth it to go to a concert that late anymore? And I think- One time I would have been like, no problem, I'll be there. Who cares? I think it just comes down to like, you know, like when you're younger and like you're either living with your parents, your family, and that can be a bummer at times,

or, you know, or you're living with your friends, like I never really lived alone until the fire department, until my 30s, you're living with your friends, and then you're, I don't know, then the party almost seems like it never ends, you know? You know what I'm saying? So it's like, there's no like, well of course you would go,

look, if you didn't go to the concert 11 o'clock night, you'd be home drinking. Well, you're about, well, you're with your boys, right? So it's like, maybe now that like, you know, we have homes. You married, you know what I mean? Like, like, you, you, we, we have castles that we, that we built that we want to spend our time in that like, the draw to get me out of the, the, the, the nest that I built for myself that's one hundred cent catered to me and what I like like what the fuck man like why what's out there that you can't have in here what's out there and it's like how many concerts not not that I don't I love going to concerts and I you know I I'm

never gonna stop going but it's just like but I could also just kind of you know stay home and play video games and put Alice Cooper on the on the fucking on the radio I mean like I don't have to leave where, you know, I don't know. I get it. It's an older mentality, which is not something I mind. Like I kind of, I'm like, yeah, I'm kind of cool with it. But then like, like, Walton Frank say, there is that contingent of people who are like old and are like, I'm still going to go do it. There's some, you know, people in the 70s being like, Alice Cooper, definitely.

Because at this point, it's like, I don't know if Alice Cooper might die or I might die. But I don't know if I'm, you know. Yeah, you're right. I'm sure that plays into it where you're like, holy fuck, like I'm sure there's gonna be a point where I'm, there's an, I wish it was Tom Petty unfortunately it never will be,

but like there'll be an artist that I love who is I'm an old fart. He's an old fart or she's an old fart and I'm just like Man, I can't believe that they're still doing it at our age. I gotta go see this I get it. I get it. I totally get it It is shocking like um to watch those guys on stage like they have my stain doesn't really move around that much But they're like his other guitarist is not like a spring chicken and he's like all over the place. The guy in Heapbreed must lose 20 pound, I mean, not Heapbreed.

Lamb of God. The singer must lose 20 pounds per shot. I've never seen anyone run around like that. Yeah. Lamb of God's awesome too, man. They put on a pretty good show. It was really good. Yeah.

But, but you know, but remember we went to go see Iron Maiden. We were saying the same thing, like look at, look at them. But, but 60 is not that old. Mustain 60, you said? Yeah. I mean, I hope to still be like able to turn it on without making it look hard for brief spurts. At least at six.

60 is not that old, you know what I mean? Yeah, for me, it's only seven years away. So in seven years, I'm like, that's it. Get me the rascal, get me my cane. I hope not. I almost, I almost needed a rascal. I, well, at Megadeth, I almost fell. Oh God, tell me.

It was terrible. I was, it was like a break between bands. And I was like, all right, let's go back to the seats. After we got a drink, we're like, we're going back to the seats. At first off, I'm leading the way, and I'm going the totally wrong way towards the wrong seats. But Mary Beth is a little bit too far behind me that you can't be like, asshole, you're going the wrong way.

So as I'm leading, I go to step out, it's like two steps. And I go to step on the first step, but I miss it. And go like onto, it's like, so I'm leading I go to step out. It's like two steps and I go to step on the the first step But I miss it and go like on on to like it's like so I'm taking two steps at once And you know how like your leg like locks up in jams like when you do something like that It's exactly what happened to me and like I like went forward a little bit and like one of the it was a young guy to Unfortunately, he was young. He was like probably in his early 20s, the security guy or whatever, he went to catch me. And I was like, oh my God. Okay, catches you hands you do is want to your wife.

