Tell Em Steve-Dave - #501: And Then There Were Two

Episode Date: December 6, 2021

With Walt on the mats, Bry & Q present Space Monkeys

The Tell them to use Dave's that recording in the comics or but dry you felt that the need to war Don't want to win an adventure and lose pride just want to debate our Tuffing sounds have to lose so they traveled you travel hitting pavements drive providing abundance of magnifications But whether they win a loose try-on for fail Listen to his puggest and will go gale you with the tails. Peaceful me. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Space Monkeys.

Hello, that's right. No Walt. No Walton. I don't want to hear any bullshit from anybody about like, why is it Walton? Why is Walton? Walton's sick. So it's either this, yeah, or nothing.

Or go pound sand. I've heard that said, yeah, I don't think I've heard it said enough actually. I wish more people would be like go pound sand. Right. So old timey yet still, they know what you mean. Yeah, they know what I mean. So Walt update is Walt broke fever a few days ago

and he's out of isolation, he's doing well. Is it just common knowledge about Walt? I think so. I mean, a lot of people were assuming it. Okay, like Walt's not gonna be upset that we're... Let's hope not. Outing his medical history. Yeah, there's some kind of OSHA requirement

that we not do that. I don't know. Well, I think more like we work for Walt's I don't think it works like that. Oh, Goddamn sleep. Driver! I know. I think Walt wanted to.

So yes, Waltz was ill as was Gidham. Gidham fared better, I guess. Yeah, Gidham did a little better. He saw him today. I don't know how you can't give Gidham not you, but like in general, as a listener, how can you not embrace a guy who, when he knows for a fact, Walt isn't coming in. He had no idea I was coming in.

He's still in a full baseball outfit. That's his coach. He has a whistle around his neck. That's a guy hoping someone's yelling up. Yeah. And some people did. Oh, yes, thank you for everybody who came out to the Black Friday. That's a guy hoping someone's yelling up. Yeah. Yeah. And some people did. Oh yes, thank you for everybody who came out to the Black Friday.

Oh yeah! That was fun. Very successful, wouldn't you say? I was very pleased by the number of people that were there. I had a fun time talking to everybody. I was pleased that I didn't catch COVID from it. You know? I wore my mask the entire time.

Yeah, so I saw some people were displeased, the people weren't wearing masks. Yeah, I wasn't too crazy about that either, but I figured you guys, I don't know, when I first walked in, I felt like I had to... Oh, why did I do this? No, I walked in and you had listeners all over the office. I didn't agree without that decision at all.

It was a party, baby. Yeah, you were throwing apart because I guess you did the midnight to 3 a.m. and then 7 a.m. onwards. No, 10. 10, okay. Because when I got there, it was like that fucking scene from an animal house.

When they show up and there's a party going on, there was literally people in every room of our studios. There was people in the fucking costumes closet. There were people, yeah, they were just like walking around on an attended. And then I'm like, oh, well, all right, I wouldn't have made that choice, but okay, but let me go.

At this point, I didn't realize that the studio door was wide open and I was like, well, surely, they knew enough to leave us a refuge to go to in case the situation was like this, which is that the place was fucking packed. But I went in, there was no less than eight people sitting around the recording table, like just chilling and hanging out.

It's like they were home. Yeah, I put an end to that right away. Immediately, they were ushered out of the room house. I mean, it was so fast. Well, because I had guests coming and I couldn't, I couldn't have, they didn't sign up for just, you know, being exposed to COVID.

I don't know, so before I haven't heard anybody that got COVID though. No, no, no, it's fine. I mean, they were solid. Every face that walked through that door, I'm like, this motherfucker solid. There's no, it's fine. I mean, they were solid. Every face that walked through that door, I'm like, this motherfucker's solid. There's no way they got COVID. Why only non-solid people get COVID?

No, people, like, because I didn't take my mask off, but people were very nice to say, I'm vaccinated and stuff like that, to me. I was trying to be cool, despite having the mask on. So, you're vaccinated, it doesn't even fucking mean anything anymore. I mean, it does,

because it shows that you're at least being careful enough to do that. Try. You're at least trying. Even if it's pull, put it this way. You don't think it's your American duty to like open mouth, kiss people. You don't know just to prove that COVID's no big deal. Right. Those are the people I don't, I don't want to be around. Yeah. Or even the people that maybe, I don't know, I don't want to be around anybody. Yeah. Yeah. But no, those are the people that maybe I don't know I don't want to be around anybody I guess Yeah, but no, those are the people

Hmm Anyway, here we are how do we get on this? I was talking about the the big opening. How was your Thanksgiving? Was it everything a dream do it would be? Oh, it was fucking great. It was great. I was in It was a Florida It's nice. I was in the villages, the retirement community, where I learned a new country western song and two that I hadn't heard before,

because that's all they fucking played down there. And then, yeah, took my mom to see Ghostbusters and had a good day, had a good time. Nice. That was yours, bud. It was fine. Yeah, I was kind of disappointed that nothing blew up or nobody looked sad. Or you know, the note was like, fuck you, like it left.

Everybody's getting old. Yeah. People just don't have it anymore. I went there and it was a good time was had by all. My brother Daren came up and we built a little fire and Permanegger's fire pit out back. That's nice. And then went home and went to bed. And that was it. That's back. That's nice. And then went home and went to bed. And that was it. That's it. It's giving you.

That sounds like a good day to me. Yeah. I was starting to think like maybe like, because of the past couple, get together, there's haven't been, there haven't been anything in Cendi area. You know, there's no explosions. And I'm like, it strangely coincides

with how long I've been medicated. So I'm starting to think maybe it was my fault. Well, you'd have to accept a certain amount of it no matter what, right? You're part of the dynamic. I'm just wondering if my percentage grew. Yeah, like maybe you were the one that was constantly like at odds and fucking G-Hod and people and stuff like that. And maybe other people were like, man, what the fuck,

why won't you just calm the fuck down? Yeah, like we all want to have a nice time. Yeah. Yeah. He ruins it every time. Didn't you stop out one year? Yeah, I was, well that's because of my mother lied.

Like she, like totally made something up. I heard she was listening to me. Yeah, but you think medicated Brian, my people would just roll his eyes at it? Probably. Yeah. Yeah, probably. I'm like, I asked you silly, what are you gonna do?

