Tell Em Steve-Dave - #497: The 2021 TESD Halloween Spooktacular: Dollah’s Inferno

Episode Date: November 1, 2021

The white and gold Barons compete against the Devil to rescue Dollah Shave’s soul from hell. Plus the annual 'most offensive Halloween costume' list. With exclusive bonus game commentary!

Music Right, a world needs dollarshave more than ever. Well, that's debatable. The world said no in 2015. I got to cut bigger eye holes in this thing. Get him, you gotta like, like, accept him. You gotta spread your pedals. and let them come inside. Hey, it's Brian. I'm here with BQ. Hello. I'm here with Walt. What's up? I'm here with Gidem. Adio. And I'm here with Chuck. You. And what we're doing is a special treat. No tricks this year. Oh, just treats. Where we are going to give a special audio only version of the Halloween

podcast this year. But why would people need that if they could just go on patreon.com slash T.E.S.D. Oh, yeah. And sign up for the Patreon. How, how, how could you bring that up? Oh, okay. Just making sense. What poor taste.

How could you? The, the audio only people like fuck it, they're going to do this. Okay, just making sense. What poor taste. How could you? The audio only people like fuck it, they're gonna do this. Oh, I do. But what we're gonna do is we're going to open with the annual most offensive costumes contest or list. And that's audio exclusive. Yes, you can't get that on the video. You can't get that anywhere else, but on the free day.

Right. But then after that, we're going to watch the video that we shot this year for Halloween, and we're going to have a commentary on it. We'll stop it, we'll give our thoughts, and then everyone can, everyone can dig it. Like you said earlier, Walt, it's like, are we painting a portrait? Yes. With words. With words.

For those who are visually impaired or financially impaired. Cheap. So those people who can't go to patreon.com slash TSD and sign up. Yes. We're auditory. Wow.

And now what level gets the video? Every level is getting it. $5, $10, and up. Everybody's getting the video, so for five bucks, gonna get to see the Halloween video, and plus all the other stuff that's banked. So much content up there for five bucks. I've never seen such insanity since the crazy Eddie days.

Oh shit. I never had to. I love those commercial old Eddie Antar. So we're gonna move along. We're going to talk about the most offensive costumes, which surprisingly is not that different from the year before. A couple of additions, a couple of additions though.

And we'll be back in a few minutes and we'll start commenting on the Halloween video portion. Yeah, the games. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tellum Steve Dave, the games. Okay. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell Him Steve Dave, the Halloween edition. Mmm-hmm. Yes. Lucky.

I love Halloween. If this is my favorite episode of Do All You All. This is because of the the shenanigans, the fun of games, the fun, the games, the spookiness, the decorations, all of it, man, I love it. It seems to bring out something and walk too, I think, every year. Like, it makes him a little bit more, I don't know, the guy's on fire, but like, he gives him something, an angle. I think he enjoys the horror of it too.

Especially. Do you want? That's only the Baron, there is no Walter here to this episode. Oh, sorry, Baron. Sorry, do you a Baron? Oh, so, can you speak for Walt? I would not like to speak for him. I can actually detest him. Yeah. You know, I find him weak and sniveling and pathetic.

And if I ever see him face to face, I'm going to piss in his face. Strong words from the Baron. Wow. I see that coming. That's why you know, talking about my friend there, man. So we usually start out with the offensive costumes for the season. You do not want to go dressed as one of these

in one of these costumes. This is a tell-and-stay of Dave Halloween tradition. I almost forgot it. It's like public service announcement, really. So let people know what not to wear. Right. Absolutely. The information always comes from goodhousekeeping.com

because who knows more about how you should be living your life than good housekeeping. Yes, yes. The editors of good housekeeping will guide you, you know, so far they haven't been wrong. There's a couple in here that I think maybe they're treading on a little bit. They're getting a little, okay. They're treading on a little bit they're getting a little um, okay

They're getting to be a little bit Happy hand. Yeah a little bit heavy-handed with the times we're in right so the first one we have I think everyone will agree Don't go as a holocaust victim. I agree with them so far. It's tough though to like I guess you would have to be in like the straight pajamas and like Like you know one of your arm bands and stuff. Maybe because make yourself look gond. Yeah, like a lot of gray, big, cheap bones showing. But what if could Sunday get away with it though? I think so.

I hope he doesn't try. You don't have to. The problem is like, come on, go on to your Holocaust victim and then he has to go and explain. Yes, I really hope. I don't think he will, but when I see him next time, I will, I'll let him know that, like, hey, if you were thinking about going, is that don't. Yeah, okay. He's far too buffed to be a Holocaust victim.

I saw him recently. Dude, his fucking on HGF, dude. Yeah, man. He's definitely taken steroids from Mexico. But do you think that there's, cause there is like a lane of comedy that's pure shock, like is there a shock to walk in to your friend's Halloween party,

dresses a Holocaust victim? And everybody's like, oh, come on, Dave, what the fuck? And everybody's making fun of Dave all night? There's absolutely a shock value, but it's worth the aftershock, though, to your life could be legitimate and harsh, though, as you lose a career. Yeah, me?

Not you. I'm not absolutely a bad guy. That's whatever. If as you lose a career. Yeah, me? Not you. Oh my god. That's whoever, if Dave would look like you. Could lose a career. Right, right. If you had a, a lot of your own, his own plumbing shop,

Dave's plumbing, and then there's certain people who will be like, I think that was a great idea, Dave. You know what, if I found out that Dave was getting, like let's say Dave was trying to be the shopping guy. Right. Dave the plumbing. And he wore the Holocaust victim to a party and it got out that Dave was getting, like let's say Dave was trying to be the shopping guy. Dave the plumber. And he wore the Holocaust victim to a party

and it got out and people were like, we're not fucking using Dave, fuck Dave, I might be like, I need my toilet fixed anyway, I mean I guess I got it for a day of a few bones. Would a dude drink a gonna starve? Dave's desperate now. Yeah, I'm probably gonna go to the fries for you. Dave should have thought of his kids

before he had fucking win as a Holocaust survivor. Which at this point, you would probably have to explain like, what are you? You know, what you get it? What you get it? All right, okay. So no Holocaust victims.

Number two, the scene would seem kind of... And this is 2022, because I remember Holocaust victim from previous... Dude, it's every year. Entries. Yeah, every year they tell you. Yeah, this is 2021. All right. Oh, it's 2021't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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Agreed. His kids are paying the price. Black face a little bit too far, I think, today. Right. Only because like, no matter what you think of it, Dave, society has told you repeatedly. Yeah, you got to, you got to agree to live in American society and you're not doing it if you do that. But all right. Is Dave just trying to be a douchebag and trying to like just be provocative? I think Dave has a little sociopathie going on where he

like he wants to make people uncomfortable. He's doing a good job so far. No for you. All right. Number three, I'm not so sure I agree with this one. And you know, you ought to hear me out. Transphobic costumes. Oh, and that. This one is just, this one says it's, training granny. Now, we've had training granny before.

It was pulled from Walmart shelves after consumers, pointed out not only does it mock transgender women, but also uses a transphobic slur in the name, dressing up as a gender presentation other than you own is not a great idea. Trans people aren't a joke and these costumes aren't funny now what about Uncle Milti most famous guy to dress up as a woman and guys love to see dress so to see one Academy award Mrs. Doubtfire another Academy Award winner I think yeah that might be

asking a lot of people should Should, I mean, they shouldn't say tranny granny. They only said it because it rhymed. Yeah, but it's a sole reason. Take that out. Yeah, granny, I don't know if you're problem. You could probably sell more costumes if you take out that word. Yeah, just put it as granny costume. Oh, absolutely.

Who's that granny that the, Medea? Yeah, yeah. Well, that's black, back to black face though. Oh? Medea. Yeah. Yeah. Just do it. That's like it's back back to blackface. So, oh, good point. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We can't go as Medea. I got you scared. I'm not giving up. Scared. So this one, this is where I feel like they got a little touchy.

Don't make fun of the COVID-19 pandemic. It's killed over 600,000 people and rising in the United States alone. And it's not a costume, it's a tragedy. It's significantly disrupted many people's lives, blah, blah, blah. Resist the urge to dress up in a medical hazard suit or anything resembling the virus

or a victim of the virus itself. And again, they get on a soapbox a little bit with that one. A little soapbox, yeah. Yeah, that's just like, it's not like you're doing it at something. Like black faces, like obviously offensive to one group of people. We're all in the pandemic together, motherfuckers. Yeah, you can't take that from me.

No, you want to, like you survived. COVID, I'm a COVID survivor. The fuck are you not allowed to drive up? Is the dress up as the virus now if you feel like it? I agree, I agree. I don't want to, but I agree. I should be allowed to if I want to. And people are going to do it.

It's happening. It's not very imaginative. I don't think it's a great costume, but I wouldn't send Dave home in that one. Now, we are videotaping this or filming this before Halloween. Only a few short days away, but I can almost guarantee if someone's going to be dressed. That's a cold advice, you know, the little pro, the little red thing with the protons sticking out. Yeah.

And we'll have to see what the reaction is though, but I mean, I kind of side with you guys though, it's like, whatever doesn't kill us makes us stronger. What happened to that attitude? All right. Could you apply that to Blackface? No. No. Sorry, Dave. Yeah.

No body shaming and objectifying costumes. Now, this is one you see every year is a guy riding like with fake legs riding a fat woman in bikini and tassels on her nipples. Okay. When it comes to disrespecting women, this costume gets it wrong on several levels. It not only reduces women to sex objects, but turns women's weight into a joke. Oh, God.

It'll touch you again. This seems like there's a word count that they got to hit. It's like, if you look at this picture, go to goodhousekeepin.com and you can see all the same things I'm seeing. It doesn't look like a real person. No, it's a caricature. Yeah, it looks like a cartoon. It's like Danny DeVito a little bit. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah,

if you had a blonde wig on. Yeah. That's I'm cyndals. All right, look, they're trying to fill out, they're trying to fill out an article here. They got 10, I think they have to do cultural stereotypes. What does that mean? No super mario? Or like, you know, no tanto. Sure. If you're a child or a vocal harness, right? You got it right here. Well, you're right. If you're a child intent to pay homage to a beloved Disney character,

hint Moana or a vocal harness, take care and address with racial and cultural sensitivity. Focus on costuming linked to a specific character. So if you're white, you can be like Cinderella or Snow White or one of the princesses, I guess. Well, not Jasmine. Not Jasmine, no, you're right. But if you're a little girl,

if you're a little three-year-old white girl and you're super into Moana, forget it, bitch. No way. No, I think they're saying you can dress it, but you have to dress exactly like the character. So you're representing that character. Well, they're in 10-face, because, I don't think so.

Yeah, I don't think they're saying that either. I thought they said, well, go back, come on. What did it say? If you were your child to intend to pay homage, I don't think so. Yeah, I don't think they're saying that either. I thought they said, well, go back. Come on. What did it say? Uh, if you were your child intent to pay homage, take care to dress with racial and cultural sensitivity, which means you can't dress up as a whole. No, the next sentence though. Oh, focus on caution.

We link to a specific character. Not general looks. Yeah, they're taking care of you. So they're saying if you're going to dress like Mulan, dress exactly like Mulan, not some Chinese girl and have a sword. It's what they're saying. Skip the mustache and poncho combo. Native American headdresses,

kimonos and gress skirts with a coconut top. Can't do anything. You can't wear a coconut top. I don't wanna live in a country. Where you can't, the dress is a coconut top. What am I gonna tell you? I'm like, oh my, oh my dish, what am I getting at? According to the Good Housekeeping.

From my dead cold hands. You can't dress as a terrorist. That's too offensive. So who terrorists? Dressing up as Osama bin Laden. Who are you friending terrorists? Osama bin Laden, Dylan Roof, or even a generic mevervisus are all an extremely poor taste. Yeah. Well, we're at it. Let's cross dictators like Hitler or anything of all the crew putter flag off the list too. Sure. Okay. Yeah. I don't know who's still trying to to say like, Hey, I'm Hitler on Halloween and trying to get away with it. Only the Princeton England. But if you want to dress up as though some of it a lot of with a bullet hole in your head, why not? Who are we offending with that?

I have no idea, but I think it's been it's been almost 20 years though that that's kind of been off off off topic or off, you know. Off the table? Yeah, off the table, dressing up as a terrorist though. All right. It's still too soon. A quarter years later, too soon, according to headhouse keep.

All right. Don't dress up as a zombie version of a recently deceased celebrity. Oh, that's a new one. Well, who's gonna fucking be the arbiter of when it's, when enough time has passed for a dead celebrity to that you can actually be the zombie version of him? Well, according to these guys, he's ledger. Can I go as he ledger? Probably too soon because they're saying

Amy Winehouse is even off the table here. Because I look like a fucking badass zombie Joker. Yeah. That would be cool. But now I can't do it. No, that's not so bad. Well, you can just be a zombie Joker. Now that zombie Heath Ledger Here's the answer. Well, it's always too soon to wear a depiction of someone's corpse period Really what if I want to go out as my dead grandma? Even Lucille Buston now I'm busting the tranny costume and To see somebody zombie Lucy. Oh, yeah Come on who's really gonna be offended by that good house? You're just looking for an excuse to be offended then I've got to offend you

right I Think so I think I think I think Zombie sexy Zombie Lucille ball should be the Costume of 2021. If you can't dress as zombie Lucille ball, you are the touchiest mother fucker on the planet. You're that upset about that. That's crazy. Eating disorders. Your few years ago in online store took some heafers releasing a costume called anorexia. This incredibly poor taste outfit included a skeleton dress with a measuring tape to cinch the waist.

This incredibly poor taste outfit included a skeleton dress with a measuring tape to cinch the waist. I don't know, I think, uh, I mean, you have to be skinny enough to pull off the costume we're getting with, right? It's not like I could go dressed as Anna Rex, you. I wanted to ask you guys, I totally forgot about this, but I wanted to get your opinion. I kind of used, I went out even getting feedback from you guys. I kind of went ahead and put the cabash on it, but get them the office coach of the Tellum Steve Dave Studios. You're in lovely Hazelette, New Jersey airport plaza. He wanted to go as a certain thing for Halloween and I was like, you're not doing it. Don't even do it off hours. I said, don't do it it at all don't post pictures of yourself doing it because it's a bad idea

Wow, and it was the The QAnon shaman He wants to get like I yeah, yeah, I'm a guy with the horns. Yeah, I was like don't do it I said it's it's it's definitely not something you want to get attached to I said yeah He was all but hurt too about it get attached to. I said, yeah, he was all but hurt too about it. I'm giving him good advice. You are fucking idiot. Still is like, well, who's going to care? And I'm just like, dude, this political climate, you don't want to be caught on your fucking feed dressed as a QAnon shaman. I said, come back to haunt you. I said, well, you're

expressing a political position or stance right there, just by dressing. This is our office coach. This is where he thinks it's appropriate to come to work and dress this. Are you guys having a Halloween party? We're not. What? Right now.

Oh, tonight? We're dressed as ourselves. No, I don't. I don't, I don't you guys, we're gonna have like an office like, Oh, you mean on Halloween? Yeah. Yeah. Well, like the Friday night before or something like that or so we're hot, you know I will actually I mean I fucking beat him down like a little like a puppy that wet the carpet

I don't think he's dressing as anything to share And let's see number 10 animal cruelty I have to agree with that And let's see, number 10, animal cruelty. I have to agree with that. Yeah, what monster is fucking going in is something that's cruel to animals. Yeah, it seems a little weird. Customs that involve animal shelters of euthanasia or anything you wouldn't want your children

to come across without their collecting candy. That seems to be a no-brainer. A mentally ill person. Sorry, I'm already dressed as that every day. What, like Michael Myers or someone else? Well, there's a guy with a straight jacket with like black bags under his eyes. I mean, so you can't dress as Joker. You can't dress as a zombie. Yeah. No body. Wow. Aren't we all mentally? Oh, yeah. Check. In one way or another.

Absolutely. Well, supposedly my alter ego isn't, but I have my doubts. Yeah. As do we all. You don't want to go dressed up as like a flasher, anything with sexual harassment going on. The me-to-movement should have glued us into how unfunny sexual harassment jokes really are, but a bear's repeating. They're very preachy.

Good housekeeping. Wow. I tell you you just meant everybody. Yeah, I mean, basically. Yeah. These costumes are not only offensive, they may trigger those who have dealt with harassment themselves.

Don't risk it. Mm-hmm. What do we in any number of costumes could be, you know, like if I go out as a dentist, maybe somebody had a traumatic experience at the dentist. And now I can, um, I'll go to the guys, bro. I'll go to the guys, bro.

Don't get dressed as don't go as, uh, they say homeless person. I'm going to call goodhousekeeping.com out for this. Okay. Because I thought you're supposed to say like unhoused or something like that. Homeless is so 2000. Yeah, you're right, man. Well, that's a classic hobo. That is.

He's got his, he got his, he got his, he has his Burt quirk beard. The got his, he got his bendel. He has his Burt quirk beard. The kid looks like he's five years old. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I can't see people getting too worked up over that. Could be calling him a tramp though. Get away with it though. Yeah. Let's just go. Let's just change the word. Go to tramp. You just change the word. Everything's okay again. Yeah. A lot of tramp. A lot of house tramp. We're not talking about like a vixen. It's a tramp. Guys got a home. We're talking about

a slut. We're not talking about a sexy homeless person. We're talking about, uh, you know, the old school red skeleton, you know, cigar, the quirk, the quirk, be a little satchel on it. It would stick. Yeah, the lovable. Yeah, his life has never been worse. I don't know, it would stick. Yeah, the bendel, yeah. The level bowl. Yeah, his life has never been worse. You don't want to go dressed up as a national tragedy to people who dressed up as the twin towers.

Just after 9-11. They can get that one. Don't do it. This also applies to Boston, Marathon, bombing and any mass shootings. The storming of the Capitol building. Okay, some point. And going COVID-19 pandemic.

I'm a fucking resident genius thinking that he'd like to go as the QAnon Shaman. So the face of the insurrection. Sometimes I think there's a decimal point in that 148. And then finally, you do not want to go dressed up as anything, involving the Black Lives Matter movement. Probably good advice. The racial justice reckoning in our country is powerful, but that doesn't mean you should

turn it into a Halloween costume, even in tribute to those doing the work. Waring a t-shirt with a slogan that shows your support to a protest vigil around town is one thing, but don't try to turn the fight for racial equality into a current events theme, outfit for your Halloween gathering. That's tokenism, not solidarity. They really, like, good housekeeping really is like, here are the facts. Yeah.

They're telling you how they see it, bro. There is no dispute here. No. But what is, no, right? What if I went out in Black Lives Matter shirt in Blackface? Is that solidarity? I think you just disappear in a puff of smoke.

And no one even remembers you. Yeah, more forgettable than Dave. They call me mental. Morrie where they fuck up just a race. Your parents are just like, did we have four kids? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, perennials here are the ones that you can never because there's a lot of dumbasses out there that didn't read the The past couple years list so you got you got to take in consideration the ignorance that's still out there get them Didn't read it and he was just about to go out you're right. Yeah Well So that's it. Are you what are you doing for Halloween anything? This is this is this is my big event for Halloween once this is over and I put Halloween to bed so next year a week away from hell with you That's a shame. Well What are you doing anything parties? I don't think so protecting your sod. No, I don't

Have a nice gate around my property now, so I don't have to fucking worry about that shit no more So nobody gets in so you know you don't have any candy for anybody then because no one's getting in right? I close those gates the night before and they don't open till two days after Halloween do you electrify him to? I don't want to admit it. I don't want to say anything with there are precautions in place to stop Scaling the fence. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because if they find out that you know Somebody from iJ's in there. They're gonna think that you got the high-end candy. The neighborhood kids already know And they they try they have tried they're the reason I put in the fence. One Halloween, the first Halloween was a disaster.

Because if I know when I was little and I knew up on the hill, there was a celebrity, I would think he's giving away dollars, not candy. So there were people who did give away those rare occasions where you got a dollar and you kept going back to that house, you know. That was, yeah. I, you don't say I wanna do these things, right?

I wanna have the fog and the spooky music and the decorations, that move, yeah. I, you know what I'm saying? I want to do these things. Right. I want to have the fog and the spooky music and the decorations that move and stuff like that. But people don't know how to act. So I can't do it. How about this next year? You open your home to them. You decorate your entire house.

Like do a little walking tour right in the house, you know. Here's a spooky bed here. I think I have one brother that hasn't even been to my house yet. You're gonna have to be able to fit in. No reason for anybody to come by. Spooky bed. I think I have one brother that hasn't even been to my house No reason for anybody to come by What else do we got what we ready to you? Oh, yeah, I'll probably walk sage around I think Pam is having a Halloween party sage that I was going dressed as a pirate. Yeah Jack Sparrow, you got the beard. You got the beard.

I mean, I'm sure Mary Beth has the makeup to put on, you know, the black eyeliner. But then I get, I mean, I guess I just got to get like some scarves and a pirate and shit. Or, you know, you know, go with the full, you know, 10 yards and do something with one of the legs and go and have a peg leg. There you go.

Yeah, something elaborate. All right. For Pam's party. I'll put all this time in effort into it. I'm still debating on whether I'm going or not. I think Sal's going to the Halloween parade this year. Oh yeah. Yeah, aren't you heading with him? What's he dressing as?

He has to dress as something, right? Oh, yeah, they have some plan where they all dress up in similar costumes that I don't know what it is this year. Not going, huh? You used to love that. I remember going with you one time. I think of as an alien. I love it. I it is this year. Not going on. You used to love that. I remember going with you one time. I think up as an alien.

