Tell Em Steve-Dave - #500: It’s The Big One

Episode Date: November 21, 2021

TESD welcomes a host of guests to celebrate their 500th episode.

Hello, Ants and 13% of every shape and size to the 500th episode of Tellum Steve Day. With a never-flarher version of the intro, we all know and love. The one, we only, J.S.A. Oh ladies and gentlemen, we're in joy, man. I feel like you're not setting it up properly. Never discount the sausage. Oh, I'm very excited about this. Weren't you raised in a home with Rudolph and say, yes you were?

No, I'm a fucking liar. No, MinglesPoop.com, right? No, that's not his fucking email, mr. Tweet miss you a little older. Lula is a little less fucking willing to have shit in my mouth I have a friend who is pretty lonely. There's no crime in having long I only one of those things I've ever had in my mouth Ming and swallowed Any successful relationship is based on a healthy foundation of lies I like to five people are like nine up like so Walter's like you're a fucking idiot Any successful relationship is based on a healthy foundation of lies. I like to have five people like nine up like so Walt is like you're a fucking idiot.

I don't even want you. I fucked your mother. She wouldn't get in a bush and now he will hide. Hey, no, not your good bitch. I'm in pain, don't you know? How are you fucking fucked? I'm a fucking guy, Roa. I'm gonna fucking throw. See, there's a connection there between me and get them that you guys that I don't think have or see. Or what?

Kaviyan M. Thorbitch. Yeah, I know. Ah! Ah! I hope his kidneys fail. I hope he dies. Oh, no! Oh!

No! What? Oh! I think you all won hypnotism away from one another. This is gonna be fucking awesome. I'm gonna leave that. I can't believe that. I don't remember that. I don't remember that. I don't remember that. I don't remember that.

I don't remember that. I don't remember that. I don't remember that. I don't remember that. I don't remember that. I don't remember that. I don't remember that. I don't believe that! I can't believe that!

I don't remember that! I'm gonna go back to the old town. I'm gonna go back to the old town. I'm gonna go back to the old town. I'm gonna go back to the old town. I'm gonna go back to the old town. I'm gonna go back to the old town. I'm gonna go back to the old town. I'm gonna go back to the old town. I'm gonna go back to the old town. I'm gonna go back to the old town.

I'm gonna go back to the old town. I'm gonna go back to the old town. I'm gonna go back to the old town. I'm gonna go back to the old town. Yeah, one flanagan, what are you doing jerking off to Cornelius in the bathroom? Oh! Fuckin' no cameras while we're drinking baby blood. You gonna come here and give me a hand job? I gotta do that too. Oh, this is an overkill episode. Yeah. I'll ride you. I'll ride you?

I'll ride you. I'll ride you over over over here. I'll ride you. I'll ride you. I'll isolate that stuff. That's like 100. What's that? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm gonna do an April. No, no. Nice! But yeah, for the end of the episode, I'm gonna do an April. I'm gonna do an April.

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I'm gonna do an April. I'm gonna do an April. I'm gonna do an April. I'm gonna do an 500. I don't think we can look forward to that again. We need to even bring the booze I like that I like I like the increasing sticks So we're here with BQ. Hey, hello with Walt With special guests From monster magnet Dave Windorf. I love Marvel. Come on, man. And from stage and screen, Saval Kano. My favorite, I'll come here. Favorite always. And you guys are fan favorites. People love you guys. Yeah, Dave's my favorite guest on the show. I've said that many guys. Yeah, days my favorite guest on the show said that many times. Mm-hmm.

Sorry. I'll. I'll. Upward. Upward. Um, how many podcasts have reached the 500 number? Do we know that? I think you're in a small class. Really. Got to be here. I don't think we know. It's like us and Joe Rogan. That's probably it.

Right? Well, he does it every day. Yeah. I think he's up to like 1500. Yeah. Yeah. But no, really, I don't think how many other people are at 500? Yeah, I mean, they're just a graveyard podcast. There's a small little handful probably. I mean, I'm Speculating but I have to imagine yeah, this is rare air. I mean because we don't we don't miss that many episodes per year So if we've been doing it for 11 years now. Yeah, it seems like we miss a bunch of you then No, maybe maybe 10 yeah, 10 a year all right Something like that you and I did when we got to about 70

I was kind of annoyed I gotta tell you that you guys only got to 70 because I don't listen to many podcasts That was one that I listened to regularly. Yeah, we we keep we're circling it right like we're circling I'm not bringing it back here. Yeah, it's just a matter of Schedule and time right now, but we both want to yeah, so suck on that everybody. Yeah, there's a little tidbit for you. I have When is the the black Friday thing is next week, right? No, it's One Thanksgiving The black Friday the black Friday

Yeah, it's not called that it's not called Thanksgiving is. I think it's better if you call it the Black Friday. The Black Friday. Yeah, that's what I was called now. It's pretty cool. It's pretty cool. Well, it sounds way better as the Black Friday. It sounds very dangerous, I like it. But I had an idea. I know we want to jump in the 500 episodes, but I don't know if we have another episode before it.

But I found the smoke machine in my house. I'm a 26th, right? I'm a fog machine. A fog machine. So I was thinking what I wanted to do is like, because I'm going to come here one of the days, right? Do it. I think I want gonna come here one of the days, right? And do it. I think I wanna smoke out one of the rooms and randomly invite people into a dark chamber of horrors.

I don't know what's gonna happen in that. So it's like a loss of, yeah. Yeah. The dark chamber of litigation. Yeah, yeah. Like just like the door opens and like the smoke comes billowing out and we're like, welcome. And they come in and then they get like a pen or something. Okay yeah but only

like five people. I don't know if we have you know I don't know what they'll set off any of the smoke alarms in the building. Oh yeah. There's fog machine because we have youimy film on stuff. So, what's the whole world's pride stuff? I'm gonna cut that shit out. I was so excited. I love this podcast because everyone's my favorite. Every time you do, the thing that you guys have here is like this intangible where, at least when I come or when I listen, it always feels like as pure as like

when I used to hang out with my friends and I was younger. I don't know, you just know how to have fun. You know what I mean? He's always something going on. It's always like, I don't know, you're always putting so much effort into it. It really is like, as opposed to just like you listen

some people just talk. You guys are always cooking up something. It's like, it's almost like playing for adults, which I don't really play anymore. And when I come here, you guys are always playing around. I was always playing around this episode. And I just, I don't do that anymore. It's such so refreshing.

But it's like, I guess you, from somebody looking, from the outside looking in, it's that duck. Everything is smooth on, everything is fun up on top. But underneath is he, that duck, his legs are moving so fast or they're about to break off from Not all fun and games Walt's got legs like Arnold Cues the beak rise the neck and Walt is the feet

To laugh for you, but not to cry. You know, underneath it, it's all teased. That's it. Yeah, before we get too deep into it, I had a quick question. Dave, you probably don't know this. I got married about a year ago. Congratulations. Thank you. Still married.

Still married. I thought he was going to be a lifelong bachelor. I would bet everything. I would have went all in, I would have pushed all in, all my chips on lifelong bachelor. When you, when you start to reach an age where there's Less options Like who's gonna take care of me That's one way to put it

Yeah, but you know you start you know you start to settle down Here's my quest slow down slow down. Yeah Here's my question if you have a wife Slow down. Slow down. Here's my question. If you have a wife who suddenly slowly starts changing the brands that you grew up with and have loved and have used your whole life, used to use tide, suddenly it's all, used to have Campbell soup, suddenly it's Aldi brand.

What do you do about that? We were just talking about Aldi too. We were just talking about Aldi. I guess you got to pick your faves and stick to it because I mean it's compromised, marriage is compromised. So say, could we please have tied? You can have your Aldi this, but I can't leave without my tie. This detergent is hard to do because I mean she's got to do two loads of wash for him. It's not the only one. It's too easy because you can just, you know, soup you can just

probably can. There you go. But yeah, like you give give her, you gotta take the detergent on the chin, but at least ask nicely for some. And, you know, brands don't want to give you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you,

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I go in and it's, I'm going to show you a picture, Dave. This is how she tries to trick me. Why is she doing this to you? I don't know. She really, I don't know. She doesn't know't know. She doesn't know right she doesn't know that you're Having culture shock. Oh, no she knows she knows what she's doing But this is just those are on there's life and there's the brand That what's that called again? What is it's a original balance original balance?

Acceptable serial is one you shouldn't you shouldn't know when it comes to food Determine the chin. It's by the way has that sentence ever been said Serial I wouldn't come by for the detergent is it a sense thing or is it how good it works detergent She says it's because her skin's too sensitive Is a knockoff version of life it It looks almost just like it, right? Yeah. Are her feelings too sensitive? But it's not like it.

I mean, if not, fuck that. Let's see if her pain receptors are too sensitive. Oh, that's right. That's right. That's right. I feel for you because I don't know where that ends. Right? If I let it go too long, suddenly, no car,

you're going to be riding a horse. Yeah. I don't like it. I think it's better. What would you do? You would think she would never pull it on you. So too long, suddenly, I'm going to be riding a horse. I don't like it. But it's better. What would you do? You would think she would never pull that on you. Well, she did pull the detergent on me early on. But Mary, since 1994, and she learned a hard way,

you can't switch the detergents on me because we were in emergency room with third degree detergent burns. You know that I got. And you know, so. So you learn to use the scurish sense. How sensitive is the other thing Irish? So sensitive. Yeah, I had like massive like weird detergent burns all over my body and I told you.

I have not heard of this before tonight. I would have spliced in one minute. I don't know if you would get burned by detergent. Well, yeah, I don don't think I've ever had to take me to your burns and when we were in Minnesota, one, because then the motel, we were staying at, uh, we, I got detergent burns. Whatever, whatever, whatever. That's what my wife said. It wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't bad burns from precision. Yeah. It's been tossing, tossing around. Uh, yeah. So, so you're saying put my foot down before it gets too deep. Well, I would say I'm to make it a fight, but just, I mean, just plead with her.

Say, look, you know, they're, they're, no, I'm begging her. I think she, babe, I think she's your wife in this instance. Right. And he had to go back because of his, of his sense of skin. So if anyone can relate to Maribat, this, right. Yeah, I mean, I mean, like I said, you got to make, you got to concede on the detergent because it, because of her skin.

It's all compromised. You want to look at like third degree burns on your woman? Well, you know, just so you can tell them the third degree burns. Not the third degree, man. Tell her, tell her that story. Make up something like that. I don't know what to do.

I'll eat some of that balance cereal and then I'll like guzzle some syrup of a bit kick and throw up all over the house. I'll be like, see what you did now. What's your fucking did? I'll bring you like bring your laundry to your moms and have your mom to your laundry. Yeah. Hey, 80 year old woman. Is there any way you can eat something and then temporarily stop your heart? Because I don't scare the shit out of you. Did this kill me? You can do your laundry. Come on. That did this. You killed me. You could do your own laundry.

Come on. That's good. We're looking for realistic solutions here. What do you think is more like unacceptable begging your wife for something or to just man up and do the laundry on your own? Well, I'll tell you what, I don't really care about it. Big her.

Well, there you go. That's the one I'm gonna get. You're not gonna win. If you put your foot down, you're not gonna win. Yeah. Start begging now. Well, I had to lay into her about the soup down. It's good to get you.

The detergent I can see, but why would she just not get the boxes cereal that you like? Well, she goes, she gets, she goes to Instacart, so she blake pies everything. Oh, so it's what's available. She's like, well, I didn't go to shop right that day. I just went to LD, so I got you this. It's the same thing.

I'm like, it's not the fucking same thing. And she even admits it's not the same thing, because she tried some today. She goes, ooh, that's, it's not the fucking same thing. Is she even admits it's not the same thing? Cause she tried some today. She goes, ooh, that's too hardy. She goes, give her the life, give her the life's too short story. What I do, life is too short.

Life is just too short. She'll punch her legs if I tell her that. For like a diet ice cream and bad coffee. The problem is, and bad food, it's just 26. She has no concept of that. She's gonna live forever. Remember that age? She's looking well past my death. You're your song. She'll pour all these on your grave. You'll rest in a bath of detergent that you don't like. I was sprinkling over like sprinkling with your ashes all over.

You should put a big Aldi coffee can probably just like, you're disgusting to a life of like cheap brands and Aldi, whatever's. She's like, I grew up on Aldi. I'm like, you had money. Even my mother. Is she German? No, yeah, she is Okay, yeah, is that a German corporation? Oh, I should have known supporting the Reich So anyway wall yes

We have a lot of stuff planned today. Yeah, well, you know what we didn't do though real quick. Yeah, I thank everybody for listening Oh, fuck yeah, if it weren't for the people listening right now, and then, you know, throughout the years. You'd be homey, but we would be at cereal. Yeah, be homey in fucking shitty cereal on a gut, getting detergent burns all over me. Man. Truly, thank you everyone for listening and hanging in there over the years.

And like, I really enjoy when I see somebody's like, I'm a day one listener. And they're still here. And they're still here this many years later. I mean, we're doing something right, at least for them. Yeah, yeah, I mean, who knows if lever gets a 600, so let's make 500, you know, 100. I do, we say a thousand.

Oh, I mean 600 still two years away. You don't ever know what's gonna happen. You don't want to get to 501 if it be an honest. Yeah, you're right. I mean, yeah, I guess you don't want that. We're gonna try trucking these guys in the same time. And then we're gonna get to 501. time and we're gonna get the 501 but yeah so I thought we would bring back some of the

listeners favorites called from over the last 500 episodes some things we haven't done in years bring it back for this episode. Thought we'd play for two long time listeners, team Brian Q, and team Sal and Dave. You're playing for representing a listener tonight, and if you and Sal win at the end of the episode, that listener's gonna get a whole bunch of prizes. It's all about confrontation, isn't it? Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

It's a long time, that's what it's motivated man. You pull love it and Throughout the night though special guests are gonna pop in oh, yes day at the table you see what I'm saying Listen favorites are gonna pop in and out and no that once I pop in they don't leave until the end of the episode So it's gonna. Okay try to make it feel a little bit. We want them to leave even if we want to leave to tell them they could stay All right, so should we announce who who Brian and Cure gonna be playing for sure? Sherry Larkin all right, Sherry Sherry we got you and Salon Dave are playing for the curator the curator

Yeah, and Salon Dave are playing for the curator the curator. Oh That's curious. I don't know. He knows this shit inside and out. He's a really like, um, oh, Oh, story. And yeah, like, okay, so then he's oh, God, so we have more uphold for him than he represents. Yeah, I think that's the one in, in, in, in, in, in, in education. Because he mentioned what he curates curates. He curates, uh, he curates, uh, and uh... in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in So you're ready for the very first thing that we're gonna do we're gonna bring back something that we haven't done in a long time and something very special because Dave you are on the very first episode that we did this segment as I look back now. Wow. This is why I really really was hoping you could come tonight. I have fun memories The very first episode you were on I believe we did something called one true three. Oh, no. Oh, no was this on We did something called one true three. Oh no. Oh no. Was this on here come the fire pigs? I don't remember what episode it was but on the on the episode I revealed

That I want to be a tap dancer when I was growing up You never disappoint Angle in which I could ever perceive it. I can remember, like, if there was like a piece of wood that fell off a house or a shiny floor, you could tap it. I would run up to it and I would just like try to tap with my sneakers on it. Just a house dilapidated, burning, you taps on it. Anything that's on it, like a clicking noise with my shoes,

I would try to tap dance even though I had no training or anything. Tap dance that's coming back so I don't... Yeah, it is. Ooh, I mean it's not the last time I'm this shit out there. At this point in my life, I think I'm pissed the age where I could ever become a professional. Never say never walked. I mean...

I'm gonna get you a tap is life t-shirt. Yeah, it was all about the sound though for me. It wasn't about like dancing or anything. It's that noise kind of just kind of like resonated with me. But I can't tell you how many times we saw white nights as a kid. Over and over and over again. I'm very happy.

Yeah. I mean, it was junior. But for time's sake, we're gonna do a what's on the menu slash one true three. Okay. Now what's on the menu for Sal and Dave is where I reveal there's only one food of the three foods I present I've actually eaten and you guys get one question each to figure out what the food is. Okay.

You know what sounds completely like awesome. I know. I know. I know. Okay. But for, I can't. I know judgment. Yeah.

Okay. So tell me one more time so I can understand. Since Brian knows me since fifth grade, I can't do what's on the menu with Brian Sal. They're going to do the one true three with the stories. Guys. You guys are going to get the what's on the menu. I'm going to do it right now. Okay. So I'm going to do the one true three with the stories. You guys are going to get the what's on the menu. I'm going to go do it right now. You got it.

OK, so I'm going to give you three foods. And you guys as a team can ask three questions. And then you have to give me an answer, which is the food that was on my menu. OK. And the beauty of it is because you'll figure it out as soon as I say what's on the menu is number one. And it's for Thanksgiving.

Cranberry sauce. OK. Number two, apple pie or three creamed corn. You've eaten one of those. It's only one of those. Two of those you have though, I have been able to ask three questions. You have never tried the other two.

I've never tried two of these. It's too busy tap dancing, that's why. But I figured, you know, I think I thought it would try your mine a little more to hear that possibly I've never had cranberry sauce or apple pie though. It would fry my mind or cream corn. I'm yeah, I'm pretty, you know, pretty unbelievable. Yeah, I think I think I think this isn't to you.

This is us discussing. I think the first question should be, have you tried cranberry sauce? What do you think? Then the next having tried corn and then we'll top it be, have you tried cranberry sauce? What do you think? Yeah. Then the next, have you tried Cranberry sauce? And then the top it off would have you tried. All right, boss. I'm having you a little bit of cranberry sauce. That's Bill Balecheck, the level of coaching right there.

I never anticipated something ever again. I'm thinking of it. Well, I know. We got you back, the curator. That would take so much fun at a game. No, no, no. I would assume that that's logical that we cannot ask. I won't do that too.

But hey, it was fun while I was a little bit of an idiot. Okay. Okay, but can I just ask then what line of questioning? Can we ask if it is not directly related to the food? Yeah, I'm not sure Great game people love this game you guys are ruining it with like And apple pie apple pie, apple pie. So basically, we're trying to get down to the one that you left off the menu. The one I actually have eaten.

Just the one that I've only eaten one of those three. And I can't just guess. Sure. I'm just going to eat for time restraints. And we have smoothest thing around. Well, I'm just because I have every question that comes up in my head is Kind of pointed toward asking you like I could say do you like pie or have you ever tried? You know, you can be like have you what have you eaten any other pies in your life?

That'll be a good question. Okay. Yes I will all laugh I'm trying to indirectly find something different. So yeah, here I pie. Come on. Come on, everybody. He's working on a new song. Is that right there?

Yeah. Come on. What did we ask him? I get a hair pie today. I send it back to the kitchen. And I say you shaved that pie. It just excists. Get it back here. What kind of man wouldn't eat apple pie? What kind of man or the human wouldn't even try a super smeller?

Are you aware of this? Yeah, I don't know if you knew this I always diagnosed as a super smeller since the last time you were on the episode explain super smeller is somebody who's highly We're on the episode. It's my super smell or somebody who's highly like daredevil with the hearing but with the nose. But it's not a secret. I think it's not a secret on me and all that. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Have I bathed today? Have I bathed today? Oh Salah, it's self-diagnosed. Oh, I'm sorry. He's not in diagnosed. Yes, he had. He was diagnosed. He was the doctor. I thought Dr. Walt Flanagan. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I feel like I am for real super smeller. No on the spectrum. Oh, it's hard to have all these things straight all of a sudden He's super smeller. It's like wait, you know, okay, that would be a super smeller is like it's not a gift because

Like you could smell something it's a bird over power You know make you feel nauseous and other people are like I don't smell anything. I'm a dry. Yeah, yeah I've been complaining about this for two days. You doing the car right over here been complaining about this for two days. You're putting the car right over here. I couldn't enjoy. I couldn't enjoy. I could enjoy. I'm going to go to the bus episode. I couldn't enjoy Ghostbusters last night because the lady sitting next to me was wearing too strong a perfume. And now today I put dry shampoo in my hair and I can't stand the and I was getting sick in the car. Yeah. Well, dry shampoo. It's like a powder. Yeah. Like a little spray. Just gives you like a little body and bounce midday. Yeah.

