Tell Em Steve-Dave - #509: The Mooching Sack

Episode Date: February 27, 2022

Cooper destroys a personal item, Bry gets testy about bagel prices, Walt brings a new game to the table

I look through the people and Sunday Jeff is on the porch and he's crying. You need to hear that, that's snoring, not that, no, that's disgusting now. United States is not those whiny fucking cunts online. It's the guys in jorts. With the rifles. We if you hear what sounds like a hog farm in the background, it's just. It's stasis here. Yeah. That's where I thought you were going. And I heard you weren't going that way.

And I was like, I have to cut him off. I got to cut him off. Walt's dogs are here as well. They're always here. They are now become permanent fixtures. As long as they can remain behaved. Right. Have you ever had to bring them home

in the middle of the day because they just won't mind? There's been times when I've been close to it because they... Oh, help. Where's the water ball? Spray's humping me. Um, there's been times when I've been close to it because they oh hell Where's the water bottle sprays? Humph in me. Well you came in here with shorts on. You're showing off the goods. Harry legs and everything.

Yeah. All right, I'll tell you right now, I got it. They get overly excited if you laugh. So try not to laugh too much on this episode. That's easy. It is an energy that I enjoy. Yeah, I think the same thing is like, it's nice to have the Peter pattern of pause.

It kind of humanizes the studio. Yeah, it was so exciting to see them. Yeah. It's also nice when Walt and the dogs take a nap in the middle of the day. It gives us a quiet time. Ah. They like to like get on the couch.

We have a little nap time that I have to lay with them so they'll go to sleep and rest. That's so nice. And you fall asleep? Sometimes I fall asleep too. Really, you don't seem like a napper to me. No, I'm not. No, no.

Judging by the story, he was asleep. Yeah. Wow, so what do we got this? We got the dogs. We got a little little what we call housekeeping We business we need one thing for my buddy Carl who does a podcast called who are these podcasts? Mm-hmm. Just at number 300 Which is no small feat we can attest to that. Yeah, so that's all I care. You don't care

And probably nobody cares Who is this Carl guy that he's impinging upon my day? Why do you know I am? I know. I'm so fucking great about car. There was this time where we weren't hanging out and I met him and we started talking. That's it. That's it. That's it. Congratulations. Yes. 300 carl. Yeah. Who are these podcasts? It's fun. He makes fun of people. He rips in the Stuttering John on a weekly basis. That's really. At a certain point I started living for it. Oh, all right.

Cool. I love it. What is Stuttering John up to? I haven't heard that name in quite a while. He does, he has, oh, Jesus. Now the dogs are farting and shit. I wasn't aware of that. I just wanted to know that it was going to be part of it.

Oh, and I did something that I have got to admit to myself that since I beat COVID, at a big price, I'm not a super smeller no more. Oh really? Yeah, it took away one of my senses, my sense of smell. I don't smell these odors that you guys are claiming to smell that the dogs are.

Oh yeah, they've been farting the entire time. I don't smell it, it's like I don't smell anything. Wow. Just why I could take a nap with them. Get him, you lucky son of a gun. Yeah, yeah. It's got to smell it all day. He looks up at me when I'm like, oh, he's like, what?

I'll go, you don't smell that. It's worse than when you hear it. And he's looking right at you. Over his shoulder. He lined it up. Fire wounds. But Stuttering John does a podcast and he does something on Patreon called Bear on the Belkini, which like Carl will take snippets from either his podcast or the Bear on the Belkini, which is a video, video podcast and video cast whatever and break it down as to like why Stuttering John as a complete idiot. And it's pretty fucking accurate. Really? Like just recently he did one where the remember like she's my cherry pie. Warren, yeah, of course. The girl Bobby Brown, who was the model, the blonde chick,

in that the cherry pie girl, did an interview with Stuttering John. And when I tell you that it's disturbing, like I lived in Los Angeles, and I watched somebody jump off a roof and kill themselves right in the middle of Hollywood Boulevard. It's watching Stuttering John hit on this woman was more disturbing. Oh really?

Yeah, it's really like, it's what I think every woman is like, that's what I'm talking about. That kind of guy. Really? Yeah. Like disgraceful. Oh. And he's just like, he's like this ultra liberal now

who's just like still beat the fucking Trump drum. And he's just like, it's all he's got. That's all he's got. Well, he trained his mind for four years and I guess it's hard to let that go. Right. So that's the part I look forward to the most is just listen to Joe Rippon, Sturry John,

and then Anthony Kumia jumps in to the frame and other people get in on that. Well, hey, so happy 300 crocs. Yeah, 300. And happy 76 to Pam Johnson. Yeah, can you imagine? Yeah. 76 years old tomorrow.

Years young. Which he woman. Yeah. She'd be keeping up with that lately or is that falling off? She's more into like her book again. She's like been working out her book. Get out. Yeah.

She's into that. And I don't know, like I actually, I went over there the other day to drop sage off because sage wanted to stay at the, at Pabinaydru's house over the weekend. And I found myself staying there longer than I normally would. Because usually I'm like, all right, see you, I'm outta here.

But I'm like, tuck your old sage, tuck your old. Yeah, like they're getting old. Yeah. You know, maybe I should spend a little more time than I normally would. Like I'd hear normally, like all he wants old. Yeah. You know, maybe I should spend a little more time than I normally would. Like I'd hear normally, like all he wants to do is talk politics.

Oh God. You know, and- That sounds like a blast. Yeah, it's pretty fun. And it's like, You're like God damn it, son, are you done? No. Nah, he's more than the conservative side.

I don't know what is a conservative or liberal anymore. I'm not really too sure. I don't know, man a conservative or liberal anymore. I'm not really too sure. I don't know, man. I think most people are just in the center. And it's just lunatic. And they're afraid to say if they go either way. I think so. I think that's where we're at. Most people just live in the center and there's some loud mouth crazies on them. I think it's kind of defined by which channel, which news channel they watch. Right. If you're CNN or you're news want to get you I go to see my father like every two weeks or so and the frequency in which you will turn off a movie to switch over to Fox news oh yeah and it's the same stuff over and over

again and I get bored of it yeah but you know but he's like oh we've seen this guy he's really good good he's really good yeah I I could. He's really good. Yeah. I don't know. Well, the news is a little more exciting these days, right? With the, with the, with the war. With the war. Mm-hmm.

Those motherfuckers, they're fucking dish show in the world. Something, huh? That president, like, I don't really know much about him. So excuse me if he has concentration camps in a city. And I don't know about it. But from what I know so far, it's like, he's pretty fucking balls out that president the Ukraine, man. As are his soldiers, like I read somewhere,

like some tanks or something showed up and they're like, make way and they're like, go fuck yourself. And then the tanks are like, boom, just blew them up. I thought it was an island that they have. It's got to be called Snake Island. And it was 13 border people there, to enforce the border.

And they got on the radio and said Russian warships, you know, chips that did it and they killed they ended up killing everybody on the island Why kill them? I mean if that's a thing, yeah, it's just fucking I guess it's war. Yeah, they're like that's a whole point I think any President or leader of a country of your if you're in a war You should have to fight in it too though Don't disagree. I think if you're gonna send troops in, you're gonna have to go fight too.

I don't know, there's a chain of command like somebody needs to have an eye on ever. You can't like... Paul with? That's like saying like you should be cleaning up dog piss here. It was a chain of command. I don't know.

But like what if the two leaders got close enough together and the rule is, okay, now you got a box? Well then, what the fuck? We got a fucking hundred year old president. We're not gonna win. Well, damn, we would have- But if we knew those were the rules of war and new war, is that it's a leader versus leader,

then we would have nominated Ken Shamrock then. Wow, President Shamrock. Right? I mean, then we would pick, like nominated Ken Shamrock then. Wow, President Shamrock. That's it. Right? I mean, then we wouldn't, we would pick, pick. Who's this Ken Shamrock even for? I'm like, the Jackie. I was like, that is the name that got pulled. Who's the guy with the blue thing,

blue nail polish? Isn't even a Marikon. I don't think he's from Ireland when it's last name, right? I mean, he's Irish. He's got to be with that last name. What's out of the hotel? Not an out, I'm not too familiar with you guys.

Zach Lins, like, we're a superpower. Whoa! Take over the world. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, like I read about it in the post just because of those are like the broad strokes I don't think I'm like gaining any real insight or knowledge about the the war and it really doesn't matter if I do or not What does it matter if I know about it? Well, did you see they weren't allowing anybody

18 to 50 59 I heard yeah, I heard like 60 was a weird number like it wasn't 60, but it was like 59 Couldn't leave the country because I need to fight and I'm like Bro, what what I mean what could 60 year olds do because I mean I mean fire a weapon Yeah, like we could we could fire weapons, but if they're like charge I could fire weapons, but if they're like charge, I'd be like, oh boy, I can charge for a good 50 yards. And I'm fucking done. Then I just give up. Well, it's a defensive position. So you want to be charging, right?

And who do you put in the front then? The 50-year-old? Anybody have made it. For the 18-year-old's got to go in the back because they got to chew up the front line with the 50-year-olds, you know, and then save the best for the last to chew up the front line with the 50-year-olds, and then save the best for the last line of defense, I would think. I guess, I don't know. It's a putter weakest up there to trickle Lullam into a false sense of security.