I love it. I love the Halloween parade. I still think COVID a little too much on my mind this year. I think next year, yeah. Yeah. And probably go dressed up as COVID. It'll be gone. It'll be over.

I'm a survivor. So you're right. Yeah. Just like Sunday, Jeff dressing as a Holocaust victim. You should be able to dress as a COVID victim. You're right. We. Cool. Just like Sunday Jeff dressing as a Holocaust victim, you should be able to dress as a COVID victim. You're right. We did not say he could. Well, we did not say Sunday Jeff would have asked all of us.

I thought we said he is. You ready to kick this? Yeah, please. And so over driver, right? So before we start the Halloween episode, proper, not without that proper, but before we start the, the elaborateness and the visual aspect, I do wanna apologize to those who are just listening to this, because it's about to get very visual.

And if you're just listening to it, you may find it lacking, and I do, you know, but at this point, this many years in, it's hard just to plan an audio-only Halloween podcast. I mean, plus we have the Patreon as an outlet to get visual. So I think they should be apologizing to us for not being on Patreon. Don't you think?

I do feel bad, though, because I know that there's some people who aren't on there and then they look forward to this episode but I think they're about to be lost and Not really enjoy what's gonna happen over the course of the next hour. What that setup Well, what if you did like a play by play because I'll listen to baseball on the radio and I'll hear it and get it We could go back later on I think that I talked to bribe at it We're probably gonna meet up later. We could go back later on. I think that I talked to Bri about it. We're probably going to meet up later when we can try to do a little play by play. Do a little commentary, a little behind the scenes,

pull the curtain back and offer a somewhat different version on the audio that will allow maybe some of the people not on Patreon to enjoy it a little bit. But then I'm going to be able to enjoy it as much as the Patreon people. Those people. They get the full experience. Yeah, blazing color, you know, balls out, effects, you know, it's like it's like a big budget movie these Halloween episodes. All right, we're back and we're about

to start the commentary. So we could, we could just start the video and then Whenever you want to go cue you can just go Well, I rather we we record this discussion now and discuss this this Let's let's talk about why I'm not on the on it like this is Let's let's know heart. Let's be behind the curtain here and see what's going on It's fucking it's almost 11 o'clock at night I did I contacted Q. I said hey you want to be a part of this Halloween commentary? He said yes, I do. No, that's not even what happens You said you were meeting Walter record something to and I'm sorry. I mean let me look up the wording because it really sounded

In fairness to Brian. This is kind of difficult to explain right it's a difficult situation to explain Probably don't even know what's going on right now. I mean, I guess you just said a Hollywood's Hollywood's supplement So I don't know why I didn't think it was longer than the actual project that we did for Halloween You see my confusion like supplement usually means like here's like an added thing. If I had known that you guys were meeting in the office to do like a full four hour marathon, I would have taken care of everything that I've had to take care of and come down and done it with you guys. I wouldn't have answered the text at all.

No, but you didn't ask me to do it. You just told me you were doing it. And I was like, oh, if you guys want to do it over Zoom, because I thought we were just doing like, hey, you're listening to the audio podcast type thing, like an intro. So I didn't think you would have an intro to come down because for those who don't know, it's 11 o'clock at night on Saturday. Yes. So we're probably going to get done around one o'clock. Yes.

Which is. Egan cars right now. Yes. So I didn't know if you'd want to drive down. And then when, but I said that you were up for it, I was like, awesome. This is going to be great. Yeah. But apparently, you're not committed to the 1am. You're not, I mean, to talk about 100% of the audio, right?

Yeah, I'm here in my house. I don't have, I have a sick cat on my hands. I have a lot of medication, food to give out at an exactly, you know, at 11 p.m., it's 10.49 right now. That's a 45 minute process between the medications and the feedings and I got to clean the little boxes. This is the whole thing that I do, that I have to do at night.

So I would have done all of that, say around nine o'clock and then driven down and done this with you guys if I had known that this was a thing but instead I stand here and for some reason I feel vaguely guilty. And I don't think that I haven't even showered today. And I've cleaned litter boxes multiple times throughout the day. Like I'm a disgusting fucking sweaty dusty cat litter covered fucking mess

Well, do you feel guilty enough to take care to catch do all you got to do then hop in the car Drive down to Haslet and by the time you get here It'll be what probably be on the like the last half hour of the video. Yeah All right, I'll do that. I'll work. I'll do that Yeah. All right, Nelly. I'll do that. I'll do that. I'll do that. I offered to give you a ride.

I told Brian, I'm like, I'll give him a ride. I'm in Staten Island now. Yeah, I could drive myself, but thank you. I didn't realize it was this scope now. I just feel like a piece of shit. I mean, it's not great. You just give us a solid 11 minutes All right, so what are we talking about first now do they have mischief night in Staten Island? They do they do they do Yeah, it's called devil's night here, but yeah, but yeah, the devil's night. Okay, cuz I yeah

I heard there's a controversy like mischief night devil's night goosey night all different names for it. I've heard goosey night I is that is that really controversial though. It's kind of a regional thing. I guess so it's like the Taylorham porcel Type-teal I've heard a cold mischief night, but everybody here called the devil's night Yeah, I don't know why I got I don't know why I got labeled to the devil all it is is like eggs and toilet paper and whip and then shaving cream. Not exactly the devil's tools. So. So. So.

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Okay, ready, three, two, one, play. so politically incorrect that they are canceled eternally. Epilopeu. Speedy Gonzalez. Watto. And the most heinous offender of all, Dollar Shave. All damned to spend eternity in hell for their crimes against society and good taste. But every thousand years these problematic souls are offered a chance to escape. In 1979 the song The Devil went down to Georgia was released to the chronicle the tale of a country boy named Johnny who bested the devil in a fiddle playing contest to save his soul.

Tonight, in the spirit of that song, Satan will challenge Dala to a series of six challenges against two of his most depraved and vile demons. If Dala can invest these demons in six out of six challenges, he will be released from hell, and And Dollar won't be playing alone. You will have two allies to call upon to assist in his evening, the barons of gold and white, both for being at other side in this effort to resurrect Dollar Shave. Will Dollar skate L or Z&E's buttocks doom the spend eternity in a lake of fire? Find out next on the 2021 T-E-S-D Halloween Sputacular.

Vacuum, vacuum, vacuum, vacuum, vacuum, vacuum, vacuum, vacuum, vacuum, vacuum, vacuum, vacuum, vacuum, vacuum, vacuum, vacuum, vacuum, vacuum, vacuum. Holy shh! What the heck am I going to do? I'm going to get a yamma cup. Oh my god! I mean... Epic! Holy shit. What the heck am I going to do? I'm going to get a Yamaka. Oh my God. I mean, epic. Yeah, how can anybody not...

It doesn't make sense not to get the video. Sorry about that. Which I can get at patreon.com. But that intro alone was one of the best things we've ever done. Sometimes I wonder how much stuff you see that we do in the videos. I mean, that's crazy. That was so fucking nuts. Yeah, it came out really crazy.

Yeah. Oh, shit. Good job. Big buddy. Now, on the audio version, which is being released and not behind the hidden paywall of Patreon. I'm slash T.E.S.D. Will we get flagged for playing that at the one

that enjoyed your bit? Well, I'll say this, during the show, I don't actually play the real version of it to avoid that. During the actual podcast, I play an instrumental that's been recorded by a cover band. Really? Yes, I did that on purpose.

That is some fucking foresight. Holy shit, for five seconds. Like, no. I was like, I know what almost gonna panic about some license. Yeah. That's funny. What a setup. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. And that, and the, like I said, in the pod, we'll hear it in the, in the opening of the games, but Dollar Shave really hasn't been seen or had a line of audio Since 2015 with the audiobook. Yep. So even on patreon so even on patreon there has been nothing dollars shave He was in the screen bar and screen thing which we'll see a clip of later, but he has been missing For six years and I haven't had any request like when's dollarshade haven't had any request, you're like, one's dollar shake, no listers have, it's been like, he's bring back dollar shake.

Only Sunday Jeff is asking. Yeah, start his own change that word petition. But I thought a pretty good premise to the Halloween episode. I mean, we're going back to the well. I don't know how many times in the Halloween episode we've got to rescue somebody from hell. Yeah, but it seems like a true to tried format that works for us.

Going into hell and rescuing somebody. And again, I apologize to the listeners who are not able to watch this because I realize that it is not going to be really enjoyable if you don't have. I mean, this is going to be cool, the commentary, but after this many years of doing Halloween specials, it's extremely difficult to come up with audio, centric, audio, only content from Halloween. It's kind of around to be able to do the A team, but it's like the A team, where you're

just doing the same thing every time almost, if we did audio. All I'm saying is, you're going to be rescuing someone from hell. Oh yeah, definitely. Well, the thing with audio too is it's just not, it's fun. Yeah, you're not even able to do that kind of stuff. Yeah, it can be, right? But like, but after this many years, yeah, it's hard to like keep like trying to come up

with new audio tricks. Right, especially game wise. Yeah, games are tough. Or anything. I mean, we could have did, yeah, we couldn't want to do well and did the interview with somebody like horror centric somebody was Halloween Yeah

Heavy but we did that when we brought a spenguillon and we got fucking bitch in a moment There's like this is the real Halloween episode We get the World's most popular Halloween horror host yeah on the planet and people are not impressed Yeah, not only not impressed the bitchy about it It's a Yeah on the tom Steve Dave Halloween special so high that we can't have The most famous Halloween horror host in the world

And it not be good enough. Do you think it's a failing of the English language? What do you mean that that that you can't know that you can't do audio as well as a video? To convey these these images. No, I think it's just that you know people just have expectations and maybe Spengouli isn't Worldwide maybe he's just you know he's just uh... you know uh... i can't do that and some of the comments i saw shocked me because i'm like sitting here on my feet like what a cool to have some good

i was so pumped for it my finest hour jaz and please look myself and then to see some of the reactions just just horrified me uh..., ban, I'm sorry to hear that, but, but I mean look like some things like if we did another roast that wouldn't have to be visual. Like some things don't lend themselves to video. Absolutely. But what we did for this certainly did. I mean, it had costumes and everything. Yeah. You know, hot dog belts. Hot dog belts. I mean, you can word subscribe me and just up as albira? No, there wasn't enough words in the English language to

paint a picture of you dressed as albira. Or I mean, I would go even as Tom and him as the devils. Right. Yeah. You can't really. I think it's more revealing as the devil than it wasn't as albira. And that's yeah, I think it's more revealing as the devil than it wasn't else I'll find right there With the outline of of little kid him was is needed for everyone to see

Oh, yeah, especially Stacy who was sitting waste love. We're doing sound Shock is get him just drifted past her the entire time people are now like, I'm gonna be like, is that what you said in the other stuff? I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like,

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I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like, I'm in Red Bank, New Jersey. That's true, that's right. We thank you. I love it.

I like that you guys made the choice to center the KFC. I love it. Rather than the Air Pole Plaza sign or anything like that, like I just, It's not important. It's not as the make mashed potatoes. It's just like we record inside the KFC is what I'm looking at here.

It's great, it record inside the KFC is what I'm looking at here. It's great. It's a great choice. But I think it was important and I give a nod to Chuck. He thought, because I didn't think to establish that we're in hazard now. It was very, very important to say, look, we're in a new spot now. It's a new Tellum Steve Dave. It's a new Halloween. I'm not really, we're still going to go back to the house.

All the ideas were recycled. I'm in a new location. In a new location. 1340, Route 36 South. Sonsland, New Jersey. Sweet 28. And for me, it was also like, I want to have this big hell intro and then say,

oh, by the way, they're saving him in this airport plaza in Hasley, New Jersey. That's funny. That's really funny. A dual summoning is demanded. Uh-oh. And the unholyist of verses must be spoken aloud. You ready? Because it's been a while.

It's been about a year since we've seen these two guys. Oh, the barons. Yeah. So I'm about to speak. has been over been about a year since we've seen these two guys. For the barons. Yep. So, I'm about to speak. So, I had one of the funniest comments so far from somebody who watched the video, Declan. He said that it looks like the baron is recording his segments in the construct from the matrix.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I have ordered some really sweet art that we're going to put on the wall on that side of the room so that we could have something a little bit behind us when we see that gray wall. I've got some great art that I did, tell them to see Dave's stuff that will be up on the wall and people will, when we do our next video project, we'll have something back there to make it look like I'm not in another dimension. I think it's believable to imagine that in hell,

the walls are checking this color. Because as we saw Brian Kew, you're a guy's front of the green screen. We got the logo behind you. It looks fucking. It can be great. It looks so professional. It looks so great.

And then we cut to me and I'm like, is he even another fucking? Yeah. Yeah. And it protected bunker and I'm like, is he another fucking? Yeah, it's a protected bunker. Maybe not even a new jersey. But I'm only three feet away from you guys. All right, we can start it. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Fiends.

Oh, adorned in white, white, white, white! Listless Shob, I thee back into cackle, at impotent facts with no bite, bite, bite, bite, bite! Behold the right barit! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Oh, it's so good to be back. Welcome, brother Barron.

Thank you, brother Barron. Your presence is urgently needed this Halloween. Oh, duh. Do you have a fact for us? I do. Dogs bark. Very informative. Thank you.

No problem. Uh, and but like I said, your, your, your presence is needed, but we will need additional help. And that's why I have to summon the second fiend, or the third fiend for this episode. Glittery night! Oh so fierce and mighty, mighty, mighty! Like some 24-carat Charles Nelson,

Riley, Riley Riley Riley Baptized in countless showers of demonic PPP Why do I look so uncomfortable Just interested Your eyes are darting around I've been taken hostage after sex. You're making more scode. That's torture.

It might be because Walt goes, all right, can you guys just act like you're having a seizure and then he starts reading the poem. So you're kind of probably figuring out how should I act? What does he mean? Yeah, for those who, yeah, like that was some some direction. I was like, you guys need that. Like when I read this, like you're going through convulsions and everything. And yeah, so Brian may be thinking like, what do I do? What do I do? Yeah, that's when I read this like you're going through convulsions and everything and yeah, so Brian maybe thinking like what do I do?

Yeah, that's what I think it is. And apparently you couldn't afford the echo plugin for a... But I just did it. I thought my convulsions were great. A plus engine. Yeah. Your performance, it was so scary. It looked like you might have swallowed your tongue for a second. We almost called 911. What? What?

What? What? What? What? What? Stacy had her phone that she had 911. How's it going? No.

He's OK. Turn into a parent. What? What? What? What? Oh, he's... Deliverati.

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with Dollar Shave. How is that even possible? I thought you guys did Patreon stuff with them. No, we didn't want anybody, Patreon could have canceled us if we did anything with Dollar Shave. It's kind of especially in 2020, you know, we're launching that, but the last thing we did with Dollar Shave was the audiobook. What stranger is no one's asked about it?

I don't think you guys didn't even realize that we haven't used them since 2015. There was a video of him in an alleyway fighting someone. Oh, that's true. Yeah, but he cameos here and there cameos. Okay. What how much dollar shave could make if he was on the real cameo? Oh, I don't know. Make a couple bucks at bat. Do you guys want to know why you haven't seen Dollar Shave since 2015? Yeah.

Well, the reason you haven't seen him is because Dollar was canceled to a fiery pit of hell reserved for politically incorrect characters. You don't say. I'm kicking myself because in the intro, I forgot one of the most famous canceled characters to put in the opening. Slowpoke Rodriguez? No. Anybody got a guess? It's pretty damn popular. They made a fucking movie about Huh. And I'm just like, how the fuck did I miss that? I'm the same way we are. Yeah. Didn't that poo get canceled?

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. And the Simpsons, yeah. Yeah. I went with Wato instead. You know, that was the only other character I could, and I didn't want to use real people getting canceled because that's kind of like, it's too real then.

Yeah, right. Canceling cartoon characters. Yeah. I felt was the way to go because then people don't feel like like it's like where it you know it just feels more fun and lighthearted if I'm like oh because. Because you're making dollar seem like one of those cartoon characters. Absolutely. Yeah.

I'm always thinking about the keeping it fun. Yeah. And I'm making it too heavy handed and making it too like making a like make a political statement right what I'm here to do no not at all that's what you're here to do it's what someone else is here to do all right you're ready but tonight you guys are gonna rescue dollar-save from hell. Oh, you're lying on us. You can't even see. You can take the mask off. No, I mean, we got the pick. I know it smells like rubber.

I put it on a couple of times and it's gross. All right. We'll leave this right here. Okay. Brian, I mean, if you're, I mean, I can handle wearing the mask. I actually like it. Yeah. I love to rewatch these videos and see myself masked. It's fucking awesome. I look like the, like Paul handle wearing the mask. I actually like it. I love to rewatch these videos and see myself masked.

It's fucking awesome. I look like Paul Stanley in the family office. Yeah, anybody could be under here. Other than this fucking ugly real mug. It's one of the reasons, in fact, the V-reason, I don't watch our videos. It's just kind of like, I'm not wearing a mask. Okay.

Okay, so I guess you guys are wondering, how is it that you're going to rescue dollar shaves soul from hell to me? Yeah, I am worried about this. This is important. We need them back. The world needs dollar shave more than ever. Well, that's debatable.

The world said no in 2015. He's problem sum in 2021. There is not a lot of room for a dollar shave a white guy doing a black exploitation bit It's just you just don't see it. I mean It's not wearing the black face. Oh, he was a real black face Was that a slip? I mean how I'd earth did you think that we were, we put Dal Shade? No, I didn't. You guys misunderstood me.

I was defending him. I'm like, he's not offensive. He would have been offensive if we put him in blackface. But because it's not the joke is that he's just a fucking weird dude that thinks that he's in a black spotation film. And that is acceptable. Yeah, okay. I could have saw, I heard you say,'s it's not it's like you guys stopped having him like. Yeah. There was a time when we did have him. No, no.

I don't think he's ever been offensive. Ever. I like to hear that though because I worry though that you know we're offending people and I. And that's the last thing I wanna do. Well, do we portray him as anything other? Like we show him to be a comedic, you know, blgoof. He's a parody. Yeah, he's a parody. Yeah, right. But it's of the 70s exploitation movie genre,

which, you know, what's a quote when you take something, when you, when you take, so, what's it called that culture of appropriation? I mean, there's no denying. That's what we did. We created dollar shave though. No, no, no, no, no. No, not at all. Because he's, that's not what we're doing.

He's, the joke is that he's Sunday Jeff doing that. Like he's so out of touch and inappropriate that he like that it's it transcends it. We're making fun of people that would do it seriously. Okay. It's more of a joke on Sunday Jeff than anything. Yeah. That's the end of it. Yeah. He's helped off the appropriate train back in the 1970s something. All right. We're sorry about it. About it. We're fine. We're good.

We're fine. Yeah. This is a safe one. What, what, what, what dollar shaper? You know, that's what I was saying he's not doing it. So we're not doing black exportation. He's right. But you said he stopped as if he was at one time.

I saw, I saw it Sunday, Jeff, when we went to the kiss concert, he came in blackface. I thought it was bad. I don't know what dollar shaper. I don't know thought it was bad. I thought that was a dollar shave. I attribute it to dollar shave. Well, the only way for dollar to escape hell is to best the devil like Johnny did in the song that devil went down to Georgia. The white and gold baron will alternate.

There's this dollar in a series of six challenges. Before each challenge, there will be a question segment. For each correct answer, dollar and the barons can add 6.66 seconds to the devil and his final score. So like if he does a task in 10 seconds, well, you can add 6.66 seconds to his overall score giving your guys more of a chance to win and beat the devil you got to beat him six times though

Your eyes are almost rolling back in your head trying to figure out his scoring system I have to say like like there are very few things they at me nervous It's going like doing one of Walt's games always makes me nervous I'm like am I gonna be able to remember how to fucking do this? And then he will berate you for not remembering exactly. Don't you remember article 26 sub section A? You're right. You can see it in my face. I'm like, okay, I got to remember all this. 6.6. 6.6. 6.6. 6.6. 12, no 13.2, oh, no, no, no, no, what did he say now? You look like you're like, can I just tell them that I'm not feeling well right now?

I would say better at making myself throw up. Even cure it now, it's like 6.66, oh shit. Oh man. Six times, oh, for $2 to escape. 6.66 oh shit Six times oh for a $2 to escape now technically a 6.66 seconds 7.06 seconds I don't know if we have a digital stopwatch. Okay, I hope we we do to add 6.66 seconds Dollar will also get that the opportunities to be challenged. So let's say the white baron and dollar don't beat the devil's time. Well that means Q, you would get up there and assist dollar in trying to beat that score.

And let's say you fail. Right. Then me, the black baron, would have the final attempt. Right. Or the final bite at Adam's apple, as I like to call it. You, I thought you would like that joke. The Adam's Apple. The Adam's Apple.

Because you know, it's kind of, I don't know, is it homoerotic? I don't know. I mean, yeah, if I'm really... You would be the... I'm the authority. So, I even wrote it twice. I like that joke so much.

We got three bites at Adam's apple. And one last wrinkle before we bring Dollar Shave up from hell. You may have noticed your costumes have been altered this year. I did notice that all three of our costumes have been altered. Yeah, is that because we're trying to sell t-shirts? Yeah, well, I was trying to do it more cleverly than just about saying that we're swimming in barren t-shirts. Fuck, we just get rid of the skulls, we got them in a match. We got rid of them? Well, we got like 10 left. Oh!

