Tell Em Steve-Dave - #495: …Ehhhhh

Episode Date: October 18, 2021

Concerts, fruit flies, sexy Halloween, restless anus syndrome

Does he get married or does he die? It's one of the two. Yeah, someone say it's one of the same, right? That may be, I don't expect any adept. Like the cowboy in the village people is like, it's not as, it's homo erotic as the original or the original I think. The Village People guy is like, that is gay. Tell him, Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell Them Steve Dave broadcasting from 1340 Highway 36 in the airport

Pleasant, isn't that right, Walt? That's right. I don't know if you guys noticed, but did you guys see the giant broadcasting tower that's on top of this? Yeah, that got installed last week. We put that in. No, that's been here. So if we can ever tap into that tower, we can go on to real radio stations. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, pirate radio, I guess it would be, but. Get them. What's this deal? Swing 28, by the way. Come on, buy and see Walt and get them. And maybe if I'm here and be cute, you were here today. Yeah. Never know. Be cute is going to show up.

Yeah. That's the beauty of it, you just never know. I don't know if that's the way people feel like the beauty is, go all the way there and don't see them. Yeah. There's a little bit of mystery, you know, it's like you just don't know. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, don't come for me, but if you're here,

okay, It happens. Yeah. Do you have a good week walk? I did, not an eventful. Yeah, mine too. Q and O, you were at your compound, so you probably had an eventful week. Yeah, you know, my life is just the same day and day out.

What you can do. It's a great way to be able to. Yeah. I went to, uh, at a cheer suggestion with the anniversary thing. I got those paper tickets, which ended up me using my phone anyway to get in. But we went to the stone pointing to see Blue October. Mm-hmm.

It's, the music wasn't bad. I won't say it was bad. It's not like my style of music. But I was very pleased that because you know like you know when you go to see a band and you're like okay, there's fucking five opening bands before them And you know that's two hours and then it takes the fucking band another hour to get on before you're in for five hours before you know it all bands you don't give a shit about right never heard of don't care about this one the only had a half hour of Somebody called Yam House, which they

weren't that bad. Yam House, fun name. Yeah. I thought Yam bag. That's what I thought, too. Right. That's immediately where your head goes. All House. I never heard that before. You never heard of Yam bags? Never heard that phrase before. It's testicles. Yeah. Learn something new. Try to try to use that utilize that into my like tonight just like oh my a can yam bags. So went and saw the concert and at a certain point you know like it's very like most of the songs are slow it's not like a real rock and roll band so like sometimes they'll do like these little interludes and be like within the songs and shit so he's singing a song and all of a sudden he's he you know he stops and you know they're doing the musical part and he goes sir I love your

beard. Oh we talked to you directly. He talked to me directly. Oh now this is your stage. We could pull a curtain back here. This is Brise, Wipes, like B. All End All Band right. Favorite band. Oh this wasn't Yambag that said this, this was, oh shit. So when you have, so when all of a sudden you get addressed by the lead singer of flu October, it's gotta be like a unbelievable, like jaw-dropping like a whole crowd.

So we don't have to look at you. Absolutely did. Yeah. Did you get a fun stage? Yeah I jumped up there. I was like, I want to see it close up. No, that's okay. Shops me back down.

I didn't think it would be funny though. If, um, if like, when everybody turned around, I just added like an panic, I suddenly just lifted up Marybeth's shirt. She goes, I don't think that would have played well here. It's not that kind of band. What would you, what was your reaction? Did you just give like a sheepish waiver? Yeah, I waived a game like a little like, hey, what's going on? Nice, man. He, um, it was funny because she is not,

it's her favorite band, but she's not really familiar with the newest music. I guess they just put an album out. So for the first three songs, she's like, I don't know this song. I don't know this song. I don't know this song. Then eventually she know this song. I don't know this song. Then eventually she started knowing songs.

But what he does is, he's like, I want to tell you a quick story. And these stories are not quick. It's usually like five minutes for each story. And he's talking about how he, and it's very like, it's told very dramatically, I guess you would say. He doesn't just rush through it. He's like, you know, so, I had my daughter and my father came over and he took one look at me and he knew I was back on meth. You know, that's the kind of story he's telling.

Oh, yeah. Like he's, he was on meth amphetamine. He lost custody of his daughter. He had visitation. He was taking meth anyway. And the dad who was a narkey's a DA agent was like, Hey, say goodbye to your daughter. And I mean goodbye, because you're never going to see her again like this kind of shit. It's telling the story. She's elaborate a little bit for the crowd. We are on stage. Is this a little punched up just a bit to be a little bit more like? I don't know. Do you remember concerts? She used to be fun. I was like, can't this

happen? David Lee Roth just jumping around. It was so exciting. Yeah. It's in the air. Can we see playing a fucking guitar that was on fire when I went to Grandlydup? Can we see which side of the crowd is louder?

Yeah. I'm from New Jersey. Don't you want to ask me? Yeah, I do. I thought you were going to tell me that, I thought it was kind of, I don't know why. I apologize. I assumed it was pussy rock. Since your wife liked it. I don't know. I was horrible for me to say, like I thought these were, I actually thought it was kind of, I don't know why I apologize. I assumed it was pussy rock,

since your wife liked it. I don't know how, that's horrible for me to say, because I figure, you're not accurate. Yeah. I was just gonna say, you know, I had my daughter,

and my father came over, and then I realized, you know, how much I love, you know, how much I love my father gave to me. I thought it was gonna be some sort of uplifting message about having a child and having your father in the room at the same time. I thought it was going to be, it was going to bring it around and make it all feel good,

not like you got this daughter-checking away because of meth. Well, it was, it actually feel good because he got off the meth and now he has full-cost time on his own. Oh, okay. So it does end up happy. It was a journey. It was a long one. She told me that, I guess, she likes the older music better because that's when he was drugged out and he's a schizophrenic so like there was a lot of like pain and anguish

and anger that came from that right that music where it's like now where he's all happy and shit. It's music. It's not as intense. Yeah. I'm sure he loves to hear that. Yeah. I made sure to tell him.

Hey, I was a beer. I mean, I guarantee though, like I'm sure he when he looks online and he sees he sees that a lot of his fans are probably echoing the same thing. Remember when he was crazy? Yeah, I liked it better when he was, you know, when he was a mess. Yeah. Yeah. I know he heard that though about you though.

Everybody's happy though that like, you know, they feel like they never say I wish probably was back on the junk, you know, when the pods are better. So like, that's good though. That's a nice thing about our audience. They never say that. I don't think. Yeah, at least not that I see. I probably didn't say it on Reddit.

I can wish you would just OD. Oh, no. Oh, no. I've never seen that. But I would, the band I thought was pretty decent. Like I didn't hate them. But where we went for dinner, which was, you know, Robinson's Hell House in Redbank. It's right across the street from the old stash.

There's one down there in Asbury Park, maybe one of the worst restaurants I've ever been to in my life. So if you go to Asbury Park, I highly recommend you not go to Robinson Hell House. Wow, what happened? We got like, the only thing that was good, I guess, was the wine, which I didn't even drink because I don't drink wine But we got like a lobster dip Which was like 90% artichokes got a stick which was overcooked. She got macaroni the lobster mac and cheese

Which was all dried out it was just like on the lobster, man, crucible dude We were almost running running down to the ocean This would have been the anniversary. You can't be a cheap skate. You got to get a lobster. Lobster dip. Lobster dip. Lobster lemonade. Anything. Squeeze lobster. Can you put a lobster on the seat next to us?

People's company. Wow, I, uh, yeah, my parents' 50th anniversary was this, this past weekend. Did you do anything with them for them? Rented a boat and sailed around New York Harbor like around the island. Are you the captain? No, the captain, the boat first of all, I thought of you Walt. Did you like the lone ranger, the old show?

Yeah. Okay, the original owner of this boat that I rented was... The guy was one of the creators of the lone ranger TV show. Whoa, wait a second. Say it again. Just slow my mind. He must be 100 years old then. Well, it's on his fourth owner now. The original owner.

Yeah, so I want to try some captain in a boat. I don't know. You originally, yeah. So I want to try some Captain in a boat. The guy, it's called the Clip, though. It's a yacht parked off Manhattan there. And the guy, if you get on the boat, you notice an alarming amount of loan ranger paraphernalia on the walls and stuff like that. You're like, what's a Western theme boat?

