Tell Em Steve-Dave - #499: Castawayed!

Episode Date: November 14, 2021

The boys go to the movies, Q has a scare, Walt puts some hair on his chest, what if the mafia wanted your house?

I'm more manlier than I thought. Yeah, I'm concerned. Well, wait, hold on, forget that. This is the funny story? This is the funny story. This is the funny story. This is the funny story. This is the funny story. This is the funny story. This is the funny story. This is the funny story. This is the funny story. This is the funny story.

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This is 499. Oh, 499. I'm sorry. A little heavier. So 499. Oh, the plans we have. Do we? I thought we did. Do we not? Well, let's treat this one like it is episode 500. Like every episode should be treated as if it's like a big, exciting, important episode. 499, you don't want to overlook 499 because then start a precedent for, you know, looking ahead and not concentrating on the present. And then it's the first stumbling block of any 13 year old podcast. You're right though, without a 499 500 couldn't exist.

Exactly. So let's treat this with as much gravitas as a. Wow, I was gonna dial this one in. You were just gonna phone in there. Who gets a phone? That's $299. You're probably right. Most people have no expectations for $4.99.

No, no. So we should have made $4.99 the huge one, and that $500. The curve ball? That's what TSD is. It's just curve balls. I should, I mean, fucking swing in our curve balls ever since we moved to fucking Hazlitz.

So I should know about curve balls. Are there more curve balls coming your way? Yeah, it's some curve balls. Oh my god, yeah, I don't know. I mean, I don't know. I mean, you want to fucking, it's so frustrating. Well, as soon as we came in, we see guys lying on the floor having seizures and shit. Get him at a seizure. Oh, we walk now. Are you talking about getting him? No, not at all. No, just just a lot of like little things piling up, you

know, I'm like, what else can happen? Like, what the fuck else can happen? We got in the new, some of the new merch for the grand opening, Black Friday weekend. We got hoodies made. General store hoodies made and I'm super excited to go down there and get them, you know, because I went with a local printer, just to save a little money on shipping,

and I want to do a quick turnaround too. Yeah. And I go and pick them up. And you know, it has the general store sign big on the back of the hoodie. Yeah. So I opened it up out of the box, the guys, all the printers, all excited to show it to me. And I don't have any teeth. There's no teeth in my cartoon.

Okay, in the logo, right? In the logo. And I'm like, where the There's no teeth in my cartoon. Okay, in the logo, right? In the logo, and I'm like, where the fuck's a teeth? Yeah. And he goes, he goes, whoa, that's what you gave me. That's the art you gave me, and I'm like, oh no, I know I gave you teeth. I know that the teeth... We don't even have artwork without teeth.

Right, and so he's scrambling, and he's sweating bullets already, because he would have to do the whole order over again at his cost. Yeah. And he goes, no, no, he brings it up, and he goes, look, what you sent me doesn't have teeth. And I'm like, how the fuck did that happen? And what happened was the printer asked me for,

he needed the artwork in a vector file. Who the fuck knows what a vector is? I don't know what a vector is. Like I'm sending them, I could send them everything but a vector. What he needs it in is the fucking only thing I can't do. Of course. So I ask somebody, somebody I know who's good with computers, not get them, as if I was get them.

What a fucking came out of his fucking salary. Right. Absolutely would have. So, could you send this guy a vector file? And he sent it, and he cc'd me on the email back when the shirts are getting printed. And I can't open a vector on my iPad or on my phone. But I'm like, what the fuck do I need to open it for? Yeah.

Surely it's got teeth. You know, I'm not going to be like, why the fuck would it not have teeth? That's the only question. It's not that's not have teeth. So, the guy who was in the clear to printer was like, yeah, I had no idea it didn't have teeth. That's the only question. It doesn't have teeth. So the guy who was in the clear to printer was like, yeah, I had no idea it didn't have teeth. I just, sorry, bro, want, want. Yeah.

You shouldn't get out of here. And his defense man, we tried so many different avenues to go down to add teeth later on. Oh, really? And just never looked right. So I went home, I told my wife, I was like, can you give me a fair, I'm gonna lay down. Not my teeth now.

Could you just run up and kick me? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Kick me in the face over and over again till I don't have any teeth. So I'm black Friday when people show up and they go, well, where's the teeth? I'll just smile at them and go, don't wait to accurate.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. So we can make the sale on these hoodies. I was so fucking frustrated because it's not the guy's fault, like it's our fault. So now we got these hoodies in, and I don't because it's not it's not the guy's fault like it's our fault so now we got these hoodies in an hour and a half teeth but I you know but the challenge of turning lemons in the lemonade. Sure. I got this the lack of teeth. All hoodies 50% off. No, no. All hoody. The lack of teeth in the hoodies represents Black Friday. Black mouth, Black Friday.

It's a representation. It symbolizes Black Friday. And plus, we'll never reprint these hoodies with teeth. So anybody who's waiting on the fence, we'll just wait for the teeth version, fuck off. You don't need to know teeth version. This is the only version that this would you will ever do.

You're gonna start calling Walt Country Time. This dude makes more fucking lemonade. Well, like, what else can we do? I mean, it feels like all we've been fucking, we're getting pelted with lemons in Haslet. It feels like, we left Redbike in like, it has let the one any part of us, it feels like, they're throwing lemons at us every turn.

It is strange, yeah. I mean, it's so typically, tell them Steve, Dave. So now we got, hey, our new son, our new son is fucked up. God damn it. So, Walt's going out and he's getting, I guess, one of the hoodies for us to see a toothless hoodie. Wow, man. I mean, you know, I mean, I wonder if it's gonna look so weird to us or we're gonna be like, who gives you shit? Yeah, I'm gonna see. Let's take a look at this. All right, I'm gonna go.

Well, it's a collector's item. It's a little bad. Yeah, it's a misprint that should have been destroyed, but you know what, we saved it, and now it's more collectible than ever. Look, if I had never seen it with tea, I wouldn't miss the teeth. Right, but every an who's gonna buy that though,

it's gonna know the teeth should be in there though. They will now. They're gonna be fun. They could put their own teeth in. Well, I try, like I said, I tried that. It does not work. I brought Fabric Marker, a white Fabric Marker, didn't match up.

We got these vinyl iron on, so we're gonna iron and teethen that the printer was gonna do it. It just looked like hell, because you can never match it up perfectly. You know, to lay it in, so you can see the lips and everything. It just looks like I got a fucking dong on my mouth, though.

What does that, so? Yeah, it does look like a hot dog, like a sideways hot dog. Yeah. Well, like you say, like you say, I don't think I would look at it and be like holy shit, like this terrible. Yeah, it looks normal to me. Yeah, well, I mean, these are, like I said, these were only made for Black Friday weekend anyway though, so we don't have a ton of them but there's not much I can do.

We got to go, got to make lemonade. Yeah, got to. Got a choice. And for a lot of people who've been asking me about, for people who can't come to Black Friday, will we be putting some of the merch up on the website? And yes, on, I guess it's Cyber Monday. Right.

Whatever doesn't sell, you know, whatever doesn't sell through here at the General Store over at Black Friday weekend, we will put up the remaining stock on Cyber Monday, probably around 730 at night, just to make sure everybody has a, you know, everybody can get in at the same time. You know, I'm saying, I know it's starting at 730. So I don't know how many trucks will be left or I'm pretty sure we'll have plenty of uh... juiceless now general store hoodies though to a plus edition

yeah uh... yeah but that's the that's the latest fucking well dude I mean if that's the worst thing you do with pal I don't worry about it you know right? you want it to be you want it to be perfect though you know and when it's not it's fucking annoying because it's like, it feels like...

