Tell Em Steve-Dave - #529: Oyster Boners

Episode Date: September 12, 2022

Bry continues to battle his pool, 9/11 menus, Sage stands up for Dada.

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And a Tiriide BQ. What? Yeah, I thought that you found out that the hot pot. I'm gonna round it off a pause. And a Tiriide BQ. What? Yeah, I thought that you found out that the queen died and I know you're a big, the queen did die, huh? Mm-hmm. Today.

Today, moments ago. We just make this a nepisod and tribute to the queen, but I'm bandcamp. Yeah. Raise money for the queen. For the queen. Ha ha ha ha ha paper about how like titles are already changing. They're on private planes all flying to England like all the royals and shit. It's like, so they're gonna have a king, a king of England.

He's gonna be that dude who wants to be a champion. So I can't pronounce Charles, right? Yeah. Yeah, I was talking about him, isn't it? Yeah. That's, he's next him, isn't it? Yeah. That's, he's next in line. Unless he just had to get to it. I thought for some reason that he was not gonna be

the next in line, it was one of those two sons. No. He's the next in line. I'm gonna fuck away the long time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna pass that, I'll be sure, maybe, but. She's fucking 96. Do you think at that age, like, it's your own mom?

Yeah. But she always came off as like a bit like, standoffish and prickly, like, she's very, like, she's British. Right, but she always came off as like a bit like standoffish and prickly like she's very like she's British right right. And Royalty. That's what I mean. They're not going to get warm and fuzzy. She lived to the world wars. All of them. Yeah. You're right. I think she fought a T-Rex like in the heart of her fucking reign. But like if that's like, probably they didn't have a very close relationship, you know? Well, I think that's, I think that's making up like a narrative in your head, though, you have no,

we really don't. I mean, it just comes across to their brim. Like he was a love that's a child. Of course he wants to be a tampon, he feels bad about it. So how many tampon jokes when he, the day he gets ushered in as the king? You know bars and pubs all across the UK, tampon, you should just get, yeah. Wow.

That was in case you're wondering what we're talking about. It was early 90s, right? 80s, I thought, maybe. It was in the late 80s, early 90s. Prince Charles was having No fair in a fair. Yeah with Camilla Parker bulls and One of the there's long before texting somehow love letter. Was it in a love letter? Yeah, that he said he wanted to be her I've you wrote any love letters you'd be looking back on now that with like you'd cringe. Oh, I'm sure every letter

I've ever written would be cringe. Anything on that level of like whole fuck what was I thinking? Wanna be your butt plug? No, I would stand by that today. I'm not getting on that. Like, there's a girl and I'm looking at her. Man, I'd love to be your tampon. I'm not gonna do it.

But it's the worst possible time though. It's like, like there's no like, what's the word? There's nothing romantic about that. There's not worst possible time though. It's like, there's no, like, what? There's nothing romantic about that. Is that even lost the upper shot? It's just kind of like some weird, like, like. Wow, it sounds to me like someone over here is kink shaming my dude. I don't like that.

This is a very sex-potatical show. It's always been. It is weird, it's like for what, like, because if I want to be your tampon, it's like, that's only one week a month. And it's the worst week. According to females.

Yeah, she's kind of grouchy. You really can't get away either. You're like, you got to, you got to hear it. No. It's all time. You're getting on the side. Oh, I don't know. I think that was like just like.

Quentin the Moments. Just like, just like, like, like, man, like, oh like talk man like man like I like you like I know you have a wall But like you've never been like in a barbeque man. I fucking love to be hot tampon. Yeah, I don't think I said that I don't know what I mean. Yeah like like along those lines. Yeah. Yeah, yeah Some see like sometimes you purposely overstate things to get a point across. I'm gonna give it to a king I don't I don't want to go against them. Could there be something brought up in a royal tribunal to like me if somebody were to be like, I object. You know, I'm gonna an I point to exhibit a the letters he wrote or no king of mine

shall ever speaketh about being a tampon have statues are they reading this from a scroll? Do what we do here, right they don't cancel X Kings But they don't tear down statues of like some guy who cut his wife's head off and some shit like that right? They're like hey, he was a fucking king. What do you want? Yeah, so I can write maybe you'll get the same protection they like it wouldn't happen here like it like it if uh... if we had a president when the past had written to somebody like while he was cheating uh... you know i want to be your tampon dude would we uh...

would we accept that i'm going to accept the trump and literally everything he did i mean i would say we accept it but he got the presidency yeah he had a far more egregious. So my grip on the list of fences and like a fence of things he said and did. Yeah. So yeah, there's history for us looking the other way. We're just as bad as the fucking English, the British would ever.

bad as the fucking English, the British whatever. I think I want to ease off my anti-converse stance. I saw some people, including our own J-Sorge. What do you mean? And now as Q walks in, I have to give him a pass because they're pretty cool. What do you mean? Oh, yeah, yeah. What anti-converse stance? That was last week.

I work on versus like every day of my life. And my feeling is that like this is great My feeling is that like Converse are for certain age groups and they're and they're only up to like 30 or so He's he comes in wearing high top Converse with no socks on I got socks on so no show socks and no show socks And some people didn't always been snobby about my foot But I remember once I wore black socks with sneakers and you as Suzanne will fucking land I'm like, what you guys can't wear black socks at the girls you were like, no, you can't

But okay, yeah, so when did you form this opinion a while ago? I can't remember exactly when but I felt that way for a while that like it's one of those things where I feel like especially All right Especially like middle-aged women yeah want to retain their youth so so the sometimes they'll dress a certain way Maintain certain fashions and I think Converse is one of those things that a woman hangs onto because it reminds her when she was young.

And I've never had a pair of Converse ever. So I don't know if they're comfortable or not. Or I mean, I think they are, yeah. Yeah, Sal can't wear him too much. He says they don't have enough art support. Right. But I love him. Yeah, they're pretty, I mean, I wear them more far more than any other sneaker at this

point I went to a nice like ten year adidas run but maybe I just hit middle Asian was like I want to feel young again was that it no I actually didn't wear I never started wearing Converse is until late 20s and it's a shining print for the card the car but that's why they're cool but wait but it's a shoe like what do you and i don't they don't have velcro like but it's a hip shoe and i think that's what but it's a tip and rocky warm in the first rocky movie he's to think they're hip anymore

i see a lot of people wearing them yeah and crocs people have fucking embraced crocs you know that i have a lot of you You were talking five years ago at this point people. Yeah, but I mean, like everywhere I look now, like at one point it was like everybody, seemed like everybody was like Crocs. I'm not wearing Crocs, Crocs and Gay, I'm not wearing Crocs. And then all of a sudden people are like,

oh, they're real comfortable, they're nice. You know, and the word spread. But like I still feel like, if I showed up in a pair of Crocs, you're one of the plastic ones with the holes in them. Yeah, yeah, it'd be all over for me. Maybe. But I mean, it hasn't, it hasn't like, like, but who did you see? Where does the genesis of this, this, it had to be somebody somewhere that's just like it was too much. It was the tipping point. Right. Like enough with these

converse and everybody running around trying to look young and hip. Maybe it's because I was fucking not young and hip that it angered me. I also, maybe I'm doubling down, I don't know, but I also feel that like with Disney, Disney shirts, you can wear them until you're 10. You've always felt this way. And then you can wear them again once you retire. Yeah. But the age gap in between, don't wear fucking Disney characters on your shirt. You look like a fucking corn bowl. This is a stance you've had for 20 years.

This is on a new stance along one. Yeah, because I remember being somewhere with you and somebody walked by in like a mini-mail shirt or Mickey Mouse shirt and it set you off in a way that I was like, ah, you really cares about this. There was a girl I used to hook up with. This would have been early 2000s. And she was big into like Disney sweatshirts and shit.

And then I had to put a stop to it. I hear you shut it down. I shut it down. It's just like, how old are you? But that again, there are some people who like they just fucking love Disney so much. Like my neighbor from my old house went to Disney every single, got married in Disney.

Yeah. And then went to Disney every single got married in Disney. Yeah. And then went to Disney every single year. Since then. And she that was like her kid was 14 at that point. I know a few people like that. Yeah, families. They get a time shift. Look on those.

Big Disney guy. Yeah. I don't see, I don't see LeDonda wearing any Disney shirts though. Oh, he's a Disney holic. Yeah. What do I, he's not into the merch. Maybe because he has to dress a certain way to go to school. You know, you're making a mass t-shirt.

Just to college, you know. Kind of dress like a professional. Who will what character best represents Ladonda, you think? E-Worth. Yeah, definitely. Yeah. With that as a t-shirt. Like, my God, what do you mean?

I was about to say, but let me see what these guys think. I guess you already get one. Yeah, always losing his tail. I wouldn't go to Disney. There was this run where I was going to Disney twice a year because we'd be on tour and we'd be in Florida or we'd be in California and I'd be like, I'm fucking definitely going to Disney for a few hours.

I love it there. I'm with those guys. I went with Troy and his family a couple of years back and probably never again, and not anything to do with Troy. The lightful, loved going with them, it's sage. She's such a pain in the ass about walking around. Yeah, I would never go to these places with children.

No. You can go, but you just can't go with kids. Yeah, that's how I feel plus It's like I was reading this article which is a weird stance because we're talking about this There's plenty of kids there already I was reading about a universal studios how it's a big rip off They're like here like somebody from some other country came and they're like, here's my universal one day for like three people, I think. It was like X amount of dollars to get in and then launch and then ice cream and all that other shit. It came out to like 1200 bucks for one day. Wow. That's a lot. And they're like, that's not even the most

expensive. Like Disney is, Disney has the most expensive tickets. Yeah. And the most expensive merchandise and shit and souvenirs and eateries and all that other shit. I heard that Disney, what I had heard was Disney raised their prices to stop people from coming to the park because it was getting too crowded. So they're like let's raise prices and start like costing people out of it and and you'll make up the money in in the raised fee and you have less people in the park. That's pretty good.