Like, I don't kind of get it, but all right. And then the captain this guy Dan it was awesome told me that the original owner of the boat was one of the creators of the lone ranger TV show and he bought this boat with the lone ranger money Yeah, and so in this guy kept all the lone ranger perforation on the wall Yeah, the more you get into it the more you see like apparently the the cast of the sopranos Used to rent this boat for all their parties and stuff like that because there's also like you start to notice there's a tons of sopranos signed Bobby Bakalai, you know, yeah, the Fini other guy signed pictures on the walls and stuff and he's like yeah, they used to they used to rent this boat like twice a year and go out the sopranos guy so it's like this weird mix

between Old West and modern gangster shit. Now do you remember in the 80s I know how how up to date you on your, your lone ranger, Lord, but do you remember the actor who played the lone ranger? It was like the saddest story ever in the 80s. No. And I guess whoever owns the copier, I do ever owns the lone ranger.

He was going around dressed as a lone ranger in his 80s. Like, and they said, you can't wear the lone ranger mask anymore. It's like he would go out to like hospitals and shit. And he wanted't wear the lone ranger mask anymore. He would go out to like hospitals and shit. And he wanted to be a lone rager, because he felt like the legend was dying, you know, because he was kind of outdated. And he would make all these appearances at a lone ranger. And he said, you can't call yourself the lone ranger anymore, and you can't wear a mask

on any of these events. So he took to wearing black sunglasses. Oh, man. The saddest story ever. You're not allowed to say black sunglasses. Oh man. Sad story ever. You're not allowed to say hi, oh either. Yeah, it was absolutely brutal. Like in an era before getting shamed on social media, like whoever held the license, they were just like fuck off.

You're not the long range or any more old man to stop saying you are. Oh, it was so cruel. Oh man, that's sad. Well now I feel like I'm fucking loaded around a bloodmunk. I feel good about it anymore. No, I mean, it's not this guy's fault. Yeah.

Oh, definitely not. But what's the downside to allowing him to do it? I can't make it money, right? I think it was because there was this movie coming out. I think Disney released a movie or, I don't know who released a movie where they revamped the Loan Ranger in the 1980. And I guess they just wanted to separate anything from that TV show. They just didn't want to be attached to it because they were trying to build a new vibe

to it. And I remember liking that movie too though, but I did like I watched that show in on Every afternoon when I'm when it was on the original Ranger, yeah, yeah, I mean it was on rerun to that point. He wore like this like the tightest fucking blue Cowboy suit like it was like a spandex suit I mean I didn't I mean I didn't mind back then But it is like it is very village people looking in retrospect. Yeah, the cowboy in the village people is like, it's not as...

That's all moron. The original, the original, the original. The village people guys, that is gay. So I can speak into that. Did you hear about Superman's son? Yeah, yeah, Superman's son's bisexual. You know, I thought it was Superman himself. No, his son, his son. Now, who is that? I don't know. He had a son.

Yeah, I'm not up to date on comics. Who's the mother of his son? Lois, Lois. So Superman had a baby with Lois. Yeah, and it was and was a great character. The problem, the problem is not that his son, John, is bisexual, the problem is that his son, John, is the most boring fucking character.

Like, it was cool, like, there was a bit where he was, John was a little kid, and it was awesome. Is this 52 or is this pre 52? This is after. Post 52. Yeah. So how did he grow to be an almost an adult already? Well, I'll get to that, my friend.

So everybody loved Jonathan Kent, because he was a little kid. He was like 12 years old or something like that or 11 years old. And he had adventures with Robin, like Batman's kid, Damian. And it was like actually a cool series because like the Super Suns, right? The Super Suns. And it was way better than it had any right to be and everybody legitimately loved that character and then Bendis decided that he wanted to use him for the legion of superhero I had the future one what's the what's the legion super heroes yeah

Legion super heroes so he aged him up he threw a time thing where his father took him and he got held captive by evil Superman for seven years and came back and he was and he he get it in like a day Because he wanted a teenage Superman to use in the future and everybody fucking hated it and that character has not recovered since so I guess this is their idea to Yes, give him something. I know, but let me ask you as a guy who reads current comics I don't feel I am qualified or I should be able to weigh in because I don't read new comics And I don't like when people are like oh new comics suck Yeah, if you don't read them like I could say it if I read them

I don't want to be a guy who's like oh, they suck now right because I really don't know if they do or not But can you go to the well too often? Because didn't they make Damien also bisexual not Damien Tim Drake Tim Drake. Tim Drake. So that's a lot of, that's a lot of, Oh, your list isn't complete, my friend. It's Tim Drake is bisexual. The new Aquaman is gay. Wonder Woman is now bisexual. Diana Prince?

Yeah, well that's the first one. Because all these other characters that they're saying Superman is bisexual. It's not really the Superman you grew up on. So these are people who have taken the mantle, but they're not the actual original characters. Correct. But Diana Prince Wonder Woman has come out and said, well, she's just has relationship with women and shit now and as well as men. But, you know, she lives on an island full of women. I mean, what are you going to do? You got to do what you got to do, but you know, it's like, you know, it's like, you know, it's not the wrong with that. Yeah.

And then Green Lantern, Alan Scott. Yeah, I knew that. That was his son. Oh, and his son too. And his son are both gay. They're going on double dates. Stop. What?

You had to do it. Even as a stripper, first I wouldn't want to go on a double date with my dad. Look. Okay. I would take the terrible good money on a double date when I get there. No, that's not gonna do that. Probably a terrible wing, man. Yeah, I mean, Tom Taylor, the guy who wrote that issue, who's writing this

suit been series, is a really good writer. But there's no way in hell I would ever read that book now because like the same thing, I wasn't reading it anyway because I don't like adult John, but like, oh, that's going to be now as a relationship book. Like, you can't give him a boyfriend and have him come out as bisexual and have it be a big thing and not focus significant amounts of the book.

And I'm just like, and Tom Taylor, like I said, great writer, but it's like, man, do I hate romance and comic books? Anyone, like, man, it doesn't matter. Like, Dick Grayson and fucking Oracle, like, when they get a lovy, dovium, like, who cares, man. Do you think this will move units oh for sure early for that issue yet i don't know that i just because i got

this email and i think there's a strange movement though for DC comics because there's a new book coming out called robins i got an email that i still get emails even though i'm not i'm not really in the comic book world anymore but look at some of the variant covers for Robin. What the fuck? That's a comic book or that's a men's magazine. That is really weird. Is that really like, I mean, you talk about beef cake.

Oh my god. Like I thought there was a movement to, you know, like I know they don't like to like sexualize the female characters, but they seem to have a problem with these covers for the new The Barrier Robbins. They're making up for it. And turn around the fair play. Do you see that package? I didn't. Well, check it out. I'll forge you the email. I don't you know, what do I know? I'm more of an older school comic book reader. I can't see this selling books. I mean, I don't think it'll put, I don't, I'm not going to be on there saying like it,

well, that it can't help it. Maybe in the short term. But as soon as you, like, you get those guys who are like speculating, but like, okay, this is a key issue because this is revealed. They ain't coming back for the next issue speculating, they're like, okay, this is a key issue because this is revealed. They ain't coming back for the next issue. No, and most convoc fans that I know are like,

I don't really want to read about a fucking dating superhero book, which is what it's going to become. It's just what it's going to become. And that's the problem. But that's not what people are hearing. Like, I don't care that he's bisexual. Like, if I was an unlimited power daily in God, like, I might fuck everything that moved to.

I don't care. My point is, like, I just don't want, like, you read Grant Morrison's books, and they're so imaginative, and so like, they really transport you to another fucking world, and the master craftsman of comic books take you to a story that you can't imagine, and like, that's what I go to comics for not for fucking a relationship book which is like they have to focus on the relationship now they have no choice then one that's pandering to the issues of

today which is you know fucking no matter how you feel about the issues of today it's just like I got I got it yeah I got it everywhere yeah we all got it but I but that's whatever man like but but I don't but there are people who are like I'm excited to read about but These sons and in a and his relationship foibles and good they got a book for you But are they guilty of just sticking their toe in the water and not going all the way jumping in the pool? They should they should have made him trans no, but that would be fucking No, but like he's he likes he likes peanut butter and jelly. Yeah, you know, but like instead of being making it his son want to just make it Superman and like jump in the pool all the way. Just don't do that to suit man. He's got 80 years of

continuity. That's totally he's oh yeah, I'm getting married. A lot of dudes. Yeah, Yeah, but do people want to see that from Superman? Like him cheating on like, not cheating. Going to the parkway, you know, figuring it out. There's an understanding. I don't know if people want to see that. Oh, then, yeah, then you have, you find out though, that like Sloother was using a mind,

the warping. To turn. Yeah. Like, it warped his mind so he's like, I'm gay now. Not warping. Guys, support it's a bad word Like it was it was maybe maybe a super concussion. Yeah Sure, I mean I gotta be honest. I'd read it. I'd have to read that book But there just seems like they're kind of like

Just dipping their toe and instead of just being like okay We're not just gonna like create these new characters and call them Superman or Aquaman just make Arthur Curry. Well, I mean that's isn't that the argument though That people are saying like stop changing our characters make up new characters and that's what they're doing But they're using the the names of the iconic names to They got to do it, but like, I mean, you can't fault them for that, but you're just, I'm not, I'm faulting it for just not going all the way. Just go all the way.