Silly old bat? Yeah. She's in, she's elderly. What can you do about that? I also, before I forget, I wanted to, we didn't, I don't think I mentioned on 500 episode 500, which were pretty good reactions to. Oh, you people, I didn't.

Yeah, I didn't really have it. I haven't checked it out. Two guys who make it all possible Declan and J surge oh, I don't think I mentioned them. Oh That's an oversight it is see this is why I got a right shit down Well, they have I guess even though you're giving them the proper spec now part of them Has to wonder why they didn't make that first cut.

Right. And I would say it's because they weren't in the room. I would agree. Yeah, yeah, with everybody who's in the room, it's not like I'm like, I'm like, my wife Mary Beth. Yeah, you're trying to wrap up the show, we're trying to go home, you know, it was three fucking four hours. It's like a so-called that thing.

We're going to stick around to say their names. I mean, I can just say you could be forgiven for like, just laying eyeballs on people and thanking them and then getting hell out of there. But I would understand why they would be listening for their name and not hear it and be like, oh man. Oh.

The saddest clicking ever. Yeah. Because yeah. You think I'm a techman? A techman's just, he's a huge part of the show. Sure. So is Jay Sarge? Yeah, Jay Sarge, I really like that guy.

Yeah, I don't have much contact with him. Yeah. A few times I've met him, I've liked him. Yeah, he likes cats a lot. Yeah, I like him a lot. I like the guy. So, did he have like a super like, is he married?

What's his deal? Yeah, he's married married has a kid Yeah, I something about two kids. I can't remember like we were like they're so nice I don't know something there was something I oh wait wasn't Was this the one way he was getting painted his grotesquely short? Yeah, oh Shit man, I feel bad about that, but I never said that. Wasn't that thrown on him by you guys? And it was awesome. I don't know, you said it.

You said it 100%. I think I said he wasn't grotesquely short. Do I think you said under a certain amount, like under like 5, 7 or grotesquely short? I think I don't think it was aimed at anyone in particular, but in general, you were like, if you are below this height, then in my eyes, you are a grotesque.

Sorry about that, everyone below that height. Oh no, then in my eyes. I see you are a grotesque. Sorry about that, everyone below that number. But I mean, nobody should listen to my fucking opinion anyway. Yeah, what are you listening to an opinion for? I mean, it might, we may cut this out, but do I sound okay? I think I don't, you sound okay to me, but you know, that's judged on a curve right now. Yeah, I don't, yeah, I mean, I guess it's legal. I mean, you brought over a joint and I took a big old hit.

And I don't know how I'm coming across right now. I think, uh, swav. Yeah, um, dead in there, personable. Yeah, um, Devon there. Percible. Yeah, all right. Um, I wanted to get your feeling on this, because I know how much you love cats. Okay. This is going to make me sad, isn't? Um, no, I don't think it'll be sad, but it doesn't involve death or mayhem or

I don't think that's a bad thing. No, nothing like that. In fact, the cat's getting some, a woman caught breastfeeding her hairless cat on a Delta flight. She wasn't getting around. She went out her breast and started feeding her hairless cat. A flight attendant told her repeatedly to stop and put her cat back in its cage, but the woman refused.

And then a message was sent through the aircraft, communication addressing and reporting system to alert Delta Crew. In Atlanta, the passenger in C-13A is breastfeeding a cat, will not put the cat back in its carrier when the tent requested. Then a photo of the message board was found, blah, blah, blah. They don't have a picture of her actually doing it.

It wasn't shocking. You think everybody would have a camera out ready to take a picture. It's a rough one, you're taking a picture of a woman's tit. Yeah, but she's feeding a cat. I mean, I think all bets are off. That's like, oh, all right, well, if it's a baby, and you're taking pictures, you're fucking fiend.

If it's a cat, you know. Either way, there's going to be a continued of people out there that's like, you can't take a picture of that woman's breast. They say the fucking 90s anymore, bro. I know, I know. As much as we sometimes wish it was. She had the cat swaddled up in a blanket

so it looked like a baby. Her shirt was up and she was trying to get the latch. The cat's a latch and she wouldn't put the cat back in the carrier. The cat was screaming for its life. Where's ours? I don't know. All right, there we go.

I don't know. Yeah, it's running. It's all right. Yeah, this is a quick break. So you're feeling on to the cats getting breastfed? Well, look, I'm not going to say I'm in defense of this woman, but I will say that I understand that if you have a cat and it's a member of your family and you love this creature, as you would love any other member of your family, I could

see why in her mind the lines got blurred a little bit. Like I have cats that I would, if this house was on fire like I would run into I would you know I mean to get them out like is that any fucking weirder? Then being like well, I'll breastfeed the thing like I'm giving up my life or fucking street creature. I found I don't know. I think so. I feel that I feel that there's a difference. Yeah, I think more people can relate to Dash again to the house. Even if it's like in their mind, like, oh, if my pet were, this is what happens to my pet.

This is the scenario in which I envision, you know, going, like going. So I think more people can relate to that than like, in an effort, like they, I don't know if she's trying to feed the cat or she just wanted to hold the cat. It's weird that she was letting it drink of her nipple. Yeah. I find that really odd. There's no getting around that.

But who is she hurting? Everybody within eyesight. Yes. But if like, if people really, like she's hurting nobody, if the blankets have just a little bit higher. Yeah. But I mean, I think the giveaway was the cat screaming, like they said, the cat's like, Oh, it was. Yeah. But I mean, I think the giveaway was the cat screaming, like they said, the cat's like, man, oh, it was.

Yeah. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, look, it's not a good situation for the cat. I don't think the woman should have done it. She probably should definitely not be allowed to have the cat, but I understand like how a crazy person could cross that line. Yeah.

Yeah, because cat people are like, no pun intended here, special breed. Yeah, yeah, cuz cat people are like No pun intended here special breed. Yeah, man You get to love a cat is to love something that fucking only loves you back 20% of the time You know what I'm saying? Is it a fucking weird? Yeah, or like they have like we have a Hot what not hot what who's called hot pads? They're not hot pants. Oh, they're like eating pads right and Like each of the cats has one for downstairs, but like, I have one for my back in a, like, rate where I, where I lie on. And if I get up, it's less than two seconds before the cats like fuck you, I'm trying to get on, get on the heating pad. And I'm like, how much do you understand?

Yeah, all of it. Yeah. It seems that way. You understand that you were there and now you're not. Yeah. All these concerns, it's wasted heat. Yeah. You're the asshole. Mm-hmm.