If you're an elitist, yeah. Keep the poor people out. That's the only go. Keep the people who fucking, I'd probably say for years to let go. Yeah, yeah. If you're able to go, your whole life is Disney World. If you can afford to go, those people I can't go,

they truly need the The escape to a magical fantasy land Troy told me he knows a lady A magical fantasy Troy told me that he knows a lady who won a sweepstakes and she got to go to Disney and she could take 50 people with her. Whoa. Can you imagine trying to come up with 50 people? 50 guest list. Yeah. 50 person. And I think it was with flights too.

So the flights and hotel. I'm pretty sure. I'd be like, can I bring seven? Yeah, just give me the cash. Yeah, that was like, could you auction it off on eBay or something? I could, I at this stage of my life, like you've asked me 10 years ago, when TSD first started, I would be like, no. No, I think I could fill that guest list.

Please give 50 people. I think there'd be people I'm like, you know, I'd be struggling like, you know, like, oh my god, like I like I got two slots left. Who's it gonna be? It would be that kind of like, that's how many people now that, I, you know, my big, my circle has enlarged.

Get an enlarged circle with this stage in my life. You do, you do, you do, you do an enlarged circle. You're not kidding. It's nice, it's a deal with a lot of people. Yeah, sometimes it's nice. Sometimes, but yeah, but if I had to fucking, if I have to whittle it down to a 50 guest list, and it's not so nice.

Wow. Yeah, well, what if you're at 49 and then you're like, oh shit, Alex and Victor Alex has the big puppy dog eyes. He's never been the Disney Then I'd be like you know what I'm not going oh You would give him your I'd give that give Victor and Alex you know, there's nobody in those 48 other people I would sacrifice it. I would stay home. Right. So your family goes with Victor and Alex. I got it. Well, I know is one person I want for sure on that list is Chuck. I think he deserves it. Oh hell yeah. He's got to be in there. What's

what happened with this this uh... I was just about to say, I was on a planet Earth. We never did it. So that comment I just made wasn't. That's the suffice. Yeah, it's just gonna have to feel warm inside of that. No, we're supposed to do the bowling day, and I mean, yeah. Yeah, yeah, we gotta do it. All right. We'll do it. There's too much, like setting up a bowling day's difficult.

There's too much gallovanting. This guy over here to my left. Oh, yeah. There's a lot of gallovanting going on. It's been on fire lately. I live in your life to the fullest. Living out of a suitcase. It's been crazy.

It's been a bit munch lately. That's all right. That's okay. You know? It's not too much because I know you like to stay home, but every time I look, you're somewhere else. It's not too much yet. Popping up at Joey Rose's.

Yeah, it is. I think I'm still at the end, like in that thing of like, man, I just sat on my ass for two years and I didn't know if I was going to have the TV show anymore after the pandemic and stuff like that. So I think I'm still in that grateful period where I'm like, everything's great. I'm excited to be doing everything. So so far, pretty, pretty good. You're making Ming Chen look like a home body. No, I am not. He's like fucking Howard. He was compared to you Side-fitting like the trip the couple trips I took it's all been Mings everywhere. He's in like you know where he is right now. Where?

This blew my mind so I'd what get him told me he is at a con But it is the craziest most like Bizarre con you would ever like expect Ming Chen I could I could let you list a hundred different types of conventions And you would never really now where he is appearing at and signing and taking pictures I can't wait for this. Is it like a minors association thing or like a porn adult con? No, it's no. I mean, I mean, Miners like kids?

No, miners is like coal miners. Oh, I could have like young trade show. Look, is he doing trade show? It's a trade show. Yeah. It is a fucking drone trade show where you know those things you say when this guy, yeah.

Yeah. Is he into drones? But I'm like, what is... How do you make the connection that gets you to a drone convention? Well, how do also do you like get anybody at that convention and be like, hey, you need to eight by 10 sign by me,

Ming Chen, you're a confer, then? That's an aerial shot from a drone. I mean, more power to him. I guess he really wants to go to Vegas. Oh, well, that's your answer. Yeah. But like yeah, but like you you have to know like how daunting is that? To try to move Ming Chen merch at a drone convention. convention. I don't want to say I want to say the scale of one to 10 one being impossible 10 being easy peasy like walking the park three three three generous I think yeah I think yeah I'd be come off as a jerk I would be like if someone were like hey do you want to do this drone convention out in Vegas? Same reason, I would be like, well, it's Vegas.

It's all go. But I would feel like, unless they're paying for everything, I would feel like I'm completely wasting my time. I'd rather just go to Vegas. Yeah, I'd rather just go to Vegas. I would be embarrassed. And I really hope that you're a good guy, because I'm going on what Gidham told me.

Well, I can go on his Instagram right. Yeah I'm sure he's got like two drones in each hand. Speaking of things I went I bought a bed the other day like a mattresses and shit. I did not get a Casper now. No, not anymore. They did sell Casper's there though. I got like some sealy sort of sleeper or something like that But the the guy who was the salesman what we were talking about different like you know firmness and softness and everything And he's like he looks over and there's like this Asian family that shopping for for bed And he goes real like low. He's like Asians like firm beds He goes the all by firm beds.

And I was like, I told him I was like, that is a stereotype I haven't heard before. You know how people often ask me about the products that we push, some of the ads we do. And a lot of the emails I would get would be about the cast for mattresses. Are you just bullshitting, thinking about buying one? Are you just being fake?

And even though Casper has not advertised with us, I still maintain. Even though they haven't given me a dime in Posit Diamond, God knows how long. I still stand by Casper. Well, you went out and bought a bunch of the couple of them, right? Please come back, Casper. Come on, Casper. I know it just like fuck Casper, but I was just kidding. I was talking about the ghost.

Did you change your stance on cons? Like, are you now seeing all the people in your lives? I just want to finish that. Like, are you now like, converses are acceptable to you? Or I feel like, as I get older, maybe I have to accept more and more. It's still gonna secretly bug me a little bit when I see something out you.

Not me, okay. But like if I see some soccer mom running around in them, acting like she's 20 when really, she's 35. Okay. Okay. Yeah, that I don't care for. I hate you.

He has to have something to cry. Yeah. Yeah. If you take that, we got him down to that. That's great. That's absolutely right. If you take that away, then he's got nothing to live for. He'll be dead within a week.

Because cons are way more common than in Disney shirts. So, need something to bitch about. because cons are way more common than in Disney shirts. So, made something to bitch about. Oh, bitching about, speed of bitching about that fucking pool, dude. Your pool? Wait a minute, do you know? No, what happened? Do you know what happened to the coin?

Are you ready? Something happened to the coin? Yeah, like 30 of them died. Oh, it was less than 6th days. What happened? You should have seen Walt's face when I told him he's like, what? Yeah, I was a lamp.

I just told him I was the new queen of England. I was just stunned. I thought he was fucking with me. I was like, I can't, I knew it was going to happen, but I just couldn't ever imagine it would happen this quick. In the summer too, what would end up? Well, that's what happened. It was like, we didn't know what the water level was supposed to be.

Big, efficient, small, efficient, I think. Bigger fish. Yeah. And it was the oxygen didn't know what the water level was supposed to be. Big, efficient small, efficient, I think. Bigger fish. Yeah. And it was the oxygen levels and the water, because the water table wasn't high. The water level wasn't high enough. So they weren't getting enough oxygen and they were getting choked out by algae and shit. Oh, man.

And I let Mary Beth have it. It was one of those days where I was like in a not great mood. Yeah. And we come in and I told her the like previous couple days, I was like, call Anthony. He's a realtor. He said he had a co-punt. Just ask him.

Maybe he knows because I was like, I don't think this pump is working. Like the pump's not like the like the waterfall. Like now it's like it looks like fucking Niagara Falls. Oh, well, you added water and a fixed. Yeah, added water and a fixed up everything. Oh man, they could have told you that. Like that's not really your fault.

And not only could they have told us that, like they should have told us that because they should have filled it up for you. Yeah, it could have told you that. Like that's not really your fault. And not only could they have told us that like they should have told us that because they should have filled it up for you. Yeah, it should have been filled the whole time. And when Mary Beth eventually got the guy's number who we bought the house from, called him and he's like, yeah, that happened to me twice. It's like, well, fuck off. Yeah. So she's out there crying. I'm yelling So she's out there crying. I'm yelling. Koi. But it's flowing now. Now it's flowing. That's that second little river that went down.

It's flowing. Yeah, it's great. Yeah, everything is going right now. I found a Koi guy. Oh, all right. I thought we're going to be like, because I guess Tommy Lincoln told me that his dad used to have Koi. And I guess in the winter they have like a little like oxygen aerator that keeps like if it ice is over,

like they go down to the bottom, they get frozen, but they still need oxygen. So there's like a, it ice is over but it keeps one spot open. Sure, I got it because the moving water doesn't freeze. Right, yeah. So they'll still get oxygen even though it's cold out. All right, not bad.

Yeah, it really goes to show you about that, you know, that saying, you know, big fish and a little pond. Mm-hmm. And it don't matter. Didn't work out. I ain't not bad. It really goes to show you about that, you know, that saying, you know, big fish and a little pond. Mm-hmm. And I'll matter. Didn't work out. Didn't work out in this case. Yeah. They didn't work against them actively. Yeah, they, I saw the way they were treating other little fish. Oh, are they like bullying them for food instead? They would like, they little fish weren't getting any food that day, you know, and maybe, maybe we'll eat tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah, there you go. We'll eat tomorrow.

