Tell Em Steve-Dave - #520: Chuck Roast

Episode Date: June 13, 2022

Bry and Q don’t get the true love they feel they deserve, Walt’s 28th anniversary, Bry nearly attends a sweet 16.

I am losed to like him. We're keeping it real. I'd leave that one holster. You guys just have a weird way about going about things. Tell them Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's Tell them Steve Dave. I'm here with Walt. Hello and via Zoom, a BQ. Hello, sorry I can't be there this week, boys. I miss you. Do you hear me? Yeah. Oh, I thought you said this is and then you stopped. Oh, I said I miss you and then you guys didn't respond with anything sweet back to me.

We're pissed at you. Yeah. Now the mood is good here. The mood is inclusive. I'm looking at Walt Shirt and you wouldn't believe it, you wouldn't believe it. What's it say? He's not on camera.

It's just why he doesn't want to be on camera, so I can't see him. No, not at all. It was just the way he laid out the laptop. Yeah, it's just where we're not far enough away I don't think well, what's the shirt, but anyway the shirt is Devils with the rainbow logo. Oh the pride logo. It's the month, right? Isn't yeah I don't know I don't know. I don't know. I've been a very proud of you, Walt.

That's very nice. I'm surprised. I didn't think that it would, I thought in this day and age, it's like it wouldn't even get noticed anymore. That's how far I thought we've come. Well, on an old man, I noticed. On a young kid, I don't notice. Yeah, it doesn't get any. I know this. I'm a young kid, I don't know this. Yeah, it doesn't get any. What about your kids? They're not like, right, dad, way to go. Um.

You're gay. No. No. I mean, like I said, I just think that it's, yeah, it's not even worthy of a mention. That's how, like, great. Well, then why wear the shirt if it's not worthy of a mention? I like the way the shirt looked. That's why I liked it.

When I saw it, I was like, oh, I like the way that it just the, instead of the normal red logo of the NJ, it blended into whole bunch of colors, and I really dug it. And plus I dug the movement. Who? Who? Who? What movement?

Yeah, I was like, what's it called? Inclusivity? Inclusivity, yeah. Yeah. I mean, I mean, I'll wear a pride theme thing next episode. I don't know how do I like any teams. I want to join in, but I can't. Well, you could just, I mean, anything from target

has a whole bunch of stuff to do. Well, you can't get away from it at target, has a whole bunch of stuff to get away from it. Target, that's for sure. All right. So next week's our Pride episode, I guess. Well, this week's Walt's, I guess. Yeah, I think so. This is all about pride this episode.

Everything that people can be. I'm dragon. I'm so tired. This is too early to record TSD. Yeah, it's 11.30 on the Sunday. I have, I just rolled out of bed and get any kind of like fuel in me. Yeah, so like if I sound sluggish, it's because I am. He's tired from being so prideful over the last couple days.

It takes a lot of weight in the flag. Driving around with this car with a giant rainbow flag. Oh, I don't even think it was worth mentioning. It just happened to get this flag that you'd find at a car dealers like that, that's good. That is a hateful homophone. Yeah, I know that was going around. What was it, 28 years yesterday? Yeah, 28 years. 28 years, Walt's been married, yesterday was his, wow.

His anniversary. 94. Wow, any advice for any newlyweds out there, there Waltz anything you want to talk about marriage a little bit Um, I I am low to Help people But I'm low to to like lay down like this is what you should do or like is everybody so different, you know, it doesn't Just like my shirt, you know, everybody's so different, everything like you just got to like let it be, let people be, let them do what they want to do as long as, you know, you know, you got to have love in your heart.

He is tired. He's not going to get any sense over there. He just got get a love. I don't know anything to be back on. See people. I'm very sure to ask to record at 11.30. Yeah, what's with you in the early morning hours? Back to work, man.

So it's like every fucking day is just stacked with work. So I got a long day after this. So all you got work to do after today, after on Sunday. Yeah. There's no rest brother. We had my rest. It was called the pandemic. We're back. And we're down in it. We're down in a practical joker so that work gets spread out, you know what I mean? All right. Yeah. We, uh, we took some hits last week, uh, you and I, Q, you and me. Yeah.

Because, uh, Walt, your story about superfestation. Yeah. I guess you read the word incorrectly. It's not called superfestation. No, it's not. How's it pronounced? It's, I guess it's superfetation. Oh, I thought on the way home, I was like, it's not how's it pronounced. It's I guess it's superfotation I'm the way home. I was like that's such a weird word I was like I wonder if he meant super justation

Which would make way more sense of gonna But then they start talking about how me and you are stupid for not corrected. I'm like a man a man Red a word from his phone and I trusted that man A man, a man read a word from his phone and I trusted that man. Yeah, what am I supposed to do if I get research every time I hear a new word? And it also sounds like it could be a word. Yeah, I thought it was like, it sounded like infestation to me. So you were infested with children. Yeah, and that's the way you would look at it, right?

I guess that's not real. Not really. I would look at it for sure. I love to live in a world where I say it wrong. you would look at it, right? I guess that's not real. Not really. I would look at it for sure. I love to live in a world where I say it wrong. And nobody fucking like comes after me to come after you's to where the dummies. It's awesome. Oh, man, I got to start wearing pride stuff. impried stuff. We uh, I went to see Top Gun and Jurassic Park. Oh, tell me, how are they?

Top Gun is exactly what you think it would be. However, we have a caravan, you know, Rupert, of course, Brian Rupert. Of course. I think that we may be able to like government tax credits because he's he's softened ahead. And they'll reimburse us for some of what we pay him to work the cameras. He's like me work car. I couldn't because he went on and on. Did he not well? He said he's a top gun.

Top gun. Yeah, he came into the store when it was just me and him and he was like just couldn't stop talking about how great Top Gun or Maverick was called. Right. What it's called. Now he could not stop raving about. He said it was a throwback to, you know, when movies were great. Which I agree that they it was like a little bit not a lot, but a little bit like Cobra Kai where they sort of had like inject that flavor of the 80s that you don't really see anymore because of uh uh uh I think we just hung up on cue.

I actually want one, two, one, two, can you hear me still cue? I hear it. I hear you can still hear us. We just can hear him. Uh oh. Yeah, let me just. Good. And for everybody, uh, I apologize apologize but since we're doing this so

late in the day and this has to get out by Sunday night all this shit staying in. So late in the day it's like fucking the crack of dawn. We're talking about it. Not for me for me I'm fine but if I send this on a Sunday I hear some shit on the other end of the on the other side of the world. Oh, you're killing me. I've got to denose it. You're going to understand. That is my bad. I had a very small window this week, so I'm sorry everybody had to sit through that. You better just shut his Irish trap and do what he's supposed to do.