No, you're gonna take the 60-year-olds are gonna take out somebody before they get mowed down. Hopefully, that's the thinking, I would think. And you save your your most fit fighters. You know, they don't go down immediately though. Because people in the front are getting mode down. Of course. Pretty quick, I would think. I'll go to the front. I would be good at the the the guy being like, oh fuck yourself. They pull me up. I have you good at any of the other fighting though? His last words were gonna fuck yourself.

But it's looking like, you know, if things aren't treated exactly, you know, perfectly, it could be World War III. Yeah, I don't know, man. I think Putin's overplayed it a bit. Yeah. I think the United States is working on a fucking comeback. Yeah. Knockout strategy.

Knockout. Knockout. I think this is the end for him. He's Putin. For Putin. Yeah. He looks like he got a facelift. He looks fucking 70 years old.

He does look very like. His skin looks very tight. I don't know if I could hear that. Socks just wait in. Yeah, I think he fucked himself. I think he's, I think him and his general don't come out of this. This is how I'm calling this.

Okay. Him and his generals don't come out of this and then power. They don't remain in power. They don't remain a lot of. All right, who takes him out of Russian or are you Korean? I think the United States is gonna have a hand in it whoever does it, it's gonna be the little more mean a lot. All right, who takes him out of Russian or are you cream? I think the United States is going to be handing it. Whoever does it, it's going to be the United States hands behind it.

China is going to sell him out. China is going to fucking cut and run. Really? So they're never going to, like, so everybody's pounding the drum that China's, the bad guy, they're going to come across. It was all, it was all the rules. I think China is actually our best friends. Not our best friends, but I don't think that China and Russia have the relationship they

think they have. I think Russia is going to bangle this so fucking much that even China is going to be like, all right, fuck these losers. And then back away from it, I think Putin and his generals are out. I think we got a true democratic government in Russia, and within the next 20 years, Russia becomes one of the brightest fucking stars on the planet. That's what I think. I think they become our best friends and it's a whole new world. I think he's gonna go the other way, the opposite of World War III.

What about the rumors about China going after Taiwan? Yeah, like, it was emboldening them, I don't have the information on that yet. I can't read that yet. I don't, that's how I see this going. That's a very like optimistic, you know, bright, cheery, everything's wonderful outlook though. I like the Russian people. Oh yeah, I mean, it's not the people, it's the government.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah, but for everything to work out the way that you're calling it yeah would absolutely be so great I mean do you ever work out that way no I wasn't here bullshit about it I think no but I think there's a good chance that that's the way it goes this is already not going the way he wants to go what's the fucking point of? It's a maniac maneuver from a fucking maniac. Well, I think it wasn't, if I'm correct, I believe what I saw was that the whole reason was he was like when the Soviet Union broke up, he's like, that never should have happened.

He's like, we should have had the Ukraine to begin with. So I'm just going back to take what should be ours anyway That seemed like that's that's the direction he was going Yeah, it's it's a fucking wacky situation. I mean it's it's horrible It's just I never thought we'd see this again This sort of seems like yeah, we can't go very long without You know having to deal with like something along these lines somewhere in the world. And it's like, it's not just invasion, it's war war.

You see the sides of buildings blown off and civilians, all bloody and bandaged and shit and they're telling civilians, like, hey man, make some Molotov cocktails to fucking like these bitches up when they come into town. That's what I'm talking about. Somebody said that to you. They're like, they're going to be rolling through Staten Island and some other tough cut. What else are you going to do? You got them? You got them with a roll over, right? Yeah, I'd be like, oh, that's great.

That's where you get your old people. You put them on top of buildings with some Molotov cocktails. I'm fling them. And you just drop them down on the tanks as they roll through. Yeah. Yeah, but I think you're going to say, like, I think this is going to, I have a really rosy outlook. I don't think we're gonna, you know, I don't think the world's gonna be fun. It's like Polyannish. I think the United States has gotten, has been clowning itself for the past 10 years. Like we've been clowning ourselves, we've been making ourselves look like idiots

to ourselves. All this open rules. No, I don't think it's a rule, but I think like, people are about to be reminded why you don't fuck with the United States You don't fuck with the tiger you do not you don't fuck with a bear Russia to fuck you assess us He looked at our fucking social media feeds Pussies are right But he doesn't realize that not and most people aren't on Twitter It's like this is where he's gonna find out that. No, the United States is not those whiny fucking cunts online.

It's the guys in shorts with the rifles. I'm gonna come up with this. Yeah, I do. I think that this is going to be a positive turning point for you, man. Are you worried about the cyber attack, so that is being threatened now? I have any emails that you would not want to see get out there if they go after emails

again. No, I don't think so. I will say this, like I think that people, because the United States doesn't talk about their black ops, like I don't think Russian, like I think we're going to fucking out out hack Russia if we need to. Well, supposedly the anonymous has been, we're going to have to rush already. I just don't understand like, what, what do they hope to accomplish

if they're like revealing and releasing like, the accused emails? Like, what do they hope to achieve? No, slip. No, they hope to achieve. Remember, a career released all the celebrity emails? Was that Sony's emails? That was Sony's emails.

Sony hack, yeah. Yeah, so they could do that again. They could release just like, let's just release all the celebrity's emails. It was Sony hack, yeah. Yeah, so they could do that again. They could release just like, let's just release all the celebrity's emails. I mean, they do at least one. There's no more. This is just boring shit. Does it include the nudes?

Does it include the nudes that they send? That the email, I mean, if that, I mean, if that, I don't think that it's. Yeah, yeah. That would be the only thing that I would be interested in. Who cares about the incredibly boring drama of like feeling like celebrities being just respected by not having a movie open as well as they do.

Right, like a big quote on posters and shit. All you have to do is search .jpg and that'll tell you everything you need to know. I've heard Pornhub, it took a very big step and that they've completely blocked off Russia from their services. No, really. I'll tell you everything you need to know. I've heard Pornhub, it took a very big step and that they've completely blocked off Russia from their services. No, really. And if you, in Russia, you go to Pornhub, it just shows a picture of the Ukrainian flag.

Oh, wow. Really? I read that the Russian soldiers are hitting up, tender looking for Ukrainian sluts. Really? Yeah. Swiping right all over the fucking world. Yeah, what a man.

I wonder if you can backtrack that. You know exactly where they are based on, you know, like where it says, oh, he's two miles away, he's three miles away and they triangulate it. Right. And that's what brings down the, yeah, speaking of tender. He doesn't like it, huh? The square to the water. Yeah, we're trying to break him up that, uh, that, uh, he's a good seven years old. He seems fully committed. And old dog new tricks that saying is, is, is stuck with us for a reason. Yeah, it's very difficult. Literally, you cannot teach this dog new tricks. The other thing I wanted to say real quick was, while you're farting around with Letter Candy, I've been watching Murderville, two episodes which were directed by our good friend, EK Morris. Yeah, how are they? Good. I like the show a lot. It's only

six episodes and they're only a half hour each. I saw the Conan one. I watched the first one. It was really funny. Was there anything funnier than when he pulls the quarter from behind his ear, Will Arnett's reaction? So fun. Yeah. Yeah. Will Arnett's great. Yeah. It was good. The conum one was really funny.

Yeah. So I recommend the one I showed. The other one was Annie Murphy was another really good one. Oh, really? Yeah. She was very good in it from Shchri. Shchri. Yeah. She was very good in it from Shits Creek. Yeah.

She was very good. And let's see, what else do I got here? That's it, billionaires. I mean, you were wrong. Where we both agreed that Bezos was the richest guy in the world. It was actually Elon Musk followed up by some other guy. And then Jeff Bezos.

She's only the third Walt. Yeah, he's only the third. Yup, just the third richest with his fucking yacht piss all over it. And that is it for my notes. That's enough. You can have the little stuff. The breaking that picture you sent us today about... Oh, about be careful of your fey laundry bags.

Yeah, I was on Instagram the other day and I happened to cross a get-em-post where it looked like some old lady's handbag had been torn apart. Oh yeah, let me see this picture. And it turned out it wasn't, it was get-em's your laundry bag. Yeah, my laundry bag, yeah. Yeah, it's a very beachy, florally laundry cred. Yeah, it's like a Hawaiian shrew. That looks old lady, Shrew. Okay, all right, all right.

Like you could buy that used at a church bizarre. I'm just surprised that you can get him does laundry. I was really sunshotted. Yeah, well, you heard the, well, you'll hear it on Patreon soon. I'm going to get a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a Surprise that you get him does laundry. I was really sunshotted. Yeah, well you heard the Well, you'll hear it on Patreon soon His tail of dimes in quarters You would have thought like look I get it the dog got into the bag and put a little teeny hole in it

It's way different holes in the back. They look like you ripped the handle right off. I'm gonna say that's the other thing, yeah. Doesn't look usable anymore. Plus a hole in my towel and into the waist band of my sweatpants. But the way you acted as if Cooper chewed up your vintage Michael Jordan's. No, to you he does.

Yeah, he thought this bag could be replaced for less than $2. Okay. Which I did replaced it.. Okay, which I did It's a place, but the which which is a story in and of itself why because you said that this bag was Yeah, it's on masculine. I thought yeah, and then the one you Was even more on masculine because because I figured that's the way you This is a wine like I said if dog the bounty hunter was this bag, would you tell him that it wasn't man?