We still have 45 more coilets. So it's fine. And then these pool guys came over because they were checking out the heater to make sure it wasn't leaking gas. And one of the guys like, yeah, you got to get all those goldfish out of there. They'll get too big. And I'm just like, oh, it's a fucking guy. Like I don't want to hear more news about Koi and fucking goldfish and shit.

But then he, like, he starts busting all this stuff about, like, these reptiles that he breathed, like, to the point where I'm like, this guy knows what he's talking about. Maybe I need to get this goldfish out of there. I don't know. Where would you do it? I didn't do anything yet. I'm leaving it up to the Koi guy. I don't know, I ask him.

Do you know the difference between a goldfish and a Koi? Do they look different? Oh, yeah, they look way different. I thought they were. I thought they were the same color and everything. They're just like, I don't know though, man, because they did say that the goldfish will get big. If like you let them in a big enclosure or pond or whatever, so I don't know. I know the little ones. You saw like a whole bunch of the little ones. Yeah, I thought goldfish were coy. Oh really? That's what I thought. I thought goldfish are essentially coming

when I just look. Yeah, sure. How many goldfish did you have as a kid growing up? It had to be maybe five or six. It's one of those weird things. It's like bread to die within a week. And then be flushed in a toilet. And it's a strange little part of America, Americana, like you'd go to a fair.

Like when I'm at a fair, yeah, carry them around on a plastic bag. And you'd be like, this is my new friend. And I know that a week, yo, you're gonna see it floating at the top of the little bowl that you put in it. You're slowly killing it. Yeah. I think it'll be those little space. I wonder if you put it in a real tank with, you know, with the proper whatever oxygen

or and everything. I wonder how long of a lifespan of a goldfish has? A betcha's pretty long. A betcha's longer. Because as betcha's longer because as a kid, your mom's here, take charge of this fucking animal. And if we get to feed it sometimes, or you just fucking let the, you let the bowl go because he's shitting in it.

Like, you know, they swim around with that shit. Fucking follow them. You want to take a guess at the, at the lifespan of the goldfish, at the longest lived goldfish on record. I have that number. Had that at the lifespan of the goldfish. At the longest lived goldfish on record. I have that number. Had that at the fucking, at the quick. I was doing the research on whether,

first of all, a goldfish is a type of carp and so is the coy and they can breed together with their children are always sterile. So they are of a similar, okay, now it's just in captivity, the goldfish are in the wild. This was in captivity. Seven years. Okay, here we go. I'm gonna go nine. The longest lived goldfish on record live to age 43. Whoa! What the fuck? Huh? I really didn't take

good care of my goldfish. I think Mosher had like one of those black, ogly, our goldfish that lived like 10 years. So they're called. Yeah, I remember he had a pond out back and his other name is now like. The record. The record is so fast. So fast.

I wonder what the like in the wild, like do fish, are there some fish that just make it and aren't eaten by other fish and like live like crazy long lives that like no one really knows? I don't look like river catfish and shit like that. They grow to be like eight feet long. The ones that like swim upstream. No, you ever seen them pull those giant catfish out of the water?

Yeah. Like how long, longest living fish you want to ask? Yeah. Like what's the lifespan of the longest Like how long is living fish? You want to ask? Yeah. What's the lifespan of the longest living lifespan of a fish? What would it take, well, for you to go into one of those murky ponds, you know those guys, they do that noodling where they stick their fucking hand into the fucking fish's mouth and pull them out and shit. What?

Why? They stick their hand into a fish and pull out another fish. No, they stick their hand into the fish and pull them out of shit. What? Why is it? They stick their hand in a fish and pull out another fish. No, they stick their hand into the fish and pull them out of his hole. It's like it's called noodling, I think. Oh, no, I never... What's the purpose for this? To catch fish. To eat it?

Yeah, I guess. Okay, so fish and pole is not going to do it? Fish and pole is not going to do it. He's got to go underneath. He's got to go underwater with a scoop of tank and... Holy shit. No, I don't think you just walk around like it's like waist deep. Like you saw like that guy, the fucking turtle hunter and shit.

I think it's like one of those type guys. What's the, uh, let's the... Well, I was impressed at a sturgeon will live a hundred, can live a hundred and twenty-five years. Is he all this one that they marked? Damn, that's so fucked up. There's a creature that can live a hundred and twenty-five years. It's probably most of them don't though,

because of, yeah. Because of prey, natural prey. Right, man. Sickness and man. And yeah, man, yeah. Okay, wait, hold on, an eel, al, a European eel was put in Swedish well in 1859 to feed on insects polluting the fresh water.

People expected to live their peaceful life for 50 years, this illness surpassed everybody's been living there for 150 years in this fucking world. You're still there. It says, is still there. How is that not to fucking national tourist attraction? I know that fucking question. Because I'm about to blow you away. A river carp, which is a, which is a coy.

Hanako Flower Girl was the oldest coy documented in the world, born in Japan, 1751, it died in 1977 at a respectable age of 226 years. The Greenland Shark, 400 years. A clam, 507 years. Well, clams not even are an animal.

No, all right, well there you go. It's just a piece of snot. I just say delicious treat, but yeah. Oh, it's so gross. Right, I mean, there's a claim have eyes or a heart or... I don't know, I just eat it, man. He could adhere, I mean, it's not even, I mean, it's not alive, is it?

Well, it's definitely alive, but I, you know, not, it's not, it's not, it's, it's not, it's, it's, it may not be sentient is what you're thinking. It does not like wear of itself and stuff, but I don't know they they have fear of response and everything Do you like yeah cuz they go they climb up and yeah, yeah pop back in so you know I saw a story in down in Florida some guy was they were eating what you know you doisters wrong shit And there was like this one in a billion chance. It's good for boners.

Oysters. That's what I hear. I think I'd rather not have a boner. Yeah. If this is like this is the only thing that's going to give you a boner, but like I had enough boners. Yeah. My boner days are over. I'm good. There's often a fucking blue chew and then there's eating like you said like

mucous, yeah, it's disgusting. I like it. I'm eating. What do you put on it butter? I do, I do a little horse radish and cocktail sauce. Yeah. Yeah. Be careful.

Because down in Florida, this guy ate one and he died and they were like it's this one in a billion chance it's some kind of fucking like invasive like what would you call it? Oh, it's like a parasite. Yeah, I'm like a Kip and parasite. Keep thinking of paramecium, but yeah, a par-parasite and um, they killed this guy then two days later the same fucking thing happened. There's one in a billion chance happened to two guys down in Florida. Well maybe it's the fucking Batcha Clams, they ate. Could be. Same, same part of the country. Same Florida, right? Yeah. Obviously they got a bad Batcha Clams, and they got some bad clams. But you know what? Back seafood, man. No, there's nothing, there's nothing more poisonous or more dangerous than seafood that's gone bad, right? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, ate, but I ate, I remember eating like seafood and having a bad reaction

to it. But not a bad enough reaction to just be like no more seafood. Nobody not shitting that. No. It's like, it can't be that good that you're like, I'll chance this again. Well, I mean, as a kid, like, you know, Italians are very big on seafood for Christmas and stuff. So we would have these giant seafood feats every year.

So it's like kind of like nothing ever went wrong. You know, at one time it does. It doesn't just like, sure, but that can happen with steak. That can happen with chicken. You can get salmon, Ella poisoning. I got it from Roy Rogers. I will never eat step by Roy Rogers. That's the Fickson's bar again.

No one can't. That happened to me. Boston Market too. Haven't you? No, it happened to you. Remember you got me. Boston Market too. Happen to you. No, it happened to you. Remember you got sick of Boston Market and then you said you were never going back. Did I? Yeah.

You know it's easier now. There's no more Boston Market. Yes, I know. There are. It's so in yesterday. Oh, really? Yeah. There's one on Staten Island and then I was in Jersey yesterday for something and I passed

the Boston Market. I was like, oh, fuck, I can go for some Boston Market right now. It's been so long. All the Boston markets by us have closed down. There's no more pizza Hut's either Yeah, all right. I can live with that loss, but they got to choice style pizza I don't know if you've had it's this fucking bitch. Oh fucking good Fuck you, dude. There's this place called a lines tigers and squares in Manhattan And it's like I will drive to Manhattan to get up pie to bring it home. Like it is fucking awesome. Detroit style pizza is so good.

Yeah, but the pizza at one, I know it's like, it's the commercialized. I'm sure people are like, you know, that's not Detroit style pizza, that's fucking like some bullshit homogenized commercialized. You peasant. Yeah, like you're, you're, you're, you're, I'm not hating on pizza.

I know, but I know that people are gonna be like, that is not, that is traditionally would be looked to frown upon as like you're not even eating real pizza. What is Detroit style pizza? What is the? It's like a thick, thick square with like more sauce than cheese.

It's hard, it's like a Sicilian pie with way less cheese. Pizza only brings out for two months out of the year and it's back this month. Oh, so it's like the McRib that it gets a big deal. Yeah, and I told my wife I was like this weekend, we're finding a pizza and we found one on the Maryland. That's no kids. Yeah, but I'm excited because the Detroit style pizza is back at pizza hut.

Yeah, when I was a kid I I used to go to Pizza Hut a lot. Yeah, we had one by us that was there for decades and for whatever reason, man, it just, you know, just like a lot of things. Well, there's a lot of common. Remember, they were the only game in town for a long time. Then Domino's Rose, then you got Papa John's, they got Little Caesar's.

