Tell Em Steve-Dave - #534: The 2022 TESD Halloween Spooktacular

Episode Date: October 23, 2022

Join Bry, Walt, Q and special guests for the spookiest episode of the year!

Music Abidanko Stolley Frankenstein. Yes. Never saw it. What the fuck? Get out. I don't ever want to see you invisible. So I would just follow her. seconds until now has been wasted. Yeah. Tell them, Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them, Steve Dave, the Halloween edition wall. Ooh, is it that time of year already? It's come around and I look around this table and I see you see be cute Yes, and I see an old school guest one we haven't had in some time

and we're on in God knows how long we did say friend so make sure you're guessing is gonna reflect that How you doing? Hello everybody How you doing? Hello everybody. Yeah. All right. How's Ming been doing? What have you been up to?

I've been doing a traveling the world running podcast studios, trying to take over the world and just, you know, by Missy Guys. Missy Guys a lot. Are you saying that as Ming Chen or you're saying that as a Chinese guy trying to take over the world? Because lately. Yeah, maybe a little bit above. A little bit above? Yeah, maybe a little bit of both.

A little bit of both, okay. Yeah, you guys are safe though. You guys are safe. Oh yeah, yeah. You guys are the father of the nid man. We were cool. Oh yeah, yeah. I'll fucking serve you drinks at your population.

I'll just let him know like no one's got to put me against the wall. Just no, I vouch for you guys. I vouch for you guys. You'll be fine. Yeah, your life on the Instagram is fucking fascinating, man. It looks like so much funny. Are you having fun?

I'm having a lot of fun. Good. Yeah. And you know, they say that a lot of times people's social media doesn't reflect their real lives. I've hung it out enough with Ming, been in enough cons with Ming. That is a true reflection of the way he's living life. Like every time you see him with a hot chick,

I'm like, that's true. Anytime you see him, he looks a little bit red and wasted. You're like, that's true. That's definitely true. Yeah. Yeah, get him showing me a picture of you pouring like some alcohol into a glass. And I was like, that dude needs an intervention.

His eyes are completely closed. The fact that you let you chose this picture was enough of a concern. There were no better photos. Yeah, there was no better picture. You look so wasted. You're in the in the shared universe studio. Okay. So you could have took another picture and it's just you by yourself and you're pouring a glass of alcohol. Okay. Your face is so pink. Your eyes are closed and you're just like, and I don't know what the caption was when I was just like, wow, that is a bit concerning that he didn't think that he wanted to get a second photo to use in this post.

Right, he's like, this is good enough. I mean, obviously I was wasted. So why would I have been like, hey, this is good enough, I guess. I think he goes back to what Brian was saying. It's your very authentic on it. Like, that's who he was in the moment. Right.

He's not saying it's not dangerous. Yeah, that That's who he was in the moment. Right. He's not saying it's not dangerous. Yeah, that's just who he was. So, the definition of blood owed, I guess. Oh, yeah, I can tell. Okay. Yeah, it's good to see you out there having fun, man. It's been really fun so far, but it all leads back to here.

I'm glad I made the cut. I'm glad. Well, there was no cut. I mean, you walked in, we said, hey, you want to do this? You just happened to show up and we were like, hey, you got a couple hours because we're doing the Halloween episode. You'd love to have you on.

Audio only, going back to the grassroots TSD. I love it. Well, thank you. I'm very honored. Hey, real quick, can I announce something, Brian? Hmm, okay. There is a podcast that we did for somebody who's going up on Bandcamp and he took it pretty hard after Ian and we put something together for him and all new Sunday Jeff show.

Usually only available on Patreon, man. Wow. And now available on Bandcamp. Now available on bank. Everybody needs this episode. Well, I mean, I hate to, yeah, they do. Why am I gonna, why am I gonna miss words? Yeah, and going up, you donate whatever you can.

It's a 99 cents minimum. Okay. That's the minimum. If you only have 99 cents, that's fine. If you don't even have 99 cents, you know, it's tough times, we know it is. So we understand if right now you don't even have 99 cents, you know, it's tough times. We know it is. So we understand if right now you can't swing it, but it's up there. It's called T-E-S-D presents

the all-new Sunday Jeff show, Tim Aid. Tim Aid. Tim Aid. There is a, like, there's a little dash between Tim and Aid. I don't know if that needs to be in there or not, but if you can't find it by typing in Tim and Aid, then put a dash in there.. But boy, if you had seen the pictures of his house, he lives on a one-story house, lost all the vehicles. I saw the damage. You got to search Tim aid. Yeah. That's what you have to look for. I saw the devastation. The only thing I think that was saved was a Ming-Chen popcorn. Is that true? I think it might have been, yeah. Can you imagine it? Like you're floating out of your house on a fucking

clinging to a Ming Chen pop figure? Yeah, it was above the waterline apparently. Really? Yeah, I can imagine the irony of ironies. It's like you look around everything you lost and you just see this one thing based in angelic light. Oh, it would be so disappointing.

Hello everybody. I'm in buy another half. Yeah, you're wedding album gone, like you know cars, everything, you're worldly possessions, but Ming Chen Pop figure. So, so he needs, he needs your help. Yeah, we're hoping that we can raise some funds for him so he can start the process of rebuilding. And like I said, 99 cents, and I think it's a pretty high energy episode.

Can I mention though, I think you did submit an audio clip, but we didn't tack it on at the end because you didn't follow directions. No, I, I, I kind of was like rambling and were you drunk? I was not drunk. Okay. It's not drunk. I suspect everyone being drunk and usually you're right. Yeah.

But you, but I asked you for a specific clip and you sent back something that wasn't that clip and to just talk about Michael Jordan's conspiracy theory of him being banned from the NBA for a year. Yeah, I told you you thought I wouldn't notice? No, I thought you would know. I thought you would say, this is way better than what you would ask for. He's going to love it. And I guess it wasn't. I can't. You don't want me to reveal what I asked for. He's gonna love it. And I guess it wasn't.

I can't, you don't want me to reveal what I asked for? There you go. I can't go. I asked for an Isol comics clip. Right. And you couldn't get the band back together. Couldn't get the band back together. Yeah, logistically.

I didn't want you to weigh any, I know Tim needs to eat. You know, he needs money for food like right away. So that would, I mean, that would have broke the internet though. It's been over a year, right? I don't think it would have broke the internet. Kim Kardashian's ass and the re-nighting of I still can't talk. Yeah, that's not breaking anything. Yeah, but you know what, though, but I do appreciate you send the clip in,

but for the benefit, it was already over two hours, and I just didn't think, you know, you just talking about the same thing for 20 minutes. 13. You didn't really cover any new grounds. No, I didn't. So he was reading from Wikipedia pretty much. It sounded like it.

But he tried though and that's all that matters. And you know, the effort was there. The effort's always there, but the execution. Execution, yeah, like you'll know better for next time. Next hurricane, you're going to fucking have that shit. Yeah, I will. I will. So it's bandcamp.com type in timid type in TSD presents and check check, check, rise Twitter, check Ming's Twitter. Absolutely. Check Sunday Jeff's Twitter and we should be pimping that shit. Yeah. When it's when it's ready, but I think it should be ready right now is this episode drops Yeah, it's a couple weeks of out so yeah, it should be ready. I would imagine so go there 99 cents

That's a sweet deal for like over two hours of content right and we talked about the Brady Giselle thing And I would love to get your opinion on what's going on as a man who you know who Has been known to spread his time thin would be fair, right? Absolutely, and do you who do you side with or do you team Brady or team Giselle in this hole? I know you've taken a lot of flak. I have you've been taking a lot of flak for Yeah, really why I saw that you're called a caveman. Oh Really I saw that you're called a caveman. Oh really? You know what if we were of crecade men we wouldn't be here right now. It's true You know know some cavemen who people want today they would have laid down and died

You know what they say that about the greatest generation too like if we had today's Gen Zers fighting in World War two We'd be fucked right we would be wearing swastikas around Exactly, so yeah, I'll take that caveman. I'll wear that loincloth. I may be a caveman as well, really. Side with Tom as well. How come? I think Jacelle knew what she was getting to when she married him.

Listen, he's not a janitor. He's not driving a snowplow around. The man's a great ass quarterback of all time. I'm driving a snowplow. So when the snowplow driver, like's greatest quarterback of all time. I'm trying to get snowplow. So when the snowplow driver like, why are you coming at me? Yeah. Yeah.

It would be crazy of all time. You would be very, very, if you were to side which is L, live in the lifestyle you lead, it would be very, very, very, hypocritical. A hypocritical, hypocritical for you to be like, you know, Tom's got to be home. Sure.

Yeah. I wouldn't be pretty hypocritical if I said that. Yeah. I could see that. Now, what you know how I went down. Yes. We're not going to reveal right here because we want people to go listen, but it was a heated debate.