Why the fuck would I think that that? Like the vector file just eliminated the teeth for some reason. Yeah. Every single time you sent a new vector, it would just somehow, somehow some way... Maybe it was a layer, was it a different layer or something like that? Yeah, it's fucking... Bill Gates, Bullshit. Oh, you can see it. So off-ware shit, you know, it's just fucking nonsense. So annoying, no, but yeah, but hopefully, you know, this, uh, we're talking about

it and saying how rare this is going to be. Yeah, one, one, make people will be like, Oh, I want that. And then other people will be like, let's bail the boys out more. It seems like, it seems like only two weeks ago we were buying three bearing shirts. There's not the wrong those shirts though. Just order too many.

These actually are fucking slightly irregular. There was nothing irregular about those bearing shirts. No, no, I think this looks fine. I don't think anybody would have even noticed if you didn't say anything. You're kidding me. I don't. Oh, I, I, these, some of these fucking people, I mean, they notice that. God bless you. They notice everything. They will notice anything and everything and fucking sure enough, I mean, email be like, guess what?

I happen to notice. God bless them. Without them, I would never would have noticed that something was not fucking right. And it has to suck too, like, when you see no teeth, you're like, oh, fuck, and then you go in so cock-shror, like, you fucked up. I didn't say that.

It wasn't that angry. I was just like, holy shit, please God, I'm saying I'm praying in my head. Please let it be his fuck up. Just once. Can it be somebody else's fuck up? Just once, can it be on him? And he's got a fucking taken on the chin?

No, my fucking. Let him suffer. Why should it be me? I have cauliflower ears since moving a house that feels like I'm getting fucking belted around. And it's weird, because none of it is huge, except for maybe the plates getting deceased. That's pretty big.

But you know what though, I mean, I'm working with the credit card company. It really feels like they're gonna sigh with us anyway. What is the update where they like, that we can't get them now? Well, we had an aunt who works in customs. You know, he reached out to me and he said that he needs a certain type of information, but I can't get the information

now from the, it's called the forerunner. It's all a bunch of, you know, importing jargon that I don't know about, but he was willing to help us and he sounds, he feels like it's inevitable that they probably will release the plates. Right. And it's just going to take time for them to do the testing. And then once the test comes back, they'll release them.

And I emailed the manufacturer of the plates and I was like, I just wrote, were they're led in these plates? Question mark, question mark, question mark. And she wrote back, she sent me this whole thing about all the regulations that they have to follow and that they meet the standards in America for as much as you as they're allowed to have in the paint. They meet it. But who the fuck knows? Who the fuck knows? But the credit card company is just like they credit it the money already. So, and it's on like under investigation. Well and it's under investigation.

Well, it's under investigation, I would have to be like, hey, I got the goods. And then they could charge back the company that made the plates. But at this point, that's the fuck up that has gone the best so far though. Oh, really? The easiest, you know, like I call the credit

or company, they're like they credit it immediately and it's under investigation. Yeah. I wish everything was like that, but... Shit man, now I feel vaguely bad. Oh, boy. I don't know, I... I want you happy out here. Because we breeze in everything and it looks fucking awesome. Yeah, you're running like hell with it.

We have no idea what's going on under the... Oh, behind the scenes. Yeah, those are those little things,, because you want everything to be exactly perfect and when it's not, it's just like, and especially when you're like, how the fuck could I have known that that fucking factor file didn't have teeth? How?

You couldn't have. I couldn't, I mean. You know? I don't think this is gonna, I think people are gonna love it, man. Yeah. Well, but thinking about, I'm gonna wear some, I'm gonna black out my teeth on Black Friday. I have this wax. I bought and So like when everybody anybody says anything. I'll just I'll just smile

It's fucking what's it a little screen accurate? We we just want to see the internals we went to I, when's the last time we went to a movie altogether? Oh, I can't, I can't remember. It would have been, um, it might have been that the, uh, suffering of Christ, what was it? Oh, yeah, the last temptation of Christ. No, the, uh, the one where, where they just beat the shit out of Jim Casaville for fucking, uh, 20 minutes. That was, that was it. Yeah, that was it. Wasn't it? Last temptation? No, that was, uh, or was it. Yeah, that was it, wasn't it? Less temptation though, that was,

or was it more like a... I thought we saw it. Passion, the passion of the French. That was it, that was the last one we saw. I thought we saw something in California, didn't we see something where the world was upside down and Martin de Capriero, isn't it? He was an agent and dreams and shit.

Inception, yeah. Yeah, that's it. Oh, okay, all right, I don't remember that. Actually, technically it would have been the Joker's movie. Oh, yeah, I guess that's why it would have been that. But man, I liked the Turnles. I was pleasantly surprised. After reading what I read about it, they're like, it's the worst Marvel movie ever.

It's the wokeest Marvel movie ever, which I don't know. I haven't seen a lot of Marvel movies, but it was pretty woke. But like you said, if you took out the lovey-dovey shit, the love shit was born. You could have cut out 40 minutes, and it would have been a welcome 40 minutes. Yes, and it would have been, I liked it. I thought it was pretty cool. Yeah, I liked the Indian guy.

They liked it. Oh, come out now that man, he was my favorite part of the movie. Yeah, him and his valet. I thought we're really good. But you think, well, I thought it was surprisingly better than I expected it to be because of such bad reviews, bad PR.

I didn't think they would even, even get it even close to how Cosmic I wanted it to be. Yeah. And it was pretty cosmic. It was pretty cosmic, man. They didn't do a lot of handholding on it. They were like, here it is. And I appreciated that.

I thought it was long, way too long though. And may have made a better television show than movie. Maybe to flesh this out a little bit more. Sure. But on the other hand, the characters for the most part weren't characters that I would want to spend time with Ten weeks in a row. Who was your favorite eternal the guy from who me? Oh, yeah, I thought he was really I thought the Icarus guy was good because he marined me a Superman. I thought the cast was great

Yeah, but I think I know the characters. He was probably my favorite one. I liked the way he He flew he flew like good. Yeah, but with the way he didn't fly with his head first He flew like standing up. Oh, probably yeah, just forward. Oh, yeah, very Jesus-like. It was cool Yeah, they did you'd know to say they name drop both Batman and Superman in this movie I heard Superman I hear Batman when they were when he introduced when Camel's character Kingo Kim Kingo the Indian one When he introduces Valet the other guy goes out like Alfred, like that means guy. Yeah, that's true.

So that's, I thought that was an interesting tactic for them to do. Do you think we'll ever see, since we've seen some big major studio crosser ever see a Marvel DC movie? I wouldn't rule it out. In our lifetime? Yeah, I wouldn't rule it out. In our lifetime? Yeah, what do you rule about? Would that be? Maybe they dipped the toe with the animated first like an animated one. But I bet you I bet you they pull it off at one point. Well, what's going to happen is Disney is going to eventually buy

Warner Brothers. It's going to own all the characters and then that's when you'll start seeing that sort of thing. Do you think Disney could ever buy Warner Brothers, do you think? I mean, 1880s unloading it to discover it right now, the former new company. Why wouldn't they get it? Why wouldn't they go for it right now then? I don't know. Yeah. Well, I think that would be the be-all end,

although it's like you can't top that though if there's like a Justice League Avengers movie. I would be a lot of fun. What if it make you nervous, though? Because something's happening that you're like, like I just said, this will never happen in our lifetime So now it's happening the ultimate dream of the fanboy Doesn't make like is there an anxiety talking about me or you thought about fanboys in general

I was I said I was fanboy, you know famously in Kim Smith universe. I was fanboy But what I'd be nervous that it would be bad, you know, and it would be like there's nothing to come back from. Like it's like put a gun in my mouth because fucking Vendor's JLA wasn't good. Maybe not killing yourself. But at the same time, you know, like, when movies come out, like say that Halloween kills, like I don't have hope for it. I didn't. Yeah. But what you said that like Godzilla, King Kong.

