Tell Em Steve-Dave - #532: A Sexy Canoe Trip

Episode Date: October 9, 2022

Bry, Walt, and Q discuss prize-winning, wildlife stories, Tom vs Gisele, Boom parties.

Both people wouldn't look at me and be like, there goes a winner. I had to start working on my beloved status. You think there's more to it? There better be because she comes across as a real... Yeah. You know what? I hear you. You know what. Oh, you know what I hear you know what I know

Tell them Steve Dave hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave I'm here with the Walt Hello with BQ. Hello. We're enough to we're gonna have to do a mellow cue. Oh, yeah. Walt has a migraine splitting headache. So we gotta keep it cool. I don't know if I've ever had a migraine. I just have like one of those pressure headaches. I thought it would go away. We have like a cold? Maybe a little, that thing.

So no, I mean, I sound like I'm congested, but I don't feel congested. Now, I just got like a pressure headache. Maybe it's allergies. Yeah, it could be allergies. Yeah, the pho allergies, I'm tired. I thought it would go away, but it hasn't gone away yet. But that's all right. Laughter is the best medicine they say. So they do say that when you have a headache and you're fucking laughing your balls off. And that's a good feeling.

I, uh, a lot of people, if they were to look at me, they wouldn't describe me in one word and that one word being winner. Who is weak? I don't know their assholes. What do they just want word? Winner. Winner. Oh, yeah. Most people wouldn't look at me and be like, there goes a winner, but this week they're fucking wrong. What happened? I want to sweepstakes. Get out of here publishing house. I wish somebody showed up on a giant check. Nope.

Ed McMahon. More like Ronald McDonald. Ronald McDonald. It was like a month or so ago, maybe even longer. McDonald's is having the sweep sticks and you could like win a car and shit. And I never fell out that stuff. And Mary Beth was like, hey, I'll fill that one for me.

And one for you. It was like, all right, go ahead. And we got to call the other day that I'm the winner of a thousand dollars worth of canoeing services. Oh, I was just going to say a thousand dollars for life. Yeah. That was worth a million nuggets.

That would have been great. I would take a thousand dollars worth of million nuggets. I'm like, because I was like, in my mind, when I went canoeing as a kid, it always up in the polka nose on the Delaware River Sure, so that's where I don't know why but that's where I assumed it would be But it's the services are out of those company or whatever is out of keyboard Which means yeah, it's that local which means I'm gonna be canoeing around out in this bay out here

Oh, dude, I tell you what you do you sling box that shit You immediately go down here pick up your thousand dollars with the canoeing equipment and flip it for like 250 bucks. Yeah. That's what you do. I'll go down to the Kongswood. You do it right on the corner from the canoeing place. I'll take money out of their pocket. You just set up whatever you just like canoeing equipment cheap.

Price canoeing. Was there equipment involved? It's a thousand dollars. So I think I can get equipment if I want. Wow, you got a canoe, man. How am I going to carry it? I got a car. She has a car that's even smaller than mine.

Just get the canoeing ensemble, like all the clothing. Like you dress the part. So I look like I'm a canoeer. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a canoeing motherfucker. How does a canoeer dress? Oh, Oh like those pants that you used to have like where you could unzip them Oh, I still have where I'm all the time outdoors. He pants. Yeah, yeah, you can take the bottom light You know, yeah, you can you climb rocks at those pants, too, right me?

Oh, yeah sure Climb up to the couch maybe you're off. I don't know Too hot, let me unzip these legs Oh yeah, sure, I'm sure. I'm clung onto the couch. Maybe jerk off, I don't know. I'm too hot. Let me answer these legs. Even though I won. Yeah, I won. Nice. I was really hoping it was gonna be the car.

I have it. Because then I could turn that, I would turn around and sell in a fucking heart. Oh, you wouldn't drive it? What's up, car was it? It was like this, like hybrid station wagon. You know how they all look like. Yeah.

So they're station wagons. What a bummer, man. Yeah, can you imagine it's a bummer that I want to fuck it sweetest. It's not. It's much trouble in its worth. I mean, I like to, I remember canoeing when I was young and I liked it, but I feel like this is a totally different situation. What if you carried away in the current?

No, let's spin this in another direction. What if you, you know, I'd yours been over a lot. He's working on the house with the Insta. What if you use this opportunity to like bond with that guy or son to a you goat in a canoe together? No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Okay, guys, here you go. And there's change to a treat. I would be burnt rental. Okay, guys, here you go. And there's change to a treat. I would be burnt rental time. I don't want to be the other guy. I don't want to be an Ed Bady. No, no way. If there was a, if like the two of you were canoeing,

then you get, you get Shanghai. And they're like, one of you was getting Ed Bady. Do you point to your, are you like, throw your dad right into the bus? No, my daddy. I feel, no, I feel like it has to be him. Here me out, like he has less time to live with the shame. Yeah.

Whereas like, and he doesn't really have any friends. Okay. So like if I told you guys, I got an ad baited. Ah! Yeah! And I would have to say, and I'd have to tell it on the show. Ooh! I don't know, this is a sexy, canoe trip.

Did anybody know we're talking about you, Link? Some people do. Some people, yeah. Deliverance. It's not just a 1972 movie, but some people. They ever gonna remake, they ever make the news. No way, no way. No way.

You can't offend hillbillies. Oh, really? Yeah, I don't think so that's a bummer red neck Prode You gotta be able to finish some body There's nobody to a fat well white guys you can't find even white guys don't get offended. Well, that's not true You see a lot of you see a lot of soft. Yeah, yeah, pretty boys On a pretty boys online again upset. Yeah, you can get some ropes. I'm sure a lot of soft. Yeah, yeah. Pussy boys. A lot of Pussy boys online, again, upset. Yeah, you can get some ropes. I'm sure a lot of rope,

in the different lengths of ropes at the canoe place. Yeah, I guess so. What would I use it for just whatever? I don't know, just you store it. Just in case you get. There has to be shit like, what are those carbators or carbine, like those hooks that like they snap on?

Oh, carbbenus? Yeah, they snap onto shit. Like I could probably use a couple of them. Thousand dollars worth of carbenus, yeah. You're fucking rotten. You and Caddy shake up, like I'll take two of these. Six of them. Oh, that's some hat.

I was wondering about your speaking to the outdoor life that what's going on with that golf car? Do you ever do anything with that thing yet? No, I get, no, you want a golf car. I don't, I mean, yeah, the answer's yeah, I do want it, but I got no use. I got nothing. Unfortunately, I have no use for it. Yeah.

I love a golf guard. The only use I have for it is to watch sage driving around. That's the only reason I would even take it out of there. Fun? Yeah. Goes right in the pool. When I was 16, I was a great adventure. Cheers, great adventures.

