Tell Em Steve-Dave - #533: Git Em’s Excellent Adventure

Episode Date: October 17, 2022

Bry, Walt, and Q send Git Em back in time. Halloween Ends.

Yeah, it's in a lot of wacky shit like like the party and drink shit like that, you know? Oh, where have been? Ben Franklin is like a rascal. Ben Franklin made it so I could become enraged when the electric, when the electric goes out. I'm here with Walt. Hello. I'm here with BQ. That's nice. I like being the funniest in the land. The funniest in the land. Number one, according to ranker.com. And that is the only barometer I go by.

For everything. For everything. I need to know where something ranks. I check ranker.com. Oh, that's nice. And the ants really showed up for us, huh? I guess so. I don't know. I'm not sure if it was a voting thing or a ranker,

like somebody at ranker decided it. I don't know, I'm not sure what the metrics were. Well, I know, number one in the land as far as common. Thank you. I don't need to know their qualifications. I don't need to know anything. Oh, I don't care if somebody hacked the site. I don't give a fuck.

Do they rank other things? Hence, ranker? Yeah, they rank lots of stuff. Wow. Okay. So they rank like one will be old, maybe, and let's say, probably more like, no, they probably, it's probably more like, like consumers reports, I was thinking. No, probably more entertainment type. Oh, I would think. Hold on. I'll check it out. This is a new thing that people hate old men Googling shit while they're on a, while they're doing podcasts. But fuck it, man.

We need to know what rankers up to. How do people hate that? You would think that, you think they want you to be more prepped, they're like, you should be looking the stuff up on air. They think we shouldn't be doing that. Right. So that's what's saying. They're like, you should have all this ready to go. I should. I should have a little prep.

And you would think after 12 years, I would. How would you end to that? Oh, no, after 12 years, I would think you wouldn't. Yeah, I'm surprised. Yeah, right. What do you think? What do you think? What do you think? You knew what you were getting when you fucking tuned in.

But how would you anticipate the question now? To know I better have ranker up. Well, in my notes, I wrote ranker. Oh, yeah. I'm so, yeah. It's kind of my fault. Okay, ranker, vote on everything. So you're probably right, Walt.

Artists with the best 22 album releases, best American founding fathers. Oh my God. That's a touchy one, huh? I thought that really got to care. Who's your favorite American founding father, Q? Woof, I mean, it's really tough. I mean, if you didn't pick anyone,

it's really kind of down to like Ben Franklin and George Washington, right? I would think with you it would be Samuel Adams. Yeah, I mean those, those, those are the two, those are the two big ones. Well those are the two favorites, like I guess they're the popular choice, but is there a dark horse for Q or? Not really. I mean Hamilton, you know, got the play, got the play made after him, the home musical,

and I read his book that play was based on it's like fucking this thick, and it's about his life. And he was definitely a fascinating character, but I think in terms of people who purely did the best for the United States, you know, George Washington kind of let us. I use your freedom. He's on the $1 bill for a reason, you know, I didn't think you even cared about $1 bills anymore. You have dollar bills.

I think it's just throwing away. It's like a big arena. And Ben Franklin, is he on any money? Yeah, he's on 100. Oh, yeah, he's on the 100. And is he on the show? But he was all the guys who didn't make it to president that got on the hundred uh... and it's a little guys who didn't make it a president that got on money well he wasn't a president

right he never got to president so right he never got to the president's he but got on well to get all exandre hamilton yes they were him looking yes he was a president uh... who's on the fifty jetherson mhm i'm not sure but in that and wonder what what what I wonder what was it about Franklin that made him so vital? Well, he was a graded advisor.

You know what I mean? He was like one of the guys behind a lot of the ideas of the new country. Grant. And he was a power hungry. And he was fun. He was fun, huh? Yeah, I did a lot of wacky shit, like to party and drink shit like that, you know.

Ben Franklin, he's like a rascal. He was like, was he the first American postmaster too? Well, this is fucking really interesting shit, man. People were happy we're talking about this. Can you go back to ranker and rank Lizzo or some shit? Yeah, so they got that. But we're a quick would a guy, let's say if he plucked him out of time,

like a timeline and brought him to 2022, would he just be an average guy at this point though, like an average intelligence? And would he be a standout, you think? You think the population got smarter? I just feel like. I got your opinion of the world tonight. I just wonder like if he was exceptional in an unaccepted era.

You think that era was unacceptable? I mean, it's not like they were that enlightened. Okay, all right. And they're still worried about devils and witch trials. They're still worried about that shit today? It's a month of witch change. I just not sure if we plucked it out, it would just be like any guy that you like sitting at the bar?

You know on a Saturday night in And fill it off you go eagles. I So he doesn't put through the kite and the key. He doesn't do all that shit You know it doesn't help craft the the, the bill, like none of that stuff. He's just, yeah, maybe, I mean, that's probably like today's just a lot of distractions, right? Like maybe he'd be too obsessed with Twitter or TikTok. Who do you think is the great thinker today, Elon Musk?

I don't know about that. Well, who is considered a good thinker, like a guy who like is like that guy's a thinker? Innovative. Like, if we traded Elon Musk and sent him back to 1776 and we took Ben Franklin, who's going to make a bigger impact? I don't know that Elon Musk is the guy who invents, doesn't he just see the pieces and put them together? You know what we should do? Have an alert car.

So let me buy like he didn't found Tesla. He bought Tesla and and turned it into what it is, right? Okay. So maybe I'm like, well, who's a great thinker then? Like who's a guy that's like a dude to genius? Well, I mean like the well Carl Sagan's type type level people today. There's a live. Oh, what about a Neil deGress Tyson? Okay. We sent we switched those two guys. Right. But all I ever see Neil deGress Tyson ever do is just wag his finger at rappers and

athletes for, you know, for saying the earth is flat. Otherwise, I'd never hear a just guy make any news about his thoughts and his papers. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, isn't he like, I don't know, the stars and constellations and should. Yeah. I'm sure with that, I mean, you got to understand it. I understand it's important, but really at the end of the day, it's like, you know, those stars and constellations are still up there and we still, nobody really knows what the fuck's

going up there. How does it affect the dark thoughts in our daily life? Yeah, Ben Franklin put some shit into place that is still important today, though. Ben Franklin made it. Yeah, so like I could become enraged when the electric, the electric goes out. But I mean, the pool of discovery was so much larger back then. You know what I mean? Like now, like so, because of,

they're standing on the shoulders of people like your Ben Franklin's and your Carl Sagan's and stuff today. I, they're out there. We just don't know their names because we don't fucking care. No, we don't sell part of the problem. I'm looking up like great American thinkers right now. There's not many like current ones. I say some of the ones I'm gonna give you.

I'm gonna throw a curveball at you. Okay, no, chomp ski. Samuel Adams, Susan Sontag, William James, Ion Rand. Oh, these are, okay, these are dead thinkers. Well, no, no chomp skis, and dead I don't think. I think he's still alive. Yeah. But he writes books.

I tried to read a couple of his books and there were just two dense, it was like reading a textbook. Okay, Kwame, Apia, Linda Elkhoff, Robert Adams, Louise Antony, and Robert Arp. These are all people who are American philosophers in the 21st century, not one of whom I've ever heard of, except for known. What about Einstein?

