Tell Em Steve-Dave - #502: Covid Chuck

Episode Date: December 13, 2021

Walt makes his triumphant return, Hawkeye, and camel beauty contests.

Sounds like you. I get more high-save. No, no, no. He can put that up! I can't be cute! That's shit! Hellem Steve Dave! Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tellem Steve Dave. It's me Brian, I'm here with the BQ. I don't know.

And the recently rejuvenated, reinvigorated Walt Flanagan. Hello. He's fucking back. Yeah. 98% I'm told. 98% yeah. Is that other 2% is in your left hand which is not a not a symptom that I've have heard. Have you? You. Yeah. My pointer finger is super tender to the touch. My thumb on my left hand is super tender to the touch and my my inner wrist is super tender., if I put my hand on my pocket when I'm fishing

for something on my pocket and I move it the wrong way, it's super painful. Huh. But I, you know what, fucking compared to what I was going through, I can live with this fucking pain for the rest of my life. Now judging by what you've said so far, we haven't really talked about it that much.

I'm starting to really believe I did not have COVID. Oh, yeah, but I, like, I told Frank, because it, like, Frank sent me a text, Frank five going, I really talked about it that much. I'm starting to really believe I did not have COVID. Oh yeah, but I told Frank, because it was like Frank's, I mean, a text of Frank V going, like, do you think we had COVID back in 2019? I was like, it's possible I said, but what I got now I said, it's like night and day compared to what,

what I thought I had COVID back in 2019, I said, it came in compare, I said it came in comparison. I had a fever for 14 days before it finally just stopped. I know it's hard. That's hard. They make it so you can't sleep in any way, shape, or form, and comfortably at all. You're just waking up constantly.

My highest fever was 103.0. Oh my God, that's a hospital shit. My wife was begging me to go to a hospital, and I would not go. And the shell was fucking texting me like crazy, they were like, you need to go to a hospital right now. You need to go to a hospital right now. And I just, I mean, everybody's heard the story

about like, don't go into the hospital because you don't come back out. You know, that's kind of like thing. So I was like, I'll be all right, I'll be fine, I'll be fine. And then two days after my wife in the show, we're like demanding I go to the hospital, I woke up at 3.30 in the morning and I was like, there's no way I can replenish the fluids in my body.

I said, I am so dehydrated. Like I could drink from now until Doomstays, it's not gonna work. I said, I just gave up, I was I could drink from now until Doom's night. It's not gonna work. I said, I just gave up. I was like, I need to go to the hospital. Like 3.30 a.m.? 3.30 a.m. Which is, I don't think it matters. I think it's, I think either 3.30 any afternoon

or 3.30 a.m. It's a fucking shit show in a hospital. Sure wasn't burdens. Oh my God, it's just so like awful. Would you go right back or? Yeah, right back. Yeah. You know, they, you know, they bring me in and they're like, they take off all your clothes

and put them in this bag. They don't want to touch me at all. And I was like, and they give me this paper gown and I'm like, why? Why the fuck do I need to put this paper gown? I went no clothes on in this stuff. What can I just be naked? Why?

Like why do I, like what is going to happen that you need me in this state where I'm like, I have a fucking napkin on. That's basically it, like a oversized napkin. It's probably a sterile thing, right? Steril thing or possibly because they're like, dude, you have a fucking 104 degree feet to take off everything. At that point, I had a fever, but it wasn't that high though. Okay.

You just went because of the dehydration. I went because I knew that like something was seriously wrong and I was not going to be, I couldn't drink enough to like make a difference at that point. Sounds like you. Did you, did you find yourself, was the, was the hospital nice to you? Were they like, shunning you? They, they, you know what? I don't need to be treated nicely.

So it was, so it was, so it was, it was, it was a big deal that I wasn't treated all that, all that with any kind of bed manners are not something that something that is, is a priority in the emergency room. So this guy comes in, he said he's my nurse. Does he'll chuckle? No. I don't have this strength to chuckle. And he's like, you could lay down in your oversized napkin right here. And so I'm lying there's like, you could lay down in your oversized napkin right here.

And so I'm lying there with like, I refused to not take off my underwear. Like I left my underwear on. I was like, I am not taking my fucking underwear on. I got to take a stand somewhere. So then he goes back in and he goes, can you go to the bathroom? I was like, yeah, I can go to the bathroom. I said, if I, if you need me to, I can. He's like, go and he gives me this fucking jug like.

That looks like it's for antifreeze. It's like, I don't know how fucking big this jug was. It's like, I'll do another going to be able to fill this. I said, and he goes, well, just try. And I was like, all right, and I'm sitting there and I'm waiting. I'm like, I go, where's the bathroom? I said, he goes, you can't leave. He goes, you have to stay in this room. You have COVID. Oh, man. I was like, so I guess I got to do it right here. I go, where's the bathroom? I said he goes you can't leave he goes you're you have to stay in this room. You have COVID Oh, man. I was like so I guess got to do it right here. I said He goes yeah, I was like, well, can you leave at least I said? I don't want to get in front of another human being right

And he just kind of I don't say that but I was like can Eric can I have some privacy? I said to do it and he didn't even say yet He didn't even say anything he just looked at me for like a two seconds and then just walked out and then you know I Was able to do a little bit of what he was asked me to do I don't even know what the fuck they even needed it for I told him I had COVID right I don't know why they're testing for COVID

But was it like a bright yellow pee? No, it's like fucking I was so dehydrated. It was a really crazy color It was like something like you know like as if you liquefied rust. Oh Oh boy It was bad. Yeah, so they gave me, they said I needed two bags. Holy shit. Of intravenous liquid. And the liquid, he said, is like, it'll cool off your insides. Because that'll help bring the fever down.

He said, and they gave me, I needed two bags. I got there at 330. And it was so fun. They have a TV, but there's no, there's no sound. And Wesley Slype's blade was on all right, but it was like yeah, you would think right by like it was so like digitized like like every two seconds the Over and over and over again, I wonder like who the fuck even keeps the station on if you can't even see one second of footage before pixelates over and over and over and over and again.

And so by... The like, we don't give a fuck with us. Yes. There's not a Navy club. And by 730 they're like, okay, you're going home. And I was surprised that I thought maybe they're going to keep me all day. And they sent me home by 730. It's like, so is there a prescription?

And I really know. It's like, so what do I do? You go, you take Tylenol, you just gotta beat it, it goes, there's absolutely no treatment for COVID. Yeah. Which is really fucked up considering it's on what two years in now. That's their answer.

That's all they got. I think there may be treatment for special people may get treatment. Oh, like if Q had COVID. I know, I don't know. I don't know. I had it, nothing. Like Oh, like if Q had COVID. No, I mean, I don't even know. I had it, I think. Nothing good. Like I think like guys like Aaron Rogers, Joe Rogan,

I think they buy treatments. The horse tranquilizers or something, right? Isn't that what everybody was saying? That's what they said Joe Rogan took, if I evict them in, or vitamins or something. Right. Yeah, but I wasn't offered that. I was like, I was like, come on, you know, I was winking at the doctor.

I was like, come on, there's got to be something you can do to give me semi-homewood. Yeah, as you can buy that from a guy in the alley outside the hospital, it gives you 60 octaves at home. Yeah, but yeah, it took me two full weeks to recover and feel normal. Two, it took me six, man. That's not too bad. Really? Yeah, I never had a fever though. It sounded like you had a rough ride than I did. I think I did.

Yeah, because I remember texting you and you said you had like a headache. I had a pounding headache and like zero energy, like none for six weeks. Fevers are, fevers will just make it your life miserable because you can't relax. You can't get comfortable. Yeah. In any way you lay down, you're just like, you fall asleep for a second, but the fever thoughts in your head, I thought there was a time,

at a point where I was so fevered that I thought my stomach was on the outside of my body. Oh my God. I started to go, this was like how I was thinking, and I'm in this half awake, half asleep state. And I never got nauseous with thank God, because that's the worst thing for me as being nauseous during the time I was sick.