I fucked up. Yeah. So we got questions. This was the plan. We do have questions. The first one is from Gita, formerly of Chuck. She says, your thoughts on men, men, men, your thoughts on men, why can't I read this? Your thoughts on men getting pedicures.

What do you say, formerly of Chuck? Break up. They broke up? Yeah. This is the hottest gossip in Tellum's even they've done right now. We allowed to discuss this. I don't know much about it.

Oh, I don't know. I think it was basically just chuck moved. Yeah. I'm chucked, moved in a closer to work. That's a very attractive lady. I don't know if Chuck's gonna be happy about that being on a free market. I wouldn't be.

I wouldn't be. But hey, I guess Chuck's got to do it. Chuck's got to do it. I wouldn't be. I wouldn't be, but hey, I guess, it's got to do, it's got to do. I don't know the ins and outs. Is that why he lost the pompadour? It may be. He's a new look. I betcha that's what it is. Other girls were like, I'm not putting up with that.

How ironic. He did the pompadour before, he might not be single. Yeah, I saw him the other day and it was good to see him and I was like, oh, he changed your hair. It looks good now. It looks a little more adult. Yeah, I think so. Like in, how are you familiar with boardwalk empire?

Oh, yeah, I watched it. Yeah, the one they corrected Al Capone. Like, stop wearing that fucking cap. Make sure look like a boy. I think he gets a real gangster hat. Oh, I don't remember. Oh, he's wearing like that newsboy cat. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. He's corrected by, I think it's Johnny Torrio. Boardwalk Empire, I recommend it if you haven't seen it. Yeah, I can show. So what, okay, so what do we got? So, so, so, so, so, So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, seen some of these guys, toenails out there. And I think a few more men could get some pedicures. They could use them.

Yeah, I don't go for them myself that often. Like, that's like, you're on vacation on somebody else's dime kind of thing. Right. Like, when they fly us in to do these fucking public appearances and stuff and they give you like a hundred dollar credit at the spa, you gotta do something with it.

And then I'm all for it, but in my everyday life, you know, I just sort of clip my own. But why? What's going on? You think Chuck out pedicures and an anoyter? No, she doesn't manicure some pedicures. Oh, she does, yeah, she does. Oh, I see.

Check out a pedicure to meet her furious. Yeah, she saw him as less than a man. And that's like, oh, yeah. She's like, I can't believe I allowed this. I guess either the hair or the toenail, she can't have both. She's like, preferably neither, I guess. But, and that's what made her so disgusted about him.

Oh, well, I don't have a problem with him, do you? No, not really. I think I don't get them because I would feel bad for the lady who had to, because I have this one toenail with a bruise under it. Oh, an Arlene. Yeah, though I say, I think my toenails are pretty much in order. Though it's getting harder and harder to clip them out.

Yeah. Yeah. As Mary Beth, you're gonna, she take that over for you? Yeah, they'll be nice and thick at that point, which I have to use like a little buzzer type thing, like a little tremble. This fucking sparks flying off. That poor woman, she has no idea what she's in for. Yeah, she's a smart girl.

You think? She thinks she's thought of that far ahead where she's like, oh my God. And like, how long before is it? You see, like, guys walking around that are hunched over, like, impossibly hunched over. Like, what happened to me? I think that she knows that no matter what that,

how long that period is, in her life, it'll be over relatively soon. So she could deal with it. She's like just for a little bit. She's for a little bit. Probably still be in my early 40s but the time this is done. Oh god, that's so true. Yeah.

Yeah. There you go, left. What you know, I don't have much time left, probably. I should start getting pedicures now. Yeah, what? Really, on my deathbed, I'm gonna be like, oh my God, thank God, I didn't see my toe down. Yeah, that's not gonna do it.

Oh, a Gina do it. Sure. And I'll tell Chuck all about it. Oh, no. Oh, I hope Chuck's not gonna do it. Oh, Gina do it. Sure. And I'll tell Chuck all about it. Oh, no. Oh, I hope Chuck's not upset by this. I don't know Chuck well enough to know if he's the type of guy that would get like, thrown by such a conversation.

How do you know that? I think Chuck can roll with it. Yeah, I think Chuck's all right. Between two cement heads. Yeah. So these guys, what they did was, I gotta talk about something here. Yeah. So these guys, what they did was, I got to talk about something here. Yeah. All right.

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Woof, wow. Well, I mean, I guess you could say that, like, you know, not every Friday, 13th movie is a good one. Right. Like Jason takes Manhattan, like, should have been in Manhattan the whole time. Not on a boat, but, like should have been him and had the whole time.

Not on a boat, but at this, because like that's a one scene in Manhattan when he's in Times Square. He's like the fucking best man. So yeah, I wouldn't even count that as not a good movie because I do love that movie. Um, hmm, I don't know. This is what the people are looking for. I don't know, man. I fucking Know you're right. You're absolutely never happened to me. Let's pull it together. This is why we can ever do this again. Um

Favorite bad movie I don't know if I like it. I don't think it's a bad movie. So yeah, it's tough because I was gonna say what is it troll to I think yeah I like that a lot. It sucks like it think it's a bad movie so yeah it's tough because I was gonna say was it troll to I think yeah I like that a lot it sucks like it's it's too it's too easy to say the room these days Yeah, I think like I could appreciate films It's funny because I was watching the Meg the other day, which is not a good movie. Yeah, I've seen it What the movies to the theaters. Oh, yeah, I brought sage, but Jason stayed them is so fuck he's I love that guy man but And I was watching it and I'm like

Does he show up to make the mag Knowing that it's going to be what it's gonna be or does he think he's making the next jaws and then I was like No, he shows up thinking he's gonna make the fucking mag and that's all right I'm like what was this is a conversation I'm having to myself. I'm like, what's wrong with that? Like so what I that's a some people love that shit like who might say whether What intentions are are good or bad and then I was just like well if that's the case then Even a bad movie is a good movie to someone who is the who's fucking saying what a bad movie is? It's true. It's all subject. Yeah, who's this person trying to fucking box me into a corner saying I like shit?

I don't know. We're gonna block them. That's outrageous. There's no such thing as a bad movie unless we're talking about it. Who is it? Michael Holtry. Oh, Michael Holtry. What's up, man? Everything's so subjective. All right, what's another question? I think we shanked that one. How big is your penis if you put both of them together to make one bigger penis?

