Tell Em Steve-Dave - #513: Johnny’s Choice

Episode Date: March 29, 2022

Oscar slap, gay dogs, Bry brings his list, Walt quarrels with a gas jockey.

Hey, it's Brian, if you want to double-dose me this week, go to who are these podcasts where you get your finer podcasts. I'm on there with my buddy Carl and we have a lot of fun. That's all you need to know. It's gonna be fucking fun. Come on. Now, on one hand, I mean, the fuck there's so many people I want to fuck it smack across the face. I have a gay cat. Shitting on the window, shitting on the hood, shitting on the mirrors. Hello, I'm Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tellum Steve Dave. I'm here with Walt. And I'm here with Q. Hello Q. Do you know the answer to this question? What are the five fingers? See the Chris Rock face?

What they say they said Oh, man Yeah, no, I didn't see it live. Well, I don't think anybody saw it live in America, right? Because it was dude It was the craziest thing I was watching Turn them into champions the Cooking competition and it ended and I was flipping through the channels and I got on the Oscars Just as Chris Rock was walking out and I was like oh, I love Chris Rock. I'll watch I'm sure he's gonna do something funny And then I was like what the fuck? they did show they did air the actual smell

oh yeah yeah yeah they just dropped the sound that was the only thing we lost okay in case you're wondering what we're talking about i can't imagine you want to know but there's no fun yeah yeah um christ rocks up on stage at the academy awards he makes a joke a jade of pink it smith expense will sm Smith doesn't take kindly to it. Walks up on stage and people are cheering. I think they thought it was a bit. They thought it was a bit. Yeah.

And all of a sudden he, he, he, he backhanded him, didn't he? I don't think he, I think it was a hand. Oh, open hand smack. Yeah. He kind of bitch slapped him. And Chris Rock's face is like, okay. Well, like Chris Rock and then he just walked back and sat back down and said, keep your, keep my wife name out of your fucking mouth. He said it twice.

Yeah. He goes, it's a GI gene joke. Yeah. Chris Rock, man, talking about a pro, huh? Like was able to just keep going after that? He didn't look steady. No, I think nobody expected that except for Will Smith. Maybe not even Jita Pinkett.

What was your initial reaction when you heard it and how has it changed like thinking about it a little bit? Have you had a shifting? A little bit. I think at first I was like, all right, is this the way the world just is now that like if you don't like something somebody says you just go and you fucking smack them? It's not the way it's always been. Which is getting back to it. But I mean that's like that's assault. Like he assaulted Chris Rock. Why was he not? It's fucking crazy. Taken out of that fucking venue. It is crazy that he wasn't taken out. Like that's fucking... That's above the law.

I mean, look. Well, celebrities are above the law. Are they? Sure. Throughout history, you've seen fucking people with money, power, fame, get away with shit, you know? Yeah, but they both have money, power, and fame. They don't have money, power, and fame.

Like how does that cancel each other out? I mean, who else but a celebrity could even get that close to the stage though yeah that type of that was a seat filler I mean don't get me wrong like I on some level loved it was like oh fuck yeah man let's see the shit go down every year we like the wrestling aspect that's W.E. Shit right there That's Vince McMahon like putting on the Oscars. Yeah, it's a WrestleMania next week Let's go Yeah, I you know the problem is like I love Chris rock. I love him So it's and I hard for me to get past that I

Don't know man. It's such a weird thing you could see it from so many Like what did you think like I first I thought it was a bit and then as I thought about it long and like okay, well, so he has to agree to get slapped in front of 10 million people on TV Can't be a bit then because what's in it for him like what's in it? If it was a bit like he certainly I don't think would agree to that such a fucking weird no bit So it had to be legit, but You know on one hand, I mean the fuck there's so many people. I want to fucking smack across the face

Do you feel this will be the Yeah, like as Will Smith paid the road first for you to like just Not for me, but but you I I don't see see how, to me it's the hypocrisy of the Oscars. This is what the finest, these are the arts. We got to talk down to everybody and tell everybody in Middle America how fucking wrong they are and how we're elite. Oh yeah, all the posture, you fucking bullshit, supporting the Ukraine. To go, thank you for letting me know

how much better you are than me. You gotta fucking Ukrainian flag pocket square. You're a better person. Yeah, so all that fucking hypocrisy like being exposed is really nice though too at the end of the day. Well, who was the hypocrisy like? What, they just like us?

Yeah, I mean, it's just like, you like yeah, I mean it's just like you know They're ready to throw down, you know and violence is the answer For Will Smith yeah to some suit some problems violence is the answer yeah I don't know I think I could recover if I was Chris Rock. I would feel so amasculated well I don't know right because he handled it like what are you gonna do? Like what are you gonna do? Like, what are you gonna do? I don't know. I don't know what you do. You're gonna get into a face fight.

Just like another joke at her expense. That's the only thing I can do. I mean, that's the thing, like, to me, and my friend disagrees vehemently, my buddy, but like, I was telling him, like, that's his wife. And I'm not saying he should have done it. He shouldn't have. But I think that you

open yourself up to things like that when you attack people's wives. Like, I don't think he should have done it. It wasn't the appropriate response. But it's like, am I surprised? Yeah. But like, if it happened in a bar, would I be surprised? Not at all. Yeah. You know, because the whole thing is in case you don't know, Jaden Pigginsmith has a lapecia. So her baldness is not by choice. Now, well, not wearing a wig is by choice, I guess, but she has a disease. And I guess she's been open about it.

And it is a fucked up joke to make. That's that thing. It came out of nowhere and it wasn't really like. A dated movie that I'm sure many people are like, what? Yeah, do you think there was something personal behind it? Like, well, no, I don't know. It's so fucking weird.

They have to strip him of his Oscar, right? No. No? Okay, when they start stripping fucking some of the other fucking scumbags that got Oscars, like that fucking Roman Polanski. They didn't strip Roman Polanski with Oscar by now? Nope. That's crazy. When they go and take that guy's Oscar, Roman Polansky? They didn't strip Roman Polansky with Oscar right now?

Nope, that's crazy. When they go and take that guy's Oscar, you have to be like, okay, then let's wait for Will Smith. Wait, he's got a long line to wait. Where he gets his taken away. Was Harvey have all his? Yeah, why? No, no fucking way.

There's a way they didn't take them back. They didn't take them back? Come on man, you got to, that's not accurate. It's fucking 100% accurate. They couldn't wait them back. They didn't take them back? Come on man, you got to, that's not accurate. It's fucking 100% accurate. They couldn't wait to do a press release about how they were going to come back. It's gotta be. Well, first off, how do you get them back?

Is it gonna give them back? Well, I don't think they care about the actual award. Does he have room in his cell for the, or is he just, but, but, but, but, but, but, so they gave, so like they, they retconned it and they went back and they gave the Oscar Now to somebody else or there's just no winner in that category from 1999 or whatever That's the way I would do it if you are on the academy. You got to pull it from Will Smith

You have to Chris rock was an employee Talking about you the tap I agree with that. Yeah, but you're talking about fucking child molesters. You're talking about fucking guys. What's not what I'm talking about? You're talking about that. What I'm talking about is an employee of the Oscars. Chris Rock, a past host who is there to perform for the Oscars is part of the Oscar community. He's done more for them than we'll Smith as he hosted the fucking show. They allowed their employee Chris Rock to get slapped on fucking stage and then

allowed the person to do it to fucking not only remain in it but to but to accept the highest award in the land what that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that suit settlement right just waiting on on the academy to uh you know they didn't provide security if they did they didn't do anything right and they allowed him to stay in the in the venue so I'm sure he yeah he wants to go after the academy and in the venue and whoever else there is he's not gonna do that probably not but the academy should look and I don't necessarily I'm not I'm not judging Will Smith I you know what I mean like I think every man is has that in them

You're going after my fucking wife Like fuck you I get it. It's not that I don't get it But you got to accept the consequences of those actions Ted Cruz remember when Trump after his wife. Oh, yeah He didn't do anything. I'm what do you think about Ted Cruz? Well, he didn't get the nominee me. I bet you if he if he went up at fucking deck Trump, he'd be the president right now. Maybe, maybe. I don't know, man, you don't think though, like he just based on the rules of the fact that Chris rock. I don't know how do you let him, how do you, how do you ever let him set foot in the Academy? He'll Smith. Yeah, but he fucking walked on stage and slapped someone.

I know. It's beyond the pale. It's insane. But why they let him stay? Because Smith. I don't know. You know why? Because even if you think about it,

we can't remove the guy who's going to be getting best actor. Then I don't ever want to hear anything about it, like any sort of integrity. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, I'm like, I don't want to hear it. Yeah, they kept no more preaching about how Hollywood is so much superior.

And let me, I know that, like, I know for a fact, if I have assaulted someone in the set of impractical jokers, Warner Brothers would fire me. They were like, we have a zero tolerance when it comes to physical assault. So now as Warner Brothers now gonna hire Will Smith to be in their movies or what about the policies? They will hire him.

I'm sure it'll be great for his career as well. And I wanna be clear, I'm not, I'm not even, I'm only talking about the rules. Like I'm not judging Will Smith. Like, you're not talking about the man rule. I'm not talking about the man. If a guy's fucking talking shit in your wife and you slap him, I have a hard time being anything besides like,

hey man, maybe that guy had a comment. But the problem is I love Chris Rock. I'm a fucking love Chris Rock. I don't love J.A. to pick a Smith. And I just felt so bad for Chris Rock because like, what do you, like how? He has to, even, like, and there's no shame. There is no shame in like, as the, because Will Smith is what, he's got about 50 pounds on him

and at least six inches. He trained for a while. As long as Chris Rock just throws, throw his cup of wine. Yeah. It doesn't matter if he gets, if he gets, if he gets a bloody lip or he gets, or he gets beat up at least he fucking went down, no, without doing it. I mean, he really should have just did something. Well, you think like, because he took the, he took it.

