Tell Em Steve-Dave - #525: The Hammer
Episode Date: August 8, 2022Are cats an alien species?, Batgirl, is spaz offensive?...
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How do you know could I take a test? I took that that rapid test
Just like sweaty and like I have the symptoms of COVID, but but don't have COVID
It's being sweaty. Yeah, you're welcome. Yeah, it was about in the sun
Yeah, like my voice is going. Really?
Like, raspy throwing shit, yeah.
When you opened the show just now,
I was impressed with how fast your speed of your speech was.
Yeah, it's like, you're a lot of people now.
You're so excited.
I was just like, man, he's so energetic.
And then you immediately, you're like, shit.
So what's up with socks?
Oh man, yeah, it was the craziest freak accident ever
The other day I was coming into the
To the TST town General Store and I loaded up the dogs and
I only got like four or five
Houses down from my house when I heard this
Insanely loud like explosion or or it's not like something like crashed or like I thought a car had
Rear-end at me, but I didn't feel any input time. It was um
Probably like noon. Okay, so you know
noon and evening and afternoon.
And I then I heard like, oh, and I never want to hear it again, the most blood curdling
like scream from socks.
Oh.
And I just thought mate, did somebody throw something through the car?
I couldn't have figured out what had just happened though.
So I would immediately pull over to the side of the road and she's caught a caught between
the back seat and the front seat,
you know, where you put your feet, you're sitting in the back seat. Yeah. And I pick her up and I'm
looking, I'm like, feeling her around. And I noticed that her leash is not on her, on her vest,
on her harness. And it turns out, what must have happened, the only thing I could theorize is that
the leash was hanging out a little bit out of the car and I didn't see it when I
closed the door and I guess it got locked.
What in some?
Caught on the wheel, but the leash isn't that long though.
Yeah, it seems unlikely.
I really don't know what the fuck happened.
It does the only thing I think and I'm just I look down the street and the
fuck it leashes outside the car though.
And the hook, it just ripped her,
it just ripped right off of her body.
Oh my God.
It must have been terrifying.
And she was, and then she was limping
and I had to take her to the emergency room.
And they're like, it could be a three hour wait.
So I was like, then she started walking on it.
So I was like, okay, I'm gonna take her home. But then when we got home and then she wasn't walking on it. So I went back
at like 12 o'clock at night to the emergency room, the pet emergency room. And I didn't
get out here until almost four. The weight was still that long.
Well, every time that, you know, it was my turn, another dog would come in that had more
of a emergency than I've been so upset. So then there's only one doctor. So I kept
putting, you know, being had to wait for him
to look at a different dog who may have swallowed,
you know, something that the owner said
he thinks that the dog swallowed something.
So they got to look at that dog first
because it's just her paw.
But thankfully she didn't break anything.
I mean, if you had heard the,
if you had heard the yelp, I would've thought she was dead.
Oh man.
Oh yeah, it like, oh, I can't stop hearing it in my head
when I close my eyes, you know.
Cause it could have been way worse.
I mean, it was,
Oh yeah, I could like,
like, could you remind you're looking back
and she's to capitated or she's to fucked up?
It was so insane.
The sound was like nothing I've ever heard before.
Not just the Yelp, but the sound,
I guess of the snap of Yeah of the of the hook
Oh my god man
It was like it was like a sonic boom or something. Yeah, and it's so it just yanked her out of the seat, huh?
like they're down and
Then like it had like the hook and thankfully it was an old leash
So maybe the hook came off this broke easier than maybe a new leash. I don't know, but yeah.
Full guy. But she's doing way, way better now.
Good. Yeah. And the doctor's like, you can't let her run for two weeks.
I'm like, that's impossible. She was running before we got her,
even with the, I can't get her to stop running. Yeah, it's almost impossible.
So here's the news. she's faster than I am.
She runs away.
Don't let her jump, but I'm like, okay, so every time I'm cognizant of her, I look at her
and like, you want to go up there and before I can even bend down, she's already jumped
already.
But yeah, yeah, I'm so thankful, because like I said, I could have pulled the car over over and looked and I was like I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna say. Yeah, I am I don't not know
I'm gonna see after hearing that fucking shriek
Thankfully it was just like a mildly hurt dog. Yeah, yeah like the doctor said probably like that little joint where you can move your
Paw up or down. Yeah, he said that felt like it was a little
Little inflamed and they just gave me some inflammation
medicine.
And it took X-rays and there was nothing there.
Well, she's sleeping off now.
Yeah.
Well, she's on medicine.
Is that a prologue?
Yeah.
She's on whatever medicine he gave me.
So he said, in my maker, Drowsy.
Hmm.
Oh, man.
Well.
So did the visit cost you more than the dog?
No, it was expensive, but not as much as the dog.
No, no.
I have pet insurance though.
Oh, do you?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Well, like she's also had her toe taken off.
I remember that.
Yeah, I remember that.
So like the pet insurance was the greatest purchase we've made since getting the dogs, especially
socks, I don't know why, but she's constantly having something go wrong and have to get fixed
and yeah, she had like some sort of like cut on her toe and it didn't heal right and the
doctor was like, I'm a little worried about this, we could just cut it off and she'll
be fine and he was right.
I mean, she doesn't show any limitations
we're not having that to.
But, you know, I have a sub expensive surgery
to take the tommel.
Sure, tommel, man.
Yeah.
Wow, is it because she's a pure,
she is pure, right?
I mean, they say she was, but I don't really don't know.
Yeah.
My sister was sold to Jack Russell Terrier
only to find out later on.
It was a rat Terrier.
You have paid heavily for it. Well, I mean, I've paid so much for Cooper with soul to Jack Russell Terry or only to find out later on it was a rat Terry. Yeah.
Paid heavily for.
Well, I mean, I've paid so much for Cooper and the doctors tell me there's no way he's
pure for it.
They like.
He's got some, he's got some English bulldog in him.
They say.
There's no doubt that he has English bulldog in him.
She's, they said we should do a DNA test.
I bring that.
Yeah.
Can I, yeah, I submit it to the insurance who are sick of hearing from me as it is
It's all my dogs go up because of how many fucking
Claims I put in really yeah, I guess I must yeah, that makes sense
Shit man
Pat yours you don't have any pet insurance to you. No, I don't yeah, I mean, but I should have before Princess Mitch
Yeah, I was thinking again at one point
But I found there's a lot of hoops. You got to jump through a stuff
Yeah, and I wasn't I didn't want to jump through but one
Surgery what can make it it while we're yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but also seems like cats just aren't as
likely to get into
Situations like that. I mean I say this with the princess Mitch
You know costing a lot money, but yeah, like an indoor cat versus a dog who goes
outside and might like happen upon a fucking yeah, squirrel or something.
And then next thing, and I always fucking eat them. And he's getting sick and shit.
You can get sick from eating a squirrel?
Probably. I don't know. Let's ask him next. Well,
I was thinking, Q. Yeah. Only because Walt brought it up to get him.
Is there a chance that we can see a lot of fringe on impractical jokers?
Because, get him was talking about getting a fringe jacket, right?
He wants to, he saw an old video with somebody wearing a fringe jacket, so I want to get
a fringe jacket.
Oh boy.
And I don't know.
I mean, fringe screams 70s to me.