So now there's a lot of competition, even in the shitty pizzas, you know. Right, but one thing that Pizza pizza offered that all those places you mentioned Didn't offer was a place to sit down and eat yeah, which I thought an iconic building too. Yeah The red roof and the the salad bar and the bricks and everything it brings back great memories, right? But damn it red cups. Yeah, the red plastic cups. Yeah, it's where we had your Rehearsal dinner. Yeah, I had a rehearsal dinner. Oh, yeah, I don't blame it. That's good. Now what What was I saying early? Oh the pool

There's like Okay, so It's still green. Oh, I never cleared up. You never cleared up. Well, what happened was I put the slime away in last, when we last checked in, I was put in slime away and it killed all the algae at all. Some to the bottom, Marybeth, vacuumed the low, the shallow end. Yeah. And it looked great. But then we had to leave and then it rained the next day. So all the fucking shit came back. Okay. There's no, I can't do it. I need somebody. So I have a guy coming tomorrow. But yesterday, Edgar was over at the house and we were trying to feel like the power went out.

I don't know if you're a power one. Yeah. Power went out and the just you or the whole street whole street. Oh, okay. Yeah. And then maybe you shouldn't be rewiring a house with power. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I wonder what this will do. But I, um, I'm like the, the filter won't come on now. After the fucking God Demoletric goes out, I don't know. We check the electric box. Yeah. Can't figure it out. So I'm like, you know what? What I'm going to do instead of worrying about this. I'll let the guy worry about this. I'm going to take my leaf blower. I'm going to blow all the leaves away from the pool because they keep fucking going in it. So I'll just, you know, take a minute. And so I walk

over to the edge of the pool so that I can, you know, push them away from the pool. And I've forgotten like the skimmer cover, you know, like that square thing. Yeah. I had forgotten to put the top back on that. So I step in it. And I realize in that moment, I'm like, I'm going to fucking fall in the pool. And I'm holding a fucking leaf blower connected to an electrical source. So I fucking as I fucking fall backwards, I throw the leaf blower and it like bounces

around on the fucking sidewalk and then like that sound like you hear in movies like when somebody goes underwater that like yeah like I'm just like fuck. I'm like I have like fucking phone in my pocket. It didn't get fucked up. It's a waterproof yeah. Are they? I would say how to off the Apple man because it It didn't get fucked up. It's a waterproof, yeah. Are they? I would say hats off to Apple, man,

because it didn't like it fucked up like it normally does. No, if you don't have a crack in it, you're fine. So I come out of the fucking pool like swamp thing. And Mary Beth's like, what was this? This was yesterday. Mary Beth's like, what happened? Nobody took pictures? No.

Mary Beth is like, what happened? And I was like, how else can I get this fucking wet? I was like, it's not raining out. What do you think happened? She's like, did you fall in the pool? And she's trying not to laugh at me. And I'm like, yeah, I fell in the pool. Then later on, we told Sage.

I was like, that I fell in the pool today. The first thing she has, she goes, did you have video? Are you gonna say that? He is. He is. He is. Well It is what all she cared about. I was so fucking annoyed. You keep this up and you should.

You are going to get like at a certain point, she's going to be like, Brian, you don't have to do anything. Yeah. She's like, you're in incompetence. Donner and old fools just get out. If you just keep on your doing, just keep it up. Just keep on this level this futility. This level of incompetence. It's going to be who?

It is going to be the best thing you ever did as you're just going to be able to just sit there in a recliner. They'll put it right by the window. And then you could just sit there, look out the window, and they'll have nothing else to do. And everything else will be taken care. She'll just have other people coming into it. And you could just sit back and relax. That's going your iPad. Convenience. Yeah. Watch some left. What did you say? Watch some left. I mean, it's too bad.

You didn't like hit your head when you fell in the pool because I mean, yeah, if you had like even like a one night's day. Right. One night's day in the hospital. That would have been it. You know, like, what more do you expect from me? I nearly died taking care of that pool. Yes. Just stuck throwing cement bags into the pool. Fuck this thing. Oh, after I got out of that pool, I was like, oh, I hate pools.

Thankfully, though, like all the algae had settled to the bottom, so it's not like I came up, like really, like with the water. You don't have one of those robots that, that's... I do, but it doesn't seem to like take the algae off the bear does have a green tinto I don't know it looks like it's like it's fucking see Patrick's day shit

Tom sent me a picture his book I'll show it to you dude it looks like it's Salamander walking crawling around in here popping his head out every now and then my eyes just above the surface. This is Tom's pool. Tom mom. Tom from Sunday Jeff show. How does that happen?

Tom M. Yeah. Oh my god. It's, it looks like green jello. It looks like somebody filled the pool with Ectopooler. Like, that's what that's what he wrote. He's called in the Ectopooler. He filled the blue with ectopooler. Like, that's what that's what he wrote. He's called in the ectopooler. He's calling it ectopooler.

All right. That's why he's the fucking writer on the Sunday ectopooler. That's what he's like. That's the kind of shit you're gonna get to sign up to Patreon. Wow. How does it get to that level?

I don't know. That's gotta be like a toxic dump, right? No, it's just allergy. It looks like any freeze. Yeah, it does. You're telling me they couldn't get like, if somebody were to see this, like he couldn't have a,

so it's not coming and shut this down and like, put like, Like a super fun site. Like, no, it's just how it looks even. Like, it can't like eat away at the fucking pool walls. And I don't, I want to think so, but at the end of the day,

what I know about pool. Have you ever say anything greener than it? No, that's a pretty green pool. Yeah, that's really just like green screen. Is he just given up? He didn't say. Yeah, he didn't say. Well, man, I would never would have thought that pools were this difficult because like I said, my wife took care of our pool.

Yeah. But it was it was a full-time job for her, but we never had any kind of, you know, problems like that. She never fell in, neither. No. Well, it's hard to fall into it above ground pool. No, no, come on, man. She's up there. She's a petite lady.

But she's up there on the edges and she's creating. And she was brushing off leaves, not even with a fucking mechanical wind blower Right she's doing it by hand. Anacle wind the blower I would call it a leaf blower She'd never fell in once That one, huh? God damn The less than two weeks I fought in three times

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Yeah. I probably should just like not have to do anything. I'm like a higher guy. What am I? I go to school. What am I doing now? I think that there's something to be said to. Like, what happens if he is able to pull it off though?

Well, how will he, you know, I want to kind of like shot to his confidence that it is that boost level of like, you know, like it'll like next year, you know, he manages that pull, never, never has any problems. You're right. They would make me feel good about myself. Is that really what, because I'd be like,

I'm like, why is this above me? I see who's doing it. I see the pull guys there. I'm like, they is this above me? I see who's doing it. I see the pull guys. They don't sit in the set like that. They also have experience though. You're getting the ground running. Yeah, they're doing 10 pulls a day every day, you know? Yeah.

They were trained by professionals too. It wasn't like they walked in, no one at. I did text the pull guy though, because he's hookah me up with sort of a gray market freelance guy since nobody else will help me. Really? And he said it's his friend. He's like, he does it, you know, normally, but on the side,

he'll take some of the shit. But Michelle told you, and Michelle told you what to do, you need to go on YouTube and just fucking, from warning till night, watch pool videos. Yeah, yeah. That's what you need to do. You know, until it becomes like, you know, everything about a pool.

You can do that. Then I got that going for me. Were you just signing the contract? I'm going to lay out a little bit more money. That's the treadmill, right? All right, now I'm paying for the pool guy. Now I'm paying for the guy to do the lawn. Now I have a coy guy.

And suddenly, you're fucking working your balls off to pay for the house. Yeah. Or close it up for the season and worry about it fucking next June. I gotta tell you, that's what I was thinking. I mean, more fucking days do you have left anyway? Right, it's heated, right? Yeah, it's heated. If sage is real hot, not getting the shower.

Yeah, take a shower. You got a tub. Go for a swim. That was what I would do. If I was running to a joint, I would be like, let's close it up. I worry about it in June. June may as well be fucking 10 years from now,

in my mind. In that time, I can watch so many YouTube videos. Whole winter, whole winter's worse. But you gotta be committed. Yeah, you can't just watch one and then be like, okay, I got it. You gotta watch them all. Watch them with Marybeth. So like, if you miss anything, she picks then be like, okay, I got it. You got to watch them all watch him with Marybeth

So like if you miss anything she picks it up. Yeah, and then maybe she takes more attentive than I am So maybe she thinks it over maybe a trick or into it. Yeah, let's do this as a couple and yeah I'm my skimming arm is it hurt or How about this you make the pool videos you learn how to do it and then like do pool videos. And I can teach people. Yeah, you can teach everybody and how to take care of the group. I was a great like you.

Right. I'm going to do like a recreation of you falling in the pool. You know what I mean? Like, I would watch your videos. It would be great to watch you do how to videos. Can I just ask, I wasn't getting the full picture here, but like so, you fell in because you just lost your footing or you lost your, your, your bearings where you were. He stepped the foot, he stepped into like, oh am I?

In tripped. He stepped what? There's like a hole in that, like there's that the skimmer, you know, like the thing where the water goes into, like they collect all the like bugs and debris and shit. Yeah. Like I had taken the cover off of that because, me and I were trying to figure out why the fuck the... And you forgot it was off.

I forgot it was off. So, like, I backed up, stepped in it, and then fell backwards into the pool. Yeah. You must have been so pissed. Oh, my God, I was, I rate. But then when I saw her and, like, she was having a hard time not laughing,

then I had, like, I'm like, what good does fucking being pissed about? I'm fucking soaking wet. Do I have other clothes here that's really all I care about about was anybody around was that go around nobody would know nobody saw I do you have and like I don't know if the previous owners of the pool because I'm sure you haven't done this yet but like you remember there was a movie I saw I think where if someone pissed in the pool like it would turn the water a different color including their

Your clothes. Oh, yeah, that was caddy shock, right? Was it was a caddy shock? Oh, caddy shock. They shit in the pool What was it were there's a bad boys or that movie were like the kids next door the boys next door boys next door Boys next door. Yeah, they went uninvited to a high school graduation party And he's like floating around and like to and pissing in the pool and it's turning colors. Did you do that when you fell in? Yeah, I just am doing some lost control of myself. I was like, it was just had a shack. Just because you were mad, you're just like,

I might as well. Unfortunately, it turns green when you piss so I couldn't even tell. I'm like, I couldn't even tell Come on, I didn't get anybody mad Take this pool And your face Now what like a girl and Marybeth are watching me from the window like what's what's going on with them? That's going on with him. Show that pull.