And I filled out one of the forms to win a car, a Bronco at the time. And I put it in and four weeks later, they called me, I had won the Bronco. And then it got into a certain point, then they asked how old I was and I was like, I'm 16. They're like, oh, you need to be 18. And that was it. They just hung up. Oh, God. Oh, you didn't think to be like, I didn't know.

I know. Yeah, if you had just like, oh, my dad's name. 16, I'm proud of it. Yeah. I'm a little forever. Yeah, so that was a rough one. So you want a car. I want it.

And no one's certain terms They're like you grab and then on the second phone call they decided to ask what my what my age was and that was that I Want a bicycle once. That's a good one. Yeah, my I was I went to my father's company picnic and Right right around here at Homedale Park and Well company Charles of the Ritz no longer exists anymore. What did it do? It made makeup and fragrances and

what else would you call it? All types of like makeup compounds and stuff. And I turned the corner, I'm just walking around the company picnic, I turned to the corner and there was this guy and he was having these kids throw softballs into a peach basket. You know, from like two feet away. Just for easy.

Yeah, I'm like 12 years old. So I'm like, so he's like, you want to do it son? And so I just threw in, he goes, you got all three and you win. And I was like, okay, what I win and he rolls out this bicycle. And then I found out I was too old to win the bicycle though. It was like to, who was doing it

with those kids were a little bit too young. I shouldn't have been in that age group. And my father, I remember my father being like, you don't say anything, you don't say anything. Don't say that, well, wasn't it too late at that point? Well, they gave it to me. Oh, but then there are other parents who are like, there's a rumor amongst the bunch of picnic.

Slaps of Beanie, from Pellar and Wallsets. Ripple throughout the crowd. It was an ugly bike too, that was a brown fucking bicycle. I remember that bike. Yeah, it was a brown bicycle. It was awful looking. It was just like one of the worst looking bikes. There was like, remember red lines and and huffies.

And then I have two turn around and my fucking brown bicycle. I guess I won. That's the way I feel like I guess I won. Yeah. Shit. Well, you can't even use it till next year, so you got to sit on it for fucking... I can't use it till next year. I figured I would bring sage, like you know, probably Mary Beth and sage. So you love it.

Do you like oaks canoeing? That one, that fucking poison this fucking water out there when the rarion. Well I wouldn't do it out here. I don't think you're gonna get the canoeing experience out here. You got to go Pennsylvania. Yeah I agree. Fill over water gap. Yeah. Yeah. I tried to canoe in the like down by the bridge in Highlands with that with that with that fucking um yeah I mean this is when I was a lifeguard there right under the bridge and shit with that current I've never been so fucking frustrated in my entire life it's just like

literally paddling upstream yeah yeah fuck it man can you get it? that was my last canoe experience and you get into a cave at this point can I oh with my knees and shit or my bulk? Well, no, I'm just saying, it will look low in the water in there. Can you?

I'm kind of crazy canoeing with this. Do you want Mary Beth while watching the five minute entrance into the canoe that slow the unstead like the unsteadyness and that's everybody everybody you think you see on the 26 year old friend you've gone she's not invited Holder steady. Come on, Mary-mask.

What are you doing? Fucking hold it. Yeah, I could do it on dry land and you just push me in. Yeah, let's practice for a couple of hours. In the pool. Yeah. Fucking good for something. Oh, you should see that pool.

I should have taken a picture. Oh, really? It's a disgrace. No, I don see that pull. I should have taken a picture. Oh, really? It's a disgrace. No, I don't even know. Tell me you got better. No. Well, I got to close it now. After putting somebody to close it.

But there's like leaves in it and shit. Now, as we did for anybody who's interested, listen to this right now. I don't know if it's going to be up yet. Probably not. The special Sunday Jeff show. Oh, no. No, we just recorded it last night.

I don't know how quickly you guys can get it out. Oh, no, yeah, I got to do a lot to do, jump through, but I figured we'd announce it on the next one. There's like, yeah. Just forget what you just heard. Yeah. We'll announce it on the next one. No, I lost my point, what was I saying?

You bet a pull and leave. Yeah, pull the chip box. Oh, yeah, I was saying, yeah, there's it on the next one. No, I lost my point. What was I saying? You bet a pull and leave. Yeah, a pull and leave. Oh, yeah, I was saying, yeah, there's been more deaths on the property. A chipmunk fell into the pool. Oh, unfortunately, didn't make it out. And Mary Beth was like the other day, she was like scooping all the leaves out and shit.

And she's like, oh, like I see, she starts crying and shit, and I'm like, what's wrong? It's like a chipmunk. The chipmunk had died in the pool. How long does it take for her to recover from it? Um, I would say she was okay with it like inside of two hours. Two hours? Yeah, sensitive to animals and shit, you know, wow. Uh, that kind of stuff anyway. Like animal, she says no, like, I would be one thing if it was the fucking cat. You know, the boy, it's like,

oh shit, how the fuck did that happen? But a little chip mug, it's like, oh, that sucks, because he's cute, but we're gonna know. And it was so walled, she went out and she bought these, well, by going out and I mean, she went online to Amazon and bought these things that like,

they float in the water, it's like this little platform. Oh, the frog logs? Oh, you know of them. Oh, yeah. You got any? I don't have any because my steps, like I have a whole steps that will lead right out to the pool, but I've seen them. My buddy in Florida has them in his pool.

Yeah, just so that they can climb up and then get out. So far, I saved one cricket that we know of. Hey, man, that's worth $32. Yeah, so that they can climb up and then get out so far saved one cricket that we know of hey man Yeah, I was wondering how many I was like wait how many did you get you only got to one for each side of the pool But I've got a good point. He's like what if it's in like the deep end But you're most gonna be swimming for his life. She's like his eyes were closed most gonna be swimming for his life. She's like his eyes were closed. Oh, man. I'm getting super attached to my squirrels, man.

They're now all hand fed. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's the best. It's the best. So you're able to find time every day to feed them? Or somebody has to find time to feed them? It's a focus of my entire day. It's I get up in the morning.

I feed you, I even out to our cat and name me Hardly. Uh, I go out there, I feed you Hardly, and then right after that, I go to the other side of the house to keep the squirrels away from me Hardly, and I'll feed them over there. Um, but now it's just, they just come up, like put their hands on my pant leg and like look up and shit like that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So I finally got them to a place where I'm, uh, I'm pretty.

It's pretty tame. Yeah, and even the other day, like, um, I was, you know, I got that back part of the house, the clubhouse area there, and I put a bunch right outside my door and Benjamin was 18. He now sleeps 22 hours a day. He's just, he's a stuffed animal at this point. It's amazing. But he looked up and he saw this girl and I never seen anything like it before. He got with him.

