Tell Em Steve-Dave - #514: Final Foreskin

Episode Date: April 17, 2022

Wrestling, clones, Down Syndrome models.

So Are you a brown noser? Mom, can I play with Hitler's clone? No. Tell him, Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave. We're back baby after a couple of weeks now. Yeah. Hey, people are upset.

The names were getting restless. Yeah. I saw some unhappy ants out there. I understand. I listen to a podcast and if it doesn't come out on a weekly basis, it usually does. They're usually rock solid, but every once in a while,

you won't get an episode. I'm like, what the fuck? I don't go online and complain about it. But that's a good thing. People want more of you, right? Yeah. Okay. So anyway, what's matters is the hero now? What

really matters is I got rid of that robin. Oh, get out of here. Yeah. I'd like some bird seed with strict nine. No, you didn't. I know. No, he just disappeared. I don't know if, because they were doing some some work in a tree that joins my yard and I'm not sure if maybe they cut as messed out. Yeah. Yeah, which sucks for him, but. Don't suck for your car. Doesn't suck for my car.

I haven't had to get it washed in two weeks now. Nice man. Yeah, everything's turning up me. Yeah, I haven't even talked to you guys much over the past couple of weeks. It's been a little hectic. What's going on with you guys? No, did I mention Robin already?

So why are you so you guys just didn't want to do an episode of what are we, huh? No, nice to see you guys. Yeah, definitely. Not to say I'm accused not around. Alright, thank you man. I appreciate that. So, oh I saw, um, Sal somehow has COVID again. He's Sal. He's just been the fuck man is living in Sal life.

And that's it. He just gets COVID. Well, you know, you know, we're in New Orleans and you know, we're in a super dome. Yeah, I guess 70,000 people. I know this is, is this is third time? Uh, it, it's definitely a second. It might also be his third day.

Yeah. Yeah. Really? Yeah. It's not a second. It might also be his third day. Yeah. The forebestered. Is it progressively not as bad as the previous time? Yes, it's easier every time. So he's kind of just dealing with some minor inconveniences.

Well, he's responsible. So if he's, he just isn't going anywhere. And that's, you know, what I'm talking about in terms of his health, like, is it like it's not as bad on a scale of 1 to 10, like just little stuff he knows or his health, like, is he guys like, it's not as bad on a scale of one to ten. No, no, no. Just little stuffy nose or... Uh, yeah, a little more than that, but he's, you know, a little fever and whatnot. He's fine. Shay had it too.

Did she? Shay got it, yeah. Hmm. She's all right now. Yeah. My face time in the other day is great. Good to hear. I was wrestling.

How was the, uh, the whole wrestling thing? Did you got into a wrestling? No, you went to the final wrestling. Oh, no, you went to the final four. That's right. Um, it was converted. You know, it's like every live sport event. It's fucking exciting. I mean, look, there was nothing like being in that like that crowd is insane. You know what I mean? Like I'd never been to anything coin. The only time I really felt energy like that was the subway series, World Series, and Yankee Stadium. It was... Oh, you went to that? I was there. I was there for two of those games. Did you see the one where Clemens grabbed the bat? I was there for that. That was the single craziest and energetic crowding I've ever experienced in my life. It was when the bat broke off and the then he'd grab the bat and throw the bat out of him. I was there, yeah.

I thought to my, that's where I wanted the egg. He used to lose even more than I had ever. I thought, what an asshole Clemence is. It's like, if that guy broke his bat on purpose and the bat rolled out to the mound and he threw the bat back at him, the batter is like, like fuck you. Hey man, this is, this thing's a high, bro.

I know, but it's such a fucking dickhead move and that guy isn't dickhead. So so so Clements is up to bat. No no Clements picture is the picture. Throw as a fastball guy he saw us off the bat which means like he takes the batter swings at it the bat splits in half and the and the barrel rolls out to the mount. It was uh what's his name I just saw him. It was Pazaza. That's a piata. I just watched him yesterday. He was, uh, he was doing this speech

at the Tom Stevens guy. Yeah. So Piazza splits his bat and Clemens grabs the bat, takes it. And then he catch it almost? Yes. It was a badass ninja move. Yeah. You know, I'll give him that.

But he threw it back at Piazza as if like Like he was mad at him because his back is because the bats split like something he has no control over exactly Okay, and I got one of them to lose before that because I can't stand the answer Piazza just started like walking towards the mound They started screaming at each other and it was all it was a stadium of Metzanyank. He's fans And it was on the Yorkers, right? So I just got that ticket. That's just because I had season tickets. So I was so part of the package would be you would get like a 25 game package. And then you would have first dibs at the postseason game.

Is that one of your most fondest memories of as a Yankee fan that I'm to my life? I've probably never experienced anything like that again. It was fucking crazy. The energy was like, it was like you again. It was fucking crazy, dude. The energy was like It was like you feel it you could fucking feel it and yeah, there it is and Yeah, look at this we're watching right now. He throws the pitch the bat splits Yeah I mean this is fucking it shit to start going berserk. He already threw it already

Mean this is fucking it shit to start going berserk here already threw it already, you know Yeah, you threw it already and that's it now everybody starts coming out this now now I'm in the I'm in love I mean probably on my way It was fuck Old place you can't even hear English ever this fucking screaming Yeah, it was pretty nuts. It was a great moment to be there. Four. What game was this game? Three?

Three, I think. Game three, though. They didn't sweep them, did they? But I know the equis did eventually. They didn't sweep them, but they won. Yeah, great, great. That was great. Yeah, Clemens, you know.

There it is, right? It's going to show it now. This is a subgenre of podcasts called old men watching Google shit. Boom. Oh, throws it on him. Should have been a jacket. Well, he was a bit a bit thrown at him. He threw it towards the line. No, he throws it towards the line. Oh, he is within a foot of of

Spearing. You want to go right the fuck now, bro bro I'll go right now. I don't give a fuck. I said there are there are Yankees fans and Mets fans in here I can say impartially that he definitely threw it at him Right, he should have been thrown out of the game and jacked it But because it was the world series and because it's the Yankees He was allowed to stay in the game and pitch. I don't know. He later on did he later on say that like he didn't throw it at him like it hit his hand and he was worried about his pitching hand so he just got it away from him. He just threw it. He just got to stay away from it.

And he's not even looking at him. Oh come on. And out of here. Yeah. So look at that baby. Look at that fucking baby. He should have right. He should have ran tough guy. He's got the mound right there. Look at that clevis at that fucking baby should a right you should a man tough guy the mound right there Look at that clemence such walker right towards him. Yeah, but you also he knows he's all roided up though Clemens Clemens is you know the pats is right no way no way you fucking mind Clemens neither were right it up they are Clemens was definitely a Roy let me explain to him. That is a champion. You're looking at my friend

He is completely roided out. That's why he did it. He was so you know it causes the anger issues Yeah, Reuters, I mean, that's a thing man. I was there you weren't I saw the same thing now I got a replay I got a replay. Did you have? Did you have? Oh yeah, you probably did a big jump. Yeah, well, I mean, we just wanted to have better calm down at that point.

Because we all thought we were going to fucking hate shit. So how many fights broke out in the stands? That's a fucking meds and yucky fans in one place. It was crazy. I mean, I didn't witness any fights. It was really like like it didn't feel antagonistic like everybody was just going fucking crazy but I don't I mean

Matt's fans like I don't nobody goes to the games to really start fights you know maybe the bleachers you get those fucking guys out there I thought there were some fans that's all they do. Paulin out of bullshit is this. No no no no. What is he talking about? What do you mean nobody what do you talk about this New York? Yeah. What is he talking about me nobody what is over this New York?

