Tell Em Steve-Dave - #496: Devil’s Beef

Episode Date: October 25, 2021

UFO cults, Alec Baldwin, Leaf peeping, Walt celebrates.

Oh shit, hope I got fucking gay. I'm gonna count it up. I guess it feels good to get it off your chest. Yeah a little bit. Alright. You're like, you got a piece of crap I can eat. Yeah. Tell them Steve Dave. Hello, welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave. I'm sitting around the all new Tell them Steve Dave offices with Walt. Hello.

And with HickC, he BQ. Yeah, I'm going to hold these hiccups don't intrude upon the show. Do you have a system to knock them out? I try to like focus entirely on them going away and usually it works. I didn't. Mine don't matter.

Earlier today, when I was just giving the advice to go calm and go zen. Think about your diaphragm and it goes away. Work the first time today. Oh yeah? Yeah. So maybe it'll work. I mean, I don't have another one yet, so maybe. There you go.

It's hard to picture your diaphragm though. I don't even know what a diaphragm looks like. It's like a rubber band. I have no clue. Where's the locator? It's right under, it's what makes you breathe, isn't it? Like it pushes the lungs in and out? Oh, okay.

I used to just try to scare my kids. But then I pick up here. I would love it when I heard that they had the hiccups because then I would just, you know, hours later, I would still try to scare them. It's been a cure for a while. They just try to tell them I'm doing it for their good. In the history of hiccups, is that ever worked?

You think? It's good because I do like the sage too. I think it probably did work, because it made someone take their mind off of it, and they realized, oh my god, I stopped hiccoping. I noticed before I got married, there was no hiccoping, no belching, no like, kind of noises, and now that you're married. From your better half, she never, she never led you to hear a, no, never heard anything like that. Feminine sound come out of her body.

No, it's like, she's letting them rip. Oh, yeah. Well, she's not farting. That's not so far. Or whirl, whirl. It's only a little over a year. Or only a year in. So, who knows what's in store for me?

What about you? For your side of it, Have you been preserving the mystery? No, like a couple of times, I think. Yeah. Like one time she walks in on the bathroom in the shower and shit, you know? Well, you're going to bat him in the shower? Of course, you don't. It's your time.

What? Oh, farting. Like farting in the shower. Oh, I see. Yeah, yeah. I've never farted in front of my better half. It's probably smart. Yeah, but I've always tried to suppress it.

I don't think I've ever farted in front of anybody. I've never been- Anybody ever? I've never been a kid that was into laughing at other people farting. And farting on people. Yeah, and there was always kids that were like would do that.

And I would look at them like they were martians. I was like, why is that funny though? I've never been into that kind of like potty humor. And what's even stranger is when it extends to adulthood and like people are still doing it. It's a, yeah. I remember being mystified because I didn't know what was happening, but there was a kid

at the community center where I worked. I didn't work here at the time. I was also a child. And he was sitting, waiting to play pool, and he was a smoker, he was a kid at the community center where I worked. I didn't work here at the time, I was also a child. And he was sitting, waiting to play pool, and he was a smoker, he was a smoke cigarette. He was putting his lighter up to his jeans and putting his legs far back, and he was farting, and he was making these fireballs.

It really works, huh? And yeah, and I was just like, I was, you know, I was only like 12 years old. I couldn't figure out how he was doing it. I was just like, this kid's a fucking magician. Like, how is he doing this?. I couldn't figure out how he was doing it. I was just like this kids a fucking Magician like how is he doing this and I don't I realize it was just it's you know gas. It's flammable I've never seen that in real life He actually it actually he had the pad is jeans down. Oh really? Quite fire for a cinch just pants giggling like a fucking hyena

I think farts are funny man. I think that they had the place in the community. One of those guys, yeah. I don't do it. I'm not one of the guys that runs around doing it, but I love a well-crafted Fart joke. It's like Fart on cell's head when he's not looking. Yeah, I don't really do stuff like that. I don't like it in my personal life,

but in movies or in television, I'm on board. Hey, there's a place for it in comedic history. There is a fucking hall of fame of fart jokes Absolutely, and I'm just not one that like it doesn't resonate with me. I've never been One to ever laugh. I don't think I don't even do the best fart jokes. Just land flat for me. I used to work with a guy in the firehouse who used to in the firehouse who used to, but there's no way to say that he used to get turned on by girls' farts, he used to love it.

Really? Yeah. And how did he tell you this? How did this come on? Oh, he's a firehouse, everybody just put their shit on the table and looked at it. Yeah, he was into that sort of thing. It was something weird about it.

Yeah, like that and like smelly feet, there are certain things that are like, I wonder what happened in that person's life that like the two World's collide the sexual world and the fucking disgusting world Collided and then it became like a thing like a fetish. Amen. I had a When we lived in LA I had a conversation with a with a porn actor, let's say And she told me that like the people that like eating

Like the brown. No, yeah, it's way too far for me But like the people that are into that sort of thing are like She was explaining to me like you're eating a part of the person. It's like a belonging thing But I was like but it's the worst part. Yeah There's no part that I want to eat though. Yeah, look at me had eats don't want. But there's no part that I'd want to eat though. Yeah, look at me had eats on them, maybe a little hair. Oh, no. What would you eat if a gun to my head and there,

like you got to eat a part of an human being, I'd be like, give me some fingernail clippings. Some clippings, huh? Oh, that's swallowing, I'd even chewing them. You probably don't even taste it. You're probably not gonna choke on it either, like you would hair. Yeah, I'd go for that. That sounds good.

I would have been like, I'm going to let you later. Give me a minute. I was like, you know, like how old people, their nails turn like hard and yellow and shit. Like you can barely get through with a saw. That's how my nails are getting right now. I mean, old part of that. I have one nail on my, like, like two years ago, I was at a comedy club and somebody stepped on my tone.

It's never been the same since. It'll grow out and it'll be normal and then all of a sudden it'll go black and blue again. But it's not that hard, thick yellow shit yet that you see with the whole people where somebody else has to cut your nails for you. Is there a way to avoid that? Dying.

No, come on. Is there a nail treatment you can do? Like, surely, there's like, yeah, you can definitely work on your toenails I mean, I've got some of the worst toenails on the planet since since since ten years, you know I don't know puberty just Yeah, just kind of crookedly and

And just not that not that appealing and but you know luckily I I keep those suckers, you know, sucked under wraps. Yeah. Hooded like a hawk. So you never had to go like suck on your toes or anything like that? No. No way. That would be cruel and unusual. And I would be like, you got a piece of crap I can eat.

