Tell Em Steve-Dave - #494: Dungaree Butthole
Episode Date: October 11, 2021TESD wins some awards, no biggie. Urban Meyer, Many Saints of Newark, Venom, James Bond....
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The people spoke.
Yeah.
And they said, yo, tell them Steve Dave.
Nice. No, one thing led to another and he just, he's a finger about all of it.
But Tom Cruise knows we just want to see you fucking save the world.
Yeah, but you don't see Tom Cruise fucking girls in those movies.
In my head, I do. We just want to see you fucking save the world. Yeah, but you don't see Tom Cruise fucking girls in those movies
In my head I do
Tell him Steve Dave. Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave I am here in the new offices the new tell him Steve Dave headquarters with BQ hello and Walt hello
What do you think you this first time you're seeing it? Yeah, this is the first time I Walt. Hello. What do you think, Q?
This is the first time you're seeing it.
Yeah, this is the first time I'm seeing it.
It's really impressive, man.
Good job.
Good job finding this place.
It's, you know,
You can get back in here.
It's so different.
It's a different vibe, like right away.
It's just great.
I don't miss the windows, you know?
You know?
It's so big.
We have so much room.
Yeah, that's the biggest thing is that there is a lot of room, a lot of elbow space.
Yeah, it's four rooms.
I mean, we literally could record like a real studio now.
Like, I could go like outside this room and just record like if we had a window, you know,
how like they do it in like real studios.
Yeah.
Oh, you're like the producer.
Yeah. I mean, I'm sure we have the right if we wanted to cut like real studios. Yeah, oh you're like the producer. Yeah.
I mean I'm sure we have the right if we wanted to cut open that one.
Oh yeah.
And put a glass thing there we could.
I just don't see the point.
Well get it right now struggling to make a French cleat.
To hang the, to make to hang the poker table.
So I'm not sure if I'm going to ask them to take a sledgehammer.
To that, to that weight bearing wall.
To make a window.
Well, then what you would have you guys done.
I don't know if you ever saw Green Eggers,
but you know how the place was in a constant state of repair.
It never got like finished throughout the whole series.
So that would be, I fear that if we go too big,
it will be the constant state of construction.
I hear you. He's building that. Yeah, to hang the,
not a lot of DIY guys, is that what it's called? DIY guys will know what I'm talking about.
I only know French cleat because he's texted me the word French cleat 15 times. He just
learned it himself and that was the expert in French. He's called a cleat and those got
a color French cleat. Yeah, I have one of those in my French. Can you just call it cleat? No, it's got to call it French.
Yeah, I have one of those in my house.
I didn't know it was called a French cleat.
When we took, when the Joker's museum closed down,
I took one of the displays and it was on the wall with that.
So I actually hung out myself.
I didn't realize I knew how to hang French.
I'm feeling pretty good.
Maybe it was a sledgehammer.
I'll stop it now.
You can advise, get them now. All you have is rubber mallet. We you can get a sledgehammer. I'll stall it up. You can advise, get them now.
All you have is rubber mallet. We don't have a sledgehammer.
You might be here a couple hours.
Just danting the sheet rock.
People are like, what's that thudding sound?
It's been going on for three hours.
I thought I knew everything that French blank, like French fries, French kiss.
Yeah, and French drain.
Yeah, I never heard of French cleat, though.
I like to call it a freedom cleat.
It sounds somewhat sexual, right?
French cleat, like something happens to you
if you were out in France and some prostitutes.
How much for a French cleat?
What if you leave French cleats?
20 francs.
I have to congratulate you guys, your influencers.
Yes.
Oh yeah, I heard about this.
Podcast awards is your, with a...
All I heard is they got our name wrong
and my name wrong.
That's all everybody but it's old thing.
Oh really?
I don't know, it looks for at least a lesser influencer
of the year.
Your name is spelled correctly.
All right.
And that's like, I guess that's an additional.
We weren't running for that.
I guess that's just one that they named.
I think it was, it was a, it was a simul cast.
I don't know if simul cast probably way too big a word.
It was a streamed online.
And I think some of the ants watched it.
And I think they, maybe they had your name come up
as spelled and correct.
It's great.
Just on the school.
Oh, that's where we spelled and correct. It's great. Just on the school.
Oh, that's where we spelled it correctly.
Wow, so we're in award-winning podcast.
Well, multi-war-ranked podcast, right?
We won the Adam Curry People's Choice Award.
Now, I'm going to be showing you.
Adam Curry, the guy from MTV.
That's what I thought.
It's not.
I don't know.
That's the only Adam Curry I know.
Adam Curry?
Yeah.
He was a VJ in the eighties with Martha Quinn and
Who's the black J. J Jackson? Oh, all right. I don't remember him and Nina Hartley. I think her name
Yeah, good one. Nina Hartley the porn star
No, it's a Nina blackwood maybe Nina Hartley. Maybe I'm wrong. What do I know?
I don't know it says Adam Curry is is a podcaster announcer internet entrepreneur media personality
So it has to be him
What so what categories did we take?
We took let me see here
We took the Adam Curry's people's choice award, which is like overall the people chose for this this is not the people spoke
Yes, and they said yo Tom Steve Dave nice. And then we have
best black hosted podcast. We have what is it? Comedy. Comedy was number two. We won comedy.
Yeah. What was the third one? Well, third one was the influencer. Okay, so, but so that was
we want to categories. The influencer was was not voted upon I think it's just that then I think the guy who runs it
Maybe Adam himself. I don't know Wow, so the guy himself was like
Well, when you when you take two
You know that's gonna influence you on how you choose the year influencer of the year that is the
The podcast equivalent of the triple crown
You know what you're right. Yeah, yeah, and it couldn't come at a better time because, you know, like us moving into a new place, you know, it's a real.
It's a real pick me up.
Lots of wall space to hang those awards.
Are we getting actual? Yes, we're getting some awards to display at the new place, which we're going to do a soft opening on Monday, I think, which would be October,
what, right?
11th.
Yeah, 7th, 11th.
11th.
11th.
But I thought maybe our grand opening, like we do something on the Black Friday weekend, because I want to open up at midnight.
Okay.
On Black Friday and stay open till 7 p.m. Friday.
Wow.
All right, well, you can do that.
Yeah.
I might be
flared if it thinks I don't know if I'll be around, but if I am here, I'm
there for at least a portion of it. I look forward to seeing the lines up front.
Right. How awesome would that be? Like we're gonna open up at midnight on Black
Friday. Yeah. And we're gonna stay open till 7 p.m. Friday and then open again on
Saturday morning regular hours in Sunday. And we're gonna have exclusive merch
for that weekend only available at the Kennedy Store.
Wow.
Wow, that's cool.
So change your mind back on down the floor, right?
The parents are in their 70s, so no, but...
So we have to thank all the listeners who voted.
Yeah, yeah.
And thank Tommy Lincoln and Nina Rad for spearheading the whole
initiative. Oh, they were on top of it. Yeah. Yeah. If not for them, we wouldn't have even
had. We wouldn't have even known about it. So, it's Tommy Lincoln has he gone on the
website and does it say triple crown winner? I got an email. They're on their way.
Yeah. And they want to know if we want if I wanted the
Everything spelled correctly or how they had it a little bad to the
Leave it as is I said because it can't be more appropriate. It's the only choice
I'll not see anything trumpeting our successes here as far as podcasts awards go all right Tommy come on get that on the front page bro
What is this what am I looking at? to words go. All right Tommy. Come on get that on the front page bro.
What is this?
What am I looking at?
That's a hot plate to warm the candle so we don't have to light it.
This is what you used to use on the other in the old stage.
You mean you want the smell of the candle but you don't want to flam.
Yeah I don't like the flame.
I worry about the flame.
So I've never heard of this before.
All right so you heat this up and it essentially.
Yeah you plug it in and this warms up and then it melts the candle and you smell the aroma
But you don't have to have the the dangerous flame sure
You know I hear what you're saying
You've injected electricity into a candle
You've been like you've injected electricity into a candle like it's
It's a giant device right now Yeah, my mom gave me that it sounds like a mom thing
Yeah, she was like don't like candles. She says they're dangerous the dogs can knock them over
She's not wrong. So I was like, you know what?