It you know what you're right. It is who's carrying it that that probably Matters more than the bag itself, but like you don't need to be carrying anything on masculine as it is though Yeah, dog can fucking make that mistake And he can carry you know, he carries it well. Yeah, you're sending a message But yeah, you would have thought though that like he destroyed something priceless. The way his head tears in his eyes. No, did his eyes get classy?

That was my bag. How did it for five years? That bag survived the fire? Yeah, yeah. But you do this with all of your items though. You ran back up to the house to get it. Not just the bag. A fun old piece of top aware is like a relative passing,

if you threw it away. You know, he puts these... Well, a fucking old shipping cardboard boxes, like a relative. Yeah, but I replaced the bag. Yeah, you did. But this was a gift for my old manager. Oh, be honest. It was a bag, man. It was a gift from my old Oh, my old man at Faraday's Eric who was in the gift he said you want any of this garbage if people left here?

No, take it that you said Goodness was that found shit out of here No He said that that was my mooching sack because at the end of the night I would go around and mooch like the left over food from people and stuff Oh my God She gave me this for my kid, what am I doing here? Why am I here? Mochi sack. I would take out my friends as a mochi sack. I would take it over to Debbie's

at the end of the night. What would have dinner? What leftovers from the picnic area? That's right. People come to the racetrack and they bring their own food or they buy food from the snack stand. And whatever's left over if they don't throw it away, I guess he was part of the crew that has to clean it up. And then his supervisor was like, hey man, here's a shitty fucking dollar store bag. Any of this food that you don't want to throw away and you want to take home, throw it in his bag. He's eating food. No, like, um, like, I'm having a hard time. Like the steam trays, they come like with steam trays

like sausage, for convenience. Yeah. And rather than just throwing out, they'd stop by the guard chax and like, don't chicken nuggets into your bag. Oh, yeah. That's your sack. Yeah, your munchies sack.

It would be like a half steam tray of chicken fray because I have steam tray of chicken fray chest. Oh, I can read that from Patreon Gives, I'm reaching suck. Stop banging on the fucking table, so. See, I told you last week, you told me I was a liar. We got it, we can recreate the book. How close for you with this supervisor? Did you ever write you up?

No, I never wrote me up. It's one of the few that didn't. No, yeah. So how close for you with them? I'm scale 110. Pretty close, he took me to with them on scale 110 pretty close. He I took I took him to he took me to a stroke. Cloud monster twice You call the stats once The first one because you remember that I worked there

So what was he calling for though? You know, you want he wanted to sell something I need that bag back I need that bag back I tell you what the bag that my wife picked out for you that's more meaningful than that fucking supervisor you Yes, I will have you called in the past to catch up. He told me to call him and I you know, you haven't right? Yeah Where is that bag the torn up bag now? It's back at Debbie's cuz I Couldn't just throw it away. Yeah

My laundry and a dead will you throw to wipe honestly yes You couldn't just throw it. I was doing launches. I had to put my laundry in at that time. Will you throw it away? Honestly. Yes. You don't throw anything away. Well, that's not good anymore. It's ruined. It can't be used as a bag.

As opposed to all the shop right bags and that you bring in, they are still good. And there's some reason that you're saving all those. I'm not saving them, I just didn't throw them away. How long have they been sitting there? Since I threw them away the other day? Months? No, not months. Yes, they were. Don't lie. That's no. Because I use at least one bag every night to throw out my trash.

So, and it's usually the bag I bring in from the liquor store. Fuck your soul. I know in from the liquor store. Fuck your cell. I know I was there for months. Where did Deb get this new bag? Walmart. Yeah. Yeah, I told her, you know, he, that the dogs had put a hole in his bag. You know, she was more crisp than I was.

I was like, I'll find him another piece of shit bag. Yeah. But don't you know that's his moochie sack? Smells like chicken french. I don't want to, like I said, if it was something significant, I would have felt more bad about it. I don't think I need a picture of that. I'm like, oh, too bad.

I see. But like, if it was something worthy of the tears that I had to deal with. Like, you acted like it was his adoption letter? Yes. You're talking about a cheap, chinchy, plastic-y kind of like bag. It's like a, it's a china bag. Yeah, that like you could find anywhere for under $2.

Right. And you're, he was treating it like I said, like it was vintage air Jordans that were like ruined forever. You get attached to a physical item as more than people, huh? Oh. That would say it. Yeah.

You would say yeah. Yeah. But it's not like, if it's spurred from, like let's say you went to the beach with your girl and she fucking drowned that day or something and you're like, oh, I want to hold on to this bag because it does kind of look like a beach bag, you know, just as a memory to her. But there's nothing even close to that.

I know. I know. I know he was mooching. You know, it's just, it's something that I have. It's, you know, I lost a lot. It's, you know, it's tough to lose other things. You got a bigger and better bag, man, right? Yep, yep, yep.

Yes. Can do more laundry than ever. Oh, you're saying that since it didn't get burned up, you're like, oh, this is one of the few things that we've been doing. Yeah, yeah. But what's the end goal of it? Like, is, and this is something that I had to realize,

because remember how often I used to buy like toys and statues and stuff like that and I kind of stopped because I got to a certain point where it's like what is my end goal here to have this Superman statue to the day I die? Like what what is it? Like well, yeah, but why do you feel the need to dissect it to that deep? Because I think you should also just look around yourself and assess your surroundings from time to time, right? So when you buy that Superman statue, it's that release of Endorphins,

it makes you temporarily happy. And then later on, you realize why. Yeah. And the why, I mean, you should. It looks cool. It looks great there. But you're right. Now I got this for life and then what? That's what I want. I don't know. I'm not it looks cool. It looks great there, but you're right. Like now I got this for life and then what?

That's what I want. I don't know. I use the matter. I did. I used to get so excited when they made cool shit. Like, you don't have that anywhere you find? You're fine. Well, now they make so much cool shit.

Like too much. That you're like, I can't. So now if I see like they put out like our remote control Batman, like I'm like, I love that. It's in the world. What? A Batmobile? Yeah, I'm like, I'm loving that it's in the world. What? A bat mobile. Yeah.

I like, I'm loving that it's in the world, you know what I mean? But I don't need don't. I don't need on it. Hmm. Yes. I mean, I think we all come to that in some way shape or form. I mean, Sunday Jeff, he finally crossed over to the other side of the bridge. He was a fucking, he was a great a example.

He was a junkie. He's the last. He's the last. He's the last. was a junkie. He's the just call it. Let's just you know, no, no, no shame in that, you know, he former junkies. Wait, wait, wait, no shame in it. Because I remember differently. Yeah, but he is, he has no passion. Not for that stuff anymore. Like he doesn't

it doesn't excite him anyway Near what the way he's parked down. He still does he still does like books and mags well No like he's I think it was the animated X-Men Busts. Yeah, but it's like going from like a hundred-dollar habit a day to like a nickel. Yeah Sure, I mean look do we get that way? No, why what happens? Is it age? Is it? I think it's age. I think it's just like, it's not just the cool, complex stuff I'm collecting. It's this, you know, gifts from family. Give the end. There's only so much room in your house. And there was something. Remember, it used to be when we were,

like, everybody's a, I'm not part of a a club anymore like when I was like reading comics and collecting all the shit There's so much and everybody's got fucking things now. I don't I don't know. It's everywhere You feel like the whole fucking cultural landscape is superheroes now, so I don't know Wow, that's an interesting take though. You. You're turned off by other people being turned on by what you used to be turned on by. Yeah, I mean, well, especially when they're ruining it like they are, but yeah. Yeah.

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Married she was married and we're shit like that. Oh, she the one that like I don't know. She was married. She had more dreams than weird shit like that. Oh, she the one that like wasn't she the one that came out years later and was like she was married to Gary Marshall. No, that's our father or yeah, that's her dad. He was something with her where like she was in a marriage or something that they were like for she she was like kind of pressured into weird sex stuff. I wonder if you're confusing Penny Marshall's friendship with Rosie O'Donnell to be more than it was. Maybe yeah, I'm like their friends, they must be gay together. I love the fans like everybody does, but he looks like he's almost 40. No, he does. He looks fucking fine right there.

I'm not saying he doesn't look good, and I'm not saying I don't love him, but he doesn't look like a... Didn't he supposed to be like his 20s? He looked like he was definitely in his 20s right there. What's the matter? You don't like collect anymore and now you're back in the fons? Yeah, I love the fons. Whatever you're going to be in. I love the fons.

You were telling me you've never looked at the fons and you're like, he looks a little older than the character. Compared to the other characters, no, I think he looks in the same age range. I start the sentence and then I bite my tongue. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha But I think though that the dogs being here, if you could put aside the hole in the bag, getting a brand new bag, you benefited in that equation, I think, getting a bigger, better bag.

I think though that the tradeoff is, again, having the little pitter-patter of pause around the house makes it a better, more enjoyable work day, I would think, right? Now are you going to claim that I am jealous of your dogs now? Absolutely. I find it. Oh really? Just like that. You get that kind of like, and then you start giving a socks more attention because of what Cooper did to the bag. Yeah, because socks just sits there and looks cute and it doesn't miss me. But before the hole in the bag, you were like all about Cooper.

