Tell Em Steve-Dave - #512: Sack Window

Episode Date: March 21, 2022

TB12 returns, murderabilia, Iceberg Slim, The Batman, Coffee vs Tea.

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Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tellum Steve Dave. I'm here with Walt. Yeah, unfortunately though, not here with Q. Now, far, far away. Yeah, I took 20 minutes. I mean, I was on my way there, but I couldn't even get off that night. It was taking me as long as it normally takes me to get there to even get to the bridge And I was like why the fuck am I doing this to myself? I can just turn around and zoom in I Rather than come there all frustrated and like pissed off and shit Pandemic's taught taught the world that right that uh Yeah, yeah, I mean I prefer coming in there anymore birthday parties weddings Funeral like there people who zoomed into mellows

funeral. Really? To watch it, yeah. I can see that. I mean, it is good in one way. I mean, it's very jets in like it is. You don't have to dress up. Well, at least from the waist up you do. Just take a shirt on with a tie and then underwear. Yeah. I hear you. How many people got caught though during the pandemic with like... Like jerking off and stuff. A lot of things. I mean, it's not that many that got caught jerking off. As many of you were wearing pajama bottoms I was gonna say but there were a few people who did get caught, you know, fondling themselves. Yeah. Writing dirty. Yeah, or others

There was a case in Chicago. I think where some of some guy was abusing his niece or something and Oh I was abusing his niece and he I guess he didn't know that she was on the camera with the school You know with a teacher so he came in and started you abusive and shunned and they busted him from that. Oh, good. Well, that's good. That's nice. Zoom's helping people.

I think the biggest news of the week is your boy T12. TB12 is coming back. Yeah, I mean, strange. I would love to be an insider. I'll give anything to be an insider to what what's going on in that camp because Doesn't make any sense whatsoever to retire for less than a month and come back Something else had to be a play in my opinion. I agree and do you think because there are people who are calling for him to I agree and do you think because there are people who are calling for him to

reimburse the guy who bought the final pass football. The final touchdown pass football like he bought it for 500,000, half a million. Yeah. Oh, is that his responsibility? I mean, if he wants to be a stand-up guy and be like, it would be nothing to him to do it. I mean, if I was Tom Brady, I would feel horrible for that guy. So I probably would if I had to T B 12's money. But I mean, it's really not his responsibility. What somebody's willing to pay for a piece of sports memorabilia is it? Well, no, it's not because I thought about this, but I'm like, and we'll never know when he announced his retirement. Did he know, like, in a month, I'll be fucking unretired anyway. I think he did.

So if he did, yeah, I think this was some sort of orchestrated plan that just did not go to the, how he thought it was gonna go. Something is so, something is fishy in Denmark or in Tampa Bay. You don't think he just like made the decision. Then retired and was like just feeling good and like still working out and shit. And he's like, I wish I hadn't had done it. And just I'll probably walked in in a bikini or something was like, well, then why don't you?

Why don't you just go back? I'm just hoping. Hoping for his sake and our sake that you walked around a bikini's all day. And it's like, well, then just go back. You know how like, you know, your wife could be like, well, then just fucking go. You know, like stop complaining about this. And he did it. That is certainly not enough time, in my opinion, to have thought you made the wrong decision.

To me, like, there is something else that I was going on, whether it was a power move to try to get the team to trade his rights and the team just dug your heels in and was like, no, we're not going to trade your rights. If you come back and play, you're playing for Tampa Bay or nobody. And I don't know, but I don't think for a second that he realized, and only 20 some days that he was like, you know what, I miss it. Really? It's just too quick. It's just way too quick.

You'd have to think the season starts before you're like, I made the wrong decision. I don't know. I mean, how long after you left the stash, did you feel like you wanted to go back? That would be okay. Deb shows up on a bikini. She's like, well, the thing is though,, though he had the option to come back though. You know, he's making the call though if he wants to come back. Well, you don't think it's like he made the retirement and then someone from the

bucket here. It was like, look, dude, whatever money we're going to give you, we'll give you three times as much, just come back one more time. I don't think he's motivated by money. But then what would it be? What would any of his team be? Or for one more ring and to just pay it on all those stats to get them to a point where maybe they're untouchable at some point

that the stats, but I don't think there's no money on the planet that could like, let's say the one of the worst teams in the league was like, well, give you more money than any human being has ever made throwing a ball, whether it be any sport, I don't think he'd go to that team. I think it's more about getting a ring. And I just think he wants to go to another team. And he thought that he could, he was trying to force the team to do something and they wouldn't do it.

I, I, I, at a spiked I would think he wouldn't come back at all then so it's surprising that he's coming back though. If, if I'm right, I could be totally off base here. I, well, this, go ahead. No, no, go ahead. But to me, it's like you, I cannot imagine making that decision. And then in 30 days, less than 30 days, like, go, re cannot imagine making that decision. And then in 30 days, less than 30 days, like reneging on that decision. The whole thing was off.

It was a big one. It was botched. You know, it got leaked to decision. And then he said, you know, I have it me. Actually, the report was wrong. I'm not retiring, but then a day later, he goes, okay, I am retiring. The whole thing was so completely fumbled by his camp.

The whole thing was so completely fumbled by his camp. And I just don't know what was going on because it doesn't feel like it was a legitimate retirement home. I don't think it looked good for him when people were like, hey, what about this guy with the ball? There are two camps. People who feel like somehow it's Tom Brady's responsibility, because it's not like he bought it from him. No.

No. And there's other people who are like, fuck the guy. Like the guy, you know, he's an adult to me. He's a big confusion. He's like the Mark McGuire baseball, or the same, you know, and then it was broken a year later, the home run record. Yeah, I know, and then it was broken a year later. The home run record. Yeah, I mean, if he wants,

it's only reason he gives that money to that guy, is for good PR. There's no other reason. You put out a call, I guess he does something with cryptocurrency. He has like some sort of, and he goes like, hey, ETF, I think it is or something like that. How about giving this guy a Bitcoin,

which is currently worth about 42,000. Okay. So that's pretty good. It's something. You know, I mean, he should be grateful for that. Cause I would turn around and turn in that bitcoin and get my at least my 42 grand back at the 50 I spent. Yeah, like I wonder, I mean, you have to, the thing is everyone's like, Tom, Tom Brady

has a money. Whoever's buying a football for half a million dollars also fucking has money. So don't feel too bad for that guy. He just made half a million. Half a million. Poor call. Yeah. I mean, I'm afraid to buy an expensive car.

You know what I mean? Let alone a fucking football that's gonna sit on my shelf. How much money does this guy have? This guy has that. He gives, what trash a half a million. You're buying no. You got though left in writing that haven't lit the world on fire kill I mean you really should have went to cryptocurrency Crumpy has a garnered one ass through the door. He's got dust all over him. It's just hard to sell it when like the entire time you're telling me how much it sucks and I know nobody's gonna believe it. It's like what the fuck man like what are people gonna come in to see?

