Tell Em Steve-Dave - #519: Superfestation

Episode Date: June 6, 2022

De-aging, Q eyes a wrestling career, Bry hates hairy toes. More tales from the road.

Music I could spit spit in the back and tell them it Really? It got in your hair. That works. Tell him Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him Steve Dave. I'm here with Walt. Hello. And I'm here with BQ. Hello. And we were talking about how good him is a driving hog.

Well, yeah, we're telling BQ. He wasn't here last week when we kind of talked about our road trip to Florida, me and get him, but I guess I got to listen to it. It's important. Well, like I told Brian, the listeners, I don't know if you sent you didn't listen to it. Um, he showed up at my house at 11 30, supposed to be at 11 on Wednesday. He didn't say anything. That was okay, but I don't want to start the long road trip off of the wrong foot. I'd be like, why the fuck will you have hourly?

I don't want to start the trip off of a cow dability But and some he showed up at 11.30. He got in the car, and then we didn't part from each other's side only for bathroom breaks until Tuesday evening at eight o'clock. Wow. You have me slept in the same room. Why did you do that? I wanted to save There was there was a conspiracy theories that Me and Gettam slept in the same room for content reasons.

Like, they need content. That's why they did it. And I'm like, are you? Who said we need content? I'm not. I'm coming. You're a bullshit about nothing. What sort of content do we need?

I just didn't want to put up the financial burden on Bluejuice, who was picking up the tab for the trip. And I originally said my wife was going and then at the last minute it became Gidham. I couldn't be like, hey, he needs a room too. Okay. So we just thought, how much of the rooms you can just... They were expensive in Florida at the con season.

Oh, I guess, yeah. And you know what, I thought it would be a good bonding experience. Content? Content. Content. Yeah, so that's a long time. Yeah. Content content Yeah, so that's a long time yeah, that's a long time and he and but you know he took the The 90% of the driving duty so which I liked how is he a driver? I would say he I'm we only got lost once and that was on when I had the wheel so

I'm big enough man to admit that. Yeah, you got lost on I 95 We got to have a class you make a left You make a slight left then you make it on the left and then you're in Florida It was a life fault. I swear to God you can bring him in here and ask him my GPS told us to get off. And all of a sudden we're in the middle of downtown Washington. I was going fucking live it too. And we were like it, the little pathways it took us to were shockingly small too and concerning.

Yeah. And then finally we're able to get back. I said he had never driven it and I have driven it a couple times but I don't pay attention to road signs or things like I'm kind of like taking it all in. I'm not like concentrating on the road. No, yeah. Because I'm driving. I saw lots of guys like you went my way to Ohio where I'm like what the fuck is this guy doing? Why is he doing this? Driving to Ohio this last time has made me almost afraid to drive

Like really? Yeah, I'm like is that it like have I hit the age where I'm like because I know my fucking I don't know about you, but like when you drive at night, well It's a way worse now. Well, it's it's you know Everything looks a bit dark and you're kind of just like why why don't they put street lights on these books? Yes, exactly. There are. Why fucking tax dollars wasted an extra big street lights? Why are they giving money to Ukraine? I can't see a thing. Putting lights up in the Ukraine? Yeah, it's a bit rougher at this age to drive in the evening, I like like like like like

like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like

like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like

like like like like like like like like like like like like who gets away from father time. But you thought, well, no, but you, but there are certainly people who get older and don't get a little lily livid behind the wheel, right? Like some people who said that, who said that? Who the fuck is saying that lily livid? I'm not livid. You saying it.

But if somebody also get behind the wheel, I'm not gonna be like, you're not gonna like say now, I got a drive. No, my man, I'll sit in the passenger seat and chill out. No, I'm just saying the video. the video you say driving and driving a nice harder But it can't be for everybody. Oh, it's going to be what you think that anybody who goes our age isn't affected by the By the site, you know the kind of like the dark like the dwarves like the lights that you do have there like they blow out They're like hey load and shit like where are we?

It's going all your eyes. I mean, they're getting old. Do you need your eyes get old? Did they start for years? Four years old, classes? We do, but I mean, I got them at CVS. I mean, they don't fucking... And it's for close-up stuff, too. I don't trust doctors.

Are you kidding me? I trust the fucking 16-year-old. I had to CVS. I like how these look. I trust the fucking 16 year old Just if you leave me alone you can just have them You're ever blue blockers They don't work I got those two for driving and they don't work shit. They don't do anything I'm glad that any any glasses with any tint to them at night are detrimental Because I got put on those yellow sunglasses sometimes the like the blue blockers like I have these yellow ray bands

They don't really work that great. They don't cut down on the lighter anymore. No, no I'm like, why don't we have them? I think I look too stupid for the day. I don't work at night. Well, you guys reminded me of something. I don't know if you guys read the news that they successfully de-aged a mouse. Oh yeah. How about that, motherfuckers? Really, how de-aging are we talking about here?

We're talking, fucking, done, deal. It's like the baby again. It's not a baby, but I'll show you a picture of the mouse, right? And it's sister that was born at the same time. Did it involve H-D-H? That's the mouse, that's sister born at the the same time and we're not talking about preventing aging. They reversed the aging of the mouse. He's the old one. You fucking kidding me? The one on the left that's totally black. The one with the gray mouse with the fucking Yeah, and this doctor, so I got something that I got this box that does that is called fucking just for men

This is this how this is not the biggest news of all time right now is fucking crazy He goes He goes we know that we can reverse the age of an organ like the brain in a mouse, the diseases of aging going away. Memory comes back, there is no more dementia. This guy at Harvard is treating aging like a disease and wants to cure it. He is going to be, he's going to have so much money if this is something that could be done in humans. Yeah, or at least some pharmaceutical company will.

And this guy saying, you got to read this article, I'll say in a link, this guy saying, to be done in humans. Yeah, or at least some pharmaceutical company will. Yeah. And this guy saying, you gotta read this article, I'll say in the link, this guy saying, this is a done deal, he's like, we got it. He's like, we got it in mice, we were reversing aging in mice. He goes, it's just a matter of, he goes, most people living today have a good shot of getting the aged.

What will the cost be though? They'll make it so high that, so that just do it then if it's like a couple Botox treatments. But if they have to make it so high because Verrae does it, there'll be no place for the children. I hear what you're saying right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What, that'd be a queue will be eligible for.

Prankville, Joe, a season 30. Wow, would you take it? Absolutely. He will be eligible for practical yoga season 30 Wow, would you take it? Absolutely, but not even I wait till I was like really really old though. Yeah, make sure that it's all the kinks are out No, well, okay I see we're saying kinks twice, but what he's saying is it's not a one-time process. He could DA you 20 years and Then you age naturally the 20 years. Oh, you can do it again. You could do it fucking again He goes, there's no limit something's got to give though then you wonder you're gonna. I'm not giving Is that playing with the natural order though? Yeah, for sure like what will

The knock on effect be if something like that with the planet though can the planet take that kind of like, you know, whether we need people to die off to this room for other people? Well, if you listen to people today, a lot of people today, they think there's too many people in the world already. So you're right, they feel like exponentially people

are like, I'll take another 20 years. Like who, like assuming that it's like somewhat affordable, like you say like Botox or something, who the fuck wouldn't do it? Like a legend. But like when it says D age, like somewhat affordable, like you say like Botox or something, who the fuck wouldn't do it? Like a lesson. But like what it says, D age, like can they, like how, are they're just deaging your brain? No, it's deaging.

Your skin. Everything, everything. What was some of the, that did he give away the key or is he keeping it as a threat like KFC? Yeah, he's grabbing KFC. Yeah, that's a whole thing, but like the only problem is right now

is that the procedure causes cancer, but they're working on that., but they're working on that They're working on that there's a caveat that's a rough one. They're working on it Some other time boys 36 30 years has to be something fucking better can't just be like holy shit. They did it Well, that's because you people however God put that into place probably to make sure there is no fucking magic bullet You know, he has to make sure that things work the way people can

Late it down. This is like playing God No, this is great I don't know. Maybe maybe there's a rule like the first people who get it are people that have no kids because they didn't put Replacements on the planet. That's a good, you know, that would be fair. Then you get people not having kids like that's like a credit. We're already, as Americans, I think already, like our birth rate is deplomiting to the point where like we're going to have to import people from other countries to take care of us as we grow older. I read an article.