He did, but didn't, he, he, he, he, he, he, he no sold that shit. He was like, he didn't act like I'd heard him. No, that's why at first I thought it was fake. Yeah, I just got the shit slapped out of me. Like Chris, I buy, he didn't even stumble back. Yeah. That's why I thought possibly it was fake.

Cause there's no like, there's no stagger back. There's no stepping back. He just stayed there and didn't like react to what Yeah, coming. So that's why I thought possibly it was staged, but I don't see what would be in it for him Nothing nothing, but or well speth aside from like looking like looking like he's standing up for his wife Well, you also you have to think that's an unstable man That is an unstable proven right yeah but hold on and we defend on able to control his emotions unable to fucking have any self-discipline you could have done it at any point you could have did it backstage

yeah but i think you want the world to see it i don't know i think i don't know i think he tries his mind and i think i think he was his mind and I think. Fake laugh it. I think he was like, let me just get through this. He probably turned to his wife. She was upset and uncomfortable. As you know, I feel bad for her too. As like, and he was like, God no, like.

She's the hottest bowl chick though, ever, right? She's pretty good looking. Like, it doesn't even matter. Yeah, it doesn't matter the hurt. Like, man, like, you can laugh that also easy, because you're just look at her. She's a 10, wouldn't know. Yeah, but, but that doesn't matter the hurt. Like, you can laugh that off so easy, because you're just look at her, she's a 10, wouldn't know who.

Yeah, but that doesn't change the fact that she probably went through. I think as bad as Fementel is there here, I think it's harder for women. Oh, yeah. That's the case, right? So he was there with his wife going through all that and he knows how upset she was. And you know, it probably decimated his self confidence.

It probably made her feel horrible about something. He held her hand through all that. And then this fucking guy gets on stage. And in front of the world, starts ripping on your wife. I get it. In that auditorium, you could hear audible laughter. Yeah. And it's just like, look, man, what I've recommended, even if you'd gone up and grabbed the mic

and been like, you know, fuck asshole. Don't talk about my wife Perfectly acceptable, right? Yeah, it was the it was a slap and it's just like even again I understand this lap, but you got to deal with the consequences and the consequences should be you fucking out of the Academy you're out and you're out and you're what does that mean you're out of the Like he can't he can't act no more. No, you can select but like he can't vote on it He can't is there a way that they can ban them from like he's out of the, like, he can't, he can't act no more. No, you can select, but like, he can't vote on it. He can't. Is there a way that they can ban them from like, he's out of sag? Oh, that would be up to sag, but I think, I think that would be overreaching.

For what happened. Like now you're talking about cancel. Now he's got to do only zeal, zealist movies now. Sorry to video video on. Like, he's in Bruce Willis territory right now. We have a million dollars, I'll do it. Right? He has to like, no more a list features, Ram.

Well, I'll tell you what, if you're gonna fucking do it, if you're gonna get up there and slap that man and fucking stand up for your wife, maybe don't cry for 20 minutes afterwards. Did he? Oh, his speech was all, he just cried his way through it. Be is he crying? Is it be think he would have cried anyway? Or do you think he's?

Cause he knows that like emotionally fucking out of my mind. I don't think I'll ever be in a world where Denzel Washington pulls me aside to be like, y'all calm the fuck down. He, you know, he lives in that world. I don't know. He started crying. It ends all Bradley Cooper. Oh, he lives in that world. I don't know. He started crying. He depends on Bradley Cooper. Oh, he was in tears of happiness by a wood. Finally, when he was on a break.

It looked like a breakdown. I felt, yeah. Yeah. I mean, he probably was emotionally fucking on the edge. Anyway, before the joke. You think? Yeah. I think there's a lot, there's a lot leading up to that. Yeah. Like that was like the final fucking straw that was like, and he just took it out on this, you know, this, you know, this, poor Chris rock, which is fine. If like you want to say,

Chris Rock deserved it. If you want to say he was standing up for his wife, which is I think is a valid point of view, even though, you know, I think it's tricky than that. Like you, you must deal with the consequences. And there is no way the Academy can be like, yes, we will have our employees and performers assaulted on stage and do nothing about it. That would be the craziest fucking thing in the world. Well, I'm sure they'll change policy now next year. Well, see what policy don't slap people.

That wasn't on the books so bad. Well, now there'll probably be security around the stage and nobody can get up there. Like, here's a security guard. I'm standing by the stage. I'm like, Will Smith is gonna go on the stage. Who the fuck am I talking about? No way. Yeah, like really like why not though cuz he's who cuz he's Will Smith exactly I would be like he was never reason to be up there. He wants Joe Schmoe

Just runs wandering up. Yeah, how far to be how close does he get to the stage? Not even he can't even smell the stage. You get a Billy Club in the neck He's like a thousand yards out from the state across the street and now burger and this I don't know I get it I get it from all sides people are oddly mad at jade a pink it and I'm like why do people upset at her I don't know people like she'd she egg them on and I'm like what the fuck the fuck is not even know that yeah I don't even know that. Yeah, I don't know. Man, it's crazy.

It was nuts. No, I don't know anything about those two as celebrities, but after reading about all this, it's kind of a weird marriage. Oh, yeah, it's swinging and shitting. I've heard that. I've heard that. I want to say that, but just an unorthodox marriage. Sometimes when they speak what I've been reading to say that, but just an unorthodox marriage.

Sometimes when they speak, what I've been reading this morning. Sometimes when they swing, it doesn't matter who they end up with. I've read. What do you mean? What does that mean? That Will Smith maybe goes both ways. Oh, I mean, I assume most people in Hollywood go both ways. It's like drinking no news.

I got exclusive here right now. I just fell off the turn of truck. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, I don't know what they're going to do, but like he He should have been removed. I don't know who the fuck was in charge of making that call. That's like so to eat. Is he out of here or what? And somebody said no. Keep them. To me, that is crazy. Is it the greatest moment in Oscar history? As far as I'm concerned, is it the most memorable

moment? Name another moment. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So that's why the conspiracy theorists think the Oscars were sagging so badly in the ratings that they were like, Yeah, that's what I'm saying so yeah, so that's why the conspiracy theorist, you know think you know The Oscars were sagging so badly in the ratings that they were like they came up with this yeah, but you think there's gonna boost the ratings Like next year. I don't think people are gonna be like wonder who gets back this year Well, I was talking about it sure it's it's it lit the world on fire or at least America So you know if it was staged. Yeah, I don't think it was brilliant So, you know, if it was staged, I don't think it was brilliant. You couldn't ask for better or not better, but you could ask for better publicity, but you can't ask for more people talking about your Oscars ceremony than the one last night.

You made people like you and I who had no interest in the Oscars, getting interested in the Oscars. I've never watched the Oscars, yeah, so I still won't I don't care if they're slapping people next year If they're like, you know what? It's a slap fest. Oh, you see that that's what we've got each other to sit across from each other It's usually some burly Russian guy But I understand it I yeah, you know what I agree with you. I totally see your point of view. It's like if he says that in any other other other than

Yoskers, he says that at a bar. He says that. He says that you don't stand island. Yes. Yeah. They'll slap him. There's fist playing. You know, Chris Frog.

Why did it have to be Chris Rock? Well, they were saying it's like, you know, how did your veins escaped not getting slapped of all the shit that he said, and poor Chris Frog had to be the first guy to get slapped for a joke? A tasteless joke. Like, have you watched Jervais' stuff on YouTube? I've only seen it this morning because people were like, he's the guy that should have

got slapped, and I watched like a clip, like a thread about all the things he said. It was like in one video, all the insults, pretty good. Well written, you know, scathing and biting, and just like brutal take down of the elites and all the pompous Hollywood fucking arrogant douchebags, getting it right, we're fucking here. What the fuck, why do you guys seem to hate Hollywood so much? What's going on?

What's going on? What's going on? I've never done for me. What's that? What's Hollywood ever done for me? Every show you like? Psychists to ask the fuck in, stop paying me three times. One time you're going so far as to say I was dead. That's not bad, they wanted to get out of it.

That's not bad, they wanted to get my money. Well, did you guys keep up with the dues? No, well then what's going on here? We act once every 20 years Oh Speaking of dudes Listen this Saturday April 2nd Is that an April 2nd? April 2nd is the new episode of Impractal Joker's nice. It is airing Nice. It is airing across all three Turner networks, TBS, TNT and true TV, of course,

immediately after the NCAA Final Four. I'll fly down to New Orleans. I'll be there for the game. Apparently it's a big one. Duke's. Yeah. I'll be there for the game. We're going to be doing a little promo and the second the game ends that goes right into an extra long episode of a Pratil Joggers. So Eric Andre is nothing to sneeze at though. He's a funny guy. He's great. He's a huge fan. He's a legit one of the biggest fans of the show. Like he he he was everybody that we've had on that we've had on up until now. Has been like huge fans of the show. Fuck it. I record. I love I do happen to love him. I was first on my met him. Well, I met him at upfronts and stuff. So first on my spent time with him

and I was like, fuck man, this guy's so nice. He, I can't remember the name of it, but he did a Joker-esque type movie. Did you see it? Bad trip, it's so funny. I couldn't believe how much I liked it. Yeah, it's actually the same plot. We were laughing about that.