I think they should have made John Kent trans. I think that would have been a, that would have been a fucking, not that something I'd have to read, because then you're like, wait, so they have to use kryptonite knives to, to like, do the gender reassignment surgery. You see what I'm saying? Like right away, like what it's going on here. Yeah, who would you get to do? Who would you and list to do the operation in the DCU? Ray Palmer. Oh, the Adam. Yeah, maybe he's smart, right?

I don't know if he's a surgeon, though. No. Yeah, a lot of fruit flies. I was going to say, why do you happen to stop dancing to the office? Bring some mosquito netting. Get them maintains, he thinks they're coming through the events from another office. Well, he even has a little fruit fly trap set up. We're not even eating in here, it's really bizarre. It's, yeah, it's pretty nuts.

And it's been weeks now. Two weeks. Yeah, so how are they living? That has a piece of fruit even walked through the door here. No. Other than that that that created bananas that's in the back. I don't know. I don't know how they're getting in here. See it sounds like this I wish you so word the convoy with stock because I would be curious to see with the average convoc retis reaction to it is. is. That would be interesting to see, but I guess we'll find out eventually.

I guess we'll see. Like I said, I saw that it got mainstream coverage in the news media. At the end of the day, that's all DC. You won't really want and needs is to get somehow to get people end of the day, that's all DC what really wants and needs is like to get somehow to get people into buy the books because I know that the industry is struggling big time and it's sales wise. I think you're right.

I mean, I think you're gonna see that initial surge. But then after that, it's like, is one bisexual person gonna be like, finally a character for me. Now I'm gonna start reading and collecting comics. Like it just seems like that's like the hook just isn't enough. Yeah, I don't know. I didn't even, like I said, I didn't even realize he had,

because he's under age or is he of age? I honestly do. Since they aged him up from a kid, I haven't read a single story with that character. Like I read the first one that he was, shouldn't say a single story. The first interaction with him and Superman is when he was aged up and I was like,

this character sucks now. Like, remember, didn't they do that to Lobo to turn him into a youngster? He's got a daughter now. He's got a daughter. Yeah, also bisexual. So there you go. Wow, there's a lot of buy going on.

Instead of going all the way. Yeah. Instead of like playing, you know, trying to like, you know, play both sides. I think they are literally playing per on both sides. Yeah, low-boast. I guess everybody that has kids is something the water over in the DC universe. Not in the marvel universe. You don't see it as as much as you see. I don't see Miles Morales making out what any dudes. Says here, in 2016, it was stated that he was 10 years old during the 2019 story arc

you know the unity saga the house of L John was aged up to 16 17 years and given a new Superboy Kryptonian suit of armor so it's so he's 18 so he's 19 according to this yeah I've been this really ruined that character I heard all the big names say he's fled DC to look all the big all the big names. They's fled DC too. All the big all the big name writers. I don't know. Yeah, I'll keep up on new comments. I don't recognize any of the writers anymore. I don't I don't recognize. About the artist too. Like I don't like when I was at the stash when I was flipped through some new books, I didn't recognize really any of the any of the writers anymore either. I mean the artists. Yeah, wait You know what dude we got old. Yeah, it's like music. It's like music. It's alright

Mm-hmm. I can do I got trade you know, I read a lot of trades today. Yeah, yeah, I love I like Yeah, that's my favorite thing is like when a an old Collection comes in of saying you know an old master work. Yeah, like that's a shit like I'm reading now It's just like that's also a sign of getting old. Yeah, but that's the shit like I'm reading now. It's just like that's also a sign of getting old. Yeah, tell me about it. Just keep returning to the same stuff because it was just better. Yeah, I got a collection recently of Marvel team-ups from 1976 and every issue that I was reading in it. I can remember vividly where I was when I first bought it. Oh, yeah. I can remember the trousers I walked into in in in Madeline. I can remember the 7-ers I walked into in Madeline. I can remember the 7-11 that I walked in

and bought the next issue and it's just so vivid and the stories are not that great, but it doesn't matter, I love them. Yeah, it's just kind of cool. Everybody's straight. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, my first thing when I read that Superman that, like, about him being bisexual wasn't

like anything to do with him being gay. My first thought, it's so funny, was fucking hours stuck with this character, because it was my hope that somebody was going to write the aged up, John, out, and bring back the kid. I was hoping they were going to do something where this turned out to be like an evil double and the kids really somewhere being held and Superman saves them and we get that character that we like back.

And I know eventually somebody would have done that because this John character is so fucking lame, but now that he's bisexual, there's fucking no one. Oh, no one's touching that. Yeah, we're gonna do anything but succeed and be a good guy on every possible level. So it's like, okay, well, now we're stuck with this. Now when Superman and Maris married Lois, was that back from when I remember them getting

married? Yeah. So they've been married for decades now. They never tried to retcon that out or he like they did with Peter Parker and Mary Jane. Yeah. DC stuck to their guns and they made them made Lois. Lane on a swollen. My Superman has basically always been married. Mm.C. stuck to their guns and made them made a lot of blame on a woman. My Superman is basically always been married Interesting

Need stories No, like Peter Parker like I could see him being single causing him problems and that's good for the comic book I don't care about Superman going on dates and Like, I don't care about Superman going on dates and stuff like that. Being single does nothing from, I don't care. It's fine, you know what I mean? Speaking of dates and being married, did you see the new bond?

I didn't, you saw it? Yeah, I saw it. I did not see it, I did get a review from Walter. Oh, really? It was better, I thought it was better than I had feared it would be. Remember, I remember on the last episode, I mentioned, you know, I had some some trepidations about that we were going to introduce a new female agent that was going to, you know, school bond and save the day. But boy, it was I wrote that was a red herring because, you know,

she's barely in the movie. And I thought maybe they were setting her up to be, you know, to take the mantle of Bond in the next movie But even that is not the case. I have no idea why they even inserted this new Female 007 into things. Wow. That's interesting. Yes. She was barely in the movie But isn't it like a three hour movie? Yeah, well, I fell in love for it That's why I kind of didn't go to a theater to see it because I saw it was like two hours fifty six minutes I was like, oh man. Yeah, it's a long one.

It's not good, huh? You don't see that. No, I'd give it a C. I'd give it a C. And I've talked to some listeners who are bond fanatics who have come into the new general store and we talked about it and they were like hardcore bonds and they give it an A, they loved it. So, yeah, don't take my review as something that should make you see it or not see it, because a lot of people who love bonds say it was fucking,

they loved it. Are there good action sequences? Can you give it that? In the beginning, and the beginning there, there's a lot of cool stunts and everything, but as the movie progresses, there's a lot of cool stunts and everything, but as the movie progresses, there's a lot less stunt work and like all Bond does in the last half hour, it's just peek around corners and shoot.

Oh yeah. So like he looks upstairs, shoots, he looks across the room, shoots. And he's not given a lot of like intricate stunts to do after the first like hour of the movie and Someone told me that was here a bond fanatic said that that's because he broke his ankle Oh filming the movie and still you can't see guys face onto another stunt man Yeah, I was saying like and I didn't know he was like Tom Cruise. I didn't realize he did his own Yeah 92% it says in a run to be it is 86% audience.

Don't be giving it, do you want to be just spoiler for your know? You can, I really don't care. You have the heard, how's it going? What's up? You must have heard what happens at the end, right? No. Yeah, oh, that won't, I won't teach that one.

Why? What happens at the end? Does he get married? Or does he die? It's one of the two. Someone say it's one of the same, right? Right? That may be, I would say that.

So how's my girl in it, Anna? What's her name? That girl, she shows up in a black dress for like one fight scene. Oh, I don't know who you're talking about. Oh, what's her name? She was in knives out with him. No, I have no idea who you're talking about. There is a couple of female agents that he comes into Oh, what's her name? She was in knives out with him. No, I have no idea who you're talking about. There is there's a couple of female agents that he comes into contact with. Anna D. Irmess, this woman.

Oh, yeah, yeah, I remember the I remember the dress. Uh, she's in it. Um, she, she pops in and pops out. Yeah. And, and really has no ramifications later in the movie It's it's a strange oh really little subplot. Yeah, it has no but it has no like ramifications on them on the plot of the movie her Involvement as well. That's unfortunate. I was like looking forward to I like her a lot. She was good in it. You know, she plays a very green agent first mission Oh, she's double away, didn't I don't know if she's double I should maybe I can't remember what she said,

but, um, but she's just as good as Bond and even on her first mission. Well, yeah, of course. Tell me that. Yeah, but, um, you know, I heard it's making good box office, right? Yeah, yeah, so they say it's they say it's a fitting end to the bond for his character for this actor's run as Bond and they don't typically set up sequels, right? To the next guy. They did say like there was a thing at the end that said James Bond will return

So I guess it's maybe they're gonna go back in time James Bond will return. So I guess maybe they're gonna go back in time. James Bond will return or double o seven will return. James Bond, that's where everybody's like fixating on that. They didn't say double o seven will return. They say James Bond will return. But there is a rumor out there. They say that there's a theory that James Bond is also a fake name given to him. That's not even like his real name.