What a what PR fucking firm is he fucking I'm just telling him as his thumb on his fucking back right now Wait at the the fucking New York fans are second only to fucking fill it off your fans. And what? And being assholes, dickheads. I don't know. You've always heard of, always heard Philly, New York and Boston. Yeah. Are the three big ones. Well, in the upper deck, I know things you get a little scrappy up there. Right. You know, why do you think that is?

Is the common man is up there? Not the more gentile. It's the alcohol. Yeah. Well, like down below, you have like a lot of the boxes, business seats and stuff like that. No, it tickets cost like, fucking $100 to sit back there. So you're like, I'm not gonna throw it out of the fucking seat. So I don't want to.

When the tickets are like 20 bucks up top and shit like that, I got those where they're probably 100 bucks now up top. You know, you can go and get a little route here. You know, if you get tossed, who gives a fuck? Security's not as heavy up there. Yeah, and then the bleachers used to be seven bucks a seat back in the day. So that was fucking it. They used to go to the bleachers used to be seven bucks a seat back in the day So that was fucking it

The bleachers would go fucking berserk. It was great. Now did you ever see? I'm sure you must have seen some fights plow your plenty of them right between fans. Yeah, do you root for the Yankee fan over the Visiting fan? Um, I think naturally you would but but really honestly you're gonna think I'm kidding But most people are like dude stop you know, I mean most people like this certain amount of cheering But you don't want to see anybody get hurt. I can say I've been at hockey games where I've seen devil fans Not many because the devil fans are kind of laid back. Yeah, but I've seen some fights and of course You know everybody's rooting for the guy in a double sweater. Yeah, to beat up the Ranger guy Yeah, I would say I don't mean I just think that most people are like you know what are these?

Tribalism because somebody will get tossed and it doesn't matter if it's a Yankee fan or not them the whole crowd will go asshole Don't matter if you were in the Yankee shirt or not. You still get called an asshole Yeah, but that was good. That was that was a fun game myself the ticket to it Yeah, that was yeah, that's a very memorable game. I remember it shocking. Yeah, I was shocking that they didn't throw them out of the game No, too. I'm shocked that you were watching baseball. It was the subway series. You know, I got caught up in it. I actually Make a I tried to watch the world series games because they're interesting. There's a lot of tension and I could watch baseball just for the world series, but not for anything no regular season games can I stomach too much.

How do we get on that? We're talking about you going down to March Madness. Oh March Madness, yeah. The crowd being palpable was. Because there was a lot of like young people, it's college games, so there was a lot of passion. And it was cool. I left fairly early on in the second game You know the big game that everybody wanted to see I was like I'll give a fuck about it

Who's pretty exciting and you know I you know South South feels like he probably caught COVID down there Yeah, tell him that we wish him the best for a speedy recovery. Is he better yet? It's fine. Yeah, he was open is he is he out of the he was he had shows this weekend that he had the cancel But the only reason he can't lose because he tested positive still, but he's like I feel fine. Is he in quarantine still? Yeah, okay Yeah, keep away from people Yeah, over seven point two million people watch that episode. Yeah, so there you're when you got out here You got you asked the ants and the ants came through. I got to tell you that I asked the ants and the ants came through Thank you. Yeah, those are the biggest ratings. We've I mean look it wasn't us. It was the fucking leading

Not an idea, but it was still pretty nice and that many people stuck around to watch it Like that's those are big numbers, you know, especially when you got new bosses And my new boss has started this week, so hopefully see those numbers. Are you a brown noser? To be a brown nose you have to have contact with that people. We don't we everybody's in LA We're like on an island here. We never talked about I tried the brown nose the shelf Did you know he was almost a showrunner for IJ? Yeah. I remember the interview with him. I really liked him. He's an awesome guy.

Yeah, he wants just too much money. He's one of the coolest guys. I never thought I would make friends after over the age of 50. And it happened though. So you can't teach an old dog new tricks. He's great guy. I remember being in the meeting,

he was like, we found that guy. Yeah. And then we didn't. Have you, I watched Jackass forever? Yeah, I watched it. How great is Poopsie? Have you, Poopsie is pretty good. Fucking love Poopsie.

Have you considered going in that direction as I J2 increase your popularity? Constantly, one of the guys having their cock and balls out. I mean, well, I'm sure you didn't say it right? I've never seen an episode. When I say it's every other scene, somebody has their dick out, it's like it's nuts. No, no pun intended. That was something in the 80s that like you're growing up in Highlands. I don't know about on Staten Island, but there was a certain segment of the dudes that we hung out with. There was always like three or four that was like thought that was the go-to. And you're so the guys with big dicks. I mean, I don't know, but like it would just be

all of a sudden you turn around and they got no clothes on. Yeah. What are you doing in my room? No, the outside. And like, a playful pole. And then someone yelled my name, I turn around, and you're completely start naked. And they just want the reaction. And it's just like, yeah, I never understood that mentality. I watch Jack S. Reverend, I'm just like, and I never, I never found it funny either.

But like, as I get older, I'm like repulsed at this point, where I'm like, oh my god, enough of this shit. I just want to see Johnny Knoxville get hit by a bull. I wanna see Poopsie going down a slide. Like I don't wanna watch all this other shit. Like they take like two puxsy glass pieces and like put their dick in it and like then screw it down to their cockets.

Like a wafer, like real thin and I'm like, I thought this was gonna be funnier. Oh, I loved it. I like to get it for yeah, I really enjoyed it The one scene I didn't like was the bullseeing I could I could double out the tone go stick on the penis I could have done without that right I looked away during that the the bullseeing's almost scary, right? Yeah, I didn't like that I I I guess it's you know, I've never met Johnny Knoxville I you know, but he's been in my life for so long. I just don't wanna see him get hurt. Like, I just kinda like the guy, you know.

I think he has to do it to maintain his cred. Not anymore. No, no fucking way. He didn't do anything in that role. He had brain damage. I know he didn't do anything in that movie aside from the bull thing. Like, he just stands there and laughs and points at people.

It's great. Which I understand because he's the guy. He had a match with the rest of New York. Oh yeah? And it was fucking awesome. Oh, I don't want to talk about wrestling. Yeah? Yeah.

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Text from all over the place as there was a sign but my name on it. Yes. I saw this the yeah, you texted me and told me Yeah, but my name was on a sign, but my name on it. Yes, I saw this. Yeah, you texted me and told me. Yeah. But my name was on a sign at this wrestling event. I gotta tell you, I will start watching wrestling every week if there's gonna be signs on my name on it. Oh, yeah. I will sit down and watch every wrestling episode as long as I sign on my name on it.

I don't think that's gonna happen though. I don't even know. Apparently, a TSD ant must have been there, huh? I think it was, I believe it was Nate Diggity long time this year. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was Nate. Well, I know it was Nate because I saw him in the audience. I know what he looks like. Oh, did you?

Yeah, I was like, oh, that's Nate. Yeah. How much of those tickets go for? Yeah, not that crazy. Really? Yeah, I wouldn't think that they're super nuts. I mean, it's AEW too, it's a newer company. I don't know if they're charging through the roof.

Now, was that on television or was that? Yeah that last night was on TBS. It's a network TBS. Oh so in TNT. One of the two. Yeah. So a lot of people. There it is. So a lot of people had to be like who the fuck is Welflant again. Oh that's definitely they know. There's so many like people make signs to their friends. Oh. People do this. There's all sorts of stuff like that. Yeah. But that was the Sunday, Jeff one too. Yes, I saw it. Yeah.

For your fucking dope. It's great. It was great. It's popping. Always popping. But I wanted to talk to you about wrestling because we had a visitor to the store who was on his way to a wrestling match.