We got them out of supermanageable number right now, and now we got totes. All right. I love that shirt, but it was a dog, man, and it sold like shit. Really? You would think that this one would be a huge ally, because it's obscure, it's like kind of like. My wife thought it was, she thinks that people may be turned

off if they don't like, because they don't know when they go to work, people won't know what it is, and they'll see the rainbow, and she says maybe it may be something to a certain type of community like the gold barons community. What's wrong with that? Nothing's wrong with it.

I saw, I definitely sold through my wife under the bus. She never even said that. Her comment was to me when she went downstairs one time and she said, she goes, why do you have so many of this one shirt? And I was like, cause I fucked up, right? I said, I said, I have no idea. I love this shirt.

And her only comment was, it's so loud, though. There's so many colors. She goes, maybe you got to just got to tone it down and do something a little bit more lower key. That's all she said. I have no idea why I said that.

I was more worried when I was's all she said I don't idea why I said that To are made for each other I like the colors though it has a very You know what a little appeal the curtain back. There's a band. I discovered called the the church of the cosmic skull and They do their logo and everything, they do that with all the colors like that. And I was just so impressed with it. I loved the look of it.

I stole that and put it around the gold barons. But just the image of the barons. Like it's so badass. It looks like some sort of like garage Halloween punk band or something, like you know, that's where, like if we took the stage and we could play music like that. like garage Halloween punk band or something. Like, you know, that's where, like, like, like if we took the stage and we could play music like that. Oh, that would be awesome.

Fuck potting. We'd be swimming in fucking money. We'd be the new, the 2021 kiss, you know? Like, look, you got a chance to 2022 when they quit. We just can't make that our tour shirt. I don't know why, but I thought this was a kind of a clever way to kind of like, you know, bring the fact that we can't sell these shirts and their dogs and put them on sale. I don't know.

I really love this aspect of the game, just kind of including this into the mix. Not the drawing, but it's just saying, you know, like when you're wearing around, you just don't know what it is. For the uninformed, they think. Yeah, but that rainbow can mean anything. I mean, if you want to mean pride, boom. That's what it means. If you want to mean, there's that many barons

in the baron universe, boom, that's what it means. I love to you. Yeah, it's totally, what's it called? Liquid, not liquid, but it's fluid. Fluid, there liquid not liquid, but like it's fluid fluid. There you go Cool. All right, please buy a shirt So This that shirt is available on tellumsteve Dave.com as I'm sure most people know and To celebrate Halloween for every challenge the barons and dollar win

We will knock two bucks off the price of that shirt. Whoa, and how many challenges are there six? So possibly $12 off a shirt. That's how many fucking shirts we got We are fucking swimming into my basement now the shirts have now become a tax rate off So yeah, I think the shirt starts at 28 for some of the smaller sizes. So at the end of the night, you know, due to math. The shirt's 28 bucks a piece? Yeah, but with free shipping, which isn't really free shipping. I think I figured out how much, whether or not selling.

But the other shirts did well. Yeah. Yeah, even at that cost. All right, man. But it could be, we could not that shirt down to a much more attractive price. Okay. For the listeners by the end of this evening.

All right. So are you guys ready to drag dollar from the bowels of hell and win his freedom? Let's do it. I am. I am. his freedom. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Get busy living. Get busy. That's Halloween motherfuckers.

He is the Jullyard School that uh. Wow. You know what? Maybe he is offensive. I don't know. Is it the Julliard school that uh, wow. You know what? Maybe he's offensive. I don't know. You're walking it back.

No, this acting is a little to other actors. It's so over the top that it's beyond anybody taking it seriously. Okay. I get worried, but that much props to Chuck for that special effect. The floor opened up in the Tom Steve Dave studios. Yeah. We saw the floor breakaway and we can see a little bit of hell creeping through peaking through. Yeah. Chuck's like the Harry Hassan House and Harry Harry House and Ray Harry House and Ray Harry House and of Tom Steve Dave Town. Yes. You got to get that Ray Harryhaus and Ray Harryhaus and a tell them Steve Dave Town. You got to get that on a fucking business card.

You don't have to on a business card by Monday? You fucked up. Yeah. That's how you're going to make your inroads into fucking Hollywood. He's like, Ray Harryhaus. I think I know. All of Hollywood has to run a Ray Harryhausen in 60 years. I can't believe it. I can't believe it.

Well, this shit looks way, way more abatrished than what anybody could do on a computer tonight. Yeah, Dollar Shave popping out of this floor looks better than anything Ray Harry has. If we resurrected Ray Harryhausen tonight, we showed him that. He never hard to do it. It was me like, that must be a trillion dollar The people in the floor below us and be like looking around at the ceiling Wow, but it was great what an intro man. He's up. He's happy. He's got his catchphrase immediately Well done no, Chuck much props for that awesome. Yeah, let's do that. I came out good. All right. Listen, I got a bit

It's 1130. I gotta go feed these fucking cats Can I just ask you stay for two more seconds to see the entrance of the devil's it's coming right? Oh, well of course Yeah, absolutely. You want to see this? No, you're absolutely great. I'm sorry. Yeah No, no, no, if I thought about it. I don't know. No, no, no, no, no, if I thought about it. No, no, no, no, they'll be fine All right, all right, and then you're soon as that then you know, yeah, no great. I want to see it. I actually want to see it Where have you been that's a good question You look like you've been well, and you literally threw hell yeah yeah show the jacket what's hell like we've always heard that they only keep

I'll say this delicately only your your bottom torso and hell. Is that true? That's not true. That is not true, sir. You were fucking a bunch of demons, because of even girls. He was so fuck with Dallet. Respect my money. You're saying only the lower half is down there. The upper and usually you're getting taken, right?

I'm taking. So, you're doing a taste no idea. I'm talking about it. Do you want to get rescued? Or do you want to stay in hell? I think you. Oh, so you're doing a taste no idea. Do you want to get rescued? Or do you want to stay in hell? So I think you have it a good time. Let's see what you got for the up here. Let's see what the alternatives are. All right, so dollar tonight, we're going to try and rescue you from hell. Bring you back to the land of the living and where you could become a regular part of Tom Steve Dave once again because you know you I don't know if you know this but

you were canceled no one knew it. I didn't know. I didn't know what it is. Yeah you were too problematic you know the you know the white afro the speech you know it just probably on my end more so than anybody actually canceling you I just if I was to get a little too sensitive, little too much heat. I thought maybe come our way if we kept going back to the well. Luckily society has calm down since I, once again, they're ready for, you know,

they've had a lot of heat. I just came from hell. How much more heat can I get? So I'm got, I'm guessing you guys are wondering how the devil will manifest himself to compete here tonight. Yeah. Well, wonder no longer. Oh boy. Because the devil has split his very being into two to become the most depraved, the most

despicable, the most debauched, the most deviant, Damanadu, to ever appear on a podcast. Behold the devil. Damn! Sorry for horning my way in. Ha ha ha ha! Sorry for horning my way in Yeah, I like yeah, they'll be held to pay for interrupting my beauty sleep

It's sponsored by Adidas You're wearing a Didas sweatpants, he's wearing Adidas shorts. It's just a coincidence. What about that intro, huh? Wow, man. I'm what's similar. Yeah, no, no, that looks great. I mean, Tom looks miserable. It looks embarrassed to be there.

He looks like he should feel quite frankly. It takes a couple years to get over that. I got a breath. That was gonna say he is not nearly as into the character as Get Him or Sunday. Sunday takes such glee. Yeah. You can just see the light in his eyes. You can see Get Him too.

You see he pops out. He is fucking ready to go Yeah, but like Tom for those who can't see get him is dressed in a red leotard Yeah, body suit like almost like he is like a like a dancer right on stage like that would be a body leotard Like a spandex body suit. Yeah, and he's got his faces got red paint. Tom is wearing a Darth Maul costume. So, a red top hat that's from the red baron and horns from my daughter's Halloween costume. And he wore shorts because he had the good sense to not leave, you know, to try to cover up a little bit.

Yes. He was gonna try my clothes face too. I ain't got nothing to hide. Right. You chose to go short-list. Yeah. Well, I had boxers on. Yeah, but, well, but yeah, but like, you know, Tom definitely,

I'm gonna help on the inside. Yeah, but Tom definitely was like, I did not anticipate this. You know, he was coming up with the games, you know, like, I came up with the premise of Dollar Shave and Hell and everything and he was like, all right, I'll come up with some Halloween games that we can do, some activity, some challenges. And then I also threw in there, okay, but you're gonna be the devil too.

And he was like, okay, but I don't think he realized, though, that was like, here, where the skimpy outfit too. Right, yeah. Yeah, it's funny, is did he have to? I think to make it Halloween, to make it to sell it to the crowd, and to be the audience, I mean, to sell it to the crowd and to the audience.

I mean, you have to dress like the devil though. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. But did it have to be skin tight on both of them? I'll say this. I do a close-up on Getham that I feel legitimately guilty about, including him. You're going to see it in a minute. But again, Chuck Lucho props. Amazing work. I mean, I do want to remind people that the studio was a little cold that night. You're gonna see it in a minute, but again Chuck Lucio props. Yeah, amazing work

I mean I do want to remind people that the studio was a little cold that night All right, I'm gonna hop off here to take care of some cats I'll check back in when you guys what I'm done if you guys are still going. No, I'll jump back in all right Goody happy Halloween guys. Oh, yeah, yeah happy Halloween. Bye. All right, we're ready happy Halloween guys. Oh, yeah, yeah happy Halloween. Bye. Cool play Do you want to say anything before we begin Brian again? Brian anything oh you want to go another Yeah, you know, you know, they're spot perhaps yeah, oh before we get back into it

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I said a bit. Guys are rookies. Remember what I said about hell before? Yeah, it was a reason why I was down in hell. So while we're me and him, son? You guys? So guys, I just don't want to question you. So the devil's been split into two. Yes.

And that's because you didn't want to just have Tom. You felt bad you had to have get him into. Oh, that's right, man. This was just a split into two. So the get him could be a part of it as well. Well, the kid was so intimate. He's so intimate. Am I wearing shorts? No, we, part of it as well. Well, the... Come on, he's a more committed one. He's so intubate.

Am I wearing shorts? No, we... Right, you gotta work hard. You gotta join the twins. What the... Well, the challenge is called for two versus two. Okay. So it just made sense to have two devils in this instance.

But I thought that was more like disturbing. Yeah. That this is actually the devil, but this is like, the devil's right arm and this is the devil's left hand Yeah, what's the stir guy? Yeah, you know, I thought and I mean come on anything. I mean look at that That's got it. That's disturbing enough I'm not here to body shame Are you guys ready to get into the very first round to I'm the little devil. Oh, stop. Jesus. Little Red Hot.

Are you guys ready to get into the very first round to rescue Dollar Shave? Yes. Yes, I am. Okay. Real quickly. No, no, that's why not. Judy Garland was only 4-11.

That's going to be out. That's it. So the very first round is going to take place with a question round. And it's cool. This is clever. And this is from the devil's left hand right here. Kaiju guess what I look like? Okay. And this is, you will be given, well, dollar will be given,

a description of a toeho monster by the barons. Okay, you will look at a piece of paper, you will be able to describe the monster on the paper and dollar will be, we'll have a one guess at what the monster is. I know you don't give them a, what you'll, you got to do is describe it to what it looks like. And then Sunday is a toe hole master. Okay. You should get this right just by the description. $1.

$1. Sunday. Who's this Sunday, guys? Yeah. I'm like, it's got a deal. I can just describe it as it is. Well, you can say it looks like Godzilla. Right.

But you can't say, there's words though that are no go words. You probably know what the words are. Okay. Okay. So they can't use there's words though that are no go words you probably know what the words are okay Okay, so they can't use the creature's name Oh, does he didn't give you the creatures now. All right sunday you have to look at Me you can't look at those guys for any facial tics Now we didn't address Dress it when dollar pop that a hell, but dollars jacket Isn't this a right? Are you trusted? Yeah, but we didn't address address it when dollar popped out of hell, but dollars jacket Isn't disarray. Are you trusted? Yeah, but we didn't stop the tape. We didn't stop the comment on it

So I thought we'd take that moment now because This is the second time I've had to go to the listener Who owns the original dollar-save jacket and ask them if we can borrow it for a project? The first time was on screen bar and scream the little short movie trailer that we did and and apparently The aunt who owns it now It's not the original aunt who won it. So it has traveled. It's made it sold it off. He's sold it off But the aunt who has it now was kind enough to send it to me. You know, I don't even know how I found it.

Somebody on, I don't know, who, I think the curator. I asked the curator, do you know who owns the Dollar Shave Jacket and he did know? So I was able to contact the guy in Eskamp, we could borrow it. He was kind enough to send it to me. And when he sent it to me, it got to my house. The green leather was peeling like crazy. They're all the green leather, because it's not really leather, it's leather. I found it like an odd job outlet, not even a real odd job.

It was just like some like, knock off like, oh my god, like a dollar store, not even a dollar, like a 50 cent store it is. And they had a whole bunch of green jackets. And I think I got the green jacket for like five bucks. And it's the only double X I could find in the whole store. But for the guy being kind and send them back to us, his jacket was destroyed. So I have to send them back now a tattered disarray a dollar-shape jacket But I went out and I picked up up another green jacket and I had everybody sign it. So he now he owns two Green dollar-shape jackets one has never been on screen. No not screen news though. Right. I think

Sunday Jeff set it right away is like the back looks like T2 where it's just like And maybe now since that jacket has all those bullet holes and everything, maybe now it adds a little bit more character to it. And hopefully the guy's not pissed off. And now it's part of the story though. Yeah, that's part of the health story. But I did want to acknowledge the kindness of that listener to send to us.

And he was paid with a fucking damaged jacket coming back to him now, but with a new jacket as well. But doesn't look exactly like that. But it's not like we damaged it. It was no, it was just the USPS damage. I don't know how it happened because he just sent, he shipped it in a bag and all the greens just started flaking off. And so you just see the gray that's underneath. I'm still finding pieces of it in here when I go back. Yeah, it's probably toxic. No. It's out. Now, how much did the new jacket cost? 90 bucks.

90 bucks. And originally, how much did you get for the Dollar Shave Jacket when you e-baited it or whatever you... No, I didn't e-bait it. Oh, you did it? We did when the small hands audiobook came out. I don't remember what the contest was. It was name, name a bunch of, it was named something.

How many times something happened in the audiobook? And who could name as many instances? Was it the TSD references? Yes, so many TSD references were in the audio book. Okay. And whoever could name the most won the jacket. But the guy who won it, I guess he fell on hard times or just, you know, fell out of listening to Tom

Steve Davis. And he sold it on eBay. And now the current owner, um, who has it, you know, is, I don't know if he's upset. I hope he's not upset. I hope he understands, you know, that we didn't want that to happen. And hopefully he's happy with now getting two dollar shave jackets. One heat, what should be, you can probably ebay immediately. Right.

Yeah. But that's the, that's the little background on the dollar shaved jacket. Nice. So you look over here, you're just listening to, to the white bar and the gold bar.

And when the white bar and you, you know, you could say pass. Okay. When you feel like you can't give any more description than gold bar and you pick up yours and you go back and forth, trying to get all six. And if you get all six, you're gonna to add 6.66 seconds to the devil's

overall time and the physical challenge. Great. All right. What's the. How do we go? We go back, back, back, back, forward, back, forward. Back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. OK.

OK. You know, if you only get, if you have to get all six, he should get it. I mean, this is right. This is a fucking. You've said that multiple times. We've said this many times and it's not straight. Ready? Get set.

White barring you're up first. Go! Okay, this thing, it has two plant-like things coming off the side. It just looks like this want thing with a red hole in the middle of it. But it's got an alligator-type face with some tusks coming around the two-tone...

Camera. Gap, you know what? I was about to like, you know, spank Sunday for saying that. But it's, it's Kaiju guess who I am, right? That's the title of it. Yes. Because Gamera isn't a Toho creature, but we didn't say Toho. So when he said Gamera, I'm gonna thank God I didn't lay it to all my camera.

It looked like a real jerk off Because gamma is a Kaiju, but what in the moment though? I was like, why did he say gamma? I got gamma is not toho, but you know what he was right That's why I'm nervous about Any moment it's good turn down so now I didn't snap so ultra-man is Kaiju as well Ultraman would be considered a Kaiju because they say Kaiju when we're watching it's good turn though. So now I didn't snap. So Ultraman is Kaiju as well. Ultraman would be considered a Kaiju. Because they say Kaiju when we're watching it's okay. Very good. So Pigmon would be Kaiju. Yes, he's a Kaiju. Very good. Dorable. Skull Baron, you can go back to it if you got time, but Dol Baron you're up. This guy is sort of a teal color. He looks like Godzilla. He's got a six pack. He's very scaly. Gabbara of me? Gabbara. Yes. Nice. This one is a female looking one. It's got giant fox ears, two gold boobs,

three clawed hands, red scaly body with like fox ears. That's it. Keep tormenting him. Get him. Gold. Looks like it's where a gold boob rod. It's definitely a female. Yeah, he's came Caesar. correct nice gold baron this guy looks like a silver octopus with red eyes I mean he doesn't have arms like an octopus these head looks like an octopus the bottom of the show me show me show me show me gold I was like show me show gold. And you're so nervous to show me. I love that. That's really look like rock.

That's what I'm going to do. Is that the smog monster now? You know what? In the moment, it is the smog monster, but that's the American name of that monster. I know smog monsters. It's a Kimmer with its yours or Jeff's favorite Kaiju. It's Jeff's. OK. of that monster. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. One out of six do not get to add any time to the overall score of the of the devils, you know, what the hell? Oh well. Did it? What the hell? All right. All right. So our first physical challenge, the devils will be going first. You're going to be trying to beat their score. It's called tossing the salad. I'm glad that you're gonna be for that. Apifersira. Stop that. That was a great wrap. That was a great wrap. Years, years, years, years back.

I like made mixed tapes. Oh, just like random comedy bits that I would listen to in my car. And that's one of the comedy bits. I downloaded off like a boot leg Napster for Mac. That was funny. How fast he came out with it. Yeah, that was great. The way he says it to the pronunciation.

It is. It's a dead copy in Chris Rock. Yeah, because he's telling a story about how he watched an HBO special and he's still about this one prisoner who comes out and he's like, I'm a first syrup syrup. Yeah, I loved it. I didn't know what the connection was or what it was in reference to, but I was just impressed at the way you just delivered it. You wait your whole life for it to deliver that. I don't even get it, but just the way they said it was such confidence.

I can't listen to like it was a ten-dellarps. Was that from Eddie Murphy? No, it was Chris Rock. Players will use a pair of skeleton hands, salad tongs, and throw a foam pumpkin back and forth. The team that catches the pumpkin the most in 60 seconds wins. So your partner will have the tongs and he will try to catch it.

Just for an example, just an example, throw. Oh! These devils are fucking crafty. You guys have tossed a salad many times, it looks like. So you have to have a salad many times it looks like so here's definitely where we need to start painting a picture with some words right yeah so the the salad tongues are actually skeleton hands that are that really look like salad tongues yeah yeah is that what they're made? I don't know what they're made for,

but I mean, this is the brilliance of Tom. This is why Tom has become a very valuable a member of the TSD town. Tom it down there. He, I don't know if he saw this game online. I don't care if he stole it from online. It's just like it was just very just very well done. And for those who aren't able to see what's going on to Tom and Gidham are about, I don't know what you say,

like two and a half feet apart. Let's get him. Let's get him before four feet apart from each other. Six feet apart. They have a small styrofoam pumpkin that they have to toss back and forth, not using their hands. I have to catch back and forth, not using your hands. I have to catch it with the tongs and throw it back with the skeleton tongs. And how many times they can complete it within 60 seconds. And that's the physical challenge of this episode. Now I did not think it was going to work out at all. I thought it was going to be so hard to catch, which was why I was like, remember that I

caught it once. Yeah. I was shocked at how it went. Then when we start, it's just, well like, remember that I caught it once. Yeah, I was shocked at how, damn when we start, it's just, well, I don't want to ruin it. Yeah, I mean, yeah. I mean, you look like Odell Beckham out there, Gatum, the way you're making snags with that pumpkin.

Yeah. I mean, like, we finally found the sport you're good at. Yeah, I'm pushing for it to be in the only way. I mean, if the NFL was to, like, you know, to go do away with footballs and just... So, Roger Cunnell was like, you know what? Set a team somewhere in New York, ain't working. What we need to do is throw around a star-fucked pumpkin.

And you'll need two right-ass bone hands, okay? You devils ready? Ready is we're gonna be... Get set. Oh, it's got toasty. One, two, three. Ready is we're gonna be get set. Oh, it's got tossing one two three Three I'm sorry

four five six seven eight nine 10 11 12 13 four good at, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 21, 21, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 20, 27, 27, 27. What is the tag off the board? 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36. How to breath, how to breath, how to breath, how to breath, how to breath, how to breath, how to breath, how to breath, how to breath, how to breath, how to breath, how to breath, how to breath, how to breath, how to breath, how to breath, how to breath, how to breath, how to breath, how to breath, how to breath, how to breath, how to breath, how to breath, how to breath, how to breath, how to breath, how to breath, how to breath, how to breath, how to breath, how to breath, how to breath, how to breath, I hear a re-eat 39. 30-9. 30-9. 30-9. Oh, okay.

We're gonna have a heart attack before I get to help. The devils are going for us. The judges, I think it was 40. Yeah. 40 on the nose. I think I caught more than Tom did, though. I was absolutely like, holy fuck. I would say we're bored.