I saw they Jeff was very heated and Tom Elizaski and get them were very, very heated. And it got, it got ugly at times. Wow. And, you know, we had to put some hurt feeling to decide to carry on with the show, but we did. Wow, and you can hear that all from 99 cents. 99 cents. That's amazing. How old are you now, man?

48. Is there a 10s of a midlife crisis in the middle of it? I had my midlife crisis when I was 26. Oh really? You guys remember I bought that convertible and I bought like pinball machines? Sure, that sounds like a fun 26 year old. But like, I mean the like the, the,

that I don't want to say right now. I'm trying to get you to admit you're cheating on your wife. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. I mean like the, the frantic is the wrong word. But like the wide ranging travels and experiences. Right. He's, he's gotta get it all in. Yeah, like I can't turn it down, man.

I'm a fucking 48, it's not gonna last for a minute. No, I've always been like that. Yeah, I think as long as you guys know me. So yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, live in real life. Definitely, they're like, when we first met, though, you were much more reserved.

And like, now you're like, he's fucking Spud's Mackenzie out there. It has been, it has been for a long time. Spud's McKenzie's, where a tear is starting to show. I got like a black eye and like, you look perpetually drunk every time I see you. I'm perpetually drunk.

Not right now though, in the pictures. Right, right. Because you are, right? Because you're part of it. Not drunk. Tipsy perhaps. You know, maybe, you know, buzzed. Pickles.

But not, pick sure a little bit of pickle. Sure, not drunk though. Pickled sounds better. Not drunk,y perhaps. You know, maybe, you know, buzzed. Pickled. But not pick sure a little bit of pickle. Sure, not drunk though. Pickled sounds better. Not drunk, doesn't it? It sounds, it sounds. It sounds refined. That's an old school runny. I think the last time I was real, I was truly drunk was Frank V.

We all went out afterwards. We had a great time. Yeah. Q was buying shots for everybody. It was nice. And then I got home, I Ubered home, and my wife's like, where's your car? I'm like, can't give me a ride back to Red-Dragon.

I was gonna buy a new one, I have kind of put that money. Oh wait, no, no I don't. Holy shit, I need to get back on TV. Yeah, no, I had to get it right home. I couldn't, I was no contingent to drive home. Wow, this isn't concerning for a man. No, I won't do it every day. It's like, okay. All right. Whatever. Whatever. You know, there's a, you know, there's that line

that they say some people have, you know, or like step over that line, you know, you're not to cute, you know, 40 something anymore. Now you're in there. 50s, you're supposed to be, you know, a little bit more sophisticated. Right. When's he going to stop? You know a little bit more sophisticated. Right. When's he gonna stop? Yeah, I was celebrating Frank V. It was a day of celebration. You know, I had a couple drinks.

So a couple, so many that you couldn't drive home. Okay, maybe more than a couple. Sure. Yeah. Nothing wrong, are that right? Dude, I had like 14 bud lights yesterday. I'm fucking chill. Wow, okay. Yeah. Oh, you hung over? Oh,, I'm fucking shit. Wow, okay.

Yeah. Oh, you hung over? Oh, I'm so hung over. Oh, no. No, it's gonna be all right though. You're all right? It's a familiar territory. Oh, yeah.

I haven't been this way in a long time, but like, I get operate through this. He's another one out there, Rubin Elbows with the youngsters and shit at Post Malone concerts. Yeah. Which is Post Malone concert. Yeah.

Who's fucking awesome? I know the name, but is Post Malone a celebrity nickname for like, is it like Ziggy Stardust was born? No, no, that's the name he goes by post Malone. His real name is Austin Malone, but he goes by Post Malone. And this is, I would imagine a rap star.

That's simplifying a little bit. Simplifying a little bit. That genre would be enough close enough, I think, for it. Yeah. You went to the concert and had too many Bud lights. Is that because Post Malone was like the open tab or? Oh, were you drinking on Post Malone's time? We played beer pong before if we went on and he's really good at it.

So yes. So yes. Yeah. Yeah. I got to get in touch with, uh, show me your handlers and be be like hey, he's got a big important podcast tomorrow Strictly limit him to seven Bud lights. I cut it in half cut it in half throw any is a serious alcohol problem to Don't listen to these guys. That's pretty cool. That was pretty cool. Yeah, it was you know, it was fun It was good night. I had a good night. I felt young

Minkly beer pond with an extra from the walking dead. What do you say to that? Yeah zombie number four from season two? Nice you felt young in the moment though, but I don't know if you're feeling as young as My body won't stop sweating like it's just pouring like whatever's inside of me out. Wow. It's not great. I mean, nipples are wet. It's just going to be. Oh.

It's like a greasy shame. But there was something to like, like, not, I got caught up. I got caught up in the youthful. Yeah, you got exuberance. Yeah, I did. Is there more than just Budweiser there? Is there otherful Yeah, you got exuberance. Yeah, I did. Are there is there more than just Budweiser there's or other things like you know going on and off to the I gotta tell you seen at a peripheral vision you see in like you know other

tricks and treats I got you but be cute. He's got to keep post what are you doing over there? I'll take some of that. It was a very different screen room. It was a very different screen room when I did the Manus' when I was a little bit more. Oh really, so it was a little bit more of what it should be. But like in a good way,

like it's not going to be any fucking horrible stories coming out or anything like that. It's just like a really fucking good time. It was nice, it was nice, but I'm very hungry. Yeah, the Green Room at Madison Square Garden was really was like the anti-Green Room kind of. It was like me, Mary Beth, you, and then people coming in and out. But it's like, it's driving me crazy. Yeah, I feel like everybody get out of here. Why wasn't I in the Green Room? I know there must have been a reason. I just don't remember why. Tricks and treats probably. You don't want to see that? Yeah, I was like, I don't remember. Yeah, I'm glad I wasn't though because, you know, it was nothing. It was no

trick. It was more stress for you, you know, to have another. Oh, yeah, it was, it was, it was, it was, I saw how green room should be done, you know. Remember that day, distinctively, not because of the cursing, not because of the the cursing but because I got some Boston market on the way up and I paid for it later Oh, yeah, the concert. I never left my seat or a concert ever nipple started sweating Monster many other things. Oh sweating. Oh Like I was like, please God, please I was like, please God, please. Maybe that's what a fact-train ride home. Maybe that affected your mood that night.

That's why you walked away being like, these guys are filthy, filthy palmons. Oh, well, that and the fact you promised that it was gonna be clean and then you immediately broke that promise. That's right. Wow, then you almost shakere pants. Anyway.

Halloween, Brian. Halloween, yeah. Normally, I looked it up today. Normally, I have the 10 most offensive Halloween costumes. I looked at the list and I was like, this is a tradition I'm just gonna break because it's the same goddamn list every single year. Nothing new has cracked the top 10. Literally mirrored last years,

because I went and looked at last years mirrored last years List and then there's there's some list. It's like the 77 offensive costumes that you don't want to wear like 77 Like how could that be but usually I go to a good house keeping and They have the top 10 and it's always the same thing. Right. Don't like, don't be the guy that is a terrorist, which I don't understand. Like, why could, like, the picture was a salamon line with a US missile through his head. Yeah.

Oh, it's funny. Why can't you do that? It's right. Yeah. Everybody loves that kind of stuff. What the fuck? So these slappers are true. Like, what's in it?

You just crank up. Oh, well done. Well done. I still think you would still be like, holy shit. I can't believe somebody wore that costume. Even you would. Yeah, I would applaud it, but I would be like, wow, in today's day and age, I-

In initial response would not be applause. It would be like, I can't fucking believe somebody wore that costume. Yeah, good. Yeah. And then I had a marition. Yeah, and then like, what a fucking... Like, I should have done that. I was an then admiration. Yeah, and then like what a fucking like I should have done that

I wasn't neutered. Yeah, fucking stupid dumb Steve David. I can't say god damn thing anymore So you don't have anything. Well, I thought you want to talk. I thought you were gonna bring up some Troy Aikman. Oh, you want to do that here? Yeah That's what you said. That's why I shut it down. Oh, no, no, no. I was I had I just had it on my list for whenever for whatever we talk. But I was like I was again, old school Troy Ackman, like a real man, right? Oh, fuck yeah football player. He's retired. Now he does color commentary. Commentating. Yeah. Former Dallas cowboy. And I don't have the exact quote in front of me. I'm not going to pull it up.