But I would get nauseous when I tried to eat something because I couldn't taste anything. So just it's like you place tricks at your mind. Like you're eating something and there's no taste. It would make me feel like a twinge of nauseousness. And I remember laying down after that and kind of fall asleep and thinking that my stomach was on the outside of my body. And I needed someone to come in and rub it because it was

feeling nauseous. Yeah. Dude. Fucking bad news. That's the fucking. Let're fucking bad news. That's the fucking... This COVID. Yeah.

Got to say that though, the first time I saw Walt, I was a little jelly. I maybe wish they had gone to visit you because you were like COVID slim. Oh yeah, I got COVID. I saw that wig. Yeah. I was like, God damn, look at this, honey. Oh, I barely ate. Not because I didn't have an appetite.

It was solely because I was hungry, but then as soon as I put something on my mouth. It didn't have a taste and It like I said it just fucks what your head you're gonna and makes you feel nauseous because you're chewing on something and there's nothing there Yeah, I don't know how to describe it other than like it just was like weird and it didn't I didn't want to eat then You should have taken that as an opportunity to try all new stuff I mean like I'm gonna try fucking piece Maybe like I'm gonna try a fucking piece of fish. I'm gonna try a fucking raspberry Yeah, I remember feeling really nauseous but also being very hungry. It was like Too weird things so many weird signals going on at I hope I never get it again. Oh, yeah, I really hope it never rears its ugly head ever again

But it you makes you go like when you feel better though It makes you realize how I'm how amazing it is to feel normal To not have COVID God and like the end I had a lot of depression Because I had to fucking missed the Black Friday thing. There's something that I was so geared up for. I was so surprised that he did it. Oh yes, absolutely, but me not being able to be a part of it

was depressing to me because it was the first Black Friday in 20 years where I wasn't a part of something. Like I wasn't a part of the stash. I was trying to create this yeah This like feel good kind of zany cookie kind of like we're gonna stay open all night. It's gonna be a party Yeah, and I get sick and I apologize, you know to anybody who This disappointed I wasn't here. I don't know if that was even the case or not. Oh, I think people were disappointed You are in here. Oh, they definitely weren't.

I mean, if they were disappointed, get them wasn't here. Yeah. And get them got sick as well. I think, and I think we caught it. I mean, it's don't even think. Chuck came down the record like a fucking stupid idea, 30 second idea I had where we would put on the internet.

It's for Cyber Monday. It's not stupid, it was fucking hysterical. But it caught me sick though, because Chuck, we didn't know Chuck was sick at that point. And me, Gidem, and Chuck in a room for about three hours, it took to shoot that little spot. I think that's where I got sick. Oh, because he came down first with it. But I was like, fuck, I can't believe I'm missing Black Friday.

It really was a bummer. Oh wow. It was from Black Friday? I came two of the days. Friday and Saturday. Oh wow. Yeah, Friday and Saturday I came. And how was the response? There was so many people here.

That's all. I was not prepared for it. I thought he was annoyed by this. No, not so many. It was annoyed by it. We talked about this last week a little bit. It's like, I came here, you know, and I was nervous about coming

because I was like, you know, COVID, you know, I'm still not used to like being out and around people. And then I saw the line, there was no one was coming to midnight. I knew I wasn't gonna come that time. But what time did you come? I came the next day.

Oh, I see like five hours on Friday, five hours, I'd say. Yeah, I would say. Five hours. Maybe even longer, I thought you could come from like 11. Yeah, she was from most of the day on Friday. Awesome. I would say five hours even longer I thought you're gonna come like 11 most of the day on Friday Awesome So fucking nobody gave a fuck down if I wasn't here VQ's here for five hours I don't know on a Friday on black Friday. I was here for the I was probably here for most of satellites I did not realize I didn't I realized you

Yeah, well when you were when you were out I Couldn't leave my boy here. No, that's too Sunday and I could when you were out, I couldn't leave my boy here. No, that's too much. What's all Sunday? And I couldn't. Well, I heard Sunday was a real fucking light day, right? Yeah, Sunday was like 1%. Yeah, you told me not to come Sunday, although I was,

but when I came, I was like, I came in and there were so many people. Right. And I was like, this doesn't feel like safe. Safe at all. And they were all like, they doesn't feel like safe at all. And they were all like, they're a bunch of ants like sitting around here.

And then I had a couple of guests coming. And I was like, they're not gonna wanna, like that's, it's just, so how many people did you, were you expecting? I figured like people trickle in and out. Right, you know, there'll be people here. But once you know that, one thing he could buzz is about the building

that BQ is here. I don't know everybody's no one's leaving them No one's gonna walk in just by their shirt and leave they want to you know they want to smooth. Well, that's why we needed this room cleared Because I mean 10 years of experience with this by now. I know like people aren't gonna leave So like we need this room clear just so we have like a basically like a covid free type area maybe We did this room clear just so we had like a basically like a COVID free type area maybe Like I said I had a couple people coming by and I don't want to be like get you know This is what you thought it was now you're standing in there and but so then also so we would take pictures and stuff like that And then we'd come in here and then they clear out and then we'd go back out so it was like a tide coming in and out It was kind of was a lot of fun. I there were no I mean, there was one guy that I was like, all right, with this fucking guy. Yeah. I was like, I'm like, why is this guy? I mean, but the

third time I got threatened to get hit in the fucking face, I was like, it was really weird. I was like, what, what, why, I don't know why people think that the way to ingratiate yourself is to talk about kicking you in the face. So like, like, balls. Yeah, I'm like, this is the second time this guy's threatening me. I'm like, fucking 20 minutes. I was like, this kind of blows. But, but, but, but, but, you know, and even he, but he was fine. It was like, every news nice, it was good. It was actually good to see, you know, some of those faces I haven't seen like two years of this point.

Like it was cool to like see people and hang out and stuff. You know, I got to put my leg on display to say. I saw that. Yeah. say? I saw that. Yeah. Yeah, I saw that. That's something that was built by your hands. Built by my hands. I don't know why I have the pride knit that I do.

I can get it. I do. It's on display now. You overpriced it so nobody would buy it. Yeah. I don't even know the retail. You could buy it in box new right now for like 380 right now. OK, but no box.

And this box, I can give no box and the book and everything like that. It's got all the. Let's say somebody comes in this week and wants to buy it as is. Yeah, we price it a 5,000 first. We didn't want to buy it. First day it was 2000. 2000. 2000. It was 5000 because I didn't want to buy it. So it's back down to we don't know. If I can get if I can get a thousand for it you're saying don't don't take it i don't know it's just beyond this point you gotta sell it i built it if you get a thousand for it

nobody's gonna pay a thousand for it right i i it'd be q bill but i want to put the price to the button tears on those bricks price is on nobody buys it. But we can entertain a lot. 15? 15, you got a cell of 15. Okay, yeah, 100%. And I was saying as much as it was a bummer for me not to be

there, it also warmed my heart though that like you guys leapt in and just were like, that's teamwork. And like there is so many people that like, that really just is just really, you sent that kind of thanks given like feel good into my, into my body because like my, we did the Cyber Monday and I couldn't do nothing for Cyber Monday. We did it like, because we run everything out of my garage. So my wife and my two daughters just worked down there for hours, packing shit and Fill in the orders and I'm just sitting there. Can I get more high-see?

On the phone texted him like we're filling your orders Look at I see what we're done Yeah, I remember when we did the first vinyl cast I had my mom and dad and my girlfriend and Stacy all working like seven hours shifts to get them out. You feel bad, but you know, it's nice. Yeah, but I like I couldn't help at all and I felt terrible, you know, but they were down there filling orders and just it was just it's just amazing, you know, when you like when you need help and and help comes and drove. So it is nice. Well, I will say, though she is not here, I think a lot of that credit goes to Mary Beth

because she was the one that was running the store and I mean, running the store. Like, barking out to Rupert to go get church. Yeah, I heard from Rupert. Yeah, I didn't even remember asking him, I was so out of it. I remember getting a text and like my phone, a lot of numbers come up and I don't know who it is,

like because I don't have their names in. So I have to look at previous texts, but okay, I know I'm talking to you now. And they said, you need any help. And I just said, yeah, show up at midnight. And I didn't even remember even saying it to Rupert. And I saw him yesterday and he was like, yeah, I was here for hours.

