Tell Em Steve-Dave - #531: Bodacious

Episode Date: September 27, 2022

Q’s harried schedule, Adam Levite’s troubles, Walt & Bry suffer from penis envy.

All the shit that Staten Island takes in pop culture and on this show and you can't do it unless somebody's watching. Who would they put in? Well, somebody who's not a piece of shit. Good luck finding out in Hollywood. Yeah. Alright. Tell him, Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell him, Steve Dave.

I'm here with Walt. Hello. And Walt I'm excited today. How come be cues back? Oh, okay. Yes, of course. I love Frank five I love Brian the shell, but I really really love Just not this yeah It's good to be back boys. Q's been busy. Q you are a busy guy This has been the past two weeks have been like, it's one of those things where it's every day is like, just a 12 hour day or a travel day

or a travel day followed by a 12 hour day. So it's like, it's been a little bit much. I got today, I have one more thing tomorrow. I have another thing and then Tuesday. Glorious Tuesday. I have one more thing tomorrow. I have another thing and then Tuesday. Glorious Tuesday. I have nothing on the calendar. That's it, man. And then once they Thursday Friday gets back into it.

Put man, I got that Tuesday. Tuesday. If nothing comes up. Oh, I can't wait. That's all you can't wait for Tuesday. That's all right. But you know what? Good things right? All good. The fucking pandemic when we thought the world was over and then I you know, I didn't know what was gonna go on and

You know, was it so it's like I'm trying to carry a sense of gratitude around This is a good problem to have these are good problems to have right and when it stops I'll I'll be like oh man. I wish I was a little bit busier. So I'm trying to walk that line a little bit. But it's not getting easier as you get older. It doesn't get easier. Do you wish you had a hectic schedule like you? I think there is absolutely nothing less I would wish for it than to have a pack counter. Yeah, a pack counter just just makes me miserable like knowing I have stuff to do and in front of me like stuff that is that requires a lot of me. Yeah, I don't enjoy that that gives me a little bit of anxiety. So I like I like the way it is right now. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. But it does give me anxiety. Well, it gets me the same feeling you get. Right. I mean, I would imagine it was. Like, I think that, you know, you could just become just a slave to your schedule. Yeah. That's it.

You got it. That's right. Thank you. 2022's version of slavery. Yeah, that's it you got it. That's right Thank you 2022's version of slavery I'm no less oppressed I'm a little kidding aside now you can't have you it is that's a slavery is too strong award Yeah, I think so it's not the other words I would use

Well, you use a term. You set a slave to. You weren't referring to the classic cross-Atlantic slavery trade. You would just say, yeah. So where black people in the audience are scratching it, it's gonna be like, really? Like, he's going to a golf thing to it. I'm like, let's see. You've got two things to do today.

Well, depending on for that, right? The pain of for all that. At least it's going to get a freak off club, so. Yeah, yeah, so. Something positive is coming out of the situation. But yeah, I can imagine that it could be stressful, just and daunting looking ahead at your your calendar. If you constantly see, okay, this, this, this, this, and this, and this, and then where's BQ time? Tuesday. Tuesday. Yeah. Cues day. Yeah, Tuesday Yeah, it's it is it's it's it's it's be you know what like I said, it's it's fun things I was in Vegas yesterday. I've gone on wedding today. It's all like it's fun things guys. It's all fun things

Well, I was really feeling sorry for you. I was good. No, no need no need Yesterday I was cleaning up my fucking septic tank of a pool the day before I was fucking carrying shit in the hot sun. Did you win money in Vegas? Unfortunately, I was down. I left Vegas down 120 120 dollars. Yeah, not 120,000. No, no, no, no, and I was there for a charity thing. So that's the thing. Like you go there and you know, you do these things and you You watch this video with these sick kids and you start crying and you're like, all right I guess this is why I'm gonna get on a plane and go to Vegas type thing. That's just saying there's nothing to complain about But the the side effect is just like you do look at that calendar and you're like

Fucking every day. It's every day for three weeks. You know what I mean? And you're like that's no matter what's on that calendar You're like it gets a little bit much but but again, I can't stress. I'm not Complaining like he does a lot ready to blow up No, no, no nothing to do right now. I'm just trying to maintain like a positive attitude through it through the Through these times these busy times. That's all. Yeah. We would, uh, somebody watching to do some charity for some sick kids.

Right. Good to get you to Vegas. Uh, I'm going to have to drive there, I guess. Oh, drive there. I mean, if I felt it would make a difference, and I would have been then, I would play them the episode where we did the charity work would then, I would play them the episode where we did the charity work for the pets in the dog kennel, and I'd be like, I'm not the man you want.

I know BQ was at another charity event, that's why you're asking me. But you need to make sure, just find a date when he's free, because he's the guy that you're looking for, not me. Yeah. I'm not the guy though, like the biggest thing like I get there and it's just like Shaxe there, Guy Fiat he's there. Yeah like Wayne Newton's there and I'm like well what the fuck does Brian Quinn bring to this table of legends and giants? So I do end up sitting there being like and you know and and and people who are there excited to see me like, oh, I love the show.

Oh, that's awful. They bring their kids. But I'm not, it's like, Shaq is like, he's an icon. I'm surrounded by a Shaq Wayne Newton. These are icons. And then there's one fourth of the impractical joker Just like well, all right, but you know what you're the only one who's not Considered you know, you're still in the throes of your of your of you know

You're currently working actively on television shack is retired from basketball for over a decade now When Newton I don't even know if can he perform anymore? I look good to me, man. Okay, all right. Yeah, if you have a picture with it, is Wayne Newton alive? I'd have. How old does he? He's got to be like 80s. He's in his 80s, yeah, but he's, I was talking over a little bit. He's, he's there, man. He's not out of it at all. I'm telling you, you're face when you walk into the hospital, those kids are going to recognize your face way more quickly than Wayne Newton or Shaq I think. Shaq is now known for just being the dollar general spokesperson. He's still Shaq, man.

I would say he's pretty. Yes, I don't want to admit a Shaq in any way. I was steel, man. You remember steel? Oh, I remember steel. I don a shack in any way, but- I think I was steel, man. You remember steel? Oh, I remember steel. I don't think anybody else does, but me and you, but- Those kids are going to, because they watch TV, they're stuck in hospital. What are they watching? IJ.

Old YouTube videos of Wayne Newton. I think you're going to excite those kids way more. I'll tell you what, there were a bunch of kids at the event like ages You know eight to like 16 mm-hmm not one of them gave a fuck that I was there Really, yeah, not one of them. How do you know this? Dude, because I was sitting because I was sitting at a table like one over from them and they were you know They didn't even look my way.