You're right, mom cool
Of course I am
You know what is so unless there's no smoke detectors in the whole place. There's no sprinklers
I noticed that I noticed him with no sprinklers. I did notice that. I noticed there were no sprinklers.
And I'm like, that's odd.
But apparently I guess this building is so old that it's okay.
You just have to hope for the best.
Yeah, well, I would also, I wonder what these walls
are made of because they might be.
Steel.
Steel?
No, they can't steal beams.
They can't tell me that they either steal beams.
There's the only reason that the French cleat is over there
It's because there was one wood still got you
But I wonder what the structure is because if it's in the block construction, you know
Then you're you're not you're not too much trouble
But I'm but the fire marshal said he's like get yourself some candle warmers because
I'm going to fuck it up, that's dropping. Well, going to.
If it's all right with you guys, and we don't have to do it today, of course, but I think
next week we should start doing a fire drill.
Like a fire safety, yeah.
I'll drop a plan.
I'll put my skills, my firefighter skills, and I'll plan the best exit for us in the event
of emergency.
Can you show us some, some, maybe some life saving techniques, maybe on Gidham, maybe you could show us how, if you still in the groove emergency. Can you show us some some maybe some life-saving techniques?
Maybe on get them maybe you could show us how if you still in the groove a baby you could breathe the breath of
You're a mouth to collapse
Get a pretend you're unconscious
They were you squee somebody out just to make me all I feel
Like me and you have joined hands around him
He's just got to wear a dress here now. Now. He's also he's second week into g him is as the office manager
I gave him a title. Oh, I don't know if you guys mind if you have a game of the title as office manager
I wasn't aware of it. I mean it seems to to suit him. Hello, we've been in here.
This will be week two.
So two weeks in our office managers even have a single thing in the fucking wall.
No, we gave that to Mary Beth.
Yeah, Mary Beth designed.
Okay.
Oh, we got a French cleat on the wall.
That's all it's.
He's so good.
Yeah, no, you can't play him again on that one,
because yeah, because Mary Beth is taken on that task.
And I told him just to get the poker table hung,
and he's doing some other things.
But he's a little intimidated by being the office manager.
Oh, yeah?
He'd rather be called office coach instead of manager.
Coach.
Is that me?
Because he's kind of coaches instead of managers.
He knows he doesn't have the skills
But the juice actually
Tell anybody anything
He took out of coaches kind of coaxes people
He's there to give us a rousing speeches
I told the threats like you never see those fucking those beer softball leagues those guys with the big beer valleys and their uniforms
Just to come to work in a softball uniform
Test the ants
Office coach
People would look at them like what we got a
Much could they may for office coach
never see like like when you ever done simmer
yeah he's got don't serve his body like walking around in
Facebook uniform
we only get him one and we get it in white so it just gets all stained
in dirty. By day, by end of day it's gonna be stained in dirty. What if he starts calling
on like, he's like, okay, I got an HR meeting. We got this kind of, we got a meeting
about diversity, all this kind of stuff. It's the normal people, normal offices have.
Yeah.
Do we still need totally go fucking stuff? You know?
I think we got to follow the rules, man.
He's got to give us the speech.
He's got to give us the speech.
Howdy all.
Get him Steve Dave here.
Office coach.
Sorry about breaking into the middle of the show, but this is a perfect example of how
everyone can use a little coaching now and then.
Even Briewalt and Q need some help after almost 500 episodes.
The guys forgot to mention the most important thing when talking about the new store opening.
The address.
So here it is.
Airport Plaza, 1340 Route 36, Suite 28 in lovely Hazlitt, New Jersey.
If you're coming off exit 117 on the Parkway South, make sure you stay to the left after
paying the toll towards Keensburg and Keyport.
We are having a soft opening on Monday, October 11th, and our hours will be 12-5, but as
always, email KNews2 at gmail.com the night before you come to make sure we will be there.
Our big grand opening will be Black Friday weekend, November 26th, 27th, and 28th, as we
will open at midnight Thanksgiving night and stay open from midnight through 6 p.m. on black Friday with new exclusive merch like the TST Holiday toy truck,
a new store hoodie, a new studio shirt, as well as key chains and pins and who knows what else.
And rumor has it that Baron will be there all three days of the grand Opening weekend, along with me in my official office coach uniform.
And speaking of Barons, throughout the month of December,
the Christmas Barron, along with Santa Claus, will be manning the general store
throughout the entire month of December.
So make your plans to come on down to the TESD town general store
and get your picks with Santa and the Baron in December.
And don't forget the secret knock. Okay. Okay. Now back to the show. I was talking to somebody they were in, they
were in diversity training for six hours. Oh my God. I mean, is the world that diversity
event that is? Well, I remember we had to do it every year with the fire department
and it was the fucking best because like this was before anybody was taking it seriously.
So it was like this video cassette that they put into a VCR, you know, this was 2007, 2008,
whenever we started going through this. And it was just a videotape of this like guy, this
Max Hint, dude, we started a worker for a fire department somewhere in Arizona and
Him talking about how you know the guys will be like we joke with him, you know
The guy and he was like this little guy come on guy with mustache and he'd be like yeah, I don't like when they call me wetback
He was like this little guy good looking guy with a little mustache and he'd be like yeah I don't like when they call me wet back
We just don't laugh
We definitely got to start calling him that
And the guy would be like we know we know we know this video sucks
You guys just got to fill out this paperwork saying it wasn't suck. It's great
It's great. It's great. It's great. It was funny cuz like some of the older guy
I guess a lot of society but like you know us younger guys at the time
We're just like all right. We just society, but like, you know us younger guys at the time were just like, all right,
we just gotta watch this and, you know,
do it, but some of the older guys that were on
since like the 80s, like when I first got on,
we're like, fuck this bullshit!
Like, it's not like that, it was just chaos.
In a room, it is weird, they're like,
we wanna hold on to our racial hypothesis.
We don't wanna let that out.
Well, at that point it's hard to say,
like in the cut to the guy going like, yeah, I
don't like when they call me that.
But like the argument being like, look, man, like we all make fun of each other was their
point.
It was like, this is how we talk to each other.
You just need that one guy that's like, you know, that's like, look, I don't enjoy it
and then it has to stop for everybody.
Right.
And that's what pisses, that's what pisses the old time is off.
Who wants to be that good
Oh
Everybody's that guy yeah
But but back then yeah some of the old guys had a problem with it. Oh, yeah
I just read I just read they're trying to cancel Dave Chappelle. They're trying they can't I don't think they can
I don't think it's possible him and Joe Rogan are fine. They can they'll never they're un-cancellable
Is it a word uncancellable why he did he said more say more stuff about trans people
And the guys got a position you just like to joke around it guys got a position. What are you gonna do?
Speaking of canceling did you guys see the urban Meyer story? I know you guys don't follow sports
But this is pretty big deal in the world of sports
You didn't see it in here, but I have not I've been submerged weeks and when you said urban Meyer
I thought it was like some kind of like I thought it was like a story
You were gonna tell like an urban like this guy's first name is urban and he's the coach of the Jacksonville Jaguars
He was a pretty big deal in college. He won a couple national championships. So he's like this
New hot shot coach in the NFL
Owen four starts a season 0 and 4, but after he had a Thursday night game in Cincinnati and
Instead of flying back with the team he went to his
His bar that he owns where he used to coach college. Okay, so he owns this establishment
so he went there and somebody filmed him on their phone, kind
of getting, having some dirty dance.
Oh, I did see this story. I did see this.
But not in a nice strip club. It's a regular bar, but there was this young attractive
trial, 20-something year old girl, kind of rubbing her,uck her moneymaker on on on on her French cleat
Her Kentucky cleat I think it was a guitar, but um, so
Yeah, this video comes out
And it's just one part of the video and I guess his wife was on social media, too. Whoops. Oh, they I was about to say was the issue here
The issue and she was posting about how that she was spending a wonderful
evening at home with the grandkids.
He's in his 50s.
OK.
Urban Meyer.
I don't know how old his wife is.
So probably the same age.
And so then she happens to see in her feed, you know.
She's posted pictures of the grandkids and giving them
baths, starts to see all this shit about her husband.
And then she starts liking all these tweets about how
it's time for Mrs. Meyer to take them for everything
that he's got.