It's like here you go, man. Oh, it was bad. Because then I was like, of course I can't do that and not think about any number of times you and I have discussed me, but like falling in public and everyone being like, ah, what an asshole. Look at that prick. Because I'm like, the difference between that guy, the embarrassment of that guy almost catching me,

but I'm okay. And fracturing my ankle in three places and having to leave the concert, like it's not that far apart, you know? No, it's not. Well, it is a little far apart in the aftermath because like in one, like you just carted it off to the hospital, which almost seems like the better option than having to continue to walk up the stairs and not not hoping that you

don't have to address what happened. Like, was it on your mind the entire concert? Like, that guy caught me for the rest of the show. No, it was more than what was on my mind was like, I was like, I think I'm a Mary Beth that I'm like she saw me like almost fall, right? I was like is she like man this motherfucker stock is dip in every day man. This coin is just less than by the moment Like he's like a fucking used car like every time you turn around there's something else wrong And really eventually you're gonna be like fuck this shit. Oh Man, that's horrible. So what do you do? Like what do you, like I just the idea of like,

make a depth of rocking and then you just stand and they're trying to stand up straight and just your eyes going to the right to see if she's looking at you with a disapproval. And then I see she's looking towards somebody else a much younger version of me. Oh God, she's looking at that security got to caught. You know what she's like?

She's like, wow. Look at the arms on that guy. Man, today, they always such tight, beautiful shirts here when they're when they're security garden. Yeah, like she buys me a security guard shirts wear when we're having sex and shit. You're like, I'll put it on. She's like, take it off. Gross. It's too tight on you. I like you won't go see any more concert honey. Yeah, it was it was thinking about that. It was thinking about like, oh my god, man, like, I'm fucking falling apart. Like And it was just a misstep. It could have happened to anybody.

It could have happened to somebody who's 20, it could have happened to somebody who's 80. It was just a misstep, but I felt like such an asshole. And nobody's looking at me. There's fucking 10,000 people in there. Nobody's looking at me, but I'm still like, oh, you stupid motherfucker. You fucking suck. You fucking suck.

Yeah, you're too. She's like, baby, I'm like, what are you saying? I'm like, you're too. She's like, what are you saying? Like nothing, nothing. I said, wow, I don't know, man. Yeah, dude, this is like, I'm already feeling better. This is cool. Did you have a, did you have a here in the show, Letter Kenny? Have you heard of the show?

No. OK, I want you to much like Daisy of Love. I would like you to watch. Don't look up anything about it. Just go to Hulu, watch the pilot episode of Letter Kenny. And if it hooks you, which it will get to the third episode of Letter Kenny. And then just you might as well just join the club for life at that point because the third episode is the most fucking batch. So I sent it to Troy. I guess it wasn't on, I guess I didn't send it to you, but I sent it to Troy I was like, hey, buddy, just watch letter Kenny. Let me know what you think. Let me read you Troy's response

Which is typical of their response that I get by the way from from because I just I was cruising around Hulu the other day And I was just found it and try and I had heard about it before so I was like, let me just take a look at this Okay, so out of before. So I was like, let me just take a look at this. Okay. So this is, he goes letter Kenny is great. Unlike anything I've ever seen, which is the number one response I'm getting to people who I'd say to watch letter Kenny. Really? Yeah. Is it reality or is it just a regular show? No, it's a Canadian show. It's scripted. It's almost kind of like how, you know, trailer park boys. Yeah, obviously we love you know, we love those guys and so went out But it's like kind of like it's it's in the same the same vein

I it was not exactly though. It's not in the same vein But it's the closest thing to explain to you what letter Kenny is but it's a holy shit dude like I just hit play on it Not knowing what gonna happen and the first 10 seconds. I was already laughing and being like what the fuck am I watching it's it's really it's fucking great man I can't recommend it enough. We're looking for something new so. Oh yeah and there's there's there's nine seasons and but there are only six episode seasons. Okay. So it's like it's just a breeze to watch and they're shooting oh the shooting seasons 10 and 11 now Back yeah, so I think you're like and I wanted to recommend it to the audience because I was like I know I know everybody at home You know there were there were sharp divide on on Daisy of love I saw that yeah