Yeah, it was great. Yeah, he was awesome. He's a great guy, I love him. He was great. Victor and Alex. Oh, yeah, I was here for hours. Yeah, it was here. It was great. Yeah, he was awesome. He's a great guy. He was great. Victor and Alex. Oh, they stopped by, too? Victor and Alex stopped by. We were here.

It was really, it was a, it was like a little, a TSD family event, you know? They came together and then, you know, eventually becomes Brian and I hiding in here while everybody else was working. Yeah. But we got to losses. You get to do that.

You know, we took a picture with everybody. We didn't, I don't think anybody that came while we were here didn't get to talk to us and take pictures and stuff like that. I saw a video, the only video I saw was from Tom Mom sent me video. And I was stunned at this, like, of course in this little room,

it's gonna look even like magnified 10 times on the people around here, but he had this phone up high and he was showing like all the heads that we were at one point it really was like oh, that's so cool. It's exactly what I wanted And I but I wanted to be there I've got it to be there. I was a little surprised at Brian a lot of all the ants to go into every corner of the office I was a little surprised by the I would have done the same thing. Yeah, I would let them go anywhere They want it really fucking access

You're an aunt you're here on fucking midnight. I thanks given but it wasn't it was Friday afternoon Cuz like people want to come down that I think they want more than just like five minutes walking around the store And then be like all right see you later So it's like certain people were like they came in here. They're hanging out chat and like having a good time I get that but here's the problem though. One, people steal shit. No. Oh, no.

He can cut that out. He can't accuse the ads. Don't tell me that they said, don't tell me there's no light hand of the ads out there. They're out there. So you can't trust anybody. I, you know what? I would trust the ads. I would give them every single one. Every single one.

Every single one. I would give them my back card. I have my social credit. I need to read it all right here right now. One, three, nine, seventy. Not, not listen to me. Obviously, ninety-eight percent of me. It's much like your health.

90 percent of me answer great. But there's going to be the two percent. I haven't met 2% yet They're out there I've seen some I read it, wait a minute You might be right That was the only one So there was that, but then also it's just like

All right, but then there's a fairness thing because, because, all right, like if there's the same people It's not like once they come and sit in these chairs then that fucking leaving No, I knew that though But no, no, no sit in these chairs, they're not fucking leaving. No. I knew that though. I knew it. But no, no, I don't mean they're not leaving us

in terms of get the fuck out. I don't wanna see you. I mean, like, well then, like, then you got to back up advance that wanna come in here. And then who's hanging out in here? Who's not getting to see the studio? Then it becomes a fairness thing. And then we're in the middle of a fucking pandemic.

I just think like, I don't know. But that's the one of the things that's the only thing I didn't miss because I knew that going in. I was like, okay, how am I going to make it? Because like so that like a group leaves and another group can come in. And that was the only thing I was like, fuck, I'm glad I don't have to deal with that.

I'm glad we're all going to deal with that. That's why I was like the lady of Poltergeist. I'm like, oh, they're welcome. I guess like everybody at the same time. In retrospect, it probably would have been wiser to be like, hey, let's have small groups come in on Friday night, because it did get pretty crowded in here.

And I saw some stuff online where people were like, no masks. But to me, I'm like, no masks are required in businesses in New Jersey. And if you want to wear a mask, go right ahead. But I'm not going to force people if they don't want to. So that's the way I felt about it.

Like they can make a decision for themselves. Sure, yeah. I think you did a great job. And everybody else around them. Yeah, I guess. I would have had a sign up. I would have a sign up that said 15 minute limit, masks must be worn.

Right. I know it's gonna be dicey because, you know, it's like, oh, wait, I traveled from fucking Colorado. Where people came far, man, Texas. Yeah, it's tough. It's parallel and it's tough. It's hard. Yeah, that's hard. And that's why I said the only aspect of it,

I did not miss was that kind of crowd control aspect. I thought about it though. And I came up with a plan for the next time we do something like that. We need, and I don't want to suggest fanaticals, although it is right here, but we need, we need, we need, we need, we do. We need like, let's say there was a bar in the thing,

whatever we decide, just be like, hey, like, look guys, like we're having an aunt meet up here the entire time. So that's gonna be, You could do the bowling alley. We could do the bowling alley, right? And just be like, guys, you know, come into the stash and then like, we set, get them down there. You know what I mean?

And it's like, he's in groups over. Right. And this way everybody gets their chance to like bring that to the community is what we want to keep. So I was thinking maybe something like that. And yeah. And then I have to party the fantasy. Of course. Yeah.

I'm not saying fantasies, but yet I've said fantasies twice. I guess I'm saying fantasies. Because it was fun. It was fun to see people and talk to people and stuff like that. But I was really impressed by Brian and Mary Beth. Yeah, I mean they had to like run the show. Yeah, the only thing I had to change was the staying open for like 36 straight. I believe you made the right call. See, to me staying open that long was just so silly and stupid I just want it like I just wanted to create for the first time because I assume we're gonna be here while our first black Friday here

I just wanted it to be Memorable and I thought like we're gonna stay up on all night. Mm-hmm. It's it's kind of stupid In retrospect absolutely stupid, but I thought it was something that was kind of like, is like I said on that on the zany side of things, you know. Right. But zany in this situation would have equaled sitting around for like seven hours with nobody in here. Yeah. So many people came in and I was like, because I said, you know, we'll stay open from 12 to 3. Yeah. So many people came in in the beginning. I was like, it's got to be like 2 to 30. I look at the clock. it's 106. And this is, like everybody had cleared out by this point.

And there were only a couple of people left. Two hours nobody came in and I was like, I cannot imagine if I was sitting here. Right, no, I think you made it, absolutely made the right call. The only reason I would have stayed open straight on through from midnight to 7 p.m. or whatever it was Friday.

Yeah. You know what I've been here. Right. And I had bought, Yeah, you know, would have been here right And I had like I had bought get them the the baseball uniform as the office manager office coach and I was supposed like it was it was deflating to not be able to be a part of it, but you know Well, really good thing is we can we can do that anytime we want right? Yeah, we can doesn't have to be black Friday could be like we're having a Tell them like a Frank five day. Yeah, you know, hey bud. I like to Christmas the Santa suit

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He's good in the commercials that you guys did. Well, he's Marybeth said the same. She was like, wow, Gidham's really good at this. Yeah, guys did. Well, Mary Beth said the same. She was like, wow, get him's really good at this. Yeah, he is. I was impressed. I was impressed by him. Yeah, I was supposed to do all the talking, but what I went to, I went down the target

and bought a black mouthpiece, like a football mouthpiece. And I realized when I put on my mouth, I couldn't talk and I was like, oh, you gotta do all the talking, so I'm not just sit here. And then Chuck didn't even use the mouthpiece. He just went in and just arrived at out. And just blacked it out in post that's shock man He's not giving you COVID. He's come out of great ideas Where's this surrounded I mean surrounded by good people. Yeah, I don't know how we got so lucky

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like, I think I did something bad. I was like, what do you mean? You did something bad. And she says, she cut open the gel packs and poured them down the sink. And she's like, and now nothing will go down the sink. And I was like, why would she cut them open? That's what I said. She's like, well, I said like in order to recycle this stuff.

And I was like, wait a second. Now, I read what it said and it's like to dispose of. It says, cut open or it is cut open and dispose of the inside stuff. And then you're supposed to recycle the plastic, which is like, where the fuck are we going to recycle this plastic? It's like, I guarantee 99 out of 100 people are just fucking throwing this shit away. And the other 1% are fucking pouring it down the sink. So then I have to call a goddamn plumber. It really, what it like, it's solidified?

I don't know if it's solidified. Like at first it was like, none of this shit was going down. So I put Drainow down there to see if that would help it didn't help and then that actually it was fine It was fine for like three days and then it backed up again and then fucking nothing would go down no drain or anything So I had to call a a plumber any comes in with his snake, you know, you know, you can make the fucking thing 400 bucks That's a lot of money. It was a lot of money. It was offering 10 free meals to make up for a leave. I know. The plumbing.