Yeah, I think we just got two million out of them, didn't we? When after Biden's migration, oh, why they changed that? No, no, they said that about two million new people have entered the country since you think they want to wipe our asses as we age. If you're walking all the way from Guatemala, it's probably better than wherever you came from. Like if you walk that far, yeah, like I'll I've been asked if it means that I'm not going to get whatever's going on. Yeah, but this was fucking crazy to me. I couldn't believe this wasn't the biggest news in the world. Like that's the start of everything. People care more about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard who gives a fuck about Johnny Depp and Amber heard this this guy is out there reversing age well like you said though it's not without it's not yet but this

is partly on we're seeing we're we're you guys aren't excited that we're at this process I don't believe it'll ever be released to the mass the masses I just don't believe it I just think that it will be hoarded by the powerful and the elite as they always do and the and the fucking shlubs yeah be forced to age and be like I well I read an article in 2022 yeah tough lock fucker get lost will you make that apartment will will you make that cut is he is he a lead enough to think I'm not I don't know I don't think so I don't think so

I mean he's close, but I don't want to say he's fucking what if they're cutting it off like that if they're Kicking the ladder out for everybody else. I don't think what one fourth of the impractical Joker's makes it but I was thinking though like I drove across this country. I know you fly above a queue, but I drove across it and. So what was that? With the millions of other people. With the commercially available air flight for $300. I fly. But there is so much unused land for everybody who's saying like there's not enough room.

There is a ton of room. They just got to develop it. There is so much open space areas. That's ruined at all. It's put up houses. Well, you do it in Jersey. I mean, you can't find a square inch that isn't being developed in Jersey. Why not go out there? Why not? I mean, what it takes is going to take some money, but I think it's possible and it can be done to start developing all these dead zones, these forbidden zones that are across America that are just like downtown DC. Yeah.

But there's nothing for like you could drive for hours in any direction and there's nothing. I mean, it's all desert, buddy. I mean, you could build some high-powered AC out there and make it really. Well, water is the issue now out there, right? You can't go too far west at this point because water's turning into an issue.

Can we just... I heard about the Pam and Edgar went out to visit Eric. Oh, yeah. I don't know exactly how it was out there. All they wanted to talk about was the water table. How Eric was going to get a regulator if he used too much water. Oh, really? How much water they have?

They're not used to having their water, you know, watched over by the man. No, not at all. Plenty of water. But yeah, that's all I heard. They don't have from a two week trip. What's up? They don't have wells out there?

I guess not, no. It's a desert. But there, like I said, there's a ton of land that can be used, you know, if they want to invest in it, it would cost a fucking fortune, but yeah, I forgot last Speaking of cancer. I forgot last week to tell you I was when I'm you know, I went to Mary Beth's grandfather's funeral and all that stuff And after the funeral we went back to his house when you said to me, I don't know if you want to cut it out What you said to me when text where it resolves. Oh, it resulted self.

I guess I can't say how's it going. I just wrote it, it resulted self. Text someone's like, how's it going? Yeah, check it in with me. I remember it's grandma. He gets to resolve itself. Meaning that he passed away. I saw it.

I mean, that's, I mean, it would expect more or less from Brian Johnson. Oh, I love, I love, I was my response. You remember my response? I love you so much. I love you so much. I love you so much. I love you so much.

Because your grandfather and law passed us away. But so there's a guy there, like we go to the grandfather's house after the funeral, and it's me and her dad, her mom, her aunt, and a couple people drop it in here and there. And a guy comes by and he's an appraiser because he's going to appraise everything in the house. Now this is like one of those, not a hoarder house, but a collector house. Like, so is it, what can I just ask?

Yeah, go ahead. Is this an unplanned arrival or is this something that when everybody dies, this appraiser comes? This was planned, but I was surprised so soon after the funeral. Like I'm talking an hour after the funeral, the guy was there appraising. He's going to praise it. Everything is in the house and for what are they going to have an estate sale? Yeah, having a state sale. Oh, okay. Right. So he starts, you know, he's talking to the dad, he's talking to her mom and I assume that he knows them

because it's a very small town and you know, they used to live there and shit. So I assume that they know and the guy goes into this story about his mom and he's like, yeah, my mom, you know, we lost her about six months ago. She was fine, totally fine. She had, um, but one morning she woke up, she had a hot spot on her back. I don't know what this, oh, what I want it meant, but I guess you know, like a little lump or something, whatever.

Hot spot on her back. So she goes to the, she goes to the hospital and they tell her that it's cancer. And on the way out of the, the way out of the way out of the hospital, she falls. Now, she's like 80 something, like 85 or something. Her husband's equally as old. He's about 85. So the husband, you know, is fragile. He can hardly pick her up. But so he tries to pick her up by one arm. He's like, her arm pops out of the sock. And he goes, he goes like, basically exploded. And then she goes back into the hospital because she's right there. And then two days later, she dies. Oh, and I'm thinking the whole time he's telling this, I'm like,

why are you saying this? Why are you telling this? What a horrific story to hear. And Mary Beth's dead. Like, he sounded like, I don't know, maybe I was reading it wrong, but he sounded kind of short, where it's like, well, you know, just so you can relate to people. I don't know if he was taking a shot at me that I have a hard time relating. You think so?

Because you asked, because I'm certain you questioned the father. Like, after he left, why would he tell that story? Yes. And you're in the name of, yeah, the fact that you have to ask and you didn't realize you were talking about you?

I don't know if I'm a good type. I mean, you didn't realize you're talking about you. I'm gonna have a good time. I mean, you're gonna go. Yeah. Very best of the same thing about me. She was like, you're not good at empathizing. But I'm like, I don't know what am I supposed to do. That hasn't been my experience. Yeah, I think I'm pretty empathetic.

I don't know. I just think it's fucked up to tell a ruffle of people that just came back from a funeral. Like in such graphic detail about your mom's arm to socket exploded. I'm more surprised that you weren't excited to hear the story. I was just like, I couldn't believe it. I guess the part I couldn't believe is I was like,

you don't know him. It's just a guy. But that seems very, I mean, not to pile on about it, but it's very presumptuous to believe that like you coming from the big city now going to fucking the country mouse country like everybody knows each other in the town. I guess.

What an assumption. You know, not that heck. Yeah. I thought all you hasty to do each other. You know, we're like, it's not guy. That is a weird thing to just assume though. But they were talking so familiar guys. I guess they were so familiar. And then once he told that story, I was like,

that's a story that I would tell like you guys. I don't know that I would be like, yeah, so then Pam's arm exploded. And she was like racked with pain for the last two days of her life. Let me ask you guys question based off that. Do you guys think you could take a fall right now? On unexpected fall.

Like put my hand out. I don't put my hands out. Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, but out without major injury The yeah, yeah, you can Cue's already like he already said a bit. He's like yeah, of course, of course I got so cocky. I mean I take folds Yeah, that's true I'm gonna come back to the leader on and long no all these preffles and shit all these hijinks. Yeah a lot of high I fell the other day, you know, I was pretty proud of myself. Yeah, I took a big tumble and I kind of just shook it off I was like, oh shit, I could take a fall like a fucking 20 year old night Well, where did you fall dogs? The dogs knocked me down the stairs of a fucking carrying a box?

These stairs are your stairs at home that stairs at home was only two stairs Wasn't the for the top of the stairs dude you fall the wrong way I watch videos on TV where I'm like I see people like It's like instant regret videos or instant karma videos It's like people falling and hitting the backs of their heads, and I'm like I wonder if they're still alive Like and then people off camera like ah ha ha like left So people falling and hitting the backs of their heads and I'm like, I wonder if they're still alive. And then people off camera like, ah, like left false. Like they could be hurt. I, it's interesting you brought that up

because I have a choice in front of me. I actually wasn't planning on bringing this up on the podcast, but we're here. I got an offer to begin a wrestling career, pro wrestling as a wrestler or a manager as a wrestler. Now, it would only be for one time kind of gimmick storyline, but I have to go down to Atlanta to train. How long? but I have to go down to Atlanta to train. How long? 10 to 15 days.