Oh no.
No.
No.
No.
What were you doing with dancing with the girl?
Well, that's a thing, because that is second video came out.
Oh boy.
And I got to, like, you guys have more experience, I think,
in the bar setting and being surrounded by women and
Being throwing themselves. Okay. I
Wanted off this is this is this a go-to movie because I would never ever dream of doing this
Ever no matter what even if I'm in a bar. I would anywhere, but urban Meyer
Starts putting his hand on the woman's bottom. She's got jeans on. Okay, and the internet
Side back or sides hip-sarrass,
middle of the bodhocks.
The bodhole?
The bodhole.
And they're saying he's trying to put,
he was trying to put his finger
in her butt hole through the jeans.
Now, is that common?
Is that something that, like, do girls like that?
Like, that seems to be, like,
but she didn't see in the mind this girl.
But it looked like everybody on the internet is going crazy because it is like,
Irremyer was trying to put his finger into her butthole through the jeans though.
Yeah, that's weird. That's how I met very, very best.
Yeah.
So that's weird. Okay, that's not something like...
Listen, everybody likes to send in the general, everybody's a liar.
Yeah.
But like, what does that do? Like, I don't get it.
I don't know either, but I'm just like,
but watching the video, this woman is, is,
she's not complaining.
She has, she's not like, she's not like,
smack in a handway or she's,
going along for the ride.
Well, people aren't saying that,
are people saying that what he, like, just the,
oh, his whole action story.
But even if she was like dancing with them
and like into it, what not, like that's all.
He's a married man and he's supposed to be
the face of a franchise too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true.
So he's taking it on the chin as he should,
but I'm just going with the like,
I'm just mystified because I would be like,
just as a person I'd be like, I can't imagine
that's to go to a move like this is his move.
He was a single guy, this, was this is?
I've seen cue pretty drunk in my day
and I've never seen him use that move.
No, I've never tried to.
But like through the jeans, it's just like,
it's an impossible task anyway.
It's also weird because like if you just switch from
from a poking, shoving to like a rubbing motion
and then just go forward two inches.
Everybody's happy.
It's a classic house.
Herb is not happy because I think he's got a butthole thing going on.
Yeah, you got it.
Where it is that you go straight to the butthole.
Well, you just gotta work everything else.
First, that's like the final stop.
That's like the move.
If you're herbivir,
I'm gonna head coach the Jackville Jackvars jacks that's the move of a head coach he got
time he's only got a couple hours where he's got to fly back to Jacksonville
yeah don't let get him here this is the office coach we'll think next oh man I
feel bad for the guy because he that's not that's a unusual take because I
think most of the internet
is not feeling bad for him.
They're like,
you got it, come and douchebag.
Yeah, there is that.
And like, but both things,
both things could exist in one,
so you know what I mean?
Like I don't think, you know, whatever he did,
look, for all we know,
although his wife is gonna do what,
divorce, whatever.
I mean, he apologized to the kids.
He's fine with it.
I don't think she is right
but let's say she is okay it didn't look like she was
but my point is like if she was okay with it would anybody
have anything to say definitely why they would be like
you're a married man they wouldn't care what like the wife
is incidental the age gap you've a cheese and a salt
not speaking to my friend Brian.
Here she's an adult.
Yes.
I mean, that sort of thing goes on across the country.
And it's a power trip, too, though.
You know, he's just able to do it because he's the head coach of the jacks.
No, he's able to do it because the girl is dancing with him on the floor and grinding
in to him and stuff like that.
Like if the girl comes out and is like, look, I didn't like that and I found it unacceptable,
then that's a different conversation.
But if all we know is that she was enjoying herself
having a good time, I think it's weird.
And I wouldn't have done it if I were him.
But I don't think if I were at a bar,
no matter when in my whole life,
and some girl was doing that to me,
I was like, what the fuck are you doing?
Like I wouldn't let her cut my butt hole or anything.
No matter how hot she is. No matter how hot my butt hole or anything. No matter how hot she is.
No matter how hot.
No matter how hot.
No matter how hot.
I don't want her finger in my ass, or at least the time thing.
No, no, no, no, no.
At least the time thing.
I'll throw your jeans.
Is it light?
Or is she really trying to?
I don't think he was jamming it trying to break through the fabric.
I think I was broke his finger trying to show him there.
I think, I, I maintain that, you know, I mean, that the, I think the anger comes from like
he's urban Meyer and you, and this guy would not have had this opportunity unless he was
like, you know, he's using his fame and his, his power.
A dog?
Imagine that.
Somebody's using the fame, power,
we're money to get a girl.
I mean, what a fucking novel idea.
I mean, you can't, like if the guy was single, right?
Right.
Like, something you would have gotten trouble though,
because it's not what you do for the face of the team.
You can't tell your point.
I agree.
Not to do this kind of activity.
Sure, but the idea of someone using their fame to get laid is like
guys
It's 2021 though. Yeah, but you can't
It's like if that if part of my
My stores we know how we know how we feel but like in 2021 you got to be like you can't use your
All right, well then let me just let me just say that then
But if you but if somebody being famous makes them sexually attractive to someone else,
you're asking someone to not use something that makes them sexually attractive to other people,
you're like, I wouldn't they use it?
Like, what the fuck is the point?
That's like any number of rock stars, it's like, look, you can't tell me you're a rock star,
you can't let them know at all that you're into music.
But you can do it if you're in a bar, that's a thing, like you can't let them know at all that you're into music. But you can do it if you're in a bar.
That's the thing, you can't do it in a professional setting.
Right.
But in a fucking bar, like talking to it's his bar though, so his name is on the sign.
I wouldn't have done it either.
You can't trust anybody.
No.
At all.
It wasn't her.
It was somebody in the crowd that was coming in.
That's what I'm talking about. Speaking of the talking about little fucking rat. Little piece of shit.
That's who I'm talking about probably was a Clemson fan. Somebody
who probably somebody of that urban head crushed in the
national champion jipper something. Well, just see about that.
What I mean, he's not going to lose this job. This is all
they're saying it like, you know, the owner of the team came
out and was like, he's got to earn our trust. But speculation is he may not make it through the end of the year.
They're not probably not going to make any noise now because they're not a very good team.
And if you're not winning, and then also you're bringing fucking shame and ridicule to the organization,
maybe you just got to cut ties with them.
I thought they were using this as a communion excuse to get rid of them.
Like it just happens.
Oh, did they?
Just signed a deal.
They lost like four games in a row or something.
This big giant contract because he's the hot coach
coming out of college.
And now if you get rid of him,
you gave him a lot of guaranteed money, though.
So you're gonna lose that too.
But this guy's fucking, I think he's a Sultan.
I think the guy owner of the team.
Really?
And the Sultan gives a shit about that?
Yeah, you think the Sultan would have a hammer.
Yeah, I get it.
I get it from the business's perspective
from being like, look man, like, you know.
And then he's winning, it gives his balochek.
We got seven, you got six super balls,
you can go on at dance floor
and maybe get a little purple.
And then the owner of that would go into the toilet
and look at him.
Right, I'm a crafty. Yeah, yeah.
I was like, who's Robert Crapp to be like,
you can't do that.
Yeah, you're embarrassing me.
Yeah.
But if you have a brand and like,
you know, you don't want to be associated with anything
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One time maybe and get away with it.
I don't know, Tom Brady was tricking beers
and everybody lost their fucking mind, all right?
Yeah, yeah, he threw the trophy
and disbarried the trophy and people were all up in arms.
Yeah, the fun police are everywhere, man.
And they have video cameras, so.
Yeah, that's the thing, dude.
Do you think that that has the camera
and the iPhone has it just ruined?
Everything.
Has it just ruined society in terms of,
where we're at now because of the camera aspect
and plus of the, everybody has a voice.
Yeah.
I think it's like everything else.
It's good and bad to it, you know.
Everybody only has a voice.
If you fucking listen to it.
You know, I mean, it seems like you can't even get
into a light scuffle on an airplane anymore.
With a video camera's come out.
Video cameras come out, yes, 10 different angles.
Yeah, yeah, what are you gonna do?
Nothing.
I'm gonna fucking keep your finger away from fucking.
