Tell Em Steve-Dave - #508: It’s Curtains For Ya

Episode Date: February 21, 2022

Walt gets rejected, Bry’s illin’, TESD world records, semen sabotage.

I can't believe Brian Johnson is blowing me right now. And giving me a slingbox. We don't care to hear the fucking richest man on a planet. Taste my piss. Married since 94. I can't even imagine the instance of like bitch. You gotta start doing like more. Tell them Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave.

I'm here with Walt. Hello. And in the flesh, be cute. Hello. You didn't have to do it from home this time. Yeah, I really didn't want to do it from home again. You got to get out of that house. Yeah, I missed you guys.

Likewise. I missed the office. You did it last time you were here. No, November? Yeah, I don't think. No, no. December? Yeah, probably December. Yeah, I think December 18th. Yeah. Yeah. It was the last time I was here. Yeah. One time while. I always back got to apologize to some people because the timing's been weird with these episodes

mostly because of the snow and shit. So like this one will actually take two weeks to come out as well. Oh, really? Well, now we're back up. Well, I mean, it'll be where we're recording this Friday, it'll go up Saturday. Oh, so it's been two weeks since the last time. So it's been two weeks, just when we got here. Wow, then you're gonna hold on to this one for two weeks.

That's like, wow, let them sweat it out. I think it's more my fault than anything, right? Like my, because we just all hands on deck with the show. First week, yeah, first week here were too busy. Second week was the snow. So it was nothing we could do about that. Yeah. And then we recorded right away. So there was like that weird laugh. But anyway, we're back on track now, we're back on schedule. I mean, I've heard some rumblings, though. There's really people were, you know, pretty upset, you know, not no new episodes for a while.

And even complaining that some of the recent episodes haven't been bangers. Really? Say that TSD has lost their fastball. That's the rumor on you, don't you? We're in that season now. So this will go for a few months. And then we'll be in a new golden age

and people will be like, let's just bring it this episode. Let's just show all those doubters that we still got a fastball. Let's throw out an episode 97 at them. Something on just bring it this episode. Let's just show all those doubters that we still got a fast wall. Let's throw out an episode 97 at them, something on that level for this episode. It's too much pressure. What happened in episode?

Probably, I wish I had a head of time. Well, it was just the episode we talked about the pizza dominoes. Oh, yeah. Wow, I mean. Come on. I'm in, I'm ready to try. We got it.

Someone's got to be crying from laughing so hard by end of this episode. Who is that so much pressure? No, no, I think we got to get him in here. Why won't get him a hero on Mike anymore? He's too busy doing stuff around the office. He's taking his office coach. He's not wearing his coach outfit, so I doubt that.

I saw him in it once. You give him all those props, right? And he never wore it again. Yeah, I didn't want him just to wear it just for my benefit because that's really what it's called. It's cool. There has been enough traffic at the general store to warn him wearing it day after day after day. Sure.

And I want to, when, the next time you wear it for a whatever event it is, you know, I want it to be for pivotal and significant reasons. Okay. Fair enough. Not just the mundane day to day. Yeah. You know, I mean him just staring at each other. And maybe the dogs if they come in.

Wow, we got someone Tom Brady. Did you talk about that on anything yet? The retirement. I thought we'd talk about it last week. Did we? I don't fucking know. We talked about that last time. I'm gonna go in and talk about the Super Bowl and Pucknuts, which is coming up next Tuesday.

This or this coming Tuesday, right? Yeah, a couple days, the Super Bowl episode of Pucknuts comes out. Two weeks later, people are like, what do they think? What's only one week? Did you watch the Super Bowl, Q? I did watch most of the Super Bowl, yeah. Where Did you watch a Super Bowl cue? I did watch most of the Super Bowl cue. Where'd you watch it at?

This home. Really? I had a little Super Bowl get together. I didn't think that you would... No, I saw the pictures online. I don't know if I didn't. Yeah, so look like you're having a good time. You're not coming.

I didn't like it. I don't want to call it a party though, because it's not a party. It looks like a funny group. It's not a party. There is no way in shape or form that should be considered a party. It's a gathering. Well, who was there? What was the role call?

Walt, myself, and I get him. Yeah. Sunday Jeff was invited, but had better things to do. Huh, well, we should have done maybe, is how the Super Bowl party here. Get him suggested that. Yeah. I just didn't think anybody would want to watch it here though.

I don't even know if we get regular cable in here though. I mean regular like stations. Could have watched Pluto instead of the Super Bowl, but that may have been what we would have been faced with if we had caught God. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I see. So it was super ball, but that may have been what we would have been faced with if we had caught good. The dog, the other 20. Yeah, it was, you know, I don't really care about football, so it was, you know, fine.

It was fine. I didn't really care that much. I didn't win it. My whole thing is like, I only enjoy football because it just pisses the guys in the firehouse off on a win the football pool and I'm on like a five-year winning streak Where I always get something either the half of the coin and I didn't get anything this year is such a bummer Yeah For what? Good for the whole world I mean like we're almost not war with Russia. Nah, we'll be fit. Nah.

We're not going to war with Russia. Oh, thank God. Don't worry about it. Sorry. A few says. I don't even know where I got it. I don't worry. I'm still worried about it.

I'm still worried about it. I'm still worried about it. I'm still worried about it. I'm still worried about it. I'm still worried about it. I'm still worried about it. I'm still worried about it. I'm still worried about it.

I'm still worried about it. I'm still worried about it. I'm still worried about it. I'm still worried about it. I'm still worried about it. I'm still worried. Okay. There's no benefit in it anymore There's no fun war to be had in war anymore. But it was the last fun war Yes, I mean World War two is pretty fun for everybody wasn't No movie side you know No movies like you know, don't discount for it. No A fun war yeah, yeah No, but I mean no not a fun war but like Who would get behind it? I mean there's no

Is there gonna be but we just got to stop at the war as man? We just got to get along. Oh a piece Nick I'm like you know, yeah like what what can be gained from war at this point in this day and age? I mean, evidently Russia thinks the Ukraine with with Russia in the USA like what would What would be the gain from that and where would it happen? Can you imagine like a ground war in America like a Russian troops came? Oh, they're not gonna come here. No, but would we go there against the ship to stand on the fucking yeah send those russkes packing dam right man take that shit shall we be but it could be

but it could be for one of those wars that you're hoping for one of those old-fashioned wars where it's not like where you're fighting uh...iform versus uniform You don't think it'll be that no I think it would be that one of those first wars in a long time where you're not But the enemy is actually in uniform. Yeah, but we're not get that's the one That's the war I think a lot of people miss you know because you know That's the one that's great for television. That's got the most casualties That's the fun war like you know, you know who the good guys are and the bad guys are. That's right. That's it, right? That's what makes it fun.

No, right? War of the last couple decades has been, you know, like, is that peasant over there? Got, you know, have a suicide vest. Yeah, you're right. Their t-shirt. Huh. You don't really know who's the bad guy. And yeah. So this could be one of those like throwbacks. That's where the Russians are always good for, aren't they? Be in the bad guys. Like nobody's sticking up for the Russians. No, no nor will they ever. Yeah, they even stick up for China.

That's a weird one. It's strange, isn't it? Yeah, that's a weird one. I think people don't know enough about China, and maybe that's why they stick up for them. I don't know, but we wouldn't have a ground war anyway. Wasn't it drones and remote control shit at this point? Like what what is the point you can't take down Russia with drones?

You can't know what why? They're fucking there. This is not going to be like fighting, you know, the Afghani army where like, you know, they see a drone and everybody throws their gun down and runs back to there. No, I guess some sort of futuristic bird. You know, I mean, yeah, the rescues would be a far. You know, I mean, what are they going to do? are gunned down and runs back to their now some sort of futuristic bird you know i mean about the other uskies would be a far you mean what are they gonna do is i don't know how you define winning against russia

i don't know man it's a fucking we're what do they want the one to you crane to be part of them yeah i guess they want to absorb the you and you craines like now right and then the year like yes there's still like what we want it so we're gonna take it like when the fuck is that going to just stop? I don't know. It's weird. I pay less attention to shit like that than like the Kanye Pete Davidson more. Oh, those are the wars. They're going to be attention to. Yeah. Is it overflowing? Is there going to be a drone strike on Pete Davidson? I wouldn't I the way Kanye has been talking. I wouldn't rule it out. Yeah. And a lot of people are turning against him poor Kanye look man

I I got I'd have to be team peat and that one man. He's a stand-out boy. He's he's cleaned up His red a ric about Staten Island lately like what should he be? Yeah Trying to sniff around other dudes woman. Yes, that's kind of property Woman. Yes, that's kind of his property I think it's up to her. He's a married to her right? Well, they're separated. They're not are they divorced? I don't I don't know anything What differences to make it's up to Kim that's true. Sure chosen Pete I mean Kanye seems insane Yeah, I mean the stuff he says and the things he does yeah are not those of a normal

I don't want to go in being too hard on him, I don't want to human being too hard on him because I don't want to practical Joe just to end up at a diss track. Yeah. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha.

Like specifically aimed at you. Yeah, I'm like, I don't need this. Whatever, man, you guys sorted out. I don't want to be involved. Hahaha. I was telling him he had a drill track. You mean a drill rap? Have you heard about this?

There's a bad thing, right? Oh, it's like it drilling is like it's like the goal of it appears to be to kill each other. Oh, yeah. So the rap distracts about it's called drill because it drill and bullets into each other. Oh, okay. And they'll they'll it's like the 90s all over again. It's like these people are getting into the game just to diss other people just to kill each other. And you're like, what the fuck?