Yeah, that was it for me. Yeah, that was it. That was, you know, that should have been the movie that, like I put the gun in the mouth and, you know, because I had to put so much eggs on my basket. Like if that was the movie, I was gonna do it. You know, it never would have happened, you know, a movie would never bring me to that. But if there was one movie that should have did it, it was that one, I was gonna do it. It never would have happened. A movie would never bring me to that,

but if there was one movie that should have did it, it was that one because I had put so much boyish love and exuberance and excitement for that movie that expectations for since I was little when I saw the original, that would be the movie. Avengers first of July, it will suck. And that's how you should go through life.

Assuming it will suck. It's gonna suck's how you should go through life, you know. Assuming it'll suck. It's gonna suck. And then like, with the turtles, that's what I happen today. We have a big smile in our face walking out. I couldn't believe how much I liked the turtles. Yeah. That's how you gotta go through life expecting the worst.

Yeah, you're right. And then when something like, you know, exceeds expectations, it's so much more impactful. Yeah. I think that movie would probably, if we had gone in to hearing great reviews. We would have been like, that's it. Yeah, fuck it. But no, man, the Celestials look good. What's it like to live in the Marvel universe now? Because like five years ago, half of the

population disappeared, then they came back five years later. And now you find out that the planet Earth is nothing but an egg for a giant fucking celestial creature. And they froze it. I mean, they made a new mountain out of a celestial. That was cool. That's fucking, how do you live in that universe? Hope at some point they go back to that setting and then like there's another big battle or something happens at the site of that big mountain.

Yeah. In the collar books, the Avengers, one of their newest headquarters was inside the corpse of a celestial. Really? It was frozen in the celestial mountain. It was frozen into a mountain. It was Aaron. So maybe that's what they're setting up. Like, the next Avengers headquarters are in there. If you lived in the Marvel Universe, you were just a...

Yeah, you're not here, you're just a normal dude. Sure. Not even on TV. Oh, no. TV a normal dude. Sure. Not even on TV. Oh, normal TV. TV hero. Normal, normal. Yeah. A true normie.

A normal mic. And you had the snap happens. Yeah. Would you, if you had your choice, would you want to be snap that of existence and brought back five years later? That's good. Or would you want it to have remained alive and lived through it all? I would rather brought back five years later. That's good. Or would you want it to have be remained alive and lived through it all?

I would rather come back five years later. Really? Yeah, I think so. Because you get that extra five years. That extra time is a youth and your what happens to your loved ones? I made a move on though. Well, there's not that many of them. You know, it's like still though, what if they snapped with me? All right, yeah. Well, let's say they didn't do it. No, I still think it's all right,

cause what's to move on from? Like I'm just back, baby. You can come back in and Sunday, Jeff's in the chair, you know, you were potting. And it's, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha There's a lot of ramifications on it. So I'm blip back and I come here. You guys are five years old. First off, you go to Red Bank.

Mike's like they moved. He doesn't even say hey. Five years later. It's like feel your back. Chief. I'm back baby. Oh. Where you left? So you moved with them. I've seen you since I've seen any of them since they moved. I thought I was their friend. Like the snash has been closed for three years, he's still there though. It's nice, it's a nice like Disney plus series right here. So I come to the table and you guys have, you guys are five years older. Yeah.

And you've replaced me with Sunday Jeff. Mm-hmm. Well, I wouldn't say that Sunday Jeff should lose his spot. Well, people love him. Of course he shouldn't. Yeah, but I would say. I would feel like out of loyalty, he's got to go. I know he's got to go.

He's got to go. You don't think I just have a goal? I wouldn't. You're using this. So we don't add a fourth mic. We just tell Sunday Jeff, sorry. Thank you for filling in for five years. Wow.

Thank you for building all that goodwill. Doing the impossible. Yeah. Followed up, Q. Yeah. I mean, I just feel like, yeah, I don't know. We have to talk about it, though. Well, think of the downloads would go through the roof. Oh yeah.

If I came back here for the five years, right? That would be huge. To be probably bigger than episode 499, or 599. Yeah, 499. That would be pretty big. Yeah, I just think it's like, I'd rather come back into the world that USels have already put back together. Then be the one that had to fuck it, fix the mess.

Nice five-year CS to sound good to me. Yeah, that does sound like an easier task. But the emotional roller coaster, I ain't got to imagine for the people who thought you were dead and never coming back. Well, this is a chance my parents might be gone, right? And so I might lose them. But for the most part, aside from them, everybody is probably still, and my mother would probably still be doing all right. I don't know about my dad if he's, who knows, I hope so.

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That's not so bad. Cast away myself. Yeah. But how do you do? It's happened though, right? I mean, has anything ever happened like that in real life, Castaway? I have to imagine, right? I mean, has anything ever happened like that in real life, Kestoy? I have to imagine, right?

Somebody was gone for five years and everybody thought they were dead and they came back. Then they come back, yeah. But I mean, was it even five years for... I don't know, I carry my race. It was two years. Two years, yeah. I think. But like, where does the responsibility lie with, like, let's say, let's say, Mary Beth disappears,

right? She, she, Kestoy, is herself. with like let's say let's say Mary Beth disappears right? She cast a wiser self and then like two years later she comes back but I'm with somebody else where's my responsibility lie? I really feel like it's just a lot to work through but you're you're not looked upon as you're the bad guy. Right? No it's one of those everybody's a victim. Everybody feels like shit, but like no one can be like it's no one's fault. Well, it's her fault. I don't know. My last word cast away was four years, four years, four years. Four years. Was that she legitimately was stranded on an island. She didn't

do it to herself. She goes back, she's got a nice tan. Oh, you're saying she faked it? No, you gotta say real island. You got a real castaway island. So she can't castaway herself then. She just got castaway. She gets castawayed, right? Right. And you come back. I don't know, man.

I gotta move on, man. I'm a fucking fifty-year-old. No, there's all of them saying nothing. You didn't do anything wrong, but I can't. She's gone for two hours. Sometimes I can sit there. But think of the castaway. But think of the reception you're gonna get if you Remained true for those for those years though think about the love on that you got in store because like

Wow, you didn't move on you you stayed you stayed true to me and you didn't like you know Just pick up with some other some chippy. Yeah, so. You're declining years. I mean, that's gotta be, you would be hailed. You would like, as a hero though in her eyes, if you're not already. Oh, I think, yeah, I think I got that covered, baby. I'm gonna put it like that.

Hahaha. Yeah, I don't, I don't know like how long before you like I don't know somebody disappears. I think everybody's how long is acceptable is that's very fluid that depends on the person. Yeah, four years pretty. That's a pretty good run. Right, But like four weeks and then she may have an issue. Yeah, I was abducted. I'm like, oh, how am I supposed to know? I thought she got cast away. Yeah, I don't know. What would you rather do?