It's a road trip. Oh, that's what I said to Mary Beth. house like yeah, you also seen the Joker's movie We went well, I think they filmed theirs before I would they filmed their first Oh, really I just got released first, but yeah, there's a there is a movie where they drive a crown Vic From Florida to New York and our movie is a hidden camera movie where we drive a crowned Vic from New York to Florida How crazy is that? Yeah, it just worked. I mean, the movies are so wildly different.

And I'm sure a lot of people would say his movies way better. But yeah, it was pretty crazy. But it was weird, like, when Eric was on set, like, because he does a lot of hidden camera stuff, but he doesn't do it like we do it. And so when he was in, he was looking at our hidden camera set up and our audio set up and he's in, he was looking at our hidden camera setup

and our audio setup and he's like, how the fuck do you guys pull this stuff off? So we so our camera guys were giving him a tour of, and he like facetimeed his producer and was like showing him all the shit we did. And I was like, well, how do you do it? And then he was telling us the stuff that he does on the Eric Andre show. And it was like weird. Like I was learning hidden camera techniques that I had never thought of before. So I was like, we should have this weird like hitting camera symposium We get together with all the hidden camera shows and do it. That was a really it was a really really strong episode too Yeah, it's like fucking great and one bit. Do you remember when it went to first happen?

I'm sorry if I'm babbling a lot today. It's just been a lot. It's this week's been like really stressful, but The bit I remember I told you I would like I'm gonna try and start getting weirder things in the show now a lot today. It's just been a lot. It's this week's been like really stressful. But the bit, I remember I told you, I'm gonna try and start getting weirder things in the show now. And so there was this bit that the guys didn't, they were like, how the fuck? It's called Boot and Rally. And it's like, it's just called Boot and Rally. I don't want to tell you what it is because I'm with,. But like, so Sal and Murray were like, but it's not gonna work. And I'm like, no, fucking trust me, it'll work.

And the network said no. They're like, you guys are not gonna shoot this. We don't even see how it's funny. And to my boys' credit, they were like, well, we don't get it, but we'll do it because Brian likes it. And that's exactly what I was talking about that day. Like, I'm gonna propose some weird shit and dude it came out fucking the network is

like this is one of the funniest thing you guys ever did they actually wanted to switch it to put it in the premiere and so I feel pretty good man. You know I mean I don't know it's been going really well but it must be nice like when you tell the suits like do you show them up? Yeah, although I gotta say this new version of true that we're dealing with is infinitely supportive. It's been crazy. We don't lose fights, whatever's on air. It's us.

There is not a lot of interference. It's gonna be pretty interesting. Yeah, a little, we'll see. Well, the people have been nice. People are nice to us. Wait, why won't they be? I don't know. I'm sure they'll continue to be nice.

Oh, so you're like a nice. I don't know. I don't know anymore. People are so mean. People are so mean. People are so mean. You've been on Reddit? I haven't got on Reddit. Why are they being like actually just a people are so mean? Oh, I did go on Reddit. I did I saw it be my cat woman thing did not go over well

I saw that a lot of people were like misunderstanding what I meant in what way well I mean one or two people were like well He's talking about her being a femme for town not that Zoe I if I gave the impression that I think Zoe Kravitz isn't sexy like I, I don't know how I did, I said she looks like a million bucks, but like I'm not saying that Zoe Kravitz isn't incredibly sexy. I mean, the take on catwoman wasn't a femme fatale, which is what one of the people on the board were like, if Quint had just said femme fatale, he wouldn't have fucking elicited such an angry response from some people. So that's, yeah, that is what I meant. I just I guess I just meant that but

Yeah, I dipped into red and I saw people were like kind of being all mean to me and dipped on out stop that people I feelings I feelings I'm gonna stressful time in my life I'm gonna stressful time in my life. I don't know. I got to call the other day from the school sage was sick. And they wanted me to come pick her up and I'm talking to the school nurse. And I'm like, well, what's wrong with her? And she's like, well, she says like, you know, after she lunch, she felt like she feels like she has pizza near her heart. And I'm like, what does that mean? Heartburn. And she's like, you know, sometimes like food gets caught in there.

And I gave her some tea to relax the smooth muscles and blah, blah, blah, and all other shit. And I said, she's trying to get out of something she doesn't want to do. And she's like, no, no, like, like, and then it turns like, I'm the asshole. Like, I'm the uncaring asshole who fucking, I don't know what they expect of people, like, I'm a different case, but not everybody has a lifestyle where they can just go pick up their fucking kid

when they're sick, you know? But this nurse has consistently acted this way, like towards us, like, I'm a jerk off. I don't believe her, blah, blah, blah, whatever. So we got to this school. And she's just like, you could tell, she just has contempt for me. The nurse and I said, so what's wrong again?

And she's like, oh yeah, she got this peat. You know, she's got food stuck there and probably blah, maybe when she gets home. And I said, is that true, Sage? And she's like, yeah, like looking at me, but you know, she's playing it up. I said, all right true sage? And she's like, yeah, like looking at me, but you know, she's playing it up. I said, all right, if you say so. So we leave.

And 15 minutes later, I was like, well, you know what, me and Rosie are going to Chili's. Do you want to go to Chili's? She's like, yeah. I said, you can go to Chili's. If you tell me the truth, I said, were you sick? Or are you trying to get out of school? She's like, trying to get out of school. I said, so you feel fine. She goes, yeah,

that I had to reward her for telling me the truth. Yeah. But I was like, why did you do it in front of the nurse? No, that was the one thing I fucking wish I had done. But why did she not want to get out of school? I mean, why did she want to get out of school? Oh, she hates it. She hates it. She hates it. None of her friends are there anymore. They all graduated and went on to high school. So like this is the year she graduates. So she'll be in school with them next year. But she doesn't like any of the kids.

She's wet. There's like one girl that she's been going to school at the whole time. She's like, she's okay. But for the most part, she doesn't, doesn't care for the kids. So how do you change that then? Well, you know, I went to the end of school. Yeah, I only got a few more months to live in the end of the year. Fuckin' anything I liked everybody I went to school with, you know. Yeah.

Yeah, I thought that was funny though, that she admitted that she lied and that she fucking put one of it. And I had to think I wanted the nurse to know that she put one over on her. Did you let her know? Yeah. Fuck it. Fuck it, dude. What do I got here? I don't know. Another school of fucking two to oh, what man? Would you would you abandon either of your dogs if you found out they were gay? Well, it's weird because socks will try to, we'll try to, what's a call when you get on the back

of another dog? Mounting. Yeah, socks. Who's a female, we'll try to mount Cooper as a some sort of dominant gesture. Yeah. As a some sort of dominant oh gesture yeah

so My I think maybe Bisexual dogs my dogs which and I'm totally comfortable with that I like I I promote that and yeah, you know and let everybody know I put I got something I got a sign on my lawn Yeah, oh, you know what if not not only do I have two guard dogs, they're bisexual. Nice. But better, if one of them came out as trans again, then we'd talk really capitalized. It's self-seacers. But is there such a thing as gay dogs?

I didn't think so, except on South Park, we're like gay dog, gay dog. A North Carolina dog has been abandoned after his owner saw him pumping another male pooch and feared he might be gay. Fesco, which is the only one with a dog, was dropped off of the shelter and the shelter is seeking a foster home and a new family for the 50 pound dog. The shelter claimed his owners were a gas when they saw Fesco mounting another male dog, a common canine behavior that is not necessarily sexual in nature. As you guys say, I don't think it's about sex, you know, that just these are these are primal instincts and dogs. Yeah. They're doing it for

for you're not doing it for pleasure. I happen to have some experience with this if you want to hear about it. I have a gay cat. Do you do? Chessie's gay. And what happens is like kill as I have a guy in the girl, I've Benjamin Brooklyn and Chessie. And Chessie will try to mount Benjamin all the time, right? And I said it to my vet. I was like, yeah, I know it's like a dominance thing and he and he was like, no, it's not always that like sometimes the cats just attracted to I was like, wait, so I have a gay cat and he's like, yeah, you just have a cat and I was like whoa, so I Have a gay cat. It could be like prison where it's just like, just, you know, whatever, whatever holds around. Put the girl counts right there. Oh, okay.

Yeah. So he has a choice on who to try him out. And it's Benjamin every time. And it's like, and you're like, all right, he's gay. So I never did it occur to me to be like, I can get him away. To get him away. Yeah.

I'm like, I just can't leave them alone in the same room because they'll go into like a gay berserk rage and try to revenge. But doesn't make me love them any less. I mean, what would I even feel about this, though? Right? Even. There's so old now that he almost never sees the other cats anyway. I just have to be careful when, um, because I'll even.