It can be done in groups. Like, you know, I don't have to go down 15 days. I think why would you not? Why would I not, right? Why would you not? You're more than capable of doing the training. I'm sure that I'm asking you to fucking do. No, it would be.

It jumps from like the top of the steel cage onto the fuck level. It's gonna stick to the text list back. Backflips. Shit, right? I'm sure it is. Backflips. No, it would be a steel cage. It's gonna stick to the back. It's gonna stick to the back. Back flips. Right? I'm sure it is. Back flips. No, it'd be a big thing.

So I'm a little bit, I'm on a crossroads, because I'm like, what do I do? Because this is the sort of thing that I do. And then I get in there, and then I break a spine, or. Is this a, is this a, I've seen a lot of spinyls in my day, dude. Is this a passion project, or is this, or is this a lot of spinyls in my day, dude? Is this a passion project or is this something

that you're gonna be paid handsomely for? No, I doubt there's a bit of handsome payment in it. So this is gonna have to be all about passion and any injuries that could happen would have to be. I have to think about the... This is it, this is what I'm wearing. Yeah, I mean, I still think if you don't you'll regret it though yeah you love wrestling love it and I mean I did just die with sharks

I'm saying like if I'm in the thick of it you got up the answer yeah you can play one game in the NFL as quarterback you think I feel like no I like needs a week in Atlanta and I could do it wow all right I mean I wouldn't do it well, but I mean, just how many interceptions you get to get through? I don't know if there are screens in the handle of it. But last play, unless I get fucking bombed and get injured before, then I would throw maybe a bomb. But otherwise, it would just be handoffs and little screens

out in the flat. Yeah. I would do a cool one. Do it, don't worry about it. Love it. No, because you regret it in a couple of years when you're not, you know, when you're like, I should have did that.

It's funny, because I ask my female friends and they're like, maybe not. Oh, my male friends are like, you're fucking crazy getting out of there. Yeah. Well, it really, it really depends on what they're asking you to do. What is the physical requirements throughout the gig?

Like how crazy is it? I was told that, well, something similar to a shack did. Shack did something recently. He took a table. I put them through a table and stuff like that. And so it's not a heavy lift, but you want to have a little fun with it too, you know what I mean? So I think I got to do it. It's more of a time thing than anything, like just finding the time. And is this for, I'm sure one of the big major wrestling?

It would be with, yeah, one of the... I'm a lesser now than mention it right now. I'm sure I am allowed to. I just, I hate saying things too much before there, you know what I mean? But yeah, it would be, I would be I mean obviously this would be on television or a pay-per-view. Oh, I don't know about that. My name be dark matches. My not even be for TV who knows. Yeah. You're gonna do it and you're not gonna get on TV. Don't get the glory. Oh my god. I don't know. I don't know the plan. I don't know the plan. It's got to be the fucking event of WrestleMania.

Well, event of it. That it will not be the. That's gotta be the fucking event of WrestleMania. Well, the event of WrestleMania, that will not be the, at all. That's gotta be. When you sign on, it's gotta be the fucking marquee match of that night. Yeah, maybe a Monday night or Wednesday night or something like that. I don't think like a pay-per-view main event. That do they ask in cell to or just you? Well, they asked me, but I told them that look like I have to, we have to,

it has to be extended to everybody. I was like, can't like that's, but I don't think that they would do it. Could you in Sal just wrestle as a tag team match and against like the, the problem I think that Sal is going to have is he's touring so much now that I don't think he's ever going to have time to do the training. So it would be a marimite to it. Marimite. We'll see. We'll see. I don't know. But he loves wrestling just as much as you are. You love it more. It's probably one me to South three Murray situation. But oh, Murray does like enjoy it as well. He very peripherally like watches. He has a kid He loved it and like you know, I sort of grew away from it, but I come back. Yeah, but I think he's still enjoying watching it from down the time. I mean who doesn't it's just fucking fun. So so all right, so I'll do it. I Mean you could come back here and maybe show us some moves for a patreon video

Get him to be a you know a wrestler. Oh, my God. Get him in a singlet. Yeah. Maybe we could do we keep on to do like a four color demons meet up or something. Maybe we could do it with like a wrestling ring. I would love to get a made event. Yeah. See that move where they put there that you put the guys head right in your crotch area of the pile driver. Yeah. You could just like practice that with him over and over again like on the Cooper cam. Now you gotta face me. Face me like a man. Okay now reverse.

All right. I'm gonna do it. All right. I'm on it. Thank you boys. Yeah, although I got to say I'm Little concerned about you. We were supposed to record yesterday, but he had the sniffles had a cold I think it could be this constant hobnobbing that he's doing yeah every time I every time I look at Instagram or something He's in Las Vegas. He's in Los Angeles. He's at the Friars Club. Oh, that was fucking beat that I missed that suck. Yeah. We've, yeah, it was, it was fun. Yeah.

Yeah, it was great. Yeah, in the past three weeks, I got COVID again. Oh, I didn't know this. Okay. Did you know this? No, I didn't know. Yeah, my L.A. trip got ruined. Where do you think you caught it?

Hobnobbing? Yeah, it had to be Hobbbing. Probably at the fucking Friars Club. You think? Yeah. Or no, that was after. Probably, I don't know where, maybe South Show. Maybe South Show at the Beacon.

South is a fucking COVID magnet, man. And then, so then I went to A.W. I went out to I was in Vegas Friday, Saturday, Sunday, flew home Monday, but it's when I landed Monday, I just start sneezing coffin, get all the symptoms all over again, had a fever, negative, negative, negative, I just had a cold. I spent like fucking three weeks with a feeling like shit, it was terrible. Yeah, because it is because I'm going out like going out amongst people now. Yeah, you know, I gotta say it's you know, not whatever the fuck this table is made out of but I know. Maybe underneath not press board.

I have yet to I've heard so many people have gotten multiple times. I to get it though if I didn't have it that first. I bet you have had it already just I just didn't know it. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think there's anybody who hasn't really gotten it yet Right. I guess it's just the symptoms or where some people realize that they had it and I wear a mask everywhere man So you were in the mask. Oh, I know everybody in the airport is not wearing masks. I'm still wearing masks and all that stuff. But it's just that we're gonna do. But then you go to Tracy Morgan saying you're in people's faces and somebody gives you COVID. Maybe with Tracy himself. That would be pretty sweet. At least you got it from the nature celebrity legend. Yeah. So yeah. So so yesterday I had the sniffles. I Didn't want to get anybody sick. I was supposed to go to Laney City last night. I

Was gonna drive down here. I was gonna do tell them Steve Dave Then I was gonna keep going a seat and meet the firehouse guys, but I had such a fucking pounding headache last night Then I was like I can't fuck it. I was like, what am I gonna do? Plus? I if I'm still sick I don't want to get you guys sick, you know what I mean? Right. And then I woke up this morning feeling great. Here we are. Good for you, and yeah. The rest is history.

So now I've already had a cold, I've had COVID already, I'm pretty bullproof now, maybe for the rest of the year. I'm pretty excited about that. Your wrestling career is right on track. That's it, nothing can stop me now. We start shooting joggers again in two weeks. I don't have to worry about getting sick for that.

Now have you considered a name yet for yourself? Like what? I don't know. Oh. You know, like Stone Cold, Brian Quinn. I guess I had a brace of Brian was gonna be my heel persona. You're gonna be heel. I don't know if they'll, if I'll be allowed

to do the storyline I wanna do. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah, I think it's gonna have to be, you know, some sort of crossover with Joker's. But that's all right. I'll take what I can get. Well, would you do it? Well, would you if the offer was extended? I mean, you've wrestling, but like recently you fall down the stairs and proven yourself right? That's what I'm saying. I'm like, come on, guys, I'm one of these 30 NFL teams should take a shot on a 50 something year old dude who can fall down two stairs. Yeah, you like what's that marking marking marking movie where you oh Miracle wasn't me or no, I wasn't miracle

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cool, right? That was awesome. It doesn't actually. No, because I think of infestation and the infestation is something you don't want around. Oh really? Yeah, it's super to it No, festation what is festation mean festival? I don't know Fester super festation is when a woman is pregnant months pregnant That was the story right That was the story, right? I'm close. And then she gets pregnant again.

