Tell Em Steve-Dave - #527: Barbara Eden is 90!!

Episode Date: August 29, 2022

Q goes to Graceland, Bry changes his name to Sherwin-Williams, cross-shaped docks, woke nightclubs.

It really showed me what a piece of shit I was. Can you draw Elvis's penis for us? Fuck a Johnson! Yeah! I'm so excited. Tell them Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave. This is Brian, I'm here with Walt. Yeah. And I'm here with BQ. Hello.

And I apologize in advance if the acoustic sound weird. We're not recording in the Tell them Steve Dave offices. We're recording in my new home. Yeah Empty there's no furniture anything to absorb the sound. It's a little bear, but it's gorgeous It's really really nice. Yeah Better than the crap house. You've been to the shit house wall. I've been to both Place in your old place. You're all place had a certain charm now It you know what it was good for for what I needed it for at the time. Yeah You've been in the film the place and you're all placed. You're all placed at a certain charm, no?

You know what? It was good for what I needed at four at the time. You know, it's age needed to go to school. That was the closest place. That was a cheap place. I mean, 1,500 a month. Like, you're not getting that. That's like, ghetto level rent right there. You, you won this sold the pond. Undersold it, you like it? It's multiple waterfalls, multiple channels of water. At least two different main ponds.

It's pretty expansive, man. You have like an ecosystem out there. It is and everybody has the same question of wall test. And I ask myself to, I'm like, why are the raccoons and possums and shit not eating these fish What do you think I have a theory? It's a pretty wide pond and deep so unless the raccoons are gonna go jumping into it

Like I think the fish are pretty it's not like somewhat like a piss ant pond that some loses front y'all You know I've seen them. Yeah, that those pathetic things. You got like a real pop. No, it's like, I don't think that they can just, they can't reach with their hands. Yeah, I think there's so much, it's so deep and so wide that they're not able to get it, you know? Could it also be the color of the fish though, is like one of their natural or nature's protection

where they're so brightly colored that some animals fear those colors because they think they're poisonous. I mean... You ever heard that about the frogs, you know? Yeah, the more colorful the frog, the more poisonous it is. The more poisonous it is. I don't know if raccoons put that together. They're pretty smart, man.

Can we read that book, Rascal? Oh my god. You had an awesome reference. Not really knowing how to put you. What is it? It's like a book we had to read in eighth grade about a boy who raised a raccoon. Rascal the raccoon. Yeah.

I never would have thought of that again, I had to not mention it. Rascal the raccoon, I'm looking it up. Still around. Yeah. They made an animated series about it in Japan. Oh yeah. Yeah, it's... animated series about it in Japan. Oh Yeah Yeah, maybe it's not such a such a bad reference not at all Still current will the Japanese audience is gonna love it, but I asked

Oh, I'm sorry the original run was in 1977 original run was in 1977. Is that true? 52 episodes in a week. Nice. Star Wars came on 1977. We're still talking about that shit. You're right. What's the difference?

I also asked about the fish. How do they survive the Jersey winter? And Brian said that they freeze for the winter, and then they come back to life, or they unfree, or a thought out in the spring. I've heard that as well. What are the odds? What are the odds that the first winter would have brought Johnson at the helm? Come back to life in the spring. You see the spring? Sleep well. Sleep well. Put this loose. How are you taking bets?

How many of those fish? Come on, how many of those fish are going to come back to life in the spring? Step one's going to be count. I mean, there's about a thousand of them just giving them a good fish. I was saying, I'm also thinking like, how are some of these fish eating? There's way too much of too many fish for it. And it was for eating each other. It was like the time square upon.

There's just thousands of fish in there. Yeah, that's it. There's that main pond world, the big one, that's hanging out. And then there's this sub pond where all the little goldfish guys hang out. Well, here's where you get to play God though. If the Koi guy comes in, it's like you got too many fish in there, some got to go. Here's where you got to play God though if you have if the if the Koi guy comes in as like you got too many fish and air some got to go

You know here's where you got to make the hard choice Did you name any of the fish yet? I have not but Mary Beth Swear she's gonna name them all That is I would say, functionally impossible. Yeah. Yeah. If they've spooked me, there's at least, I would say, 75 fish in there, right? Probably, yeah.

Goldie one, Goldie two. Yeah. Oh no, Goldie 26. Is it looking too good? An algae on them. Yeah, you're gonna need yourself a real 24 hour, seven day a week, coy guy. Yeah.

That's the thing, like I was telling you guys, like moving in, the previous owners were, I mean, to say they weren't helpful, would be overstating. It's like they were like a negative force, but like there was no like, and's like they're your fish like you guys And the one who fucking put them even you're even your fish now to strangers You would think you'd want them to have the most advantageous

crossover or you know because They don't know you have no you know experience with Koi right which I have to have I have to expect, you know, experience with coy. Right, which I have to, I have to expect that most people's experience with coy is limited. Right. Yeah.

So if you do, like if it were me and I'm moving and I have a coy pine, I'm writing down all the instructions and check out this pump. Cause right now it looks like there's something with the pump and the water's not coming out as much as it should be. I think your pump's a little clogged up, yeah. Yeah.

Unless the water level is low too, I don't even know. Like, I don't know. What do you, like, there was this bottle of LG shit. It's like a gallon of it. And I was like, oh, I guess this is what you put in, you know, to kill the LG and shit. The fucking thing is $90. Just for a gallon. Small price to pay, don't keep your coin. Thankfully, most of it's full.

Yeah, it's like, yeah, I have LG all over my mouth. So it's about a 90 bucks. You told me you have two tubs upstairs, right? There's two tubs upstairs. And you said one of them is you wouldn't even get in, right? Well, in the master. Right now. In the kitchen.

Right, right, right, yeah. Why don't you just for this first winter, play it safe? Play it safe. Get all those fish out of the pond and turn upstairs into a little coy tub. I mean, it's not the worst idea I've heard so far. It's not really.

I mean, this way you could ensure that there's no like awful spring, you know, the black spring. Safe, safe, that's the un-foying. You couldn't, I wouldn't say that to you, I don't think they'd fit in that, though. There's so many fucking fish. But you have that giant storage area down there. Yeah. Which I'm going to argue right now for you to fucking finish and turn that into a fucking

sweet ass room downstairs, that is huge. But you could probably get like a giant fish tank and put them in there for the winter. Probably could, down fishing out. I'm just gonna be fucking fished it. Because Walt says that. But to play it safe,'s gonna cost you a fortune. Right.

Get yourself like one of those little plastic pools. Well, like a baby pool. Like a target or something. Right. And just fill that up and just, you know, and then bring it inside. Keep them in the living room. Well, not in the living room, we keep them in the room where, you know. And then this way you can ensure that the fish, you know, make it through this first winter before.

And then you bone up on all your coin knowledge, you know, this way you know winter Yeah, you figure it out get that get that pond and tip top sheet. I've always dreamed of dedicating most of my time Yeah, it's like Leon the professional. It's like now and responsible for all their lives because I saved them Exactly you own those fish man. Yeah, they're my fish. You're a fish. You got a fucking take care of them. I mean, as I say like you said there's so many like you may have to like think about fixing some of those male fish because they're like they're fucking way too much. There's way too much fish in there. I don't have to read It's 500 bucks an offerings There's way too much fish in there. I don't have to reach.

It's 500 bucks an operate. This is shit. Perfect. I think there's way too many fish in there. I don't know if some of those little guys are getting any of those pellets, you're starting to get there. Yeah, I think it might be right. Mary Beth is one of them's pregnant too.

And then I like, I did look that up and they don't, they like have eggs on the outside or something, they don't like have live babies or whatever. Thank God you live in Jersey and get that koi abortion. Yeah I know right? You don't have to worry about any hopes to jump through. No crazy, the blue states. That's only a thousand dollars.