I don't know if it's in anymore.
I wouldn't know, but I do know he probably
should be wearing fringe.
Why?
I don't know.
He's got a lot going on.
Does he need another new shirt?
We only wear some of T-T.
No.
I mean, I thought I was very supportive of his fringe interest.
I thought it would be a good for him to like,
get a little bit more fashionable.
Well, we don't know if it's fashionable one,
but two,
well, it's got to be better than the fucking TSD shirts
he constantly wears every year.
But he's not gonna stop wearing them as my point.
They'll be underneath the jacket.
Yeah, they'll be underneath the jacket.
But that's where Walt had a better idea.
That get them actually wear a fringe shirt
underneath the fringe jacket.
And then we're thinking fringe pants on a fringe hat.
Now I'm totally on board.
We figured there's gotta be somewhere
in a practical joker she can work in a lot of fringe.
I mean a lot?
I can work in some fringe without an issue I think,
but what is the pay off here?
Well, that's why you got paid the big money because you got a few. without without an issue I think but what is the pay off here?
That's why you got paid the big money because you got a fair share.
All right, I mean I'll say I'll look for fringe areas that I could put in.
Wow, I don't think he needs a fringe.
You're serious.
Yeah, I know that he needs a fringe.
Or you think he can't wear the fringe.
He wants a Sw Jacket with fringe,
and I was thinking, you know, I was like,
okay, I got his Christmas present.
Yeah, no, you should get,
he's just got to build around it a little bit.
I don't think he's just throw that on to what he currently wears.
We know guys that could rock a fringe jacket,
and you would be like, that's totally them.
But you don't think he's one.
Well, who comes
to mind when you think that if Scott Moser showed up in a fringe jacket, I'd probably still be like,
what's up, friends is yeah, I would probably also look at him and be like, I fuck he makes the
fringes look good. He's someone to print up a bitch. Yeah, he was wearing a fedora for a while and
everybody was like, how the fuck is he he makes a fedora look good, look at at him go you know, so I think Mosir could definitely pull it off, but I don't know
Get him's on that same
Get him with his shorts
Yeah, giant calves
And whatever fucking Merrill shoes he's wearing that week and then just like a friend's jacket on like you can't wear it jacket with shorts
Remember oh God, what was that kid's fucking name?
Derek Thompson, I think it was in high school,
in gym class, you always wore shorts.
Oh, another jacket, right?
Jacket, yeah.
With shorts.
Yeah, it's like Fonzie when you put on the water skis
and jump the shark with his jacket on.
With his skis, with his trunks and jacket.
Yeah, so Gennem would just do everything he does normally with his jacket on.
I mean, I was very supportive of this, but I may have to like,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, let him with a friend.
If he wants to wear a wear, I don't mind his name.
What do I know?
Yeah, I probably dressed the same as him right now.
You know, I'm going to in a t-shirt in shorts,
but would you add a fringe jacket to it?
Not to this.
To top off the ensemble.
Not to this, but now I'm wondering
if there is a place for me in life with a fringe jacket.
I feel like I couldn't even do it as a joke.
Have we looked them up?
Yeah, I haven't looked it up,
but I figured they can't be that hard to find.
Fringe.
I remember Dave, Windorf, used to wear a fringe vest.
Did he?
Yeah, no shirt.
Get the fuck out of here.
No, on stage or just like to the comic book store.
I've worked at the comic book store.
You know, I mean, he pulled it off because I was just like,
you know, damn, but he was, you know, he was younger and he, you know.
Yeah, I mean, look, Amazon's got that, like it's like a hundred and change.
Yeah, I mean, that's what I'm gonna get him for Christmas.
Yeah.
It's 150 for an XL.
Ah, probably two XL.
Two XL still 150.
Oh, well, yeah, only four XL.
I made it, I better get three XL.
Yeah, get three XL, one for it.
I mean, look, like, you want them to be able to zipper it up or pop it up, not four extra. I made it. I'm better get three XL. Yeah, get three, three XL one for it. I mean, look, like you want them to be able to zipper it up
or pop it up, not just like.
Just tie all the fringe together and keep it closed.
It takes them, it takes 12 hours to get out of the house.
So it is in a snowstorm.
He just keeps tying up.
I'm not going to take it off.
It just takes too long whenever it wherever he goes
To the shower with it. Does he not?
Who did he see wearing fringe that um it we were watching old music videos
Olds and I think it was David Cassidy or
Some other performer
Classic black leather jacket. He doesn't want black leather. He wants brown.
He's swayed the browns way. All right. Uh, he's listening for the other room.
Steemen probably probably a little bit a little tiered. What he was like, he can't rock
the front. Right. He can do it. Everyone back me up. I just feel like it's a hat on
a hat. Well, he has to he has to change his whole look if he's going to go with the fringe, right?
I think not the whole look, but I think he's got a giant bell bod.
He's got to pull out a statement piece or two.
Yeah.
Before he throws on a fringe, I think.
Just to dress like the keep on trucking guy.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, you know, get a black t-shirt, pair of like basic jeans, blue jeans.
And I think it'd be all right. Lose the graphic tease. Maybe trim the beard a little bit.
Maybe a button shirt? Yeah, you know. Well, t-shirts find.
Jean shirt, like a jean button shirt. Yeah, that'd be nice.
Faded. Yeah. No, he's just going for a cowboy look.
He's like, that'd be awesome. he can't could rock the cowboy look easily. Yeah, I think you're right. All right. Let's get fringe jackets
What he would have annoyed him if we all got fringe jackets and he was the only one left out
I think it may be easier for him to wear his fringe jacket if it's in the support group
But that's gonna be a Patreon gift to Franchise.
But, you know, he also, you know, he is weird though.
He may be like, not where it just because
everybody else has it now.
Right.
You know, he's a wild card.
You never know, you know, what's gonna,
where it's gonna set him off.
Yeah.
Wow, all right, I'm in. Okay. Get him a
frame. I was thinking, um, what if we had a competition for the Sunday
Jeff show, Sunday Jeff versus Pam and pop culture, but it has to be
like, it has to lean towards stuff. Pam would know it can't be
like, Kai, you shit. That's not know. It can't be like, Kai's you shit.
That's not the stuff.
Yeah, well, what are you considering pop culture? Is it like, is Pam
like versed in current pop culture? Or is it like, what did you, did you know
pop culture and done a certain year?
Dude, I don't know if it ever began.
Oh, she's that bad. I think she's not that good.
Yeah. And I would pull it as current, because I don't know if it ever began. Oh, she's that bad. I think she's not that good. And I would pull it as current,
because I don't think Sunday Jeff knows a lot
about current pop culture either.
Right, like named three Beyonce songs.
Right, something like that.
Yeah, Jeff couldn't do it.
I couldn't do it.
I couldn't do it either.
I could do it.
Not all of the last two albums, but like her earliest.
I've never owned a Beyonce album,
but I mean, certainly she's...
I heard that she's
Going back and removing things like George Lucas style from old songs that oh, yes, well like a reference to Monica Lewinsky
I heard or some other people. Oh, really she's doing it
Hey, man, there's somebody that oh Lizzo
Like she got called out and I think it was Beyonce as well,
got called out for using the word spaz.
Spaz?
No.
Growing up, to me, spaz always meant like
you were just uncoordinated.