What? Yes, I didn't know it was possible either. Only three? 0.3% of pregnant women suffer from this condition when they get pregnant while they're already pregnant. How's that possible? It's possible. It happened to this woman. So what did they cut like them when the deliveries do? They the first baby out and then let them to the second one grow?

I yeah, it's what happened. I'd be so annoyed. If you were if you were the husband now you got she's got all cuts all over. She's all scarred up. No, it's just like you you have one kid on the way and you think that you're safe. You plan financially for that. You bang your wife a little bit because she's pregnant. You know, you want to make a still, yeah, you just let the fucking. That's her. Wow. That's her. I probably, you know, I would have allowed myself for medical reasons to be the subject

of this article. I don't know if I would be go on record as my name and picture or anything because it just, I don't know because she just looks like it's like she's super like fertile. You don't like that? Yeah, I don't know. I'm not going to be a little like, you know, then it looks like that's all we do. She's not, yeah, she is surrounded by children already. Like how many more fucking kids do you need that you're getting super pregnant? Yeah, but super-festation. Woof, I never heard of that. Yeah, I didn't get it's very, very rare condition

or event that happens, but you want to want to be be able to call yourself a super-festation baby. You want to be. Oh, that would be crazy. If I was a superfestation, baby. It's on his Wikipedia. You can just say that now. Yeah, I'm so excited to know.

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You guys. I, when we were in, you know, Hi, I went, I'm curious to see how, if you, this even registers, well, you go to a lot of chain restaurants. I only go to chain restaurants. Only go. If it's a mom power restaurant, I, well, say I have to say, I have to admit,

I will not go in and just fear for fear that you know of the unknown at least with a chain I know what I'm getting right tastes the same all time and usually agrees with me so I'm not willing to take that fucking spin the you know the the chambers on that gun. Right. Eat at a place. This is a dramatic. Russian roulette, you know, with a strange recipe of chicken fingers when I know the chicken fingers that work. Now, would you consider, okay, so you're at Denys, do you consider that like higher or lower on the level of chain

restaurants and say an olive garden or a chillies? I think that public perception is that it's lower than Olive Garden. I would say that they have, they've been stigmatized, Deneez has like a trowel, a trough, whatever you want to call it. Trough, yeah, I would say, right? unfairly, I'll say. I will go to bed.

Why is it any different to say, friendly's are? I will go to bed for Denny's and we did the 12 times on the way to Florida. I'm not gonna die in a battle for them but I'll go to you know I'll stand up I'll be the one man that stands up and says you know this is as good as all of Gordon. Can I be a spokesman for that I think it could be why not. They have all kinds of just like Can I be a spokesman for that?

I think you could be. Why not? They have all kinds of just like average guys being spokesman. Like those two guys for Sonic, I haven't seen the commercials in a while, but I'm just like, why can't that be you? Yeah, you would get it. I don't know why not. Probably you don't apply for the, you know, the issue or any of that kind of shit.

Why are you bringing up all of my point of care since? I went to Olive Garden and by no means do I think this is like a high class restaurant, but I saw a guy there who I was he's wearing a tank top, you know like a giddy tea type thing. He's got bathing suit on and he's wearing flip flops. And to me, I'm like, oh my gosh are you gonna be sitting here and tell me you think he's not he's underdressed? I not he's underdressed? I think he's underdressed. Wow Brian John.

I think he's an olive grime. Even for the olive garden, like the reason we went out a little bit. I have on the fucking tops and tails when you're strolling on it. Wow. With my clock tied. You're putting on the roots and chill. You're fucking. What is a proper attire then?

I think just just the sleeves just it's the sleeves. putting on the roots in your fucking room. What is a proper attire then? I think just the sleeves? Just the sleeves. I don't want to see your fucking armpit hair when I'm eating, man. You know? And I certainly don't want to see your fucking hairy toes. Like if you're like a...

Why are you looking under the table? I don't know. I have to inspect them. Oh. Busted. I mean, if you're like, if you're at a casual place, I think, yeah, Mickey D's, the McDonald's, anything along that level, like even sage knows that like, she's like, I want to go to a fancy restaurant. She knows what a fancy restaurant is versus like a middle restaurant versus like low end. Like, she considers Red Rob and she's like,

that's middle. She's like, that's kind of fans. You need sleeves she considers red robin. She's like that's middle. She's like that's kind of fans You need sleeves for that red robin. I'd say you should wear sleeves and red robin That's how you lose the common man though good The common man who needs him T.S. D needs the common man a woman. Are you out of your life forever? Anybody he's gonna need to go speak forever won't anybody he's gonna need to get a speech start people are turning off and droves

she looks like he's 13 again hey guys I'm a little man be like put on a shirt why don't you I drive out of here but I can't see you know think back to a young Brian Johnson you would have never even noticed what other people are wearing I remember across the you've crossed over the threshold of like Grumpy old man The roll of gardens got no sleeves. Yeah, I think it's it's really the no sleeve thing that boats we sandals are like okay, that's you know

people wear them and But the armpit hair is just like, I mean, they were fucking hillbillies too. That was the other thing where they're just like, no loud and vacation shit. It felt like I was eating next to Maxwell. Yeah, I don't want to eat in any restaurant that has a dress code. That's a red flag. I'm not going to enjoy this.

I'm not going to enjoy food. You won't like it, huh? It's going gonna come out like little tiny portions with all these little Garnishes, you know, to make up for the fact that tastes like shit So if you go to char. Oh, forget char. I hate it. Yeah, yeah, I know you mentioned that earlier Hey, we fucking ordered that fucking food you paid for, and we fucking left it on the fucking table, and we walked the fuck out of that place. Proud.

Yeah. We ripped off our monkey suits and got into our tank tops. Aided suits. And I even was gonna wear sandals until my wife said, no, fucking way, that's too far. Nobody wants to see those toes. You're our pit hair. Okay.

Yeah, I just think it takes a certain lack of cooth to wear a tank top to anything. Are there anything other than eat a love garden? Well, that's a way to get agree with this, right? I don't know if it would bother me at an all of gotten per se, but I do think eventually you get to a level where

you should not be wearing tank tops and restaurants. I don't know if Avgarden's it. Okay, but there's a lines, but shouldn't that line be drawn in by the restaurant? Yeah And if golf guard doesn't have a dress Well, you're talking about a fucking chain that is widely known for just being on the sides of roads, right? Like pretty much sure so it's like it's people who are driving who is just dressed for driving Yeah, there was a big hotel I mean, but at the same time,

what you can't drive in a fucking t-shirt instead of a tank top. I know, but now that you're about what you're saying. I hate it when you get controlling what they wear when they're driving. And I've had fucking some good meals at Olive Garden. I'm not here to ride down Olive Garden. The breadsticks come on. Come on, man.

So you're there, your family. It's fucking great. I'm not pleased. There's nobody think that I'm roping on Olive Garden. Is that the slogan? When you hear your family, it's fucking great. I'm not pleased. Nobody thinks that I'm ripping on Olive Garden. Is that the slogan? When you hear your family, isn't that Olive Garden? It's like, isn't there slogan? That should be, I think that's okay.

You're slogan. So to me, but what I mean to say is, what I'm trying to say is like any restaurant who's mainly known for being a roadside thing, I don't think you really can combine complain too much about what people wear and do a certain degree. I hear't think you really can combine complaint too much about what people wear in certain degree. I hear what you're saying. I mean, I didn't complain. I didn't make a record about it. I don't think I would probably feel how you felt, but I don't know,

you know, I don't know that I would let it bother me too much. Yeah. We stayed, we didn't walk out. Yeah, all right. I dealt with it. He was all the way across the room anyway. I just happened to know this. I wouldn't do it. I wouldn with it. He was all the way across the room anyway. I just happened to notice. I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't wear a tank top into the oven. But I saw in the show. So I guess I grew with you. Yeah.