OK. And he introduced us to what was the name of the company again? I see W. I see W. Have you heard of this? I have heard the name. Yeah. In same championship wrestling. Yeah, it's like a local, it's a local thing, right?

I'm not sure. It's trying to go nationwide. But I gotta tell you, I think he came here during, didn, didn't want to see W guys come here during the Black Friday thing. I know I had COVID. Yeah, I think I remember talking to someone about this. This was a guy he was just on his way to watch it. Okay. And he exposed us to some footage.

All right. That I got to be honest with you If you're not into this wrestling whatever whatever else you're into what whatever you're watching. Yeah, it's fucking It's like Disney shit. What do you mean? What you're watching is like that is the Disney version of Okay, why they're going there like extreme stuff. That's all the blood in the in the bar wire and all stuff. I mean It's unbelievable. Yeah, but like they're hitting each other with light bulbs Oh, yeah, I do like it goes on like yeah, they don't yeah, I'm very

I'm with you, dude He's jumping into a flaming dumpster. Yeah, this is a pickup truck. Oh Oh, this is a bar wire and a Zandick Zandick And this in this thing watch what he does Wow, so they're standing on top of a building on the roof. Yeah, and they both jump down A bunch of light bulbs Broke his back Holy shit now what video what's the name of the video that you can go on YouTube and watch this for those

Sanding versus Joey Janela roof bump Whoa, this is insanity This is cool. You like this is the same shot. It's just all different shots different audience They'll do like Jeff Hardy just took a really a really high bump like this recently. You can see the flames In the back of this pickup truck I mean the whole back of the truck explodes. Like, shit goes everywhere. I got to ask you though.

Yeah. Why would these wrestlers be, if they're willing to do this? Yeah. Why don't they wait for a crowd of more than like 20 people? This is how they make their name. This is how they get known. This circulates. People pass us around and then they move up the ladder.

That's why they're doing shit like this. Just look, we're here on a podcast talking about it. It's nuts. This is like the, this is the wrestling version of the bands that your daughter goes to see, I guess, right? Like, like, underground, unseign, gathering behind a warehouse. It's like regional wrestling guys. I mean, ECW extreme used to do shit like this all the time

man, this I would think would be outlawed What time? If like put Shane McMahon's WrestleMania bumps like he'll do things that you're like he'll jump off fucking signs 40 feet in the air and come in That's WWE like and he's the son of the owner like they do crazy shit. 40 feet onto another human being. Dude if I'm exaggerating it's not by much. How high was that you think?

There's probably about 20, 25 feet. That's like two stories. Yeah, it's into fire and light bulbs and barbed wire. Barbed wire, yeah. Yeah, I don't want to show you what what the state of the people in the You're talking to someone that I watch this shit. This is this is your watching frozen basic. Oh, I go on Watch this shit. No, not that although that's pretty good one too Not that or like

Or uh or even um McFolese bumps through the cages and stuff now anything he's gonna talk to her in buckles and it It's not turnbuckle stuff. It's signs. It's when he's on the signs and like he's way up top That was on top of an ambulance. Yeah, there's a lot of ambulance shit going on But there's mats. There's no barbed wire. There's no fire Where's the fire, cute? Dude, the guy's skimming. I mean, I don't know. I mean, look, not to take anything away from what these athletes are doing on this sanitized version that you're watching with all the bright lights and everything.

But like, in the back of a fucking strip mall. There are two, man. Dude, I watch it. I know what you're talking about. Can you go to those matches too? I watch them online. I go on YouTube. Just like we're doing now, I do. Show them the girl who is your family shit out yesterday.

But watch it in 20 years. What do you really get on the show, me? Show the fire again. Who was disfigured by the cartel? We don't want to say which cartel. I don't know. Now, tell me about her. We teach me about her She has to wear a mask. Okay, all right. Okay, and what what right away he's falling for this? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha right she has never removed she is basically doctor doom she's been disfigured by the cartel now you are figuring out why i love wrestling so much right now that gleaming your ii c right you're you're but she works at the

fucking ackey candles store during the week i promise you she does oh no no i'm telling you show the video there she that's the one in the mask is is uh... what's her name sidika sidika and she was supposedly disfigured by a carto and unnamed carto. I watched some of her highlights, and now what she's somebody to look for? No, you know. Sadeca versus... It's fucking crazy, shit.

She threw her through the back window of a car. No, fuck man. I mean, did you see her back? Dude, it folded in two. She got all folded up. Sadeca versus Sadec Maiden. There's no mono a mono. There's no springs No, dude, that's gonna hurt you. Yeah, well, okay now. She's got a plexiglass from a the back of the truck This is not yeah, it's not plexig. Yeah, okay. This is the glass from that truck

There's shattered over no beings of the beings head. That's great. I Love this shit, dude. Now you do you feel that there is a line Or no line. There's a line. I don't like to watch. Okay. I don't like but hey That's my problem with AW right now. There's so much blood that after a while I'm like I just don't want to see it anymore really like they will cut it like seeing punts It's like an oil. It's like just sprinting out his head while he's wrestling and I don't want to see it anymore. Like they will cut it like seeing pung's head, it's like an oil, it's like just spitting out his head while he's wrestling. And I don't like watching.

How do these guys, how do these guys do it? Like is are they, you have to have like a shot full of pain killers? No, it's just, it's like dude, it's kind of like the same as like you just gotta find the people that love it and lose. Same thing as being a fireman. Like how many people are gonna fucking run into burning

building? You just gotta find the people that love it. There's something in their head. Don't care about the pain the adoration is more What they love wrestling they love this they love the finishing move She's tucking some Yeah in the back of her They're in their South South America somewhere this right now I mean rest on progress on this huge and in in she just shattered fucking five

Five recent light bulbs on her back. Yeah It's great. I love it. I watch the stuff 100% yeah really yeah, this is what I talked to Tom Tom Millisowski yeah he said he will not go to a live event one of these though why he said that he's a little worried that the the crowd may be too you know he might get beat up too wild too wild to get to this kids in this crowd I don't know I don't know do you I wouldn't be well I mean what where is he talking about going is he talking about going south of the border Like would you go to Mexico and watch one of these matches time the gringo?

What is he this gonna happen there? Dude I love this though. I love that you get to look this is this is how it starts because I've tried to I've tried to explain to you Like this before where I'm like dude. It's a lot like comic books Now she's seductively dancers and you punishment. Is on a level that I cannot believe. Have you ever been hit with one of those glass balls? Because me and my buddies at office, what is it? Office Depot, are you storage out the years ago?

We used to hit each other with those all the time in the back, those glass things. They make the best noise when they burst. Yeah. And they don't get a glass charge in your skin. No, you don't even feel it. My first scopic glass underneath your... I'm sure you do, but I don't remember it. It's like, cause cancer, all that dust.

That's why you can't throw them out. Oh, I know it was just a fucking smack each other around with them breaking over each other's backs and shit. Yeah, it office office. Is it office people? Yeah. It's an email from the place. It's an email people? Yeah, it's an email. Office of Mac office office. Office of Macs. We used to like put our tables and like jump off the top shelves and shin.

Like I said though, her face, she cannot ever take her mask off. Yeah, she's completely scarred by the cartel. I don't want to say which cartel. The guy told me don't mention the specific cartel. He said does she mention it? I don't know, but she better know. She's allowed to fall in front of the line of sinker bro. No, that's all real. Exactly pal. It's all real. There's nothing the full four, man. I mean, there's nothing there's nothing fake about it burned by the cartel. Could you imagine if Walt did mention the name and cartel members scarred him. Oh my god. They put acid on his face. Yeah. They pull up, pick up truck behind the other four balls and throw them out. Yeah.