Not in there. Well, this is 21st century. Okay. So let me throw this curve, I'll let you cue the smartest person I know personally. 148. We send him back to 1776 we take Ben Franklin to 2022 make him our office coach and who who benefits more what timeline benefits more from the having that switcheroo Ben Franklin brought here suddenly exposed to modern advances his teeth get fixed

you know what I mean all the sickness still all the problems like they you know that he had to contend with a lot of them not problems anymore so and then get him goes back I they might burn him at the stake I don't know I don't know that he would he'd probably work as a bar back in some like frontier town. Oh, you don't think he'd make his way up to become like one of the great thinkers of his era? I mean, would all do respect. I don't think he's done that in this era.

So what makes you think he's going to go back and you don't think he's done that in this era. So what makes you think he's going to go back and you don't think he like and just in our little universe which is only the only universe that you can use as an example you don't think he's the greatest thinker of the TSD town. There's times I'm intimidated by him. Really? Yeah he says something and he looks. was he staring at your lunch or something? And he looks at me and he like I should know this and like an intimidacy because he knows too much and It's scary at times Here's the thing about get him is he intelligent?

Yeah, or is he knowledgeable? He's both these both. Yeah, both. He's both. I think he's both. Like he, he sometimes plays with people because like a cat plays with a mouse, but with intellect. Okay, toys with them. Yeah. And just for his own like brief, you know, just for shits and giggles, he'll he'll play with their shits and giggles, he'll play with their In superior intellect. You do the fucking same, you troll people constantly. But he's not inferior, did you mean inferior? Not unsuperior, you said unsuperior. And this is why I'm intimidated.

Get it, would never use that word. So it's like it would be like Bill and Ted almost, right? I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it.

I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I'm not gonna get it. I don't know that they really like they just were brought forward to do a book report They didn't really do much. Yeah, I guess so So there's no benefit to bringing them back I know they don't really fit in those guys I mean if there's somebody I would want to talk to probably be Billy the kid over over the other guys over Ben like Yeah, cuz I could read like about fucking Ben's life and stuff like that.

Billy the kid didn't really have all the facts about it. I'm sure he's got like some cool fucking shootout stories and stuff like that. You know? Yeah, I'd like to listen to that. Ben Franklant's like flying kites and shit. I got zapped. He made me like, Ben. Is that the only thing that in postmaster. Yeah, I think I Will say Ben Franklin didn't own slaves, right like that was one of the things. I don't believe so He didn't know why he didn't own slaves. Oh So I think he's in you know, he's a safe choice to say 2022 you want to say Ben Franklin Yeah, I think so sorry., I'll go with that.

Billy, the kid was just a outlaw and murderer. But with some great stories, but I've got to have great stories. I think I think getting what blend in I think he would thrive back then because he they got beer. I don't know if there I don't know if there's anything he doesn't know about

those the way that they did things back then. I just think he's just a man at a time. Get him. Get him, yeah. He knows how to forge things in fire. He watches the show constantly. Has he ever done it or he just watches it? Like has he ever forged anything?

He told me he used to have a fire pit in his house so he must know how to do it. Me too, I ain't forged. Oh. You think he would go back in time and become a blacksmith? No, I just think he could do, I just think you could send him to do any trade. He could, he could shoe horses, he could.

I mean, there's nothing the man couldn't do back and i think he could be like a president within four or five years he would be running for president he'd be one of the founding fathers ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha who's he knocking out uh... president eating spoiled could you tell the president to wear shoes in the white house history loves an eccentric dude specially president like if he's eccentric in any way they like play that shit up and

that makes a more human to the to the rest of the population. Yeah. I guess I have no choice but to accept what you're saying, Walt, because you're the one that's in the office with them all the time. And I recognize that kidom has a superior intellect. So you telling me that being around them

all the time is intimidating. I gotta go with what you say. I can't, you're around the more than I am. So if you think that he would do best back in time and would be a founding father, get them. Then I just have to believe it, but I just don't see it though. I all kind of say I think you throw them back in there. I take, It takes about a week to get his bearings and then he is, he's a mover and a shaker. But what does that mean? All right, so he finds, what year are we gonna talk about here?

After, after, like, what year was bent? 1770s. 1770s was one like all the, you know. All right, we'll send him back to 1774. Oh, okay. And guess what? And he's signing that paper in 1776. Get him Steve Dave's

top fucking signature on declaration. Yeah, safety always. Get him Steve Dave. That's how we signs a declaration of independence. Now, is he going back with all his knowledge of the future? Or is, are you're talking about like a pure ghetto? No, I think that's also his big advantage too. He has the, he has the knowledge of living in 2022 and everything be pre-fore that. So at his fingertips to use to his advantage. But what is he, what is he, how is he, he doesn't know how to make a computer.

He doesn't know anything about it. I think you're wrong. I think you're wrong. I think you're wrong. You think he knows how to make a fuck, China can't make transistors. You think get him, is gonna fucking pull it together? I wish he was here. 1774.

I don't know if he even needs a computer though, because like I said, you don't want to come be labeled as a Satan worshipper. Right. So he's gotta keep his head down and not be too crazy with this thing, as he says, or revealed too much about his time traveling knowledge. And he's so smart, he would just give them just enough.

Does he know anything about the revolutionary woman? Oh yeah. Like, I could see if you sent someone back there who knew how battles went and how he could like, you know, work that to his advantage, but the guy doesn't know anything about. I've never once heard him discuss the Revolutionary War in any way. Were these were all the founding fathers soldiers? No, not all of more soldiers know. Yeah, so I don't think he needs to go out into the fields and blow some red coats head off to make his way into the into government. It would go a long way in showing his earnestness. But then what does he bring if he's not bringing tactics or wartime?

Well, that's what he has a knowledge of history, so he can steer things and kind of make people go like, holy shit, he was right about that. And this came to be as well. And holy shit, get him what's right about this. Let's make him king. King of America. I think I think he got caught up and telling one of his boring stories. He would be invaded. He would be able to tell you about that The Paul Revere is useless Paul Revere doesn't even come to light anymore because get him already knew it was he was coming They were coming. Oh What he would month

Get of those Why are you despise are you Why are you dismissing Gidham's knowledge about world history? Because I don't think he knows the exact night that polar of your road did his famous ride. He wasn't the only person. There were other people, none of them just got the credit. That's true. Were there other people riding with them. Yeah, it was not with them They went like different directions one guy fucked up completely another guy made it pretty far And they didn't see the headless horseman at night, right? That's a different tale

That was that was that was a little later. That was like civil war stuff. Yeah Paul reveres the guy with no head Paul revered let's oh no not Paul Revere is the guy with no head. Paul Revere let's say, oh no, not Paul Revere in the Raiders. You big fan of those guys won't? No. Little too poppy. Yeah. Let's see, Born in 1734 and died and died in 1818. Okay, can get them to all this shit. Silversmith, engraver, industrialist, sons of Liberty member, patriot and founding father. He's best known for his midnight ride to alert the colonial missual militia in April 1775 in the approach of the British forces before the Battle of Lexington and Concord. This is all the shit. I don't know any of this shit. Like,

I've read it. What I haven't learned it. Well't know any of this shit. Like I've read it What I haven't learned it Well, that's hard to retain them as reddit and retained it though. Yeah, I'm not good at retention. Yeah, he's he retains Is it there no, he's not here yet He'll be here to give him some Before we and this episode you probably be here great but sorry rancor we're still not a genius of a guy can you be though to like like your job is office coach laboring under the heavy thumb of wall flanking i just like why is it a fucking rocket scientist or like starting testla plus

or something there's crossroads in everyone's lives and unfortunately there's been a few crossroads that he took the wrong path that has set him back. And if one correct choice at a crossroads and we never even meet him and he's he's hobnob and with fucking Elon Musk and Bill Gates and he's making policy. He's a visionary, you're saying. He's smart. I don't know if he's a visionary, but he's smart as a whip. He's so smart, like I said, at times he makes you feel like when he looks at you like...