That's what I say. Fair enough. Fair enough. But yeah, it injected the flavor of the 80s, but like not as much as Cobra Kai, Cobra Kai was almost like a real like real fan service to those days movies where this wasn't. I'm just like, it's a same fucking story. Goose's fucking kid is mad at Tom Cruise because you know he got Goose killed or whatever Yeah and Top Gun so just leave it to your imagination what happens with the relationship by the end of the fucking movie

Oh, I'm sure there's lots of healing There's some healing going on Yeah, I'm good man, healing's good Yeah, but I was um... I was completely shocked that Rupert loved it so much. But he's eager about everything, isn't he though? No, not at all. He comes down on a whole bunch of shit.

Does he? Yeah. Oh, I hear he's like, you know, he loves James Bond and he loves the Devils and he loves Top Gun. And you saw Jurassic Park or Jurassic, which is what Jurassic World something or other I can't remember what it was. That just came out too, so you must have seen it with a packed audience.

You would think so, but I instead because I'm like, I hate going to nighttime shows. I just, I don't want to do without many people. I pulled sage out of school. So come on, we're gonna go see Jurassic Park. So we went and saw, and it was, I would say there were in that big theater, the, you know, it has lit the one to the far left, the real big one, easily, I don't know, 300 seats.

I would say, 25, 25, but it's also playing, like, fucking seven different theaters and a 12 theater multiplex. So they really sort of spread out the the ability to go and see it. I don't know why they haven't had so many, but it's a fucking giant moving man. Yeah, I mean, be that many though, you think. I mean, I guess if there are other movies that they can make as much, they're like, yeah, fuck it. let's just put them in all of them yeah you're right but it was enjoyable I mean I like the dinosaurs yeah I like that it was it was a fun enough movie to go say it was way more fun than top gun oh wow there's a lot I've noticed I guess I haven't seen

every Jurassic Park but evidently if you see a dinosaur, if you just put your hand up like this, they will stay away from you. If you just really kind of raise your arm to them, they'll stay away from you regardless. You know, there's... Well, I mean, they stack the cast with characters that they can't kill any of them.

No. Right? So the day, that's the way I'm looking at it. So the danger's gotta be non-existent, right? They're not gonna kill fucking Dr. E. Right. So, so the day that's the way I'm looking at it. So the danger's got to be non-existent, right? They're not going to kill fucking Dr. E. M. Malcolm or whatever his name is. It's just not doing right? Yeah, it's like. And it's like story is and it's to make sure you're sitting down for this evil white capitalist. Try Fector. He's trying to ruin the world's grain supply so that he can step in with his genetically modified grain and feed the world. Like, if he ruins regular grain with this plague of super like prehistoric locusts, then he'll be able to take over the world's grain supply.

Plucked from today's headlines. Yeah. We got no green. I'm just talking about evil, evil corporations and evil people doing evil shit. I can't believe there's anything new they can do at Jurassic Park. What new spin can they possibly offer this many can they possibly offer this many chapters into this fucking saga? Only new dinosaurs. I mean, how about a human dinosaur hybrid? What did he say? Like a wise cracking. Velocity human.

Like a wise cracking, Velocity human. You wouldn't watch that? I would have to see it here,'re right. Half man, half dinosaur. Yeah. Well, like Ian Malcolm, fuck say a velociraptor and now comes like a half like what's the act his name? Uh, Jeff's old bloom. I can't remember. So early. Jeff. And the velocir like a what like and then they get Jeff Goldblum in the makeup with the snout. You know what I mean?

Oh, to go to the fly. Yeah, there you go. Like they do it. They do that. They do like kind of like a fly. Did they do that? But they unfortunately know. So that's my idea.

The idea is still green. That's my pitch for the next Jurassic Park, a wise cracking Velocity Human. If they had, if they had done that, I would have stayed for the next showing as well. I would have been like, I can't believe what I just saw. I was going to hat to the side. He's got like a pride hat to the side. Skateboards.

But yeah, my feeling was, they there just can't be anything new. Worth sitting in another Jurassic Park movie. What more can they do at this point that I haven't seen? Not much judging from. Not just what. But it was enjoyable enough. It's like I went in knowing exactly what it was going to be. And even with Rupert's, uh,

blathering on, I didn't have high expectations for top gun. I didn't think like, oh my god, I'm going to love it as much as he does. Oh, uh, what is he? I'm curious. What's he? What? What is he shit on? I'm curious. Oh, um, he shits on a lot of things like let's not be let's not be like Rupert though. Let's be let's let's be positive

That's right. It's it's it's in the term of pride. My fear right. Don't be like We're gonna have shirts for sale soon I think Brian that we need to have a talk but this brings up this route because you know Rupert. I think, Brian, that we need to have a talk. But this brings up this Rupert, because you know, Rupert, technically, he's an employee, right? True. And I'm seeing that we have employee issues. Me and you, Brian. Oh, yeah?

Yeah, I was on Chuck's Instagram I was on Chuck Chuck's Instagram. Mm-hmm. Did you catch this? I could not. He's on Instagram and he's talking about how Kevin wanted him to come and shoot something Sunday, so he shot something. He shot Sunday drive two then went to Kevin and then it comes down to this. But I don't know how we feel about this. I thought maybe we should talk to Chuck and see if there's an issue because he says, if you come into the world that you love

that's been pre-established years before you were there, this is on Chuck's Instagram. And I'm not, I'm not, I'm not ripping on Chuck. This is on me and you, but I, like, I don't want to hear anybody going to have to chuck this is on you and me. If you come into the world that you love, like, Talon Steve Dave, the, the Ascuniverse, blah, blah, blah, it's easy to feel left out, not wanted, and like Ascuniverse, blah blah blah. It's easy to feel left out, not wanted, and like you're not really a part of it. It's something no one really talks about, but in the world, the creative work, I think this is feelings extremely common. It's not cool to

admit this, but I suffer from insecurity. Walt with Tellum Steve Dave and Kevin have gone out of their way to make me feel well, over the years, Kevin's really made me feel like part of the team, like he likes me and like he thinks I should be there. Walt and Kevin have both gone out of their way to make me feel this way. And it's hard for me to express how much that means to me.