I couldn't believe it. And like, so for those who couldn't see what happened, I mean, obviously you heard, I did you'd take caught 40 successive or successful catches of the pumpkin in 60 seconds. And I was like, I don't know if we're going to be able to beat that. I know. Like, you know, I was confident that they could not. So like right off the bat, I'm like in the very first challenge if like dollar doesn't

win. It's over. That's why I mean, to hear. I kick the pumpkin away from those guys when it fell and hit the floor at one point. I kicked it away. So because I was like, fuck, I can't these guys can't win. You can even see the look in Jeff's eyes right there. It's a little like, I'm in trouble. Yeah. Well, Brian, what were you thinking when you're sitting there watching it? I was the same thing as you. I was like, I cannot believe how good they are at this. Like, they must have practiced this before.

Nope. Now we're not like Jeff, we don't cheat beforehand. Yeah, but I was very, very concerned when I saw that they got 40 successful tosses and catches. And even with you kicking it and then dropping it a couple of times, it's still like every one and a half seconds. Yeah. Like I said, if there's a professional pumpkin toss in league, you and Tom are gonna be all stars.

I have a kind of pumpkin chunk. You know, we found, finally found what you are good at, tossing a salad. And Tom and Brian. Yeah. All right, so who wants to go first of the barrens to try to beat? You guys gotta get 41.

We go with $1. With $1? Yeah. How you feel about this one bud? Want me to take it? Both of you guys are gonna have to go. You don't get a cue, it's okay. Because then the gold one will go.

Alright. I'm up. Alright. 41 catches. I feel like we cheated like Sunday definitely does And ready and your mark get set step back a little bit That good You're trying to cheat right you're getting a little bit closer than get about. I just want to know what I'm supposed to do

Okay, all right get set go one two three four five six seven eight One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, three, six, eighteen, nineteen, twenty. Where they, where they, oh, they told to do that. No, that's just like you know What's it in proving so for those at home who don't have visuals you can hear the the moaning and the whaling

The devil's just took it upon themselves to start to try to distract dollar-save by you know going underneath the tosses and Face is putting his hands by his eyes and but right off the bat the tosses and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and it, and I would, and it looks. That's the thought. I would have, that's one of the reasons I didn't want to go up. I'm like, do I have the coordination to do this? But then you see these like Dalin and Kugo and back and forth, I was like, this could be like for like little kids like an elementary school Halloween party. That's what it seems like. And I thought there might have been stick them on the fucking pumpkin.

You know, there was, I mean, that's an old Leicester Hayes, Oakland Raiders 1980s joke that I throw out every couple years. My Lester Hayes joke. See how it's seen. Nobody ever gets it. Lester Hayes and Ray Harryhausen. Google Lester Hayes, he was the greatest corner back to ever play the game.

And I love to watch him. He would cover himself with this foreign substance in the NFL. It was this nasty ear wax looking substance and it would, and he was a cornerback, and he would go up. And if the ball just happened to hit him, it would stick to him and it would be an interception then. And the NFL didn't band it for almost three years.

So he was like this awesome cornerback for the Oakland Raiders. And he had to like the, you know, the Jerry Crow on his hair. He just looked like a badass out there. He would crouch almost like Tom and get him on right now. It would be so intimidating to the wide receiver because he'd be up there crouching covered in stick him. Was he on the Oakland Raiders or the little rascal? What's his name?

Lester Hayes. Lester to molester. Oh, rip off. That was just, I love it. Oh, I'm guessing I'm gonna be floating out in this. I'm gonna read up on him so the next joke can tell I'm gonna get it. All right. 21, 22, 23, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 28, 24, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 25, 23 24 26 27 28 29 30

29 30 30 31 32 33 34 35 35 36 37 34, 35, 35, 36, 37, 37, 38, stop it. I am so glad that somebody was paid enough attention to scream, snooge into the presence of mine. I am so intent on counting. I don't want to desperately don't want to cheat them out of them because I know how important it is for $1

and at least can make it through the first round. I never would have thought of to say Snugan, so well done, Brian. I want to do it. Excellent. 39, 40, 41, that you bet. Yeah.

Achieve. Yeah. Woo. Woo. That's a whole lot of work. Well done, wife Barry. We're gonna achieve! Woo! Oh! Well done, White Baron! Alright, hey! We got, you know, White Baron's right.

What's the rules? So now that this gold Baron has a go, we got this. Now the gold Baron doesn't have to go. We go right to Round 2! We're starting to like it up here. Alright! Wow, despite the devil's trying some devil... We're not allowed to work. We're not allowed to work. We're not allowed to work. We're not allowed to work. We're not allowed to work. We're not allowed to work.

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We're not allowed to work. We're not allowed to work. We're not allowed to work. We're not allowed to work. We're begin with a question. So I'm going to get there again. I'm going to get my gamble. Yeah. I really have Judy Garland's back. Let's go to block the Wi-Fi. Okay. So this segment is called Diagnosed Ghost.

So you name the ghost that is referenced in the statement. And there are six of them here. So how again are we going to add the time here? They get extra time. This is another good idea. Oh, personally, again, it was for every correct answer. They got 10 seconds for a total of double the amount of time that the devil's got.

But you changed this. To write with the coach. I like 6.66 seconds. I'll get the coach. All right, have a forever and you're right one. They get 6.66 seconds added to their score. Have a lot of time. That's a lot of time. So I can confer with the balance if I'm not sure. Yeah, you can.66 seconds added to their score. To your score. That's a lot of time.

So I can confer with the bounds if I'm not sure. Yeah, you can. If you want to. I mean, are you really gambling right there? No, no, I'm looking at gay facts. Oh. Ah. The Bryant is on his phone for those who do not.

We just cut away to a shot of Q questioning the rules of the game. But then Bryant is intently on his phone. And before we started playing because there was so much downtime because what Chuck had so much camera setting up to do in the Mike's the labs. Yeah, that Q just went and started gambling online. Yeah, because he can't do it in New York. He said so when he gets to Jersey, he started to do some blackjack on his phone. And we thought thought maybe that's what you got into two over there but you're looking you're working. I'm the clock baby. Faxing offensive costumes.

So for every correct answer you're going to add a second to the devil's overall score. Okay. For a grand total of 6.66 seconds. If you really get one right we'll only add a second to their final score. Okay. Hold on one second. I want to be in full bear mode for this. So what happened right there is I want to do want to give a nod to Q for being only and on this one.

He didn't have to put the rubber mask back on. Yeah. It immediately was like, well, this is hot. It's so like, yeah, so I was very Like, really? Yeah. And so, like, yeah, so, I was very happy because it just adds so much more to the visuals for him to be masked as the white barren, just because it just looks so weird. Yeah.

It just looks so unusual. And, you know, a lot of these Hollywood guys, you know, like they don't want to wear the mask that covers their face, you know, that's why nobody wants to be judge dread because you have to wear the mask the whole time. That's why Stallone was like got to take the mask off So you know but cue going like you know not Karen and putting the mask on for the rest of the game I thought was take that still

I put the the predator to the original predator was supposed to be Sean Claude Vondam Right, he didn't want to wear the mask to cover his face. Right. That's what I'm saying. A lot of these guys, you know, they want to be able to be on screen and show their handsome, you know, visuals, their handsome mugs, but. Money makers. Yeah, but he was like, you know what? He's so committed to being the white baron that he was like, I'm going to wear the costume. And you as well. But maybe I told you, I like to wear it. You know, that's why I don't mind watching this right now. He wants that to be his real face Yeah, oh my god I was love to be like to be so this figure that I had to wear the whole time

24-7 like I had it was a must because it was too disturbing for you not to wear it Debbie I got into a car accident bad news Face is to figure good news. I get to wear a mask all the time Diagnosed ghost you understand the premise something. I get to wear a mask all the time. Huh? Diagnosed ghost, do you understand the premise something? I don't, I know you don't. No. I can tell by your face. Even though it doesn't know the answer.

Do you understand where you are? Yes, I understand where I'm at. That's good. It feels like I'm in hell. Okay, so I'm gonna give you a sentence. And then you tell me the ghost that is referenced in the sentence. Okay. Okay, it's a famous ghost.

Okay, number one. What? This was Ebenezer Scrooge's old business partner. Yes, Marley. Marley, Jacob Marley. Jacob Marley. Final answer, Sunday? Yes. Correct. That green jacket was awesome. It does. Marley Jacob Marley Jacob Marley final answer Sunday. Yes correct

That green jacket was awesome. It does Sunday he is the friendliest ghost in the world That would be Casper who go on by himself. It's work. Why how do you know it's right? Casper the friendly Friendly it's guys are so cock-sure that he got it right. Imagine that a little confidence. This one's tough. Make sure Unchained Melody isn't playing while you're doing pottery with this ghost around.

Yeah. It's a room full of heteroman. Who the fuck is gonna get an answer to this question? But he is a famous ghost though. Yeah, I know the movie. I know the fuck I was gonna get an answer to this question. But he is a famous ghost though. Yeah, I knew the movie. Yeah, I know the movie. It was ghost. It was a ghost.

But I think there's, it has been parried in enough films that it's quite iconic. Yeah, it's definitely iconic. And the second he's talking about it, of course, like most people know, like they have the scene, they have the visual of the scene. But the name of the ghost like you the name of the cat Patrick's Ways He's character. Yeah, I You could I could have sat here from now until the end of time

I never be able to tell you the characters name dude. We played the game only a week ago I still I don't know it again Wasn't last time you saw the movie I remember digging that movie movie. Even though, like you said, where had road dudes, where very had a road. We're super had a road. Let me go mistake. I like the, the movie Goldberg scenes. I love the movie.

Yeah, well, I prefer the, just the movie Goldberg scenes where like he's talking to her and she's like, everyone's looking at her like strange. Right, but it was a really well done movie. I don't know if there's a lot to watch. I think it might, but I don't remember like really much about it, but I remember walking out of the theater

and being like, I really enjoyed that. Like, you know, I rediscovered love if you're not movie, yeah. And I walked over to Michael's and bought some clay. Yeah. Yeah. That was from Patrick Stewart. I don't know what Patrick's was.

Patrick Swayze. Patrick Stewart. Patrick Sway know what's Patrick's Waze Patrick Stewart Guys remember the characters name though for an extra one point. Oh, I don't I know I should being the gold Baron It was Sam It was Sam. Criket. Wheat? Wheat. From those.

Yeah. Listen, I knew the move. That's how I watched. Tom's acting like you were like, dark. Yeah. He's there to get him making the fucking pottery. Okay, next one. Maybe the

maintenance shouldn't have hired this bio-exercist. That would be middle juice. Very good. Well done. Another 1.1 second added. These brothers were sentenced to death by electric chair by judge Stephen the hammer Wexler. I was really hoping to spend some money. Yes, the White Bear. The Scalary Brothers for LeBody. Ghostbusters 2. That's what I was trying to snope you. I figured you might...

Two might not have been as good as one. You just came at me with a Ghostbusters 2. Ghostbusters 2. I was gonna get a Ghostbusters 2. The same baby. I didn't pull one on. You know, Q's... I feel like he's kind of serious.

He's seriously annoyed. So what happened just there for those who do not have visuals is Q took the mask and hat off to talk to Tom that he was like, he was offended. Almost like when that doctor on the show takes his glasses off. Yeah, it's dramatic. Just scoffing the entire time. Like what the fuck does it matter with you?

But is it kind of cocky of Q to think that everybody knows he loves to go spussers like that? He would know every, I don't know this Larry This is a factor about me In this audience in this audience not knowing that he is a fan of ghost busters is that is a Fogel The gregious error on top of part okay all right it's a faux pomp on Tom's part but Brian What a many did you know this Larry?

Absolutely not and I've seen the movie multiple times I've already forgotten the ghost I Can see the scene of my head, but yeah the name of the yeah, but for those not at home He might as well have dropped like a joke about Q's mother the way that Q So when I Q took the mask up and looked at him. You're right. He seemed a fender Like you're silly silly for doing this Like you're silly. Silly for doing this. I didn't pull one on you.

That's the lesser devil. Yeah. We're gonna call. The devil wearing shorts. We're the ones with the sweater hanging. More to love. Another one point. Beast that lightly.

Another 1.1 seconds. I had to do a roll score for so far that I only got one wrong, right? Yeah. OK, so if you get this right, you'll add 5.5 seconds to their score. I just had to ask, was the placement, who decided on the placement of the doubles in the barring? Okay, so for those not at home,

if you're looking at the screen, if you were looking at a screen, dollar is on the far left. Yeah. Get them, you are next to dollar to the right, to the right of you is Tom, and then to the right of Tom, that I am the blackberry.

I just think it's funny because I'm in total red and him wearing the Darth Maul is in red and black and then you're in total black. So I think it's interesting. It's color coordinated, you're saying? Yeah, like he is the mixture, the between the two. Chuck, did you place a star like that on purpose? I did. You might as well say yes, because I know you didn't.

You know? Just another genius. Move by Chuck. Yeah. It's an onion. I'm making the little picture box with my hand as I'm setting you guys up in your chairs. I mean, that's on the level of like the guy who had to get the China right on the Titanic movie. the guy who had to get the China right on the Titanic movie.

Like, you had to get the right design on the China. Oh, no, I'm just looking at like, you're both wearing a D-dirt pants. It's like, he's a malgamation of you and I. It does look like he's your child sometimes. It does. It really does. He's going to remember who his dad is.

All right. The sound of this woman dying was like a garbage truck drop on the Empire State Building. Large March, baby. Correct! What the white baron was going to be? What was the special needs baron? He's fucking... Well, he spent all his time watching movies instead of being in school.

Yeah, being your ass in the pump and tossing. No, both of us are salad tossing. Hey, I beat your ass in the pumpkin sauce. No, both of us. Salad tossing. Not my ass. It is ass. Okay. So actually, what will happen is big at five extra seconds to try to go further with the pumpkin. So this is the physical challenge.

It's called on your knees. Mmm. My favorite. I'm concentrating so hard because I know I'm up that I totally missed that softball. All right, what am I going to be doing? But Q is super competitive. I didn't realize it. You can tell.

Yeah, once these games get started, he wants to win, which I admire. You know, I'm sure. You're like, I don't probably, as soon as this is over, you can give a fuck less. He wants to win, which I admire. You know? Oh, sure. You're like, I don't probably, as soon as this is over, you can give a fuck less. But Q, I see really feels like I could feel the competitiveness and Q. I even dollar I could tell is just like, I gotta go to work in the morning.

Can we speed this up? You can almost see the gear's turning in Q's head when he tries to figure out any mistakes in the higher Tom mid, man. Yes, yes. Or a mistakes. Right. The higher Tom midman. Yes. Or a twist to win. Yeah. Or a twist.

Yeah. I was like, is it too easy? They're begging for mercy on their knees. A foam pumpkin is inserted between a player's knees. They must waddle to their partner and exchange the pumpkin to them without using their hands. The partner must then walk back to start. The person or team that gets the furthest in 60 seconds wins. So it's like a really hard thing. So you start at the green wall, come to the couch, give it

off to a dollar or vice versa or the opposite and then then dollar you would have to get back to the wall beating the time it took these guys to do it. So if we drop it we have to go back to start. Yes. Okay. So when we getting our 5.5 seconds deducted from our score, yes. Like if we do it in 60 seconds our time is 55 seconds. Got it. Yes. Got it. Well that's a big advantage. Great time. Yeah. And should be good. Should we go? Now this was my idea was to every time we do a physical challenge. That's definitely the challenge. That one goes down the church in the staircase.

No, I don't know if they can hear that on the audio version. We're not playing it, right? No, we are because it's just the instrumental that's made by some random band as a cover. Okay, so that won't get flagged. Yeah, this is what they call a karaoke version. It was made for a karaoke CD, so it's not like, you know. So I would paint the picture for those who can't see. I would say the green wall to the couch is how far,

Brian, would you say in feet wise? I would give it maybe 20 feet, you think, get them? Oh, like 25 I think. So going there to the couch and back, so the relay race is probably 50 feet. And so that's what we're trying to time, get going with a pumpkin and passing it up to your partner and going 50 feet. And Tom has a very strange gate. The way he walked his method of operations. We're gonna see it in a second, but boy, it's funny.

It's like he's almost like he, I think he's overthinking it. Like he got out or something the way he did. No, he got walked. I thought it'd be a gout of nose. Yeah, man, come here guys. Those are some ginger steps. Yeah, why are you walking so gingerly?

Do you have gout as well? To hold a pumpkin between your knees? Yes, many times. Those are some ginger steps. Yeah, why are you walking so gingerly? Yes, many times I can move a lot I don't know what you're doing on Saturday night I think this parents do the relay race This is this is everybody paid to see you're not a patron seeing this right now I want to know what you're spending your money You're not on a patron seeing this right now Tom is devastated so if you're not able to see what's going on is that, get them and Tom are face to face. Oh, sorry. They can't be any closer unless they were fucking actually making out. Right?

They're pressed up against one another. Yeah, they're trying to pass between their knees, a styrofoam pump goodness. And it's, it's almost like, like, they're trying to like consummators. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I don't know how you consummate. No.

It does look like a mating richie. Yeah. I'm talking about like any animal kingdom. Oh yeah, like, yes. So Richard Antmer could be narrating this. Yes. Which two animals? And she'll have an approach to finna

If two oxes were in he This is what it might look like if like And it's very tough because It's It's it's not round. It's It's it's a shape of a pumpkin sideways. So you can't really squeeze it to make it pop out so it's because you're not using your hands.

And so for those at home who can't see, get him and Tom have dropped the pumpkin and Tom must go back to the beginning. Oh yeah. And shuffle some more. Oh! Get him back to the beginning! The one falling out!

Yeah! Put your paws off! Get back to the beginning! One, four, five, and then two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, five, two, five, two, five, two, two, five, two, five, two, five, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, two, five, five, two, two, five, I'm not gonna cheat like them. Come on Tom. You guys are getting massacred out here. Looks like you're shaking pants. Wow. I want you to see this all the time. I want you to just supposed to go on for it. It was supposed to be 60 seconds. It's definitely longer than a minute. All right, here we go. Oh, really? Oh, I'm grabbing the picture in the way. Is about to happen

on screen for the first time ever on Tell Steve Dave. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, So he took Tom three times to get the Tom third time. That was the third time. He finally got it in between your knees.

Yeah, he rotated it. Now you're walking like your name is Igor. You can just feel it start to slip and your every movement just makes it slip a little more. So you're almost as you're playing the game or should I just drop it and restart? Or should I try to go forward? No, wait, do you see the way you're walking right now? That's you probably in about 25 years. I think that's my generous. Two or five.

That's a definitely over. It's a rounding error. Okay, I was being kind, but yeah, I think that's how you're going to move about wherever you're dwelling. Oh, no, no, I'll be one of those scooters by that point in time. It looks like you're already holding one. Oh, oh, oh a camera on this angle. I got it. I got it. Oh, this will be a lot easier because he was able to place the pumpkin more securely. Look at that. Katie got back. Yeah.

I was taking a photo. Oh, it's a time. That's it. Find a cue, take a photo of that or a video. Yeah, just save it for later. Yeah, cue popped out his phone and took a photo of, get him at the end there, but. I'm kind of worried about him now.

So the trick probably was to drop the pump in immediately. Yeah, yeah, that was the cheating way. Yeah, so you can, yeah, so you can pop up there. It's not cheating. It's working within the rules set forth by a, that's what Belicechek would have instructed his players to do.

He was the head coach of what's just called again. What's this? Get in your knees. Get in your knees. Get in the mouth. Turn up your knees. Paul a favor coach. Bill Belicech. I love the Patriots to coach. Down on your knees. I can understand my Thomas deflating the puppies.

So you was a little over a minute? I think. We'll find out when it starts again. But yeah, you guys successfully were able to complete the relay race though, but it took a lot longer than expected though. Oh yeah. Two minutes. Two minutes?

And 21 seconds. Wow. And eternity. That's why I wanted to kiss the seconds. Two more seconds. Wow. We'll give my new pump, give him a risk of losing. Oh. Just pulling a frame three.

The crushed yellow pump. The clutch from the devil's on there, on the upper form right here. Oh. The New Jersey devil's, if you will. I'm not usually normally, I don't normally have the pump in between my knees. It's usually more secure. We ask the way we do it down in hell. And where is it usually?

I'm usually up. I'm going to make this one very special. Oh, that's it. Yeah. And it doubles whole. Yeah. Well, I mean, did you practice this before? No, no, no, it would have been cheating. We're not, we're not Sunday, Jeff and you.

Whoa, look at that. You know the jack of the crew, stop it. Yeah. Yeah, the dollar is a jacket turned right, Jeff, because if we forgot that he has the green jacket against the green screen. I love how you held the microphone up to Tom to ask him a question. Yeah.

And then when he starts talking, he pulled the back. That's a cool effect though. Well, we didn't plan on what we're going to do with the green screen. We just kind of shot towards it. And last minute, we're like, let's turn it into a normal wall of the office. Right. And then it's something, but it's like, sometimes we have to play with that because we go over there for the games and Sundays in a green jacket.

So in the edit, it's kind of, you know, fast and loose. I mean, that's just one of those, you know, unforeseen, yeah, unthought of, you know, like things that pop up, that you can't cover every base. Exactly. Because people fucking got fucking hell holes opening up in our studio and now you're gonna bitch that the green screen effect for one second was off. What would Ray Harryhausen say?

Just cause Sunday Jeff happened to wander in. He's gonna. He's gonna. He's gonna. He's gonna. He's already practicing. So you guys gonna come sit down here today. Don't get in their way. I don't want anybody to blow a knee out. Oh, we can't harass them? No, don's already practicing. So you guys gonna come sit down here, Dad. Don't get in there, why?