Like you're a different species or something. Yeah, like you're different species or something. Yeah, you're inferior. Haha. Fire is ass. I don't need somebody like that around the office. I got that. But that thing said he solves, like that thing said he solves. So I'm like, I can't get rid of him.

I mean, he just, you know, he saved so much work and time by just by looking at something and breaking it down. And it's, he's an asset. You don't get rid of an asset like that just because you're intimidated. That's what weak, simple men do. Right. I'm ready to get rid of him. I'm done with this guy. you were like hey can you make a French cleat for this fucking Poker table. I'd be like no, I can't I need to find somebody who can I wouldn't I don't even know what a fucking French cleat is like I'd never heard the term until he made it Well, too that thing what is a French cleat It's like this. It's like these it's like a

Tooth and groove kind of thing that you use to hang stuff up like you use the one. Oh, I got one of those in my house. Yes, I like the way the object to like keep it steady. Right. So that's how we that's how that poker table's hanging up in the studios. You made a French cleat for it. Got it. Okay, maybe you know, maybe I'm wrong. But like one of those crossroads. No, go ahead, you crossroads. Yeah, I just wanted to even recognize this where he made the wrong choices. Probably like, you know, skipping out on college, not finishing.

I believe the, the really, I think women have been his downfall and have set him back tremendously in terms of like, you know, relationships that didn't go the way he thought they were going to go and they stunted him. Which I mean, it wasn't Einstein like a real like, you know, wasn't he affected by his women and his relationships? Yeah, I believe so. I think there was one particularly.

You know, I saw like, you know, smart men, you know, can be taken down by just like any man, you know, by bad woman. Look at Tom Brady. Just saying. I'm not saying anything about that. Oh, no. No. I'm not.

I, I, there was a lot of backlash. So I'm team Giselle. Tom Brady, Tom Brady needs to hang it up. Oh. Why are you playing football? No, I'm already. Yeah. When they start coming after you're personally, and I, and I, and I haven't got any kind of recognition

from Tom that I even heard any of my comments. So I'm going, you know, I can't put myself out there like that without any kind of. You got some emails? Huh? You got some angry emails? Yeah. Yeah.

And once I were rightfully like I think I Would take back some of the things I said regarding like I Miss spoke and I definitely spoke at what in a time when I was kind of my dandruff was up And it doesn't it doesn't happen a lot lately. I remember my dandruff gets up But it kind of clouds my my thinking process when the dandruff's up, but I said that like She destroyed a family. And that is a horrible thing to say in my part because just because someone doesn't come from a divorced family, doesn't mean the family is destroyed.

I of all you know that. Right. My parents didn't stick it out. So I don't know what, I was thinking and I was getting all caught up in my Iron everything and I definitely take that back and that was a that was a statement that was definitely if I could That was wrong because it doesn't destroy a family, but I guess it destroys the The living situation, but not the family, you know Does many times let's not kid ourselvesce fucks up a family lots of times.

Yeah, but it also is healthier though than the alternative. Right. There were many times where like I wish my parents would have gotten divorced, because they fought so much and then it like spills over to us. I don't like my god. I just don't want to hear this anymore. I wish they would get divorced, but. That's tough. Yeah. That is tough because I believe that a lot of people who grew up in homes like that realized a piece in tranquility

that came once the parents finally decided, you know, to call it quick. Right. Probably did put a lot of peace and tranquility into the household. There's a lot of people do that, they're like, oh, we got to stay together for the kids. It's like, a lot of times you're not doing the kids any favors.

Yeah, I'm up. I mean, I didn't have any problems like that, but boy, I would have, I would have went through anything, no, to not, to not have, and again, but it doesn't mean it, everybody situation is different. I shouldn't even talk about it. I am, so the worst person in the wrong, you know, to talk on such a weighty subject as diverse and the aromifications it has on everybody involved in a family. What are you gonna do? I think get them here, everyone here. I would love to hear about

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Get them. I will try to edge you. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to though. So you might have to talk into that Walt's mic. Can you hear Q? If he plugs out any kind. Yeah. All right, everybody. Sorry for this. We're recording this on Sunday, so I'm not going to be cutting this out. You're gonna have to just bear with us for a moment. Oh, we got gotta entertain while this is happening. All right. Yeah

Plug that in get them All right, sorry and the recording on Sunday is my fault. Well, we did the Halloween episode this week recorded Tell them see if they follow me. So it's this week. Yeah Sorry, we're gonna talk in person Once yeah, once for some reason with this board, once you start going, you cannot add another channel. I don't know why, but we're about to hear from, uh, we're talking about what if we sent you back to the 1770s and, uh, we took Ben Franklin and you're stood. Who makes out better? The people of yesterday or, uh, the few, the people

of the future. Oh, the people of yesterday year. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think you have what it takes to be a founding father? Not that, but I have the knowledge of so many varieties of subjects that I think I could be very beneficial in helping create the wing, the internal combustion engine, things like that. But they did it without you.

Yeah, but I could take it a but I think you could do earlier now. Yeah. So Henry Ford never becomes Henry Ford then. Ah, you might, well. You're gonna change a lot of shit. Well Henry Ford really, I think it was his thing was making the, you know, not even the assembly line, but like perfecting it and making it work.

And just being like, like he took all the read, well, everything that was cut off the Model T was burned and then sold as Kings Ford charcoal. So Kings for charcoal is thanks to Henry Ford. I was not aware that you're right, Walter intimidated. Yeah. All right. But can you, can you give me an example of, yeah, so you find yourself in 1776, right? Yes. The revolutionary was breaking out.

Yes. What do you, what do you have? Can you just give me some and I'm not doubting you, my friend. Can you just give me some examples of what information you could bring to bear that would be helpful to them? Well, things like rifling for muskets or improved accuracy. What do you mean? Like what?

You just said something. What do you how? Well, you need certain metals that are harder than other metals, so figuring out the rifling pattern and how to draw it out was a process. And would metals stronger than other metals? Things like a tungsten blends or what's a tungsten blend it's a it's a it's a mineral it's a tungsten car bomb where do you it's like we've got you on the ropes Q

it's like he isn't answered a single fucking thing where do you get tungsten where it wouldn't mineral? Where are these minerals? They're in the ground. So but I can I can people people don't have that track of mine to go they just say okay, I'm gonna make steel I'm gonna make iron to that that's it and I can say you know wait a minute, you know if you do this It'll be a little bit stronger. You add these like you had chromium into the mix. You know, uh, where do you get chromium again? You dig it up. Where? Bring your backyard. Yes. Pennsylvania is known for its minds. I mean, it's Pennsylvania's steel country for a reason. Look, I'm not saying I have all the answers, but I could throw forth ideas

and you farm that out to the people who are not who are Completely knowledgeable in that subject and they can perfect it But how do you get people to live what should what are you wow them with that makes that like the first thing that that blows their fucking balls off And they're like we gotta listen to this guy. I'll throw hold on wait before you answer No, I also want to say the same thing to Ben Let's knock our balls off Ben. What do you got? It's like fucking electricity Now you sound like all the fucking maniacs out there today who love to judge the past because like

You know, it's easy to judge the past then they're not here to defend themselves You don't know what you would do in that situation and And let's be honest, Ben Frank would get canceled probably nowadays with his views of other people. And their value as human beings. Well, I thought we determined that he was not a slave owner. Was he a slave owner? I'm not sure. Well, I know he liked to dab.