I would have had to take it out of our menu. I couldn't believe it. I was like, come on, man. Why would you do that? She's like, I don't know. I'm not sure if you guys have ever seen this. But there is these Saudis. If they're not built in real tall towers or you know restricting women's rights, they're

having camel beauty contests. Whoa. I've never heard of that before. Yeah, evidently it's a fucking pretty big deal. Camels are beautiful animals. They can get even more beautiful if you use Botox on them. I think, I I mean is that like sarcasm no, I think they're like some of the most like

homely looking animals Yeah, there's nothing about them. That's like sleek or or that that kind of just look like like special horses Like special horses. No. Like contrabs. Like Fuzzy Moto horses. And yes, they, yes, but in a way that like where you feel sorry because they're so like, I don't know. I don't know. I never line up right.

Yeah, like on the truth. I don't like off the side. And Cudd is always like falling at her mouth. Is it? Yeah. I mean, I met a camel. He was cool. Oh, no.

You met him too, that little camel they locked me in the cage with. Oh yeah. Yeah, he was awesome. He was pretty cool here. He was fucking great. Any animal, any animal, like, in the middle of the eyes. The big hole ugly it is.

We'll look cute because it's so homely. But there's some animals that can't look homely. I'm so elegant and they're so graceful, like a black panther or a black leopard or even a zebra. I know what you're saying, but I think camels have that same beauty. I do. It's like, you know when people like you see a calendar

for all ugly dogs, you just wanna love it and you just wanna an ugly dog. You have it then, what is beauty, I guess? What's the nature of beauty? We all know. We all know. Well, I know what is in humans So these guys more than 40 camels were booted from a Saudi Arabian beauty page and after getting administered Botox Hormones and other appearance enhancing techniques that bumped up the humps. I guess so how yeah

What is it what does Botox do for a camel? I guess I heard Wow, yeah, what does Botox do for a camel? Like he put in his lips? Yeah, puts it in their lips. Like now that is just so stereotypical. Like here's some beautiful camels. You just, you've heard the stereotypes about like, you know, the guys from the Middle East

just want to fuck camels. I never heard that. I gotta be honest. But now that there's a fucking beauty page where somebody's like in lens credits. That's the one, like I want to fuck that. I've gotta be honest. But now that there's a fucking beauty page where somebody's like, it lends credit to one. That's the one, like I want to fuck that one. Really?

That's the one. That was a good looking camel. Did you see that picture? Are they judged, like, does their hump play into the overall judgment? Like, is like, a big hump, like a big booty? It doesn't say so. Or like a big rack. It doesn't say so. Or like a big rack.

Like a big old fucking rack. No, it doesn't say anything about the humps. And they have those spindly legs with those big and knocking knees. Yeah, I like that. I like the nasty hooves. No, come on. That's with a membrane between the toes.

You're looking at a pinnacle of evolution. Yes, it's like the perfect creature. I've heard that too, I said about a camel. It could survive anything. They don't have the drink for so long, they got that hump there. They're made for the desert. I went two weeks without drinking. There you go.

But see, where you needed a doctor's help, a camel will be like, plusy camel with the down on you. like the pussy have to do that sixty six million dollars in prize money the camels are judged on the shape of the oh you're right well uh... sixty six million in prize money but not what but not one camel win six no no no

oh okay it's about to find pepe the camels are judged on the shape of their heads necks humps dress and postures. Think of the a camel equivalent of the West Meister dog shirt. I'm sorry, this just falls into all the stereotypes of Middle Eastern dudes.

How? camel herder. I wanna say it out loud. Because that's what the camel's in. You're not gonna get a camel herder in Wisconsin. Right, but it's like, you know how in the South, you know, every dude's fucking a sheep. But you didn't hear that about, like, the Middle East, all the dudes are fucking hell.

I was young. I didn't care with me until I poured these. Well, they didn't eye-tie, Brian brought this up. I know, I know, this seems to be proof. I was outraged that anybody would ever say that in front of me, but now I'm like, how could I, how could I say that? I'm just rage-ing.

I'm actually, they're going through these kind of lengths to make their cows pretty well You live in a country that does child beauty pageants, so I wouldn't worry too much I would I would look to your own house before you so worried about I start worrying about cleaning my own yeah Wow, yeah, it's not just that either the beauty I mean they marry children over there I mean, they marry children over there, so I guess I'm gonna fuck them. I'm gonna do them. I'm gonna fuck a couple pounds of makeup on a four-year-old. Don't you look twice our way, fucking Saudi Arabia. You judge.

The beauty pageant is part of a month-long Royal Camel Festival, which features camel races, a petting zoo at the world's tallest and shortest camels. Museums and other camel-related pursuits featuring thousands of these desert dwelling beasts. The beasts? That's not a proper way to... We have the verbal. To, I would think, something so beloved.

Yeah, well, this is the post saying it, I guess maybe the Arabs would not be happy with them. And you've ridden a camel. I think I've ridden a camel, but I was locked in a cage, a Eastern style. I was locked in a cage in the camel for like 10 hours. And it was a baby camel. He was only a few months old.

And the mother wasn't around to defend him. No, no, didn't need an defending man. Camel was awesome. From Q. I don't know what you're talking about. His owner and him came in and they were so bonded him and the owner and then I bonded with him. He was awesome, man. Pepe, I won that was doing.

Well, seeming to be an adult now, right? She's got a couple years later. Years, yeah, three, four years. This isn't the first time a pageant has been busted by a buster to camel reader for employing band beautification techniques. Doesn't beast were also disqualified in 2018 after Handlers used Botox to make them more handsome. Ever considered Botox?

No, that's not true. I've considered Botox. I thought you told me you were two for it. Oh, I guess, yeah, I never went for it, but yeah, I did actually onto my arms because it stopped sweating. Oh, okay. But then the world shut down and I never went for it, but yeah, I did actually onto my arms because it stopped sweating. Oh, okay. But then the world shut down and I never sweat again.

After I got married and I saw some of the pictures of myself, that's what I considered Botox, like these fucking heavy lines up here, like when I'm like, haha, like, did you do it? No, I never did it. I did look into the price, what's it, what's a Botox treatment run now? I don't know, let's take a look. It's some, I said Botox parties where they do in the house. But is it somebody qualified to administer Botox? Oh, like it's a Mexican Botox or some shit like that.

No offense can be, but you know, Mexican Botox is not known for its priorities. But I heard they made an exception. They may not even use real Botox or they use cement and shit. That's to put your ass, yeah. Yeah, right? Mm-hmm. They have to know, like the person's like,

this is not gonna end well if I put cement in someone's body. I don't think they care. They only fuck it. They don't need to be on the plane back to America before it solidifies something. No, this doesn't seem that bad. Um, it says you can, in bigger cities, you can expect to pay.

Why do they have to have a fucking whole article about it? Dynamic wrinkles, static wrinkles. Here you go. Okay. Um, anywhere from 10 to $25 per injection. If you pay per area, getting Botox in your forehead will cost $250 on the low end, and at the 600 on the high end Most adults get 20 to 30 units in their forehead for their wrinkles and all 150 to 400 for Botox for your crow's feet. So that's what I would have been spending. That's not bad Wonder how long does it last anywhere from three to five months?

I look like such a mess though that I'm gonna be like, that's what I'll take care of, the fucking three wrinkles in my eyes from Jesus Christ. I gotta get back on the horse diet, wise man, it's a fucking criminal. Yeah, I'm criminal. I have a criminal.

I hear you, dude, I'm mom and the same boy. I don't meet pizza right now, but that's cause I'm so fucking angry. Although I've gone, I've worked out for three weeks now. Yeah, I'm back. Back at it three days a week. Yeah, I'm working out again sucks. Oh, yes, I had a rough. Oh, yeah, I had a public service announcement so so So Benjamin cat 17 year old cat is my boy. I love him. He started acting really weird This week, you know, he has seizures every

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motherfucker, he has a seizures, like something must be going on his brain like this isn't good hopefully tomorrow is better next day is even worse he's not acting like himself I can't get him settled down he's agitated his eyes on why the fuck open like blown open not cat's eyes and I'm like he must have a brain tumor or something that's causing him now to act this way and like I am not ashamed to say spent two days just crying. Like just weird tears is coming out of my eyes. What did you Google it? Well, yeah.