He got into hunting mode and like crept up to the door with his tail And I was like holy fuck I never seen him do this before. I'm so cool. Yeah, so it's pain off dividends. You let him go hunt No, the squirrels they because it's through the screen door They just they fucking look right out on the I don't know worried about he's not gonna get catch on his girl. He's not catching anything, yeah, he's, they got him just fine. But it's a big moment for me. You know, I have tons of video I could show you guys if you're interested once we're done recording

of squirrels being hand fed. We got no squirrels where we live now. Chipmunks and birds. Chipmunks nice. No squirrels though. I've looked online to see if I could buy chipmunks and set them loose in the yard and you can. Really? Yeah, they're like special exotic pet dealers that will sell you chipmunks. How much is chipmunk run? It wasn't, I don't remember at the moment I could look at it, but it was

online. Whatever number you think it is, it's pretty low. It's like, it's like, selling five bucks. Oh, I think what, I think it's like 30 bucks a chipmunk or something like that. Yeah, so I was gonna buy like a bunch of them, let them use them, let them lose in my yard. bucks a chipmunk. Oh, yeah. So I was gonna buy like a bunch of them. Let him use the my, let him lose in my yard. That'd be cool. But then my neighbor, who's good guy, he wasn't trying to talk me out of it. He was like, he's like, yeah, he goes, but he's like, is that upset in the balance of the up here? And I said, well, there's chipmunks. They have been chipmunks up here. Get off my property. Yeah, look at that. Get out of here. Uh, yeah. So I don't know. I got a lot going on guys lot going on It sounds like wild looks yeah loving it. Did you have you heard the news about?

You know the impending the rumors that Tom Brady is getting the divorce I have heard about it I was curious to hear what she told them not to play anymore and he was like fuck off. I'm playing right Well, I guess if that if you're to believe that's what the reason is, but... Do you believe that a woman, a mother, a wife, could blow up a family unit because her husband went back to work? I believe a woman could blow up a family unit if they've been having conversations about this for years and he was like, look, I promise, this is it, this is it and he keeps breaking his promise. Like, she's already got,

so she divorces him, she gets half his money. So she's not walking out on the sweet lifestyle. But what about the kids though? I don't know, look, man, I don't get it. That is, that is, you, I don't get it. That is that you think this more to it. They're better be because she comes across as a real. Yeah. You know what? I hear you know what? I know. I know. Rhymes with punt. Oh, I thought you're going to say it rhymes with itch, but yeah, yeah, I can't imagine though that you would like you would just destroy your family for this though.

Unless you just were like, there's has to be some other reason. This is not a... It's a brick in the wall for her. This is going nuclear, you know, when I don't think it's necessary. She must not love them then. Well, what if he's like, during football season he's a fucking monster. She's like, I'm not married. I'm a widow during the football season. You promised me this would stop fucking three years ago. Okay, if you want to marry a guy who worked, you know, 30 hours a

week. Yeah. Then you should have then. But you marry, you want to marry a guy who is who also gets six months out of the year off, like that's not enough for you, which is all, like that's not enough, huh? That's too much for a lot of married couples. You know, like you too much. But like I was saying, like he isn't in a position that not a lot of men can say they are in where they have off half a year.

Yeah. But it's not enough. It's not enough. It is not enough for Giselle. Super model. Well, there's no way we know the real thing. Said with such an origin minor. We don't know.

There's no way. It's got to be a bunch of other things, right? He's probably just tough to deal with. Don't you think? No. I don't think so. You don't think like, because... Well, I want to make some tough. Why do you think that though? Well, I think guys that perform with that level are always at that level with everything they do. And that sound, that is exhausting to deal with. Don't you think? Well, as I'm saying, if you wanted to, you should have married a guy who were,

and not saying innocent, like, you know, who worked at a supermarket then, stocked shelves. If you wanted somebody who would leave their job at the job then, you know, leave work at work. Sure. But you wanted to marry the goat, and now you don't want what comes with it.

It's fucking horrendous though that you would blow up your family. But what if he promised her and the family that he was retiring? He's like, this is it, I'm retarded. Have you ever broken a promise to a loved one? Never. Yeah.

Yeah. I broken promises to my wife. I did not think that she was going to divorce me over it though. Like, you all promise I won't forget to change that light bulb. I didn't expect when I forgot for two straight weeks though that I would find lawyers paper is drawn up on the counter when I got home. He didn't forget. He made, he, first of all, who knows if anything is true, but let's just go with it.

He made a promise saying he was going to gonna retire spend more time with her more time She was at Whitsend. He was like I'm doing it. This marriage is important to me. I want to work on it and then And then he went back on that and suddenly she's like, well, what am I supposed to take from this that your family's not as important to you How much more money do you need Tom like? Like, you're missing your kids childhood. It can't be about money at this point, right? How is he missing? That, I hate that too. Get the internet.

He's missing his children's life. Oh, people saying that. Yeah, it's like, what are you talking about? Most people fucking work. Yeah. You're telling me, he is not playing football 24-7. He has seen his kids grow up. I was out of time.

I was pretty involved with football 24-7 when the season was going. Sure. But just like, just like, Brie or me or you, you have fine time to do other things though, then you're work, right? Yeah, but I don't know, man. The internet just is so pro-resil. It makes me sick though, it's because it's like,

they're not taking in considerations. Like the man is off six months out of the year basically. Yeah, but is the offer as he's still working out? Is he still doing his routines? Is he still doing all that stuff? So what, he should just be like, just with his, where's my honeydew? That's what he promised. He said he was going to retire. That she put up with it for all

those years. And like, now it's like he's so she can do what? So she can, what does he need to retire for? So she can do what? Is it that she needs him to be at home for? She needs him to retire. So she could just stop dealing with the fucking endless promises. And he's not a man of his word. He said he was gonna do it. He didn't do it. And like why is she gonna spend her life sitting around waiting for Tom Brady to throw a ball with his friends? Like get out of here, like it's bullshit.

She gave her youth, she gave her fucking youth and a prime to the guy. Why couldn't she have been a model while she was doing this? Cause who's raising the kids while he's out fucking playing football? I'm sure they got some nannies. Come on man. You know that's not right.

Somebody's got to raise those kids. Oh come on. You think that most people don't like it when they're that successful, don't have a nanny or two in the house? Yeah, but you don't just hand the kids off to the nannies and be like, that's it. You still need to be a mother.

It's easy though that you're falling. What is she gonna do? Go to the fucking football stadium week after week? Like, who knows? No, she doesn't have to be there But she doesn't have to also destroy the family unit because he went and played football So she supposed to put off hot plans in her life another fucking X amount of years while this guy's right I'm pretty ever once said like you can't be him. You can't do it. You want for sure? No way of course He did he's like you got to live where I live you got to go where I go, you got to fucking do this stuff, sure.