Yeah, which I get look, you know, I completely it's not like I don't understand the people who are like this isn't for me but Even the trailer for Last man down I Went I swung into right again to see what people thought about it You know, I'll probably do it again with this and you know some people are like how where the fuck how was Quinn not seen You know, some people are like, where the fuck, how was Quinn not seen? Like John Wick and all those movies,

but I don't think they're the same. Like I don't think they're the same as like the commandos and the like the, I guess what I was really referring to with that last man down thing was just the tone of the movie, not the, you know, not the fact that there's men on a mission and shit like that, but whatever, you know, I'm kinda down on myself this week, so it's hard for me to really fucking mount a defense to it. But I still feel confident

enough in letter candy that people are going to love it. All right, I'm going to go for it. Yeah. Discuss next episode. I would recommend something I watched yesterday. I watched the whole thing. It's called it's called Lula Rich on Amazon Prime. How do you spell it a Lula Rich on Amazon Prime How do you spell it Lula Rich L.U. L.A. RICH? Okay, and it's based on this company called Lula Row, which was I guess they made a lot of stretchy stretchy pants Like what are they called yoga pants yoga pants? Yeah, it's this company who like it's all it's essentially its amway Yeah, it's this company who like it's all it's essentially its amway

Where they have to like buy a stock and then sell the stock and then you have people under you and then you have your Uplines and your downlines and all that other shit Yeah, and they're like it's not a pyramid scheme and you're looking at it. You're like it's a pyramid scheme If you have to explain that it's not a pyramid scheme That means people are looking at a girl and that's a pyramid scheme. Yeah, that's definitely a pyramid scheme. It was interesting, though, man, like watching these people. So, I mean, it's no, remember, like we're going diamond when Darren, the brother Darren was into a quick star, which was, am I on the internet, essentially. And he would go to these conventions and like the whole, I mean, these are big arenas

that everyone's like trying to do the same thing. They're all trying to sell pants to each other and You know and in with Darren It's like he said they're like stomping go nuts like we're going diamond because I guess that's the highest level And then hardly everybody hardly anyone goes diamond and like it's like a good stock like if you're not in on the ground floor You're you're kind of fucked. You're not gonna make money. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So it's worth checking out. But what makes it like you. All right. So you watched it. And what made that story different from like what would the twist and turns at me? Because if I by now we've all heard of these stories a hundred times, right? Like what makes this one stand out to you? Like what, why you?

It's just, I think it's the continued amazement that people can psychologically get themselves to a point where they're like, they don't see anything else. They have this tunnel vision where they're like, I'm going to do it. They told me I can do it, I'm going to fucking do it. Because like I've never had that mentality, you know, that I can do it. Yeah, no, I've never had a can do out of it. I should probably should attract because I'm not going to be able to do it. And so it's really, it's not that different, I guess, from all these other stories, but I did. I still found it interesting. It was like the three

hours long, like there's four episodes, four, five minutes each. Yeah. So I sat through them all. And it was just what, it's interesting, I guess what's interesting is watching the disintegration of the dream. You know, like, because you have everybody in the beginning, they're all excited, they got their pants, they're selling them to people,

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I know I talked to you about it. I don't know if I've talked in the air about my, my squirrels, the squirrels that I feed. Oh, yeah. Okay. You have. Oh, I talked about stumpy. So, all right. So, so here's what happened.

I'll just recap the stumpy thing. There was a squirrel about, um, maybe a year and a half ago that appeared in my yard. And he's named Stumpy because his tail, I mean, I guess he got into a fight or something like that. Like, I mean, I'm not that original. So it's like, it's tail got cut off. So he's got a little Stumpy squirrel tail, right? And look, look, when you have all these fucking squirrels running around the yard, it's very hard to identify one of them. You know what I'm saying? They all look the same. Who's a little rather? Who's a little browner? It is what it is. It's just squirrels. But Stumpy stood out. You know what I mean? And once you meet Stumpy and start assigning human characteristics,

you like me to do to area, you know, then Stumpy becomes my friend. So now suddenly, even though, you know, my opinion on peanuts, I'm ordering raw peanuts by the fucking pound, all right? Because like every day I'll go out and I have a little feeder next to my window and I'll put them in there. Squirrels are coming in and I'm run off. Chief among them for me was Stumpy, okay? So now I'm in the pool one day and stop me if this is boring. Okay, I haven't showered yet. I'm still wearing a roll.