Gotcha. Yeah. What are they saying? What do we have some around about question? Around about question like, hey, well, what's your favorite part of a Thanksgiving meal? Okay. You know, mashed potatoes.

Have that help. Okay. That's so like, sides. Sight. The main, the dessert, like that. The dessert, um, I don't eat many desserts. I guess my mother-in-law always gives me a little bag of chocolate turkeys.

That's like the shape of a turkey. Not chocolate covered turkey. Okay, okay. This is what you use your son-in-law. Can you smell them through the tin foil? I should put some in a little net. Oh Red net very nice touch. Yeah I'm a son of a favorite son of a low

Sounds delicious. I'm having trouble Because I don't know how to ask a question that wouldn't directly answer the fact that you wouldn't have one I think the trouble is that the question shouldn't even be asked We should be on we We should move on. Yeah. So you guys take it, they should take a basis based on our knowledge of you. What do you think it is, Dave?

And then, uh, the final answer. I was going to say cream corn, but now that you've mentioned a couple of things, my guess that you've never tried cranberry sauce. No, it's the one I have tried. The one you have tried. Yeah, the one I have tried. It is.

What's on the menu? That's why it's very, very, very, very, very, very, very. That's what's on the menu that's why Apple pie or cream corn which one I have I eat Two of which I have never I would say cream corn you ate. Okay, Sal would you agree with him? Okay, I'll tell you what's going on in my head. Okay. Cranberry and apple are both based in the fruit world. That very acidic.

You know, I don't know. So if it may be if you don't like one, you don't like the other and maybe the only one you have tried is the cream corn. That being said, you just said you generally don't like desserts. And you know, so, but as a kid, I don't know that cranberry sauce seems like it could be appealing. It's the gelatinous red, you know, sweet thing. And I figure as a kid, corn is the only vegetable in there. And if you're a picky eater and you're growing up,

maybe you never bothered with it and then you're past that now. So I bring you back to square one. I'm gonna take you that, I was actually thinking apple or cream corn and I think, I think I'm gonna go with apple pie because I think that's the most insane of the three. I think it packs a punch and I think that's what you would include because that. I think it packs a punch, and I think that that's what you would include

because that's really like, wow, you have an apple. Wait, I think you're confusing. If what's on the menu means, I've only eaten one of these. Okay, so you've only eaten one of these. Which is the one I've eaten. So you have any apple pie in my mind. Yeah.

And I have any in cranberry sauce, or I have any in cream corn. But don't we have to agree? Yeah, so you guys gotta, okay, so you said cranberry sauce? I said cream corn. He says cream corn. Cream corn is the don't we have to agree? Yeah, so you guys got it. Okay. So you said cranberry sauce. He says cream corn. Cream corn is the thing that he ate. Mm-hmm. Is the thing you ate? Yes. What's on the menu? I'll agree the other two are fruit and Ah, man. I don't know. I think the only thing you eat is cranberry. What are we gonna do?

All right, well, oh, and the essence of time as you say, I'll go with Dave. Dave go with Dave. Yes Dave is very persuasive as my friend since 1980 80 80 or no 78 What do you think it was Brian? This is why you're not like the play-game. Right. What do I think you're the goal tried? What's on the menu? I'm gonna I think that you have tried Apple pie. Oh you're gonna say apple pie was on the menu. Yeah, I was going to say on the menu. The curators got one point because the what's on the menu was cream corn. He's a friend. That's really. Nobody like

it. That's very hot. You said you tried it. You didn't say you liked it. I beaten cream corn many times as a kid, but I haven't eaten it in a decade, too. Yeah, well, that seems to be like the kind of thing that you wouldn't eat. It's the consistency. Now, I'm gonna text you. You gotta look at the other stuff. He's never had cranberries or apple pie.

Oh, that stuff was just too much. Cream corn was a neutral thing. What did he have? He tried it. Oh, you confused, I'll get used to it. Yeah. But I just thought, like, I never had apple pie before. Never tried it.

Would you consider him a commie, but? What the fuck is wrong with you? You I never had apple pie before never tried it. You still have it. Would you consider him a comedy? What the fuck is wrong with you haven't had apple pie right? I was thinking of this They stumbled into the right answer. I didn't think I would have had the apple pie Never had apple pie. I was off a cranberry and cream cream. I had cranberry sauce. Okay, it just smell of it alone Just like I just didn't like I didn't like the look of apple pie either and Sal mentioned the word gelatinous Which is always yeah that's scary yeah it's not it doesn't have to be gelatinous all right so you guys get uh... point on the pen bright

so sound they've got a point curator alright so uh... brine cue you get the one true three and try to move this along a little bit quicker than what's on the menu that what that one is that one went longer than i expected. Well, you know, we're pros at this. Yes. These guys, they get...

It went fast if you just let me ask you how you had her go. Give me 15 minutes and I'll give you an answer. And you guys are more than welcome to comment on this, even though you're not playing for any points. Maybe you could steal it too if they get it wrong. Maybe you will decide later. It depends how far ahead you guys steal it too if they get it wrong. Maybe you will decide later. Spends our forehead, you guys get it.

I don't want to keep a close game going. You can reach it once a table, you can put your eyes around you. So around somebody's throat. So the first story, they all involve going to the post office because that's been my life lately, is going to the post office and mailing things. While dropping off mail at a post office, I don't frequent all that often. I entered the building and two workers were behind the counter wearing street clothes.

They nervously looked at me when I approached them and then looked at each other like, you know, what are we supposed to do here? Which I noticed right off the bat was a very strange behavior. I approached the counter with a tote of packages with a scan sheet. Now, scan sheet allows them to just scan the sheet and like if you have a hundred packages in that tote, all the packages are checked in. Okay. So it's nice and easy for the postal worker.

So I handed her the tote and I handed her the sheet and she didn't know what to do with the sheet. She was like very like indecisive what to do and she's like, oh, I don't need this. Something I've done a hundred times now. I was like, well, no, you definitely need to scan this. I said, or else I have no record of, you know, me dropping off these packages. There'll be no tracking record for people who are waiting them. And she says, nope, I don't need it. That's okay. I don't need it. And tried to just blow me off and grab the tote from my hand, which then I said, nope, actually, I'm sorry.

I go, this is the wrong tote for that scan sheet. I said, I pulled back because I didn't want to give it to her. I was so alarmed by their behavior. And when I took it back I go, this is the wrong tote for that scan sheet. I said, I pulled back because I didn't want to give it to her I was so alarmed by their behavior and when I took it back from her they again the two workers in street clothes not even in postal employees Let's just look at each other like they didn't know what the hell was going on. So I Thought something was really Amiss in this postal installation. So I went outside I called the cops and I said I think you need to come down here and check what's going on because something is not right in this post office. I think they're maybe robbing the place.

They're like a die hard situation or something. Because it just feels like they had no idea what to do behind the counter. They looked at each other. Were you in a post office? Yeah, you were in the KFC, like, no. That's what I was thinking too. So, I called them and I said, look, I know I'm probably overreacting. I said, but you might want to come down here and take a look, just see if everything's okay down here. And I was waiting for the cops to come in and a postal truck pulled up, went inside and came out with mail. So when that happened, I was like, okay, this is probably not the situation.

I thought it was so I just left and didn't wait for the cops to come. Okay. And never went back to the post. Wow. All right. So I did call the cops on the, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, on the tissue behavior going on. One of them, the hurry, so I called in a bomb thread. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, um,

Go ahead. No, I'm just thinking about what your conversation was with the not on one operator. I just said, like, I was trying to mail something. I know I did what it totes. You know the scan you told you didn't know what that was. I'm gonna, you know, down here, ASAP. Um, so this other one I'm trying to make I believe it happened I just I'm not gonna make commentary a personal connection with every post-employee I going with you know I try to talk to them try to make them feel like um they love you there because they don't they hate me because I bring so much mail down there But I'm trying to make it so they like me a little bit more so I will you know Josh around with them or talk to them about Have you Josh around with them? I was just thinking the same thing. Because well that's the opposite of calling cops. So I said to when the lady asked me this

thing, maybe it's because if they're out of uniform you've called the authorities on them, but they don't like you. I mean, nothing a good joshing can't fix next time. So I went into this one lady who I've been talking to, you know, kind of like chit chatting with. Yeah. And she said to me something that she said every day, is there anything partial, liquid, fragile or flammable in the package that I was mailing? And I said all the above. And when I said all the above, I was just fooling around. Is this your second story? It is the second story. All right. So you were Josh and Josh and and she lost it.

She looked at me horrified and was like, and I looked at her and was like, oh, I was just kidding around. And she just started going losing it going. Like, I can't believe this. She's like, like, what is wrong with people? She's like, I just can't, I have to fill out paperwork now because you said there's something flammable

or dangerous in this package. And I was like, no, no, I promise you, I said, I was just teasing because I said, who's ever gonna answer yesterday? I thought it would be fun when I said, I said, all be above. I'm just charging. I'm just charging how it works.

She called the cops on you. And she was like, I need that package. And I was like, look, let's just open, I said, there's just a patch in here, I said. So I opened up the patch And I was like, look, let's just open. I said, there's just a patch in here. I said, so I opened up the patch. And I was like, look, it's just a patch. And she just put her, her fingers on her nose like this. I mean, just rubbing. And I was just like, well, I'm going to go now, right? Because I couldn't mail it anyway, because I'd opened it now. So I need a new packaging. And she didn't say anything. So I just left. And I haven't gone back to that post office either. Did I not post it? And finally the last story again at a post office.

Those are the stories. I'm opening the big industrial sized doors at the post office. Yeah. Did you have to go in to get into the building? They're super heavy. And I'm waiting for the door to hit me because I have another giant tote full of boxes. And I'm going to catch you on my backside, the door. And for some reason, I'm like, boy, that door should have hit me because I have another giant tote full of boxes and I'm gonna catch you on my backside the door.

And for some reason I'm like boy that door should have hit me by now. That should have, you know, but then all of a sudden I feel something super heavy hit me and almost knocked me down. The door had fallen off the hinges. So luckily though like the door didn't have enough time because this is like a super door like if it had fallen and I was a little bit further away from the door and had time to catch up, it would have crushed me and probably would have given me

a concussion or worse. So I had to sit there and try to like keep the door up without it falling and still hold my packages. And I was able to put the packages down and kind of secure the door, lift it and put it back. So it wouldn't fall like that. You fixed the door, lift it, and put it back. So it wouldn't fall down. You fixed the door? Didn't fix it so it could be usable, but fix it so nobody would get hurt by it.

Okay. And that's when the postal employee ran out and sort of dressed in me down. Actually, I said this to me. What the fuck did you just do? What the hell is wrong with you? What the fuck is going on right now? Geez. I was so taken aback by him cursing at me. I was just like I wasn't doing anything.

I just opened the door and it fell on me. And he goes, well, I can't open the building. I got a close now. This is unfuckin' believable. And I was so worried that he would take it out. Like if I went to Adam and like blow up on him. Once again, you would take your packages and left. I thought he would take it out on my incoming or outgoing mail. Okay. Yeah. So I just sheepishly apologize.

It was like, yeah, I don't know what happened. I'm so sorry. And I just left with the packages. With the packages because he had to close and he was just like sitting there muttering and just like like so angry as I walked away because the door was off the hinges. Those are the three stories. Wow Initial if you had to pick right now before we even ask the question. So some of these are false story. Two of them are not false

They're fucking awesome stories. I really all together is a powerful and diving against the United Harlow Twilight Zone episode of horror. Well, that is his life. Yeah, the postal police are everything that they are, that the world thinks they are. Believe I know. They are, man, they're dirt grouchy bunch. Yeah, they're not. They're not really not happy people. Although I have met a few, you know,

that have tried to change my opinion, and but inevitably, if I go to them now, since they're nice to me, one time, I'll keep going back to them. Yeah. They'll be, they'll be they'll they'll inevitably get grow tired of me about that. I feel about the TSA Oh, yeah, yeah, I do not like the TSA We always get treated so well. They're all nice TSA people. Yeah, but like Also, I find all a big section of the TSA is not nice. Yeah, yeah

I think their MO is like you it's you don't know what you're gonna get that day That's how I for all the nice people I'm talking about you and if you if you're nice I'm not shitting on you if you're just USA Treat her one like shit when I resent you all day long So what do you think so if you had to pick one just but I don't even any questions what do you think? So if you had to pick one, just what I don't even have any questions, what do you think? I would pick number three. Three.

The true one. The true one. The door one. Wow. I was going to say the first one. See, the first one sounds real to me up until the point where he's fucking calling in the law. Yeah.

But he kind of pushed it. Well, the lawn ever showed up. And then he just it. Well, you'll want to show it up. And he just left. That's the only thing. Okay. I don't even want to think I don't want to think about walking in a post office. The thing on costume people robbing, robbing the folks office in my hometown. You thought postal employees may be tied up and I also didn't want to mention. I forgot to mention this. The postal installation was in a rough neighborhood yeah

with neighborhood he brings a stuff down to ask for whatever it was a really tough neighborhood i don't usually go to i'd travel a little bit but i have my packages and work uh... one question brought you out okay uh... One question, Brian. You got one? Okay. The second one, why would she have to fill out all the paperwork just because of the...

Because I said there was something flammable and dangerous in the package. Yeah, I would think that she would just be like, well, you can't mail it then. Yeah. Hmm. Did the person with the door did they curse at you? They cursed. Yeah. They cursed.

So, but he's been cursed out before in the post office. Yeah, but it's so harsh and it's just like, honestly, like if anybody sees a door fall on you, like who would look at it? They didn't see it. They could see me fixing the door. Yeah, but what do they think he's doing? I don't know. I mean, but I don't think.

I would assume that he's fixing the door. If he's got this huge door on him, he would have thought of it. Yeah, it's what I mean. I don't know if somebody would come out and do anything besides like, oh man, you all right? Like, is everything all right? You know, I enlarge these people, assholes, though, man.

I've gotten speed up too. That post office, if it's the same one we're talking about, I don't know, you're not. Is that your question? Is it the same one? No, no, no. Okay. Wow.

So you think the reason true one. I think three is the true one. I think calling the cops, I don't think he was, he was involved. He doesn't want to get involved on that level. The Joshian, I don't think he was, he was involved. Does it want to get involved on that level? The Joshian? I don't think he Joshis that much. I don't know, sometimes I think we won't might try Josh.

Yeah. I will Joshia times. Like I said, just to get favorable, or at least like being treated like a human being when I walk into the post office. I'll do anything just to like, to have them not just roll their eyes and nested teeth when I walk in like so annoyed that I'm there again

It could be that he's incompetent a casual Josh I think you you're right you struck number one off Waltz not gonna evolve in that situation Certainly not when they could track his number Right to his phone So so between two and three I think I think two is the real one. What do you think you think two is the real one? Huh, I do I think you would try to jott you know what no because he just tried to supplement the story with more facts yeah which is which is a classic war flanagan

so i'm gonna go i agree with you three is like that three yeah i'm gonna talk yeah yeah he's a little hot executing attorney on one one so i guess uh i guess we'll go with three. So no questions, even, okay? Going right to the guess. Well, I mean, I thought we asked a couple questions.

Okay, all right. I'm good with that. I'm good with that. Okay, number three. Number three. With the door fell off and the employee ran out, cursing me out. Get into your bunch of shit.

It was number three Right Sherry loud you're good because I will tell you I Had reasons to believe and this and not believe all of them all of them. I went on a journey I originally thought who was real But then when you said yeah, they wouldn't have to fill up here I was like you're right, then I thought one was real But then you're like what do you really call the guy? I mean, I really, I was all over.

It was, I didn't think it was three of them. You got to play Walt. That's a thing. When he started throwing in extra details, forget about the game. And he came out and just angrily dropped the F-ball on me. Like, what the fuck did you just do? That's crazy.

And I was just like, that's not crazy though. Like if that's totally Jersey. It would have been, yeah. And you would tell him, everyone, you. That's totally Jersey Wait a couple years ago Make it look like Poker states But all three are based in somewhat reality I thought I thought I thought I was insane to be that I figure that the lady didn't know what that was Exactly I thought you, I thought it was insane to be there. I figured that the lady didn't know what that was. Exactly, right.

But the people who dressed in street clothes that really did happen, I just didn't call the cops. I really did take the tote bag because I didn't trust him. I know, I know. And the one where I made the joke about like, you made it, you bought it. She didn't say she had to do it.

Exactly, I made the joke and she didn't think it was funny, but also didn't over react and make me open the package. And that's the key to one true three elements of truth in all of them. Absolutely. All right, so it's tied up. It's tied up neck and neck. I enjoyed all the stories. So the curator has a point and Sherry Larkin has a point and we're ready to introduce

our very first two. Wait, so in all three, you've, in all three, you've been mailed nothing though. It happened with a cap or something. In all three years, that would true. You left the post office out mailing what you need to mail. I, thankfully I lived, scummeled out with a sack over his bed.

What's the percentage of times you go to the post office where you actually end up mailing something? It's better than 75% but lower than 90%. No, let's do it. Let's see, let's see, one out of four times it's a wall. That is such a leap. It's like a huge human, it's even the end that up over your life. There's hundreds of post office visits that amount to zilch.

Can't you hire somebody to go to post office for you for Christ's sake? I thought we did. What do you It's selling like t-shirts? Yeah, yeah, that's what we're mailing it. I have my kid doing it, but she won't go to the post office because she's just a cursed so afraid of the postal employees, and I'm like, okay, I'll do it. Yeah, you can't blame her. Like the federal hearings or whatever. I'm really deciding what to do with this institution. Well, before we introduce anybody else, though, I want to tell you the headphones that I use when I listen to Monster Rake.

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Are you ready to bring in a new gas to the table? I can't wait. We're going to start something now. I hopefully that the next person who came into the table explained to you what this next segment is all about. And hopefully, Q explained to you, so the basics of this next segment is all about, and hopefully Q explains to you, the basics of this next segment. It's called Pervayers, Posers, and Playlists.

And what it is is... Remember how I explained this to you, right? How did he explain it? He said, I said, Walt needs you to send him three songs. That's it? Yeah, well he said there had to be novelty songs. Okay, but he didn't had to be novelty songs. Okay, but he didn't tell you why he then did that.

Who was supposed to explain this to me? Our next guest was explained to him, you explained it to him, which I guess he did not, because he doesn't know. Oh, he definitely knows. Oh, he does. Yeah, let's bring him in now Tim the record store clerk Making a grand entrance

Right in front of that mic. There you go, buddy. I'm lying son of a bitch here. You don't know the rules of this Okay, I'll can fake it so Dave you don't know how the game is played okay so let me give you like a quick crash course okay but listen up anyway so okay so this is like a debating yeah tell him again as I told him so I came up with this game called Prevayer's POSERS and Playlist because I always remembered how in my youth, when I would go to a record store and buy music, when you just have to go to buy an album

or buy CD, that feeling of bringing it up to the counter and being judged by the clerk. That was a right of passage for you. And you did not want to bring something up that you know would make would elicit a comment other than like oh you know your shit right. That's what I was trying to bring to this game. So we would pick a topic or a genre of music. And you would pick a playlist, like, let's say it was best stone songs. You would pick three stone songs, and your opponent would pick three stone songs. You would tell, Tim, who is the judge, and who is the arbiture of, like, who? Why, you like these songs?