And you were like, nerd, not that you were like,
spastic, right?
Yeah.
But I guess in the UK, spastic is like the same as like,
hey, retard or something.
Oh.
So over there, it's offensive.
I gotta be noticed, I've heard a lot more people,
I think people like loosening up on retard a little
because I've inherited a bunch lately.
Yeah, I've been like really, I was like,
is that word making a comeback?
Cause I've heard it more than I ever have lately.
I would think though that an American artist,
if you're gonna release your work in England
where that word has a different meaning
and you censor it there but in america if it doesn't mean the same thing i feel like you can go
you can go spas in america
you can say spas in america unless unless the twitter mob has got a hold of it and i'm sure they have
i just because we have it seen it. But yeah, I don't know man, I never used the word spaz.
So I guess-
It's not a word that was really heavily used by myself either
anywhere.
Maybe when someone took a bad shot,
I'm going to play in basketball.
I'm like, you know, you would be like like that spaz.
But it's been so long since I probably drop spaz casually.
We should bring it back.
They're all trying to get rid of it.
Fucking reference jacket,
ramp up our reference.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't agree with it.
I don't like it.
You know, I don't like going back and changing shit
just because the times have changed.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, unless it's like incredibly offensive,
but like I said, like Spaz is open for interpretation.
Let us have Spaz.
Well, there's a history or there's some things
that we can look at that have been changed for the better,
like, Han, not shooting first.
They went back.
Made Gredo shoot first, right? Yeah, that nobody liked that though. You know that
Okay, okay have out any T though when they all the government
The men in black or kept carrying walkie talkies instead of long guns. I don't get it. I don't get it
You like that better?
It was frightening to kids though, maybe.
But who, what?
You know, when kids watching this movie,
maybe they don't want to see, you know.
I look, I saw the movie when I was a kid
and it was funny.
Like I wasn't like, what's that scary man doing?
Hold the gun.
What do you think with like the late 90s,
all these school shootings and shit,
kids are more sensitive to girls.
Yeah, that is more, you know,
it's more concerning to see just a gun.
I don't know, I mean ET,
I don't know how many kids are like kids
who are growing up now are watching ET though.
It has to have plummeted drastically since the early 80s.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
I don't, you know, look, if it's beyond taking
going back and changing her stuff, I can live with it.
If it's Spielberg going back and changing his own stuff,
I can live with it.
It's when other people go back and change.
That's where I would start to be like, I don't know,
you're making changes and stuff that you
are with the original artist on that.
That would probably bother.
But I haven't other even examples of that
Like so far it's just been people going back and changing their own work to which
Fuck it. It's their work. What do you want me to do?
Can I call that like that Liz O'Lady? She got called out for yeah as opposed to being like oh wait I
Recognize this is something that I shouldn't have written
But I think that's actually a pretty current
The Lizzo thing the Beyonce shits old. Oh, yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I guess like that's
Yeah, but I don't have a problem with artists going back in monkey. I especially if the original's around I mean who gives this shit?
Who cares
Lizard could even know that's a someone I couldn't name one of their songs
That doesn't you know that doesn't mean they're not a good artist
It just means like how can I carry popular?
She's very popular with the heavy set lady crowd.
Great.
But what about Monica Lewinsky?
What about her?
Doesn't she still deserve to be boxed?
Does she, does she not warrant her place in history to be referenced in a song, you know,
or should, what's the, what should consider it. I don't know. I have no idea about
the, but the, but, or is she just, was she just in it's not an innocent, but a naive young
lady who got caught up in a power struggle that she should have had no way shape a form been around because she was way over her head.
I don't know. I don't know what her. I don't remember. I mean, I was alive during that time and I
remember hearing it all. I remember the circumstances. I remember being like, who gives a fuck.
I just remember being like when they were going after Clinton so hard, this was what mid-90s.
like when they were going after Clinton so hard, this was what, mid 90s?
Yeah, I was like, who cares?
And I guess I never went back to reevaluate it.
I always just thought it was Republicans going after him
because he wasn't a Republican,
but maybe their point was like, well, your president,
you fucking, I know it definitely wasn't like
looking out for this poor girl.
Nobody was like, today they'd be like,
how could you do that?
The imbalance and power and all that stuff. Back then, nobody was saying that. It was just, today they'd be like, how did you do that? The imbalance
and power and all that stuff. Back then, nobody was saying that. It was just this guy's
a fucking liar, but like, it seems so insincere to me because it was like, well, he's a politician,
so I know he's a liar. So it's like, why are you guys nailing him to the wall because
he fucking didn't want to admit that he cheated on his wife? Dude, where's brokoing on this?
Like, you guys are fucking like,
dragging this guy over the fucking calls.
Like you're making him get on the stand
and talk about cheating on his wife.
Like leave the guy alone.
And like, the orange is policies, but.
You got the lyric?
I got the lyric.
It seems like Beyonce also got called up
for using the word spaz.
Oh, that's that prevalent in today's music.
Spazin' on that ass, spazin' on that ass. Oh, that's that prevalent in today's I don't music spas and on that ass spas on the
Oh, that's the context is everything. I think anybody who spas is on ass
You got it. You got it. You're gonna have hard it
If you're not spas and you're not fucking
I don't know, but I'm like sex style. I'm just trying to spaz.
Oh, you do.
If I fuck him, I'm going to be like, I'm going to fuck my retard.
So, man.
I'm going to come spaz on your ass, girl.
Oh, no, that's...
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Yeah.
I guess yeah.
I mean, it just seems like an odd like,
what did you want more like manly controlled,
powerful thrusts rather than like,
I've got to control yourself.
Yeah.
Always the voice reason.
I didn't think about that. When I when I when you first said that
That's passing on that ass. I was like, yeah, I'm gonna start using that
Look at Beyonce had it in a song then it's probably a good thing. I mean, I would say she's probably a more
accurate
You know bar of what's desirable then
but what's the monoclewinski lyric?
the monoclewinski one is hold on a second let me find it
I just had it, okay so she's
oh wait no that's the same article
okay so she's removing this
this pass that's called an ableist slur since it's okay.
Okay, against people's terrible palsy.
That's the one she's going back and removing.
That's what she's going back and removing.
And but isn't she getting like, like, there's a movement to try to get removed the Monica
Lewinsky stuff, too?
Yes, well, Monica Lewinsky herself tweeted to Beyonce.
Ooh, she said, um, while we're at it, hashtag partition Lewinsky treated tweeted. And
partition is a track from the singer's 2013 self titled fifth album, fifth studio album.
In a song, Beyonce sings that a man Monica Lewinsky all on my gown. Monica, it doesn't
even really make sense. Yeah, wouldn't Bill Clinton all over my gown be a better, that
would be a better. Well, you, remember to Bluegrass, right?
Of course, of course, she kept it.
Yeah, as a memento.
Turned out to be good for her, all right.
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know.
She's still like in 2022 being like,
can you take my name out of your song
from 10 years ago?
10?
Yeah, but 2013, yeah.
Oh, okay.
I think the incident was much longer.
Oh, no, no, yeah, but 2013. Yeah. Oh Incident was watch longer. Oh, no, no. Yeah, well back
Could you deal with
Your significant other keeping an article of clothing that somebody had
Secreted on what you want to keep her teeth
Is a subtly like we're even packing.