I go to the trouble to go to the night fair. Yeah I put on the robe I put on the mask. fair. Yeah, I put on the robot, put on the mast. It is a head scratcher because I thought I thought Crumpy would be the, would be the fucking Spanish fly of the airport plaza. Everybody was gonna come around for miles to get a picture of a Crumpy and it just not has happened. I think people can get their heads around the simplicity of the skull. You're like, it's a skull. It's decorated cool. Like, what the fuck is this thing? Well, it's just what if I mean, this is going to sound like it's planned,

but it's not you guys haven't heard about this yet. What if I told you guys that I am close to coming to terms on yet another artifact. This one involving a serial killer. Oh yeah. Oh well okay so this one actually is legit then. Yes it's from a serial killer from the late end of the 1800s, 1890s. Not Jack Ripper. No no no it's in American American a Pennsylvania like a Pennsylvania area one it's not H.H. Holmes either right no he's in Chicago I think it was not it's not a well it's not a particularly well-known one I you know what I mean I it's just a guy that used to kill some people on like

railroads okay so Pennsylvania and such so you're questioning you're asking us if we think it's a good investment for you. Based upon your, your dalliances with skulls and corpses. Well, the skull, I think we get all of it. Yes. That was a success. Yes. You know, Crumpy is, you know, in the early, it's only been a few months.

It's a jury still out. Yeah, yeah, that's not, you know. Let's see. But what are we talking about there? Are we talking about a letter from prison from this? No, apparently, it's something to do with a nail. Like a nail, this guy used to kill sleeping train workers by like putting a nail in their head and like driving it in.

And then one of the nails might be coming in my possession. Like a railroad spike or like a... No, that's what I thought too. No, like an old school, like they look like, like just a nail and he was like drive him into his victim's heads and then use it. And they worked on the railroad, then use it, use those nails on projects on the road and stuff like that. So,

someone has one of the nails, and I'm working on that. And you're negotiating now to acquire this? Yeah, yes. How much are you willing to pay without getting into like firm numbers? You know, I mean, you know, I'm not gonna go like above thousand or anything like that I don't know gumming because like you know you have to put into You know the the the conversation is it going are you gonna be able to flip it at a certain point for more than what you paid for if If that's your goal Well, I thought the goal was to light airport plaz on. Oh, you wanna bring this here?

Yeah, we're gonna say, don't we even display? No. No. No, we're gonna display all the oddities and curiosities there. Oh, okay. I'm telling Kevin, like one of those Jesus nails, right? Yeah, so you wanna turn it into an oddity

and serial killer museum. Well, we are turned. No, we can label it as a curiosity, oddity and curiosity. Yeah, I have them sending me all the information that they have on this killer, because I don't want to get bamboozled here. Yeah, I want to check the pedigree on on this so I'll be getting facts and figures in shortly So you know, maybe it'll be on display and output plaza very shortly and this is a nail that actually was in someone's skull In someone's skull then used I think in a roofing like he put it in a roof or something like that

Also, he would drive him in and then take him and then take him back Take him back and then use him on the when he was like building He didn't like work their arrows with the spikes. He built like you know when you're pulling to like a station There's like a cold deep hole that drops the colon. He built those structures. Okay, so apparently this nail is from one of those structures That they that they know he used and this is a guy from Pennsylvania. It was in Pennsylvania. Yeah So so you know, hey man is the nail haunted? I don't know Maybe it is maybe it is

So yeah, so that you know, so so maybe maybe crumpy Maybe crumpy gets a research and people come in and they come to see the nail and they're like, what's this thing? come in and they come to see the nail and they're like, what's this thing? And then, you know, and then we have croppy mini figures for sale at the front desk, you know, you know, croppy keychain or the nail chain. Oh yeah, the nail would be easier. We would produce the nails.

Yeah, yeah, so I'm excited. And now where would now this again, it's through the underground railroad that is the night fair that this was not the night fair. This was someone I met at the night fair reached out to me. It's had something that sometimes if you go to the night fair, you pay it by anything. You'll see, well, we'll take a look at it. We'll take a look at it. We'll take a look at it.

Okay. You know. Yeah, do you, what do you think of those murderer or beleo sites? I mean, look, saying this is a guy that's buying a nail that was driven into someone's skull, I don't like it. I don't think it's right. I mean, I understand if you want like a painting, like wanna John Wayne Gacy's paintings or something like it. I don't think it's right. I mean, I understand if you want like a painting,

like when a John Wayne Gacy's paintings or something like that, like I could see hanging that on the wall and being like, whoa, that's fucked up, but like a murder fucking, like a knife or something like that. I don't really think, I think it's a lot of like letters, signed photos, stuff like that. I don't think that they actually sell weapons that people would stab somebody else with.

Yeah, I mean, I guess I wouldn't be interested in that. I mean, maybe to read the letters, but that would be kind of crazy to be interesting. Yeah, it's like, I think it's totally dependent upon, dependent upon how old the crime is. It really makes a difference. Like, Lizzy, Borden, Shit, people are just like,

it was so long ago, it probably never even happened. But like, something like from the 90s on is just like, it's really important, taste, though, to have like, memorability about murderers. Yeah. That were committed, you know, in relatively recent times, but anything over a hundred years,

almost feels like, you know, it may recent times, but anything over 100 years almost feels like, you know, it may or may not have happened. You can almost fool yourself into like, it's just a fictional. Just a story. Yeah. Like when we went to that paranormal place, and she's telling the story, you're like, this sounds like a story. Also, like, if it's older, you're like, well, this is historical. Where is if it's from three years ago? You're a weirdo. You're a weirdo. You're a weirdo.

Yeah. I'm like, guys, it's a bullet shell from Sandy Hook. You guys want to display this? We're going to put this. That would be a little weird. But we can do it with an L. Could do with an L, yeah. Yeah, that would do with an L yeah yeah that would do with a

nail that happened in like 1910 to some I thought it was 1800 it was a late 80 it was like 18 the 1980 1890s it wasn't even electricity sure there was okay I was trying to like paint a picture of that like it's not weird at all Benjamin Franklin had an electrified fence, didn't he? When was it like, Trinity introduced, you know, to the common man? That's a great question. I think it was the 1800s. Oh, for sure.

I thought they were still lighting the lamp post by, you know, with like torches and shit. No, there were skyscrapers in New York City in 1912. I mean, so. Yeah, 1900s, I would think electricity is common, but I would, you know, for some reason, I think 1800s, I don't think electricity. Well, you're kind of right, well, 1882 Edison helped form the Edison Electric Illuminating Company of New York, which brought electric science, electric light to parts of Manhattan, but progress was very slow.

Most Americans still lit their houses with gaslight and candles for another 50 years. And only in 1925 did half the homes in the US have electric power. So it was a very like, it was there there but it was not you know it was like probably like the beginning of the internet where some people had internet most people didn't you know yeah right so when do you think you'll know if you're are you bidding against somebody else no no we're actually uh... you know we're on friendly. I don't think we're talking a lot of money. I really think we're talking like more like hundreds rather than...