There he is, well. Oh, I would take that dog. Yeah. That's a friendly looking dog. Yeah. Well, I would take that dog. Yeah, that's a friendly looking dog. Yeah, I mean Do you know the fucking level of ignorant you have to be to not not only fear that your dog is gay, but tell the shelter? Like not even just go like yeah, we can't take care of it anymore. We're moving

I'm pretty sure my dog's best dog is gay. I don't want to treat him in. How you guys doing at the gas pump? Are you feeling it yet? I barely go anywhere. Today something really weird happened at the gas pump. Never happened before in my entire life. My entire adult life getting gas. I go in and my daughter took my

car last night and fucking left it with virtually no gas in the fucking car. So I'm just praying I get to the gas station and it doesn't, I don't run out of gas. So I'm sitting there and I tell that out and then I find out I only have $15 on my pocket. So I'm like, I'm gonna get, I'll just fill it up. Well I can't fill it up. I don't think I'll fill it up on 15, but I'll tell the guy, can you give me $15 cash? He's like, yeah, sure, sure. And I'm sitting there waiting in the car

and he goes, all right, you're all set. I turn a car on and the fucking, the gas didn't go up. Like the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the reader, the thing on the, and I'm like, well, either my daughter broke the car You know or she did something or this guy didn't put any gas on my car and he's telling me that he did So I was like, yes, I got in the car and I'm like, hey buddy I go as he's as he's going into the gas station It's just like a really small gas station. It shouldn't even be on this little residential road

I don't know how gas station. What was that? Huston? It's in between our house. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're talking about. And he goes, what? I go, I don't think you put gas in my car. And he fucking like got so fucking aggressive and defensive. That I was like something weird's going on. And I was like, well, he goes, I put gas in your car. I put gas in your car. I'm like, well, I don't see the meter. I'm like, car, it hasn't didn't raise. I said. So I don't either. It's broker. You don't put gas in my car. He goes, I don't see the meter on my car. It hasn't didn't raise, I said.

So I don't, either it's broker, you don't put gas on my car. He goes, I put gas on your car. And I said, well, give me a receipt then. And he just storms over and he goes, I'll just put the work cash on your car then. Oh, is that what you'll do? Oh, really?

I don't know. He was old though. So I wasn't like, I wasn't even like, I wasn't man, I was just like, so I'm just looking at him and going I Like I'm just staring at him because I'm like what is going on? And he just looks at me because I'm cold. He goes. I'm just trying to get in there. I'm so cold

Give a shit what your career issues are I don't know It was so weird and I'm like I don't know if this old man just fucked up. So we put in another 15 He put in he put in more gas and he and he goes all right. You're all set And I turn a car on and this time now the now it's one bar away from being full and it probably shouldn't have been full $15 with the weight gas prices are today. Oh, which means he probably put in the first gas and it just And it did it read it and then he put in more gas and it filled the tank which means you my friend They're an asshole Poor old guy so cold he just wants to go inside

But unless he did I mean like he should have slapped you He has to make up for that money at the you know He has to reconcile his account at the end of the day So he's just gonna fucking give you fifteen dollars I don't know what was going on. I don't think it, like, I'll go to my grave going something, either he fucked up or he was intentionally like being like, okay, this guy probably won't pay attention

if I give him $5 worth of gas instead of 15. I think that's what happened. He only gave me $5 worth of gas. Oh. And he didn't maybe anticipate, I would look at them at the gauge before driving away. We should go in the cover. I figured this out.

We should like put a hidden camera in the car and see if we like she's seven on your side. Shame on you. Yeah, I mean that could really go wrong too though. I mean, you know, and like is it against the law though to try to shame somebody like that? That's all people do. We shame each other. I thought that was a currency of the land. like, is it against the law though to try to shame somebody like that? That's all people do, we shame each other. I thought that was a currency of the land. You know what I mean? Like set up that kind of elaborate, like, gotcha.

Yeah. Well, you're a lot of cameras in your car running. Yeah, yeah. You're in a public place. Yeah, I'm not saying he did it on purpose, but I thought the response was incredibly over the top for somebody who fucked up. He could just be like, oh, shit. I fucked up right or no

I'm not giving you more gas because I definitely put more gas in there There's no if I'm the gas guy. There's no possible way. I'm giving you more I'll be like I don't know what's wrong with your car But I put like didn't like on the on the pump didn't it say 15 bucks or he said it said five and he said I am messed up I put five and I put five and I put five and so then he puts another 15 and though Instead of just putting ten in so I don't know what the fuck was going on But it wasn't like I wasn't fucking ran Raven. I was just like I just staring at him And he goes you think I want to be out here in the cold? You think I want to be out here in the cold

I'd be like you think I want to be I don't even have a starter left me with no gas Yeah, we all got a problem. I don't even say anything to him because I'm just like, I don't even know what to say to that, you know? And Cooper's fucking going ballistic barking at him. And I'm just like, right in the back of my ear, because he's right behind me. He's just going like, ape shit. As the guy is like talking to me through the window, I don't know, but when things are like this are weird with gas,

yeah, I wonder if there's like some skimming going on, especially when you're paying with cash. Yeah, I wonder if there's like some skimming going on, especially when you're paying with cash. I don't know. I don't want to make accusations though. But he definitely did it. I brought a list. Oh, is this John Johnson's? Yeah, John's list doesn't really say that right. Oh, this is great. Yeah, so, his list doesn't really say that right. John's choice. Oh, this is great. Yeah, so, uh... Wow, look at that. It's not just one list, it's multiple list.

Yeah. Look at that. Let's see how many do we have. I think I have seven or eight. Nice. All right, I like this. Some better than others, I think. Now, Q, you feel you're at a disadvantage?

Why? I know him since fifth grade. No, I don't feel I at a disadvantage. Why I know them since fifth grade No, I don't feel 1978, yeah, I think I you know, I think that I Mean I've been around 20 years. I don't know if you don't see yeah, you you've probably spent more more of that time With him or you where you probably you guys are also like completely on the same wavelength you guys if you guys are chicks You'd have periods together, I think. Yeah, if you're shrink. We're seeing how to take this. You got a pad I can borrow.

I got you. Well, you would think so, but you're my best friend. Yeah, that's what I was saying. So if he doesn't matter how long you've known somebody, it's about how about, he's about all about getting in their heads. Yeah, that's what I said. So it doesn't matter like how long you've known somebody. It's about how about, it's about all about getting in their heads. Yeah, they're hearts. Yeah. All right. So this first one is just, this is more something that's happened to me currently. This isn't really like, I just put this on because. And you, and you've marked down your answers to this, right? So I haven't marked them down. Do you want me to mark them down

real fast? I mean, you don't show us, of course. But I want to make sure that the answers are put in and there's no discrepancy where you're changing answers. Okay, after that guess session, he doesn't trust anybody. Yeah. No. It's kind of tough.

Hey, man. You don't tell them what people will resort to. Oh, fucking the fuck, man. Will Smith is out there smack at people. Now, fuck in the fuck, man. We'll smith this out there, smack it people. Now, how come the Rob Bruce smack didn't get as much play as the fuck will smith fuck the slap? You know, like, how come, like, that didn't get just didn't get catched internet's fancy? I'll tell you what, though, what happened to Rob Bruce when he hit the back of his head?

He was that scorted away, and he wasn't allowed back in. Holy shit, yeah, you're right. I'm telling you, man, whatever you think of, there have to be rules and consequences, have to be. Yeah. He paid a horrible price. But he won. Not able to see.

Not able to step into the stash. Oh, yeah. Oh. Okay. Can you imagine that? So a winged man is known as a Robin Red Breast. You know these birds, right? I'm sure you do.

Sure, of course. Has been targeting Brian's car, attacking its reflection in the side panel and scratching it up, shitting on the window, shitting on the hood, shitting on the mirrors. Do I A, let it go and hope the bird gives up? B, call animal control and ask if they can catch and release this bird somewhere else. C, park around the block out of the bird's view. D, get a car cover.

E, by rubber snakes to put on the car in an effort to scare the bird off? Hmm. Okay. Can I ask a question? Yeah. Why did you call it a prize car instead of my car? I don't know.

I wondered that by the time I got done with this list, I was like, why do I keep referring to myself in the third person? It's very weird. Yeah, there's a lot more prize coming your way. Did you write these? Hurry up, Mary. Three thirty. I know five options as opposed to two. I know.

Why so many options? This is a lot because some of them are making me laugh. So I just would cut them here. So there's bird and this is true, he's scratched. I came out the other day and he's flying around by the side panel of my car, the rear quarter panel, just hitting it and scratching it and it was like, what the fuck? I don't know, I don't know if he sees his, nope, no food in the car. I think he sees his reflection because it's shiny and he gets all mad.

Oh yeah. But then on top of it, yeah. So there's another bird and then he starts And then he's just a burden side to the car. There's another burden, then he starts, first he's shit on the window, and then he's shit on the mirrors, and then he's shit on the hood today. Pretty sure it's him.

I mean, I can't say for sure. Well, you probably could get some specimens and get some samples, and bring it to a bag. He's a DNA. You probably have the same burden. I just walk it in and say, that's not a doctor.

In my hand. Can we determine if these droppings are from the same bird? I think the bird hasn't been that against me. I'll spare no cost. I need you to... What are the options? So here are the options. Just let the whole thing go and hope the bird gives up.

Call animal control and ask if they can catch and release the bird somewhere else. Park around the block out of the bird's view. Get a car cover or buy rubber snakes to put on the cart in an effort to scare the bird off. And that's the last option. That's something my mom would do. In fact, she has done something like that as we had birds in the backyard and she brought like seven plastic owls Oh, yeah, and she fucking zip tied them all over my back deck

In an effort to scare the birds away by these owls and did did nothing. It didn't work. No, now we just have this gaudy Remember Hollywood from highland and highland Yeah, that's where my back deck looks like when I was all the bullshit. With all the bullshit she zip tied in an effort to scare the birds away. I don't think you're putting rubber snakes. I don't think you're going to go, I mean if you are, then you are definitely have too much free time in your hand if that's your answer. Now I've had this happen to me.