Yeah. Oh, that's bad. Wow. I've never had any toastsuck in myself. No. Oh, it feels great. Yeah, it's like surprising. I'm surprised at that. Yeah, no. No. Yeah. Not a lot, but no toastsuck and no feces eating either. Well, you did video tape a girl taking a shit one. That's true, that's about as close as I got into a plastic grocery bag. Hey man, whatever dude.

Yeah, I'm not here to judge anybody. I don't think so, I know you know. Yeah. So one of us had a birthday this week. Yeah. God damn. Yeah, another one came and went. Now you have said that you've turned 50 and that's it.

Yeah, once I hit 50, I don't count him anymore. And my wife was about to say, came and went. Now you have said that you've turned 50 and that's it. Yeah, once I hit 50, I don't count him anymore. And my wife was about to say, you know, she was like, test him, he shows you really don't know. It was like, I really don't know how old I am. Do not tell me, I said, I'm not going to do the math. I'm not going to sit there and try to figure it out. I don't want to know.

I'm perfectly comfortable being perpetually 50. Even that. It's apparent. Even that sounds ridiculous, but yeah, I'll just remain 50 until the day I die. So now I look at you right now and I'm like, yeah, if somebody was like, hey, he's 50, I totally believe it. But the day will come when somebody's like, he is full of shit. Yeah, you know, we were talking about comic books was the last week of the week before. You know, we gave a pretty harsh assessment of modern comics a little bit.

So I went into this latest week's batch with an open mind and this guy named Cliff Chang wrote, it's a comic called Catwoman Lonely Sitting. And it's one of these, not used to call it else worlds but now it's just you know set in a different continuity where she gets out of prison at 55 and she goes back to try and be catwoman and like the whole comic book is essentially her complaining about everything hurts and how she's not as limited to anything. She used to be a teacher and I was reading it and I was like oh my god I do feel seen. I was like oh I was like I'm represented. Yeah I was like I was like maybe I'm wrong. I was like I guess I was fucking no although I was reading it and I was like, oh my God, I do feel seen. I was like, oh, I'm represented. Yeah, I was like, oh, I was like, maybe I'm wrong. I was like, I guess I was fucking, no, although I was,

I was, what I said about Superman wasn't that, he was bisexual, it was that he was boring, was the issue. Yeah. But I think I understood a little bit more after reading that. It was so funny, like it was two days after we did the podcast and I was like, oh yeah, I guess people, they kind of do want to see themselves in the countbooks because I'm feeling pretty good right now. Have was that received an old well, it's a really well written story. So yeah, it's part one of I think three or whatever,

and I'm anticipating the rest, but yeah, yeah, just super here is getting old complaining about there are shoulders and shit I'm into it. No, Superman, he's your guy, right? He's my favorite. Yeah. Now recently, somebody brought it to my attention that Superman's slogan will be changing where they wanted to change. Truth, justice and a better tomorrow, a better tomorrow. Yeah. I'm fine with that. You okay? I don't care. But they had done that in the the brand not brand in Ruth. Um, well, the Superman that had the, that was ticked,

that took place right after the 1978 Superman. Remember, it was kind of like a incontinuity. Yeah. I don't remember who that Superman was. He only had one, one shot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Brandon Ruth. Oh, it was okay.

They had changed it then, too, didn't they? Oh, I don't remember that. I remember there being a little bit of controversy as that they had stopped calling it truth justice in the American way. And I had heard rumors that it was a licensing thing that the trademark had laps and they, you know, I can't imagine that somebody had trademarked out truth justice in the American way.

Oh sure, well it came from the radio series on TV show, so I'm sure it was trademarked back then and it just lapsed so they'd like let's just come up with another one. But better tomorrow. I mean, it doesn't sound that bad. I don't even know what the American way means. I don't think anyone else does anymore. Yeah.

So I was fine with it. And he's an alien. He's a fucking like. That's true. But he's middle American. He grew up in middle America though with the middle American values. He still has him. Yeah.

I know. But I think that's where that whole thing, where he became so patriotic in the 40s and 50s. Right. It was just a different one. Do you think that in, let's look at it like these people are real and stuff like that. Do you think like, when Superman made the decision to change it?

Like, do you think he sat down? Somebody was like, Superman, you're gonna get fucking shit soon. If you don't, if you keep saying, if you're going to get a little bro, yeah. And he's just like, what do you mean? I've saved, I've saved the universe a billion times over. Twitter don't give a fuck. Wait a minute. So I should be worried about what people are saying online.

But I like, don't worry about Lex Luthor. Don't worry about brainiac. Worry about like some keyboard warriors. Yeah, we think you got to lose. Yeah, we really feel you have to lose American way. It's not good for your image, man. People on Lincoln. I think if I was super in, I would be like, I don't think I'll stop saying it, but I'm not going to come out.

And actively, I'm not going to say it anymore. I'll meet you halfway. and actively, and actively say I'm not gonna say it anymore. I'll meet you halfway. I'm not gonna say it anymore. I'm not gonna say it anymore. I'm not gonna say it anymore. I'm not gonna say it anymore. I'm not gonna say it anymore.

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I'm not gonna say it anymore. I'm not gonna say it anymore. I'm not gonna say it anymore. I can't say American play anymore. I can't say American play anymore. I can't say American play anymore. I can't say American play anymore. I can't say American play anymore. I can't say American play anymore. Superman breaks all conservative and shit. I was hoping that you'd be a little more riled up. About your Superman. Yeah.

Oh, well, you know what? The thing though is this, man, and this is why I don't get worked up because, and I think you only get this perspective after reading comics for decades. It's all still there. He still says American Way for fucking 50, 60 years. So I can just go back and, like,

you know what I mean? Like it's just constantly somebody called this out. I went back go back and like, you know what I mean? Like it's just kind of something to call this out. I went back to Reddit. Walter and I want to dress somebody, somebody who said something on this, somebody called me and you out, for not knowing comics, because do they call me out? No, they were fine. They were saying that, I mean, they were being harsh. They weren't being like the Reddit. They kids about it. They were just kind of saying it that Superman wasn't always married to Lois that he dated Wonder Woman at the start of new 52 and you and I just skip that and miss that offer.

But we were right and they're still wrong. Why? Because, because, because, because, it's like, he's looking at a sign. Yeah, that's why I didn't, because if you remember, Superman and Lois were still running around from the old universe, were still running around in the background. They were two Superman. 52. In the new 52, our Superman was still around.