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We just got the bed. Okay. The bed just came. Oh yeah, I have a piece of furniture for you. Oh do you? Yeah, I was talking about the bed. Okay. And I see in my rear view these people,

like going back and forth from the passing lane to the regular driving lane. They're cutting each other off. And I'm in the passing lane, passing somebody at this point, but they're coming up fast. So I pass this person and I get over into the right lane. And the guy pulls up to the side of me, one of the guys, and he's fucking screaming and he's mad at me.

I don't know why. Like, I got over because I saw how fast they were coming. And I rolled down the window to yell something back, and sage goes, don't bully my data. And stood up for me, and then later on, we let you know we stopped to get pizza for her snack. She, she, she, she, she, she's wearing sneakers, but she had a pair of shoes in the car.

She takes one of her shoes with her in case she sees the guy She tells me she's gonna slap him in the face with her shoe And I was like what a fucking Greek Nice kid to look out for me. Yeah, wow High schooler now, don't bully you getting bullied in her I got bullied yeah, and you took it. Yeah Like a little bitch. She's like, oh, if he's not gonna do anything I better I better stuff up and do something Yeah, those guys drive around New York City like that like those guys they don't high on move on Staten Island

For many years of one away, but it's back now where they'll just drive Fucking like 90 miles per hour and a 25 just race each other and zip through cars and shit and you're like fuck man. Yeah this guy was mad and he and some other guy were cutting each other. I think it was a lady actually just cutting each other off like doing that thing where they like you like look like you're gonna bump them. Yeah so they were fighting already. They were already fighting. They tried to draw me in but I mean what am I gonna do? I'm just like is I worth getting a fucking ticket to deal with this guy? Although I was like, if he fucking cuts me off, I'm

going to try to pit maneuver. I'm going to try to fucking knock this guy right out of the race. Fucking cock sucker. I got it. I understand. Yeah, right? Yeah. It catch a man in the moment. It does. Yeah. I got it. But I think a new Jersey, like if you even get out of your car, like, see, you have a road rage moment and you like pull over and you get out, I think right there that's a crime in itself. Really? Yeah. Oh, that's you can get to press it. Yeah.

I think people should be able to settle scores on their own a little bit more. Like nobody wants the fucking cops involved. Everybody wants to do fun the cops. They don't want the cops involved. So it's like if I get into a road rage argument with some guy Yeah, let us fucking fight it out Yeah, I hear you get into a bar bra with somebody take it outside Just like in the old a deadwood style I agree I do like that philosophy But I just do think you hit a certain age race should be doing neither of those because you might get fucking hurt

Oh, yeah, I'm not saying that I would do it. Yeah I got a bad shoulder bed knees and a bad fucking now my lower back is constantly hurting. I mean, I have to remind to walk like I'm like I'm not in. You do this, you find something shuffling a little bit and you're like, I'm not that old, I should have been walking like this. I do that when I cross the street. It's like I do this thing where like it looks like I'm running, but I'm really just like I'm hardly even walking fast, but I pump my arms. Like, I'm hurrying across the street, but not really. Ha-ha-ha-ha.

So what is the arm? What is the arm movement helping? Oh no. Just make some noise. Just make some illusion that you're going faster. I think so. Like, just for their sake, so they don't think I'm dragging my ass walking in the street.

I just like pump my arms. But really walking, like, shuffling at the same speed like you're talking about Bitch it is it's terrible fucking bitch. I saw Another thing I hate even worse than converse. I Can't stand celebrity kids. I'm so tired of celebrity kids like I have to act like there's something special just because they're the child of a celebrity Who did this to you? Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Baldwin. Yeah, they put up pictures of their kids like first day of school. Still they're not laying lower right now Yeah

Nope, and the kid you know the kids are holding papers that are like say like first day of sixth grade or whatever That's fine. A lot of people do that But it was a big deal. She's nine years old and it's a big deal that she's wearing darkened makeup, like dark lipstick and shit. And these commenters come on, you know, and they're like, you're an icon and all this other shit. And I'm like, fuck you.

Do you know what it takes to become an icon? A lot more than your mom's fucking lipstick and nine years of fucking experience. Like there are icons. They call me icon the mother or the child. The child. But who you angry at? I met at the fucking idiot comment.

Right. Not the kid. The kid didn't do anything except like wear makeup. Which a lot of little girls do for school, which I didn't think of though was like a loan in elementary school. But I guess they're I'm sure they go to private schools. Yeah, you're right. They can do anything they want.

But these fucking idiot fucking saps that are just like, you're awesome. Like why? What did she do? What did she do that was so fucking great. Yeah, it made her make her iconic. Tom Brady, icon. Jerry Seinfeld, icon.

Sure. But Brady's kids, you know, I mean, I'm guilty of posting a few things called his kids icons, so I mean, yeah, so I mean, I don't know if it's that agreeable. You wore a hat to school today, you're iconic. It's so great. You kissed your father, you're iconic.

It's just these fucking, dick-sucking commentaries that I'm like, what do you get out of psychophantic low life? Yeah, I'm like, this complimenting, but you brought up Tom Brady, did you hear that it's marriage maybe over? Oh, I heard it was on the rocks. I heard it was on the rocks, yeah.

It was what? I mean, I guess just, you know, the reasons that all marriages, you know, get into trouble. He was, he was, he was stepping out. Oh, no, no. I mean, like, I think it's just like, you know, like, you know, life, you know, like a different, different agendas, but I heard that the Mrs was not happy that he unretired. Really? Yeah. That's what I read too. I guess she thought that he unretired. Really?

Yeah, that's what I read too. I guess she thought that he was going to be spending more time with the family and the kids and shit. And then he came out of retirement. And ate Super Bowl. Is way more important than his kids. Well, it's also like if I'm her, I'm just stating that as a fact or being sarcastic and saying that.

If you could win, they eat Super Bowl. You're willing to sacrifice his kids for them? I'm telling you. I'm telling you. He is not going to be on that. He is on his deathbed. He is not going to be like, you know, I should have spent one. I wish I had one more winter with my kids. I think he's going to be more like I wish I had won that eighth Super Bowl. I think Edgar says that and he doesn't have one ring. And I never does he say, if I had just spent that one winter with my kids. Wow, but she can't, that doesn't make her look too good. Because you bet he backed out now.

How come? If he backed out in the press conference, was like, my wife didn't want me to do it. Basically, he has been revealing more without revealing anything in his press conferences, saying that like they're like, well, how come you've been MIA in Training camp and he's like and he snapped at the reports like look I'm 45 years old. I got a shit going on in my life Wow, he actually used shit. Whoa. Yeah, I almost dropped him

That's my guy But you know, he actually used the cuss word, you know, with the reporters. And he looks a little stressed too, he, you know, so I don't know. I mean, yeah, I don't understand why, like, you know, what is there left? Like, if it's causing this much strife at home, why not just give it up to him. Because he's not, that's why he is who he is. He's a robot. He's just like, I gotta do it.

And maybe there's a part of him too, and like, look, she's gorgeous. But you think there's a part of it that's like, she was gorgeous, sir. Yeah, she used to be a little more gorgeous. Now, she's staying in home, taking care of the kids. I could find the next, Jezel. For my second wife, do you think that my way into it? Oh, I can't imagine. No, what monster thinks like that?

Oh, I know. I got my firehouse. I was like, I don't, I fucking, I never told me like, I don't mind getting older. The problem is my wife's getting older. That's what he said. Yeah. Yeah.

You're like, all right, honest, I guess. Yeah, maybe that's it. Maybe it's like when you marry a supermodel like that, you foolishly think she's always gonna be that supermodel. But she's gorgeous. She's still pretty stunning. She's stunning, yeah. I think you don't, if you're a,

Tom Brady doesn't marry another human being. He's married to football. I agree. I think that's probably it. That's really what it is. And there's not many guys who are like that on the planet who are that committed that driven that that kind of like maniac regiment and

If you married him you how on earth can you now be mad at him for doing what he was born to do There's no way to know the ins and outs of it right right? But the thing is, I'm sure he's like, I know I can do it one more time. And if she said, I want you to stay home and the kids, and not that she's a fault, but internally on him, maybe he couldn't stop himself from thinking of, you would take this from me? This is suddenly, it's not about him retiring,

it's about her telling him he can't do it and that's got a wrinkle You know that's got a big deep that's got to be like You're telling me that I can't take the last bite of the apple. I'm ever gonna take I'm gonna spend the rest of my life One thing what could have been because you want me to fucking change a diaper or whatever the shit I think it's even older too. I don't think there's an even nasty diapers I think it's a it's a it's a hell of a psychological hurdle. If she's like, look, I don't want you to do this. And he's like, in my fucking soul,

I know I was born to do this. And she's telling him, no, it's just like, forget man or woman, like, just as a human, maybe you're just like, I can't live my life restrained by what she wants. Which is fair, right? But she got married. But she gave up her career,

gave up sacrifice things for her family in the marriage. Yeah, for sure. And now I guess she was hoping that. But if she doesn't miss it and doesn't regret it, she didn't really give anything up. You know, like if she was ready to be done with it, you're not giving it up, you're just leaving it. He is not ready to leave.