You can complain, you just don't bring it up,
but holes on the dance floor and try and act like a certain way. Or, you know,
don't put yourself in positions where you are a public figure. Well, I mean, he's the coach.
It's his bar. He has to be drinking, right? There's no sensible man. He said drinking, obviously,
you know, drinking was a factor. but in his apology though, he maintains
that he was just dancing.
He's not, he's sticking to that and he is not coming off that.
I was just, they asked me to stick around and dance and I shouldn't have danced.
Nobody's cared about the dancing, bro.
Nobody cares about dancing, bro.
It's where your hands were and, like, he explained that to the story.
Oh, he's not even addressing that.
Oh, it's just a dance.
Like he's ignoring, he's like, he's like, you know, it's just like stay the course on
your story.
Don't deviate, don't answer anything.
Stay the course and eventually it'll just fade away.
But isn't it funny how like, like, like, you told me this story, this guy, everybody's
talking about this guy in his world, but like, you even, you even expand a little bit and you find someone that doesn't give a fuck
I'm like, I don't care like how many people really care about this. Oh, I think you're right
I think majority people don't care. Don't give it to the other teams
That's what I mean, it's a social media really, you know, and I'm sure you the I'm sure his family cares
Family probably cars a lot
Yeah, I don't know. It's a tricky one.
But he probably just shouldn't have tried to.
I'm sure he won't do that.
Yeah, well that's a thing.
Well that's a thing like, all right,
so he learned his lesson.
So if they fire him, it's like, well now you got to,
somebody else is going to come in.
I guess everybody learned the lesson.
No, the next coach if they fire him is not going to be like,
let's go dance.
I'm gonna be like, I'll see you guys there.
But it's highly unusual for a coach to get caught
in some doing something like this.
It's very unusual for a coach to be.
And it's not as if it was like,
you know, like, like, there's been players
on the Dallas Cowboys, Ezekiel Elliott,
like he's on a rooftop at a, at a St. Patrick's Day parade.
And he's just staring at a girl who's going like dancing,
and he just pulls her top down.
He just pulls her top down, and she pulls it back up,
laughing, and looking at him,
what the fuck's going on?
He's just staring at it, he sees candy,
and he's like, I want candy.
Or...
And it's a guy that she knows
like that works at a convenience store
or something, she's not tolerating it.
No, but she knows it because he's a nice fan of it.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he shouldn't have done that.
Well, he didn't really pay any kind of penalty.
Well, I guess the question is like,
what was her reaction?
I think it was a girl trying to know.
Well, then you know what I mean?
If like, you know. But it's in public though. I don't think it was a girl. Do they know each other? Well then you know what I mean if like
You know, but it's in public though. I don't think it's a good idea I don't think you should have done it
You know what I mean, but if but the story is a lot different than he was staring at some girl that he doesn't know
Right, yeah exactly. Yes, and his wife was dancing and he pulled the top down because that's just something they do and he's a fucking idiot for doing it
I can't remember sorry
But I do believe it was a girlfriend, but her reaction to it is
She's shocked and it's kind of like pulls it up real quick. Of course
She's not expecting it
Out of everything that was gonna happen yet. I was probably like sort of on the bottom of the list
And I think yeah, like you said alcohol though plays the fact you forget you're like oh my god everybody on this planet has their phone out
Oh, I don't forget and. And they're looking for someone.
They're looking for somebody to bust.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Well, even it's not even that.
It's just like they might just be like,
that guy could have just been like,
oh, I got the coach dance and this is funny.
Put it online, not knowing.
Like, you can't.
Yeah.
How do you feel if you're that guy?
You posted that, do you feel bad?
Or you're like, oh, fuck, I didn't think this was gonna happen.
Well, you should know.
You gotta know. You got to know.
Yeah.
I know.
But all the people that's going to harm, though,
do you feel like does it weigh heavily on you?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I like who are you to tell the fucking guys wife anyway?
If that's the goal, till, like, hey, man,
I want to make not only his wife aware of it,
but the public at large, it's like, who the fuck are you?
Who the fuck are you to be putting this out there
and shaming them, getting them in trouble?
It's too consenting adults doing something
that they wanna do, it's none of your fucking business.
I guess if it's in public,
they may be making it their business.
That's the thing, it's in public.
It's still public's business.
Should have brought her back to the office.
He probably should have just went home
and hung out with his grandkids.
If you had just done that,
none of this would have been an issue.
There's like a famous quote, right?
You'll definitely not only think of like all the man's problems,
stems from the fact that his and how to just sit in a room quietly.
Oh, yeah, I was in boardwalk empire.
Was it boardwalking?
Yeah, but it's a famous quote.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's pretty good.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, if a man's problems would go away if they just learned to chill the fuck.
Yeah, that's true.
But usually a man learns after some hard, hard lessons.
Yeah, you also learn it.
Well, look, he's a guy.
He's in his 50s.
You know, he's insulated from the world to a certain degree.
He probably gets his ass kicked, kissed all the time.
And he's behind the times.
And also he doesn't have young girls dancing on a
lot of money so we probably have a couple of drinks then he got a little fucking French cleat punch
and lost it I mean it's like that's like that's what I'm saying you can't to sit there and be like the
guys a fucking evil piece of shit you know what I mean you're just like you know that you know one thing
led to another and he just a finger. Oh, I don't know.
It's even married, you know?
I don't know.
I'm sure if he has grandchildren, it's a while.
So he's had to have children that have a two in a stage in their life where they can
have children and are married.
So he married 20 years, 20 years.
I mean, mostly I feel bad for the wife.
Yeah.
Because that's got to be embarrassing and like, I think that's a great response though. Oh, I think she has a fucking wife. Yeah. Cause that's got to be embarrassing and like, nothing that's a great response though.
Oh, I think she handled it fucking great.
Yeah.
I, I, I, I feel mostly bad for the wife.
All of men's problems stem from the inability to sit in a quiet room and just
listen to their ray cones.
Oh, yeah.
Here we go.
And nice.
Mm-hmm.
There's so much going on in the world.
That's true.
Whether stuff you're excited about, like the Urban Myer story, or stuff you'd rather
not think about.
There's a lot of stuff I don't want to think about.
Also the Urban Myer story.
I thought I could have an Urban Myer.
It could have an anyone.
You can't always control the vibes out there, but you can control the vibes in your head
with a pair of Raycon wireless earbuds in your ears. So I like to use the noisecats like when I mow
the lawn. I can't find a lawnmower guy, so I mow the lawn this summer. It's hell on earth.
I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. It sucks so bad. They have that robot now. It's like a
roomba that cuts lawn. Oh yeah. Yeah. I have to look into that. Yeah. Get a robot to do my work.
It's a future for Christ's six.
They don't have sentient ability yet.
You can still boss them around and shit.
Right, it's like I'm tired.
Like, oh, you motherfucker.
What do you want about my rights?
Stop, fuck.
Robot rights.
Oh, hopefully we'll be dead before that conversation.
Robot lives better in shit.
Will they use them to pump up,
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A lot of bassy electronic dance music dance music oh that's what we're
reminding you to know no no no no EDM is like you would hate it yeah you're so
long yeah that's the name of the band I don't know what EMF stands for but
there's not dance music though I just think good dance that's not what they mean when
they when they they mean like shit like at, they mean like shit that like at raves.
Let's shit like at raves.
Yeah, it's like clanks and fucking, it's popular man.
They have like whole like festivals or just around
EDM music and like it's so many people.
Sounds like a blast. Everybody just goes and like,
the chicks just feel sexy and they get all sexy dressed up
and they fucking start dancing and,
I don't know, it sounds like young person's game,
but that's fun. I recently went to a heavy metal concert.
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I'm hoping that the new place that everything sounds good.
Audio-wise.
I was wondering that myself, yeah, like, hopefully
everything works out and it's. The ceilings aren't as high, but they are like those foamy
ceiling tiles. I like the temperature and he is nice and cool. Yeah, we have no control
over it. That's one of the downsides is like the office in there is pretty warm, but they
come here and it's nice and cool in this room. I see. Yeah, that was included with the rent, but all the electricity and the heat and the air
condition and everything, but we don't get to control it though.
Yeah, so far I agree with the temperature.
So, but in the winter I'm hoping that it's not a greenhouse though, you know.