And still with Lois, they were living on their assumed names on a farm, and that's where they had their kid. I was going to, okay, but I was just going to try to distance myself from you and you and you. Oh, I don't know that. And say that, like, they could call you out for not knowing because you still currently read new stuff. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. in your compagment and how you do that. You represent yourself. And you know, there is some clarity to that or there's some validity to that because I was living a lie. I was in, the whole time I was shooting compagment, I pretend that I was like, I was like, I adored everything comics including new comics, but I was relying to America.

Wow. I put it out there. That's not the American way. No, I think you don't know how well You know the kind of like wait that that was on my shoulders When people would come in and try to talk to me about new comics when like when listeners are fans of compokman would come in Mm-hmm, and I had to snow my way through it. Mm-hmm. Number 10 like oh, yeah I loved that and I mean I had to be so generic to not give away my the fucking lie. I was living now

You know how closeted teens feel. Wow. So if they're going to call me at you out, I feel like I should be not, call me after lying for seven years. But I have gone on record and said that I don't know anything about it. Okay. You should be exonerated from these charges. Yeah.

I mean, I have to pay the price for lying. Well, you didn't have to admit that because we were right. Yeah, it's okay. I could have kept it up. I guess it feels good to get it off your chest. Yeah, a little bit. What'd you do then, while over?

I did do that much. We went to Atlantic City a couple of weeks ago. You knew that and I think my wife saw the kind of like the a different side of me because I had one at Blackjack. And so she booked another night at Atlantic City for me and her to go up there and celebrate my birthday. And she goes, I know I saw you had such a good time at that virtual Blackjack table that I did it again.

And I was like, all right, I'll go back if they're thinking, just because I won the first time I was beginner's luck. But I took fucking the chop of Canada down too. You did? Yeah. Damn boy. Yeah.

Nice work. I doubled my money. I put in 50. I walked away with 100. That's nice. And I want to be there for those quarterly report meetings. And I don't like to play because I'm a because I'm a very amateur-ish player. Yeah. So there was a couple that was just there the night we went down there. They just wouldn't leave the

table and it's a virtual table. So I don't think a lot of people even like playing that way. Is that the one where they have like the the female dealer? Yeah. Yeah. I enjoy that because there's no. Yeah, I's no judgment. There's no judgment. If I do something stupid, if I make a bad call or hit when I should have just said, I like that aspect of it, but this couple wouldn't leave. So eventually I was just like, I'm just going to go out and down and play. I know they're going to be annoyed when I do some wacky shit in my head that makes sense to me. But in another guy came down and sat down

and I was just taking like doing things that I know was fucking pissing people off like like standing on 12. But I would win though. Yeah, you're you're well. I was trying I was thinking handles like well, I know what these people got. I know she's going to have to she being the dealer is going to have to try to beat that guy too. So why should I fucking take the next card that could be a 10 and up and off? No, no, you are like staying on 12, depending on their, the deal is cards is a good move. Because you always have to assume the next card is 10. Yeah, but yeah, but the next, but the guy pulled the two and then he pulled the 10 and he goes,

well, if I would have to fucking fucking turn up, he took a two. If he had taken to car, he should have took that guy's out of the one. He said, well, I could hear him say it to his wife. I was just like, I felt bad because I get I know that playing me playing at that table. Now, fuck that guy because if you were the type of player that he wanted, you would have hit on two and then you would have hit on 10 as well. And you would have been bust. Well, I would have got the two.

And then you, but then you were had 14, that's the same. Yeah, I would probably stood again. But he's saying most people probably would hit, you know what I mean, probably would have had on 14. I'm not, yeah, I'm not, you guys probably played it way more than I have. But I enjoy playing it and now I mean, I hope, hopefully, and I don't get the bug though.

Oh, no, that's a little jagemling addiction. Number, that's for you, man, if you think you have a problem. Yeah. It's always in fine print on the bottom of billboards and shit you can't even read it I like the idea of like Walt being like a whale now Cop is up to airport class, you know like he goes in and takes like a sheets and towels and shit back up Damn, so it's good. Yeah, it's good. Yeah, I had a good time. Um, I ate at Johnny rockets twice You are living large.

Oh, he's dude. Yeah, and then I stopped at a flea market. Yeah, you did. And then I came home and watched Fenguli, and that was the end of the birthday. He's not a bad one. That sounds alright. Yeah, it's a good time. I'm a...for some reason, I don't know why why school school calendars are very strange these days

For some reason sage has the entire first week of November of So very well. I was like I want to do something. We haven't got anywhere in a while Let's go do something. So I was gonna suggest leaf peepin. Is that too old? What is it leaf peepin? You know, like you go up into New England and you like drive around look at leaves and shit. Oh, no changing colors Oh, okay actually leaf and this it's two words, leaf peepin. Yeah, leaf peepin. I thought it was a one word. I need a piece of your shit. Loaf peepin. You're going, wait a minute. So your suggestion to your 20 something year old wife is let's drive Six hours probably and look at leaves look at some leaves check out some leaves

Well, I don't know if you've noticed this about her though, but she's not thrill a minute herself 27 but she's not 27 got you That'd be a tough one. I just being honest, I would be, like if I got the invite to that, I would be like, oh, I need a quick excuse to get out of this. Right, I think I've catch her. Well, let me, belief-heeping is like, but there's a day made of it.

It's a road trip, you stop and it's side, you get into a cider on the side of the road. A little cider. Yeah, it's like, you make a day of it, it sounds pretty nice, really. Stayed in Nice, maybe, a bed and breakfast, maybe. Yeah. Keep all the other residents awake all night. You, it's like you make a day of it, it sounds pretty nice, dude. It's a nice, maybe a bed and breakfast, maybe. Yeah. Keep all the other residents awake all night.

You went to Salem, right? Oh, the headboard and knocking for Halloween, right? Yes, I have. Is it fun? Is it like a blast up there? It's really fun. I'd love to get up there one year for that. You don't want to go to Salem, I don't think, in any month, other than October, because October

is when all the shit is going on, unless you want a very scaled down version. You go on the summer and nothing's going on. Like September, you got some stuff going on, but like November forget it. Once Halloween is done. Dead? Yeah.

Because they have this big square where they set up fake witch burnings. No, that would be awesome though. That would be fucking, I couldn't miss that if they were doing that. They do have what Gallows Hill there? Well, you've been there. I've been there, yeah. Yeah, they have like Gallows Hill.

They have the Salem Witch Museum. They have... They have a St. Tannic Museum. Oh, I remember you went. He wasn't there. Yeah, I couldn't recommend it. There's another place I want to go to. It's called Count Orlox Nightmare Gallery.

Yeah. It looks cool, doesn't it? Yeah, it's like a wax museum for monsters. Oh, that's so bland. Yeah. Yeah. So did she sound receptive to? Well, I haven't suggested it yet because she's like, I want to do something.