That literally kill? Yeah, like shoot, like drive by, shoot and kill. We should do a little drill potting with ice-hole comics. Oh, drill potting. We'll shoot out their tires. Can't kill them. That's a little extreme. We're not that hardcore.

Oh, I'm sorry to say you might have to go back to work at the store Why because you know how I buy all my comics digitally now. Yeah, they fucked up that comics. All you apps so badly It's unusable. It's it's terrible and I'm like I'm gonna have to go back to physical comics and I was like wait Walt doesn't Doesn't work there anymore About this how about we the general store has a little comic book section. Just one rack. I fucking like it. I'm gonna say if Diamond will sell us $45 worth of comics,

why not? Why not? Somebody's gotta be one. It's $45 American dollars. What, do they have a minimum order? Yeah, I think they do. Yeah, I think that there's a minimum order per month that you have to meet to be it. And I don't even think Diamond Carries don't carry DC. I think they can barely allow to carry Marvel at this point. I don't even know how

time and even managing to be on anything but life support at this point. Well, somebody's got to come through for me. What about your Staten Island stores? You know, I don't really want to go in and talk to people and see people. I just want to talk to you, bud. Okay. So you have to take your old position. I have a feeling. I'm going to go over that.

Well, if I was like, yeah, I'm going to start working here again. Well, don't even ask. Just show up. I'd go over Worston than Pete Davidson and with Kanye. Yeah, I kind of feel it. It would be amazing. I mean, I wouldn't want it to happen because I would be like my friend has lost his mind. But if you just went to the store, like it was any other day, just go behind the counter and start working.

I don't listen to anybody when they're like, what are you doing with my graph? But yeah, it's funny you should say that though, because I didn't tell either of you guys, but yeah, like last week or two weeks ago, I put an application in for a conflict store. I haven't heard back yet though. No. Yeah. What do you mean?

I missed it. You got to be fucking with me. You put in, how many days do we do wanna work? Whatever, I would really prefer part time. I said I work like 70 hours a week. But why don't we just open our own comic book store? Cause I think it would fail miserably. Oh really?

I don't think we would have any. You don't miss it that much that you wanna risk. Yeah, like I think it would be an absolute catastrophic move to try to break this into a comic book store. I I mean it's barely a general store, a TSD store. At this point, because we're having so little foot traffic to throw comics in there isn't the bang, the band that you need to get season-line here. But yeah, I was like, I was telling my wife, I was just like, I'm kind of miss working in the world of comics.

And I miss more of that employee discount. That's what's really fun. Yeah, but so I was up there the other day and I saw that, you know, just like, you like it here, you want to work here? So I asked a guy for an application, I can't believe, can you fucking believe that I didn't get a fucking call back? That's a week's later. Freze's the thing.

Can you believe that shit? What does that do for something my psyche? They gotta be intimidated by you. Why am I so scared? Oh my god. Look at the way he sees things. That's amazing. You're too good for them.

Yeah. It's a new me wall. It's a wall. It's a wall. It's a wall. It's a wall. It's a things. That's amazing. You're too good for them. It's a new me, Walt. It's the fourth new me on television. I'm positive again.

We're all going to look like shit while he's around. I don't think so. I mean, I wrote down my employment history, wrote down that I was on a show about comic books for seven years or whatever it was. How did you describe that? I wrote down, I appeared as a regular cast member for seven seasons on a show devoted to comics called Comic Book Men That Eared On AMC. Okay.

Wow. Didn't really, I didn't want to go to what? I don't want to like make it sound like I was bragging. Yeah. So I really just kept it at a bare bones minimum of what I could bring. And I said, look, I can bring promotions to your establishment through my social media participation

i.e. slash podcast where I can do promotions to help you move that product. Okay. Nothing. Nothing. Do you think maybe you were overqualified? Again, like, like, like, like, that they're, they're like, he's going to, he's going to leave him two minutes. He's going to, he's like, we can't afford him. Right. He's going to, he's going't afford him right? He's gonna he's gonna walk too much money TV guy I would if the guy had told me it was minimum wage and I said well, do I get the employee discount like cost? I want the stuff at cost and I don't even care what you pay me to Or or you could skip the working part and just tell Sunday Jeff what you want to have him order it through the store I feel I would put him in an uncomfortable position.

Oh, what? So I have an employee that card. Yeah. So yeah, but can I believe that like, they have to the first week, day 10 when I didn't get a response, I was just like, this is fucked up. Just fucked up.

I don't think so. I think they're intimidated. I think they're like, what is this guy think we're gonna pay him? If you had written on there, like happy with minimum wage, I'm sure. I didn't see a spot for that. I mean, the sheet, you know,

it's just basically a one sheet day. How old was the guy you gave it to? Um, 20. Yeah. Flamingo. It could be anywhere, it was actually a female, but she could have been actually

anywhere between 20 and 40, I can't tell. That could actually a female, but she could have been actually anywhere between 20 and 40. I can't tell. I mean, that could be a two. Middle age, middle, no, yeah, that plus your white guy, white male. Nobody wants me. I hadn't dyed my hair before, go up and take in the application. Maybe I shouldn't. It's like snow white.

I couldn't get people to fucking stand a closet. I mean, I mean, they people to fucking stand a closet. I mean, I mean, they would probably stand for a couple of touch ups, but I'll bet you that's part of it. Yeah, the demographics don't fit. You check in no boxes on the right side of the room. Should I sue them then? I would.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just, was kind of just like wow not even an interview. We want to call him right now. No, no. But yeah, it's kind of kind of deflating. It's heartening. Put you, it puts your ego in check.

Huh. You can, you know. Would you be willing to drive to Staten Island one day week? More than one day week. Oh, you want you know would you be willing to drive to stand island one day week? More than one day week. Oh, you want to work work. Yeah, how much the fucking bridge cost They're gonna lose money working there 16 bucks to get into Jersey and back. Yeah, I might that might eat into my Work, I just got to work

I don't know what you know, I'm maybe it's just like one of those winter, like cold weather phases, or I was like, I wanna do this and only reached out to one place. So, you know, but it kind of like really was like a smack in the face though in terms of like, you know, you're not the ideal employee at all. I think you are. No, but you are. For Tom Steve Dave.

And you're not even an employer, an employer. Yeah, yeah. That's that's it. That like at our age, like nobody fucking wants us, man. And I'll tell you what, I don't want that either. I've been watching any Olympics. I watched some of the snowboarding. Yeah.

Yeah. And was impressed, but I just can't get into it with a China thing. Yeah. Yeah. Can't get over it. I can't see past all that, huh? Why would they do? Would China do?

Yeah. Quite the pandemic. Sure. Not all three. And the snow falls. Who's a concentration camp, so they got like two miles away from the pandemic. Sure. This is a cause of concentration camps. I'm just confused as to why we're there. What do we do? Why didn't the United States bow out of it? All these corporations that are fucking just dove right in.

They're like, fuck it. I guess it's the president of China, as would they call them or the premier maybe I don't know he said if There's any thought of America backing out of the Olympics. There will be hell to pay Basically threat that yeah, and we went anyway that that would have been fucking that signed for us to be like all right We're not coming now what yeah exactly. Yeah, yeah, it was like fuck you. That's what, what happened to America? Like in the 80s, they would have been like, fuck you. Every, everything is calculated to make sure that you're not criticized on social media.

Yeah. Every move. Because I do it all the time. Well, you didn't do it too well over the Super Bowl. Why? Because the picture, the selfie of the three of us, you're curtain in the time. Well, you didn't do it too well over the Super Bowl. Why? Because the picture, the selfie of the three of us, your curtain in the background, it took some hits. I don't know. They said that it looked like a doily. They said that it was ugly.

Somebody like, is it somebody who is it somebody that we can ban from ever listening or? We're just talking about how people are like, you guys are starting to suck. I don't think we want to ban people now That was only like one or two people can I see the curtains most of it? Yeah, and most of it was Did you guys have to stay quiet? I felt you guys were respective of the noise Um, I felt you guys were respective of the noise, keeping the volume at a respectable. Yeah, I think we cheered too loudly. Yeah.

You know, I like the curtains. I don't see what everybody's talking about. I don't see a problem with it either. Yeah. I think it was the lighting too. You didn't even give me a chance to get the, right in the lights up. You just took a selfie, a haphazardly,

didn't even have it like, give us a chance to like, to arrange the curtains away that they would reflect the light properly. Or maybe stand away from the curtains. Yeah, you know, give us a black wall, like it's a fucking, like it's a mug shot or something.