Where are birds that just, where are birds? You've seen it. And remember, my car was just like fucking, Oh yeah. And what did I do? Nothing. I didn't even watch it. I didn't do anything at all.

At least I washed it off. I would say lovee. I was just like, hey, if I'm going to park it out in public, what do I expect? I think you're going to get a car cover. And now we're talking about your nice new car, right? Yeah. I think you're going to get a car cover. We're just parking around the corner, parking somewhere.

I'm going to go park it somewhere else. I think animal control you know is gonna fucking laugh in your face. I'm gonna say you're gonna go animal control. I mean, I'm sorry, just park it in a different area. It's a different area? Yeah. I disagree, because both the cover

and the parking in a different area are a lot of extra work. So to me, it's either do nothing work. What I think happened is, sage probably had, because she likes spooky dark things, probably had already the snakes. And a Google search and they were like, well, I don't have to go to the store for the snakes.

The snakes are right here. Let me try that first. I wouldn't say that, but I have snakes. I know, but I know his daughter, so I know her, her, so I'm trying to make some connection. I'm going to say snakes. Rubber snakes. Rubber snakes just because sage had them right. It's the most ineffective option, though.

Well, the most useless and pointless and embarrassingly no argument there. You can make me write down the answers. I can't try to get out of it. Well, I wasn't. Rubber Snicks. Yes, really. What?

That wasn't my idea my idea was Mary Beth's Then it's not your idea then you can't that's not your answer then what do you mean? This is the one I decided on though because I was like should I get a car cover should I just park it around the corner But she was the one who say get Robert Snicks. Yeah, so Mary Beth told you to write that no, she didn't tell me to write I Wrote you agreed with it though. I agreed with it got the rubber snakes oh you already have it already well they're on order from Amazon yeah all right say one point one point for you yeah and you think that'll work I'm hoping you fucking asshole you think that'll work yeah that's really what he said. Surely, the unspoken. Okay. Tripping with fuck you.

This one has four answers and then the rest is up to the rest is up to. Bryce taken his nightly stroll through the neighborhood. When through window, he notices a cumley last changing. Changing. Cumberly meaning. Pretty cute. Yeah, like you know like J to pink at our Zoe rabbits Do I respect your privacy by putting my head down and moving on? Linger a bit until after the show is over and then continue my walk

bust out a phone and recorder shows to preserve the moment or go back to our house the next day to Warner that our window is visible to people walking by. Wow. I'm gonna let you go first this time. So it's either a very your eyes. Enjoy the show, record the show, or move on and come back the next day to warn. Right. Well, I know you wouldn't take your camera out in the record. And I know you probably wouldn't join the show because all you got to do is glance out the window,

see you there, I want to look on you, like just stop to the middle of the street, staring at every fucking minute. I can't do this. There's no way he's going back to the next day. And be like, real, I saw you naked. Oh man. I'm glad you have clothes on because yesterday you didn't and I saw everything.

I mean, look, I'm not complaining. I'm just saying. I don't know. I'm leaning towards that one. No way to somebody fuck a walk up to them and let them know that they could see everything the night before. But isn't that being a good neighbor? It's so awkward man. It's so awkward as like what's her facial facial reaction to that? What if she gets the wrong facial reaction like horror and just like

Get off my property are gonna call the cops. I just wanted to let you know. Wait, listen, don't shut the door. Or husband fucking comes out. Slap. So you're the motherfucker that's watching, watching my wife. Anything could go wrong here.

Yeah, you're right. It's a big risk. Yeah. I'm still gonna go with it though. Be the good neighbor. I think he's gonna be good. I think he adverts his eyes. Advertise? Yeah. I don't think he's sit

He's like, you know, he's trying to tie a shoe anything he can do to linger there a little bit longer I don't think he's doing that though, but I think he's just gonna put his head down keep on walking all right Okay, let's see. Well, this is exciting. I don't go back to our house the next day I don't bust out my phone and record it. I also don't respect your privacy. Whoa, you linger? Linger a little bit. Just a little bit.

Really? Get an eye full? Yep. And how do you linger? I mean, I mean, it's peeping Tom. I know it is. I know it is. But I've happened into a situation where the peeping Tom is possible.

Like if I were going out and like looking around in people's windows, that's what they just fucked up. But the chances are so few. It's only happened to me once in my life. I was in the eighth grade. And I remember my friend, like Chris Hawks, he lived in this apartment complex, it was like a or condo rather, and we were walking through like this Common area happened to look through the window and there's a lady

There was do you remember to how excited they used to get on comic book men? There was a Production crew. Yeah, the production crew would get so excited because we were on the second floor and across the way on broad street There was a lady who had an apartment there. Now, I can't really blame these guys because she changed in front of it every day. Really? She was naked in front of them every day. She never put the shades down. I never have, I never saw it. Yeah, I never saw it either.

But God damn did they get excited about it, right? It's a little perk that you get from being up high on the fucking... I guess. I'm surprised she didn't... I've seen the comic man crew, like, you would notice if they were staring at you. If you were doing it, I'm surprised that she didn't notice that. Maybe she did notice, and she liked it. So, what are you tying your shoe, maybe, and then you're like, Oh, man, I gotta maybe pull your socks off.

I think I'm answering a text to me. You're walking. You're walking in place. Maybe pull your socks off. I think I'm answering a text maybe I mean it all depends on like how I'm seeing it like I'm not standing under like a street light Crep and She sees you oh god I would immediately move I couldn't do it. Can I tell Mary Beth, because like, she keeps the windows open. But if you ever want to see a show, you can probably stop by any given night.

Oh yeah? Oh yeah. And she changes in front of the window and shit, or she goes and gets something. No fucking top on. Really? Yeah, I borrowed that letter right there. I'm going to keep scoring. I'll get it back to you.

Alright, so, Q, you got one. Yeah, you got one. I have nothing. Oh, right. Yeah, I'm get it back to you now. All right, so Q, you got one. Yeah, you got. I have nothing. Oh, right. Yeah, I'm over two. And get a nervous. You thought too highly of me. No, but yes, definitely, yeah.

But I'm also, it's like, it's hard to let that's a mind that not many people can fucking hone in on and get in sync with. Yeah. You need to. Yeah, it's like it's like it's like it's fragmented. You get in there. Things are on today. All over the place. It's like a kaleidoscope. Not the make sense. Up is down. The brain's got all the wrong spots laid up. Not the make sense up is down

Yeah, I'm not too hard of myself yet, you know, but I'm only down by one. Yeah, it's up there Okay, I'm offered the gift of invisibility for an hour at a time Take a walk. I can linger as long as I want. However, whenever I use it, it shaves a week off my life. Do I go for it? Or nope, not worth it. This is like, I can use it once. I'm gonna never have to use it again.

There's no reason not to take it because you don't have to use it again. There's no reason not to take it, because you don't have to use it, but if you're ever in a situation where you need to turn invisible for some reason, you have it. So I think you take it and- Read that again, I wonder, maybe there's something that, yeah, you're hearing it differently than I heard.

Yeah, okay. I'm offered the gift of invisibility for an hour at a time. However, whenever I use it, it shaves a week off my life. Why did I refer to myself as Brian all these? It's really weird. Now that you mentioned it, you didn't write these. No. I did too. I would never do that. You'll see some of the questions coming up. There's no way she.

You'll see some of the questions coming up. There's no way she would say that. So you're saying that you just want the ability to turn invisible. That's all we're putting into question. Not if you ever use it. That's a weird question. It's a thinker, man. It's kind of like, why not just like will I ever turn myself invisible while I ever take a week off my life?

Yeah, but what if you're in a situation where your life could be saved by turning invisible in which case it would be worth it This is either yes or no Yes, yeah, I think yes You're both right Mm-hmm Now I worded it like that because there's nothing to lose nothing I decided never to use it again. Yeah, but would you? How often would you use the invisible power, though? I'd probably be dead by next week.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know, it depends on what for, like, there's a time where I thought, where, like, when you're young, you're, like, invisible. I go into the girls locker room, but it's like, I don't think I'd be that, you know, or you go into a bank and take money or any number of things. It's like, I don't think I'd do that. You know, are you going to go to a bank and take money or any number of things?

It's like being invisible isn't really that handy. I should gonna use it for nefarious purposes. Oh, and you could use it for good. Yeah. And you become the best spy. And the world is ever known. Yeah. And your James Bond, bro.

Fucking honey truck. Yeah, I mean, I guess if you weren't giving up a week your life for an hour might But well for the good of the country, you know what I mean is fucking country Yeah, well, it's what can I do for my country? You know at this point, you're right? I mean he's yeah I said I'll think you should do it Yeah, who are you saving? I don't know much of fucking ass. No. Who are you saving? I don't know, a bunch of fucking assholes who wouldn't appreciate it anyway. Get in right now and get right into that fucking the red square. Maybe take care of certain things.

Take food and not take care of Putin. I don't want to say I don't want to get in here of Agent Smirra. I'm gonna fucking... Yes, these studios doorknob. You're not sitting in the middle of the umbrella. I'm going home. I want to poor get him fucking melting in front of my eyes. Yeah, that's a good point.

So these people, they say they're going to send in a visible man. Let's say, 2 to 1, Q. 2 to 1. What's that? 2 to 1? All right. A brilliant scientist invents two pills. One will give me the body of Brad Pitt and Fight Club for life. And the other will lift a pressure to make me as happy as a person with Down syndrome. I can only have one. Which one do I choose?