Yeah, and Tim would grade an award who was the purveyor, and who was the poser. Okay. who was the purveyor and who was the poser. Okay. I guess. I can't. I can't. Free to on. Basically. Basically, we pretend like we're 13 years old.

Yeah. Which one of these always has he not eaten? At the post office. At the post office. That's him has become beloved. You know, if you Tim, I mean, our listeners love Tim because of his... Yeah, I think so. Yeah, that...

You got your own poster, right? Yeah, that's really cool. He's up over here too. There's another Tim one over there. Holy shit. Yeah. Wow. So, yeah, this is one of our newer segments that has really resonated with our listeners and for the 500th episode

One of my dream matchups was to have you on here, you know, you know Sure, one of my favorite all-time artists not just saying that is Oh jeez definitely one of my all-time favorite artists to have you at the table to hear you Poon somebody I have reasons. I want to hear you Pone somebody I have reasons. I want to hear you Pone somebody that's what I'm hoping for and I don't our listeners do And Sal I mean I thought novelty songs, you know, but I have to pone like but brie You know the proposal. Yeah, you're gonna. Pone but our novelty songs by nature Read the kill you got gotta get all over that shit.

You gotta go back to when you're 13 years old or like just go in. I know exactly what you're in. At least one of them I chose on based on being ridiculous. Cause it's a novelty song. So you make the argument though. Yeah. You're gonna be able to defend that.

Oh, I think no. One of the ones I have. You can actually win just by an added. For example, one of the things to do with quality. One of the ones I chose, I think it's quality one of the ones I chose I think it's absolutely horrible and that's why I think it's like a good choice I didn't realize that it was like more like you had a passion I didn't realize you didn't have to defend it yeah yeah well that I mean I know like I know that you can go

you could defend something without even believing in it. I just like, you know, yeah, yeah. So like, you're out of that? All right. Yeah. You're not sure. And Tim's a harsh judge. Oh, yeah. Well, you can realize it was like, I would stand by your song type of thing. Okay.

And then you have to like, choosing based on, can I, can I, I give all to, can I sub one for you? Extensive episode 500 and you weren't really told the rules properly. Yeah, yeah, you could switch I remember what I sent over you sent these monos ready to count on I imagine that Yankee song is going right? Yeah Stupid I was choosing a bass on I think I'm gonna do something and it would be comical and that's why I chose that one

So I'm sorry, okay, so why you're, why you're choosing? Yeah. Why don't we get, and this is going to be a sanction match for a player's foot. A winters and playlists, ultimate purveyor. Okay. Because you haven't gone in the tournament yet. The tournament.

I played this game before. You played it before, but not an Asanction bout. It's going to be Asanction bout for episode 500. I don't want to fight you. Yeah. Can we get some a dickhead in here like that? We both think it's not. No, no, you got it. And not I want to play it just so we get some dickhead in here like to go you both think it's not? No, no, you got it.

And I want to play this song. You got it up and not got it. Are we playing the songs? Underneath in post. OK, low, like underneath very low. Yeah, it's kind of hard to play this game with that. Well, no, actually, this is, who cares what it actually sounds like.

So Q and Dave, you're going head to head. You're going up against each other. Yeah. And the theme or the playlist theme was love songs. Yes. Which is hard, which is harder than I thought. She's categorical. Yeah, it's so terrible.

I mean, how many, you know, do you like I don't blame my favorite love songs tonight? And what happens? Never happens. But that's all right. It's just fine. It's a thought. Do you want to go first, Q, or do you to go first? It's I live to our guests his choice

What would you like to do Dave? All right, so I'm picking the song and and you go first a second You go first I go and Sal you are when Dave is announcing history songs You are his corner man and you are allowed to weigh in and light up and help him. I get behind Dave. You get behind Dave and like help sell that I help sell to Tim, who's the final judge. Don't too close. No worries.

I will not. Now are we, are we going with the added wrinkle of the, the timer, which we normally don't use? Yeah, we're going to try to make this one a little bit, speed it up a little bit. Okay. We got 12 songs going. All right. So, Q, you're going to go first?

Yeah. Okay, this is your three all-time best love songs. Yeah, so you want me to break them down, what about one? Thank God, are you reaching for something? Why, I just want to make sure that I have. Thank you. Because I was like, if this guy's going in with no notes, it's going to fucking kill him.

Oh, I don't have any notes. I'm going to put my phone again. I let Q pick the topic. Okay. Yeah, I didn't pick the pilot. Did I pick that? Yeah, I said, I want to go Cosmic. And you said, I didn't pick the pilot. Yeah, I said I want to go cosmic and you said oh, you know Would be funny. I don't know if I said that if we do something that you know something direct opposite of what Dave's into love song Yeah, I said yeah

Because I would think that David's such a large musical knowledge that he'd be good know of it. I love it too I said well, yeah, I could do all right so my so all right. So you want all three of one? So one by one and one by one. Okay, one by one. And then you and you tell Tim Why you chose him and then Dave has a date you can't really talk Until it's your turn to like pick him apart. All right, so it's like a parake in this corner So so you you're good So you know you know my selections ready. Yes, and you have an opinion on it already. Yes, okay. All right. So I guess I'll work. I my first. My first one that I said over was Elvis. Sure. The wonder of you, which to me.

Dave. Dave can't talk. You're saying that. Tell him, watch your points. My thinking on it was on the one their view was one it's Elvis, which is I think right away lends any credence to any love song because it's Elvis singing. To me, is it really puts out there what someone could mean to someone else? You know, he speaks about her effect on him and how that makes him feel. It's a little bit of a selfish song. This is why I feel this way about you.

He lays it out. It's very clear. It's Elvis's voice. I'm sure it's been a million wedding songs for a reason. That's my oldest one. Okay. I'll think he had any, but yeah, okay, you don't think he had any better love songs than that.

Uh, if he did, he would have chosen. I think he's got a million love songs better than that, but I think that's that's up there. That's one of the most popular ones for me. Now, Q, do you, do you hold Elvis as the king of rock and roll, be all-endal? Well, I don't know if he's a BN then though, but he's definitely the king, yeah. But like, is he like the most influential artist in recording history? Oh I'd say one of them yeah. Fischer I don't know about the number one but I mean who else is the biggest synatra? You know? Okay. Yeah. Do you agree with that dude? I mean the Beatles said before there was Elvis

there's nothing. Elvis was a spark for the mass media generation of he defines all mass mass media generation stars from the very beginning before that there was no mass media star. Elvis was a first TV radio everything it hasn't really really gone much past his his demonstration. It's all variations of Elvis. Have you ever been influenced by any Elvis songs and you're recording? Just by Elvis himself. Yeah, I mean fucking Elvis, you know what I mean? It's like what would Elvis performance wise are more music Well, I say performance wise you're just getting in the mood for something. It's like what would Elvis do? Yeah, you say fuck it, you know, yeah, I mean it's just like that kind of I think Elvis It's that has to be a t-shirt. Yeah

He's saying fuck it, you know Elvis do it's that has to be a t-shirt As a song like it it sounds like a love song that's that's the other thing about it. It does sound like it's very A love song. It's epic. It builds that thing What's the word I'm used to where it's like very dense dense? It's a very hold it in I can hold it in Go ahead. Go ahead. We'll give you one second to or one minute to respond to that I'm sure right outside Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, go ahead Jane you ignorant slot

For one thing Elvis had a lot better love songs two sure the wonder of you a love song It's a love song to buy a pill popping narcissist to himself in a mirror. Those people walk the earth. He didn't say what it's a love song about. Sounds like me except without the music or telling them. It's overblown balihoo. Okay, no. Untender.

So are you saying that because it is so popular? Because people, I mean, a lot of people love that song and I think it's amazing, you know? I'm speaking strictly in terms of love here and I don't hear the love in that song. I hear the wonder of Elvis singing about love. Yeah. But I hear him singing, but what I hear the total purpose of the song is for him to hear himself sing. I mean, I would sing about himself. What I hear the total purpose of the song is for him to hear himself sing

I mean, I would think he's sitting about himself Well, that's just what I wanted to say, but no, he's singing a song That's not what you mentioned it I wanted to say I wanted to say pill popping that he was a pill popping I felt it was it doesn't matter like from the mouth of babes like like that feeling can come from anywhere He was a pill popper He was a big crazy is but like that song is is about an epic love whether be for himself or for someone else That one that you right. Yeah, that's how it's gonna go me one line that boils it. I love me tender I guess that's tripe I guess I'll never know the reason why you love me as you do I

Mean he's like I don't know why but I'm gonna give myself over to it. It's, he's dealing with insecurity. That's what I'm saying. I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, that line alone. I mean, the guy is, he's injecting basic insecurities into a, into a massive, massive epic love song. I don't know, man.

I think it's that. Okay. He has notes on, on his songs. Yeah, on your songs. Wow, okay. Oh, you do have notes on his songs? Oh. Yeah. Oh, but you just read that lyric I just I usually

People keep up with them all the time. You printed out the music. You're a comfort pair Yeah, the rest of the stuff is for me and you Oh Model T. So I'm on to prepare all right Well, that's out. You have anything about that song the wonder of of you, any thoughts on it as Dave's wingman or corner man? Not wingman. I'm talking love. Yeah, I mean, love me tender. You know, what if I, you mean for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the, for the. For a curator. Yes, Dave.

Elvis is a pill popping. I'm not gonna sit here and listen to this. Everybody's a pill popper. Before it's ever you. Dave was reading my mind You like the song was that you like the song obviously it sounds like Let's go pop a rady go I'm I hear for the chancellor. What's his name? I think I'm I think I'm the curator right now or my shooting strip. It's also got to think about the other listeners, not just the curators. Just let me go. I said it's a pretty epic balance. It is epic.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm not an epic balance. I'm an epic artist. I just don't think it's love. I don't think it's tender enough. Well, look, Granits, it's not your list. It's mine.

Oh, I would say you should hold enough. Well look, it's not your list, it's mine. I would say you could be a little bloated. You want, man. I would say that it could be a little bloated. So, I'm going to get a little bloated. Oh, did you hear that Tim? Great word. What? Say it again?

I said it possibly potentially could be a little bloated as David said. That's a good word to you. It's not a bloated. Listen, he's right, but loves the messy thing. It is. It's bloated sometimes All right, he's

All right, the second one I'm loaded the Undeniable it's a banger of a song. It's a Sam cook right yep What a what a wonderful what a wonderful world, but not you know the song well no much about history That's not what a wonderful. We're not the Louis Armstrong. Yeah, there's two different song. Yeah, I got confused too I was rating the other one. That's what that's it was an animal. Yeah, what a wonderful world Well, no one would be yeah, okay. Yeah, but I mean Look at that you see that right there. Well, same cook for my favorite awesome all time. To me, besides just being a fucking song that if I hear it once, I will

be singing it. Beautiful song. For days, it's gorgeous. It's short, two minutes, thirty thirty-four seconds. That's great. And to me, it's like, it really, out of all these songs, really spoke to me the most, because this is a guy who is admitting nothing but his faults I don't know much about this. I don't know much about this, but here's what I do know baby Tim Lee was They're looking at each other if you love all I got to know Is that if you love me too? What a fucking wonderful world this would be and I think that really speaks to the human besides being a fucking great song I think it just speaks to the human condition of just like you can have an alliterate surf in the Middle Ages

You could have the president of the United States now and it's just like they all are together in one thing It doesn't matter what they know all that matters is there's the person I love and if they love me as well Everything is fucking great. And to me, it's just like to get that across in such plain language, in such a short song, in such a fucking great singing, it's like singable song. I don't know how you beat that, man. Like, in your merchant, don't you, Sherry? Like, I don't know how you beat that.

I can't see anybody saying anything bad about that song. It's just a great song. Dave. Oh, Sal. Actually, I like that song. I like this song quite a lot. I love song. It's just a great song. Dave. Oh, so. Actually, I like that song. I like that song. I mean, it's quite a lot. I love it.

It's a classic. So it's hard to talk about a classic thing. I think you go for it. It's quite good. It's not as tender as a love song should be, but it gets very, very close. I mean, it's merits are exactly what Cugia said. That it's just like, it's across the board, a good mood song.

Like, the world may come at me with a bunch of different questions that I don't really know what about, but when it comes to you, I love, I know what I'm talking about. Yeah, it's love. So you're agreeing with his choice? I think it's choice is great.

Oh, I thought, I don't know how this is going. I'm so glad. It's great. This is unusual. It's an unusual tactic right here. I can take it away. I can take it away. It's going to be easy to pick a bottom novel. I can't take it. He's picking songs that are great American songs. Yeah, yeah as a selection.

Even of Sam Cooks or anything I could say possibly the only thing I can think come on with maybe a tinge over plate. So there's a little bit of I don't know. Okay. And then as it as it as a kind of a joky thing, it's like, all right, it's a lot of someone's talking about algebra and things like that. Just quirky. Yeah. It's a kind of a kind of desensitized it slightly. But really, I'm just making it out. It out the way he's singing about algebra that bridges over that for me Yeah, that's the gimmick. That's a song's gimmick song because it's got all that all those buzzwords and stuff It's a good well written pops. Yeah, I love that song. It is a her about it is focused on like I think teens Because he's I don't know shit about algebra school Yeah, it was about the French I took don't know much about history biology

Right, but what makes it a puppy love rather than real love? That's what has to be pondered it's universal When I'm playing for you say just a midget it doesn't make a professional idiot yeah like tiger beat level of It does sound like a fictional idiot. Yeah, like tiger beat level of Stop learning you guys students of life Did you did you stop hard body blow by Guiding this thing Is gonna unite this cable I don't see unless it's a different song than I have to. Oh, no.

It is. I know for sure that this guy's gonna fucking line up behind me on this one. You losing this teammate because nobody, nobody in their right mind goes against Stolly Pardon and Kenny Rogers singing I don't understand this dream. It is. And not all my Barry give from the beijing. My Barry give from the beat is to me not only one of the best love songs. It is one of the best songs of all time.

These guys are fucking, I mean, listen to it. I did. The lyrics, you don't like it? No. Oh, you're fucking crazy, man. Tough crowd. How do you not like Alan's in the stream? It's two musical masters.

It's homing together. Schmaltzzy. It's two schmaltzzy. What is love? What's not? I understand, but like Sam Cook wasn't schmaltzzy. This is not schmaltzie. It's too small. What is love? What's not I I I understand but like Sam cook wasn't Schmaltzie. This is not small. See man. This is now a judge arguing Audio on his behalf, but I think under So let him I mean I just to meet a lot of this just rests on the pure fucking legendary talent behind

it. Part of that is that. But like the joy in this song is what really hooks me every time. Because a lot of love songs will be about broken hearts, about longing, about wanting. These two people fucking found each other. They're already liking each other to geographical fucking points on the map. There's so many people, what do I lean in Kenny? Well, the people that they're singing.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That's stupidest things I've ever heard. The essence of the world. We're islands in the stream. What is the fuck this is? No man is an island man. These two are islands in the stream. The whole world is over us.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is the joy that these two find and having each other. That to me, if I was a wedding And they came out to islands in the stream and they were doing anything less than wearing giant feather headrested And sparkly outfits and doing synchronized dancing they failed. That's a type of song. It is about the Fucking joy of love. It is okay. It is to me. There's no way to deny it it's just a fucking, to me one of the greatest songs of all time. A little schmaltty. That's alright. What is life without schmaltz? I agree. You know who did like schmaltz? Nazis. That's right.

How how how how high did a chart? It was number one. Number one. So it was huge. It was very about the album. The song. Do you know that? how that chart is number one in the UK and number nine in the US and No much about history was a number 12 in the US. I mean sail away with me To another world It's so much is that the one and you can fuck me with a 10-foot Sing I said, sing that. Adam's in the string. Adam's what we all love this song.

And we'll win. If you could pick any female artist to cover this song with, who would you pick? Oh, that's too hard a question. There's so many great singers, Tori Amos, Rihanna. I've got a great voice. Rihanna's got really like a real voice.ihanna's got a really, like a real voice, and a dirty voice, right?

Make it happen, Walt. I mean, make it happen. When you're down at the post office, you're connected, send a letter. I love the song that has like a, like a current right underneath that keeps building and then releases, building at that best. It does, and I also try to represent

different stages of love. Also. I felt like Sam Cook was about the longing and the wanting. And I felt that Alan's on the stream was about the new love that we're excited with together. This is fucking, you know how you and your love, you've been in love. You know how that early start where you're like,

everything's fucking, where everything's like, everything's fucking perfect everything's like everything's Everything perfect new you're blind. Yeah, like you know that saying like how do you know if someone's in love? If if that if they sound sane and they're not love You know what I mean? And I just think this song really fucking represents that and then I thought that Elvis was a little bit more of a mature Look at a relationship I'm like at a relationship. Oh, no! That's cool.

The guy singing it like his perspective, I guess I could say. It sounds a little bit more... I tried to take you on a journey, but... You doing this on the fly, which I know you can do, or did you really have these pre-missed songs? No, these I pre-cook. Yeah, a little bit. But anyway, those are my three-but- And I understand that they're quite popular. But, you know... It it's not a bad thing. They're popular for reason. I guess. Yeah. They spoke to me. They're love songs. I mean, you know, it's like it's a whole different kind of love songs are really, really funny. You know, because Sometimes the most popular love songs are the best love songs after a while because

They were so simple. They were so simple that the people that wrote them didn't have to overcomplicate them. So simplicity, I mean my favorite music is pretty simple music. And like what gets more simple than like you know boy meets girl or whatever you know it's like why clog it up. So some of those songs really are the best songs ever. Yeah. How many songs would you say you have the like you set out to write a love song? Have you? I wrote personal songs to people

about love and about my relationship with them, but I never titled them, you know, I never titled them like, okay, this is my big love song. Well, but just because I never thought I could have the the gumption. It's to really do that you know I mean it's like love songs in the business are a an easy go to and most people laugh at them unless they make it big unless they're in love what the lester in love yeah and the lester's 1965 can I can I draw a song? I mean, and I think, writing a love song is just mean, but I think it's a quintessential song. I think it's effective of basic,

and I think it hits on the notes that you're saying. I want to see people would disagree or agree with me. Either this one hits me. Wings, silly love songs. Yeah, great song. Silence. I love that song. But I think it was, you know what, it was written.

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. It's not for this. It was such, he was trolling Lennon. He was trolling Lennon. Was he? Yeah, but actually he's a really beautiful song. Yeah, but yeah, because Lennon was like, what are you doing?

Lennon is like, the world needs love songs, he said. And he wrote that just to like a middle finger to Lenin and look He got a head out, but it's great and Lenin's dead. Yeah, where's let him? All right there you go. All right Dave so I rest you know, what am I gonna do? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you sir Okay, all right, so I mean I mean minds aren't on heavy hitters and someone's a really old So well, I just yeah all the artists you chose only one is still on this planet, right? Dolly pardon, okay. Yeah, that

Office is coming back. That's 20 20 25. I'm ready. You hear it? Oh, I'm ready. You hear that he's coming back 20 25 I'm just ready. I'll take it. How old will you be like they fucking did it? They cry. I'm not fucking kidding Seriously, how much would that I'm not fucking you look I read it your last night is fucking was on CNN and it's like he Elvis is coming back 2025 yeah With the power of Satan If he was Elvis is a album full of Elvis Satan songs Don't tease me All right, so I'm gonna go. Go.

Mr. Judge. Alright, my first one's gonna be at last by Edda James, which was a hit in the 60s, but it was not a mega hit. I don't think it was a stacks records. Stacks or yeah. Nobody has ever come to the table and said it was on the certain label. I think that's the wrong label. I think it was on Argo.