You could also ask the person if we can have it on loan. Oh yeah, maybe. Well, I think they're... I think they're in the museum. I think they're looking to sell it. I think it was like seven or eight hundred bucks, but I think that because it's like one, it's kind of hard to prove it, you know what I mean? He swears he can. And then two, you know, I mean, nobody knows a killer.

It's not like it's a famous killer or anything like that. You can do some sort of like DNA test to see if there's any traces of blood on it. Yeah, we could do that. You want to pay for that? I think anyone, anyone, you know, dabbling in wants to verify if this is true or not would probably demand that the seller, you know, perform the test on their goal. Oh, yeah. Yes, not up to you to prove it. Right. I mean, it's just been, I think it's been in a roof for a hundred years. I don't know that it's going to have maybe who knows. I think it's been in a roof for 100 years. I don't know that it's gonna have, maybe, who knows? I'll get, I'm getting all the effort.

I'll have the full thing to bring in within a few weeks. But how do you think this, how do you think this, this kind of like makes your, your fan bay, is it too morbid for the think of BQ into such weird shit? Or do you think it's just like loveable? Oh, BQ and his weird dark tastes.

What if like me or you did it. That's it. He just wanted to hang on with his nail. It was in somebody's head, you know? No. I don't think anybody in society holds me up in any special manner or anything like that. I don't feel. I don't think people would be shocked by that.

Oh, okay. You're not worried that you might be becoming the morbid Joker. Right from loveable to people are like, what's wrong with them? Somebody should look into this. Right from loveable to like people are like what's wrong with them like so much of looking to this guy Yeah, I think that Michael Jackson vibe or your buying, you know elephant man skeletons. Yeah, you got a chimpanzee That would be awesome if he had a champion he brought it around Yeah, you know, I don't think with air yet. Oh, I don't think yeah, I think it's okay It's a hobby.

I'm not a lot of hobbies. Exactly. It's absurd. Yeah. Nobody cares. I don't think anybody cares. I had a question which falls right into this conversation. I wrote, what's the general consensus

of Mary Beth dies due to, quote, natural causes, and quote, and I immediately order a lot of obscene accremation. So what's the natural causes? I don't know, they're like, like I woke up one day and I'm like, she's dead and they're like, you know, they do a brief, you know. Isn't her father a doctor? He is yeah. I don't think legally he would be the one who's

no no no not at all but I mean I think he I think their family would be pretty suspect. They fight me on it. Yeah. You know I would just assume that you wanted to move on with your life as quick as possible because you're heartbroken. Right. So I think hours later With it 72 hours. I want to be moving on. I'm just happy to see my boy get on with his life I saw one of those ID shows and that was you know, I mean that's not uncommon. It seems like that happens here and there oh I mean, that's not uncommon. It seems like that happens here and there. Oh, wait, when there's a, like all of a sudden, and then it turned out he was dating a stripper

or paying for a stripper's apartment. Right, yeah. Not dating. Yeah. Yeah. He wishes. Yeah. He's putting the bill for our apartment.

I don't know if that shitty crooked house because he was paying for apartments for two other strippers. Yeah, that's when it looks real bad. There was one where a guy, he found, he said he found his wife drowned in like a hot tub or something or a toy litter, some shit, I can't remember. When they look a little bit deeper into it, it's like sure enough, he's like hundreds of thousands

of dollars in debt, he's obsessed with the stripper that he's given cars and money and all this other stuff too. And I'm like, what, as you're doing it, aren't you thinking like this is not gonna work out? I'm gonna get caught. I'm gonna get caught. That's how I would be feeling. I don't care how careful I was, I missed something.

I think you're blind blind in love, right? So you're like, rational thought is out there. Oh, I mean, at the very least, rational thought is gone because you're planning to kill somebody. Yeah, well, it's almost like a drug because like, when I used to do drugs, like all I could think of was like,

when's the next time I'm gonna do drugs? When's the next time I'm gonna have drugs? And this is probably how this guy is thinking, like how do I get more money for her? You know, fuck, cause if I don't have, at least he's cognizant enough that he realizes if he doesn't have money, she's not interested. Yeah, well, she's fucked off, dude.

And like that, like on a... I can make more money. I can make more money, I can't make that sweet pose. Hey. Yeah, I would never even assume that I would get away with the fucking Daytona stripper behind anybody's back face. I'd be like, I'm not gonna weigh with any of this.

Strippers like, look, I don't know if we have any strippers who listen, I'm sure hope so. And this isn't like aimed at you But they're not known for being the most balanced people So they also don't want that gravy train to stop those right? They're willing to you know keep mum until It suits them were right exactly. Yeah. Oh, man. I'm you've heard of we talked about this brand iceberg slim Did we talk about this the pimp thing so familiar? I'm familiar with him, but I don't know if we talk. Okay. I just started reading his books and I just got through his first book pimp and Walt iceberg slim was this black guy in the 19s, he was a pimple through the 60s and stuff like that. And like in 69 he wrote

like a book about what it was like to be a pimple and these women that you're talking about who aren't like the most stable fucking women in the world and dealing with them and it is the coldest fucking shit I had ever read in my entire life. It was fucking horrifying. Is this what they based all my own?? Yes, Dolmite, or everything. Mac, who's the return of the Mac? What was the Richard Pryor one? Movie map. Jojo dancer?

No, there was one we were played at Pimp. Anyway, they're all basically based on this guy in the life. Like, when he was starting to pimp in the early 60s, like he met this other pimp, they all had awesome nicknames, right? Like, sweet baby and glass top and all this shit. And so he meets his pimp name, Sweet, who's the baddest pimp in all the land, right?

And he's got a fucking like a leopard, like an oscalaught, like one of those fucking wild creatures, cats on a fucking diamond, like an oscalaught, like one of those fucking wild creatures, cats, on a fucking diamond shape, like a gold chain, with diamond studded fucking things, and he just walked, drove around with his fucking wild animal. Yeah, and he was like, it was just, and all his fucking horrors were like, scared of it and shit like that. Its name was Miss Peaches.

And it's all fucking insane, And it's just one horrible depressing story after the other about like these fucking women in the lifestyle, and yeah, like, I don't know, man. I guess something you just said about the strippers let me into it, man. But it was crazy shit. I meant to ask you about it, Brian. Yeah, the Richard Prior movie is called The Mac.

The Mac. Yeah. What year was that? called the Mac. The Mac. Yeah. But here is that. 74, I think I said. Let me see. 73. Yeah, that book came out in 69. And even like the ship hell stop that he did, the player haters ball, like it's so based

on the lifestyle in this book that I was kind of blown away by it. It was fucking absurd, man, but also really, really depressing. So I just started reading his shit. I don't really have anywhere to go with that. I just, the stripper thing with something in my head. Well, no, I understand what you're saying. It's like it takes a certain type of person. I mean, they're human traffickers, really.