And that's what made you think, brain tumor? Or did you just want to go to like the worst case scenario? We, he, he, that's based on his history. Oh, okay. Yeah, okay. So I called the vet and I was like, I need to bring him in right now. Like, doctor's not here, you can come tomorrow.

So I had two days where I was like really like in a panic and I was just like, it was miserable, man. Just, it's a bit of, it's like two days of just like wet cheek, like worried about him and cheer like that. And then, doctor's um doctors like well what changed what changed. And and the only thing I think of is we started giving him uh CBD in the morning and at night, you know they they give the cats the CBD oil for the pain they give with dogs and stuff like that. But you just implemented that recently?

We only gave it to them at night to help them go to sleep recently. Recently started doing it in the morning as well. And it was like, I can't be it. Can it? Like it's CBD oil. So it went online and looked and there's all this fucking research that you really should not, it's not as safe as everybody thinks to just give your cat and dog CBD oil. And what happened was, I was essentially poisoning them. it's not as safe as everybody thinks to just give your cat and dog CBD oil and what

happened was I was essentially poisoning him and it was the same dose it was only like three or four more drops it wasn't like an insane amount and his it's almost akin to a poisoning slash allergic reaction that fucked him up so I stopped giving him all the CBD. And within the next day he had a mini episode, the day after that completely 100% fine. And I was like, motherfucker, fucking CBD. And I've been told by that Stigem CBD oil, I've been told by the holistic Vethigem CBD oil.

Nobody ever warned me about the overdosing of it. So it's just anybody out there that is giving this, like I would just urge you to look into it because it was, he's 100% perfectly fine. The fine, it was the CBO, he was like overdosing on CBO. What was this? This was this week. This week, because when I was at your place last week

and I saw him, I was like, this is one fucking chill down cat, like hanging up on a fireplace. Oh no, that's how he was normally. He doesn't move. He's like a stuffed animal now. Yeah. Yeah. He just, he wants to just be next to me or on me and sleeping.

That's all he wants to do now. And that's normally how we spend that days together. So it's unusual to see him running around like that. Yeah. I don't know. That's good. That is good information to relay though, because, you know, most people wouldn't even think that they think they're doing something good. That's good. That is good information to relay though because you know most people wouldn't even think they think they're doing something good

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Uh-huh. And just- Talkers disagree, I bet. Yeah, yeah. The medical community is still out there. They're still out and out with that. They're like, yeah, that in two bags of fluid. Oh, yeah, I mean, he could snore like a 300 pound man. Yeah, and right laying right next to that's what it sounds like like an overweight obese

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Yeah, I know, right? Like in an animal, I'm just like, oh my god, I just can't, I just can't have enough of this animal snoring. I think it's kind'm an answer. Why? Because I think snoring in humans is undignified. You should know better. You know what? It's like you've got the bitch of it, you can't help it.

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I've got in the hiccups. I'm speaking of Christmas. I wanted to announce the release of the Tellum Steve Dave 2021 Christmas special. It's gonna be on December 21st, a Tuesday on the Patreon and on Bandcamp, but it's gonna be late in the evening. Okay. Usually our Patreon releases drop early in the morning, but that Tuesday we're gonna, we need,

as much time as possible to get all the finishing touches on it and It's gonna be December 21st probably in 10-11 a.m. All right cool nice or good Things you know it's for the Christmas episode of some things we haven't tried before yeah I'm excited we're recording it this week. I have I have something special to bring in the show you guys Oh, I cannot wait for this. You can talk about it for quite some time. Yeah. I understand speaking of Christmas, you know,

Chuck of COVID fame. Chuck and Brad, his partner, they're having a Christmas show. It's next month should be COVID Chuck. Yeah, it's from now on. Yeah. Everyone just if you see Chuck, I'm not out of right Chuck, I mean, poor Chuck. He's having a live show at the smudcats. Yes, I hear that a Tom Steve Dave alumni, one of the players, the not ready for. Not ready for anything.

Has the players. He's going to be there. Oh, you doing it? No, not me. Somebody else. He's moonlining. Get him. Yes, you doing it? No, not me. Somebody else, he's moonlighting. Get him. Yes. Coach himself. Get out of here. He's been asking me part of the live Chuck's Christmas show. Wow, look at get him.

He's now the guy that people get to get eyeballs on projects. Mm-hmm. He's a star. Chuck must have noticed him in that commercial who've been like, wow, this guy can fucking deliver. Yeah. Did you have any him in that commercial have been like wow this guy can fucking deliver Did you did you have any feelings about that are you like whatever? Not not at all. I I hope it does extreme well for them and they go on the road and

You know why they're doing a regular thing well then this way we don't have to pay him every week, every week. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha like Rupert quite a bit. And he told me something that at first I thought he was fucking around, but then he's like, no, I'm serious, that when he got married, his one request was that the New Jersey devil show up, the actual mascot for the New Jersey devil. He told me that. I had, I mean, I hate for that. Oh yeah, yeah, I didn't think it was free, but I was like, I was like, what? What?

I'm a big devil's favorite. Right. But I've kind of like, you know, I find like, what? What? I'm a big devil. Right. But I've kind of like, you know, I find myself, my interest level has gone from a 10 to, if it's had a 2 right now, that's saying a lot because they're not on TV anymore. Yeah. Because there's been a contract dispute with the local cable company, my local, and so they're not being televised. But even before that, because they've been so bad for so long,

my interest level has definitely taken a fucking nose dive, but even at my heights, like, and if I was in 1994 as like Deb, so now I got the best idea ever. There's gonna be a guy, you know, who has stuff to animal, costume. What? She's like, I'm showing up.

I'm still on the fence about inviting Brian. She's like, what kind of stuffed animal, and what kind of costume? I was like, the devil. Get this. The Jersey devil. And she's still not entirely sure what should be in. And Jerry, and Jay devil's coming.

It only cost us five grand. Oh, how was she? Did you ever tell you how much it cost? It was a lot. Was it? Yeah. ever tell you how much it cost? It was a lot. Was it? You only get married once. But like, yeah, I mean, you have to think the Mrs. is a doubles fan who like who agrees to that, right?

Otherwise, she's looking at you like, you snore. Like you're undignified. Is there a mascot? There's a one mascot that you like that you look back looking back now you'd be like Fuck really wish I had to invite this mascot. No Maybe some of the Jersey doubles dancers They're got yeah, they got really NJ dancers. They need a gig 40 bucks to go to my wedding. Cute any mascot? I mean, Mr. Met. Gritty.

Gritty. I don't know, I don't know. Sandy, go chicken. The Philly fanatic. No, no, no, nobody I would want. Well, you're a Yankees fan. Who do they have? They're quick.

The others are too classic. Oh, yeah, fuck around with you. Do they hit a whole run? Don't worry about fucking selling shirts to kids. There's a watch the game and fucking 25 years. That's not true. You still watch games. I actually watched the majority of the games this season.

I had them on every day. That metanyaki's were running in my house. Okay. I take that. I apologize. I'm what would it take to get you back into the doubles? An exciting season? You know what it is.

It's like, it's almost like music and comics. It's like, my guys retired. And now they just bring it in like constant overhaul. You can't even, they don't even stay in a round long enough to learn their names, these players. And they all look like they're like 12. When I got into hockey, yeah, fucking hockey players were fucking men.

These guys look like they can't even shave. Yeah, I'm sorry. He's talking about the United States of America or a hockey team right now, which was it. It's so fucking weird. I mean, like these these are like scary-ass motherfuckers. Like, remember they used to skate without helmets? Yeah. I mean, I know these guys still are like, are still hardcore, upper tier athletes,

but they're not the guys that I grew up with and that I felt, I commiserated with, even though I've never met them, like when they lost, I lost yeah when they won I won I don't know if that's coming back anymore to stage in my life wow I think that is a that is a window that's only open for so long and I think that window closed because but some people that window is yeah for some people but for yeah I feel like I've aged out of that kind of like Wow, man.