Like, like, like, all right. But, so, so I'm in the pool one. Anyway, so Stumpy for about a year, they're Stumpy, they're Stumpy, right? Love Stumpy, let me try and feed Stumpy. Let's feed Stumpy, I love Stumpy. I'm in the pool recently and I'm looking up in the tree of that goes above my pool and Stumpy's up there, right?

And he's waving his little fucking tail around. Pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, pup, and that squirrel thing. So I'm looking up and I'm like, oh, I stumpy. I hope I put peanuts out of a stumpy. I did. All right. Then another squirrel comes up to stumpy.

And I'm like, they're going to fight because they're getting really close, right? And then the other squirrel mounts and begins to hump stumpy. And I'm like, stumpy's a girl, man. I didn't fucking really know that. I was like, it just blew my mind. It was such a little thing. I, and I understand it means nothing to no one.

But after spending a year of forming a bond with stumpy the squirrel, suddenly I had to rewrite everything that I knew about stumpy. Stumpy's a girl. Yeah, you're right. You assigned all sorts of characteristics that would go with a male squirrel, I suppose. I came up with all sorts of stories about stumpy in my head and stumpy was my boy.

It was like, you know, trapped in this house, man. Like, I love stumpy. But now, all right, great. Stumpy's a girl doesn't really change how I feel about stumpy. I was just surprised. Then I noticed that stumpy's pregnant, very fat, like getting that fat look to her. And then Stumpy disappears. I haven't seen Stumpy in at least three months. God. And I'm like, oh man, like I guess maybe one of the neighborhood cats got Stumpy, but there are a bunch of young squirrels

now around my property. So I know I sound like I'm insane, but you people just fucking deal with me, okay? I'm having a really rough week. I'm trying to tell you about my bright spot, okay? So fucking, um, alright, so stumpy, so I'm noticing all these young squirrels, but stumpy's gone and I'm like, oh man, I guess stumpy died, but at the same time, I guess these are the children of stumpy, like, they're probably not, but I'm just trying to hold on to anything I can at this point. And I'm like, oh man, so now I have all these super young squirrels and they're all cool.

And I can't name any of them because I don't know anyone, but I'm like, Stumpy, dude, on Wednesday, I look out my window and who is at my squirrel feeder with Stumpy? No way. Stumpy was back, dude. And I, I'm not ashamed to say it. I mean, I'm sure it says something about my fucking current state of mind, but like, I was so overwhelmed

with joy. I was so happy that Stumpy was alive, man. And I was so happy that she was OK. And I'm not going to say I started crying, but I really got emotional. That Stumpy was back. And then instantly, I was like, oh, man, I guess Stumpy was just raising her kids for a few months

Creating this new this new tail of stumpy But she's back Yeah, she's back and her kids are running around in the yard and and I'm back to feed and stumpy again And like I've only seen her one more time since Wednesday, but But man it did my heart good to to see Stumpy dude That's good to hear Yeah, that's good. I find myself resentful of squirrels. Go ahead. Here we go All right, because Marybeth is also into squirrel. She has Prince. She has red. She has jiffy pop chiff Johnson Jr

She has Skippy. She has like all these these girls and she buys She knows them all apart. She knows she can tell her. Yeah, she can tell her apart. It's it's nuts It's like to see that see that little red and it's telling them when she points it out. I'm like, oh, yeah, you're right Right, right, but she does she buys these huge bags of peanuts, but you're not cheap No, and then I watch her out on the porch throwing handfuls not like a couple at a time Handfuls a fucking peanuts into the yard. I'm like, and all I've seen is dollar bill, like dollar bills falling down onto the fucking lawn. I'm like, why the fuck are you feeding

these stupid squirrels all our money? All our money. It's so fun. Well, let me answer something. Does the story I just told you about the joy that's stumped you brought into my life? Does that change how you feel about it? It does warm my heart a little bit to know that you,

my best friend, felt better for the squirrel showing up. Yeah. So do you feel better? Like what is Mary Beth getting out of it? And like do you do you feel better that that? Do you not feel it's a waste of money now for her to feed those squirrels? Are you still have I changed your heart? I'm not against her feeding them. I guess her feeding them so much Yeah, yeah, like if she wasn't just fucking throwing out fist pulls up you nuts to like three squirrels