So it's fucking just have to be heartless and be like, do you care about this woman as a person in fact She's like person. No, he he wanted to convince this one woman It was called his bottom girl apparently like an epim stable than one girl is called the bottom girl Because she's his foundation and he wanted a locker in cuz he felt that she was kind of like starting to sway There's big competition between pimps dealing other people's pimps, apparently, hoars. So like what he did is he took her away. First, he started mailing money to his house

from a local like FedEx type place, convincing this woman, he would take her money, go to FedEx, mail it to himself, then take the money out of the envelope and say that he had another whore on the other part of town that was earning more money than her. So he would use her own money against it, but then when she started slipping out of control, he brought her on some trip with him. And faked an attack on her, and she hit the guy, but it was an actor that he paid. So the guy pretended to be dead. Another actor he paid to be a doctor came in declared the first actor dead, said the cops are going to want to talk to the whore and the Pimp was like, look, baby, I could take care of this for you. But like, you got on the stand like, you know, you're my girl from now on. So he made this woman fucking believe that she killed someone and that he knew about it to secure her loyalty.

It was fucking shit like that in every chapter. It was like fucking out there, man. It was crazy shit. Like, nobody would write and publish this book today. He's like, I'm gonna get beyond canceled. I'm gonna get fucking shot into the sun. Okay, it was fucking bananas. Apparently he wrote five books

and I just read the first one over when I was away last week. Did he ever pay for his crimes? Yeah. Oh my God. He went to jail so many times and then he escaped from jail one time and he took you through that process and it was the first time he ever revealed it. He escaped from jail got caught 10 years later sent back to that prison and the warden

was like, how did you get out? He refused to put him, he refused to tell him. So he put him in solitary confinement for a year until he broke and he wouldn't break. He served that as year and got out without breaking. He says when he walked out of the prison, the whole place went nuts. And the first time ever he revealed how he escaped was in the book. It was pretty cool. Like you were a little bit like, because of course the warden's like a fuck a piece of shit. So you're glad that it doesn't find out like how the guy got out and shit. So you know how he got out? Yeah, he walked through it. And it's spoiler it, but is it should the warden have figured it out or was it so elaborate and so crazy that like the warden could never have known. The warden never would have known because

of a stroke of luck when he closed the door behind them. There was like one of those hook latches and just by pure fucking luck, he closed the door and the hook latch fell into place. So they never considered one of the doors he used as a possible escape route because there was no way he would have been able to lock it from the other side.

So because of that one hook latch, they never figured out how he got out. It all centered around that one door. Yeah, it was pretty fucking crazy. Yeah, it's a crazy book, man. I recommend it to anybody who wants it to be really fucking amazed and depressed at the same time. It didn't seem like life was going well for Iceberg. Someone we last checked in with them. Oh, no. No, he got married. Well, he got, he left

the game, he got married. He got too old. He's like, I just, he goes, these young pimps are fucking vicious. He's like, I can't even keep up with them anymore. Because he would also describe the way that the pimps would get each other hooked on heroin to get them out of the game. Like, it's so fucked up fucked up a book. And you know, but then there's a cool side to where he's driving down fucking the South side of Chicago on a car full of fucking, you know, what appears to be white, with all exclusively white hookers at one point, just driving around in a Cadillac and you're like, I don't know, life seems pretty good for the guy. There was a big, that was a big thing about it too. They were like, there was this one,

Um, there was a big, that was a big thing about it too. They were like, um, there was this one, one pimp who hated white people so much that he loved to pimp out white girls. Like it's all this crazy shit, man, that like it's a world I just never even, I guess, imagine existed. That's what I always feel like whenever, like there's shows with people are like this, there's a show called disappeared. And at the end, there's no resolution. It's just like, here's what happened. And then, you know, she went missing. And I always

say they think almost exclusively like human trafficking. Like, it's just like, I don't know how they do it. I don't know how you snatch somebody up off. I guess just fear. You're just using fear and drugs probably to keep it alone. I don't know. I mean, could you imagine that's how you make a fucking live? I was going to say it's not a desirable vocation. Yeah, it sounds like fun. What do you do with yourself at night when you're lying in bed? You just don't think about the young women you've kidnapped and sold into sexual slavery.

It's like, how do you not? Because at like your job or or like here at the office, it's like, think, well, I don't know, maybe a little bit more at the office, but it's like, think about how often you're mean to someone like, like you might get him some shit here and there, but you're not genuinely mean to him.

No, no, no. You know, and that's what your job is if you're a fucking pimple is to be a horrible person that's essentially your job description. Yeah, it didn't seem fun. Well, I'd not have to change the topic completely, but you saw and liked the Batman. I adored the Batman up until probably the ending. So like, it was an almost three hours, so I think two and a half hours of it, I really

dug. I felt the ending with, they didn't, they didn. So I think two and a half hours of it, I really dug. I felt the ending with, they didn't, they didn't stick it, you know, it kind of like, but that doesn't mean I can overlook how much I enjoyed the first two hours or two and a half hours or however long it was. I love the score too. I love the score was cool. Yeah, I'm giving it. Oh my God, that was like a score out of the 80s. It was just so powerful and boy, it was at a great score. And what did I like about it? I liked, I thought the costume was fantastic. I thought, man, looked really good with the longer ears. Yeah, how'd you feel about the clunky boots

that made a lot of noise for a guy who wants to hide around the show? Oh, intimidating. Just like, I think he was, I think when he's clunking him, he's doing it on purpose. He's like, he wants people to hear it, but when he does want them to hear it, then he's light on his toes. Oh, his twinkle toes.

Yeah. He's making those boots clunk. When he wants him to clunk so that, so perps can hear him coming. I didn't, I thought, yeah, I thought the, like I said. I thought the tone was awesome. I thought the dark sinister vibe. That first time we see Gotham from that far away shot, that claustrophobic gray with neon light, the contrast between how gray everything looks, but along with the neon lights of Gotham

just took my breath away. I fucking out this movie until the end. Until the end, did you? Did you get the sense? I mean, like when, like, I found Catwoman to be so completely devoid of any sexual energy towards Batman that once she kissed him in the end, I was literally like, what do you do that for?

Yeah I was like I thought they were doing a thing where Catman and Catwoman and Batman didn't fucking want to fuck the entire time. I was like there was zero chemistry I thought between them and all. Do you know like a lot of people who see it have different takes on everything. I have never seen so many people have so many different takes on a movie than this movie personally that I've come in the contact with. My daughter wanted to go see it and I said, what do you think? She doesn't like superhero movies. So seeing maybe one or two, but her friend wanted to go. So she went and she's the thing that like I found odd that she was fixate on was cat woman like she thought she was she was a nayhole because you know she kind of just like she

thought that she was romantically involved with the girl who was killed that she was searching for so for her then the kiss Batman was kind of a betraying the oh I see the relationship of the of the girl that she was looking for and I was just like, that's weird that you saw that and that's all you could take for that movie. Go to your room. I go, like, what about the music? What about the score?

Didn't it shake your chest? Like, didn't it just like, like, shatter your bones? Like, when the badmobile came out, how about that chasing? She was just like, eh. I really like the new badmobile. Oh, I loved it. You know, I bought the new badmobile, how about that chasing? She was just like, eh. I really liked the new bad mobile.