That part's true. Yeah. No way. I don't believe that for a second. So then she stays home while he goes down to fucking Florida. So what? But that's what guys who are super successful and do other forms of Employment, you know, they got a travel business travel. They got to go here. Oh, I got to put in 80 hours in this employment, you know, they got a travel, business travel. They got to go here. Oh, they got to put in 80 hours in this week, you know? I want to be, I want to climb the ladder of success. Sure, when you're a younger person, that I guess is to be expected at.

The guy is how old anymore. He's still fucking doing this shit. Like when do they get to chill out or retire? Well, are we talking about Tom Brady or Ming. I don't know. So you're telling me though that if you and me, you promised somebody you were going to retire. All right. I get married and I promise them I'm going to end jokeers at season 12.

Yeah. And they come back to you with like, hey, we got so many great bits. Like it's going to be legendary. They come to me with the bits. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I just say like we got to say. We got so many great bits like it's gonna be legendary. They come to me with the bits. Yeah Yeah, they just say like we got say they come right look here's what we're gonna do We're gonna turn true TV into the impractical joke is network. We'll let you guys Like three years ago. They'll let you guys program all the TV shows So like you create they'll let you do all this stuff

I don't want you we need you and you can have the keys to the kingdom. Here it is. Right. And then I say to this hypothetical bride, I say, I know I promised that I was going to retire this year, but I'm about to throw five to ten more years of work on it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he's been saying that. Yeah, he had some thing he's been saying that. And what if next year he's still had, what if he wins the Super Bowl? You think he's retiring next year? Yeah, yes, I do. So it's always retiring this year. He looks miserable because of harsh.

She's gonna cost me a ring. This bitch is going to cost me and Tom a ring because he's so out of sorts. He's not gonna be able to win this year. He's smashing iPads. He is, but he's done that before, right? But again, yeah, but again, no. Like, why can't she let him do what he wants to do? She is letting him do what she wants to do. She's also though doing what she wants to do, which is divorcing. Yeah. Why is it on her? Like, why is it on the

palm? She's the wife. What is that? Why is it on her like why is it on the bomb? She's the wife what is that? I don't do anything why is it on her to fucking maintain this better for worse? Same to Tom oh Football let's let's get going why what is so awful about earning another hundred million dollars? Because the money doesn't matter. It's it's not that you just said it yourself It's like the guy made promises to where he's not keeping it. Why is it on her to swallow shit from Tom Brady all the time? Why is it on time to keep his fucking word and spend time with his family? Probably because he's he retired for that month and he just got a taste of what he was in store for It's like, oh, we're gonna go do this and then we're gonna go do some fucking charity

We're gonna go in a canoe trip Yeah, but like all that means is that they're no longer on the same, he's learned that he doesn't, he doesn't wanna stay married. No, I didn't think, I don't think he thought she would do this. I don't, I think he was in, like, I doubt she served in papers.

This was a, this was a, a, a, a left field. He didn't think she was gonna pull this. Pull this. Okay, pull. Yeah, I didn't think she was gonna, he didn't think she was gonna pull this Pull this Yeah, I didn't think she was gonna he didn't think he was gonna pull this which is like I'm going back to work him and though I said I wasn't 45 I don't know I just feel like

For the good of the family unit sometimes you got it like you know, yeah, so I'm gonna hang it up She can't she could do whatever she still wants to do though. That's the thing I don't understand is like But he's not stopping her if she wants to continue her modeling career Yeah, but she that's not what she wants to do what does she want to do that fucking I'm gonna find out though because she's free to go and do it now We're gonna see her date and some high profile guys and shit. Oh, oh, I think time will be do all right We're gonna see your date and some high profile guys and shit. Oh, I think Tom will be do all right I didn't mean any offense I think she aged appropriate for me can I start dating her? I'd say yeah, I mean 45 well, no

No, maybe shave 15 years off Where there's smoke there's fire you don't want any any fucking part of She sounds like a real high maintenance Broad that would work for me. Yeah, right. You don't think she's high maintenance. I'm sure she is like to the the highest maintenance One of those famous super models of all time. Yeah, I'd say so she's not getting her way Oh That's what we talked about she's used she's a hot chick used to get in's what we talked about. She's a hot chick. Used to get in her way. Now she can get her way, so she's all pissy.

It sounds like she dealt with a lot. She was a victorious secret angel when that meant something. Yeah. Not anymore. I don't know. It doesn't mean anything. Yeah. I don't know.

I don't know, man. I can't. I'm having a hard time. You're really team Gizelle. Well, I'm not on. I'm only because we're talking about it. I don't care man, I can't, I'm having a hard time. You're really team Giselle. Well I'm not, I'm only because we're talking about it. I don't care in the slightest, but like I do, like. Your boy comes to you. Yeah. He tells you he's like, you know, I still want to do something

and my wife is telling me I can't do it. Well it sounds like you want it at that marriage too. But, no, I want to, I love my marriage, I love my wife, I love my family. But I also still want to play football too. I want things to be the way they were and they always have been. Well, I mean, a fucking wings that would bump a task. Well, I'm saying is like, it's like you can't have both times. So you have to pick one because you can't. She's gonna you're gonna get the worst if you leave her to go play football again. Well, the resentment,

what about the resentment that's gonna build when he knows and he's right somebody else Wind that ring so this marriage is irreparable And then you get divorced It's not on her at all. I'm sure it's like everything in a marriage right in like 50 50 But like it I mean I don't think we can paint her as a fucking monster think we can paint her as a fucking monster. The box's doing a pretty good job. I want to keep listening to you. Why do you feel?

Because if I was in this position, and Debbie was like, you know, and she's like, well, you told me we were going to do this this year. And I was like, OK, but let's do it next year, because I really wanted to continue. I think I can win this. I think I can do another successful season. And then next morning, I read in the paper,

like, you know, she filed for divorce. It would be such a betrayal. Sure, but what if you say you had that conversation and she said, no problem, Walt go and do it. You did it another year. Yeah. And then we're like, all right, I'm retiring. You're public a retire.

Everybody's down. He yelled this word up. You stuck in that extra year, and then he's like, I'm only fucking kidding, I'm going back. Like, why isn't that wrong? Why isn't that wrong for him to say he's going to do something and then go back on it?

I think maybe the kids will be looking for it. I can see your point that it's, quote unquote, wrong to do what you want to do in your life. Okay. But I also don't think that it's it rises to the level of like destroying a family You know, I guess man has never failed at anything Fail the marriage. Well That's what I'm saying. That's why I don't that's why he looks so miserable right now. Yeah

Yeah, I'm sure it sucks, but at the same time, you know. What's he supposed to do now? Okay, quit on the team right now. How does he look then? Get some work. Roll him back to her. Does he love her? Does he want to be with her?