First it was Tom that displaced him. Now it's a couple of bucks. Well, I think I treated them the same. I bought treats for both of them. You did. Yeah, but you didn't. I bought beds for both of them. I bought food bowls for both of them.

You did. But then now since the hole though in the bag, you've been cold. Do you harbor a little resentment? Mm. Definitely does. Yes, yes, it does. Now that's to me is. That's crazy.

In mature. Oh, nice. Don't just mean the talk. I'm not being mean to one. But he's not being as affectionate to the dog as he once was. And to me that's insane. And you guys have a water bottle to fire to

the table. So it just was. And you guys have a water bottle to like correct Cooper from Humping Legs. Yeah. And the only way I will use him for another reason. Like if I saw him ripping it back and ripping a hole in the new bag, I wouldn't even squirt him with the bottle. They wouldn't work. No. It's only for hump and legs. That's hate.

When I asked you about the use, get him dead. He was like, get him in the face. Get him in the face. But he has a little bit of resentment towards the dog because of that, which I find to be Absolutely just like shows level of what we're dealing with here Yeah, to resent the dog is a little it's a little odd. It's a dog being a dog, man Yeah, like I would read like if he should say just foot off when she was visiting like

Then I'd have some resentment, but a bag, I don't think there's anything that I don't, yeah. Are you annoyed at him if you find out that he's coding his bags in like chili, chili pepper? And stuff like that, so when it dogs bite it, it's all like, I thought about it because I have some stuff in my desk drawer. Some chili pepper? No, some like, yeah, hot pepper extract.

That dog, that dog doesn't usually chew though. I'm sorry, it was just a one-time incident. Do I have to bring the football that's sitting over there over here? That is a ball though. If you throw a dog a ball, some dogs are going to... What's that dog playing that ball for? Exactly, no, he chewed. He's shooting.

But he doesn't know he's not allowed to chew the ball because I let him chew balls at home. And then... I let him chew balls at home I let Mary Beth do the same He went after your wife's puppets He thinks they're toys She sounds just like Cooper Wow, luck's going on over here. I think really I think just that I mean you don mean, you don't have to keep the sound on. But I do think you should have a webcam in the office.

I'm gonna try to find, I have a, for the dogs. I have a Wavescam that I'm trying to find. It's in one of my boxes, so. I mean, they're probably pretty cheap. We can get in one for like 30 bucks or something. No, I know I have one. I know I have one. And what will, what, you mean, and just keep a dog cam?

I just live stream. Yeah. The dog, I'm okay with that. The dog the dog cam. Yeah, you don't put the sound on so you guys could talk about You can still break it Turn the camera on what's up, it is knows it it So like ants could like tune in and see Cooper and Sons. I think that's more of a we post this though. This is a, I think you can do it on YouTube. You probably on a website, can Tommy Lincoln just do it? I'm sure he could. Yeah, I just cure, I don't know what like do it,

to create a whole new website or can it be on our website? I can be on our website. I could, you know how I watch webcams, that's one of my little hobbies. Let's do it again. Let's let's get that up and rolling by next week. Nice. And that's free, that's free for everybody. Yes. That's do it again. Let's let's be let's get that up and rolling by next week. Nice and that's free That's free for everybody. Yes. That's why I said they we got a patreon exclusive. I think we can do that on YouTube

We'll save I'll come I'll call all the best footage though like if you destroy anything. Yeah, like anything of gittems I'll save that footage put a loop together I'll put up like a super Put that on patreon Got a charge for that though, right? Yeah. So if I stuff somehow migrates from one room to where the camera is.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. I want to read an ad real fast. It's the first ad in a while. And it's an ad, too. Really? Yeah. Oh, I think.

I evidently Sunday. And evidently February is very light on ads. The same thing happened last year. It's an ant too. Really? Yeah. Oh, I think. Evidently Sunday. Evidently February is very light on ads. Same thing happened last year. She went back in. She went back and looked, yeah, like for some reason people don't really advertise that much in February, but don't worry everyone. We got ads coming up.

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Probably thousands, you're right. You spend more than that on a bagel. Now she's taking a shot at me for it because I recently complained to her about a bagel costing $1.50. But I thought it should be cheaper. Is that how you want an all bagel? Are you on an all bagel diet now? Yeah, when I went to the doctor,

they were like bagels hauling you. No one because of you. He was a Jewish doctor, I don't know. I meant because of the stomach issues. Yeah. No, no, it's because I went to the bagel store recently and I could pick up a couple of bagels. And I'm talking without cream cheese,

but, mind you, these are the things I have to think about. Yeah, a dollar 50 for a bagel. 75 cents, I mean, I guess I'm just, you know, a dollar or, yeah. A dollar if it's like a fancy bagel, like a garlic or everything. Yeah, something a little bit of a disaster. Fucking jersey bagel.

Yeah. Oh. Oh. I was surprised I was like, I was like, this is the kind of thing that's gonna make me not want to eat bagels. Are they inferior to Staten Island bagels? Everywhere is inferior to New York bagels

Staten Island's got great bagels Bad work has your better you would think. What makes it better? Is it the water? The water guys got better water? Yeah, that's what I've heard. I've heard the same. I'm wonder why it adds it makes it they they take that water They take it down south. to Florida, place in Florida, bagel places, import that water. Water is so important, that's why anhyzer bushes in New Jersey and near Nork, because that water goes into the beer and makes it taste better. Well it's fermented, no, that's all different, dude.

Still put water in it. Yeah, that's great, so they could adjust, I know fucking about beer, dude, they have to adjust the recipe for every different region they're in to make a taste the same Tell them his beer business get them I'm telling them by the water. I'm trying to why the water in North Jersey is better than that in New York But it's not it is Do you have any sympathy now about that bag? I never had any My hometown pride. he's got his hometown pride.

Yeah, he's the best. I think that we've created a little almost like a TSD Netflix with the Patreon, right? I mean, you have so much to go back on and watch. You know, I often wonder should we take some of the stuff off because we're housing so much content. Yeah, like I think if you were to say like it'll be up there for a year. often wonder should we take some of the stuff off because we're housing so much content. Yeah, like I think if you were to say like, it'll be up there for a year.

Yeah. I think that's fair enough. I mean, there has to be thousands of hours of audio and hundreds of hours of video. Oh, no, there's thousands of hours of video too. Oh yeah. And any cheap. No.

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She didn't say anything about any of the fucking one I'm on. When you're on your on your on that Frank five rewind. Yeah, I don't know. Personal endorsement required. I guess that wasn't a great endorsement. Talk about your favorite Patreon show. No, that's okay. Check us out on patreon.com slash TESD or patreon.com slash tell them Steve Dave.

And then get all your TESD updates by.S.D. or patreon.com slash tell them Steve Dave and then get all your T.E.S.D. updates by following a T.E.S.D. town on Twitter and Instagram follow tell them Steve Dave on Facebook and join the T.E.S.D. town group to chat with other ants. Oh, it's a group. Wow. And then she tells me to say thank you ants for all the years of listening now back to the show. Oh my god. That's pretty good. That's a pretty good copy. Oh well. Turn against her with me. When we just squirt her with a water bottle. Yeah, right in the face. Okay. So a wall. Yes. Something for Oh yeah. I got a game. A new game. All right. this is cool um I thought it would be nice to have get him sit in and play it where you guys try to see how well you know me because I'm gonna give you two scenarios you have to pick which one I would go with okay now are these real life scenarios no these are outlandish scenarios okay but I honestly I wrote down like so before, you could check my work here.

I'm not, you know, I chose beforehand. Are you gonna lock it in? He's gonna see that. I'm gonna turn it this way. I know. He's prone to cheat. He is. He'll win at any cost this guy.

What else has he got? He doesn't even have a laundry bag in your life. He has actually, he has a better laundry bag now. Cooper chewing up that laundry bag was the best thing that ever happened to you. Yeah. So now, since these are based on your decisions, logic is out the window.

Well, you come to the conclusion that you think I would choose, however, you see fit. Okay. If you think I would choose however you see fit Okay, if you think throwing logic out the window is the way to go with you. I think it is yes What's the name of the game? Do you have a name? Ah flanney's choice So scenario number one number one bobs Cooper Cooper and I are on a cruise with Tom Brady, who just happens to be along with us. The ship goes down and I have one flotation device.

I have one and then I have another one. Who do I throw the flotation device to? Cooper or Tom Brady? I think Cooper. Well, I think with the... You've pet that dog, you felt like how solid it is. You would need like three flotation devices for that dog. He's all muscle.

So it's Tom Brady. Oh, sorry, my bad. My bad. LAUGHTER Well, see? So you're talking about, okay, so you're on open water, you have two floatations. And the ship went down and everybody else is dead. Yeah, it's just me, Cooper and Tom Brady are the only survivors and we're trying to struggle to stay afloat.

I grab a floatation device, I got mine, I'm safe, I grab another one, who do I give the other one to? Can we ask questions? I got mine. I'm safe. I grab another one. Who do I give the other one to? Can we ask questions? You can ask them out aloud. I can't answer them. Like what kind of floatation device? Something that floats. Of course, that's a fucking quick. How does that matter at all to the append to the it does? It does. It does. How? Depending on the shape of the object of the floatation device. It's something that's going to float and keep you a lot.

It's going to, it's going to keep them a lot. It's one of the rings. It's going to keep them on the, yeah. Okay. So some, it's all another ship comes by and we're rescued. Okay. It's one of the rings, but with a net in the middle. There you go.