Oh, I loved it. You know, I bought the new bad mobile, you had to love it. I loved the pictures of it when it came out. And I was like surprised how much I thought it resembled like a dune buggy on screen when I was moving. I thought it was gonna be more of a muscle car from the pictures I saw,

but I don't know, I had like a dim, and then I was just like that chick. I was like, I didn't understand, I didn't understand the chase scene, because I was like, wait, what's, I was like, Penguin just shot him and he's on the floor, but he got 200 feet away to start a car, turn on the lights, and then rev the engine three times.

I was like, what's, I don't know what's happening right now. Like, what's, what's going on? Somebody's out there shooting people. And then, and then the chase scene, I was like, yeah, though you remember like when Nolan did it and it was fucking awesome. And then like at the end, the tank was there and the fucking exploded. And a motorcycle came out and the chase kept going. I was like, I don't know.

I just, I don't know. I think I got to see it again, man. I was like, I don't know. I just, I don't know. I think I gotta see it again, man. I think I gotta see it again. Yeah, you look so you were left wanting. I, the take on the ridler, I didn't love. No, but this has always been a guy. Like the ridler has been a character you've loved. I love ridler.

I fucking love ridler. This doesn't surprise me though that, you know, that you, because you have strong feelings about how he should be portrayed. So, well, and then the logic of a two is like, I, I just didn't get to me. I was like, well, hold on. So he wants to kill Marconi and he wants to kill, um, or Falconi. And he wants to kill, um, this, the, the DA and he wants to kill the mayor. And then he wants to kill the mayor,

and then he wants to kill the kid that was nine years old when his father did something. I was like, wait, why? I was like, I don't understand. Well, someone's got to pray for the sins of the father. Right, but I was like, but why? Well, he was like, who said that? But it was like such a leapologic.

I was like, is he now going to kill the kids of the guy in the DA office? Cause they got to pay for his father's sins? I was like, I just didn't understand. And then I was like, well, why didn't, since they were obviously making Alfred like a shady character, like why not just be him trying to kill Alfred?

And that's what Bruce Wayne is trying to get him for to save his, his friend. I was like, he ended up in the fucking hospital anyway. He got blown up anyway. Why not make him the target? Just mailing a letter to the two Bruce Wayne and knowing it's gonna get to him. Like a billionaire opens his own mail.

I don't know. I just, I didn't like to ridler that cameo at the end to actually just fucking annoyed me. Joker. Oh, I didn't want to say it. Because yeah, I was just like, when I saw that, I was like, oh fuck you. I was like, I'm not doing this. I was like, I'm't want to say it because yeah, I was just like when I saw that I was like oh fuck you I was like I'm not doing this I'm not doing it. I was like I'm not sitting here for this version of the Joker now too

I was like I just won't do it. I love penguin fucking loved penguin. Yeah penguin to me felt like he was in a Batman movie If that makes sense. Oh, yeah, yeah, I loved it You know what you think of the guy who played Batman? I know this but he's very polarizing it sounds like Here's the thing I like him like I like him as an actor I never saw the Twilight movies, but everything I've seen him in since then. I've been really impressed. I'm excited Just see his take on Batman But I just didn't understand the choice to make Bruce Wayne the exact same as Batman.

Just take off the hood. And he's still walks and talks and says the same thing when the guy opens a door and he says the same exact bucking thing that he said the night before his Batman. I was like, I think that's the common complaint about the betrayal of Bruce Wayne is like a lot of people are echoing what you say is like well oh really yeah they didn't like the way he did Bruce Wayne but I'm kind of just like I'm willing to just allow and you know to take a different take for once on Bruce Wayne who I find to be completely boring anyway when there's a fucking Batman movie I'm not sure if you're any Bruce Wayne it little Bruce Wayne is possible as fine with me So I didn't care that I agree that he was a kind of He couldn't pull off Bruce Wayne yet, and maybe maybe that's he's still early on people were bitching about him

Not pulling you know not landing in the bad suit. I mean obviously he was the first time He'd ever jump from a building any landing you could walk away from is a fucking phenomenal landing from jumping from a fucking skyscraper and people are like, oh, he's such a bad bat man, he can't even land and I was like, what the fuck? Well that was my problem with that scene was just how fucking stupid it looked. It wasn't that he fell and got hurt and stuff like that. I thought that was the worst shot of the movie with the GoPro on the fucking helmet. It's just going through the air. It was like, come on man, we could have got this out and saved like that. I thought that was the worst shot of the movie with the GoPro on the fucking helmet. This is going through the hair. It was like, come on man, we could have got this out

and saved three minutes. I like Paterson though. I may not have been the biggest fan of the movie, but I do like him and I like his Batman when he was in suit. I would certainly be excited to go see where he goes next with the character. If that answers you. If that answers you. The remind me of like full metal jacket in as much as like, you have the first part of

full metal jacket and you feel like that's the movie. And then you feel like a second movie starts. Yeah. And like after they were in ARCA, they were in ARCA, right? Rilland. And like after that, I thought that's when it was going to end. It should have ended there. But no, there was a lot more to go.

Yeah, they set up no man's land and everything like that. I don't know, it felt like it was kind of solved. Like, and it really wasn't that like a monument. Like, I've been, I've lived through a flood of a horrific flood that destroyed you know and like there's not much going to be more for Batman to do like then you need FEMA and you need contractors and you need builders you don't really need superheroes in the aftermath of a like a sandy yeah it's not Superman it's not gonna I know the I think I'm fairly certain they were setting up no man's land because he didn't the place

I get flooded he blew the seawalls like It's not flooded. It's like it's Venice man You know what I mean like to see I thought that's kind of like those neighbors I get the ramifications of how better was then Yeah, I mean if flooded the whole city you didn't of how bad it was then Yeah, I mean it flooded the whole city you didn't Like no tidal waves going through within a street shortly after that cars were riding around Yeah, you know, and they were able to get out of the city on their motorcycles

I think that was oh that was another thing too like what the fuck does like if it's raining Maybe don't ride the motorcycle like everybody fucking row motorcycles in the rain in this movie I couldn't get past that I was like No, I think that was a different part. I think it's just that area of Gotham, like got flooded. I thought I'd do it and I could be wrong, what do I know? But that's what Ridler did

when he kicked it off the year one storyline that Caputo did with the he blew the sea walls. And that's out Gotham, or one of the things he did was blow the sea walls that's how got them got all no man's land did there was no real establishing that they were under sea level to got them before the movie before before this before that was even introduced like you had no idea that like you know they were underwater not on the water but like you know the city was blue the table. Yeah, and like there was no like Setting up of that. No, not at all. To me, it looked like it was maybe like waste deep water

I mean, there was tidal waves going through the streets. I think I don't know dude. What do I know man? Yeah, I really dug it, but there again, there's like things that I seem to always fall on the other side, like when people love something dramatically, I'm always surprised because I'm like, I really didn't tick that that much. And this one, there's a lot of criticism of it, but I really liked it.