I don't want anybody to blow a knee out. Oh, we can't harass them? No, don't harass them. I cheat. Rice got bad knees as it is, I don't think he needs it. Yeah, that's just a bit. It's kind of wondering if I'm gonna be able to get them together.

Uh-oh. We're gonna put zero on the clock. Well, look at Sunday. Oh, look at that. Oh, my God, look at that. Look at that. Oh, look at Sunday. Oh, look at that. Oh, my God. Look at that. Oh, yeah. Why did you just walk that for a minute?

Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Oh, no. Now, for those who can't see, Sunday had absolutely no problems whatsoever. He was, he was, he was, he was, he was actually walking have a pumpkin between his legs. Yeah, he didn't. He was actually walking with a pimple walking almost. Yeah, he was. He really was.

I question if he walks around work like that. I question why the fuck you two, Tom and you had so much trouble just for geniuses. Why did Sunday walk like it was absolutely no effort? He's wearing jeans. Okay, that plays a factor. I believe so yeah. Why? Because the G material is a little more grippy

than the Nylikro Spandex, whatever, where wearing. It's like, it's like a stick them, you know? Yeah, I like that. We're like, what is the new stick? The Lester Hage. Lester Hage. Now, Brian, what are you thinking right now because you're not wearing jeans,

you have on a all gold glittery suit. I'm in La Mée. Are you having problems right now or is it like it's the hand off or any of it? That's the big problem there because it's so easy to drop it and like he can't, why it in his knees for me to go in without dropping that drop. Yeah. That's a challenge. I come from on your knees. The genius of on your knees.

It sounds like a Japanese game show. And you're also at a disadvantage because you're taller than Sunday. So your knees don't line up. Right. And also one is fake. So like, crouch. Any level challenge. The five gaps help Sarah doesn't help another one. A little more push it a little bit. There you go brother. Now first fucking hand off bitch. Nice and easy boy, nice and easy.

The time brother got two minutes. Yeah, you got to put all the time in the world, Brian. Oh! That's all right, you got to reset it now. With every step I take, you can see it popping out a little more, a little more. It was almost the same exact spot that mine popped out. And so for those at home who aren't

are able to say, Brian, drop the pumpkin, but it's an absolutely genius play to drop the pumpkin. Yeah, it is. It's better to do it. It's absolutely. When I saw Sunday Jeff coming my way, it looked like it was higher than his knees a little bit. Right.

Like almost in it like his inner thighs, like just above his knee. So I was like, well, that's what I'll do since he had such an easy time walking. Now next year if we do on your knees, we're going to close that loophole. Oh, yeah, we're going to close that loophole. Oh yeah? We're going to close the loophole of dropping the pumpkin just to go back to the beginning.

We're going to have to make the first player after we start this one. Yeah, you started the whole thing again. You're not going to find us to take away a drop pick, are you? I'm doing it the first time. What are you guys doing? Nothing, you're done. No, man, you're done. You're all right, you're all right. You're all right, you're all. You're done, man, you're done. You're getting 3 sets, you're all over the wall.

Son, they get back at you, get 4. Look at that. Oh, nice. Yes. Door's down. Oh, man. This bike. Yes, son, that's fucking...

Under a minute. Man, that's fucking out. No time. We need to meet those five seconds. Oh, yeah. The devils are getting their fucking asses. It's like, we're going. Even after that impressive docking by the devils.

Ah! So two challenges down. Two challenges achieved by Dollar Shave. You are almost halfway there to getting out of hell and coming back to Tom Steve Dave Town forever. We're forking up here. Good. This next round is called Monster Moniker. Players will be given the location and description of a cryptid and will be given three multiple choices on what the name of it is.

Okay, so I'm gonna give you a location somewhere in the world, somewhere on the globe, and then I will give you three names, and you tell me which cryptid you think is native to the description that I gave. So just an easy example. If you say New Jersey, we know New Jersey devil. Locked in a small circle. Yes. Got these are a little bit more off the beaten path. These are some of them what lesser known cryptids. Okay, Sundae, you're ready? Can we still? I still can confirm. Yeah, we can't still I still I'm gonna get back into my other

Trader for good. I am the smarter devil. Yeah, which one of you? I mean if you had to if you really were to go do you think toe-to-toe at an IQ test which devil do you think is really smart? Sunday literally has no idea sometimes what's going on. He really doesn't What's going on? He really doesn't I think his wig is on too tight time to tight Oh the band We bring it up. Yeah, it looks it looks gross it up. It looks gross. Yeah. We're better with no, which no,

we're the guys of the horns made of rain. We're gonna talk to them again. Yes. So for those who actually know for anybody listening to this, it's in the audio in the beginning. It's for those who are watching the video, they won't get that call back joke about the QAnon shaman. Right. They'll have to have listened to the exclusive content

Yes, that's on this episode of the regular feed of Tom Steve Dave where we talk about the offensive costumes It's completely the opposite way. No, it's normally done. Usually it's the people who pay they get the exclusive content We're never fucking mixing it up this year. You know why? Because we had to quickly turn this video around to get it out on Halloween. We didn't also want to have to show pictures of the offense of costumes. You know, they just made Chuck's life a little easier just to work on the game portion. So it's not that we're generous.

It's that we waited till the game portion. So it's not that we're generous, it's the... Yeah, it's just... Yeah, is that we waited till the last minute? Yeah, okay. If we have to tell you... I'm not endorsing, I'm mocking. It was on Good Housekeeping's list of do not. Oh, it was, okay. All right, Sunday, what's it got you ready?

Yep. This is a creature resembling a cross between an owl, a fox, and a deer. It is indigenous. Damn. I said, I was fucking really. I was impressed. I was going to visualize every single word here at the door. It is indigenous. Catch it again on the fucking flipside, another fucking perfect pronunciation, to coast the rica. And your options are a the rica docks b Abogucci We're see Fupa bear

So you can you can defer with your parents Yeah, this is your this is your natural word. This is a rough one. I'm up. I'm up close to rica You got the rica docks the abogucci and the Fupa bear did you think I was gonna fuck up? Abogucci rica rica He got the Rika docks, the Abugu Chi, and the Fuppa bear. Did you think I was gonna fuck up Abugu Chi? I think Rika won't be too much. I like to know what I did not. Alex ain't here to help you. Alex, he's Mexican.

I think that was the Rika. 148's dying pretty quick over here so far. All right, Dolor, need an answer. Thank you dogs. Abugu Chi or Fuppa bear. I like Fuppa bear. That's what I was leaning towards as well But I'm gonna go with your partners or go against them understanding it's a total guess dollar shave

You like the fupa. What was the second one? Aboguchi That sounds too Italian Aboguchi Yeah, go with the Fupa bear. Yeah Should have went with your gut. Don't know. know when when you're gut, don't you? No, it was Aboguchi. You don't know what the fupas?

Tell us what the fupas 148. It's the fat underneath the pelicari. Or over the pelicari. Sorry. There's a reason why I don't know that. I thought that was called the gum. Not the fupas, the fat over the pelicari. Is that true?

Yeah. How do you know that? I pointed to it. I pointed to it. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Is that true? Yeah, how do you know that pointed to it? I got 48! Yes! Alright, question two. Two. A seven foot tall bug-like creature that has been reported in Hackett's town, New Jersey,

near the Muscatong River. Have I, have I, have I that Muscatong? I think that's right, yeah. Oh, I'm fire, yeah. Give me a, here's's your mantis man, the garden state stink bug or feeler creeper. Mantis man, garden state stink bug. That's my name or the feeler creeper. I thought you were a feeler creeper.

No, I'm more of a fan. Sunday. I've never heard of this. Or a dollar. Come on dollar Anything's gonna be a total guess on my part. Well, what could we eliminate? Jersey Creek was it the New Jersey stink man? Man this man. Gorgeous. I think I might think of my stink bug or feeler creeper

I like feeler creeper It's the best name. Yeah, I think that's a good name It's the best name. Yeah, I think that's a good name. And what is it, can you describe what he looks like again one more time? He's a seven foot tall bug light creature that has been imported in Hackett's Tan, New Jersey near the Muscatong River.

Is there a buzzer here? Yeah, man this is a bug. That's a fact. What was the first one? Mantis, man, Garden State, stink bug or feeler creeper. You need an answer. Come on, you got it. Come on. Yeah. Feeler creeper. Feeler creeper.

In-in-correct. Mantis man. It said it was a bug. Number three. Three. This is a part goat, part man creature. Oh Tom Brady. It lives under a North folk road, trestle in Kentucky. This is a part goat park man creature that lives under a north folk railroad trestle in Kentucky. So where is Kentucky is the is the state. The tin nibbler. The public monster or track horn.

The Pope-lic monster or track horn. Yeah. Which one is it, dollar? It's gonna get harder. Oh, it's gonna get harder. Oh, yeah. She's harder. You see this outfit? It's getting harder.

It's a medicine. See those nibbles? Yeah, I can see. Need an answer, son. Up, dollar, I mean. You got the tin nibbler, the Popelic monster, or track horn, track horn. I think the Popelic?

That's what I would guess. Yeah, like Popelic. Popelic? Correct! Yeah! You did it. Is that anything to do with the, like some sort of like, the real Pope,

licking the real Pope? I have no idea what, why they call the Pope. I have no idea what why they call the past. It's pretty skinny. The name of the river. So you got 1.5 seconds added to the old score or taken off or whatever. Whatever. Do we get to use those five seconds we didn't need in the old? No, those are gone.

Okay, here we go. Question four, a 70 foot long aquatic animal with a horse-like neck that has been spotted in the lakes of Minnesota. Messy, pressy, or messy. Minnesota. The guess would be messy because of the end. I want to see. It's very illiterative, but could that be a? It's almost a clever idea. What's the last one? We got Bessie. Oh, Bessie, Bessie and Preci.

I like Preci. I'm not famous for the other one. Me, Nessie. Oh, Nessie. That's not. I like Preci. Nessie's in Scotland. Not in Minnesota.

What? Just a little help for you. Just a little. My guess would be messy, your guess is pressy. I don't think it's messy. The amazet is a fucking red harring. Yeah. That a simple tin came up to throw us off.

Get him, did you go in a pressy? You go in a pressy? No, I'm pressy. The white baron is saving your soul right in front of all your eyes tonight. I'll pay you on. And those were here. Yes.

And those listening on the welfare radio station. I'm sorry. I'm sorry on Patreon right now. Is this getting the ad, is my performance getting the ad of the fucking trial baron thing that I'm in? I think it might, like next year, you might be elevated to an actual color.

Oh, that's cool. It's that towel. You might get a real cape in man's. That's my next year. Hello. Because your performance is off the charts. Thank you. Thank you.

Well, real quick. Yeah. Lance Bass is a tourist. Mm. I did not know. I think the gold barren thing. Very, very informative. What's the space, too, didn't know that. I think that Google Baron. Very, very informative. What's the space, too, didn't he?

I just can't put my finger on what it is that, you know, why you're giving us these facts, but that's not to say that they're not very, very enlightening. Number five. A short, stubby dog creature with cat-like ears found in Wisconsin. Wisconsin. Wisconsin. Whiskey. We got.

Yes, see me. Me nibbler or tea-ketler. We got. Yes, see me. Me nibbler or tea-ketler. Sometimes you have to save yourself. You have to go out on a limb. Stop going with the barons, they know too much.

That's why I'm going with that. That's not fair at this point. That's not fair. Part of the game. I mean, honestly, one of them knows too much. Yeah, yeah. What are the entry? We get the description of the monster.

A short stubby dog creature with cat-like ears. It almost sounds like Cooper. Take care. We like tea-catler. You like tea-catler. Does the dog-catler shave like tea-catler? That's the final question. Me nibbler sounds again.

I could be me nibbler. Yes, so me. Me nibbler or tea-cat me. I could name in these things. Knee Nibbler or T. Kettler. What do you think, son? What's your problem? Probably people from Wisconsin. That's who's naming them.

I'm going to need Nibbler. You're gonna go with knee nibbler. You're gonna. The fire the bear. They're gonna shoot. The fire the white bear, who is on fire. What did you say? I didn't have what you said.

What do you say? T. Kettler. You said T. Kettler. You know what knee nibbler? What? You changed your heads before and you changed your from the right one to the wrong one. You need a final answer. Don't go with T-kepler.

You are so lucky because it was T-kepler. That's why I got to wipe that. We're guessing up a storm tonight. Go ahead, I think you're too busy thinking of those facts that are like, let me tell you your head. Why don't you go eat such a couple of pills? Why don't you go? Why don't you go? He was just on MGM and he was doing well on that too, so. MGM, MGM map.

Oh, I'm up 105 out. There you go. Okay. This flying cryptid with a dog-like muscle in Bluefer was found in Washington. I think the Sunday was as high as close thinking as if he knows anything. Pretending that he knows.

I'm not selling it. I'm from the streets. I don't know any cryptid. There are no cryptids on the streets. Just crypts. Wow. I'm a cryptist. Just crypts. Ah! Ah! Ah!

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Ah! Your options are the cookie glider, bat squash, or the crow man. I like bat squatch. You're going to go with bat squash and I'm going to go for it? I'm going to cook. I like that squad. You're gonna go with bats? I'm definitely gonna go for it. What's the description of the creature? Flying cryptid with a dog-like muzzle and blue fur found in Washington, blue fur. The cookie glider, bat squadge, or the Crowman. Nothing resembles anything what he just described.

Well, there's no feathers. So I would take crow off. That doesn't seem to be. A cookie glider could be a take on the sugar glider, but again, I think that is blue. That might be a fucking, you just say it was blue right here. Blue, right? But it's fucking much, it's blue. I'm gonna go to the Bat squash. That's just blue. I'm gonna go the bat squash.

That's clutch. I think. That's clutch. Sun dollar shave? Well, I'm still going with white bear. I'm going to go with bat squash. If you had gone with the white bear in this entire time, you would have had a perfect score

because it is bat squash. No, that's not true. What? The first one I was going to go assi-aceo whatever though that first one the Costa Rica one at Gucci that's the one I got the I went with the white bag so I put trust in faith in white so you got four right then you got Costa Rica wrong and you got the teacup oh no you got teacup right you got 5.5 seconds of bonus time. Nice. You guys, you guys, you're, you guys got to show up at now because it's getting near dark

and you guys have done shit. We're set to pace. What pace? They're gonna form a face. Yes. I love the title of this one. I know. Physical challenge is called Buston Nut.

You get to break walnut in my hands? Close. Players have 60 seconds to bust as many peanuts out of their shell as possible and have them fall into a bucket. They must do so by lining up back to back. I don't think you can do this one. Why? He's allergic to peanuts, right? You want to just mean this. Oh, we didn't think so. Well, I was hoping. Maybe the black baron hasn't gone yet. Maybe the black baron can step in and do this one. Oh, he's a bear. And then if I fail, then the gold baron will step in.

It's right. And then if you put it in the bowl, you're just going to have to be just a sacrificial lamb and just get some peanut dust on you. Plus. You're just fucking sot you. You're a pus. You're having everything, you're a pus. So wait, so the rules say we had to be back to back? We changed the rules because there was no way you guys tried to go back to back to

Buster Nut and you guys couldn't bust it up because it was like, it was like, the Michelin man and Pillsbury Doboy trying to bust it up back to Buster Nut. The peanut would just disappear into both of those backs. like the Michelin man and Pills Roy Doboy trying to bust and not back. That's the Peanut with just disappearing to both of those backs. That's the reason forever. Sorry for the spoilers people. Back up too fast, it turned into peanut butter. We don't actually see that though.

That's what this commentary's for. We cut that out that the first try you guys do. Oh, okay, I didn't know that. I didn't know that. Yeah, so it's okay that we gave that away. That's what that's what we're here to do okay to Pull the curtain back a little bit and give those viewers who can't see something extra and make it worth a while to listen to this But Q it's definitely oops, sorry, but Q is definitely allergic to peanut Tom bruh. Yeah Well, it's a lurging in a way like he gets headaches from it. He like the peanut, Tom Brigh? Yeah. Well, it's a lurging in a way like he gets headaches from it. He

he doesn't like to be like peanut butter, like any kind of peanut product. Nothing. Nothing. It'll give him headaches, which at one point, get him is holding a peanut up to his face. I was like dude. I know. That was weird. It's like I was supposed to torture him. But I didn't put it in his mouth. But again, it just shows how fucking competitive Q is because it's like, it's okay, Q, you could sit this one out. I could have easily done it or you could have easily done it. Right. And he's like, no, no, no, fuck it. I'm going, he goes up and he's the guy that the first barred to go to try to beat the devils we're giving it away,

but like he's his very well-being, his meaningless to him when he's involved, his very well-being, his meaningless to him when he's involved in a game. Yeah, but we're only, we're only a little bit better, we're not even an hour in and he's ready to sacrifice. Whoever long it's gonna take, he's gonna hit it. Hey, if that could be the least of what happens to him. I mean, you don't know if one of those peanut shells has happened to go in his mouth, you know, and then what? You then he's we had a rush into the hospital or make him drink milk.

I'm pulling up and shit. Yeah. Make him drink milk. That's what my mom told me to do with every and just the poison you got to drink milk. But that's a mean, a large reaction. Oh, it wouldn't be the same. Well, I think it's poisonous to cure, right? Peanuts.

Well, I mean, I wouldn't say poisonous, but I would do that allergic reaction. I mean, it could hurt if we made him drink milk. I don't know. I don't know. Or like a game out of it. I would only see if a complain about happy pets or they could just bring milk around. That's not true. You don't have an happy pet in your mouth.

It gives me a pounding headache. Really? Yeah. So, the pressure isging in my bag. So, the pressure is on for the black and gold barons, like not have you partaken this one. Yeah, okay. We got to come up big for the white baron here.

Gold baron. We got a busting nut. We got a busting nut. I don't know if it's going to work. Something, uh, it's dollarship. Yeah, but it's back to back. So, we're going to be back to back. Busting nuts. Gross, but. Usually how I do it. Yeah, but it's back to back. So we're gonna be back to back, Boston nuts. Gross, but.

Usually how I do it. Oh, so you're not eating them, I do right? No. Oh, I could do that. Oh, okay, I just, I thought you just couldn't get any dust on you. No, no, no, I just couldn't eat any. Oh, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no. You gotta eat it.

You gotta eat it. You gotta get a bunch of them together. Back to back you face each other. I could do that. Yeah. So how are you gonna put them in behind your back? We'll just line them up and do it. So you all talk about it.

Yes. I don't think I can even look in his face. I've seen some people are gonna wind up just like, I'm just gonna disappear. What's the matter, Keele? Skirt. Oh, wait a minute. That's a skirt.

I'm not a skirt. Are you ready? Are you ready? How long have you got? 60 seconds. 60 seconds. Yeah. All right. But to paint a picture, so the guys figured out they're not

going to be able to go back to back. So they're going to go shoulder to shoulder. It's a little bit harder, right? You're shoulder than you're. Yeah, but my muscles, yeah, more muscles in my arm than my back. I got to be honest with you though. You guys have such like like, difficulties, crushing a nut. Well again, this is.

The weakest shell devolved in this. This is first flush. What do you mean? This is like, we didn't practice beforehand. You keep saying that. These are, these are, did the barons and dollar. No, no, they have it. They have an advantage because they,

they got to watch. Yes, and, they have an advantage because they- They got to watch? Yes, and they can figure out a strategy. Please. It's like when a team watches a film of another team playing. Oh, OK. They call it watching films. Yeah, OK. I'm well aware of what they call it.

60 seconds. Yeah, I'm ready. You guys will get more than that. You're going to get 65 seconds. Yeah. On'm ready. You guys will get more than that. You're gonna get 65 seconds. Yeah. On your mark, get ready. Bust a nut. I don't know why an account that has one nut.

That was a great idea. Yeah. Oh. Busted all over their faces, guys. There you go. You guys have a busting doughnut. It's hard that somebody's guys. There you go. You guys have a busting doughnut. This hurt. It's somebody's face.

There you go. They're stuck getting into the bucket. It's like cold rise. That's what you think, listen. It's like the cry of a peanut. It's like, oh, poor Mr. Peanut. Listen. That other one may be hurting. Sounds like every vertebrae with being potted so much.

Ah! You guys got too much English. I love that these guys are arguing. What's somebody have to? Over who's IQ is bigger than him? Yes, this is on the standard men's acquies. How long you got for this two costumes are very similar. Well announced when the timer is up.

Oh, two. Now, for those who can't say what Tom and I are doing is we have them against the outside of our our by chance, the peanuts, and we're doing a rope like he kind of goes down, I kind of go up and that causes the nut to shear out of the shell. But the problem is it doesn't fall straight down. It keeps falling outside of the fuck. Did you guys need a strategy to fucking crush a nut?

It's just press as hard as you can and hope for the best. But it's, again, we don't have the most, well, Tom doesn't have the most solid arm. That's why we developed the strategy of the shearing forward. It's not an acorn, it's a fucking nut. Baby could crush a nut. Yes, in their hand. I don't think a baby could do that in their bicep. Okay. I could probably do it in the inside of my,

the cook of my elbow, but. So you have to use your arm. Yeah, with any part of your arm? Any part of your arm. I just want to say for the record, it's kind of silly to leave the gold baron out of anything to do with nuts. You ready?

You guys can be tormented though. Sure. Cormenting is allowed. We're being tormented though. Cormencing is allowed. We're being tormented. Peanuts. Yeah, but they can't interfere with them. No, they cannot interfere with the trajectory of the peanut. So this is the moment when after Q has told the entire room that he can eat. He's allergic to peanuts.