But basically it was like a play had happened and then he was like, okay, good. Now we can take the dresses off and play real football or something like that, right? No, a play had happened in the referees called roughing on the roughing penalty. And he, after looking at the replay, was like, you know, this is ridiculous. Like we got to take the, we got to start stop taking the dresses off the players back there. Right. Okay. In that was enough to like have the, like Frankenstein's monster was like, you know, breed the cyber leaf because the mom's chasing him started going to Detroit because that apparently was too much to bear. Too much. But isn't that like,

isn't that like, like the hallmark of sports is to feminize your opponents and feminize? It used to be. Not anymore. No, I have to admit though, that that has been taken out of the lexicon of sports. You can't say that your team, your opposing team wears dresses. You can't fight in hockey anymore. You can't fight in hockey.

No, well that because of the fucking brutal CTE. Yeah, that's not my problem. That's the only one I want to pay for. For the rest of time because they had to like, well, put your money where your mouth is, you know, like you have to eliminate fighting though. And they did because they were just tired of paying out to all these players that were inevitably were going to sue them. But yeah, I felt bad for Portroy because in that moment, I think he said something that he probably would not have said if he had, if he had to rethink it though, because I'm

sure he didn't mean it in a derogatory way. Well, he just said something in an old school way. Right, right. Right. Which would be derogatory. Did he lose his job or anything? Or he just had to deal with some posture. No, he just had to deal with some, you know.

Yeah, I said both sides of that, the finger wagging. A lot of finger wagging in today's world. I see both sides of it too, but I felt bad for the poor guy because it's in the heat of the moment you just forget sometimes. Did he just apologize? Is like sorry? I'm sure he did. I'm sure he had to. I'm sure you know, I mean That probably made everybody calm down. Oh, yeah, I probably wanted to stream But why can't you see that why can't you say like the now we can take the dresses off

Nobody is that I was actually wearing dresses everybody knows that right? Because also someone in a dress isn't supposed to be pummeled isn't supposed to be like like a quarterback in the in the in the grasp of a fucking 300 pound linebacker. Tell my wife that. Hey. So it kind of like, is an oxymoron? Is that the way you say it? Wow. It's good. It's good, yeah. Because it is like, you know, putting somebody in a dress,

no matter who it is, no matter what, whatever you want to, whoever's in that dress, they should and receive different treatment than a quarterback, you know, trying to get tackled by a linebacker. Right. And I think that's all. So you're saying if you see somebody in a dress regardless of their gender, sex orientation,

do not tackle them. Well, no, they should be treated like somebody in a dress should be treated. We're delicate. Delegates, yes. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, delicate delicacy. Yes. Oh, oh The makemen I'm taking a grave. Yeah We cut this out. Okay, not delicacy. They should be treated with equality I'm the big word equity

I don't even know what a fucking means but that's what I want I'll fight for it. Well, I'll point for it. There you go. As a guy who has made the wear dress on comic book men, I'll agree. I'll have to agree with you, so I'm right. I'm a portrait. I did feel bad for him.

And I thought, you know, it'd be nice for him to know that there were some old school guys who were not so upset by that comment. Right. I think a lot of people probably were not upset by a small minority, vocal minority. What would we do that today if let's take common folkmen, we're still on the air, we're like, hey, let's have the fantastic four wedding.

I still think you can do it. Still can do it. I think you can do it. It's just still tried and true comedic routine of a dude in a dress. Cross dress. Uncle Milty, Flip Wilson, Ming Chen. Titans of comedy. You skipped something like it hot.

I think you were straight to me. Oh yeah, what are the guys? Which they're making into a Broadway show? Something like it hot. Oh yeah. It's still, it's still, it's still a rival. It still puts fancies. It's got to handle it maybe a little bit more dikely.

Yeah. All right, so I guess we're ready to get into Halloween well should we introduce our very special guy we have another person at the table we have to introduce before we get into it there's a new guy we've been introduced so this is we introduce more new people than fucking stranger things I've been watching stranger things season four every time I turn around there's a fucking new person not too confusing for you know it's not too confusing it's too annoying it is a lot of people. I have two more episodes to go

that we can really talk about it on the show. But holy shit. I'm glad you're almost up to date. I know you watch, straight away. Sure, yep. It was one of the greatest, I don't wanna say achievements, but I was so pleased that in this episode tonight, we're combining Abin and Castello meet Frankenstein.

What I consider the greatest monster movie ever made, we're combining possibly all the 80 slasher monsters that you love to depend it upon how you perform in the game tonight. And I was able to sprinkle in a little stranger things too. Oh, that's nice. So yeah. So this is exciting and I can't wait to see it. But it couldn't have been done about the gentleman we're about to introduce and you site we introduced a whole bunch of people.

I mean, I think it's Jimmy the hair guy. Just Jimmy the hair guy. Nobody else for five years. That's too many. I don't like it. Really got to go. All right. We'll not Will Smith.

No. Bill Rogers. Bill. Another famous name though. I knew you always have a famous another, and he was a cowboy, right? Yeah, Will Rogers was the cowboy comedian from like a hundred years ago.

He did Lasso tricks. So you get that in school? It depends. With people who are old enough to know that I get Will Rogers. With anybody younger, I get Mr. Rogers. Those are the two. Well Rogers was like if you remember back in the day they would at the beginning of a movie

they would come by there would be like a little commercial for the Will Rogers fund. I'm not sure where the money went. Yeah, yeah, and then they would come by and collect change and shoot like that. I would usually put popcorn. Here you go. Tell me this. So generous. What a guy. Now Will has got a podcasting voice, doesn't he? He does. Thank you very much.

I've been podcasting for about a decade now. It's slightly less time than you guys. Really? Yeah. And I know you have a lot of awards. No, you said that on the show. I do you have a lot of awards. No, you said that. I do not have a single award. He said that. He said that.

He was talking about the Halloween show and he was like a sky. I've got he's a professional. He's got the skills. He's got awards. And I thought it was a barna move here. Yeah, I've been listening to the show long enough that I was like, oh, he Walt is playing the long game already because I'm going come in and everything's gonna get flipped upside down and like, no, we're here to mess with you.

I thought you had awards. Well, I came in because I was recording stuff with them and I said to Walt, I was like, now I heard what you did. I don't have any awards. I thought you said you have awards. Oh, so I never, I never said that. I said, get out. Get out.

I never sold myself that way to you, no. But I've been a writer, I've been writing for a good long time. I've got myself that way to you now, but I've been I've been I'm a writer I've been writing for a good long time. I've got a number of shows out there But but you told me you had podcasts that were playing in theaters though. Yeah, that's also kind of true How do we get a theater? I'm saying like you you've had a podcast play in a motion picture theater I have it. Are people have gone to sit and listen to a podcast in a theater? Yes Not many people could say that. Wait, live? Or yeah, yeah. I was one of the first podcasts to debut at the Tribeca Film Festival. Yeah. We did, so I do both, you know, like chat shows,

like comedy-shed shows, like this is like a morning talk show. But I do like a show with my sister, called Guide to the Unknown, it's all about monsters and stuff. And then I'm a writer, so I write fiction shows. And so I don't want to just be a name job, have you of what my shows are? That's not what the point. Yeah, do it. So my first show was called Blackwood. Actually, I referenced you guys in it. One of the main villains named Walter and one of the main characters is named Brian. It's kind of both of us. Yeah, exactly. But so that first show did pretty well and I was immediately working on another audio

drama called Earthbreak with Jenny Slate, who was a comedian. She was on Parks Island. Oh, yeah, she's really funny. She's great. It's a one-woman show. She's amazing. But like, the big thing there was I had this idea. I was like, why don't I love storytelling.

I love movies. I love storytelling, I love movies, I love fiction. And obviously we can all stand in a room together and record an audio drama and I can just do sound effects after the fact. I mean, we had a big major studio, but why couldn't we, I mean, why couldn't we like go on location and record a podcast like a movie

and get the live sound the way that you might do with a film. So we rented a place about an hour north of LA and Jenny Slade is running up and down these dirt roads with like a crowbar and a backpack. It's a post-apocalyptic story. At one point she's, you know, digging a grave. She's really digging in the ground a little bit. She runs away from an alien slams a door.'s my rental car anyway it was it was super fun and it got us in the tri-buck-of-home festival so we had a podcast and to nearer was in the theater watching of course yeah of course of course no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Okay, if you say something, wondering when the visuals are gonna start. Well, that was the crazy thing. There are not to get to in the weeds.

There were visuals. I had to shoot a whole thing. Oh, okay. Cause it's on a screen. Right. It's unusual. So you have to have some sort of a video component, but it had to be sort of translike

and something that wouldn't take away from the audio. Right. Because the audio was the big selling factor, because it was, you know, so sort of gritty and real sounding. But, yeah, it was a weird experience. And you came in here one day, and you pitched the idea of doing an audio drama. Drama, I don't know what you called it.