I love, I'm usually the one that's wrong. Well, to me, it's just like everything I kept hearing was like it's it's a finally bad man's a detective. And I'm like, guys, like having a mope around the crime scene for fucking three minutes is not being a detective. Like, you can do any detecting. He just stared at shit and then fucking said something out loud. You're like, I don't know. is that really? I don't know. I love that they allowed, you know, that this was setting up first time ever that we're seeing like a segment of the police allowing Batman to have access to crime scenes. I thought that was cool.

And you know, some of the police are very, you know, hostile, you know, don't feel he has any right to be there. I thought that was a cool dynamic that we haven't seen in the movie before Yeah, no I agree with you. I there was a lot that I liked about it I think I just I was more head scratching about certain choices. I was just like I don't understand Why you would have made catwoman sexy why you wouldn't make fucking why you would have made Bruce Wayne be like different from Batman Like why the riddler wouldn't be I don't know the riddler You know stuff like that. Do you think that those kind of lenses that he was using exist? Well those contact lenses. Do you think they think they actually are real world technology or do you think that was just movie technology? I think

I'm gonna say cute. I think I've heard about it, right? Like it's common. And it's so fucking badass when he was talking to her and when she was wearing the contacts in the club and he was like, stare at him, I need to look at his face. I just loved him and it was, I just really dug. I thought his voice was good too, or the other guy, the last guy I came up with his name. Yeah, like, you know, kind of like, oh God,

when he spoke, I was just like almost cringy. But I feel he did, he had the perfect amount of like, garg, like, growl and not like, where it was ridiculous. Yeah, I liked his voice, I'll give you that. I don't know about the narration with the journals, but yeah. I didn't think he looked young. Like to me, he looked a little bit too young to be playboy billionaire Bruce Wayne.

Like I always like imagine like an older guy. I guess because we've always seen him as an older guy. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, this was year two. I mean, he's supposed to be young and in the start of his career. Oh, is that it? I just. No, I just wanted to have fun in the next moment. Like, it's just a little bit of fun.

Oh, no. No. I did it at the Marvel Universe's for. That's what the MCU is. No, not the character, the actor. Like, I would like the actor to have fun. I don't need Batman to be like, got out to having a good time.

But why do you think the actors didn't have a good time as that's something that came out? No, no, not at all. In fact, I heard the opposite. I heard it was a pretty fun set to work on but I No, it's just I don't know. It was so dour the whole time like I never got the sense that like even between the I mean I think that was what was missing for me between look look at those two I mean Robert Pattinson so we probably say look look like a fucking million bucks So to have no there was no Anything in between them that to me made it look like they even enjoyed each other's company like I don't know It's just a much chemistry. Yeah for me for me

So I think maybe like even the Keaton like five for one like I mean she's looking his face like the Dean I mean like they're doing fucking things that may, I don't know, just, it didn't seem like they're having a good time. I think there was a definite move to not make her just like a, um, a sexualized, you know, woman villain, you know, or like, I just feel that there was a, a real cognizant effort to not like play her up as a like a sexualized Catwoman Yeah, and I understand that that's a that's a choice that might work for a lot of people

But like that's not the character of catwoman catwoman supposed to be so fucking hot that even Batman keep can't keep his fucking head Straight around there. He's got to try, I mean, that's the way it is. He's got to want to fuck Catwoman so badly that even Batman fucks up. And it's just like, that's what the character is. I mean, am I wrong? That's what the character has always been. So it's like, why?

I don't think you're, like, you're not making a, like, there's nothing wrong with the character of Catwoman. She's not anti-feminist She's not like like this is one of the most beloved respected characters in comics like she's it's You're not you don't need to save her and you're walking that Tyrope of this making her like this sexual like that's her only Personality but that's not not but that's what it has been in the past though. No, that's not true. That one with the blonde, what you were just talking about with Keaton. Yeah, Michelle Fiverr.

I mean, she barely did anything, but like a maniac and then lick people's faces. That's not true at all. She got, right. I don't even know if anybody see that one. But she got thrown out of a building. She fucking started blackmailing Max Shrek. Like she came back and like took revenge on the boss who tried to kill her.

There was a whole arc there. She blew up Max Shrek's store just to get revenge. Like she wasn't just that. They just remembered to also put Michelle Fyfer in a fucking gorgeous outfit. Yeah, I don't know, because that's what the character is. Well, Matt is 2022 just being... No, not all about the cats suit, but it's not because she wasn't all about the cat suit My point is the character is inherently tied to a certain amount of Vava Vom sexuality

I don't think the character for me works without it and that's not like just Like make it back girl like you know what I mean like make it any character that's not like like a sexualized component hasn't been an important part of the character from day one step one like to remove that you might as well remove the name cowlman because it's just not the character I don't know it's how I felt. It's poison I have you the same way kind kind of I feel like she's even more of a like of like an expossess like this A doctorous kind of like you know you Uses your uses chemicals to make you do things that you normally wouldn't do

I mean she's got this skimpy costume. It's yeah, but but they have been versions of Poison ivy that haven't relied on that and she hasn't been that for a long time really. Once they were like, somebody was like, hey man, it's not really cool that she basically Spanish flies men to get them to do what she wants. Somebody said that like in the early 2000s and everybody changed and she became a doctor

and everybody started leaning on that more. It's like that's fine, she doesn't rely on that. Like I wouldn't think that you would have to sexy up Poison Ivy at all, but Catwoman, it's so inherent to the character that it seems silly not to have it to me. But look, that's just my take on it. Obviously, you can still make a lot of people

who are gonna agree with you. Yeah, but there's people disagree with me, and I'm fine with it. It's not like I'm like that version. That's what makes America awesome. Oh, it makes a beautiful book. You can give your opinion about pop culture without worrying about getting ripped apart.

That's what makes America great. I'm not gonna go that far. If you can do that, you can overlook everything else. It's like making power girl without the chest window. Nobody wants to see it, man. Well, that's a power girl. Well, never see power girl on a live screen. I'm adapting, I don't think

well there's just no point. You're right there's no point. And because if you champion you're like if we got to have the you know we got to have the fucking triple E breast with a hole in the fabrics and to see the cleavage. If you're too loud, that yet must have it, yeah, you're gonna get fucking canceled. It's a take-bat woman in fucking cover. Every inch of her body, it doesn't matter. You know what I mean? All I'm saying is it's gotta serve the characters.

That's all I'm saying. Take it away from the boob window, does not have fucking most famous trait does not serve that fucking character at all. Taking away cat-woman sexuality when the whole relationship with Batman is defined on him wanting to fuck her on a rooftop. It's just not a bright idea. I just don't like that take on it.