Wow, this is getting outrageous man. Nobody wants, I'm gonna contemplate this. I know. Docking? They want us to dock? I suppose, yeah. I don't see how bad it is. I would not want to do that. What would it matter? Is Walter okay? Yep, we covered that. Oh, here's a good one. All right. Any chance of a space monkey's tour at some point? Yeah. Or for that matter, tell Steve D. of tour now that Walter's retired. No, Walt does not want to perform life.

Just so everybody knows, ask them several times. Yeah. I think he was like, he would have unleashed COVID himself if he thought it would get him out of that 10th anniversary show we were gonna do. Yeah. Now Walter, very, very little hope of ever touring for Walt again, but I would do, I would do shows.

Sure. Yeah, I'm gonna do that. So yeah, there is hope. Yeah, we can answer your question. Don't be fucking everybody else, but me, does it? I'm in my camp. I notice that, yeah, everybody's out there. Everybody's out, I'm the only one.

It's because we had to move those fucking tour dates because we don't know the new shoots schedule yet. So everybody took advantage, started filling in their solo stuff, people are asking me, when am I going out and I, and my answer is, well I'm not, I'm not good. But I would go with you. I'm going to shoot with you. That would be fun.

Yeah. I don't want to do anything alone. Oh, it sounds horrible. Yeah, I go into a comedy club and staying the night and all that shit. Yeah, I don't know anybody. Yeah. A lot of times they're like not in major cities.

Yeah, I think, I think Sal and Joe and Murray get something out of it that I don't. I would have to be because they're doing it. Well, maybe I'm just afraid, Brian. Do you think that's it? Maybe I'm just afraid to go out of my own. Like maybe like I'm used to working within the secure kind of bounds of a team where I'm not solely responsible for anything.

of a team where I'm not solely responsible for anything. Well, I think what Sal does and what Murray does, are like, they're pretty much two separate things, right? Doesn't Murray do a Q&A? Yeah, Murray does like a Q&A, almost like Kevin used to do. Right, yeah, that's what he thinks. So I think that's different than like doing what Sal does, which is like, you're up there and it's only you,

and you know, unless you do the crowd work, which isn't really respected. No, no, Sal's, I would say Sal has a, yeah, he has a higher level of skill, is he? But I wouldn't say that what Murray does requires no skill. Like, you still gotta go. I'm saying that I think you have the skill to do that. Oh, yeah. No, I, I'm like, there's no reason you couldn't go up and people like, yeah, I've done it. I

did it a few times at, um, at the, uh, what's that comedy club up in hand that we play pool at? I did a couple of Q and A's up there, but, you know, I just did it to gather material for the live show and I end up using none of it. So I probably wouldn't do it again. And I don't know, I guess they just get something out of it. I could do it. I could do stand up if I wanted. I don't think stand up some mystical thing that people can't figure out. You know what I mean? Any comedian listening to this right now is like, oh, no, respect the art. I respect the art as much as I respect any art, but like, that's all. You know what I mean?

I don't think I can not do it. Right. I don't think I can do it at the level of like a fuck. Probably not even definitely not the level of South end, but like I believe I can do it. I just, you could be an open-micro. Yeah, I can do whatever, man. I can get out there and work out and do it.

I just don't want to. No interest, huh? What am I gonna do, man? You know, what do it, I just don't want to. No interest, huh? What am I going to do, man? You know, what do you want from me? Home. I got a lot of interest. I'm reading books now. I'm reading books again.

Yeah, we've been reading. I'm reading this fucking biography on Cornelia's Vanderbilt. Oh, it's fucking awesome, man. Yeah, it's called The First Tycoon. That guy was a maniac. He's like the most combative asshole ever. Oh, yeah, it's so much fun to read in the way this guy writes It makes it play out almost like it's like it's clearly a biography, but he plays it out almost like a like an novel. It's pretty great

so that Reading that Brian reading that Brian. I understand you've had your Philip forensic files you're watching it for a while and I can't take it anymore. You just can't watch it. Yeah we had forensic files on kind of like a background thing and then it's just realized every time I was walking into my living room like by the sixth day I was like I can't take it anymore it's like it's always someone's dead and then people who are upset about it and they're crying. And then the suspects are always these pitiful creatures, like just skulls that you wouldn't

change spaces with it for anything. You'd be like, inject me with cancer before I had to live their lives. And 24 hours a day for the six weeks, it was on my television in the living room and I couldn't take it anymore. I needed a break. That was months ago. I haven't been able to go back since. I guess that's what I fall asleep to. That was just so funny. I don't know why. It's just the death in the mayhem is soothing. Yeah, wow. I don't know. It's just because it's, I don't know, it actually should, I should have tried to fall asleep to it because it keeps you engaged.

But there's just, there's something about just watching these guys work through with a DNA and all that other shit like with your mother fuckers who are like, they're like, they haven't been caught in 25 years, but now there's this new DNA method and they're like, now you're busted. It's like, how long, you know, you commit a crime, you kill somebody. You're looking over your shoulder

first day, second day, first month, second month. You're looking over your shoulder for a while. When do you stop? Do you think you ever stop? I mean, I guess you hit the 15 year mark, you're like, I fucking did it, I got away with it. Right. But I felt like I never saw those episodes.

Or those episodes only happened every once in a while. And most of the times it's a moment who couldn't afford rent, so she got into a car to blow a dude for 20 bucks and then got a brain's beat in. And then you find out that how boyfriend was pimping her out. And this is an actual case. You're gonna make me fall asleep.

I'm good to see you. Yeah. And it's like it's all horrible. It's just all horrible stories of horrible shit happening. The fucking. What the heck is it? Long going off. All right, we're back.

You what happened? It's just an alarm in the house. I guess one of the cats nudged one of the sensors. Is some shit. Good God. These cats. So what were we talking about? We were talking about the forensic files.

Oh yeah. You know, we probably drained that anyway. Well, you got another question? Of course, always questions, I'm just... Nobody's asking for advice, they're just... Yeah. What book could you read over and over? Hmm, Dark Tower series by Stephen King.

I read them a lot. That's yours. That's probably, yeah, one of the books I read. The Hitchhiker's got to the galaxy, so he's I've read fucking couldn't even tell you how many times. I probably read them like once every year and a half. Oh yeah. I think for me it probably would be Catcher in the Rye. I've read several times. Maybe it's a couple Stephen King books. Yeah, like pet cemetery, I'll probably read a bunch more before I die. There's just too many fucking books out there that I just keep liking to do this.