So the only thing that I can get from that Brian is that you and I have not gone out of our way to make Chuck feel welcome. In fact, it seems like you and I are just reinforcing some sort of insecurity issue with Chuck. Or, or we could look at it this way. Kevin's a professional actor. Walt's good enough to be a professional actor

as we saw on comic book, man. They're just pretending to like him. We're keeping it real. No, wait, that's my problem. I know I don't have a problem with Chuck at all. I like Chuck. No, me neither. Yeah, so, so it felt not that I, and this is I'm saying, not that I've done anything with Chuck to deserve being listed up here with

Walton Kevin. I haven't. You didn't feel slighted? No. In fact, I felt he put a spotlight on maybe the way that I've treated Chuck. Like he called you out. Well, he did by not calling me out in a way. Well, I know where you're feeling. And I think that the reason he singles me out

is because, you know, when he was ill and when he was having some back issues, I loaded up my car to a clock in the morning and I was like, I'm coming down here. I'm gonna get, I'm gonna grab you and we're gonna go to whatever the doctor that's seven hours away and I'm gonna down here. I'm gonna get, I'm gonna grab you and we're gonna go to whatever the doctor that's seven hours away and I'm gonna drive you there. Even, and I, come on, I'm used to.

You ain't doing that, come on. Wait a second. You ain't doing that. Did you do it? No, he just said he was gonna do it. I had my shit packed. I was like, I'll stay with you in the room. I'll beat air 24-7, and I'll stay

and I'll bring you to the hospital. Let's go. I'm gonna come get you right now. And he had to call me, be like, no, no, no, I appreciate it. But like, he had to- He's this. Yeah. I was ready, man.

I had jumped out of bed, my wife was like where you going? I was like Chuck needs needs me to drive him to Rhode Island. I was gonna go to Staten Island first and then drive to Rhode Island and back in my car. I think it's Long Island not Rhode Island. No no he backed to Rhode Island. He's Rhode Island that's where he got his I was hoping I caught Walton something. This is another example of why That this is why you're not getting called that you're trying to poke holes and are unbelievably Fucking amazing story of humanity. You're trying to find some reason to be like a capy true But guess what it's fucking all true And that's why I get these shout outs. I don't like it called out like this on Instagram

Not to mention Kevin to give him a ride all the way to the island. Yeah, come on. He would either. So Kevin made a fucking black and white movie 50 years ago and Chuck's gonna fucking blow him to this day. How's that right? How are we even supposed to know he needs to go to the hospital? Because you know, he called me. Yeah, he called me.

He called me. He called me. He called me. He called? Because you're not... Fuckin' Cavity! Fuckin' contact with the guy. You're not, you don't know the real man. You don't know what he's just saying. When he moved to St. Island, he moved to my neighborhood. He didn't come by with a pie to introduce himself. You can't do anything like that. You've nothing like that. I've been waiting for Chuck to reach out to me.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. You should fire off a fucking hangry Instagram, Bulls. Yeah. No, but joking aside, it legitimately made me feel like I haven't done enough for Chuck. It did. It made me feel that way. And I thought I'd done a lot because I had followed him on Instagram and I gave him a pizzeria suggestion on snap out of him.

I thought that I had that like for me that I was really putting myself out there with him but it feels like I guess not. I talk to Chuck every day. Every day. I know I know he, I know when something's bothering him. I know when he's feeling good. So Chuck has your phone number.

Yeah. Can we talk for hours? That's a stark cue. That's how you could start contacting him. Wow. I mean, I, like, I, I really felt like one Walt does deserve it. I'm not saying Chuck did nothing. He did nothing wrong. Walt deserves that public praise, but it made me feel a little bad that I hadn't done enough to make Chuck feel welcome. Oh, I mean, I don't know why.

Yeah, well, your year's too late, man. Yeah, but I know why you automatically go to that mindset. Oh. Because you're not, you're a busy man. You got your, your IJ career takes up so much of your time. It's It's only natural that you know, you wouldn't have as much time to to Develop a relationship like me and Chuck. Yeah, there are there are times. I don't hear from this guy for like over a week I don't want to hear about Chuck

You make me feel wanted first. You have a Kevin's busier than I am. Kevin's definitely better than I am and he makes the time to get to know me. I would not say that like you are fucking busy. You're fucking swimming with sharks. You're jet setting. You're here. You're there.

You're everywhere. You're getting you. You're here. You're there. You're everywhere. You're getting, you're at the ring side at wrestling events, not just matches, events. But Kevin does all that. I think he's just such a pro at it that he makes it look easy. Oh, definitely. That's what I'm saying. So I think that, yeah, I think that I'm just, I just haven't been as warm to Chuck as I could have been as should have been and I tend to correct that

Again, no how often do you come into contact with them now? He buys him a car I don't know what else to do here. You go I don't know you know, I'll figure I'm gonna figure it out Walt I'm on a mission now All right, yeah, and you know and if anybody wants to read this, you could follow just to give Chuck social media, right? Like I'm gonna give him a little bump right now. Is that something that people want though? Is that, I'm so like not a social media guy.

So people want more followers, that's a good thing. I think so. Okay. Do you know that Chuck has a podcast called the Chuck and Brad podcast? Of course. And they're on episode 573. Yeah, that's there more episodes in than we are. They do live episodes and everything too. There you go. I think if you go to www.chuckandbradpodcast.com, you're going to see you're going to get a lot of entertainment from Chuck over there. How would you know? Because I've listened to 30 episodes since yesterday.

I've taken up for this. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe Chuck's taken though now. Like he's taken by Kerv and by Walt. Maybe the shum, somebody else we haven't been paying attention to.

Well, just don't lose that train of thought though But think about why again Instead of like getting hurt and fucking ass or Just think back 10 minutes prior to you even mentioning this as Brian mentions Rup one of our other fine cameraman. It's in a way that is totally fucking insulting fine cameraman in a way that is totally fucking insulting. And you're like, why did I get some fucking love online? You just said he was like that he was that we would get traveling on special, um, special tax credits.

We got it. Yeah, soft in the head. Soft in the head was what he said. Yeah, and Ken, Q. Soft in the head was what he said. Yeah, and Ken Cudin, a protest. Oh, thanks. Those may be the reasons why you're not getting the affection and the positive feedback from the guys who work under you.

You're right. I don't disagree. Well, that's I know we're wrapping this up as a joke, but I'm telling you, I agree with what you're saying. I agree with what you're right. I don't disagree. Well, that's that that's I know we're wrapping this up as a joke wall, but I'm telling you I agree with what you're saying. I do. I agree with what you're saying. I think we have a great team. Oh my God. For us who deliver for us. And I haven't done enough to show that sort of appreciation. Yeah, yeah, I wish you wouldn't. Yeah, I think it's honorable. And I think it's it's the kind of man that you are that your character that you feel that way. But it's also unfair for everyone to think though that you can be in on all the projects that go on and like and you would be and you would be have your finger on the pulse of everything.