I'd be like all right, that's okay. That's cute fist pulls up peanuts to like three squirrels. I'd be like, all right, that's okay. That's cute. It does get crazy because like they'll they'll eat as much as you put out because they'll bury it. Oh, it appears that way. Yeah, there's never any peanuts left. And and I have growing all over my property now in my yard peanut plants and that crazy because they'll bury it the yard. Because I use the raw peanuts. They'll start because I was looking at my yard and I was like, what the fuck are all these weird? They look like deformed sham rocks. I was like, what are these things? And so I went to pull it out. And there was, and it was growing out of one of the peanuts that the squirrels had buried in the ground. And so now I'm noticing there's like 10 of them

around around the yard that are just peanut plants. See now, there you go. There's an idea. This way, if we just start growing some peanut plants, we can harvest these peanuts and we don't have to pay for them, then I won't resent the squirrels at all. Yeah, but now you're a peanut farmer. I mean, do you want to do that? I'm going to do that.

I don't know, man. I don't have, you know, I have a slight peanut allergy. So like, I mean, I have a slight cat allergy, so I'm surrounded by fucking cats all day. Now I have a slight peanut thing. It gives me such a headache when I smell peanuts that like now, it's just like I'm just endangering myself to feed these creatures. There might be something wrong with me, dude. I don't know. There may be. Yeah, you're sacrificing your health for these squirrels. Trying to get them to come back, trying to get them to love you. Yeah, I'm like, just love me, Stumpy.

Come back, Stumpy. Why did you leave me, Stumpy? It's Stumpy's like, I have a kid's brain. I can't, I can't just frolic like we used to back in the day. Like, I have responsibilities. I'm a parent now. Don't you have responsibilities, Brian? I do.

I do. You work my responsibility. You, you have responsibilities Brian? I do, I do. You were my responsibility. You were stumpy. I love you. It was something. Take Stumpy's life. Like a practical Joker Brian Quinn found dead of suicide with a dead squirrel next to him. Like I murdered suicide with stumpy. With stumpy. Now you can never leave me. Like there was a, like he wrote in his own blood on the wall, together forever, but there were no other victims.

There were no other victims, you know, present. And we don't think he was talking about the dead squirrel. Meanwhile, they're like, no, we heard that podcast. He, he fuck a murder suicide with a squirrel. He 100% was talking about squirrel. Meanwhile, they're like, no, we heard that podcast. He fuck a murder suicide with a squirrel. 100% was talking about squirrel. Oh, man, I don't want to say I don't want to ever see you go, but God, damn, if you went and you're like, this is how I'm like, like you had some disease where you're like, I'm going to take my

self out, man, I'm not going to let it get me. Yeah, I'm like, I wonder why he killed the squirrel. Yeah, that's something though I couldn't hurt I couldn't hurt the squirrel man. He just finds a roadkill and then set it up just to like freak people out make them think like what the fuck. Yeah, like holy shit this guy lost it man. I mean I know he said he was feeling down but we didn't think this fucking dead. Not like dead squirrel down. Yeah, man. Yeah, that's it. I'm not dead squirrel down. I'm definitely not dead squirrel down Uh, which is good. Yeah that other movie I was talking about with Kirsten Dunst is called drop dead gorgeous

It's a 99 movie from 1999 about Basically those What are they called those pageants like those beauty pageants and shit What are they called those pageants? Like those beauty pageants and shit. Brittany Murphy's in it. She's really good. Oh yeah. Really good.

Yeah. Where the fuck is Brittany Murphy, man? She's dead. She died a long time ago. Brittany Murphy died? Yeah, she died of what they think was, it was very like weird circumstances. I think she was like in her mid-30s.