From what I understand, he liked to dabble in prostitutes. Well, no, but in the insol slave women did you like black ladies uh... okay any took advantage of that uh... yeah we got to check that fact before we start smirking for ben franklin i maintain that you would be we send you back to seventeen seventy four we take ban we send you back

you're on the declaration of independence you sign it you're on there declaration of independence. You sign it. You're on there and you are a mover, a shaker, and it's not long before you are dead of small pockets. You're on the ballot. It's become president. Yeah, I don't know. I think I'd be more low-key. You know, yeah, I would be a hanger on and sign the constitution. I'd put my, get him Steve Dave on it. The constant. I just say they always. Get him Steve Dave. And the declaration of independence too. But what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what's the, from what from the future? Oh, no. No. Okay. So then what do you do? Like somehow you get an audience with George Washington.

What I do, how do you prove your, okay, what I do is I assess the situation. I, my, my land, boom, okay, set myself up. I see what deficiencies there are out there that I can use my knowledge of the future to improve. And then I started improving them. And I spilled up a small fortune. And then a much like Elon Musk, which is exactly what he does, you know, he gets an audience with the president. But what is the thing? All you told me is some broad plan.

What's the thing that gives you all that money? I got an NSA, it was one thing. I said it would be multiple things. I would have to... Okay, give me one then. If this multiple, that's even easier to give me one of those. What was that tongue? T'Ionza tungsten mine. You told you about the tungsten. And you dismiss it like at a hand, it doesn't mean anything to you. It's like one ear out

the other ear for some reason. And then plus, once you find tungsten, you can create the tungsten filament, which allows you to make a light bulb. Ooh, that's for like, rather than the Thomas Edison failing, finding 2,000 things that didn't work, I find it on the first try. Oh, where?

Again, that is up to miners. That is up to miners. That is up to diggers. I just point and they follow. Okay. Much like you do in 2022. Like I said, I don't know right now. I would have to get on the scene and say, okay, I could fix that.

I could fix that. I can make this a little easier with my knowledge of documentaries and stuff. And I mean, all you got to do, all you have back then, time. Okay, just to let you know, Walter, tungsten steel was identified as a new element in 1781, and first isolated as a metal in 1783. So your big thing is, is slicing four years off the fucking timeline. Every little bit helps. Yeah, but you still don't even know where it is or where to find it or what to do with it. So like you're not just going to land there and do it, you're probably going to need those

four years to figure that out. That's just one type of hardenable steel or hard, you know, I'm sorry, a metal that's harder than steel. And I'd like to point out that the guy who discovered tungsten, he was a Spanish. So you know, so now you're appropriating science from other people and taking the credit for yourself. You think that's fucking cool, bro? The Toledo region of Spain is well known for its metallurgical skills.

Makes a lot of, made a lot of fine swords still do to this day. Yeah, but you're stealing that from them. I'm not stealing it from them. Skills makes a lot of made a lot of fine swords still due to this day Yeah, but you're stealing that from them. I'm not stealing it from only it's it's called co-opting Oh, you before he does as I mean it's dealing two people invented the telephone at the same time Two people invented the telephone at the same time just Alexander Graham Bell got to the patent office first. Yeah, but you didn't invent shit You read a textbook based on the work of this guy office first. Yeah, but you didn't invent shit. You read a textbook based on the work of this guy. I went back in time and used his own knowledge to steal his life away from him. I stood on the shoulders of giants and became even more giant. No, but you know, you kicked the legs out of the

giants. You fucking kneecap the giant. You know, you would do the same thing. No. Okay, same situation. You would use all your knowledge at your disposal Regardless of who gets lost to history then or who becomes forgotten who gets the credit Yeah, you know you would do the same exact thing. So now why would I In trying to find a way to be like okay, you're you're taking this guy's credit as if the stole is tungsten And I'm not looking things up on an iPad right now I see the reflection off your forehead But what about what about your horse knowledge?

That's more my father because they didn't have any of that back then Can you forge things I know you watch the show I watch watched The Origin Fire, I think, with enough practice, yes, I could figure out the bellows and the, like, how to make a Damascus steel, which back then is unknown, it was lost to history. It's still kind of technically is. We still don't know how true Damascus is made, but we make a Damascus-esque steel. Let me look that up. Is your ego unchecked enough that you could work as an apprentice for a couple years?

Oh, if it meant surviving, yeah. I am not below subjugating myself to, you know, horrible conditions in order to survive. Are you working for inferior intellectuals? No, no, not necessarily inferior, just... Just different. inferior intellectuals. No, no, not necessarily inferior just just different just superior in one area and not superior in other areas. You know, respect. You've yet to lay out any sort of benefit to you being back in time. Like you're saying like, yeah, I could chew horses and I could fucking do. But people are

already doing it. I didn't say I could shoot horses. Walter though. Yeah. Okay, but what are you doing that people aren't already doing? Again, I would have to, boots on the ground, figure out where the deficiency are and what I can do in my little part to make a success out of that. And yes, it would be.

But you should know it already. This is all history. You already know how it played out. So why do you need to figure out what you can do? You already know what happens. But as soon as you change one thing, it's a cascade forward that the future starts to change. It's called the butterfly effect. You Butterfly flaps its wings in Beijing and there's rain in Minnesota. You's getting a fucking education tonight. His eyes are spitted. I want to do it.

I promise you they're not. It's like chaos theory, but that was seen in the hit movie Jurassic Park. Yeah, so you think a smart person would be like, let me go back in time and like not make a fucking impact. Not bluster around town telling everybody how fucking great you are. Or I could start rewriting the greatest historical books of all

time. You know, it'd be, be, be, get them Steve Dave's Frankenstein. Get them Steve Dave's Dracula. You think those, when do you think those were written? I've got it before 17, 17, 17, four. Oh, other 1800s, right? Yeah. I think, like, I'm here. And I'm gonna say Mary Shalves,ves like late 1800s. Yeah, yeah, she was victory Little women can you write on that shit from memory? I would start small and then so again He's stealing Frank and starting from a fucker the woman who wrote it There's like the plot of one of the Austin Powers movies right he was going Get him Steve Day's diary where I tell my tale of

Get him Steve Day's diary where I tell my tale of I don't know, no, no, no. Do you not see Termini yet? I can put warning. So all you're gonna do is you're planning to go back in time and just steal from other people. Yes. As if that wouldn't be your plan. It wouldn't be my plan.

That would definitely be your plan. So you would not improve firefighting techniques if you went back in time. No. Oh, you just want people to die? What are you gonna do then to make your mark and not to just sit on the side improve firefighting techniques if you went back in time. No. Oh, you just want people to do that. What are you going to do then to make your mark and not to just sit on the side of the road and die as curvy?