I was like, old product, bro. Who'd they pay attention to? Imagine Dragons. Which, you know, they're the biggest band on the planet, so I guess, so I completely understand that. Do you add this point? Are you a member of Imagine Dragons? I'm seeing Instagram photos of one stage and I just make

you the tambourine player. You're taking this. Oh my God, you know what? I would do that now. make you the tambourine player. Here take this. Oh my god. You know, I would do that now. You know how much money I would have if I was a tambourine player for the fucking imagine dragons would be the best. No, they're just really, really, they're like guys that like, they're just such nice guys that it's hard to say no, you know, when they ask you to do things. So that's why I've been around them a lot this week. They're, they're that big, huh? I didn't, I didn't know that they were a huge band. I'm not very good. You're, this, their stats are unbelievable.

They're the most listened to band of the entire decade of 2010. They got the most downloads on Spotify. They're like, they're like 14 time platinum albums. It's insane. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't know albums. It's insane. Wow. I didn't know. Yeah, I didn't know this.

No, I wasn't aware. I don't know if I, you know, but I'm so far removed from, you know, current music, but I would not have ever guessed that though. I don't remember hearing anybody ever really talk about them, though, except Q. Well, no, I mean, I'm just talking about like I don't, but there again, I'm not traveling in circles where I would though, you know, yeah I mean either yeah, I'm watching I'm watching Vivo 70s and so that's all I watch Yeah, I'm the wrong person to take the pulse of what's popular today?

Yeah, well those guys their career started what's popular today? Yeah, well those guys, their career started, well not started, but their career took off at the same time kind of as jokers. And so we, and they came on jokers very early on and helped us out kind of what we do now with the celebrities, those imagined dragon guys, were the first ones to do it.

Like they came in and like played around with us and let us use their image and name and stuff like that. And so over the years like, now IJ has, you know, gotten successful, but I mean, imagine drags and it's like you can't even compare them to almost anybody around today. That's how popular they are. So, you know, it's nice that they always stayed in touch and remembered us as they, you know what I mean? So it's like, you meet good people who kind of stick with you. It's you want to... Yeah, you made that personal connection, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, really early on, so, so, you know, I feel like a desire and an obligation to help them out. Plus, they're nice guys, I mean, if they're just fucking good guys. Yeah. So that's my name drop of the week, but I feel like... I think that's a plural. Yeah, all right, very good. Another guy in music, one of your boys got in trouble this week.

Oh, Adam Levine. Do you believe we live in a world where a fucking rock star has to apologize for trying to get some food or something? It's just like, what is going on? That's what he did. Yeah, it came out that he was sending flirty texts to um, to a woman that he shouldn't have been. And then I guess it came out that he was sending them to multiple women

like models and shit. Like nothing like too hard core, but just like, no pictures like no, no, no, no, no grind picks or anything. I don't believe so that didn't seem like it none that I've surfaced yet, but there is a meme going around where I guess it's like um his his response to a picture that a woman sent him was holy fuck holy fucking fuck your body is absurd and instead of the picture of the woman, they're putting like pictures of like the elephant man.

And fucking, who's the guy who ordered the rings? The call of the golem and she's a smiegel. A smiegel, yeah. His name is golem, isn't it? I think so, yeah. His name's smiegel, right? Yeah, his real name's smiegel is those. Oh, that's funny.

Yeah, I haven't really done a deep dive on it yet, but I did hear it and I'm just like, look, I, I, it's, I don't, you know, you can't look at a guy who's cheating on his wife and be like, oh, that guy's all right. You know what I mean? You gotta have a little side eye for that. But at the same time, like, he's fucking,

is any rock star and like, didn't, this behave, like, this is where we're at, rock stars are apologizing for. I guess you got to. For reaping the main benefit of being a rock star. Yeah, the reason you go into music. Oh, yeah. So yeah, but these days, man, this is just like you can't trust anyone that the people you're sending these pictures to and these flirty texts and shit, it's like just assume at some point, this stranger that you don't

know will get pissy about something and expose you. You can't leave a digital footprint, right? You can't. If you're going to partake in behavior that could come back to hurt you personally, then you cannot leave a digital footprint, right? That's lesson number one. Well, I think lesson number one would be like, and you cannot leave a digital footprint right that's lesson number one Well, I think lesson number one would be like if you're gonna do it Maybe don't do it from your verified Instagram account Like you know, I mean that's putting in no effort whatsoever the guy didn't even dry and dust his tracks over I really like if somebody out there can take that meme and put a picture of me at my fattest.

I can be up there with the likes of the elephant man and shmiko. Do you think that's more hurtful to him and his family? Now it's become, what do they call it, like a fad, internet fad, to put somebody else's picture? Yeah. Do you think that makes it even more like impossible for his wife to? Because now it's just like everybody's doing it everywhere you look. Oh Come out and ask, you know like hey, could you guys stop doing that please and do you think people would listen?

Yes, like why are people such church that they would be like, oh, okay, yeah, you know what he's going through a tough time right now Let's not let's stop doing this because the same reason Millionaire rocks people are like fucking yeah, that's what I'm saying the same reason like oh this poor fucker I have to go to Vegas for charity thing the same reason people don't give a fuck about my schedule. Because you're like, oh, fuck you, man. Like I'm sorry, your Victoria sequence, why fucking, you were cheating on Har with another hottie? Fuck you, I get it, yeah.

But at the end of the day, they're all him and his wife are just human beings. And this time of you know really deep trying moment can he like it reach out and like hey humanity please give me a break here for at least for a while with the jokes. No I don't know if there's a person out there that exists that can be like that could ask the internet please take pity on me and don don't post anymore stuff because it's really hurtful. I don't think there's a person out there that Jesus himself could tweet that.

People will still be like, fuck you. I've never turned that shit to wine. I look at you. That is a truth. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but I mean, he's, uh, it's like, I wouldn't even do it. Do what?

Like send, like send that kind of shit over Instagram or Twitter or something. And I'm like about as low level as you can get now. Like this is a high profile guy. Why did you think it wasn't going to happen? I think you just get trusted that maybe you think this person is genuine and is your soul mate or whatever. You get caught up in the, in the affections. Like I'm assuming it was somebody he was in a relationship right or just was it just

some person he found online. Yeah, I think it was like probably somebody he met at some point I imagine. Yeah, I don't know. All I've heard is people just making fun of it. I didn't get never got the facts facts I mean you just I think you just get caught up like she would never do that to me. It's me. Yeah, this Instagram influencer Come on, it's me she ain't gonna do that to me And either of the other five people do that to me. And either of the other five people who have turned them in now, because that's all that takes is one person.

And then like they just like it's a cascade of girls that are like, whoa, he, now they're pissed because they thought they were the only one that they were just, I don't know, straight and pictures. Well, that's where it gets into it when it's a pattern of things, right? That's always when the, the problems come. Yeah, that's when people are like, there's no redemption. You better just shut up and go away and wait until it dies down, then deal with your wife's anger.