And like they thought maybe it was drugs. They thought maybe her boyfriend had something to do with it I don't know what the the final verdict was on that but oh man I mean I got to imagine that I heard about it when she died but I must have yeah yeah but I completely forgot about it I I I uh wow what a bummer man oh. Oh, man. Eliza, do you cruise in it? Okay, I like, you know, I like to turn in things I've seen her in. So wait, it's not about like children pageants, is it? No, it's not kids pageants.

It's like teenage pageants. It's like a dark comedy. It's pretty good. Oh, check that out too, man. Cursing dance. I wonder if the, yeah. Alright, nice. I'm into it. You won't be sorry. I check that out too, man. Kirsten Dunst, I wonder if the, yeah. All right, nice. I'm into it. You won't be sorry. I won't be sorry, man.

I'm gonna fucking show my support for Kirsten Dunst. Not that she needs it, I guess. Especially if Toby McGuire is gonna show up in the new Spider-Man movie, because that definitely means that the sales and residuals for her Spider-Man movies go up, right? Cause people start renting it, people start buying it. So, Kirsten Thunks probably do, whether she's in these movies or not,

it's probably do for a nice bump huh? Good for Kirsten Thunks man. Good for Kirsten Thunks man. I'm really fucking happy for Kirsten Thunks and Stumpy man. They're going on my happiness board today. I didn't know you had a happiness board. I didn't, I didn't, but I'm gonna start making one man. I'm gonna make one dude and one of it's gonna be Curse and done so one of it's gonna be stifes some good pictures of stumpy man

You have good pictures of them. Oh fuck you dude. No, I told you I'm taking pictures of all those birds and shit Still we did not turn in that camera well church. I know Walt doesn't always know what he's talking about I guess. But I have some nice pictures of Stumpy. Maybe I'll post one when this episode drops, as they say. There you go. On the old Instagram. Little Stumpy action.

Yeah, maybe if people want to see what Stumpy's all about, maybe people are interested in Stumpy. I don't know. They will be. Watch how many likes that fucking picture gets of a fucking squirrel with his tail cut off I know I guess yeah you're right I guess I hope so I think if it was an all-time record low because when you when I see you put a picture up it's like tens of thousands of likes if it got like 300 likes would you be be a poor stuffy? I mean, I guess.

Yeah, I mean, I would have, wow. All right, so I put the picture of stuff, let me look here, let me look at my Instagram and I'll tell you the average, like the average number of likes that's something I'll put up gets, just so we have the numbers, right? Yeah. I mean, literally I'm not posting as much.

All right, so one picture's got 50,000 likes, the Rick and Morty's almost 67,000. Alright, so I could think like, alright, the one with my mom obviously has got 112,000, that's my mother, what are you gonna do? Okay, but some that has nothing to do with me, for instance, I posted a picture of my friend Eric has got like 8,500 likes, okay? So we're saying, Stumpy gets 300 likes. Do I feel bad? No, how could I feel bad about that? What am I gonna feel bad about?

300 likes you didn't have before. I don't care about the likes. I, you know, on the pictures, I guess what I care about is the rejection of st- Like like, would that mean that people are rejecting stumpy? Like, they're like, you're on. Is the absence, is the absence of a like, a not like? I think so. If because I, that's what I, like, when I'm on Instagram and I scroll past something, I'm like, yeah, I'm just, I can't like every picture. Like, there's some people I like every picture they have,

but then other people, or I'll be like, ah, that's a not like. Like this is not worth it. This is not worth putting up as a picture. Right, all right, so you, so, wow. All right, well, I'm interested. I mean, I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna write anything underneath it

that like, you know, let's get some lights for Stumpy. I'll put it up and we'll see how many lights he, that I'll all like care about is'll see how many lights he gets. That's what you get. Now all I care about is Stumpy getting more likes than Erica. Haha. Haha. Yeah. Uh, yeah.

I don't know, man. Let me, uh, let me read this real fast and then, uh, I got a question to ask you. Uh, well, I know that like, with Mary Beth, yeah, what I'm T- to ask you. Well, I know that like With Mary Beth. Yeah, what I'm tea bagging her. She likes a nice shorn scrotum, right? I'm like Mary Beth, you've risen to a station in life where you have Brian Johnson's balls in your mouth. Oh, Lord, it feel good about yourself Or feel bad about yourself either way. I don't care Hey, man like good good, you know, it sounds beautiful to me. It sounds like an expression of love to me.