Why? Why are you keeping it in your back pocket, Larry? Because she just said it to me. I took a nap so I could do it. That's like I didn't bring it up. Have you guys gone leaf people? Not yet. Ever.

Never. Have you ever gone on your own Not yet. Ever. Never. Have you ever gone on your own? What made you think of this? Because I'm like, she's like, I want to do something. I'm like, I don't want to spend a bunch of fucking money going the Florida and shit. I looked at the flights and I'm like, I don't want to go there for a couple of days and spend two grand.

And like around here, I'm like, what are we going to do? Can't you peep leaves here? I mean, not yet,, I'm like, what are we gonna do? You know, so can't you peep leaves here? I mean, not yet, because there's like, it hasn't been cold enough yet, but up there, probably up. You want the yellow and the reds and the brown. The orange are fiery reds, yeah, all that. All that shit. Are there any leaf peeping podcasts?

I don't know, I should look it up though. Yeah, I kind of want to listen to one and I want to know what the topics are. If not, we'll start the first one. one and I want to know what the topics are. If not, we'll start the first one. Space one keys presents leaf-peeping. I think that's it. I think that's it.

It just sounds like something someone does in the twilight of their life though. Well, I think it is usually. I don't know, man. You can go for some nice fall hikes, man. Oh, you're getting out of the car, you just drive. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, we'll get out of the car. We'll get out of the car, man. If we make it as far as Maine, you know, go for some nice fall hikes, man. Oh, you're getting out of the car. You just don't know. Oh, yeah, yeah.

No, we're getting out of the car. We're getting out of the car. If we make it as far as Maine, you know, go get some lobster. Mm-hmm. I don't know how it is. Leaf peeping in the early years, Apple podcasts on the app. I think it might be an episode. I mean, I can't imagine a podcast exclusively week after week

dedicating itself, especially in the off season. Yeah. If you travel a country, you could do it, you know Because you're seeing different kinds of leaves because you have different trees that are native to different states. That's true People really get turned on by that. We should have to turn Patreon into exclusively And that's a phrase you didn't make up. Oh, I didn't make that up. I never heard that people. I mean the leaf peepin Yeah, it's been around for a while. Trying to figure out how we can see on the end of it,

but I can't really, oh, leaf peepas. There you go. Yeah, that'll do. Nice, it's set. You wonder if it is trademarked. Leaf peepin? Yeah. I don't know, everybody's using it without authority.

I know that. Let me just hold on. Leave to pull a gene Simmons and trademark it and pull it out for the rug from everybody who's using it right now. That's it. Hold on. Leave to pull a gene Simmons and trade market and pull it out for the rug from everybody who's using it right now. That's my dollar sign. That's very exciting. I don't know, man.

It sounds like a fun day to me. I think if you make, if you, if you, obviously the whole day can't be built around going and just looking at some trees and walking away, like you got to build in the high game. Got to see. Yeah. Well, all right. But he, yeah, he didn't paint a very colorful picture. No, we didn't. It just sounded like, you know what?

Because I said it and then sat back waiting to be attacked. But like, do you like cider? Oh, yeah, apple cider? Oh, sure. Yeah, love cider. I've never seen you drink cider. I've never seen you get excited about the sale to be like, drink it every week or every day.

Yeah. But I like a good cider, like a nice fresh cider, go to an orchard and cider. Every fall, it's a big feature in my joint. Yeah, I like to get, I like to heat it up on a port in a sauce pot and I heat it up. And that pour about half a bottle of Jamison in it. I think you like the Jamison when you're like the cider.

No, because I can drink Jamison anytime but like you you spiked the cider with Jamison but it comes together so perfectly and then you sit there before you know it like you fucking hammered. You're gonna live here. Fucking peeps and leaps. It's Eastery. Is that me? Talking to me?

Kill you. Yeah, I actually just bought a gallon of apple cider this week. Now why if you like it so much, why is it regulated only to certain time of the year? Then if you really enjoy it, you would be breaking out the cider, you know, it's almost like a Halloween thing. It's almost like a seasonal type thing. I don't think I would drink eggnog in July. Yeah, yeah, something's just belonging to certain time. like a seasonal type thing. I don't think... I don't think... I don't think... I don't think... I don't think... I don't think... I don't think...

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I don't think... I don't think... I don't think... I don't think... I don't think... thicker apple juice. You just got all pulping it, right? Oh, yeah. It's got that nasty shit in all float in it. That nasty stuff. Yeah, they drain that out. They could drain that out. They could drain it out and strain it. Yeah, you need it, man. That's good for you. All right, love it. Go through your innards.

Clean up your diaphragm. And then you got to, you know, then there's this like, then you, you've poured the jamison and then you taste a little bit too strong. So you pour in some more cider, you know what I mean? Not strong enough. Yeah, not strong enough. You put in more jamison and you sit around the fight.

It's a hit, man. Okay. It's them more jamison and you sit around the fight. It's a hit, man. Okay. It's a hit. Like people when they come over my house and they're not expecting it, by the end of the time they leave, they're all converted. So like, should I be driving? You're like, I don't care.

That's how it sounds like. There's all these people. You're not a good drive street. Just run right into the first tree. I'm gonna take it out of the driveway. Just leaves all over the fucking windshield that you knocked off the tree. Look at him.

He's so beautiful. I couldn't help but you boys notice in these gorgeous socks that I'm wearing. Oh, we got that. Some Halloween socks from Yandes, huh? Yandes, huh? You had another product I even got. Eyeballs and...

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The Chinese are you know? She's phosphorus. Yeah, you'll absorb it into your skin. Next thing you're going to look at. You're going to be glowing your skin. You're going to be glowing your skin. You're going to be glowing your maybe. They're like, the Chinese shape, you know? Cheap phosphorus? Yeah, you'll absorb it into your skin. Next thing you'll glow in your skin.

You'll glow a little bit, and you'll be all freaky in the bedroom. I'm sure if Mian Di isn't using phosphorus late into ink in there. No, dude, there's all natural stuff. They're not, you know, this fucking chemical mixture. It's an orange. And if there's one collection, you don't want a ghost it's this one Q with five new prints

It turned up the Terry you should summon them before it's too late I love Halloween man. Oh, there's my holiday by far and thankfully It's the one holiday that people don't really seem to be going after it's like how it like Christmas It's like you can't say Merry Merry Christmas. Right. Thanksgiving. Fuck it, man. Yeah, it's because it's already been appropriated. We took it away from the past. It's a really an American holiday, I guess, at this point, right?