I know, it's gone by like a million different names. Like the industry podcasting itself is still sort of like, you can sort of just do as you please, but more and more, you know, traditional historical film studios are getting into the game. So audio drama, audio fiction, there's a lot of what it goes under. But so I love to tell them Steve Dave, I've been listening since the beginning,

since before the beginning, when you would do a podcast with Kevin Smith, and I, you know, I listened to Fistful of Dollars, right? The Sunday Jeff audio drama that you did. Well, Dackelin did, Dackelin served where you're serving tonight. Yeah, and I always felt like, it's like a throw in there. I don't know, I just always felt like

there's so much fun stuff you guys created. Like I always think about the dangling saint. I think the Christmas horror characters that you made. I think that was one of the original things that I had pitched. The day I say it was yours, right? No, that was yours. That was yours. Well, it was mine.

Yeah, I had the Laos. Oh, that's right. He dripped shit on. He dripped shit. Yeah. On everybody's presence. Yeah, that was a good one. That was great. If you like Christmas too much, the dangling saint will show.

That'll drips shit all over your Christmas decoration. Was that it? That was what he did. Yeah, I can't believe I didn't catch on. Well, that's what I'm saying. I've been trying to pitch this thing for years. So, I... Yes, Will came in and've been trying to pitch this thing for years. So I... Yes, well came in and he's talking about pitching this idea for Christmas.

And I was like, well, you know what? I need something before Christmas. I have about something for Halloween. And we're just sitting there, bantering around ideas. And I looked up at the picture behind you, Q, on the wall. And it was the picture of Abed Castello, meet Frankenstein, which of course is Dracula and the Wolfman. And you love that photo. I tried to buy that from you with the stash, and you would not sell it to me, remember?

I don't remember even trying to buy it, really. Yeah, I was like, oh, I think I go, I go, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, monster bill. Yeah. I don't know whatever had the monster bill. I'd love to have him come back on. If somebody out there knows where monster bill is, I really want to talk to that guy. You'll know him by his charisma. So tonight, you, I am ready to begin what we're going to do tonight to tell you, I mean, it's a mix of a radio play and a game and it's going to combine, tell him Steve Dave meets the monsters. Real quick around the table, Adam, Abin and Kastalmi, Frank, and Stein.

Yes, never saw it. What the fuck? Get out. If I had known, I wouldn't even ask you to stand. Really? I never saw it. How could you not be prompted by all that we've, the beloved we've given that movie

to ever sit down and watch? What have you been doing? Drinking. Is there any weirdie covered it? So you have no idea what it's about? I mean, from other than what you've told me? No. So Count Dracula is tired of walking around

with this fucking weakened like man-brewed. Okay. Which is the longest time monster. He's tired of that brain that's in that shell. And he wants to take Abidot Castello's brain and put it in the monster's body. And that's the whole premise of the movie. Okay. But for our radio play, Dracula has come on. He has found out about the greatest pliable mind ever. 148 IQ. Right. And he wants it. Okay. Yes. Okay. Done. And Brian, what about you? I mean, I know how many times have you seen this movie? A lot. A lot. It still holds up. I watched it not too long ago and it's you should watch it, man. You should show it to your kids. Hold some fun, what did you say?

It's just the warm fuzzy blanket, man. That's all I see. Yeah. Okay. When I watch it, I'm just like, it just can't, I don't laugh at it. I can't laugh at it. Okay. But it definitely makes me smile every time. There's something about it that is so comforting, that is so appealing. It's just the perfect amount of time too. You know, they weren't trying to pad it. Like what we're doing right here right now.

Right. Will, tell us more about yourself. All right, I got it. I was born in the woods. And Q, I know you love the movie. Yeah, I love it. I remember seeing it on Sunday mornings at 11. that used to have a block on WPX From 1130 a.m. to 1 p.m. They would show avanica Stella movies. Yeah, most of the time it was those shitty army movies

Yeah, they're always in the army interest system Yeah, my mother was the one who got me into avanica Stella. I always got a banker for that. She loved them So I saw like all their movies very early in life because my mother just thought they were the funniest fucking thing. Yeah, that's the one thing that they were smart enough to eliminate in the Frankenstein movie was like no Andrew sisters, no fucking singing. Well, that was before they were mega pop, mega popular. Like that was they didn't have faith in having a cello. So they're like, we know what they need, the fucking Andrew sisters. Okay, I think the Andrew sisters were the star of the first movie. Can you imagine it?

You know? Yeah. So Will, what do we gotta do first? Yeah, first let's play the intro here where everything goes down and sets up the rest of the adventure. Okay. This is the longest clip.

This is the longest clip. Yeah, this is this sets the ground work and everything, yeah, and then we're off. So it's a four minute clip. So this is to immer. Yeah, this is this sets the ground work and everything. Yeah, then we're off. So it's a four minute clip. So this is to immerse you, get you all immersed into the world that we're about to visit. Also, you, I thought it was nice too, that we're playing upon your connections to the night fare as well.

Oh, oh, thank you. Yeah, I wasn't sure. Have you been keeping up with your colleagues? I do have something. I do finally have the nail. Remember, I told you the... You brought the juice. I don't have. Have you been keeping up with your colleagues? I do have something. I do finally have the nail. Remember I told you the... You brought that juice... I don't have a white snail? No, no, the cereal killer, the size here. The old train tube. I finally got it. It's in my possession.

Why did I assume that it was a nail that was from the crucifixion? It was a pretty famous nail. I don't blame it. It's a stigma. They, it's all men. They go for a little bit more money than they do. Yeah, a little bit more. These only have four of them. We're three of them. Let's check it out.

On a dark and stormy night, Gidham Steve Dave and Sunday Jeff work late at the Tellham Steve Dave town general store waiting on a delivery. Hey, uh, anyone here? I've got a delivery for, uh, BQ to enormous crates that didn't fit in the elevator. Get a man to the bell. Come in! Answer that phone. Answer the bell. What's G1 to answer? The phone into the bell. What's do you want me to answer the phone of the bell? Both of them. Both of them. Both of them. TST town. Hold please. How you stankin? You got

a delivery for me? Yeah I don't know. It looks like a couple of coffins to me. Sign here. It looks like a couple of coffins to me. Sign here. Right, have a good day. Mm-hmm coffins. Get them, phone. Thanks for holding. Do not open those creaks. Hello?

Hello? Boy, you're all for silly to call me. Just have your dog talk to me! Behind Gidom the lid slowly opens, as Count Dracula rises from the crate. Ah, 148. I've heard tell that you possess a mind more pliable than any other. I have need for such a brain. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t- Look, I'm just here to help with my friend Wall out because he was expecting a large delivery. And he's on another vacation with Frank V. I mean, vacation doesn't make for those two at this point. Pfft. Everyone's on permanent friggin holiday around here.

Enough. Seeshow Moronic Prattling, Rise Creature, and Secure the Genius, and the Dunts. The Frankenstein Monster grotesquely rises to its feet. Yershmastor. He called you a dunce. He must have heard your Sunday funnies. Laff it up, num nuts.

It won't be so funny when they crack open that watermelon of yours and take out your brain and put it in that thing. The monster easily subdues, get him and Jeff. Good. We will take them back to my lab. It's almost sunrise, and I must retreat to my coffin. But come nightfall, I will remove this portly grotesque creatures beautifully and hands-brain and place it into your cranium.

Then you will become the perfect specimen. Yes, Master. Superhuman brute strength combined with the staggering IQ of 148. Together, you and I shall take our rightful place as rulers of this planet, and no one can stop us! Who can stop Count Dracula's diabolical plan. Will Giddems' beautiful brain be housed eternally in the cranium of a hideous monster? Why? Didn't we realize Sunday Jeff would sound way too similar to Dracula? These answers and more. On the 2022 Tellum, Steve Dave Halloween spooktacular! T-E-S-D meets Brink and Stein.

Starring Brian Johnson. Brian Quinn. Walt Flanagan. Sunday Jeff and Gidham Steve Dave. I'm your humble narrator, Will Rogers. I'm also your not-so-humble writer and editor. Follow at the Myth Traveler on all social media. Boys and ghouls be sure to check the show notes for a full list of credits as well as

additional visual materials. Now, take it away, Walt. Wow. It's too professional. Yes, it's too good. It's amazing. Unfortunately, we didn't know you'd be sitting in, man. It's okay. You're not going to get a credit. Sorry. We're going to say it now. Oh, that's right. And Ming Chen. Thank you. Thank you, Will Rogers So you're gonna go on a sort of horror adventure a quest Get them in Sunday have been taken Capture by Count Dracula and Frankenstein to monster

They don't have long before Dracula rises from his coffin again and perform surgery on get him to place his brain in the monster's body It's the exact plot to have an a Gassalmi Frankenstein with a twist. This game unites two errors of monsters in all out war. If you're skilled enough, you bribe and get them. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey. You might be able to summon some of your favorite 80 slasher to fight back against a classic Universal Monsters. Your skills

and a variety of games will determine how well get them in Sunday, protect themselves, play it just right and who knows. Maybe they'll get away with all their body parts intact. Wow, stakes are high. But what did you think? We're off to a good start. Oh my god, it's amazing. Totally like enraptured. I was really really like it just sounded like I was listening to Audio book. Yeah, an audio back in 1940s. There's no TV. It was great The use of the music the better the music was great the tell emore we got the music well founded It was there was a guy on YouTube who completely rebuilt all of the score from Abin and Frank who completely rebuilt all of the score from Abed in Frank,

yeah, I still haven't been pretty much that. Which is like incredible. And I reached out to him to ask if it would be okay if we used it because, and I say it in there too, like check out the credits because I had to use a lot of audio out there that people have built with proper rights and everything.