Fire. Part of the gals. Yeah. Have it in them to do this. I mean this is probably a mom. Dude, I'm telling you they love it. They just love it. They get off on the brush, huh? They fucking love wrestling, they love pro wrestling. I'm trying to do somewhat AW if I can, because I'd love to, I mean, I'm gonna do this. You would love to get in a ring and actually get physical. I, well, nobody's gonna buy that a 46 year old man

who's on a TV show's coming in and being a good wrestler, but I would go in like, in like a man, I would take a bumper too for sure. I told them I'll take like a thumbtack bump, I'd go through tables and stuff like that. Thumbtack bump looks nice. Yeah I don't know what these are. Thumbtacks is when they they pour a thumbtack like it's just like it's five gallon

buck of thumbtacks and they just slam you down on them. And you would do that. Oh and heartbeat that I would do. Yeah. Yeah that I would do. And where would you where would you what part of your body would you want to be exposed to? Well I'm assuming it's my back. Not your face.

Cock-a-Ball's first turn. Jacket style face. Yeah, it's like a bag. It's something like that. Yeah. I don't know, man. I just, I was blown away though that like because I never heard you mention, was it well, the ICW?

Yeah, I see W. I've never heard you mention was it well in i cw yeah i cw i've never heard you said mention i cw well this tons of there's like tons of regional places echo back that do shit like this that echo crazy and it's you know you can't name them all if you go to the p3 of downstairs this there's yeah yeah you can go to you want to go local travel go to a local shop i mean i would like to see zandak okay yeah zand is it right? Yeah, Zandic. Zandic. We're supposed to be the greatest ICW.

Is that he's, you guys have no information on ICW. You don't look up anything. We don't know where they're out of. You don't know who. No, I had the, I'm talking to the mic. They're in Atlantic City. Let's go.

Norck. Norck. I think that one of the guys that runs it is an ant. Because I'm telling you, I was talking to somebody that was here, whoever you are for listening. I can't remember the name of, I think it was what you're talking about is one of the guys that he came here on Black Friday. Yes.

Go. Yeah, it's the same guy because he told me he was here and he talked to you. Yeah. So that's it. So let's go, dude. Why can't we get, why can't we get't we get Zandeg to come on the pot? Well, it says we can. Let's talk to Zandeg and get all the ins and outs on how he does this. I want to hear about the the what was that the match called with the pick up truck? It's a show it's not. Yeah. So live Saturday June 25th, the heart ball, ballroom, Newark, New Jersey. So live Saturday June 25th the heart ball ball room Newark, New Jersey

If I'm home, I say we go I'm there. All right. I'm on it Get him send that to me. Okay, no, you're not there aren't you on a cruise? Oh, yeah You're going on a cruise? Yeah, I'm going on a cruise Well, these years later it goes on a cruise. Mm-hmm. Not the impractical Joker's not even getting paid for it Yeah, what Where you going? Oh, you don't know how I'll say. I just don't know remember where it was. For me to. I was troubled. He's got stuff. He called it for me. So you're starting to see, so like you realize a wall she might not really be burned under that

mask. Like it might be a storyline. But why would she say it though? They all say stuff like that. But why would she need to? If she's doing stuff like that. But why would she need to? If she's doing shit like that, you don't even need a backstory. Because it makes her badass, man, it makes the backstory better. No, you don't even need to bother with the bullshit. If you're fucking throwing people through cars, if you're jumping from a rooftop through a pickup truck, that's not fire and barbed wire, you don't need,

I don't need you to mask. You've got my attention. Well, the mask is its own tradition. through a pickup truck that's on fire and barbed wire you don't need you know i don't need you to mask you you've you've got my attention well the mask is its own tradition like there's a lot of your style it's its own thing so she might be in that but it's just a cool story like you want to make your character as cool as possible as bad as possible and a part of the story is you're not interested in somebody that jumps off the roof through a fucking course I am saying do you need a mask? I also want the mask. Yeah, I want a hat on a hat on a hat I'm like how bloody these guys are real blood. This is where I start getting. Oh, you don't like this I don't I don't like the blood I As I get older, I just don't like it as much anymore I can't believe the number of fluorescent lights that they use in it during it like an average match

I'm off of some excess many that they use in a during an average match. Offer some access, many like. Yeah, we were just sort of hitting each other like the back of the legs and the back out with it and stuff. Look at the, look at the other. Yeah, I don't like watching this stuff. No, this is too much.

I think it's just trying to, it's the constructions and the, wow, we found a line. Yeah, I don't like all the blood. I'm gonna, you know what, I'm gonna go, only, I'm only gonna watch the gory as matches. All right.

That's my, that's my schick. So damn out and break up. That's the shit you're out. Well they'll do shit like this from time to time and I'll watch it. I just, I couldn't take a steady diet of what you're doing. How do they recover from this? These are tough motherfuckers.

They just pick it out and go to the next match. How? How do they recover from that? I mean, it's almost like it seems impossible that this is gonna be their only match in their whole life Oh, I don't want to see it. No, wow. That's cut out pretty bad So I don't need to see that shit, but what happens if it's a WWE though that could happen sure Yeah, but like you can't blame those guys or if it's accident happen. A mankind through the cage, see what comes up.

I don't know how good a podcast this is through. Like we're watching stuff, but I don't think people are like, are right enough. Yeah, I know, it might be like a wrestling shit. But like, just yeah, go to the end of this one. Like, you're not going to get the blood and shit like that. But like, don't tell me that this isn't fucking crazy This is it this is this is this is the match yet

So mankind's on top of what would you is that a steel cage? steel cage And undertaker just fucking choke slans them through through it The Wi-Fi in this place we're buffering everybody yeah, I mean they do bumps like that I'm not a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy.

I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy.

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No, I like to die more people who want more blood more people who want more blood Yeah, and I used to be that way yeah as I get older I I get like a little more empathetic So I'm I guess I'm thinking about myself in that situation. I'm like I don't want to do with that Do you know the other day you know I watch videos constantly? Yeah, like death videos and shit the other day I watch somebody get hit on a bike, they were just right on the street, they hit by a car in a bike and I was like, that's the last death video I'm going to watch. It was weird. I was like, in that moment, I stuck to it, yeah, because I used to go to this one site every day, it was like like 34 people having a shitier date in you. It's like all this awful stuff happening to people.

And for some reason, I'm like, I'm okay I'm good. I don't need to see any more this kind of shit. You just hit that page. That's not it buddy That's he that's just him throwing them off the cage Which is still pretty high but there's one where you get slow choke fan like through the cage But anyway, don't worry about it, but I would love to do a maybe a patreon wrestling show where we talk to Like what's that what's that guy's name again? I love Dan's like boom talk to like what's that what's that guy's name again? I love Danzig Danzig Danzig Danzig Danzig Alright boom

Oh look at that right there Danzig Come on right probably why not? I would think he might want to come on and talk to expect What is this is the guy what is he got the broken back? Danzig? No I think the other guy Singer you think about oh no Oh not a classic. Oh it's oh it's Danzig Yeah you're saying the name of a guy

Sandex the guy who just jumped in the back of the thing. Yes. Yeah, why wouldn't he come on? He's looking to make a name for himself. Yeah, what is he got to lose? Yeah, I would love to get into the mind of a guy who's willing to do that. What's fucking do it? Dude, I can't support this enough, bro. But I'm gonna stand. This is my house. You come for pay-per-views. You come to fucking hang out watching. I love this shit. Yeah, it's true. The last WWE part. No. We've got a lot of people who are watching us. We've got a lot of people who are watching us. We've got a lot of people who are watching us.