There's another way to go. You go to the pet store, you buy a fucking couple of turtles, you throw in the rock and it's circle alive baby. Those turtles take care of those fish in like three weeks Yeah, no doubt. I don't know some of those fish are big enough It looks like they might be able to take on a turtle with a small it'll definitely thin the herd. Yeah, it's true I would have a hard time getting that pass Mary But you know those fish you lose Water so red?

Ryan! Looks like when the Japanese killed those dolphins and shit. Just a wave blow. Oh, I took care of our overpopulated koi. Yeah, I'm very bad. I think I fucked up. Terrific. It's worse than I thought it was going to be. I think I fucked up It's more which way worse than I thought it was gonna be But no, what if you put like the trick is to introduce it to the turtles

Get it'll love the turtles And then the turtles become more important than the fish to her Cute names. You know, like a buzz saw. They tear through the spot. Do turtles do anything in a buzz saw rate? It's gonna be a torturous, slow, agonizing death. I'm gonna keep my spring only too, co-eventy. I can't damn it. And turtles too, turtles. I know I've told this story on the show before though I remember Pam telling me the turtles do the same thing they'll like die from the bottom

and like I had this little terrarium which couldn't have been more than six inches deep with dirt and shit in it and my mother was like well, the turtles will just dig down and bury themselves for the winter. But I think it has to be a lot deeper than six inches and it has to be in water because that's spring when I went to check out the turtle. It's like its eyes were hollowed out. It was all dried up. I was like, oh, no. Timmy, where was it? Was it inside? No, it's outside. I don't know why we need to just keep on need to decide like in retrospect like I didn't even think about it until this very instant Why did she just let me keep on?

Oh Wow, that was really tough Wow, but so yeah, I'm not we're not really in here yet. We're still living in the crooked house Yeah, I Was Miss lead Okay, I was told bamboozled. Yeah. Pretty much. I was told it's going to be two days of painting. I just want to paint the two rooms. That's and I was like, all right, that'll go pretty quick. Who told you this? This is what Mary Best told me that I listened. And then she's like, well, I want to paint this. And you know, I'm just

going to go to Lowe's and get some paint. And I want to paint this and you know I'm just going to go to lows and get some paint and I was like okay she came back with fucking 15 gallons of paint for every different room I'm like it looks like fucking pride month man. It's like every color of the fucking rainbow. I like the darker rooms. Yeah yeah she like her room she has she has like a little craft room that she's gonna set up and that room's a little bright for me, that blue room. Has she figured out that like she has to introduce this slowly

to a Brian Johnson, she can't be like, we're just gonna paint one room. And she knew she was lying the whole time. And you know, just to not overwhelm you with like too much painting. She's manipulative enough that I knew you. That's a probability. Just that's overwhelming and naked feel like it's too daunting.

We're just gonna paint one room. And then I'm like, how much, how many coats are we gonna put? You sure got a lot of paint. Wow, it needs 15 gallons to cover that, huh? I don't know, I wanna think that. I learned a lot about paint. It's just a white room. I wouldn't think it would be that much.

Boy, make paint the way they used to, huh, man? I'm gonna take care of the fish, right? Yeah, so now, like, I mean, down to like low, low priority rooms like the, the room with like the washer and dryer in it and shit. And I'm looking at like, is she taped? That needs a coat too. Yeah.

Yeah, I ruined it. I'm like, this looks perfect. I'm like you. I'm just like like, like, the walls have a dingy, like smoker after look. That's fine with me. The movies tend to smoke. That's okay, because it's all dingy. I heard it.

You got to paint everything. Every inch. I don't know about every inch, but I did like, there's a wall behind you right there that like, you can tell the, like just like human sweat and oils and people living here for years. Like once you put that new coat on, you're like, all right, this does look a lot better.

And it feels cleaner. Yeah. You know, but at what, I would, uh, but then you're racing everybody who's ever been here though, right? Oh, I'm, I'm,

oh, you're mother fuckers, they wouldn't teach me about coy. Fuckin' all of that. How much you never were then. Yeah, really. The lady cried when she left the realtor told me. Oh, really? Yeah, because they lived here ever since, like, the late 80s.

Oh, boy. Did, who's doing the most of the painting? Uh, I would say it's me. You're doing the most painting. I married about did all the taping. She liked all that blue tape shit. That's how it's like three straight days. And she's like, I love him. But I can't do it. See, I'm like, you like when you're, uh, you tell Deb, like, well, obviously I can't go out and do lawn maintenance, because I'm gonna get fucking poisoned, I'll be like, because of my medication, my handshake. So I can't, I can't really put the tape on the streets. And do you like, do you, like, hand put up a little bit? You're like, like, you're Michael J. Fox.

You're on the ground, come on. She's like, is there a earthquake going on? No, no, no, no, I'm just trying to show you. There's no way I can hold that paint. I can't even take it. I mean, this person without tremors. I was just gonna have to come in and redo it anyway. If I do it, so why even bother?

You want me to wish your 15 gallons of paint? Okay, fine. That's what I'll do. Yeah, like Edgar's been helping out a lot, and my brother Daren came up. He came up yesterday and he painted for a while That's his bottle of Captain Morgan Surprisingly very little drink. Yeah

Yeah, I was surprised that too. He loves a good rum and coke. Yeah Man, it's a beautiful house though. Man a lot of features that I really love We're burning fireplace so nice That's like I always wanted a fireplace a lot of features that I really love. Wood burning fireplace so nice. That's like, I always wanted a fireplace. I came close when I lived in Highlands. I had a wood burning stove. I love that thing, yeah.

But that was like, remember, it's like we'd be sitting in the living room. It would be 90 and then like you'd go into the kitchen and it would be 60 here. I didn't like my wife put a wood burning stove in the room where I watch TV with the dogs and I like she's like want to start a fire at any time it goes below like you know you know 40 she's like want to like 40 degrees like where I start I'm like no man the dogs are panting

it's like it's like a sauna in the room it's like it's the most uncomfortable thing if the room is just too small for wood-burnt stove. But I like to smell, but that's really the only aspect. Yeah, they have, and I was told this, but I was like, I don't think so. Like there's a way to pump that heat everywhere, like through ducks and ship, but I'm like, so now I'm putting in all this ductwork.

Oh, new ductwork? It's a force in air, through, I'm like, fucking that shit. And it's also, I all just open the windows. And the wood burning stove also is like the birds. The fucking birds. I never had any bird issues, but I know you did. Yeah, it's a constant.

But again, the pipe. Yeah, then you can hear him scratching in there. Well, you can't you put like a grill on the outside? Yeah, they break through the grill, though, man. Really? Yeah, they're determined to get in for some reason Because of the warmth. Yeah, that's it's nice. Yeah I've the one thing I really really dislike about the place. I don't know if you notice, but the doors

Did you notice the doors? They're very like they're hollow so they're like kind of there 80s construction door 80s yeah, like the door knobs are all jiggly and yeah, yeah, I didn't notice that But I understand what you mean. Yeah, like I like like I like your doors where it's like it's a nice solid wood door when you close it It's like you know it's closed. Yeah until you slam your fucking finger on it I've done a billion times and you're like why the fuck don't I have 80s doors? Yeah It's beautiful man It's so pretty. Yeah, the bar downstairs

Portable it's so like useless on me though now like when I when I want we that's a four-coloured demons clubhouse down there, man That's true Fuck yeah I brought him a little gift card. That's a little housewarming present way to I brought him a little gift card, that's a little housewarming present. Way to. Uh, well, Bed Bath and Beyond.

Bed Bath and Beyond. Yeah. And it was $200. Get out of here, you know. Actually, it actually cost me $400. Because, um, I went into the store to buy it. I didn't buy it at Bed Bath and Beyond. I bought it at Walgreens.