Commitment, although like, but I just kind of funneled it over into a much easier fandom. Just one man. Tom Brady plays 16 games a year. I could fucking muster up the interest to be interested for 16 games. The NHL is like, oh, okay, we have 82 games. Oh, and then we might have 25 playoff games. Yeah, yeah, you're not, one third of your years spent just as fucking being tied to that television.

Wow, that being disappointed a lot of times. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And only out of those 25 years of being hardcore, only three turned out well. So 22 years of fucking depression and three years of absolute, unbridled joy, that's not a good payoff. It's not a good ratio.

No, but there's still your team. Yes, there's still my team. I mean, you're wearing the jersey. Well, that's because everybody just constantly buys me double stuff. But even though I want to wear it though, I'm still a fan, but I haven't been a good fan. I've been a bad fan.

All right. I stopped buying Walt devil stuff. Good fan invites him to his wedding. That's a that's a newber fan invites the mascot to. Oh, yeah, I got invited to I think you did too. I just didn't go to to Rupert's wedding. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, I just felt like I wouldn't know anybody there about Rupert. And I think you would be kind of committed to paying attention to his other people. His pride, his family. Yeah. Rupert, what the fuck? Hang it out with the fucking Jersey devil the whole time. Okay, let me knock this one out real fast. All right. And I would know

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That's right. It's so depressing, and that means that everybody's then forced like almost like gerbils in a maze to go to the few stores that are open. And it was like my wife went into one store to buy stuff for our daughters and she didn't come out of that store for fucking almost two hours because of the line. Oh my god. Jesus. Yeah. I used to love going Christmas shopping at them all though. I used to love the devils. Yeah, what's happening? Just why he's not.

Just got some work. Like the internet came around and you're like, what the fuck? You mean I could just go online and write this shit. Yeah, that's for a very bad. That's I bought, I bought our stuff from the internet. I didn't go at any store. Like I just, I knew what I wanted went online. They fucking send it to you. It's beautiful. You could even have a rapid fee if you want. Yeah. Are you guys all done with your Christopher Shobin? No. Now what does a

still a relatively recently married man? How many presents do you need? Do you think in your head to be like in a safe zone? Well, usually at Christmas, I get her a piece of jewelry so that she knows it's not cheap. So I don't really have, she knows it's not cheap. Yeah, she knows it's not cheap. So I don't have to really go out, go out of my way with a lot of presents. So far this year, I have three. That I touch. Three.

No, I feel I have three as well. Okay. And I feel like I feel, have three as well. Okay. And I feel like I feel, you know, married since 94. I can get away with three good presents. And not even in the high end just thoughtful presents. No matter what I thought for my true money. I don't think I don't.

Oh, really? I don't fucking like the fact that a guy who's only been married two years, thinks he'd get five or three presents. That's bullshit. You're too scared to stay. You need to do a lot more shopping and at that. You're only two years. He set the tone though.

He doesn't expect anything. You're lucky I got three. Yeah. You agree or disagree with that? I mean, a jewelry's a big. It's a slam gift. I'm probably if I was in... Is this a stereotype though?

It's like, you know, that's like only gals. Gals best friends is a diamond. I haven't got a diamond. I don't know, maybe, maybe are they all good gifts? Cause what I used to do was like a centerpiece gift, and then like five little gifts, like a t-shirt. Oh, you know what I mean? Like fun.

Well, how many, how many would, do you need to get, your significant other, if you have, a different other for me? I think I think the magic numbers like I'm comfortable with five. Yeah, I think the big one and then four little ones. Nice. But the big one I agree with that's a good number. Like two, what did I get?

Two. No, God, the pandemic just fucking robes the years. Yeah, five years ago. Yeah, I got what the fuck did I get? It was, it was, might have been a trip. I never, I've never gotten to, I've never done to. It's not something I've ever bought anybody really. No weird.

The first year I didn't get a jewelry, I got her, uh, lasak for her eyes. Yeah, it's like stuff like that. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I was gonna get her, this year I was gonna get her. I don't know, I just like eyes. Yeah, so I like stuff like that. Yeah. I was gonna get her, this year I was gonna get her. I don't know, just like to me, it's like, Merry Christmas baby, here's a medical procedure.

She loved it though. I know, but it just does, I understand that it is a good gift, but like if I got that, I'd be like, It's like an a pair of glasses. Yeah, I'd be like, well this is not fun. Right. Like, you know, someone's working an a pair of glasses. Yeah, I'd be like, well, this is not fun. Right. Like, you know, someone's working on my eyes, some wacko who,

again, I didn't get it done in Mexico. Like Dr. Kringles, some cement in the restaurant doing it. So we'll be out of here, but I got like one of the couple of the gifts that I got. In the airport plaza, I'm sure you've seen the sign because the signs are everywhere.

It's a place called Moriorn. Okay, I've seen this one. Moriorn. I'm talking about you. So the other night, I'm listening to them while I'm in the other room, a nice elation, and they're going, you know what, literally, look at the sky. My wife goes, would you guys like to take a class on Croixing or knitting and and both of them were like yeah, I would do that I would do that so I was like fuck I'll go get them gift certificates to more yarn

Yeah, so I thought that was a really good gift and the other gift I got was It's a cookie jar And I put the two dogs heads on either side and then I found this like high-res image that says Merry Christmas And I placed the heads like I erased the that when they're wearing like scarves like Christmas And I erased their bodies and placed the head so it looks like a professionally done logo you did this so I did I did it. Oh, I did it on my iPad and I brought this cookie jar With that on it. I did it on my iPad and I brought this cookie jar with that on it. It's just very Christmas.

And I, but in the past, it's, I've done the same thing using the dog heads or doing dog images. And I found it. It can annoy the children. Because they're like, why are you giving mom constantly giving her things with the dogs heads on it? You know what they look like instead of us. Oh really? Yeah, we want it.

And then like, no, they want to be the pictures he's giving. Oh, yeah, they're like, why are you giving her constantly giving her dogs the dogs? And I was just, I don't have a good answer. I've always kind of like, I didn't have a good picture, you guys. I mean, you're old enough to know this. We love the dogs more than you. You know. So what was the big one?

Please tell me the cookie, you said you got our big one, the big gift. No, I got our another gift. It's just like a jacket. Okay. Those are the three things I got and so far. Who's the thing you got and so far? I may go with, I think Q's was a,

I think something's telling me to follow Q's by and get five. Yeah, but they could be little things, like tiny things. I mean, when I used to go on tour, back in the day when the world was open, I would Christmas shop all year, because one who would be fucking March would be in Denver. So I'd find like a little shop in Denver and I'd see something weird that you can only find. You know what I mean?

And I'd buy it and then just put it aside. So by the end of the year all my Christmas shop and it was done. Now I'm in the same bed dash as everybody else to be like. But doesn't that kind of make you give you the hustle and bustle feel of like it does. It does, but I like it. But what would you get in gifts from your losing like the fucking ability to get weird gifts from all over the world but you tell them like man I was I was in the shit this year I was I mean I was out buying shit at the to the last fucking minute I was out with the with the average I'm gonna impress them, or I'm gonna make a speech. With a little people. Yeah, it's scum.

I've waited in line. Oh, I'm not doing that. I'll send Helen. I'm just trying to have it line waiting. What are your thoughts on a gift card? Because- Can't do a gift card for the masses. Not like a Visa card, but so a specific place like say Victoria.

Yes. Well, that's what I got. Like I said, I got a gift card to the more yarn. And I feel like that is going to be the, that's going to be the one that kicks it up. You know, this Christmas because I don't think they have any idea that I even knew. You even sick and you were listening. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, I wonder if they'll be weirded out there.

Like, how in human contact? How would you know? Just like my mind, my mind, my mind on the floor of my ear to the door. It's fucking tough, isn't it, too much? Oh, it sucked. It was terrible. I fucking hated it. I'm afraid I can't go for it.