No, that he can eat a peanut. That get him fucking go is a grandson peanut puts a right by his face Not in his mouth, no, but still you don't want any part of that peanut touching them though I don't want him to he would have to eat the peanut. He would have to get some people can inhale the dust Yeah, he said the dust is not a problem. He said he started to get a headache Yeah, the dust is a problem. That's why they took peanuts off of airplanes because some people are allergic. Well, that's some people. This we're talking about Q. He said the dust didn't matter. It only matters if he eats it.

All right. So that's the knowledge I was working on. It cannot interfere with the trajectory of the peanut. Peanut? Peanut? What are you doing? He's allergic to pee. Fucking fucking fucking fucking devil. Yeah, the smells'll put in his face. Oh, what are you doing? He's allergic to kids. Fucking... For a tormentation.

Fucking devil. Yeah, this smells already got to me. Devil's Jackson. Get set. Bust a nut. Alright, here we go. Oh. One.

Hey! Hey, bushnuts like this, bitch. Catch one. Two. One more. Ready? It's a costume. Oh, one more. Ready to costume. Oh, we busted that nut.

Three. Nice work. Thank you. One more just for the part. Why did that peanut went in there? All right, all right, we'll do one more. Okay, so they adopted our strategy, but modified it to use the edges of their elbows.

Yeah, which is harder on almost everybody, including Tom and I. Why? Why is it harder to use your elbow right now? No, I know what I'm saying that area. Why did you guys think of that? To two of the fucking of the smartest men. Because we're trying to go in the rules. There were no rules. There's just bustling up with any part of your body. No, first of us back to back bustling up. Then it gets changed to use your arms to bustin' up. So we went with that.

Is it the elbow part of the orbs? Well, again, this is why he accused advanced gaming mind to see this set, mostly top-made, and adapts. Adapt and overcome. Now, this would be the third challenge that you guys lost. Are you getting concerned that you guys aren't going to be $1.00 and hell at this point again people who don't have the video they can't see me just throw my hands up after like number two You have it's a fair opportunity for you. It's on the win

And you guys are legit wins I'm not I'm not I'm not putting him down for it. Again, he's adapting and overcoming. That's an admirable quality. Who's adapting and overcoming? Q. And two lesser than 10,000. $1. You identify your enemy's weakness

and you take advantage of that, where you adapt your own strategy. My partner's not even torn at it. He ain't really easy. Done. Now, meaning peanuts. Okay, where you doubt you adapt your own strategy Now meaning peanuts for achievement. She's Christ All right, so after three rounds Dollar shave. You're well on your way damn right to Getting yourself out of hell, but real quick. Let's go to tell him Steve Dave.com Real quick and let's see the status of the triple rainbow baron t-shirt. That shirt has now dropped from $28 down to $28.

What is it now? It is $22. $22. What a bargain. Someone made a deal with me to get a shirt that cheap. That's a hell of a sale. Yeah. PUNs are flying fast and furiously right now.

They have to say they pulled out everyone. They did a good job. And again, we forgot to go to the t-shirt. I noticed them like, oh, we're supposed to go to this after every round and we didn't do until the third one. Oh my God, but thank God we remembered it because I thought it was a fun thing to keep going to the boards like a telephone.

Oh yeah. Everyone's brain was so adult by what was transpiring in front of them. Yeah. I'm not peanut data too. Yeah. But this shirt has now dropped to $22. And for those listening, you know, maybe if you're interested in getting that shirt before it sells out

Maybe get over there right now put the episode on pause and go to tell them Steve Dave.com and pick up the triple rainbow baron shirt Which has been slashed to $22 right now to her 22 right now $22 right now. 22 right now. Yeah. I can't commit a kid of whether he's eyes. I was scaredy. Like, how? That was even got one.

In character he was. Yeah, that's right. You can own this beautiful shirt. How are you going to this one? If you go to TomSoupDave.com right now and pay $22, well, wait till the end of the show. A little bit cheaper. But if you're afraid of might sell out, it won't. We've got to wait too many of them, but if you're worried about it selling out, go there

now and pick it up for 22. All right, those who are patient, you know, wait till the end, you may even get it for even a better price than 22. I like that we're telling this is long. I suppose we were corded in there. Yeah, it's just there. It's bordering on a telephone. This is long. Yeah. I suppose it's just we recorded it and they're getting a sweet set there. It's bordering on a telephone.

All right, round four is called spooky stats. Poopy stats. You'll be given a number, which is part of a Halloween stat. We decide not to do that. Yeah, we're gonna switch around. I'm gonna give you a time to fly. He made it easier on you. I'm gonna make it way easier. It's a good thing this is live. I don't wanna give you. I'm gonna fly. He made it easier on you. I'm gonna make it way easier.

It's a good thing this is live. Yeah, I don't wanna give you guys any answers. So I'm gonna give you, like, let's say, how many, just for example, how many American children partake in Halloween, Trick or Treating in America? If you come within 10 points of the actual number, you'll get the question right.

Okay, great. Wow, nice. That's an easy one. Mm-hmm. The percentage of Americans who plan to carve a pumpkin, You'll get the question right. Okay. Great. Wow. Nice. It's another easy one. The percentage of Americans who plan to carve a pumpkin, what do you think that percentage is in America Sunday or a dollar shave? It's probably pretty high. That's probably at least 25 or 30 percent. Do you think 25 percent?

Yeah. Have you seen this man? I would have, I would have, on the safe side of our guest 50. I would have said 40. So I think we're all in the same. Well you said 10, there's a 10 either way? 10 either way, you could be 10 below or 10 over as long as, as long as you're within 10, you're going to get the point.

Yeah, about 50%. You're going 50%. Yeah. The actual percentage is 44. You're well within. 10. So you got another 1.1 seconds of bonus time. The actual percentage is 44 you are well within So you got another 1.1 seconds of bonus time we need two devils we need two new devils I should have called Ladondo and Troy to be my devils. Oh, man. They would have put up a better fight than this

It's true, yeah. He's the only two I could get to wear to spandex suits. That's the best. He has trouble getting me out of this. All right, next one. Children who plan to dress as a witch this year for Halloween. How many children are going to dress as witches this year? Like, you want like a 44 million or something?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me a number of percentage. I will say it's in the millions with a Z. That's a good job. Good job. I don't know. You're trying, you're not allowed to keep throwing them out there. They're not landed, but that doesn't eat stuff.

Yeah. Every part of that doesn't eat stuff. That's a lot of people. That should be encouraging. A lot of witches. This is a tough one because I'm not how many kids are in the country. I wouldn't plan on going trick or treat.

Yeah, man, there's really no number. You guys have got... You guys have got... You guys have got to get within 10 of it. Yeah. 10 this way or 10 now. It makes a lot easier. Yeah. I don't even give you within 10 million.

Oh, I got that. There we go. 22 million? 25. I'm 25. Yeah, I think 22 is too high. But hey, 25. I mean, I have my bearish to admit it.

I was going to say there's a little bit of five million. Yeah, I thought it was going to be lower. We got a dollar shave? We need an answer. How do you got to put it, like, 2.5? Ooh, we won't. Wow, from 25 million to 9.5, I was 25.

That's the point. That's the point. We're just waiting for you. 2.5 million, what is he? 2.5 million. Well, wait a second. Don't you want to say 10 million, Justin? Oh, it's 10 million, you didn't mean it.

No, because you cover zero to 10 just by saying 10 million. And 10 to 20. If you say 11 million, you'll probably be doing okay. 9.5 million. 9.5 million. The actual number was 1.3 within the 10 million. Even at 2.5 would have been pretty good. If you said 25 you had a lost.

Yeah. You would have been 24 million over. Yeah. With the number of people, those movies. That was getting used to the atmosphere up here. All right. So I'll be watching a gamble. The percentage of Americans who will dress as their pets.

So dress their pets. Oh. Who will dress their pets in a costume this Halloween. What percentage of Americans will dress their pets. So, dress their pets. Oh. Well, dress their pets in a costume this Halloween. What percentage of Americans will dress their pets in a costume this year? Dala? Is this also in the millions? No, at the percentage.

People love dressing up their pets. I know, I think people like the theory, but I think like then the actual work comes down. People like that, fuck it. That's only for a couple minutes. It's only for a couple minutes. So you get the pictures. I'm 30%.

Do I get the 10 this way, 10 this way? Yeah, of course. First it's 25. Personally, I was gonna guess 30. Yeah, I'm gonna go with 30. You go with 30. The actual number is 17% not a correct answer. You got it, which one of five you would have. Yeah. You got it. You left it after you know. Yeah. 17% not a correct answer

Any a little bit now They're gonna make their comeback right now. I don't even think they're gonna lie you in that hole is closing I think there's new devil's being solicited down there as we speak. Oh, I can fit in that hole No, reliable no hole closes and held yeah No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, The candy I gave them, yes. I was so much cutting them before. It's something I even would before. I got there. No, I was like, did your parents check your candy? Let me know in the comments. They may ask you a real question. You know, I don't really think everything's so.

They were putting that in. They were putting raisins in. They were putting raisins in. They were putting raisins in. Sorry, I got that one. Hey. You know, we need a percentage of parents who check their kids candy for dangers before eating it. Does that include giving it to the police to do it?

It's a good person to check. Okay. Yeah. I think it's probably even higher. I thought 30. No parents a little lack of daisy, but I don't have kids. No. The white bear might not be my personal favorite. Don't check, so you just candy? I think, yeah, I think my parents are lazy. Who's going with 30? You know, with 30.

The actual number is 83%. Yeah, she knows. Oh, shit. Yeah, man, oh yeah. I would always check. Do you think people are gonna tell a statistician that they don't check their children's candy for poison? You just did.

Good point. Because, yeah, yeah. Because everything is wrapped. It's like if she got an apple, I'd be like throw it away. Yeah, I don't want to be look. What about a sugar daddy? I'll give it to Dad, Dad. Yeah, yeah, really. You want to make cider?

You're gonna take a good one. You want to make cider for cute because he loves it so much. Was that in this episode? Was that last one? Get my episodes confused. Um, the records for most jackal lanterns lit at one time. The record for most jackal lanterns lit at one time. This is the Gittys record.

The most jackal lanterns lit at one time. Just the number we need. They like round numbers when they put you like 10,000. at one time. Just the number we need. They like round numbers when they take like 10,000. Stala, the gold Baron has said 10. Are you going to go with that? Well, it's going to confer with the white Baron. What do you think? It sounds like an impossible amount of punk. It's a lot of punk-a-lite at the same time.

Yeah, but if you're going for a record you got to go big right I would still probably cut that in half well if you say five yeah that's a lot of fucking pumpkins yeah well look at the table you got because there's no fucking five one hundred thousand but you need that many people light them at the same time that's a lot of people a lot of pumpkins need an answer it's person. If you say 5,000 you have up to 15,000. That's true. It's pretty good. You know, all five. You're gonna go with 5,000. That's just thanks. I'm gonna give you if you're within 10,000 I'll give you the answer. Okay. I could give you within 20,000 and you still wouldn't have gotten it right.

Wow. It's 30,500. That's insane. Last question, the amount of money on average a baby boomer spends on candy costumes and decorations every on this year in 2021. How much will the average baby boomer spend on candy, costume and decorations? I bet just pretty low. Yeah, what's the deal with baby boomers? Why do you say that? I think they're at a point where they're like, I don't give a fuck anymore. I had my kids I don't want to deal with the shit. I'm not gonna dress up. Yeah, I'm old. I got a 250 I think go down to the bar though. I was just saying 150. So yeah, maybe there's a contest at the VFW

I'm gonna give it to you within $10 either either you know either either way that you're over a runder But if you're within $10 gonna get a three point three seconds come on dollar Come on dollar make them holler 250 23 bucks. Oh my god 23 bucks All right, so you guys got 2.2 seconds to play with. A player from the opposing team, which will be the Devils, has one minute to wrap up either dollar or a baron, and as much toilet paper as possible to stop them from fring

themselves. The player that is able to get themselves completely out of the toilet paper as possible to stop them from freeing themselves. The player that is able to get themselves completely out of the toilet paper, the fastest win. So you're going to be going at the same time. One devil will be wrapping. One devil will be being wrapped. 60 seconds. 60 seconds. Every piece of toilet paper off themselves. One starts. Well, wait a minute, though. I think you should wrap them. Have a time. Yeah, they get 62 seconds. We get 60 seconds to wrap. And then it's the clock stops and then we start over whoever gets out the face. It's time.

Okay. All right. So it'll be every toilet paper. It's also OK. So all you have to use all the rolls. Well, you don't use all the rolls. You have 62 seconds. You can't have any piece of toilet paper.

But I'm saying if somebody's able to wrap somebody up with two or three rolls and the other one's only it's going to be a lot harder to get out, so that should be taken into count two of that if you break out of that too. It will be a good point. I think you'll be like, oh, look. And she'll say, oh, there it is. What you're rapping with.

You're rapping with that. You're trying to, the rapper is trying to make it as hard as possible. You're like, you're on the rapper one of you. You're rapping me. Okay. Get a little rap like Brian, and you have to wrap me, and then for 62 seconds, at the end of it, the clock will go, and I have to try to get out of it as much as possible, and Brian has to try to get out as much as possible.

The first person to get every piece of toilet paper, all of them wins. So do it at the same time. Yeah. Yeah. So what's going to happen here for those, I'm sure you heard the explanation, but we bought so much more toilet paper than we actually needed for this. Tom was so worried We're gonna run out of toilet paper because toilet paper plays a heavy role in the last game as well. Nice pun Unintentional unintentional, but Yeah, so we're supposed to wrap Each other up in toilet paper like a mummy, but I

gotta say I was disappointed with the visual. It didn't look anything like a mummy whatsoever and people were having a very difficult time using the toilet paper to wrap because it's kept ripping so easily. Every time, like, no matter how gingerly I tried to wrap it, it was just ripped. So you need practice like in that one ply toilet paper that they use in like a porta-potty? When you use that stuff, you look up and like touch. Yeah. Ha, ha, ha.

Don't do anything yet until Chuck says go. I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what. See, is it just your body or your whole face? Like your face and everything? So devils. Yes. Why did you, obviously Tom thinks he's the stronger of the two devils because he wants to break out of the toilet paper? Did you agree with that or I?

I mean he wants to be able to like Flex that You can barely move to break out the toilet paper. Yeah, no guns are here Why did you why did you just go into bitch mode and be like okay? All about No, there's one is the opposite. One is the opposite. Yeah, I have to just brute force it. Get him has to come over with the strategy Why did you why did you just go into bitch mode and be like okay? What is the office? Yeah, I have to just brute force it get him has to come over the strategy Yeah, I told one way it had to be the off one had to be right

He's like to see some fucking brute force every once in a while it, you know I would have liked to have seen you not just Two rounds don't we switch? Okay, you're wrapping I am Okay, you're wrapping that's all you're doing for I'm claustrophobic I am you really don't want to be wrapped into it. I don't like confined spaces So I would have trouble standing there even even in fucking Yeah, but it's not like covering directly on my skin That's the spiders and stuff. Yeah, so you would have freaked out. Yeah. I could have you.

I'm going to make that and gone like apes. It's crazy. Like, I'm going to have a whole lot of it. That would have been a lot of rational fear. It's a fear. Would you like to apologize to claustrophobic people at the point in time? You're so claustrophobic that you can't have a little bit of toilet paper on.

It's the, it's like, I've heard it explain that some people have a sensitivity to the CO2 level. So, you're gonna say in your face, you wouldn't want to wrap it up. Well, well, I can find space, it starts getting stuffy, and it makes me like start to freak out. Gotcha. So, yeah, covering the face and everything is now, as soon as I breathe out, I'm breathing in,

it's just, the CO2 level goes up, and it starts making me panic. It's not a rash. I wish it was a rational fear, because in my head, I know I shouldn't be afraid of it, but, you know, yeah. Well, you, well, spoilers, are you overcome your fear?

You actually took one for the team, man. We got wrapped in toilet paper. Yeah. Fear, it's a fear. Ha, ha, ha toilet paper. Fear. Look at you on birds, okay? Okay. There's a bird over there. Point taken. Point taken. All right.

Underburden. All right. So on the hat is coming off, huh? The horns have come off just in case. How's that? I think. I'm not gonna do anything. Get the tickets. We go.

The dollar wants it. No, you can't take the wig off. But you can take the chains off if you want. If they're cumbersome. Yeah. Alright. On your mark. Get set.

Wrap. Alright. Go, oh, get him going for the covering the mouth. Oh, that's good. You're not gonna go under the arm the mouth. Oh, that's good. You should have broke. Right, you might want to go under the arm, so we can't just do a lift. You know what I mean?

Make sure he doesn't pass out, though, get him. Don't scare his airway. Oh, I'm a little bit. Don't make it easy. Show me. You can't. It keeps ripping.

We got to see what we're going to do. I won't go. Double-point. It just keeps ripping We got soon why would you buy one? Don't double try that crazy. It just keeps ripping at like without fairly pulling on it The strategy here is to try to put some toilet paper on Thank God for those extra two seconds How am I way bitch? It's really I guess should I wrap his fucking head just like you You figure if you're at least like 60 times around it's got to be a fucking head just like you. You figure if your rap police like 60 times around has got to be something. Alright, good luck.

Alright, good luck. 60 seconds. One miss is all gold. Two miss is simply. Alright, that is it. I dare you to throw a paper down. Alright, let's see if time to get out of this. Okay, so on your mark, dollar, can you hear us?

Fom's off. Can you hear it? Give us a thumbs up if you can hear us. Come on, super days. Come on, evil chef, evil. So we're going to find out who can strip themselves of the toilet paper completely the fastest. Okay, so stopping it's for those at home who can't see because

get him you wrapped Sunday pretty well I think. Well I started with I noticed that he had like epilates on the on the corner of his jacket so I said that would be a good anchor point and so I started going around his face and then I looked at the chains and I realized since the the aim of the game is to have it take long to get off. I said, now that he can't see, let me start messing around with his chains and wrapping it around his chains as another anchor point. So he would have to fumble with it.

I mean, he has quite a bit of toilet paper on his face, right? Right. He does. I could not get this down. It was so fucking frustrating. It really was like, it was almost like we're using wet toilet paper it was ripping so easily. So Tom has maybe like three to four layers around his face. I don't even know if that is.

I think it might be three at best. And like some under his arm. Yeah, but Sunday has it what looks like 20 Looks like a cute layers Are you now get them are you confident you're winning this one? Oh, yes, yes There's any way in hell that the you're gonna lose this one No, cuz I knew once I covered his face and started going through his chain that he is going to have to first clear His face and then start going through the chain and that was going to take extra time.

And Tom literally only has like a couple of layers. So it's this looks to be an easy win for the devil. So that's first. And but that's where I was worried because I'm like, they're going to adapt my technique. He was worried. Okay. Okay. Yeah. We have a stopwatch ready.

Just make sure we have a stopwatch ready. We don't need it. We'll be able to tell who we got out first. Oh wait, whoever gets... I know, I thought... Okay. You know, on your mark. I thought I remember going out last wins.

Go! Ow. Ooh. That's pretty close. It's close, but that's okay, dollar. You have three barons I can go. And I have to do it again. It was way closer than it should have been.

You know, there was only that one piece of toilet paper on Sunday's body that kept him from winning that. I mean, it was very, very close. That wasn't due to my technique either. I don't know how he didn't get that off. Let's probably stuck to the grease paint. Now, this is why now we can go back to my great joke, taking a bite out of Adam's apple.

Right. Because the devils think they won this and that you guys didn't realize or that that realize or that if dollar failed with the gold baron that he can go with the white baron, and if the white baron failed, then the black baron would get one final attempt to beat you guys. I figured in my history of playing games with you

that if it's not going exactly the way you want it, the rules would kinda get tweaked a little too. Those are the rules from the beginning though. The rules from the very beginning of the game, sore sport. Well, no, I said I said there's more than one round and you're like, no. So what do you mean? Well, yes, if you guys lose, then we move on to the next one, just like you lost all the previous ones.

That's why you didn't go, the barons didn't go multiple times. There was no need to. Every time they went, they beat you guys, except this time. So now it was a second bar and was forced into action. And you guys would have to win again. Yes. So you had to beat them three times to keep them in hell. That's what used to people on the edge of your seats. Well, now that you're giving it away, I didn't give it away. That's how it's done. All right, let's go. Nothing we agreed to do this. That's how it has to work. You have to do it again now. With Q, yeah, that's why you can now go up and do it as well now.

He's not always part of the rules. Don't shake your head. No, I forgot we bought the toilet before. We don't have enough. We have enough So wait, who goes who does that? Sorry fucking same thing can go now you could switch it up But now you're gonna get to go try to beat them all right, so I got wrapped again Congratulations, though, it's to the devil us for finally You didn't win yet. You got to beat three barons to win Okay, let us know you guys are ready ready. Ready. Tom, ready? Ready. On your mark. Get set.

Rack. [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ I'm waiting for you to freak out. [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ Oh, I love the strategy that just happened right there. A blind get-em cannot see what just happened, but it could be the difference between winning or losing. Look at the handshaking. Get him, it's freaking out.