Okay, Argo, sorry. The first time was ever happened. It's a real big fucking possible. I thought she was what she was hanging around. I forget what label. But yeah, they moved to Bambaud, you know back I thought that was some inside baseball shit right there really the label the only person to could be here that could have come at

oh what a foil what a foil we roll like wow so this song kills me it's just it's a young girl but not too young, you know, it just strikes me as maybe about, you know, not maybe about 26, 27, not terribly Lewis, saying basically at last, or Elvis, I waited a long time and it sounds like to me like she's been through some shit, and then finally the right person has come along, And it's beautifully orchestrated. It's got absolute gorgeous sound.

You know, it's kind of melancholy. And just here, a couple of lines with the songs, it's like, I found a dream that I could speak to. A dream that I could call my own. I found a thrill to press my cheek to. A thrill that I have never known. Finally, she found someone that she could talk about her dreams with and they don't laugh at her.

You know, she's someone to really communicate. Sounds a lot like the one in the review, actually. And yet, but you know, it's downplayed. It's not, it's not overbaked. This is like You can sing these things that's not fair. Yeah, I was that a bullshit The guy's driven honey all over the table Mine and Debbie Lolin I

In a life is like a song Give me the satchel version of the anyway, it's it's underplate,, which is why I like it and it's it's like Overplayed though what the song is overplayed. I don't think the song is overplayed. No, what do you mean? You've been to a wedding wedding wedding in the past No, no, no, no, no, no. I mean underplayed like her delivery is under no, no No, of course, of course it's it's played. Yeah, but I think that I was thinking tables no one and two to the same I love song. I love song that rather than just screaming

The thing is interesting is that what it brings to her she's not really Celebrating who's doing it? Hmm. She's celebrating the fact that she got lucky enough to have it happen. So that's what I like it. And it's kind of a melancholy melody because I like that too. Did you like it from the get go? Or is it? Yeah, I mean, for the first time in your heart, what the hell is this? It would be unusual for like, you know, because I see, I see you you know which you're which you're rock and roll going on back with your rock and roll with your swing and the dions and your band that be it so would you like would you let your friends know you like this song or would this be like a like a secret like affection for

this maybe if I was 15 I wouldn't let them know but yeah after I was 21 I got I like what I like the first time to It's a great song. I you know can't I think it's just beautiful. Yeah, I agree little overplayed would be my thing Well, you go to a lot of weddings I guess huh? You know, I love weddings. You love love Love love you're fucking insane Weddings aren't about love. Let me see weddings are about delusion. I love love you're fucking insane Weddings aren't about love let me see weddings are about delusion. I love delusion All right, okay next really really obvious Righteous brothers unchained melody

Also probably you know over overplay. Yeah, I feel ghosts kind of ruin that movie to be taken seriously but that's just me but I mean we're talking songs we talking movies here talking songs yeah so fuck you in the movie thing you can say that I don't know if the judge is still better than islands in the string it is not better than islands islands come on one of the fucking greatest The correct me from rolling the righteous brothers sung that song were about all the dead musicians Oh No, who did that to him? You know rock and roll heaven. Yeah, the decent I know that song, but I don't know who sang it because nobody fucking picked it

People that did Abraham Martin and John Would do all right, so you the righteous brothers unchain metal unchain melody, okay? It's for a very safe choice all all all the songs a lot of risks a safe choice a lot of risk going on so far What like you were risking it? you were risking it. I fucking dropped out of his extreme on these people. I was in the stream was a mega selling hit. Right. I mean, we got to get a story straight on that stream.

Is it small shit or bullshit or is it a great song? He said bullshit. Yeah. Right. I wasn't a safe choice. I think unchained melody is an absolutely fantastic song. And there's a reason why it's been overplayed is because the same reason other people play love stories, which love songs, which is kind of hard in this category for us to argue over what's

been overplayed because you know they're all they're all kind of over right well can you I'm gonna go deep underground but then I thought you were gonna go deep underground yeah I still can yeah all you can't use to make your songs yeah can make your songs. That's not, man. Can you, let me use it in question. Can you think of that song without thinking about the clay and the ghost and everything like that? No, no. How many times did you see ghosts? No.

We'll have to see it once and see it into your brain. Yeah, yeah. Okay. All right, I can see it. No, no, no, no, no. It's all right. It's really exciting. The can't can see the ghost no, no, no

You guys can't get your Music and video if you can't get that straight in yourself. There's no reason for me to fight I'm tactic Like this point this is Roberto Duran You have to use a broad of drug abuse of mine. I can't bring up a fucking movie This is Roberto Duran. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, If we can Take unchained chain melody out of the hands of fucking Patrick Swaisy and would be Goldberg hmm Even see how even I'm lost my he killed me. No It's undoubtedly one of the all-time greatest love songs. I'm sure I'm just like a boy. It's almost a book. I mean, I saved.

You see the level of it? So they go down. It's like, I got to do something. It's got smell and salt in your face. That resonates with people young and old. There's no one on that. There's no one in the world. Yeah, resonates with young and old.

You know, it's, I mean, what can you do? You can come on. You know it immediately. And the words are like amazing. I mean, like they're, they're both of these songs you can do. They had to sing it from the first few seconds. He's singing from a point of pain and loneliness. It's a popular song, but songs are popular for a reason. They appeal to the whole.

There's nothing no strike against. Word. Darling, especially with love songs. He gets to tell you this. Darling, I've hungered for your touch. For so, for such a long, lonely time. Smoths. Time goes by so slow. No, no, not small. Small. What?

Smalls. Compared to the wonder, the one, that's not small. That sounds amazing to me. That's epic. We all described that as epic. Epic is small. It's not small. That sounds amazing to me. That's epic. We all described that as epic epic. It's small It could just be small. Yeah, David. We'll see the first time I heard that was before I saw ghost and the way I felt about The first time I heard it was that was taken aback. Yeah, I mean the words unfancy like And you thought that would be great in a movie a long lonely time time goes by so slowly and Time can do so much through it can erase everything are you still mine yeah I would argue and then he's just like

oh no he's just like orgasms in this giant you know I don't know I would mean that nobody listens through this song all when it comes on the radio everybody a hundred percent turns to changes that song off. Everybody? I think so. I'm making that opinion. That's a ball state. Yeah. Everybody.

I think everybody. Man, woman or child. See, radio, I'm just wasting. Nobody wants that. You see the hair. It's wasting. Shut up, boy. It's unchained melody.

It's pumpkin. Everybody likes it for like the 10 seconds they hear before. They're like, what's on another channel? Because everybody's Heard it too much. What about this what about that? What about that damage it did when it was it release though It probably took over the world It did it was probably you know if people turn it off now, but when it first came out It's probably the only song that existed what year you come out I Tim 65

Fifty five it was a piece side too. Oh, that's interesting. Look at the wheels on it when it wasn't even intended to be that. That speaks to how good it is. I mean, I've done it for you all night long. What are the charter? I'm in the 60s. 60s, it was number 40 US. It's pretty good.

UK 14. That's pretty good. Ken, I'll get you with that. All right. Got number what you're last song, Dave? Well, I mean, I have to change my game just because I, you know, I could say black Sabbath sweetly because he loves weed. You know, you can say love with weed. You're very well-cooked. I'm sure you could argue.

He's in love with weed. It's a weed love song to weed. Yeah, but no, I'm gonna go with that. I'm gonna with my my first choice just because I really think they're great love song This is by Grace Kelly and being Crosby and it's called true love Yeah, it's about the simplest love song I can possibly imagine was in the movie high society and it's just an absolute tiny little diamond a song an absolute tiny little diamond

of a song Innocent almost and it's ridiculously innocent. Let me play a little bit more. Were there charts back then to have with it that chart that I was never pressed as a single Okay, what's the name? True love by up in cross being Grace Kelly. I for one love accordion driven love songs And then crossbeat and how much older was he than this? He looked pretty much like he looked older right and there's a strange You know considering some of the movies from back then it's like you know 30 years on a woman was not a big deal back then In the movies. The fact of the matter is that the world has been like this

all along. Only now are people giving shit. Where did it come to you on your radar? Where did you first see it? I guess the only place I could hear it was by watching the movie. Yeah, it hit me as was, and it, and it, and it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it,

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You know, like I said, after I was 20, it was like, fuck, you don't like it. And then fuck all of you. So before you weigh in on who won that match? No, but that was it there's no Yeah, I think that's I don't even find the song so okay. Yeah, it was hard for me to you have to go to YouTube Oh, you know, it's only two minutes long. Yeah, I had I don't know if the if you were looking for something a little bit more Off to beat in path or maybe a little bit more like it was anti establishment. I was hoping that one of these guys, especially, you know,

well, it's dated, bring up maybe an anti-love song. Well, yeah, I mean, I took it for, you know, I took it to face value love song. One of my all's so many would have said, like, yeah, what was your all was fairy tale in New York Pokes by the pokes yeah, that was one of our not too good song. Yeah, that's all that's about a junk Singing about it. So that's a whole another thing but you were on the same page. I was like you said Songs right is not the greatest category and it's tough because it's got a lot of weird stuff Yeah, I was like I had like my own little list of like what I was like, you know, I'm not in love by Tennessee. Right. Sure. Oh, right.

Yeah. That would have been when you're talking golden 70s. Yeah, rock. That's my shit. Right? Because it's like the anti-love song. Right. And, um, well, it's, I mean, it's the anti-love, but it's a love song because he's just,

he refuses to, he just keeps denying that he's trying to convince the solace. He's not. I thought he was telling her is like, you know, like, you may be in love with me, but I'm just, I was so, I was, he was trying to convince himself. He's not a lovely actually. You know what, as is, is R.E.M. I am Superman, the version of I am Superman. Yeah. That's a great love song. We heard one of my favorite love songs. So that's why I'm gonna be alive, you know, the day. We went to see a temptation thing. Wish it would rain by the temptation. No, it was a way to rain. Yeah, I thought that I could fucking kill it too. And I thought love the one you're with

would be interesting too by Steven's face off. Because, you know, it was, it's your professing. It's fucking you can. Yeah, I love who you can. Not so crazy, you know. Well, come on. This is a family program. That's it.

Yeah. I mean, it's like, there's a difference between having a fairs with a lot of people and just like banging people. So. Yeah, but I thought it would have been interesting to have these guys bring something a little bit more anti establishment, which I thought was gonna happen. We're fucking romantics, bro.

Why didn't you tell us this? Bring love songs. And then they brought love songs. Yeah. Yeah. Wow, so you feel like you might have your work cut out for you here. I don't think he does. I think he's just bored out of his mind because it's that I'm looking at.

It was, they were both pretty tight. It was really close, but like, I fucking hate that island's in a stream song. I don't know. It's, and I'm not keen. Like, the oldest, like, I, you have a great argument for Elvis. Yeah. I can totally get it Don't love it as much as Dave's weakest song Sam cook was great, but the islands in his dreams looks something you're not into Dolly. I like Dolly part

I'm she's great. I just think this song is just Bullshit just bullshit. It ain't no to lean. It ain't no to lean. And that's like, it happened with the record, sir, Clark, it could be one song that derails you. It's just, I'm here for it. But it was, I, that's what I'm here for. Yeah, I'm sorry.

I know how you men. So Dave gets Dave and team Sal get the point. Or team chancellor. Yeah. All right. I find, I find no joy in this victory I like to say that there was a song written in the last like five years which I think belongs at the top and that's a song called Stay that was recorded by Rihanna which is the most simply if you ever heard that song it's the most

simply beautiful Yeah, I mean so weird to be on the radio because there's simple piano ballad and all over dance radio It was like we did there's no drums in the song And written by some Brit Some British guy and some you know Nashville guy Did you find unusual Tim that they chose songs like that word decades and decades old that really because love songs are kind of timeless one of the songs is almost a century old yeah because I mean it was a Glenn Miller wrote that true love song in the forties yeah yeah but I think I thought it was interesting though that the

songs like there was nothing before you perform that song that part in song yeah that's's one that's a year old song now we're in the novelty songs and it's salvers i feel like it will be taken seriously i think it's i didn't realize i was going to defend these but i can defend them i actually liked them but it's weird i had to be like what am i

favorite novel it didn't come to me right away. I had to really search. And a lot of, like, let me be honest, I picked three out of the eight novelty songs that I could come up with. Well, you're also your hands are tied because Brian got to go first, so you couldn't pick any of his songs.

True that. And I feel he stole the greatest novelties. Oh, wow. Off the stove. I know what you're talking about. I'm going to talk about it. By going first, which is a, he stole the greatest novelties. Oh, wow. Off-stolen. I know what you're talking about, Lord. By going first, which I think the regga-star clerk should take into consideration that he- What, so don't give him credit for giving us songs?

No, no, no. Or that Walt is like, hey, what are your songs? And I send them to him and he's in South Central too today. It's tough, though, that he's fighting with one hand, tied behind his back one. The best song has been taken already. In your opinion. In my opinion.

Yeah, please. You can't say that. You already set him up to half the song. I think it's the greatest novelty song. But you are not the record song. I'm not the record song. I'm not the record song. I'm not the record song.

I'm not the record song. I'm not the record song. I don't, yeah. Yeah, I got everything. It's just blowing off the rails. It's just like this whole thing is crashing. Wow. All right, Brian. You want to go first? Sure

I'm not gonna go in the order that I had a lot of sentiment. No now. He's gonna save that one for deadlust Yeah, I'm not this is just like a smart shit to To look over oh, so so my first one is grandma got run over by a reindeer You say, oof, this is not okay. I don't even know if it's a novelty song. What is that? Oh, it definitely is. Really?

Is that happening every day? Grandma, they're getting run over my reindeer? He said Christmas. Yeah, I never said Christmas. Well, I saw that he did a Christmas file. So you thought you had to do a Christmas song? Well, no, I just, I was really racking my brain to think of what would be a novelty and I didn't know I had to defend it

So I was trying to just think of funny selections. I thought we'd be all re-reporting apart That's why I at the last minute. They let me change that yank. Yeah, that's it actually the steam Milo listen to those a song that you were You were How you doing yanks? Yeah, we couldn't even find it when he sent me over the I can I just I didn't know what the context of the choices were my my notes on that were uh... four thousand views in six years that says something

you even got to i didn't even know no one i didn't know i was supposed to look up his songs and i'll get to the right yeah i i i know you this guy is a pro don't don't he's got to he has a weekly podcast where he does exactly this. He argues and debates over not novelty songs.

Sure. He's good at it. Well, I would say though that right off the bat, though, I don't even consider Grammar going over my mouth. I tell you why it is. Why not? Why won't you? Because I feel it's a Christmas song first.

But a Christmas novel, they can't be. No, I think almost full Christmas songs are novelty songs except they're about if they're about Well, you know why it's fair. I looked at his and I took a cue from what he did and so I chose it so it's we have a one-to-one Christmas one ratio at least Okay, I was trying to oh you still kept the Christmas one they were Went to then you got the curators on as well in his way to share and a college roller we'll fight view corrections all of a sudden I'm getting great song we don't have a tell-in-a-tell-in-a-tip prison do we? no no no there's no crime in tell-in-a-tip

you can tell it previously novelty song comic takes on current events, cultural fads, or holidays. Well known by most of the populists, they endure year after year and are culturally relevant. That's sort of a deal with definitions. Definition of a novelty song. So you come in from a mile away. I only know it on the first set. I'm just talking down to the record store.

I'm talking to you. I'm not looking at him. He's talking to you. I don't know. He's talking to you. He's talking to you. I would argue in your favor that there are traditional Christmas songs and this definitely bucks a trend.

It's campy, it's immediately supposed to not be taken seriously. So on the spectrum of Christmas songs, it's novelty. There's a lot of Christmas songs that are novelty. I mean, they just fall into that category because I think they just ran out of him's after a while and just started banging out right Rock and I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, I ran, can remove the Christmas songs from no no he put it into play yeah it's on the record okay it can't be removed so grandma got run over by a reindeer very quickly a grandmother celebrating a Christmas Eve party with her family she's off her medication she's drunk on eggnog she stumbles stumbles outside and the family goes out there and finds her with hoof marks on her head and she's deceased.

It's just not even funny in the least though. What are you talking about? It's not funny. Oh, it's not. It was like the greatest song ever to come on the radio. I mean, if you loved your grandma, you could not enjoy this fucking song. It was something that was invented in a trailer park in like Hoki but I can't sell things. I mean Hoki be a striped ice-car. Right, yeah, like by definition it should be

Hoki. Yeah, I mean, yeah. It's just fruit. It's not, it's just not, it's an anti-express. I will say. I mean I'll open ground I got fucked by a reindeer. Look what you're doing. You're making the judge defend the song. Is that what you're trying to do? We'll say the actual musical arrangement and the recording itself does sound cheap,

almost like a karaoke version of a song. Yeah, it does. Yeah. I would argue that's part of its strength, like that voice that we are. I was trying to do it all the time. Who's talking? Novelty.

Ray Stevens? No, no. It's just what you're doing. No, no. It's just really tricky. That was really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really real guy. Yeah, everything is beautiful. It's a great song.

Really? I thought it was a great song. It's a great, it's a great song. It's a great song. For an AM pop song, it's a pretty great song. Sing it, children. Okay. Well, that part sucks. Yeah, but then. Is he trying to bully you like this often when you're doing this? Yeah, I remember.

It was popular enough to be featured in the Simpsons. There are fourth season when radio presenter Marty actually plays it for Valentine's Day. What has been played in the Simpsons? At this point, my page has got messed up here. What did they charge it? I don't see that it did charge. That shit couldn't chart He's having a moral that's higher than one of my other

It's like his islands in the street. I know there's other songs that were left off the list that are more Deserving to be then grammar going over by a reindeer. It's not personal. We'll see if the record clerk feels that way. I'm sorry, it wasn't on the sentence, but it did have over 20 parodies, covers, television, adaptions since the song was written. The author of the song, or composer of the song, I guess you would say, claims it's a beloved holiday movie. The video of the song was a holiday staple on MTV for many seasons, has been incorporated into talking toys, a musical greeting card, and he also saves his royalties.

Dave, I know you're speaking your language, four to five times what they were 20 years ago. A lot of younger people say it's not even Christmas until they hear it. Would you ever consider doing an all Christmas album, Dave? I did a Christmas song once, a long time ago, for cool beans. What was the name of the song?

It was called... Galactus. Yeah, Galactus, and it was about Galactus. What was the title of the song? I think I thought I had it. Christmas with Galactus. Yeah, Christmas with Galactus. Oh, I don't have that.

Where's that on iTunes? No, no. I had a cassette label way way back and we did a compilation and that was one of the song and we'd sell these before monster magnet oh okay sell we would sell the cassettes um...

in stores you know well then like two stores yeah jacks and comic books yeah yeah so two stores we wrote this thing called christmas with galactus and actually has a guest star galactus comes in and It's like you beauty human insect and it's screaming For us What's the what's the great gantry Lawrence or Ruby Spears Christmas special with the animated animated effects is

Roodle the Regino's reign. Oh, rank in a bass. Yeah, it was rank in a bass. It's like a rank in a bass version of Galactus and Christmas. Oh, you got you You know, no, but no Oh, great. You should have a cop. That was the cons somewhere. Oh, I love to hear. Yeah, I want to get it. I saw mommy kissing Satan it's close what i saw mommy kiss xayton's close you guys recorded that too that was uh... uh... tamed it out was with the band before monster magnine well it was really no it really so you got so you guys like novelty and christmas songs oh yeah i was we did novel to win an over the

judge of non-profit ability. Yeah. I remember that mom, that Satan and me. I saw mommy kissing. I know the phone. I don't know if I'm comfortable losing with these two being this close. I feel like there might have been like a little, I don't want to say nepotism. I can't.