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We've got a lot of people who are watching us. We've got a lot of people who are watching us. We've got a lot of people who are watching us. We've got a lot of people who are watching us. We've got a lot of people who are watching us. We've got a lot of people who are watching us. We've got a lot of people who are watching us. But do you like how do they top themselves? How do you top? Jumping off a roof into a car. Well, it's When you're looking at when you look at the televised stuff when you're watching like a There's storylines and you get invested in the characters and like where they go and shit like that Um, and it's they know how to do it so they make it effective So you're like oh fuck man. I actually want to see even though you know I do I really like it at the comic books. You's you know it's you know it's you know

I hate to say fake because how is that shit fake? And well the outcome maybe pre-determined but like man I couldn't do what they're doing Well, yeah like the guy jumping off a roof into the fucking fluorescent bulbs and fire like It doesn't appear there's anything fake about it. No fucking way and that that dude's arm that was just all cut up like not fake Disgusting, man. Yeah, it's not fake. None of this shit is it's just predetermined But so's a fucking movie so's a TV show look at Triple H for Triple H with the blood everywhere That's about as much blood as I can take really yeah That's all now, but now the ring's just covered in blood and it's all over their faces the refs wearing gloves

And he's got blood all over so that's where I stuck in a little bit like I don't I don't want to see this But people love it I get it Mm-hmm, we get it. So next up on patreon a wrestling show Sadeca Sadeca Sadeca Keep this stuff straight get him Scarred by the cartel. Yeah Look at it. It's insanity like oh it's another angle. Yeah, this is more towards the truck It's it's amazing how the bed of the truck just explodes and it like powder from the forest and bulbs and

Shoddy fucking Level of insanity, all right. Yeah, you got to be a little, I don't know insanity, but you just got to be the guy that just likes it, man, that's all. He's throwing it to barbed wire. I don't think, I don't think it's possible to say you're, you're,

you're quote unquote normal if you're willing to endure this kind of punishment for, look, what looks like about 30 people in a parking lot. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. I agree. It takes something special. The settings are weird, like the, the Mexican one, it looks like someone 30 people in a parking lot. Yeah, I agree. It takes something special. The settings are weird. Like the Mexican one, it looks like someone just had a bunch of chairs. They set them up. They're like, all right, start fighting.

Yeah, that's backyard wrestling, man. You type in backyard wrestling. You're a seal. So it's a fuck. I've seen so much stuff. It's a lot of people jumping off roofs through tables. Yeah, a lot of that tables are tables are tables are the best man. And everyone's a while somebody will miss it. Like that person just got fucked up. But we had Chris Jericho on Joker's the season, and I know him already, but we were like talking through a bunch of this stuff. And these guys are great, man.

I love him. What is the price that they pay in 10 years though, their bodies? It can be pretty ugly. I was at a con in Chicago and there were probably five former wrestlers. And the price they pay is barely being able to walk. Yeah. And a lot of times being addicted to paying killers because they're just...

It can get bad, dude. Yeah. It can get bad. But hopefully, you know, they're trying to do better to try and like take care of their guys more and shit like that. That's why WWE, you're not going see shit like this because they invest, it's like any other entertainment business, they invest so much money at time and they're talent that they're not gonna do this

and have the guy break his back and then fucking never be able to work from, you know, to the best one, too. Oh, well that is wrestling cool. What brought this to you? What brought this to you? The guy who just came in, he was an aunt and he was on his way and he was like, he was talking about, he was on his way and he was like he was talking about. I've never seen anybody more interested in...

Yeah, well he's one of the right, he runs it, I think. I don't know. I don't know. He was telling us that he just, he had a, or they had just purchased 400 light bulbs just for this one match alone. He was a photographer. He was going down to photograph and he said. Yeah. And, but his, like, he was talking about, like, the way, like, you know, somebody talks about, you know, whatever they're into, and what they're happy to. Yeah, happy. And so, like, with, like, such glee and exuberance. And, you know, yeah, it opened my eyes.

Yeah, good. And, dude, there's so many different type of wrestlers. Like, there are older school wrestlers. Like, you watch, like, Brian Danielson match or something like that. He loves the grappling and the wrestling and all that stuff. And then there's guys that like stuff like this. Then there's guys who like comedy. Then there's guys. So it's like even within the realm of like one wrestling company, you get such a broad range of wrestling styles. That's why I, you know, everybody has someone that they love. Are you into collegiate wrestling? No, not really. That's why everybody has someone that they love. Are you into collegiate wrestling? No, not really.

That's like actual, like, yeah. Now I used to see my cousin used to wrestle and I used to go watch him back in high school. The theatrics just, you think a little bit at the act. I'm there for that, that's it I'm there for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love all that shit. But this is great. It's very exciting. You're perfect up.

Yeah, man, I love this stuff, dude It means how it's like we go through dips and fucking values with it and like we're currently like In a fucking high mountain range. I love this shit. Maybe you should tell Sal about the I see W. I will I will Yeah, Zandagin's a dick. All right. Well text all this shit to me. I'll check it out This is great Wrestling podcast. I love it. Yeah, you could bring like certain things if we can do it on video and you could bring

like send certain clips that we can watch and comment on. Yeah, I have some props. You're top 10 best matches. Oh, all right, that I've seen. Yeah, I love it. I love it. Top 10 bumps.

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Cute. Oh, I don't know, friend. Maybe a acquaintance. Old Gilbert. Gilbert Godfrey. Oh, Gilbert Godfrey, yeah. I know. I don't know what Gilbert's you know. Yeah, no, when you said that,

I thought you were gonna say toad died. I was like, oh, you mean, oh, Gilbert Godfrey, yeah. He passed away, huh? Yeah, that was, I liked Gilbert a lot. He was one of the few non-PC comics out there. And he doesn't give a fuck or didn't give a fuck. No, he never cared, man. At the time, and I got to meet him and hang out with him.

Thanks to you. Yeah, the boat. On the first cruise, we had lunch together here, and I, and then I watched him for five to seven minutes do a James Mason impression for this fucking five-year-old kid. He wouldn't stop talking to him as James Mason It was it was weird that when I say five to seven minutes. I'm not exaggerating. No, he loved it was long enough that yeah It was apparently very talented

imitation Oh, yeah, I mean he was He came on the boat within four minutes of being the boat He was asking us if he can cut his time down and only do one show instead of like two Great. Yeah, we did his podcast. He was we like Gilbert quite a bit man He was a good guy. Sorry to see him go. You kind of always want him out there, you know? Yeah, what have been nice to see him get to the 80s? 67. Oh, yeah, Gilbert. Little young. I You know if I'm a good Gilbert memories will Up all night with oh, yeah, I forgot about that. Yeah, I remember him being the yago the bird. Yeah

It's probably where he made most of his money, right? I remember you know, he yeah, I felt bad for him when he made the joke about the About the tsunami. Yeah, I mean it cost him a lot. Not really much, 80% of their business was from Japan. That's right. Yeah. By all accounts, it never really bothered them. Like shit like that, then a bother him, right? Like he was just like, all right, then I lost the money. He'd rather be true to himself than.

Well, he told me, there might be a little insight, but he told me that he thought they were looking to get rid of them anyway Prior to that because I think they paid off a fuck ton of money Who they say that's what happens is they they start they become popular like the the flow girl They start become popular and then they their their original contract runs out now. They want a lot more money So that's why they always try to branch off into new characters I see who you know have, have less of a contract.

Half flow, girls, got it. But even the original contract's gotta be there. There's minimums that are like pretty good. But that flow, girls, gotta be sitting on so much money. I saw. Stuffing Courtney. You know, if you could look it up real fast, I wanna say Gilbert had a trove of 200 hours of

Yago stuff that wasn't used. Oh, really? Yeah, I say. 200 sounds like a lot. Oh, what's Yago? It's a bird from the bird. Oh, it's a, oh, okay. Maybe he had lines that they just didn't use.