Could you move in and start?
You find, you find our little clothing
with a weird stage.
I'm like, do you want this?
Okay, like an X's, I got it.
Do you want this or should I throw it out?
She's like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What do you expect?
No, I would be very unhappy to find something like that.
Right, you would be, why though? Well, what I would be like, to find something like that. Right, you would be. Why though?
Well, what I would be like, what's the matter with you?
Like, why would you keep that to begin with?
And then secondly, why would you bring it into our home?
Wow. You're an old-fashioned kind of guy.
Oh, maybe. Go make my dinner.
I would think that you would be confident enough that like it's just...
But why didn't she wash it?
Because it has the significant memories of...
Oh, just why did Monica Lewinsky wash it?
Show me the man that's confident enough to see if there's others like, oh yeah, I have
a dress with a cum all over it.
Not yours by the way.
Yeah.
Some are saved it for memories. Yeah
Because it was such a great experience
So you have nothing in the realm of some sort of a meadow from a former
Trist like a box of used columns that are labeled with who I have a letter or
Different why why yeah letters you think let us
Why? Why?
A letter's, you don't think letters differ.
A letter's actually a letter's,
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I would advise anybody that I dated
to like keep love letters and stuff like that.
I don't know, they're different.
Like a teddy bear maybe.
That's a one that I don't.
I don't know.
No, that's teddy bear I say get rid of.
There's something about letters
that are like a more specific anchor in time.
Whereas like a to me, whereas a teddy bear
or a seam in stained dress, I'd be like, but why didn terrific anchor in time. Where's I get to meet? Where's a teddy bear or a seamen's stained dress?
I'd be like, but why did you wash the dress at the time?
Like, you just,
well, you see the stain there, right?
You sure, but it's like stupid.
It's nothing's not.
I know what it is, but why do you want it?
Would you be like, you have anything stained by me?
And then she does it.
Oh, over the, that would be insult to injury for anything stained by me. I don't know, because Oh, I believe that. Well, she's now would be insult to injury.
She has anything stayed by me. I don't know because like she still has a tap is open. She could
always still get something staying by you. Right. Now it seems like she's doing it just because
you're fucking crying about it. Yeah, she all right. Tonight, tonight, tonight, I'll wear this and
you could, you could stay and I promise I won't watch it. Yeah, I'll keep it. All right. I'm gonna break up with someone over. You're really?
I might be like, you kept a come strain,
staying dress?
Like how bizarre is that?
Is it evidence?
Is it your uncle?
Like, what?
Like, Ben, I understand, but like,
if you're doing it just cause everyone's
in a while you what, pull the dress out and look at it.
All right, I didn't want to say this,
but it was somebody famous.
Well, more famous than you.
It was somebody famous.
I don't want to get into it, but it's just somebody of significant.
Oh, she will tell her now.
I mean, we're definitely breaking up in that point.
It's like, well, all right, then just go fucking talk to your famous dude.
Okay.
I mean, I mean, I'm just holding on to it in case he gets even more famous.
And then I could fucking flip it. But what do you want to be known as a person that hit fuck this person?
How are you gonna prove it's there come like I said fuck am I bloomed?
I think that far into it Brian. Yeah, I think I was gonna be grilled
Give him a third to break by some I was saving it far a little like put the torch on nest egg
Questions are all over. So good news.
The grilling's done.
The only question left is like, who's moving out, me?
Wow, I don't know if I would be, like, I guess maybe it's just, you know, getting older and growing up,
but I would, I don't know if I would be that like, ready to like go to New Clear.
I'm just as old as you are and I would be outraged.
I don't know, like, you go like ready to like I'm just as old as you are and I would be outraged.
I don't know, like you go nuclear over that.
I would go nuclear.
I would just be like, there's something so crazy here
that you're key, that you, like what is it?
The memory of the sex?
What the guy that you want to maintain it?
Like I don't know.
He was just famous.
And you won't tell me who?
Okay.
It was the quiet guy from Penn and Teller.
All right, keep addressing. Okay, it was the quiet guy from pen and teller
It was a politician and he may become president one day
Like a local arms button
I don't see the point I be okay with the love letters. This is, you know, again, though, this you guys are old school, you know, it's, and that's good. Yeah, love letters. I
hate love letters. I would hate to. I'd be like, burn them. I mean, my love letters would be,
I would be more, would be way harder to get over like you say the love letters than, than a dress
with just a little slight stain on it.
Oh the Staljer can shit.
Oh I remember this day. Oh fuck you.
I don't know that that's what they're doing.
I think it's more just like you're gonna forget about like there's probably info in that letter about your own life that like why wouldn't you?
Like if you want me to redact some stuff I can go over the letters and like cross out like certain
Certain stuff and shit like that, but I mentioned in her love letters to somebody else
No, no, no like I if you get you that upset to see someone telling your woman how much they like if clearest wrote
Mara about the letter. I was like, you know, I love you for all these reasons like I love carrying your couches
Yeah, I don't know that that would have set me. It don't know. It's not the sentiment that he's expressing.
It's the fact that she feels so strongly about hanging on to them.
But I'd be like, go back to fucking Cleetus then.
No, I have a shoe box of all sorts of photos and momentos and shit
and I never go through to clean out.
If there's a photo of me with an X in there, it's like I'm not gonna pull it out
because maybe my current girl doesn't like it.
Like is this the memory box?
It's up on the thing.
I gotta go through it.
I gotta update it every few years
to make sure everybody's okay.
I gotta.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. because you you you you you deemed those harmless. Well, what do you try to remember? She deemed the the article of clothing harmless. Yeah, but it's like it's a trophy of some sex you've had. Yes, so it's like
You know
If you need if you're thinking about sex you've a little sex you should be worried about is what's going on tonight
That's it. Don't even worry about yesterday
you should be worried about is what's going on tonight. That's it.
Don't even worry about yesterday.
That's worried about tonight.
That's my thing.
Is that healthy?
Can I have that mindset, you think?
Yeah, I think so.
Okay.
I do.
Otherwise you end up like a fucking cock.
Okay.
Hey, what's mine is mine, man, you know?
Yeah, no, I mean, I'm just, just asking.
What is it yours? I'm not even sure now. I'm maybe not 100%. I just got that blue dress with that stain on it.
Yep, from the local politician.
I mean, I got lucky in that like, I've never run into a situation where, oh, maybe I have,
where like an ex of mine, or a girl I'm seeing has like an ex out there with all sorts of
video of her and stuff like that.
Right.
I've not been in that situation.
I think I briefly was in, but not with someone that I care enough to have having outworked up about,
but I think that would probably bother me a bunch.
Like some other guy reviewing your ladies' tapes.
Can do it anytime he wants.
Mm-hmm.
I wouldn't be able to put it up on a revenge porn site if he felt like it.
If he felt like it. I wouldn't be mad at her because of it, but I wouldn't be able to put it up on a revenge porn site if he felt like if he felt like it I wouldn't be mad at her because of it but I wouldn't like it. Could you use your
elevated state to maybe buy the originals? For a million. That's so crazy. Yeah, maybe.
You could.
Yeah, and he comes back with a price tag day and then all of a sudden, you're like, you know,
I could live with that stuff.
That's a nice one.