But then people are like, well, that has to be his real name because it was on a tombstone or something like that. Right, right. Yeah, I don't know. But I mean, I would see it if I were you. That's not even like his real name, but then people are like well that has to be a real name because it was on a tombstone or something like that right right Yeah, I don't know, but I mean I would see it if I were you yeah, I probably just Got him I probably just wait for it to come home because that's a long That's a long especially like when you're throwing in commercials and trailers and everything like you're in for three and a half hours Fuck there's another one. They're all over the place. This is fucking crazy.

My wife says to put out the turgent. Yeah. Yeah, so we're going to put some detergent out. Oh yeah, what does that do? They're like an attraction and kills them? Yeah, I think that gets on their feet Oh yeah. And they're bipods or whatever,

and then they can't move. They can't move. I can't do anything just be good. Why can't I just have an office without through flies? You can't have everything. I'm not holding up. That's the price we pay. We don't ease here. If I had told you we could have an office without fruit flies? Can't have everything. I'm That's the price we pay. We don't ease here. If I had told you we could have the sweet ass office But there's gonna be fruit flies. You would have signed up for that. I don't know if I would have

Maybe we could find another office That's the only thing that's gonna be a problematic issue. It's just gonna be a couple fruit flies It's all I'm gonna be able to focus on Well the other problem was the other day I heard Walt, you wanted to kind of raise the temperature in here a little bit. Because in the studio, I need a place to store my meat, dude. But it was so fucking cold in here

because I came in and left before you got here. And I was like, this is insane. Like the other office is like 80. Like the first part of the office, this part was like 60. I'm not exaggerating, right? It was so fucking cool. I think that's where it doesn't help.

No, it really doesn't like, the air doesn't go into the other office. But if you close the door, it all stays in here and gets very cold, which is nice. Yeah, I mean, I like it. This is my preferred temperature. Did you, uh, if we can get it cold enough too,

the fruit flies can't survive. You know, very long and such cold temperature. Did you, uh, if we can get it cold enough too, the fruit flies can't survive. You know, I don't know. It's such cold temperature. I hope. Don't think of a lifespan of like two days anyway. Speaking of gay end times, your boy Tom Cruise, have you seen him lately?

Can't say I have. You have that really? Yeah. He's extremely puffy looking like a chipmunk What chipmunk yeah, like handsome Tom Cruise age finally caught up on them And I'll show you a picture of him. I was shocked. Oh Puffy what could cause that puffiness age? alcohol use oh

But I feel like that's not him right who knows man this guy's life got a catch from up to him at some point No, they prompted a okay, so here he is Normal and then puffy. Oh, that's Photoshop. No, because I've seen several pictures of them in different places This puffy but still damn fucking sexy. Hey, look, he's better looking than me. Like, it's looking puffy. He is looking puffy, right?

Well, everybody's gonna get a little puffy as a growl. I mean, people wanted to put him on this like, like he's not going about you. Yeah. Yeah. He's never gonna sew any signs of aging. I think it's unrealistic expectations for Tom Cruise. It's unrealistic, but it's like,

it's been a constant in our lives. It's like Tom Cruise has always been good looking. Right. And he's always looked at you. You wait a minute. Are you saying he doesn't look good looking anywhere? Are you willing to go out on that?

I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. But I will him. No, I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. But I will say if I myself, I can't count on you. I never thought it was that good. I'm not on team time. But yeah, I mean, my guy's Brad Pitt. But it does seem you're right.

It seems like when you get older and God, I hope it doesn't happen to me. But like, people's heads get bigger and puffier and like... Well, that could be human growth hormone too. You think so? Does he take that stuff? So that also can try to keep that... I've heard that's what makes people not look like they age either.

And that will make your skull grow. It makes your skull grow, but makes you look young. Well, yeah, because you're... Hydrocephalic. Your obnoxious. That's what Stallone took. And that's what Stallone took. And that's what Barry Bond took.

And their skulls got bigger? Barry Bond's a skull definitely got bigger. Yeah. I didn't know skulls did that. That's so crazy. Well, I think you're talking about the skin and sinew and muscles and all that shit surrounding the skull. You're not saying that their skull size increases.

You're saying they're head, head, head, head, head. Yeah, I'm not a scientist. You're not? Well, I was just listening to you about the whole shit. But I mean, you could look at a Barry Bond's footage from him as a rookie in Barry Bond's footage when he retired, and it's totally different body, different head size. You know, who else looked like that? God rest his soul, nor McDonald. Like, Norm Norm had a very narrow face for a long part of his career and then towards the end, I don't know if it was because of the cancer

or like medications or whatever, but yeah, his, he looked very puffy as well on his head. Probably the medication. Probably the medication. That stuff's hard on the body, man. I think that's probably just a bad lighting on that photo. You know, they got him in a bad angle.

Getting out of, getting out of the limo. Probably right with his head down. No, he was at a baseball game. Yeah, but they've taken the most unflattering shot they could find. That's probably true. Yeah, you know, they probably took 30 pictures and 29 were fucking stunning. The last one was Puffy. I like printed.

Fandracking, asking if it's actually him, because he's so Puffy. Maybe he's packing it on for a role. He's known to do that. Maybe he's just like, man, I'm in my 50s. I want to relax a little bit. Yeah. I thought he was 60 at this point. Is he in his late 50s?

I don't think he's in his 60s already. Because some people think that he maybe had a gut, some plastic surgery, but he doesn't his late 50s. I don't think he's in his 60s already. Because some people I think that he maybe had a gut some plastic surgery, but he doesn't seem like the type, right? Oh, I think he did at some point. You think so? Oh yeah.

Tom Cruise looks like my aunt now. Oh boy. Who said that? Diane 70, somebody on Twitter. Hardly recognized Tom Cruise here. What has Tom Cruise done to his face? Tom Cruise don't even look like Tom Cruise Tom Cruise unbelievable. Yeah, there's another picture of him posing with some guy at the baseball game. He's 59 Yeah, you're right I see that's a much better picture. He looks like Tom Cruise

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I probably tempted to take it no matter what it was. What is this? I don't know. Fuck it. Well, you never saw stones in concert, right? Mick in the gang. Yeah. Do you see some movies about them at times? Three times. Three times? Yeah. Well, if you ever go again, guess what they're not going to be playing. Oh, brown sugar. Brown sugar. I heard about this. How can you dance? Yeah.

I, as many times as I've heard Brown Sugar, and it's been a lot, I've never really thought about the lyrics, I've never heard the lyrics, rather just the chorus pretty much. Yeah, because it's just been around the whole time. It's been around such a good song that you're like. And then when you read the lyrics, you're like, wow, I'm surprised it lasted this long.

Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of whipping and things. A lot of whipping, a lot of slave stuff, whipping at midnight. Yeah. I mean, prime whipping time I suppose. I wonder, but, but, but he's not singing about it. Like, but if you listen to like metal songs, aren't all about death and stuff like that, like.

Yeah, I think death is more acceptable than slavery. Yeah. Because slavery, you're of victim, death just happens. Sure. That's a pretty big song to remove from your library, though, you know, people go to see that. They don't hear that song. Do you think he'll be like, they'll be like, one side of the arena, you know?

Oh, yeah. You know, the Trump side, it'll be screaming. Brown sugar, brown sugar, brown sugar, putting pressure on Nick just saying to say brown sugar. Oh, no, I mean, I could they possibly care? How old are they at this point? They made their money off the stall.

Charlie Watts just died. He's 80 years old. I think I think what's his name Keith Richards is like 79 or 70. Is there a deep cut that you that you'd like to see them replace? Yeah, I wouldn't mind seeing You got the silver it's a real deep. I don't even know That one is and it's it's one of the rare Keith Richards song album songs Wow, you know, it's my favorite Keith Richards song is as little TNA little TNA

That's a good one. I think it does right? That's a tough one to sing in this. I don't know if you could do that anymore. I thought might be retired as well. I don't know. I mean, I won the where you know, well, they could sing now is jump jack flash for two hours. That's the song they played the most in concert. Brown sugar was second is from what I read. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, that's a big hole played the most in concert. Brown Sugar was second, from what I read. Yeah, yeah. So yeah, that's a big hole in the set list. But they've got so many songs.