Iyer. Yeah. Should be pissed. Yeah, possible divorce you don't know. But again, like you look at it and you like, could you imagine anybody holding fucking like Mick Jagger's feet to this fire in the six seasons? Like, oh, he, he, he, what do you do? He cheated on his wife with Bowie? Cancel him. It was, it was, I mean, I guess it's like it's emotional cheating, sure. But it's like, he was looking at pictures of models on Instagram. Probably like very similar pictures to what they post already.

Yeah, and your body was, what did he say about it? It was absurd. It's absurd. Just give it a compliment. It's all. It's nice to see that. I don't know how many girls. Building up her self-esteem.

I like the idea that even rock stars of his caliber and are still using the same cheesy lines that all of us use. You're like, what a girl sense of photo. You're like, oh, that shit's hot. There's no evolved language on it. It's just like, oh, yeah, nice tips. It's just stupid, like, bodacious.

And like words like that. Oh, bodacious would be great. You know, if I saw Adam, I'm looking at being like, damn girl, to the bodacious and like words like that. Oh bodacious would be great. You know if I saw it I'm looking at being like damn girl you're bodacious I don't have more respect for him. I have so much more respect Damn girl you got that bodacious bod. Yeah bodacious booty damn yeah Another celebrity news. Brad Pitt, who I always thought was a super cool guy. Yeah, why is not?

He's not. I saw that he's now hawking a shit like a Gwyneth Paltrow. He wants to start like a goop type. Oh, yeah. So he's selling like face lotions and skin tightening lotions and that kind of thing. And you look at Brad Pitt and immediately you're like, well, wait a second, he must know something. Look at the guy. But me, my bullet structure being what it is. Not quite as potacious. Not potacious. He's selling these like, and I'm talking like they almost look like trial size

things of that that you would get it like heels or something or what. Yeah, like a little like a little tiny jar of it. And you know those jars like they're deceptive. Like it looks like, oh, okay, well this is a pretty decent size jar, but like the inside has like more glass or plastic or whatever on it. So it, like, it fills it in with plastic as opposed to the product. So these little things, and it couldn't be more than, I mean, if it's two ounces, it's a gallon.

480 bucks. For like this one face thing that like the lowest price one was 425 and I'm a god damn bread pit. Don't you have any money this bad? He owns shallays and France. He's got some kind of company I care him I remember the companies with Angelina Jolie they're fighting over it currently. Yeah, you got to wonder why, why is he doing this? Yeah, like why, like why basically rip people off? Because you know it's not going to fucking do what you say it's going to do. You know that.

Why not? Why want to do it? Yeah, because I mean, if he's using the product and it's working for him, what makes you think it won't work for John Q? Dude, I don't care if that dude rubbed urine on his face. He's still gonna look like Brad Pitt. He's gonna be looking good, his face skin's gonna be looking tight.

You don't think it has anything to do with the putty he's selling? I don't think so, buddy. I don't think so. No. No, because he's always looked like Brad Pitt. And I mean, maybe right now, as he gets older, I think he's like, what, 60 or so?

I don't know, yeah, probably around that. 50s. You think it's more surgical than putty? No, I think it's genetic. I think Brad Pitt was blessed with genetics that the rest of us could only dream of. Well, I think you bring up an interesting point, Walt, like what if he really does use

this on a daily basis, what if he does? But why now? Why is he going through a divorce? Well, that's been going on for a while though, but why now did reveal the secret? It was pretty shitty of him to keep it to himself for this long. And yeah, the rest of us could have benefited at some point. So, so, so he's so he's on your shit list no matter what. If it works, he's on your shit list, if he's not,

because it doesn't work, he's on your shit list. He's, uh, he's 58. Yeah, that's the thing though. What if it, what if he actually is using these creams and he believes him to be the secret to his good looks and his youthful looks. And you're attacking him. But he actually is revealing to the world, this is what I use. Okay. That I could get into. That I would be like, all right, he uses it. I still want to believe it even if he's like, I use it.

But he uses it. He's like, it works. I've seen lines decrease in my crow's feet. I've seen like my black bags disappear. I'd be like, why the fuck does it have to cost $500? That's a good cue. Can you answer that? Can you, can you, uh,

Well, we don't know what, I mean, probably his fee to, to, to, to be, No, I don't, I don't know. I don't know what's in it, like, you know, you got to make it somewhat exclusive. But this is the, this means that Brad Pitt at some point commissioned scientists to make him putty. Because he's not using putty that already existed and slapping his name on it, right? Right. That's the first time he heard it. That obviously might be.

That he just grabbed some over-the-counter stuff that he was using, and now he's gonna take that stuff and just repackage it as his own. Give me your cheater. We don't know any. Yeah, I don't know what to say to that, bud. Like maybe, I mean, maybe he did like, maybe they're like, well, when they sell the shit on the open market

It usually has 5% of this stuff. He goes my stuff is 10% You know, maybe he played with the formula a little bit. I mean Brad Pitt's given us a lot I don't understand why we're turning on Brad Pitt If I club alone he should we should give him a pass on this sort of shit fight club got him a huge cushion But when I saw that seven that shit seven What's upon a time in Hollywood? I mean, you know, what's the glorious bastards? I mean what is Brad Pitt have it done to us that we can't let him sell a face cream Can't let him be a snake oil smells salesman. Yeah, we got a cool amount on it

We don't know that he is we don't know that he is And we're not doing the research. I know You're right. Yeah, my research ended at the post article I read when I'm like this is bullshit But my point is like if we're not doing the research on it Why not Brad Pitt who's given us so much? Why don't we give him the why don't we give him that? Benefit it out. Benefit it out works There's been enough on good as pal tro'sop and I've been in one of her Goop stories.

I've seen the $75 water bottles and shit like that. Like, you know, I don't know. There's some more evidence for Goop being like that snake oil stuff than Brad Pitt. Plus tax evasion. He, why he did tax evasion. No, not her, Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop. Oh yeah, but again, you know, she gave a seven, you know,

and yeah, she wasn't the best part of that though. Like I had to was in the box, no, at the end. I don't know. Yeah, well I'm not gonna go to bad for Gwyneth Paltrow like I will Brad Pitt, but I do think Brad Pitt's given us so much that we have to overlook this. Cause you don't have to buy it if you don't want to. You don't have to buy it if you don't want to.

And at those prices, the only people buying it are the people you don't care if they spend the money anyway. Yeah. Let them fleece the rich. Shops. Yeah. Let them do it. I can't.

I'm tired. I'm tired. And man, you are not your putty. Yeah. I don't know. That's how I feel. But you know, maybe, maybe I'm turned around on this. Yeah. Sell don't know. That's how I feel, but you know.