I'm sure he does. It's the mother of his children. And then crawl back. And then so you just bail on your teammates. If my wife and my kids are more important to me than my teammates. Yes Jesus Christ to put it's this like impossible like hurdle. It's like something If we mean but if we mean anything to you You'll quit what you love doing and just be a house husband and he said give me one more year

She says you got it. I'll give you one more year He did the one more year and then he tried to pull the same shinnigan. How many times did you get it? It's like Charlie were out of the fucking football. Oh, did he say this one other time? He retired. Oh, the rumors. But they're tired.

But the retirement, their speculation, he was retiring for a different reason. OK. Trying to force of a power move to get to a different team. Well, that's the same. We don't know any of the facts here. Yeah, I pray for her sake that there's more to it than her just being like her nose out of whack because the supermodel didn't get what she wanted.

Yeah, supermodel. So dismissal. Yeah, supermodel. I got another story here. Oh, my God. It's not about Brady though. This one hits really close to home. Somebody sent this to me. It's shocking. Two men want it for brutally beating and robbing a beloved comic book store clerk. What?

Yeah, first off. I don't believe a comic book store is beloved. What? Yeah, first off, I don't believe a comic book story is beloved Top headline is Beloved comic store owner. Yeah Let's say I'm back on the trenches. I'm back in the shit. I think you're a beloved Come on by home There's no way they write like that article would let with beloved in it. Who doesn't love you?

I don't see what you mean. Like around here if it was like beloved podcaster, they'll say me and you and get them. Yeah. But at the store, it was probably just at that point, it was probably just get them. I don't think there's a lot of people walking into that store to like, oh, he's so lovable. No, lovable and like a fucking Walter Mouthau. I'm not sure the one kind of hurt you. Yeah.

Wow, that's how you see yourself. You don't see yourself as lovable. And I'm not saying it. And I think this is ridiculous though. I don't know whose palms he greased to get that fucking beloved and in the end line. No conflict, store owners are beloved.

I just don't understand. We know what that definitely isn't. Oh yeah, I know. I don't know what that is. But, oh. Let's say it was any other store clerk. Yeah. It's weird to just put beloved in there.

What makes him beloved? What did he do that was so beloved? I don't know. Maybe there is reason for it. Well, that's just saying, maybe it stands out as unusual to you because he was so beloved that they had to put that in. Like, they didn't just pick that word in. I know what happened.

He got beaten. Yeah, he got beaten. Like, he has a security cam. He's up. You can watch the video. These two guys come in and he's putting some wall books up on a little ladder. Yeah. And they pull the ladder out from under them. They fall down and they just start punching them. They took all his all his all his high-end products. All his wall books. Oh, no. How held is the guy? You know,? I probably are age. Yeah, yeah, yeah Like they're interviewing them. We'll be getting knocked off a ladder. He has a swollen eye

Yeah, yeah, and who are these kids? Well, I don't think they're kids. They they have pictures of them I mean they're probably gonna get caught they really didn't hide their identities all the while. Oh, yeah, all right. Yeah, but I don't know I feel like But I don't know, I feel like if I'm in that position and the local press comes to the stash to do the story on me getting robbed and beaten, I just don't think they're using that adjective. What was it editorial? Like how many people did they survey it to be like, okay, he's beloved. Well, if it's a community paper,

like, and then you have your thumb on the community, like, oh, it's Teddy's, that would've loved that guy. He runs a comic book store. I mean, not the two guys who robbed him, but everybody else is supposed to ask a little off. We don't know about that. What's something that he probably, what like, I was even racking my brain.

What was something that he could've done to become beloved in the community? Well, let's say like, a comic book store clerk. Let's say like, you know, how like you get like back issues and shit where you're like these and ever fucking And I sell what if he like give stuff away took him to hospitals and like dressed up like Superman and gave him away, you know, or Or or if they were underprivileged kids in Buck County. He had like a discount program for people who like can't afford comics Yeah, I would be okay with just you know comic book store clerk gets beaten. You know, you can work to get beloved. Well, what is it? What was the stash's charity and community outreach?

We gave a lot of comics to the service. To service. Yeah. That's pretty good. And Cubscauts and Boy Scouts. Get this shit out of here. And we did a lot of glory holes and booty times. Yeah. Yeah.

Which is, you know, charity of its own, I guess. But yeah, so it's like, so now has since you've left, have you heard of any charity initiatives coming out of the stash? Oh, I don't know. Yeah. Since you've left, have you heard of any charity initiatives coming out of the stash? Oh, I don't know. Yeah, I'm I have not kept up with anybody over there since I've since I've left. So I'm not sure what they're what charitable organizations there

assume that they probably all yeah, yeah, absolutely. So, beloved. What over the stash? Yeah, I don't know. So you think that you think that you think that you think that you think that you think that you think that one of the somebody over there gets beaten and robbed. You think beloved is going to be thrown about the way this guy did. Serly asshole. to be thrown about the way this guy did. SIRLY ASSOL. Ha ha ha. Uh, I think this is probably, I mean how serious is it?

Like he's giving an interview with like, I, I know there's gonna be some laughs, I don't know. That's the thing. And I, you know, I wouldn't particularly find anything funny. Uh, I mean, the guy was okay. He just had a puffy eye. Yeah, you know, it's, and you lost some wall books. Sure. Uh, you know, it's a lot some wall books sure

You know, I don't know when old Joe gonna says I'm gonna be happy about that like you have a wife that took any lumps or no Sit up in my chair. Don't be like maybe I got a start That's it, that's it. That's it, that's it. That's it, that's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.

That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.

That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. whatever the story is describing me, I got some work to do. So what are you going to do with the plan? I was hoping that you could come up with a couple of some good ideas. Friend of beloved IJ Kessman.

Well, you got us, it's not going to come easy. You got to do things. You got to, you got my comfort zone. Maybe, maybe, because what do you want to say? Like beloved, are we talking about airport plaza people? Love you or I, you know what? The airport plaza. I have been making inroads like, yeah, right.

Like I'm not a man about the plaza, but he's a big hit down at the DMV. Yeah. Oh, this is the end. That's pretty good. But you know, I have to be a little bit of a fucking dispensary downstairs. I'm sure that's coming. There's one of those smoke shops down here. Yeah?

Yeah, one of those like, you know, like smoking out. Yeah, I don't think it's a dispensary. I think it's just a vape shit. Oh yeah. Yeah, that stuff. But, yeah, wow. So, yeah, so maybe you start locally. Like, how's it going, man, and the people? What do you start locally like how how's how's it going man in the people what do you do?

To the airport plaza faults. Oh, I just you know, I there's a top of the morning to you Yeah, that's what you do you check in you get like a scene Yeah, they're meeting the people pressing the flesh like dexter bring those donuts in it shit like that exactly Can I say that's what he's doing these life in sincere? He's not sincere. He didn't come on fuck. I know it is a care. He just wants that Adjikim. He just wants it. I just can't bring donuts the day after I get beat and like the press Maybe shown up today. Can you just drop a love it a few times What are you talking to you? Why keep looking at my eye?