I was sure I had it. Now I'm sure I didn't have it. You do not want it. It is weird, the isolation is fucking weird. You don't think that 10 days, we did it for two weeks or 10 days. 14 days. Ooh, if I did 10 and I was like,

you wouldn't think that it would be so hard, but by the end of the fucking like third day, you're like, I need to talk to people like this. Yeah. The socks, I'm so bored and lonely and miserable. And you're like, for me, it was like, I would wake up around nine o'clock in the morning. And so then I started to know the schedule of the channel

so that I could bear. Nothing good is on during the day. Nothing is good on during the day. Sure TV probably has somebody here. Yes, I watched my J when you guys were trying to sell the ring. And the key was on. I was really good. Thank you.

They cut out my favorite joke, but thank you. What was your favorite joke? They had these things on the ring. And I was really good. Thank you. They cut out my favorite joke, but thank you. They had these things on the sun. It was in for a brief second, but they put hamster water bottles all over the wall. But there was a big part of it was us having to, like the only way we could drink was these hamster things. And it was driving us fucking insane. And like we were losing it. And I thought that shit would should have been in there, but some stuff out the girl. Yeah, I really, I watched that in the height of being sick and it was, it still was, made me go, that's pretty fucking funny. I like, but yeah, then I like, I like to variety, so I'd be like, I'd be watching Hazel. I remember Hazel. Oh, yeah. Oh my god, it's so terrible. How was he? Dennis, it was like, she was amazing in the 60s.

Oh really? It's like a sitcom. Okay. And it's brutal. The writing is so bad. Oh my god. Like she wants a new, fangled vacuum cleaner. It's a whole episode.

I'm sort of trying to convince the ball. It's a big fight. Yeah. That's funny. Game show network, I would watch. Oh yeah. Oh's funny. Game show network I would watch. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. And then when I would like what I would watch that really brought back memories of being

a kid was at 10 o'clock at night on antenna TV Johnny Carson's on. Mm-hmm. And I could remember like it brought me back to times like the only time I got to really watch Johnny Carson was when I was sick and my mom was like, you don't have to go to school tomorrow. So she were a little avidus, watched TV on the couch and Johnny went to Johnny Carson would come on. And I remember that like that multi-colored curtain behind him when he was doing the... I don't know.

And then when they go to commercial break, there's like this weird art that they show will like back for more after this break and it just was I hadn't really thought about those about watching Johnny Carson being sick till I was on my fucking deathbed with COVID. You're watching it every night. It's like just like being my life's Johnny. I'll see you soon Johnny. I'll do your next guest. I'm gonna say, don't you wish, though, that like, is either one guy, like, if you could go back and pick any show to be on the IJ to get booked on? Oh, no way.

No way. I would take Letterman over Carson. Okay, yeah. Yeah, I was a Letterman guy. Magic Johnson maybe. No, probably not Magic Johnson. Letterman didn't have a show. Didn't he have a show at that like towards the very end when I j hit oh But I'm I'm either way. I'm sure we would not be on his radar no matter what I mean he's a legend

Who do you think is more legendary Carson or lettering? I know that's tough. I think Carson probably gets it Yeah Carson gets it, but as time goes on, I think people will remember Letterman. Yeah, I think Letterman was actually better at it. I agree. You know, he was more, he had better bits. Carson's bits are fucked up. They're so not funny. They're just like, it's just like, nobody gives a fuck because I think they're on at

one o'clock in the morning. They had Bob Hope on the other night. I was watching it and he took a pencil out of the mug, and all he was doing was climbing the pencil, so you could hear it. It was like drowning out everything that everybody's talking about, because he's banging the pencil on the table. And it wasn't a bit? No, it wasn't a bit, and they're just talking about things that nobody would care about. There is definitely no format.

They are just winging it at times. I agree. I've gone on YouTube and watched old cars and stuff. And I thought the same thing. I was like, well, there seems to be no plan. They're just like, they're laughing at shit that you're like, what's funny about that? I don't get it.

I don't know. I like that better than what a lot of it is now. I'm so like, we're a structure. I'm manufactured, I'm sure. Everything is so, yeah, it's like, there aren't really no surprises anymore. And it's all fucking... They all sound the same, it's all politics, it's all fucking...

You're just like, God, you guys, remember having fun? Does anybody remember having fun? You're right, though, because these guys look like they're having fun. But you also should try to make sure the viewers are having fun too, because it's like, they're talking about shit, and that really stunned me when I watched like a two weeks of Johnny Carson because it was just like so inside baseball at times. Well, they're probably also licked up and they're like this is more fun than we were.

And they're smoking on the set. Oh yeah. It's just like last week's episode of Spacewalkies. Oh yeah, you guys are smoking on set. We got a little, we got a, we smoked a little of the, no, the jazz cabbage, the, no. And you thought that was, the devil's weed. So how often have you performed under that?

Never? How'd it go? I don't know, I don't think well. I remember being, I remember enjoying talking to Brian, but I was like, I remember even being at the end of it, being like, I don't think we, I remember enjoying talking to Brian, but I was like, I remember even being at the end of it being like, I don't think we could do this again. Like, we're really meandering and stuff like that. This is from this week.

This is based out, space monkey. I'm gonna tell him Steve Dave Tone account. Oh, all right, yeah. Instagram. Space monkey red eyes. I'd never done anything like that before. It was, I had a blast. I just the entire time I was like I don't know what kind of Fact doesn't have an isn't make you like a gig Lord doesn't make you angry doesn't make you

Relax I think I just my mind roams a little bit more like you find your mind roaming more than it would normally do Well, I don't even remember what we spoke about. That's one, too. But I remember it was like powerful. Was this shit? Was this like, ganji shit? I mean, it was like government shit. You made you forget what you talked about.

I don't know. I mean, normal. You would just forget. I know why people smoke it. I forget. Yeah. Um, but I remember laughing pretty hard, too. So from what the feedback I saw online people liked it

Yeah, it was a good episode kind of What does it do to you Me it depends on the strain sometimes it'll make me really tired other times it'll make me like giggly and laugh and Have a good time. I Should load down tremendously. I don't vape anymore Can't vape price just poison. Yeah, just bad. It's real poison. Like all chemicals and shit in there that you just breathe in. Yeah, so I tell you, yeah, I laid off that.

Edibles now mostly. If at all, but Edibles, I think they take so long to take a fight like I wear so. Oh, yeah. Chiba. Chiba, the children in need. I watched, uh, all right. Yeah. I watched, all right. So I finally watched the show's succession. Have you guys heard of this?

I've heard of it. I haven't seen it. It's a U of HBO. It's, I do. It's fucking great. It's a fucking great show. And which is all everybody says about it. So I don't know why I'm surprised.

But yeah, it is fucking great. It's basically about, you know, Roger Ailes, the fox, the guy that owns four. It was a Murdock, a Murdock that owns four. It's basically about you know Roger ails the Fox the guy that owns four was a Murdoch a Murdoch That owns a river Murdoch. It's a take on him and his family It's all like and it's all these fucking people who are vicious. You would love it, dude. They are fucking vicious to each other to show you and it's real fucked up and funny So I you know, I just got into that good shot. Oh, dude so good. Did you watch um The Hawkeye? I watched the first two episodes. I watched the first three episodes.

What do you think? I'll tell you what, it is obviously the lightest weight of the Marvel shows. Absolutely. Also, the one I'm enjoying the most because it is following the comic. Like that's based on a run of comics. Is that a fraction one? Yeah, and I like that run, and it's pretty close to the comic. Like that's based on a run of comics. I'm having a fraction on it.

Yeah, and it's pretty, and I like that run, and it's pretty close to the run. I could do it a little, I mean, a little bit, I mean, I think, I like it, I do, I like it. It's real like lightweight type stuff, but I love that they're following the comics. Like it's so nice to see somebody follow the comics. But that girl who becomes the new Hawkeye though,

that can't be her real origin, where because that was the movie 2012 of Avengers, New York gets decimated her father dies. That wasn't in the book though, right? No. So I wonder how did she, how did she come up? Well, she was only young Avengers. It was a whole thing.

It was, yeah, she was a character before she hooked up with Clint. Do you think they're gonna get into into any kind of customary with her? Well, well, he meant her in this show already. Think they're just going to be wearing plain clothes. I think you'll see. I'll think you'll see them in custom. Purple costume.