Blip door or live out the five years? I'd rather be bliped and come back. Only because it would just be so difficult to deal with, like, you know, people in my life that were that were gone I'm guessing as well if I was here I'm sure there's gonna be people that got blipped that I know and it's going to be it's not gonna be a good existence In that five years like the you know the the stress the anxiety the anguish the pain I would much rather be like, like, I'm back!

Everybody's like, is this great? I don't have to go through all that depression, all that fucking misery. You go away. It was trauma. Yeah, and as far as you know, you don't remember anything. So it's not like, you're trying to like, after effects.

No, it's five weeks later. Yeah. I'm down on that shit sometimes. Just a pair for five years? Yeah, yeah. I remember when I got a card jacked and I asked you later on, I was like, what if I took it as an opportunity

to just disappear and go restart? Oh yeah. And you were like, I would be so fucking mad at you. Well, yeah, because like, oh, you can't tell me. I would send you a post card like fucking red and Shawshank redamps. Yeah, like some holy eye would know. Yeah, like here. Let's meet here. Right. Like tombstone average. Yes. Yeah, but yeah, it was I was I see what you mean where they were they you were saying it was a wakist

Marvel movie, but it didn't really like the castings certainly made sense in this thing because they were representing all the races, like that's why the Celestians, Celestials would make them that way. That's why they were created that way. That's what I assumed. But I mean, they had a pretty, I can't recall any movie that I've seen recently that had a kiss like that kiss though. Oh, the gay thing.

And I know if I find it weird that Disney's like, you know, we're gonna leave in this kiss intact, you know, and like we don't wanna hear from people who don't wanna see the kiss, yeah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But yet they remove it, like they kinda like say, like America, you know, sit down and shut the fuck up and deal with the kiss.

But yet I don't think America needs to see the kiss as much as the countries are there fucking taking the kiss out so they can show the movie. Like those countries in them in a least where they're removing the kiss. They're the countries that like, I don't think America is definitely is okay with the kiss. I can't.

It's easy to stand up to the little guy. Like if you're Disney, you're like, fuck you America, you're gonna be a fucking watching. It's like, but we don't care about watching it. I think, yeah, I think everybody is fine watching the kiss. I don't, yeah, so, yeah, so. Yeah, so, yeah, so. Yeah, so, yeah, so.

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I ran but then they don't make any money. Well, what's more important? I think to this But then they don't make any money. Well, what's more important? I think to this But there just these then they're fucking outright like it's so Transparent then yes, it's very empty. Yeah, they're just you that's what I'm saying I don't think they're even putting it in like you get I don't care that they put in the guy No, it doesn't it doesn't fucking matter any at all not at all, but like when I look at it I don't like there's a thing. I don't think they're putting it in to be socially aware and conscious I think they're doing it because they think that's what people want to see right now in America. Okay, so they're not nothing sincere They're not putting it in sincerely and they're not taking it out sincerely

But do you know what I'm telling you know like to kind of get on, high horse and be like, we know there's going to be some backlash and blowback from the kiss and, you know, from some, you know, from people in America, but you're too bad. We're gonna, but then when it comes to like, the countries that are fucking like, we don't, we, we'll fucking kill somebody if they kiss like this. Right. That's the place where you gotta show it. That's where you gotta break down the walls. That's where you gotta, but that's where you also can't

because they won't allow it. Yeah, it's just not gonna do it. That's the, you're right. It's so fucking ridiculous that they're like, hey man, maybe you're not ready for this America, but it's fucking coming your way. It's like, we're ready. We've been ready, we don't care.

But why you win our fucking faces about it? Like what the fuck? Who's in your faces about it? I'm still like you know when I saw some PR for the movie. Yeah, they're talking about the kiss and like how it was going to upset some some people Okay, probably will and Disney was like you know, we're not gonna remove the kiss. Yeah for anything. Yeah for anything. Yeah. Except we sell it to a market in Middle East, where they won't even, where they won't even show it

with the kiss in it. Because if enough people in the United States, if that movie flopped, and everybody was like, I didn't go see it because I heard that there was a dude kissing a dude, and that happened in America, they would take it out of America too. No way, they can't. Of course they would.

They cannot. That would be, they, it just, I know they, they might consider it. Yeah. That would be the, then they can never, ever fucking, they can't. They could never come back from it

if they removed the kiss in America. They should have come back from it. Because I think the backlash should be ginormous. But if they lived in a world in the United States, it was like, we don't wanna see it. They would drop it. Oh, you're saying of like, oh, yeah, they would drop it. Like if they tried to do that in 19.

They're not a person. 60s, they're a corporation. Made them a big like come and go. That fucking quit the job that take the job. It's not a person. They have no moral obligations or moral stand. It's a paperwork. But don't why aren't people more upset at Disney though

for not sticking true to their guns and not releasing it to the Middle East with the kids? Because I don't think Disney would listen, because I don't think Disney would be like, look, we hear what you're saying, and we believe in what you're saying so much that we're going to give up hundreds of millions of dollars. don't you feel like they're getting off easy to them by not being taken to task for like for compromising what they what they believe in to for money. I mean the hypocrisy is unbelievable. Exactly. And you like you said earlier it's like it's easy to stand up to people who don't care. It's like what are you talking about like we don't care. And it like, what are you talking about? Like, we don't care. And then you're talking about like, is Disney a corporation trying to make money or is Disney a corporation that's trying to extend moral lessons to other countries,

which they're not in the business of prostitizing unless it's to America. I think they're reflecting America. Right, they're reflecting America, but there's no need to come out and say like, hey, we're not going to take it out no matter what. It's like nobody's asking you. Nobody fucking even mentioned it. But let's say they're not going to take it out and then take it out when when I,

when all the Middle East is like, well, then we're not going to show it. No, like, okay, we'll take it out. How the fuck do they not take more shit for that? That to me is so, it's so spineless. Yeah. That like, I don't know how Disney isn't getting more flack for that. But my point is it's not spineless

because they don't need to possess a spine. They need to make money. That's all they need to do. They're a corporation. They should have no spine. Okay, but they act like a, like they. But they act like they're like their, who, like their, like Disney. How many act that would?

They act like they're the conscious though of life. Well, through their PR people, through their, through their spokespeople. I mean, those PR people are probably reflecting the attitudes of producers that are making at the movie at the time. That's my point. The corporation of Disney has no point of view.

It's just the people that are, It's not. But it doesn't feel like that's the case though, when you see the promotion for the movie, when it's coming out. It's not about like celebrating Jack Kirby or celebrating these great characters. It's about celebrating, not celebrating, but it's like making sure that they tell you all the things that are in there that are very social conscious.

Because that is what sells right now. Right. That's the only reason, that's the only reason they're saying it because they know it's good publicity and they'll make people go see the movie. That's it. They don't care anymore about being socially conscious in here than they do.

So you're saying that you don't hold them to any standard to be like when they say we're not going to remove the kiss and then they go when they remove the kiss in other countries. I hold them to no standard. Wow. Well, it should be like, well, of course, that's their stance. Of course, of course, there are hypocrites. Of course, that's what I mean. It's a very cynical take, but that's how I feel.