Uh-huh. And I brought it to Bath and Body Works. Our $200. And my wife goes, Oh, no. What the fuck are you gonna do with this? And I'm like, whoa, me?

She goes, so do they need it. She has a book to bathroom body works. And I was just like, holy fuck. I was like, why on earth are their stores that similarly named? Like, why, and I started to rush, like, you should have went in and bought it. But I could see you didn't want to go in last night and buy it. And she's like, you can know what to buy. She goes buy it. And I was just like, I have went in and bought it. But I could see you didn't want to go in last night and buy it. And then she's like, you know what to buy?

She goes buy it. And I was just like, I'll go in and get it. And I'm looking around and like, oh yeah, she told me what to buy because I was like, I'm going to get low. She goes, no, I get lows. Get something like a bedbatham. Wait a minute. What's it called?

Bedbatham. Bedbatham beyond. That's the first thing I would do if I was one of those CEOs. I feel like we got to change our name. Too close to the other one. But thank you. Bedbatham beyond. My wife said the same one. Thank you. I bet it would be okay. My wife said the same thing because I'll use it on Christmas.

I'll buy Christmas Christmas. Yeah. But fuck, I was just like, fuck a Johnson. Yeah. Oh, that's a fucker. That's a fucker. That's a fucker. Yeah.

So we were doing, we're finishing up all the painting this week. The pod comes tomorrow We got unload all the shit by You have a dumpster here. I don't think so there's like Dammit to make the trip down to do you know the stand my fucking job is I won't take shit from my house. They just don't really you gotta be like Frank five and just drive your garbage around Oh, yeah drive your garbage around. Oh, yeah.

Throw it in your car. I just think someone would have dumped it. I have so much shit to get rid of. Like, construction debris? Yeah. Yeah. All right. We can't help it.

Is there somewhere you could like a junkyard? You could just drop it off it? I haven't considered that yet, but maybe the thing to do is to rent a fucking U-Haul. And just load it up and bring it there. We're like, there's like this nature preserves and stuff. I only just go and fucking drop it off and one of there's a, like there's nature preserves and stuff. I only just go and fucking drop it off and one of them, like,

I've been doing that here and there, but there's only so many things you can do. It's like, for a cherry, for a cherry, for a pregnant, for a joker, it's like, it's like, it's a picture of me and like, I vision, it's like, you do. I'm trying to get an old toilet to swap.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See you later. Yeah. Stooghins! Yeah, so there'll be a updated report when we finally get in here and it's nice house. I think you got a 4 color demon clubhouse in the basement. I think this place is beautiful.

Yeah. Yeah, I like that idea. Yeah. Yeah, I'll have to buy some red and black paint Yeah, do a little bit more paint. Fuck yeah, nice starting to see it. I Had to get some more paint. Yeah, you need to more Yeah, right. All right, very best thing. I'm on it that was the second

Big deal this week this past week. It was the closing of the house was on Monday and then on Wednesday As you know, because you texted me two years anniversary. You two year anniversary? Yes. Now, here's my question. I guess this would be more aimed at you, Walt, as a married guy, you buy your wife an anniversary present, and then you find out that she upgrades it. How am I supposed to feel about it? What was it? Here's the upgrade. Okay. So she's into this blue October band. Yes. And they're playing

Count Basie in sometime in November. So I'm like, all right, I'll go get tickets. And I got like, I went on right away, like as soon as tickets went on sale, and I got like good like center orchestra seats, like I think it's like seventh or eighth row. It's like they're great seats. Mm-hmm. And I tell her, I'm like, you know, this is what I'm, I got you for your anniversary, for the anniversary. Almost immediately, she's online,

and she buys what's called like a sound check. It's like an extra like. Like add on package. It adds on. On the afternoon, when they do their sound check, you can be there. When they go and do their sound check, yeah, they play songs that they're not gonna play

during the regular set. Wow, and then they start selling tickets to this. And why would they be playing songs? I'm not gonna be playing during the evening because how does that help them practice what they're performing? This sounds like another way to be like, you know, we could do shit. You know guys. She do a little mini concert for the saps or willing to pay more than It was more than the original ticket No more than it was more than the original ticket. No. Yeah.

You get to meet the band, you get like a meet. I think you get to meet the band and take a picture and stuff, which I'm like, and you got me one. That wasn't really necessary. So you got to go there for the soundcheck in the afternoon and then come back. Then come back for the evening. For the real performance.

For real performance. the real performance. For a band that like I think I recognize two songs now, having been to three concerts. I've seen it in the blue October, more than any band I actually like and follow. Yeah, I just wasn't sure how to feel about that or the immediate upgrade, which is like you fucked up. Yeah, I wouldn't consider that technically an upgrade,

would you? That's just an add-on. Yeah, I wouldn't consider that technically enough. Great. That's just an add on. Yeah, it's an add on, I think. The more exciting of the two you might say. I didn't even know they did it. Like, you know, I was a little aware. What is the second anniversary? Is it a copper?

A copper? Cotton. Yeah. Okay. So what had this cotton come into the bottle? I'll put it in my ears when during the concert. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the Tellum Steve Dave Facebook group. So she has all kinds of people feeding her information when blood tovers coming around and blocked over facts. You got to cut her off on that. It's like you can't have her involved with that. It's too much, right? It's too much. Yeah.

This is like a Josh Groban type situation that I'm looking at. No, I meant the Facebook group. Oh, you got to cut out her contact. No more blog to look at. No, no, blog tovers good. The, yeah, blog to was good for you, man. It gives you a layup every time they're in town. That's great. It's true, because we just went and that was for Mother's Day. Hmm.

Thought we went to PNC. Oh, and it was, oh, it was beautiful. Well, it could have been more beautiful, but she's like, I don't like the Goo Goo dolls, and they were the main act. So I'm like, wait a second, so we can go and see Blue October and then take off. Well, everyone else is watching the Goo Goo Dolls,

and like, I mean, you just want to see Chicago, you know what it's like. It's a nightmare getting out of here. Yeah, it's the worst. And especially, you know, I'm battling, you know, 80 year old drivers who aren't that quick getting out of the parking lot either. Right. The blue October of Google Dolls, their mean average age was a little lower than 80. Yeah. Yeah. It was like, but it wasn't that

not that much. Like, like, there were older people there, like probably in their, like, late 40s, 50s because they were big in the 90s, right? Google dolls. Yeah. They were like, what's your big hit? Google dolls? Anybody know? Name is name them. Yeah, check it out. I like it. Once I play, like, I can't remember the name of this song, but once I played the song, I was like, oh, yeah, that's right.

Now it's blue October, the opening act. I mean, the, from the headliner in Count Basie in November. Yes. Yeah. I want to ask you, what do you think about this? Is like, you ever hear that theory that, you know, that man will marry their mothers? I've heard that theory, yes.

Do you think that there's something on it? Like, your mother is obsessed with a performer. Yeah. And now you married a woman who is obsessed with a performer. Oh, I think it goes far beyond that. It's like, that's like one of the little things, but like, the corny ass sense of humor. Like that kind of like the shit she says sometimes.

Like there are many things she does that reminds me of Pam. That like I think the theory is like real true. I didn't know it at the time. You know, this is the light you when she says corny things. I didn't know it at the time. I didn't know it at the time. I didn't know it at the time. I didn't know it at the time. I didn't know it at the time. I didn't know it at the time. I didn't know it at the time.