He had lines, I guess, a bunch of extra material that they didn't use, and I don't know how he got a hold of it Like you would think Disney would be pretty tight with that kind of shit But like he would just improv like Improv yeah, I guess he was just doing improv stuff What do we got there Gilbert Godffrey, yeah, left behind secret Aladdin out takes 200 hours of footage. Oh, man.

I guess it's probably a little bit more risque. Maybe. Probably jokes that probably wouldn't Disney would never have a green lit. But 200 hours? Wow. I mean, that's almost 10 days. That's a lot.

Man, what a bummer. Yeah, he was real into well, you would appreciate he was real into Universal monsters too was he yeah, he was constantly doing Bellalagosi impression. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, how old how it's starting stuff. Yeah was tracking the Godfrey. Yeah, yeah, yeah, how old how it's staring stuff. Yep. He was, he was one of those guys that like, when he did our cruise and when we did his podcast, because I, you know, what was his first thing,

Beverly Hills Cop, or whatever, like we saw him in, then all the how it's staring, like he was someone that I was like, wow, I can't believe I'm in in the conversation with him, you know, like like he's on my cruise. I'm on his podcast. It was like one of those career things, so I was like, oh, that's pretty crazy.

That's pretty awesome. I'm like, you hired Gilbert to work. Yeah, I think you'll be a God for me to come play my cruise and it was awesome. Hey, did the same thing. We told him, you know, try and keep as clean as you can and he gets up and he absolutely does not keep a clean whatsoever. Well, there was, he was doing a pod with, I mean, Sal and Big J, I think, were doing a pod.

It was a family-friendly pod. And I said to Gilbert, I was like, you should go up there. Just wandered on, or yeah, you should go up there and just sit down and start saying crazy shit. And he's like, you think so? And I was like, definitely. He did it. He did it. This is why nobody's going to tell Gilbert not to come on. I just remember people with kids leaving. Like, I'm telling it out of there. I remember seeing him on things like Hollywood squares,

back when it was two-way insurance. And sitcoms like Married With Children, which is funny because the one he was on with Married With Children, he was on a, he was the comedian on a cruise. And at the end of getting stuck on the lifeboat with him. And he's doing like prop comedy with like the serving platters. Look at me, I'm Mickey Mouse.

And they just jump off the life raft. Yeah, we lost him. Him and Norma Donald lately and Bob Sagitt. Bob Sagitt. Yeah, dude. Louis Anderson. Louis Anderson, wow, it's like a comedy culling at the moment Yeah, other was that photo that Gilbert posted of him him sag it and Louis Anderson Sagitt stuff. Yo, yeah, they're all gone. Yeah

Do you guys have any Easter plans? I'm gonna go to Pam's house. I'm gonna hide some stuff for Siege there. Oh yeah? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, she's still into the Easter Egg thing. But we're like, she we use plastic eggs and we put like, McDonald's gift certificate and the answer like,

You go the money route more than that. Yeah, cause she's, yeah. To watch her eat a hard boiled egg is something nobody should ever have to do. It's fucking disgusting, man. But yeah, pretty much just that Mary Beth is going over to her buddies house to do a podcast. Yeah. And Twitch.

That's about it. That's all I got. I'm not religious, so. Right. Yeah, I mean, I'm going to, I'm going away. I'm going to Mystic, New York. Mystic, huh? Yeah, right. I think it's come to do a mystic pizza.

That's where they made the movie. That's where they made the movie. Yeah, that's where we're going. It's a chair movie, right? Yeah. That's a chair. Yeah. That's where I've never seen anybody says mystic. No moon lighting is she thinking of that. So what I'm thinking. What is it? Yeah, Julie Roberts was mystic pizza. Julie Roberts was mystic. Okay. Who? That was like moon struck. That's everything. And moon struck. Yeah. Pizza. Julie Roberts was Mr. O.K. That was like, Moonstruck. That's everything in a moonstruck.

Moonstruck, yeah, you're right. I too thought O.K. was in Mystic Pizza though. That's weird. You're gonna get a nice slice of Mystic Pizza bit. You're gonna get in there and eat it? I would. Who's going? You and all family?

Yeah. Police. I'd rather in law and his family. Oh, so it's a whole thing. A whole thing on there, but I'm glad. You can't be that excited about that part of it. Oh, I don't in law and his family. Oh, so it's a whole thing cool thing on there, but I'm not excited about that part of it Oh, I don't mind that yeah, cuz he has a he has a little girl who's only like I think like eight or nine So that makes a fun cuz then I could just like you know, it's like almost like my kids are just telling my outlanders shit She has no idea that like you know like she doesn't around me that much to not realize.

It's absolutely, let me see. Like my uncle's trolling me. I was like, you guys all speak like red necks. But I had this, I had one thing to bring up since it was Easter. I don't know if you guys have ever heard of this. I was saving it in case we needed it because we didn't overkill episode for patreon earlier today Yeah, and we didn't get around to using it But have you guys I've ever heard of something called the holy foreskin?

Whoa, it's just like Jesus's foreskin. It's exactly that get out. Yeah, that means we can clone Jesus Well, let me tell you a little about about the Holy Forrestkin. Okay. It's a relic of Forrestkin, removed during Jesus' circumcision. At least 18 churches in Europe have claimed to possess this delicate piece starting from the year 800 and yada yada yada, but the last known trace of the Forrestkin relic was in Italy were advanished in 1983. So, relatively recent history, like in 1982, we could have saw the four-skin. Wow. Is that nuts? Yeah, that's nuts. So why does

everybody still, like if this existed, so why is everybody saying like, why does people like, like, should I believe or should I not believe like what are you talking about For right there. Yeah, like what do you mean like you don't know Two things to play here one is like 18 people claiming to have it 17 liars at least and then no no 18 18 churches Since in history right it's made its way to to 18 different churches But there's no way to prove that it is that and then the other part would be like, I don't think people dispute that Jesus the man lived. I think that's like a

historical, I think what people question is like, whether he's God, whether he came back from the dead and walked on water and all that all that stuff but To think though that like that would be Why would they save it? That's what I know. Yeah, like how do they know to save it well? Well, I guess they knew it was Jesus Molecular conception. Yeah, why not save his hair too like if you got haircuts over the course of his life Like why not save that if they knew? Is that something though? Like if it came up for auction at the night fair? It's been on the price of it. I'd have to make a go at it.

I mean, if we had Jesus' foreskin here in Airport Plaza, come on. Q suffered heavy losses recently with his acquisitions. It would have to do better than Crumpy. Well, you would think. Yeah, well, it's out there. It's been missing do better than crumpy. Well, you would think. Yeah, well, it's out there. It's been missing if you say D3. Yeah, so somebody has it.

I could put the word out to the fair, see if anybody's got it, but I don't think we get afford it. Maybe we get a piece of it. Yeah, just a sliver. Yeah, just like maybe I can make a bit on like just a piece of the foreskin of Jesus. Could you imagine, would you be four or against if they're like, well, we believe that this is the foreskin of Jesus, we're going to clone him to see, to see what he looked like and see if there's any holy powers in the clone.

Are you for it or is that a door that must never be open? I think that would be a door that no one should open. I think cloning in general. I don't think you should clone, you know, Joe Schmo, went alone, Jesus. Well, as they weren't very like, maybe it's the second coming, like but assisted by man. Yeah, God's creation helps bring him back.

Cloning is the, you know how I think this is set against it? Why? Because they're second class citizens. Clones? Yeah. Well, they'll never have any real rights. They'll never have be able to property Because they have no identity. Of course they do. They're clones But then which does does the clone have the same rights as the property that you do?