Yeah, I think you'll see hope. So yeah, yeah, I like her a lot. I think she's really good. Yeah, I thought she was fine. Yeah, actually, I think the acting is, you know, it's definitely above. Yeah, you don't love it. I can tell. I don't love it. But I also don't. I love it either. I'm not like this is the guy saying yeah it's just I I when something follows the comics I feel an affinity for it more than people that

I mean I've never spent rumors and I like I said I only been up to two episodes but is Kingpin it? The third episode you see a hand and you hear some guy laugh and it does sound a lot like the front of the Netflix daredevil. Yeah, and that character is connected to Kingpin in that way that they presented it in the show, so I think everybody's thinking that it's going to come in. I saw, before I got sick, the last thing I did before I got sick, I took a home test and I tested negative so I was like, I told him, test, and I tested negative, so I was like, I told him, let's go see Ghostbusters.

Oh yeah? What do you think? Oh no, I already took a picture. I'm just saying that she didn't wanna go. You don't like it. It's everything though that... Is it the kids? Yeah, it's everything.

The kids were good. It's everything though that just kinda of like I've seen before though. Like there was nothing I haven't seen before. Well it's the third sequel to a movie. I mean what did you think that they were going to do? I mean I just feel at a certain point though like you should try to just give us something we haven't seen before. And I have seen kids take equipment that they have no right to be able to work

within two seconds and become the best ghost busters on the fucking planet. Yeah. That just fucking just tries me not to. They weren't really, they caught one ghost. Yeah, they had no training whatsoever. No training whatsoever and you're shooting fucking things. You're shooting, things you're shooting

It's a movie dude. I don't know I mean also those packs in part two were supposed to be like 80 pounds and that little girls wearing it But I hear you. I enjoyed it. I thought it was fun. I and you enjoyed How little the Ghostbusters weren't it? Yeah, I didn't mind it. I didn't mind it. I thought what they did was good and they looked so old. They did. They were tired. I mean, Ernie Hudson didn't.

Ernie Hudson looked pretty fucking good. But, I mean, all those guys look great. Like, you know. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if I want to see a movie of guys that old Ghostbusting. I mean, they look, they just look tired, but they didn't look terrible. They didn't look like on that store, but, but, you know, I'm a, don't worry. I mean, the phone call was so painful.

The phone call was probably my least favorite part of the movie, where they wrap up everything and then like the call, but, but I still liked it. I mean, well, yeah, I mean, you have such a love affair for this movie. I, I'm glad you liked it. I didn't need to walk in, have, I feel you need to like it. I mean, you have such a love affair for this movie. I'm glad you liked it. I didn't need to walk in, like I feel you need to like it. No, no, no, not at all. Not at all. Not at all.

Yeah, I did, what I heard was like stranger things, ghostbusters, I was like, all right, I had to allow myself to get excited. But I liked it, I thought the kids were great. I thought the part that I thought was going to annoy me the most I ended up liking. So maybe that was it. I liked it. I thought that I thought she did a great job. The grand daughter. The mother. No, no, the grand daughter, the little kid. Oh, the nerd. The nerd. Yeah. I thought, yeah. She played it on Tistic. I thought that was a cool choice like she played it really

I didn't think that really she she I Thought she was just like a like a total Like like somebody outside what's a quote when you're like you're so not a nitwit, but like Like you're so far removed. You're so much smarter. You're so much more like you're such an outsider No, she even set a one point Because the other kid goes why you so calm and she's like that's true. Yeah, she's like a What do they call it when you're so extra stimulation calms me she they she made several references to being kind of autistic and and I don't know I like that

I thought like if Egon had a granddaughter that would be what the granddaughter came out like. Do with things that I didn't love about it. They did that thing that I never loved, but they do it in every movie where when you catch up with characters, you just later they're all miserable and unhappy with each other. I do not like when they do that.

Why can't anybody just be happy? Like 30 years later. Yeah, but even that phone call when Ray was like Egon Spangler could burn in hell, I don't like that at first, but then when he found out that Egon was dead, like he looked genuinely upset and said, I thought they did what they could,

but that phone call was probably the most religious. I was just stunned. You get you hired these guys. I thought they would get a little bit more screen time Yeah, I really thought they would I was surprised at how little they were in the actual movie Yeah, they were in it for like 15 minutes at the end. Are you looking when they show up? I mean if it's a it's a great scene and and I like that they like when Venkman start going after gozer Yeah, like they know each other. I was like, oh, it's pretty funny. Like it gave me what I wanted. I liked it. What are you looking forward to more Matrix

or Spider-Man Matrix looks really good. Matrix looks awesome. That looks really fucking good. Matrix looks awesome. And that trailer is one of the best trailers I've seen in years, but I rewatched a Matrix trilogy. This has couple of weeks. It's trilogy?

Yes, trilogy. What's the third one called? To the Revolutions. What's the second one called then? It's Matrix, Matrix Relo? To the revolutions. What's the second one called then? It's Matrix, Matrix, Reloaded, Matrix Revolutions. I didn't know they did a third one.

Was it a cartoon? No. They did do cartoon spinos. It's a trilogy. It's a trilogy. I've never seen, oh, you've seen the first one. Well, you're probably gonna wanna get caught up

because the ending of it, they have to address on the new movie somehow. But the second one's okay, the third one is so unwatchable. It was terrible. Third one, I'm like, what is going on? I couldn't figure it out. We were fucking watching the station, it was over, I turned to her, I go, I go, what, I go, why are we looking forward to a fourth movie? I'm like, this one is so bad. I'm like, I'm like, what year was it released? I don't know, 90 something.

Oh, really? Before 2000. It was, it was, well, one to the first one come out. I thought the first one, not 90. 98, or 90 now. It was soon after. It was like, and it came out six months apart. That first one's so fucking good.

First one's amazing. Yeah. Yeah. And the trailer for this one looks great, but I cannot tell you how watching the third movie made me you can only see one Spidey or matrix what are you going for? Spidey Spidey Because they're gonna bring back

Especially if they bring back everybody they're gonna this then we think they're gonna bring out I want to see that although I don't like despite the trailer for spider-man I thought it was kind of boring. I agree with you. Yeah, well it hasn't really trailer for Spider-Man, I thought it was kind of boring. I agree with you. Yeah. It hasn't really made me go. Well, you know, it looks better than the last like four movies, or four projects that Marvel has released.

I'll give it that. I'm looking forward to it more than any of the TV shows or the eternal, so that's for sure, or Master of Kung Fu. Would they call that? No, Shang-Chi. Shang-Chi. Which I can't help but notice you with a Shanghai cheese stuffed animal.

Nah, that's good. I'm, I can try to be ironic. Failing. Ha ha ha ha. How do you feel about Matrix being directed by a woman? I don't know if I like that. I think it was always directed by a woman, Brian. Wow.

That's a welcome motherfucker right there. I don't know what you're talking about though. Cause what Chowsky brothers are both transgender now. So they're both chicks. What Chowsky sisters. Ask me again, ask me one more time. I wanna give that answer to you. I'm like,

I hope it's a little bit bad out. Make sure you use that in the opening clip. Yeah. Make that your new Twitter and your Twitter bio. They were always women. Shut down Brian Johnson 12 for everything. We gotta get out of here, Q. We gotta go.

Yeah, we're going to see the comic stylings of one self-alcanadon in Atlantic City. Yeah. Big show tonight. That's cool. Yeah. You guys gonna gamble or is it? I believe I might do a little gambling

and last time I was there, they cleaned my fucking clock. Yeah. Really? I lost like 1200 last time I was down there cleaned my fucking clock. So really I lost like 12 hundred last time I was down there Last two times I went down here man. I fucking walked out you know People like just walking out like me like man there goes a fucking play. That's a well Yeah, I haven't lost money yet in AC. Hopefully, hopefully I'll be back next week with the, the tale, a good tale.

Lucky the Irish over here. Well, I'll, I'll, I'll say, tell him, Steve Dave, and good luck to you guys. Thanks, buddy. Thanks, buddy.