I'm shit over and over again. Yeah. What else do we got here? We got a... The scene that I was in for the impractical jokers that didn't make it. The impractical jokers movie. Oh, that was that up. And we weren't at Sturdy's.

We were somewhere down south at a biker bar during a biker weekend event. And the four of us guys were going out and saying our wacky and practical things to bikers. And that was the bit. And it was a pretty fucking strong bit. And then Brian played a character called The Stoker, where we would

send him in and he would make the situation worse. So if I was out there giving a biker a parking ticket for some stupid reason, Brian would come over just as I got the situation and the control Brian would come over and say something like, this is what the fucking gave you a ticket to. It's something like that to stoke the situation and make it worse. And it was a fucking great bit. And it was really funny. And we were all super happy with it. Brian did great. And the audio department. And I think the guy that worked that day got fired lost either lost or never properly recorded the audio. We had nothing. We had zero

audio for the entire day. Oh, that's not true. My turn the audio. We had nothing, we had zero audio for the entire day. Oh, that's not true. My turn had audio, but nobody else did. So that's it, that's why. New secrets out. Like you cut and I- Somebody fucked up. We were hoping to use the footage of me and you in the end credits, but we lost control of the end credits.

As you could tell by the fucking Lord of the Rings S.Comuic that plays for fucking 20 minutes. It's like the comedy ends and then you're like, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don We were supposed to have them. I don't know. We lost control of the I guess nobody was paying attention to the end credits. So people's name were spelled wrong.

It was weird, but so there you go. That's it. Let's see what else we got here. Um, uh, if we only walked we're here. Snowmiser or heatmiser. Oh, I couldn't give you shit either way. I don't even know what I mean. Do I like to add the little figure better? Yeah, which attitude? I guess probably the attitude of each. Were they off? I think they're both bad guys.

They are both bad guys, but I feel like snowmizer is a little bit more prim and proper and like heatmizers just like every day Joe kind of guy. I'm gonna go for the heatmizer then. Yeah, I like heatmizer better too. Like snowmizers, a type that would tell their mother on a mother nature, you know. Oh yeah. Fucking piece of shit.

Fucking rat bitch. Oh, kill you like this. You have to survive 24 hours in a horror movie of your choice. What move are you choosing and what's your plan for survival? All right, that's a good one. Well, the question, it brings the question like, like for me like, okay, so my favorite movie is The Shining.

So I'm like, oh, when I pick The Shining because it's like, it's only me versus one person pretty much. Whereas, like, if it's a Jason thing where, like, the guy has an axe and he seems unstoppable. Yeah, that's rough. Well, see, I was thinking, like, I would go like, the blob, and just hang out in a freezer for the 24 hours. Yeah, that's a good idea.

What the fuck? The blob came get me in there. The blob. So I just chill on my fucking keyster, like the fucking chill mic. That's the fucking thing. That's the thing. It's the whole mic.

Getting all proven proper in my fucking cooler while the fucking blob tries to make its way in and I'm like, no, no. I have a fucking frozen myster talks. He would definitely, if he smokes cigarettes, he would definitely have a cigarette holder. Like he's not the guy. Yeah, fuck that guy. Okay.

The blob. The blob then. Yeah. See, I would thought that when I thought the shining, I'm like, I would really want to be a part of it. I would want to see all the ghosts and shit, you know. Which one that you wouldn't want to be in no matter what? Probably something like Saw.

Yes, Hellraiser. Hellraiser, another tough one. Because you see Santa by its coming at you, you know whatever follows. I mean these motherfuckers get off on pain. Yeah. It's gonna hurt. Like anything you conjured up in life is nothing compared to what these guys are about to deliver.

Now the worst I can come up with is like my dick and a blender and they're like, you don't even know. Like we phased that out decades ago. Yeah. That show is too soft. Yeah, I wouldn't want to be, I guess, in a hell of a razor. But saw as another one. I don't want to be tortured to death. Something like scream seems like you probably could get away.

Yeah, I mean, so those are just humans. They're humans and like all I have to do is not make dumb decisions. Like they do in those movies. And I'd be fine. Jaws, I just stand on the beach. Yeah, if you didn't go in the water, you'd be all right. You're fine.

Lots of people survive those attacks. Most people do. Not everybody's that kid near boy. Oh, poor Alex kid. Oh, you know. What else would he? Alex Kinnick. Oh, you know. What else would he have?

Let's see, they're asking about your cats, how they're doing, and they're doing great. Did Q have a fake tattoo of his cats on the bowling Patreon? On the what? I guess on the bowling Patreon, they're like, did you have a fake tattoo of cats? Oh, I might have. I think I did on my forearm.

Did you? Yeah, I think I did on my forearm. Did you? Yeah, I think I did actually. That's a good catch. Where did you get a fake tattoo? Um, I had some people over, I think you were there actually, in the pool in Sal brought over, he brought over a bushel of fucking temporary tattoos. Just because Sal's that, he's just that type of guy.

He shows up with the fun. And we put them on. I think I had one on my forearm. Yeah. And he get one. Well, yeah, it was sharp by then. Almost too sharp, because it's concerned. Yeah.

Uh, okay. So Kyla wants to know if she should jump off of, should she drive off a bridge? I mean, no. And she says says kidding, just kind of though. Okay, well you shouldn't. No. Because you're gonna ruin your car. Oh God, you're probably not gonna die. You're probably gonna fucking like paralyze some shit.

Get me, shit like that. A mean den paralyzed and now everybody just talks out you. You're using up resources, I'm sure, because you couldn't get your shit together. And no, and all you had to do was not drive off a bridge. You could have done anything. You could have just went to a movie. Have you drove off fucking bridge? Take it a Zanix, go to sleep.

Ah, fucking chill out. I mean, fuck it. If somebody's gonna tell you you drive off a bridge, you do heroin, I'll do the heroin. Yeah. You know? Look at how many people you've been convenient to know, Carla. You're wasting our time. And something I'll do the heroin. Yeah. You know? Look at how many people you've been convening in Chinatown, Kaila. You're wasting that time.

And something I have to read about, like some little blurb up, like I'm going to be interested because it's New Jersey, you know? It's how you filter your news. No, it's actually a pretty good question. All right. Yeah, I'd say. Don't. I'd say don't, but I get it. Don't self-harm. Please.