I think of you. At the same thing. Think of you stuck to the plan. Victim of Indian violence. Yeah, like, you know, I know you, you would be, you'd be no matter what it took to make sure that Q survives. You'd be taken from this person, that person, she, he, whoever, indigenous or not,

it's like, he's got the plan. Scorched earth. Oh, fuck yeah. He is, every night he's going down to ye old pub and he's schmoozing up the ladies with these stories and they're be like, oh, all the way to the store. Tell us more, yes.

We tough, no,'t know how to practically joke I think I go to Staten Island and I buy huge tracks of land Where do you get the money from yeah, I got a work man. I got a I got a find. Oh, I got a work I got a tip work on a schooner or something like that It's not just it's not just as easy to write a Frankenstein novel and be like, here you go, be cute Frankenstein. Well, it's getting me able to bring this shit back with him. Like, can he, can you just, like,

bring a Frankenstein novel back with you and just transcribe it? He's just gonna go back nude. Oh, you're like Terminator? Terminator, so yeah, like I know the broad swaths of the story. I would think you have been, look, almost the same. I don't think you had a nice right but like from the back. Definitely the ball from the backside. If it's back view, I could probably couldn't tell you guys apart. I know that ass. Wow. Wow.

I mean, by the time I spent Franklin invented by focalsifengels did me boom, that's my idea now He come he comes into the general store goes look at Walt by focus you know, I we've had us for 300 years now Get him you're on money there on currency American currency. Well, how up like how do you live in normal? Getms, baby. Does he? Is he immortal going back? No, he's gonna live out. If he's got only 20 years left, he's only got 20 years left back. I think I would be, I have the king's disease, I have gout. That would put me in high stature. Because, oh, I mean, he must be, I could claim I have amnesia.

And I came over on a boat and was knocked out by a Somebody on a schooner who's trying to steal my ideas And I know who I was but look I have gout so I must be important. Okay. Yeah, he must be Well, do you know how a single battle in the revolutionary war went? Like getty's missionary war went. Like Gettysburg? Was that, was that right in the Lucian? Bunker Hill. Gettysburg? Gettysburg?

Okay. No, no, Gettysburg is simple. Cues out, queues out. Yeah. Love that Bunker Hill. By the way, how did the battle of Gettysburg go? Fine, I'll take it. Not well.

Not well after the third day, it really did not go well. What do you mean? Could you expand and elaborate? Well, it did not go well for the south, you know they thought they had it but they didn't One more you need well more do you want would you you're gonna say it well for the south? It didn't When I do is I go and I go and find Mel Gibson but you can't say that World War two didn't go right for the Germans and have that cover the whole fucking history.

But you can't just say that. And it's, again, I'm not saying I'm an expert in all these fields. I have some knowledge. Okay. Yeah. And when it comes to warfare, I't do you have you ever read all turn into histories he hasn't uh... sure yeah like like where somebody else won the war and then

all some yeah i read a book is called guns of the south and uh... basic plot is uh... from the future they give this uh... the Confederate army a k-47s and they end up in the war so how's that gonna serve you at all? But what I'm saying is that one small change, they just gave them a different type. That's a fucking massive change, that's a small change. Well, they gave them a different type,

they gave them a different type of gun and it turned certain battles and they won the war. And so like I said, a little change just affects it forward. So I might have to not know about World War II because it may never happen. They used to the peace that I set forth. And you're plusively dead by time World War II hits. Well then he can't get a meat.

You had a keether. What? You're not talking to me, it's talking to him. No, talking to you. Yeah, you're asking about World War II, but he doesn't need to know anything about that. He will never make it to 1942. Well, he could warn people. He could be like no street. He hasn't. He hasn't even fucking

mentioned a single battle from the Revolutionary War, which is what we're talking about. Just throw out a battle. Battle of Mommoth. Yeah, Mollipot with Mollipitcher. I know Mollipitcher is. Okay. That's a battle. The Mollipitcher battle. No, this is a battle. The Molly picture battle. No, this is battle of mamas. What happened to the battle of mamas? We kicked us. We kicked us. We kicked those damn English ass. USA, USA, USA.

Okay. Did we know? Did we know? I'm not sure that the battle of mamas went that well for us. Hold on a second Sorry I I don't know I I don't know but all right. Okay, you know what you sold me get him

You got me I'm done. You did it. You did it. Thank you. Get him and you can invite Ben Franklin to your next premiere season premiere Well, nobody will know who he is. He's removed from history. So he'll just be like, cues weird old uncle. Who Ben Franklin? Who walks in with the turkey for some reason? Why is he not the weird nephew? I would think he looks way older than cue, Ben Franklin.

But I thought you're talking about, I thought you're talking about, get him. No, in every picture you look like it. Oh yeah, you've never seen Ben Franklin as a young guy. You know, there's no porches, he's always old. The hell is that? I don't know, we got all kinds of fucking tech shit going on. No, it's because I can't shut the volume off on my computer for some reason.

Oh, so you got like email, something. So every time something, beings are boobs, it comes through because I can't, like the volume buttons just Fizz are are disabled. It's very odd. I don't get it. But your president get them could fix that for you Well, but we're gonna be good. So yeah, we know We did know that much But thank you, Kim. Thank you for setting the record straight and affirming what I

New to be true school and and cue. That you would make, hey, in 1774, and so much so, I think you'd be sitting in the oval office at some point. Like I said, I don't know. I think you're just too humble to say. Maybe like vice president, secretary of state, something, you know, you don't have that pressure. Yeah, yeah, because they're outgunning for you you though, you know, John Wilkes Booth. Yeah, yeah, that's shit on top target.

Six service to ran us. Oh, Latin. That's how he gets our genius walks out of, but that's how he drops the mic with a little Latin. Yeah. This might be the worst episode of tell us. This we're gonna lose listeners after this. Why? Why do you say that? Because he rambled about nothing. He said nothing. The only amusing thing he said was was all about the ghetto. That was a fucking funny one. But other than that, nothing came out of that.

Nothing. You weren't impressed with this tungsten knowledge? He doesn't fucking know what's going on. He doesn't know whether he's coming to go in this fucking guy. So you're saying Walt should not be intimidated then? I think Walt, no, look, I love Gennum. I just think that in this, this might not be his lane. Is all I'm saying. Replacing Ben this might not be his lane is all I'm saying replacing Ben Franklin may not be his lane

Might not be what he's supposed to be doing like if you told me he went back there and like you know became like The town beer tester or even like the town fool. I'd be like alright. That's pretty good Like he could do it he could stand in the middle of the fucking four cross-road dirt roads and just do his like dancing. Yeah, they'd be like he softheaded. So the village would take him in and love him. That's what he would do. Because he would be branded as as insane. If he's like, if he mentions it all that he's from the future, he's like, I got this fucking idea for some tungsten. That's not gonna, like, it's not gonna materialize for the next couple years, but I'm ahead of the game.

Yeah. He didn't mention helping humanity really at all. It was mostly- I gotta be honest, I think humanity would be the second thing on my list to help. It would be myself. Oh, fuck yeah. I gotta make sure that I could survive.