Oh, yeah. I don't think it's celebrated anywhere else. It is celebrated, but it's only in recent years started getting more traction in other countries. It's kind of like, I mean, like I'm probably wrong, but as far as I always check red it, you'll know. Oh, yeah. Actually, red it's been check Reddit, you'll know. Oh, yeah. Actually, Reddit's been pretty kind to past few weeks.

Yeah. So I have been enjoying going, I actually went to type something to someone the other day and I was like, I'm not that ready yet. I'm not that ready yet. I'm not that ready yet. I don't want people to fucking be mean to me. So I stay away. But I went the last couple episodes I went to see what it would.

We're going to be recording. If you guys love Halloween, I I mean you guys are you you know Excited we're gonna be filming after this our TSD annual Halloween episode. I love it. Yeah, I'm a little nervous You know a lot of moving parts. Hopefully everything comes off and because we don't have a big a lot of time to turn it around You know it's Halloween is next week. It's next Sunday So it was a quick turnaround time to turn it around. Halloween is next week. It's next Sunday. So we're going to try it. Yeah, so we're going to try to turn it around and get it out on Sunday night,

be right before midnight, just so we could say we've released it on Halloween. So nobody could say anything on Reddit. Yeah, I felt good. We've released November 1st. Nope. We released it at 11.55 on October 31st. Well, why don't we release it on Saturday night? Because it's like, it's gotta be cut. It's gotta be, you know, there's gotta be effects

are being put in. Green screen. So you think they need every hour. Yeah, it's gonna be up until the last minute the finishing touches we'll put on because obviously we're not gonna half-ass it. No, hell no. Yeah, we got makeup, we got costumes,

we got green screen effects, special guests, devils, demons. How much longer can we get away with calling Sunday Jeff a special guest? You think? Hahaha. Hahaha. Well, you know what? We got a special guest that hasn't been seen since 2015.

Wow, that's nice. Whoa. Yeah, so that is- I don't even know who this is. You don't know who this is. Yeah. That's dollar-save. Oh, I still. That's pretty cool. Did you not jack it? Whether you're out running a killer or being abducted by aliens, this Halloween be comforted by the fact that your undies are sustainable in the softest in town.

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Yeah, he doesn't take profit, doesn't take. He paid them and like wipe his ass from his, just Jason forget about it. We guys got that job, but what orderly has to fucking wipe Michael Myers of serial killers asshole. I know That's a How much is this pay wait a minute? other serial killers who are

Real serial serial killers. Yeah, they don't get their asses wiped. No, but Michael Myers is kept on deal with it No, he's like he doesn't move like when he's in prison Yeah, he just sits like he sits in a chair and basically Stairs the window the whole time. Okay. I like said I've only seen Halloween really. Yeah, he just sits like he sits in a chair and basically stairs in the window the whole time. Okay, I like said, I've only seen Halloween three. Yeah, we're gonna do that watch along. I mean, you and Keeho, we're gonna do the Halloween watch along with you. Yeah, why don't we do that for next Halloween?

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Speaking of Halloween, this wasn't really Halloween related, but the other morning it was like seven in the morning and I usually get up at like seven oh five to get to see it's ready for school. So it's like a five minute window seven in the morning she burst through the door. She's like, Dada, a demon's knocking on my door. And she has a She has a cross in her hand. She went to Michael's. I think she went with Mary Beth and she like, because on Annabelle, that's how they ward off Annabelle is with a cross. So she saw it like on the wall. She's like, I need that. So now she hasn't hanging above her bed. I think the demon was the cat scratching like I thought I'm pretty sure that was the demon.

Yeah, that may be a laugh fucking kid. It's wild. She's going as a slappy. Do you know who slappiest from Goosebumps? Uh, I'm guessing it's like a killer clown from outer space kind of thing. No, she's a, it's a puppet. Oh, it's a puppet. Yeah, like a dummy.

Yeah, she showed me. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's who she went as this year. Very happy with herself. What do we got here? What do we got? Oh, I wanted to ask you what if If you were when you were young Say 1112 right and your mom wants to join a UFO cult like kind of like

The what was the name of that fucking UFO cult? The Doe and the Hellbop. Yeah. Like do you think you would have been into it or do you think you would have been scared? I would have been terrifying. Oh, would you?

Yeah, because I mean, even then I knew that, you know, it's all bullshit. And if like, if my mom was buying in, like that she wants to join a UFOFL cult, yeah, I would be very fucking like, I would be, I think I'm savvy enough for you and as a 10 year old to know that like, you know, she needs some serious help.

Yeah, I think if I grew up around, we probably, I don't know, what about a UFL cult? I don't know, it was some kind of cult we would have gotten swept up in. But it does seem like, as a kid, like when you look at a cult, like as an adult, you can sit there and be like, wow, this is pretty fucked up.

And like, even if you were to like become a part of it, you would just be so skeptical the entire time. Like, I don't think you have the mind, like you personally, well, I don't think you have the mind to buy into that shit at all, you know. But as a kid, it just seems like it would be fun. Like with other kids, you know, all the kids are running around talking about UFOs and shit. Aren't cults usually though, just designed to get one guy fucking laid and paid and everybody

else is kind of living in huts and shit. Basically, it seems like where, yeah, I wouldn't have enjoyed it. Like if I'm that guy, yeah. Well, you're a kid, you can't be that guy. You'll eventually be that guy. And every prediction that the cult leader makes never comes to fruition. And yet you still never waver in your faith.

I mean, that's fucked up. That's a weird, like when you're a part of a Doomsday cult and the Doomsday come and goes, and they're like, what happened, man? I thought we were supposed to be dead. Didn't that happen though. Didn't we just see that like in a less than a decade? Yeah, it happens all the time and the excuses started flowing. I think they just stop They stop report like reporting on it because it happens so frequently that it's like almost a non-story anymore. I don't know UFO cult sex cult

story anymore. I don't know. UFO cult, sex cult. All good people lost, man. Yeah, like if you we watched a wild wild country, right? No, I love the route. And she's oh, it's great. You should watch it. Yeah, I think I caught some of it here and there. Like it's there in the deserts, they book guns or something. Yeah, they're working. Yeah, they basically, it's because they brought in all these people from different walks of life. So it's not like, they brought in a bunch of people and they're living like in the Hutton's.

And it's like, there was an Indian woman that was high up and yeah, that kind of so. Sheila, but it's like they brought in engineers. They brought in people who knew how to do construction. They brought in people who knew how to do cement work and block work and all this other shit. So it's like, they brought in a bunch of people who had the ability to set up an electrical grid, you know.

And they built an entire fucking town around themselves. Shit, you know. So I mean go for it. But it's like when I see the dude, the main dude coming down the street and everybody's like jumping around and clapping and shit. And this is one of his 60 Rolls Royces. Yeah. That's when I'd be like, I don't know.