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mots that's in your office. No, I mean, like, she has a sharp sense of humor. Yeah. But like, she will say corny shit and show like, like with the squirrels, you may appreciate this. Oh, I love Marybeth. I've seen Marybeth around animals. Oh my god It's crazy like now we have chipmunks here. So she's like a chipmunk terror. She's like, oh, I think I saw him yesterday I'm with her Yeah, I would I would set up, man, so much you do with this property,

gets a bad potential, yeah. Unbelievable, me, offencing out my name, have you met your neighbor yet? I haven't. I haven't got a little bit. You should do yourself, really? You're not gonna go over and be like, here's a fucking pie.

I'm giving them a pie. Yeah, you're moving into their neighborhood, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm gonna give me a pie, right? Yeah, I think I them a pie. Yeah, you move into their neighborhood Yeah, I think I get the pie. No, when I moved into my house I went to my neighbors one by one right in the doorbell And you brought a pie's pie I think I'm a pie I brought them the gift of celebrity That would be enough to choke on this bitch. I just raised your property No, but I went around and introduced myself. Did you?

I did. Yeah, like it paid off. I'm good relationship with my name. Do you? I know, like at the Crooked House, I already knew one of my neighbors from highlands, so I didn't really like me down. That's a rental. You don't have to do that with a rental.

Oh, without a rent. Oh, yeah. Fuck that. I got transient. You might be a 30 years with these people. That's true Like yeah, like you you leave and they're watching your house for you like my neighbor fucking owns a pizza real He'll text me and be like I'm coming by with pizza and drop it off. It's the fucking best, dude. Really? Do you have any neighbors like this? I'm usually the best neighbor out of the two, I have two neighbors on either side of me. I find that I'm more valuable to them than they are to me. Because just the other day.

I wise or I'm just overall. Because they never talk to me, but the other day, I'm gonna leave in my driveway and I look up at the top window, I guess it would be their attic window and there's water coming out of it. You're really? I was pouring out of their window. So I'm like, you know what, that can't be normal.

I've never seen that happen to our window. I said, maybe they don't even know about it. So I got out of the car and knocked on the door. And it's the person who lives there, I guess she had a babysitter over, a babysitter over. When she opened the door, you would have thought that, you know, that like, you know, I had a ball and chain, like I just fucking escaped.

Okay, you're like in your prison stripe? Yeah, the way that she was terrified, like she's stutteringly, yes, and I'm like, oh, I just want to let you know, there's some water pouring out of your window up upstairs. And she goes, and she finally was like, she felt comfortable enough to come outside so I could show her. She goes, okay, I gotta go take care of that in your hands. I don't know what really happened though,

but again, enough not for me. Yeah. Who knows what happened. Is it held by she little babysitter? Pfft. Well, now between 30 and 40. There's like, I don't know if it extends to that age, but there's a real thing with, like, generation Z and millennials that, like, they're freaked out if somebody comes to the door.

Like, I've seen Mary Beth, I swear to God, I'm not exaggerating. I've seen her hit the deck, like, the fucking UPS guy comes in and she'll fucking, like, duck down, like, behind the couch, like, so he can't see or I'm like what are you doing? Like we come from a time where it's like if like I wanted to like hang out with Walt and I called his house and this phone was busy I'd be like I'll just go to Walt's house and knock on the door. Yeah, and that's what you did and people came to your door and like they knocked out of their salesman or something or whatever You know fucking deliver in the newspaper, but it's like in this day and age, like somebody coming to your house

and knocking on your door, who's unfamiliar, is like, it freaks people out. I must have made it, it does even still, like, because it's so unusual, it's so out of the ordinary. And if they don't have a uniform on and it's just somebody in plain clothes, yeah.

I definitely am just like, who the fuck is this? What are we doing? And should I even bother to open the door? Right. But it happened so it's really... It's just water poured out of your window. I guess it doesn't care. So you're more valuable to your neighbors.

I would think that they would also agree with that too. Considering how little contact we have, you know, I'm always the one being like, look out for this or letting them make them aware of something. Like a minority in the neighborhood or something? Guys guys. Did you see something that he likes?

He's on about some Puerto Rican dude, I don't know. I mean, the guy just lives down the street out of what they do. He's walking about some Puerto Rican dude. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, the guy just lives down the street. I don't know what they're doing. He's walking his dog. This is, yeah, bad houses. You gotta get some bad houses, because I foresee mosquito issues here. If you don't clamp down on that population. A bad house, huh?

Oh, I put stuff like that. So there's so many things that I'm not sure. I didn't even know it was a good place to play. No, no way. Don't get a bad house. I don't know, man. I just affect a bad house means that you have bats. That close to your house.

Sage is foaming at the max. What the hell? You got bats anyway. You're gonna see bats in this yard. Look at this. You're in a forest. Mm. I still wouldn't want.

Yes, maybe that'll fly by. Key word, fly by and go somewhere else. There's no houses here. Come home. Yeah. Oh, you'd be so happy with that. You have a bad house. I do have a bad house, but it's not hooked up.

What does that mean? It's not hooked up. I bought it, but I haven't. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you don't have a bad house. I'm not a bad house. I have a bad house. I can't take that from me.

But you can't tell me from experience that it's a good idea. How long has it been in the garage? Uh, four years, four years. Five years. Yeah, I don't know. I just would be very leery. I just wouldn't want, you know, flying vermin, living that close to my house. It's bad enough having the vermin,

the regular vermin, the crawl around you. But the kind that can swoop down on you. They're not going to swoop down on you. And feed on you. You never do. Yeah, while you're out there. It's a damn tough life. It's like Temple of Doom, what the fuck is giant?

And then creatures, they're the little brown bats. They eat like a thousand mosquitoes a night. Each one wants battle. Mayerbeth, I love it. Think you'll like the bats? You're so cute. I don't know, there's a video on, uh. Just fuck it all of a sudden, he's Dr. Doolittle, he like the bats. You're so cute. I don't know, there's a video on... He's fucking all of a sudden, he's Dr. Dole and all these co-ay bats.

I know. Turtle, chipmunks. Yeah, it's true like where I live now. Like the cricket house, there's a groundhog. I got one groundhog, that's it. He's pretty cool. I haven't seen him in a while though, so I don't know if he got fucking torn up by a dog. Well, you could always fill in the pond.

Just fucking, just dump cement. Yeah, exactly. I don't even take the fish out. Yeah. Very bad. I was like, what? What? And then paint the concrete blue.

So it looks like there's water in there. Yeah, like paint little fish, like the Cartoon Fish and Shit. Oh, fuck yeah. It's way easier to maintain. Yeah, like I just want to refuse, but the coat on, that's all. Yeah. Ah, it's a beautiful house, though, man. And I think you did great.

Thanks. Yeah, it took a little while to get out of that crooked house, but I'm sure there'll be tales of fucking guess what went wrong Well, that's everybody has those yeah, I don't know why I don't know what it is. Maybe it's just like Like a level of narcissism that I was unaware of but I'm like why this is kind of shit only happened to me But is everybody feel that way? I'm sure when you start in a feel like it's overwhelming, you can get into that mode, but yeah, rest assured. It's happening to everybody's dealing with that,

you know, something going wrong. Like what are pouring out of a window? If I came home and water's coming out of my window, I'd be like, holy me, holy shit, what are you having? Dude, I couldn't move into my house for two years after I bought two over, a little over two years. That's exactly what I said to Mary Beth. I was like, I'm gonna channel Q's patients.

Yeah. Because that dude fucking waited so long for that house. But the payoff. The payoff. The fucking. Yeah, love the house. And it's totally updated and stuff. But it was a long, I mean, there were holes in the walls.

You see to the outside of the house through the walls in the house. It was a bay. it was a wreck. Yeah, and I remember like when you first were going to buy it and I came up and we were checking it out. It's like it's just, it's almost like you just built a fucking brand new house. I mean, I guess the inside is all brand new, right? Well, yeah, outside is fucking awesome. I love that stone. Yeah, it's a nice house, it is, but every single person when I first went it was like yeah Do you know anything about this and I'm like no?