They could fill that hole pretty easily. I mean, it is a good song. That's the thing. It's a fucking rockin' song. I don't know. Does it feel weird that they're like going after songs for lyrics? Well, I don't think I'm sure that nobody even,

nobody was probably even pressuring them. I'm sure, they just, they know. They probably just was preemptive and was like, you know what? Yeah. No brown sugar. So that was my English accent. I don't know, it's my English accent.

Russian. Yeah. Maybe, yeah, maybe sick and performing the song. Yeah. How could you not be? They've been performing it since what, early 70s? Yeah. I don't even know when the song came out, but probably late 60s early 70s Yeah, I don't know man. Does that mean like I yeah if you pulled them so I mean who cares?

Who gives a shit at the end of the day? They're not taking off the album He's in the middle of the song. It might get retired from the airwaves though 104.3 Could be like that's it. You'll never hear the song ever played on the airwaves again. That's all the second slow, man. The second this came out, I bet you some some that is exactly the re-slope. If you're only going to play songs that you

agree with the lyrics, what's happening to art? Yeah, but hey, man. I think that's why they took the Dyer's, that's our straight song off the air. Which one? We got to move this microwave oven. Or, you know, what they sanitize it, they take the F word out of it, which was the gayslur. The like the gayslur, you said? Yeah, I think that they played they play a clean version. It's funny you should mention that because for some reason I can't remember what the project was but when Sage came home one day, it's like they had to listen to certain songs and that was one of them.

The Dire Straits song. The Dire Straits song. I thought it was so weird, but I guess it's like the teachers of fan and Mary Beth wrote to the teacher. She's like, I'm not sure if you realize this. Like that it was over like that. and Mary Beth wrote to the teacher, she's like, I'm not sure if you realize this. There's two versions. Like that it was over, like that it was gone. Yeah. Geez. All right. There we go.

Nothing, man. Pull it, yeah. The flow. Fucking hide it. It's just so funny, because the people going to Rolling Stone concerts, the people who have listened to that song for decades. Yeah, they kind of, it doesn't mean that to them anymore.

It means, if it ever did, it means something else. But... Do you think they'll continue without the drummer? Charlie Watts? Oh, for sure, yeah. They'll still tour. Why not? No, I'm just wondering if like maybe, like you said,

they're so old at this point, but I fear that if they stop touring, they might. Just die. They might just die. Yeah. that if they stop touring, they might just die. They might just die. Yeah. I hope they keep touring, man. At their age, you know, just write it to the end. Can you imagine, Keele, like, you've toured and you've mentioned how tiring it is.

Yeah. Can you imagine 35 years from doing the same thing? Yeah, but I'm guaranteed that the way they tore is the way they did. The same way. And all it's different when you're a billionaire is opposed to like me. But do you think that like I've not I've seen you up there. You're you're putting out a lot of energy. But do you think that you're putting out as much energy as

Mick does up there? No. As I was saying, like that's for that guy. That age. That's fucked up. It's crazy. Keeps him going like you said, yeah. Yeah. But they're on private jet, private jet,

private jet, every single show. That's the thing that gets you, is a travel. It's not the performing, it's the fucking eight hours on a bus that you don't sleep, and then you wake up in a town, you forget what fucking town you're in, and do I get sleep before the show, and then you don't, and then it's a fucking

then you're back on the bus, it's just like a war, but if you're like, shows over, private jet to the next town on there in two hours, who gives a fuck like that all week? You mean, you still got to shake that booty for fucking two and a half hours? It's impressive. Yeah. I mean, the other guys can just sit there like this. Yeah, keep the bitch in parallel.

So he's alive. But mix got I mean, mix got a standard to live up. He's got to jump around that. He's got to jump around that stage. He's got to gyrate. Mm-hmm. You know, and he can't have an ounce of fat on him either. No.

Like you see, that did the Port-Time cruise? I know. Everybody turned against him. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh, poor Tom Cruise. Poor, poor Tom Cruise. Yeah. I was surprised to hear that in this office, there's an ardent rangers fan who posts on Instagram about the rangers. In this office? I was shocked it was allowed.

Shocked it was allowed. You think he's doing that like a little bit in your face? No, I mean, when you call him ardent, that's a support choice of work and i think he would agree with me he's the most ignorant hockey fan i've ever come across it's all it's uh... absolutely a labor

to have to have a conversation about him with sports even because it just sounds like i'm talking to adult it's all and i am a conversation about him with sports even because it just sounds like I'm talking to adult. And I am. Yeah, it's off his coach himself, 148 who is a Ranger fan. Oh, and for one of the worst reasons he's a Ranger fan because years ago a girl he liked was a Ranger fan. So he became a Ranger fan. Oh, that is lame.

Oh my God. Come on, man. Grow a set of nuts and Oh, that is lame. Oh my God. Come on, man. Grow a set of nuts and fucking root for the devils. Now I know why it's allowed because you couldn't possibly take him seriously. Just come with him. A girl who, you know, that's not in his life anymore, but yet he's still. Yeah, I could see switching, switching allusions is to get like some ass.

It's short, but to keep on years after she fucking knocked it, teed that one. Yeah, I could see switch and switch and allegs is to get like some ass To keep on yours after she fucking I have to teach that would But like I have to like I have to I mean he doesn't even know I do this But I turn my phone off when there's a sporting event because of the because of the the ignoramus when there's a sporting event because of the because of the the ignoramus esque text that come through like that I have to be bombarded with with him asking me questions. Why is this happening? What happened here? Why was that all upside? And you don't want to educate your son. You just don't want to deal with it.

Oh yeah, I'm just like I'm at home now. I was with him all day. It's a question. I need it him all day. That's my questions. I need some alone time. So his fandom is causing you stress. Yeah, you know, he could go online and tweet these questions out to fans of the show. And he would, he would learn all of everything he needs to learn. He'll get him. I had another Tom's story. Tom Cruise? Yeah, Tom Brady's story. Oh.

Looks like Tom Brady's up to his old shenanigans. What does Tom Brady get a block from referee during a win over the Eagles? What do you mean a block? They said that the cameras caught a questionable moment in the second quarter of Tampa Bay's 2022 win over Philadelphia. After Brady threw a long interception, the referee appeared to insert himself between Brady and defensive and Derek Barnett who attempted to block the quarterback while the play was

still live. If you if you watched that video that is complete in utter bullshit. Oh, is it? Yeah. I made a great answer. Now what what teams are doing now, Q is like, let's say you're quarterback, let's say you have a star quarterback, which, or you're starting quarterback, which you don't want to lose. If you throw an interception in the past, the team that intercepted the ball would hunt out the quarterback, because now he's live game and you can block him. You can absolutely drill him there. Okay. Like, there's no like, you know, hitting the quarterback late. Yeah. Which they call now constantly. But now he's fair game to just go and like annihilate.

Uh huh. So what teams have done is like they've instructed their quarterback to be thrown in reception, run off the field. Really? Yeah. Which is not the most manly thing I've heard of football game. I haven't seen this happen yet, but some coaches have said, like if you're Tom Brady, you don't want to get knocked out of the game or knocked out for the season because some fucking

300 pound line-ins. It's vicious that the line-in would even do this just to take them out. Yeah, I mean, if you knock them out, you got a much better chance of winning the game. Yeah, but we all instance, Brady is not even looking to go tackle the guy who intercepted the past. He's just sitting back there and wants no part of it. And I believe the ref would probably do this for Andy quarterback. Obviously, he knows what the opposing player is trying to do.

And fortunately for Brady, one of his big giant lineman saw it and came over and stepped in and got between him before anything else could happen. But that's what the... So not nearly as scandalous as it sounded? No, not at all. I believe if it was another star quarterback and another team, the referee would look out for that player's interest, especially if the quarterback isn't even trying to get active into the play. He's like, he wants no part of it. He knows he's not going to be able to make that tackle. He knows he doesn't want to get caught up in that mess

of humanity that's, you know, that are, you know, now it's a, what's it called, a fire drill because it's so scattered once an interception is made because now offensive players have to become defensive players and they've never tackled anybody so it becomes like it becomes chaos and they don't want a star quarterback at the face of the league going down in a such a fucking bizarre shitty play it's amazing that more people don't dislike tom brady He's such a winner that you would figure people would say.

Just like quite a bit. Is he really? I mean, anytime I hear anybody talk about him, it's like glowing. No. Well, I always hear it's like you can't deny the guy's skill and record, but I think a lot of people don't like him, right? No. But he's not denyable in terms of his talent.