Favorite mainstream pizza chain? Chain. Well, what does mainstream? I'd probably talk about like Domino's little Caesar's Pizza Hut. Oh, that kind of thing. I mean, if we turn. Papa Johns. If we're gonna turn back the hands of time to the heyday, it wouldn't Pizza Hut. Oh, the fuck away. But I feel like Pizza Hut has lost the magic that once defined Pizza Hut for me. Do you think it was lost by them? Or it was just you growing up and being like it just doesn't have that? Like I was wondering recently, I was like, why the fuck do little kids like to go to McDonald's

so much anymore? Because like they don't have the characters around. No. I guess not like, you know, you can't even, you haven't been able to go into the playground for two years. Yeah, it tastes good. It's fun. It's fun to eat that food.

Yeah. I think so. You don't have a blast when you're eating McDonald's It is pretty fun, but it's afterwards like by 20 minutes and I'm like, why did I do that? Yeah, but you're talking about kids Right. That's they don't experience that they fucking they digest and shit that stuff out immediately Us it hits differently. You can be kids Yeah What are we talking about? Oh, favorite pizza chain.

Oh, yeah, do a bag of day pizza. I loved it. Loved it. Today, I don't know if I would, I don't know if they'd be my go-to anymore. Yeah. You know what happened is they got this. I'm getting rid of the red fucking roof buildings.

You started seeing those getting turned into banks and fucking Walmart and shit like that, right? And then they became whatever they else were. They became the cubby hole like they're just in a store. Right, they're in a bag of stores. Yeah, that's not pizza hut. That's pizza fucking, what do they call those things? Ro-frame store.

Oh, that's sound the same. I want a hut, I want to go to pizza hut. Right. They're on are no more huts In fact all the huts around us have moved where the hut once stood on Staten Island on Highland Boulevard like right there I shit you not It was in the middle of a fucking giant paved Parking line, right?

The parking lot is still there the parking lot is still there, the parking lot is still paved this asphalt. They tore the pizza hut down, the hut is gone and they left it fallow and now it's a field in the middle of a parking lot. And the other day I drove past that little field and it looked so small to me and I thought about the good times that I had in that pizza and there were many. We used to go to that on lunch break at Farrell. I'm not seeing you Farrell used to cut class to go and have pizza and it'd be all you could eat buffet for like six bucks and we had the metabolism of 17 years.

So we just don't, I had a lot of good times in that pizza and it's literally just a field now in the middle of an asphalt field. It's really weird. There's something poetic about it. Is that how they shit you gave me? He's really good. It is weird when you see like like you have your memories, but that's the only place in the world some of the shit exists anymore. You know, unless like a baby took a picture of it.

Like there are places that like I can remember vividly from being a kid, but I don't think I'd ever be able to find a picture of it till be like, oh yeah, that is exactly how I remember, you know. Yeah. So it's whatever my brain has manifested over the years. Yeah, I think in my grandmother's house that was torn down and it's like I could almost

as if I'm like at a first person shooter in a video game could walk around the house in my head and know what the lights in my head and know what the lights which is were and stuff like that. It was torn down 10 years ago. Sad shit, bro. I know. Why are they bringing this shit up? I don't know. I'm just feeling like I'm gonna die. Yeah. Pete's hungry. Drive off a bridge. Now I would probably, I mean it's all shit now, right? It's not, but I'd probably go down the nose maybe. Yeah, I think I gotta go down the nose. I mean, it's all shit now, right? But I'd probably go dominoes maybe.

Yeah, I think I go dominoes too. Yeah. And I can't stay with a pizza place long enough to say, oh, that's my favorite pizza because so many of them fuck you over on deliveries and shit, I can't stand it. Well, Amber Zinos on stand out and this will always be my pizza real.

Yeah. So I don't know. Maybe you don't have what it takes to hang with a pizza real, my friend. I don't know. Maybe you don't have what it takes to hang with a pizza reader, my friend. I don't know. When I like order and they said, like, send half the order and then you call, they're like, well, we can't get it there for 45 minutes because we're busy. Yeah.

It's like, yeah, but now somebody doesn't have dinner at all. Crazy. Yeah, like it's insane. And I know they must be able to tell that we order frequently or did anyway. I have boycotting with the probably three to four different heat areas right now. Is there assholes? I get all this business and then they don't give a fuck at all about you, man. Yeah. Yeah, they don't care. Burn up your garlic bread. I call up a bum like, hey, man, my garlic bread's burned up. They bring it like an hour later.

I'm like, she should just give me the money back. Yeah. Why the fuck do I want garlic bread an hour after you brought dinner? Fuck those. Yeah. Doesn't make a lot of sense. But I guess they're like, you're only dice when you fucking call, but that's bro. Yeah, like you know, sometimes we only deliver only sometimes. So Nate Diggity, you can only listen to one album for the rest of your life.

What are you choosing? Would you kill others to get more albums? I actually like the second part of that question more. So you're going to post apocalyptic world. Probably wild flowers by Tom Petty. There's only one copy and some fucking schmo has it and you're like, I know I can take him. Post apocalyptic, though.

I mean, if I kill him, if, post apocalyptic, though. I mean, if I kill him, if I kill this man, are there other things that I gain aside from the album? Does he have a stash of food? I'm sure he has other stuff here. So it's, so it's like, I kill him, I get the album, but also I get subsidence. Like tons of like surprises that you don't even know. Like you can't take his wife, you can't take his kid.

I leave them to die. What do you care? You're on the move. Okay, now you're supposed to be a poccalytic. You're looking for albums. Do I give him the option first to just hand over the album? Yeah, I mean, if you were a civil human being. So, in this post-sopocalyptic wasteland,

I kindly knock on his door, his huffle door. Because you heard it playing. And I say, hey man, here's a deal. What you've got, I want. And I'm gonna give you the opportunity to just give it to me, but if you don't, I'm going to kill you, leave your wife and daughter to starve and die and take anything if you want that I like. And he still says, no, fuck off.

Well, then I- It's decision. I did everything I could. I'm getting that album. You gotta get the album. I gotta get the album, you know? And maybe his wife, and or daughter, look at me and they're like, so that's what a real man looks like.