They're their own person. They're a separate person. So like if I if I used your hair out there to clone you Yeah, it would own your house as well No, it's a separate person. Yeah, but it could claim, start to claim rights that, you know, that things that you have. I'm fucking 40 years older than it. Like, what do you think it's gonna, it's not gonna sit, it's gonna,

you still gotta raise this child. Like, would you raise them? You're gonna own clone? I probably would do. Yeah, if somebody said, if like, there was some sort of fuck up and like, they clone me, and they're like, well, we're gonna just fucking flush it.

We're gonna like, like, you canize it. I'd like now. Yeah, just give me the clone no birch or tip. Yeah So that's right that right there Closes a whole bunch of dollars. Well, you'd have to you have this ways around that anyway This way's around that how you could be like he was born in fucking South America as As villas got blown up, he's got no things. Let's get this guy. But he's gonna look like he's a kid. He's a man. You have a born South America. And his villagers blown up. Definitely. It doesn't make any sense.

A white guy lived in a village. Look at those like- Look at those like- Look at like when they get those 15-year-old kids to play literally, and they get their birthday goods that says they're 10 years old. Yeah, but it's so wide. All the Dominican kids here. Yeah. So you don't think anybody should be cloned ever?

I don't think so. I think it's a slippery slope. To what? We got what's the bottom of the slope? What's the bottom of the slope? Yeah. Because then we got clones of walking around and then like he has your fingerprints. Cubits crimes.

And then you get again, by the time this clone is even 18 years old he has fingerprints right out of the gate right but a baby is not going to steal like crimes it's not happening like by the time he gets to a certain a first of all who can't like by the time he gets to a certain age and i'm going to be like well this fucking seven year old cager like raised hell in the land of the city this weekend like this is not going to be oh but maybe you, all of a sudden now he's fathering children that you got to pay for.

And the paternity tests. Right, right, but again, and he's reckless. So I wanted some of the, what are some of the things that people point to is like why it shouldn't be cloning things? Well, the biggest thing is like, because you're playing God. Yeah, that's the biggest thing that people got vaccines. Are you? Look, I'm about one of these people. Well, alright, so I shouldn't clone my cat. I mean, there are people that do it, but there's a lot of other cats out there. There's another cat out

there that's on this earth already that would probably Love to be under your roof. That's that's the only argument I can see for it But to me then that just means you Do you clone a cat you you adopt the cat? Well the problem too is like it's it's gonna have different experiences Yeah, so it's gonna eat the not the cat the Baby cute. Yeah So those experience like it's not gonna turn into you I know that right. I don't know these guys Yeah, it's like a whole separate person

Right, it's not gonna have your personality, but it's gonna have every other aspect of you Oh, yeah, but I'm more interested in like if I get sick I get harvest him for a kidney or something like that Yeah, now you're talking Yeah, or where's you think I was going? Black market, but that's the thing though. Like there is talk of cloning people for the parts. Harvesting parts.

Yeah. And truly evil. Truly, like only for the rich man. What if they could clone, what if they could clone just the parts, then that's not the same. Well, they could do that off your body. Like they could do that. Put it here.

But like let's say your ear gets ripped off and I got to grow in here on a mouse's body. No problem with that. All right. I have a problem with that. No problem with that. But to, but I agree to grow another human being just to harvest, strip my men for parts isn't, isn't a good idea. No, but if they could clone Jesus, you don't think we should clone.

Yeah. I think, I think it is the last person you should be cloning. The last person. I mean, it's, you know, it's, who else? I mean, you had always talk about. No, I mean, to not clone, I mean Hitler. Yeah. So the Hitler wouldn't be, like, Hitler would just be a dude though.

He wouldn't be Hitler. I think people went on a one-on-one roll dice on that. I don't think he's going to garner like a lot of friends and... No. And a big way. Mom, can I play with Hitler's clone? No. You can't hold that against the

loan you can't but you know people would i guess yeah you're right i mean what if the difference between good hitler and bad hitler is like failing to be able to perform at the end of a school player something i mean do you want to take that chance this clonest i'm going to rise to power i don't think we should go and hitler

i'm with you on that one but but if we have the four-skinned for jesus i would i would i think we as clone Hitler right I'm with you on that one, but but if we had the foreskin for Jesus I would I would I think we as humanity take a shot. No, I think if you're gonna let's clone like Mother Teresa why would she do? She do some evil stuff Yeah Yeah, he was a wife feeder I believe Yeah, all right, man. What's up me? I pretty solid dude you're more so you're more solid than Gandhi and fucking mother Teresa Shallom Steve Dave, we still got some

That was a good one though. We could talk about and Q on it. You wanted to show me something Yeah, what is that before we start that's the four skin? What? That was a good one though. We could talk about, and Q on it, you wanted to show me something. Yeah. Oh yeah, what is that, before we start? That's the foreskin. What? So yeah, I should have realized that, that they would have pictures in 1983.

Yeah. Yes. That's what it looked like. It's like bubble gum. Yeah, it looks like bacon, right? Yeah. It's a strip of bacon. I mean, that's what happened to it.

Someone, but what is, someone had the incense up a little too high. I got the my toilet paper dispensary. I think, that's what happened to it. Someone, but what is someone, you know, had the incense up a little too high? I got the toilet paper dispensary. I think that's a I think that's a holy relic looking thing, but it does look like a toilet paper dispenser. Yeah, right. Yeah, would you touch it, you? Yeah, I touch it. Like, like, out of all the dudes for skins you would touch I would tell you they got to turn like super gay No, like holy gang I'm sure it has some mystical properties, you know, maybe some properies

All you gotta do is rub Jesus's for skin and like you get healed you got a little luck I'll take that in a heartbeat and rub it all over my face The more you rub it, the bigger it gets. I don't believe it's real for skin. You don't believe it? No, I don't believe it. That's like some strip of flesh fleeing off a prisoner or something, way back in the day.

Yeah, some slave swine for skin. If there's, you know, I wonder why the families don't save the four skin from all circumcisions for, you know. I don't know. I don't have kids. Yeah. What's the other ed? Something we all love.

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So they so the Vatican knew they had to get it back They had to get it back and get it out so that like you know people didn't clone it right or try to carbon and or try to do some sort of DNA on it Why don't you know when that told me that the Vatican has like extra books of the Bible? Oh, yeah, yeah That's true that they've never released. Yeah, So it's probably down there in the archives with that they got the chrono vision down there, the television that TV. Yeah. Any moment in in world history. So the world ended like let's say it was like like the stand. Yeah. And everybody in this room survived. You think we would have to get our way to the Vatican, to the basement? To what? Watch the kid. To all this stuff out. I mean, we're the only three people left on the planet. Yeah, well four, get them to.

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man is that I mean good for her I want her to do anything she wants to do I don't know how to feel about it it's not as clear cut for me and I figured you'd be the guy that to talk to about this well in the interest of being woke and not shaming anybody, she has amazing tits. Okay. All right, well, yeah. But I mean, that's what they're presenting, right? I don't know.

That's what they're presenting. I mean, with Down Syndrome people, you know, just like anything like that. Yeah, I'm actually not looking for a comedic take. Like I'm dead serious. I'm like, yeah, like what are your thoughts on it? Immediately, obviously, I'm like, because I've, what do you, what are your thoughts on it? Immediately, obviously, it's like because I've grown up in a way where like you shouldn't take advantage of

mentally challenged people. Uh-huh. You kind of look at it like that. Like, yeah, like they're exploiting her. Okay. But it seems to me probably she was a model already. And Victoria C. I mean, you want to talk woke.