My mother was like my mother was telling my cousin. I don't know why he bought that house. It's a piece of shit Before it was Yeah, she later she confessed that to me she goes out when I gave her the tour when it was all done She was like, you know, I have to be honest, I didn't see what you saw. I remember telling your cousin, Kevin, that you would board like this piece of shit. And I looked at him like,

they're fucking you telling my cousin, Kevin, that. I was like, why are you bad, Malphine, me behind my back? Like, what the fuck is that about? I was so upset at that. What did she think you were gonna take on all the repairs yourself? I don't know what she did. My mother is this type of person that, like when I went to buy a car, my first new car, What did she think you were gonna take on all the repairs yourself? I don't know what she did.

My mother is this type of person that like when I went to buy a car, my first new car, she was like, don't buy electric windows and don't buy, like don't buy like a lock, a clicker on the lock. She's like, that's all stuff that could break. She's like, it'll break and you're gonna end up paying $200 to fix your, I never had to fucking fix a roll up window in my entire life. But don't buy roll up windows, don't buy the fucking, like heated seats, don't buy anything.

Everything's gotta be no frills cheap as possible to my mother. You know, she's of that generation, you know? So. You'll be hard pressed to find a new card that has roll up windows. Dude, I'm telling you, this was like delayed 90s. Okay.

But it was still hard. It was still like when you asked for roll up windows, they were like, what? I'm talking about like, it 90s. Okay. And it was still hard. It was still like, when you asked for a lot of windows, they were like, what? What the fuck are you talking about? Like, it's basic. Oh my God. It's funny. Pam said the same exact thing.

Well, not exact, but very similar to me, like when I was getting my first car, she was like, by roll up windows, she was like, because if you, if you go off the road into a river or something, she's like, that way you can roll them down and the electric head won't work. I'm like, really statistically, I feel like I'm okay here.

Like I can just get the electric windows. I didn't want air conditioning. He's like, I don't need it. We live in the Northeast and get it 100 degrees. And they're, you know, they just hold school. Yeah, the salesman's gonna look at you funny and you're like, yeah, I don't want power windows and I don't even need a key ignition.

Just give me one of those cranks. Yeah, right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right.

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Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Oh my God. Yeah, it's weird. So Q, you had a fucking pretty cool week. You went down to Elvis country.

I was in Graceland. Yeah, last week I went for Elvis week. It's his death. They have it every year of his death and I was there for it. I never got to go to this before But it's a candlelight vigil in the night before he died and it's A thousand fucking fans with candles and and they they slowly go up the driveway to Graceland They go to his grave and they lay flowers or say a few words and then they walk down back down the driveway And it's a procession and they've they say it starts at eight o'clock and night when the sun goes down,

they go, they have been times where at 3 pm, the next day afternoon, there's still people going through. It's fucking crazy. Why like, what is it that like I look at Q and I look at his fondness and your obsession for Elvis? And like I don't really think much of it. Like I'm like, oh, she's until this.

You know why? Because he's not doing it on a level like your mother or Mary Beth. Right. You know, he's oh, she's in tell of this. You know why? Because he's not doing it on a level like your mother or Mary Beth. Right. You know, he's not, that's not the only thing he talks about. They're not undermining it by bad odds. He talks about other things. Right.

He doesn't like, it's not a one-trick pony with the office, you know. Because you would think that. I think if it's all he ever spoke about. Right. But I'm like, I look at the, like he tells me about this kind of like procession. I'm like, these people are maniacs.

Like a guy died 40 years ago. Oh, that's longer than that, right? 45 years. 45 years. I remember where I was. Yeah. Yeah. I was in the back seat of my mother's car, my mother and my grandmother were in the front

seat. We were at a drug store in Lawrence Harbor. We had just turned a radio on and came over their news report and like they couldn't even, like my mom couldn't even drive. Like for a few minutes, she was just sitting there like stung. Not upset, but just like, like couldn't believe it, you know, that he had passed away. Yeah. A giant left the world.

Yeah. Is there anybody who could do that to you today? Where you would like stop for minutes? I mean, it's a side from like someone you're related to. Like just a select. I mean, I think as a, like as a kid, you know, growing up, maybe, you know, maybe gene. Yeah. You know, the demon. Mm-hmm. If you passed on now, no, I mean, come on, he's like, well, he's not, he was an older guy, it's not that, you know, it's not that crazy. Like if you like Jesus, it still would be like, wow,

like it's not even, but it's not even about gene, it's about like a part of your child. Yeah, yeah, it's like it's about you. Right, well, that's what everybody, that's why my mom couldn't drive. It wasn't like, you know, she wasn't that huge a fan, it was just part of her life growing up. Right, yeah. I think that was her gene. Yeah. Yeah. I think she

made out the better. Yeah. She got the better version. Yeah. Yeah. That too. After Tom Petty died, that was it. Nothing else. Shake me. No other artists. I went through that. No. Tom Petty was always the key. Like Like after that, I'll be able to handle everything. I think we just told him what they said. I think Harrison Ford might be a rough one, just as he was in the Antigone's and Han Solo, you know, amongst many others. But there was Han Solo, Rune, no.

I mean, you know, with the movie, not the reboot, but- I'm just taking the Disney Star Wars and made it its own thing. You've locked it away, I think, just you. No, I just wanted to- I think I look at it as like fan fiction more than anything now.

What's scathing, though? I might get some blowback on that. That's all right. That's all right. But you know what, guys of our age, guys of our generation, now like they're all have the same mindset. Sunday Jeff detests Star Wars now, because of what Disney did to it.

Yeah, you know, I mean, this bright spots, Van Lorry and I really like a lot. You know, there are, I like if they had stopped maybe, the warry and I really like a lot. You know, there are, I like, if they had stopped maybe after the first season, I don't know if the season two was as good as season one. No, I like solo, I like for one. They did like solo? I like solo a lot.

Yeah, so it's not like I'm like this, but even solo, which I really enjoy, I'm like, it's fan fiction. It's just, it's like. I always respected Sunday, Jeff, when he came out immediately when everybody was in love with baby Yoda Yeah, he was the first guy I was brave enough to say like to shit sucks Like the Martha Ray no Martha Ray Norma Ray

Society I thought everybody still love baby Yoda. Oh, I think they do, but I think that they, he took a major rate, major personal risk by coming out and saying he hated it though, because everybody was in love with it. As he suffered, as he career suffered, as I said. Like Sunday got a little suffer, but you're right. It's weird how like if Q says that, people will get upset with him that like what you don't like the same thing

I like What the fuck? Well, they throw they throw around certain Words to describe who he is like he's that he's the a guy of his His age and his demographic if you if you complain about Star Wars age and his demographic. If you complain about Star Wars, you're labeled. Are you like a boomer? Yeah, yeah, yeah, hater and everything. But, and that's why I always said I always, like when Sunday came out like that, it was a real inspirational fiery speech. He's like, I don't know this game will pop it. I'm gonna pop it. I'm gonna pop it. I'm gonna pop it. I'm gonna pop it. I'm gonna pop it. I'm gonna pop it.

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I'm gonna pop it. I'm gonna pop it. I'm gonna pop it. I'm gonna pop it. I'm gonna drove away. I was like, I don't know. I don't know if Tommy was upset with your time, about Star Wars. Because he really shut down. If you went on that like, this is coming to maybe you'll be tattooed. It's funny. It's very, it's very strange. I don't understand people. I don't know. It's like, yeah. Like, if you hate stowers or love stowers, it doesn't affect me. It doesn't affect me. I don't know why people care so much.

Because it's a cultural phenomenon, Stowers. I like it's, it's, it's, it's just as big as Elvis, if not bigger, I would think, right? I agree. Well, the thing too, it's like, I think we get some people of Irish's craw, is because like, we were fans of Star Wars. Also, same with comic books.