Get him, your hands are shaking like you're about to lose it. I'm making a fist constantly, just trying to get that nervous energy to some kind of outlet so that I don't move and just bolt. And the strategy that we mentioned for those who can't see is that, uh, Q has, uh, focused on the horns. Right. And he advised me to do that at first, but then Tom took the horns off As soon as you took the horns off my god

My parent in your strategy What am I gonna do now? Yeah, but the horns being wrapped we thought could be the difference between Q win in this one, but let's see what I'm pretty sure I was feeling it happened. Oh, you knew it was I knew something was happening up there. Not exactly what it was, but... He's about to go fucking... ApeShirt! This is the second most toilet paper he's had on the truck today. It's probably used more.

You're going to get those extra two seconds again, Q. Great. I would hide some toilet paper on him. Why are you saying that? Oh, okay, two more seconds, Q. One, two, stop wrapping. All right. Done wrapping. Done wrapping.

Stay right between them. I feel good about this. Okay. All right. Done wrapping. Done wrapping. I'm gonna stay right between them. I feel good about this. Okay. All right. Well, I don't want to stay between them, because he's about to start flailing. I'm gonna do any motherfuckers. I'm gonna get it next to my illusion tooth.

That's the day. All right. Okay, get them. Are you ready? You need to thumbs up if you know. If you can hear me. Okay. All right, go. It's got the... Get him his clear!

No, get him his clear! Get him one! Get him one! Something has gone away. Fuck him, away! I got him away! That's all right, you got one more shot. Now I'm gonna get to go.

The devils are doing well. So another victory now, it comes down to one last barren because if you guys win this one, it's over, dollar shave remains in hell. And this is like, you know, this is like Super Bowl, down in the fourth quarter, last inning of the world series, you know, is it going to go dollars way? And you got out of that toilet paper like I've never seen you move before.

Well it was panic is helping. Like I said, I kind of knew something was going on with the horns and I knew they could come off pretty quick. So I was just going to I chucked them as quick as I could. And dollar in an effort to get all the toilet paper up just whipped his wig about 30 feet in the air Was sailing across the room and still had toilet paper on his leg What do you mean they sure can? No, they got one I got I got a chance now to go and try to save this. I'm not wearing this wig for this now Ready two one. 20 every time. Oh nice. Yeah you want to cover his eyes so we can see what you're doing. Oh nice. Oh this is crazy. So for those who can't seem Qisk is saying nice over and over again because I have gone

with the unconventional route of sticking toilet paper down Tom's back of his Leotard. Right. You're almost like a teenage girl about to go out on a first date, shoving toilet paper in a shirt. I figured there's no way in hell he's going gonna get that toilet paper out of his off of his back that's in between his leotard and his body. It's not what say that's not wrapping him, but yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Thankfully the devil didn't call that. I don't know why the call to question that tactic. Oh, there's a couple, there's something else we haven't called. Yeah. Yeah, but Tom. From the second round, there was a little secret of the second round. What was the secret that there's actually 12 paper in Jeff's pocket that he never cleared out but you never called it in you never you never brought it to the judges Attention, but it doesn't it doesn't matter though because the winner because you guys bring this up

The winner you guys won that so he lost so it doesn't matter if he keeps the toilet paper on forever, you lost already. Oh, but who's 12 paper was that? It was Tom's. Tom's Tom hit it in and Jeff's pocket. In what round? A second round. In the second round.

Oh, so when they've counted anyway. It doesn't matter. Yeah, he did lose that round. And so it doesn't matter the toilet paper second round. We didn't point out something in consequential. Exactly. Again, you realize here's a point when it's, it's someone's going to find a way to play the race. You think it's free. Determined, you're here's a point when it's someone's gonna find a way to play the ring.

You think it's free to determine, do you're telling me? You think it's right? No, no, no, no, I just say it's free to determine. It changes course during the... So it just has been wrapped up. Oh man. I was trying to weave it into his blade. He's going through the blade.

You know, they're supposed to have some toilet paper on them. If you could see, there's a lot more on my ear than there is on the outside. Yeah, but Walt's working on it. I mean, the Baron's working on that fucking interesting, uh, an interesting, what the What the... Oh, he's putting it in. He's not putting it all in. Let me take it in. Okay. Shit. Shit.

Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.

I'm gonna have more time. Oh, that's it. Stop, Tim. Stop. We'll see you in two seconds. One. Mississippi 2. Mississippi, are you done? You're done.

But I give you $1 for that. Wow. Just a chuck. All right, suddenly Jeff, this seems pretty easy for you. This is for me. I'm walking apart, you go crazy. Scoib shit. Like you got bugs all over me.

Just chuck them, Tom. I'll chuck them off. Oh, over you. Drop trout them Tom. I shut them off Drop trout Tom Ready three two one go It's it is out out Shack a laga son Gonna stop it What? What?

Ah! Good stuff. So, yeah, when Tom moved to short, some toilet paper fell out, which meant that there was toilet paper on his body before, you know, before dollar said, shakalaki, whatever. Yeah, I meant I didn't.

I didn't see you, because I was so intent on wrapping dollar. I didn't see you shove them in in the top of his shirt. Top of his shirt? Yeah, in his shorts. Well, that's why I told him the shuck is shorts because I saw you messing with his shorts. So I just just tell him time to take them off. I don't think under any circumstances was Tom dropping those shorts. I sometimes doubt it's clear in a spark promotion.

But you guys came so close to keeping him in hell right there. And but there was, he still has toilet paper. And that this was the fifth one. We're up for one more, right? So we've got one more round and I told you guys in the video, you know, all it takes is one win. No, it's going to remember if you lost five, you know, all it takes is one win. Wow.

Broke my chain, bitch. Disaster. narrowly, diverted. Yeah, it almost diverted. I came down to a third bar and having to step up, but we were able to achieve a reason why you're the headwind. So the T-shirt's even cheaper now. Let's go to the Tomsteeve Dave dot com board. Let's look at that T-shirt. Oh my. Oh, is that possible by price? $20. That was a big one. Yes, you can believe your eyes.

It actually says $20 now for that t-shirt. That's how much a roll of toilet paper went at the beginning of the pandemic. $20. And here we are. All right, so the t-shirt now is at 20. We are on to the next to final round. Four rounds completed, four rounds down. Dollar shave, you have one each and every round so far.

Oh, that's one was tough. What is about to get tougher? By the skin of your teeth. Round five is real or rubbish. Real spelled R-E-E-L. Players will be given the title and a tagline of a movie that sounds unreal. They must guess if it is real or rubbish. These are horror movies. Right up your guys, Ali. Mm-hmm. Um, okay. I like Ali's. Sunday or dollar. I keep calling you Sunday. Uh, who's this Sunday guy? Yeah

This guy is obsessed with Zombievers the tagline being you'll be damned You'll be damned. Zon beaver. Are you asking if it's real or not? Real or rubbish? Charlotte, I've seen it. So if I'm real. It's real?

We probably watched it together. Yeah, Zon beaver is real. I think we did. I think we watched it. The barons are correct. It was real. 1.1 seconds added or subtracted. Was it a double feature with Blossopaster?

No. You're a Bloss factors on the list. Don't help me out. What? I've seen a loss of pastor. Yeah. Movie 2, rubber. Careful where you tread.

That's true, too. Rubbers, that's the one that they tire. All right. There you go. Parents have never heard of it. I haven't heard of that one. Me neither. OK, so you're saying rubber rubber is real

Yes, it is not rubbish and not rubbish rubber a correct 2 seconds added to your score nice Zombie cons, I'm zombie cons your luck has run out. Oh, Zombie cons like leopard. I'm a Your luck has run out That one I'm a familiar. I haven't ever heard of that one and again it sounds like a Rubbish when I'm saying rubbish. I would go with rubbish You know rubbish yes correct 3.3 seconds Frankenhoeker got any money. She's hot.

She's sexy and she's sutured to please. That's true. That's not even an obscure one. Everybody knows Frank and Hooker. It was a con. I was across from the Frank and Hooker lady. Yeah. I mean, the devils came up with this. Oh! It's real.

No devils with this. I'm his eight. This is cut it up to circulate. I'm trying to kill him. You're coming at of combined 90 years of horror movie. Well, get him. Yes, that hat that I was wearing kind of gave me a dull headache by the end of the night. How I get that conscious by the end of the night with that strike. I get that from the sideways force, but that was it was like above my, like, I brow line. So it wasn't hurting me at all.

I guess that was quite comfortable. Yeah, for those who can't see it, it looked like something at a saw. Like a torture device. Oh, yeah. So that movie of a Brad Pitt, where they put that thing on them that starts slowly tightening and choke some.

I don't know either. It's this movie like a Assassin comes up and throws this thing over his neck and it's a change of it and it just starts slowly turning him. But what we're talking about is your devil horns. Yes. They were, you're on a little tight. Yeah, they're on like a plastic band that goes around his forehead to circle around his head. And was it, was it, did you wear it like that the entire time?

I didn't notice it at first. Yeah, I think so. I think it was. I think it was a little more noticeable after. Oh my God, the indention in as far, I could see it from where I was standing. Oh my God. I think maybe when some of the makeup got rubbed off from the toilet paper and everything,

it kind of made it more visible to everybody else. You know what, oh man, that is called, you know, anything for the show. Commit it. Yeah. Show must go on. I'm about to lose consciousness, but I don't care. It was about toilet paper on his face.

But it'll take, like I said, it'll take a turn to get around. And the shape of his skull is slowly changing. It's like those women that wear shoes. Yeah. 90 years of horror movie love right here. You throw a Sunday and it's over 100 years. You know, it's gonna be hard.

He owns the movie. He says in Washington now. Yeah, but he knows the titles. Yeah, I don't know if anything ever happened. That's the only other world? All right. All right, so four for four here's number five, rock paper scissors. You can't lose if you have no hand to play.

Oh, this came out with battleship then, it was good. I don't know, this one. Sounds dumb enough, but yeah, I've never heard of it. Yeah, rubbish. Rubbish. Correct. Five for five. Let's go for a perfect score here.

Answer the pants. Careful where they make their new hill. Okay. Rubbish. I think it's Rubbish. I think it's going down. No, Rubbish. Didn't have a ludhama close in it.

Hold on. The dollar has said. Rubbish. Rubbish. And you think Lou Diamond Phillips in it. Oh yeah, it was great movie. I loved it. It's Rubbish. Perfect score. I loved it. It's rubbish.

Perfect score. Six more gold bars. Six seconds. We did it. I'll try to throw him. Shit man. There we go. You guys had your opportunities.

I mean, you guys have really shacked the bed here, Devils. And you're really. It has been, uh, I would have thought I would have been a cold night and hell when we lost. Tom, when you go home tonight and your wife's like, how'd it go? I guess what? It's called the truth. You sleep on that couch. The physical challenge is, but you know what I gotta give you, the names are awesome.

Plunging it deep. One player has a plunger between your legs, while another player has a roll of toilet paper between theirs. The plunger player must walk over and insert the plunger into the toilet paper and carry it back across the room. The team that gets the furthest in 60 seconds wins. What's the fastest? Or the fastest.

Okay. And we get the six seconds subtracted from our overall time. Or add it to their territory. Sure. Okay. Much like the last one. I'm not seeing a lot of confidence out of the doubles. No, they're going through the motions big time.

Yeah, they seem like they just want this over one. I'm not saying that. Tom, I mean, this feels so similar to the Fallen Pumpkin. Did you worry that maybe you were just ripping yourself off here? You know that. That's what I think it is. When you're full of two. We're going to make this work. or got your it was just like kind of like ripping yourself off your To week we're gonna make this work dude your next one is fucking brilliant and it's awesome, but Trust me I know Oh my goodness. It's disgusting. You thought fit there.

So what I'm going to paint the picture is that. Yeah. So again, this is very much like the foam pumpkin passing between the legs. It's another relay race. And it's again from the green wall to the couch. So this is very similar. I mean, it's basically the same thing.

It's just using a plunger and toilet paper roll, but Get him has put the plunger between his legs and it just looks very phallic. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, I mean, he's got the biggest smile on his face. Oh, yes. And of course the big red leotard and if you can't see it, just picture Tim Allen three-fourths of the way through the Santa Claus. I can finally see it. I don't know. I don't know if Stacy should be in the room for this one. I'm going to tell you about my sister. I want to go to the department. Looks like they have a lawsuit against this.

Are you ready to get him? Almost. Okay. Oh, Tom'm not sure what you got. Show me what you got. Perfect. Whatever, we're ready. If you're ready, he's getting him. I'm ready. You got the clock?

Yeah. So you got to touch the, you got to touch the plunger on the green wall for you to be done. Get him, okay? I don't know if he can reach now. He's stuck to the wall go it's not as close as you can get so explain what's what's happening okay so I I I don't really run across the the I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I towards the floor, but not let Q know that that was my goal so that he couldn't adapt that strategy to his own game. But Tom was getting my, I'm like, I'm trying to like

you the... You guys did it, work out sign language. You know, like a picture and a catcher have to like, you know, work out their hand signals, you guys didn't work on this? Being as I didn't know I was going into this game. No, I did not. And so for those who can't see all this because but you know, it was it was harder to dock when like both the Both the toilet plunger handle and the toilet paper roll are in the same orientation Which is like up at almost a 45 degree angle if he had been down

More I could have knelt down and just you know like caught it so you're description of these games is so like You have to like figure it out and there's such simple children's game He's trying to keep him secret. Yeah, you're like you like you is such a he's gonna see your strategy Just because it seems simple or as he's being simple doesn't mean it mean it's inherently complex. And it's not the first time he's worried about somebody stealing a strategy in every single sentence. When you see it happen, then you, okay, yeah, okay, this is what, you know,

and for those who are trying to figure out what we're talking about, the toilet paper roll has to be on the plunger handle, and has to remain on there when you get a mess to bring it back to the wall. And then put my back to the wall, yes, okay. It's not as close as he's gonna get. There you go, there you go. What's that boy?

There's nothing left to be imagining. Time. 21 seconds of great time. 21 seconds, a great time. Now we're gonna add 6.66 seconds to that, right? 27.8. 20. So, Gatum has just slammed the plunger down. That's like the equivalent of a cronks in the end zone.

Yes. You think you got this locked up. Oh, man. So right now, they did it. That's all that he was. It's in 21 seconds. In 21 seconds. 21 seconds is an incredible time.

There's no way on the planet they're going to be 21 seconds, right? That was my thought, which is why I was so confident. And you know, as's a say, pride comes before the fall. Oh, this is so cool. Oh, yeah. 20. Oh, wow.

Wow. All right, you want me to take this one? 27.8 is the time to be. Yeah, sure. Because you did the, yeah, I did the, yeah. Yeah, that one. All right. Real quick though, but we forgot that we,

they, they, they add at time because they got the questions right in the previous question. Yeah, so we were at 27 seconds. So 27 seconds is not as good as 21. Yeah, the, the, the people listening didn't catch my, what is that, the, the crotch chop? Yeah, yeah, the Joe, the Joe got a chop chop chop. Oh, I don't think I got it from a bowler,

but, that I, I watched them for bowling, but I a joke, I don't know. I don't think I got it from a bowler, but I watched it for bowling. But I could just, I'm just watching this now. You could just see Q just move, you know. You're just grinding his head. I was just like, yeah, I got this. How can I adapt? Get him straight. Yeah, I don't think he's doing anything. Get him, look at you.

He's learning from my mistake. No, he's learning from the mistakes that we're making. You're so arrogant. It's so, no, no, no, no. No, I'm not, okay. I see what you're saying now that you have to, I, he, no, he's, he's adapting his strategy based on the mistakes that we make.

Not that he's taking my strategy. I was like, that's a really good strategy. I'm gonna use it now, no, no's learning from my mistakes. Sure. Okay. All right. I think probably would be at disadvantage or you're taller than him, right? So you would be you are you're gonna be very difficult. All right. Well, I don't have to go that high. Do I? I could go. I could go Sunday. However you would get it in is get it in. It doesn't you Don't worry about going high or going low. Just worry about getting it in. All right, bud. Definitely sounds like good. I'm good. On your mark, you alright, Q? Yeah, I'm gonna receive him.

Get set, go! Alright, Sunday. We'll watch it. No! Go Sunday, go! Hurry, you gotta be there, time! Turn it around touch it guy How crushing was it you know it was very 12 seconds. Yeah, I mean they had no problem whatsoever and're still going to say that if you didn't go first,

they would have gotten in 12 seconds. They did nothing based off what you did. Yes, although they move fast. No, you could, you could, you could, you could watch Q positioning the role so it's in the, in the proper orientation. So that's easier to get it onto the end of the, which is where we, where we fouled up, because I made it, I made it from, I made it from wall to tom in lickety split, but it was getting the roll onto the plunger handle. That's where the time really added up. And he halved it.

Yes. Because again, that's where the problem was. He saw that and he adapted the position of the toilet paper roll to be more conducive to docking with the toilet plunger hand. Could you imagine that your whole existence, no matter what you do, you're always like you, if it wasn't for me. Right, yeah, I'm a pioneer.

No, so you're just counting, you were just counting, not saying it's me personally, but that observing the mistake someone else makes can help you succeed. I wish Q was here to back up your theory. Oh, well sadly he's got some sick cats. If we could see through your eyes, you're looking at Q,

and it's his mind with all the equations. Yeah, you're on his head. Yeah. Green. Woo! We have had to help him. Woo! Oh!

12 seconds. Dude. Woo! Don't even, seconds. Woo! Don't even need... here. Oh! Oh, once again, we didn't even need our extra time. So it all comes down to this devil's. You have lost all five challenges, but...

So that means that our shirt has gone to what now? Oh! $18! $18! Whoa! On TelmSleepDave.com. We're On tellmsteve.com. We're taking a bath on these things. Wait a minute, though. I thought 18...

Oh no, right? It would be 16. The final shit. I don't know if we could sell it that cheap. I should have did the math. I should have did the math, you fuck. Alright, you know what? Fuck it. We're going to sell it for 16. Wow. The devil's don't win this one. Well, 16.99. We'll do a live. 16, we got so many of them.

Believe me. It's fine. $16 is good. But you guys have lost all five challenges. But all you need to do is win one to keep dollar and hell. Good. All you need to do is win one. So if it all comes down to this, it's fine if you win this one.

That's all people will remember is if you won one, it's definitely the hell. You watch out for my horns. Right? I said it's all him to watch out for my horns. You messed with the ball. I think you should watch out for the horns. Because you're happy. Top of your head's turned purple. Really is not helping. It's gonna like pass out. Shit. Feeling? Feeling it?

Oh, stop it, man. I can feel myself getting involved. It's gonna be it's working. It's gonna anger us a bit more. The player will be given the name of a fear and they must figure out what it is a fear of. This is gonna be really difficult. Oh I imagine because I don't think you're gonna be able to say a single one of those people. Oh, so cool. Devil's shit on the barren all of a sudden. Yeah, don't take it out on the barren. You should shit in the bed? What a fall. So fucking caddy.

Why are you going to lose five rounds? And you know what? Even if I can't pronounce any one of these? I don't know. You're still lost every round. They haven't needed their names. Only on accountability. All right, you ready for the first one Sunday? Yes.

And barons. Optophobia. How did that sound, Tom? I found it great. Optophobia. What is it a fear of? Barren's a dollar. So, I would imagine. Blindness, I'd say.

Fear of being blind. Doesn't everybody fear that? Fear of seeing? Sunday, near an answer. I think you're right, like, fear of losing your sight. That's what I would. Yeah, fear of sight. But there's're right, like, fear of losing your sight. That's what I would. Yeah, fear of sight. But there's a loss of sight.

Fear of losing one's sight. Incorrect. You were close. It had to do with eyes. Is it a eye? The fear of opening one's eyes. You're afraid to see what? I think Ming has that.

I think I have it every time I take a photo. I don't know every time I take a shower. Number two. Number two. Corophobia. I believe that's what it is. Two for two. Unlike the barons. Unlike the barons. Corophobia.

Corophobia? Here's it in a sentence. Can you spell it? No. Yes, I can spell it. CHOROPHOB-A, Corofobia. Roo. Need an answer?

Just pull something out of your ass, darling. Fear of plants or trees? Like chlorophyllia thinking? It's a tough one. I got zero. I have a Corofobia. Fear of, what's cholesterol? Delicious.

Hahaha. What's cholesterol? Delicious. What's cholesterol? Yeah, what is the core in cholesterol come from? Time is up. Dollar? What is it? I don't know. You got to go with fear of plants. Fear of plants? Not even close. The fear of dancing. Like, where is lightning? Oh, don't do that. course line and shit. Oh, don't do that. There's a lot of rules. Fobia 3. Get a phobia.

What? Gella phobia. Gella phobia. G-E-L-I-O-P-H-O-B-I-A. Gella phobia. The good thing for you is the pronunciation means nothing to me. I have no idea. Dala.

Fier of horses. Oh, my lato. I have no idea. Dala? Alato. Fear of horses. Oh, Alato. Fear of horses. No, it's fear of laughter. You still have character now. I love it. Dala is giving up because I'm not even trying anymore.

I've been there before. I've lost my life. I've lost my life. I've lost my life. I've lost my life. I've lost my life. I've lost my life. I've lost my life.

I've lost my life. I've lost my life. I've lost my life. I've lost my life. I've lost my life. I've lost my life. I've lost my life. I've lost my life.

I've lost my life. I've lost my life. I've lost my life. I've lost my life. I've lost my life. I've lost my life. I've lost my life. I dutched that one, but I'm sorry a rack I but refobia Oh, yeah Like he knows it It's like I know it's like Peter all Sunday dollar on those spider Don't do it spiders

spider webs Because they swam spin webs from their butt. Spider on their ear while you're doing it. Dollar? Final answer. Swing away, dollar, swing away. I'm dealing with of fear spider webs. So close. Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth. Die phobia. Die phobia. Die phobia. Die phobia. Die phobia. Die phoenix by Elrond Hubbard. Deep in the phobia. Is it Dino or deep? You might suffer from that one. What is it? Die deep in the phobia.