So like, then I'll worry about humanity and improving things. Once I get survive. So, like, then I'll worry about humanity and improving things. Once I get myself situated where, you know, I'm in the driver's seat, you know, and I can, you know, thrive with my, whatever knowledge I have to, to utilize in 1774. But how far would you wanna take it, though? You just want enough to just survive, right?

If I could make the world a better place, I mean, wouldn't I be obligated to do that? But why don't you feel that way about living in this time? Because I don't have enough knowledge of the future to change anything. I would only have my gut, and I've been wrong in a lot about things. These things I wouldn't be wrong about though.

Now, it's team Brady. That was wrong. That was wrong, the people turned on me. So I don't want to go in there and just like, do anything based on a gut assumption, I would want to base everything on my knowledge of the future. I see. Okay.

Oh, what would you do, Brian? You find yourself in 1778. Back then, I'm looking towards enriching myself. I'm not sure I'm going to do it, but I want to hobnob with the right people. I want to like, I don't know when the stock market started, probably not back then. I don't think it started till the 1800s, but I want to do anything that I could set myself up and then future Johnson's. Because the past Johnson's have fucked everything up to the point where there's no like, like we used to be landowners and shit and they used to have money and then they've just fucking

squandered it and so but that may may know that your father may be in a different social circle though. Mm-hmm sir Edgar and he never meets Pam. Oh so now I'm out of the picture. Yeah and these are things you've got to consider though if you're only gonna be worried about the Johnson name I had to consider that because your father now will be you know be rich and he won't be dating the town Oh, you think my mom's not good enough for a rich guy She they both came from the same socio economic background right now all of a sudden your is... He's musk. Yeah, and is he going to be dating let alone marrying a poor not poor but you know a girl from a small town in Highlands who He's better not. I didn't do all that fucking work so he could go and marry a commoner.

into all that fucking works that you could go and marry a commoner. You got to fucking marry something. A rotten rich. I don't need the chance of fortune diluted. There's a theory of time travel that states that everything that happened happened and you could never actually change the past. So even if you went back in the past and did all that stuff, that's already happened in our timeline. We just don't know it yet.

So whatever you tried to change in the past, you fucked up and it led exactly to where you are now. You know what I mean? Like there's no changing anything. Everything that happened happened. So you so you did go back in time already. You just don't know it yet. And you did try to enrich the Johnson family line. and it ended up at that same flower show would Edgar and Pam Know each other so it's like so You know I could be like you say like like I'm sorry go ahead. Go back. No, no I kind of subscribe to that theory. I know it's less fun, but So maybe Edgar again is this affluent

Big wig and we're in whatever world he you know rooms in in 1966 Yeah, I probably around there, but He thinks no, I'll just have this you know an evening with this this poor You know town's girl who hit it and quit it with this poor, you know, town's girl who... Oh, hit it and quit it. But never anticipating, you know, that, you know, that, you know, she would go, Oh, great.

No matter what you did, you, your father and mother find their way to have you, no matter what, no matter how much effort you go to trying to change everyone's situation. Damn. Why'd I bother? Just one theory. Just one theory. Maybe like could you rob a bank maybe?

Get some of Quick Cash. I mean, banks seemed easier to rob back then. You'd probably have to kill someone. Yeah, you probably have to go and like somebody would, somebody would step up and be like, oh, no, you don't outlaw. And I'd have to blow them away. Yeah, I don't want to kill anybody. That doesn't seem worth it. But I'll bet you they're way easier to break into his well back then.

They probably had one guard knock them out. Just crack them on the back of the head and that's that yeah, you stop mm-hmm You make about it like go ahead No, go ahead. I was gonna say maybe you could dig into underneath like a like a cavernous Trail underground to get into the devolte It's a lot of work Well, you got time back to the fucking 80s and stuff like that, where I know I could just buy Apple stock and Google stock.

Oh, okay. Are you going to get pick your time that you're the year you're going to then? Well, no, no, no. If I'm stuck in the 1700s, I'm probably... I don't know. I'd have to see. I'd remember some things from New York history.

I believe I would remember enough from New York history to at least make a dime and a cent. And from there, I could fucking buy Tracks of land on Stan Island You know maybe maybe even just a track that I you would have to become like an industrialist What happened? Oh boy today is not a great day for tech We'll just today hold on I apologies. I don't hear you guys now

Technical difficulties today. Hold on a apologies. I don't hear you guys now Hello, yeah, I just dropped out for some reason All right, I got you back who fuck a technical difficulties today Tech problems and misinformation Information get them know what this is what you guys get intimidated by his superior intellect. And this is how you deal with it. Dismiss him, make fun of him. And that's how you, like, that's how you remain alpha dogs.

You don't want to, you don't ever want to show any kind of like... Not show my belly. Yeah, you're just, that's how you guys are built though. And that's how you, that's how you guys roll. And no matter what he says or does, you'll find a way to tease him about it. If I, if I look up on Wikipedia one day and it's like tungsten was discovered by Getham Steve Dave,

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You were tired of hearing about it. I would like to believe that I was fucking right because look at us now in 2022, you can't see a goddamn thing without offending somebody. But I read this thing where these law offices, these law firms, will not hire two federal judges say they will not hire Yale clerks over cancel culture.

So it's coming back to bite people in the ass. Like there are judges that are like, we will not hire you from Yale because it's so rampant in that university. People trying to cancel you, people trying to tell you what you can and can't say people trying to fucking just get in your fucking grill about shit wall and I was actually happy to see this one of the judges said they have legitimate concerns about the lack of free speech on

law school campuses yell in particular uh... and they were uh... they're not inviting their inviting, they are declining students from Yale Law School for clerkships with an exception for past and current students. So in the future, don't even try it, Yale. So you're so fucking smart that now you can talk to yourself out of a job by trying to cancel everyone. I'm glad I didn't. Well, they yell. I know some people work out in California who like before they hire someone. This is in the entertainment industry.

So I don't know how important this is, but they'll look at people's Twitter and Instagram, and they'll be like, if it's too preachy or stuff like that, or too rage-filled, they're like, I just want hire them. So, you know, it is. it is, it is, look, I don't even know if it's like, it's the consequence of putting so much yourself online more than anything,

because like people just look you up and be like, I don't wanna work with this person. You know what I mean? Right. Yeah. Yeah, that's a very good barometer to use. You go to Twitter or Instagram and you see

what their politics are, what their views are. And it like you say, I mean, even if they're too pre-future. If you agree with their politics, but the way they express it is like fucking overbearing or like, you know what I mean? Then they're like, look, this person's not worth hiring. Yeah, but the world is really,

or the country at least, is really turned into like, you are firmly in one camp or the other. There's like not that much room for people who, online, that's just awesome. I guess, in a real world. Yeah, in a real world. That's the internet, man. In a real world, you know, you don't hear anything.

Never, that's not. Never. Yeah. It's not going online, is it? When I do talk to people, I, about this kind of shit, you do find that they lean more towards hating this cancel culture shit and hating the people that are like so fucking far gone, like so progressive that it's like destroying, destroying institutions, you know.