We realize how busy you are and we don't expect that level of like like I appreciate that that kind of like where you're overseeing all this shit like Chuck set me a new The first cut of a new project that's coming out and with that cut was a fucking massive amount of like notes and Thoughts and ideas and why he did the things he does. He treats it with such professionalism, like little shenanigans, that it blows my mind. It blows my mind and that's why I'm fucking chuck. I'm getting in the car. I'm taking you to Rhode Island. I'm gonna sit with you while you get your epidural.

I'm gonna fucking hold your hand and whip my shirt on. What my devil's shirt on, proud, and I'm gonna be there for you. And, you know, and I'm not gonna let anybody in the room the bug you, like even his, nobody. Not even the doctor. I'm the fuck out of here, Trump doesn't feel well. But those are, you know, like that appreciation

and that level of like, wow, I mean, if he can do that for us, at least I can do, is like, you know what, I'm coming up there, and we're gonna go now, but you know, he waved me off though, but I was willing to do it, I was ready to do it. How did he wave you off? Was he like, ah, that's okay. I was like, was he weird?

I got a little weird out, it's like, it's two o'clock in the morning, I'm like, all right, I'm on my way, I just wrote, I'm like, was he weird? I got a little weird out. It's like, it's two o'clock in the morning. I'm like, all right, I'm on my way. I just wrote, I'm on my way. What? What? What? What?

What? Well, you know, we used to have, like, in the, you know, back in the firehouse, we used to have, like, kind of like, boys' nights out. We would all, like, go to a bar. We'd put money on the bar. We drink. It's like, when the new guys came, it would be like a bonding thing, right? Right. Right. We put money on the bar. We drink it's like when the new guys came in it would be like a bonding thing, right? Right, so I'm gonna suggest like a TSD

Like staff night out. Oh Nice night out. Does it have to all crazy? It doesn't have to we look what we can do the bowling alley and airport Yeah, like we don't have to go crazy, but Last time we went crazy but I think you know what this is all the less time we went both yeah no no no but we tried to film it last time I'm talking about give the boys the day off okay and just hang and talk to them get to know them the hopes their dreams you know what I mean with their looking for like maybe get their name straight like details like that and that was a joke and then yeah but we've

mentioned also want to mention Victor of course and we have a mention the other member of our media team is that what is that what it's called media team or our team of who help create the content. Our team of cameramen and we mentioned Rob and Chuck and of course there's a guy I don't want to leave Victor out. Can't leave Alex out Alex is here to look. Yeah, you're going to're gonna leave Alex out there. I don't know. I don't know what Alex does other than just sit in my lap Fine, you know, he's the Lord of welcome the cup

I'm not I mean, I don't know what what Victor has Alex doing Yeah, that's true I don't want to I don't but if he is doing something, you know what he's doing it well. You can go bowling It sounds to me, Brian. It sounds to me like you and I got Victor. Like we can work on him, make him ask. Well, it doesn't even know what he's up to. We just got to figure out what he's up to as well and then celebrate it.

Yeah, and he's also dismissing his brother so we can use that again. Oh, that's perfect. Yeah. You guys have to go about this. Every way you think you think you should go about this, do it the exact opposite. Come on, Victor, I'm going to Rhode Island. So you don't like that idea of a social night out for the football.

No, no, I think that's a good idea. I meant, the way you're going to ingrace yourself to Victor was like try to turn him against me. I would leave that one holstered. You guys just have a weird way about going about this. A real lack of humanity that... I'm not sure if you know what Walt said about your victory. You know, Victor, Walt said he was wearing that pricert

for you. I don't know what that meant. He's making all kinds of cracks. So, yeah, I don't know. So Walt, did you see that post from him or is it? I did not see it. I mean, like I said, I just rolled out of bed, dude. You fucking got me up at 11 o'clock.

I didn't have time to check my phone. Let a little, you know, let alone eat lunch before I got here. Like, said, I'm dragon. Well, what did you do? What would you end up doing for your anniversary? One of the years went to the big city, which I hate. Which I hate the big city. I hate the big city. I was up there recently too. I can't stand it. I'm like, oh my God. Where'd you go in the beat? What's the big city? Do you guys?

I mean, hadn't. Oh, okay. Where'd you go? I went to see Beetlejuice on Broadway. Can't, how much fun was that? It was amazing. It was a 10 plus. It was a 10 baller. It was every accolade I could throw out of it.

It was so, so good. I agree. I agree. It's a really fun show. It's they kind of nailed it. You saw it as well. I'm assuming. Then right? Yeah, I saw it. I saw it. The dude who was in, it was Beetlejuice. Do you know him? Because in his credits, he says he was on IJ. Yeah, Alec. Yeah. He's, uh, he's, um, he's been on our show. I've hung out with a few times. I, uh, we, I like him. Tax with them. Everyone's in a while a little bit more than I've given Chuck for sure

He was amazing. He's amazing. Yeah, right man. He's the he's the best. What did he what did he do on iJ? He there was a punishment where well he's been on twice so far I think but the the main one was there's a punishment where they did a musical about my life and all the guys from the firehouse were in the audience. Oh, okay. He was the one that was on stage like narrating the story about my life and stuff like that, but he's just a great guy. He's such a great, he's a really funny dude.

But yeah, he's so good in that role as Beatle juice. They spared no expense either, man. You could tell they put a lot into that production and it shows and it was standing ovation for five minutes. Yeah, I believe it. It's legit great. And then, and I like how they kept it mean and nasty and dark.

They didn't, they didn't sand off the edges at all. No, there's a lot of jokes that are like, you know, you would not expect to hear in, you know, in today's atmosphere, like of like where jokes can really go south on you if you're not careful. And they had a few. Some say they had some of those pedophile jokes and stuff. It's hard to make a good joke, a pedophile joke and make people laugh. But they're a fair game. You can take any shot at a pedophile one.

Yes, right. But they, but it's like, and you're one of the groups that aren't protected. But when you're making jokes about, you know, the children, you know, being molested, it's, it's, you gotta be really good at your craft. Yeah. And it's not like that, it's off screen. Isn't it that little girl walks up to the front door

and it's not like, it's not like they make a joke about it. They play it out. And that's interesting that you called her a little girl because it's a woman playing the role of a little girl, but she did it so well. You thought of her as a little girl. Yeah. Yeah. Great, great, great, great production.