Yeah, his daughter is like real hot and like 20, so you can just kill the wife too. What? Because she's just gonna be extra baggage. I mean, yeah, yeah, but like, yeah, like maybe they're like, they're, maybe they're both like, wow, this is, this is like, I can't believe this is what our own man's like

So the one just sat around listening to the fucking top heading crying hard dad was a sissy Who knows but post-apocalyptic yeah, you gotta do you gotta do yeah, I agree with that Let's see Have we ever met Bill Burr? Yes, I did me bill bear. Yeah, I met him nice Have we ever met Bill Burr? Yes, I did meet Bill Burr. Yeah, I met him. Nice. But my Bill Burr anecdote, I wanted to dare call it a story, is he came with Joe D'Arosa. Joe D'Arosa brought him down to the stash one time. Yeah. When they were playing Hal Basie and Redback, and he's like, yeah, I'm going to bring Bill into the store tomorrow. And so Bill Burr came in with Joe and they were

looking around and stuff and I said, hey, I did something I fucking never do. I gave him a compliment and this is not a guy who wants to take compliments from random people. You can just tell him, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then I was like, oh, I'm a dick. I should have just said nothing. Why did I have to see something? Yeah, that guy.

I know. I'm the kind of guy you hate when you're at the Joker show. And I'm like, Q, Q. I like that joke you said. It was very impractical. No, I don't mind that. That sounds like, I mean, that seems a little bit sensitive to get upset at that.

Oh, I think he's just that guy. Yeah, he's just that guy. I don't know, I met him, he was super, super nice. Yeah. I think he hit him and sound like that with each other. Like, well, I don't really run in those circles. He's buddies with all this comedians. Yeah.

Could you break into that? I think so. Like we were talking about earlier, your new stand-up career. Yeah, I think so. I think, I mean, you've had enough of them already. I fucking mean, Deroza,

we're, we're, we're Chums, we went on a fucking eight hour drinking spring the other day. He respects you as a friend. Yeah. But what do you respect you as a comedian? I think so, because I don't think I would be so bad at it

that there would be a better set for me. Ha, ha, ha, ha. You know? Yeah. I don't think that they would, that they would, you know. Like I just want to pretend I don't know the guy. I mean, he's Christ. Yeah. I don't know.

I mean, why wouldn't they? Look, we're coming, like even Sal, I know, like I always felt like he didn't feel this way. Sal didn't feel like having the TV show earned him any respect in that world. But I don't know. I didn't feel this way. Sal didn't feel like having the TV show earned him any respect in that world. But I didn't know, I didn't feel that way about it. I was like, dude, you've been, you know how hard of this to have a career

that lasts as long as you do on TV. You've been, guys, been on TV 10 years on a fucking hitting camera show and it's still funny and people love the show and it's like, why wouldn't they respect that? Why wouldn't they be like, I wish that were me? Yeah, well, yeah, right? So it's like, why wouldn't they respect that? Why wouldn't they be like, I wish that weren't me? Yeah, well, yeah, right? So it's like, but, but, but, you know, he probably

did it the right way. So I went in so humble and like, I'm earning respect that I'm working, not that I'm saying I wouldn't do that, but like, he really took it almost like a probi going into the firehouse being like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna earn any respect I get, which is fucking, I admired. I like the idea of you just showing up.

Oh, the party has arrived! Day one, slap on a Hawaiian shirt with a fucking bike horn. I'm like, I could probably sell tickets. Somebody would buy them. Somebody would buy them. I'd check it out. I'll do a Q&A in the middle of it. It would be fine let's see let me find another question if you could guess star on

any TV show what would it be oh man I would like to do lawn orderU. I'd love to do that. Yeah. Law and Order SVU. Does everyone bid in that? Everybody's in it. I don't think it's unattainable, but I'm not the guy that's ever like. Can I be in it? Yeah, I just wouldn't do it.

So that might be one. Well, let's go get back to what's his name, Dick Wolf. Oh, I think Dick Wolf is. He's very lucky. He's very lucky. He listens to the non-walted episodes. I think that would be a funnel. That's the first one that pops into mind. But really, what we do in the shadows,

I have fucking cool with that, be. That'd be pretty cool. You've got to dress up and shit. Yeah. Trying to think of shows that I like. Anything, anything, literally anything would be cool. People who are like fucking, even shows that I don't watch, I would be like, oh, that's fun. Yeah, I anything would be cool. Like people are like fucking even shows I don't watch. I would be like, oh, that's fun.

Yeah, I'll come do it. Why not? I have a fuck and not. What else you're doing? I ain't doing shit. I don't fuck a podcast. The lowest form of energy. Yeah.

Ha ha ha ha. There's something literally anyone could do. It's like, can you afford a microphone? Then guess what, your business? Yeah, you're a podcaster. You're my peer. I'm not sure who Who this one is directed at directed to what the fuck is wrong with you I'm not sure if that's directed towards you or me Why would you answer a question like that? I don't know. Because what definitely I definitely don't know

I don't know, because I definitely don't know. I'm just saying. There's some total of bad decisions, genetic mistakes. Yeah, brain chemicals, but I mean, you know. I don't know, I have an answer for that. I mean, if I did, maybe I want to feel the way I feel all the time. Well, you know, you could be like, well, there was the self-hatred thing and then that came from like really what it was just like, it just boils down to a lack of self-respect which boils down to like a lack of self-confidence.

And once you realize that the reason everything sucks is because you think you're an asshole, you know, you could start working from that position, which is what happened for me. When did that realization come? This could be a earth shattering for some listeners. It'd be like it's right around the corner for me. For me, it wasn't until really the fire department was 28, but I would say really my mid-30s, my early mid-30s, before I started being like, what the fuck is, I'm not that bad. Yeah. I'm not just not that bad of a guy.

You know what I mean? Why I approve of myself to you people. Yeah, to myself, like, why am I an asshole? I mean, you look at it and you're like, why am I an asshole? I'm like, I guess, just because I say I am and that's a sad thing. See you shake it off, right?

Yeah, it's like telling a girl like like no, you You don't like this isn't wrong with you whatever flow your shing that like it's not there. Yeah, you look beautiful Now I want to hear If you could live in any decade for the rest of your life, what decade would you pick? That's a good question. Yeah. For me it would be the 70s. 1870s. I knew you were 1870s. D'Aphthurya band.

I figured you were going to say 70s. Yeah, that would be the most fun decade I think. It had it all. Had the music, had the movies, had the TV, had the drugs, had the sex. Yeah, there's before AIDS. Before AIDS, just got a little fucking come down with a little case of... Go to Rhea.