Okay. So you see a, does make a difference. Mm-hmm. Okay. This is a rough one, man, because that's your dog. Yeah. I, I think, I know it's awful to say, but I think I love this dog more than I've loved

any other dog. Yeah. Yeah, I love socks, but there's something about Cooper that I like. Doesn't have the Cooper factor. Yeah, I need to have him next to me. I need to hear that, like that rumble when he's sleeping. I need to hear that snoring.

Not that, no, not that's disgusting. It's just snored, it gets me. It really puts me in a bad mood, and it's like, relaxes me. Very Beth is the same way with the cats. Like one of the cats is like, mm, mm, mm, mm. It's like very soft, you can barely hear it,

but it's just like, yeah. You can hear it in the other room. Like, Cooper sleep, and I gotta go in there and sit down next to him. My happiness. But I'm with her, like, my one cat would just get on me and start parring and you just feel it through your chest and it would just make you wanna go to sleep.

Ooh, okay. So you're talking about a human being. You're one of your favorite human beings. How can anybody let any human being drown over a dog? A dog, I mean, human beings life is always going to be worth more than a dog, right? Not always. I've had X-girl friends that I was supposed to go plummeting to the depths. What is my reaction when I return to land? And I'm interviewed by the news coverage. And they're like, you let Tom Brady drown to save your life. How do they know?

Yeah, I don't know. Did you tell them immediately? Yeah. Well, because when Tom Brady drowns, and I'm the only survivor with the dog, it's gonna be news. Yeah, I think every other person on this cruise ship also drowned.

Yeah, I wouldn't be able to do this. Like you guys were out on the desk. Yeah, it's not like you guys were in a robot together. Yeah. Well, as Tom was going down for the third time, I got myself on out and I snapped the photo. Oh, I got so phased in with his hand. I got so access, I'm not gonna call for help,

I'm gonna post this photo. But let's say for the sake of argument, I get back to land and I'm the only survivor of this cruise, you know, and especially a cruise where a major celebrity passed away on. You're gonna only go, did you see Tom, you know, what happened and were a major celebrity passed away on. They're gonna go, did you see Tom? You know, what happened? And I tell my story.

Do I not say that well, I was like a few feet away from Tom when you can't admit it. You keep that shit to yourself. Yeah. I keep that shit on the lock and came in. Well, you tell us. You could definitely tell us. But why though?

Because some people want to understand that. They won't get it. You don't want to be vilified. But he'll show a picture of Cooper. Like the news will cut to footage of him, like, you know, like, a picture of Jacelle and the kids. Yeah. I mean, I don't, I don't know if Cooper's picture is cute as he is.

This is a human being. How do you let any human being perish? Well, how do you hear them screaming? Help me, help me. I'm really full of water to their mouth. You're gonna hear Cooper fucking struggling and I know, but look, this is a heart. This is why it's called Flan's Choice.

The same easy choices that you know, this is, well, it's gonna be one of our most beloved games. Yeah. You hear that? Yeah. I just don't think, oh man, I don't. It's a human being.

Shouldn't I give that flotation device to any human being that I see, flailing away, drowning in front of my eyes? Over the dog. Over the dog, over the other dog Even if it's my dog not any humans logically stranger Tumbery still stranger Like Putin for now

We got to let Putin drown yeah, yeah drown Can you do this thing where you keep the dog on yours and you share it with the dog? It's one or the other that's why it's called Flanagan's Choice. Otherwise Sophie would have kept the other kid. You know what are you going to, you have any other thing? I mean logically you should, logically, logically you should save the other person that when there's two people that can try to save the dog and share the burden. Tom's too weak.

I saved him. He's very powerful. He's sinking due to the weight of his Super Bowl rings. Tommy got a choice. You get either liver throw away your rings. Do you get like a quiet moment where you could like kiss Cooper goodbye before you send them to the consign him to the deep. You're David Jones is dog now You're away and what do you think it's gonna be get him? He's not playing football anymore. He's not as valuable. Hey, but he's still a father He's still a husband. He's still a human being at the end of the day

Is it any human being's life worth more than a dog? No, not a pedophile, not a murderer. There's plenty of fucking metal. I can't do a background check. Right, whoever's drowning in front of me. But you said you're your phone. Yeah. I'm not paying for those services.

That's true, that's Roman. You can't do it, yeah, you gotta, like you gotta actually pay for those background checks. Yeah, that's true. I mean, you could tell G Jacelle that like you tried to save him and maybe like but I know it's up to you And how do I live with myself though? How do I face God? God made Cooper But how do I face God knowing I let a human being perish or a dog? What's a dog is gonna be like he's gonna like be paddling a little bit and then he's just gonna

sort of swim. He's gonna give up. He sinks like an anchor. Oh I believe it. Whereas like Tom Brady can be like, wow. He's calling my kids. He probably doesn't know my name. He's like, hey you. Hey guy. I'm going down here. Give me those two flotation devices. I'm fucking Tom Brady. Going down here. Give me those two flotation devices. I'm fucking Tom Brady Yeah, I thought Tom Brady just walk on water back to shore He's like you fucking dogdrowner Yeah, he'll take the other he'll take the other flotation device and then go to land and then it's help easy to why not I can only go off what I thought which is if I was on that floatation device with Benjamin

Yeah, and Tom Brady was going down Tom Brady would still be going down I would not give up like it would have to be family member To give up Benjamin and even then it to be family member to give up Benjamin. And even then it depends on which family member. Who was that closer for the Yankees? Oh, Mariano? I love Mariano. He's gotta go. Oh, really?

Everybody's gotta go. I'm gonna be a cat that's 170, five out of it in a few years. I'm gonna get back to the shore. Yeah, I'll stop, I'll, like the ship that came in the savior was like, we, I'll show you. I think I like to show you. I'll be like we I think I like to throw you footage. I'll be like I don't have to tell you.

And it's my fucking cat. You don't like it suck my balls. I'll be filled. You know, a lot of people would, I think you'd be surprised at how many people would be like, that guy's all right. I do the same thing. I'd be revered in certain circles.

I think you're right because the people get such and a love and attachment to their heads. They, you know, they become true members of the family. Yeah, that's how I feel. But when you hear another human being screaming to help, how do you let that human be par- how do you let him go down? Well, do I know them?

Because like Mariano I know. So that's harder. Because you know what I mean? Like, I know Tom. No, no, no, no. Like, I don't know. I know what he would harder because you know what I mean like my no Tom no no no like I don't know I know what you do I just know I just know I just know we hit it off He'd be like you're my friend Okay, so so Mariana goes down, but I know Mariana that's difficult. It's it is that's a little more so Mariana goes down. But I know Mariana, that's difficult. That's a little more difficult.

Mariana goes down. 10 seconds later, he pops back up with a scuba diver and he's got a regulator in his mouth and a subsurface. And this has all been an elaborate, and he'll understand how do you justify it? But you're not getting, I don't give a fuck. I would come back to shore and tell them that Mary I was not a good example like

Like I would that I would that I let Tom Brady die. I would come back and be like I don't give a fuck that's my cat And that be it I'll take you I'll take the slings and arrows you you wait in yeah, but what about the guilt that you got to live it for zero guilt Really I got to save my fucking pal. That's my friend. I knew you didn't sink in or did you sink the boat? But the person you let drown had had a family. Yeah, that's difficult. That is so oh my god emotionally. I don't know Because they were on the cruise too Okay, so you're going Cooper. I think Cooper. Right.

I think as much as you would want to save Cooper, it would be the human element, the screaming, and they'll like, help me. Give me that flotation device. I want you to hear me. Don't turn your back on me. Where are you floating? I don't think I would have anything to do

with the Tom Brady idolatry. I think I would have to do with just, it's a person. And that person can vocalize and express their fucking object fear out of dying. The terror, the TV 12 you're going with. Yeah, I think I might have to do it to you. There's a shark, it's chewing on my leg. You got to save me

Logic now Again logic says you save the human and together the two of you could possibly save the dog but Knowing you you would save Cooper save Cooper. Yeah two Cooper's and TV 12. Yeah Wrote it down right here. So I'm not making up an answer to fit what was guessed and just now, but I would have to save the human being. Yeah. I would have to. I just could not live with that day after day of hearing someone scream and having to

hear them drown in front of my eyes. I just think it was too different. It would be stranger. Even if it was a stranger, I just could not deal with watching another human being parachute for me that I could save them. Doesn't mean anything other than like... Cooper doesn't matter as much as a random human. It's the situation that you got to put it into. It's like I'm like, yeah, I'm dying right in front of my eye. Tom could get him like 20 other French bulldogs.

He could find that is close enough to Cooper. Well, their only chance of survival is in Walten's. Yeah. That's a lot to carry. Yeah, I get it. I mean, of course, I understand. I wonder if like, but you would risk your life to save Cooper. Yeah. Like, what's the percentage that you're going to die

before you're like, I'm not going to do it? If they like this 50-50 shot, you're going to run to that building and say that dog, 50-50, you save it, 50 you die. I probably would go in on a burning building, the ever going, and it searches long as I could before feeling I was gonna succumb to the smoke. Two seconds, look how bad I am. Yeah.