And like I said, I gave it, everybody else gave a five minute standing ovation. I sat there for at least eight while everybody was walking out, I still was clapping. Yeah, so you never stood up, you just, No, I stood up, yeah, but I didn't, Are you giving it an extra three? I gave it an extra three minutes while everybody else was like, oh, I gotta go to the fucking train. Wow, I gotta go to the fucking train.

Hey, Brian, what do you think? If you're interested, buddy, maybe I can get three tickets for me and Chuck, maybe we can go. Go to see some Beetlejuice. Yeah, I would check it out. All right, I'll get on it. I'll see when Chuck's available. Does anybody have his number or an email?

Oh, you guys don't want me there. I'll shower Chuck with attention. You guys don't want me there. It sounds like. You already saw it. You already saw it. I... I...

You already saw it. I think it's funny, you guys have a thought of Chuck. And fucking months and all of a sudden he writes something and now it's all you can think about. Because he had the fucking goal to not include your names. No, I'm telling you, the problem is us, not him. I mean that. Yeah, I'm desperate you, the problem is us, not him. I mean that. Yeah, I'm desperate to fix this. But he really kind of put us on blast.

Yeah, it was shaming by omission for sure. And that's a thing. He knows I follow him on Instagram. He knows what a big deal he's on. I'm gonna see it. Yeah, in my face. But I deserve it, but I but I fucking deserve it. I do I Just didn't know there was that level of an animosity simmering beneath the surface like that. Yeah, for so long too

Yeah, yeah, who knows I'm gonna get a shirt with his face on it We're not IJ put a rainbow shirt with his face on it. Where'd I die, Jay? Put a rainbow filter over it and wear it on IJ. Guys, again, this is veering off. If you're in office, you really wanna fix this? Yeah. You really wanna make it better? You're right.

You're right, you're right. You're too alone. Lefty your own devices. This is why you don't get the love. Because you just see, you guys get together in a room. And it just becomes you guys doing what you guys do as you always have. He's right, he's more right than he knows. Right, I'm seeing the shirt, I'm seeing you wearing it. I'm seeing the word said under the hood.

I can't breathe. You have to take a break. I'm crying. I'm crying. We're the fucking problem. We've always been the problem. Wait, were the asshole? This log to realize where the asshole took a post by Chuck figure out decades. Oh god, I'm crying I thought we were the judges, but we're not we're just the asshole. Yeah, everybody's looking at it's totally different. Oh

My god, that's so funny. So you saw people just did you eat up there? I did, I did. Wow. Eat at a wonderful place. I just, I immediately googled it to see if it was any chance on the planet there was one in Jersey there isn't, but it was called Junior's Bake Bakery and Cheesecake Place. Junior's Cheesecake, yeah. Had a very retro style feel to it, like a 50s.

I think we're right. Yeah, it's right. There's one right in time square, right? No, you don't have me. This is all gonna be in there just so you guys know. Yeah, me. Yep, we got you back. Okay. Have you fucking it up? Q, have you ever tried juniors? Yeah, well the original juniors is in Brooklyn. It's like it was like a family-owned place. And they've sort of expanded. I've been to the one in Times Square,

but yeah, juniors is pretty famous, man. That's good food. I couldn't believe it when they brought out plain steak fries. Because usually in New York, it's like, oh, we got a fucking value with all these fucking garnishes and seasons and nothing is fucking plain. But you know what, juniors was fucking. Juniors.

Heavenly plain. Yeah, it was a really good, it was a good day. Yeah, man, congratulations. Happy anniversary. Yeah, good, I'm 30 years coming up. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going on a cruise, so I don't know if I want, I won't probably won't be around next weekend.

Well, I definitely won't be around. I don't know if I can Skype in from the, uh, my feet, less, uh, reliable, uh, feed than Q from Staten Island today. We might have to do a space monkey's cue to try to figure out all this fucking hate Torchless. I think we just let Chuck send in for the episode. Yeah. Chuck gets to the bottom of this. I'll give you his number so you guys can contact him in

I give it to Brian give it to Brian. Okay I forgot I'm texting him. We're gonna I'm gonna fucking we're gonna do it. It's gonna be great. Can't wait so next week TSE well space monkeys with special guest special guest Chuck. This is gonna. Yeah, this Yeah Space monkeys with special guest special guest Chuck. This is gonna be yeah. This is yeah We owe it to he's such an important part at least you can do for old Chuck We didn't bring him to we're gonna bring him the Rhode Island We didn't what did you end up doing instead of gonna bring him to Rhode Island. Did you visit him? do you ever go visit him? I Seriously, I know you'll say like oh like I'm lying, but I seriously was going to just show up and visit them

But I saw that just like a clown Hey, Chaka here you down These patches patch atoms But I really was Not sure that he was going to be in the hospital break. No, he's gonna be in the hospital for as long as he was so when he was In there longer than two days I was like well he can't possibly be in there another day by a time I get up there He may have be already dismissed already back in still well, he's already out at least out of the hospital though.

Right. You know, and I didn't know if that would be too strange for me just to show up. You know, he's not in feeling great. He's in a terrible amount of pain. And then he's got to like, you know, deal with me just walking in like out of the blue. You think it was hallucinating from pain killers? To a wall? You think it was hallucinating from painkillers? You're like a wall. I'm demanding to see his charts and stuff like that.

No, no, no, no. This dosage is much too high. Yeah, but I'm going on to cruise at Frank V, next week. Q. Whoa, where you going? Where you cruising to? You don't want to say? Oh, no, absolutely. I'll say Bah going? What are you cruising to? You don't wanna say? Oh no, absolutely, I'll say, Bahamas.

Bermuda. Bermuda, I don't know. One of the bees. Did you quiz, but you know what it is? Yeah, well I looked it up, yeah. Yeah, we asked Brian to go, he couldn't go, but it was Bermuda. Damn it, I've been telling everybody Bahamas.

Bermuda's great, you're gonna love it, bud. I've actually been there one other time about 10 years ago. So yeah, I look forward to going. I'm just gonna get out on that deck. That Lilo, is that what they call it? The Lilo deck? I think so, right? Yeah. I believe you're right. On the love boat. They got a God forbid that you're wrong and I'm gonna take the heat for it. Here another stupid thing, Johnson tin. for it. You hear another stupid thing Johnson 10. Yeah, but I am going to relax and I am not going to do much of anything. I'm going to turn this brain off and I'm just going to like, vegetate for five straight days. That's the way to do it.