Other people do and that's fine for them, I guess. It's like remember when they took Lobo and then they made them like this slim little dude Yeah, that wasn't that like he didn't smoke or drink and it was kind of and everyone was like what the fuck is this? The fuck I mean Cohen Bonda the bestie could with it but people are like get it the fuck out of here I don't want it because that's not what low bow is so that's how I feel about that one Okay, that's Brian's comics corner Okay, that's Brian's comics corner Tell them Steve the rest of Tom Steve. They've not necessarily you know agrees with that in case in case there is fallout

Bucket and castle with it. Yeah, I am not touching power girl would it would a ten foot pole Nobody is no studio is gonna touch power girl how could you say that no way no way I just I mean but they do they're gonna go the exact opposite just to make sure that like that they Change the character and the look of it because there's not a chance on a planet in 2022 that you could try to out Fucking what was that girl that used to run out onto the baseball mound and kiss the baseball players? Oh That's basically what my girl is. That was a little red cape and you see it a hole in her costume so you can see the cleavage and basically a thong and you're like no one is trotting that character

out in 2022 unless it's a porn people allergic to money Fucking now a lineup. Oh, you look what they did look starfire here. You know what you're 100% right? They took starfire one of the craziest fucking outfits and comics and put her in a fucking like first-kin coat on a TV show Like well starfire. She's kind of a Muslim now He fucking like well starfire. She's kind of a Muslim now So I never Got me while she had nothing on but like two fucking pasties on orange skin Is what it was a metallic bikini

That I agree you know what that I'm like that I didn't I wasn't like that I agree with you I was like there's no way they're making that fucking costume for her I agree that I think they should but I understand that they won't, but I think power girl may still get away with it. Okay. So, what do you mean film? You know, I can't do this. The only person that can do it is a female director who feels the way that I feel. Why aren't you friends with Patty Jenkins?

Maybe you can just throw a hikie. I think your next project should be one power girl seller huh I'll be like patty how do you about there's one thing I want to put it on it's a hill unprepared to die on patty she's like well tell me about the character. What's her backstory? I'm like, well, she's Sue Ben's cousin from another reality, but she's trying to try fucking cans. Hello? Hi, Patty. I'm willing to give, I'm willing to let go and no song. No, because I'll give you that. I'm a feminist. 2022, Patty. You gotta be able to see that sweet, sweet cleavage.

You just want to die in there. You just feel safe when it shows up. You feel like every there's going to be okay. She's going to save you. Yeah, I guess maybe it right. It shows up you feel like every there's gonna be okay. She's gonna save you Yeah, I guess maybe it right I guess I can't really pitch that one She's shown up. I don't follow new comics anymore Has power girls shown up in anything recently? I think she's so fucked up to try to trot her out there, even in comics. Oh, really? Yeah, I don't know. Like, I would, I don't know, from what I hear

about today's comics, I don't really follow it. It seems like there's a... I thought she's in that hero's, hero's for a higher thing or something like that. A vocal, a vocal community that would probably not be happy about. Look, man, there was fucking people saying that, like, Joker shouldn't be on the cover of Backgirl. Remember because it's like, right.

It is an insane thing, but, you know, I mean, I just feel like Powergirl would definitely fucking light some fire under people's asses to be upset about. We watched it, why shouldn't he be on the cover? Because I guess it was, you know, I remember it was something about glorifying the victim like the gun Yeah, like the gun was to her head or something like that or sexualized. I don't I don't know people are like

How dare you do that to back girl and just like I don't I don't know I mean I agreed with them. I was fucking I signed I remember signing a petition because I was like I don't know. I mean I agreed with them. I was fucking I'm not signed. I remember signing a petition because I was like I don't know if this is work. Yeah, I'm like just sentences and sensitive enough for my liking. Fictional characters. Fictional characters. Yeah, these aren't real. These are just, that's a drawing you're getting upset about. Well, I mean listen to me, I just been been ranting about a fucking movie, not being sexy enough for the best of the fucking...

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That doesn't even look like oh, yeah That's not bad. That's not bad. I mean, I bet though. That was our not the those are not the boobs that I remember Those are pretty big. But I remember them being like Like that they're the source of all the power more like Yeah, you just can't have a conversate like you can't have a conversation like you can't have that conversation like her having an in-depth conversation on camera with other characters because it's so distracting I don't know about that man I would I showed us an innocent one look at this I just think you try to like say she's delivering a powerful speech against a villain.

Yeah. Even the villain just gonna be like, huh, what did you say? I'm sorry. I was I was staring at your boob window. Right. And then she uses that to her advantage. But everybody in any audience, I think is also just like not hearing anything. She says, Walt, we're trying to get asses into seats. like not hearing anything she says. Walt would try to get asses into seats. I'm not trying to make money or no. You have it like, I don't know, man.

Like we're not all fucking 12. I think I can handle like, you don't think you'd be able, I can't, I can't, I'm sorry, I just a little bit. Like if I'm supposed to face to face with somebody who's wearing that costume, there's not a chance that I cannot hear anything they're saying other than like, don't look at that window. Don't look at that window.

Oh my God, I'm looking at that window. I know she knows I'm looking at that window. Oh my God, I'm a Marvel piece of shit. I'm looking at the window, I don't know what she's talking about. I just had to pretend whatever I was listening and hopefully she has a realize that I didn't hear a word she said Or you could just take the Ming root and be like fuck it. I'm staring at the window I don't care what you're saying. Oh

man I don't know. I think this room for fuck a power girl today's society man I think it just has to be led by women. I'm honest enough to admit though that I could not do anything But just be like oh, oh, if there was a real power girl, sir, are you okay? But there were a lot of people who could pull it off and would not be, you know, so, you know, have such a crazy reaction. They would be low-overlook at it, and they could have a normal conversation with PowerGirl.

Right, okay. Not if they're a straight male. No, no, there's plenty of that. That's too tough. That's a crazy blanket-ass statement to make. I think there's plenty of that. There's any guy out there whose eyes just don't start down real fast, like thinking that PowerGirl

won't catch on. No, I think there's plenty of straight due to Capullo and would never even look at the window. Yeah. Do you think like if she was like, Superman's a cousin, right? First cousin. Yeah.

And he's, and now you found yourself in a situation, something like the like, Doomsday got beat in the airport plaza, right? Parking lot. And you go out to check out what's going on in Superman and Power Girl is standing there, even Superman standing there with his cousin. Now, you extra afraid to be caught looking at Superman's cousin. Does it become about Superman then?

What's, what's, oh, am I going to look at first Superman or power girl? No, no, no. I know you're going to look at Superman first. I'm just saying like, he, no, like, is it even scarier to be near that boob window with superman around because now if you do do a glance you know superman caught you you know what those superman is i don't think he's that naïve to think that you know that everybody's not checking out the boob window and he can he can hold that against

the blood of american guys you want to be arrested like that your girl i don't know if he's going to come down or or be growing what is cousin i mean like that uh... to quote a famous line from a great movie uh... i don't care if she's my cousin or not i'm gonna knock those boots again tonight that's what movie is this that was clerk

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Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never.

Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. power, you're all right. It's just going to be too much. Robin will be tripping all over himself. But that will win the round. I think that he would definitely have to not keep him away from seeing such things as that. If you want him to be a normal functioning adult, you know, you can't deny, you know, you can't deny diggeration of seeing such beautiful, just ta-ta-s. I mean, I mean, for a fry sake, you know, you know, you put them in danger constantly, at least let them see some titties, and what he's doing it.