But like, the guy was amazing. Gatano Malaponte, the whole score, the entire thing. You just listen on YouTube. Oh yeah, it's amazing. But yeah. If you're a fan of this movie, I'm sure you, if you were listening, you would pick up on it like, holy shit, we got the real music.

Yeah, it was like, it's so cool. Yeah, and it's also nonsense of this, but I recorded that when I probably could have been more consider the writer. Like I wrote a lot of this and then Walt, like redid a million of the lines to work in more references and stuff like that. Like for me, just like creatively, this has been like so much fun to work with Walt on this thing.

So you couldn't do a quick edit and it's Walt, Walt's thing to the writer. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no You have the time for that? No, it is. It's my guy. I was playing time in the Hawk all morning. I had enough time for that part. It hasn't been released yet. You can probably still. Nah, I'm busy.

Yeah. I'm afraid that's just impossible. They always give credit to the original Raider anyway. It's very difficult. It was in WGA arbitration. And at the side of the mission, you can get full credit. Story by Walflank.

There you go. Yeah. So let's check out Get Him and Sunday at the dungeon. There you go. Yeah, so let's check out get him in Sunday. Oh, dang it How I hurt my widow head Come on get him we have to find a way out of here. We don't have long once the sun sets track those can steal my brain. Get a hold of yourself Oh, thanks Jeff. What's that sound? What are those papers? It's an envelope that came into crates. Let me take a look Those papers are in my hand. Oh

Don't you want to live in a world where it's okay for two friends to smack each other in the face? Like don't you want to live in a world where like Sunday comes over and and get him gets a little too excited And he has to calm him down by slapping him in a face. I don't know because eventually in that world you're getting slapped. You know what I mean? I don't want that. I forget too excited. Especially knowing that there's a chance I get slapped. Yeah, I'll bring my excitement level way down knowing it's a chance at any moment I get slapped right. They almost always thank them too.

Thank you for bringing me back to my senses. So, like, what piece of paper do you have, Brian? I have the Wolfman's curse. What, Peter? Oh, sure. Uh, like and throwby, werewolfism. A disease of the mind in which human beings imagine they are wolfmen. According to an old legend which persists in certain localities,

the victims actually assume the physical characteristics of the animal. And then we have Dracula's legend. I have Dracula's legend in front of me, and it reads, Count Dracula sleeps in this coffin but rises every night at sunset. Dracula can change himself at will into a vampire bat, flying about the countryside. He keeps himself alive by drinking the blood of his victims. Count Dracula must return to his coffin before sunrise where he lies helpless during the day. And finally the Frankenstein Monster. Frankenstein's monster, a scientist named Frankenstein made a

monster by sewing together parts of old dead bodies. He gave the monster eternal life by shooting it full of electricity. Some people claim it is not dead even now, just dormant. So these are the three that you're up against, and the games are about to begin. Dracula, Frecocides monster in the Wolfman, the monster trifecta. That's a stance between us and escape. What are we gonna do? Suddenly, Dracula's disembodied voice echoes throughout the dungeon. When Night Falls once more went for it, your intellect will be mine. Mr. Sunday, I understand you to be your great collector of artifacts. Perhaps my collection rivals it own. I wish to keep you as the crown jewel amongst my other trinkets.

The man who has everything is all mine. We don't have long. It's so dark in here. We need light. Gidom Zippo illuminates the dungeon, revealing that Gidom and Sunday are not Dracula's only captives. Whoa, talk about collection. Do you see this stuff Gidem? These are better scolpsed inside show toys. They look almost real. I think they are real Jeff. Holy shit this could be just what we need to fight back. But wait, how do we open these locks? I don't wanna do the games. I just wanna listen to this.

Yeah, yeah, so good. So before we get into what the goal is. I just kinda get a clarification, because it sounded like what Dracula is saying, is he's gonna make Sunday Jeff his bride, one of his brides. Because that's what's going on. Sounds like it.

Well, he's definitely gonna fuck Sunday, Jeff, if he doesn't, if we don't save him, right? I mean, if that adds a little bit more prerogative to you, you're just gonna do that. That's what you need. He'll live it more incentive. But no, I think what Dracula has in his dungeon is he's collected a whole bunch of other monsters.

And they're in stasis tubes. And if you can help Sunday and get them open these tubes, you can use these monsters as a diversion and get away and Sunday and get them can escape and get them won't have his brain, you know, surgically removed from his body. But real quick, I was really shocked to how closely Sunday and Dracula sent it together. In the moment when we were doing them that day, I was like, he sounds just like, he's a genius.

I was like, he sounds just like Bela Logosi. No one will ever think that Sunday talking right on top of Sunday, when they have to talk to each other, but it just sounded like Sunday doing a bad. No, I think you're being too harsh. Okay, you're definitely people will realize. Oh, yeah. I actually think he's doing a good job as Dracula.

I think he did a great job. What was he here as other characters? Oh, there's more. I can't wait. There's more. There's moments in here where I thought I was going to have to prod them and be like, no, come on guys, I need more. And they were just like, no, we're doing it again.

We're doing it again. They would take three, four, ten takes before getting it right. You care? Yes. The attention to detail and the affection for the, because Sunday loves this movie too. And it was a dream come true, he said, to play Bella Gosi. He was great.

He really was great. Wasn't he? He is talented in the voice department. All right, so we've got this image here in front of you. You've got three different figures in these stasis tubes labeled Michael, Fred and Jason. These are the three stasis tubes that you have an opportunity to open up and unlock the creature inside. And will they help you fight back against Dracula? Maybe, but it depends on how well you do in three games. So game one, we're going with Michael, right? And it's a 80s slasher trivia.

Now are we all on the same team? Yeah, you're basically like this is a mix between, I don't know, like maybe a Dungeons and Dragons, I've never really played it necessarily. But yeah, you guys are very much collectively. You're a team playing on behalf of Sunday and get it. Okay, great. Yeah, you guys are working together. Yeah. You have to get every question right though, Q to win. Just me or as team effort?

The team effort, but the whole team. If you look at the question right, you do not unlock, or maybe you do unlock one of the stasis tubes. There's a lot of pressure. I know. I feel like we have 80 slash or though. We should. I hope so. Yeah, I would think so between because you love that shit too, right? I do, but not like all of it.

All right, question one. How many movies are there in the Halloween franchise? Now I need a clarification from Will. Yes, now this is correct. This is this number that I've got in the old years. Oh, counting the current one. Yes. Well, the brand new iterations. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You've counted it. If it's, I've counted it person.

I've run a tri-bueonal panel. We've got the number, yes. Including Halloween ends, which for us technically comes out tomorrow at the court. It's very, okay. Yeah, but it's been made. So it's it's it's can and correct. So end the two. And the Rob's happy ones. Okay. Yes. So that would be five right there. It's five right there. And then how many how many regular movies was there? Is your favorite 80 slash or ming Michael now not wearing an umstree. I personally would guess six. That's a guess. Well, could we try and run

through it? Halloween Halloween two Halloween three return of Michael Myers H two oh there's an H two oh there's a revenge of Michael Myers in there2O. There's an H2O. There's a revenge of Michael Myers in there. So we're five right there. Wait, those are the, okay, so those are the sub titles. So you have. I'm just trying to. Right, right.

So we got Halloween, Halloween two, Halloween three, season to which, Halloween four. Return to Michael Myers. Return to Michael Myers, Halloween five. Revenge of Michael Myers. And then is there a six? There's an H2O H2, H2. It's two.

Well, remember guys, Dracula could be fitting Sunday, Jeff, with a frilly gown if you get this wrong. I hear you, but I don't want to get that wrong and then Michael Myers comes out after me. And he's not even going to bite his neck before he fucks up. Oh, shit. Well, he's cognizant of what's going on. I'm trying. He's going to drive.

It's also question one. I mean, if you mess up, maybe every question is a little tight. So if you get the first question, you're like, it's over. No. So that's six we just did. Six plus the five. What I gotta assume we forgot one. So that would be 11.