So to be forced to give it up by her I could see that cause and problems. Do they have a daughter that's like justice pretty as she is because like a lot of these like Cindy Crawford. Oh her kids are young. Oh there's still two young. So yeah her kids their kids are are young young little babies bear practically. Not babies or any diapers but you know they're young and still in grade school, but I Cuts yeah, I don't know yeah, I But this could be a major distraction though like yeah, how how do you go out there and perform at your at the highest level if you got this kind of Weight and baggage weighing you down mentally the way he's done it every time before, he's put that aside when you take the feel.

That's why he is who he is. But does it make you go like, wow, like, like a lot of people on the outside looking at it would be like, he's gotta be the most charm, perfect life. You don't realize that like, you know, like, same shit that goes on in every household is going on. I bet he's fallen into a pool once or twice.

Not a doubt. He's not his version of it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's just like, dude, like in the end of the day, it's the same shit we're all dealing with. Yeah.

I get you any hope for it. Like does that make you feel any like, you know, like everybody's just dealing with the same shit. Does that make it like make you feel a little bit a little bit not easier, but like, like, you know, there's, we're all in this. Everybody's dealing with something. I mean, I figured that out years ago, no. That's the way I felt about Tom and his pool.

Like, I don't want Tom's pool to be fucked up, but at the same time, I'm like kind of a little glad it's fucked up so that I'm not alone in it. Tom Willisowski not Brady right? No not Tom Brady. Tom Brady. He's pulling the green. But she's like imported water from fucking crystal clear. Well, the man is here.

Like how would you feel if your ladies came to you and were like I want you to stop doing tellm Steve Dave. I want you home more. She wants me to do more tellm Steve Dave. Yeah. Yeah. all right. Yeah, like yeah, I I'm the opposite what if you're like the opposite? I'm not comfortable with you being on my Kenny more you know, I don't know if you're getting older. I don't want their friends listening to the like it could be Anything she's like I really want you to wrap up tell him Steve Dave. Okay, then I would go or Ken if what if I just go on

24 7 as the Baron Would that be the same thing? What if I just go on 24 seven as the Baron? Would that be the same thing? This is what I'm talking about. I'm not wolf, I'll just be the Baron. That is a nice little caveat. No, no, she's like, you got wrap it up, Walt. I'm, you've played long enough with your friends time to wrap it up. I'd be like, okay, where's this coming from?

Why, why do you feel it's time that I need to stop? She's like, just want you home more. I just want you, you know, Tom Brady gave it up, and so can you. Yeah. She's just like, doesn't want you. And I'd be like, she used this like doesn't want you and I feel like she used a psychological warfare on me because I'm like hey he did where he should do it Tom does he

I want to do what Tom did I'm gonna be like Tom yeah I'm done with those assholes I like that's how fast the conversation is with yourself. You make a strong point, though. Do I even have to ask you? I would be like then start packing your shit so we can move back to the crooked house. Now there would be no, I'd be like, you're crazy. She would never ever, I don't think she would ever ask that of me. No, no, of course not, but like, what if she did?

Like this? No. That would be a tough shit. Tough shit. Yeah. Like, then you stop doing something that you love. Yeah. You know, you're fucking face, wife.

Yeah. What up? I wouldn't have. Wow, shit. So the queen dies and Tom's marriage dies in the same end of the coy and the coy are dying. Rough week around here. But there is there's no confirmation that those rumors are true though about Brady's marriage. So that's just the Rumors people magazine all those you know the star When they smoke this fire sometimes yeah, yeah, let's let's cross our fingers though. Does that change?

Are the people in Vegas setting the lines and the over on there? So they are they weighing this into it well Tom's Tom's got a lot of on his mind now. We can't. Oh, like people who bet on the wheel, will the bucks go all go to the Super Bowl? Yeah. If I would, if I was an odds maker, I would have to think that that may come into play on your, on your, whatever they will, the setting the odds. Yeah. And what you're going to pay out if, if, yeah, I would have to think that everything comes in apply. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, I would have to think they got their fingers on the pulse of his personal life as well

as is the roster that he's a part of. Yeah, I want a miserable way to live. So, I caught this story today. I want a miserable way to live. I'm sorry. I caught this story today. And you ask yourself, every time somebody does something, that's fucked up, and in 2022, this could be any year. But why would you do that? What makes you think?

What makes you think that was a good idea? And this was in, this was it, oh fuck, god damn it. Okay, there we go. Manassas Virginia Country Club was forced to apologize to, it's 9-11 themed food menu that included such tone deaf items, oh how I love this, the term tone deaf.

People don't use it enough. As chocolate silk pentagon pie, 2977 chowder, which I guess was one of the flights, and first responder flap bread. It was a special seafood menu promoted by the clubhouse at a Kia Harbor. The number, oh wait, oh no, my God, I didn't catch this. The number 2977 marks the official tally of fatalities.

Oh my God. September 11th. And you could get a taste of everything if you order, then never forget sampler. It has been taken down and the guy apologized for those who he offended with the 9-11 seafood post on Sunday. My intention was to bring attention to that horrific day 21 years ago

to honor those who lost so much, blah, blah, blah, blah blah blah. We will have a new theme tomorrow. Now, it's been well documented on this show that I don't always do the right thing or say the right thing. Sure. You're just a person, but to think that out, to think out that menu, like there's one thing where it's like it's a cafeteria and it's like black history month So they have foods that are traditionally enjoyed by black people like sure. I really like I don't Still a line. I don't want to touch. I don't want to make a decision what goes on that menu Still don't want to touch it, but it's somehow to me It's somehow like a little like that to me seems like an earnest attempt To to get in on like,

hey, it's Black History Month, let's celebrate. Sure, culture. For the culture. Exactly. Whereas this is like, dude, it's so far out of the realm of fucking reality, you're just like, how are we gonna touch? Are you?

You think this is a good idea? Yeah, like at what point? And this guy was the manager, so maybe it's like, he came up with it, but we're always like how do these things go through the different levels and Reach the top where the top person is like 2977. That's a pretty good idea. I guess. Yeah. I Don't know. She loses job No, I don't think she should lose job. I think so. I think it should clear lack of judgment I don't want that guy managing anything that I'm a part of. Well, does he own the place?

Like I don't know. I mean, it's so boneheaded that you're right. You're like you can't believe it. You can't trust this guy's decision. Get him's leaving, right? Let's say get him is taking a new position. Okay, and we opened up the we put a classified ad in yeah, office coach a new office coach And this guy comes in on his resume is he's the guy that workers straight at the 9-11. No, I probably won't hire him. No. Probably. Yeah, I mean, what else does it bring to the table? Does he have positives? Well, I mean, that's his most significant contribution.

Right, but is he his oldest strike? Is he grunting everything? Yeah, but that was the fucked up. That's the only strike. Otherwise, I just like, my head is really good. I like this guy. I want hire him. I'm like, OK, hold on a second.

I gotta tell you something. Here's the one reason why I don't know if we should hire him. And I tell you that. Everything else is great. Everything else is great. I might be worth a conversation with a guy. It just be like, what the fuck? What was, can you walk us through this?

And he might be like, look, I didn't live in New York City And I know it's a fucking national tragedy. He's like I just I honestly thought I was doing the right thing He goes I just didn't think it. I was just a fucking stupid move. I don't know. I might be like all right He deserves a second chance I think everybody does he made me to honor them but at the same time like really It really went south. It was like it was was probably the worst plate he could have made. It's dumb, it's bad, but what are you gonna do? Like make it like take away the guy's ability

to feed his family, because he fucking... I'm not saying he shouldn't ever get another job. I just not sure if I want him in the other room, everyone I'm here every day. I mean, if everything else is great about it, and that's the one thing I could see a path, but it's like, but if it's just in the mix with a bunch of other red flags, then now it's you can't do it and then he he Okay, so we hire him and he's like I got some I got some merchandise and ideas for you guys

Yeah, and he's like you know 9 11 7 It's all 9 11 He's trash TSD merch I live in T.S. T.S. D. Merch. Like the letters have all planes flying into them. It's like a big bumper sticker. At that point, yeah. You got a lot of go.

You got a lot of go. Too much of a liability, dude. There's a share with the falling man, but it's the baron. That's all. Oh, yeah. He should not be working in marketing ever again, right? No, the guy clearly doesn't have his fingers on the pulse of the reality. Yeah, that's a better off decision that it's like, dude, sorry, you gotta do something else.

Maybe you could be a host, you just don't say anything about 9-11. Like, why are you so into 9-11, seriously? Yeah, that would be an odd one. It's just weird that somebody takes something so tragic and somber and is like, let's try to have some fun with it. Like it's weird. I mean, there are still people dying of cancer. Yeah, yeah.

It could be some sort of political statement that he thought he was making. Maybe. Yeah. Maybe a statement or a. To use the tally of the dead is the name of a souffle is a little odd. It strikes me as a little odd bit. Did you watch she hulk?

I have not yet watched she hulk. She haven't, you haven't heard the news about the twerk? I've heard about the twerk. She hulked works. Yeah, she hulked twerk. Wow. And then in the stallion. With Megan the stallion? Yeah. I've somebody sent me a screenshot of it and was like, do you believe this is a shit they're doing? Oh, they were upset with it. Yeah. My answer was, I completely understand what you mean. I'm like, this looks bad. Like I got it. But if you

read shehulk, I'm like, it's not I got it but if you read she Hulk I'm like it's not really that far out of the realm of I thought you was like a respectable lawyer yeah but the characters more of a comedy character who breaks a fourth wall and does stupid shit. It's not my version. You know what I mean did you see the actual twerking? I saw it. How was it? It was pretty poorly done in terms of like the CGI. It just looks off. It looks like they just cheaped out totally on the CGI. Everything looks strange and below average of what you expect from a Disney slash Marvel Cinematic Universe product, it just looks like it's done on the super cheap.