Yeah, so that was surprised to see. What happened at the party? Like what, what, what, what was you guys doing at food. Did you guys what Walt He texted me so that's what I like to drink home and Went over there. He had got some pizza. There was a warming tray with some pizza rolls and some chicken nuggets and and materialistic very good materialistic

and mozzarella sticks, very good mozzarella sticks, I might add. Oh yeah, thank you. I don't eat mozzarella sticks, so I'm not sure what a good mozzarella stick is. I didn't even get to thank the hostess. Yeah, she didn't come out to say hello. Yeah, did you see also in China, there was this lady, I think, I can't be sure, I can't say 100% certainty, but she, I think she was part of the Olympics, and she had accused somebody in the high up, higher up in the party, the political, you know, communist party or whatever, that she tweeted or something that he sexually assaulted

her. There was some kind of election, I think it was a tennis player, yeah. And it's she took it all back though. Yeah. I guess it never happened. Wait, why? Right? Because why else would she say it never happened? Yeah. I mean, she was she was lying. You gotta be careful with these. She even made it to, well, I mean, she said that she was lying because she's going to be told otherwise. Yeah, I assume that she had to admit that she was lying. Yeah, I mean, cause it was kind of detailed like everything that went on and they're like, the next day, she's like, oh yeah, all that stuff I said,

it was just a misunderstanding. She literally said it was a misunderstanding. Yeah, but I think everybody sees through and through that. But that's the thing. But go China, you fucking assholes. Well, who's saying that? They're the fucking liberals, man. Liberals are saying go China, right? You fucking assholes. Well, who's saying that? They're the fucking liberals, man. Liberals are saying go China.

If you're like, oh, the China flu, they want to fucking string up by your balls. For something as simple as that. I think they're big bad. They're big backers of China for some reason. Well, I think the China flu thing was about, what was the term they were using? Kung flu?

Kung flu-y. Yeah, was about Americans. Like wasn't about like China. It was about like... Nobody got to a point where you couldn't even call the Chinese flu. Right, because they were saying like that people are like, then walk down the street and see like Americans

of Chinese descent and are like, get them! I think that's what they were saying. I don't think any quote-unquote liberals will like, don't make fun of China. Some people, I don't know. When I wentquote liberals will like, don't make fun of China. Yeah, some people. I don't know. When I went online, he go on Twitter, man. Yeah, there's some old,

there's your first problem. Ultra lefties out there, man. Well, they're the, I mean, it does seem like the world's kind of starting a head-sane where like the fringes are starting to getting, I think everybody, are you guys getting the sense that everybody's starting to come to the realization that we've been listening to the crazies on both sides? Yeah. I'm starting to get that feeling. Yeah. I think people are tired of

They're tired of the pandemic shit. They're like look we can handle it. Yeah, like with the the trucker and the freedom convoy's and shit We shouldn't need them. I don't do away with the masks with you know in certain situations. I don't know. I don't know. Just do away with the masks, with, you know, in certain situations. I don't know. I don't know how I feel about the, the vaccination, because on one hand, I'm like, it makes sense. I got it. I'm triple-vax, baby. You know, I got it because I don't want to fucking get, get COVID.

But it is, I do find it weird that a government can come in and say, you have to put this into your body. Yeah. You don't give a fuck what you say about it. And if you don't put it in your body, you're not allowed to. You're unemployable. Yeah. When you lay it out like that, it sounds fucked up. It sounds insane, right? Yeah. Yeah. It does. But at this, but I don't know. I know people who still don't have the vaccine, they just won't get it. And they won't go in. But I mean, the thing is like, I certainly think that private places have the right to be like, look, if you're not vaccinated, I don't want you in my store. Private places like stores and shit like they seem to be able to do anything.

Yeah. Except stop shop lifters. Like that seems to be the only thing that private corporations can't do is get a security guard to fucking Billy Club somebody on the head as they try to walk out of a fuck on. That's gonna trade our jules with 10 sticks. But I mean, people just, they're shutting down stores and stuff

because they're like literally the shelves are bare because people just come in take the stuff and walk right in. Yeah, when Al Sharpton's complaining about that stuff and like, wow, this is good. Yeah, I wonder how that would fly at like our local radiator wall greens if I just filled up a bag full of shit and walked out. Did I get stopped?

I bet you it flies the same way everywhere. The same as in the cities. I bet you nobody does anything to stop you. I think they've been told, you know, not to intervene Why would you you're gonna fucking risk your life to save right AIDS and fucking toothbrushes? It's like I don't get it Take it. It's like I'm my job to stop you from doing it If they want to save money, though, just get rid of the fucking security guards because they like they're impotent It is weird how those but they can't but they can't do anything. Why would they do anything?

Right. There's nothing to be done. Nothing. Nothing. Unless, you know, you want to make it so there are consequences for doing it, but... For you to be. Yeah. There was. They talk about people who, like I was reading earlier today about some guy who's like, their like career criminal. He's been arrested 97 times, walks free with no bail after he fucking did something fucked up again. And that's the kind of shit I think people will eventually. That's the next thing that people can be tired about tired. Maybe. Well, I'll tell you what, I don't think that any of this conversations is going to lead to the fucking laughter that we're talking about. I was like, I was like, how long have we been going?

26 minutes. So I don't know, have we hit anywhere near episode 97 yet? Any of the heights? Does anyone want to hear about how I've had diarrhea for two months? Yes! Alright, yeah! Now it's talking! Two months! I have to, probably, no less than that. But...

I haven't checked into why or you're just not letting me fly. I haven't been waiting on my day. No, I can't let it fly anymore. It's too fucked up. I multiple times a day is every is every time every time. And I know this is disgusting for most people. You're probably not cracking up right now. That's okay. Yeah. It's funnier than the Chinese. It's not as funny a shoplifting, but funnier than the Chinese shit. Yeah, I have to go to a gastro guy because they might stomach no matter what I eat, no matter what I eat or drink, it burns like indigestion and heartburn and stuff, the fucking

bathroom antics. And then like, well, I'm lying there at night. It's like, you know when you're stomach growls because you're hungry, it does it all night long. Well, not hungry. Not growling, no. like, you know when you're stomach growls because you're hungry, it does it all night long. I'm not hungry. Not growling though. No, it's just making like, yes, like digestive noises and shits.

Like, sexy noise like, burr. Yeah, Mary Beth gets so wet. So, so, so yeah. Yeah. She's like, where are you going? You got diarrhea again? Oh, my God.

Maybe. Oh, so hot. Really, two months, that's a long time. Yeah, you know, people who are listening and they're probably correct would be like you're fucking stupid for waiting this long to go see the gastro. I just hope it would correct itself.

Oh, wait, so, yeah. Do you think it's the cola? No, because I dropped the cola for a while. Oh, okay. Yeah, that wasn't it. I don't know why it was, I thought it was milk for a little bit. Turn it into lactose intolerance. I thought it thought, because it was a stretch where,

it could be though, it could be the milk, because I had this like, high it'll hurt any of this tear in my softness or whatever it is, and they sewed it up, they fixed it. But maybe it's coming apart, I don't know. Maybe like you know. So there's acid leaking? Yeah, it could be. I don't got acid reflux though. I don't get that, but it could be apart, I don't know. Maybe like you know. So there's acid leaking? Yeah, it could be.

I don't got acid reflux though. I don't get that, but it could be like, you know, leaking into my stomach or whatever. Does this curtail like activities, like plans you may have? Like you want to go here, honey? And you're like, well, no, I can't because, what if I get the big D while we're out? No, that hasn't been an issue yet, but I have, I have not done, like,

I as it happened with her, but I have stayed close to home on a purpose for that very reason. Just because I mean, it's not like I'm a closer to home than usual. Right. Yeah, which is like, just home. I never go anywhere. So you don't go and get the mail in. Yeah, because that's as far as I picture you. You pass by my house, you see the car there every single time. Oh, fucking go anywhere.

That drives me crazy too. It was so nice, like these last couple days, until today when I got Wendy and cold, but I was like, oh my god, this is, this is right. It's like, it does get nice here sometimes, because it's been so shitty and blustery and cold and fucking nuts isn't it? Pressing, I hate it. It's, I hit that, it happened to me about a week ago, two weeks ago where I hit me and I was like, I can't do it anymore. I need warm weather. It's actually going to fly in L.A. for a few days, just to fucking be out with the warm weather is my buddy's out days, like

it's 82 degrees. Oh, fuck you you spring is coming. It'll be here between you know, it's well You know it. Yeah, something to look forward to You know what you that's what you need in life is things to look forward to yeah You have them and you don't have anything to look forward to and you don't appreciate it then dude You're so right about that But I'm having a hard time coming up with things that look forward to aside from my demise. Oh, yeah. Well, what about solid bowel movements?

That's a big thing, you know, at 4.54, yeah, that would be pretty sweet. I love to ask the doctor because the, So you think this calls for a finger? No, I don't think so. Okay, good. Yeah, I get the finger once every six months, and it was just there recently.

So if the finger, if the finger comes out, you would be, you would be surprised. Oh, it would be disappointed. Yeah. I think the doctors like that fucking, that Dutch boy with his finger in the dance. Yeah, look, you better not take it out now. No.

It's like the brown shining when it just comes out of your mouth. That's a little down. It's not a damn you want to uncork, son. Oh, man. Do you eat a lot of fast food, or do you need a lot of like food prepared by restaurants? Maybe the misses has to start cooking more and home more bland.

It's a floppy on rice. Ugh, good. I would say like half and half, half and half, yeah, probably, but I did. I told her I was like, because it was a stretch man or she wasn't cooking at all. I was like, bitch, you got to cook, man. Like, you got to cook stuff.

I don't want to eat this shit every night. I figured out why she's not cooking. I'm going to eat this fast, when shit every night. Bitch, you say. She loves dorkdash. Married since 94. I can't even imagine the instance of like bitch.

You got to start doing black more. Instance from like bitch It's an insurance that whatever I'm asking more of will never happen She might be sprinkling shit in your food to give you diarrhea like maybe you got off she could be there was a stretch Right it's a specter of poisoning me with Jasmine sent it half and half and the lake. And Annie freeze. I like it now. This is nice sugary ice cream. It's just easy to freeze.