I'm just like, right, that should be your expectation. Yeah. That's what I think. I think that your expectation. Yeah, that's what I think. Okay. I think that there are. Plus, you know, you think about that kiss, too. I actually, I'm going to defend it even thematically in the movie. I think it makes sense that gay kiss, but I'll tell you why. Because the, they turns out that they were, I don't know if this is spoiler alerts or whatever,

but it turns out that the internals are end up to basically be robots of a sort. And their program is such that they shepherd the world to enough humans live on the planet. And that allows the energy to allow the celestial to break free. That's what we were told, right? And they start breaking their programming and start caring about the planet and shit like that. So to me, it's just like that that character who was gay shouldn't have been gay,

because his purpose on the planet was to make sure that there was enough life on the planet for the celestial to come, which is directly not gonna happen if you're dealing with homosexuality, you know what I mean? Well, they had a kid. Well, they adopted some kid, but my point is- Well, you know what, I didn't even think about it.

I thought that he was, since he was an internal that he created that kid. And like, at a cosmic dust or something. Well, why did you, that sounds real complicated as opposed to just adopting child? Because I thought the kid was showing signs that he was special.

Like he, when he was talking to the other internals. Oh, I thought he was just like a, wait, special is in like, he's special like he has powers. Oh, I thought it was just like a wait, special is in like, you know, special like the assages class. No, no. No. That's the feeling that I got. No, no, I thought he,

I thought they were laying the groundwork that he, like so, remember, even they said so our kid can grow up. Remember they have the argument with his husband? Yeah. I thought that kid was more than a dog. No, I didn't get anything. I just thought they were just doing like a family.

Because remember the spirit or sprite? Yeah. She was like, I'm cursed to never be able to love her, have a family. Yeah. And I'm like, well, why not? I mean, she could find somebody to fall in love with who is, that looks like her age. So she's like her 18. Like, you should fall in love with a 14 year old. But don't you think that's weird? That she would fall in love with who is that looks like her age. Like you should fall in love with a 14 year old.

But don't you think that's weird? That she would fall in love with a 14 year old? Well, this is she's 7,000 years old. That's pretty old. I mean, I will grant you that on that sort of time scale, there's no difference to a 7,000 year old person. Do we have 50 year old person? Yeah, 14 year old.

So maybe you're right. And I'm like, and she's probably old enough to have a child. If she was going to go the human way to have a child. Sure. If her body reproduces or does the same kind of things, and I think, yeah, we don't even know the thing. You probably can't. That's why I thought that since he created machines,

I thought maybe he also created that boy too. I thought he just fell in love with a dude and got married. Which to me, my original point was like, that would be a change in his programming too. Oh yeah. Well, they all fucking fell in love though. No, no, no, but for him to fall in love with a man who has no chance of pro-creating would be against what their mission on the planet was anyway. But wouldn't you say though that it would be easier for like a robot to fall in love with with with any

male or female because they're just purely attracted to personality. Sure. And but like a human being, you know, like God will wipe hold on. Forget forget that. We were in plant it with some of us aren't planted to be attracted to the opposite sex of some of us on. But they would have no such preconditions though, be celestial, or the eternal. So much that everything that they were on the doing on the planet was supposed to lead to more humans. I was just saying, not breeding doesn't make sense if your main

reason on the planet is to get as many people as you want. So why did? So his programming to me was like that was another part of the programming that changed, which I thought like that actually makes sense. Well, why would they have genitalia? And we know they did because we saw Cersei and Icarus in Quiddis. That's a great question. These fucking celestials didn't think this throw. They would. Millions and millions of years of putting down on robots. That's why like with that fucking, how many how many millions was that movie cost to make? I probably 200. Yeah, around 200. You can't like throw somebody on the fucking in the writing room that fucking read that book backwards and forward. Yeah. And be like,

well, what about this or what about this, what about this, or what about this, and what about this, explaining this way. So then we're not sitting here, you know. But isn't it on our heads? Doing this? Yeah, but we get no real definitive answers though. That's life too. Now the eternal's a secret.

Did you think that they all represented, you know, Icarus represented Superman. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was the idea. All our legends were, came from the, the internals. Yeah, I, I was surprised by how much I liked it. Aside from the romance shit, I was just like, this fucking sucks. Please cut this out. At one point, you just look over, you're like, who fucking cares? I go, who gives you shit? Do you, Brian, somebody who knows Q very well? Do you feel that the hatred of the romance angle is just, is that just him?

Or did you agree with that? Like is that just him being like, you know, he's jaded, he's not really, he doesn't want the love story in his superhero movie? No, I agree with him. Yeah, because I'm like, if you took out this romance shit, you could cut 40 minutes out of two out of 40 minutes. And it wouldn't affect the plot at all.

It wouldn't affect the plot at all. You wouldn't care. You're just like the whole look, sir, see I love you. And sir, I'm just like, what a boring character. Yeah, she wasn't really like, I didn't fall in love with her. No, we knew you was watching it. You know who else I didn't fall in love with? I'm like, Angelina Jolie, I'm like, all right, enough of you are right.

Get out of here. You're so pretty. You're so mid-2000s, man. Get out of here, Angelina Jolie, I'm like, all right, enough of you are right. Get out of here. She looks so pretty. You're so mid-2000s, man. Get out of here, Angelina Jolie. I look great. I'm not saying she didn't look great. Yeah, I thought you looked good too. Yeah, she did look good, but I was saying I don't know.

She's done with her, yeah, I'm good enough. I think if they had just cut out half the flashbacks, yeah. And you know, and when all the flashbacks were, was to tell you how much they loved each other. Yeah You know, and I don't even get why he left for 500 years because he didn't want to tell her something because he thought he would love her too much He would reveal the secret of the eternal's

Yeah, I guess he knew that she would never go along with the plan. Maybe. Oh, he said that he said that he goes I knew I knew that you love the human so much. I Didn't want you have it. it another way we were killing him. Like dude, but that's like saying like, I mean, human beings, how many fucking secrets do we keep from our loved ones? Oh, they're like so many. How many? And they're just like, I love you so much.

I would have to tell you the real reason why the internals are here. Our mission is a sham. If they were really turning in human beings, he'd have a lot more fucking secrets than that. tell you the real reason that why the internals are here. Our mission is a sham. If they were really turning in human beings, he'd have a lot more fucking secrets than that to keep from her probably. Wow. Yeah, I guess I, if that the bad part didn't really bother me so much

because I guess, because he was only gone for 500 years. Well, it had to throw in that clunky thing that she meant that she was in love now with a human being, which went nowhere. That went, that's what I was saying. All the romance should have been taken right out of the movie. But yeah, the rest of it really works for me. I like the flashbacks. I like all the, I

thought that scene where the conquistadors were shooting the fucking Mayans was pretty fucking like that was pretty dark, man. Oh, I thought you just didn't like the flashbacks with the love like when they kept getting. They kept showing them getting married over and over. Yeah, that shit. Yeah. It was like there is no point to this. Nobody cares. It didn't even pay off.

Nope. It never paid off. Even the thing with like, you know, introducing a new superhero didn't really pay off to all that well either and didn't feel like all that, which one would hold off. Well, the black knight. Oh, well, yeah, it was an after credits thing. I was like, what is the point of this? pulled off well, the black knight. Oh, well, yeah, it was an after credits thing. It was like, what is the point of this?

Yeah, and it's like a very odd character to introduce in something so cosmic. Yeah, maybe just because it was in Britain, but was it black knight British? He was, right? Dean Whitman, I don't think he may have been, yeah. I don't really know all that much about the black knight. He was before, I know he used to fly around

on a winged white horse though. And he gave the horse to Valkyrie and the defenders. Like a Pegasus type. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Grant Morrison did it too, right? And the Seven Soldiers he was in that as well. That's DC. That's DC. That's right. Yeah. It felt like a DC movie, actually, in a weird way, with all the Superman shit going on in it. Yeah, it did. Yeah, but yeah, thumbs up for me. I still haven't seen Shang-Chi yet.