They're extremely won't think of trans models. Yeah. Carter, I mean, you want to talk woke. They're extremely woke. They got trans models. Yeah. They got all kinds of stuff. So something like this seems like a logical step for them. With Down syndrome people like Sage, could never make this decision. OK.

She doesn't operate on a high enough plane to be like, yeah, I want to. If I was like, hey, you want to be a model, she'd't operate on a high enough plane to to be like yeah, I want to if I was like Hey, you want to be a model? She'd say yeah, but she wouldn't have really any concept of Right what modeling is you should walk around and do fancy poses like she would see on fucking you tube or something But somebody like this or like like quirky from life goes on. It's like There I watched a documentary about the on syndrome a couple weeks ago and There are some people who are so Functioning that you can hardly tell they even have it. That's what this girl like you can tell there's something

Right you tell there's something going on, but her name is what is her name? Sophia Sophia Jarrou. Yeah, I think. Sophia Jarrou. So Sophia Jarrou? I'm okay with it. Yeah, I think that probably whoever, hopefully, whoever her caretakers are, are like she can make this decision. She's been modeling for a while. She knows what she's doing. She's been in the game, you know, does it open her up to getting objectified and and Kind of sexualized or they absolutely does yeah, so is there something there because otherwise you're saying like I Don't like I'm just so fucking confused

I had I again, I have no so horse in this What do you think of a dude who admit like he's like oh my god like I was a roused When I saw those photos like and what can he should he like it's not his fault he got a roused is it She no not really I'm gonna camp lame like it like you can't stop if you're gonna get a rouse. You're gonna get a rouse right can't stop unless you think a garbage rain stop if you're gonna get a rouse you're gonna get a rouse right can't stop and let you think a garbage rain wasn't that the or spider man spider man or baseball with the yeah I was I don't know like my first thing when I heard about it was to be like no fucking way they didn't do this this poor girl but then you

look at it and you're like I don't know she seems to be enjoying it but it seems pretty happy but there's only one thing I look at Victoria's secret mouth for and and I was like, that is not accomplished here with this with me. So I don't know if I'm being... You're the only thing what you look for, but like the ladies who actually want to buy the garments though. They're looking for a different reason than like healthy red blooded American man. Right. And I think it helps that she doesn't look like she has Down syndrome. Yeah. Like, you can tell it like I said, there's something very faint. I think they call it mosaic, where it's not as severe.

Okay. And they look rather like, you know, like, you know, you and me, you know, I keep trying to avoid saying the word normal. I know. Well, yeah, of know, like, you know, you and me. Yeah. You know, I keep trying to avoid saying the word normal. I know. Well, yeah, of course, of course. All right. Now, I was just curious. I didn't know, you know, I mean, it was such a shocking,

it's so unheard of, which I guess she's breaking boundaries and stuff like that. It's just unheard of to me. So I was genuinely like, I didn't even have an opinion on it. Besides, like, I got to hear what you think, because you're, your you know your daughter Yeah, I think the special needs people there's there's a

There's a feeling of like we can do Don't count us out. We can do anything that you can do right you know as a regular person or whatever Not always a case right but sometimes in this situation I mean she's hot enough. She seems to know what she's doing. I'm just playing up to the camera. See I don't look her as hot. It's hard for me. Like I can't, I can't do that. I know you're not saying she. But like yeah, it's like I can't, there's a barrier there.

But shouldn't they be for me? That's the question. Why are you not letting yourself be? To enjoy here just as much as you enjoy the other models and the catalog I mean, you look at the boobs. Yeah, I hear you. I don't know. I just from you know from the neck down you would be Yeah, but he can't into it right. I think it's not picture that go back to that other one. Yeah that one. I think that's the one That would me would throw you off Because her face is like looking a little bit Downsy, I don't know how to get around saying this

I guess maybe we shouldn't have been broke up. I guess but maybe I'm just like I don't know like I've spent four decades of my life being like Victoria secret models and but which was there they did that they're like look at our sexy. Yeah look at the angels like I've spent four decades of my life feeling like Victoria's Secret Models. And which was there, they did that. They're like, look at how sexy they are. Look at the angels, this is it. This is all this sexy stuff. And then they throw curveball and I'm like,

well, I can't feel about this, the way that you've been training me to feel about Victoria's Secret all these years. So I need some guidance and clarity, but I guess there's none to be found. All right, well, you know, I hope guess there's none to be found. Yeah. All right. Well, you know, I hope she gets everything she wants and good for her. I was just, I was surprised to hear about this.

Did I make good money? I got it soon, so right? I mean, the victory secret, yeah, I would have to imagine that they're paying her pretty well. Oh, look, she even got herself a boyfriend. Yeah. And he's got downs as well. Yep. Great.

His mother fuckers are living the life. Well, they are. Well, then that's who it's for. I love it. Our mystery solves. There you go. I got shaken down for $2 by the kids school. They sent home this. You tell me what you think. They sent home this flyer and it's the eighth graders versus the the teachers in a game of volleyball. During seventh period, which is like all the whole school is still in session at seventh period. If you want to go, it's two dollars. Okay. What kind of school does that where it's like if you want to watch them play during school

hours, if you want to watch these two teams play, you got to pay two bucks. Are they raising money for anything? Did it say it didn't say PTA? Didn't say raising money for lines like nothing. It was just like if you want to go two dollars and I was so tempted to be like fuck you You're not fucking taking my two dollars, but then sage would have had to sit in class Knocked up to the game But I resent it him for it man. Yeah, that is odd. That's hard. That's I don't understand that it's not like an after school activity Right, it's doors no no not extra curricular nothing. They're just like well the money's gotta go towards something

No, somebody says that pocketing that money So I'm sure it's going towards something you know for the for the students student council student trip something probably But I like to know what yeah Don't just tell me you're taking my two dollars and not give me the fucking I'm sure a phone call Could have fun covered where but where the money was you imagine You're going to the Facebook page maybe I need to talk to the principal But he someone should because the next time it's gonna be $5. Yep, then it'll be $10 and What when and what's the amount that you're allowed to ask questions?

As far as I'm concerned $2 but you didn't ask questions. No, I just fucking forked it over like a sap. You showed your ass. And it cost two bucks. You presented and showed your belly. Yeah, oh rough. My old job used to do that. If you wanted to dress down on Fridays, you would pay. What? Yeah. But then that would all go to charity. What about Monday through Thursday? You had to be full business attire, but. Was it a private school? No, this was my job. The horse, the horse.

Oh, your job, I thought you said school. The bank. Oh, are they locked you into the room? Yeah. So you would pay money and your biggest thing was you could wear either a polo or a shirt without a tie. Okay, how much was that? I don't, we never applied to our department, so it never really...

I can't see you as a guy willing to part with money to dress down. Yeah, no. You're too cheap. No. We had a different uniform because you were so silly, so... Right, I just can't, this is a guy really, it's weird things that like he'll spend this money on. I can't see him getting to wear a polo shirt, you know, motivating him to give $2.

I spent a couple bucks, yeah. What about you, Q? What about Easter? Your, your plans? I, I didn't remember it was Easter until you mentioned it. Really? Yeah. I have no plans. Oh, my parents live in Florida. Yeah, die any eggs. No, I should, right?

No, I won't. It's so hot in this room. Is it my, my go crazy? No, I want it so hot in this room. Is it my go crazy? No, it's pretty hot. I'm like fucking starting to die. I'm like wilting over here. It's pretty hot. The door is open, so. Woo!

Did they tell him, Steve? I guess so. Did they tell him, Steve Dave? I guess so. Did they tell him, Steve Dave? I guess so. I guess so. I guess so.

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I guess so. I guess so. Tell them Steve Dave.