Shit. Because I know you wanted that Brad Pitt body for a fight club. The answers are, is that bread pit or B is that quirky from life goes on? Oh, you don't turn, you don't get. No, no, no, just I'm as happy as. See, I know you wanted to be that when you were younger, but as you're older now, you might just value happiness over the over the maps. Fuck, it's still being miserable, but with fucking sweet abs. How miserable could you be with sweet abs?

I don't know. I mean, it's not like Brad Pitt's life was going fucking perfect. Yeah, I'm divorced Yeah, a lot of people see that as a positive You can't see his kids, right? You're like can, well, not as much as he used to. A lot of people see that as a positive. Angelina, Julie, sell in French shuttows without telling them the shit. I mean, I'm sure he's miserable, even with those sweet apps.

How do the Gensal's apps anymore, right? Probably not right now, no. That was like working out in fucking three days of no water. Hmm. I'm gonna let you go first. I don't know, because you knew this that he had a... That's a lost it air from his body. I didn't know that.

Yeah, he wanted... I didn't know that. See, this is good that you shouldn't have mentioned that allowed because that was information that I wasn't privy to. I'm gonna say you're gonna take the happiness. You're gonna take the happy pill. Because as much as you want to those abs,

you live with someone with Down syndrome and you see how happy she is all the time. And man, don't look, that looks sweet. It does. Yeah. So I think you're gonna have happiness. But you really want to those abs. Yeah, I think abs can only take you so far.

I mean, it's like at this stage of his life though, yeah, this is like how often does he even get a shirt off? I couldn't barely take it, I can't reach around. I've been wearing the same shirt for four months. I don't remember seeing same shirt for four months. I don't know, I'm just wearing some mumu. Yeah. Oh, man, I'm going with quirky. Yeah?

Yeah. All right. You both underestimate how vain I am. Oh, shit. I feel like having the abs would make me... It would make me happy, but it would boost the happiness. The happiness. Yeah.

Oh, that seems very short-sighted. I was worried about this. It is. I was worried about this. That's somebody that made, actually, enjoy his dark moments then. He's not willing to give him up. It wasn't an easy choice.

Yeah. It wasn't an easy choice to make. I shouldn't easy choice to make I should have won with abs, I think I have to run to the bathroom real quick. Okay. All right, so the last one was I'm looking like Brad Pitt Yeah, you're right. You have you're exactly right in a short-sighted, but that's what I would do Yeah, yeah, hopefully you know, they have something you could call somebody for you make that decision. Yeah I should pow well with you guys So let get a second opinion on great abs because you might be so happy You might just like get them on your own. Yeah Mary Beth you want me to be have abs or be the monster that I am

Abs are hot I have. Just like abs. Abs are hot. I see them off full of their system. Okay, so next one, number five. Still two to one cue. At some point we got a differ if I'm gonna get back in this. What I rather have nude photos of me put on the internet for all to see Or eat for free at any restaurant for life

However, long with eating for free. I have to take one punch from Mike Tyson in the head Along with eating for free, I have to take one punch from Mike Tyson in the head. One punch every meal? No, just one punch. Mike Tyson now, Mike Tyson young. Mike Tyson now. Who is still fairly formidable. And now what era of Brian Johnson is the new photo from?

I would say it's now. Like I would have to go with now. I can't say like oh what I'm looking my best I Don't think you give a fuck about the new photo at all. I don't You got that giant Johnson hog you get it out there you show everybody you don't care about that Is he show everybody? Oh, I don't think he cares about Joan. I think it's that impressive. He can't wait to see you. Oh, I think he meant he has a history of she- No, no, no, no. No.

So I don't think so. That's why I can't go near certain schools. And I don't think- Just certain schools, not all schools. What schools, what schools, what schools, okay with that? Some lower class schools. However, I've seen when you eat... Char is probably the highest. Char is a legitimate like nice steakhouse.

And right back, right? But one was the last time you were at char. Dude, that probably would have been my birthday. So we're talking about really... Oh, but if you can go for free, that motherfucker is going every night, free times a day. Yeah, but if you can eat a char every, for free. Man, you're right, you're right about that. You're right about that.

Bring me a bowl of steak for breakfast. Yeah. But he's back. Bring me a bowl of steak for breakfast. Yeah. But he's back. Why? How come Tyson didn't kill that motherfucker? Why, you know, I couldn't have killed him. You know, he could punch harder. Just get him the bowl.

I don't think you want to get hit by my Tyson. Not at this age. Not with that beautiful Johnson Hogg. Yeah, I think he, I think he, the photos would be a great episode of Tom Steve Day, just one like, you know, maybe a group, like would all time 10-bellar as he has to Like you talk about you know the photos being on the internet. Yeah, I don't know if they're gonna get that money downloads Yeah, because you're not on TV anymore Yeah, don't read too much into it

I just don't know like you know you're gonna get the ants I'm sure are going to want to check it out some 13% is maybe I think I think even the dudes are gonna be like I Guess I've heard so much about this hog. I gotta check it out. Oh, he doesn't have bright pit abs for sure You didn't take that little ditty Stomach is covering happening. Yeah, I think you're going to, I think you're going to, I think you're actually going to love it that the photos are out there and then you can have, and you can talk about it, and you can crack jokes about it, because I don't think you want to get hit by Mike Tyson.

But I think when you look at it, if you look, if you're doing your finances, if it's like my finances, you realize that like you spend an inordinate or out of money eating out. Oh, yeah. And if you got that money back, you would never have to, well, I'm not going to say you never have to work again, but. But, you're silly. But yeah, that would be awesome to get, like to eat out for free or to get all that money back

You spend on a year eating out, but I don't know of my Tyson It's too hard to take a bunch for my Tyson. Yeah, it's just too hard to be anything to go wrong. Yeah, and you know Yeah, I'm gonna go with Internet Yeah, I'm gonna go with internet, internet, internet porn. Yeah, I think so. I'd be striking a pose because there's no way I'm letting Mike tighten it. Yeah, that's too hard.

That would be a freedom to kill me. It's just too hard. Okay, we got three left. Whoa. If I win by one, three to two. Anybody's game. Yeah, still anybody's game. I'm in New York City hanging out with Q. As we stop at a crosswalk, we notice an out of control truck barreling down the street headed right towards a mother and her baby.

Do I a shove Q into the mother and baby carriage knocking them clear, but Q gets stuck in the undercarriage and is mangled beyond recognition. Do I run into the street, push the baby and mother to safety, dying a hero's death in the process, or hey, my name's Paul and this shit's between y'all. Sacrificing me is an adoption. So we know this, so we know that's, that was my joke. Yeah, that wasn't that's not gonna happen. So it's, are you gonna sacrifice yourself for the baby? What do you think?

I think I'm down by one, I'm not saying a word. Yeah, but chasing my answers hasn't done you much good. No, but I'm not, I don't wanna weigh in and give you any kind of help coming to a conclusion. Well, I already know what my answer is. Then lock it in then. Oh, lock it in, but I don't want I don't want I don't want to. I don't think you I don't know. I think you would he kill himself for for a mother child? Like, yes, it's a wrong context. I think you're he kill himself for a mother of child?

Like, there's some wrong context. I think you're putting it in phrasing and as kill himself, would he make the like a hero's sacrifice? You know, maybe fucking think about all the fucking good publicity he's gonna get for this. I mean, post mortem, but like he's gonna be remembered as a hero when people google me they'll see my pictures and my nude pictures yeah there won't be the first thing that comes up on the google search it'll be you sacrifice yourself then then the then the nude pictures will be second yeah it'll be on the fat

then exhibition is saves woman and child yeah I do I don't think like I know the easy joke is just like fuck them You're not doing it, but I know you have it in you to to do it Yeah, it doesn't want to go on the record though. It's being like, you know I'd let that baby and mother die this game's based on brutal truth man I know but do you want to say it out loud? You can go with so many other different scenarios other than call yourself out to be like, it's got to kind of doze at anything. Yeah, but I mean, I said I doomed human race

to 10 years of less life because I didn't want to suck an alien dick. And you're still getting, I think that's what really was about all that negative feedback. Oh really? Yeah, I think it was really, nobody commented on that at all. Ha ha ha ha.

Hey, everybody has very strong opinions about Batman. get a feedback. Oh really? Yeah, I think it was really nobody commented on that. Everybody has very strong opinions about Batman. Oh, which oh, we got to talk about that scene. Okay. Um, fuck dude. I could say this is a tough one because I know you would, you would sacrifice yourself to save a mother and child. But I don't know if you're gonna do it when we're hanging out with Manhattan. We still got stuff to do for the rest of the day. We still have a whole nine ahead of us. This is gonna give us a lot to talk about. He's Paul. He's Paul. I believe this is the hardest one so far because

I think he would sacrifice himself to save that that that baby I think he would but not if we're hanging out with Manhattan there's too much to do I'm gonna say Paul he's Paul he's Paul in this between you all yeah yeah why she in the streets just crossing against this this thing yeah stupid but it's a tough one dude dude. It's a really tough one. Tell me we got left. There's this one, then two more. Okay, so I think I have to wait for a better question for me to go out on a limb. This is my strategy. I'm going to go with your poll in this between. I'm a walrus maybe. Oh, yeah, your Paul. No, Paul. I knew it. I'm a sacrifice in myself, because if I'm sacrificing myself for this kid,

yeah, what about your kid? What about my kid? Yeah. And what is a baby done that it deserves to live more than me? You know? And where are we going at night? Oh, we're going out to get a stake and then we're going to the strip club.