That's it, those videos. 40, 60, 40, 60. 40, 60 is still good enough odds. I could be 40, 60. All right, I like this. This is how I like this thing. Give me 30, 70. I still think, 30, 70, I. I still think I'm a 30.

You're a 30. Yeah. All right. 25% I still think even with 25% odds, I'm going to I'm going to roll that dice. Anything lower. We're going to reach 100. Yeah. 120 anything under 25. I'm like, what are the odds? What are the odds? I'm going to say that fucking ballsy though. A 75% chance of dying and you still go in.

25 just sounds like one out of four people is gonna do it. You're right, yeah. I have a one out of four guy, I feel like. Yeah, I'll pull that fucking fucker out of there. Yeah, good for you. What's he doing in there anyway? Why is he fucking around in a burning building? I'm just trying to get him some new bag.

All right, so only Brian. I feel Brian has a big advantage in this. Knowing me since fifth grade, he just has a bigger advantage just solely based upon years. All right, quote, scenario two. My house is caught fire. Everyone's out, but I can only save one item. It's between my Marvel Masterwork collection, which is high-end.

Coofer. High-end, you know, beautiful copies of all the Marvel comics, you know, they're usually run between anywhere, between on the aftermarket, you know, then go for hundreds, a piece. Or my wedding album. Is your wife alive? Everybody in my family. This is solely now about a physical item. I think you get that wedding album. I don't know, he's put a lot of work into those Marvel master works. Yeah, but you can get you can buy them. You can get them on eBay, some shit like that.

Oh no, not some of them. Some of them have to do with this weird guy who comes to the store late at night and then sits there and talks to wall for two hours. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, I had that one master working. There was one guy that had this one master work. I could not find on eBay. And he was like, well, I'm gonna come to the store

because I wanna meet you. I was like, all right, you came to the store, you fucking stayed there and wanted to talk to me for hours before I would sell it to him. Before he would sell it to me. Did you buy it? Yeah. Which one was it?

It was X-Men. It was a very early volume of X-Men and had issues 28, the first appearance of Banshee goes for like $600 to $800, even $1,000, if depending on if it's unopened. And I was really thinking at that point, I was like I should just pay the grant. I'm going to do this. Yeah, time has now. Do you have copies of the wedding album?

Is that the only copy? The only copy. No, it's got to get those. How are you going to run an LFF and face your wife with an awful of X-Men? No, we know you're precious. It's not just X-Men, it's every volume. Yeah. What's that? It's you and that. Oh, yeah. It's pulling up. What are you pulling up out of from? You had me scan it one time.

Oh, okay. So I sent it to my cloud. What do you, so BQ has weighed in? His answer is locked. The wedding apple. The wedding apple. Yeah, I just think there's a lot of experimental value is sure I'm wedding album. The wedding album. Yeah, I just think there's a lot of experience.

Sentimental value is worth more than a monetary value. Well, one is irreplaceable, one is not. So why would you go for the one that's not irreplaceable? Right. Yeah, that makes sense. And I mean, I've watched Walt's Marriage since 94. Yes, he knew. I would describe him as a

pencilist. You were in that wedding book? Pants list. Well, she wears the pants. That's what I'm saying. I think I think he's still processing his mother fucker. I think, yeah, as much as the Marvel Masterworks mean, the wedding album, well, when's the last time you looked at it? Probably when I needed to get some picture scan for a gift I was working on,

I'd get him scan them a couple years ago. Look at this picture, Q. And tell me if you notice anything about me that will be worth mocking. Yeah. if you notice anything about me that will be worth mocking. Yeah, but you have to remember like that's like that's how it took some lumps for something in that picture. Yeah, it's still like I can't believe you don't see it immediately. I can't believe you don't see it immediately. No, I can't find it. Well, if you're for the sake of for the sake of speed, look at that thumb sticks out like a sore thumb. Somebody, somebody said my thumb was too big. Is that a ruin that's massive?

A ruin the picture. Yeah, but not like, I mean, that thumb just is like, it's like Andre, a giant is like holy shit. It didn't strike me. thumb this is like Andre the giant is like holy shit. It's right. For time for you, like, can you just talk your thumb in? Yeah, I think that you would for for your the sake of your wife, which you love more than the master works marginally, maybe, but still the master works can mostly be replaced. Whereas the wedding album is done, no, no negatives, right?

No negatives. Oh, you know the made negatives by Dan and I. A couple of scans. You're really made negative. Oh, you smelly dog. Oh God, get him way in. I say your master works. Say the master works, how come?

Uh, I think you're wifu forgive you eventually right but you would Lament over those master works Even though you some of them you haven't ever cracked open. They're still in the plastic They're more valuable that way. Yeah I can't imagine that you can pull out the 400 books of master works and not just slide that album in between two of them. All right, so he's coming out with the second palette. Switch. It would take multiple trips to get him out.

So check out my pants because I would definitely grab the Marvel Masterworks. Wow. Wow. It'll arpe. And what would be said to you if she's seen it? I don't care what we said. I don't care if she's going to get it. I would definitely get the Vastor because they took me years

to acquire pristine, variant covers. And those photos were taken in an hour or two. And I'm gonna press with the pants. I gotta say, wow. Yeah, she doesn't listen so. I don't know how to worry about that. But yeah, I definitely would do the Masterworks, given that some fire god has like,

choose this or the Masterworks, I would take the Masterworks. See, I agree, a wedding album, like Mary Beth had some made, and I don't look at them either. Right. And there are things that, in fact, there's lots of things that if the house was on fire, I would pass by the wedding hell once again

I like I know what I looked like exactly you can't remember yeah, right So oh get them in briar time cue over two. Yeah, I'm learning a lot though That's good. I like it means that we still room to grow Yeah, I'm learning a lot though. That's good. I like it. It means that we still room to grow Cenario three Do I wish for 10 great seasons for the devils or 10 months of great sisex of great success for tell them Steve Dave 10 years of Great seasons now I consider 10 great seasons to be in at least three of those 10 years, a Stanley Cup. Wow. When the Stanley Cup. Okay, when he.

And what does it mean first, the other option? What is that? How does that translate for us? Ten months of great success for Tom Steve Dave. Yeah, what's great success? Maybe we double the Patreon. After that last ad, let's add the Mary Beth pulling. I can't see how it won't talk about the Patreon. After that last ad that Mary Beth put in her can't see how it won't talk about the Patreon. I think Talon Steve did. I would think because he's not as into the doubles as he once was, not nearly. And does it mean anything if a gene cutting levels win? They're not winning. He is wearing a double sweatshirt as you speak up.

Yeah, but you're watching TV daily, did you? You're not watching sports. You're just watching what Tomatons win a pre-dead with any amount of sports professional wrestling. Because it's all... I know. Yeah. Yeah.

I wouldn't consider a genie doing all this you know in my mind It was all I would just sit back and enjoy it baby. Right the reason it's happening is because you're magical wish So it's gonna happen All you the only suspense you have is which three years are they gonna win the cup as opposed to Anything else like Still fun trying to get it Fun is fucking the amount of money making you But only for 10 months 10 months no no no that yeah, but why then everybody quits me Yeah, then numbers go back to where they were still that's your money as opposed to the devil's money

Yeah, yeah, so I think and I think Walt as a he cares about the devil's money. Yeah. Yeah. So I think. And I think, um, Walt has a, he cares about the people around him a lot. I do. Yeah. I do. And he would, and he would, I would, I'm the curse. The Albatross. Cause he wouldn't see it as like, this is just for me, it's like this is gonna affect my friends as well. Yeah. It's gonna affect people that I care about, whereas the devil's like 10 years,

I think he's finally come to the point now, or he's like, it doesn't fucking matter if they're winter loose. Yeah. I've come to the, I've crossed a bridge much like Sunday and cue about collecting them. Mm-hmm. I've realized to the I've crossed a bridge much like Sunday and Q about collecting I've realized it's meaningless. Yeah pretty much so you're going to go to tell them Steve David. I think it's more person You're going with TSD. Yeah, I think so. I'm going with the doubles. How come because you get 10 years

versus 10 months I mean 10 months is over in one year, less than a year. Right. And then he would have nine years of hanging your head with nothing to look forward to versus if the doubles are winning, you have 10 years. Why the fuck is this the only thing he has to look forward to? Like once a Tom Steve Dave thing is over,

he's like, I might as well die. No, I mean, he could still do two SD. It's just not as popular. It says popular. So it is like now, right? But the devil's winning, which is popular boy. All right. I would wish for 10.

10 years of great success wow what a piece of shit I would I would vote for 10 minutes of success for tall Steve David with the doubles betting slink on New Jersey now Seven of those 10 years I'm gonna lose Yeah, I just feel that even with 10 months of great success for Tom Steve Dave, I'm still gonna read the fucking little pissant son fucking retic on. They still don't do this. Oh, they don't do anything for the free show. Oh, they care about it.