Die in the phobia. I did this just for the three of us. It's hard, I don't know how to tell it's. D-E-I-P-N-O-P-H-O-B-I-A. Deep in the phobia. Fear of God or something like that. Fear of religion? Maybe. You're gonna go with that, son? Yeah, fear of religion. It's fear of dinner conversations. What if the conversation is about religion? Never talk much. You're a good boy. And finally, again, I phobia, genophobia, genophobia. Fear of Ed Gain. Fear of Murder. Irrational fear of getting murdered.

Sure. All right. Sunday? No idea. No answer. Fear of Generations. Correct. No.

The Star Trek movie? This is bizarre. Fear of Chins. Fear of chins. So somebody would be terrified like a J-Line-O or something? Oh. Thought you were J-Line-O? Yeah.

Let's see, let's hear, let's hear. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, my eyes if I close my eyes, Jeylenna would be in the room That's let him in All right, we are up No extra at a time no bonus time. This is mono a mono Baron and dollar versus two devils, like it should be in the final round. No advantages for either team.

He will be ours. All you need is this one, devils. That's all you need. All we need is one. I actually root for you guys, because I really don't want to sell it for 16 bucks. I don't want to sell it for 14.

No, it's at 18. Okay, gotcha. This physical challenge, the final one is called weiner weiner. The player must attempt to get as many hot dogs that are tied around their waist on their hot dog belt into the toilet paper sleeve. Their partner can help guide the hot dogs only with their faces. So you'll be on your knees, you'll be trying to guide it in with your faces, the hot dogs. Where is the toilet roll sitting on the floor? On the floor. So then like the belt will be wrapped around them and they'll, you know, they'll be moving their hips. You know how

we have the most offensive costum list as a annual tradition on the Halloween episode. I think now we have to somehow incorporate the hot dog belt into every Halloween episode going forward. Right now it's two years in a row and I think I know we haven't seen it yet. But yeah, I think it's going to be the thing that everyone remembers from this episode. We're about to see something that you will never on see or ever forget. And it's only going to get better in future years

because we're learning from our mistakes. Right. For the previous hot dog belts. And we're going to put the hot dog belt on display at the Tellum Steve Dave General Store. You know, 364 days a year, it'll be on display here, but on Halloween. That one, though.

That belt comes off. And we rock the weeneners and we find a way to incorporate it on a Halloween from here on up. We whip your minds with it. This is, this is, I'm telling you people, if somehow you can scratch together five bucks and go to the tell them Steve Dave, patron. This is why we film this. This is this coming up will be something you will not forget. I think they need to get more than five bucks together because unless they have free healthcare,

the third he is gonna cost something. This is why you didn't want the devil's to win because had they won and then it would have been tragic. Yeah, if we didn't get to go and do this final round, but not only like I said, you're going to get to watch this and then for the rest of the month, if you're joined up on November 1st, yeah, don't join up on Halloween, join up on November 1st, because then you got 31 days to sample fuck what, like 30 years, 30'm sure of tell them see if they've content. Yeah, uh, 30 days. There's only 30 days in the Vendor days half the Vemper

You know, that's why you're here. You're gonna have to watch a little bit more each day than you thought you were gonna Try to cram that that podcasting in like a pumpkin between my legs. Well, there has to be I mean If not over a thousand hundreds and hundreds of hours Well, there has to be, I mean, if not over a thousand hundreds and hundreds of hours. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. For sure. I mean, basically, it's like a, I mean, it's like a mini Netflix.

It's like an Omnipedia. What's that? Like your Marvel Omnipedia is where they collect all the stuff in one spot. I don't know if that's a great idea. I think that's what you said. And you said, um, and it's Omnibus. What are you talking talking about omnipedia What the fuck word is that come from you just make up a word no on the pdf. It's a real word It's like in it's like a movie that covers it. Come on man. It's fucking midnight. Let's go. I mean it's 1 a.m

It's way at your midday from the one star door goes into it You move on. It's yeah, you move on and you go on to the next god. God, it got it, God. Well, the concern is it's not gay enough. Coming for the gold Baron, that says a lot. I don't know what the whole toilet paper is in there to give you the Rambo. All right, so the Devils will be going first. Okay, so the hot dog belt from last year has returned. We washed it.

You know, and... Tangle dogs. Yeah. Chuck Tangle, more. Chuck, you should give it to me. You should give it to me. Chuck Tangle, malloc. You should dangle pizza. Look at the way the devils delicately untangle each other's hot dogs. Oh, that's still a bit... It's so, so sweet.

Almost like they've done it many times. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, just walk down. Crystal clear, what are the rules again? You can only use your face to guide them in. So I just have to get the hot dog into the roll. Yes, yes. Okay.

Are you sure you're like, like if you get back down, you can stay back up. Well, you'll lose consciousness. No, I think all I do is. Would you not want that on camera? So it's gonna look like to the table. Okay, look like a fucking turn.

Okay. That's gonna be hard as I fucking out fit. Alright, so it all comes down to this. Mm-hmm. This last round, if you win, all five previous losses are forgotten. All that people remember is Dollar Shave is still in health. His ass is ours. To do with what you please. Ooh. Oh, baby.

So, we know what we got to do here. It's the hot dog and all four rolls. Well, all three rolls. Yes. You have four toilet paper rolls down here. How long it takes you to eat it? Your hot dog in the toilet paper rolls. How long it takes you to get three is the overall time.

Any hot dog. Any hot dog. Any toilet paper rolls how long it takes you to get three is the overall time any hot dog any hot dog any toilet paper roll You cannot use your hands Or any other part of your body, but your face, but my face no teeth no, I'm at bear. I don't have that many to begin Are you ready? Your in your hot dog in my hot dog position. Yeah. The usual stance. There you go. Get him up, boy.

Yeah. Yeah. When you write his back, I think that'd be even funnier. Yeah. Who would have thought he could be back, though? So I smack him in the ass. You can't, can you swing your butt like towards Walt? Yeah, like that.

There you go. That's for real. That was just AC. Yeah. Oh, just a see. So you have his face in old glory? Oh, I have it. All right. Okay. We have a what from one angle. I'm just all right. Ready? So now I'm trying not to fuck. Come on. He's already shut up. And he's still asking. I'm just making sure I have to not obstruct that camera. Yeah, it's right. Okay Get ready get ready the timer is ready Tom stop it. Oh my god. You're right. I did not see that the first time around. It gets worse. The

shots get worse. Yeah. Did you see that talk? Come out. I can't flip it out like a server. Why? I was telling you Simmons. But for those who cannot see this, and have all got how I wish you could. They can. Yeah, but you know, went towards the very, the top of the strings, instead of towards the bottom of the strings or the hot dogs are. Why?

Beac, can we pull back the curtain that this is the? No, okay. I was afraid of ripping the hot dog So I was trying to avoid touching the hot dog at any at any price and I in my mind Isolating the hot dog ice-lating the string at a certain point allowed me to control where it was going and Remove time from the equation and all he had to do was rise and This dreams there's this much thought going into this. No, I don't know. I don't know.

That's what I mean. This is my curse. It's over thinking, and then there's over thinking. Yeah. Like when me and Q are doing it, my mindset was like, how can I avoid doing something like that? And still win. Oh my God, it's going to get worse, Brian. It's going to get worse before it still win. Oh my god. It's gonna get worse, Brian

It's gonna be get worse before it gets better. This shocks me Stay straight that's one Why don't you just guide in You're doing the same thing you did the first time at this point. you better off just fucking pull on your pants. Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, Well, you don't have to get each it's any hotdog any hold just three because he did the same hotdog over over again Oh, is that true? You told me any hotdog? Yes, you said any hotdog in any hole as long as I did it three times What was the time? What was the time?

It has to be each hotdog has to get in not the same hotdog You could put any hotdog in any hole you got to use each hotdog So what's going on where we're all arguing about is there's three hot dogs on the belt. Yes. And you said in the rules, right? Any hot dog in any hole, right? But I assume that you guys understood it's each hot dog has to get into a roll.

Not just the same hot dog. Otherwise you're just going to get one of it. Yeah. I gotta be honest that that wording is pretty old. Yeah. It's tiny hot dog. Any hot dog. Any hole. The two people participating. I'm sorry that it wasn't clear enough but I assumed why would we hang three hot dogs if you're only gonna use the same hot dog over. I used to know I use two different hot dogs. There was two different hot dogs that I

use. I just didn't use the third because the third is for people who can't see. The first two are about, the one is on Tom's left hip. The other one is right around the front of his thigh on the left and the third one is on his right hip. So it is completely on the opposite side of him and I was given strict instructions, not to block the camera. So it would be very the opposite side of him and I was given strict instructions, not to block the camera.

So it would be very impossible to get around him. Okay, but I mean, you're not happy to hear what you think. I know you think is coming, is that we're gonna have to do this again, right? Yes. Yes. Ah. Like so.

Because I have Tom with his belt up and about the height that an 80 year old man wears You know what don't be honest with you you devil sort of been well within your rights. You're like we did it once The The middle middle That hot dog is done now you're trying to get this one in and that one Wait, that's okay. We can start it again 37 seconds restart the clock No, but you still got to do all three hot dogs, but you can put them in any hole

Now he can't turn so how much was he gets about how Swing you fucking rift sirly motherfucker. I know right? It's really too if you get an accusative things and everything don't rip it This point I'll just rather go back to No, no, it's 37 seconds. We'll start the clock on, oh my, when I say 1, 2, 3, 4, go. So you remember which tot dogs you're at or in play? This one and the other one. 1, 2, 3, 4, go. Yeah, that one did that one didn't too Tom why are you I'm willing to just bend your knee all the way down? I think I saw them practicing just behind See a belt. Yeah, I can't see a belt. Oh this is said Boom

What was the time One minute five seconds is the time to beat give me that belt. Oh Make sure you want me belting. Yeah, all right. All right, so it was finally done It's finally done you guys got all three hot dogs Yes, you know, and I should note that one of the hot dogs is pretty much in a 90 degree angle. I'm parallel with the floor. I'm not sure why you led Tom where the belt, if he can't bend his knees.

I thought that the whole point was for me to manipulate the the weeners. Yeah, but Tom is not giving you any assistance. He's keeping his legs locked. I didn't. And he's not shifting his hips either. Yeah, and it was kind of tough to tell him to drop when I had the string, you know, in your mouth. In your mouth.

In his fingers. The least bit of my mouth I could possibly be. Right. And Q has jumped up from the table. Oh, yeah, because you can see the gears grinding again. Oh, my God. I got the answer to this. The only gears I stride is like, I'm not putting my fucking mouth on a hot dog straight.

That kid about it is mouth all over. That's the only fucking screener that's spinning. You must wear the belt. Well, the behind the scenes, the, you know, for people who might be concerned, the, the, the exact about what sanitize between you. It's true. Mine and Q strategy was Q's like, I'll wear the belt. He goes, don't even worry about it. Just sit down there. I'll get it.

I'll do it. Yeah, it was your strategy. Did you think that was going to work? Or are you like, Q, it's dollar shade we're talking about here. Yeah, I got to stick my tongue out right by your groin. I gotta give the people what they want. And your guys are so confident.

Q is so confident he tells dollars to sit on the sidelines because we got this. Yeah. It's amazing to behold people. If you have, again, if you can just scrounge up five bucks, you're gonna see Q just take char. This is like the goat moment of this episode. This is not desperate. This is not a desperation thing of you saying you

should pay fine out. You will get your money. You're gonna see it. So you're gonna stay, the dollar's gonna stay and the two barons are gonna go at it. Unless Dallin wants to get down there and got it. I don't think you do. I would let them go at it. Dallin's been in hell long enough. All right, so this is highly unusual as the barons have demanded that they go. I don't want dollar revolved in this. We're doing it for you. If you could've...

Take it away for tea. They seemingly couldn't wait to get off that table. Come on, wait! I'm gonna go and baron for Christmas. I'm gonna split it. I've never seen you guys jump up so fast. I want a part take. I was going to have stuff that hot dog.

Alright, somewhere I can go. And what's the time to beat? 105. If you need something less than a 105 to win this. Alright. On your mark, white baron. Yes. Get set.

Go. Alright, I got that one. One. One bam. Boom. Hold on. that one. One. One. Bam. Boom. Hold on hold on. Oh, I got a feeling there's a lot of ladies right now who are getting a little sweaty. Oh, CMBQ moved those hot dogs into the holes. I've seen these gifts on those Facebook groups that are dedicated to him so many winners hanging off of you. Oh, yeah They're gonna have to change over there They're unmentionables

because it is it is gonna get even hotter No, as they say in the hot dog belt business You buy the whole video, but you only did the last four minutes You buy the whole video but you only did the last four minutes. Two, two, three. Two. That counts as two, right? Two. Yeah.

Two. Two. Three. E. E. What's the time? Yeah, it's the final. Oh!

I've been really late. I'm damnit- Yeah! Woo! You know, I want the dollar to shave out of hell, man. We couldn't leave it to anybody else, you know what I mean? We had to do it. I mean, there was no doubt about it that Cue was definitely

wanted to put that hot dog belt on, like nobody ever ever seen. Yeah, I saw what they were doing wrong. You know what I mean? Tom didn't want to bend his knees. He's at 45 degrees. And I saw what they were doing wrong. I mean Tom Tom didn't want to bend his knee So it's 45 degrees and I saw that Indication get boom right out of the man's mouth. He saw what we did wrong But yeah, but I think anybody could have seen it Tom was unwilling to bend his knees Yeah, but it's it's not just this round is I'm saying is it's it's the previous rounds He didn't learn anything from on your knees

Yeah, so cute again comes up comes up big and he First time ever wearing hot dog belt. He told me after after the Hot dog belt showed up on jokers, would you feel slated? I don't know. You know what? I might feel like, oh my God, that's awesome. That was a nice little Easter egg from Tom Seve. They have, I would be, they have by permission if they want to, I can't imagine it'll be allowed on broadcast television to, for the jokers to be going playing games with the hot dog belt on. I totally satisfying hot dogs in public

as well as I think someone wears a TSD shirt and that's like it's all the credit you need and for those watching the video I don't know we won't be able to hear what the music you put in but very nice choice of music selection when the when dollar is saved. Oh yeah bad out of hell from Meatloaf, perfect. Well that's it for the 2021 Halloween special.

I've never been more impressed with the barons. I mean, you guys. Save my ass. Save my ass. You guys outperformed all my expectations here tonight. Oh nice work dude. Glad to hear. All right.

That's right. I mean the Dollar Shave, you are back. It's good to be back brother. You know, and I'm sure we're going to see more of Dollar Shave in the TSD town universe now. Sweet. You've been missing for the last six years, but now, you know, you've been back with Avengers,

back with a bullet. Damn skipping. Devils? Yes. You guys will never ever appear, ever again, on any form of tell-and-stake-theyve content as devils. Hell we are. You guys really just...

I mean, shit, the bed's the only word. It's just like, what happened? I don't know. I'm as flat as it's hot. I'm just six losses, I have nothing else to say. I mean you guys, you all took it to the test, to the limit on that one challenge, which one? What challenge?

Oh, we're breaking the peanut, right? Oh, it's one of the paper. It's one of the paper. It's one of the paper, but you know what? It's over, it's done. Yeah, anything that's nice on day, I mean. I'm back, baby. Just remember, oh, respect me.

Respect my money. Callum Steve Dave. All right, so it's another shirt. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, shirts. And before we go, let's look at the Tomsteedave.com board. Let's see what the shirt has now. The final sale price for dollars redemption.

$16. Whoa! That's a hell of a good deal. 16 bucks. Go to Tomstee Dave.com, order a t-shirt. There's other things on there, but you're never gonna get a better price than a Tomstee Dave shirt than that, right?

Fucking good price. Look I already bought one. I bought mine before they went on sale. I feel stupid Give you price price price credit. Oh nice. Thank you Yeah, if you see if you feed them to each other Like you're having a seizure Like maybe some some spittle you know off the beard yet. Yeah, got it. Important facts with no bite, bite, bite, bite, bite, bite. It looks like a cripple stuck in a fire. What am I gonna do?

You just need a hard part of your body. I need some backrests. I need some hard part of your body. I need some batteries. Get him to turn her ass. There is no hard part of your body. What are you guys up to, you bitch? Oh, that looks too real. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha That's it. I mean, really, really well done. Get them. Thank you for going all in.

You are throwing out. Thank you for giving me the chance. Left and right. I mean, it's just like you are not stopping, you know? Like, you're like Robin Williams. Yeah. You're like, tell them Steve Dave Towne version of Robin Williams.

Maybe he'll hang himself. I do a quick announcement before we go about some upcoming events at the general store. Sure. Okay. We got the big black Friday weekend coming up. If you guys come down or if you're able to come down on black Friday, we're going to open up at midnight and stay open all the way through Friday at 7 o'clock 6 p.m. so midnight to 6 p.m. we're gonna be open at the general store and then we'll close. That's insanity. Crazy. Why?

That's what they do at the big box stores. No, not anymore right? Oh no. Is it COVID? I don't know. I know that people started that like people started giving or corporations started giving people off. Like they don't open up on Thanksgiving anymore. We're going to bring it back. That's a tradition that I loved. I always loved that.

You know, we're going to have exclusive merch. We're going to have a toy truck. We're going to have a t-shirt, all sorts of goodies. And not only will you get to have the opportunity to buy some cool merch, you're gonna get to see the office coach unveil his new office uniform. Yes, he's got a uniform. He's got a uniform and he's wearing it. He was shocked to hear that a coach is lower than a manager.

Really? Yeah, he didn't realize that a coach is lower than a manager. He's not a manager material yet, but I thought he was coach material. That's why I called them off as coach. Okay. You know a manager manages the team. A coach just like coach is somebody at first. Yeah, and a manager cannot participate in the game, but the coach can really can't and on the baseball team. Yeah, coach. No, a coach can. Oh, you know what? Yeah, there have been some player coaches, but not that since people participate in the game, the managers can't.

They're not allowed to, uh, anything, I think I'm going to mount and talk to the picture. The coach can, the manager can. Yes, he can go, go look it up. Why are you up to go? I don't know. I wonder what the fuck that is here. You'll be wearing your back.

Yeah, I'll be at the barren all three days. Um, photo opportunities. Yes. I've got some guests who are, I'll be at the barren all three days. Photo opportunities. Yes, I've got some guests who I can confirm will be here. Oh yeah. Maxwell coming all the way in for Tennessee for this. Wow. That's right. Frank five is confirmed.

He will be down at some point for this. So I'm not saying that Maxwell and Frank five will be here at all times, but they're going to be popping in from time to time during the weekend. So they won't be here for three straight days. No, no, Ming has said he is in town and he will be here. Wow. That's a rarity him being in town. And it will be other guests. I'm sure, showing up. I'm sure you're going to be here. Brie for not even I'm not going to be here all three straight days. So I'll be here for sure. Yeah, I'll be here for the very better part, but I'm gonna will be here now No Sunday Jeff for the black Friday weekend. Oh, no because he's going away

He's got family to fucking Dying wait on Thanksgiving apparently he's got family right here. What family's more important? But I've come up with something. I'm really fuckinged with to make up for Sunday not being here and Thanksgiving. It's a stand up. Listen to this for in December. I'm pleased to announce that Sunday has agreed to something I'm calling Dollar Shaves Triple X Miss Mondays. So for the first three Mondays in December, the sixth, the 13th, and the 20th, Dollar Shave in full costume will be manning the register

at the general store. Nice. Right? Wow. That's a pretty big deal. It's cool. Every transaction that Dollar Shave rings up, he's going to knock 10% off your final purchase on the sixth, the 13th, and the 20th.

Dollar Shaves Triple X. Getth, and the 20th. Dollar saves triple X. Get that triple X. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, it's a double entendre. Yeah, I thought that was, I thought that was clever. So the Jeff will be appearing pantsless. For every transaction, he will take off one piece of clothing. Yeah, so Dollar Shave is going to be here on the first three Mondays in December.

And that also, you know, that doesn't even take in the Consideration that the Christmas Baron will be here on On on every day in December and get them close is gonna be dressing up with Santa Every day can people bring their kids down. Yeah, it's okay bring the kids Yeah, pass okay, I hope I hope Santa is hydrating in this, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope, I good choice for the past five years. I thought maybe from noon to two o'clock in the afternoon, maybe the gold barren will be in his costume and you know spreading bust and facts. Good new years vibes on New Year's Eve. Yep, consider it done.

Oh awesome. So we got a big December plan. You know, we we kick it off with Black Friday, which is in November, but Dollar Shaves triple X mis Mondays and the gold Baron will be here on New Year's Eve. Gonna try to do some fun things at the general store. Keep it fresh We like to have fun here Watch it. We watch a. We like to have fun here. Yeah, sure.

You know, if you have a saying of motherfucker, I had something I was going to roll right into. What's the address? It is 1340A, Route 36 South. Haslid, New Jersey. Airport Plaza, Route 36 South. Yes. Sweet 28,

Sweet 28. Look for the Tom Steve Dave town sign on the door or Manny Quinn standing outside or Manny Quinn. Yeah, we're going to have we're going to have some good times. Hopefully everything will work out good. Yeah, fingers crossed. Who knows? Hopefully the best. That really knows time, buddy.

It's getting late. We gotta wrap this up, right? Check, check. Oh yeah, all right.