I haven't been anybody that says he's not, you know, what he claimed, whatever he else claims he is. I think it's hard to deny it at this point. If there's anybody out there, you can contact came used to listen to your solutions. I'd rather listen to that than get up. Telling me why he's not, you know, after all the championships and all the all the records

There's He hasn't looked puffy yet either not at all. Yeah, that's one jawline. That's not gonna get puffy strong There was The Halloween can I know you love Halloween? Oh favorite holiday? Halloween display at say of triple murder removed after criticism. And it appears that Walter, I really wanted your opinion on this because you have a good barometer for this sort of thing. So the display outside of home included three graves, don't surrounded by police tape and evidence marker next to a baseball bat silhouettes on the front door and help us scroll them dripping. Does that get him?

Help us scroll in dripping red paint. The display also included what appeared to be bloody handprints on the front window. Now nearly 19 years ago, then 17 year old John Seasling struck his mother. 42 with a baseball bat and then stabbed her in the neck. He also beat and stabbed his 15 year old sister and knife to six year old sister in the neck. Oh my god. All three were killed in the brutal attack. And then the homeowner said that the home has been in her family for decades and she raised her children there. I guess they had been renting it to the kids. So this house where this murder took place now, they have a Halloween display that kind of commemorates it. Kind of. That's an incredibly

bad taste in my opinion. Yeah. Incredibly bad taste. But you have to take into account like Lizzy Bordenhaus. Yeah. It's a good example of like, like a murder was executed there and people now go and want to spend extra money to stay in the room where it happened. Yeah, well, like, is this too soon? Yes, that's what I was going to say. It all comes down to when the crime was committed. If the crime was committed in the 1800s before the risk

of fucking electricity, people are willing to allow it. But if you had a murder, I was committed in the 90s. That's, that is really, really poor taste. It's, and she said that they were friends with them. Like she was friends with the people that she rented the house to. Yeah. Yeah. That's a sicko.

Yeah. If you're able to do that about people you knew, I don't know. I think it does say something about you. That's a little bit like callus. Yeah. You wouldn't like if you got knifeed in the neck, you wouldn't want somebody sitting like the next people sitting up a little display outside your house. It's because of my job that if I got knifeed in the neck, I'm sure I'd be the butt of jokes.

Fucking decades to come. There's so I'm gonna get respect in life. I don't expect any of that. So there's this game that I was like sucks. I'm fucking really miserable. What will we say? But there is this game I was coming up with that involved Troy. And it was involving unsolved mysteries and unresolved cases. And the real cases, real mysteries.

And I was bringing in the aspect of fictional detective slutes and cops that would that would be part of the game. And this place of the story, this is how I feel, you know, I made the right choices like one of the unsolved mysteries I was like, absolutely not, I will not use was John Boney Ramsey. Because you can't make life something that fucking horrific but I did try me but I did the Lindbergh baby Lindbergh baby because it's old enough because it's so old I feel people wouldn't be it wouldn't be that offensive or

wouldn't be that like this is not cool to make to make to use in a in a game of that will probably elicit some jokes. Like I felt no fucking way would I ever use. Let's cool this shot. Yeah, John Bonnet Ramsey. But the Limburg baby, which I don't think people even know the aspects of the case. They don't know the aspects and I think the two,

the thing is like, you don't know what the fuck the Limburg baby looks like. You say John Bonnet Ramsey poop, you immediately conjure up that picture, and you're like, oh, that little girl who got killed by God knows who. Yeah, so that was my moral barometer. You know, so if that guy had asked me

about who put that Halloween display, I would have told him, probably no, don't do that. If it were, say, you're like your next door neighbor, would you advise them to take it down? Or would you just be like, fuck, and all this mind-roll business? I know this is a shocker, but I don't really have that many in-depth conversations with my next door neighbors

that I could go over and... Oh shit. I really don't, I really couldn't go over and have that kind of like, you know, a heart to heart like you know, we need to sit down and let me tell you what the other people in the neighborhood are talking about. That would be the biggest part of it's like like I don't want people driving by my house

and maybe they think it's your house, something comes through your fucking window. I don't want to deal with all the shit it's going to cause surrounding it. But speaking of Halloween cue, you always used to say it was your favorite holiday because of a lot of the slutty costumes. Has that, have you noticed a, a wane in that or is it still sludder than ever? Well, I mean, I guess it's been years since I've even cared about that. So it's hard to me. No, I didn't know you stopped caring about that.

You might need a little, go into the term I told you to fish around for any spare. The voochoo kills maybe at the bottom of the ball. You know, that was like back in my days when I was like, you know, going to bars and and being part of the party and being part of the fun. Like how could you not appreciate that everybody was dressed up like sexy costumes around. You know, it was awesome. But like now that I don't engage in that sort of stuff anymore, I don't really have an opinion on it. I feel like you don't go online and search for like, you know, just videos.

It was just like a young man going out in the world, you know, hardying, having fun, like appreciating that, that for as long as everybody was cool, the girls would dress like sexy nerds, or sexy fucking whatever, you know, and it's just like, it was like, but you stop putting yourself in the situations and then the benefit goes away. I don't care. I think it dressed like whatever they want. I was relying on you because I didn't know if it was still something that was still common or has that kind of.

It is. I think it's still common. I'll still go to the parade and stuff like that. But I'm always. The gay parade? I actually feel like a podcast with Superman's son at this point. He doesn't like the sexy costumes. He's going to the gay parade. No, I don't even to the parade and stuff like that, but like I'm always- The gay parade? I actually feel like your podcast is with Superman's son at this point. He doesn't like the sexy costumes. He's going to the gay parade.

No, I don't even have a Halloween parade. Yeah, it's the gay parade though, isn't it? I mean, I never saw it as a gay parade. What? To know? I thought like a same in Hollywood. Same in West Hollywood, it's like, it's yes, it's a Halloween parade,

but the gays have come and deared it and turned it into something spectacular. I knew that. Oh yeah, it's just fucking amazing. I mean gays have come and deared it and turned it into something spectacular. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's just fucking amazing. I mean, I've been going since I was like 16. I always seem the same to me. But I mean, there's a lot of gays there, parading, but I mean, you know,

they're dressed up in ghoulish outfits. Is it like, is it like, sometimes it's just body glitter, but they look cool. I don't give it a go for it. It's like, go for it, it cares. I'm down. Is it least orange and black body glitter

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Well, that'll be no big Halloween. That's your big Halloween celebration. That's my big Halloween celebration, yeah. I'll dress like a slut for you. Yeah. So it's cool. No, it's still my favorite. And yeah, last I saw the girls are still dressing up.

They look great. But it's like, you know, it's that thing too now. Well, actually, do you think that guys would be, because the only thing that over ruins that are asshole dudes, who are like, I've always said like if they're willing to wear the sexy nurse outfit, be respectful. Don't give them any reason not to wear the sexy nurse outfit, right? Like that's always an, it's like when we went to fantasy fest and like every Monday, Tuesday,

Wednesday would be so much fun and awesome because there were no college kids there. And then the college kids Thursday and suddenly a girl steps out with the body pain, they're like, yo baby! Yeah, like grabbing out of it. Yeah, you're like, come, man, you guys don't know the fucking rules. Same with like a Marty girl, like you know, you get a girl on somebody's shoulders,

you know, she flashes, and then everybody reaches up to try to grab her boobs. It's like, are you fucking for real? Come on, guys, you're for real. You want her to do it more? Yeah. Then make it as comfortable as possible for her to do it. So there's a line you're saying. Yeah. Okay. No, no, I'm not. I didn't even think I'd

mention it, but yes, the I grew up, but like, is the, but has the line moved though, because now are it would a guy be able just to go like just stare let's just let's just let's just stare at them? just stare letharsely at them like that's great as long as I don't say anything except for why would you laugh at me? you just can't have a spittle hug at all it's all this beard and shit

yeah as long as you don't touch or say anything I think the magic ingredient is not making them uncomfortable I forgot what I was missing I think the idea is to make them as comfortable as possible so they can wear them in one place. Still trust with it. But, yeah. But you, but there, there's going to be some guys that can't fucking, can't handle that

outfit without going. Yeah. No, that's the problem. That's the problem. That's why you have to fucking security. That's why you need. But if they're watching from across the street though. Is that far enough away? With the lecturers like, you know,

I guess like girls don't feel like breathing on them and like, go ahead. Yeah, it's fine. Okay. But you can't dress up in a sexy outfit. I'm not expect people to look at you. What's the fucking point of dressing up in the outfit? I don't think anybody's saying that.

That's fucking absurd. But you gotta handle it. Yeah, this one is not a gross fucking old man though. Right? It's a hot college kid. I don't think anybody's saying that, that's fucking absurd, but he's got a hand. Yeah, it's not a gross fucking old man though, right? No, it's a hot college kid. I don't know if any, like, uh, you're giving take at that age, like when you're in the mix, but I don't know what staring is. I think I can do a special plant. He just shouldn't get out.

Yeah, look at that. Oh, yeah, just looking at her. How long is the glance before it crosses a line? Well, it depends over 20 seconds. 20 seconds has a lot. That's okay, all right. That's five seconds, and then every feels weird. Alright, two seconds.