Get Steve for free. Yeah, I'm brain damage. We're going to get to eat that for me. All right. So, four to three. Okay. Steven King wants to hang out with Bri for the day, talking writing, horror, movies, et cetera. The only caveat is that when he dies dies He has to spend a week in purgatory listening to the isle comics back catalog on a constant loop Or instead of that I can choose to pal around with Harvey Weinstein for a week after he gets out of jail Do I go to purgatory hang with Harvey or decline Stephen King's invite? There's three options three options for that one Wait, why are you hanging out with Harvey when I see him?

Just, that's the caveat. Like when I, in order to hang out with Stephen King, that's what I have to say. One of two options. One of two options, the purgatory. Purgatory? Or hanging with Harvey. Or hanging out with Harvey.

or hanging with Harvey. Or hanging out with Harvey. I think you're hanging out with Harvey because I believe that you would have a lot of questions for him. I don't think you'd be celebrating him, but I think that you could stomach his presence to get some meaty tell of Steveof-stove Dave tidbits. Content? Yeah, that's what I think.

So there's only two options here? No, there's three. There's a third one. The client has an invitation, so that way I don't have either. And what you have to do when you die, you spend an eternity in purgatory, just listening to ISIL comics or whatever. No, just a week. Just a week.

Just a week. Oh, fuck. week. Just a week. Just a week. Oh, fuck, man, a week is nothing. When you have it all of it, you know, the rest of your, there is no time, you know, once we get across over to the other side. How much time do you have to spend with Harvey? Uh, hang out with him for a week. Oh, a week.

Pal around with him for a week, is that. Oh, okay, I miss on this, so you gotta run around. People are gonna see me with them. Oh, that's no I think you're gonna let me take up Stephen King and I saw comics isn't that bad I don't listen to it at some time And by that I mean ever oh, I thought you would just hang out with Harvey for a night an entire week. I don't know That's a lot because he doesn't seem like a nice guy

And how great cuz the story doesn't seem like a nuttie But I still think I still think that's a double dip for you because You made the test Harvey wine scene, but the motherfuckers got to have some good stories. So I still say harby. I say he's gonna go hang out, Stephen King, and like I said, I mean, a week, you can do that, you know, and you just put your buds in, yeah, and just walk around for a good tour,

listen to some fucking high caliber entertainment from the Isle comics boys. All right. All right. There you go. That's hopeful. Yeah. I'm going to take Harvey because I think that that like we he's a monster.

Yes, but like he's he's probably got some crazy stories. Well, you're both wrong. Whoa. I wouldn't want to hang out with Stephen King. He's such a fucking liberal, lefty bullshitter that I just, I wouldn't even, I wouldn't even, I just wouldn't want to hang out with him. I just want to go to a purgatory, listen, I sell comics.

I don't want to be seen with Harvey Weinstein. I don't care how many stories I get from him. Wow, wow. So it's going to come down to this, this is the last one, then? This is the last one then this is the last one holy should we get in the tie or you know or obviously You will take this cue with the correct answer. Yeah, okay Brian Mary Beth have a huge fight screaming name calling threats blowout, Maribeth retires to the bedroom to furiously write in her journal. When she's finished, she storms out, gets in the car and drives off.

When Bra goes into the bedroom, he spies Maribeth's journal, and the luck isn't fastened. Does he, A, respect her privacy, no one has any business reading someone else's private thoughts? Or B, fuck that bitch, if she's talking shit about me even to herself, I have every right to know. Wow, it'd be. That would be as yummy as it would be. It would seem like a joke. I mean, but you know what, for the sake of trying to at least end this in a tie, I'm going to go with that, like, everyone deserves their privacy.

Okay. Even Brian Johnson will respect, especially his wife. Yeah. If he doesn't respect his wife's privacy, then that that's marriage is doomed to fail then. Some might argue that, you know, you got to keep it closer. I know, but that's the biggest like, that's the biggest like invasion of privacy. Like, you know, if know, if a wife can't trust her husband not to look at her journal. Then there is no truck, there is no fucking foundation to build a healthy, strong marriage

on. I couldn't disagree more. Really? Yeah, I don't think that it's a good idea to go poke around and just say, I'm together with those journals and stuff. You're going to see something something you don't like. Yeah. However, I don't think he's still pissed, probably.

Yeah, you know. He hasn't not been pissed since the 80s. He hasn't not been pissed since the 80s. He hasn't been pissed since the 80s. He hasn't been pissed since the 80s. He hasn't been pissed since the 80s. He hasn't been pissed since the 80s. He hasn't been pissed since the 80s.

He hasn't been pissed since the 80s. He hasn't been pissed since the 80s. He hasn't been pissed since the 80s. I'm gonna go with, he's gonna respect that privacy. It's her fault if you don't lock it, it's gonna be his philosophy. Yeah, maybe it was a test though, and that motherfucker is about to fail. It was like, you know what, if this marriage is gonna last, I'm gonna leave it unlocked, I'm gonna leave the house, and you know, maybe it's a gotcha. Like, if you're reading this, some little trapment, we're over. Some sort of like, she's that poetic.

Like, this was a test for you, my love. If you're reading this. If you've opened up a red my journal, and there is no future. Yeah, I still think you read it. I think you read it. I say no. No.

I'm not gonna read it in an effort to tie it up at four. But what a world doesn't he read it? I mean, I'm reading it. Yeah. I'm reading it, I'm not honest. But, you know, but, I mean, just to try to get this to a tie, I have to go with, you know, just basically go against what I know.

It's not the truth. Johnny's choice. Here we go. The truth isn't always what it seems, Walt. I wrote that I would not, I would not. Whoa! And I wouldn't read it because this is happened. This is based on something. This really just happened.

Where she was very upset about something, and I saw her scribbling down in her notebook and shit, and she puts it into her drawer, her bedside drawer. And I could have went and read it, but I didn't. What stopped you? I don't know. There's something about reading other people's... Like, I know that I wouldn't want it done to me. Did she know you didn't read it?

No, she doesn't know if I read it. You didn't fucking throw it in her face? You're like, I didn't even read it? No, she doesn't know if I read it. You didn't fuck it through her face. You're like, I didn't even read it through your journal. You didn't do it, but how do you get fucking cred then? Oh, you wouldn't make her listen to this episode. Yeah, I know what she hears it. She's gonna be. Ah!

Now you got it. You don't have a nut, we're tied. Tied? I don't have another one. You don't have another one we're tied tied I don't have another one. Wow No, for next episode I'll have to bring in a couple more a rubber match Wow, that was good. Yeah, that was good ones. Yeah, well I had a curve ball at the end. Yeah, you'd read it, huh? No, I wouldn't read it. You said you would. No, I was just trying to make the other thing. You would read it.

No, I agree with them. I don't think you should read it. I've never gone through a significant of this phone. Never done it. Never wanted to? Oh, I've wanted to. I've wanted to plenty of time. But I've never done it.

I find that to be a really destructive act. Yeah. I got to be a really destructive act. Yeah. I got to be honest, I would read it. Yeah. It wouldn't even take two seconds. I would be like, you know, I would jump on that bed and fucking read it to page one to the end. I had so much mistrust in the last relationship, so much bullshit and so much lying. And I know it like I hated the way it felt and I

wouldn't want that to like carry over to this relationship where I'm like well I better check up on her too. I mean you know what man you have just one the the hearts of all the listeners because you know because you admit it that you wouldn't save a baby. Right. Welcome.. Which kind of made up for that with these fucking lance-a-lot-like efforts, you know, of, you know, not reading your wife's journal, especially knowing that she was writing some horrible shit, probably. Right, probably about me. About you.

Well, yeah. That's definitely good. How many journals does she have? Like, is she like most volumes? She's just, no, no, she's not like John Doe. But she keeps a journal and she writes a journal. I don't even know if she keeps a journal. No, she isn't writing it regularly, but like, there were times like this is very early

on, like kind of when she first moved in, that there were probably some growing pains. And she had this little book that she wrote and that she got from a target, I think, just like a regular, a little notebook. And like, I knew got from a target, I think, just like a regular little notebook. And like I knew where she kept it, but I never looked at it. And you had a lock on it. No, didn't have a lock on it. Oh, okay.

That was just, that was just for effect. You know, the unlocked chair. Pain the picture. Pain the picture. With words, actions, or inaction. Theater of the mind. Wow. I don't know what to, today something came inaction. Theater of the mind. Wow. I want to, today something came in the mail, Q.

Something very strange, unusual. Oh. All the way from the far away land of Sweden. So whoever sent this to me, spent a lot of money. Wow. And I want you to, I mean, I want you to read the scroll that was in there. That's a legit scroll.

Yeah, it's a legit scroll. I mean, it kind of hurts that it's on a toilet paper roll that they kept it rolled around. Yeah, that's how to do it. But read that aloud, it's fucking spooky. Walter, what you don't like. You know, my wife calls me Walter. I've noticed it now, and I'm just like,

really? I've never noticed how often she calls me Walter, but it doesn't bug me when she does it. I don't know if it really bugs me when other people do it. I just tend to notice it. And I always wonder why, you know, if we're having fun, why add the ER. I call, when I called you Walter before you shut me down,

it was, for me, it was like most people call you Walt. It was more like a respect. I'm close to you. Like I'll take the time to say a full name. Oh, that's good. But you shut me down. No, that was it. I went the way the hugs.