It's like green. It looks like Gatorade. I've watched too many episodes of forensic files to be tricked by a bitch. Yeah, by this bitch who is trying to fucking poison me. Do you, would you say that you're sliding into a depression or would you say you're into the turn? I would say it's weird because like coming here today, yeah, it lifted.

I felt good. But days before this, it's pretty bad. Yeah, it got pretty bad. How long? I would say since before Christmas it's been a downward. Oh shit. Downward spiral. The other day I was sitting there and I was like,

someday I'm going to die. And Mary Beth and Sage will still be around. They'll still, they'll go on living because that's the way the world works. I was like, so that's proof that they don't need me. You know? Well, it depends on what happens after you die. So if I were to die today, you know,

I'm like the same thing applies. Well, that's really neat. Weird because like, what an odd thing knowing you as long as I did. And the reason that you were in a relationship for way longer than you should have been was the feeling of if you left that person, they would never be okay. As I recall, you were like, they're going to end up chained in a basement. Right. And now the exact opposite way, we're for whatever reason your wife you're

like, she doesn't need me. If Mary Beth and Sage are chained in abacement, so be it. But that's not even your concern, you're like, they're going to thrive without you. Yeah. But why, that's so both are unlikely. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I just, like, I just sometimes I just, I just have thoughts. I think thoughts. Yeah, dark thoughts. I think that's everybody though, right? Oh, sure, yeah. Yeah, everybody starts to think, you know, a little bleaker at times.

But yeah, that's a perfect word, bleak. It's just like my outlook on life and life just seems bleak, but it's not. Like, if I take a step back and I think about the things that I have and the job that I have, I'm like, it's not bleak at all. So what the fuck? What the fuck, that's it?

What the fuck, yeah. It's wrong with me. It has to be like you said, it's you're coming out of it though. So the worst is over, right? Yeah, it's I think so. Are you still on medication stuff? Yeah, I stopped taking one of the medications because it was so expensive. And that's when it really I think so. You're on medication still? Yeah, I stopped taking one of the medications

cause it was so expensive. And that's when I really started getting bad. So I was like, which one is that? A billify it's called. How much is that? It was like 400 bucks for three months. I mean, dude.

Where's the stuff? Yeah, that's not that much. That's not that much money to pay for to not feel bleak. I didn't know what was going to happen though, like because I went to shop right, and it's like I got three prescriptions. This was one of them. And she's like, oh, that's $479.

I was like, what? I forgot what the fuck do I'm going to do? Am I paying insurance premiums for it? This shit's going to be so expensive. So I was like, well, how much is this? And how much is that? And that's like the two were like 79 bucks. And this, the billify was 400, I was like,

and I know once you pay into it, then the deductible goes down and all that shit, but it's like, I'm just so tired of fucking fork and money over to people for everything. You have a tire to pay for shit. Something that benefits you directly, bro. This isn't the anti-angry shit, right? Like that.

No, that I had to keep going. Yeah You like I could have told me very bad about the way you didn't cut out the anti anger Right, so it's backing towards the door just like just the killing yourself, right? Wow, you got to get back on it, dude. Yeah, I started taking it again. Oh, all right. Great. Everything's gonna be fine then.

I started, yeah. Better living through chemistry. I guess so. I've been trying to, I've been trying to, like, as I go to Dr. And I'm a man, I would try to get a shrink through the health insurance. Another thing that I'm like, how is this legal? Where, like, they have, you know, the list of people that are within that work and shit, and nobody ever calls you back.

I feel like I'm applying for a job at a company book. Right? Right. Even online, like most people I know doing therapy is just doing an online, you can't get in there. No, I can't get Adderall online. Can't get Adderall online. Right, the guy, even though you can get it online,

this asshole doctor that I have is like oh I'll look into it and then of course you never close your back right I Know people like Adderall for different reasons, but for me You know, I've been taking a sense 2008 and it really it worked it worked very well for me. Yeah, and it's Like quality of life has suffered since the doctor Took it away the one that I was getting it from. For the stupidest fucking reason, too, because I was like, oh, well, the doctor took it away.

It sounds like I did something wrong. But this doctor became part of a group and the group decided that if you were prescribing something to somebody that you hadn't originally diagnosed them with, then you can't give it too many more. to somebody that you hadn't originally diagnosed them with, then you can't give it to them anymore. And since this doctor wasn't the one who originally diagnosed me with ADD, but can he just diagnose you with ADD? That's what I think,

but I think they're on them about narcotics. Like they were big. It seemed final when... Right. But everybody I know has everybody is a possible that you don't know everybody I talk to you has it it's it's it's what at all you know multiple people who have it yeah so many people I know around it

and it destabilizes moods makes you uh brings your mood up it definitely brings your mood up but it clears your head. It stops all that external stimuli from crossing over and helping me. I can barely read, like because my thoughts are just everywhere, you know. You can barely read what you mean.

Like to sit there and pay attention, like I'll read like a paragraph and then I'll reread it because I'm like, I'm not. And what happens when you're reading it and you're thinking of something else while you're reading it? Yeah, yeah, just thinking of something else. Or like, you know, like, I'm a little good,

like, literally, sometimes a sentence. I'll have to reread because I'm like, wait, what happened? TV shows, same shit. Really? Yeah. Used to be so good at TV. I know it was awesome TV watcher. One thing I have going for me.

Neighbors have come around to look at me through the window. Look at them. Damn. Focus. Leave. Right there. Take a look son. That's the best TV watcher you'll ever seen

Wow even TV though. Yeah, so you're you get you get you find yourself being distracted from the TV show you're watching Mm-hmm. Yeah, sorry thinking of something. It's a quality TV shows Sometimes that could be it, but usually something I was, uh, I watched that the shit I watched is pretty good. Unless my best friend in the whole world, uh, recommend something that I'm like, is this mother fucker brain damaged? Like, why would he tell me to watch this? It would be cute. Why, what was it? Letter Kenny. You know, like, Letter Kenny?

I can't stand it. I'm kidding. I know. And I know a lot of people like it. Wow and Mary Mary Beth likes it Although it's a Canadian TV show Sort of like along the lines of trailer park boys a little bit sure yeah, I could see that But I don't know what it is, but I'm like I can't I don't like any of these characters except for like Glenn the preacher I really like a lot great the four main characters. I don't like any of them. I don't like the hockey players I like Stuart enrolled the skids sure. Yeah, they're good. I like them, but wow I told Mary Beth. I was like I'll hate watch it for the rest of the series with you, because there's only like another season or two.

But I was surprised that you liked it so much. Why? Because it's like, it's the same fucking show every single time. And it's like, it's really about nothing. It's like kind of like a side-filled almost. Yeah, I mean, when you cram it together and just binge watch it, you do notice that they love going to certain wells. Yeah. But I like the characters. I think it's funny. and just binge watch it. You do notice that they love going to certain wells.

Yeah. But I like the characters. I think it's funny. I think it's like, there's really nothing else like it on TV right now. And I agree with you. Yeah, and I like it. I don't know, I find it funny.

I do. Def-fartbook episode is so funny to me. Oh, God. I thought it was a star, because I was dying lamp. But all right, hey, man, what are you gonna do? Do you watch Peace Maker? Do you watch Peace Maker? Do you watch Peace Maker? I haven't watched it yet.

I watched the first four episodes. Yeah, I fucked it like Peace Maker, man. I'm waiting to that shit. I am anticipating watching it. I look forward to it. Like, is it all done now? It's all done last episode. Okay, that's what I'm gonna do.

Hey, it's got a second season. Yeah, already got picked up. Yeah, already got picked up. It's season zero. That's good. He's great. Cena. Yeah, I'm surprised at how great he is.

Yeah. It makes sense, right? I mean, like being a wrestler, he's a performer, he's an actor basically. He's considered one of the greatest wrestlers of all time. And he- Who has considered the greatest of all time? Is it Andre still? Uh, no.

I don't think Andre was ever considered the greatest wrestler of all time. Because he didn't really move that much he was just huge and and a character but he wasn't like like he wasn't really like wasn't beloved no he was beloved but but you're talking about like wrestler i mean he still beloved but like he mainly especially later in his career just like held on to the rope

it's just like people but he was you know i grew up he was, you know, I grew up, he was the biggest thing ever. Paul Kogan considered the greatest wrestler. He might have been, he'd do well to himself. Am I talking like now, like Babe Ruth era stuff? Like, are these guys considered like, like silent movie era wrestlers?

No, I think if Paul Cannon had that, that, 16. The sext day he'd still be in the conversation. I think a lot of people still think that way. But like like you know There's guys today. They're like Austin. It's he's don't close. He's awesome. He'd be a lot of people's He wouldn't be mine, but he'd be a lot of he'd be a lot of people's I think like like a silent arrow would be like that guy would like Bruno San Martino San Martino

San Martino like I know you do but like I mean, I'm sure, even like somebody was like, how hardcore wrestling they might not even know who Bruno is. No, he just died like a few years back. We're talking about a guy from the 50s, right? Yeah. He was my dad's favorite wrestler. So I mean, maybe I do have a little bit of...