Well, I mean, look, it's, it's the streams on both sides. I wanted to say, you know, I certainly wanted to say it's one side like these streams of both side, you're like, I don't want to fucking do it. Either of these people, you know what I mean? So even if even if you're into Trump, there's so wild these Trump people. Like he's just like, there's nobody. You got Joe Biden fucking given dating advice to young girls. You got Trump who's a fucking maniac. Yeah, like the Biden's latest thing was he started to give, he was like touching some girl,

like some young girl he met. She's like 11 or something. He's like touching her shoulder and he's like, don't date anybody until you're 30 or don't get married until you're 30 or whatever the fuck he said. It sounds like good advice to me. It's great advice, but it's like,

it's not his advice to give. Like, great advice, but it's like it's not his advice to give. Like, why are you saying that to some young girl, you don't even know? I don't know the circumstances around it. I think I think more girls that aged here that should be like that before you 30. So I'm actually with them on that one. When you were 11, or you listened into some fucking old grandpa giving you advice about anything, unless it was your own grandpa No, not at all not at all. You're right about that. I Don't know so wait so wait. What was your point? So you said that you you would stop doing it

But now you're diving back in now not diving back in I'm just I'm just sitting back and Watching what I said come to fruition and all the fucking assholes who were like, we fucking turned here and it just fucking shut up. It's like you abide it by it, and now you're fucking suffering the fucking consequences. Nobody would change that. Nobody would have changed that. Nobody can change that way.

It has to go the route, it's gonna go, man. Yeah, you're right about that. Nobody, nobody, that could have altered the path of social media's impact. So I genuinely believe that my complaining would have done something. Yeah, that's the, that's the saddest thing. That's the status statement that you think

that you would have made a difference. We're the fucking number one comedy podcast. Why are people not listening to me. Yeah, it's an interesting time to be alive, that's for sure. But you know, it's, it's what it is, it's everything else. We'll see this pass, too. Sure. It already is.

Everybody you know, sick of it all, sick of everything. It'll pass. Now, Q, you mentioned Halloween. We recorded our Halloween episode. It's going to drop next week, next weekend. A lot of Halloween content has been released. Some big things. Did you watch Halloween ends? I was going to watch Halloween ends, but then a trusted source, several trusted source were like, you don't need to watch Halloween. Really, and you could be that disciplined to be like, I even know you love Michael Myers.

I'll get to it, but Michael Myers was never Jason to me, you know what I mean? They feel so similar to me, like they're cooking cutters to me. They're the one in the same. One wears a white mask, the other one wears a white mask the other one Where's a white mask one carries a knife the other one carries a knife Sure, I One likes to kill the other one likes to kill one doesn't speak the other one doesn't speak I could keep doing it at all

Well, I'll probably watch it at some point, but I think that thing that like need to watch it the first night kind of got spoiled a little bit. I watched it. Yeah, I got a text from that same trusted source, but I did. I was like, what the fuck? It comes out today. It's on peacock. I don't have to go to the theater or anything to see it.

And I watched it. And I was blown away by its shittiness. No, really? I was telling Walt that the first hour is so, it's an hour and 50 minutes. It's so slow and I timed it. Michael Myers doesn't show up, he's living in a sewer, spoiler alert, but he's living in a sewer for some reason. And he doesn't show up until 40 minutes into the movie. The next time you see him, and that's like barely, he's like in the shadows. Next time you see him is over an hour into the movie.

And then it's like, oh my god, Laurie Strode stuff. And like, it's forgettable, man. It's like, I watched it two days ago. It's forgettable and i i said to i can't remember why i said it to what i was like i'm just tired of watching grandma fight evil incarnate like a jamey jamey lee yeah it's like all right like i i i get the fan service i get jamey lee is you know a fucking icon and she's a major part of obviously a major part is as big of a part of the series is Michael Myers

But I'm just not buying a 70 year old woman Like continuing to fight a guy that has proven To be in human But what so what do you I mean just but if they made that movie and made it good you wouldn't feel that way I don't know if it's possible at this point. What can they do different at this point? That's gonna make the movie quote unquote good. I mean don't you just think it's a tired person?

Well I like the first one in the trilogy, the first one in the new trilogy I liked. I enjoyed watching that. Did they cover new ground in that one? No, but I don't really need new ground covered. Like I'm content to like once a year tundle to the movie theater and watch the same fucking shit happen again and again like okay with that Okay, I don't I tell you what I'm watching a rewatching the Star Trek movies The Kirk ones and it's killing me that he's still alive and they won't bring him back in Star Trek

Like that's how we feel about Corey Strode like she's here. She's alive like let's use her while while we can but Shadders 91 you guys don't want to bring fucking Kirk back to one last fucking ride You just a scene just a one scene. I agree Yeah, what's up? Just one scene even One scene like do the do an animated movie let him come back and voice it that way I I I miss it like I I'm on to voice home. I watched the first four so far. And I'm like, God, they're so fucking good. They're just the chemistry with those guys. They're great. I would just love to see it. Well, you know, chat their up there one more time

doing his thing. Now, are the movies? I've never watched a Star Trek movie. Is it anything like the show because I hated the show? You'll hate these movies. I don't see what QCs in these. It's just shatting or chewing up fucking every scene. You know, they are just so boring. No one, I mean, God forbid someone pull it a laser and shoot a rubber monster or something. That's a like that.

Oh my God, it's just like, blah, blah, blah, blah yet yelling and talking about rules and oh my god the prime directive Did you watch I watched all of them except five Original theater I watched them have watched them since so we're going off decades old memories Undiscovered country's pretty fucking good movie, dude. Which one's that? Four or five? I think that's five. I think that's the one you just checked out yesterday. I think I checked out yesterday. That's the one you watched.

No, it was voyage home. Then voyage home was four. Then there was the one with that nobody liked where they went after God. And then the one after that is undiscovered country. Yeah. So, but I don't know, it's good stuff. I like him. I always like them. that nobody liked when they went after God. And then the one after that is undiscovered country, yeah. So, but it's good stuff. I like them, man. I always like them. I always like them. I think it's great.

And I think you're 100% of those. If you got the guy still around, why not create one more vehicle for them? Let him go out. Yeah. That's the captain. Why not, man? And then, so maybe that's what like Laurie Strode,

they're like, look, one day we're not going to have Jamie Lee Curtis around to fight this guy So maybe we should just have him fight as much as you can wait a minute I think something happened. I think Kurt came out and poo poo the new Star Trek shit And I think he got on the wrong side of the current people in control of Star Trek. Oh, I'm sure that's what happened Yeah, and I think neither just like fuck James T. Kirk 35-year-old puss I think neither just like fuck James T. Kirk, this 35 year old Puss, who's in control of Star Trek now is just like, he offended our Star Trek.

And now he never getting a role. Those people shouldn't be in charge? No, they should not. It should be like 60 something year olds who love, who know and appreciate and are looking to drive home some anti-curk agenda now. I mean, nobody's saying you can't do all this like 20 Star Trek shows, like, do shows without shadow, but like, give me one with shadow.

You know what I mean? Like, get him up there. All right, so you didn't watch Halloween. What about the monsters? I watched half of the monsters and I Can't take Lily I just know that best thing songy voice I didn't remember the original being that she wasn't like that So I was like I don't get this take on it

I didn't understand it and it takes fucking forever for her to get another one. Where like, when the fuck is her, am I gonna start going, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's not not gonna set it in a wall and she'll, I just wanna see the shit that I like. Give it to me again. Just repackage it and give it to me again.

Okay, I'm admitting it. That's all I want at this point. The same shit. A lot of naysayers about the monsters. I haven't seen it. I've only talked to one person who was like, I loved it. Jimmy the hair guy.