Look, I'm surprised you haven't called that earlier. You know, you want to bring it to a vote. I'm. I just want to say, you haven't called that earlier. I'm you know, you want to bring it to a vote. I'm But he has a job. Do you That's all I you know, I mean Tim has to lose if it was found out Still sucks the respect of the patreon audience He has too much to lose to be do you have here is a judgment called in the question okay all right that's a low blow you did money the water so it is a

like wow you didn't money the water so well that's all I'm trying to do done that's another last year I know I'm okay that's it I'm good all right let's continue let's stop the studio number two right well I'm gonna say the only downer about this grandma got run over by a reindeer was when they did the video grandma survives yeah she comes back I'm gonna say the only downer about this grandma got run over by a reindeer was when they did the video grandma survives Yeah, she comes back down. Yeah, it's the only thing I liked about it. Really? Yeah, oh man once I thought she was dead for good It's too like it's too cute because the zombie it would have been good It's too dark to be a Christmas song in my opinion because kids don't need that injection of darkness

You know, I mean obviously you know we're talking about American culture. American culture hit a point where it started to mock itself and it's been going doing that ever since that was probably around that time. What stuff like that. Yeah you know what I mean it's like we got to this point where there was nothing sacred anymore ever. You just start fuck with Christmas. And it's like an indictment against the whole thing. It's just like nothing is sacred, not even Christmas. I could see how that's.

Yeah. That's what I feel. It's a matter of who wants to be. Especially like you said, like you said, if you, if you have any affection for your grandma, this is, this song should be a turn. It's a novelty. I know it's a little. You don't want to enjoy your grandma. Do you not agree, Brian? But if you have any respects. My

dead grandfather and parent whatsoever. It's like when I first saw that movie, the balls of St. Mary, so they kind of won't be happy. So the second one, Walt, is these kids won't remember a cue and and sell. But anybody who grew up in the 70s remembers disco duck. In my opinion, the greatest novelty song ever recorded. It was the disc. See, that was the one you thought was the greatest novel. Yeah, absolutely. I thought it was a novel.

It was a novel. You know, this was a novel. I had to look it up. And that guy was your biggest name. It was a masterpiece. It was a masterpiece of idiots. I don biggest name. It was a massive idiot. It was a Memphis DJ. When this came out then.

I was born in 76. I came out in 76. Oh, okay. Oh, so that's why you have no attachment to it. No. Everybody in the school yard was singing this. I remember the title. Like I remember the title of the song that it was a thing.

I couldn't really call it up. It's really bad. And he missed out on a lot of money because they wanted to include it in a setting my fever sound Direct and his manager said sure it'll it's kind of it's gonna hurt your own album He they didn't realize that he was a novelty one hit wonder. Oh my god. He was a DJ more like like these nuts Yeah, like how could they not know that like lightning isn't going to strike again for you? I don't know. Well, he had another song called Disco Rilla, which I was not aware of until today.

We need to follow it up. The video is awful. It's just like these people dancing in like a jungle setting and these two big, real arms swinging back and forth. And then he's just, you know, trying to disco dance. I think when you look up novelty song in the dictionary, disco duck is the example that is in the dictionary. See, I don't think so. I mean, how old have you ever heard a weird owl? Yeah. The king of novelty songs? Yeah, but like if he had just done one,

I'd wear it out like brought it to a whole other level. Yeah, I mean, he's the one you think of novelty songs, you think a weird owl. Here's I mean he's the one you think of novelty songs You think a weird out here's my here's my question about that. Yes Is he the is he the king of novelty songs or the king of parody songs? Is there that much of a difference? I don't know if we're gonna draw a fine line here Yeah, I would say yeah, I mean like that's where like rear-dial just wouldn't go away. I know cell is a weird out song So I'm trying to this It was just like you know he did it once and he was like okay now. I'm just gonna parody every popular song. Oh

He's an American treasure man Never found one song humor Never not even a one person I've never heard anyone talk ill of him. Yeah, I mean either considered American genius. Yeah For what? Dude, he's the guy doesn't mean he did it so well. He didn't better than anybody any 10-year-old kid do what he did name number two of him This is he's one of a kind because there's no room and anybody's nobody wants I'm this conversation when I

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So we can comment on it So that is the dead is the question that cannot be answered. I don't know how on earth, this guy who should have been a one hit wonder built this career, just taking other people's songs and changing the lyrics. Because people are funny lyrics. You're fat. I know it.

You know, that's the answer. That's funny. That's the answer. I know what you're saying. Well, yeah, that's what I know. That's what I know. I mean, it's like I said it's like a 10-year-old but think about his videos that accompany them They were unbelievable Michael Jackson Let him use the set for bed. They were gonna destroy it. He stopped the story to let him use it

I know but I maintain it like it's it's an anomaly. It should have never happened. It should have been like it should have been written These should be like remember where now Well get on a boat and float out somewhere Final word on disco duck How many units did that sell how many units it was a number one single? I don't know why Oh my god, like we had fever duck fever in 1976 with different dogs. And Dan said that we love to be with you right now.

We all could go fall. Right. It was like, I remember here, like in the back seat, driving around my mother's car, that song came on. It was just like, yes, it's on again. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Shit, shit, shit, shit, no, we had a hell. Right here in the back seat, going fucking, fuck wild to disco duck. Yes, but we now didn't resonate? No, because it was at least original directories. like who would think to combine disco and a duck? Oh Only the only the super genius that is Rick D

Disco Not a team each other but now they do why? So would say But I just feel like... My name's Rick D, so that's three. It's the original music too. You know what I'm saying? It's not like he's not... Didn't take the music of an existing artist

and put like, unfunny lyrics to it. Well, that is very... I like it when he was a unfunny lyrics. It's just sort of... I would say like, obvious. Like, so fucking obvious. Yes. Oh my god., but the thing is you know, that was funny about that When you do the obvious stuff if no one else did it first you're like you're a genius Now it's like it's like oh Henry stories or something you know for our Twilight Zone again

It's so obvious. Why do you say well? Why didn't you do it asshole? Disco duck couldn't really be written though until disco was hit big though I don't know why you're saying, well why didn't you do it asshole? Yeah, why? Yeah, for the way you walk away with the crap. Disco duck couldn't really be written though until disco was hit big though. Now I had to be back on something else. Right. Maybe they had another out of just way to this go to happen. I mean there are novelty songs from the 50s and 60s that are told we saw.

I'm not be debating this much about this. Yes. You got it in a rocked up in the bag. My last word on disco duck is Paul McCartney's on record on solid gold saying that he wished he wrote disco duck Paul McCartney you got to respect sir Paul he loves disco duck and Brian quits Yeah, I mean when Paul talks. I mean it means the world is way more than what anything that he printed out right now. Paul's human. I'm popular, Penny. Let me tell you how Paul puts his pants on.

What was your number one? My number one, which I thought I really thought this was going to be your number one. No, so did I. I love disco duck. Monster Mesh. Monster Mesh. Monster Mesh, novelty song by Bobby Bobby Boris pick it in the crypt kickers Yeah, the Dave you must have been into it

You know I always sort of was Didn't like it. No, I mean I Want it. I want it to Because I love universal monsters. I love that but it's not original song, though. It's a novelty song. Yeah, I know, but it's just not, you know.

It's not the masterpiece that disco duckish. What do you think of a really song? Your mind goes to a few imagines. It's just a duck. That's true. There's real love in there, too. Yeah,, because every Halloween I would like to hear the song and be like, oh yeah, I sure love this. Let me give this another try.

That's what I love song yesterday. And I would just be like, I didn't like the bad car law of imitation. That's why I didn't like it. Ooh, that's a good point. Yeah, I just didn't like it. Have you seen the video where the guy like, I mean, obviously he's lip syncing the whole time, but he just makes these weird faces. Like, I guess he's trying to talk to the Bobby Borers like it. Have you seen the video? Where the guy, I mean obviously he's lip syncing the whole time but he just makes these weird faces. I guess he's trying to.

Just a bobby borers pick it. Like actually back in the day, doing it. Yeah, if you look going YouTube, you'll see it's very strange where he's singing to an audience and just like his face is all contorting and shit. Like I guess he's a mad scientist. Are you allowed to do that? Are you allowed to just steal someone's voice like that? You don't want to get the real car off you just get to somebody who sounds like Carl

Yeah, you could do it. You could do it and Carl off can't do anything about it. Nope. I Think they said that he got a Sarah Carl off's permission or somebody got a Sarah Carl off's permission What was he alive at the time? What would you have been alive? That's all right 62 or so. Yeah, yeah And he did a rap version of it in 1980. He kept going back to town. That's got to knock it down. Yeah, he kept going that well.

Oh, he did. But we're not talking about the well. We're talking about the chocolate and the bread. Well, here's the stats on it. So it got to, it was number one on the Billboard Hot 100 chart. The year it came out in 1962. It's been a perennial Halloween fever ever since. It was re-released several times

appeared on the US Billboard charts on two occasions after the original release, August 1970, May 1973, nearly 50 years after it's release. Master Mesh re-entered the Billboard Hot 100 chart at number 37. It is the preeminent Halloween song. And mean, so long as they'll be hollows eve It's amazing that nobody can like, you know Unseed it though. All these many years later. It's still the go-to song. I know it's almost like people aren't

Radio and all that stuff it's changed out. It's like different world and all that stuff has changed out. It's like different world. So this is the song that I felt was the Simpsons one. No, it was featured in the Monster Mesh was featured twice on the Simpsons. And if you're on the Simpsons, that's culturally relevant, right? Absolutely. I mean, I was on the Simpsons. Yeah. You were, I literally, really? Salvel can.

Well, not the Simpsons, but a clip of Homer Simpson talking to Conan for Conan's last episode. We were on. Wow. But he mentioned my name, which is kind of cool. Yeah, yours was the only name mentioned, right? Yours was the only name mentioned, right? Well, in practical Joseph's mention,

but then there's a reference, he said. He thought he was the voice name mentioned right well in practical Joseph's mentioned but then it is a reference he said the voice came in right and the harb band harb punk band the misfits recorded a cover version of it in 1997 I don't know I think this this is one of those yeah I wouldn't mention that that was one of misfits completely sucked I watched the video and I was like people like this band. They always sucked. They're more of a punk guy, right? You were into punk. Yeah, I mean, I saw a lot of times that I just thought they were...

He's so far away. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought they were. I just thought they looked cool. They have a lot of like, they're merchandise, this fucking phenomenon. Well, that would, I mean, that's a big sensation. Like, they really knocked it out of the park with that thing.

And they, he stole it, designed for one, what movie? Red ghoul or the, yeah, the Scaleryl skull. Yeah, yeah. Oh, really? It's a serial, yeah. The 30s. Like, red ghosts, or something.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Red duff, yeah. And just, man, it's just like rock culture. Just, what's like the motorhead logo just we love this forever You're not having a Halloween party without monster. No, you're not no, you're not. Yeah, I mean you got to you Yeah, you got you you you've knocked them loopy With this good off and you went to kill with monster man. All right, so Okay, I'll be afraid this man. I'll be speaking off the top of my head and you went to kill with Monster Mansion. All right, so. Oh, fine. OK.

I'll be. I'll be speaking off the top of my head. I did not have to back up. But I'll be speaking for a place of emotion, which I really think is what the music is rooted in anyway. Nice. I'm going to hand it to this guy. And this is a tough, this is tough.

OK. I'll start with... Well, let me start with the Christmas song to volley back to your site. I don't think all Christmas songs are novelty, but I think this one will fit the bill. I think it's the quintessential if there ever was a novelty Christmas song.

I think that it is backed up by even more of a lore and a universe that makes the song more impactful. I think it resonates with people of all ages including now everyone wouldn't deny it's still completely relevant to this day and it's Boris Karloff, you're a mean one Mr. Grinch. I just think that you know it comes on and I never know I could do it. I never don't see a lot. I'm not sure. Yeah, I was a Boris Karloff. I think it was. Yeah, I don't know if that's a novelty song. Well, well, I know how force car. I think it was yeah, I don't know that's a novelty song Well, well, I know how I would you describe it a Christmas song Christmas novelty song TV Christmas. Yeah, I don't know it has a lot of high-fifters. I mean it has narration and

TV novelties. I don't know it just it's it's it's it's that his deep voice and he speaks through it and I love it But I never as original as original as it may come out based on an original character You know what if you know if you're gonna put it up against a holy night And then It's a bit of a leap it's there's only not to do it's a holy night And if I had to put mr. Grinch up against grandma got run over my idea It's a better Christmas song. Yeah, I like that song better than I mean the Grinch is one of those things When when just like with the monster mash when when Christmas rolls around is you know, you got to watch Miracol

34 tree. You got to watch Rudolph that we just talked about you got to I mean you got to watch the Grinch and It's for me. It's novelty and I just think it's pretty undeniable But is every song in that show then a novelty song? I mean is every song in I mean it's a undeniable. But is every song in that show then a novelty song? I mean, does every song in that special and novel shit here than others, but yeah, I would say they're all, they're all novel songs. All right, let's ask them.

I think there's something to the slicing out of it and presenting it on its own that makes it a little bit of a novelty song. And yeah, it stands up on its own. The other song's really, you know. Let me ask you a question. Is the Ghostbusters theme a novelty song? It's in this day and age. No. No. I don't let me ask you question is the ghost buster's theme in novelty song in this day and age

No, no, I don't think so. Oh, that's good because I almost chose bat dance by Prince and that wouldn't have been an hour That would have been no, that's just a song. Okay. All right Well, I with my mind didn't go to Christmas until I didn't see your selections Just so I can understand what songs meant novelty. And so I took my cues. I'm not going to get into a good question. You know what? It's a big philosophical song. It is. So you got, you know, I think they kind of negate each other.

The two of Christmas. It's a great song. I used to do system management. I really feel it just. I'm playing for the Chupa Cabral. I feel they just kind of negate each other. And now you're, you're, you've you're knocked out one his now you got a fair That's you knock out better than taking it out

To push yeah one else a good fuck you I got let me go part-to-par I'll give you my generations Disco Delta Okay, she said you had duck fever tell it well. I had Pac-Man fever by Buckner and Garcia Rule the 80s ruled my life Pac-Man. I still miss Pac-Man. It's my favorite video game I still know it it still comes on. I just it's a I think it's the quintessential novelty song and I think it I mean, I think it took over when it was out just like much like disco duck So taking nothing away from that because I didn't live through that

But I would call this my generation my generation And it only came out like what a year or two after disco duck, right? Different yeah, could have been possibly there could have been no Pac-Man feeling without it. That's what's great about being older. I got to enjoy Disco Duck and Pac-Man feeling. You straddled. Right, I got to get it charged. I got to watch it.

But it was the first song that came to mind without having to then feel like what else is a novelty song? It almost came right to the forefront of my mind. And also it is like it's nostalgic. And Pac-Man is relevant right now. And's just I just think it spans again all ages Oh my god, you can't even bat it's on every system. It's on every it's in front of your face all the time still still Yeah, yeah, there's I mean they sell this they sell those those

Okay, give table ones. They sell yeah, you you know poke man. It's doing really good now So you want to go on that side of the table? I'm making the argument that it is a good novelty song because I don't think it's gonna win against disco dust That's why I wanted to stand on the song disco duck. Oh, okay I will say though also if I could just put Pac-Man here up against disco duck on the merits of music as well I do think but where did it chart? I can just put Pac-Man's Heer up against Disco's duck on the merits of music as well. I do think, uh. But where did it chart?

Number nine. Oh, so it's only eight spots behind Disco Duck. I didn't even thought it charted in the top 10, but it made a top 10. I didn't, I wanted to see my choice. I could just go duck, so I played it for like, all I could stand. I was like, what are you talking about?

Four hours. And I said, wow, this is gonna be a lot. But then I, that's where I was like, oh, we're picking horrible songs and that's why I originally chose the Yankee song. What the fuck? That's insane. Why, I just thought we were picking terrible songs. So I also think it has a little bit of a bump. I think it's like a little bit of a dent. It hits you.

I think you've done as well as you possibly could with disco duck in your way. You're like a defense lawyer. You're like a defense lawyer. You got DNA on your client. You know you got DNA, but you still got to go throw it. Put on the glove. Put on the glove.

I'm sure I did. I have never. I have never in my life. I've never heard of this go-go, but I also still can't imagine if I had heard of it, I would ever see someone as adamant. And I just, I just, I just, disco duck stand as the kid say, as yourself.

I mean, it's like you live and die by the duck. Yeah, I didn't realize how passionate you were about it. I love this one. I had to be there. I had to be there. I had to live it. I did live it. Can you do your part?

Yeah, I'll say, can you do your part and bringing disco duck back to the mainstream by what are you guys wearing a shirt on the show? Just a disco duck. You're just gonna be awesome. I would love to see you. I also see you.

I don't know. I don't know. And it's also attached to something that is even bigger than the song culture relevant. So I think it's like, it just has a good pedigree. As opposed to disco duck is a standalone thing. It was very impressive. And I didn't think you could come with anything,

even close to that and you did a good job. You did a very good job. But you got one more song, no. You know what it is, babe? Don't you call me Pudgy Polio, Stout? I went to the Godfather of parody and novelty. And I chose one of my I chose the song that I bought I have the original record to you bought this yes I have it on 45 and yeah if you have what the the full album would that be me more significance to you Tim and your in your judgment or

45 and I know what the full no I probably have, I probably have I just figured or less what's a really good sampling of one of the best novelty acts around how old are you in this because this is like got to be 1980's 88 12 oh you're okay all right that okay yeah I had for this I had written down I like weird out as well I just for the first time saw Whitenree. He's an accomplished rapper. Like his rapping is actually pretty good. I was surprised. Did that whole R Kelly one in the closet? Did Amish Paradise? Which is another one. I mean it's pointless. His colleagues and everything. We tried to get him on comic book, man. He was at the Count Basie one night.

And he was walking down the street and the producers ran down and they're like, please, please, come on, but he was like, fuck off. Yeah. But I wrote today. That's all I hate. Today, Fat is not very politically correct. A novelty song should be able to be enjoyed by all,

even fat people. There's a line in it that says he's got more chins than Chinatown, so it's kind of a little xenophobic. It also makes people think of a child monster. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He's not fat, shaming.

He is fat. He is fat. He's fat, right? So how would that be? You can't put that in your fellow friend. He's right aligned with you today. You can't even put that in your fat. He's owning his body, his body positivity.

Maybe he's bullied. We're not being fat, and he's like, fuck you, I am fat. Let's have a record show. Yeah, he does own it. It's a body positivity. He's bullied, but not being fat. And he's like, fuck you, I am fat. Let's have a record show. It does own it. It's a fat positivity show. He's wearing a fat suit. No, but the character in the song.

Right. But I mean, just because you said you're the character, let's say you did an H-well. Yeah. What I'm saying. Once again, I think the song has a good pedigree as it is parodying one of the most recognizable pop icons in pop songs. Something that Michael Jackson did well was he attached imagery, whether it be

outfits or two or songs and I think this is an extension of that. So again I'm just picking stuff that really have a really good foundation behind them as. There's not one quack in the whole goddamn song. Wow, see? That's why I know this fucking guy didn't need any prep work he rolls in me. Yeah, well done. I told you he was gonna do well. You got a tough decision. It's just a lot tougher than I thought.

I knew the last one. So let me see. You have this one right. Jesus. I'm playing for the crypt. I'm playing for the cryptic. I mean, this is an opportunity if you fix that. What was your favorite one? What was your favorite song of the sexy?

My favorite song of the six was Monster Bash. Okay. What was your second favorite song of the six? Your mean one, Mr. Grinch. What was your third? My late end. Disco duck. The shame in your voice.