So much better in Shang-Chi. So much better in Shang-Chi. So much better in Shang-Chi. I saw people complain about Shang-Chi. Somebody was complaining that, like, oh, dress up a bunch of little Asian kids as Shang-Chi's. Like, was there a part in the movie where there was a bunch of little Asian kids dressed up

as Shang-Chi's? Yeah, at all No, just shank cheesers was so far removed from the original character's concept. There's nothing almost nothing that you can That is familiar to somebody who knew the original shank cheesers just other than his name There's really nothing there which I understand why they felt they had to eradicate every single aspect of that character to make it cleaner or more acceptable to, to 20, 21 audience.

Yeah. I get it, but it wasn't done that well though. I, um, when I saw that gay kiss, I was like, oh my god, did somebody actually apparently, uh, let me some Blu-chu? Because I'm bullying, yoy, yoy, yoy, yoy. People were complaining at the theater, they're like, hey, hey, keep it down.

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I was excited to have him into Broadway show in over two years. So we get to the ball around four o'clock and I start drinking. Nothing crazy, whiskey and beer. Go see the show, whiskey and beer. During the show. Nothing to do, no, whiskey and beer going into the show. At the show, I ordered the whiskey,

but mainly drank a water So it wasn't really drunk at all, okay? And then after where the show went we went to a place called the Hollywood diner on the side of Manhattan And we ordered some food in this four of us at this point and I'm sitting there eating the food and suddenly the room starts to fucking spin a little bit and I'm like oh fuck man. I guess I I had a Trank and so long really that maybe maybe I'm just like get a little bit and I'm like, oh, fuck, man, I guess I I haven't drank in so long really that maybe maybe I'm just like get a little hungover. So I get up and I'm like, I gotta go to the bathroom, I go to the bathroom, I get in the bathroom and the fucking world shuts out on me.

Like I get dark like to the point where I like to. I stumble into the sink like just like the next thing I'm like, lost my vision went black and I went down and I hit and I hit the sink right and I'm like holy fuck I'm like what's going on right now I'm like this this is crazy room spinning room spinning I'm like do not pass out I'm just saying to myself don't pass out don't pass out you know one I don't want to land in the fucking path through the floor and somebody comes in and sees you on the floor like I Jake. Yeah, yeah, I wasn't even thinking that I was just like just don't pass out So I opened me a sink. I can't still can't see it like I still don't have vision. Yeah, but your eyes are open now

Why eyes are open? I'm in your mind. It's just all I see is like darkness around the edges of vision That's all I see is like a pin brick. It's fuzzy. It's like, I am telling you, I was going out. And I'm trying to splash one on my face. And then I just backs up a little bit. Like, suddenly I was able to stand up and see, but the room was spinning. My head was pounding, pounding, pounding, room spinning, and I'm like, all right,

I'm like, I can make it to the car because we parked right in front of the diner, the Hollywood diner. So I'm gonna do a swing by the table. I'm gonna tell my friend and the girl I brought, I was like, I'm gonna go lay down in the car for a second. Whatever, we were all drinking. That sounds natural.

Yeah, but I had stopped drinking really like four hours before and you know what I mean? So none of it made sense. So I get to the table and I do drive by and I say what I think is I'm not going to cart a lie down but apparently it came out like I'm gonna you know like I'm gonna you know something like that. So look at me and I walk to the door and I'm like halfway to the door it starts going blacking. Dark, dark, dark. And I can't see anything and the room's spinning so much I was like I'm going down.

I know I'm going down. I can't fight it this time, right? And I feel my legs start to go like bambi, like old like shaky, like feeling my legs like shig. I just felt like it was going so fast like this. I was like this is it I'm going down. I can't even stay up. So I blacked out and I went down. And next thing, next thing I know, my friend and my date are lifting me up, right?

And they're going, you know, they're panicked, you know, you're right, you're right. And I'm trying to talk, but I can't talk. I'm like, I can't even get words out, but I hear them. But the room's spinning. I still can't get my eyes to see. I can't open my mouth to function. And I had passed out just in the foyer, leaving the diner onto the sidewalk. And they had some seating set out outside for outdoor seating, you know, because of the COVID and stuff like that. So I hear my buddy go, all right, get him in that chair over there. And like, could you walk, you walk, and I try and get up,

and my legs just won't, they just won't go, okay? Oh, fuck. So in the diner, before we started eating, right, was this couple, this is actually pretty important to the story, there was this older guy in the diner before we started eating right was this couple this is actually pretty important to the story There was this older guy in the diner and he looked He had It looks like somebody like a pirate slash this face that he had this giant jagged cut on his face with gauze just taped to it and the blood was coming through the cause and he had one eye

Was it Halloween? No, no. It was this guy. He was so fucked up looking. He looked like a Scooby Doo villain. He looked like he could have been 70 years old. And everybody else saw it, not just you. Yeah, yeah. He looked like he was 70 years old. He was thin as a fucking rail. He was bald up top and had long, gragly white hair.

He had the open cut on his face, but God's just taped over like amateur like job on it. What the fuck? It was nuts, right? So like, because when I was eating, I kept looking at the guy and I was like, look at this fucking goddamn mess. I'm like, where are we? It was midnight Manhattan, but I was like, what the fuck is up with this guy?

He looked like, if we were watching Mad Max and this guy was an extra on the screen, I would have been like, it makes perfect sense that this guy is, right? So that guy was in the dining. So all right, so my buddy and the day get me over to the chair and they I'm trying to say, no, I don't know why I was saying no. Clearly, I need an ambulance. But he's going to eat. So I hear him start calling ambulance. And the girl I was with is like, can you say my name? Can you say your friend's name?

I'm going to say my name. I'm going to say my name. I'm going to say my name. I'm going to say my name. I'm going to say my name. I'm going to eat so I hear him start calling ambulance and uh the girl I was with is like Can you can you say my name can you say your friend's name and I can't do any of it and then another wave of it hits me so fucking hard The the blackness and and the passing out and I and I pitched forward out of the chair and I fall into my date stomach Right and I can't lift my head

share and I fall into my date stomach, right? And I can't lift my head. She's panicking. You know, she's like, I don't know what to do. And then they thought hit me. I was like, I was like, this is it. I was like, I'm gonna die. I was like, this is what dying is. I was like, it's a heart attack

or the fucking shit my brain finally exploded on me or whatever's going on. I was like, this is it. You know what I mean? It was fucking pretty heavy shit. But a feeling that I am familiar with because I've had it twice in my life where I was like, I thought I was gonna die.

But I was like, fuck man, it was so fucking, scary's not even the word, it was beyond scary, it was like moving towards, just being in the moment, being like, fuck, this is it. Like I'm gonna die and like, you know, whatever. And like just, I remember trying to grab details. The weather, like just how the wind felt on my face, what the sidewalk felt like on my feet,

what like, her stomach felt like on my face in it, because I was like, this is it, like I'm dying. Like I wanna experience everything that I can, but you know, just before I go. And then, and then she starts going, could you say the alphabet, say the alphabet. And she starts, she's giving you a sub right. Singing the fucking alphabet, like, and she's started going, A, B, C, D, E, F, G. And she's singing the sidewalk. And for what a reason, it just made me laugh. And I fucking laugh and it broke, it broke the thing.