Did you watch wrestling with your father? Oh yeah, yeah. I've been watching since I was like a kid kid. I don't know, you'd be, but I didn't realize that you... Yeah, he would take me... Activating. Yeah, yeah. He would take me activity. Yeah, yeah, we would watch it. We would go to like when they came to the metal lands

at the time, he would bring me to that from time to time. I loved it. Yeah, it's nice. Yeah. It is a nice bonding activity when fathers and sons are able to watch sports or Yeah, watch Bob begin and get Slap that of his face Fucking great

It's a good time to be a wrestling fan wall on time now Is it the golden era? Well, you know what Fritz WWE's been the only game in town for a long time. And now A.W. is here and they're fucking really shaking things up. So everybody's trying to step up. Everybody's looking for that episode 97. Now, you know what I mean? Oh, I know. Fuck. Yeah. I see. Everybody wants another episode. It ain't easy to come up on another episode 97. No, no. We're on our way with this one. No, you think so? Yeah, we had some, you know, diarrhea. We had some diarrhea talk. Talk about curtains.? You think so? Yeah, we had some, you know, some diarrhea talk about curtains.

Talk about curtains. Brighton suppression, always a, always a, always a, always seems to connect with people, or he, or he kind of like makes up for his, his ramblings about. Try to, try to, try to,

pick up another thing about the little room. And hammer home that he's a sick man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's just a demittable fool. That's why he says these things. Get off my lawn.

Yeah, it's weird though. Like you don't know what to do. Like it's the middle of the day. And you start just feeling so down. I'm just like, I don't know like, how do I... And I used to tamp it down with drugs, you know, with the pinkers and shit. Okay, but technically you still are. Yeah, still, I still am just not with something that was not totally, like, they're buying, buying off the streets, free swing boxes. Yeah.

Oh, we had a sling box to sell. I could afford that a billify. That has to be like when you're like, okay, what was your rock bottom? I think that might have been close to it. Yeah. Yeah. Like the FedEx guy delivered it and you were fucking pushed him out of the way or down the street down the bay. I'm like, I gotta sell the mic.

That's just the guy fucking show. He's got a sign for this. I'm sorry. Did you see the look at his eyes? Hey, you want to buy this? I just give it to you. I just need to sign for it. I sign for it, then you give me the money.

That's the deal, right? Unless you have a parkour set or anything like that, then we can do a trade. I suck it. I suck it. You want to blow chop? Fine. You want to play a hardball with me? It is a fucking fastball, motherfucker. We got a heater! It's the worst point, Brian's life! Are you people laughing?

They better be cracking up. See, because the guy I saw was playing box-2, knew who I was. That's the joke. I can't believe Brian Johnson's blowing me right now. And giving me a sling box. What's a sling box, too? I don't know. I don't know if they're already out of business.

What did it do? Anyway, I think I think it would, if you put it on your TV, you could send a signal to a different TV or something like that. It allowed you to watch multiple cable channels at once. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, I don't think it's around anymore.

I think it's sling TV. It's like an app. It's sling TV. I think, but I don't really know. I just don't know. Or you could like, like, if you brought it with you, maybe you could like in a hotel, if you had an account, something like that.

I'm not really, I never got into into what it was for I sold it too fast I don't even know what I do it mine. I can't remember now. It was a gift from AMC No, yeah, all right cuz I had one You must have got yours Wasn't it tell me I thought it was no I thought it was a yeah, talp Steve Dave. I wasn't a promo for that. I had one and I put it on eBay. I think I did too. Yeah, I think I immediately. How many dicks did you guys have to go? I mean, we're not so far from you. I mean, immediately I put it on eBay. So like who am I to laugh at your? Yeah. I think, well, I think it was more the desperation with which I was like emailing back and forth with a guy on Craigslist being like, you got to come here today.

I think you were probably willing to wait the seven days for the auction. It's a slingbox is going to stop working in 2022. The auction it's a sling box is gonna stop working in 2022. Oh I made out on that one. Oh, yeah, yeah, I hope that guy doesn't come caveat I'm sure That's right. Yeah, I hope that guy doesn't come back looking for his money to a diet fucking But yeah, I think you like peacemaker. It's if you liked Suicide squad. Yeah, it's I showed the first episode actually. Yeah, yeah, I think you like peacemaker. It's if you liked Suicide squad. It's I saw the first episode actually. Yeah, yeah, I think it's good. Yeah, and he is amazing, which is fantastic We guys both looking you guys text them each other. No, I was gonna. I had some I Have any ads no no ads this week

Agency has dropped us they're like these guys lost their phone. They're like, yeah, they're like, this is no 97. Fuck. It was because of the snow. That's it, like she just had to rearrange them. That's all. That's all. Did you do anything for Valentine's Day?

What did you do for Valentine's Day? Just went out to dinner. Oh, yeah. Where'd you go? Texas Roadhouse. Texas Roadhouse? Yeah. I like that place.

I went there the other day. I went right up. Busy? Oh, yeah. It's always busy. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I like that place. I want to do it. Yeah, I like that place. Busy. Oh, yeah, it's always busy. Yeah. I Did nothing. Do anything? No, diarrhea. Yeah We were gonna go to Texas Roadhouse Like I'm sick, Goddamn it! I don't even know his Valentine's Day until it was over, because normally I send my mother flowers, and later in the day, the other day at the clock at night, I had gotten

wise to the fact that it was Valentine's Day. I was like, oh, fuck, I didn't send my mother anything. I feel really bad. But yeah, I dropped the ball this year on that. And, but this is one of those holidays that you don't subscribe to personally. You don't buy into this. It's bullshit, I find girls that are into no fence to any,

any 13% there's out there who love it. I'm just telling them in my relationship history, I just find girls that are into Valentine's to be so fucking corny. Like high maintenance. Yeah, I'm like What do you care about this? I don't understand that you're not interested in high maintenance No Well heavens know

You're like you're not interested in eating dog shit, are you? I want to be the high maintenance one really in a relationship you prefer to be the high maintenance person out of the two Well, I if there no, but if there has to be one I want it to be me. Yeah, that makes sense But I don't want to be high maintenance for anybody and I don't want to deal with anybody's nonsense Okay, yeah, you know What am I gonna do you're the one dealing out the nonsense? I don't want to fucking deal in nonsense at all I mean, you know, what are you gonna do? But Valentine's Day, you would consider

a high-maintenance expectation. I just think that for somebody to really be into Valentine's Day is like, what is wrong with you? Like why is this fucking knowledge there? It's like they're in the Matrix. Yeah, it's like, if your relationship is needs Valentine's Day to boost it, maybe shouldn't be in that relationship.

You know? A lot of people think and thought, they're thinking right now, like, hmm. Well, we're getting older, right? And with that comes a certain perspective. And if anybody here under the age of fucking 35 needs to hear it, like, do not deal with nonsense. Get out of whatever relationship you're in with nonsense. Well, Valentine's Day, if you're in your

early 20s, you're still pulling out all the stops. You're trying to share your, you want to make sure that you have every base covered. Yeah. Yeah. But as you get older, you're like, I don't care about this basis. No, I wouldn't, I wouldn't want to, I wouldn't want to go back to my 20s for any, any circumstances. It's just a miserable time for the most part. Oh, I remember. Yeah, yeah, it wasn't a good time for me. And Valentine's Day is part of that for me. Yeah. Did you have a, a particular bad Valentine's Day? Sounds like there, like maybe there's something happening on Valentine's Day. No, but I've dated a girl who are in to Valentine's Day and have done the reservation and have sat at a fucking table

this far away from someone on this side. This, everybody dressed up doing the same fucking thing over and over again, overspending money to price, the price fixed menu, all the bullshit. It was, you know, it's, you know, it's standing out and there wasn't a Texas Roadhouse back then. It was like, you're that's too bad. Book a reservation and go and like the flowers and all the shit at the end of the day, you're like the fuck didn't you didn't, did you maybe, did you were expecting more for your? Yeah. Yeah. I don't remember getting anything more.

It's usually how it is. I mean, yeah. Usually how it goes. Maybe I got let down. Maybe I'll let down. Most likely. Why, well, you guys had great Valentine's days in your 20s? Well, no, I'm just saying this, so consciously, I think.

I'm a fucking... No, I'm very sure. It sounds like, you know, that there was a particular Valentine's Day that you've buried. No, it's more like... And now it's, you know, that there was a particular Valentine's Day that you've buried. No, it's more like now. It's, you know, it's like, I think what you're hearing is, I probably indulged one too many Valentine's days. And that really fucking got to me about my son. Yeah, it's like, it's like, yeah, I was like, why the fuck am I doing this? The fuck is wrong with me? Like, I hate this. Why would I, why would I indulge

this person in this nonsense and I hate myself because of it? And I think that, like, that was probably the turning point. Yeah, for me, it's like, okay, I got Christmas very best. Then her birthday is on January 13th. And now a month later, now I'm fucking on the hook of Valentine's Day. And that thanks.

Pass. And then the anniversary. The anniversary, yeah, that's in August so I got the So you know, it's how many fucking days am I supposed to celebrate it never ends. You don't realize that huh? No, oh yeah Yeah, that's one of the that's one of the Well, if you think about it though if you don't have days to celebrate then every day would feel the same That's true. I'm looking for it to be different. I should have fucking went out for Valentine's Day. I'm gonna have to raise my spirits a little.

I had a story that caught my eye. I want to see if it's the exact opposite that this man is of anybody that I know, including myself, but there's a guy in Idaho. He completed his goal of breaking 52 world records in a single year. So every week he broke a world record. I mean, on the surface, it sounds impressive.

It does, but it's also makes me think like, what is this? Does this whole get nothing else to do except break records? Fucking jerk off. And which records? Yeah. Is it diarrhea? Cause he's got a new fucking... Yeah. And it's diarrhea or TV watching.