Yeah, maybe, maybe I'm turned around on this. Yeah. Sell it and if people want to buy it, that's the whole basis of the American system, right? It's fucking the whole thing of the United States, bro. And you know what? Remember how much you meant to you when you were super shaped and you were like, I want to look like Brad Pitt, fight club, he was like your north star. Can't turn on him now. Never reached it.

You look pretty good though. In your pursuit of it. In the pursuit of it, yeah, until somebody was like, I was like, $195 pounds, like you got to lose 20 more pounds and not drink water for three days. And this, this month's men's health has something on it, something on a Brad, like Brad Pitt's fight club workout. They never tell you in the article what the workout is. But they do talk about that, like how he didn't drink water. And it's like he's got Brad Pitt genetics. It's just some people do, some people don't. You know, you look at guys like Van Dam back in the heyday.

Yeah. And you're like, this is a guy with genetics. Like no matter how much I worked out, I'm not going at guys like Van Dam back in the heyday. Yeah. And you're like, this is a guy with genetics. Like no matter how much I worked out, I'm not going to look like Van Dam. No. But especially very inspiring. Now, yeah, I don't even know Brad Pitt could pull it off again. I would like to be that guy. Wouldn't you want like some like for whatever reason, they're like that level of.

Awesome. This is unattainable for the average human being. Oh, you want to be that high on a pedestal? Yeah. Oh, no No, that's terrifying. Yeah, cuz they just want to knock you off it. Yeah, because it's like, you know It could fuck with your head though If you're that if you're that put on that big a toe of a pedestal above everybody else, yeah, and that's not healthy either. Then you start selling face creams and shit. Yeah. And you don't realize, you know, how shabby you know, you come off, you know, and like a

huckster. To a guy who won't at one time was working out like to me. You idolized him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I was like, that's what I want. Brad Pitt in Fight Club or Brad Pitt in Snatch. Snatch is another. Oh, Snatch. Yeah, man. I think you got to go home. You got to watch a couple of Brad Pitt movies tonight, man, and come correct in that week. I wish Brad. I mean, the first Ocean's eleven was pretty fucking fun. I think people forget. Yeah.

I don't know if I've seen a Brad Pitt movie. Any all the ones you're mentioning I haven't seen. I saw a cool world. Okay. Not as best. But I vaguely remember it was a cartoon. It was animated, right? Kim Basinger is Hollywood. Yeah, and there was a cat, I think. Yeah, it wasn't that good, but it was a good try. The animation looked cool. You never saw something.

I don't know if I've ever saw seven. You would like it. It's pretty good. Yeah, you'd like a lot. It's a really, like no worries. I know the catchphrase is like, like like what's in the box and everything. Right. So if I only know it from people doing it, I don't think I can't put it to any kind of visuals though. So I must not have seen. Oh, I think you'd love it. Well, yeah, I've heard about it. Yeah, I should check it out. You know, Kevin Spacey's in it. So you know, you know, you stomach may turn as you watch it, Walt, but uh,

Oh, okay. Well, there's no like, um, new version where he's been edited out. Oh, that would be something. Now, you are, or digitally put a different actor in over his, who would they, who would they put in? Well, Somebody who's not a piece of shit Good luck finding that in Hollywood I'd include you Q Walt I want to say you have a bodacious body don't't tell anyone. Yeah, you're cool. We're not gonna say anything, right? Oh, sure. I'll never say anything.

Walt, I have what's good news for Q, but bad news for you and me. It's always good news for Q. It has been a pretty sunny. It's been quite a run, huh? A couple of years, so. What are you talking about? It's just like the worst year of my life.

It's the last year. It's the most stressful year of my life. We got the plated suicide. It's the worst year. We're gonna be happy that you didn't. You did it take your own life. Cam soda, the adult entertainment comedy behind a newly launched penis review website revealed you'll have to ride the Staten Island ferry to find the hottest sausages in the Big Apple.

Whoa, here we go. Yep, over the past two months, 1,617 New Yorkers dropped their trousers and asked models for their opinions on what they were packing downstairs. And the forgotten burrow made a lasting impression with junk on the island, receiving an average of 8.89. That's right, baby, that's because all the fucking Italians. Uh-huh.

Although far behind, we're Brooklynites at 7.21, the Bronx at 6.76 and Queens at 6.54. So that man had in 5.01. So are we talking about the average length or the rating that like out of one out of 10? They got a 10, yeah. So it's like eight. Almost eight point eight nine. That's almost a nine.

Yeah, I could have told you that. Yeah, I've seen a lot of them. No, it's a good you've told us that. Well, because I know the population of Staten Island is, is, or at least when I was growing up and certainly the penises in play today are largely Italian. It's a very thick burrow. Yo, the eye ties.

Yo. You know, a lot of like James Conn in the Godfather, how it like his fucking sister's wedding, even then he could have stopped like Nailin Bridesmaids. Right, right, yeah. That's standout. There's a lot of that on standout. There's a reason they shot that scene on standout. Did they shoot that scene on standout?

Yeah. Oh, well. That does make sense. I would like to know how this Review went down though if the models We're able to see the faces and the and the bodies Political leanings not no, not no, but if like they got to see like okay some some nice-looking guy With no gut in his 20s, you know pull it down and and she's like, oh, that's that's almost an eight point something. But if they just took a

black box and just, you know, a total black screen and just cut out a box where you only see the pecker and you can't see what else is around the pecker up or down. Then I would put a little bit more credence to this unscientific vote that was a garner for Staten Island because I guarantee you if some slob, you know, with a big fat gut, pulled it up and then showed his pecker and they were like, well, we were looking him. I went to last night. I thought he was talking to me. Yeah. I don't know if he's there. They're going to get eights close to nine. So because I think you have to you have to

weigh in what the what it's attached to, right? That place of major factor in the final number, I would think. I got all mad to that's true. Yeah. I mean, because otherwise, they all kind of look the same, right? Yeah, but they, but if they, I doubt that they favored one borough over the other, I'm sure the control of it was, was across the board. So however they saw it, everybody had their opportunity to present the flat stomachs and peckers, but Staten Island is the only ones that did. So, you know, saying if the playing field is level across all burrows, then what difference does it make? I'm just saying I don't know if the numbers are really accurate though, because it's not

really based upon that on the pecker appearance it's based to probably more about what's around it. All the shit that Staten Island takes in pop culture and on this show and you can't fucking let us have this. You got to tear this apart. You can't just let Staten Island have the fucking greatest beckers in the city. Well, according to the cost, you do. Maybe Walt might disagree.

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I agree Majority of the models noted that Staten Island Johnson's oh Ten to three symbol Ten to three symbol cucumbers while Manhattan manhood was long but thin like a pencil. Oh my god I mean, that's horrible. Do you think it comes down to like where you grow up? I would say, no, I think whatever, I think Staten Island, because remember, there wasn't even a bridge here until the 60s.