Here's some dunking donut. We love it. We love that guy. We love him. He's beloved. Oh, man. I know. Well, the interview to me, I'd be like, fucking the guys beloved. I don't think they would think to go just that in Ireland and ask you. No, I would, as your longtime friend, I would have to make myself available here to make sure that that I got in there. Then you know, I don't even have to work at it. I'm like, I'll make

the 20 minute drive. Yeah, local people, they'd love to have me, I'm sure. Right. And I'll just be like, oh, you don't really play it up. Like give me two adjectives. We call Walt the mayor of airport plasma. Everybody loves everybody. I would use beloved man. I can't even stop crying. I could have popped in the eye. Yeah. Do you think there's any chance? I'm crying. Really over something.

I considered suicide. Still, I'm still because I'm not. I'm not right. I'm not right. I'm not right. I'm not right. What if me and get him get rolled up at the general store like it someone comes in you know pops us and takes this zipos and some t-shirts. Yeah. Get them get the roll perpetual motion. We'll keep them going. I think it would be beloved, you know, podcaster and sidekick. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I'm not going to worry about him getting the

book. It's my rule. And sidekick. That would be something that I've found out there was like a smash and grab at the general store. Oh my God. What would they get? I don't know. I don't know what they would have. That's the highest price item is to zip both $30. Well, if they're Filipinos, or I remember when I used to do Kev's merchandise for them, the orders out of the Philippines were constantly, remember, you remember this? Probably they would constantly order like 30 Zippo lighters.

I don't remember that. Yeah. Did you ship them? Fuck no. Okay, all right. I had a whole list of countries. I would not ship them. Why would you ship them? Because they were like known for stealing checkers. Yeah, they were like, oh, I had all this to countries. I would not ship to them. Why would you ship them?

Because they were like known for steel and scrapers. Yeah, they're like, oh, we never got them. Or yeah, still a credit card. Yeah. And by the time you ship the stuff out, it's too late. You find out this credit card stolen and then they do a charge on that shit.

Crafting. But yeah, like I guess maybe lighters are in short supply in the Philippines. It was always the Philippines when it was lighters What's going in Indonesia was another one seems like everybody's trying to get out of these fucking countries So I don't know they do it. There's no happy call it up with shehoke. I have not big left turn from the migrants to shehoke Yeah, it's I haven't I'm gonna wait till the day waiting for I'm gonna wait till it ends and watch it one's, uh, I haven't. I'm gonna wait till it ends. What are you waiting for? I'm gonna wait till it ends and watch it one shot.

Okay. But I heard the dare devil episode went. Yeah, yeah. I haven't seen it. I'm almost up to date, but I haven't seen a dare devil on you. Yeah, I just, I don't, nobody's telling me I have to watch it. And that's, that's, that's the, yeah. That's stopping me from watching.

But I, I will watch it. I know we're off by night, dropped. Did you watch that? Not yet, I think it dropped today. Oh man, I watched that. Yeah, I watched what services I know. Disney Plus, isn't it? Yeah.

It's in black and white I heard, like it's all cool. Yeah, that's one of my favorite characters, so I'm holding No Hope What's With Me. Yeah, that's what I'm doing. We'll still get your hopes up. I'm going in with No Hope, So What's With Me, however, and if I'm pleasantly with no hopes whatsoever, enough I'm pleasantly surprised, great.

If I'm disappointed, it won't even be that bad though, because I know who to expect it. There's a woman on my crew, she's not in crew a long time, and she's into geek stuff like we always talk in, and I asked her about she-hulk, and she is a one, and she's like some dog shit, and she was like, I don't know that you should watch she-hulk. she was like, I don't know that you should watch. She's like, I don't know if you're gonna like it.

I was like, okay, but I will watch it. You know, I like the character. I want to see what they do. Uh, yeah, I think you should watch it. Yeah. Yeah, but because it's very digestible, small portions. It's not only like, I think it's only 20 minutes each. Oh, or 25 minutes.

To breeze through it. I tell you what I have been watching, andor, the star wars are so holy shit is that good. I thought it was good to have. Every episode is like, fuck man, who made this and can they make everything? Like there's no bullshit. It's like here's the fucking show you wanna see

and here it is. Tie fighters are scary in it. Like when was the last time of tie fighter was scary. And you're like, holy fuck, they made them like legitimate like terrifying like it's great man I really like and or yeah Is that is that like bingeable? Yeah, they're hour long episodes and it's not it's not a like a page turner if you know what I mean like There's a lot going on and she like but I really like it. Yeah, it's good

There's a lot going on and shit like, but I really like it. Yeah, it's good. Mon-Monthra is one of the characters in it and they do in her justice. Fun, the original movie. Yeah, you know, that's the new one that's been played. Oh, the new actress. But they show her home life and like her husband just given her shit all the time and her kids like a bratty kid. It's like interesting.

They do. They do some weird stuff. That's a weird angle to inject into a school. I didn't get it and I didn't know that I would care as much as I do, but they really didn't know that I like, I hope she's all right. You know, the space, space opera, you know, more, it sounds like a soap opera than if you're doing it.

But it just goes to show you, you could do anything. You just fucking do it right and it's good. You know, to read something I'm investing in a brandy teenager. Yeah. So you didn't even see with the new Daredevil costume looks like. I saw a clip of it. Yeah, how do you feel about the old red and yellow? It didn't look as bad as I thought it was going to look.

It didn't, right? Right. It was kind of just kind of like, it's not terrible looking, but I saw a clip of the fight between him and she Hulk and it was just like. Sure, it's all for looking, but I saw a clip of the fight between him and she Hulk and it was just sure it's all for laughs right? Yeah, yeah It's not that vicious hallway fight. No, no, I get anything from that hallway You're flirting the entire day. I just do you was just like we don't want anything with that hallway. Yeah the entire time. I just, he was just like, we don't want anything with that hallway. Yeah.

Have them like, are you cute while they fight? Yeah. All right. Great. I was one here about Raycon. Oh, fucking love Raycon. Oh, my God. I found the very first pair of Raycons that they ever sent us the other day, charged them up. And I was using them. I'm like, they still work to fucking great. Yeah.. There. Let's see. So, Q, what do you listen to on them? Are you listening to specific artists, specific genre podcast and audio book? Ty, I was listening to Tom Petty, the Southern accents album the other day through.