But this guy is definitely a go-getter and he's got to be, he's got to be in his 40s. So he's not that much younger than me or new Brian. What's he, what kind of record does he break up? Yeah, that's what I'm gonna tell you. I hear some of the records. I thought maybe there was, which one of these ones would you feel like you would like to like take from him? Okay, one of the ones that you thought you guys I could take that one probably so realist. Oh, yeah, yeah These are just a few of the world records he officially

Added to his resume number one the fastest time to wrap a person with wrapping paper You need a two persons though to share in this world right now. So you and Q could wrap each other in wrapping paper. And if you were to do it quicker than him and whoever his partner was, you could get in the Guinness Book. I wonder what constitutes wrapping a person though? Like, is it like, are they mummified or their legs together or apart? You know, like where are the seals and everything?

I would be curious to see like, all right, all right. You can use a certain amount of tape. It's too vague, but here's the next one that definitely isn't vague. Okay. And again, two person record breaker, most passes of a beach ball in one minute to each other.

Yeah, it's just a number. How many? I don't know what the number is, but they says and say. I mean, you know that Guinness has to send people out. Yeah. So this motherfucker was wasting their time like all year long. He broke 52 wreck. He actually broke 56 he said but in case there was any contention of the some of the other ones he wanted to make sure he did more to meet his goal of 52 records in one year So he has that record too. He might wow

but Well good for him Let's not think you're about to swing the negative. What am I gonna do good for the guy man It's obviously important to him. He set out to do it and he did it. Brie You can practice this you know, you have to break it into first try. Most thumbtacks inserted into a cork board in one minute. I mean, what else you doing? I'm doing nothing else. I can't have a pay attention to TV anymore. Very bad timing. Oh, shit goddamn it. I'm curious how many.

It doesn't say what, but he broke that record though. Could you imagine though, that means you got to pay. Now, he, Brian would have to pay for the data book of World Records Representative to come to the house. Right. You had to pay his hourly rate and his travel to get to his house. OK.

Now if I break the record, am I reimbursed? But that's just, that's it. OK, that's the cost. No. Whatever the cost is. Why? I just had a great idea. So why don't you contact Guinness and be the guy in the

tri-state area that goes to verify these records. You could be the Guinness representative, man. That'll give you a job. Mm. Won't give you the comp with discount. Yeah, I'm going to say I was like, what's your diamond discount to Guinness? But you could be the guy that goes with a stopwatch around and like clicks and yeah. I'm not good with a stopwatch.

I fucked up. Yeah, there's two buttons. It's two buttons. Yeah, but I, yeah. I'm not good with a stopwatch. I fucked up. Yeah, it is two buttons. It's two but yeah, but I, yeah, I told the story. I don't think it's been released yet. I don't know how to come and get wrecked with Timmy Hill. I tell the story about me and it's stopwatch. It's pretty funny. It's pretty funny.

A lot of kids in the New Jersey area did way better. You know, had record breakingbreaking times because of my... Oh, no. ...effective usage of stopwatch. They went on to like various state meets that they shouldn't have went to. No business being there. Because I would stop, I would hit the button, and I would look down it, I didn't realize it didn't go.

So I went to kids ran the race, and they were like, what is this time? I'm like 4.32. I thought I won. I was like, yeah, 4.32. Pull him out of school. He's gonna run now. Oh. Okay, so that's out.

Oh, wait a minute. Most toilet paper rolls bounced on the head. It loses the head. Most toilet paper rolls bounced on the head. That one says the head. Most toilet paper rolls, huh? How flat is your head? It's kind of round. Yeah, I don't think I have a gun.

I don't have like a Frankenstein head. Yeah. Some of these are absolutely ridiculous. And I don't know why that Dinosuit even waste their time like registering them as records Most table tennis balls caught in shaving foam on the head in 30 seconds. So Mary Beth would Cover your head and shaving cream right and then she would throw Ping-pong balls at you and they would try to stick into the foam

Questiony was she married with the entire time. She's like, this is how he wants to... He was on TV. What is he? He was already in the Guinness Book. What is his name? Is he gonna give up? You can still consider yourself with the Guinness Book because of that complexly-nephesome. I think we're still all right.

Right, but do you consider yourself in the book? No. Absolutely not. In fact, I forgot about it until it's very long. Most passes of a giant inflatable ball in three minutes. Longest duration of balancing a chair on your chin. That one, that less one sounds vaguely Guinness bookie. Yeah. That one, this is the only one I've heard so far that I've been like, all right. Yeah, it sounds somewhat familiar. Yeah, the other shit sounds like somebody just made it up.

It's like, I don't know. I'm going to put a bunch of shaving cream on my head and throw some ping pong balls. And if you're the first person to do it, you already got the record. You got the record. Yeah, let's take it. Most of the t-shirts put on in 30 seconds. Oh, I saw that. I actually saw that one recently. It was, it was something that's like 128 T-shirts put on in 30 seconds. Oh, I saw that.

I actually saw that one recently. It was something that's like 128 T-shirts or something. We know we could do it and we could do all Tom Steve Dave T-shirts, double dual promotion. Brian Johnson breaks world record. Right on my phone. Stretch them all out. Get resellable. They would be hot because they would be,

you could buy one of the T-shirts that Brian Johnson broke the world record in. It's true. Yeah. And they would be verified. I want to see, I want to see how many T-shirts. Most bars of soap stacked in one minute. These are all breakable records.

They're breakable, but they're, they're, they're, they strike me as a type of record that you're like, cares, like the cherchet balancing one, I would say. I was wrong. It was 260. 260 t-shirts in 30 seconds. 260 t-shirts. Hold on a sec. Probably a minute. It was recently too. Probably in 19th. I mean, uh, recently too. Probably a minute. It was a minute.

Probably a minute. I mean, you got to see the picture of the guy. Uh, so I'm just wondering if he was achieved. Yeah, it looks exactly like that. Can we get in for being the first podcast? Have it to put an episode out on vinyl? Why can't we get in? Why can't we get in?

Also for being in the first podcast, I have a brick and mortar store? Yeah, you're right. What is this? Who are these sham people? To Guinness. To Guinness. Look at this. Oh my god. It looks like one of those suits

of the dogs attack you've been. Yeah, it does. I think Guinness has a bias against TSD. They don't want to recognize any of our achievements. Wow, that seems wrong. I mean, why is... Why is why do you think they're so such a like an orchestrated effort to suppress the haters are achievements?

Haters? Yeah. Good. Maybe, I mean, maybe, maybe if we suggest the record, we're okay. What do you think about this? Is it any fucking stupider than catching ping pong balls on your head? Well, they're probably going to be like, well, if you pay us, of course we'll put you in the book. That's one of these, right? Like, that's all it is. Like, wasn't that why we didn't do it? I think you're right.

Like, we actually had an aunt look into it from us and starting it, but then it was like money. Yeah. It's like the Hollywood Walk of Fame, like, those stars on it. Like, you have to pay for that. It's cool to Hollywood walk of fame, like those stars on it, like you have to pay for that. It's cool to have it to me. No, yeah, yeah, because they, From the get go, you had to pay for it?

It is straight up, you pay, it's like 40, between 40 and $50,000, and you have to pay it. So Lucille Ball didn't get in on merit. She had to pay. Somebody has to nominate you, but anybody can fucking, but that's the dirty secret

Two is like anybody can nominate and then it's yeah, then Lucille ball just shells out the 40 or If they start a foundation to raise the money for Lucille ball, but yet it's you cover all the costs It's like everything else man. It's a money-making scam. It's a scam. Everything is right Feels that way. I know now. I'm starting to get the press dude Let's see. Hollywood walk a fame cost. Yeah, I thought it was. Yeah, you're right. 50,000 for the ceremony and increase from 30,000 just a few years ago. Wow. Anyone can nominate a celebrity for the placement on the walk of fame, but the person nominated has to accept the nomination. Then pay the $50,000 fee for the ceremony, and then they

even actually have to show up for the ceremony. If you're paying, I'm sure you're going to be there. Yeah, well, the fuck wouldn't you? Yeah, I'm going to take this right. I'm buying the ticket and I'm doing it. What good does it do you? Well, it's the status thing. Get your name in the paper.

I'm sure it gets covered by entertainment tonight. Oh. I mean, it's that thing of Hollywood. It's just like, do you want to buy into it or not? Like, you know how nobody gives a fuck about the Academy Awards anymore? Like, it's just gone. It's because people just, I mean, it was always a choice

to give a shit about that stuff. And I guess society is like, we don't care anymore. I think it's great. I think it's so great that all these award shows are like just fizzling out and like the Hollywood, the actors and actresses, they act like they're above like say the golden gloves. Like, oh, it's not diverse enough blah, blah, blah. When it went in reality, it's like, they know that people don't give a fuck anymore. Yeah. So they're like, I'm not going to show up to a fucking.

Well, that's like, like once that started the pile on on the golden gloves. No celebrity was gonna be like I'm gonna go accept that award Right, there's no way. It's like Walt Walt said they'll get killed on Twitter So people just stop like but I think it'll people start caring again. It's gonna take one Good Academy award show years from now to get people back into Because like the whole thing about Hollywood is just like it was a fun myth, right? Like it was fun and like it's the curtains been drawn back and everybody's like everybody in Hollywood's a piece of shit And we can't we know yeah now we know so there's no you know There's no glitz and glamor or any of that feature anymore

Everybody's basically is a rapist Or has I don't know about that. I mean, not everybody, but literally, but like, you know, all this shit, the me too shit came out and times up. It's like a lot of people are exposed. Yeah. So it's like a lot of the magic was tarnished.