Good career. Does Jimmy the hair guy love everything? I don't know, but he's such a loyal zombie guy. I think that he's unwilling to admit that he doesn't like something so he produced, yeah. Yeah. I like the concept. I like the way he shot it.

I don't mind like the cartoony looked at the gave it. I don't mind the tone of it. I just didn't understand what she was doing as Lily. So I was like, I can't get behind it. But I want to finish. I do want to finish watching it. So maybe she wins me over by the end. She won't.

I'll ride back. Where will find me? Did you watch it? I watched it. Was it good? Now see, I saw in Rotten Tomatoes because I remember you, I remember that, that, that, that huff, when you were talking about it the other day

and I looked at Rotten Tomatoes, it got like 91% like people seemed to really look. I am the Jimmy the Hair Guy of Rotten Tomatoes because I'm the only one saying I really didn't like it. And I know that I'm out there on a shaky treeline because everybody loved it. But I'll ask everybody who loved it. Can you tell me who Jack Russell is?

Can you tell me his character? Can you tell me his highest moment as what his highest character arc moment was? Can you tell me his lowest character arc? No, because you don't know shit about the character and they threw out a man thing and that made you go, oh okay I like this because a man thing came on the screen for two minutes. That was not Jack Russell whatever they fucking showed us. It looked cool because they went back to the old universal monster style of you know filming a special or filming something that looked in the vein of a 1940s movie,

but it's just for me personally, it's just not enough. And I am the old guy who's just like, shut up old man. It was better in my day. I mean, it wasn't better in my day, but the comic book was better in my day, and then whatever you just trotted out, but everybody loves it though, so I'm wrong. I have to be wrong. Well, you've always specifically loved that character. So you're seeing something that you love

being twisted into something that isn't good. So well, it isn't what he was. So I can understand how like that could bother you. I get it, you know what I mean? Look what they did with Luke Skywalker in the new Star Wars movies. You're like, I don't know. Like I don't know that this is the character. This is what I mean? Look what they did with Luke Skywalker in the new Star Wars movies. You're like, I don't know. Like, I don't know that this is the character. This is what I saw.

And look, by the way, I don't mind being taken on a journey that I didn't expect, but like, the journey's got to be good. You know, you can't just take Luke Skywalker and turn him into a fucking bitch, a blue milk drink and bitch on a, like a whiny bitch on a planet and expect me to like it. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's it's just like, what'd you do that for? Yeah, I'm surprised you haven't watched it yet though. You know, the Marvel TV things have really led me to be like, although I did enjoy Moon Nightmore than I thought it would,

but the Marvel TV things, I'm like, I haven't seen anything that reached out. I had a feeling that it wasn't gonna be the Jack Russell that was. Right, but I just think you'll appreciate it though for what it was. I think you'll find it to be a fun 55 minute little monster movie. Yeah, because you don't, if you don't have any knowledge of the character, then I could

see why this is enjoyable though. But maybe I'll check it out. And they, I mean, swam thing. A man thing looks pretty good. I'll give him that Does he have the three the three fuck yeah, I mean he is exactly as he looks in the comic That's pretty cool. Yeah, but at this point though. It is that enough You know that you just got that right it shouldn't I there should not be not an expectation that you made the character look the way he's supposed to look

Should that really be something I have to acknowledge and give you kudos for? I ask, ask, uh, name more. You know what I mean? Like he doesn't really look anything like the one from the comics and I think people will be accepting this. And I have to say, I think she hulk ended on a high note. For me. More twerking? No, not more twerking, but they did this opening where they did a riff on the opening of the old 1978 Incredible Hulk. Oh, really?

The music and they just riff the entire opening and turn that into the opening of the last episode where they have some girl, some big girl in green paint, her body paint, flipping over the wall. Oh, they did what we were talking about. Yes. Oh, that's fun. They did the thing that the where Bill Bix being a Luforigno do a side-by-side where he's like where and it freezes on them and and half the face is Bill Bix being half the face is. Sure, of course. They did that with Jennifer Walters and the lady

they have painted as the Hulk and so damn good. So damn good. Oh, man. But again, that's only 30 seconds. But it was enough to make me go, like, you know what, I don't care what they do after, what the rest of this episode, I was that tickled with that homage to the original that.

I was like, yeah, that was enough for me. You gave me exactly what I wanted to see and I'm on a sugar high, so I don't care how shitty the rest of the show was, and it really wasn't that good, but... Okay. But it was worth watching just for that opening. So well done. Could I just watch the opening? I wouldn't, I would watch the whole thing. I mean, Daredevil is still Daredevil. He is so fucking damn good. I don't know who the actor is, who plays Daredevil.

Charlie Cox. Yeah. I want to be friends with that guy. I mean, he is that fucking likable. Yeah. Oh, wow. I just love that dude. He is just like, he's just like Jim from the office.

Tom Brady now now what Charlie Cox those are my three bros it was like my oh wow my soul mates I thought me and cure two or three bros at least my sick get them I were fourth and fifth but my fictional bros yeah I'll check it out I was waiting for the series to end before I watch it so if now you're telling me it's over I'll give the shot and Yeah, Darrell's not that there. Well, you think he's gonna be but as you still can't take the Charlie Cox out of that Darrell enough to make it not Seem like that there double though

You know, okay, I don't know if that's a good explanation, but you no matter how you're gonna alter him or alter Darrell It's hard to do when it's still Charlie Cox though. Oh wow, oh wait. I like him. I like him. To how good he is. And I thought the woman who played Shehawk was an adequate or not adequate, she was okay,

but just the writing just isn't there for me at this point. She's a good actress. I've seen her in stuff that I've been like, holy shit man, I really like her. Yeah, all right. That's the writing. I would watch it though I would not write this one off and I would watch it just just so I can hear what your thoughts are on the series Or off the air

Okay Now I understand okay I'm happy to talk about it not on the show. Yes. Okay. This way I can really assess what I think about it and, you know, you know, give my actual opinion. I mean, I'm not being fair like I'm not going to be a troll or anything because there

are moments that are good. There are. You know, there are moments that are really good and really well done and there's just some moments that aren't which I guess is almost in every show. Oh, that is perfect. Yeah. Except TSD and our Halloween show. Fuck yeah.

So you guys got one week to watch Abinacostellamete Frankenstein. Watch the movie. Emmerce yourself in it. Pick up the music cues. Yes. Know it inside and out because it will make the listening experience

of our Halloween episode that much more enjoyable Yeah, and if you've never seen it before it's great you you won't regret watching it Yeah travel back to a day when you know grown men slapped each other in the face Yeah 70-year-old movie Watch it. It's it's it's It's um I think even if you pick that movie up today it's still it would be incredibly enjoyable. Like if you've never seen it before. Right. I think

it's a fun fun movie. Yep. I agree. That people will like and you can get it for like I think it's like ten bucks on Amazon or something. Oh shit that's not what that's on a movie that will just stream for free. No. In this day and age, 70 years later, they're still trying to... Wow! Universal. Jesus. Damn. Well, I think that's it. We got to wrap up because this is a tight schedule trying to get this out on Sunday, which is today. Yeah, go upload this right now. Be great. All right. All right. So any kind of anything pithy or smart that I can I can tag up with. Okay Tom Steve Dave.