Everyone's in a while. It's a small price to pay. For a little, we say living the rest of your life. Yeah. Yeah, because I mean, who knows how long it's gonna be, but now I'm like in my 50s and the 70s. Where am I like? No, I think it's you now in the 70s.

You know, in the 70s, so why? I think you'd fly then, no. You think so? Got that groovy beard, you know? That's true, it is groovy. Yeah, all the fucking chicks. It's funny, because in my mind, I'd say I would probably for maybe the 90s,

because I loved it so much probably for maybe the 90s Because I loved it so much Love the 90s. I thought you would be more of loving in the 80s And the 80s were okay, but really it was like when I was fucking starting to cut loose and shit like that It was the 90s and girls and stuff like that Yeah All right, well there you go I would learn a lot it in the seventies people like look at all this motherfucker is like oh I can't go that this go to I'm too

old to do coke I'll probably have a heart attack now dude now come on man you could do some coke in the seventies do some couple little bumps yeah okay some quailudes you could go back and like open a bar, man. Like you could be the man. You got to make yourself the man. Doesn't matter how old you are if you're the other guy with the keys to the fucking liquor cabinet, bro. Like a studio 54 type. Yeah, like a who's name Tony something the studio 54 guy. Yeah The owner of Steve Re it was Steve Rebell. Steve Rebell. Yeah, you could be the Steve Rebell of like,

Lyndon Hurst. Oh, I would love it, man. Yeah. Just like some people be like, you can't come in. Whatever you fucking wanna do, bro, it's the 70s. Nobody gives a shit how people treat each other back there. It was expected. Dude, and you could fucking,

you could even hate hippies and shit like that. I know they're mostly gone by then, but you know what I mean? You could be like, these fucking, shifless lay about bitches. It don't matter what you say. Right. Because you own the bar.

That's all you make here is about. They all are like hearing it all the time, but the bar's good enough in like in spite of you. Yeah. And I've, I've, no, a few bars like that where I, where I wouldn't like the owners, but I like to step. Sal's bar. Snooch.

Did you buy CB radios? And if so, what locations have you contacted? We never did buy CB radios and if so, what locations have you contacted? We never did buy CB radios. That was one of the many things that just die. Oh, here's a good one, Q. If you're on celebrity deathmatch and you're allowed to choose your opponent, who are you fighting? Does that mean the MTV Claimation One or I'm fighting someone to the death? I think you're the Claymation cue. Oh, okay.

But you got to choose any opponent you want. That's pretty cool. Um, Houdini. Oh, I fight Houdini? Yeah, but he's got to be like a tricksy, like magic Houdini. Like where he's doing tricks in the middle of the fight. Because I think that people would be like, who the fuck is that?

People still know Houdini or am I? Oh yeah, I think so. Right, I think we got it. Yeah, people get the Houdini references. Yeah, like the fight Houdini. All right, what about you? I don't know, I was trying to think like maybe, trying to think what maybe, I'm trying to think what,

what celebrity I hate. Oh, you're not going just for an interesting fight? No, I'm thinking like maybe, like Jennifer Garner, you had a heart on her while. Yeah, me, Jennifer Garner in a celebrity death match. Yeah, you were pretty much like, And she's like, why are you here? Where's the other celebrity? Yeah, there's a rough fucking week for me when 13 going on 30 came out. You were so angry at that poster. It's corny

bullshit, man. You were like, look, what is she smiling at the fuck she's so happy about. Oh, fanciful bullshit nonsense. Fanciful. Oh, all right. All right, this is a fuck Mary Kill with three guys. I'm not gonna answer that one. Enough with the nonsense. If we were girls, if you're both girls in a lifetime, what would you be doing with your life? Who would be your BFFs?

Who would be the prettier one? What's your relationship like? Oh my god. There's a lot of questions. That's not just one question. Yeah, that's I can't paint that picture for you. I don't know. That's too much. That's too layered a question, justina. Sorry. You fucked up. There was a thoughtful question, but I'll be guy-can't get into that now. Who would win a fight between a baboon and a badger? A baboon. Really? I think I'd say a baboon a fight between a baboon and a badger? A baboon. Really? Thank God.

I think I'll be. Oh, and I'm thinking honey badger? A badger isn't the badger like this big? Yeah, but they're like vicious as hell, like a honey badger. Fuck a baboon. Don't they rip people's faces off and shit? I don't know. That's a good question. If you had the means, what you probably do,

to sanction a baboon versus honey badger fight. Yeah. Would that be an animal cruelty? Yeah. I wouldn't. I wouldn't want to do that. I think that would be a stain on your otherwise. Well, I, not even for what other people thought of me, just because like, I wouldn't want to live with that in myself. How the fuck else are we going to know? Yeah, but other people be secondary to my own internal feelings. Because I would agree with them. I would be like, I deserve everything they're saying. Oh, sopranos versus the wire.

I never saw the wire. Oh, you know, it's good. I have it. A fan gifted me the wire on Blu-ray when they redid it with the eye definition, and I do always mean to get to it but I never do. It's it's pretty good and except for like second season which is like all this Greek shit like they don't they spend time with these these like Greek guys who work at the docks and it's crooked and all kinds of shit but if you can get through second season, it has, I think, one of the best,

if maybe not the best villain, villain-esque in TV history. Get out. This girl Snoop, she's like, dead-eyed fucking sociopathic killer. She's so fucking good. What's he's in Snoopin? I think she shows up in season three, I believe.

Yeah, three or four. Well, you've intrigued me. I'll start watching. Yeah, it's like, it took me a while to get into it. Like I had like one or two false starts. Yeah. But then once I got into it, I really liked it. All right.

It's good. And then let's see. We, uh, I don't know how this episode's fairing for people. Oh, I know. Yeah, we should. We should say, yeah, it's been like over an hour. We should say goodbye. We take like a, take one last question and dial an engine in case we're totally fucking this up. All right. Okay. I don't see how people do this all the time. Performance. This is the influence. This seems like Joe Rogan. I just,

I think it would be impossible to like perform in any real way. Well, under this, this spell of this woman, this marriage ain't. Oh, this is nonsense questions for my rash, every go away. Oh, come on. I hope they really, we could just say goodbye. I guess I mean, if they're throwing this at us, you're not seeing anything good. No, we don't say goodbye here. You know what we say? We say peace assholes. No, we don't say goodbye here. You know what we say. Yeah, we say peace assholes