So you think 12. All right, even dozen. Are you drunk, thing? No. No. Can you think 12? Even dozen. Are you drunk, me? No. Can you get drunk? All of your head closing your eyes, like trying to do those photos on Instagram. Which one? Which one was pinker by the moment? I have not drank anything today, which is the one with a buster rhymes.

Trick or treat, motherfucker. Right. That's That is not H2O right? That's what I said. I think that's a one past H2O So I think the answer would be 312 12 12 That's counting Halloween ends. Yeah, three Halloween three on that and the two Okay, two zombies and then seven three 12 Do you want to let go all through all the questions and then get that let's lock it? Oh sure. Yeah, we can do that. Yeah, that's what's locked in their answers. All right. It's 12. Okay, 12. Okay, second question What iconic mask does Michael Myers wear? Who is it based upon?

Well, you got that. I didn't even confer with his team. No need to we don't need to you're good. We trust him. Yeah, well you guys We all know that yeah, how many separate timelines are there in the movies? This is a difficult one. This is rough Because They keep rebooting it and changing the rules. This one ignores everything after part one. Yeah, that's the thing. Well, because she cuts his head off at the end of one and then he's just back in the next one. Is this one of your favorite fan tries as cute? I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it. But it's not your favorite though. I liked, I did did like Nightmare N' Elstreat more and I really liked something about the schlockiness

of Jason. I always fucking loved it. And this isn't schlocky? Uh, no. This would be less schlocky than Friday 13th. Because the first, like Friday 13th was always in that, I guess, after the first one was always kind of, I don't know. They just, they feel like the same character to me.

No. Jason is a supernatural zombie after a certain point You know what I mean? And it's like he hit the rotting and magnets. No You went to know these common man would think that yeah There's something about the original Halloween where it's almost like it's like a work of art And then they get rough from there and that's kind of weird Friday the 13th just fun to me. Yeah, I don't I don't expect as much from Friday's or T. and I get it. Exactly. At a certain point Halloween just feels a little sanctum. Did they stop taking the TNA out of these movies?

I certainly hope not the last Friday 13th there was there was a little TNA but that was fucking 10 years ago at this point. Happy to hear that they haven't been sanitized so much. I think the last Halloween though like there haven't been in a David Gordon green or whatever his name is. Yeah. No, no nudity, right? But there was in the wasn't Rob zombies, though. Yeah, I don't know about the second one, because I can't recall, but the first one definitely about your favorite franchises. Yeah, I like Halloween a lot more than Freddie, more than leather, more than I mean, if I'm going. I don't know if I'm going by the number of films

I actually like I guess it would be Halloween. Whereas like Friday 13th I like the first to a lot and then the third one I like it more from in the nostalgic kind of point of you like from the time I want to see you guys need some help with this question. Yeah, why don't we we can be in dungeons and dragons you have a dungeon master who guides you get some clues. Well, I think that there were two two store two timelines in the main one in the series before he rebooted it, right? Right. And then there's a reboot, which is the third timeline, and then Halloween ends, time lines four. Right.

I don't know what sort of questions we could ask. I believe you're correct. So you're gonna go in a number? No, I don't know what we could ask the dungeon masters to help you. I think anything other than how many timelines are there. So, right.

Right. But that's anything in genius that you could think of to get where you need to go. You could ask me to. I'll give you a hint. I'll give you a hint. I'm counting Halloween three season of the witch as its own time. Okay, because you saw her on the television, the commercial fair Halloween. Yeah, all right. So then that puts us at five. Okay. All right. Very well. All right. Locked in at five. Okay. I wasn't sure I was going to lock him, but the fact that he accepted it.

That we got it. That's pretty good. But that's why I think that's why we're at anyway. Five. What is young Michael Myers dressed as when he kills his first victim? Clown, right? Yeah. Clown.

Clown. Clown. Locked in. Ming, you agree? I concur. Yes. What is the top grossing film in the franchise? and then, Ming, you agree? I concur, yes. What is the top grossing film in the franchise? Believe it was the first one, right?

I don't know, you don't think this last one made a ton of money. The Halloween kill, was Halloween killed. The first Halloween in the Halloween kill was just called Halloween. Is it Halloween just, are we talking about adjusted for dollars, for dollars in for modern boxes? Or it doesn't matter? There's a few came up with these answers. Okay. Throw me under the bus.

I don't remember. He's the writer. I don't remember what I did. I'm thinking you just go write pure numbers. For your numbers, yeah. For your numbers, yeah. I mean, then the first Halloween movie that has, I mean, the new Halloween movie. The first of the rebooted Halloween.

It has to have it because it's in modern dollars It's a modern money than you and it made it I mean it was such a big hit so that that's what I guess a big but I don't know what you guys think I think we're going inflation. It's the actual very first one if we're not adjusting for inflation I think you're probably yeah, yeah, cuz the second one got released on peacock too, and the first one didn't So I'm gonna say I'm gonna say the new Halloween. If you're gonna see that, we're gonna see that. Yes, yes. It's team effort.

So, unless you get it wrong then, you're just so pickled. All you're doing is agreeing whatever they say. I'm not picking with it. That's in that secret, I'm just kidding. You need a ride home today? No, I'll be fine. I can go ahead. Let's take his keys away.

That's it, you're a cut off. Last question. This one I threw in there, because I thought you guys should know this. If you are really into this franchise, you should know it. What was the original title of Halloween, the working title? Oh, fuck.

Oh, it's in there. Hold on. I didn't think this was going to be. No, this is great. If they get it wrong now, it's not my fault. Yeah. The second I hear it, I was going to be. No, this is great. If they get it wrong now, it's not my fault. The second I hear, I'm going to be like, I'm stupid. It's in there that I won't remember. I have no idea.

No idea. Is it referenced in the movie? Wait, was it the babysitter murders? Was that it? Is it ringing in the movie? Wait, was it the babysitter murders? Was that it? Is that ringing any of your thoughts? Yes, it's something. How can we get close-ish? Let's talk about it.

That's the final question. Yeah, so I think that, do you have anything better than it? I don't have anything with that. That's all I got. I think it's locked in. OK, all right. So we're going to reveal now. Yeah there's a lot to come. Everybody's will reveal it. I got it. I think we got to discuss this first question. Okay, because I was gonna say, we'll go back, we'll go from the from in reverse order. What was the original title of Halloween?

The babysitter murderous. Nice. Nice. Well done, Brian Johnson. Nice. Nice. All right, we did it. Yeah. What is the top-grossing film in the franchise? Halloween 2018. You were right again. Nice work, you. All right. Well, I was team that we all worked through that one.

Well, Ming then do shit. Come on. Yeah. Come on. Come on. What is young Michael Myers-Dressa, is when he kills his first victim? A clown right again.

Right. Separate timelines. How many are there? Five. And there are five. There are five. Yes. What iconic mask does Michael Myers wear? You are right again.

Captain Kirk William Shatner. How many movies are there in the Halloween franchise? You guys said 12 and there are 13 13 Halloween movies you did name them all over the course of thinking really you did end up naming 13 movies But the number you gave was 12 and so yeah Remember that scene and accused well, it's gonna go down now is Dracula. Oh Sunday It's gonna go down now, it's Dracula. Oh no. Goes on Sunday, Joe. Oh no. Oh no.

On a pinball for you. Your next college boy. Well, here's the proving ground, right? Wrong, the game doesn't stop. Here's what happens because you didn't nail it. Oh. Goddamn it, Ken, we fucked up. What kind of fucking idiot doesn't know

how we movie trivia? Shit, it's opening! Do you think Michael Myers is gonna attack us? Because we fucked up the questions? I don't know, but I'm gonna stand behind you. Do I make you honer, baby? Yeah! God, no!

Oh shit, Michael, we fucked up the questions. So instead of Michael Myers from Halloween, we got Mike Myers from Washington Powers. And don't forget, Shrek! Any change you can help us fight Dracula? Shrek, I'm telling, baby! Yes! Alright, let's try the next thesis, too.

And this time, don't fuck it up. Wow, we got Mike Myers' card in front of us. Wow, this is... help us out at all. He has joined your team to fight against Dracula. You could have had the shape of evil. Well, if I won, you ended up with the love guru. And this allows Sunday to now stretch those vocal, you know, talentally has.

He got to do Michael Myers. What do you think of his Michael Myers? I mean, no, that's what I thought it was. I thought it was Dracula again. I thought it was Dracula again. Did you guys really, I mean, at no point ever did I was like, you know, Sunday, if they get it wrong, we're gonna have Dracula rape you.

I never once crossed my mind. And that's so funny, that's the first thing you thought of. Yeah. We just had Adam too. I thought a Dracula's bride. So it was Adam, it was collection. Like the collector in Guardians of the Galaxy. All right. Keep Minimogs of the Galaxy. Yeah, right.

Keep me in a box, pristine, mint condition. All right, game two. You know what though? Even though we got that one wrong, guys, we got a run by one, and I think we did really well in that. Yeah. And we're not paying the consequences. No.