Yeah. Leotists. Yeah, I'm going to say I'm going to be curious what the pulse will be after that fucking revelation. That, that, that, that, that. Do you think that many people in the audience are like? I think I think almost 99% of the TSD is where T shirts to, uh, rest for about a T shirt.

I mean, uh, a tank top wood in the summer. Well, then why the fuck are we selling? Yeah, I've been trying to go to the cell tank top for fucking years. You won't do it. I think because our listeners are, um, software enough to know not to wear it though. Some, you know, because no, like, who who unless you're fucking like ripped jacked. Yeah, you really shouldn't have a fucking tank top on Well, I'm talking about the females. I'm not saying it for the guys

The females have been demanding tank tops for you. Oh, yeah, I'm demanding. I've told you I can't tell you how many fucking 13% is like why isn't won't make tank tops. I'm like, I don't know Yeah, yeah, they love them All right fucking 13% is like, why doesn't Walt make tank tops? I'm like, I don't know. Tank tops, really? Yeah, they love them. Hmm, all right. Yeah. Just any tank top. What do you mean?

Like, these are designed, they want to see. I want to see. With the four colored demon on. I think it would sell well. Yeah. That's my feeling. That was at a low cut one or a high cut one. You know, there's all sorts of different cuts.

I'll investigate. Okay. I'll find out. I'll find out what the people are demanding. Nice. Mm-hmm. It's kind of, you know, uh... I mean, no wearing a mile of guard.

It's kind of hypocritical now, all of a sudden. Now you're like, we must have, but a tank top, so if you're just fucking, the tank top industry is now fucking, you're a public enemy number one on their list and now you want no one else tank tops at this point a girl with a tank top totally different nice shoulders nice clean armpits they're hippie or something you know whatever that there's a tank top I can get behind

yeah I think some guy fucking wolfin' down, fucking free salad and breadsticks. Yeah, also the sandals and more, it's half the one women too. Pretty dainty feet. All painted toenails and show hair. No hobbit like fucking hair. Yeah.

There's cleaner, there's sleeker women. So pretty. It's like, I'm fluttering. So that was it, so wait, what, what, Pretty So that was it so so wait what what What any highlights about I know you already talked about this last week anything I should know about Florida For like long term talent Steve Dave lore or anything like that I'm the fact that they didn't do anything aside from go to Universal once. That's fun.

But at night time while it was like he was going back to the room. I did for sure. So I said I'm going back to the room. I'm not doing anything and you know, he was. Not even any punting little mini golf. No, nothing. But I don't get him. Get him wasn't like using his local celebrity to like

get some booth babes and nothing like that. Nothing. You mean women didn't see fucking people lining up to take pictures with him and not be like who is that? I'm intrigued. They may have been but none that came over to investigate any further than like who is that? From a distance there okay. Have you ever heard another grown man squeal? Oh, this is funny. I mean a real squeal. No. Okay, I heard it no less than 10 times.

Get him squeals? Get him squeals when he gets overly stimulated. Is that like an autism thing? Oh, three or say, an orgasm thing. Yeah. That's what I was hoping for. He says it may be, yeah, but. Well, what is it, squeal?

What does it like sound like? It's almost like a squeal of delight, right? Like, because he did it last week. Yeah, I don't even know if that was the real, like he was trying to fake a squeal like as best he could, but like, like, you can't fake an orgasm. Dudes can't fake an orgasm Jude's can't well, I could spit spit in their back and tell them it was You know, I just want to stop so you just like spit in your hand and rub it on the back We're like oh, thanks babe really

You're not worried that when she goes to clean up. she's like nah you be a gentleman you clean up for You know did that half way third just be like oh fucking done fuck this Yeah, how what is the what was the day like before you did that that it was so horrible? You're like I can't even be bothered to fit. I mean, it's happened probably like four, five times in my life where I've been like, we've had to spit and be like, done. Well, yeah, you know, like, cock a movie on their backs and I was like, noise.

No, that was me orgasm. You lost the way. Dude. I love you. I love you. You're so sexy. Oh, look at the tank top and the painted nails. Oh, boy, now it's done.

Have you heard, have you heard, I know I'm asking the fucking wrong guy. I'm sure like this is like the dopious question, but have you ever heard a woman squeal? A woman squeal. It's far more erotic heard a woman squeal? A woman squeal. It's far more erotic when a woman does it. Yeah, but I'm here to tell you. It's not, yeah, it's not what. It's not like, like, you would, like, the sound that someone you guys just made the pig sound.

It doesn't sound like that. It's not deliverance. No, no, no, no, it's not a net baity type of of squeal that would be really fucking unnerving. What is it like an No, I said Oh my god I've never heard a woman do that. I've not even done a justice I thought he was teasing at first, but that one causes it like would get some so excited What would you think what would you think he would see?

That would make him make that sound God that I can't possibly answer right I would be surprised by anything yeah, but I've known the guy a 10 years now and I've never heard of a squeal right no yeah well a you weren't in the presence of Helicopters like taking off and landing That was enough to do it You can see Kees face You're gonna say like a woman in a cosplay costume came by or something No, that repulsed him

Yeah, that got him mad He saw some risque some really Beyond sexy outfits that like he came back to the room fucking rantin and raven that it was wrong. No SpongeBob and Patrick or Weird cosplay. Who was the chick that hangs out with Woody the cowboy and Toy Story? Oh, oh, Jessie and Woody. Yes. Okay, such right and it was a guy the girl. Two girls. Two girls. One was Woody. One was Jessie. Okay. And they had, they had dental floss on. Oh, really? On the bottom. On the bottom. I mean, I don't know. There's no squeals. Yeah. No squeal in a way like, like helicopters. Yeah. I was wheeling like helicopters. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh. And I was like I I was really like blown away that he was that like annoyed by it. Like he literally would look it up trying to find who they were to like con pictures. Okay. That's not a no. It's well that's what's to see more of it. No, because I didn't see it. Because I didn't see them. And I didn't see them. And that made him like search for hours

to find a picture of them. I see. And you couldn't find them. And I was like, well, how bad could it have been? And then he then he showed me the picture. And it was just what you think. It's the nothing out of the ordinary out of like a, of a risque super sexy.

I mean, I would much like the olive garden. I could see how if I was a pairing I'd be like kind of necessarily want like ass is hanging out Okay, but as someone with no parents, I'd be like awesome And it's like I showed up with the right con Like I'm not here to tell these women how to how to dress What was my job and it hired for that? You don't enjoy what they're doing. He saw, the most tavern at Universal. Yes.

He saw that, he squealed. Oh really? Yeah. He's also into bent pennies. They're elongated pennies. Oh, we know that for years though. I didn't know that. I don't remember it then.

Oh, I used to get them some from trips. I would bring them some. He spent, we got the jaw's shark one. the the I didn't know that I don't remember it then oh I used to get him some from trips I would bring him some he spent You got the jaw's shark one about fifty dollars and fifty dollars buys you a shit ton of a long eight of pennies as he was watching all of them to me he doesn't have a home Yeah, but I mean pennies can go in a jar Oh Where's he keep his drawers?

The general store He wants to buy a little penny display. Yeah, he wants to buy a display book and every fucking shitty little souvenir shop we went into he would look and he was like too expensive It's too expensive. He just won't he won't pull the trigger to put his pennies on display other you know real deal display book So the women were they they were good looking the women or was it like, please don't dress like that? They were, they definitely, they look fine. They look fine. So, yeah, I think he said it was the context really turned them off. Like really turned them off and like he said, like, you shouldn't sexualize Woody and Joe.