It was a very closed community. And I think that, you know, the genetic pool, very, very Italian, some Irish. And there's some Irish in there too which might they're gonna bring they're gonna bring that number down which might bring that you would have got a perfect 10 that's not pretty Irish I say that is somewhat the last name Quinn yeah so I think it was just I think it's like you're gonna see a very similar pool of penises on Staten Island because of the

relatively until recently relatively limited genetic Stock so if you like what you say you're gonna see a lot of it. Can you feel really any Pride in that I mean all seriousness can you can you really feel any kind of pride in such a No, I don't I couldn't possibly care about this at all There are guys know that red that article at her like Not lying in the world There's a part of me that is like fuck yeah, but it's a small part Yeah, we should put it on the sign when you come over the very center of the

Home of the base back. Yeah, you'll like what you see statin island It is it is a very kind of small pull to draw from though like 1600 people in In burrows that are like number in the millions Yeah, but how many people do you need before you have a sampling? You know, the data release follows a launch of Kempso does bargain bin dick ratings.com where for 99 cents, Kemp models give dick picks a once over. That's what I want to spend my dollar on. Is it feeling bad about myself? Yeah, give it up.

And who doesn't matter to really it matters to you and to usually one other person. Yeah, but I mean, it still would be nice, right? Well, they didn't do it. They didn't do sampling in Jersey. So who knows? Jersey might topple them. Top of Stat Island. But if you like, like you live in Staten Island, but if you happen to, you were born in Brooklyn, right? I was born in Brooklyn, yeah. And lived there for a couple of years.

A year and a half. Now, do you consider yourself from Brooklyn, or do you consider from Staten Island? I mean, I consider myself from Staten Island, but there's no doubt that my obituary would not say Staten Island native. It would say lifelong Staten Island there. And there was a difference there. But my look, man, I'm just keeping on the immigrant tradition You know my mom was an immigrant came over from Italy. I came over the by came over the boat to Staten Island So it's just like my mother. I'm a bit of a you know an immigrant and and I think on my dad's side

I'm only third generation and they also came my dad was born on Staten Island. So, you know, it's all, I mean, I don't think Brooklyn's looking to claim me. I think they're fine with me taking Staten Island. Fuckin', they would have to fight Staten Island. I don't know. I know Brooklyn does have like, who do they got, Beastie Boys? I mean, they got everybody, sure. I mean, Brooklyn's, I mean, you would, you got our years, definitely like the coolest barrow.

I mean, pop culture wise, like a lot of shit comes out of there, right? Yeah. Yeah. I just like, I know a girl who was born and Brooklyn lived there for five years, but then moved to Jersey. And to me, it's like, when you're like, oh, where are you from? It's like, it's where you grow up. But I like, where are you mostly grow It's like, it's where you grow up. But I like where are you mostly grow up?

Yeah, you know. I agree. I would never tell people I'm from Brooklyn. What does that mean? Yeah. Now, we all know that Q has a plan when somebody dies. There's someone who's gonna die. Yeah.

Q's gonna relieve himself. But can he outdo this guy? Man with 48-year grudge caught ping on his ex-wife's grave every day by her kids. A man with an apparent 48-year grudge has been going to each morning to urinate on the grave of his ex, much to the heart of her furious kids who realized something was wrong when they discovered bags of poop left at their mom's final resting place. Oh, I mean, that's some clue, right? I think that would tip anybody off. The sons that I felt like getting out and killing him. When I asked what it was like to watch the man, he says, has been desecrating the burial site of his mom.

How old is this dude? He's pretty old. He is. The married for 48 years? No, he wasn't married. He was, I mean, he was married, but hold on, let me see. I'll find it. I think it was like, he was, the guy was briefly married to the woman in the 70s.

But I guess he just was like so pissed at her and held such a grudge that he's done it for 48 years. I guess he just was like so... Pisted her. And held such a grudge that- Oh, he's done it for 48 years. I guess he's been- No, he- This is 48 years later. It doesn't say like when he started. Oh, right.

But it did say that they finally set up- I guess it was only once he- They don't know how long he's been pissing. But the bags of shit that were found, I guess that tipped him off so they set up a camera. They said that the first the first camera was too grainy to tell. But then they said that the videos that the guy, the son and the sister got indicated that the man drove to the cemetery almost every morning between 614 and 618 with his current wife. Got out of the car, walked to the woman's grave and peed on it. What did happen in that marriage?

It had to be something so her- look, my last relationship was not all flowers and sunshine, but I wouldn't be pissing and shitting on graves, like if it were local, I don't know like you let go of shit, you know But this guy certainly was incapable of that like she I think it's some of the horrible shit And I'm like, yeah, I probably deserves like a tinkler too but To go every day for God knows how long and you get your your new wife to go with you I'm maybe about to get in the car come on. We're're taking her quickly. Right. Especially at that time of the morning, every day. Yeah.

That's good. Yeah. Like, I can't sleep in. You can't do this by yourself. She's like, I know I gotta go. I kinda wanna know his side of the story, though. Right.

You wanna know what, like, what did she do that he would not give that up? Because like, when the time comes for me to do, well, you know, my final tribute, you know, how old might I be? Do I want to climb a fence in the middle of the night? I might just let it go. You know what I'm saying?

It's like, Oh, this is a revelation. There's a chance you might be like, you know what? I'm not going to do it. I mean, you never know. Like I don't, you know, who know? I, you know, it's more of a bit on this show than anything else at this point.

So it's like, I'd want to do it, but at the same point, you're like, you know, what is that going to entail? What if I get caught? Well, isn't a crime first off? Well, according to this, the sun claims he's gone to the cops at least three times and they refuse to let him speak to a detective. And a woman who answered the phone at an orange town police station Saturday referred a call from the post of the police captain who said she's not in on weekends and then they're they're the guy goes the sun goes I don't know if the man owns a dog or a shit in a bag himself or is getting some dog shit all I know is that he's using my mother's green as his toilet every morning. Oh, does that give you pause? Oh, you know that maybe

Yeah, maybe that's not the route to go Well, he didn't get caught so I mean he didn't get he got caught but he didn't get in trouble right but look at they look at the fallout though Well, there probably wouldn't be much fallout, but I Don't know every day seems like except like that just seems like a I would never begrudge anybody pissing on a grave like once maybe twice But like you go every day for all that time and it's like it says more about you than it does about the person in the grave I think therapy you need it. Oh Yeah Oh, yeah. Yeah, don't you think? So the pissy man left Murphy's mother, that's the son.

When she was pregnant, I never had anything to do with his biological daughter. The son claims, except for one time earlier this year, when he ran into the daughter and said he wished she were dead and cursed her and her mother. He could have been out there peeing for five years and we wouldn't have known. Murphy said, we only found out because of the feces. So that's where he gave himself away. Maybe you need to adjust your your plan a little bit I think I still bring you get away with it once yeah, and I wouldn't leave it in a bag What's he fucking doing leaving in the bag you dig a little whole terrible idea?