Right. Actually, you guys did really good. I didn't think you guys are going to any of those, right? There was just so many, except maybe the Kirk, the Captain Kirk one, because when you're sitting there in the moment trying to think, it's hard. It's so easy when you got it right in front of you. Sure.

Gee, thanks. I mean, bang, all you're doing is squinting harder and harder and harder. Right, right. You think the harder you squint, the just the way his eyes are. That's just the way his eyes are. That's just the way his eyes are.

That's just the way his eyes are. That's just the way his eyes are. Yeah, I missed you guys too. I missed you guys too. So do we go into other clipper go right into the next game? No, we go right into the next game. That's the result of the game. Right into another game. I had another clip lined up if you had gotten all the questions right. You'll never hear it.

Oh, man. Yeah, that'll be lost media. You paid me for it. Okay, next game dyslexia. Oh no Halloween version. Now you know it's at stake Get every clue right to win and open up the next stasis tube and here is the theme Every one of these movies Is a horror movie. It's a title of a horror movie. So that right there

Eliminates so much of what you got to go. Okay. Yeah, you roll a dex in your brain and Fred is on the line for this one. Yes, okay Okay, but this is your dyslexia. Yeah, you got to get them all right. You ready, Ming? Yeah, I guess vegetable woman I also opposite vegetables a stone I mean meat Well, man man, right man The ups Fuck you Wow, you're struggling with this

Well the opposite of vegetable I You would think so about meat man. It's a name of a horror movie, right? I also threw out there like pretty well known horror. There are a couple that I didn't know I have to say. This is pretty well. This is pretty up there. If you guys are struggling with this, you might as well all get honored.

When you get it and you're making and when you figure out the name, you're gonna be like, oh, I've seen that movie. Yeah. The opposite of a vegetable. A vegetable, like vegetables are good for you. What's not good for you? Oh Candy man candy man, okay, okay, I

Said there I'm like a dog. I'm like my Always I'm overthinking it, but not shallow green Deep blue. No. Deep. Because what's the opposite of green? I know. Deep. So I think a traffic lights, I think deep red, but it's a good to

color. The opposite of green. Oh, well, you're telling me you've never seen the Darry or Argentine movie deep red. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't know that one. Judging everybody else too. Yeah, come on. That's one that I had never seen. Plains haven't heals.

Plains. Plains haven't healed. Heels. Whoa. How you parked up? Plains. They're all boisterous now. Yeah. Heels have entered the game.

Yeah. Oh, Hills have eyes. Hills have eyes. Heaven feather. Hell, razor, hell, razor. All right. Feather, you know, it tickles you, a razor. Slice and dice you, bro.

Oh, oh, Ray, I thought you meant, okay, yes, okay. Razor. It's all, it's phonetics. Oh, sure. Sure. I mean, it's okay. But phonetics. Oh sure. Sure. Okay. But phonetics. Polyester ass. The opposite of polyester would be cotton, cotton, mate.

The opposite bit ass. Is that? Don't be ass or human body ass. I can't give you that. What's up, I'm sort of a duckie. Either one could be the answer. I can't give you that. I told me can I ask the dmf. I can even fucking out. I wish I could tell you, my hands are tied. I'll say body part then.

Okay. Oh, leather face. No, another face. Yeah. Oh, there you go. Nice work, man. The leather face. It comes from face oh there you go all right nice work man yes comes from an animal polyester is man made yes okay leather face all of these are just also potential news park characters the polyester house patient grunt Dr. Gagels yes all right wars wars

All right, wars, wars with a you know Multiple wars, okay plural pieces pieces. Correct last one Breaking it up. It's three words to make one word came. Oh Noor unblemished Oh, noor unblemished. What's the opposite of oh? X. I. All right, let's work with Unblemished. They're scarred. Scar scar I just know there are people listen to me like they're so fucking stupid like somebody got it at a certain point Walt emailed me to ask he was like what was this clue for Noor unblemished

Oh, oh, no or unblemished Obsidian nor is It's okay if you guys don't get it. I mean, it's not like the game won't end. We got it then Fred will come out of the tune Yeah, right. You can't get it. You can't get it though. No, we can get it. Yeah, oh No, I will say one of you I'm running out one of the opposites correct We'll speed this yeah, I'll cut out. Yeah, okay. Don't let this in here. This is fucking watching me.

Scrucchiating. Look, look, this is all Ming Dots. Close his eyes tighter. And he's not even thinking. He's just going like, why the fuck did I say? What's there for this? I just thought, I'm sure I want to get this. We're so close.

Oh, no. What's the opposite? Oh, I don't understand. The opposite of oh, you got already, Brian. the opposite? Oh, I don't understand the opposite of oh you got already bright What are you doing? I don't want them to get it. I What did you say I said X Like hugs and kisses. Oh, okay X

And this is one word or this is three different words. There's three words that make up one word. Okay Okay, X. Oh X or cyst X or cyst. Oh yeah Completely correct. What's the wait? You break that one down to sure. Oh Is the opposite of X sure because if you hug in kisses. Oh and tick talk. I'm not tick talk tick to toe. Yeah because of you hugs and kisses, oh, and tick-tock, I'm not tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, yeah. Nor is the opposite of, or, is it?

I looked it up. Okay. Unblemished is what you would be if you didn't have a cyst. Oh. Oh. Okay. That's where we got it.

That's where we got it. That's where we got it. You dominated that, that, my man That's a great job. We got you dominated that Alright, but it looks like it looks like he might have need help hand going home though He's all I know how strong can she All right, so the next stage is two boopens Oh no Jeff, are we sure he's gonna be on our side? If he ever wants to see the outside of this castle again, he better be. Say we get out though, that one. I just have to worry about that if we make it out of here.

Night and sleep again. You hear us Freddy? If you don't want my foot up your ass, you better help us stop Dracula. After all, we did say even from the stasis chamber. Salivating at the thought of getting revenge on his captain, Freddie Krueger decides to team up. Welcome to my side, bitch. For now, once I tell Dracula, so long, sucker, all bets are off. OK, OK, one stasis to left.

Very great. Freddie Krueger. Freddie, Freddie, Freddie Austin powers. It would have been a shame though. We have to hear. I wanted to hit. I know I juiced it a bit. Let's hear who would have came out of this stasis too.

Let's get it guesses. If you got it wrong, who do you, what Fred was coming out of that stasis to? Fred, I mean, there's Fred Rogers. There's Fred Flintstone. There's, I mean, there's a lot of them. Fred, I'm Becker. Fred Becker?

I'm Becker. That's here who would have been. Well, I fucking hate dyslexia, but even I could have gotten those. You have to think unilaterally, and it was all harm would be clues. Just figure it out. I know, I know. At least we'll get Freddy Krueger. The dream demon.

Maybe he could even come Dracula, since he's still sleeping during the day. Yeah, but do do! Shit, wrong friend. Dracula and Frank can stone trapeze in here. I'll help you chase you away out. Sure thing, Pebble Brain. Don't give up. We still have one more stasis to dope.

It's a Fred Flynn star. Fred Flynn star. All right, all right in an alternate university could But yeah, I thought Sunday's Fred Flintstone was pretty damn good too. This man is a man of so many talents with that voice He's like Mel blank. Yeah, he is the Mel blank of TSD town. Yeah, without a doubt. So we're on to game three, the last stasis tube, and Jason is in there. And the game is what's on the menu, the trick or treat edition.

Got to get him all right, and here's four rounds. So out of these three things, me only one of them have I ever sampled Okay, skim milk Pineapple juice or ecto cooler. You know what ecto cooler is. Yeah, it's like green high C Yep, now you can ask a question to each one you can ask one question Hmm, I know it's probably not skim milk Because I tried to voice 2% on him one time at my house.

No chance. He went to drink and he goes, that's not whole milk. He put it down right away. Okay, no dairy. We can eliminate milk. Yeah. So it's down to Ectocooler or pineapple juice. Pineapple juice.

No, it is said that pineapple juice makes a certain bodily fluid sweeter. That's what I hear. So maybe he wanted to be the have the sweetest in town. So he was guzzling pineapple juice. Probably not, but probably not. I would never have worked anyway. I wonder if when he's working somebody brought in some act of cooler and he's like, let me try this shit.

Yeah, that's scary, right? So yeah, I'll try that. Or he or he as I mean, when did that come out? Oh, 88 or maybe as a kid at sugary. He's a kid releasing it every few years. I mean, they they'll do like revivals. Hmm. That's what I would lean towards. Yeah.