Yeah. I know what it is. I know what it is, but I'm going to go. Well, unless the next two are mine, then it's like, I got it. It's a lot closer, I thought it was going to be, because your arguments were great, but I got to go with monster matches,

so I got to go a Brian on this I got to go Bryan on this but it was I'm sorry I'm sorry I got to say I think they were there's a really good song that's why yeah the whole concept of the game is ridiculous yeah really yeah yeah? Yeah, you're like, I'm going to be on the show. But that's where, that's what it comes in. Yeah, yeah. All right, so we're tied up. And the next two things we're doing

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Back to the Friday. Back to it. I thought Gidham was eating plant and ear plugs. Gidham's not introduced it to the episode yet. That's a great intro. I don't think it would now, but I was like, well, fuck it's good to eat me in plugs. Yeah. At least, strange to think I've eaten. So up next is probably the most requested requested requested requested segment Of easily the last five years. I get it a weekly people saying when you're gonna bring this segment back and

It's I'll explain what it is to Salandave. It's called to live crew or one middle aged you And what happens is Sunday Jeff, who we're welcoming to the table right now. So we just have to hurry. We like you to be here. He will read to team Dave, Sal, and Tim, since you now join their team. He will read two verses.

One is a real naughty verse, not from two-life crew, but on the level of two life Mm-hmm and once a Lenny verse lyric and no the other one is a rap is a rap naughty verse that he wrote and you have to say You have to say which we have to pick which one? Sunday Jeff wrote. Oh, it's amazing. He's not getting a thing Okay, yeah, he's good at it. All right, Sunday. So this is this first two wraps are for team Sal Dave and Tim. You thought of this game. Yeah, and named it. Yes. Team chance. Wait for the chronologist. Here we go. I want our 64. All right. First title one is Slava Manab. 64 alright first title one is Slab on my knob

I like the attitude From the hood bro here we go sniff a little coke take a little X smoke a little wee drink a little bit I need a girl that I can get freaky wit and Wanted to try my Want to try shit. I ain't scared of a big dick and love to get a pussy lick But buy another bitch cuz I ain't drunk enough to do that. Do you want it on the floor? Do you want it on the chair? Do you want it over here? Do you want it over there? Do you want it in your pussy? Do you want it? Yes? I'll give you anything you can hear it charming first one I mean if I close my eyes

It's like Snoop right. Oh, like to love Groot. Wow. You really have the essence. Yeah. So now do a rap too, and then I have to decide which one is yours, and which one was the real. Okay, this is the second one's called Toe Hose. Didn't know I like to fuck cashews, did you?

Getting freaky with Godzilla's ugly ass son, Minya. Me, Kong, and Rodin all getting head from a space dragon called Gidora. So perverted, I jirbal stuffed, I lava stage version of Mothra. I can go all night, son, even longer than a robot make a Godzilla. Because compared to me, that tin is just a pocket-sized vibrator. Wow. This means. Yeah.

I mean, what are you guys thinking? I could guess. Well, sort of be all way in and then we get to find the second one. Yeah. It's much more than that. Is that your game? Yeah. I wait too long. Yeah, I

Well, because I say something and I'll sway them we should like right I just want to sway us. We were on the same team. You're on the same team. Oh, we're on the same team. Yeah, okay, I got you. Yeah, okay, so I've officially understood zero games tonight. Okay, I think the second one was although it was good.

I think the second one I think it was Sunday Jeff's yeah me too. Yeah Because it was nerdy. Yeah, it was funnier Yeah, you know, it's just playing yeah unanimous yeah unanimous for number two that would be correct the curator gets another point You kind of give it away, but making one exclusively about God's another point. He kind of gave it away but making one exclusively about God's own. The other way I don't know if that's too much about this. He isn't much better than himself as being a woman being eaten out. You know, it's always possible. All right. But it's always a pleasure to see you. But he writes what he knows though.

How much in the rap's matter? In fact, the rap is excellent. I'm just saying, like, if I have to guess which one he wrote, it's gonna be the one that I'm gonna be the top. The top extent he told me was. The top extent he told me was. I didn't know that though. You know, the next one's gonna be about him running the register and a fucking complex.

I can't get out of that. That's what it's. But please, I hope it's any. The next one's gonna be like, Sunday, Jeff's gonna fuck you. I'm anxiously awaiting the fusion. Yeah, the fusion. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

God, Dylan, go to fuck you. Right, this is rap number three. So black 69. So block or so black? So block 67. So block. I think it's so black so block 60 cell block What's the source of my thrive and erection hot bitches going down on each other while in costaration my most prized possession My sealed unopened women in prison DVD collection fuck the MCU and Star Wars because I ask a ghost any film with a jail in the

Horses see of women, Sharon, could captivity has always been my depravity. You don't need to order no blue chew, not when I got clasps, I was like, chain, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, you just dropped the mic. Really?

Amazing, why are you making contact? I contact what's Stacy. You're saying that song. Oh my gosh. Can you read it again? Because the last line is so good. That's great. The last line, at least.

I read it again. Yeah, give us one more time. Go again. Oh god. It's cell black 69. What's the source of my thriving erection? Hot bitches going down on each other while incarceration, my most prized position, my sealed, unopened women

in prison DVD collection. Fuck the MCU and Star Wars, because I ask a ghost to end a film with a jail in the haurs. Scenes of women shawing and captivity has always been my deprivede. No need to order, no blue chute. No one I got classes like Chain Teet 2. I was the last line. I got classes like chain teat to Who's the last line? Classically, chain teat to

No need to order blue chew not while I got the classics like Chain teat to All right You want to read? I'm sure I was the one That was real I want to hear it. Okay. I got to hear less. Okay. I want to hear it. Before is freak-a-leak. Slava my knob like corn on the cob. Check it in with me and do your job. Lay on the bed and give me a head. Don't have to ask. Don't bet. No, let me start over again. Yeah, please. Slava my knob like corn on the cob. Check in with me and do your job.

Lay on the bed and give me head Don't have to ask don't have to beg juicy is my name sex is my game. Let's call the boys. Let's run a train squeeze on my nuts and lick on my butt All right, well Considering Okay, well Considering that which one oh One considering it blue-choir are you sure and the women in prison movies But I gotta say still Magnificent performers Absolutely TV these the MCU and blue TV these got me first then he he also, the second one, said the rapper's name.

I can't choose. He's my name. He's one of the guys in two live. No, this is the two live crew song. Who wrote that song? The second one. Oh, Jusie J. No, it's by PD Pablo.

Oh, okay, okay. Freak, a leak is by PD Pablo. Hate to fact check you on that sound. But the name comes from, because originally, we just did it with two live crew versus. But they're so limited, though. Yeah, for sure. Yeah.

I would say don't say the name of the song, because if no one recognizes it, it's a dead giveaway. But that's just me. Yeah. I always think that nobody knows any rap songs, because I don't. You know what's up now? But do everybody get the fucking title of the

Toho one what was the name again Toho's Um superverted a gerbil sty gerbil stuff the larva stage version of a maathara Superverted a gerbistigerbistuff the larva stage version of a maathira So you put it Awesome off her up your ass. It's an awesome awesome Awesome, right? I should be a subset of the 13%ors who call themselves toe hoes Right and like maybe they dress up like sexy godzilla That's I'm sorry 13% good luck. You need to be in Sunday just stable. So it is really coming down to the wire because you both teams got points on that one. Yeah. So we're still tied

and that brings us to introduce our last celeb of the night. Yeah. Get them Steve Dave for an episode of I know I know we're going along here, but I just I did want to take a second out to add a 500 episodes. The impact that this man has had on our show. For the moment he arrived to right now. We all owe you a debt of thanks because really I don't think the show would be what it is today without getting that sincerely. Do you remember meeting Gidem on episode? I don't know it was a very early on episode. I remember meeting you early on. Yeah I was like who's that? What the hell is this guy? He was the guy that was like put all the cams in his house. Yeah,

he hasn't been there anymore. Yeah. Because his house burned down. And the cams did too. It's an honor. Yeah. But Gidem is here to play a game that we haven't played since episode 300 when SOW is here. So, I thought it was nice to bring it back. It's called Get Him to Know You. Get Him to Know All About You. So, I'm going to ask Get Him Three question. He's going to give you three answers. And you have to guys, every game is a variation of the very first game, one true three. It's all the same. One is right to or wrong. So the

first question is going to be for team, Sal, Dave and Tim. What is your go-to subject to talk about when having phone sex. So tell him. Number one, talking about my superior intelligence. He is 148 IQ. So, wow, you just blown away by that one, and I just said something. I just said something. Take those glasses. You want the chocolate to be on the table, man.

Can I have a phone number. Do you get an I message me? Number two, talking about how much I want her to dominate me. Who's this question for? This is for team Tim, Sal and Dave. Okay, I just want to let you address. And number three, talking dirty while doing impressions of famous celebrities.

I can see any one of you being true. Yeah, all the above. That's third. Yeah, I can see you've been true with this guy. Third one, wrong. Nothing. What's a whole thing? You don't think he could do one of your impressions for him then do talk dirty But wonder one of your best impressions

I'm not gonna go down on you. I'm not gonna eat you like hell. I'm not Discussing Sorry And jerking yourself It was John Wayne discussing kind of lingus. I'm sorry There's a reason why shingle And we are the people you have won six with a phone sex with 75 and over So that you get that reference. Well another one of mine is I've been looking at you through the window, Andy. Are you talking about money?

You're talking about Farnie? Yeah, yes, yes. Farnie fight. Farnie fight. You know, it's American treasure. Nothing gets you going like F Barney 5 figure here. I've always said that. Don Natsuo.

Don Natsuo just fixed the panty straw. I really do think that was Don Natsuo. You have something to ask. Do you say Andy, regardless of who you're talking to? I don't want to say Andy, but... I'm rubbing my face with it. I think it's a thing to mix flavor rub Okay, okay, I think the intellect I think he would I talk about how smart he is honestly I think that's funny, but I think that that would be Never would talk. Yeah, but you're through the looking glass right now. Yeah, I got to remember that. Yeah. Well, oh, man, you think he's Ziggs. He doesn't even say I get a whole

mother word you never even heard of. You understand what talk would be if it was about the intelligence. I'm smart. I'm smart. Well, but the girl has to be turned on. Intelligence is a road to something else. She's getting paid. So basically the beginning, the beginning of the conversation would be her talking about as intelligence. And basically, we'll get to number two, which is being the winner. I think number two, I mean, number two rings true.

We probably everybody does a side of that. And all of us maybe, I'm I speaking out turn yet. I'm fair enough. Okay. If you two, I would defer to you guys though. No, but if you, I'm just guessing two, so I'm fine with that. Two is you two I would defer to you guys though, but you know, but you just guess in Two, so I'm fine with that. Two is too normal for him. I know that South don't feel bad. Nobody knows him But like I'll totally I don't have I could be swayed guys, so Well, they they all sound very really they all sound very realistic to me

Um, and I would say they all could be it wouldn't be number three They all could be up. think him doing john wane to turn a girl and is really yet because i think they would think it was funny and therefore it would be to being number two again all those things revolve around the one thing were actually something really happens it's the only thing more something really have everything else is just prologue the john wane and done that's a question

but then they want to help do I know I don't let Aaron at all Wow, I like like if you guys think Charlie there's only two was doing the only two syllables that get me excited pussy who Chino Wow, what do you think it is Dave? He's nailing them. He's nailing them. You know the direction that you have right now. So I'm a lot of bells in there. That's it. Wow. What do you think in his day? I think it's number two. Combination.

What? Yeah. I think that's the only one that actually has sex. It's whole life, though. What? He's dominated in every aspect of his life. What do you need? I didn't know that.

I didn't know the backstory. I will say this, though. I will say this though I will say this. If he's he knows what the game's about right and two of them are a little bit off and one's not so it almost seems obvious that it's two and if he knows what the game's about and he's playing the game the right way it seems to me that he would not inject something obvious with those other two like that. So now I'm actually a IQ of 148. Right. Right. Only a person with a winters. Winters like 47.

I'm talking like John Wayne on the phone. Okay. When you guys gonna go with I say one, but I really don't give a shit. My gut said two, but because of what we ded deduced I'm gonna go with Tim and I would agree You want but you you think you stick with two. Yeah, I just gonna stick the sounds like we're fun Well more fun doesn't mean it's true. No, but then again, I don't I don't know this man I have no idea If we do this if we're gonna lose it doesn't mean the cut-ass you lose not going to this is not gonna make the carade What do you guys want to go with two or one? If we do this if we're gonna lose it doesn't mean the Kardashian lose not going to this is not gonna make the carados

What do you guys want to go with two or one? I Say one, but whatever. Well these guys are going with if they're both going with one So I'll have to go with them. You're gonna get it. Okay. Well. I'm not gonna break with them. All right You know, two two two two. One wasn't get them. I like to drop up obscure movie lines in the voices I like to drop up scared movie lines in the voices I'm really I'm really you can't see it as a list. I did everything I can to help you guys I told you who you were dealing with you did you did I gave it did it That's exactly why you should have no there own three. Yeah, fuck and fuck. They say humor is an affidavit jack, which I think you guys would know.

Yeah, yeah, I sure hope you're funny. But it's gotta be funny. I don't go full in right away. I'm so attempting. Attemptive humor is not an affidav. So the girl on the other line is listening to this. Yeah. She's got no choice. It is, but she knows. Yeah, usually yes. Wait, so she's

wondering herself. They've been in the bathtub before. No tried Jack's and my humor, so no offense, but the girl is pleasure as hell too. I mean, Barney Fife. Yeah, I mean like, just spying on her. Z. That's his deal. Just Z rated impressions of antiquated celebrities. Do you do anybody in the last century?

I thought it's set up a woman was. Did you get a Kirk Douglas in century? I thought Santa was a woman, was he? If you got a Kirk Douglas in there, I want a Kirk Douglas. Kirk Douglas? Yeah, Kirk Douglas. I think to be fair, what happens on the... He's like, I could never tell a lot. I think what happens on the other end is, she doesn't know what he's doing, but she's just... It's funny.

Yeah, she just thinks he's doing fun. But the him... Frank Horshians goes... he's working an act yeah Frank portion what's the what's the what's the coup de grove what gets of that at all you have to meet you have to know the girl for a little bit before I finally think oh this isn't phone sex operator no no no I thought it was full sex I'll wait a minute I know we're running a little bit.

2.99 a minute. I tend to get into long-distance relationships. So you just saw, I'm not even genuinely, you have done that. You have done that for real. You're the real person in your life. And they listened and eventually night. And they stayed the night? I was somehow.

I thought that was something higher. No, no, no. OK. Wow. Wow, that's a lot to unpacker. Someday I'll tell you about the lion's head story. That was the next episode guys. Would you, would you, would you, would you, would you put any of you guys take that into and maybe and do it on and make a part of your repertoire? I have enough trouble getting a reaction as it is.

Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. Whatever works. So we have a chance to win it right now. No, but there's more. There's another segment after this. Yeah? Yeah. So you're gonna get it right now.

But wait, if we get another point, the only thing the next segment can do is tie. Let us tie. No, there's more game to know you questions. Oh. Yeah, let's go. Yeah, right? What is the score?

It's 50 of them. It's Thai games. No, there's only four. Get them. The 100 impressions of getting them. All right. What was the one that got them? I mean, Vincent Price. That's the one that goes to John. What's the closer? They do pens on the girl on like movies that we've seen. And I kind of know what her thing is. Yeah. So I try to steer it back to things that we've seen before.

And rough, rough. Benji. You might have watched faces in the devil. It's not great. OK, got for Team Brie. Q, and now Sunday Jeff has joined the team. I don't know if you guys remember, but in episode 300, we asked this question, name a household item that you once or still find erotic, and the answer was a bird house.

So I asked him, name... Oh, that's a rough course. And he said he once gave. Anything can happen now so I asked him name another household item not a birdhouse that you find once or still do erotic and what what what what are the household items that you find erotic a sink slash drain. Get it? Be patio umbrella or see a coat rack.

Oh, good luck. The Sink slash drain, that seems almost too obvious, right? The patio umbrella. You guys have a better chance at guessing the Pythagorean theory. So this game comes from like I spend more time with him than anybody else at the table. So for now months and months going on a year every day almost together he has come out and told me this. Did you ever find out?

Unprovoked. Yeah. I just keep it in mind. I'm trying to get away from it for a moment. Like this stuff pops up in the love of the owner TV. Yeah. I just keep it in my backpack. I'm trying to get away from it for a moment. Like this stuff pops up in the love board or TV. Yeah. Yeah, you might have a lawsuit in your hands.

What was the last one? Get them. What was the last one again? A coat rack. The love boat. Because there's coat hangers on there. Is there like a story about somebody fucking a bird house on a boat? No, no, no.

It's just other stuff. It's pretty obvious why he finds the bird house. Yeah. Birds. That's just other stuff. It's pretty obvious why he finds the birdhouse. Yeah, yeah, birds. That's all about stuff. Oh, yeah. The drain is... Oh, it's gonna burn cave. No, a little birdhole.

Is that they go in and out of? They go in and out of? The sink is an obvious one. This is what I do with my time. I come out of the house for the first time. This is fucking locked down. And I come in come out of the house for the first time. I just fucking lock down. And I come in here, I have COVID, because of this.

This is what I do. This is the best time I've had in five years. The drain, I mean, it's an obvious one, because it's wet and it sucks down. Yeah, yeah. You can put, do you have an incircuitator in your sink? Do you have a sink? Right now, no, but I did. Oh, your garbage disposal. Super awesome.. Do you have a sink?

Because that probably was the second one. Yes What are you thinking Sunday? I'm actually thinking co-Rack, because I saw him when he was, remember the Co-Rack? He wouldn't let that go, man. It's just like it was like a child. He was trying to save a child that was on life support. The thing broke a million times he'd kept. He would not give up on that thing.

I think he fucked up, so I asked him. I'm just a Co-Hanger. I mean, that's the only thing now we think of, that was great. I gonna go with something, Josh. I mean, if you saw the look of lust in his eyes, you would not let it go. And he would be, every way, like, check out the cost of it, man.

It's not going anywhere now. I'm actually, I'm gonna have a call. Bro, wait. That's what I'm saying. I want to have a call broken at the beginning. Yeah, this code, we're actually gonna do what I tell. That's someone smelly in their jacket. I think you fucked. Are you, are you, I'm low, Yeah, just go to ratch going to do what I tell someone smelly leather jacket

Are you are you When you're attracted to inanimate objects? No, it's everything right? Yeah, okay, I'm not paying I don't want to paint a picture of you. He's like no, I know I know I know I he just said it in passage I'll go correct when you want Brian. I mean there's no answer that I can point out be like what are you guys stupid? He just said it in passing. Sure, sure, sure. Yeah. I'll go with Co-Rack. What do you want, Brian?

I mean, there's no answer that I can point out. I'd be like, what do you guys do it? It's obviously this. You didn't make the umbrella. So, I mean, yeah, I mean, if you have experience watching him for less than Co-Rack. I forgot that you used to have that Co-Rack that he just would not throw away.

Came in. To get this now, I got it. It's perfect size. The amount of...it's perfect for. It's time. Care he put into repairing that coat rack. He's in that foster bit, yeah. Definitely.

Like, you know, he could support my weight now, right? You kept saying? Yeah. Steve Roddrew right now. He started doing a Barney Flip impression to it. Do you hear that? I should throw the whip up. Howdy partner.

Ready to get mounted? All right, let's go coat rack. Coat rack, reveal it, get him. It is drain slash sinks. right, let's go coat rack coat rack reveal it get them It is drain slash sinks The spiral the coriolis effect. Yeah, fuck yeah clearing of it. It's just and that sounded makes it Down food waste You know I actually just up with a toilet ball. Are you guys I brought sound out? You know it's good when he gets kind of clogged

and then it's big, it's gonna be clogged and then it all rashes down. I never had as much fun as I do on this podcast. What do you think, what do your thoughts on a backed-up sink? It's got to get cleared. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha I Plus me will see I'm the guy to do it. What do you fucking stupid? Yeah So no points and I think it's three to two Team bry Q and Jeff so that's you guys got one point lead right here. Okay, so this is a poorly lead. I thought we thought we're tied

I thought we thought we're tied Because didn't we win the first two rounds? It was one one after pervayors. I was yours. It was one one after what's on the menu and one true three and Then you guys got the song. Oh, it is tied. It is tied. Oh, go. All right. So it's three three You had that was a major major I had plenty of jobs God, I'm'm writing fucking wraps about All right, uh, right, you get them. This is for team Tim Saland Dave. Okay, and unlikely lust object. Are you sure about that? We're getting a huddle. Looking at question four.