Yeah, you fill the hole you cover it up so that person has to live or spend their attorney underneath these shit. That's the idea. He might be mentally, though. The guy. Yeah. I would say that's probably a safe bet. Like, yeah, I think so. It's unlikely that he just started. He's probably been doing it for a while. I think like Q talks about doing it and there's no hint of mental illness.

It really? No. It does like, well, to me, it seemed I know the situation to me, it seems totally rational. I'm not even privy to what happened or who it is or anything, but yeah, what you say it with such like there's no sense of mental illness in the speech. It feels like it's, yeah, I could see this and it sounds almost normal when you talk about it. All right, thank you. He's normal, I shouldn't agree. Everyone. Well, you know why maybe because it's a hypothetical right now. It's like something we laugh about. I haven't done

it, so it's a little, but if I come in one day, and I'm like, guys, I fucking did it. I did a fucking pet cemetery. I crawled into the grave at night. You know what I mean? It was three in the morning, and I dropped trow and took a dump on the grave and ran out. Like, it might be different in reality

if I came in and walked you through the night. I still think if you tell me, I'm still giving you a fist bump. That's my boy. Yeah, I still like that. I gotta make sure you wipe while I watch it. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Like, don't do it right after. Like, there isn't much I wouldn't do for Cuba, but if he's like, look, between 614 and 618, I'm every morning, I'm gonna eat it completely. So, I'm just on this person's grave. I need a witch. Yeah. Yeah. I can't do it unless somebody's watching. Maintaining eye contact. Yeah. Good job, Q. You're doing a good job. Thanks, bud. If I ever get put in a nursing home, I don't want any woke do-goaters

rowing in my good time. Woke do-goaters. Yeah. What do you got? Nursing home was forced to apologize for hiring a stripper to perform for senior citizens in wheelchairs. Now, this isn't Taiwan, this isn't in America. But a state-run facility for retired army,

personnel in Taiwan paid the adult entertainer for a steamy show to celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival and important holiday in Chinese culture whereby people gather to celebrate the white rice and wheat harvests of the season. And then somebody took video of it. Video has fucking destroyed any good times that you can have in this fucking yeah every time somebody's having a good time there's another person to be like oh no you don't look at this video I don't know I certainly know the residents like there's a picture of one guy squeezing her boob and this is all like these guys are

old man these guys are like 90s but I maintain, if you found out one of your loved ones was in a nursing home in this happen, you would question the staff and their ability to care for your elderly loved ones. If they think this is a proper thing to do though, I don't think you guys would be like, woo-hoo, yeah, go Gramps. Yeah, like, oh, he got a squeeze to tit.

I still think you guys would be like, did this stripper fucking like take money from my grandfather? Right. You know, did he take advantage of him? I think I would talk to my grandfather about it. And if he's like, dude, that was the fucking best day I've had in 30 years, I'd be like, all be like alright well I've been rotting away in this place.

Yeah like you don't trim comes in. Yeah nobody visits me I haven't seen you think could just because of that age you don't you don't want to see some fucking like hot body grind. Of course you do you just can't do anything about it. I'm not saying you just showed up because you read the newspaper you read the post that the stripper came to your grandfather's nursing home you've been there I'm not saying you just showed up because you read the newspaper you read the post that the stripper came to your grandfather's Nursing home you've been there. I'm assuming you've been there weekly visiting him and you said no one's in them. So I Think though that both you guys are full of shit. You would be like no this place is not the place my grandfather If they think this is the proper way to entertain my grandfather in his golden years, I'm their suspect.

They have to. Go ahead. No, I understand that. I don't disagree with that. I think that thought would be in there. But again, I think it comes down to grandpa, how do you feel? And if he's like, please keep me here.

But he's clouted. He's clouted because he saw some nipples. I mean, you know, go for him. Yeah, but I do. But isn't that a good thing? Like how much more time do you have left to be clouded? Like I would be like if that's me, I'm like 90. I'm in the fucking nursing home

I'm like, what am I doing with these fucking with this money anyway? Just give it to a strip. Well not all of it But if she had but if she's coming she wants like dollars or fives or would it probably fives at this point? Papa Johnson, I need 20s. 20s, huh? 50s. Well, hold on, let me go back to my room. Wait, let me just tell you where it is.

Yeah, you'll go get it. Oh, she's called me Papa Johnson and looking like this. Oh, god damn. I think you're ready to give up everything. Oh, sure. You sign out, you make her the executor of your will Because she's left just some titties. Yeah, and then you're at that fucking like sage And then maybe you guys are so like where were the woke fucking people to look out for me?

There is I can't see my Yeah, he's squeezing boobs and stuff. Oh yeah, I don't know, man. I gotta only be led by my grandfather and that one, Walt. Ah! I still think though that the grandpa could be, again, just bamboozled by a pair of bodacious tantas, man. He could do that.

Oh yeah. Oh nice. He could just be so like, you know, like out of his mind with like, and not really see the implications of what just happened and how he possibly could be taken advantage of. I admit that's a concern, but if the alternative to it is he's just sitting there watching loveboat reruns. I don't know.

Yeah, you heard what I said. It's a big, a good one. We're not in nursing home You guys got fantasies right across the fucking street They'd rather watch fantasy island the good fantasies All right, what okay, what about your grandma? sweet old grandma. All of a sudden, then something dude would have fuck us.

That in Islander, that Island stripper, Mail stripper walks in and his sausage is all over grandma's face. She's loving it. She, you got video of it. Yeah. You were watching grandpa and he was squeezing tits and like, yeah, go grandpa, go grandpa, go.

And now, and now grandma, you know, she's got whipped cream and cheese that I have in an ice cream sundae, basically. Is it the same reaction you sexist pig? Answer me. You got lawyers? You're shutting down that nursing home. Grandma is fucking in a new nursing home within 12 hours.

Heres heads are on pikes for what happened to Grandma Quinn. That's a good point. Yeah, like it was. That's my grandmother, man. But she's like, no, no, cue. It was a shame. It was a cue. It was a cue. Oh, please, no, don't take me out.

I want to stay. No, I would leave her. I would leave her. Really? Like grandma have her fun. Man, you got to like draw a video though. I. I'm like guys maybe you can just not video it. Like yeah. Like just you know have you know have a no phone rule. Yeah like like Louisie Kaye does it. I think Dave Sheppell does it where it's

like you go into a comedy show. they take your phone, they put it in a bag. No phone. Oh, a lot of guys do it. Tons of comedians do it now. Imagine dragons do it. No, they don't do it. They would be practical. But I think that like Sebastian Manescalo does it, I think. Yeah, I'm pretty sure like it's like a common thing now. Yeah, but yeah, I think they should do this. It's the phone. The God damn phone. Oh, ruined, ruined everything for everybody. Yeah, for everybody.