Yeah, because we can't even crack a window in our area.
Yeah, we can open doors, put up fans maybe up fans maybe yeah something like that well, we could also
Don't worry about that. I'm not gonna worry about it
Did you watch did you see many saints of Norquette Walt the sopranos movie? I went to movies this weekend
Mm-hmm. I did not see that see madam. I did I saw madam. Yeah, what do you think?
Well, wait, but I won't talk about
Oh, yeah, sorry
No, it was on HBO Max. Okay, that's why I thought you might have seen it
It was this was the art story of early Tony soprano before he was married to Angela. Early Carmella. Early Tony soprano when he was very, I think they started around when he was 10, right?
Yeah.
I was thinking it was the boss.
Tony Danza.
No, yeah.
It's more about his uncle than him.
Yeah, it's about Christopher's dad, Dickie Multisanti.
They reference him quite a bit in the regular soprano series. Christopher's always like, you're here at Dickie Multisanti. You're here at Dickie Multisanti, and they reference him quite a bit in the regular soprano series.
Christopher's always like, you're here at Dickie Multisanti, you're here at Dickie Multisanti.
So in this movie, it kind of shows like why he's his hero, which is like not that much really.
He's nice to him. I never really saw the relationship that they always alluded to come forward.
I'm surprised this got theatrical release, because I saw it. I was also surprised
that when I went to the movies it was playing because so no PR for this nothing. I saw like
it just was out. I had no idea it was even released when I went to the movies. Yeah, I think
they're probably mostly planning on HBO views. Yeah. So they're not going to put too much
into the advertising for theatrical release, but they're like, hey, if we can get some money.
How many hours? Uh, two, two hours. You weren't happy, you know're like, hey, if we can get some money. How many hours? Uh, two.
Two hours.
You weren't happy, you know?
No, it's like, once you get past the, uh, the like, hey, that's Silvio.
Like that young Silvio.
Hey, that young Polly.
You're like, all right, well, what's the story?
How the hell is that?
That young Polly and young Silvio.
Young Silvio was almost a little too cartoonish.
Like he was like, you know, like a Silvio impersonator, you would invite to like a party.
Yeah, like if you watch sopranos
Silvio only really acts that way some he's like pretty grounded for most part except for some tight shots and stuff
This guy was acting like it. Yeah, it was funny
He also like you see that a Silvio doesn't his he's losing his hair already like how old would you say they were like mid-20s?
Yeah, I think he's about what 10 years older than Tony. Yeah, so yeah, I guess around mid 20s
They're probably one that's there. Yeah, that was there. You have the wingback. No, yeah, not yet
Big pussy was in it. He looked a lot like him. I thought like I would buy that that was yeah big pussy
Yeah, I was how was what's a
Gaffledini?
I thought he did a good job. I thought he did good. You know, like him. No, no, I like yeah
I thought he did all right. You think this can springboard into a good acting career for him based off this
Anything's possible. I don't know because he wasn't like really acting like Tony soprano
I mean, you saw little mannerisms like yeah, like Rubin is nose and shit like that when he said accused
When he goes, why am I always being accused? Oh, me laugh. I was like, oh, it's pretty funny
that they brought that line back.
I liked it more than he did.
What would you give it a C?
I would say C.
Yeah.
Yeah, I would give it a little higher,
I'd give it a B,
because in the end, the point that he hit,
how he said in the beginning,
you're watching for all the connections and stuff like that.
Once I got past that, I was able to go in a different direction
than him, which is disconnected from sopranos.
And just watch what was basically a run of the mill.
It was like a mediocre mob move.
Yeah, it was like a run of the mill mob move.
It wasn't, it wasn't.
It was Chase involved.
He wrote it, right?
Yeah, he didn't direct it.
He did direct it, now he wrote it.
Yeah, I liked it.
I did like it, but
There were many nods for the fans They're money and I just had to disconnect it almost what it was to enjoy it
I thought what about how do you think hardcore soprano fans accepted it?
I didn't see a lot of positive. Oh really?
mentions. Yeah, I mean from what I saw I didn't see a lot of positive mentions about it if you you're a hardcore sopranos, I don't see how you could be like, it was fucking, I mean,
unless you're like one of those blind, like just loving them, loving them, whatever.
I don't see how you could be like, that's a fucking sopranos move.
So it took place in the 80s or 70s?
60s.
60s into the 70s.
Yeah, right, the newer.
Starting at 67.
So this had a big budget then to make it look authentic, right?
Oh yeah, it looked like it had a budget behind it. Yeah, look good
I dug it. I did think they were there weren't enough like weird soprano things in it does that make sense like
sopranos always had like remember ghosts and dreams
Oh, I mean it did it is I mean spoiler like I guess but it's within the first minute of the movie
But it's narrated by Christopher
Malthusanti
From hell and like he's oh, yeah, so like that's cool. I thought that was a good idea
I was like that's pretty cool so like you want to see it it goes through the shot of the cemetery and as it passes each gravestone
You hear the person in the grave talking about their life a little bit in the face and an out and then it comes up on Christopher's grave
Which is kind of creepy to see so he's telling telling it and he hasn't even born yet right no no no
He's he's telling the story of it, but he's he's his he's in hell telling the story about why he doesn't think he should be in hell in a way
should be and
And he's like he's telling how he got there and it starts all the way back with Tony's relationship
because Tony ended up strangling him on the show.
So it goes back and he calls all that.
I thought it was pretty cool choice.
I was like, wow.
Is he alive though?
And the story he's telling is he is.
No, he's only baby for like one scene towards the end.
But you never see it.
I'm pretty mental though.
You just hear his voice over his tombstone.
I was like, God, it's pretty fucking cool.
So it won me over with a weird choice. Yeah, you see already you see Ralphie a little bit
Yeah, so young Carmella
That's his wife, right? Yeah, which I didn't think I thought he was like they went somewhere and he's like I bought the ring the next day
But like they meet in high school it appears
There were a couple of weird things that made it inconsistent.
Things that weren't, yeah, that weren't.
Yeah, because Tony also told that story of the executive game where he and Silvio were
kids peaking in at it.
And then Dickie Maltzati chased him down the road.
He was 23 and Tony was 13 when I was out there.
Yeah, I didn't know those guys were that much older than Tony.
I was just going to the age of the actors, I guess.
I mean, I thought Paulie was considerably older
because he used to work with Johnny Boy.
Who is a real asshole?
Is that guy able to play a role other than asshole
that John Bernthalga?
Yeah, I guess not.
He's pretty good as a publisher.
Yeah.
He's got that look, that hard guy look. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to fuck with this guy.
I don't want to fuck with anybody, but I don't want to fuck with that guy for sure. Yeah, I thought taking because in
Not taking me to something. I thought Johnny Boyce or Prano in the series was likable
Like I mean, I don't even know he's cutting off people's fingers
And he's you know, beating people
up and all this other shit, he was still likeable.
Whereas like this this version, I was like, there's what's to like about this guy.
He's an asshole to his kids.
He's an asshole to his wife.
He's an asshole to everybody else.
His wife's a fucking piece of work though.
Oh, she is.
Yeah.
Holy shit man.
I mean, wasn't that the thing in the series like she, she said you warm down to a nub.
So Johnny Boy eventually got, can't, like, just worn down by her.
And you wouldn't think that, like, this version of Johnny Boy,
you would not think could get worn down by a woman.
But she's good at it.
I don't know how to pronounce her name, Vera,
from the media.
She's awesome and everything.
Yeah, she's really good at it.
But what about Venom?
You know, dude, I will say this.
So, Kratos was a joy compared to Venom?
No, I don't know if that's true.
I didn't like the first Venom movie.
I like it either.
I remember being like, what the fuck?
The tone of it, Brian, is so bizarre.
It's like they made a comedy, not connected,
despite a man.
It's just so weird that I walked out of the first movie
and being like, it look cool visually.
But I'm like, what the fuck? Why is this the Venom movie that I walked out of the first poop and being like, it look cool visually.
But I'm like, what the fuck, why is this the Venom movie that I'm getting in my life?
So with the second one, I wasn't going to go see it.
But then everybody was saying it's the ramped it out.
It's just a mother post credit thing.