Oh my God. That's where he drove to. Exactly. Exactly. Where's my hair from? You want to hear? I'd like to see the costume. I'd like to see you have it. I'm sure it's his wallpaper or something. No, no. He doesn't lie. I'll read the spotlight while you're fetching. Get him. Oh, we know what we're reading here. We fucking love it. Mjundis. You know those days when your coffee shop is out of cold brew and you're a

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Whoa, okay That is they were scantily clatter in a in a somebody someone said this was apparently a big buzz on Instra I fucked it up already fucked it up. I Sorry name that's all so you weren't the only one on. No, someone sent this to me. So that's why I was trying to find, they said this was a big thing, big to do on Instagram. And people were a little outraged over it. And they tried to find the account.

And so that's why I was buzzing through the mega con. Anything was hashtag with mega. Let me see one more 10, another account one more time. They're curvy. These girls, so what offended you The curves it was the like you you can see in this photo there was very little fabric to skin ratio That's not to thong basically. Yeah, all right. I got this woman up and wow So she is dressed like Woody her friend is while they have massive

giant is dressed like Woody, her friend is, while they have massive giant... Friends. I did not see that when I saw it, they were walking away from me. They're, oh, hello! I mean, they're just, they're like, slabber knockers, they'll fuck Ico, I can even handle this.

Yeah, wow, they're really going for it, huh? Like I said, I only saw it from behind, and it was just... Here they are kissing on the con floor Yeah, kissing You didn't see that did you get them? No, I did not see that but I have no problem with that. I'm totally Why would you have a problem with that? They're hot You mean it seemed like it was like something I was a little outrage by but no

You are outrage by it. No, I was not out rage by that. I was outraged. There's I think the next photo I mean these are these are very revealing from well, they're attractive women and they're wearing very revealing clothes. They look like they haven't fun and you have a problem with it. No, I had a problem is that it's it was marketed as a family friendly event. Okay, and this was very again, I wasn't the only person who had an issue with it. The other person at the booth who saw it was like, wow, that's a little overboard. That was not you, Walt.

No, that was not you. He wasn't there. That's why I was trying to find photos to show him, you know, and the photos don't do, don't do it. It was more intense in real life. I tried to show my photo of a dude in a tank top and a half garden. He didn't want to do it. It was more intense in real life. I tried to show my photo of a dude in a tank top and half garden. He didn't want to see it. Oh, it looks like they're thinking of them. There's them dressed like Chuckie. Yeah, and the, the, the, the, the, the, it, Pennywise.

They have, all right. Yeah. So they have a brand they were enjoying their youth. You just think that... How many followers I got, you? Uh, let me see what this lady has. I mean, shouldn't't we don't want to give away their thing you know what it are right uh... to uh... little on the two thousand okay so not going crazy but she's working every photo is her five six thousand followers so uh...

boom you have to show his behind ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I saw him dressing a skin type green outfit. I was bulls hanging out. Rather, we're gonna. And again, I had only seen them for about, I would say maybe 10, five to 10 seconds walking away. And I was just like, wow, that's a lot of skin to be showing at a family friendly con. I will grant you it is a very sexualized outfit in front of a lot of kids.

You know, like I said, there was someone there who addresses Lee Lu and the thermal bandages. I don't remember that from Fifth Element. Yes. And that showed almost the same amount of skin, but it's not a kid's character. It's not something kids identify with. So every night in our room, our beds, where this is my bed, this is his bed,

two from using the phones, literally one night, he was r ranting about it and I just fucking went to sleep on it I I knew he was still talking about it. I fell asleep to him going like it's just not right It's just you know what you know what it's that you shouldn't sexualize certain things wait what is bothering you that they sexualize the children or that they were at the con That at that at a family friendly con they were sexual the con. That at a family-friendly con, they were sexualizing children's characters. You think that kids are gonna look at what's going on there and they're gonna be like, it's Woody and Jesse.

Yeah, I think that they teach kids in school these days about sexuality. I don't think it was... But I believe Walt said that there was someone whose wife had a problem with it as well. It wasn't it wasn't aunt who showed up to support which I love but he mentioned that his wife was our first con and they brought the kids and he goes she's not too happy with some of the other congoers with how they're dressed.

Really? And so I could see it but yeah but you're not you're not a 40 something year old mom with kids though dude yeah you're not looking at a mole jealous remember when you used to look that way it's be shapely yeah well these fucking kids ruined you that's what's going on there that it was I just had a problem with that I mean I like I said I yeah I'm not but if you were just a true club you would never I just had a problem with that. I mean, like I said, I'm not. But if you were a true club, you would never problem with it.

No, no, because in that environment, it is there's no children there. There's, you know, it's, I, you know, I can't put a, like, an exact finger on the exact reason, like, you know, what it is, it is, you know, it's just that generalized. It's a children's character and you're, you sexualized it. And in that generalized, it's a children's character, and you sexualized it, and an area where children are gonna be around.

Sure. I am, maybe I'm pro-clutching, you know, when someone please think of the children. I can see the argument for what you say. Yeah. I cannot not know about talking about it all fucking night. Hello. Let it go after a while, but yeah.

Yeah, he had a couple of natties, and I think he was just looking for something to fucking rage at you know I thought that the trip I think it brought us to a point not the point no no no no I thought I don't think a crowbar could separate how close we are now in terms of our our relationship I don't know I came in last week kind of hot on the heels of the trip. I feel like I wanted to take a crowbar.

After six days, especially, you know, it's, I think it is once you see that new jersey sign. Yeah. It's your, so you're at home, but you're still far away. You're still about an hour away. It's the money. Yeah, you know, it just you can't help a being on a little on edge. Yeah, you just got you got back from Vegas. If you saw on the board, odds are you can lay bets on who became annoyed with who quicker on the trip. Who were you laying your who's who's the smart money on them? Are you going gonna blow up first or is you going to But by the fact that you're asking this question makes me think I want to lost

He just that at a certain point in one of the evening's what car did you take my wife's car? Okay, beautiful Beautiful Jeep I was thinking about today. Yeah, I'd ventilated seats and oh It's like those are game changer. Oh my I'm like when I I get in the car after you turn it off and turn it back on it wouldn't be on and I'd be like actually like five minutes like what's something's wrong. Oh, that's oh there we go. So can you me on these and ball sweat? I have ventilated seats. What do they do? I never try to do what are you talking out? It's basically seat air conditioning. You hit a button and it just blows air up through the seat. Really? Yeah, it's a life. I don't have a car with it. It's the number one feature I'm going for.

It's 80 degrees out today. I'll try it on the way. Dude, your balls. Yeah, they're going to thank me. I feel like angels are kissing it. I once drove in a rental car that had the cool seats. And that felt like you were sitting in ice water. But this was just totally comfortable.

Yeah. But one of the evenings we we're at a restaurant now granted we had to spend an hour waiting to eat because the con made every restaurant have like, you know, maps of amount of wait times. You can throw around that comic men fucking. You know how much cash a that has. It has no cash when it was on, you know. Wasn't someone close to pulling out his badge? Don't say that. You don't want to get him arrested for impersonating an officer. But hello.

So we're at the restaurant and we're finally eating and at a certain point he's he's definitely like shutting down and I don't know why but this is when like I'm having this tittle eats me like this this energizes like Woody and Jess and just walked in but he and I'm like like he's getting real short and grouchy and like I go what the fuck's the matter to you and he goes nothing I'm just overstimulated I'm gonna have having a helicopter as I've seen. I did not say that at the restaurant. But I could pinpoint what it was is I, we're in there and also they'd start storming.

I mean bad. Everyone's phones getting tornado alerts. Okay. And so I wanted to go out and take some videos of the, tornado. Of the weather, yeah. Because we don't get it like that in New Jersey. And there's six to eight people standing in front

of the only entrance that exits are the friendlies. And they're engrossed in this conversation about nothing. And they don't seem to realize that they're blocking the exit. And I'm trying to figure out, I was getting annoyed, I'm trying to figure out how to politely annoyed. I'm trying to figure out how to politely say, you know, can you get out of the way to leave a restaurant?

Yeah, to go outside. Excuse me is typically the words that fucking work across the line. I was worried that I was worried that like my my annoyance would come through and they would be insulted. So I was just kind of trying to... It wasn't worth it. Better I say nothing and crash through them. It wasn't worth it about ruining my party. I didn't mean to add a two for no reason, you know? That like, you know, then I got to go back to the room with them and it's still like, you know, I was...