Really? And like I started coming back to it and I was able to start talking because what you know and I go you she goes she goes can you talk and I go and I go I could talk I just want you to keep going it sounds really funny and big relief they got me up in the chair and they get my head back right and and I start like the world starts coming to focus again I'm pounding head a pounding head again I feel so nauseous I'm gonna throw up and the fucking and the only reason that I mentioned the guy from the diner is because that point he walked

out of the diner and he looks at me and I look at him right now let's buy head up and I look at him and he walks behind me and I go, how the fuck is that guy in bed a shame? I'm not a man in my new lab, the guy's stopped. I'm not a man in my new lab. My friends are laughing in his face. So my buddy goes, all right, you're going to be all right. You're going to be all right, but they call the ambulance already. And I mean, even I, they're everywhere. It was like, you look, just get in the ambulance.

So they get in the ambulance. And for whatever reason, we couldn't figure it out. My blood pressure fucking plummeted, just went down and they did it, they tested it was super low. They had me stand up and it was even fucking lower. When they had me stand up, we started doing it, but they didn't EKG on me.

My heart was fine and everything. And that was it. They were like, do you wanna go, do you wanna go? How long did it take you to feel 100% better? The next day I had a pounding headache, but that could have been the alcohol, because even though it wasn't excessive, I don't drink that much anymore,

and it was whiskey and beer and stuff like that. But the next day, I was really like half energy and my head hurt. And now of course, it's back to the fucking doctors that I dealt with the brain and back to, you know, it's back into all that fucking shit of like, you know, Oh, did you get in tests and everything? So you have tests, more tests, it's all the things.

But I, nobody thinks it's a brain thing, which is good, because it was blood pressure related. Right. One doctor told me that there's a nerve, there's no way to have a test for this. He's like, we'll never know if this is what it was. He goes, unless you have modeling devices on you when it's happening, he's like, there's literally no way to know if this is what happened.

He goes, but apparently there's a nerve of some sort and I'm butchering this. But it's in the spirit of this that runs from your stomach to your heart to your brain. And sometimes when you find the right combination of carbohydrates and, you know, whatever shit I was eating in alcohol, like a rogue message goes from you stomach through your heart to your brain and your brain and turpets it as your heart sending the signal to your brain. And basically gets freaked out and shuts down your system. And you faint and he goes,

because I might have been what it was, he goes, but we'll never know if that was it. So now I'm just in the middle of all testing and should like that, but holy fuck, dude. I'm telling you, I thought I was a goner. Like I know, you know what I mean? It's like, it was weird. It was like this weird acceptance

of what was happening to me. And this real like trying to just, the fucking weird thing of just trying to sip in details of life before I die. And like since then, I've been walking around. You know, and this happened to me after I had the stroke as well, but I've been walking around a little bit

being like, all right, this is like, like even when I went out to the car to get to the Balawiski, like there's red trees across the sea, I stopped in the parking lot and I was like, just fucking take a second, look at the leaves. I was leafy people. I was leafy people in a parking lot in Jersey because I was like, fuck man,

I remember how important to me, like the fucking pavement was in that moment and just feeling it before, and just celebrating it, like if it was the last thing that I would ever feel in my life, it was pretty crazy. It's pretty out there. Wow, think you texted us both on Sunday and you're like are we going to the movies and you said I got a great I got a funny story

I want to tell you this is the funny story this is the funny story Yeah, I thought I was gonna die Yeah, it's a funny story. Yeah, I wanted to go see the movie because I was like in that thing I'm like I want to go to the movie with my friend I was like I want I want to go to the movie with my friends. I got one of them. Oh, yeah Yes, pretty fucking nuts man Like and how long are you in hospital for I never went to hospital. They didn't take you to hospital No, they they did the AKG EKG in the in the ambulance and they were like,

look, they were basically like, your heart's okay. So it's not that. So they were kind of, they were doing that thing like, do you want to go to my house, bro? You just want to go home at the same time. Did they think that maybe the days assume? They thought it was the alcohol. They were like, even, they were like,

even because I clearly wasn't drunk, but they were like, you know, you know, they're like, alcohol, this is what alcohol does. I mean, I've seen, like I said, I marveled at, but they were like, they were like, you know, they're like alcohol. This is what alcohol does. I mean, I've seen, like I said, I marveled that, and I told Brian, I've never seen anybody handle their alcohol the way you do. Like I would never be able to tell so, like, you know, you, so you don't seem to be somebody that,

like, He's got the constitution of a chronic alcohol. Like, ha ha ha ha. Well, like I would, no, I mean, I would think you would, like, it definitely, you would not be like some lightweight that would be like,

no, that's insane. It wasn't blind, it wasn't like, it wasn't a drunk, it wasn't a drunk I passed out. Right. It was something with the alcohol might have affected my blood pressure. Alcohol is the present is what she said in your system. So it might have just hit the switch too hard

and just brought my blood pressure down. Wait, this is a great segue. I was gonna say, yeah. It's our ex. It could have been mad. It could have been blood on my enemies. He was drinking. But you know, then they said I was, you know what it was, is I later spoke to my doctor and he said it was shitty, it was shitty, uh, bourbon whiskey that causes. So I was like, if only I had some good bourbon whiskey. Yeah, you can't drink this shit. Oh, you get a good bourbon whiskey that causes. So I was like, if only I had some good bourbon whiskey, yeah, you can't drink this shit. Oh, we get a good bourbon whiskey.

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I'm gonna use this. As soon as my doctors clear me. Okay, I was gonna say, are you scared off now from having any more drinks? No, because, you know, no, I don't drink them. I don't know what it was. It's never happened before. If it happens again, then I might. Have you had a drink since then? Nothing happened, nothing. No, I've been good. No problems.

Two days later, I went for like a four mile walk and I felt a little dizzy, but I was also going uphill. So who knows? But since then, I've been fine. Just going to the doctor. I just did a lot of blood work today and stuff like that. It's fucked up as you get older,

the more you think about like checking out. I think like sometimes I'll be lying there in bed and I'm like, all right, it's probably not gonna happen tonight. And it probably won't happen tomorrow night either. But the night will come. And it could? Yeah, anyway, a happy Sunday could, yeah. Yeah.

Really, you'd be still lucky to check out in your sleep that I say that's the best way to go. Really? Not screaming in a fire or something. Yeah, more, you could, yeah. Yeah, really would be still lucky to check out in your sleep, but I say that's the best way to go. Really? Not screaming in a fire or something? Yeah, more, you know, more. Car accident. You know, there's any number of harm ways to go. A fucking piss soaked New York sidewalk.

Yeah, but I'll tell you what though, if I will, let's, I've been thinking a lot about this. Like if I did die in that moment, even though it was a piss-filled New York, I don't think I want to be in my sleep. Like there was something to die in that moment, even though it was a piss-filled New York, I don't think I want to be in my sleep. Like, there was something to me in that moment of snatching whatever bits of existence I can on the way out the door that I liked. Really?

Yeah. Yeah. It made that sidewalk, that piss-soaked sidewalk was my entire universe. Yeah, there's something to be said for, like, you know, you're dreaming, you're having a dream and all of a sudden know that, you know, it just goes out and you don't, you don't even know like there's no fear. For sure. There's no like anxiety, there's no like the realization, you're just, you're in a dream that you just don't wake up from. And that sounds pretty nice too, yeah, I gotta hand it to you.