I'm not videos of me.
So, yeah.
Well, I'd be like, can I buy the videos off you to review for my own, for myself.
Yeah.
Get cucked up.
Yeah, check it out.
Buy a video.
Yeah, I would not be too happy about that. But, you know, for all
I know what's happened. Well, I mean, we live in a in a world where that's
going to be quite common for a younger people. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
They're going to have to deal with that on a much more regular basis than
yeah. A fellow. I know. you were just getting in there you know
you're still you know you can still have a separate super eight
I want to watch these three hours of the projector well popcorn you can't see
most of it yeah yeah you're right you're going to have to deal with that.
Yeah, absolutely.
Because it doesn't, it seems harmless at the time.
It's like, oh, it's just like, it's just like sending a text message.
Right.
But it's there forever.
Yeah.
And anytime a woman is asked me to delete videos that she sent me, I have to lead them.
But I don't think a lot of guys like me.
No. I don't think so.
I think those again picked up right there. Yeah, well, I've said since I since like the first
year of the show, let me own pig. Yeah, like early on, my advice really, this was when I
was still in the fight, I was like, just just always, you know, treat if women are willing
to send you videos of themselves, like you have to treat them with the utmost respect.
So they continue to send you videos.
You want their reputation as the guy.
There's a lot of box.
You want to be the Sir Lance a lot.
Are you want to be?
Yeah.
That's not Sir Lance a lot.
Oh, he is.
Sir Lance a lot.
He's talking about, I've never, I've never shown you a single photo of a girlfriend.
I've never shown you a single, I won't do it.
It's not, that's not my, that's my lids a lot.
You're saying you're ulterior motive though,
is to get them to keep sending it.
Well yeah, of course.
That's our Camelot Falls bro.
Yeah.
One Sir Lance lot shows you.
Yeah, it is.
Not even you I haven't even shown pictures of videos.
I want it to see something.
Yeah, it's just not the way man, you gotta be the guy that,
like, girls are comfortable sending that stuff.
Well, even if later on, you're like, I hate this person for whatever reason.
Still can't do it.
At the moment, I feel like at the moment that they sent you the video or let you tape them
or whatever, they trusted you wholeheartedly that you weren't going to turn around and be
a scumbag.
Yeah.
So, even if it's like, well, fuck them, I hate them now. I still feel the same way. I still feel the same way
Yeah, like what what how is it going to make me feel better by putting that out in the world? Yeah, we're showing somebody
Yeah, I it doesn't it more like wounds your soul than there is you know saying and I've had girls like what I've broken up
A woman and been like hey, and I've been like do you want me to delete those videos and stuff like that?
And some of them have been like,
and some of them are like, you know what,
I made them for you, enjoy them,
even when you're breaking up.
And I think forward thinking, go.
Yeah, you know?
And you know what?
Like, sometimes you want to dust off those videos
from like 15 years ago.
Pretty lame, so you have the videos?
Well, if, well, today I probably don't,
because of computer changes here and there.
Actually, probably on an old laptop somewhere.
Is that the equivalent of a dress hanging in a closet, though?
I don't know.
If you go up and open them and look at them,
then maybe it is, but if like,
I'm just too lazy to go through my old laptops
every time I go into a relationship to...
Can you get your assistant to?
Yeah, I'm like, like like the hardcore shit with him in it
With me never has no never even sent a dick pick I sent one dick pick
in my life and
I never did again
Wow, you so you managed to get all the videos and pictures without really putting anything out there yourself.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's wise.
It's a prep farved dead.
He only sent one.
I look at it.
I'm a part of that.
If you believe you only sent one right.
That's true.
Yeah.
Yeah.
One, one dick.
Maybe two, but I think just one or Oscar De La Jolla.
I remember he got to hear those pictures of him in like
the Maybe two but I think just one or Oscar De La Jolla remember he got here those pictures of him in like Garden
That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but he didn't suffer. He was he's still doing like
Yeah, well that was about
Just a niche loves it, huh?
Just a niche when you got a scratch it. You got to put on your garters. I need a hate.
No, what?
Put it on, put it on, bro.
I don't give a shit.
I've long felt that way about guys
who dress up as women for Halloween.
I'm like, I think there's a small part of them
that really is like, I can get away with it today
without suffering any embarrassment or shame.
But the rest of the year, they're like,
what a mind.
Put on some leaves exploding here and there.
Somebody Brad Pitt recently wore, I was told a skirt,
they were talking about this on set there,
that Brad Pitt wore a skirt to a movie premiere.
And not a Scottish kilter or something.
Well, when I went to look, I was like,
that looks like a kilter, me.
It's only like a skirt.
But I think I said bags of questions.
What's the difference?
You're gonna get a kilter and a skirt.
Yeah, I guess one has history behind it. The other is just somewhere. Yeah, it's killed in a skirt. Yeah, I guess one has history behind it,
the other is just somewhere.
Yeah, it's where.
But you look at like those guys in the Middle East,
that way, those long like, like, flowing gowns.
Gowns?
They're like comfortable as fuck.
I'd like to wear them.
Like a Moumou.
Yeah, like how do you get,
I like that's a movement I would.
Just slip into it.
There's no, there's no bullshit.
Yeah.
This is perfect.
You and get him.
He buys the French jacket. You's no there's no bullshit. Yeah, this is perfect. You and get him. He buys the French jacket you buy the Middle Eastern
Yeah, right guys just start rocking and cultivating a new look. Yeah, we'll be the four friends
When he get into any establishment
He's dressed like a fucking terrorist
Get him dressed like a fucking 70s ball barrow man in shorts
Get him stressed like a fucking 70s mall barrow man in shorts
Hey You probably recognize me from such TV shows
Look at me
Trying to get into something like today's equivalent of studio 54
like they're not gonna get in, like where are they going that they can't get in? That's true, I know.
More than a skirt, I'd love to wear a cape.
I wish capes would fucking make a alternative society.
Caps with a tux are still.
Really?
Oh yeah.
If you're a magician.
I think you can get away with it with a tux, but I...
Yeah, but I want like daily capes.
Like a mini cape or regular one? With a shirt? No, like like a cape. Yeah, no for the winter not not for like a summer
I want to have a summer cape
So it's like something that's like what would keep you warm. Yeah
Oh, no, no like um
You know football players were basically where capes on the sidelines you ever see that that shot of Tom
Like yeah, they just throw it off when they're ready to go
Yeah, I was so they're more of a blanket, but yeah, I see you mean yeah, so you could rock that
I wouldn't want a cape cape like a cow
Dracula like fucking a huge collar
Yeah, not the collar yeah, like like a like a yeah, take the collar off Dr. Strange and take the collar off
I want something red. Oh, that's a little bit too much a red cape.
I don't think I could pull off a red cape,
like a black, maybe a purple velvet interior,
like a dark purple, you know what I mean?
Like, make it look like a black,
like, like, black this purple on the inside, you know?
Okay.
Something, something real.
Something regal.
Yeah, I love to wear that.
You have a tailor?
I do not, no.
I'm sure you'll, I'm certainly plenty reaching out
to you after this episode. Yeah, there's like, everybody from Staten Island, like the real know. I'm sure you'll have a lot of reach now to you after this episode.