Oh yes, you're right. Thank you, get him. A time I masturbated for reasons not sexually motivated. At that point, how can I explain this really so? How's it even possible? Master's like a soft-beaming issue. Sort of mechanical. You'll find out.

Okay. All right. Hey, to stay awake on a long ride, a long road trip, be to sell sperm in college or see to measure if I produce the average amount of semen according to a cosmo teen article that I read. James Moutser's the jaw drop. They're all good. Are you just measured the actual flu announces or the actual like the actual uh I didn't measure the density. Yeah, I didn't actually motility. Not motility a first though. I just measured the because it was like it doesn't have a lab. Yeah. Shocking it down. Not thick enough. It's just him to co-wrap. Yeah. You're gonna say. Yeah. Yeah. Okay's just him to co-wracked. You never got to say it.

OK, so it's quantifiable amounts. Yes. And then there was one was to stay awake during a road trip, and then there was to get money in college. Yes. Wow. I would go with three. Knowing him.

Yeah. Actually, I don't know him. Not knowing. I mean, what he's reading teen cards, as well. No, my accent. She was a teen when we started going out. Okay. I can see how that would that would be amusing to and you know kind of like I want to know if I'm normal. Yep

But I don't have to Well, I mean selling sperm she's at the obvious one Staying awake during a road trip, that's wild. Thank you. Who are you behind the wheel? Was it just you on the road trip? I wouldn't have the opposite effect. I would pull, I was traveling from Pennsylvania to New Jersey. Oh, fuck.

And there was a, it was like a brewery that was on the side of the road. I had the big copper catels. And I would use that as my reference going to pull over and do it so I could stay like you know for the rest of the trip. Who's a birdhouse at the halfway market? You just say that one was true? No he's trying to try to he's trying to only one is only one is true and he's trying to like uh always do it. He's always trying to spend the rest. He's always trying to do it. He's doing what he He actually has a back devil. Okay I'm all here after you ejaculate don't you get tired? Yes, that's why I don't want like a baloney sandwich. I'd say one is out. Yeah Yeah, I think it makes the most sense, but not get them sense

Three makes the most sense I Think but I mean I'm just I don't know sounds like the most fun. He knows that we know that it's a whole head game. But then the last one too, like the drain was what he picked. And that was the obvious choice. Right. Fuck, I don't know. What do you think, Dave? What's your thoughts on this one?

Yeah, after the most fun, I'm going to go with the most fun, because sex things are weird because you could, you know what I mean? It's just rearranged with somebody who's going to find something. Yeah, after I mean the most fun I'm gonna go with the most fun because sex things are weird because you could You know what I mean? It's just rearranged but somebody's gonna find something normal with someone So I have no gauge on this man just incredibly smart man Talks to women over the phone and John Wayne boys. It seems to get laid You know, so um was last time I actually worked up It was the last time you you dropped the John Wayne boys.

Uh, not in 2010. Yeah. Before everybody found how he was a racist. John Wayne, John Wayne. Yes, yeah, I'm not guilty. I'm a playboy article. We made it into high school. Uh, three, three, three, three.

The Cosmo Tino article, Spurnamon, to like see if he could fill the beaker or the test tube. Test tube, yeah. Review what it was, again. It's actually number one. Oh, I guess the increased breathing for the process just impuse me with with oxygen. Yeah, but I mean obviously yeah that but I'm talking about the after After I tried that I would stop at the I think it was how you infuse oxygen Just hit the fucking window that I was dropping the end of the section in Carlisle and get coffee But it still wasn't enough like I would start getting like I drop it so Carlyle and get coffee but it still wasn't enough like I would start getting like I drop it so

I told and now we I knew I remember that yeah, I knew that's why you guys ain't we're able to have that story I mean doing that right. It's probably as risky as fall asleep behind It was a long like straight so I could see like cars behind me so like that shit on cruise control no no no no no no no no no no no I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was driving I was

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So the final question and get them to know you get them to know all about you Unlikely lust objects Unlikely lust objects. Okay, that's different from the sink and the Real people unlikely last objects. Okay, that's different from the sink and the houses. These are real people. Oh people. People. Oh, okay. All right. Number one, the Andrew Sisters. I don't think that's unlikely. They were pretty hot. Totally. Yeah. And they were, I'm sure he watches them every day while he's here. That would be the bugle boy from company. See? Yeah, I cannot believe that some a guy can throw out the Andrew sisters turns them on and nobody ever was like, I can believe that.

Well, they're not. We are, they're cute. Yeah. The Andrew sisters, some fabric us don't. They were cute. Yeah, but I'm being okay. They're the shoulders out. When they first came out, they were a lot younger than what the Andrew sisters you saw.

Okay. You know what I mean? I thought that was going to get more of a. No, well, obviously, no while Obviously big-habit fellow guy watch a lot of them. Yeah, I remember looking at them in those like military dresses and I say uniforms. I may need to take a break right now On the way home I'm gonna take a drive Number two the weather girls Which is not their original original name but they adopted that

name after their song it's raining it's raining man I mean I don't know what they look like but based on the reaction of my friends over there big girls big girl with that yeah the lops the lops it was the off thing Nancy Walker I don't know if you guys are all the other guys know who Nancy was she was was the house made housekeeper housekeeper. I'm a girl and a wife. I still don't know what? Make no one a wife. It was a show with rock Hudson. I'm a real walker. Yeah. So I was about to walk south. I was going.

Nancy, I'll blame him. She's also the bounty lady in the Oh, dear Okay, that's Who can't see the bounty definitely Nancy Walker. She also directed can't stop the music the You're gonna be pretty Wow, you're fine. So. So. So. That's Nancy Walker. That's Nancy Walker. That's Nancy Walker.

That's Nancy Walker. Yeah. Mill and a thousand. Yeah. Yeah. What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, how old you? 42. But he spends all his days with me though.

So I just forced him to watch all these all the seven years. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I these all seven years. Hot damn. She was wrote as mother. And yeah, right. Is that her? She might not be with us any longer. It doesn't look like it. Kind of like get him. Wow boys. So we got the Andrew sisters. Wow. The weather girls are Nancy Walker I feel like a campy Nancy Walker and he's never I've never heard get him talk about a love of heavy-set women But I know he's into Doris day

If he's into Daris day, it's the Andrew sisters. Yeah, I think the Daris day is so much hotter like Daris day We love Doris that we watch it constantly amazing amazing TV show super and she was a super human, you know what I mean? She was like I have a yes she's before she died. Yeah, I have. Apparently she sent me the last autograph photo before she died. Yeah, because my friend. I didn't know he was doing it for me. And he requested a photograph photo from her and then like a week later she died. Yeah, that's a secret.

That's a secret. The secret. Frank Fodd. You guys done Santa Fe. You guys are on the top side. That's my dad's soul. Did the George Harris do it? If he's signing, I'll make it quick.

I mean, even get him, guys. When, I mean, this woman, there's attractive, the letters are attractive. I'm actually going to sign, I'm actually going to. First time I live. But Andrew says, I don't think he's unlikely. I think he would kind of have to. I think it's more, I think it's more likely.

There's a person who's still there. Has to be, right? That's gotta be. I mean, I hope it is. likely. It has to be. It's still there. Has to be, right? It's gotta be. I mean, I hope it is. It's not going today. What do you guys think? Earlier, we thought it would have to be the sink, but it's thrown it against it.

Like a four-way element to the Andrew sisters. Then I think it would enjoy. You probably do limitations to their friends. You're like, I'm back! I'm back! I'm back! I'm back! I'm back! I'm back!

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I'm back! I'm back! I'm back! I'm back! I'm back! I'm back! I'm back! I'm back! that's it's more curly. That's more curly. Let's think about this. Which of those women is most likely to dominate him? Since he says that's what he likes. Military women. Oh, no, that's something.

That's what he said. That's something. Well, that's what he likes. That was a wrong answer. Oh, yeah. Like a girl can clean a train. Wait, Sunday, what do you think it is? You have a new way to end. He got to clear what do you think it is you haven't wait in?

Ain't got to clue what his Like I don't want to know That's your thing. I don't want to know. Yeah, for the love of God. Let's just hope it's the head. It's gotta be the Enderous Okay, Andrew sisters is what they have chosen oh Sorry to say it's Nancy Walker was in. Oh, sorry to say it's Nancy Walker. I would think for redheads. I don't even want to be in the room with you. That's the attitude she always had towards Mr. Mute. Um, Commissioner McMillan. She looks like somebody's grandma. She looks like something like. We did say it was an unlikely lust object though. So it wasn't like he realized it was unlikely.

And they made it look good for TV. So they still, yes, again, it's still a tie, which means we're going to our next segment. Come on. And this is a family feud segment. Get them, you're not able to play. So it's three on three. And real quick, we'll get right into it.

So it's just right down the line. We're going to give the first question to team Dave Sal. And Tim, so if you get it wrong, you get an X. And then you guys can steal it. This is worth five points. Oh, wait, it's only doing one. You get one. We're not going to do like who you guys just

have control of the board. And I'm going to read it to you. And then Dave has to answer. If he gets it right, I check it off. And if you get three strikes, then they got to get it. I'm just going to zoom the and then Dave has to answer if he gets it right I check it off and if you get three strikes Then they're gonna soon the final round of family if you okay So this one's good quiet first the one up is Dave's you got to have an answer top 10 answers are on the board Yeah, this is the top six or seven other than baby Hitler Name another baby people would be okay traveling back in time and killing

Is this several who's serving I went out at Airport Plaza and I asked people Wait, you making a joke no, I went out and Airport Plaza and I picked young people and I'd be like hey I'm doing a I'm doing a survey. Would you nobody call the cops? Nobody call the cops and I didn't get a hundred people though And there's no way I could do 100 but I got I got like 10 So other than baby Hitler what's another baby? People could yeah Would be okay people would be okay killing well like any American president Yeah, it's would be okay. People would be okay killing well like any American president

One up, but it would be Trump. Oh, Trump Trump. Yeah, let's see Donald Trump number one answer Right, Dave Bees You ask a different Cross section of people it was only young people. I only asked people I thought that wouldn't, like that would answer you. Shoot you in the face. Yeah, I like, I would, I would size them up.

Check out their gun. I'm not gonna ask this old timer. He's, he's gonna, he's gonna like, not be happy or be quite old. Kill a baby! Why? Why are you mad? I tried to go Hitler and WWE too.

Listen to that, I'm an evangelist. Oh, she's mad. All right, Sal. I tried to go Hitler and definitely too. Let's say that to my manager, assist us. Oh, she's... All right, Sal, so Trump is off the board. They didn't go back and kill this person. A baby. A baby of this person. Go back and kill the baby of this person.

Yes, yes. Yes. Okay, so you would say that you as well as the young people in? In between 20 and 40. Oh, okay, okay. Baby, I guess it got to go baby Stalin? Baby Stalin. Yeah.

Let's see. Well, he certainly deserves it. Baby Stalin. Strike one. Oh. Yeah. Tim. Oh. Can we talk for a now? No, you can't.

I only want to steal, can you talk? I don't know. Shit. You need a, like, even if you're watching any feud, you're on your own on this. Sorry. Mm. Jesus.

Going back in time, the babies in the crib. Oh, my God. How you got to, how you got to, how you got to do it? You got to just snuff them. You're going going to shoot it or you're going to kick it Gonna give it to get him as an unlikely lust object Baby Nixon baby Nixon Strike two Back to big ideas back to Dave hopefully Dave was Dave you were thinking okay. Yeah, I know you were cuz you were shouting it out

Yeah, and now you're thinking of other other other babies other than Trump It's so hard because the American memory is really really short, you know, so I'd like to say, Paul Pot, but it's not gonna be Paul thing, and you know who the fuck in Paul Pot is? 20 to 40. What? 20 to 40, you're dealing with a whole different demographic.

Paul Pot's not your most famous of, what's he, he didn't start the fire? I think Paul Pot might be, yeah, I mean, the Camille Rouge, all right. I think polpot might be in the commuter Rouge. All right. Who else is out here? I make it easy, say Joe Biden. Joe Biden, too.

I'm not in the time or go. No, I have. No, I have. Our gas. He's a gas. No, no, no, no, we're really. I know you guys know it. Yeah. OK. You've you got I've heard oh

Yeah, what's up? They won and they win. Well, they steal it. They don't win it though because there's another one Okay, all right. I don't know I'm missing some obvious thing. There might be some show business person, but oh Some have been ladders some have been Well, some have been lied and yes number two. Oh, yes. That's nice. Shit. Sal, you see, you know, there's still four hands on the board though.

I have three guesses. Okay. Yeah, well, we still have. I've got an answer. We're just worried that someone will take it. I have three guesses. And I don't know which way to go I'm gonna go it's not Nancy Walker the more obvious guest

Guests because I wanted to get to wait. Maybe I should go now. I wanted to get to you. All right. I'll go Baby Arkelly baby Arkelly. Ooh! How about that one? That is a way, that's an odd choice. And unfortunately it's strike three. Oh, so, you guys can steal it. And if you don't steal it, then you guys get the point.

Alright, we think we got it. I think we all agree, yes, you should. Yeah, yeah. It would have been nice if you could have been nice. Yeah, I think you owe your instinct on this one, bud. We're gonna go with baby Ted Bundy. Baby Ted Bundy. Baby Ted Bundy.

For big five points. Baby Ted Bundy. And... Oh, wow. So it's not an hour now, right? No, it's not over. Nope, sweet guess again. You guys get the points.

Okay, but this round is over. No, they get the chance to go to control the board, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good question. You got the points. But with this question, too? It's over, Yeah, so I'm gonna tell you what's okay. Casey was on there No, so he was gonna say baby John Wayne, Gacy, too. Yeah, can we get baby the blasio? No Maybe Mark Zuckerberg You're gonna it's obvious, but it's obvious cuz I have it in front of Chris Christie Harvey Weinstein Harvey Weinstein

Harvey Weinstein Kim Jong-Kill And this one nobody was ever gonna get Genghis Khan somebody told me no he said Genghis Khan Really all because he did a good. He's going on. I'm not Kelly. John Wayne, Gacy, I built a bossy. Really funny to put in that. That's a thing. Dan. Damn. All right. All right. So you got five points on that. So you guys got eight now. And now you guys are have control of a family feud question now.

And it is, name a reason people hate Tom Brady. Sunday you're up first. How many answers on the world, please? How many answers, man, as you guys, seven? I'm gonna say because he's a cheater. I'm gonna say because he's a cheater. Yeah, I'm gonna say because he's a cheater. Yeah, I'm gonna say because he's a cheater. Yeah, I'm gonna say because he's a cheater.

Yeah, I'm gonna say because he's a cheater. Yeah, I'm gonna say because he's a cheater. Yeah, I'm gonna say because he's a cheater. Yeah, I'm gonna say because he's a cheater. Yeah, I'm gonna say because he's a cheater. Yeah, I'm gonna say because he's a cheater. Yeah, I'm gonna say because he's a cheater. Yeah, I'm gonna say because he's a cheater.

Yeah, I'm gonna say because he's a cheater. Yeah, I'm gonna say because he's a cheater. Yeah, I'm gonna say because He's not your fan. I'm a big fan. Oh, God. You could have seen the head out there. It's got a lipstick marks all over the face. Turn around, you'll see that. See that little head with the hat on. It's Tom Brady. Yeah. Now the big Tom Brady fan. I think he's a super human. I don't think he's a human being actually. Okay. I'm gonna say hot wife. Hot wife. Yes, it's up there. Mary to a supermine. Big being number two answer. There you go. Right. No strikes. He wins too much. He wins all the time. Slash too many super bowls. Number one answer. Yeah. That's where it gets back to Jeff. This. How many more we got to go for? Two more. Back to Jeff this How many how many more we got go for two more? Oh? No, no three more three more the last two six seven. I know that well

No one to three more okay So we got six answers on board got too many super bowls Thank you. Thank you. So people think he's too damn good looking He's a people think he's too damn good looking. Mm, not me, not me. Not me, man. That was honestly. He's too handsome. Number two answer.

Oh. No strikes. All right. I'm starting to believe I'm a Brady fan. That would be my first four guesses. Yeah. So maybe let's see what happens now. I'm going to say, because he kisses his son in the lips.

No. That's good. I'm going to remember that. Strike one. Oh, come on. But can you imagine that people hate none because he's affectionate to his son? I can't imagine. It's how he's affectionate.

That's what he's been. How old is his son? 30. 13. 13? Yeah. It gets a little weird. Yeah, it gets a little weird.

All right, so it's all you want, strike, guys. Yeah, the kid, well, that should be all right. That should be all right. I'm going to go ahead and say, because of his riches. He makes too much money. He makes too much money makes too much money. Yeah It's up there. So now there is only one more answer with only one strike one. Yeah Yes Did you get that?

You are on fire. Yeah, you need this. What's the last thing why people hate Tom Brady? I'll go over what we've sent so far. Give you a lecture. He wins all the time. Slash too many super balls. He's too handsome He's married to a supermodel. He cheats. He makes too much money One answer on the board Then who would you go back and who would you go back and time and kill the baby of Tom Brady? Well, why do people hate him? He said, man, he definitely would go back and kill Tom Brady.

And Atlanta Falcons fans. One of our answers was Ganges Khan. One of your answers was he has a lot of money. I guess Patriot's family probably weren't happy they went to another team. He left New England. Left New England, but they run to the board. Strike two. Oh, wow.

So it's up to Q. Oh, I'm not going to pull that out. Wow, that looks wild. Sorry, we got dyslexia. That wouldn't totally fall. Oh, no, I got to pull it out. Fuck. Well, we got the points if they don't no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, They're fans of other teams is that is that the similar to an answer that we

What wins too much could that be could that be considered the same thing is it does he wins all the time slash too many Superbolls was a number one answer so that's something so to say that somebody okay He stays he wants to help you Oh Fuck He Stacey wants to help you Yeah Too sexy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's front. Yeah What what oh I His

Fuck dude, I got it strike this shitty subway ads All right, listen, you know what? You cooked the bat off, you went down swinging. Yeah. Still a strike. All right, team Dave Sal and Tim, what if you guys, Dave, you feeling anything? Anything's pretty good?

Nothing, I don't know. I go with Sal. He's sports, I know I would do that. You don't know who Tom Brady is? No, I have no idea. What is your quarterback? Yeah. Okay, he's super newman.

Super newman. Right, super newman super young right super human Yeah, he's a guy that cheated he didn't sure Somebody grow deflate gate deflate gate. Okay, okay On the board no, I don't know he is But I don't you know, I'm not like we We're gonna go as his possibly conservative you know i'm not like we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we're we we're we're we're we're we we're we're we're we're we're we we're we're we're we're we're we we're we're we're we we're we're we're we're Because I think it's a religious slash political thing. No, if he's correct, they wouldn't no no, he's correct Yeah, well you guys were Thai

Because you guys there's so many reason why people hate this guy to find another one When I didn't get a strike three. It was he's too squeaky clean. There's no dirt on him That one was tough. No Converses So actually I said that. So, the flake gate is the biggest controversy of football. No, I'm not at all cheated. No, somebody actually is.