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Funny you should bring up Eric, because I had a question. At your, your, your, your Labor Day party. Right. People brought stuff. People brought drinks. People brought food. Eric brought these very fancy cookies. Yeah.

Now, these cookies, I'm trying to, if I can explain to people, they were, they were, they're basically like if you took a muffin and cut the top off. And you got rid of the muffin bottom. Right. It's just the right thick muffiny. They look like speed bumps almost. Yes. Yeah. So I was like, wow, they look pretty good. And I grabbed one. So I'm sitting down in a meeting it and it didn't take long before I'm like this is a fucking big cookie right And then I'm faced with like well, I don't want anymore So how much cookie is enough cookie to eat when like say Eric's watching me how what percentage of cookie do I need to eat before he finds it

Except for for me to fucking throw it away? He's, all right, there's two different looks at this because like if he's watching you, it's a different answer from me if he's not watching you. If he's not watching you, it's immediate. Like the second you're done, you just throw it out, right? Right. If he's watching you, I think you get away with like,

I think you have to be careful about it. You have to eat at least 25% of it, I think. At least a quarter of it. Yeah, and then put it down. But nearby is if you're gonna go back to it. And then slowly, slowly. Yeah, well then you just keep your eyes on Eric and when he's not watching you break off a piece

and you fucking toss that in the trash. So now when he looks back, it looks like while he wasn't looking you're eating. Once you've eaten 50% of the cookie you're done with that cookie. I think I think that's the okay time where you could just leave it there to rot. Yeah, because I was trying to think like if I brought those cookies and I saw somebody like take a bite and be like, ugh, throw it away. Well, you were like, oh, full.

Yeah, those are fucking hardy cookies, man. And he wasn't the only one that brought him. Other people came because apparently they're the new big thing now in New York. Like this new cookie shop opened up and everybody's going fucking berserk from it. As usual, I my heads up my ass. I don't hear it. So I actually, when that party was over, I had, I had like too many cookies left too many to me.

That's us that right in the garbage Trouble them, huh? What are how much one of the cookies cost? I don't know I don't want to know but it probably less than the you know probably more than it cost a feed stumpy I gotta imagine I should just throw the cookies out for the squirrels. Is that good for the squirrels? They're probably not It's a peanuts good for the squirrels. Did anyone look that up? As much as I love them.

Oh shit dude. What if I just fucking... What if I just spent the last year poisoning stumpy? It's fuck stumpy. Oh no, let me just type that in right now. Our peanuts... Our... Peanuts...

Good... For... for squirrels. It comes up despite... here we go. Here we go. It's not right. Unfortunately, need of these foods are all that great for squirrel health. Despite the fact that it'd be good for birds, corn and peanuts failed to provide any real nutritional benefits for squirrels. That being said, peanuts in corn are fine and small amounts are a part of more varied diet. Wow. Maybe that's how I can get Mary Beth to stop throwing out so many peanuts. Okay, I'll write out not great for.

I don't know if you want to say that pal because here it goes. What is the absolute best food for squirrels and nuts still in their shells, particular variety of walnuts, hickory nuts, white oak, egg corns, beech nuts. So they all sound more expensive than peanuts. That's how I was about to say. Yeah, they sound pretty fucking oh man. Those are like gourmet nuts Yeah, peanut is the Colin man's nut, right? You're at a bar. There's a bowl of peanuts. There's not a bowl of fucking beach nuts or walnuts This is heartbreaking I've been feed him to stumpy the world. I mean it doesn't look like it's it's not gonna hurt them But it doesn't really give them what they need Which means oh come on man

Yeah, like nutritionally I wonder if they got anything out of it. This is it, dude This is this is this is this is a straw that broke my back. I'm ready's hearing it on air man That's too much everybody's hearing the fucking thing that finally broke me man. I've been fucking feeding stumpy and appropriately for a year I to my everybody's here in the fucking thing that finally broke me man I've been fucking feeding stumpian appropriately for a year I mean not true if I'd be fairly only started buying the peanuts about six months ago he was eating all the sunflower seeds that I put out for birds and stuff like that so let me look up the sunflower seeds oh no I can't take sunflower seeds okay I was see, oh no, I can't take some of our seeds okay.