It's going to be moss on my brain when I want to get back. It's good to hear. Yeah. Sage Sage ruined my chances of going because she's graduating from middle school during the time that while like by the during the time of the cruises to this place. You would have gone had not that be the case. We would have gone. Oh, man. We would have been hanging on the Lilo deck with Moss on my brain. Just like I do that. You do that with your volcano every night. Do you really do that on the boat too? Very Beth and we get Mossy brained. Oh, you know what we should talk about Raycon just for a moment. Just for a minute here. You know what we should talk about Raycon just for a moment just for a minute here

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Be cute get him back Keep losing him today Hello You there? Yeah, you got me. Okay. Hello. You there? Yeah, you got me. Okay, yep, we got you. All right. Did you guys see what's up?

That should be the end of the problem, so I apologize. I figured out what was going on. Okay. Yeah. Did you see the Monsters trailer? I did. Or teaser or whatever, what do you think? Does it give you high hopes?

Or does it give you low hopes? Like I said, I'm gonna go with high hopes. I always go in, yeah, that's the new way I think we should address everything in this world with high hopes. And if you're disappointed, or I'm not saying you have to try to dilute yourself if everything is awesome awesome if it's not But at least give it a shot before saying like right, you know for poo poo in it

I put it a little bit. Did you why because I can't stand Sherry Moon zombie I don't I don't think she's a good actress and to put her in a role like that She's playing Lily playing Lily. Yeah, now's still it, maybe she'll pull it off. Maybe. Okay, I do like, I do like Deonio Robuck. So, him is grandpa, monster, I like him a lot. Who is, who is? Daniel Robuck.

He's, he's been, he was in, he was in like one of those CSI shows or in CIS, but he was, I know what you're talking about. He's grandpa. Rivers edge, yeah, he's going to be grandpa. Big shoes to fill. Grandpa monster was the guy. He was the best man.

Oh, Lewis, man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I have a monster's pinball machine. Well, you should come play it. I would love to come up and play it. How many pinball machines you got now?

Now everything be Chuck. Chuck. How many pinball machines you got now? Now everything includes Chuck. I have seven pinball machines. That's? It's a downright, that's an arcade. That's an arcade, that's an or a pinball museum. Yeah, well one of them, to be fair, one of them is my friends that he doesn't have room for. So I'm sitting on it.

So I have six, but there's seven here for you to play Walt. All right I would love to come up and play just play some pinball. Let's do it. I love this. This is great. This is fucking team building. I love this.

Everybody's gonna be a minute a Q's house. It's been here. Well we were up there. We filmed not filmed but we did some stuff in his library. Remember we recorded some stuff in his library. Remember we recorded some stuff in his library? Yeah, years ago. It's like that years ago. It was a pre-pandemic.

Oh, that's a pre-pandemic. Yeah, I'm with Walt, man. Like I have, I'm trying to approach everything with positivity, so maybe to be good. Who knows? Two thirds of telephs, Dave, approaching things of positivity. Now negativity has worked out so well for me

that I'm loath to try to change up my way of thinking. How do you do it though? How do you start thinking that positively? I don't like, I know I'm not the guy, like look, Chuck, I like you, you know that if you're listening. But it would never occur to me to be like, oh, your back's hurt, I'm gonna drive you seven hours after. Like, there's just no fucking way.

Like, not that I'm like, fuck him, I wouldn't do it. It's just like, it would just never occur to me. I'd be like, I'll bring it down to mom with medical. If, you know, like. Well, his doctor was in Rhode Island and he was mentioning, you know, that it was hard to drive with a back problem. You feel like you would be better to take that, take that trip on your back.

So you can't drive yourself then if you got to lay down. So you're going to throw them in the Jeep. Throw them in the Prius. I throw them in the Prius, put the seats down. You know, I go rent, you know, some sedan, whatever it takes, whatever it takes. Steel an ambulance. Come on, Chuck, I'm not going to let this happen to you. How did you eventually get up the redrome, self?

Eventually, you know, he just like, you know, because you like, the same way I would have did it, I would have been like, no, no, no, I can do it. I mean, I don't want to to be an inconvenience or impose on you or that's way too much of me to ask. So I would just do it. I would just put a belt on my mouth and bite it and do it myself, just like, but I wish that he had allowed me to bring him up there.

Now, are you doing all these nice things? I do it's it's but this goes on constantly. This is fucking all day long not just with Chuck With get him get him. Oh, yeah Well get there's no doubt. I don't have the same problem. I'll get him that I have with Chuck But get him nose. I love him Like I we know when when get him's house burned down, I was in the long crying with them. I help her. Like get him. Get him. Get him. No, he's my boy. Chuck doesn't yet. That's that's the will though.

Chuck's house burned down too. Where the fuck were you? I don't know. I was we didn't know. It's true. Okay. Get a pass for that. I mean, we would have did a fucking a special episode for Chuck. we had known him back when when he had the fire We would have did we would have did all the we would have gone all out just like we do for all our boys. Yeah Yeah So we so hopefully his house will burn down soon. We'll be able to show that The whole apartment building Everyone's displaced so you can be like Chuck

Let me get a hotel room for you for a night or two. And he cats die in there, Chuck. He's like, why do you seem happy? I'm like, what? There was an award given. Um, there was an award given. I read this in the New York Post outreach. Mom claims teacher shamed son with zero award in class. Uh, I miss the Cipe woman was fighting tears after her son, her son school legend. Oh my god.

This is why you get nose fucking people are, you know, people are calling you out for making the... Well, marble mouth. I know, you're right. A Mississippi woman was fighting tears after her son's school allegedly shamed him by giving him a zero award in class. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

She first realized something was a rye after she picked him up from school. Now this kid is, he looks like he's about eight or something. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah award. This is a piece of paper that calls them a zero and has his name on it in the words, it's impossible to be me. Don't try. You'll never find a solution. Wow. Really like, you know, somebody who does not deserve or should be removed from her position as a teacher. You don't single somebody out like that. How the fuck like I could see that happening in like our day. like that. How the fuck like I could see that happening in like our day. Somebody to give like like one of our teachers doing that. Me and Brian, we lived in the Aristotle where you could be dunged with the cap. Oh, so did I. I was I mean I was

I was in elementary school in like the 80s, bro. I got I got shit said to me that should have been said for sure. I'm with you. In that my friends, we're we're in the same generation. Did you get threat? Like did you, did they threaten it with, you know, putting it on the desk and being like, you might have to wear this. Like we were threatened. Like we, we could see the dunce cap with the words on it. There was an actual dunce cap used, not on me, thank God, but, well, yeah, they had a, they, like a teacher made a dunce cap and on this kid Vinny, dude, it's so fucked. But I had a teacher say some pretty fucking mean shit to me.