People talk now about how fucking, like, they don't understand how hard it was to be a comic book fan. Like, it's just fucking, that's why I get upset when I see what they do with some of the properties today because I'm like, oh, it's so fucking lame, but it's like, I mean, it was real threat to a fucking social existence that you read comic books. Oh, yeah, you look upon as a man-child, as like you didn't deserve like an intimate relationship. Yeah. You're joking, but that's true.

It is true. You were so terrified of some people knowing. I remember like, you know, keeping that a big secret. Yeah, I remember girls that I would date like back in like that, you know, age of my life from high school on to my 20s and stuff. Like they had to accept my love of comics is kind of like, almost like Maribats corny jokes. It's like jokes It's like always just so it's he likes it. What are you gonna do when it was always like a little pat on the head? Oh, you like you like a Superman so much and shit like that now Yeah, now it's like

Yeah, you get like on the planet or rock and Superman tattoo shirts. Yeah, and like like cool actors are playing the characters Everybody's all like so we are lining up fallen over themselves to get these roles in these movies Ryan Hurst has to be the most eager guy. I think I've ever seen it to play He wants to play some character. I can't remember what it is But it's like I think it's a Marvel. Yeah, Marvel character. Yeah, I'm gonna try to probably something and he's He was on Instagram. He was sort of lobby and for it and like getting people to say like hey, let Ryan play You know whatever whatever character it was I'm not he's a fucking great actor. I love to play it. Yeah, are you up to date?

I didn't have been watching the shulky. I have not watched I have not watched you. No. Have you? Yeah, we think If this shit was, you can shit was anything but like, if this was some new character that was introduced, people would just be like, you're like, are you kidding me? Why, what do you mean? It's just so CW-ish.

It's so like, come on. There's so many way better characters you could do. Oh, you know what, she hook, I like she hook. But it just doesn't work for me, especially the way that they're doing this. Yeah. But I did like, I don't know if you're up to date, I'm sure you're not, because you're,

you're fucking, not Bob. Dude, my TV watch, because I'm not Bob Heel. I'm not Bob Heel. You're Bob Heel. Bob Heel. Yeah, you're Bob Heel. Now, so yeah, you got to be like, Jones and for your TV fix, right? Oh my God, I needel. You're Bob Heel. Yeah, Bob Heel. Bob Heel. Yeah, you're Bob Heel now.

So yeah, you got to be like, Jones and for your TV fix, right? Oh my God, I need it. You got to be like, this is hardly been coming off Hope's. So I can't imagine you finished stranger things, right, the last season. No, no, no, no.

I did. You know, like it? I loved it. Yeah, I liked it. Yeah, it's really. That's what I would talk about last week. Yeah, I don't know if you finish it and didn't like it. Yeah.

It really showed me what a piece of shit I was. Like for so many years, like, like, like, shitting on, like, kids saving the world. Yes. You have taken that sense. I really did. And I apologize so much because like now all I want is content where kids save the fucking world

because it showed me like how wrong I was. It was so enjoyable that I really, really wish that I had waited until the whole thing was done so I could just watch all at once now. This agonizing weight. Yeah, I'm probably two-year weight or so. But I loved it though. Yeah, it's good. We have been like, well, like she works on our computer at night and shit and I sit there and

Basically, vegetate but we we we we we restarted stream can't go on your computer Sometimes I go my iPad like I stopped watching all the like the crazy videos of like the headings and all that other shit It's like I like I get notes or like a little enough Notification on my iPad. It's like your like I get notes or like a little enough notification on my iPad It's like your internet is you know usages down X percent last week. It's like for a total of like 16 minutes. Oh, that's great Yeah, no kidding Alexa. I brought a house. Yeah, what do you think I got time for you now? No shit Alexa

Hi for you now. No shit Alexa. Why is Alexa telling me that? Alexa paint the room for me. You can't, right? You're useless. Just like every other fucking woman in my life. But you could tell me you stupid joke, right? Corny has bitch.

Just closes her computer. Turn the light off. Yeah. Alexa, did I say turn the lights off? Oh my god, my mother must have told me three, four times already. My sister is on the same Amazon account. She is. So they have the whole turning the lights off and on.

Type shit hooked up, where it's like Alexa turned the lights off. So like my mother will go on and she'll like turn my sister's lights out on her. On purpose? On purpose. Just like just a fuck with her. I thought that was like a real fucking... Yeah, it's like a Johnson. Yeah, it's like a whole high-ging sin.

You're proud of her, yeah. But she also was just like, look at this and it's like the bulb, like whatever smart bulb it is, is like, it has like four different colors. And I'm like, great, none of them are useful, except for the regular, good color. I'm gonna read my fucking blue light. Maybe for developing photos, you can turn that red on. Yeah, right.

I had a, I had a consider that. That's funny. Yeah, so I met Priscilla Presley. Ooh, what? Really? Yeah, I met Priscilla Presley. What? Really? Yeah, I met Priscilla. And that was big. It was like context. She was there.

She was that great. She was there for the event. She was there for the, for the, Did you get one on one? What are, uh, briefest of briefest. Like an introduction, hello, nice to meet you. And then I stood next to her for part of the ceremony. But, got to meet Priscilla. That was pretty good. Barbara Eden, got to meet you and then I stood next to her for part of the ceremony. But got to me

presidue, that was pretty good barber Eden got to meet barber Eden. That's right. That's better than fucking Priscilla. Yeah, I don't know. It's up there with that. Did you ask her to make you know that I got three wishes for? No, you don't have to ask her to do the blinks. She does it. She'll do it. She's just waiting around long enough. She'll get to it. Why was she there? She was in a movie with Elvis years and years ago. So they had her come out.

How'd she look? She's up there, right? She looks gorgeous, isn't it? 90, right? She looks great. 90. She's great. She's with it.

She looks great. Like, she's very pretty. Like, she's great. She's with the moves. Nobody's helping her around, walk around, and stuff like that. That was great. Yeah, she's top 10. Yeah nobody's helping her around walk around and stuff like that is great. She's top 10. Yeah, I can see why.

Mary Taller Moore, Robert Eden, Dorstay. Yeah, I won't, I won't, Harriet's up in the day's gonna buy. Yeah. Most of the chicks I like are in black and white That hairdo is back then They had they had fucking large hairdo's yeah, yeah, she looked good. Oh my god. I saw it girl on stand-out and yesterday um, I Mean the 80s like remember how the hair was sprayed in teased like fucking hell off when that she was it looked like she walked off the video of like somebody's doing the 80s throwback Music video, but she wasn't she was just walking around living her life, and she was I would say 2022

So I've started to see the first signs that like I'm not talking like Like oh, she's got touches of the 80s. I'm talking about she had like It was full on. Like, she went for it. She went for it, and it was so impressive to see that I was like, wow, I actually kind of hope this catches on. You went out and bought an Iraq.

Yeah. I love an Iraq man. How much fucking fun would that be? That would be pretty fun. What were your, what did you have to perform at Elvis week? Well, I couldn't judge the contest this year because I had to leave Graceland to go to QS, but they had this conversation with Elvis series where it's a 1500 people, it's like a giant theater there, And they just interview people that

knew Elvis who were influenced by Elvis. So they had me go up and do 20 minutes with a guy like a Q and I, you know, just an interview with a guy and it was fucking great. I rarely walk off stage and be like, oh, we killed it. But like, it was a lot of fun. Like, we're just talking about Elvis and making jokes and shit like that. Um, there was it. They brought me down to that. And I was there for the vigil, like, you know, met people, talked to people and stuff like that. I was doing a bit last week because of that, because with the closing, it was supposed to be

a week before which would have conflicted with the trip. Yeah. Yeah. Then they changed it. It was like up in the air, up in the air, and then they changed it like by the time you were already there, they changed the closing date, and I was like, I was pissed.