And I guess their feeling is like, hey, we can make this look fucking balls out great. But will it mean one extra subscriber? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I had to do you watch the show or how was it so far? I'm not a fan of it, but I don't think it's good. I mean, I wasn't as apocalyptic about the future of the Marvel Universe because of the show as some are on the

internet, but it is funny though that like in the first episode, you know, the character of She-Hulk that are her civilian characters like, you know, what I want I have to deal with is not being treated like, you know, as fairly as the other male lawyers and then two episodes later she's twerking in the office. Like literally in the office like everybody other lawyers can see her twerking. Yeah. So it's kind of like, the messages are kind of like mixed up. If you know, on one hand, you are trying to make a statement about being treated like, you know, as like on the same level as a male lawyer, but then you're,

you're, you're, you're twerking in your office. Yeah, it's a professional. So, yeah, but like, I'm not like, You're you're you're working in your office. Yeah, it's a professional But like I'm not like I thought the show sucked before that so I'm not like where I'm like this is it it's over but It's But it did break the internet. I thought like I'm seeing so money like you know Some people love it some people hate it. I mean She if there's a character that I would say If there's a character that I would say they're gonna do it,

I would, it would not surprise me that it's she hook. It's not the way I would went. I don't know, the whole show, like the second that they start going in and like she's like, I'm angry all the time because I deal with women deal with every day. I'm like, I'm not watching the show. Like this is just, all the show is telling me is that they don't want me to watch it. So it's fine.

But to get upset about it, anymore more, I think I'm just too old. Oh, yeah. I'm not upset by it. But I wasn't sure what your feelings would be because, you know, because as a guy who likes, I imagine you like to see people twerk, right? I love a good twerker. I wouldn't think that you'd be upset by one of the characters twerking. No, it's your appearance out there that are a little twerker. I wouldn't think that you'd be upset by one of the characters twerking. No.

It's your Puritans out there that are a little upset by... I think they're more upset about like, wow, remember when the Marvel Universe was like Iron Man being cool and shit and like fucking like, and like now we're down to twerking with Megan DeSalle, and I think that's where people are like, but like just don't watch it, just don't fucking watch it, just stay away from it, man. Well, I think everybody's really Jonesing to see what how they're gonna get there. They're gonna get in the yellow costume

and everything like that. That, I'll watch that. I'll probably eventually, I think my plan is to eventually watch she hope, but I was just gonna wait till it was all. They're so bite-sized though, so you can watch once they're all released all the episodes, you could probably watch them

in one day. Yeah, I think one division kind of broke Marvel TV for me. Because you liked it? No, because I was so, my opinion of it was so exact opposite, whatever the else's were, that I was like was just a lesson where I'm just like people love this. Like with so much of crowd. Yeah, nothing like that. More like none of this makes sense and why am I identifying with the bad guys like It was just like it was just did it makes sense to me and I didn't think they did like a good service of the guy

I will say though. I felt the production values We're far superior to what they're putting out now in terms of special effects. Yeah, and it looked like it looked like a movie Yeah, it looked like something you would have saw in a theater look great right yeah i can't say that about shehawk i mean it is like startling Lee i said there you got it uh like low budget looking like the cg like her shoulders when she turns it looks like unfinished really cgi how did they let that out the door like that? i have no idea so it's like they can't get it to look right it looks so unnatural like nothing about her movements look natural everything looks clunky and clumsy like she's too tall it seems like so do you think with hulk? well the hulk that they're using in the show the actual hulk they're using the model they made for the movie, right? So it looks, they just doing that computer model of, so he looks probably good, right?

I mean, I didn't notice that in the Hulk footage, you know. Yeah, because they have all that done already from the movies, right? What do you think there's anything to be said about, like the Hulk doesn't walk completely upright and graceful? So when he walks, he's kind of hunched over. It's kind of these big, these big behemoth-looking movements. Yeah, because when they had smart Hulk, he would, he's got his kind of hunched over. It's kind of these big behemoth-looking movements. When they had smart hulk, he would walk normally and stuff like that.

Yeah, there's something not like... I think it's all that money is already spent on him. So they could just pull it and use it. With her, they had the bill from the ground up. I know they cut some scenes from it because they were like, it's just too expensive to keep doing this. Maybe we're something to do with that. Yeah, but you cannot not notice the inability

to have her walk, which is like the most simple of the years. Yeah, and if you, like I'm saying, if, if all you could see is like how odd it looks that she's walking, you can't even listen to what they're talking about at times. Because all your notes and it's like, wow, that looks so shabby.

That is odd that they went, that's the, that's the worst sign of everything. Forget the writing, because that could just be a's like, wow, that looks so shit. That is odd that they went, that's the worst sign of everything. If we get the writing, because they could just be a shitty writer, but like that is like, that's how much they care. It has to be, like it's just too costly, and it's like, will we get more? It's like, even like with, on the same level, kind of like what we do on the Patreon,

it's like, you know, like Chuck effector, or like suggest something about doing something big and bigger. Can we twerk? Yeah. And I'll be like, well, you know, like Chuck effecter or like suggest something about doing something big and bigger. Can it work? Yeah. And I'll be like, well, you know what? I mean, it's gonna cost us like maybe $300 more to do this on what we're already doing. I'm like, it's not gonna mean an extra subscriber though.

Sure. So it just comes down to like, I think Disney is in that same boat on a much larger scale. It's like, you know, to justify making that CGI perfect, will it put more subscriptions in our, you know, at the end of the day? The fuck didn't they just go with green screen? What, green, green paint?

Like, why didn't they just go with that? You're not serious, right? I'm dead serious. Get like a fucking, like an Amazonian fitness model and like, digitally turn her green. I don't have to do the paint on her, but like why not just make someone green? Like Lou Ferignost now. Yeah, but modern, so it looks good. I don't think it's possible. I don't think it's possible to put off somebody in green makeup.

Well, you could do it digitally. You could do it with like like you this way you've got a purse you get a woman who's six to and you just color correct it. So she's green like she looks like she's seven foot tall though This show is the actress, you know Orphan black. Oh, okay, do you remember the lady who was who was in Colbro? It's the loan That was a Virginia, Nelson. Yes, was it she was tab Rocky. She was in cold Wow, okay, she there's promotional photos if you look on your phone She was gonna be in a she-hawk movie. Oh, I remember that and that's why they don't pay to woman green That's old-fashioned. I'm talking about like, like, do it. Look, it doesn't work this way. I mean, so it's not like I'm any dumber than they are.

I don't know. Wow. I think if you like, let's say you landed and produced a role on Disney and you green lit, quote, oh not. Yeah, well, they would have put me on Cheel Hulk. And they're like, I think we should bring in a seven-foot tall the tallest woman we could find painter green yeah and send her out of shehawk yeah I think the reaction would be fucking scathing to prying quintessence

to be treated the same way as the 9-11 before you say that let me look at she-hole cosplay and see if anybody's nailed it. Maybe somebody will change our mind right now. Well, right away, they can know. They can know. They can know. Don't they do it with Filvers? Yeah, but that's what you're gonna do on the TV show too.

But it's a still photo. No. You can't compare a still photo to somebody walking around. Sure you can. I don't think so. Like, all right, this person, if they figured out a way to like just color the skin instead of making her out of complete. It doesn't look like somebody like they went in a Photoshop and painted a green. But that's what I'm

saying. They're going, you're describing exactly what I'm saying. Like put the film through the Photoshop and turn her green, it looks good. Okay, so she doesn't have green makeup on. She doesn't have green makeup on. When she comes out of her trailer, she's not green. She's not green. She's, she's whatever color. So they're not remaking a whole person.

They're just turning her skin green. Like this woman looks great. As she hulk, I don't know. All right, maybe you are on to something. Disney comic, I mean, look at it. Yeah, like right, it's done by Photoshop, but like there's a process for that. Yeah, okay, so you're saying get a body builder.

Get a body builder. You might be on to something. Teacher had to act and let her do it. Like, even this fucking easier said than done. Like, this woman just painted her skin green, but she looks real and she looks 3D. Oh, she looks terrible. Well, you're talking about her?

So she's yellowish. So I mean, I just say, I think again, it's going to look like it's going to look like something like from the 80s though. At the end of the day, I think everyone's going to like, I mean, I don't want to. I guess that that becuse decision to trot out. You be, but look at how good this woman looks. Yeah, and it's still photo, I think walking around and it, like, it may look different, though.

Right. Now, the woman who plays her now, it's totally CGI. It's not a real person. Right. So, like, they use her face, I think. Now, we're fucking getting into it. Look at that. Is she real muscular?

No. No. No. Look at that. Is she real muscular? No, no, no, no, no, she's a little But that's for ignore style right there. Yeah, but the just like Raffaulio is that his name Raffano? They just put all those green like little dots. They were seeing those green dots and then they digitalized their body and their movements to become the digital Hulk. Right. It's an interesting choice. You know, you might, I'm sure there may be

a porn parody of She-Hulk coming out that'll utilize your, your method of show. I don't know. But you stick on with it, you're done with she helped. No, no, I want to see Daredevil. You're going to stay till Daredevil. I want to see how they bring about Daredevil and how they're going to spin it.

Like, are we going to get the continuity of Daredevil or we're keeping it from Netflix, which I hope they do, or are we going in a totally new direction with? Well, the fact that it's in the Yellow Cost costume should tell you kind of what's going on. You think the yellow costume is a big giveaway that they're going in a different direction? I think the hand in the hands of this creative team, yes, it's a huge sign that they're going in a different direction. I wouldn't have thought that. I just thought that the yellow costume was just like, you know, toys, like going to sell some toys. Oh, I'm sure that I'm sure, but like, but like your,

the discreet description of the show and what I picked up of the show makes me think that the people making this show are, it's going to be a different Daredevil. I hope not. I think it'll be that I hope we fucking slips on screen and apologize for meant everywhere. I will be, I will be pretty bummed. I think a lot of people will be disappointed

of that Daredevil cannon is discarded for. Well, let me ask you this. How did you feel about when they bring back Kingpin? Did you feel that was the same Kingpin? Or you feel it was different? I watched that first. I actually saw the Kingpin and Hawkeye before I saw the Daredevil.