No, I was following up back to the room because then it was quiet and the hockey game was on and I had a beer with me. So it was, you know, it was good. But yeah, they were, and there was other people behind me trying to try to get out. And I'm just trying to like get there, trying to see if I can get their attention. Maybe they realize that they're blocking the exit. So I just being like a normal human being, like, excuse me. Yeah. Again, I didn't want to come off, like, sometimes I'm like a normal human being. No, I'm, I'm toned off to my attitude. I don't want to come off that, like, yeah, human being. No, I'm I'm toned after my attitude I didn't want to come off that yeah

But if but couldn't you just like what are the easy thing to be just modulate your tone? Again in the moment. Yes, in hindsight. Hey, excuse me In hindsight, I maybe I could like You know taking that on your fucking work life like, you know, taking that on your fucking work life on the day. So, yeah, so I got, I took the video and then I got back inside and I'm just, yeah, I was just done. I just want to get back to the room and just relax. Yeah, is that the night of rain for an hour and a half before we could get back? No,

that was a different night. That was the night before. So you snapped it wall? I don't think I snapped it. I think we were short. Snippy. And I apologize and I apologize I apologize to you. I said I'm sorry if I'm you know I'm sad just I just had enough When we when we were on the way back to the hotel room. Yeah, I'm trying to take a picture of a tornado I could be a world's funniest We're almost wild how are you and I'm sorry to anybody listening if this was all covered last week I do apologize, but like, were you,

was getting a celeb down there? Were people like, yeah, you guys had to be like, so well received, I mean. By, yeah, by the hands. Yeah, yeah, but. How many were there? There was, there was enough to make it, you know, feel like it, like, thank God they showed up

because otherwise, you know, the rest of the con, you know, it's like, you know, who are those homeless dudes? So did you get them? Did you get, how did you feel about it? Like you were, people had to be excited to see you. Even if no one was excited to see me, I had a blast the whole time. All the helicopters.

See, I didn't get to see any, I got to see him land at one point in the, sadly our building was on the opposite side of the complex So I didn't get to take and we had to all that rain and everything right but I was very excited to see the helicopters Wow, what were the helicopters for like tours? Yeah, tours 25 dollars per person they could take up four people. It's an air conditioned helicopter jet turbine Why don't you do it? It's taken because it was storming its well said no And they closed it

It closed at a certain time. I told him to go on a helicopter He called his father and his father told me didn't think it was a good idea and that really put the good Bosch on things I know This is not even bullshit. Don't even bullshit because you told me it came back to the room my judges. I can't go on I like to ruin my judges. I can't go on your own conscience. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

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it rained, it was bad weather for two solid days, so they weren't taking off. And then, you know, they stopped running at a certain time. I think you should listen to your dad more. I think you should call your dad for more advice. I try too. Yeah, Edgar would think that I suffered catastrophic brain damage.

If I were like daddy, can I go on the helicopter? We were a little bird follow. Well, he doesn't like fly. He's not a big flying person. Yeah. Like my other dad. Most of the other things, it's weird to go by yourself with another family. Like it's just like you're a single rider. You put your, you get your head twisted and not. So buy out the fucking helicopter. Get my hundred bucks for all the seats. I definitely know.

No. No. I don't have enough. We stayed two nights on the way up and on the way back at South of the border. Honeymoon's sweet. Wait, you stayed on the South of the border on the way back too? On the back too. You even though you knew it sucked? Yeah, because tell him why we had to stop at South of the border on the way back.

I see a heavy chapter. No, no, no, because you wanted a long-ade of pennies. Yeah, I wanted a long-ade of pennies, but you were like, we can't go through it for the right... I gotta go to sleep. Right, well, it just happened that it turned out it was at one o'clock in the morning, so it worked out. But yeah, we were stopping there anyway, though. Yeah, again, we were stopping there anyway. So it's not like I had to, it's not like I had to, we had to sleep there just to get these pennies.

It was one o'clock in the morning, I didn't care where we slept. Yeah, that's amazing that you're like, this place sucks, all right, let's go back. Would you have like one of those half moon doors, like the portal doors, or is this right, this is a weird door? There was multiple entrances, but it didn't look of those half moon doors like the portal doors or is this right? This is where door There was multiple entrances, but it didn't look like a half moon door. Oh, yeah, but It's it's an interesting place to stay. I mean like it's frozen in time swimming in the dome Okay, yeah, wait, so the honeymoon suite. How many beds did it have two two in a honeymoon suite? I was like

He's oh, I mean why would we pay for the honeymoon suite? But the girl that we got the same girl 40 dollars the same night clerk at the at the desk She remembered us. Hello guys. I remember you guys Wives her way again Honeymoon sweet Did you say that? Do you remember, Joe? Yes. The wives are away again, are they? Honey, won't sweet. I take him. I even remember I said to her, she goes, you guys, I remember you guys. I was like, yeah, we were hoping we

can get the same room again. If you know what I mean, I said, I started and I said that and she did not laugh. We ended up getting a worst room. We ended up getting a worst room because the Wi-Fi didn't work in the room. So I had to go sit out on the porch. Yeah. And it's about on the porch playing a video, uh, Pokemon or something. And this guy walks up in the room next to us. He walks into the room and then he comes back out.

He's like, yo, and I didn't know if he was talking to me or not, so I'm still playing. He's like, yo. And so I take him, I was like, hi, he goes, where'd you come from? And I'm like, the room right next door. Oh, okay, I didn't see it. Then he walks back into his room and I'm like, oh, this is... Oh, that's a crack head of fire, I don't know. I didn't see you. But, you know what? Like there wasn't many

no blow-ups other than a few times where he kind of like, you know, guy like I said, he got overstimulated and I had to, I have to take that in consideration. You know, he with his issues and everything I have to, I knew going in that, I didn't know he would get that quickly get overstimulated, but it's all day. It wasn't even out of airport pleasant. It was 9.30 at night.

We had gone through the whole entire con and everything. So I think I was properly, you know, had a lot of it on my in my head. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely a lot of my play. It was a beautiful brisket burger. You guys are close now. Yeah. Pro bar couldn't tear them apart. Yeah. I would say it was the last it was the last day that was like the most stressed, not stressed, but the most tension-filled. How so? Well, like, you know, I did get a little upset that you took an app when I was driving. Why would you be upset by that? Because he was snoring and it was starting to make me fall asleep. And we were going through Washington again, so it's like I was like trying to, I wanted

a navigator who could help me, you know, figure out the right codes. And I don't have Wi-Fi on my, I mean, I'm, I'm not going to be again, so it's like I was like trying to I wanted a navigator who could help me You know figure out the right codes, and I don't have Wi-Fi on my I mean of I don't have internet on my phones Yeah, so he's the one who has the internet and we're not supposed to we weren't really trusting the GPS and the Jeep Okay, it's the one that took us this Fugazi way. Yeah, like we were going through like suburban streets Mm-hmm again through like suburban streets. Again, I-95, that's all you need to know to get from Jersey to Florida. We're not seasoned fucking road warriors though, we rarely go anywhere.

We talk to all you do is drive places. Yeah, but not, I mean, four or five times of Florida in my life. Yeah, but I-95 is also two 90, it's part of it is two 95, three 95, six 95, especially down in Washington. So you gotta know where, unless you wanna drive through the middle of Washington

in the middle of the day, you kinda take one of the little 90s. You take the outer little 90s. A little 95s, yeah, that's what we were trying to do. But we weren't trusting the Jeep, and he, like I said, he was, and it was just, it was a little upsetting. Okay, so, cute now.

Let's say, let's say I invite you on a trip. Yeah. Your room is paid for. Oh, great. I pick up 90% of the meals. Nice. Don't even fucking go and even go. No, that's not true.