Yeah, look, can you get it all in in two seconds? That's a great thing about the Halloween parade, but it's everywhere. It's five seconds in every direction, and you get it all in in two seconds? Well, that's a great thing about the Halloween parade, buddy, it's everywhere. It's five seconds in every direction, and you get what you need. You can always circle back, too. But the thing is, maybe it wasn't even like, maybe it wasn't even going there,

because I always had a healthy amount of female friends, and they would get dressed up, and we would go out. So I would see my friends dressed provocatively, and that, you know, it's not real, you know what I mean? Like, I'm still in my, so you were like, you got kind of numb to it? No, like those are the people I were looking at. Like we were part of a party already.

So my friend, Justin came out and she was dressed all sexy and shit like, you know, how I get stare out and go, if I walk, it to get this fucking friend. But I'm just saying for guys like me who have never been in those situations, like what is the time limit before you should turn away? I think you know.

I don't. Now at our age. Yeah. First is like I said, like 30 years ago. Yeah, what's the time limit before someone looks at you? What's your problem? Just from looking. Oh, man. the time limit before someone looks at you? What's your problem just for looking? Oh, man. Am I experiencing it's two seconds?

It's hard to wake up. Really? Yeah. Okay, all right. It could be like a hot group of people at the end of the bar and you could like, but don't talk about Halloween though. Look. But a concentrated stare.

They're going to sell this information. I need a lot of guys need this. Really? Yeah! I need to hear this. Definitely. Guys, I've always said like the only way you're gonna get more of what you want is if you treat them respectfully. There should be a barcode. That's why if girls fucking send you naked pictures themselves, you don't fucking show it to anybody.

You don't tell anybody. You keep her comfortable so she keeps playing with the phone. How do your friends know you'll play? They know. How do they know? They know. You could tell them. This is the downfall of every high school kid who bangs their high school teachers. They got to show pictures to their friends and immediately they get boasted. If they would just keep it under wraps, you could keep going to the well. That's it, that's the best well of all. Yeah, you gotta just treat people like respectfully and allow them to act as loose as they want.

But if you see a costume, that's so off the charts. Yeah, like what? I don't know, like which blue? I maybe it's a sexy Tom Brady, female. Okay, so I'm just saying for me. And I'm at this bar and it's like you know what would be the what would be like stop you gotta just look over and then like what's my what's my 24 something how long would you look if your wife was not at all

I pulled my eyes out I pulled my eyes out. Yeah. Strausing geometry compass. You know, I mean, I think that you really don't want to like... Two seconds? Yeah, you could probably get away with a little more. But I wouldn't... I would...

Just say what two seconds is, one Mississippi, two Mississippi. That's it. Yeah, you know, I wouldn't go much more than five. I got to be honest with you. Five's pretty long. Yeah, yeah. I got bad eyes, too. I mean, I can't can't see shit. Half your time is put on your glasses. Yeah. Do I have time? Can I take my like, is that a bad move to take the glasses out and then like,

and then like, clean them off quickly. Is that count as my two seconds or is that not count? No, you're not looking and that's prep or. Very important. Those are magnifying your eyes. Yeah. Wow. All right, these are things that a lot of guys need to know. They don't realize this. I mean, we knew it then, but the way we wouldn't be going through all this fucking sexual

harassment shit. Well, anybody that's listening to this show, I mean, I've been beating that drum for a decade now. Like, I've always said that. Right, I mean, I've been beaten that drum for a decade now. Like, I've always said that. Right, but I'm talking about like to live the nuances. This is the timing stuff like that. Really, nobody has ever, I don't think ever brought up. Like, how long is too long to take a peak?

And 20 years ago, you might have said 10 seconds. I also think we shouldn't, why don't we ask like, you know, a girl? No, we know better. Like, I'm just giving girl? Because I'm not. We know better. Like I'm just giving my opinion. I think that you're pretty much spot on. Yeah. I would trust you with this type of

place. I always try to err on the side of like, of, of, Has anybody ever said, like, if you look too long and ever been, and said something? No. So I mean, so obviously you know. Yeah, but what if I left a few seconds on the table? Ah!

What if I couldn't get eight, nine seconds, and I'm leaving that behind? It's a science. Yeah, like what if these are girls like, I don't know, take 20 seconds. Yeah. And I'm fucking here, spurt now to two, two, three seconds.

My great. You can't even like, you can't, and don't ever use excuse. Well, she's wearing a costume. I mean, I'm admiring a costume. That's not going to fly, right? Even the fact that she's dressed in some crazy costume. Well, I mean, here's the thing. If she's dressing in the sexy Tom Brady, what is the point of dressing in anything like that unless you want people to look at you Well, that's yeah, that's the I thought you flip side of the coin. So on Halloween you might be able to

Yeah, I'm just talking about Halloween I'm not gonna stand out there. I'm just a costume element to it because like if somebody was walking down street Just as Batman and look like fucking Batman you'd be like whoa cool costume and look you know what I mean and you wouldn't go Who are they selling me to I I think it's pretty obvious. I mean I'm not no self-respecting like who would dudes going in there be like yeah that one with the Dick Grayson's fucking junk hanging out Boxing ring I'll take that one I mean I would imagine to the to the to the female audience that that comics definitely has great Then can we put starfire back in a old costume then? I'm not angry. Yeah, I just fucking do it.

Let's fucking do it. Well, I starfars not only are her old costume, her old purple metallic, um, skinny. No, she doesn't weigh that anymore. Yeah, it's gone. Well, I heard Ritzonia has to retire the metal bikini too. Why?

I think she's getting a movie and she's not going to be able to parade around in that metal bikini. Can't her walk? Well, I don't think it's, I don't think the people making a movie are going to go in that direction with the metal bikini. Canter will. Well, I don't think the people making a movie are going to go in that direction with a metal bikini. Yeah. I mean, it sounds like a wasted opportunity to me, but me, you know.

Probably wouldn't work anyway in the real world. Yeah, but I'm not going to the movies in the real world. I mean, who wears a metal bikini like when you're in a sword fight? You know, every night you knock. Who the fuck has sword fights? Well, she's a, she's a, she's an illicit barbaric age. Yeah, but she was always conceived of,

so don't make a red Sonya movie, because that's what she is. That's it. Like that's what she is. Don't make a red Sonya movie. Make a female fucking Conan movie. But some will say that's not, like red Sony is not just a bikini. It's so like, you know, that she is just as good

as any other sword fighter. She was on on par with Conan. It sounds like they did that in the 70s. So that to me is legit. Yeah. They made her that killer of a sword fighter. Sure. So she was on par with Conan.

Right. And she only wore a little bit more than Conan did. Because Conan warned the loincloth, she wore just a metallic bra and a little metallic. Great panties. Why do you think she was so popular? I don't know. I don't know.

But I say, probably wouldn't the work, because it wouldn't, like constantly like. Cut you and like a bunch of. Pull out hair, I would think too. Oh, you know, she's not shavings. No, no, it's a barbaric age. The Iberian age, bro. You see her legs, bro?

And armpits. Yeah, she's hair. They never drew her with hair. Show me one fucking painting or panel of red Sony with armpit hair and her hairy legs. She's red Sonya. She's going to want everybody to know that the drapes match the fucking carpet.

Yeah, but she's got a landing strip, I think. At the very least, right? Yeah, I don't know. I think she gets rid of it all. No way. Come on, it's red Sonya's stream line, man. But it's different, it's her fights. You're right, though, like if it is a metallic, the key and you don't want to get it pinched,

it would be better to shave, so like you don't have the risk, run the risk of getting pinched at all. We all know that that shit came in the Vogue in the 2000s. Not back in the fucking. 14 hundred. You think you were in the shave before the year 2000? Not girls. But there are legs and stuff.

I don't know if like, what are you talking about? I was a teenager in the 90s. I guarantee you they were shaving. Yeah, but you see that old stuff, that old. Oh, 76. Yeah. Yeah. Well, fucking, yeah. Red Sony was 70s, but fucking 14 70s Is that a armpit hair? She doesn't like hair, which means she's tidying up. Oh, yeah, you know what?