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You're driving into New York. I believe we'll be driving into New York unless I can take the ferry. Where's the city win's the, where's the city winery? Oh, city one, he's great. Is it the lost? Yeah, it's really nice there. Okay. Yeah, yes, if I would join in and I was happy to, he roast podcast, he roasts Stuttering John,

they talk about true crime shit. It's pretty fun, pretty fun show. Oh, man, I'll try and make it, I'll try and make it out to them. All right, I'll send you the information. I might even be able to get you a comp Alright, thank you, but I don't want to support because and that's I was in Manhattan last night the Westville, Algeria and three

Homeless people touching me like now they're just like coming to art or you're putting No, no, no, my heart just coming up one guy like I gave him some money and he hugged me and I'm like woo woo. Another guy like I it's I can't believe how crazy it is in there now. Like maybe it's just that area but it was like you walked down the street and every 10 feet somebody's like you've got time you got money you got money it's like fucking nuts all the stores are closed you're just like what is going on? What's that's what section section the West Village which is my favorite part of the city and it's like I was like this is if I was a Like a lone female walking around I'd be like this is weird. You wouldn't be alone No, I was really just heartening man because I knew it was I knew you know, it was there was that but I didn't realize it was as bad as it was

It's kind of I was kind of got me a little depressed last night Really yeah, it's because the city that you love is now overrun It's hard to overstate it is I'm not kidding like every 10 feet you're hit up for money and one guy was talking this bouncer Because I asked him for hands sanitizer after the guy fucking hug me and and he goes dude You got to watch out he goes one of the guys around he has scabies He's like don't want to touch you and I'm like are you any fucking mind another guy like a fan came over to talk to me And ask for photo and I'm like yeah, whatever so this homeless guy wanted to get in I don't know where I am Just came up like so he so the fan high five me and then his girlfriend high five me

He can't then this homeless guy pop by the way. He's 26 27 this homeless guy, right? And he goes to high five I mean his fingernails are so long that like they scrape against my hand and Then so he high five scrape and he's like, I ain't got dollar and you're like What the fuck so I gotta go go back get more hands at it. It's just like I was like this nuts, man It was pretty surprising. That's progressive. It's man what it's gonna do for you. I was fucking hoping Adams would fix it, but Yeah, it's pretty crazy. I Saw this article Walt no a couple weeks ago. We talked about how Staten Islanders

Have the sweetest sausages on the East Coast. Yeah, but it turns out they're fucking pussies the east coast. Yeah, but it turns out they're fucking pussies. What? What? When it comes to party and new jerseys thumping shore style party parties. The boom parties. You don't like them. I don't hear, but I've heard a lot about a boom party obnoxious base heavy beats from warehouse bashes in the garden state have been traveling across the water and keeping senior citizens in a statin island housing complex awake all hours. It runs as you out of your sleep, I tell you.

It's very frustrating, said a woman who lives at the tides in Charleston. I just want some peace and quiet. And they are, they're called boom parties. Yeah, right. It's traveling across the river. Yeah, I guess it's just like there's nothing to stop the sound. So it's just, well, it's very like that area where the tides are The distance over the river to Jersey is pretty narrow. Okay. I could say that seems shockingly

Yeah, I would not think that could happen So and there's all warehouses there So they're throwing these big parties there and it's like apparently it's driving everybody over their nuts It's very very very base heavy the woman said I wouldn't call it music now. That's an old person that's an old person talking So push you can't sleep What would you do if You were subjected to these boom parties. That's one thing I like where I live is like there's enough of a buffer on every side that like I really have to worry about

Noise or hearing other people or the kind of shit, which which really is hugely important even more important than a fucking pool. I can't use I love that so like that kind like the crooked house, which I'm officially out of by the way Hi fucking took took about a month. We we finally dragged the washer and the dryer out just recently, me and Edgar, and no more crooked house. I have a end of an error. Kill a piece of furniture for you. Oh yeah?

That's great, man, congrats. So you've just sleepin' in the house, you love it? Now we're in the house. Well, I like it. There's just too many boxes around now. We're like, now we're like, I just finished up the painting in the kitchen. So now the paintings all done. No more painting, except for like the basement downstairs, but that's going to wait. So now

it's just emptying boxes being like, Oh, here's where this is. And that kind of shit. Since like nothing has marked properly. Like fires. Oh, yeah, yeah. We had a fire on the fire pit the other day. Got some of those alpine chairs so you can kick back and see if they're surprisingly comfortable. Yeah, they really are. Like for a wooden chair, I was like, wow, it's pretty nice. Yeah, they do a good job with those. Yeah.

So no boom parties for me. But what would you do if there was boom parties? Are you over the age now or you call the cops? Because I know I am is it every night? That's most nights probably going cops. Yeah, yeah, I'll probably send my drone. I would send my drone over I'd get over to get incriminating footage and then give it incriminating footage and then give it to the local police. I fucking narcoleys and slates and shit like get all that stuff and then I just send that footage and local cops. So drone in front of somebody doing a bump

of coke and like what the fuck? Couldn't I just put my ray content? You could. And there aren't no eyes isolating so I would just do it. Like let the kids have their fun. Yeah. Yeah they're young. We had our fun when we were young. We had our boom parties. Yeah, I don't want to put that on a squash there. Good time. I'll just put my rate content. What about your wife?

Can she sleep through that kind of thing? What are you talking about? These boom parties. Go over there and talk to them. Yeah. Watching you. Hey guys. I couldn't help but notice the boomin Yeah, it's my wife. She's starting wake up. I got Raycon's you're gonna worry about me

I'm cool. I'll probably listen to that music Raycon's right Post-posed right guys What else I got here? Very happy that somebody, you know, that Adam Levine meme where it's like your body is absurd. And I'm gonna be very careful to say absurd because people fucking really get on my ass

for saying absurd. Absurd, you've always said absurd. I've always said absurd. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it would have come from. I don't know. He's got it. But I noticed early on, you said it that way. Yeah.

So for everyone's people on twitter and should i see it all care of their also that they are the all such perfect fucking elicution what i don't like was an aware what are they complaining about they want you to say it the right way well how is that different special magical right now they have a unicorn and they want to slaughter the unicorn it's fucking absurd. Hey, oh What was it going oh your body is absurd

Somebody put me in there into one of those memes. Oh, it's pretty round. Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, I was happy to see that Yeah, that's pretty good Did he smooth things over with the Mrs. Adolving? Uh, it doesn't appear so. Oh no, it does appear so. I saw a picture of the mountain public together and they're both smiling. And that doesn't mean that at home, he's not on the fucking couch. And he did something I think that is far more egregious than... Because it wasn't even super role. It wasn was even just one person. It turned out it was

like a whole bunch of ladies. He's a habitual flirt. Repeat offender, cynicism. Yeah, and she was able to find it in within her heart to forgive him. Mm-hmm. They're newlyweds though. Oh, are they? I think they're a little bit married a few years. Oh, okay. That's even worse. Like, they're only a year're too in and you're already... You married a rock star. Look at the way he killed it. I mean, the man sitting here wearing a cape. Oh, yeah, somebody, an aunt sent in a white cape.