It does, like, I don't think I want to sit there. Like, because you're like, oh, there's something like, I'm feeling the texture of the sidewalk. I don't think I want to sit there like because you're like oh there's something like I'm feeling the texture of the sidewalk Oh fuck no, I lost my thought dreaming Sidewalk grasping. Oh, yeah, but they're like I agree with you. Well, there is something to like just going because I wouldn't want to be like I feel like I'd be on that sidewalk full of regret. Why did I do this? Why did I do that? You know, that kind of shit. Yeah. Um, it wasn't like that. It didn't it wasn't for me in that moment. It wasn't there was no opportunity to reflect on things that you had gotten right or wrong. It was, look, I wasn't dying.

So I should have made something up. Like you were on the other side. Yeah, yeah, right. I saw it to my grandmother. But like, so I'm not saying that I know what it likes to die to feel like you're dying. I, you know, because I wasn't dying. But in my head I was, yeah.

So in May as well have been. Yeah, maybe. And does it like, I imagine it has to, again, just kind of resets and reorganizes shit in this proper way. And you know, that's not a bad thing either though. No, and you know what, it reset me back to how I felt after the stroke. Which is good, you know what I mean?

Because you forget, you know, you just forget. What is exactly, and that, oh fuck, that's right, I'm lucky. Tight thing, so, I don't know. I'm really hoping we'd blow to my enemy, Scott, what do you want it on that? I don't know if that was the, but you know what, that's how you celebrate, you know, being on this planet with a blow to my enemy shot.

Toss back one on the rocks. Why not, man? You're gonna be dead one day, then what are you gonna do? Not have done a full? Well, I'm sure glad I didn't drink any blood of my enemies. That's gonna be your fucking final thought. Of course it's not. I just smelled it. Yeah. And I felt some fucking hair sprout. Yeah.

And my chest. And my ass. That is fucking smooth. It has a nice odor to it and even on these. This has come from somebody who hasn't smelled alcohol and quite some time. You think you can do a little capful? Could I do a capful? Yeah.

This would be crazy. For the ad, you're gonna do alcohol for the first time since when? 1988. Holy shit, look at this. Why would that fuck me up? No, not at all. Yeah, hold on. No, that little tiny cap go about a sip half a cap half a cap Can you hear that I'm in here too?

Wow, this is historic Wow, you know, I thought I would be, wow, I thought I would be knocked out, I thought to be exes on my eyes. Look at you, man. Look at me more. Yeah, I mean, I'll fuck, dude. I'm more manlier than I thought.

Yeah, I'm concerned. Wow, so that was the first alcohol that's pestilips in. 1988. Holy shit. You didn't hear any coffin? Again, I only I only wet it my whistle. I didn't take any big swigs right? No, you could have been like For that for the money he paid for this ad. Yeah. You know, I broke my, you know, my dry spell, my fucking 20,

but almost 20, 30 year dry spell. Holy shit. Yeah. And then, you know, it's not like you did it for Blue Chiu. You know, you don't take any medicine still. Nope. I just hope I don't slur my words before this part.

Hi, Dabby. And it's just, it's not a get-o. He's disappointed. Oh, but I do have to wash it down with a coat of color. A little coat of color over there. Wow, man, that's historic. Episode 499, baby.

Yeah, right. You thought that'd be on 500 that I'd get. That's right. I get a whole lot of it on 500 instead of 499. Wow. I'm gonna fucking... I feel like fighting somebody right now get him get back in here Before we get out of here I want to ask you either what are you guys? I guess how you would handle Like you remember you saw bugs you right? Oh, I mean I would remember Warren Beatty. Yeah, I would remember should I see it again? No, no, no not good No, I mean, I don't know I haven't seen it in a while either

But I do remember those one part where Warren Beatty, you know Bugs he goes up to somebody's house and he's like he knocks on the door the guy comes at the door and he's like I'd like to buy your house Which basically was like I'm going to buy your house. Yeah. And I was like, how do you handle that? If some guy who's clearly connected is like, I'm here as a representative of a very important person, he's going to buy your house.

Well, what is it, what is it all for the amazing thing? He's a fair. It's a fair price, sure. But now you got to move. You haven't the market anyway. He's a fair. It's a fair price. Sure. But now you got to move. You haven't the market anyway. Are you? Yeah. Oh, the water too much. Let them handle it. They can afford it. The most stupid mom. Oh, no, you want to buy my house? I mean, I know you would want to sell. You just I wouldn't want to sell. I would look. If it was like, I mean, if it was like, fucking, what's his name?

Who was the John Gotti? He came up to my house and like, he's such a famous dangerous mobster that I know who he is. Yeah. I mean, I'd probably be like, John, I know the way the world works. I know I gotta do this,

but you gotta give me more than the house's worth. You gotta let me wet my beak a little bit for my troubles. Oh, you respect that. Yeah, I'll be like, I'll be like, what if you go, you know, I don't like to just use it to turn my fingers.

I'm like, if we, oh, if we can go 15% above market, I'm happy to sell. Yeah. What am I gonna do? What if you can offer us this? Yeah, you might turn around and be like, I got about 15% below market, bitch.

You want to keep talking? I'm like, I'll go back my shit. Yeah, I don't know man. You can't fight back right? I feel like you can. What brings this up? I don't know. I was just I was thinking of bugs and I just I thought of that moment and I was like

wonder what like. Well actually the question first started but I never asked you like if when you were used to work in the stash. Yeah. If somebody came in and they're like we want weekly payments like who do you go to? Oh, I thought yeah, I think you asked this, like if when you used to work in the stash, if somebody came in and they're like, we want weekly payments, like who do you go to? Oh, I thought, yeah, I think you asked this on, like, come on, I'm enduring a, during what, like a picture.

Oh, when one of those guys were there. Yeah, yeah, I'm not getting my legs broken, oh, you're for 5%, I mean, I'll just give it to him, I don't get a fuck, I mean. Yeah, because it's not even like he's gonna break kebs legs, gonna break your legs. Yeah, so what the fuck? I mean, you know, if it came to that, yeah, I mean,

you're not gonna win that battle. It's fucked up, right? Like, I got a move. I wish some of you, I wish a mob guy would come to me and be like, you got a move. You don't know the house though. No, I mean, it's still any chance to get the fuck out there. You get nothing, no.

It's just other than having to fucking on the fly, you have to find a house immediately. That's true, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you know, I'm already feeble and fuck it. You got no chance. What are you gonna do? You can't fight them off here. Like, who the fuck am I? Elliott Nested. Yeah, he had the backing of the US government. I'm not sure.

I got the backing of Salvo Can. That's what I'm gonna do. You're my most Italian friend. Yeah, no way. It just wouldn't happen. So I gotta, yeah, I'd probably have to go That would suck Break my heart. I love my house after all that work you put it and it's like I like it. It's mine now

It's a fucking it just as it was disgusting broke down a house that nobody even looked at twice All my hands on that house was I gotta say it was like when you first got it like the especially like the Landscaping out bad. Oh, isn't I mayor and yeah like a let it's a huge huge difference. It was an abandoned house Yeah, my mother recently was like I thought she's like I thought you were insane For buying the house she's like she goes I did not they were holes in the ceiling. You know Now Goddy comes long and he fucking knocks. I'm like fucking door it. So your hard work's in it.

Oh man, it would be so bad, dude. What are you gonna do? There's other houses. Sleep with the fishes or sell your house. I'm gonna sell the house. I'm gonna fucking pussy. Tell him, Steve Dave. Thank you.