Yeah, it is. Everybody from Staten Island, like the real estate agent I'm working with,
is from Staten Island. Yeah, and he has a guy for everything. Yeah, and that's Staten Island people.
Yeah, Staten Island people, like I'm surprised to say, I get it, Taylor. Oh, yeah.
But I don't have one. You can probably, you just, you know, I'm sure you'll get people
offering you now to send you some made cape. But I but I don't want like cheap ass capes man I want like
cape you know the people yeah I don't want like a cheap on a paper I don't want
like a fucking spirit Halloween like cape sent in like that's all I'll get I
want like a cape cape that I can wear but it's not acceptable for me to wear it
the Baron rocks it says it's not acceptable for me to wear it. The Baron rocks it. Who says it's not acceptable?
I mean, I guess.
The whole one earth has said that like no capes.
Where have you at?
But nobody wears capes.
Right, because it's impractical.
Oh.
Oh.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Right, I mean, because it feels like it's just
going to get in the way if you're doing something.
Let's say you got to change a tire.
And all of a sudden you got to wear your bed to keep.
Love it.
Let her in the breeze.
Well I think somewhere along the line, like when people were in case somebody's like,
why don't we just make a coat?
Yeah.
That's when Kate's a lot of, but a lot of favor.
It's for sale.
Let me see what we got here.
This has got to be some sort of comic book thing though, right?
What do you mean?
This has got to be some sort of, like some subconscious desire to be a...
Yeah, I believe so, yeah, probably involved in that somewhere.
But I also think they look fucking sharp, man.
If done, right?
Yeah, because drawn by like Jim Lee fucking Batman's
cable is fucking amazing.
But when you see some cosplayers,
they're rocking it.
Why I can't win a cable?
Rockin' a cape, it doesn't look as cool though
No look at the spas in the cape that's what I'm saying
I mean there are caves but none of them look good
None of them look good. Maybe they just don't look good. I don't know look at this women get away wearing capes
So pretty easily would you whip it around a lot? Yeah
Press my displeasure. Yeah, but wait a minute. You walk away. Yeah
Stuff like that. It would be amazing
Yeah, speaking of superheroes and capes. How did you guys feel about back girl getting shelved?
Makes no difference at all. It was something I would never watch anyway
It looks again. It looks like. Michael Keaton's in it.
That's bad, man.
You wouldn't watch that.
Oh, that's the one he was supposed to be.
I think he's in the flash.
He's in the flash, but he's in that.
That was the follow-up to the flash and he was in that.
It looked like the stills.
I saw it look like WB fame.
Yeah, it looked pretty chancy.
And so there's no.
So you could give a fuck.
It's like, I couldn't even be bothered to read the article.
That's how little interest I've had in it. Yeah, I couldn't even be bothered to read the article. That's how a little interest happened.
And yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, it's based on the version,
the least favorite version of Back Girl,
like when they rebooted, there was like a tween
and in Burnside Heights, and I'm like,
I don't care about any of this.
So I didn't care, but I feel bad for everybody involved.
Like that's a lot of work when it's an entire movie,
just have some executive be like, yeah.
And I'm in the Warner Brothers
You know ecosystem over there. So it's like it's real concerning that they're cutting so many things. I'm like
Uh-oh, but don't look this way
Cover yourself up with your cane
Yeah, that sucks, but you know what you can do
Yeah, I can't figure out though.
They said that like the official word was that it was like attacks move.
Yeah, that's what I was told.
Come on.
If it was it has to suck.
It has to.
Oh, no, no, no.
I was told it's not good.
And, and that they said to fix it, it was gonna, and this is just what someone told me.
I don't, you know, I know how looped and they are.
Is that it wasn't, it would look real chinty like you said and
to fix it would have cost like ten to millions dollars and they were like it's
more valuable as a tax write-off than it is to put it money in and then release it
and try and make the money back I know they had I saw on the the headline that I
read those two movies scoop what was the What was the Scooby Doo movie?
And not nearly as much outcry or people upset about the Scooby Doo mist movie now, the
lost media that it will be the Scooby Doo movie.
More people like Scooby Doo than I thought, like Scooby Doo.
Dude, remember when we were bootlegging, we were bootlegging like at our highest output,
we were making fucking
Money hand over fist. Yeah, if you can get us those fucking to the background movie and the Scooby-Doo movie with your connections
Yeah, we can start bootleg and sure you're gonna fat watermarked in your name
Start solving the TSC tell you store. I'll see what I can do. I guess
Yeah, I'll see what I can do, I guess
I'm gonna be my full career from now on. I'll just be working at the general store run of VHS
We would sell many copies of VHS you know who wrote that Scooby-Doo movie no the one that got shelves have no idea Paul Deaney
Mad loves Paul Deaney. The creative Harley Quinn himself. So even a man of his stature can have projects just taken away.
Yeah, and just shows.
A whim.
Yep.
There's two guys who directed backroll,
also directed bad boys for life,
which I believed did well.
I think it did.
I think they wanted to do another one.
Yeah.
I can see it.
Bad boys will Smith and.
Yeah.
So then Martin Lawrence. So I'll, I'll tell these boys will Smith. Yeah, the Martin Lawrence
I'll tell all 30 skies that they directed those movies. No, no the new one Michael Bay director the first three And then they directed the fourth one
I haven't seen miss Marvel. Do you see Miss Marvel? No, I didn't see they directed that too
We've never talked about it, and I'm surprised what
It's been out for years now, but stranger things. I'm watching it. I'm all. Oh yeah, it's great. I
Haven't started the fourth season yet. I'm didn't wait one. I haven't started the fourth season yet. I'm too. I was into the fourth season. Yeah
How come it's never come up? How come no one's ever been like what?
You should watch any time I watch I say something about watching TV. You're like, that's all you fuck you. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Did I say crazy things?
I know.
Yeah, yeah, you're probably right.
It would have been like, I know an open mouth.
What a good show, the huh?
Sige of things.
What is so cool about it is like, how come it's never been thought of before to like lock in
a group of characters at a young age
and then just follow them?
Yes.
And revisit them as they grow older.
They've done that.
I mean, those before midnight movies
are they shoot one every 10 years?
And there's,
But this is a much more expansive and massive
undertaking of like making 10 hours every couple years. Sure, but I don't think
they planned it like to do that. I think that just the success of it meant that
they could keep coming back and show the mess they grow older. Yeah, I know
there was an experiment in watching these kids grow up. Yeah, I think people to
like kind of off-putting to see them grow up on screen. That's what I was gonna say,
people like them when they're young,
but to watch them grow up.
I like it, because I'm binge this month,
so I've watched one through three,
probably in a month, so.
I thought it was interesting.
I bet you're.
Yeah.
I mean, come on, I'm not Brian Johnson.
It would be a couple days, you'd be. But I thought it was cool and interesting to see them you know to go from one episode and then you start the next one and all of a sudden
They're like a couple years older. Well now like 11 has hair right? Oh, yeah
Yeah, she looks like she looks like a senior in high school. Yeah, who's your favorite character?
Steve Harrington Steve. Yeah, okay. Now he's 30 something years old. Did you know that is he really? Yeah, fuck he's really good
I'm not at the place a great teenager. I like will
Yeah, you're up to oh
Will piracy is your favorite character. Are you off the date? Yeah, see never go so how heartbreaking was it?