And I'm wearing it, you should know I'm wearing it right now while we podcast. Looks good. It's my podcast in cape. I'm like, can you give a little roll-mish. Yeah? Yeah. In a good way?ized no that looks a little like a little like you know like the Roman Empire you know if you had maybe one of those grass like one of those holly hats yeah the halo halo Caesar so you don't like it. I like it. You should wear it like you should like throw a calligula style party at your Throw an orgy at my house like a theme party

Not none or he's been a cool like a calliglia style. I could do whatever I want do I want people in my house thinking that they're in a I don't want But there's a time when big young be cute. I've been like Young be cute. I've done it. Yeah, but now you've crossed over that threshold now Well, I got you know, Benjamin's got to get his sleep in Squares he needs his 22 hours. Yeah, eventually I need 22 hours to sleep a day. And I'd be more worried about, I'm more worried about him than I am about wanting to see a colligula party.

Really? Yeah. I like this BQ. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks, Brian. I'm sure. I'm sure we're fine.

Sophisticated. Worn out. Oh, I'm defeated. See, all I want to do is clean up my house so I can host a colligialist out party. That would get shut down real fast. I'm like, hey, I was thinking, you know, colligialist. No. Oh, really? She wouldn't be down.

No way. She might do like a toga party. She would do a toga party. That's what if there was like a colligialist corner in a toga party. She would do a toga party. That's what if there was like a Collegula corner in the toga party. She would probably allow it and just be like you're in charge of that. Oh, I know. We want like one room like we get we get a room. Yeah. Yeah. She won't be cramping my style. She'll be there with the decent folk. Yeah. Well, we're fucking down here to colligula this corner. Yeah, yeah, we could use that hold down stairs for it I was saying yeah got the hot tub rate up top. You ain't got to worry about Benjamin sleeping in your place. No

My cats will be scared they'll just run and hide Yeah Did you know going back to Tom Brady? Did you know that there's there's a podcast? Let's go with Tom Brady Yeah, it's a little too sanitized for my Is it yeah, you know, it's it's brand, you know, you got to be on brand. You're not really going to say anything that's going to ruffle anybody's feathers. Yeah, I think I know. You don't say that, you have to do that, does it? But that's like you're not going to get the real person then you're getting like his that homogenized side of him that's going to be like all brands like all PG or even G probably talking about nutrition and yeah, you know, just you're not

getting any insights of like some of the, I don't even need dirt, but just something a little bit more raw and I don't even need raw, just something a little bit more than what that podcast is though. Scrats to service a little bit. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. How many episodes? He's been doing it for a while now. How long are the episodes? This guy's got to be one of those popular fucking podcasts.

He probably makes more money on that podcast. He doesn't even fucking need to play football. I don't think he's motivated by money. He's not, right? He can't be. Love for money, apparently. not happy love for money apparently Well love of the game. Yeah, but it's that came love you back He's got seven rings to say it does yeah, but he had to take those rings

When he you think the game loves him we or oh, yeah, yeah, I think I think you're all you're going to he's but he's the Babe Ruth Of our generation Michael Jordan Tom Brady. Yeah, there's a really cuz like Derek Gita was fucking beloved I don't get that same thing about Tom Brady people like love Tom Brady. No, but he's going to go down as like In the annals of those like iconic names. Yeah, that's for sure Derek Gita I think it's regional though, for Derek Jeter unfortunately. I don't know, it was the only person ever to get like, oh no, he didn't get a unanimous thing, right? He had that one guy.

I mean, great ball player, great hall of fame, everything, I don't wanna tell you, but I don't like it. No, it's Derek Jeter. Is he beloved though, by people around here? Because I gotta de-honser, I don't want to tell you, but I don't like it. No, it's Derek Chidears. Is he beloved though, by people around here? Because I got a de-honser, I don't know if you know this. Yeah. You can't stay in New York anywhere but New York.

The hated. Fair enough. I appreciate, I understand what you're saying. You're right. And I think that him playing in New York kind of, just like Brady, because he won too much. There's people who always hate him. Yeah. And I get that too. Like if he was the cause of your team not getting a victory or a championship,

don't understand that liking him. But I think I think he's got to be the like I said, it's like Babe Ruth, Gwetski, Michael Jordan, LeBron, Tom Brady. Sure. That sounds right. Gretsky, Michael Jordan, LeBron, Tom Brady. Sure, that sounds right. Right, and that's not a popularity contest because I'm just saying like just the names, like you can go to like a far deep in the jungle village and you could show them, you know,

they show them Santa Claus, Michael Jackson and Tom Brady and they know who Tom Brady is. They know Tom Brady is. Yeah. You want to hear who else is on the list? Are you going to laugh at me? But I've seen the market research. You know, say by the bell, Screech, apparently he is one of the most popular characters in

the world. Like, they know him in like... He's dead, right? Yeah, but like that TV show... That's from Diamond, right? Yeah, that's, but the character, not the actor like that nerdy kid apparently They play save by the bell and like all these countries around the world and like they dub it and screech is always like like he is brand The awareness is insane. How did you find this out?

Because you know we get all these marketing stuff. Yeah, I'm like more popular me or street You got the, you open up the results, okay? Let's do it. The results, like, shock on the street. In every country. Even in America, it's got that. That is hard to believe, though. Yeah, apparently everybody knows, at least when I got this information, was the last eight years,

so maybe it's changed. The poor dude probably never thought that was gonna happen if he only had lived. He could've made some bank on that now. Yeah. What did he die from? Cancer, right? Pretty impressive.

Oh, shit. I didn't realize that. And then everybody came out of the woodwork that was tresthing for years. I'm like, aw, that's good. But a lot of it. Many was beloved out of the woodwork that was trash and fused and like oh He was beloved yeah, really he was getting trash before oh my god, yeah, well, he was kind of an asshole Yeah, it was kind of a prick as I understand it. What do you do? Well, you know, he he was like starting fights and bars and shit like that Yeah, it was like I'm screech. Yeah, but isn't that what all young guys do didn't you've had you young? He's was this over the queue

I mean you tell us stories of a young BQ young when you're kid like I'm not talking about when he was a kid he's like by the way you probably shouldn't be doing that as a kid even but yeah like his adult life was he did porn didn't he do porn he did a porno and but then it was I You wrote a book and he trashed everybody I trashed everybody the cast, which is why I think he wasn't asked back for the reunion, right? Yeah. Which is crazy.

Or he was dead one of the two. Yeah, and then when he died, everybody changed their title. How long go that he'd die? Two, three years? Oh, he didn't get much of a... How much was sent off the fucking comic book store clerk got more per ink? Tell them Steve's days.

How much was sent off the fucking comic book store clerk got more per ink? Tell them Steve's days.