I didn't know about somehow I'd missed that spoiler, but people were saying like,
if they just double down on everything
about the first one that I hated,
I made it come in.
I agree with that, because it's like,
if you like the first one,
you're getting more the same.
Way more.
It's just the same movie almost.
Yeah, but people were like,
but I kept hearing like, it's just a comedy.
So I was like, you know what,
maybe if I go into it, not expecting a good Vennah movie, and I go into it people were like, but I kept hearing like, it's just a comedy. So I was like, you know what, maybe if I go into it,
not expecting a good Vennah movie,
and I go into it just being like, all right,
let me see what crazy shit, celebrate the weirdness
of it, the fact that they made it,
it decided to make it like a gay comedy out of
whatever they're going for here.
And I enjoyed it more than the first one.
I feel as my reception of it was the same as the first one.
I scratch my head and go, how is this making so much money?
How is this resonating with anybody?
I feel like it's cringeful at times, some of the jokes.
It's unbelievable.
I mean, it's absolutely just embarrassing as a comic book fan sometimes,
some of the fucking thuds of how lame the jokes are like what's a good example of that? Oh
God it's just like when like Venom is talking to Eddie and you know they're arguing back and forth
It's so like it's like hacky one
Yeah, it's like oh my god. It's cringe full at times. Yeah, it was that Eddie Brock
He looks like he went through hell.
The actor, like every night, like, is he just partying
like fucking urban Meyer and me?
Because holy shit does he look fucking like.
You didn't think that was planned?
I don't know, but he just looks like,
he does not look healthy.
I think that was planned.
I think so.
Because he was wearing a robe for so much of the movie
and he was just out of it.
I don't know how they can get the fucking pink eyes.
If they're going that far,
is the makeup department going that far as to giving them
those pink eyes, those unhealthy-looking eyes?
I would say it's easier to get,
it's pretty easy to get rid of pink eyes so like
in like even on the colors like when you yeah that's something that's something that has to
the choice that they may maybe yeah I mean he's not living well in the movie it seems like
having a hard time. What do you think of the post credits I mean uh uh we don't want to spoil it
but did you feel it was like, oh shit.
Oh, I heard people in the audience.
Because I, it was sold out when I was listening.
The first movie I've seen, the last three movies
I went to see, I was the only person in the theater
other than my wife.
Yeah.
That's how like we had the whole place to ourselves.
This time was the first time I've been into a theater
or was full and people were like, oh shit.
Really?
Yeah, when Peter Parker popped up on that TV show.
Wow.
How disappointing is it when you go into that theater,
you're like, fuck, we're not the only ones this time?
It doesn't bother me.
No, not at all.
Yeah, I don't care.
I'd rather have people in there than not,
because then at least it feels like theaters will come back then.
Right.
Yeah.
Because then the whole time I'm thinking,
I came up a concentrating on a movie.
I'm like, how come there's nobody here?
What's going to happen?
I mean, there's no way no more theaters.
What do they know that I don't?
Yeah.
But, people are excited though for the...
Yeah, so yeah, the end sequence is spoiler.
I'll give it 10 seconds.
But, like the end, because of the legal wrangling
between the Spider-Man characters and the Marvels.
Sony and Disney.
Yeah, like Sony owns the right.
So to make all the Spider-Man movies Marvel doesn't.
So they've been playing nice with Spider-Man, but this time, so they made Venom who's based on Spider-Man without Spider-Man.
And then now at the end of this movie and the credits, there's some multiverse nonsense going on with a room around him changes and suddenly he's in the proper MCU and on the TV is Tom Holland's
Spider-Man.
It's the end of the last Spider-Man movie.
Oh, okay.
Now, how many of how many movies are this?
Two.
Second one.
How was the first one?
Oh, it was brutal.
But it made a ton of money though.
It was a big success.
This made it more.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is going to be the highest grossing film of the last two years is gonna be
I mean I fucking love what he has what I'm like am I to believe the same age as
this girl he grew up with this little girl and she turned into a villain and he
turned into a serial killer but he looks like a father. It's so fucking weird.
He's so old looking compared to her.
Like she's 30, how old is he in the 50,
in the 50s?
He's gotta be coming up on six.
He was on cheers for God's sake.
But they try to dress him down,
but it's so, it was like glaring to me.
Every time they were on screen.
Thankfully though, they got rid of that like that crazy,
curly hair that he had at the end of the Venom 1
and kind of gave him a little bit more moderate looking hairdo
with the red hair, but the whole thing would even
with the girl Shriek.
What is she in there?
Why?
It made no sense.
It really just kind of like...
She wasn't a good character.
She wasn't like a good villain.
It wasn't good.
And also, if you're gonna have Shriek,
can I see Shriek?
Like, she's a symbiote.
She's got the Venomow fit and stuff like that.
Like, let me see her in it.
Like, why am I just looking at Black and Erie?
I haven't fallen asleep at a comic book movie
in my entire life.
I fell asleep from when Woody got out of jail
and I woke up and Shrieek was in the car with him.
So I missed that whole sequence.
Oh shit.
I guess I fell asleep.
I have a phone of the sleeps in Shrek 3
when I took my kids to see Shrek 3.
So it's been a long time since I fell asleep
and I fell asleep for a good 10 minutes, I think.
So I missed that.
I probably won't go back now and rewatch
to see the missing scene I missed.
But. I mean, I will say, like sopranos,
I enjoyed it enough.
Great.
If sopranos is a B.
That's tough question,
because you want to give it,
you want to give it like a C plus,
but I really did enjoy it more than a C plus with.
Really? So you got to give it a B2 maybe a B minus B minus
Yeah, because people would like to have you as a teacher
He's very lenient. Yeah hot for teacher. Yeah, I'm like what's up everybody those camera phones down
You're all getting bees and this finger
Who's wearing jeans
Did you guys watch the show that's taken the nation by storm squid game?
No, don't even know what that is try told me try texting me to watch her
But I have an out of chance you have to you have to be able to commit because it's subtitled
You want to watch do you want to read the subtitles subtitles you don't want to hear the English dumb shit
Is it scripted or it's a game it's scripted it scripted? Okay, it's about these these people anybody like these people who are in debt
You know different people who are in debt and
This guy comes up to him and gives him a card as I call this number and this is what you can get out of debt
And it's a chance to win a huge prize
if you compete in these games
with all these other random people.
So you get there and the games are like deadly.
It turns out like it's not like fun.
So it's like Hunger Games?
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Yeah, I thought it was kind of like,
I love Hunger Games.
You love that movie?
Oh yeah, remember your saying that.
I love it.
Yeah. I gotta rewatch those. I only saw the first one on there, remember? I love it. Oh yeah, remember your song though. I love it. I got to rewatch those.
I only saw the first one in there, remember that.
I really enjoy them.
Yeah, they're really dark and moody and broody.
Yeah.
Go ahead, I'm sorry.
Yeah, no, it's good if you don't mind reading a lot of subtitles.
And it's interesting, like, I'm not going to give away the ending, obviously.
But by the end, you're like, holy shit, that's pretty cool.
Like what the hell?
What channel? Netflix. Netflix's pretty cool Like what channel?
Netflix Netflix. Where did you see Venny? You went to the theater? I went theater. Really?
I was the first time you went to theater in quite a while. What else did I say? I saw something a while ago
Shang Chi I still haven't seen Shang Chi. I'm gonna wait for it to come home. Yeah
Nothing nothing I've heard from anybody who watched it says it's good.
So it's like, all right, and I don't care about the character.
And I'm really worried about the direction of the MCU.
I just feel like they're even the DC announcement today
that Agatha Harkness is getting her own series.
And I'm just like, who's that?
She was the work on and the bad guy in WandaVision.
But I'm like, you have a like you have a you have a stable
A fucking badass Killer characters and you're gonna shove this down read one stroke. I think is a fuck about her right? I don't some people did
21
Is that really a factor here because I'm like you have such no you you can do so many great
Shows I would like to point out that you, Motherfucker,
still don't have a ghost writer show,
and you're bringing an actor to the screen.
It's like Jesus Christ, right?
It's insanity that you would go with
an Agatha Harkness show over some of the,
you can do anything.
You have such amazing layered characters.