That being, you know, having money fell out of fashion. Remember, remember the early odds when people loved all that fucking shit? All that money, rich people doing rich things now that's out of vote now, so they got no shot. But he says, goes to space, everyone's like, I hope he dies. I know.

I heard that, I forget what country it is, but they're threatening the citizens of whatever, of this town where there's a bridge that they're gonna take down because Bezos yacht is coming through and they need to take the bridge down because it's too low. So they said if they take that bridge down to the historic bridge, they're gonna yearn eat.

Oh, I saw that. Yeah. This is a boat as it passes over them. I saw that. They, boat as it passes over them. I saw that. And put up a higher bridge. So wait, they're saying they're gonna deflate. If they go through with their plan to knock down this bridge so that Bayzo's can go underneath it, I guess he has some sort of route he's taking.

Okay. There's no other way to go. I just want to go. It'll take him an extra couple days to go in a different route. Oh, I'm reading it. Okay. There's no other way to go. I just want to go. It'll take him an extra couple days to go in a different route. Oh, I'm reading it. Okay. So, Bezos, New York, Netherlands, under fire, thousands RSVP to throw eggs at it. Oh, I heard it was urinate, which is way more impactful. Yeah, but harder to do. Chuckin' in eggs, a lot easier. It's just symbolic, bro. So you don't even have to hit the hit. You don't even have to hit the yacht?

Yeah, you could just pull, you know, just you're needing a loan, it's just like, you could tell. Bezos, of course, are going to say, I got nothing hit me. I didn't get hit when I... Oh, you think he's going to be anywhere near that yacht? Yes, I guess how much does fucking thing cost this yacht?

If I had to guess, it was 500 million. Wow, very close. 485 million. Oh my God. Half a billion dollars for a fucking yacht. Well, it's gonna get pissed on. That's gonna get pissed on if you have yours. If there's any.

If you have your say. There's any. If I was in Jesus, I'd be like, wait till it's raining. And that's hell. And I'd be like, what the fuck are you guys? So how does Bezos deal with that though? When he knows that like, there's a whole bridge with thousands of people on it.

Ready to whip out, whip it out and urinate on his book. You think he cares at all? Yes, he has to. Why? Because that is symbolic, man. People are urinating on you. They hate you that much. But then they're going and buying shit from Amazon

the next day. Yeah. Like wait, I don't understand. So he's gonna take the bridge. They're, I think they need to disassemble the bridge. What are the cars that go over the, like don't they need it as a, through way?

No, no. Basel's just gotta come through. But is it like they could take the part of the bridge out for the day? I think they need to take that, that see this cross piece. Oh, so it's like a train bridge type thing. Oh, they're not knocking down a bridge

and building a new one for him. So, I don't know, I don't think so. I thought they were just gonna disassemble it. Yeah, that's metal structure. You could probably get through. So why are they getting so excited about that? He's offering to pay to take apart and reassemble a historic bridge

than it needs to pass to get out of Rotterdam in the Netherlands. I mean, I don't see a problem with it. I don't know what's there. He's paying for it. I thought it was the tax payers of the town had to pay for it. Oh, that would be fucked up.

I'd be pissing on it too. I'd be far away the bridges from where the ship was built because of the ship, if a fucking half a billion dollars ship is built in an area you got to figure that's a lot of jobs a lot of work and a lot of money going into the local economy so if that was the deal and they're like well we just have to disassemble that bridge for we can put it back together as a mayor I'd be like fucking do it build the ship here to get all that but if they're like look like they built the ship 200 miles downstream all that money. But if they're like, look, like they built the ship 200 miles downstream, all that money wouldn't be coming down there.

And the fuckers just want to take a part of it. I might be like, no, fuck you. Because when he get out of it, like, he's like, hey, I'll pay you to take it apart and reassemble it. It's like, all right, but that's, that's negative for us. What does that give us? Nothing. Yeah, like maybe he kicks some money to him. I don't know. I don't know the facts. I don't know. So you't know the facts, I don't know the... So you're telling me, like, Bezos shouldn't even give this, he shouldn't even give this a time of day.

Non-story for him. Given that I don't know many of the facts, I mean, we'll say based on what I know right now, if I was Bezos, I would be like, let me get it there. So what do I think he's gonna be on it? Yeah, like, he's on it. Cause they gotta do sea trials and stuff.

They don't just build the boat and then give it to you. You know him, he'll break all the rules. He does the rules of the fight. He's probably for his benefit. To have someone run the ship for six months and make sure everything works before he gets on it, right? You know, he thinks he's the captain of everything. He just wants to be the captain.

He's just wanting to be the captain. He needs to reach his guy in the world. Yeah, thanks so much. I'm sure he thought he was flying spaceship too. They had to pretend that he was fucking the navigator. He was Captain Kirk. They gave him just a fake steering wheel. But let's say you're coming into Jersey today.

You got word out that like, when you drive over the bridge, you're under the bridge or whatever, there's a whole bunch of people gonna be urinating on your car. You know, you would say that's a non-story? Well, I mean, why are they doing it? They're bad at you. I don't know. They're upset at something you said,

I tell them to be paid. And that's their answer? I don't know. No, I wouldn't like that. I wouldn't be happy about that. But I don't think Basel's driving a Wrangler over the out of bridge crossing. I just don't think Basel's driving a wrangler over the out of bridge crossing I just don't see that he's doing that. I think just the the

The impact of the the symbolic gesture I'm like you're gonna we don't care to hear the fucking richest man on a planet. Taste my piss I love it. He's like a planet. I work so hard I love it. He's like, I'm flat, I work so hard. I love the anger, I love the mud in your eye, you know, attitude towards it, but I can't see baseless. He's got to feel like a superhuman. He's got to feel like a different species than us. Like is it money? And the success.

Yeah. Yeah. There's nothing that there's nothing that the guy can't have, right? I mean, aside from like, oh, I want this woman and she's like, oh, fuck yourself, Jeff, he says, like that kind of shit, but physical material possessions. Is there anything this guy? Well, okay, physical. Once again, Dr. Jones. Physical possessions, yes. But as I've, I think we all know, true happiness comes from non-physical possessions. You can have all the shit in the world. You can afford those too. You can afford that too.

Well, I don't know, man. You know what? You got a fucking, how many of you have got seven zillion dollars, but people are still pissing on you. How do I go to work every day? No, it's pissing on you. Yeah, maybe one of the dogs. Well, yeah, my dog.

So you you're telling me if you had a choice between having seven zillion dollars and having people occasionally piss in your direction, you would take, you would be like, I can't do it, I can't take that money. I don't want these people paying in my direction. I think I know it is cliché, but more money, more problems. I think you think $7,000,000 would make your life amazing and would be fantastic, but I think it would come with so much baggage, so much like weight on you

that like you would be, you would wish that you didn't make that decision to take the money. But you could always give the money away. Like, you don't need to keep the money. Like let's say I had seven billion dollars and I was like, all right, I'm going to keep a hundred million for myself and literally give the rest to the world's problems. Like would people stop pissing on you and you're still sitting on a hundred million dollars? Yeah, that could be it. Jeff Bezos doesn't come off as like philanthropic.

Yeah. Like I'm sure he is. I'm sure he gives away money all the time if not for tax purposes of nothing else. But you don't really hear a lot about Jeff Bezos's humanitarian efforts. It's always like, oh, he's building himself a rocket to go to space. He's building himself a yacht that people are going to piss on. He's doing this. He's doing that. He's at the fucking Oscars. You don't really hear a lot of good stuff about him.

Yeah, you know. That's what I'm saying. So, think of all that, never hearing any good things about yourself. When the fuck do I hear things about myself? I'm talking about it. I don't have the money or the fucking good things. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, and who do you give the money to? Right, you can't give it to the company. You can't trust the government. No. You can't give it to the company You can't trust the government money can't give it to the government You can't even give it to so these charity groups You can't trust anybody. Yeah, but you know these some of these groups have recently I've raised millions and millions of dollars and people are like well, where did it go? Yeah, so it's like you can't give it So what are you gonna do to spend all your days just finding worthy people to give it to which would be more rewarding?

I know or and all your days just finding worthy people to give it to. Which would be more rewarding, I think. Right, or you could buy half the Inaliyat and not give a fuck, and you're gonna kinda go out there and take that bridge down and not worry about the being of the legend. Yeah, hire somebody to hose the piss off. Yeah, it's showing you how to care. Up he has like a team of, you know,

crew around them, Walwood, Umbrella, and he's just giving everybody a finger to you. Oh, that would be awesome. Yeah. That's something Musk would do, right? I feel like that's a meal on Musk. I wanted to give an update. It's not really an update,

but it's kind of an update on the Rob Bruce Memorial Pod. The family has the pod. It just haven't heard what their plans are for the and exact date when they want to release it. I did talk to the son I guess everything is going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to

be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to

be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to thinking maybe next month hopefully right as soon as we do find out the definitive release date will let you guys know I've been announcement myself whoa weeks ago now I was on Mary Beth has his friend Zia Who does a show called unqualified experts in a time YouTube right now if now, if you wanna, and I went on with her. Basically what happens is that she calls stories from Reddit, like it didn't give an advice. And then you know, you just joke around, have a good time.