I find blue juice constantly stealing the peanuts too, swooping down, grabbing peanuts and flying off. Oh man. Oh, but look, walnut, black or American, I have a black walnut tree in my yard, and those motherfuckers are eating those all day. So, hey, I'm providing that from... Here we go, vegetables, broccoli carrots, peas, yellow squash, and zucchini is

excellent for feeding squirrels my friends so all I gotta do is pivot where the fuck are squirrels finding all those vegetables in real life people's gardens yeah fuck yeah man they probably tearing up gardens and shit but not not not my neck of the woods I'm gonna go buy uh baby carrots and start feeding them baby carrots let's see how that goes yeah I'll see if they like it. Mary Beth would put out fruit but they they wouldn't eat like grapes and shit or strawberries they just wouldn't eat them. Well I'm sorry to turn uh space monkeys into the fucking squirrel feeding hour I feel like we're doing like a we're doing like an NPR podcast or some shit like

that I I just got North American squirrels. Yeah. Which, like, can be honest, I would listen to podcasts about squirrels, but I know that everybody tuning in for Tellum Steve, they maybe weren't doing sign up for that. So I got to apologize, but, you know, guys, you know, your old pal, BQ's having a rough week. So let's maybe just give it to him. Like, first wall's not there.

And then I was two decades are just talking about squirrels the whole time. I know. I know. I know. And after I dipped into Reddit to look at the daisy-loving, like I have been in the habit of going in after a new episode and just seeing, I got to stop. I mean, so far people have been nice, but like, I got to stop doing that. I mean, I will do it because I want wanna see, you know, I'll see whatever he thinks about letter candy and whatnot, but I gotta stop going because it's just gonna be a matter of time before somebody says something mean to me

and I just crumble. Hopefully you're back by then. I would be nice to be back by then. We'll see, we'll get to it, we'll get to it. We'll get there. I've gone to the ocean today, man. What are you doing? Going to the ocean, I told sage wants to go to the pool, right? The pool club and I'm like, it shut down. It's that's not open on Labor Day and like then she was like

Eric has a pool my brother Eric who lives in California. Yeah, Cali Yeah, and I'm like yeah, she's like we can go Friday because it's a weekend And I'm like, yeah, she's like, we can go Friday because it's a weekend. And I'm like, yeah, that's not going to happen. She's so cute, though, man. Like the way she's trying to work it out in her head. Yeah, yeah, it's interesting because in her mind, it's just like, well, why don't we just go to Eric's? Right. And yeah, it's like, it's almost like heartbreaking to watch and listen to it at the same time.

It's really cute. Yeah. So, so you took it in the ocean. No, I'm going to. Oh, you're going to. That's where we're going to as soon as we you and I are done here. Oh, I see her walking around the background in her

in her. She's ready to hit the beach. Yep. You ready for the beach? Ready for the ocean? Yeah. I'll say hi to Q. Yeah.

There he is. Hi, Q. Hey. Hey, say hi. Hey is Hi, you hey Hey, hey, man, you you going swimming tonight. Yeah, oh All right, are you excited? Yeah? You look ready to go you look so pretty you look like you're ready to hit the beach This is exciting man. Yep yep that's right thank you I like the work she says

that's great I can't believe how big she is dude isn't it fucking insane like I look at pictures over from only three years ago and I'm like holy shit yes she's like just so big she's almost as tall as Mary Beth. Oh my God, we're all just dying slowly. It's a constant reminder, man, I'm watching her and I'm like, as she gets older, I'm like, I'm getting older and like, she's bigger, she's just coming into, you know, her mid teens. I'm entering my mid fifties.

Yeah. Fuck you. I mean, like my, like we're, I'm entering my mid fifties. Yeah. Fuck, I mean, like, peace assholes.