And you're gonna, this is not what I,
I just worry about the MCU because it feels like they're like yeah
We don't need to worry about can anymore. We got this. Oh, and today I
I think I think what you're getting into now is like almost the third generation like the people who are making these shows now
Are the people they're not nobody's comic fans anymore?
But that's a thing. Do you remember when
like, when Iron Man, Iron Man came out and some of the latest movies came out, like everybody's
like, we can't wait for Marvel or Disney to get the rights back to characters because they'll
do it right. Yeah. I don't really feel that that's the case anymore. Because you're not,
because that was, that was, that was back before comics were as cool as they are now. Now, in my opinion, you have people like that Loki show,
it's like the people who were working on it to me
were like in their teens when Iron Man came out.
So you've got a group of people who are not raised on the comics,
they're raised on the MCU.
And I think that puts you in a different headspace.
If you don't care about the comics, like you've said before, if you think that you know
better than the people that fucking created these characters, and you're giving interviews
saying, I don't care about that stuff, all like, look.
Yeah, what's the point then?
What's the point of all this?
If you're not going to celebrate what the character is and present it as best you can a representation that works.
I know it can't be 100% accurate, but if you're just gonna throw all that away and be like,
we don't care about any of that and fuck all that shit.
Yeah.
Then what is the point then?
Money.
That's the point.
And by the way, but like, she, she, Hans the actress that plays, she's great. Oh, I get that. yeah, like she's great. It's like a real whole show though
But if somebody came to me and said look we want you Brian Quinn
To come up with an idea for for a harkness show. Mm-hmm
I wouldn't be like now. I'm not gonna do that. I'd be like all right
Well, let me sit down and think about this because now maybe we can get a little bit into like how Dr. Strange
Was trippy back in the 60s and it's all magic and like maybe we can get a little bit into like how Dr. Strange was trippy back in the 60s,
and it's all magic, and like maybe we could do a
mefisto thing.
You know what I mean?
Like there's ways to make it cool.
It's just that they're done nothing
that would have you give them that fucking deck.
Right, and it's just not a character that excites me
on like she's a good supporting character,
a good villain in this, in that, as a surprise villain
or whatever, but now you're like, as a surprise villain or whatever.
But now, if you're going to make me think that I'm going to get excited about a six-issues
series with her as the lead, I'm like...
But what if it is about her and Mifisto?
Or what if it is about that stuff?
You might get excited.
I might.
I mean, so far, there's been more missteps than not.
I don't know what's going on
on the whole television. I watch it and I'm like why are they doing any of this? I like to want
the vision. I will say that I did like that. I can't I can't I like parts of one division. I can't
get behind most of it. I was so boring. But there was stuff I really like Paul Bettany's awesome
and fucking everything he does his vision is pretty cool. I like talking. So there's parts I like to fucky and winter soldier too.
Yeah, that's true.
I was a falcon and winter soldier.
Right, but you just gotta deal with a villain that you don't care about.
You gotta deal with like, it's just like, man, like the coolest shit in that, I'm sorry,
but I will stop talking about this.
Well, I love this episode of IBICOMICS.
Yeah.
Like the coolest thing about that was like the stuff with like, with like, you know, Baron Zemo.
And like, why is he, and even the stuff
with the Wakandans was cool.
Yeah.
All of that would have been great
if you'd cut out the Flag Smash or stuff.
Then you would have had a comic show.
And do you see what they're doing too though?
There is a move to have villains not be a hundred percent
villainous. Like, there is.
There's definitely because the flag smasher thing, remember how sad they were that she
died at the end.
Like Falcon is carrying her out of the building after she's been shot instead of the Sharon
who took the bullets from.
Like he's carrying her out as if like he's so devastated that this murderer died and then you and you see that in
And what was the next one?
Shang Chi the father isn't
As he's not he's the villain of the movie, but they still try to paint
That you know that they're there's they're layered yeah, there's grain is but isn't that good though?
What do you want that even Darth Vader?
I'm liars with the scrolls too and and miss and capitol that I disagree with 100% but there's a there is a move to make sure that like
You sympathize with the villains though, and I don't know why there is such a
Why Thanos they didn't really try that. Oh, I think they did when he was just like in his head
They like he had created what he thought was the right thing. Yeah, but it's totally though. Yeah, but that's every bad guy
I think that they're good guys and at the point of the bet, you know, but not so yeah your thingos not so much right going forward
After that though, there has been I feel like a move
To not make the villains like all out fucking like yeah total hardcore like I'm evil as shit yeah
Loki I mean same kind of deal you know
Loki it's so weird that they ran him through the exact same storyline twice
you're just like wait I got to watch this motherfucker get redeemed again
I saw it I like the guy nailed it the first time I love about bond number I you
can get in this new James Bond opens up
Bad some bad rumors swirling around the internet. No, it's the new James Bond is a Jamie bond is a no tape not well
Not no there no time to die, but the rumor is he's dying at the end
Really? I'm gonna kill bond
But then it's a and but supposedly at the end of the movie it says James Bond will return though or double
O7 will return so somebody's gonna pick up the
007 I get what is that called is not his
Designation. Yeah
Do you want to see James Bond dying nobody wants does anybody really want to see James Bond dying?
I don't see James. No, I heard though that
To make it not so misogynistic,
they hired some female writers though.
For fuck's sake.
Like, did it?
Did it?
Did it?
Did it?
Did it?
Did it?
Did it?
Who wants to see James Bond not be?
I'm not misogynistic.
Not misogynistic, but what has perceived as misogynistic?
Not be a guy who beds the damsels, not the a guy who beds the damsels not the damsels, but the
The dam the the dangerous damsels even though it's not just the tiles
Yeah, right you want to see him you know get busy before he takes them down sure
I want to see James Bob forcing his finger through
But yeah, are you gonna go see it? I'll go see it. Yeah, I think it's weird to they're not even using the music in the trailer
Oh really like it's not the it's not the theme. It's not the iconic like James Bond theme. It's a kind of like a
Remix kind of a remix of it too. I don't know. I'm worried about James Bond. Well look man. They can't make not even for not even for
Reasons like society reasons, but like you can't just make the same movie over and over.
I wish you can.
I wish you can.
Fuck admission is possible.
I've shown that franchise is making the same movie
over and over again.
They made five movie, seven movies as opposed
to 20 late James Bond's.
Yeah, but Tom Cruise knows we just want to see you
fucking save the world.
Yeah, but you don't see Tom Cruise fucking girls in those movies in my head. I do well all right
I
James Bond is what James Bond is it's sure why you guys trying to change it like like just like if you don't like it
Then don't fuck with it why you guys making a James Bond movie if you don't want to make a James Bond movie
But but you know, I think I have maybe a bigger tolerance
for shaking things up.
Yeah, I mean, I'll go see it, but I'm worried.
Yeah, I'm really, really worried that it's,
it's not gonna be to James Bond that I fell in love with.
Well, it's not.
Yeah, they became, what are you worried about?
I'm not.
If he can't, well, the ladies, then there's.
I can live with that though.
Even all kidding aside, but give me action.
Give me James Bond's save in the world.
If you're gonna tell me that James Bond can't save the world
and he needs help.
Right.
From, you know, from the fairer sex to save the world.
But he always did.
I know he did, but not on this kind of level, I think.
I feel like it James Bond's gonna be here.
They're gonna make her the hero.
Yeah.
Who's the girl that they're making here?
I thought the bond girl this time was that Anna,
she's like the most beautiful,
fucking woman on the planet currently.
Oh, I'm sure, but I'm sure she's gonna be
like even more powerful than James Bond.
She's gonna be a better James Bond.
And she's gonna do it in a fucking tight dress
because that's what I'm saying.
I'm never.
I mean, that girl is like a fucking next level beauty.
So, you know, whatever they want her to do, I'm fine with.
She's gonna do it in overalls, the baggy overalls,
so you can't see the finer shapes.
She's like,
if she was either riveter or fight you,
I'm the chandelier guy, I don't know.
They stayed up front, she's asexual. But you know what, my point is just like, well, then if that's what they're doing, it's just like, don't
go see the movie.
I still want to see it.
I love Daniel Craig.
I love James Bond.
I'm there to the bitter end.
So then you're giving, you're supporting their vision of the movie.
What I want to see, I hope that they do it before a lifetime.