And what you wanted to do, like better? Without a doubt, it's the daredevil kingpin. Yeah, so I think you better just get ready for all these. I just thought they didn't want it like since there was a kid involved, they didn't want to have that daredevil be that scary in the Hawkeye one. Because they're scary MFR in daredevil. Kingpin, you mean? Yeah, I mean, they're hidden in my cars, they're putting them through.

I mean, didn't you get hit by a car through a wall and just got up and started swinging? So it's not the same character. Oh, you mean you're making me get nervous that I'm gonna be disappointed though. I'm not even watching this show. How are you already in the darkness? I think the internet will fucking go ape shit though. I think it's gonna be a bad decision if they don't keep that can I know that was a beloved show. Why would you change it? Don't fix, we ain't broke. Mm sounds like somebody's a fucking misogynist over here. Ow! Because I went there and I wanted to be the same as he was.

It sounds like a like she-ho. That's a wonder wonder why one of the reasons could be behind you not like the Oh, no man, because it's working in power to I'm now the biggest stranger thing like 11's my favorite hero of all time. Yeah. Yeah Really? Okay, yeah, so you know, I want to hear about it I want to hear that I that I can't like female powerful female characters because I'm in love with not literally in love with 11 That'd be weird, but I'm just saying I like she's probably of age now right same 18 or 18 I mean I still see her as that bold fucking little weird You'd have to battle with John Bon Jovi's son for her affection. I don't know if you could

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SHIT. I don't know. All right, well, that works. I guess that's it for the end. One add this week. Yeah, we got to like maybe stop pounding the pavement, huh? Maybe go some locals.

Want me to go up and down the airport plazas. See if anybody... It's a Perkins maybe. Perkins needs one. Yeah. I think your hours are 7am till 9am. You're not an early bird, you're not eating the Perkins. I know the laundromat, like in the airport plazas,

it looks like it's hurting. You know, what's my pitch? the airport plaza, it looks like it's hurting. You know, I, you know, what's my pitch? If I walk in, I was like, it's kinda rough, you're like, it can't be rough for it to try to self-fucking and other pair of meandies 10 years in. Who the fuck needs meandies at this point? Everybody does. Everybody does.

Don't listen to this crazy man. You need meandies. Yes, we can hear something. But it's hard, you gotta admit, right? It's hard to get a conversion at this point for me on these. They have to realize it's like that's fucking hard like this many years in. I mean, we must still do it though,

because I mean, years have to be hard. We're still doing it. That's the pitch. I'm not a freaking. We can sell underwear, we can sell your pancakes. We're not even sure how we do it Oh, there was oh, fuck there was a question. I'm not even remember now. I can't remember I had something I'm a bummer. I'm sorry yep sounds like that's it for this we Peter and now yeah, but save the Queen Did the Queen go to heaven? Yeah, I think so

I think so on what rich people go to heaven You should wear it on the show your tattoo don't we all don't go to heaven we're gonna see all rich people go to heaven oh what a bummer place haven't been they bite her way even into heaven

oh Jesus take a little on the palm wherever you want to be more controversial You can just say poor people go to hell Back into shirt That's kind of the other pq's website tonight To eat that link out To eat that link out tweet that link out tweet that link out It's people gonna have and people gonna have

Check out my new clothing line the BQ collection You're an icon Yeah, I kind of with a picture of Alex Baldwin's daughter Yeah, you just steal everybody's like this too. You don't care about IP rights. Yeah. Yeah, I heard it. She's on it.

She hung on there for no reason. Yeah, you just put like Kim Kay on the front of the shirt and you put that logo, rich people go to heaven. Yeah, yeah. This has got Kim Kay on it. You have to most reviled rich people. Yeah. You be casual with gold, you know, like gold ink.

Hey, you know what, you know, like like gold ink. Hey, you know, you know, it's you know in the history of the human race, it's always the coolest things are always counterculture. Yes always that's the definition of cool and the culture right now is very anti-wealth very anti-success people you know what I mean like people like great to rich and like we got it We got to take people's money so that's been going on Yeah, not a top not really now more than ever So maybe like it's a counter culture thing where people because remember like in the 90s like it was cool Like people looked up to rich real lifestyles the rich of famous and like that's how the Kardashians came in They came in before it was not cool to be rich, right? They kind of lasted through so maybe maybe that's the tech now.

I saw that I was reading a short article about like billionaires that have eclipsed like the Jenner, the Jenner's and Kim Kardashian and all that, and I saw that Kylie Jenner's wealth dropped from a billion to 975 million. I was left with my balls off that. I was left with my balls off that. I was left with my balls off that.

I was left with my balls off that. I was left with my balls off that. I was left with my balls off that. I was left with my balls off that. I was left left my balls off better Saying it's pointless to laugh at her Really lost 25 million which would be like 25 cents to me. Yeah, but that don't matter at all You don't even notice that all I think you're wrong. I think anybody loses 25 million not when you're a meeting there's a meeting that fucking afternoon. I would argue that how did this happen? She loses and gains. Oh yeah. I want someone's head on a fucking pike. Yeah. If I'm if I'm that Jenner or whatever sure me. Kylie Jenner. That much money you're still like worrying about. In MC Dave costs us $25,000. A year? No, no, let's say he lost the, like,

we have a lot of our networks. No, our networks. Yeah. He liked somehow he lost. Well, he fucks up something. Yeah, and to the bottom line of TSD, it was, like, that would be the equation I would think in there if we were going to equate TSD to the Kim K.

You wouldn't want his head on a fucking stick? No, I would never want his head on a stick, but I'd be right in front of the fucking office. Yeah, like this is- This is gonna see someone something. No, we would feel it, that's why. I'm telling you she doesn't feel it. And you think that it's just business as usual.

I lost 25 million in the last year. I think Dally with the stock market, when you have that much money, rent that large, the tiniest fluctuations are gonna cost you $25 million for sure. That would be like, you wouldn't be like in at Defcon for if you're her. If I had a billion dollars, I would never be a Defcon for I'd be in like chill acts for my entire time. I'd be like, you could

lose half of it and never be able to spend it. I think it's easy to say that now, but once you're in there and like you're getting your briefings in the morning and you're like, sir, I had to tell you this. It's lost another million, it's 25 million so far this year. I'm like, well, what about the other 990 million? Do I still have that? Yeah, yeah, all right, what do we do?

You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. What about you? What do you would take this? I don't think you would take it. You would want to investigate where 25 million went and how many lost it. I would definitely be curious.

But I'm saying they're so use it because the stock market, a slight twitch changes there, changes that bottom line. That's true, yeah, because it's her portfolio. It's like, I don't think it's just her company. That's worth that much. Yeah, I mean, I look at my stock portfolio and there's nobody that I fucking answered, too.

Like, I could ask Robin Hood all day and they'd be like, what the fuck did you think, asshole? Yeah, it's not guaranteed, nothing is. So yeah, I'm not saying she's happy about it, but I don't think, I'm sure they're just like, you're not sweating it though. I wouldn't be happy about 25 million to answer your question now if I had 25 twenty just the 25 million. I don't know that I'd ever work again So it was like talk about like that level of wealth. Why would you even like?

What you how you lost the man is that amount of money, but she let's say she lost it in a business, a bad business deal. Yeah, let's say that she saved, for instance, revived a beer company and cost a lot of money out of it, and then it went down the tubes. All right, let's talk about that. Yeah, all right. Is it easy then to just like, like learn, like you just chalk it up to a better experience?

Yeah, he tried it. You tried it. Look, you tried it. You succeeded in some ways, but you didn't succeed. What are you gonna do? You move onto the next thing. She's got so many things going on that I can't imagine. There's any one thing that really matters to her.

Why do you think, how do you think she's been able to amass this kind of fortune though? I don't know. I've almost fucking knew her handlers. It's the same as the Olsen twins. It's people around them. It's not like fucking Kylie Jenner, some kind of genius. It's like there are people who are like,

we can market this. How could exploit the brand? Yes, I can exploit the brand. Enough people are aware of this person. I mean, you want to talk iconic? Like Kim Kardashian is an icon. Like it or not. Kim I could pick out of a lineup.

Yeah, for sure. The other ones look almost just like her now. Yeah, so I probably know, like Kim's the one that like, obviously I would know who she lineup. Yeah, for sure. The other ones look almost just like her now. Yeah, so I probably know like Kim's the one that like obviously I would know who she is like that is iconic. There's no getting around that this is a magazine that just came out shoot they were like Kim Kardashian is the American dream and that's the picture that they that's her Yeah, it doesn't even look like her does it? What's at the blonde there? I don't know they bleak the rest out though right right bros that big fat ass is out there yeah yeah yeah I don't need no oysters are those me undishees where I think it's me undis jock strap that's a that's a recent that's a recent it doesn't look like cover yeah that just came out now within the past week

I mean she just knows she's like I'm famous for my ass. So here it is Good for her again. I've said it for a decade on that's why I was saying earlier man I wish I wish I could put on pack on the pounds on the backside. Yeah, and I could like I could money I can market that shit then when the way Kim K does planning in the American dream It would work for a dude to right I think so I think you'd be right especially a white guy Everybody loves us Oscars I'm going to read carpet everywhere Like you're getting it to clubs you walk past Q he can't get in

Oh God, oh God, you're sure I wish we lived in that reality Yeah, be awesome. That's all you had to do. Yeah, go ahead buddy. You could say I'm Steve That's all you had to do. Yeah, go ahead, buddy. You could say. Calm Steve Dave. From there.