Yeah, I Didn't even think about that, but you know, it would be hard to see the red He's just strax so you're saying it's there. It's probably It was part of her thing like she distracted by being so hot in a bikini that guys were like they didn't take her seriously and then she just... Oh, probably absolutely. So it's a part of the character, man. Yeah. What I'm saying is like just why make a red Sonya and then change one of the main things about

the character. Like what's the point of making that movie? Because the character popular enough that it's like, we gotta do a red Sony movie. Or it could just be something else. It did a totally different character. How about why is it a character popular? How much weight does it the name carry, red Sonya? I think it's one of the more popular

sort of fantasy character names in existence today. I think it's Conan. Fuck who's after Conan and it's maybe red Sonya. I think it is Red Sonia. Or King Call or, you know. But my thing is like, well, then you don't wanna make a Red Sonia. You can't be like, I mean,

it's like what's the point of being like, I wanna make this into a movie, but I don't like one of the main things about it, so let me change it. Well, I think it's doable though. I do think that that's a small aspect of the characters persona. Yeah, maybe, right. I do, I think that, I don't know if it's doable though. I do think that that's a small aspect of the characters persona. Yeah, maybe you're right.

I do, I think that I don't know if it'll be good. I mean, they did read Sony movie already. Yeah, Bridget Nielsen, right? Yeah. Did she have the bikini? No. Had that to. Tell them to eat Dave. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha No, well that would have been a genius ending. Why we got one other in?

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I remember when I first got out of rehab, I had it for some reason. Yeah, like I would lie there and bet it, I could just feel like my legs shaking and there was nothing you could do about it. Like I've got a chance to know. I don't know if they were not like it like I couldn't like visually I couldn't see if they were yeah, but I don't know COVID-19's latest bizarre side effect restless anal syndrome a New Polish medical report by doctors in Japan has revealed a mysterious condition

Associated with a disease called restless analis syndrome and is likened to more commonly discussed restless leg and it describes exactly one seventy seven-year-old patients afflictions. Just one. Just one guy. Now, is he just saying this for attention? What are the symptoms? I guess your analis is... It's just vibrate.

It's just switching anus? Let's see. He told physicians that he began suffering deep anal discomfort in the area between his inus and genitals, prompting him to the essential nerve, essential urge to move his bowels, which gave him no relief. The patient observed the physical activity seemed to relieve his stress, ainess, while lying low only increases discomfort. And it also spiked in the evening hours.

A colonoscopy showed that the man had internal hemorrhoids, but that didn't explain the spasms. His nervous system also seemed to be working order. I don't know. I would just be like, yeah, that's why. Yeah, that seems like it. I'd call it a day if I was a doctor like, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the reason why. It's probably that.

Yeah, your hemorrhoids, bro. Yeah. So he's a Japanese guy. He was given a daily regimen of the sedative clause. Yeah, clonin. Clonin was a pimp. Clonin pin to help relax his anal muscles. And he's continued to improve after 10 months of treatment.

He did have COVID, I guess, because that's how he got to. I would think you would need more examples of this to call it a one guy seems like not enough guys, right? That would seem a little jump in the gun and saying that this is a this is a thing that could happen from Kate. Yeah, haven't even make it to news. Exactly. So a weird one. This is even rare. Rare complication from a catheter may have made this man ejaculate through his anus for two years. He spent two years.

Is that the first time in medical history that an anus is ejaculated? I believe so. I mean, at least, I just want to get off this planet, at least you're only ejaculate. I'll let you in. I'm going to say the opposite.

Like before you die, you want to make sure you have an anus ejaculate. I just want to stop hearing about shit like this. I thought you weren't experiencing everything. No, I don't have any more. No? No, it's over now. I thought you want to experience everything. No, I don't know. Not anymore. No. It's over now. I think I don't really want to hear about the guy like the one guy who's got a twitchy asshole and it's making news anymore. I just feel like is that what we're at?

I come to you guys for any of the stories. God damn society, but that's what we're at. We're just printing news about fucking one guy's twitches ass. Holy fuck. That's my pre-whip with. But this thing now with, now this is might be like the, like a mutant, like if his, he has two body parts now that can ejaculate. Mm-hmm. It says the 33 year old man went in for a CT scan

of his pelvis doctor so that he had a rectal prostate fistula, a rare condition where the body develops a hole that connects the rectum with the lower urinary tract and creates all kinds of problems Like shit in your past and all kinds of ones one man's problems is another man's pleasures really Is that me got like a leaky butt only if you get it stimulated. Yeah, if you're getting busy Who is it always getting busy with that blue tube? Shoot, come out of your ass. That, that's the thing.

You got to put a tampon on your ass. I guess so, that would be a rough one to go to the doctor and be like, uh, I got it. You fuckers got old on me, man. But when we started this podcast, you were talking about fucking water games. You were talking about, uh, brown town. You were talking about all this, all these weird shit that you guys are like

We yeah anything anything goes. Yeah, now I'm telling now there's Possibilities that your but holes can have Adjaculations and you're like this is a turn-off I mean, it just sounds like you just was come leaking out of your ass. I don't know that that's like something I'd ever be an amazing I don't know that that's like something I'd ever get behind. It could be an amazing, they think of the old face you'd have. It could be 10 times the ejaculation you have now. It doesn't seem like that's what's going on. It seems like a pipe is disconnected to something out.

And like it's just moving around. So am I turning it into something it may not be? It may not be as... I don't want to ruin it if you just seem really excited. I mean, you know, if he wants to get down with the brown go for it, I guess, you know, I mean, you're talking about a guy who doesn't even want to look at girls at Halloween anymore. So that's in fact, to the, you know, back to the, I didn't mean to give that impression to the excitement and awe and wonder to that first time BQ.

Yeah. You know, had an admission. You can never recapture that. Or so you thought. first time BQ. Yeah. You know, had an omission. You can never recapture that. Or so you thought. Yeah. Yeah. I thought I recaptured it every day almost.

No, but not that first time. Nothing's like that first time. You're like, oh my god. It sounds so, this works. It doesn't sound good, man. It sounds slimy and dirty. It's just a mess, right? Yeah, you got to clean up after yourself in a new way, I don't know.

Wow, be cute. I'm worried about you. I'm worried about you. I'm really worried about you. You shouldn't be, I mean, I don't think this is the side of anything. All right, so let's say you had to pick one body part to have the ability to Jackyly from other than the regular one. Oh, that's a good thing. So they get you get another body part that can ejaculate you wouldn't want it to be the no, I don't want it to be my eyes. Yeah, yeah, so I was like crying

Oh, I thought I wanted I was I would have gone with the point of finger on my left hand I thought I wanted I was I would have gone with the point of finger on my left hand Well, you know, I this is my down-to-hand if I'm writing I don't want like to eat to run and shit like that Like well, you think you're writing in an erotic letter I don't want to take off the fucking I don't want to take that off the table There are two-setting fucking shooter I might be writing something nasty Right a two-setton sphock and shooter, you know? I might be writing something nasty. Write something good.

It was the last time you wrote, you wrote out on paper something you're wrong. Believe it or not, you'd be surprised. Even if you were talking on your phone, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you used the non-dominant hand in your pretty way. No, pretty well. Then you could do fun sex tricks.

Like, just when you're about to finish, like you point like a gun at a face and be like bang bang and then like you get out of it. I don't know, that's not. You're a facial. But it's not a roginess zone though, your hand, is it? Your finger?

Not yet. I thought you would go with more roginess because it's also it's, you're not really thinking about society though because now that's a part of your body that is anybody could see ejaculate which is fucking gross. Well I don't know about you. I'm not sure if you're out public and all of a sudden your finger starts coming. I didn't mean to give you the impression that I never cared about society so much.

Sorry. But the fact is that you know what I'm not going to be in a restaurant just coming. What if you shake hands with a sexy waitress? Yeah, what's going on? Say you like, or you shake hands with a sexy chick. So it just starts like, sleeping out a little bit,

then I just gonna napkin and like, yeah, you start weeping. Yeah, I'll pick your knee or something at least, you know, you got your pants to cover it or your head, or your toe, or your toe then. Yeah, that sounds much fun. I don't know, there's something to the The wet stain on your feet. Or your toe then. Yeah, this song is not fun.

I don't know. There's something to the point of finger on the left hand. I think it works. Now can you get a people pregnant with it still? Like he's a little in a chit. Oh, you better be careful. You have to put a rubber over your finger. No, that's like, that doesn't go in there.

Goes in all the places. Okay. Oh, okay. See, well, you thought I lost it. Right. Right. So girls can get it too then. Girls can. Very good.

But if you're going to get your finger, the girl, the, the, the, the females are going to want it in this action too. They want more erogenous, ejaculating body parts. Where should they have it? You don't want it on their finger. Oh, okay. Okay. But if you had your choice though. For them? Yeah. where should they have it? You don't want it on their finger? Oh, okay. But if you had your choice though.

For them? I mean, I probably give the tits. Right? Instead of milk, they're taking the tits. Yeah. I like it. They have back. He's back, baby.

He's back. On a boobies. Look at the light in his eyes. He's what he said. He's a fascinating boobie. I've never considered this until now. I'm not. I'm a talent Steve Dave.

I'm going to get to light his eyes when he said, I'm a jack-of-lady movie. I've never considered this until now. I'm a talent-stift-afe.