I know I brought you I know you see but this is nothing that but how heartbreaking was it when
Mike came
to visit him in California?
Yeah.
And he was like, you haven't even talked to me
to go off the pain, all you care about is 11.
Yeah.
And he's like, and Mike turned around
and kinda yelled at him, and he was like,
because she's my girlfriend, and like, you know,
it's not just up to me to like keep a relation,
like he was like, oh, it was so well done,
and I felt so bad for
Will Byers. Yeah, I think Will Byers is is the breakout character and really will
buy us. I mean, why felt so sad? What about Justin? Like everybody fell in love with him.
Oh, I like him all. I mean, I like him all. I love hopper. I love hopper. I love hopper
as well. But boy, Will Byers is wow, he's really got one of the hardest.
He's not even in the first two seasons.
Really?
Like, he's got, but boy, can he play?
I felt so sorry for him as he's growing up.
Well, he can't fit in anywhere.
He doesn't love what Mike, right?
Like, that's the subtext there, right?
I don't know if that's where it's going, but it feels good.
I think that's where it's going. That's where I read it's going.
Oh, really?
Yeah, yeah.
It makes sense, I mean.
I felt so much sympathy for him because he just feels like everybody kind of...
Like he's the one that should have the most sympathy and the most attention paid to him
because what he's gone through.
Yeah.
He's still no one's paying any attention to him.
Yeah, but he's kind of a fucking like, nothing against the actor, but the character's kind of a fucking wet blanket. He's always like a whining or he's gone through. He's still no one's paying any attention to him. Yeah, but he's kind of a fucking like,
nothing against the actor,
but the character's kind of a fucking wet blanket.
He's always like a lining or he's always fucking,
he's got the hardest job in the world to do
because he doesn't get a lot of like meaty roles,
but he's still got to play off.
I think he's amazing.
I think he's the,
the actor's amazing.
I did the characters a little bit of a wet blanket.
I'm surprised you're so.
I just felt like, like just my heart ached for him when he confronted Mike in the roller skating
world. That's great man. That's great. I'm not gonna try and take that for me. No, you're
not gonna be able to. I'm not gonna let you. I'm gonna try. But I mean, give me a guy who in the
first season is an asshole, Steve.
Yeah.
And then turns out to be the fucking hero of heroes later.
Like, I love Twilight Swarring and so much, man.
Like, you just meet people that they're worst in a fucking horrible time.
And then they turn out to be good people.
Like, I like redemption stories and stuff like that.
Great character.
And it flies in the face of everything that I have thought I liked in entertainment
because I hate kids saving the day. Hate it. And boy, there's a lot of kids saving the day in this
point. They make up for the goofiness and the stuff that's like, come on, that's so unbelievable.
With enough charm in other areas that I overlook, I can overlook the ridiculous things that happen and there are no ramifications
and no mental penalties for seeing shit that would scar kids for making them so fucked up.
I think this season 4 is because I thought that season 4 actually showed a lot of the
damage that these kids have.
I've only seen two episodes and it looks like it is getting in.
Yeah, I thought it did a good job of that But I also did it thought it did a terrible job my main complaint about season four and this isn't spoiling anything is like
It turns into one of those shows a little bit too much that's like a kid out of nowhere
It's like like here's one fact and then it's just like wait a minute
That means this and you're like wait what and then they're. And everybody just jumps in on the plan and the plan works.
And I'm just like, well, they do that a couple of times
in season four.
They do it in season three.
Yeah, I just think that they do it in every season.
I guess this is part of the 80s trope.
It's a trope.
Yeah, trope.
Yeah.
But I love strangers.
It's awesome.
The best.
The best action hero that really isn't an action hero.
Like, he's constantly fucking punch a people out though.
He's punching people. He's drinking, he's addicted to pills,
he's fucking fat, he's fucking fat.
I love it, he's just like the best man.
He is, was he in anything else before this?
He was in the first suicide squad,
not in that you, you'll notice him in things now.
What was he in suicide?
He was like one of a man, the wall is like,
like the guy in the tie that was having dinner with her
Okay, but he wasn't with the here. No, no, no, no
He's that wasn't me carry you can start seeing popping up and stuff
But he's such a great guy like actor and stuff like that. Anything. He's in like he's
Well, he was hell boy. He was a new hellboy movie
I mean either but he's hell boy. That's interesting
Yeah, I want to see it then me too
It's locked it didn't do well, but I heard I heard it wasn't it actually wasn't good
But what was the name of it?
Hellboy just hellboy. They just rebooted it. Yeah, what year to come out?
Four years ago. Wow. Yeah, I really came out quietly and I don't I don't recall it at all. Yeah
And he was the reason I want to see it. It does the music bother you though because it seems like now they're just like
constantly like just
It's like listening to an album at a certain point. There's a song after song after song and I can't yeah
I'm not crazy about shows that do that that like take a time period and just hammer
But season one what's it a co-brook I did that
Yeah, yeah, but I think they're doing it for like a comedic effect, no?
Yeah, maybe.
I don't know.
But they also got away though,
from what I loved in season one was the John Carpenter synth,
type music constantly.
And they kind of moved away from that.
And they're like just buying massive hits,
as opposed to like scoring like with that synth sound
of the 80s.
Season four is like, it's a take on,
I was sitting there, I'm going,
it's a take on nightmare,
I'll see the whole season is like,
a take on nightmare on Elstreet,
even to the point where the death,
there's a death on the ceiling.
Did you get to that yet?
So the one or episode two?
Where Eddie goes on the run because of it.
Yeah, so I was like,
I was like, well, I was like,
that's right from nightmare on Elstreet.
And then,
I'm leaving the thing that they see reminds me of it a little bit.
But then later on, they cast Robin England in a role in it.
Oh, yeah.
And oh, my God, so this is obviously just a full on Nightmare on Elstreet.
Which is great.
I love it.
I have no problem with that.
It's phenomenal.
I watched the first episode of Sandman.
Oh, is that out now?
On Netflix came out today.
Watched it this morning.
Good. Pretty, pretty good. I didn't like, like, I that out now on that flow came out today watch it this morning good pretty pretty good
I didn't like my like I just gonna sound lame to say my favorite character was a librarian
Luceian and they made a female in this and I was like oh man
I was I was still looking forward to like the guy with the hair and the fucking points going out in every direction and that I like that
Arc type, but they nailed it man like it's it's pretty good. Did they release a whole bunchers of they doing it like a whole by whole first season?
Oh, Netflix style. Okay. Yeah, so I got caught up on that. But it's you know, it seemed like a one
for a time almost beat for beat. The first episode is the first issue up until it's escaped.
Is it set in a DC universe? I heard that there's a constant teen in it,
but it's not.
They're not referencing like a Superman or bat.
No, not us.
I don't not as of yet.
No, that's one thing where it makes the fucking weed grow.
Was that,
well, there's also the Martian man hunter scene
where he goes to the dreams and Mars, right?
He's being recognized as Morpheus.
Yeah, yeah, I don't think they're gonna have that.
Cause I think most people would be like, who was this Hulk?