Even with 10 great successful months, you know it doesn't come with no fucking bitch. We want to get him on, but now we don't want him on. Now I know why we're playing this game. We've just got to the point of it. This is the center of the Tootsie Pop right here. But yeah, I mean, like, it was right. 10 years is a long time to have something like to look forward to but how could you How could you care if you know they're gonna do well because of a genie like why would it mean anything? You don't know what those three years are You have it and the games are still good but you saying 10 great years so even even the non-sand the cup years are good years

Yeah, so it's just like you just I don't't, yeah, it would, it would recharge my batteries for watching them again. I just feel like it would get me back to that place where I used to be. Him and Jeff, I got fucking maniac with carrying a chicken around the living room. Him and Jeff could talk about more. Yeah, I just feel like it would be more beneficial to my state of mind. I don't think so, dude. I think you would just be like, I know they're gonna win. I know they're gonna win. I don't care. No, that would be,

I would be fucking just sitting back and knowing like the stress-free viewing. For seven, for three, I don't know. It's a Tom Brady fan. That shows that it doesn't matter that the person's gonna win. He's still a fan. I'm not.

Yeah, you know what? I think that you stop caring and you only start caring again on the 11th year because then you're gonna be like I don't know what's gonna happen this could be that exciting if you know that they're gonna do great. I don't know Telling you man 10 months is just like you said. It's like it's not even a year Yeah, but so what? No, it's like you're spoken like a man with money Spoken like a man with money

I'm sorry it would be the tap dabbles 10 years of great seasons all right Well, I like this one. Yeah, nothing. Yeah, you're really Get him is get him's clean it up on this right? You're right. This is what this is what happens when we spend this much time together happens when we spend this much time together. You have a choice to be recognized as either the funniest man alive or the most dangerous badass alive. So either I walk into a room and everyone's like, holy shit, man, tell us, make us laugh, tell us jokes, or everyone's like, hold for the long night shots. Like, I'm a fucking powder keg.

And everyone's fucking. Like my childhood. It's a scare, everyone's just like, like it's more badass than Ken Shamrock. Yeah, like how he's the bar today for everything. Most people are saying like, who's Ken Shamrock? I think you take badass over funny, because funny brings attention. Attention and...

So does this? Yeah, but badass. I'm world-renowned as the baddest badass on the internet. Yeah, I think most people don't want anything to do with you then. I think most people like, what about badass with a hard-to-gold? I didn't say that in this. He's a badass.to-gold. Right, but I didn't say that in the end. Yeah. I don't think he's right. That gets left alone.

Yeah. He's more badass than Lee Roy Brown. Sure. Sure. More people take that as like, oh, he thinks he's a badass. Well, fuck with them. Yeah. Now, you're, and you're legitimately a badass.

Yeah, yeah. Okay. It's not on hype. Okay, I'm just gonna push him. So he can hack it up. He can handle any beef that comes his way. Right. And most people are smart enough not to bother with the guy. I'm recruited by secret service agencies.

They want me to be like a spy. I'm such, I'm like Tom Cruise, Tom Brady. I didn't do that, I was covered. Ken Shamrock all rolled over the wall. He knew that was coming. Ken Shamrock all rolled the ball. He's a triple threat. But you can't tell a joke though. Well, if I do, it was gonna laugh at it anyway, because they're so scared.

He's limited to quipy one launch. Like that joke. That everyone laughs out of fear. Yeah, I agree with you. I think the attention that comes from like being funny, because then everybody wants to talk to you. Everybody wants to be around you. I mean, you know, oh, oh, oh, you're expected to always.

And not even the funniest one. You're expected to always be on, right? Yeah, yeah. And I'm the fucking consolation prize when it comes to the Joker. I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just,

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He is a sinnui. But he puts, he's a limber dick. No, you know, no, he's got a lot of power with that guy. All right. Murray's like, what were they talking about? I have a limber, what? I'll be a limber dick. I'm gonna choke the out.

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No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. argue with you. Nothing. What do you want, Mr. Flanagan? Yeah. But you say you're friendly though.

You're approachable. I help all the enemies. Okay. Because when you got it, you don't have to flex it. Absolutely. Warfins, all that stuff that guys are hard to go do. That bullshit. You got to bounce it.

Like the United States is dropshowing the Ukraine and you fucking push him back, take the brand of yourself, yeah. Yeah, and all the action heroes rolled into one. I love it. Love it. Yeah. I'm gonna say funny because he's so contrairian. He's winning me, I know.

No, because he has to back up his bad ass. But he can. Yeah, but that still means he's going to be hurting people, possibly killing people. That's okay. Just fools that stepped to him. Yeah, guys. Yeah. Yeah, but you know, you don't, you don't start none. There won't be none. Yeah, but there's people out there who, you know, they got a little screw loose and you know, they're gonna, you know, try to, they're feeling their oats, they're feeling a little froggy and they want to jump and he's gonna have to You know deal with that and that's that's a lot of pressure to you know because he has a hard to cold He doesn't want to do it, but he does he has to do it. I want to break some fucking skulls

Yeah, he's got it. Just for once. Yeah He's constantly watching himself keeping himself and she doesn't do enough on the free show This is a world of cardboard Don't do enough on the free show huh? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha right yeah without it out I would love to be known as the fucking ultimate bad ass room I walk into man I'm a fucking secret agent well freedom fighter yeah maybe a wife gives you the pants and just so you know when you come into TSC town studios, I consider you the batter Mother in the whole damn town Me neither then a judge our dog So you're on the board and Brian and get him or tied are we tired? Yeah, where's the three you guys got three each now to each to each they're only up they're only up by one on me

Yeah, oh, I'm still in this still in this all right. We only got two more dog here. This is a regular flanagan game Yeah, I'm still in this. Still in this. All right. We only got two more, though, here. This is a regular flattigate game. Yeah, we still have two for two. Well, the last question is not worth 10 points. Yeah. Yeah. I can take a pill that will make me ripped and give me a Bruce Lee body forever. But the side effect is I lose 50% of my intelligence.

Do I take it? 50% of my intelligence. Do I take it? Ooh. 50% of your intelligence. Pretty smart. I know you are, but still 50%. Even if you had 150 IQ, you're now like borderline retarded. Forest Cup, I think was 78.

I think Forest Cup was 78. I just thought it couldn't come up with games like 1-2-3 anymore. I didn't think it would mean that I wouldn't know how to open a can. So a lot of you just spinning it. You can open up a can of wolf ass, would you? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha if you committed a crime, they couldn't execute you. No. Except the taxes. I better move the taxes. Yeah.

Hey, man, really? That's how, like, 50%. Well, how do you know what I am already, though? I don't, but I'm saying, let's say you're even your besting 148. Well, average is what? 100? You're 11, maybe 110.

I mean, then you can't even get dressed by yourself. Forest comes IQ was 75 in the movie and book. So you're looking at having between 50 and 60? So I'm a little bit underneath forest. Forest comes playing, et cetera. That's if you had 150, I can. You loved him. So that's when I'm weighing in my money, right?

He seemed happy. Right, look at me. Look at me. I'm fucking shirtless everywhere I go. I don't give a fuck of people think. I'm getting that fuck out. Getting that six pack out. The average US IQ is 98.

98, okay, so you're talking about? 98 to 100. It's about a 50 IQ. Yeah. You're a vegetable for Christ's sake. I can't. No, I'm so like that. I don't think you're here. He's ripped, but he can't a hundred for sure.

But like I said, even if he's 150, even if he's besting 148 over here, he's still at Forest Gump level IQ. Right. So he's a little less of Forest Gump, but he's jacked. Yeah. And he stays that way forever. So no dementia. You say that way forever?

Yeah. Yeah, it's just a permanent state. I got that Bruce Lee body. Yeah. Oh, I got that. I think he takes the pill. I think you take the pill. Okay.

Yeah. Could you still draw? I don't know, can I? Only with crowns? Get them's on fire I think I might even be happier right that they say people who are intelligent are prone to be yeah more depressed they have an over-analysed above weird attachments to things. I think you take it. I do. I do.

I think at this late stage in your life, you'd rather hold on to your faculties than be ripped. Because what good would it do to run around without a shirt on? It's similar to the to the badass except you just like You just peacock and around Like it doesn't serve any purpose whereas your intelligence does although you're You're surprised that Half your intelligence gone you would be forced come does lead me to believe

I and you would be first comp, does lead me to believe. Yeah, I, yeah. Well, I just, I gave myself way more credit, way more, you know, smarts than I think you guys did. Right. I could lose 50% and still be the same guy. Right. You know, that's, in my mind, that's how things were working. I just wouldn't be like as quick, you know. Right.

Yeah, that's all. It'll lose a little bit of the quickness. Okay, so that's. Right. Yeah, that's all. It'll lose a little bit of the quickness. Okay, so that's different then. Yeah, I didn't think out. Yeah, I truly didn't realize so that it would be. Drewlings. Yeah, that's in a home. Well, that's what I'm picturing is with his wife.

Yeah, he's ripped, but she's got to like, travel drool a lot of things. He's wearing a bib and shit. Yeah, I don't think it's not like that. 50%, it's nothing. Right, it's nothing. It's 50%, it's half. That's half.

God, the way you're fighting it so much, it makes me want to say that like you would take the pill. Yeah, but he does that though. I know, I know. That's why I'm not exactly sure. Um, I can't, I'm gonna go against my, uh, my better judgment here. I'm gonna say that you're not gonna take the pill. Not gonna take the pill. Right. But you would rather have your full mental full. You wouldn't be able to help his kids with their homework or anything. Terrible. How to

school. Oh, they could go to college. Both of my kids college. You think he's gonna help? I don't know what the college work is. I know. Why? Because you're in pretty good shape right now. Thank you. But, and I think, you know, losing that. We don't catch a camera. But I've never seen Bruce Lee. You ever seen Bruce Lee? I've never seen Bruce Lee.