Yeah. Yeah. That's a thing where like how do people fall for this? It's a big question, right? But they so desperately want a different way of life, I think. They're like, they're so tired of, you know, the rat race relaxable better. Yeah.

You know, like I just want something different. I want something to be mean, like, you know, if you worked at nine to five, it went the last time you worked at nine to five. It's been a while, right? My 20s, yeah. So if you had been for the last 25 years still working at nine to five, you might be like, you know what, this is, yeah, it feels empty. I'll like anything.

Yeah, maybe, like, I know this sucks and is soul killing. I don't know, it depends on the job, I guess. I mean, I know plenty of people that work at nine to five is that like, I'll like anything. Yeah, maybe. Like, I know this sucks and is soul killing. I don't know, it depends on the job, I guess. I mean, I know plenty of people that work night to five is that like, I love it. Like their jobs, yeah. I know they're not gonna be swayed by.

Yeah, I just think it's my phone call to me. Yeah. But maybe some people just aren't built for it. Like, I was never built for it. I just was never built for a nine to five really. Like, anytime I worked when I was miserable. But also, I'm thinking personally, like the kind of job I could qualify for in a 9-5, yes

I would want to get rid of that, I've been enjoying a UFO for a while. But like some people have skills and fucking abilities and shit, you know. Yeah, that's not my- But usually the cult demands more of you than your 9-5 job because you know, you have to work on the compound, you got to plant food, you got to- But you feel like you belong, you're part of something. Part of the community. Yeah, you got a family and friends around you,

I guess at all times. The other part that would suck would be like when the leader's like, yeah, I'm gonna be fucking your wife. Yeah, so if you could just hang out here for a while. All right. Yeah, guys, do it, man. Just go put up that solar panel all you, mm, My wife.

I was just talking to her about this woman who... Spoiler alert, eventually, she died in a plane crash, but... She was this woman who... I don't want to say cult, but this religious movement... Where it was all based on, like, weight. It's called, like like the way down plan. And it's like a church, but it's basically a mortal sin to be fat.

So they're constantly telling everybody like to lose weight and share. And if like to discipline the kids or like that was the other big thing is like, well, if you discipline your children, you gotta hit them with glue sticks. You know, you know, like you know, hot glue, like it comes in the, like you know, well,

it's like a cylindrical tube about, say, this long, and it's glue and like, it goes through this glue gun. Oh yeah, I know, yeah. And they would be like beat kids with that. Like that was a recommendation. That's horrible. Yeah. And people did it.

People did it. Somebody was like, well, I fucking bitch, I don't know, it was telling me I'm too fat and I should beat my kids with this thing. So I'm gonna do it. Yeah, I guess I'll do it. And that's what you're looking at it. People did it. Somebody was like, well, I fucking bitch, I don't know. It was telling me I'm too fat and I should beat my kids with this thing. So I'm going to do it. Yeah, I guess I'll do it. And that's what you look at it. And it's just like those people are everywhere. They probably have a number of the fucking the type of people that are like, it's acceptable. Yeah, dopey idiots. And it's just like, that's what you look at me like, I mean, I'm supposed to care about what? One half of the fucking world

is made up of these fucking morons at the time. Well, those are the people who get swept in Twitter shit. Like, oh my god, I read a headline. Now I'm in it. I'm totally sure. Yeah, they're on Facebook now. They're on Twitter. It's it's not even like it's it's both sides of the political divide. Like those people that are so fired up or you're like,

you're fucking lost. You're an asshole. Lemme alone. Did you see a uh, Alec Baldwin? Oh, fucked. Did you see this wall? How horrible is that? Alec Baldwin. Look, it's terrible. Yeah, I feel so bad for the lady. I mean, I feel worse for the lady. Of course, she's beyond anything. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, no, no, it won't help her feel a bit. No, I think the person holding the bag right now is Alec Baldwin. The first

family or kids, of course, but that's not what yeah. But the first thing you learn about guns is like, it doesn't matter if you think it's loaded or not. Do not fucking point it at anybody. And especially if you're pointing at it somebody, do not pull the fucking trigger. Was that what happened? We know we know. Well, it was in his hands, so he must have pointed. Yeah, but they were saying like he might have been pointing

at the camera for a shot and pulled the trigger. Oh, is that what they were thinking? That's what I heard. And then because, and because he's, you know, he's a director and she's the cinematographer there right at the camera is what I heard is what happened but yeah but that's he's not you can't hold Alec Baldwin to those rules like he was given a gun that he was told was a a prop and being not loaded like what the fuck's the guy supposed to have you

read everything about like the history of the gun they're like the they're like it's it was like one of the least safe sets that the people have ever been on. The crew would use the gun for fun, like they'd bring it out and shoot it and shit. That's how the fuck ends, the bullet ended up in it. Somebody put in the thing to take it out. But like you're a prop master, right?

And you're charge of a gun. Yeah. There's not that many moving parts to a gun that you can't be like, all right, I'm gonna check it out It makes sure it's safe and then I'll hand it off to Alec Baldwin who now has to like whether or not he pointed it Somebody he was given a hot gun who now has to deal every day for the rest of his life with like I fucking shot and killed somebody And I don't even know what the other dudes deal is Could you imagine with those seconds for like right after it went like, it's like what just happened? Like it wouldn't

be surreal. You wouldn't be able to believe it. Yeah, you're just like, and then he fell responsible, even though we what I'm sure you know what I mean? Like, woof, I don't know man, that's rough. I'm surprised in this day and age with the way movies are made today that they're even using, like, not caps, but like, what are they called? Like, what are we're not blanks? Like, when you can put in, you can put in post, I mean, we could do that now here. Like, a Tom Steve Dave can actually have, like, like, yeah, and you can, like, with the budgets we have, can you imagine, like, why do they even

have guns that even fire blanks at this point anymore? You wouldn't think they need, well, I think just so you could see like the flame at the end, it's cheaper than dry go on CGI. Maybe. With the more movement stuff. Yeah, the recoil. Yeah, it's the only thing I can think of. Otherwise, I think you're right. Like, you could give somebody a highly sculpted rubber gun that will look totally real. And that's it. That's all you need. Yeah, I just, you know, maybe able to come to that now after this, but

considering how easy and how cheap it is now to put that in, you could put any kind of like discharge or something. But think about how many times it's like playing crashes, like you hear about it every once in a while, but for the most part, there's millions of planes going all over the world a year with no problem It's like, I don't know like one was last time this happened. If this happened on an independent well probably the crow, right? Yeah Uh, if this happened on an independent film, yeah, you wouldn't you would hear one day of it and then that would be it It wouldn't be headline news for three days in a row Yeah, which really stole the thunder from that Brian laundry guy being founded. Oh really did it because it came the same time