This is skinny Hulk. Yeah
That's something else that's coming out right isn't she Hulk? She Hulk. Yeah, I know interesting that that looks WB
That looks like Marvel's version of WB. Yeah
Yeah, I just don't like two smart hulks running around like they're just chatting at each other and I'm like cares
smart hulk's running around. Like they just chat and at each other and I'm like, cares. But I love shehulk. I love the character. All the John Burner runs. Snap
snappy banter and shit. Yeah. I'm so sick of snarking and stuff. Yeah.
Uh, pray came out today, the new predator movie. That's good. Yeah, I'd heard the same.
It's not in theaters. Uh, I don't think so far have the mighty
Fallen the predator was like an iconic franchise
Probably because of like the last couple predator versus aliens people are like
It's a great idea. I thought yeah, and no like
Indian American Indians it takes place like 300, 400 years ago. Oh really?
And Predator comes to America before it's colonized and fights the tribes.
Oh yeah, it's a pretty fun cool idea.
It sounds alright.
And people I know who's sorry to like, nah, it's pretty good.
So.
No ads today.
I think I stayed my shorts with all this TV.
Yeah.
No ads today. Oh, no spots today. Wow
Not even me undies, which is usually good for yeah, what happened? We let them down. I don't think so
I think Mary Beth told me that she's been contacting him but like I guess these people switch agencies so frequently
That she's a hard time getting a contact in any one age. Okay, so that's what she told me anyway.
I think she told me to fuck off.
Oh, where is it?
You know, can we announce the upcoming winter plans?
Oh, I think we should, yeah.
Yeah, I heard about them today and I love them.
So branching off the success of the TSD town general store
and the Bafu business we're doing here
We're gonna open up
Open up a second location
Yes for a limited time a satellite store in the Collingwood auction
All right a little stand inside satellite booth
We're going back to like where we made our bones going back home. Yeah
What there is an opening for a booth in the indoor part of the flea market and we are going to
Put up stakes in November and December
Mm-hmm and you can come down and
Visit the I don't know. We need a name for the stand though like the TSD outlet
Because like the night fair. Can we call tonight?
Need a snappy name for the for the stand because we're gonna be selling you know, I guess
You know shirts that we only have a few sizes in and just to just some of this stuff that's been kicking around
Well personal items too. I'm gonna be I'm gonna be clearing out Q's corner, right? Yeah, I'm gonna be doing a table of all shit
I have that I don't want anymore
I'm gonna be doing it real flea market style
Yeah, and that will be open in November and December on Friday Saturdays and Sundays
And our big black Friday event will be at the Collins with flea market
Not everybody lined up in the hall's way, so the whole way here.
No, thanks.
See the next.
But I mean, it's.
Phone people.
Oh, the phone people.
So not only do you get to see.
You stepped in it.
I don't know if they're there anymore.
I don't know if they're there anymore.
I was there.
This is where I had the idea to do it.
I was there a couple of weeks ago,
and I was walking around down the indoor part portion
of the auction and I didn't see that stand there.
But I may have just missed it, but.
Why don't they sell them like?
They were selling outdated fucking electronics.
Yeah, like Bongs and stuff.
Yeah, it was a, it was a Mishmash of shit Bongs.
Like you say, like old fucking Motorola phones.
Like you didn't they have like those scrunchy wires
to old phones. Oh,
oh, the yeah, the one of those what's that wire call that goes from the phone to the telephone
cord. That was asserted call. Yeah, it has a certain name of the curly one though, right? Yeah,
I mean, like carry remember. I mean, I mean, I know that probably laughing at our wares when they
see us set up and we're like, you guys think you're gonna sell this shit? You don't have any curly wires on your table.
I mean, we're selling counters from three years ago that I have a cocktail.
They're gonna be good against them, though.
I mean, yeah, but like, where else you're gonna get this stuff, though?
That's true.
Other than at the, whatever we name the, uh, the stand, but not only will you get to come
down and see somebody manning the stand
of whoever will be there, but we're like you said, you had a great idea. We'll like,
we'll put get in some TSD residents to come in and man the stand. Yeah. Sign for the day.
I think so. Yeah, got to get a get far the lance in there. You know, get Frank five in
there. Yeah, that's a great idea. And you can also go out and look at the real portion of the
flea market too.
All the things that we talked about for all these many years now, you can go see firsthand
while also visiting us.
It's great.
It's win-win.
Nobody loses.
Nobody.
Nobody loses.
Get a pretzel.
There's a lot of car racing, is that still there, right?
That's gone.
Yeah, that's gone.
You can see that was gone the last time we were there. You can see the stand where Dennis once you know lived
But it's really freaky. Oh you think about it though. It's like if you go back to that episode making hey and
now flesh forward
and now flesh forward 10 years. And now we're gonna have a stand there just like Dennis did.
That's pretty cool.
Maybe in 20 years somebody's making a podcast about us.
Wow.
You know, inspired by meeting us at the flea market.
That would be cool.
Mocking us.
Like we mocked everyone there.
You can see these three old fools.
I think I'm gonna sell this garbage out to the calendar.
They romanticized this fucking dumb heap.
I'm room 33.
I said it was gonna be as good as Dennis's.
I mean, what's the hell with this?
Oh, I love it, man.
Big news though.
Yeah.
We talked about maybe doing a bus trip there, but I thought this was just was better
It offers more people to come on their time frame because you got those. I don't know. I guess that what is that eight weeks?
We'll be there
Eight weeks. Yeah, two months
Come do some Christmas shopping
Yeah, it's open all year round, baby
This is something that you've you've spoken about for long before we started telling Steve
Dave, you're like, when I retire, I want to work at a flea market.
Yeah, yeah.
Here you go.
You're able to do it.
I know the phone people are still there.
They're good.
So I saw the pickle lady.
Nice.
So, you know, come down to Columnwood flea market.
So you to stand with you.
Get a pickle and come over and see us by a calendar from 2020. So that's going to be
what November December November December. Okay. Yeah. We'll announce more book your flights
now. It's hard to get cute to come down here to record. What are the chances? I feel
be down here. Oh, I think he'll be down here. Yeah. He'll he'll he'll fly. Yeah.
To set up. He wants to see his corner. Yeah, I gotta get an accounting on how much my shit sold for
Can we spell corner with a K
backwards
Love it. I'm gonna get a little sign made up
Cues corner, okay hang it over the table. Yeah, I think so and everything in Q's corner will be
So we'll be stuff from my house that I'm looking at here,
and I won't even like go on eBay and like check to see,
I'll just make the prices.
I just make the price.
Yeah, so you might even get a steal, you know?
I got lots of shit people send me.
I'll miss out. Oh, for sale there okay it sounds good
this is exciting this is the thing that has rejuvenized me and re-energized me
because I was sagging a little bit but this one really feels good you were
sagging yeah I didn't notice that yeah, I was sagging for like a month or two.
Oh.
Like that duck.
You ever see a duck under when his legs are going a million miles underneath the water?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what it felt like.
But it looks all placid up top.
Yeah.
Flasid?
No, never flasid.
Flasid.
Oh.
Oh, the fuck?
What?
I spat on that.
I'm not gonna.
I'm not gonna.
I'm telling Steve David.
What?
I'm a smash on that guy.
I'm a smash on that guy.
I'm a smash on that guy.
I'm a smash on that guy.
I'm a smash on that guy.
I'm a smash on that guy.
I'm a smash on that guy.
I'm a smash on that guy.