Like I said, when I went down to Key West last time, I'm like, nobody's flashing at all. And I think it's because people don't want to end up on the internet. Like, when you and I used to go down in the early 2000s, it was just like people would be like, what are you talking about? I'm on a website. What was, you know, like it just wouldn't occur to them that somebody's taking a printed picture, scanning it, and then uploading it to some website, you know, whereas today, yeah, in seconds, you're fucking online. I mean, if you're not being live streamed, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. It's not, it's, it's people who didn't live in the world before it is what it is now. And not just for boob reasons, we'll never understand. I don't, I don't know when any generation will ever get to experience what we got to experience which is like just freedom and autonomy and like I think it's done. I think it's done. I don't think you could get that back and I think a generation of kids who spent the last two years sitting at home

texting each other or you know what I mean it's like that's how they learn to communicate with each other instead of being what I mean? It's like that's how they learn to communicate with each other instead of being in school and stuff like that. I think the problem got accelerated and got worse, but it's you do it more and more. I'm just like, and I know you guys have kids, but I am like, oh, fucking so glad. I just never had kids and won't have kids. I'd be like, what is, what is, what is gonna be like 10 years from now? Right. It's crazy. It's too much.

It's just too much. I brought sage to the park yesterday and there was a guy coming from what they call middle town day. It's like a town wide. Like a... We were celebrating, coming in, we were celebrating, coming in 10th in the Pecker burrow still top 10 but still top 10 everybody was showing them well that's because I because I because the one Irish guy the smart guy me decided not

to go down and just play that's okay flanagan bring your rating down I think you've eaten a pizza in your time that you qualify as half Italian. But there was a guy with a son who was maybe seven and a daughter who's like nine. They did not stop fucking bickering the entire time. And the guy is like nonstop. Like if you don't stop, we're going to go home. You know what, get off that's when we're going home. We're gonna go home until eventually it's like, it just drove him crazy enough that he's like, God, we're going, God damn it. And then they left.

But like that reminds me of my childhood, like just bickering with my sister constantly. Yeah. And I think the reason was because my parents fought all the time. You know, Pam and Edgar were constantly going back and forth and bickering and shit. And like it was years later, I remember like when I was on the pills and living at Pam's house that she tried to convince me that she and Edgar never fought. She's like me and daddy never fought.

I was like, what's that called when someone tries to? No, no. So like a current trendy term when someone tries to tell you your You're gaslating. It's that would just go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She's a master gaslighter. Yeah, I'm like, I didn't fight it you. It was it was fucking Wally and Beaver. She would have you believe. Yeah. But um, yeah, that that that maybe glad that I didn't have two kids to argue. Did you find your girls fought a lot there enough or they fought off a part of it?

No, they fought more as they got older. Like, like shit that I guess is common, but still like, come on, it's just like about going into the other one's room and taking clothes at like, when they're, you know, in their 20s now and they're doing that, And it still just like drives the other one, mad. But then they have that like the ridiculous like, like, but you just did it last week. What are you mad about? Right. Is like, I don't understand that that rationale is like your pissed off that she took

the sweater, but last week you took her pants and wore them and you didn't get permission. So like, how can you, you don't have a like to stand on? Is this what you say? Or do you just back away? Oh, I just turn on, I just turn to TV all out. Well, oh, Captain Stubord, I can't hear what he say. Let me turn it up. But there's the next door neighbor, they have kids,

and the other day I was, I had the door open because it was nice out. And I could have swore I heard the kid like the boys, and he's only like seven. I could have swore he said motherfucker. And I stopped what I was doing. And I was just like, no, there's no way he said motherfucker to his sister. And so I just let it go. And then I went upstairs and I was talking to Deb and I was like, it's so funny, man. I could have swore I heard that kid say I'm when he was out there and she goes, oh yeah, yeah, he says it all the time Really? I was like what?

I go yeah, she goes, yeah, I hear him saying that he says that word constantly. Huh. Yeah, so I mean, it's a different day and age if that's like In front of the parents and everything. I don't think it. I mean, I don't know if the parents are out there But yeah, he dropped MF her on a sister who's like five and he's like seven. Oh Yeah Yeah, he dropped MF or an assistor who's like five and he's like seven. Yeah. Well, anyway, to wrap up this show, yeah, the, the nursing home conceded that the erotic dancer's actions were too enthusiastic and fiery and they would be more cautious when planning of such events in the future. And there was also a more sedate game of bingo and some karaoke in an adjoining nursing hall.

Who are those guys that are like there's a stripper right there? Right the next day in the nursing home with their wives probably. Oh yeah, you're probably right. I don't need that honey. I want that. That would be the worst. Unless you have like a wife that's like yeah man I'm down let's go watch the stripper there out there we're gonna we're gonna sing karaoke yeah speaking of nursing homes and do you remember a senior

community we talked about years ago where a TSD listener worked in the library and he put out tell him Steve Dave episodes on CD. Yeah, yeah, yes. Got an update. His name was Taylor. And another listener went to the nursing community where I guess it's where senior citizens live in this community and he went to the community for some reason and he found the library and he asked if Taylor was still

working in the library and he said no he doesn't work in the library and longer he runs the place. Whoa! Yeah so I wonder if Taylor's listens but it so it goes to show you that that did not hurt his professional career in the least putting out those episodes of TSD on CD. I'd make the argument that it boosted it before he wasn't in least, putting out those episodes of TSD on CD. I'd make the argument that it boosted it before he wasn't in charge. After putting out those episodes, now he's in charge. Right. Yeah.

That's pretty cool though, right? I think so. Can we encourage him to write in? Well, I wrote back to the listener that let me know that he's now run the place. I was like, that's pretty cool. I wonder if he got even still listening at this point, though. He might not even be a listener anymore.

Yeah, well, if you are listening, Taylor. Yeah, we'd like to hear someone's beeping him right now. Yeah, I'm not gonna answer that right now. But yeah, I'd like to hear his rise. You know, that would be interesting podcasting, right? I mean, if we're involved in the rise, yes, if you're not, and no, it's probably a lot of administrative work. I'm a little worried.

I haven't heard an ad break. Last week of the month, last week of the month, there's never ads, but last week of the month, there's never ads. But last week we could have any ads. Last week no ads, and it trusts me, I had a talking to you. Why? Well, I said you're fault. Oh, it's not my fault.