I came the same day. Yeah, so like it was like oh my god. They found holy shit. I like ball shot somebody Nobody gets a fuck about that guy anymore Well the story's over for that that story's over now. I mean there is no there'll be no trial. There'll be no answers. There'll be no No nice little bow with for the media to fucking beat and try to make fucking dough over. I found the whole thing absolutely grotesque to coverage that like I was on specials like hour long specials like they're fucking profiting off the fucking misery and despair of that family by like that what is there to, what special can be done

about the girl who was found dead in the guy's missing? All you have to do is like, okay, here's the news. This girl was camping with her boyfriend, her boyfriend lost it, strangled her, we don't know where she is. Okay, holy shit, we found her. Now we just gotta find him. You don't have to fucking report on it

every single day about how you didn't find him or how fucking dog is gonna find her. They did prime time specials. It was unbelievable. And they're selling ad space on it. So that's how they're making them. I think no, it's a hot story. And that's how sick it was that, you know, the meat. I forget what channel it was. I don't remember what channel was one of those news channels though. Or no, it's even ID channel. I've told you if you disparage the ID channel. But it's just like, you know, they saw the public interest and they and they strike just like just like wolves though, you know, praying on and and profiting off of murder and, you know, the misery of two families.

I don't understand the protesters like the people who are protesting the, the misery of two families. I don't understand the protesters, like the people who are protesting the guy's family, like putting laundry baskets on their lawn and shit. I'm like, I think that they, they think they knew where, they knew where it was. The perception that the media was putting out there, again, it's the media saying that the killers family, the alleged killers family wasn't cooperating

and really wasn't being forthcoming on information that they may have had to help locate where he was. Right. But they don't know that. Right. That's what I'm saying. So, like, you can't play in the news really, because it's like, those people are fucking idiots. Like, what are you doing? Like, you don't, you're not adult enough to know like,

well, I don't know what's going on. And these people are probably going through something that's horrible. Let me put, let me harass them. And like, again, it's, it's, it's Twitter except in real life. You can just jump on the bandwagon and fucking be like, I'm a part of this now. Now I fucking hate pro laundry.

Now I'm going to target and get some laundry basket. Like, you know the answer. Like, even if they did know where your son was, like you know the answer that you'd give up your son to the law. Like those people know that. Like you don't know that. Right. You don't know how you're going to react. Yeah. So I find those people to be really fucking distasteful. Those people are going after his parents, but maybe they're right. Number one. I mean, where's case? Maybe they gave their son ahead start. They're like, look, you did what you did. He's dead anyway.

I don't want it. Yeah. He's done anyway. So I mean, it's, yeah, it's just a, it's just people that think the whole story all around is that that's troublesome. But I hate to, I hate though, then when, when you see that kind of like, that profit hearing, though, and the, uh, just the, the jackal like aspect of, uh, the media just like taking that story and running a 24

seven when there's nothing, they just keep nothing happens. Nothing happens. No tires, but they're like, Hey man, we can do an hour special on this. And we could charge probably more for our fucking for the, whatever the ad blocks are on for that hour special. How many there are you would I didn't watch that? And I love me some death in Mayhem. You know what I do now? What do you know? Green Chef. Speaking of profiteering, Green Chef's expert chefs curate every recipe with over 30 meal choices every week and the flexibility to switch plans. You'll never have to sacrifice taste for nutrition. You can enjoy restaurant, quality dishes, and the comfort of your own home.

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Thanks. Thank you, Q. Walt, I know that you've never really wanted to get any tattoos. I've wanted to, but I've just never been able to pull the trigger and never been able to get over the hesitancy that I have. I've always looked and admired certain kinds of tattoos. Or some tattoos that this turned me off, but... We're like, I turned you off.

Just too many. Better not say tribal band. I just don't like what it's too much. Like, I think one on a bicep is nice. Like an anchor? Yeah, I mean an anchor. I mean, if it's 1940, you know, and your Popeye. Maybe an anchor is the go-to tattoo, but you know, I mean, an anchor, I mean, if it's 1940, you know, and your pop-up.

Maybe an anchor is the go-to tattoo, but you know, like I've had aspirations. I've had, you know, thoughts that I may actually pull the trigger and do it, but it's probably never going to happen. Never going to happen. Do you think he'll be worse off for it? Or do you think it's like what's the big deal? Well, I mean, if the Jewish community, like Sunday Jeff has said, like, he's not going to be able to get into heaven if you get a tattoo So what if what if that's true like what if even that's universal what if like even that applies to me and my god

What if I got up there? I would be like you got to be fucking kidding me bro Nothing was said about this except for Jewish people pull shit. Oh, but the fucking gate. I'm coming in That would that would be pretty random for God to be like, oh, I got a tattoo, huh? Well, it isn't it. Just needed that anchor, so bad. Yeah. Isn't it like, isn't your body a temple?

And maybe, you know, maybe you shouldn't be the facing it. You know, God gave you the perfect body and you didn't need to enhance it. I think that would be more mad at me for fucking eating the way I eat than getting a tattoo. I think you'd be able to give you a perfect body. I'm gonna get you. You can barely fit through the gate, you fat fuck.

I'm not saying that's gonna happen, but I want to make sure I cover all my bases, you know, once when I get up there though. Like he may be like, well, you did this or you did that, but I'll be like, hey, but I didn't get a tattoo. It's true. I mean, that was some of the other things. Well, I played well played. If you're dealing with a God

that's gonna let you burn and hell for all eternity because you got a tattoo, I don't know, man. That seems like a tricky dude. I don't know if we're gonna get around them. Unless that's like an evil tattoo, like 666 or something, satanic, you know. Pentagram. Yeah, sure. But even then, like 666 or something satanic. Yeah, pentagram. Yeah, sure.