Okay, Walter, all right. So what I got in my hand is a fuck a real parchment. Yeah, I'll post a picture on it. Yeah. It's handwritten, it's burning. Yeah, it's cinched edges. This is pretty impressive. Did you know about this? No, I'm just seeing it for the first time. Okay, we found the in 1968 and have since kept the safe protected. Many evils at bay, the ab beacon of hope, our future savior. I knew it. For now, somebody was looking at telling people. For now, we grant the

the rank of Minerval within the order. Do you know what that means? I don't know. Never heard of it. Okay. With this scroll follows a precious key, it will guide the protect the and unlock it. The blue mustang. Your car, you know what you're talking about. So you're having a charger. Gaze into its eyes to when to forward. And then it says A, it's signed A, wise hopped. And it's got a burned eyeball, but then this is interesting. The coordinates. Have you typed those in? No, I didn't even know what that's what that was.

I was waiting for it to tell me that's the coordinates. Those are coordinates. That's the numbers north. That's the number by west. So this by this. Okay. I think so maybe I'll type that in. Would I type it into a Google?

I guess so, yeah. I don't know a lot. I'm going to show you. I also got some jewelry with it Whoa you got the eye. It's real gold too That doesn't look like real gold It looks like gold Yeah smells like gold smells like gold

Wow so this just came from Sweden nothing else in the box. Yeah There was twine like a weird- It's inch wig, like that that was tied together to keep the parchment rolled. Okay, document. Whoa. What's that mean? This is drawing of a fish. There's a secret symbol on the box. Let me see that. That's a hand-drawn secret symbol.

Well, you know what the fish in where it represents Jesus. That's a hand-drawn secret symbol. Well, you know what the fish represents, Jesus. But that's the Jesus fish. I thought so. All right. Wow. So how do you feel? Do you feel protected? I knew something was up.

I knew something was, you know, it was unusual, you know, that, uh, how I, you know, how I went through whole life and never really having any kind of like, um, pits, you know, and now makes all complete sense, you know, that I have been protected since 1968, which I would have been one years old though. So it took them a year to find me. So they're pretty good. Dude, how fucking odd. How's those coordinates coming? It looks like it's for an Avis car rental. Really the blue Mustang?

Let's see. Oh, I'm sure we can put that. Oh, now it's fucking centimeter Google Maps. You put this online, somebody else. Yeah, I'll put it online and we'll see Yeah, there's somebody better at the night. So you typed in the the numbers and I put it in Google maps So where's the map when when you put the coordinates in? Um I don't know it doesn't say it has like

Looks like an airport Airpods it's the Denver airport. Oh, you know what's in fucking Denver? Oh Those weird shit at that Denver airport, you know, it's like they say that was built by the Illuminati All those weird murals. I wonder if I'm in one of the murals there. That would be fucked up. That would be fucking crazy I bet you I am. Why not? You know? Why not you? Sorry.

So yeah, so I don't know. This may come with new responsibilities guys. I don't know if I'll be around as much. In the coming year, I may, you know, if I, you know, disappear from time to time, I may just be called upon by my new friends. Menorah, that may need me and my talents, whatever those may be. I don't even know what they need me for. But you know. Illuminati, Minerval. Okay, somebody's claiming this is the Illuminati, my friend. Oh yeah, I knew that.

Why? I knew it was a little one. I think the eye and all the mystery and all the weird shit. The real gold. It's definitely real gold. I see such a nice thing. You can get one. Like he could tell gold from the fucking that distance. I mean I could tell fucking freak ass. Oh yeah, the guy is my fucking elf carcasses can tell gold from fucking 20 feet away. So I just friend of anybody at home, I'm three feet from all right now. Yeah, it looks like it's it's I think you get in take him bro. I think you're gonna be asking for money. Why on earth would they spend so much money to send this box?

Don't forget the real gold either. I just scam. I think you get scammed. No. Well, it's all for me is who's, of course you think you're, yeah, I'm getting scammed because you didn't get a package. You got, if you got a scroll, you wouldn't call it a scam immediately.

What makes you think I don't have a scroll? I mean, I'm, no scrolls that came to the airport and apply to what your name on it. Yeah. You got some fucking, you got some hoodies and some phytarchics. But no scrolls. You know what, I don't want to take this from you.

I'm excited to look. What this is is a clever listener. I like it. I want to be called Minerva from that one. Yeah. I want to be called Walter. I want to be called Minerva. Minerva. Minerva. Minerva. Minerva. Yeah, Minerva. And you want to talk about Batman though. I two things I want to talk about one super quick. So that I brought my I brought that book over there. Remember I was telling you about that book Pimp Yeah, my iceberg slim. I decided all right. Okay So the the the the the oddity and security is bringing people in right so I figured what we do is start

You know how like they have like libraries where like people could just come take a book give a book Mm-hmm. I'm gonna bring these books in and people could come and like they can come and borrow Pimp and it's my copy right that's the actual one I read. I never get it back. They gotta give it back though. I'm gonna take and read it. And we could write like little messages to each other in the books like we could write like ants could write little thoughts and messages and and give them to each other and we'll build out like a little library over that like a tiny one You know, not a lot of you know promoting reading. Yeah, but something that isn't done a lot these days community Yeah, you know people know they can come in and rent a book and like even if somebody comes in from England

They could take the book read on the plane home. They just got a mail-up back. All right. That's good Yeah, so this is how many books you brought with you. It's just the one today I just want yeah as I read them all I'll probably bring hitchhiker's got a mail-up back. All right. That's good. Yeah. So this is how many books you brought were you? Well, just the one. Just one. Yeah. As I read them all all the I'll probably bring hitchhikers guys to the galaxy and you know, you guys could bring in some books Bring in some books. Yeah, I know he hates even King's in All right, yeah, I thought so. I don't get him would really like it too. Yeah, look now. He's a librarian Yeah, so I mean like default so that'll start up now he's a librarian. Well, yeah. So I mean, my default. So that'll start up and it's up for rent. And don't be a dick about it. I'm sorry, but I'm interrupting, but he's called into question the validity of the Dewey decimal system. No. Yes. You know, bedrock of our society. He's calling. He said that it's a complete and utter bullshit.

shit. Oh, so what? Yeah, worse. What do you mean? I'm just I'm just I'm a nervous. Spreading discord. Yeah, okay, so that's good. I thought that would be nice addition to the office. I'm not at all just trying to get rid of these old books. So, all right, so they released a scene with the joke from the Batman. Yes. And I promised I would go back and rewatch Batman and reevaluate it. Did you? I did not. Okay. But I watched that scene with the Joker and I got to say I wish that scene was in the movie. I like that take on the Joker. Joker. You like it? I didn't dislike it. Yeah. I just felt it would it it felt so much like another movie. It was so similar. It was painfully similar to like, you know, Sansa Lams or Mindhunter. Yeah, I like that. Where do you guys see this scene? It's online. It's all over my place. Yeah, it's

official. They didn't it's not like a leak. They put it out. Okay. And but the Joker's like he's got they didn't it's not like a leak they put it out okay and but the Joker's like he's got he's got he's like he's got scars like all his back of his head's all puckered and scarred and shit it is like clumps of hair missing yeah he looked like a really I didn't I didn't know I thought they were gonna a little too cute with the out of focus the entire fucking time I was like all right come on just let me see what he looks like but I really like that take on the Joker I did I like it a lot I okay yeah the the actors take yeah. But I just felt the scene was so similar. It was painfully, you know, just lifted right from... Sons of lambs or something like that.

That's all right, though. I mean, in that movie, like, 30 years old, like, I think we could... Yeah. We could stand with that and see the joke. And I like, like, because I remember when... What's his name? Jared Leto's Joker Came out and everybody's ripping on it. Yeah people hated it and I said look man. It was something different Yeah, I don't think it was a bad take on a Joker. No, right. So I felt like this was a two like this is a cool take on the joke I mean look it's not always gonna work. I don't like that take on the red light, you know

But for obvious because I love the red light. Why do you think they didn't use it? Well the movie was three. I was fucking I mean, you know Yeah, maybe you're right. There's so much shit they could have cut out in favor of that See, yeah, but I liked it I liked it and I remember I reacted badly when I saw the Joker in the first cut I was like fuck this. I don't want to see this I don't want to see this version of the Joker, but I ended up eating my words You think they're released it at some point with the scene intact with the home movie complete. I think so Yeah, yeah, I think so too, but you didn't like that take on the Joker. No, it's fine

Yeah, I just I just didn't like the the scene felt so similar to a movie that we had already seen already. That it was like they didn't differentiate it enough for me. Like it felt so much like songs in the lambs that I was like, I could have lived with it in there. Obviously, I would have been fine. I still would have loved the movie. Yeah. But it certainly I didn't mind it not being in there.

You know, either way. It would have worked for me. The way his fingers were all bloody and shit like that I like to that like gives them kind of like this history that we don't know. Yeah, that was cool I did like that. Yeah, like did he give the Joker all those fucking scars and shit like that because he's the type of bad man That would yeah, I I thought it was a good interpretation of like much how I like the penguin I like that version the the Joker. I'm just demissing me with the with the riddler and in Catwoman. I'm low to say that. Maybe I just got to rewatch it and re-evaluate the Catwoman. You know, I'm beaten down. I can't take it anymore.

You know, I'm beaten down Yeah, I can't take it anymore That's all I got That's all I got So watch Saturday Oh God, yeah, please let me suck that dick a little more, please Love of God, please No, seriously, I do think the show is gonna stand on it I mean, it's fucking, it's the same fucking show

It's got some additions to it, but it's like if if you liked it before, you're gonna like it now, and that's about the end of that. So please, please support your old pal, BQ. I never ask you for anything. Tell him, Steve, Dave.