I mean, he could be fucking pummeled with a fucking crowbar by the joker at any moment. But you're more worried about him seeing a bunch of big breasts. I really don't know if Batman's the guy who should be his, uh, you know, be his, his guardian. If that's the, if that's his thinking process. The Superman catch Batman looking, sorry, sorry, very good. No, no, that's a good question. What is Superman again, I just think it's like, no, but will Batman get caught in the boob window?

No way, he's Batman. He's Batman, right? Dude can fucking disappear like that, you know, people don't even know where he went. You don't think he could sneak a peek? No, it's not getting caught. The lock you. peak. He presses a button in like two like sunglass eyes come over his eyes so you can't see where he's looking. Led lined. They're just fake eyes. It's like you're staring straight ahead.

I have the fucking side show put out a power girl statue. If you as back I have it in a box around you somewhere. Really you you made an effort to buy that or was just something given to you. I think that one was given for me when we're doing the a bunch and I think I got power girl. So I think that's going to be my new, felcad favorite one. That's coming out. So let's say, let's say you start like you're... Turn into a hood ornament. Yeah. My erotic collection could do. Because you become the be-all and all power girl collector on the East Coast.

Yeah. Or let's say nationwide, like you have the biggest, most impressive power girl collection of comics memorabilia Just any piece of merchandise Do you have to explain it or like All right, I don't think you can explain I wish we wish this was on video so because a lot of people are not the Google Power Girl because she's not that, you know, I don't think she's a household name in the world of superheroes so but yeah.

Yeah, for people who are wondering like this, this was a legitimate conversation. This is not us making shit up. We need great power, girl. Don't blame us. There's nothing to blame. It's a great character, man. I think we sit in the world of comics. She's been around a while. She's been around since the 70s. Yeah.

Yes, she was involved in crisis and stuff like that, right? Like she was the only one that remembered pre-crisis history in the new one. She had some interesting stories. And I think that, uh, I think that, uh, like she was the only one that remembered pre-crisis history in the new one. She had some interesting stories. And I think that didn't they do, didn't Kassada, or Paul, who did, I think Paul Mianna did a power girl run

about 10 years ago. Yeah. That was pretty good. Like, the light did. It was tongue and cheek. Like, people were always staring at a boob when they were like, hey man, not get the fuck off like I'm up here and Don't you feel though like let's say you walked around and you had a pair of pants that showcased part of your sack

Mm-hmm people would look Well, you're just a natural response to human response to check it out I mean, I guess you're sick. I get out to a little bit more. Oh, what is it, it's not unusual. I just thought, like, I was like, cut out a little like, sack window. No, no, it gets that would be inappropriate. I was up here.

But if I was just wearing, like, I seen some 70s videos where the guys were, you know, such tight clothing and pants that, like, you could see, like, the outline of everything, I just feel that, like like if you were to do that, you know, to walk around normal life and walk around airport Plaza, yeah, people are going to be like, what do you think is going to happen? Like I think people are going to notice that you can see the outline of everything. And to think that people aren't going to notice I think is And to think that people aren't gonna notice, I think, is not realistic. Yeah.

You remember a better and even fucked up crazier costume than hers was Phantom Lady. Is that the right? Yeah, Phantom Lady. Very similar. Oh, I don't know about that pal. It was like two strips right over her tits. Like it was a green and real easy thing. Yeah, hold on, let me see if I can fly. But I mean, very similar in the way

that it accentuated breasts. Yeah. She was around from the 40s. Yeah, she was like the old American squat. Cheesecake. No. Oh, yeah, ultra cheesecake. She looks pretty good.

Yeah, I hate, man. There's a reason people dream that, like that way before everybody started complaining, because it fucking, you know, gets eyeballs. And that's what you want. Yeah, it's what you need. Well, and then fucking people take it too far and nobody could fucking behave. And here we are, no power girl movie. No.

No. No. No. Got one more spot if you boys wanna hear it. Wow, a third shot. No, this is the second one. No, it was not. No, it was not.

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Yeah, like it's worth leaving a little bit early for just to be like, okay, I have at least one good thing to look forward to in my day. Yeah, you're probably right. Because coffee, I mean, people can't live without it, right? Something. Yeah, I don't drink it, but yeah, people can't start their day until they get that coffee. Yeah, like I need my coffee.

Yeah. I got a little bit of a bitchy before that. Yeah, it's like, fuck you, I don get that coffee. You know, like I need my coffee. They go to the whole bitchy before that. Yeah, it's like, fuck you. I don't drink coffee. It's like it doesn't give me the right to fucking be an asshole all day because I don't drink coffee. It's like, why do these pricks get away with it? Yeah, when they go off it, forget it.

Yeah. Yeah, that's for days on end. Fuck you, these fuckers. Fuck you. I like a spot of tea. I do like a spot of tea. Yeah me too. Yeah, but you can't pull off like, you know, don't talk to me. I didn't have my tea yet. It just doesn't Yeah, even when you like you know when you go to a restaurant there, you know for breakfast in the morning like coffee and I'm like no tea

Like I always feel a little bit like a feminine None up British feel a feminine. Yeah, I don't know because like like all these like blue collar guys are always like drinking coffee And shit like tough guys drink coffee very rare that you see a guy drinking tea. Well, if you're self-conscious Just order a coffee in a tea. Yeah, just don't drink the coffee. I was just poured on the floor underneath the table. Oh, that was good coffee. I had it this morning because I needed it. Now I can start my day doing hard work. I'm breaking my balls for an honest week of pay. This is how normal people talk, right?

Yeah. Week of pay. Yeah, this is how normal people talk right? Right very Beth. I'm a working man. Why are you shaking your head? She just Breathe in on the coffee No boy those are all the notes I had for this week really it's everything. Yeah, I had it I thought I thought get him get him was gonna do his list But I forgot to be honest with you and I totally forgot and I'm almost glad we didn't do it Because I think it would be better if Q is in the room. Yeah, I would have actually requested that we we held it until like I'm in next week Yeah, but I did I mean if you're I mean do you think we need more because I had this This thing where it was like

um I don't even have it I don't have it nope I don't have it sorry I don't even know what to say tell him Steve I was just thinking about like how you could become more likeable And then you know what to say tell him About like how you could become more likable. Oh, I could use that I think I'm obviously in the same thing for not

About me There's a lot of I get a lot of hostility and I'm trying to, there's a lot of, I get a lot of hostility and throughout the day. And I think, I remember looking at the top one. And I was like, oh, this will be good. Because the first thing that makes someone, you know, like if you make a better impression is not be so talkative. Oh yeah?

Yeah, and I was just like, well, fuck, man, I don't know how much less talkative I could be. When we're using sign language next. Yeah, but that's what I mean, I'm gonna look forward to that next time. Let's talk if I could be using sign language next Yeah, but that's what I mean. I'm gonna look forward to that next time. I'll find it and also get him will have his His scenarios and Q will be in the room and great. We'll knock it out of the park again. Oh again Challenge Steve Dave.