But even then, like isn't the preferred version of God that we enjoyed to be the all loving New Testament God? Yeah, like loving. Yeah, but that's the soft. But that's the soft. But that's the soft. But that's the children version. Right, but that's the one that we, that's the one that we, that's the one that people

like to think that that's always going to be that way, but I mean there's he was pretty angry It's that's some really really weird stuff, you know Yeah, I know but he's he's didn't he rot someone's testicles. Oh, sure he has Like in the Bible didn't he then somebody or he put like a bees and somebody's Potesticles and they they burst out or something like that. Yeah, I'm like that. I mean, so he's I don't know if it's just the all loving Okay, so you're saying then that like I'm saying everybody gets in but Jewish people You know, they're Jewish religion. They're like they're not allowed to get tattoos. Yeah I think they're a little old school you'd think that um

You're saying you're saying that you probably would you would say like that's probably not true. You're not. You're going to be fine if you get a tattoo. I would say that's overthink it. Yeah, I'd be like some priests made that up years ago. Guys don't worry too much about it. I was finishing up that book finally on Alexander Hamilton and If he got shot right in a duel and he was on his bed dying and he asked He asked for last rights and the priest the priest who was a friend of his was like no He's like and he was like like what do you mean? And he was like no, he's like you did a duel. He's like that's not he goes like we don't approve of that

So we're not giving it to you That fucking crazy side of rule they had to get another priest The second priest said no as well So then his friends basically surrounded the first guy and was like come on asshole yours friend Give it to me the guys don't they forced them and then he gave it to him. Yeah, they forced the So it means nothing then so god looks at at that. It's like those words were forced. They were read those last rites. What are you gonna do?

It probably was even more of a, it's in a backfire big time when Hamilton got it. He's burning and hell right now. Yeah, they wouldn't have the priestful. Cause you imagine that's hardcore. Someone you know personally is dying of a gunshot and a bad in misery. It begging for last rights,

and you're like nah. Good, I'd love to, I'd love to, I can't do it. Why did you bring your tax down? Couple gets Charles Manson tattoos using his ashes. How'd they get access to his ashes? That doesn't seem to be too clear, but it says that Orion, let's see, it's a couple. A woman wanted to be the first woman to sport a tattoo featuring his

ashes. So the Niagara Falls couple have matching tattoos of Manson's face created by artist Ryan Almighty, who said he mixed the ashes with red and black inks to create the likeness. I guess the guy who got it done already had a tattoo on his forehead saying, Helter Skelter. These are some big time fans. These are these are going to keep you out of heaven probably. I mean, they got the help the sculptor tattoo on their forehead.

And the, I mean, yeah, then I don't, I don't, I was going to say these are a couple of fucking wackos, but I mean, they're, they're just committed. It sounds like they are. It's not like they, this is not on a whim. And he also has the, the ex on his head, he's the ex carved on his forehead, but then they say where they got the ashes. Let's say how they got the ashes. I mean, if I was a man,

and I would have left it to him, I'm sure they they were letters, many letters, that all their new tax of of all his greatest hits. I wonder what you do for a living if you, you're getting Manson tattoos all over your shit. And it's such an age like I can't understand like, these guys are older. I mean, these guys look like they're well into other authorities.

I would see that's not, that's not the, the Manson sweet spot, I would think that's more guys are age. Yeah, you would think so. I would think Manson was not something that resonated with the kids. Yeah, they might think like Marilyn Manson. They want to think Charles. I don't even think I don't even think Marilyn Manson. I don't even came up in the news recently. If you want to hear about, you know, Q. You brought up bees exploding out of your testicles. Yeah. Here's something similar. Male, beast testicles explode when they reach orgasm. They lose their lives as soon as they lose their virginity

and they're not the only creatures whose lusty libidos force them into suicide, sex. Oh. I didn't even know bees had testicles. I mean, either. I wouldn't have known. So insects have balls? Genitalia.

Yeah. That's hot. A little fucking bee's hot. Little fucking beeweener. Beener. Beener. Oh, I did hear when I was driving to Lanark City. I heard on the radio that there's a new STD. Oh, really? It hasn't hit America yet, but it's in Europe.

It'll be in soon. Yeah, as they said, they said it'll be here soon. This is horrific. Oh, no. So apparently what it does, that's probably where I was confusing the Bible with what I was listening to on the radio. They say it rots your genitalia. I read this. Yeah, I read this. It's a real deal. It's not like, it's not fake and it's out there. Men in women? Yeah, both. Rots it from the inside and you can't

stop it. There's no cure for it right now. Jeez, man. That's still not gonna stop people from getting laid. I think if it becomes like an epidemic, I think that you would see some lifestyles altered. You'd have to. I don't know, man. You'd see what the AIDS crisis didn't really turn off people.

They were fucking going crazy. I think that they changed their habits though. The amy condoms. Yeah. I don't even know if a condom can stop this one though. I think it's condom proof. What is it? You don't know anything about it.

Other than it rots. All I had to hear was rot. Fleshy eating STD, what you need to know about donovatnosis, donovanosus. Sometimes called the flesh eating STD, it's rare, but potentially severe sexually transmitted infection. You just don't hear about STDs anymore. You know, back in the 50s, there was, you know, like the crab, a scare.

And, hmm, so then of course the crab, a scare. And, hmm. So that, of course, the 80s with the big A. The AIDS, that was a big thing. That's all everybody could talk about. And in the 90s, I don't think we had any scares with, or in early 2000s, but now we got this one, which is gonna really curtail maybe some, uh, yeah, it's been a while.

It's spring breaks, hopefully, and, you know, get people to calm down a little bit out there. Yeah, that's a tough one to explain to your wife. Like, if you're stepping out on her and you come home, your balls are rotting off, you're like, oh man. Okay, I want you to check yourself when you go home. The early signs are lumps around the genitals are anus that increase in size and take on a beefy red appearance.

I mean, how disgusting does that sound? Oh, beefy red. No, no, that's a Creole. Now, is this something that just popped up out of the blue? It's like it hasn't been around. It just there's a new STD that just came out of the blue. It seems like it. It seems like they said it was prevalent in South Africa

and India, but the cases are starting to creep up in England. You fucking dirty Englanders. Well, what's the cure? Like what's the, how do you prevent? Absonance. Yeah, don't be so slutty. Or get it, find yourself, you know, a full-time, monogamous relationship.

Yeah. But such a thing really exists though, Walt. What's that? I mean, you're a hybrid, I would hope so. But wait, they're not saying they can't take like penicillinus, some shit for it. They don't have any cure for it, so. You're for a baby.

Oh, wait, there is treatment though. It says those beefy red anus and genital lumps can develop into ulcers that without treatment can become infected, which can result in pain and unpleasant smell. And it's more likely to affect man. Uh-oh. We deserve it. Do we?

What do we do? We can't keep it. We can't keep it in our pants. Dude, that's nature. That's fucking nature. That's what God intended it. Yeah. No, this is God's why God invented zippers. The whip it out. This is fucking anal blister or anal fucking whatever this thing is. Yeah. This is all from above, man. He's like, all right. I got to throw a new one at you, fuckers, because you won't stop you won't abide by the by the good work book then okay then deal with this now the devil's beef tell him Steve Dave