No, I did the talking to you. Oh, okay. I was like, damn. I did the talking to. Why? Well, I said, you're fault. Oh, it's not my fault. No, I did the talking. Oh, okay. I was like, damn. I did the talking to him. And what was the talk about? Well, why don't we have ads? And what was the answer? The answer is because I guess they're not, like, the company isn't, companies aren't doing as much advertising on podcasts anymore. But she did secure, I think green chef. She secured. So she said October is pretty packed. Nice. So yeah. Nice. Fucking around. I've been getting. I've been getting some updates on the Halloween episode for our big Halloween celebration. It's shaping up to be pretty fucking amazing. It's something else. Walt sent me the... Oh no, that's

the Sunday Jeff one. Oh that's the Sunday Jeff one. Then you've got to get our Patreon and business is fucking cool. Really? But the one that I'll give you a little insight for listeners who aren't familiar with Abinakostelmi Frankenstein should watch it the movie before listening to the episode because it's basically an homage to that movie. The greatest monster movie I believe in my opinion. I know a man of your age is going to be like you're going to be more in the 80s, which is good because you know what? The 80s are represented in this too. Great.

I got, I want to be very clear. I love that movie. Okay, great. So you will love this then. If you have any affection for Abdenka Stollmi, Frankenstein, then this is your, gonna be your favorite Tom Steve Dave Halloween special. Nice.

Masses of people are like, I don't have any affection for them. Yeah, that would do. I do. Just like 10 people who are like popping up like this right now. I'll tell you what like like as this as we get new crew members on IJ who were young these people are like 19 2021. I this this last season that work pushed I was like they didn't even heard of Abin and Castello Because I have those two raccoons that live in my yard I don't name the Abin and Castello and so I was telling the story and one of the kids is I call them kids again

But they're like what's Abin and Castello? I'm like you never heard of Abin and because they never Fucking even heard of them. So I was I wrote down. I took out a piece of it like I wrote down a bunch of Abin and Castello stuff I'm like you guys got it watch this just watch this let me know and every one of them. So I wrote down, I took out a piece of paper, like I wrote down a bunch of avid and could tell stuff. I'm like, you guys got it. Watch us. Just watch us and let me know. And every one of them was like, that was, they'd never heard of who's on first. Like they one of them came back to, we have failed. We have failed the generation though. I put that shit off from my daughters, you know, right out of the womb. I was like, you know, what? That's going to be what they watch to fall asleep at night, you know, in the in the womb, I was like, you know what, that's gonna be what they watch to fall asleep at night, you know, in the crib, who's the first. I agree.

And it sounds like it's not as a trauma system. It's not like it's not funny anymore. It's like when these kids watch it, they were like, holy shit, that's so funny. Well, my oldest daughter, when she had to watch it for something that I asked her to do, she goes, that Pudgy guy is definitely special needs, right? And I was like, no, not at all.

Like, well, he's constantly letting the other one slap him in the face, she said. That's comedy, I said, back then. She's going to get the joke. She goes, I don't know how anybody thought that was funny though. Like, why would someone, another man slapping another man in the face be funny? And I was like, did you watch the Oscars list here? Didn't you?

I did it. I did it. That way crazy. I said, it's still a fucking go-to, I said. I'm going to cut Sello's scene a little bit more good nature behind the scenes. You're right though. I mean a man slapping another man was like worldwide news. Yeah.

You remember stinky? Stinky. We're the Abedication. We're one of the greatest character. That's the guy who took the place of Curly, you know, in the three stages. Oh, really? Yeah, like towards the end of the three stages run, in the three stooges. Oh, really? Yeah, like towards the end of the three stooges run, they had rotating curly, so it was shemp,

and then curly Joe, and then the guy who played stinky was one of the last people to play the third stooge. Okay, he was, I mean stinky is amazing. I mean, I just referenced him when we did the shark week special when the flashbacks as me as a little kid, I'm like, you gotta dress me as stinky. I think I sent the costume department pictures of stinky So like to get to costume. Yeah, so he's still impacting Entertainment today. I would be shocked if he wasn't on the 10 most influential

comedians In 2022 stinky's got to be up there in the top. At least top 25. It's no fucking way he's even in the top 100. 99 times out of 100 together. He influenced one joke that a discovery wanted to cut out of the first net. How much are we paying for the sticky castle that's gonna get you out. Why do we have to fucking play Kate this fucking guy?

He fucking shaved my beard for it. They couldn't cut it out. I'm like, I fucking shaved my beard for this joke. You cannot cut it. I'm like, all right, all right. This fucking guy, he's cracking jokes from 1940s. That's awful. Yo, I was gonna say referencing a character that was popular like maybe 70 years ago.

And if you put that character on today, you'd probably get letters. You'd be like, you can't treat humans like this. Like, there's something wrong with the guy. Like, he's in his 50s. Well, he dressed us like a child, right? Yeah, if I know the person over talking about YouTube, Abanaka Stello Stinky, I'm sure there's plenty of clips

where it's a 50 year old man who dresses in a, as a schoolboy, who torments Costello. I thought I'd be young. Hey, it does look a little bit like I just young. But they referred to him as a boy the entire time. It's the best. It's the not the best though. better. But I got you harassing this boy. And then he'd slap him. Yeah. It'd be the funniest fucking thing in the world. But if you if you love, you know, 1940s, what billion comedy you're gonna love. 2022. Tell Steve Dave Day Halloween spooktacular because it takes us back to the the better years, the you know the funny years, everything wasn't so coarse. Everyone didn't have to curse. Well there's some

curse in though. Is there cursing in it? Yeah but that's okay we got it. I mean it can't just you know cut off 90% of the audience. Oh no I meant there's girl they'll be cursing in the Tom, see, they've told him to get, yeah, not now. But the console, no, not now. No, no, no. I mean, we're not going to commit career suicide here by going completely, Abinacus.

People expect a couple of four little words here and there. Oh, man, do you remember the Abinacus, Dello, like if anybody out there is going to be looking up Abinacus Dello now for a little bit, remember the Suscahanna hat company sketch? Oh, yeah. Fucking one of the funniest things I've ever seen, and I mean that.

It, first time I saw it, like I couldn't even believe what I was watching, you know, I was young, but, so I don't even wanna give away, but look up the Suscahanna hat company sketch from them. It's so fucking funny. And that's nothing but some dude just getting slapped around a shit like that. Punching through the hat constantly.

Punching through the hat, falling into shit. Yeah, man. Just great stuff. And the thing about those were all voidville bits. They didn't make them up. They just took them from the stage, which is where they were going for a hundred years and put them on TV. from the stage, where they were going for 100 years and put them on TV. So if you want to steal from them,

you're really not stealing from them, you know? You're just honoring a void-villian tradition of just sharing material. You call that. I'm really excited, because like I said, Q, it's gonna have pieces that are going to appeal to you with Abinac Estello as well as 80s monsters 1940s monsters

It is an audio extravaganza. Oh I can't wait we have the data ready right we put it on the stone. You never told me what date is your free But once we're going to Tuesday Tell them Steve Dave.