I hope they do a mission impossible, cross over with James Bond.
How awesome would that be?
I sound redundant to me.
When you're talking about,
let's-
Too bad ass supaspies who've saved the world
on their own.
Why don't we need to see them be like,
what am I gonna enjoy it from that?
Well, they got to fight first,
because they, you know, just like in California.
Sure.
The one thing's the other one's the bad guy.
Yeah.
What's Tom's cruise name in mission hunt? Ethan hunt for
See, you can't have either one of them win. That's a hard on right then that's a fucking erection
Ethan hunt
I'm getting chubby thinking
It doesn't roll off the tongue much better than Brian Johnson
Well, let's stop talking about that
Well, let's stop talking about that. It's like a virus.
Yeah, it's, you know, it's everything's kind of fucking got a sheen of lameness around
it now.
I was made the head of production in Hollywood.
That would be the thing I would try to do.
I would try to like get the two studios to agree upon in Ethan Hunt James Bond crossover. Maybe you'll let your producer third
secret agent into the mix to someone new.
I just don't know the point of it.
Like they're just gonna do the same thing
that they always do this.
Well the marketing would be fucking massive.
Sure, but like when you rather see like how they keep
saying like fast and furious gonna cross over Jurassic Park,
I'm like, now that's a fucking true.
That's the rumor going around.
Like like that's the movie I wanna see.
Oh yeah, well, maybe with that
I can talk dinosaurs in the Ethan Hunt James Bond movie.
I'm not gonna have that.
I'm not gonna have that.
I'm gonna have that.
I'm gonna have that.
I'm gonna have that.
It's not just two spies, but like even like,
man, like when they were gonna do 21 Jump Street
with men in black.
Where.
I didn't hear about this.
Yeah, they haven't heard this either.
It got pretty far along and then it fell apart
where Witz is named the...
Johnny Depp?
No, no, the new one's at that.
The fact kid from...
Super bad.
Oh, Jonah Hill?
Jonah Hill.
He's not fat anymore, but Jonah Hill and the other...
The honky guy.
Oh, the fuck is that name?
Tom Cruise? No, from 20th.
Tom Cruise?
21 Jump Street?
Johnny Depp.
The new one.
Greco.
There's a new 21 Jump Street.
It means two movies.
Oh, I know you mean 10 years old, but this is cool.
No, Channing Tatum, right?
Channing Tatum, yeah.
So it was Channing Tatum.
They're pretty funny.
I think you would like them.
They're pretty fucking funny movies.
Yeah, they were going to do a thing where those two guys
from 21 Jump Street joined Men in Black. a thing where those two guys from 21 Jump Street
joined the men in black and it was gonna be a 21 Jump Street men in black crossover comedy. I would have loved that. At a left field is that. But it's not. If you haven't seen the movies,
you don't get it. But if you see the movies, they made them comedies. They're really funny.
I thought they did a good job.
When you mentioned Ethan Hunter, I thought what was gonna bust out of his meandies.
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Aliens, I always feel I have a shot at winning them over. Yeah, they can be friendly. Yeah killer killers are normally not
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Yeah, they're gonna do it. They're gonna do it. But if you had to fight someone one-on-one you'd probably want to do a killer over aliens
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Anything over four foot I'm in trouble, but if it's like three foot nunger. I think gray is a standard crazy
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You know, the portal,
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Oh, beginning with the fireman,
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Oh really?
I mean, Jamie Lee Curtis looks so insane.
Like, why does she look so horrible in it?
Well, did you see the first one?
I haven't seen any Halloween movies set Halloween three.
It's only Halloween movies.
Oh, well, it's all, yeah.
I just learned this the other day that he's never seen Halloween
Zero yeah, I'm not into slasher movies never. Oh, well, there's a reason she looks like that in the movie
But like I just saw I just saw her on something else and she doesn't look as bad as she does in that trailer
No, no, that's I'm saying that there's a reason in the movie she looks like that is she like she's like a survival
She lives in the woods on her own. Yeah, yeah, got you
You're excited for this movie though. Oh, yeah. They always suck though. But this guy that just said, what, what, what could we
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Oh, I have, I have, I have this written down Walt hasn't seen Halloween.
Like, should we do a watch along with him?
Yeah, I mean, I would do that.
Sure.
Yeah, I mean, I can guarantee you, I've seen, like, enough clips to know exactly
what the movie's about. I've heard
about I know he's wearing a William Shatner mask. Yeah, it never plays like that. I don't
play like a William Shatner mask. No, because they spray paint it. Yeah. Yeah. But if you
don't like slash movies and you know, I don't know why I've never really been into slash
movies. They kind of feel so formulaic to me. Yeah. Oh, they are. You're right about that.
It's weird. That's what I like about them though.
Yeah, I feel like comfort food then, right, for you?
Yeah, it is, it's like that's exactly comfort food.
I love the beats of it.
I love the jump scares, all that stuff.
It's my thing.
It's my jam.
It's my jam.
What else do I have here?
What else do we wanna talk about?
I had a...
Is this an oracle? Oh yeah, I wanted to recommend it. Actually, you should watch this too. It's on Netflix.
It's a documentary called Untold, Scrimes and Penalties. And it's about this minor league hockey team
that, like this mob guy bought it for his son who was 17. They have a 17-year-old general manager.
And they're so unbelievably violent
that you're like, I could like, we played hockey, we played street hockey and it's insane.
Yeah.
These guys like, they're like old school like browsers, like one guy's like, it's shattered
in places.
Oh my God.
It's only like 90 minutes, but it's really worth watching.
Oh, yeah, I want to say, you got to, I'll ask you for the name of it.
Yeah, I'll say that too.
I'll say that too.
Untold crimes and penalties.
Untold crimes and penalties on what service?
Netflix.
That's also Netflix, yeah.
Yeah.
Still watching a lot of TV, huh?
No, why would you say that?
I'm going to keep up with the latest trends
as everybody else is watching Squid Games.
I'm like, you want to be a part of the crew.
I love doing it like when Sage is out of her mother's
and Mary Beth goes out for some reason.
I'm like, oh, I can just sit here and not be bothered
but anybody, it's awesome.
It's so awesome.
It's nice.
Yeah.
I'll be it for the masses.
Yeah, there you go.
There you come here now.
It's in a new office.
You can put your earbuds on and just pop a record laptop
And you know watch and we watch it and be undisturbed is get him here
Cuz I get him here. I'm gonna get this office coaches here. I'll get disturbed. I'm not a Monday and Tuesday
Okay, but I don't think the office if you tell the office coach you don't want to be disturbed fuck off
I say we dock his pay that 700 bucks we gave him for the website. Let's take it back.
It was a thousand.
It was a thousand.
Oh, I say we do.
I say we take it back, but we buy him a softball uniform that he has to wear on Black Friday
or our grand opening black Friday.
He has to wear the softball uniform all weekend long.
Extra tight.
That's that.
That I say we forgive the thousand dollars.
Oh, they'll do it.
I know how to do it.
I don't know why I wasn't excited by it, but I saw that they finally figured out who the zodiac killer was. Yeah, I saw that too. Oh, did they? Yeah, how did they figure it out?
I guess it's like DNA and shit and
guys a lot of other something. No, he died in 2018.
Oh, motherfucker. He's paying for it now. Yeah. Oh fuck yeah.
He's on their own. Christopher Multicent. Do I think he's in hell? Yeah. If there's a serial killer, that's somehow for it now, though. Yeah. Fuck yeah. Is he down there? Christian from Multistake? Do I think he's in hell?
Yeah.
If there's a serial killer, that's somehow made it into fucking heaven.
Yeah.
There's a shitty loophole going on.
Well, if he's insane, then is he really responsible for his actions?
Fuck yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
But he was so, I mean, is he insane?
He was very, I mean, he was careful enough to not get caught for decades.
Yeah, that's not insanity.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But those cryptogram things are, like those are the minds, those are the works of a bent mind.
Yeah, but Hitler ran a country and he was clearly fucking insane.
Yeah, that's true.
I don't know.
He's there too, Q.
But what if there's the fucking, just his bottom and a pair of fucking jeans
Finger hole finger fucking bang through the jeans
Anything else nothing okay tell him Steve Dave.