I've never seen Bruce Lee. I've never seen Bruce Lee. I've never seen Bruce Lee. I've never seen Bruce Lee. I've never seen Bruce Lee. I've never seen Bruce Lee. I've never seen Bruce Lee. I've never seen Bruce Lee.

I've never seen Bruce Lee. I've never seen Bruce Lee. I've never seen Bruce Lee. I've never. But, and I think, you know, losing that... I believe you don't get a shamrock. Yeah. But I've never seen Bruce Lee. You ever seen him in a shirt on? Yeah. It's unbelievable that a human looks like that. Yeah.

Very tight chisel, I would say. Yeah. Cut out of marble. It's different. It's different than like the overly, you know, the viny, super-poppy, like like balloon like muscles. Yeah, like an Arnold sleek. Yeah, Sinui Yeah, I just I think you the intelligence is more than you know brain over brawn Everybody was kung fu fighting because I would take that

fucking. Yeah. It's title around now. It's title around. Oh, it comes out to the last question. Look at this guy. Look at that guy. Yeah. Yeah. He never wore shirt. I wouldn't either. Never. And now and supposedly when he did martial arts moves on television in the movies, he had to slow down because the film couldn't pick him up as quick as he moved Do you know what killed him? Do you see the he took an aspirin? I thought he got punched in the stomach No, that was he do Dini. He took an aspirin and it was so impure to his it like it shut the fuck up real yeah, wow

He was an antiverelem. Yeah yeah look can you go that that's fucking crazy All right final question shit man. I should have went with my Back baby. Yeah, Flannie's choice. I think it's a good one. I think it's keeper. I like it. I think it's here to stay Now can we whoever wins this can get like like a title? Until the next time we get free a free lottery bag Officially Walt's best friend until the next until the next day No trophy. Oh, they can't wait actually we have a trophy All right

It's Valentine's Day in it, you know, it has was Valentine's Day for recently and my kids are gone for the night. I have a Texas Roadhouse gift card and I booked a hotel room. Hotel room in the kitchen. The specifics. Ask them about to leave with the misses. There's a knock at the door.

Don't knock on the table. In this instance, it's theater of the mind. It's the rest of the time. Don't knock on the table, get him? I look to the people and Sunday Jeff is on the porch, and he's crying. Do I open the door or do I pretend I'm not at home and call him the next day?

It's Sunday Jeff. Well, it leads me to believe you're answering the door. Yeah, I think so. I think you are a great guy. I think you're a good friend. I think you know there's no way Sunday Jeff showing up on your door crying and let something Seriously wrong. I don't even think you'd be able to enjoy that Texas Road House meal knowing that Sunday Jeff is out there crying. He's on the hook for a non-refundable reservation that I don't know how to. And ask him to get out of the house because Jeff's out there.

Hey, you feel I was gonna leave eventually. Yeah, eventually to leave. I'm fine, so I'm gonna sell some cry. And as we've heard, though, I don't get to make the decisions anyway. Yeah. Doug, what should I do? Sunday Jeff is crying, though, I don't get to make the decisions anyway. Yeah. What should I do? Sunday Jeff is crying.

Yeah, I also think that Deb would not want to see her man turn away a dear friend in need and still want to enjoy his company. Okay. That's what I think. So. Yeah, I agree with you, Q. I think that as disappointing as it may be to see his big fucking bloated fucking red-crugging face that threw that people You're like there it has to be something serious

Like he wouldn't show like fuck Valentine's day. He wouldn't show up here any day crying For no reason or very little reason. Yeah, and that road, that Texas Roadhouse car isn't going bad. And you might be able to get a couple. You could probably, who knows, you might still be able to go to the motel. I might just have to skip dinner. Yeah. Well, no, he does that classic trickery

has Demi call him like five minutes later. Well, yeah, I got to take this call, Jeff. Yeah. Something that's not happening. Yeah, I think you're too good of a friend. I think that he, anybody, any of your friends shows up, you can get him. He unless. I think that he's anybody. Any of your friends shows up even get him. Unless he's crying about his laundry pack.

I was like, I know it's about the laundry pack. Turn the light off. Yeah, I think you open the door. He sees a curtain. Close your own fast. He's a Kurtz- Just the shoes, like... Closureal fest. Yeah, I think you're opening the door to Sunday just to see what's going on. Okay. Yeah, you're gonna help him.

You're gonna help him? Yeah, you know, I'm gonna take the opposite one, because you're either in a three-way tie or you win. No, I'd like to think that if I was in Sunday Jeff's spot, would help me can I change my answer then just to be contrary you could or you or it could be a three-way tie and everyone's best friends And then we leave for till we meet again and everyone feels good. Yeah, but if everybody's special no special So I'm gonna change my answer All right, I think you fucking go for the bone and go for the Sunday Jeff will still be there tomorrow to the the bone in stick and the bone in the hotel. Yeah. All right. Oh, this dog. Jesus Christ. I mean, he could he could technically give the hotel room to

Jeff. Yeah. Jeff needs a person like killing himself. I go to Texas Roadhouse because his kids are gone. So we can go back to the house. All right, all right. It's a win-win am I saying? It is Valentine's Day. I wanted to make it sure it's clear. It's Valentine's Day. Very important, very romantic day.

Very important part of the equation. I think. But your love for Jeff is almost in the same van as your love for your wife. Wow, I would have done it soon. Now I know why you're not married. It's the same van as your love for your wife Wow, I would have done it soon now. I know why you're not married Same vein I

Would have to open that door. Yeah, I think you knew that You I know you wanted that you wanted that fucking best friend solo. You wanted it so bad. So yeah We'll play next. Yeah, what are we gonna do tonight? Yeah, we'll play next. Yeah, what are we gonna do tonight? I got a I got a reservation at a hotel Texas Royal house gift card Yes, great. I want to I want to play Quinney's choice. I want to come with something. Yeah, yeah, I'll come next week with Quinney I'll do six. Yeah, this will be great. Oh, I love this. I want to thank Tom He he came up with somebody's questions.

Oh, him? The other Tom, not Tom Brady. All right. If you get him and Tom, you only had one flotation device. Mm-hmm. Who do you give it to? Oh, that was nice.

Get him's gonna need four to five by himself anyway. I think it's un need four to five by himself anyway. I think it's unkillable as I am. I am that turd that I'm flushable. I'm only kidding. I just want to see get a space when you're picked up. I don't want to bring them up in a position. Wow. So nice. If I brand new game,

roll those cocksuckers who are complaining that we don't do any games. Even though we just fucking did did all games episode of episode 500 Right right not enough Yeah, that would yeah, that had to be what only a couple weeks ago But it's never enough. Do you think that maybe maybe You guys maybe just shouldn't look at Read it all no because if it's in influencing the show now

It could I I always choose to have it influence in a good way. Okay. I thought this was a good episode I think so too It benefits us to yeah to maybe sometimes be spiteful. Work for us for fucking. You know why you're right about that. Okay, fair enough, fair enough. 10 great years. Mary Beth just texted me.

She said for more games like Fanny's Choice, go to patreon.com. I'm Steve Dave. Tell him Steve Dave. Hey, just wanted to announce some patreon information before we end the episode first up for the hundred-dollar tier a poll was sent via email on February 25th if you did not get the email Please check your junk mail or just go to the TSD patreon site click on posts and you'll find it there And that's where you can enter in what size Jersey you're gonna need please please please do this as quickly as possible

And I would very much appreciate that. I also want to announce that the 20-hour tier gift for the new cycle that starts in March is a hard-covered graphic novel that I did the artwork for called The Psychedelic Knights of the Fifth Dimension. It's published by Blue Juice Comics and it's over 100 pages long and I'm extremely, extremely proud of it. So if you're in the toy art here or higher tier, you don't have to do anything business as usual. If you are in one of the lower tiers and would like a copy, you got to hop up to the toy art here in March and you'll be selling a copy in May. I know we don't

explain how the gift tier work probably since we started all this, but how it works is if you stay how the gift tier work. Probably since we started all this, but how it works is if you stay in a gift tier for three consecutive months, you unlock a gift or gifts that are sent to your home. I did want to announce that this particular gift, the complete psychedelic nights of the fifth dimension hardcover, if there are any copies left over after May, they will be going up on the TSD website. But as always, they will sell for exactly what the Patreon members paid. We had to print a certain number of copies to get the cost at a price.

We could offer it as a $20 gift. And we will probably have about 200 copies extra in May if my math is correct. And before I go, I don't want to forget about the upcoming content on the Patreon. Look for the second episode of the bottom doing with Dave Windorf called Third Eye Radio, a new Frank V project with Brian, myself and Gidem called Frank V's Top 5. A new Let's All Go, Toho the Movies is coming where Jeff and I watch Godzilla vs. Hedora aka the smog monster. And speaking of Jeff, the return of the all-new Sunday Jeff show is a march, as well as a new behind the fake counter, new episodes of Sunday Grindr

in the can, and coming as well, a new get wrecked with Timmy Hill episode is also completed. And that one is where Brian and I chat about days of yesterday, and we worked with our boss and friend Timmy Hill at the Highlands Community Center. And I think that's it for the updates. So see you next week and every Tuesday. Thank you.