It was, I mean. I would love to have you a bolt of those, the Key West and the Elvis thing. Oh, what an Elvis week. They already asked me to come next year next year on your 16th Why don't we do into a four-colled demons meet up all with down there? It's an idea. Yeah, so we'll get some people in tell this week, too All right nice and candles get some candles. Yeah, and then went to Q. West for Jiggy's batsman party

For two to three. It was that was so I love cute. It's really my favorite place on the planet. It's just so much fun down there. Uh, I miss you there too. What's up? Missed you there too? Yeah, that was, like I remembered like, oh yeah, Q's in Key West today. Yeah. It was like, damn it.

I was sitting around waiting for these fucking idiots to get their shit together. Yeah. And then after that, I can't too many details on on where I went after that, but I can't and I And I debated even talking about this, but I had Dinner left Key West went to a mystery location that I don't I can't say because it's not mine. Can't divulge It's not even important. It doesn't matter. No, you'd just be like, oh, okay, you're in a state who cares like but I met and had dinner with Bob Weir who was grateful dead that he was him in Jerry Garcia We're like the two thing and a big Steve parish who was there roti for All 30 years managed to Jerry Garcia band and stuff like that and it happened like I know a friend that knew them who just invited me to go out to dinner with them

and after telling you guys that I was getting into the grateful dead, completely unrelated to anything else, I found myself at dinner with them a week later. Isn't that crazy? And they're fucking nuts. I guess. It's like, you don't think that's fucking crazy? That like I just start listening.

I see them in concert. I'm listening to them. And then a week later I go out to dinner and they're just there. that's fucking crazy? That like I just start listening. I see them in concert. I'm listening to them. And then a week later, I go out the dinner and they're just there. That's fucking insane. I don't know. I get barbie and no, still got trouble. That was guys.

I know. Barbie. For me, I mean, you're tired of it. If you're telling somebody else that's like into the dead, yeah, then. But I mean, just the weirdness of it is what I'm talking about. Not even like the, like, I wasn't like a reach out I was like a big fan. We got it. You know, I'd love to be just happen. Just all right. It just happens dance

It just happens dance that I found myself at a dinner with them a crazy No, all right. Maybe I'm overthinking It's it's like cool stories. Okay so many dude It turned out to be like an eight out like Like it was like, all they have complete recall of everything. They, and they just, well, I sat there and just listened to them tell stories. How is that possible? With all the brain cells that they sh-

All that, they sh- Oh, that's it. That they destroyed. He, I asked him that. I'm like, how do you remember that? I'm as big Steve as I'm just making a joke. No, he's good. He was.

He was. I'm as big Steve. I'm as big Steve as I'm making a joke. No, he's good. He was. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm turn telling us a story. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't want to risk it. I'm reading his book now. Big Steve Pagash wrote a book. I'm halfway through it. It's awesome. There's a ton of stories in there. So when I get through the book, I'll get my story.

I don't want to miss out on that second invite. Oh no I really had a good time with those guys. I was blown away that it That had happened. I was like a life's weird But Barbara Eden Barbara Eden still look great. Yeah, that that blows my mind. Yeah, that's cool Yeah, Priscilla blows my mind. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, presumably 77 still rocking heels. Yeah, clumping around grace line of 77 77 wearing heels. Yeah. Aster one question. What would you have asked her? I probably would ask her about fucking well, I mean, the answer,

I mean, the question was like, can you draw Elvis's penis for us? So we so we know what it looks like like like put it on the wall you guys don't want to know that? Oh yeah that's the question that's been fucking you guys don't want to know what Elvis's penis look like? Why did it is it supposedly supposed to have looked different than another another person? Now you see the question is that a coming in? No, you curious don't you want to know? Wait a wait a second. Is there history before, is answering this, is there, was there speculation that it was?

I think the only spectator is that magnificent. It's gotta be. Why? Because it's attached to Elvis. Yeah. I thought you would have said like Michael Jackson so we could find out if everybody was telling the truth about all those Millicene's and the weird color is

I know you're gonna think I'm gonna ask about But now no not you know it honestly though Wait a minute old joke and aside I'm thinking about the other one it was the daughter daughter. I'm sorry. Yeah. No, that's okay. The I was a Michael Jackson didn't tell me. I was a mic, but the tracks didn't pull a mother X. I was only kidding. I would have probably asked about naked gun.

I probably would have asked about like naked naked gun and stuff. I'd have had some time. And I bet you she would have appreciated that. Yeah. I bet you she gets asked so many questions about Elvis' penis that she's like, you know, would have enjoyed a question. Who? Who is asking those questions?

It would have never touched my mind. Like, I wonder if my mind is able to like, you know, phrase that question. Yeah. You don't think she has to ask that all constantly? Like, on a constant. No way. I guess.

No. Unless, like, you're the fuck with me. Is there really like, Oh fuck you, yeah. Oh, okay. No, not that you're gonna have. Husbands speed this. But was there speculation that it looked fantastic?

Or not fantastic, I go. Yeah, I was just goofing dude. Now I probably would ask about the naked gun if I had time with her. That's probably she didn't parlay that into more acting roles. Yeah, she was good. She was really good.

I mean, she did three of them. So she was really good in them. But yeah, it was fun and then Key West was just great. Yeah, how's it about there? It was fun, too. Little humid. Louis, as is gonna be down there, but they didn't stop us.

We were up until like 3 a.m. every night. It was like crazy. God damn. They haven't let somebody do that. Yeah. It was fun. Yeah, we'll hit all the spots. But I'm willing to go back, dude.

Yeah. I'm willing to go back, dude. Yeah. I'm willing to go back. As I sat around and just waited, that's all I was doing, waiting, waiting for these fucking idiots to get their shit together. They did this thing to us where like, they offered, like that all this shit in the house,

that I didn't want. You've seen some of it like a golf cart The golf cart was surprising down table and These these couches and all this shit and they're like here here are the probably the pool cover pool cover I was like you guys are scumbags because you know you can't use this fucking pool cover for anything else You wouldn't you're moving down the fort Myers you gonna fucking bring it with you. So you need for the same shape pool Yeah, that that was my thought. So I was like, so these people are just assholes.

So I said to the real chose, I was like, tell me you don't want any of it. And good. Well, it was good at first. And then they were like, well, what we'll do is we'll lower the price of the house by $10,000. If you buy this stuff for $10,000. If you buy this stuff for $10,000, and then you get $10,000 reduction in this tax that the government, like if you, they lowered the price just a little bit, there's like this

extra tax that they have the government had. It's always like a loophole that really worked out for them and saved us and saved us 10,000. But at the same time, I was like, I was so fucking mad because I'm like, I don't want this shit, queuing Key West. I'm like, nothing's going fucking right. What the fuck is this, the beginning of like hell, with this fucking place, but it turned out all right.

You got some, you definitely without a doubt have some rough road ahead of you. Yeah. But you just got to stay the course because what you have here is magnificent and when you're done, probably there's going to be no feeling like it in the world. You're never going to leave. Yeah. But it's going to be, there's going to be times where you're going to want to fucking burn it down.

Yeah, I'm sure. That's already happened. All this fucking pain. I'm like like how flammable is paint? 15 gallons of this shit. Yeah, but it's you did great. It's beautiful. Thanks. Thanks. Well, did you see? An ocean growth key you've been to ocean grow right next to us very park. Yeah, well you guys Yeah, my grandfather used to live in ocean growth did he go there quite often? Yeah, was he a religious man? No, he was not a religious man, but I know that that was a very religious town. It was closed down on Sundays.