And I told my parents, I remember my mother wrote a letter and she was like, give this to her. And I was so nervous to give it to the teacher. So I just walked in and I think like in retrospect, I was probably looked like a little badass, but I was terrified because I walked in through it on the desk and walked out. But I was just terrified to be like serving my teacher with a night reletter from my mother.

Yeah. I'm so proud. Like, it's interesting. Like, well, I remember you sing it years ago that you were like, you're like, I'm surprised that people still do the things they do Where you're like at no point did it occur to this lady like if I call this kid is zero and I write it if I even say it Four kids at least you're gonna have it on their phones probably the whole fucking class

But if I write it down on a certificate and then send it home with them and I'm like, kid, you're a zero. It's like you're asking to be fired. And you're begging to be fired. And there is a greater chance than ever that it's going to go viral. Oh, sure. And you're going to be ashamed and I deserve it Lee. And you're going to take it on the chin for the whole country to say you're unfit to be in that classroom. The student said I was feeling sad and I didn't really wanna give it to her,

kinda like you, Q. Yeah. Yeah, I don't wanna be in the middle of this shit, but what are you gonna do? And I must have been like six or seven when that, well, how old you in like third grade or fourth grade? Yeah, probably like nine somewhere in there. That was a nine year old child dealing with that.

Yeah, it's actually depressing me thinking about it now. Like I'm feeling like the same kind of shame that I felt when the teacher like singled me out right now. I'm feeling it in my stomach. It's coming back. Where's Chuck to reach out to? Oh yeah. Yeah. What a bummer man. Yeah, you gotta protect these kids. Do you remember the teacher's name? No, if I would believe me, I would say it. You'll put her on blast. I would. I would do it if I remember the name I would I would fucking call her out, but I can't because I don't remember a name

Well, you know what you showed her though. I Did yeah, who got the last left. Oh, yeah You're happy to wear that don'ts cap now Where need good money? Yeah You paid a fucking small fortune to wear it guess what I'm a professional asshole Thanks teacher I remember Walt almost getting smacked by what by our our gym teacher almost I did get smacked I thought you have deflected it with you on that turn I turned or turned your head

I turned I went with like turn my head with the blow So it was a glancing blow, but as far as he was concerned He you know he was swinging for the fucking Fences Yeah, he didn't look like it was giving a little love to And he was a Christian guy too. He was like a Christian Jim teacher sometimes the Christians their first reaction is to fucking to go on Testament. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And high school, I got slapped by priests. Twice. Yeah, it's weird that their first, you know, isn't to like soothe and and hug.

It's more to like fuck it start boxing. Yeah. I mean, these were the people who raised me can't chuck on to stand that. That I have a hard time showing, showing emotion in that way. I got into, I'd say shouting match yesterday with what the wife. No, this is the first fight since the, you know, the honeymoon's over. I think so. I think it's like looking back on like maybe it wasn't all her. It was just, one of the stages friends had a sweet 16 party, right?

Slice graduation party. I don't want to go. She shouldn't be expected to go. Oh, man, right? Oh, yeah, dude. That's, you know, like give the kid her space. That's a galf thing. Yeah, you don Oh, yeah, dude. That's, you know, like, give the kid her space. That's a galf thing. Yeah, you don't need to be there.

You know, I was feeling bad up until right now. I was like, afterwards after I did, because I'm like, I said something, what they say, Sunday, so it was yesterday. So I said something Friday night about her going, she's like, well, you're going to, right? And I was like, no, that's like, oh, that's for the ladies and the kids and stuff.

Mm-hmm. And it was. Well, can I you're going to, right? And I was like, no, that's like, oh, that's for the ladies and the kids and stuff. Mm-hmm. And it was... Well, can I ask you something before you continue? When you say it's for the ladies and the kids, was the expectation that she would go with Sage? Yes. Okay, I think I'm starting to see the genesis of the fight here then.

No. Well, she's gone to other things. Like, I've gone to a couple parties with Sage's best friend, because I like her dad. He's a cool guy. So I don't mind like I get out and talking to him. But again, generally like he's the only guy there and then it's a bunch of ladies. Sage is sweet 16 party, bunch of ladies, teachers and teachers and all so they're shit. So I'm like, I don't really want to go. And she's like, you're going to make me go by myself. And I'm like, yeah,

it's two hours. But she what she like leans on this social anxiety thing, which she doesn't have, but she doesn't have as much anymore because of her medication. So phrasing she leans on it. The thing on her thing. You know, so, so I was just like, so then, instead of just being the fucking man and being like, look, I'm not fucking going. You either bring her or she doesn't go either, I guess.

Oh, you threw that ultimatum in. I guess Shage isn't going then. No, I didn't. That's what I should have done. Oh, okay. What I did do was fucking huff and puff and be like, fine, then I'll fucking go. And I'll be the only fucking guy there. Well, I make you happy. Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh- buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, b, process it. So then I have to calm down. And eventually we get there and to the party and I'm like,

see, there's no fucking guys here. I neither wouldn't be any fucking guys here except for like the, the girl's dad who I don't even know. So she's like, fine, you can leave. But like then I won't, then I'm like, no, I'll stay, you know, like I'm being like kind of fucking shit. Until like, I'm like, well, this really works against me if I just like maintain the stubborn, like, no, I'm staying, I'm gonna have a fucking shitty time. So I left. And when I came back, I could not believe how many guys were there.

Oh, no. I could have fucking believed it. I was like, I told her I was like, I have to concede. I never thought this many men, If you want to call them that Go to a girl's sweet 16 party like it just Doesn't seem like like if you're the dad. I understand why you would be there. Like I was at stages But I don't want to go to her friends fucking sweet 16 party. I don't want to do it That's all that's all it comes down to. I just don't wanna do it.

Why can't I just not wanna do some stuff and then just not do it when it comes to shit like this? I think you're well within your rights to say, I don't wanna go and I don't wanna do it. I think that when it escalates to anger, then maybe you have a choice in front of you where you're like, is it worth this, you know? Obsetting sage, upsetting her.