Did you have fun? Yeah, it was okay. She's, there are like, a couple's friends, like a new recently acquired couples friends. Oh, you have a couple's friend Yeah, oh god. You gotta hang out with some dude that you only know through two other people. Yeah, how is that? It's all right. Yeah, yeah, he's cool. He's cool lessons Huh, does he listen? I don't know. I'm not sure. Yeah, I'm not sure. I like him now But it's usually like it's him and it's him and Zia.

Why don't you go fucking hang out with your new friend then? Yeah, I'm like, thank you fucking love you. I'm like, fucking guy, this Johnny Connelly. He wasn't there during the sling box days. That was fucking guy. He definitely was. Yeah, like his wife though, she's a little blonde cutie who does only fans, yeah.

What do you mean, what is she doing only fans? I think she shows her titties and stuff. Titties showing? Yeah, Titties showing. I've never seen them because I'm not a member of only fans, but I'm not gonna pay to see Titties. So, me neither. Come on, man.

I could look at myself in the shower if I want to see a good set. I saw this thing, this story. This is fucking hardcore. It comes from Mexico. Mexican cartels, terror schools, train recruits in cannibalism. They're being trained in cannibalism at barbaric terror schools. The gruesome practice exposed in a viral video that surface-last month is the latest

tactic in a violent turf war between two of Mexico's most brutal cartels. Long story short, they show they show them how to like the cartel people show them how to cut up their victim. The recruits, first they teach them how to cut people. They start learning by, they start learning how, I don't know, let's, oh, they start by learning how to sever the extremities. Then the recruits are forced to eat their victims, starting with severed fingers. They're given a choice of one of those pieces to eat in front of the boss. You have to do it without reaction or vomiting or you are beaten.

And if you didn't want to eat human flesh, that's not too different. Is it raw? Yeah. I believe so. What the fuck is going on in the world? No, what the fuck is going on in Mexico with the cartels? That's how bad they're trying. They said the only way out of there is feet first. Those who survived the grotesque initiation ritual are indoctrinated into the cartel after a graduation party that includes drugs and prostitutes, but they are never the same.

I would think not. The training is they have hunted down, killed, skin, cooked, and then eaten their assigned victim. Oh my God. Can you imagine that? Holy shit. I gotta remember this. Next, I'm complaining about whatever bullshit problems I have, because I don't want to be on either side of that equation.

I don't want to be the person getting hunted or the person hunting, right? I mean, I would like to, I would like to go to Mexico, but it sounds, sounds dicey. I feel like I would stand out and they'd be like, hey, how about him, what's that, Fannas? Wow, you don't think you would go to the plate, like, like, like,

like a polka? Yeah, like a resort, like an all-inclusive, something like that. I would, but even then, like people get stopped like on the roads and every fucking cop is bought off. So what is going on? I don't know. What was the semen terrorism?

Okay. This is semen terrorism. So if I had to guess, what do you think semen terrorism is consists of? Q. Maybe thrown in people's eyes, like unexpected sounds in the lamp style. You take a guess, I'll take a guess. Like you just have it in your hand, like sounds in the lamp and just fucking throw

in people's eyes in the street. Oh, like multiple migs. Yeah, shit like that. Oh, I thought it would be more like threatening to come without rubber on. Oh shit. Or taking it off in your partner, not knowing. Oh, that's pretty good.

That's been made illegal now, right? No, I believe so. I think it's been made illegal. What do you mean, no? You don't think that's a good one? No, no, no. You don't shit, it's not. How can anybody prove that, though, that it came off by, you know, by your hand like intentionally.

I know, but I better make sure that thing stays on. I think they're saying like in deliberate practices where like you guys are taking it off or saying they put it on and they didn't put it on is like, what would be the benefit to the guy? Because he might get, you know, something in nine months. I don't think these people aren't taking it through. I think it just feels better without the commem. So what is what kind of what is semen terror isn't anything close to that? It is well actually I misread the I misread the headline for this one because there's two semen stories. And the the semen terrorism one is in um wait, one second.

I've never seen one, seen anyone have so much trouble when I've had it. It is incredible. Yeah. I mean, nothing has changed. It like it seems like it's not even new technology. We're like 50 fucking tabs open. Well, the semen terrorism wasn't the story that I wanted to read. But it's semen terrorism is a thing and it's worse than it sounds.

In South Korea, ejaculating onto a woman's belongings is not considered a sex crime. And there are calls to change that. And a cup of coffee laced with spit laxatives, effort, djx, and semen. That was the Grizzly concoction. A male graduate student served up to his unsuspecting female classmate in South Korea as revenge for rejecting his advances. And that's not illegal. No.

No, the women are like, hey, can we make this illegal? Is that like a kind of a country that the guys have all to say? So that's why they're kind of like, we're not going going to make this illegal because I might want to do this one day. I think historically, like women have been more subservience in Asian culture. So that's a repulsive man. Over the course of 10 months in 2018, the student committed a total of 54 acts against the young woman. He secretly smeared seamen over her makeup, traces of his saliva and mucus were also found on his her tooth brush. And when the group went

on a research trip, he broke into her hotel room and stole her underwear which he masturbated into. They were not me undies, they're just so... Okay, well, where's breaking and entering now? And then jerking off into her underwear. But he took the underwear. It's stealing, that's theft. They got to be able to prosecute on one of those. It says, it says, stole her underwear. But he took the underwear. It's stealing. That's theft. They got to be able to prosecute on one of those. It says, it says stole her underwear. Yeah. I mean, if I had to choose one of them to happen to me, it would be like he takes my underwear girls out. I was wearing shoes

below. Don't mind mascara. Yeah. Wearing feces all over the place. Feces are semen. Feces aren't semen. He thought he had a shower. And that's not illegal either. The semen and the Feeces? The combo of the two doesn't make one illegal act. Nope. It says in the fact that the case involved perverted and bizarre crimes at the level of provoking

vom at the judge said prosecutors also noted how the events that traumatize the female victim making it impossible for her to go about her daily life. But what came next to drew a public wave of shock and anger, the court ruled that the male perpetrator's actions of mixing his semen into coffee did not count as sex crimes. He was instead tried for various counts of theft, house breaking, malicious wounding, and property damage, and sentenced to three years in prison. Okay, so they're a crime, so they're just not technically called sex crimes.

Well, they got busted for the breaking in. This is kind of misleading as if like you're like you were telling this story as if the guy got out go home that night, charge with nothing. Well, if he had only like, come in or coffee, you would have been home that night. But it was because he broke into the hotel room and that kind of shit. It falls into a disturbing trend referred to as semen terrorism in South Korea, which describes the act of ejaculating

in some cases. You're in aiding on women's possessions. Some accounts of suspects were accused of delivering their semen to women in containers. Sometimes you see that, like, there's a genre of porn where it's like, and it seems always be in an Asian country Where like a woman sitting on a bus or something or like sitting on a

Park bench like reading and then some guy comes up and like jerks off onto her real fast and then like runs off I What is going on? Oh my god Oh my god, what would you do if if if your wife comes home and she's like I was just reading in the park and some guy just jerked off on me and ran away? I'll wash her hair man. I'll get a lot. Did he break in? Shut up. Bitch cook me something. Oh God, what a miserable planet we live on.

The campaign is also happening at a time when South Korea is witnessing a strong backlash against feminism and gender equality. I mean, you would not think that these days, you know? Wait, this is what country, South Korea? South Korea. Kim Jong-il is. No, he's North. He's North.

Believe me, up North, they're like, I'll take a little come on me if you guys get me down there. In a court case last year, a man was merely fine after he was found to have ejaculated six times into a coffee tumbler. The court ruled that the man's actions ruined the tumbler. This is bananas, man. Like you almost can't believe it.

I just, I just have gone through my life and I've done things in my life that I'm like, you know, I would label on there like, you know, little say, kinky, but like none of it involves. They don't ruin anybody's tumbler. I certainly know but it's coffee, you know. Oh, that's a rough one. But hey, you know what? They caught him.

I'm sure he's paying a price right now, right? He's locked up. Three years, I mean, I don't know what a South Korean jail is like. Let's see, we have the shoe fields on the other foot when you're in jail. Hopefully, yeah, he's getting some seam in terrorism. Yeah, someone is fucking up his tumblers. Prison tumblers. So the other one, this is a quick one, the other sperm story.

Louisiana teacher admits giving kids cupcakes laced with her husband sperm. Oh my God. In the United States. In America. This is in the fucking US of A. I expect it from the rest of the world. Isn't it weird how you like another country?

You're like, of course it's going on over there. Spurmin and cupcakes must be Canada, I would have thought. You know how they are. That's Kinnux. So these, this couple admitted to a slew of disturbing sex crimes, including child pornography, second degree rape and mingling of harmful substances. This woman and her husband were arrested on more than 150 sex-related charges,

including sexually abusing a child together. She was also hit with a harmful substance charge after she put his sperm into cupcakes that she gave to the junior high, where she worked. And I'm supposed to trust anybody in this fucking world that I don't know. You're supposed to send your kids to school. Like any person I don't know could be this person. Anybody, literally anybody on the streets online, anyone talking to me at any time could be this fucking person. Have you ever eaten a cupcake from a stranger?

No, I'm not about to start. Even in school? Oh, maybe, maybe, yeah, rubbing like kicks. Bird day, yeah, maybe. Yeah, it might have had some ejaculate in it. You're good. Tell them Steve Dave.

Steve Dave. Thank you.