Couldn't drive in town. On Sundays, yeah. Yeah, park your car outside the town if you want to drive on Sunday, because you weren't getting out, they locked the big gate. Yep, they gave you in the front, they had like a little bridge. I want you to go back to that shit. Those great old days like that were no... Shut up, you little wall!

That's what this guy is. Oh, you know, you was a wall. That's right. That's right. You know, you just like, there's no traffic on Sundays. You know, everybody just takes it easy. Yeah, it was like, you went out for a Sunday drive and then if you went to your downtown to Asbury Park, you would park there. And if you wanted to go to Ocean Grove, they have that bridge.

There's a bridge that goes from Asbury over to Ocean Grove. Well, I guess in the beginning of the summer, they got a grant to build a dock that goes out, you know, for tourists and shit and for pedestrians. You know, there's the boardwalk and then there's a dock that goes out into the ocean. And they got a thing for it. The plans are going on for three years and there's all this shit. And what nobody realized, I guess, because nobody cared was that the doc is in the shape of a cross. Like, you know, like a religious cross.

And now people are freaking out about it. Why? Because it's like, I guess it's like the, the whole religious aspect. They don't like that. It's a cross. I'm like, it's a fucking team, man. It looks like a tea.

It's like, it's a fucking doc, man. It looks like a tea. It's like, it's a dog, man. It's a dog. But yeah, like people have freaked out, like the LGBTQ community is all upset about it. And I don't understand why, because it's like, aren't there plenty of, like, I guess there's people in the LGBTQ community? I'm not upset about it.

It seems like people on the left are upset about it. Yeah, because it's, yeah, conservative people are more likely to be religious, I think. Oh, I thought they were upset because they thought it was sacrilege that the doc was... Oh, no, they're upset that it's in the shape of a cross. They think that like the old days of ocean growth where it was a religious town and shit,

they're like that should be in the old days. Well, didn't they have to like submit some plans and some blueprints and shit? They didn't know. They're like, hey, you're like a second. That's what the article said. It was like the plans were in blueprints and shit. And nobody noticed it like, hey, wait a second. That's what the article said. It was like the plans were in the works for three years. Nobody said shit about it because nobody cared enough

to go to the meetings. And then once they build a doctor, like what the fuck, why is it a cross? But I believe you can only tell it's a cross from above, right, like if you're above it. Yes, yeah, the picture in the article was an aerial photo. So like that's the only way you're going to know it's a cross. Yeah, that's what you got a lot of free time and a lot of things to be upset about. Yeah, the picture in the art was an aerial photo. So that's the only way you're gonna know it's a good one. Yeah, that's what you got a lot of free time

and a lot of things to be upset about. Yeah, I like that. Oh, I built these people of things to paint. Yeah. That sounds like a real big reach. Yeah, that's an unhappy person, right? That's taking the time to get unhappy. I think anybody either side, if you're that immersed

in your side, that it becomes your identity, most likely, you're probably not happy. And you probably will never find happiness because you'll always be disappointed, not only with the other side, but with your side too. Sure. You'll always be disappointed. You'll never find happiness if that's your only be disappointed. You'll never find happiness if that's your only, yeah, that's your only thing that you're known for. That's your like the biggest makeup of your personal. I don't have a ton of friends either. Well, yeah, if you go to your, if you go to your meetings, your political meetings, your like-minded people, there's still unhappy too. You'll never be happy chasing any of that shit from either side.

No, I just don't. It's like, like you say, it's like, it's as easy as like, it's a doc. It's a doc. It's nothing. But then like the, I guess the mayor or somebody like one of the council people was like, well, you know, Ocean Grove was founded as a religious town and we're proud of that religion blah, blah, blah. So I think it's like the more people

Say that kind of shit to like what about Jewish people? It's like well Fucking what about them? We can't account for everyone right down this right down the road isn't is a is Jewish deal Yeah, where it's all Jewish people. Yeah, I mean, it's it is what it is. I mean you just got to like Build a star a David doc out and fucking day. Oh, that would be awesome. That would be a fucking cool looking duck. Yeah, it would be. And then the Satanist could get their own doc. Oh, great. Great. Yeah. I kind of gram or an upside down cross, maybe. Yeah. Yeah. And I don't know what they should say. Black doc. Yeah. It's all black. People's feet are burning. Yeah, it's all black. People's feet are burning.

That's a good idea. There was another woke story that I read that I think maybe they've gone too far. It's a club in Australia where if you are caught staring at someone, you'll be removed from the club. Is it a nightclub? like this a night club. This is a night club. This is a club where you go there. That was my question.

Like, how long can I look at somebody before they're like, hey, you're staring at me. Like, what if there's a bunch of good looking guys up in the club, right? And then the girls are like, I come in, the old guy up in the club like I glance immediately like get him out of here. I've got no chance now. They're just gonna use it as an excuse to get you out of the club. That's the only reason they made that

fucking rule. You imagine like this like all right guys well this two we got two options for clubs tonight. We got this one where that's like the beer is real cold. Music's good the lights a little how everybody's dancing having a good time you can shoot some pool of you know maybe there's a fight everyone's on or whatever it's fun, or we go to this place where they police how long you look at each other. What? Who's going to this fucking club? That's what I was like, what kind of stay at home and drink to stay at home. Well obviously this is for females to feel less intimidated.

I assume so, yeah. Prairie to pond, right? Because the guys are like, you know, staring at them lurcharously, right? On dance floor. I think, yes, I think that's the idea. Herodically. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. They're out there dancing erodically. I'm supposed to fucking overt my eyes. Why's it supposed to look at my fucking shoes? Come on. Could you imagine Studio 54 back in the day if they implemented that rule? Or do people give them blow jobs right on a dance floor? Yeah, it was madness.

And today they're like, if you look at me too long, I'm gonna fucking tell on you. That's interesting. Yeah, I was gonna say, tell Steve they're like, there's a lot of good buttons, I around like, we don't have an ad, I keep thinking, I shouldn't say that. No, it's the last week of the month. It's a big event, they're trying it up, huh? A little bit, a little bit. Wow, what happened?

What's happening? Last week, they need fucking people to order the shit. Yeah, I know, right? Well, they were like, they're gonna hold us to that. We're gonna make them like some sales for them on the market. I thought you were just gonna say like, hey man, say some stuff about it. So we'll give you money. I guess it's not the way it works.

Maybe they heard what Sunday Jeff said about Baby Yoda. And fuck you pulling out. Yeah, so that's it for this week. Now I got a week of more painting, moving shit, and trying to fucking get in here. All right. And the only thing I have to look forward to is next week's Tom Steve Dave.

Oh, you're laying a strong back, you know? Dude, my back hurts every fucking night. I'm like, I think there's fucking 75 up there. And he's like like kneeling down and he's doing all kinds of shit I mean It should be a relax and a maximum after all this time But yeah, if you think it looks bad today you should have seen him I was getting ready to call call the fucking funeral home because I'm like this guy isn't gonna fucking make it He looks out of it. But yeah, he keeps on keeping on,

I think he gets bored like he doesn't have anything to do at home except listen to Pam and her fucking corny jokes. He's willing to do anything. Well, I'm sure there's plenty of coming up. You can look forward to, got Halloween coming up. Oh yeah, you're gonna have a special Halloween project. All the you that he was telling me about it today. It's fucking awesome Really? I need a I need a free

Night of it like in advance where I cuz I have a song. It's not it's not I wouldn't call it a guest But a guy has come in a professional okay to help us create our Halloween show this year. Oh wow All right, so he's he's like I said, a professional, he's got the awards to back it up to. What does he do? What's the one? He's gonna create a game where you choose the outcome. Okay.

And it's Halloween based. Great. But I just need to like a maybe the last week in September. Yeah. If you can give me a date. That's great. And we can figure it out. Alright, cool.

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