Yeah, well, I think what happened was, I felt like I was in a position where I had no choice. Right. Like she was trying to make me go. And then nobody tells you what to do. People could tell me what to do, I think. But in a situation like that, where it's like, look, I'm not, it's not, nobody's gonna have a fucking better or worse time if I'm there except for Mary

Beth. And even that, you know, she's supposed to be the most important person though. Yeah, I guess. I don't know, but you know, I usually like to take a side on everything, right? Like that's my standards. Of course. Because it's your normal stance. On this one, I might have, if you would call me, I might have been like, you know, upright,

there's two sides to it. I understand she knows who you are. You know what I mean? Like she knows your capacity for things like this. You know you don't want to go. She knows what it's going to mean if she tells sides to it. I understand she knows who you are. You know what I mean? Like she knows your capacity for things like this. She knows you don't want to go. She knows what it's going to mean if she tells you to go. But at the same time, the woman did move across the country. She genuinely loves sage and takes care of sage a lot. You know what I mean?

I don't know if this one asked from her given her history with sage. She came in late You know what I mean? She takes she takes care of her. She loves her like her. I don't know I might have advised you to just kind of I don't know but give this one to her like yeah Five years ago. She was having fun working at a fucking Ruby Tuesday's wherever and now she's like taking sage She was 16 year olds, but I don't know. I just I might have said just suck this one up and go Where the fuck were you yesterday probably talking? I was I was around I mean I wasn't around as in Pennsylvania, but but you could have got me oh Get on PSU hold on just one second. Oh, let me see if I can

Oh, you don't need to set up a whole new bike. All right, and everybody bear with us. Just for a second. Real quick, you all want to bring get them in for a second. Okay, all right. I do have to wrap it up. You do have to, okay, real real quick then. No, no, no, yeah, we can do this.

I just, yeah, I'm just getting a little worried. Can you hear me here? Yeah, you're right. Okay, come next to the mic. Let's share this mic. This is, now, I, this is like me saying that like, hey, I make mistakes too. I fuck up, you know, just like, you know, you guys are feeling a little shitty right now, but I went going on with Chuck.

Yeah. This man right in here right next to me, the guy that I call my work son, forgot his birthday the other day. Oh, was your birthday, Ghetto? Yes, yes it was. Oh, God. Oh my God. Happy birthday, Ghetto.

Well, I know you both know about it though, so. I got a, I got a birthday card and it was signed by both you and Brian Johnson. I signed my whole thing. That's not bad. That's not a bad signature walk. I even got something Jeff on there. And Ming stop by and sign to his wall.

I'm guessing what saw all my bell works. He's walking around. But you know what? It's hard to pull off something like this when you're giving it to a guy with a 148 IQ. Just give me immediately that though, every city trial here but mine was forged. Give her forged? Which forage? Give her forage? Well get him I got you a gift, but I just haven't seen you since you birthday. Oh, yes, yes, which was It's like what three days ago time flies, you know, flies, you know, it's just... Ten, but...

I bet you're sitting in the calendar. I bet you're sitting in my calendar. What's the date, get them? The second. June second, man. I did have lunch with Joe DeRosa that day though. Oh, my God. That was in celebration of time.

I'll know a second. In fact, not only did he have lunch with Joe DeRosa, but they Faceetimeed me. Just say a lot. We got pretty fucking hammered. I wasn't agreein' on it. I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say I was gonna say your bud. I've never signed that call for you. I got your gift. Thank you. So what

you do, give me anything aside from the code signatures. But I said it's the most special birthday card ever because now you know that it was, you know, signed by one man, but for all those different signatures. Why wouldn't you just tell us that it was his birthday? Like it wasn't that hard to text us to be like, hey I'm filling out a card for him. Because how would I how would the card how would that change the card though? But I could a text get him I could have been like, hey but happy birthday. I'm just a two though. I'm I'm I'm saying it like, hey I fucked up too. I I didn't know it was June 2nd. I gave the card on June 4th. Oh.

And I figured at that point it would be kind of like he would know that I would, that I put you guys up to text in them. Yeah, shit. But you know what though? I tried to make up for it. I don't know if we'll be like you say, you say, you mean we didn't do anything? We did something. I brought two pieces of chocolate cake. Yes, yes you did. No, I'm saying on my birthday we didn't do we did it actually let's change it to June 4th when we celebrate it legally I'm gonna be in trouble next year when I got to renew my license We got two days two lanes but first thing now did you hear the episode can't you see the cake around my mouth?

But birthday now did you hear the episode? Can't you see the cake around my mouth? If my wife was my wife was so mad at me And I told you forgot yeah, and I was like I don't know why a dude is supposed to know another dude's birthday I don't know when this became well, I guess when I guess when the world changed and everybody's feelings mattered right? dudes now had to be fucking not only know their wife's birthday or their girlfriend's birthday But now every fucking person that they know they have to fucking know their we know how that came about because Facebook Reminds you so everybody's on fucking that's like us, but everybody's on Facebook,

and it's like, oh, it's Get Him Spurth Day, and that's help. When I get texts from people on my birthday, I'm like, they're definitely on Facebook. There's no fucking way they remembered this. I still, I start to go back and thank everyone who posted on my wall on my birthday. This juice is gone, or is, oh, okay.

No, no, listen, listen, I'm gonna make you a frozen. He's looking at an amazement. Yeah, I feel bad, you know frozen. He's looking at an investment. Yeah, I feel bad, you know, but I don't feel bad, because I don't really remember many people's birthday. So, you know, you gotta accept my flip, friendships of two ways through, you gotta accept my flaws. You know?

I do. And we do. Absolutely, we do. You're the victim now. All this is going to be made better at fucking the tell them Steve Dave bowling. You're going to have a bowling night with not filming it. It's like it's going to be no cameras. Everybody's off the clock and you just we just come and

hang and connect and real like building experience bonding. All right. Yeah. No, no, no, don't worry about gifts. Do we get cards? I would ship to for sure, but I'm cool to have magic shirts. No, you don't need shirts. It's about fellowship.

Yes. That's all it's about. Yeah, they had that special pin. Hey, you know what, get them? If your heart is telling me that we should have a special pin for this Tellum Steve Dave night out, I think we should do it buddy like a nice little pin Yeah, that usually falls in your lab I thought get him was volunteering to do it. He sounded like you wanted to do it. No, you don't want to do it? Oh well then fuck it

And for your birthday get him I will cover the cost of your bowling shoes rental. Oh thank you. You're welcome. You're going pal. On it. On it. But this is again this is just showing that like tell them Steve Dave you got it like there's warts. There's definitely warts but you know what those warts, you know, are far from you between though. Right? I mean, I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. You think so? I mean, we're getting called out publicly on Instagram. You think that's hardly visible? Called out for not knowing words.

Called out on Instagram. Called out for this and that. I'm even calling you out for the fucking sweet 16. This isn't great, man. I know. There's too much accountability around here. I don't like it. Tell him, Steve Dave.