He's too squeaky clean. I don't like him because he, you know, he never gets in trouble. Okay. No, no controversies. Oh, my God. Wow. He doesn't break any laws. It cannot come down to dyslexia. Yeah, because that was a tie. What's dyslexia? Okay, because that was a time. What's dyslexia? Okay, dude.

You're gonna hate it. It's a final segment. It's about to ruin the whole fucking night. So there are one, two, three. Look at the look on our faces. Seven, eight, nine, ten. Not a jave, it's four, sir. It's a good ten.

There's ten dyslexia questions, so five each. Come on, man, we can't do that. We'll be here all fucking night. No fucking, I'm not doing it. We can put a time. I'm not doing it. I'm not paying ten questions of dyslexia. I'm not doing that. We'll have fun. All right, we want be here all fucking night. No fuck. I'm not doing it. We can put it time. I'm not doing it. I'm not paying 10 questions of the select. Yeah, I'm not doing that.

Really? All right, we want to do sudden death, the first person, the first team that- Oh, my God, it still take us 10 hours, yes. Okay. Oh, God, 10 to select. So let me explain it. 10 to select, yeah.

It's extra 500. I know. It was the 501. That's like, it is literally the worst fucking thing that's ever been on that page. That is a considerable dance with wolves. So what dyslexia is, is a game I created, people love it. Nobody loves it.

Nobody loves it. Except for him and Gettom. So what it is, is I give you guys two words. Yeah. And you have to come up with the exact opposite of those words are Okay, the challenges is that sometimes these words don't have like you mean the answer them obvious and An obvious antonym maybe isn't always there unless you use your unilateral mind And start thinking this is where the bull shit's

Outside boxes. Yeah, for instance the opposite of a car is a horse. So put that in your fucking mind. Not a motorcycle. No, or not a walkie. Not a trucker. Nothing, a horse. Okay. I love unilateral trivia games.

You're brain twister. Say it. Say it. Say you guys, keep it for her. And so it's always two words and they make up like I'll give you a Stationary feather That's just an example. I'm sorry This just an example so I would give you guys stationary feather. What is the opposite of stationary?

And what is the opposite of feather? Oh, that will be the same answer You have the answer and you remind the opposite is the same answer for feather and stationary no no it's too stationary you need the opposite of stationary and feather to come up with what what the what the moving on the answer is but so feather is just a is another word that the other is just a hint no was the opposite of feather arm arm yeah well arm. Yeah, well feathers. Dave sleeping. So stationary feather. So mover. Feathers. Feathers fur. Furs. Is the opposite of stationary? I'm so confused. I don't know. No, the opposite of stationary would be rolling and the opposite of feathers would be stones rolling stones see guys Where is mine?

Feathers How much feathers would you rather get hit with a bag full of feathers are back full of stones? Let's go through ten of these now my god It's just your age old question ten of these now my god so it's just it's just it's just your age old question so it's just you know playing it's like a waltz is never smoked pot it's never smoked this is a total stoner game

this is like you know I get it so they combine to make the answer but only answers will be two words and only in your mind are they correct well yeah just nobody say that there's outside outside of mind is more or outside of my tier of hair? Nobody would send the opposite of feathers and stones. The worst part of it is then you are treated like a fucking asshole.

Idiot. We're not getting. That's the worst part. So a stationary could just be mobile. Yeah, I was the good. Or stationary. It's like, but since you know where to end, you know, it has to be two words that make sense together. Mobile, how long do we have to make sense?

We'll be losing goods with the cons. Losing goods, you would think, with the time and the secrecy with the answers. We're going to let you guys go first. Okay. And the first one is Adonis Cork. All right. Okay. this cork. All right. All right. OK. I'm going to send my donnances and I'll be duckling or a...

Pass. What donnances? Yeah. Donnances, the male... Max Rauis. So the opposite would be Venus. Oh, OK. I mean, Venus can be one because Venus...

What's the second one? Cork. Cork. OK. The opposite of Cork is a cap? There is the opposite of Cork. This game sucks. It's crazy. It's the opposite of Cork.

You know, Cork. Yeah, the opposite of Cork is on the Cork. It's a Corked answer. So it makes sense when you hear the two words. It's a big center. Okay, and the opposite don't. Yeah, but that's the whole game. Tim, you're just not thinking you know later Really?

You just you gotta try you gotta spit a lot of stuff. Oh the high All right, I don't know Don is um It was a stud right? stud Don is a stud Can we remember if a don is was a real guy? I think you might be a Greek god, you know, but I know what don is is being just a Referential to the the absolute, you know fabulous male

He's an adonant. I think that's how he would so and the opposite of that would be possibly Venus Um, she's beautiful too Dave Well, I mean, I think I think I'm beautiful. She's you like me Walker. So what's the way I think like Jesus? No, well, what's what's a word that would have would be the opposite? Okay, okay, let's let's say Let's let's talk I'm Joe. Let's talk about an ugly guy. Yeah, um or a dynasty obviously would be an ugly guy Right. Yeah, not just the words. Yeah, people are loving this Let's go on the first one first okay Best looking guy. What's the ugliest looking ugliest?

So I think it's just like Rocky Dennis and the man you guys are on is the wrong track. I know I I'm sure it is. Oh, what's the guy who's like look away? I'm hideous No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, It's a wine. It's cap. It's a cap. It's a material. It's cork. It's like wood To that so it has to be the opposite of its functionality You see it right you guys here wait till you guys hear it then once you guys hear it Then I know the next question something you see it So the opposite cork is opening to corks I'm going to open it. Uncork is really the opposite. Yeah. Yeah. On anything is pretty much the out like, but it has to be honest. It's the opposite. It's it's it's guys head. You know, I mean, that it's all bears know he sees. He sees cork board like cork board chalkboard he can see it we can only find now we're getting

to the wall start to noise you guys are not getting anything you should play the game there is there is a game code is right there all right so anything ugly we need an answer choir man oh that's zeppelin too worse just start drawing out two word names look if you I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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All right guys a week opening Yeah, I was that's yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I'll reveal it here comes get ready a don is cork monster magnet Oh my god that makes no sense. We made it. I like this you try. I'll make good money. I'll match it. There is no reality where that makes sense. Adonis is the opposite of a monster. Look look it up right now, I already did it. I took the last night I went monster, what's the opposite?

And no one of the Antonims was a Donis. Okay, but Cork and Magnet. And I looked up Magnet, there is no true Antonim. So I was thinking, so there's no transfer. But I was thinking, a Cork doesn't attract anything. Neither does Peter, no, no. Of course, yeah, neither that anything that's not a magnet. So we were limited to infinity on

that. Today was at the table. It was so painfully obvious what it was. No, just painful. Yeah, just. Oh, God, you're next to album. Yeah, Don is cork. There you go. That's one of the songs like a port title. The got the whole title of the album. The whole title of the album. I release it as the secret album by the new band of Donna's cork. And everybody will know it's the guy that Rocky's going to fight next to Donna's or. All right. So here you want wrong, man. No, you don't even know yet. Wait till he starts fucking jumping in. It's the fucking worst. Old death. What the fuck? I mean, I was so tempted to say new life.

Young life, so the old would be normal. Tell him, Dave. I mean, if new isn't the opposite of old, I don't know what is. Yeah. Sure. What do you think it is guys? Well, oh, well, what is it? Old death. Obviously the death is life obviously. So we're going to have a life as a second word. So new life, please. Well, it's young.

Who knows? Who the fuck knows? New life. Boom. We got one. No, that's not right. It's not gonna be right It's way too obvious Not even close. It's new born Because new life is not a is not a popular phrase that people will say new life I've started a new life But the new born is way more of a death is birth not born

No, but I can see that being you know, I don't know. That was a little bit more literal. Yeah, I mean, monster magnet. We got a fucking yes. I'm giving it to the guy. I'm giving it to monster magnet, though. So I think it was like, you know, say, you want to tell you it's your fucking fault. This is what happens every goddamn. You can also say don't like like fucking hat track. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I just. I'm not gonna make out of my mind. He didn't slow you down. He's like, come on, come on, come on. All right. All right. So no points, which is good for you for both teams.

It's not good for anybody. Uncle. Ignore. Uncle ignore. Instead of an ankle. Oh, okay. Okay. Rist watch. Rist watch. Rist watch.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you got to Okay, okay wrist watch wrist watch One amazing doesn't matter. He's going to the stages We open where you are sound is the excitement when you get it. It is a stage Yeah, you're gonna go away. You're just end up a husk of yourself. Yeah, don't forget a dot us court Big big points for you guys, Okay, you guys need this. No, you don't. Hard, disrobe. So this robe is dress. Right.

That's not a saying. So let's off dress. Load out. I can say anything this robe soft hard soft this robe hard this robe robe hard robe hard robe I hate this game yeah it sucks it's tough that we play it always at the end of the game where you guys are frazzled. Do you get the steel in the game? Yeah, we should suck. Oh, you guys just say it, but I'm not going to give you the points where it though. It'll be you'll run this work too high. Too high. Don is cork. That's hard just roeb. So hard disrobe anything Sunday. What's what's

the opposite of this rope? Why don't you just start wrapping toe hose. Oh, I don't as cool. I'm a cut. Which means nothing. Um, soft sell. Oh, no, no, Soft sell oh no no yeah Anything guys you're on the right track. I thought It's soft something I got it software Point nice you know no no all right now now I got it no one you can think about this is one of the the really proud of yourself no I don't one of the really fun aspects of the game there is a fun aspect in hardwares like software it's not really spelled like disrobe where you would w-e-a-r that's where you got to think even more you know You're the last one. You're the last one. You're the last one. You're the last one. You're the last one.

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Strong, weak, strong, right? I would, I mean, I'm sure footed. I mean, steady. Yeah, don't. Sure footed means you're steady. Abel, Ag Aga so steady Unsteady Week has to do with that Dave. How you doing all that day?

Oh, unless and less week and less week is like day of the week days Months day this is a light day. This is a layup for Dave. I thought The black Sabbath just with the time it's cork. One isn't again. Day of the week. A week short footed. It's weak short footed. Week short footed.

This should be life. A week. Go through your catalog of sauce. You're grounded. You're grounded. What was your call? So we can show him. He tells us something different than weak.

It has to be strong, or if it's day of the week, it could be month. So we know that's the first one. I think it's more likely to be strong. So think of a saying, two words saying has strong goals. A weak, sure-footed opposite weak or trip. Strong trip month, month trip. Strong trip.

David, it's a layup. Month trip. You're making it like you're on, you got it, you got it. You're so close to it. Sure, but it is sturdy. No, you said the word. Yeah, strong trip. Yeah.

So it's trip is the first or the second word trip. What's the opposite of we? Oh, fuck. Road trip. I mean, I got it. Acid trip. Yeah, it road trip. I mean, I got it acid trip. Yeah, you got it's yeah. Trip trip acid trip. Oh, okay.

Oh. Oh. They like it. Yeah. I'm like thinking about like a whole cherry. Sorry. There's like a full full moon in my head. It's me in the bowl of cherry.

Oh, we just got it. We just got it. You just got it. You just got you want more time. You think guys are you guys can crack this one? Well, we're drawn the road. Okay. All right. We don't want to be a long road. You don't have road. You don't even have road. Something trip. Just think of just saying the trip road trip and connected to this man We got a countdown That trip Yeah, all right, and just that easy. Yeah, it's that easy. Wow, you're so nice. I mean you're throwing power trip boom I thought I thought I would I thought that yeah, I thought I'm excited Right now I thought I would. I thought that yeah, I thought I'd go back. How are you real excited? Right down Monster Man.

How are you real excited about it? I'm not a Monster Man. I live on Monster Man's lane like when I was doing Monster Man. I don't like sitting on it. You gotta go. This is probably about me. I just sit in a mouth of the right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right, okay. All right, they're up on one. All right, all right. I know for my shouldn't help them. Okay. So we're all in this together. I know. Overcat. You just don't matter getting out of life, but. What we're all in this together. I am. Overcat. Just a matter of getting

out of life. Overcat. Underdog. Underdog. Nice work buddy. Nice work. Boom. Broke South. Take that a ton of score. Don is cool. Don is over cash. Oh my god. You have an everything you have. Oh my god. Based on your teammate. No, it's not true. That was really too much.

I was in a magnet. Yeah, no shit. Welcome to the fucking thing. This is what I was trying to worry about. Does our court stick to a fridge? It does with a magnet on it. I can't even imagine that. He's not censoring the fucking thing. I'm telling you, a magnet on it. I'm not telling you that stage was, he's not censoring the fucking thing.

I'm telling you, big Alice Role. But shame on you, Alice. Uh-uh, overcat. Why? Because you discerbed in your own rules. You gave them two literal immediate, easy interpretations. That's the way it should be. No, the rules, I never stated that the rules would be,

they would be constantly hard ones. It's not so rate-to-difficulty rating between everything you ask. Would that be the easiest question? But dealing with these two and I know how frustrated they get, I have to put it down. Oh, I was so poor. Oh, so we should get more frustrated. I got some sort of reasoning.

That's awful. We are at the end of a four-hour game and you're just telling them the ethical piece on them now. Jesus, unbelievable. You're a monster. You're a monster. You're a monster. You're a monster. You're a monster. You're a monster.

You're a monster. You're a monster. You're a monster. You're a monster. You're a monster. You're a monster. You're a monster. I'm playing for the commotion. Here's your guys clue. You definitely need this. White bride. Black black room. White dark dark white. Let's go to left to the right white black so black or dark bride

Bride the opposite of a bride is a bride's made groom a what a groom husband wife Black dark groom dark room. No, but it's not okay. I got Davis just like No point to run the brain There's no challenge like why am I expanding in a white guy? Like those guys. I've never been more fun watching those guys do it. Black ex-wife. Is it white?

Was it white? Say it again, white bride. White bride. White bride. White bride could be a room or a good thing. It's a famous two-word thing. Okay, okay. Officer of bride is a girlfriend?

Is ex-wife? Is... Bride's mate? Is husband a groom? Husband groom? Dude, Dave, I'm not answering your question. Why? White, light, dark, dark husband?

Dark husband, dark, dark groom, dark ex-wife, dark girlfriend. Light, light, no, no, white no white black I'm gonna have a fucking seizure what's the opposite of a bra underdog group yeah always a white bright is that like virginity is that like your your yeah but I mean evil you proud of yourself he's fucking guys I I mean they're but honestly according to their answer Our should be black husband. Yeah black room. It doesn't work that way. Yeah, so they get to use you once This wasn't easy one well you're wrong Well, he's the opposite of a bride a groom groom

Not necessarily it's not an ex-wife a girlfriend a bride made and then him no A dead brides a bride is a woman who's right of widow a widow a widow Look at the joy I've never seen Tim happier I've never seen Tim happier than he is right now. Wow. The exuberance on Tim's face. That was exuberance. I've gone to game companies and pitchness. And what happened?

No answers. No responses. You want to call it dyslexia? We also, I said we could call it backwards if the money's good enough. Why is it called dyslexia? Because it's the opposite. You read it backwards. I just thought it was clever. Okay. All right, so guys, you got one here. Did you know Black Widow? Did you guess it?

I did not. I thought that was really obvious though, Black Widow. That was probably an example of a pretty decent one. It was attainable and you can see the path to it, but it wasn't that obvious. Do you know that Walt once gave me a wrong answer? Because your widow doesn't mean you're a brat. You're not a bride.

Right, I mean, that's why it doesn't make sense. It's not the problem. How does it not make sense? What did Walt suit you? Because it's not the opposite of a bride. You're still a bride if you're a widow. You still got married and you're still a bride if you're a widow you still got married but if but if the answer is black widow

what is a better and what is a better but the answer white i made this answer you can't be right right but if you're playing the game and you have to give an opposite for black widow. What are you gonna say?

White alive white Gonna give two words all right guys tie game again Patient ordinary I got it it's's Dr. Strange. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah, you are. I think you're best. Dislexia player. I know. I'm at the table. Curse is me to keep playing. Well, and you know the way he's thinking. You know, and I mean, that's scary thing. I'm a little bit. I gave him the answer of minigolf. And he told me I was wrong because it's miniature golf. Wow. is overtelling. I think at the point

That's not all right, so get this if you don't get it they win. Oh guys good luck. Can I answer just ahead of time? Ungrateful taking Ungrateful taking on grateful taking on grateful taking taking giving thanks giving yes it comes down to the final the final clue just look very easy

it's a tie game but there's only one answer left so it could have been the tie all one well, this will be a tie if you guys don't get it. And then we'll just give. You know, before we get to it, well, I think a lot has to be said for the amount of time and work that you put into these games. I know you're not. Yeah, not sensing that love right now. We're ending on this lecture. But yeah, so far. Well, until this point, yeah, you this point, your control and mastery of episode 500 has been beyond impressive. It was worth it for the post office stories alone.

Absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. Great. Thank you. Yeah, it's great. But like, the ship sank very close to me. Sure. My ankles are wet.

So for all the marbles or a Thai game, piece organic. I got it. You do? I'm ready. It's got to be warm machine. Is this more comic shit? Congratulations, Sherry Larkin. I want to go. Organic machine. Yeah, welcome. How can you even dispute everybody got it that fast though?

Organic machine? No, no, no, it was originally. Yeah, it's a more machine. Organic, what was your piece? Organic. He's organic. War is the opposite of peace. Organic. You sure the opposite organic is of his machine. Look at him. What are you talking about? Let's start a sound like it. Yeah, if it's not organic it's a machine. No, it's clear. No, that's the opposite and it's also a very popular phrase Formatically correct. Of course it is. Sal is looking for Organic would be and there would be what? What would the yeah, but you guys have to think about the full you guys have to think about the full the full the full the full Thing yes, so just Lexi a thing which is what I knew was war I had to figure out what's gonna be he got more

So he has to go in his mind the rola dex war blank right so he's picking at rhyming organic machine boom Where you got victory? Thank you all Boom where you got victory. That you got it. I'm five million dollars. All right, well done. I love this game. I love this game. I'm a curator.

Curator. Curator for life. Curator for life. Oh, sorry, Curator. I mean, you heard us try for four hours. You try the hard. Battles. We've battled right now.

You know what, though? Since it's episode 500, both the Curator and Cherry, I got to get some. This was all pointless. Yes. But no. I'm'm gonna load them up with some gaps because it is episode 500 nobody should nobody should walk away feeling you know sad I am you carried the team over here and doing this box it well you wanted to calm book stuff you know to me and that that was my real house plus underdog of course which is still kind of a common thing. I guess this game. Sure. You like it. You like it's the opposite of cow shit

It's a horrible game, but it always ends up being fun because I mean I've just left up my cheeks Wow, wow unbelievable, but Congratulations Congratulations to and congratulations Walt 500 episode unbelievable man. Thank you to all our guests Hey Tim Sal Jeff Hit him yeah, Chuck for running the recorder over there. Thank you.

Stacy for answering whispering answers into their ear. I don't think it's fucking that chick going on. I'm just fascinated with Chuck's new haircut. Chuck looks pretty good. It does, yeah. I do miss the poppitor a little bit, but I like it. It looks good. Yeah, thank you, Chuck.

Any lady, especially Nancy Walker, would be happy to have him. Oh, my God. Let's see. Tom Steve there. Damn straight. Any lady especially Nancy Walker would be happy to happen Let's see what's the name of the strip Get some of Nancy Walker line. What better than Nancy Walker. Yeah, you're right. Tell him Steve Dave Toho's Thanks, thanks, son, even longer than that robot mecha got zilled up. Because compared to me, that tin can is just a pocket-side vibrator.

I hereby sentan shoe to be incarcerated. Self-blocked 69. What kind of a blind man's there? What's the source of my thriving erection? Hot bitch is going down on each other while in conservation. My most prized possession, my sealed unopened women in prison DVD collection. Fuck the MCU and Star Wars, because the Oscar goes to anything with a jail in hoars, scenes of women shawing and captivity has always been my deprived.

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