I would think that would be a bunch of uses, too. Yeah, I would. No, no. Well, I'll talk about the road. Not the room in Florida. Florida, that was paid by blue jokes, but the but the the rooms had south of border I picked them up and they didn't pick up the meals up blue juice now. Yeah, I didn't voice up no But like and then can you fucking give attitude if I if I happen to fall asleep for an hour And what time is it? I about two o'clock at the afternoon? Oh really?

Can you can you at all be give any kind of like to do it looking where he would be if not for you in life? I don't think he should ever be giving you any dude Still be shoveling more shit. Fuck it waving people to a parking lot Shit, fucking waving people to a parking lot. She'd be kissing your balls like the fucking vended seats. Fucking personally, vending it. Not complaining. Can you get a little sleepy for an hour? I've never been so offended so I saw Woody and Jesse. I can't forget him what in another world like you made a move on Woody and you

were fucking with her now. That could have been your woman. You went a lot of her. She's too showy for you. I did too much for you. Oh my God. I'm not the son of her boobs. It's only shit. Rather insane but get him. I think this is your girl. I don't think she's into. Slide into her DMs, isn't that what people say? Judging by some of the kissing photos, I don't think I'm her type.

Yeah. Oh, you think she, well, girls like the kiss girls and photos. Wow, get him. Wow. This is crazy. Oh, what that he was. I'm sorry. By the. No, just him. Wow. This is crazy. Oh, what that he was, I'm sorry, by the... No, just the whole trip. Like I... Like I said, I mean, other knows few instances, otherwise, you know, it was smooth sailing, you know, like it was the boat didn't rock.

What do you guys talk about when the boat's not rocking? Oh my God. The saddest tales ever. Oh yeah. I think he does it on purpose so that I don't blow up on him. He does stupid shit or no. And shit. Because then it makes me feel like a monster. If I'm like, you fucking idiot.

Because he just told me how, you know, these awful stories of driving up to surprise this girlfriend at college. And then walking up to this room where he could look inside the window and seeing her sitting on the bed with another man. And then he goes around the corner and calls her and says, Oh, I'm on my way there. And then he watches as the man runs out the back door. Like, that is so sad.

Like, this story took so long to tell. You know how he's long to tell. You know, he doesn't leave any detail out. I think it took place over two days. Like, it started getting told before we went to park at South of the border. And then so the next day we were stuck in this awful traffic trying to do anything to entertain ourselves. And he's like, so what about that story? Tell me that story again. I But yeah, I think there's that's a fucking 148

He's like he's laying that laying that foundation that like you know like you know I can't no matter what happens on this trip. I can't I can't avoid that on it because it's like horrible tales of like What was some of the other the romantic ones with the Some of the others ones of the one that with left with the blind man that was the same one oh you stayed with her for years after that oh i told you we tried to make up afterwards we went to a bed in breakfast in it like uh oh you called her out on it yeah years later no no uh it was yeah i called her out because i caught her cheating so when you looked in the window, what did you see?

She was just sitting on the bed with this other guy. His name was Tyler. Tyler. Tyler, Taylor, Tyler, Tyler. Tyler. So she's on the bed with Tyler in her room. Why are you peeking in her window? She had a first floor because he suspected.

Yeah, I was. I was. I knew you don't peek in a window unless you're like, I wonder. She was a she had a first four suite with three other girls because they were raising a seeing eye puppy. So I knew where her, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. These are the details you are talking about. Oh, I'm going to fucking fast and furious. Oh, I'm sorry. They make a 10-minute story, a two hour story.

A two-state story, but, uhhour story. A two-state story. But no, so I knew where her bed was and was right next to a window. So what I was going to do was I was going to go knock on her window. And when she went to look, I'd be like, hey, it's me. And so I looked at the window and I could see her on the bed with some job. Just chatting? Just chatting, yeah. No, not in the throws of passion or anything.

So I was like, okay, you know, I said, oh, so, no, not no throws a passion or anything. Yeah, so I was like okay, you know, I said oh, so that's why I move my car and then I call her up I was like hey, I'm on my way, you know, I'm gonna surprise you and I see the door open and you he ran out He's right by the door and been like ah, no, I didn't want to you know, I don't want to see like the jealous jerk of You know, it's okay that she has. She got got you caught her. She's allowed to have a, I don't know if he's, oh, is she sitting on a bed with some other guy? That's a, your girlfriend's allowed to have some other dude in her bedroom, sitting on her bed while you weighing around. Well, it's a sweet. So she was, she had a roommate in the room with her. So it was, you know, two roommates. It wasn't there. No, I don't know.

From a jet to a show, what would you do if you'd peaked in the window and a roommate was getting out of the shower or something? Well, the shot, no, it's like a... When they kids like that would've been great. We'd dress like one a year. All right, okay. But then, yeah, we eventually could front to her about it because... How many days later?

Oh, I don't remember that because... There's 971. I don't remember. I think it was when I found out she was called him and I found it on her phone. He went through her phone. Yeah, cuz I had a suspicion. I had a valid idea. Yeah, Columbo. He ain't. So one last thing. So one last thing. Yeah, yeah.

So man, one, one last thing. Tyler. That's a Taylor. What the fuck is he? It's got a lot. It's got a lollipop. Let's go Jack. But yeah, then, you know, she, you know, she's like, okay, you know, I confront her.

She's like, we need to take a break. So she said that. Yeah. She's like, we need to take a break up. You caught me cheating. We need to take a break. She's like, I want to think things through. And so what happened, you know, she's like, you know, in the intern months, I left her alone

and this guy didn't, he just kept pestering her. I'm a talent kept kept on past story. Yeah, so she came back. We went to Ithaca to a bed in breakfast, spent the whole nice romantic weekend and everything and then she cheated on me with the blind guy. And she is a psychologist. Would you want her being your psychologist though with the kind of history that she has with this kind of mental torture that she put her boyfriend through, it seems like she's not somebody I

would want anywhere, like diagnosing me. No. Fucking healed, I self, bitch. Yeah. Yeah. That's why I'm two these fucking these voodoo doctors and shit, man. You don't know who you're talking to. Right, look at the history of this fucking esteemed psychologist.

They must have. She's got all these accolades, all these fucking pieces of paper on a wall to tell her that she's fucking knows more than I do, and you combined. And she's just this broken ass bitch. Fucking steps out every time she got a chance. Not to do a tea doubt. Right. Fuck her. She's not gonna have to tea that. just as broken ass bitch. Fucking steps out every time she got a chance. Knocked you with teeth out. Right, fuck her. She's not gonna knock your teeth out.

How supportive was I in the car? I didn't laugh once. I didn't go into these crazy scenes. Because he was sleeping. That's what I was talking about. That's what I was talking about. That's what I was talking about. That's what I was talking about.

That's what I was talking about. That's what I was talking about. That's what I was talking about. That's what I was talking about. That's what I was talking about. That's what I was talking about. That's what I was talking about. That's what I was talking about. That's what I was talking about. That's what I was talking about. I said, what's still to her refrigerator's running?

And that's what I tell her phone number, because for some reason I still remember it. Oh my god, do you look her up online? Is she on Instagram? Can we see her? I'd say every six months or so. Let me see. Oh, this is fucking huge. I gotta bust out the glasses.

Because this is the girl that fucking knocked out his teeth This is the girl that that she don't know this is crazy. This is made a total asshole Clown my boy So I want to see what she looks like What is she what is she was my therapist what if I look at it? I'm like Let's say that happened what what would that totally just make you go never go back No, I would I would still feel so satisfied with the product that I would be okay. She's done that good a job Yeah, I would be like well, she's she's oh she's cute get him. Oh

Yeah, who's that fucking? Yeah, is that Tyler? That's the, she's not married. No, she's not with the blind guy anymore either She's got a lot of fucking regret Been with you. She hasn't been happy. No, she has not found happiness, but yeah She's gonna tell other people how they can find happiness. I got to figure it out for you. Yeah, yeah Other people how they can find happiness. I got to figure it out for you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Now look at his face Yeah, come on buddy. Why don't look off your face? We're fucking slut

Got a wistful dreamy look on your face. I we had we had great times together Tell them Steve other. I'm lost on the trip or you may be wrong. Challenge Steve Dave.