It sounds crazy enough that it might, true. You guys are going with Ectocooler? Yeah. Yeah. All right, locked in. Locked in. I do nothing to lock this. Just reiterate. A dandelion, a honey honey suckle or a spear mint leaf

Fuck down you one of these I've eaten Where would you have eaten a dandelion? Do you even know? Yeah, do you even know what a honey suckle was? I do Okay, so I should yeah, I do know it there they grow on these bushes People would use it pull them and they're a little piece of sap sap would like a drip and kids would just let it drip into their mouths Yeah, I was something you could hold and you could hold it Okay, I could hold it under your chin and if it glows yellow then that means you like honey Man a dandelion a honey suckle or a spearman leaf. I don't see the meeting a day. Oh, no

Yeah, anything to put this on a dandelion. Yeah, right Spearment leaf or honey suckle. I think honey suckles are probably more widely available To us like where's walking a spearman leaf as a kid Assuming you were a kid when he when he ate right I was a child, okay? I'm gonna say honey suckle just because they were so leave as a kid. Assuming you were a kid when he ate it. Right. I was a child. Okay. I'm going to say honey suckle just because they were so popular. Yeah, but he just such a weird. Just said that he made a joke about it.

He led me to believe that honey suckle wasn't there. He think wasn't. That's the misdirection. That's where he was listening for. The misdirection that they came for. Well, you just you didn't misdirect you just flat out said that you ate honey honey circle So it's wouldn't be misdirection would be a flat-out lot right So now the game is all you lying right yeah, definitely So asking you questions is useless because you might lie

And I don't know the as a one-in-three shot on this one You want to go with honey cycle and bet that he was lying. I think I'm that might guess would be Honey cycle just because it's the most common, but there's just no fucking way he ate a Dan line, which is why it's probably the one eight. Like as a kid. Yeah, like maybe he was like three. Yeah, he's a three and a line.

And the other one is mouth. I don't know. I think I but that's why it I like your hat. Whatever you say, Q. What's the final answer? Because we'll ask the lock it in. We'll go with Daniel. I know. If you guys think it's Daniel. Yeah, do. Okay. Dandelion. Locked. Baloney. Pachuto.

Or turkey breast. There's no way he's putt Pachuto. No way. You can't even pronounce it. I know. Baloney. There's no way he's put for shoot-o-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho-sho- Yeah, I would say turkey. I leaned towards turkey. Oh, okay. Turkey. Turkey, brust. It had to be turkey breast.

We know he ate turkey breast. Yes. Does that even count on, like, Thanksgiving? Because these are all lunch meets. But turkey breast is a lunch meat. Yeah, but there's also turkey breast on it. It's like a turkey, yeah. I was thinking lunch meat.

I was thinking to Dali when I came up with these three. Candy lips, gatorade gum or twix Well Candy Lips you're not really eating he may have worn them around just to be a jokester Yeah, no flavor like wax aren't they right. Yeah wax lips I don't really see them anymore wax lips. I haven't like I've seen candy cigarettes and stores, but I don't see Yeah, I've seen those in a while they fall out of oak Twix wax lips twix I don't think I think twix is too well. He does like to look sick. It's like snickers though It was the second one

Gatorade gum Gatorade gum. I don't think you get a great gum. It isn't you gum Do you a gum to yes? Oh, are you on occasion of gum? Gatorade gun was pretty tasty Wasn't I never had it it was pretty yeah last long, but it's No, oh, it's no longer around no the flavor when you I don't I haven't No, the flavor when you I don't I haven't seen Gary go When you started chewing it was so delicious at first and then it like ran out of steam pretty quick Twix bar gatorade gum or what was the other one sorry wax lips wax lips candy lips candy lips candy lips

You don't eat candy lips Like I mean if he's eating dandelions, I guess he's also eating candy lips This is too obvious. I might have to go the gatorade gum. Thanks. So weird. It's such a weird pull It's very specific pull. Yes, very yeah Which lead you to believe you're being misdirected somehow again He's very he's very like married to crunch bars. Yeah, and at one time Snickers. Yeah, like I never saw like when we're doing comic-book men I never saw like hey, can you get me a Twix? No, mm-hmm

So his crunch bars and so you could say you never once did I ask for Gatorade gum or candy lips? That's true You if you ask for twix alternatives, like you said, you saw me eating stickers. That means he ain't going for twix. Right, right? Come on boys. I think wax lips.

Wax lips, I think. All right, I'll, like as a kid. Yeah. All right, I'll go with that. All right, candy lips, candy lips. Lock it in. Consider'll go with that yeah candy lips candy lips lock it in consider it locks lock the letters all right The first one was skim milk pineapple juice or ecto cooler and you guys said ecto cooler That was correct. Oh, how did that happen? Pure pressure

Pure pressure. Yeah, no, there was a party at school. That was the only thing there was to drink. Yeah, other kids were doing it. Yeah, chock, chock, chock. Okay, I didn't like it. Never had it again. Okay. Round two, dandelion, honey suckle or spearment leaf.

Okay. I can't believe I'm never told this story on TSD. It is just a soul crushing story as heartbreaking. I was 12 years old and there was a girl who lived in my street who was 16. And the difference between a 12 year old boy and a 16 year old girl may as well be a galaxy. Yeah.

There's no comparison. Right, barely the same species. Yes. Right. But she used to wear these- she always used to wear quarter-ois. And I would- I would follow her around. Okay? She never spoke to me. The decent remove. And she used to- she used to have her hair like winged, almost like sous-storm. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's why I was like, you know, like, nice. Like the invisible girl. I would never want to see you invisible. But so I would just fall over. Well, that's good. That's fall over. That was fall over. I was just enamored with her.

And one day I was walking back from Katz's which was a local confectionery. Yeah. Probably buying some comics and she had a friend she would hang out with who was a dark cared girl. And they said for me to come over to where they were standing and I couldn't believe it. They were like, they didn't even know my name though.

They're like, hey, come here, come here, come here. And they said, you want to do us a favor? And I was like, sure. And they're like, I want you to hide. Stop following us. I was like, I'll do anything, whatever you want. And they're like, can you hide this penny on your body anywhere? And I guarantee you we can find it.

Oh boy. Whoa. And I was like, I'll see where this is going. Oh boy. I'm going anywhere. And they're like anywhere. So of course, no, no. I'm born. I'm born. Anywhere? Anywhere. So of course, what do you think I put it? It's on the front of your pants, I hope.

No, I wasn't that. Damn. In your shoe? No, but right in my front pocket. Yeah. Because I figured they're like, if they're gonna have to try to find it and they're gonna put their hands in my pocket.

Yeah. No, yeah. All right, no, I understand the logic. I just think you would go there. That's a're so rare at 12. Still a good job. I still love a good pocket. Okay. So I'm sitting there going like holy shit. I cannot believe this. And they're sitting there and they turn their back and I hide it. I put in my pocket. They turn around and they go, okay, you've hidden it and you're like, okay. And they pull out this dandelion and they're like, we're gonna, we're gonna like move this

all over your body and it can determine where that penny is, they said. So they go from my foot down and they're like, they're moving the dandelion across my body. And they're not touching my body with it. And they go all the way up to the, like, no, it's not there, it's not there. And they get to my mouth and I go, you hit it in your mouth, they go. I go, no, I didn't. And I go, open your mouth to prove it and I like a fucking the most

Fucking idiot like with stars in his eyes. I fucking was like close my eyes and open my mouth No, it's not is it was at the yellow The one that you got a Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god All that in my mouth, oh god And I'm spinning an out gagging and they're laughing Wow If I was Carrie, I would have fucking just annihilated them I would have ripped their bodies for peace to peace

If only I had my period I would have destroyed their asses I would have did horrendous things to them I must have made you feel terrible Of course it did, yeah It's a repressed memory While thinking to this I was like holy shit. I remembered that

Because I had blocked it out. Yeah, I had to just walk away as they were laughing like Dude, I'll similar story If you want to feel Okay, but some girl call her name was Andrew. She called me over. This is on on on step Well, I was gonna say the street name, but and she was coming to me I gotta tell you something like come over and she just fucking spit my face And then she started laughing then her friends across the street started laughing What do you do

What do you do? I didn't feel like my first help was like spit back, but you're like, well, she's a girl, I can't. Right. Hence what we talked about earlier, she's got a dress on. Yeah. The treater, like she's got a dress on. And do you know what?

Even if she was some fucking vile pig who spit in your face and do serve her. Yeah. Do you think we got her name? Do you think these are the things that like keep them up at night? Do you think that name would think of these things? Absolutely not. It's not just them. And I did it to someone when I was a kid. I you think these are the things that like keep them up in there? Do you think that they think of these things? Absolutely not. It's them.

And I did it to someone when I was a kid. I think it would punt me. Wouldn't you? Yeah. If you developed any type of person who's a fucking decent person, I do think you would think about it. But that's scarred me for a long time.

So I fucking feel your pain. It was brutal. And like I said, I couldn't get the man in my mouth as I'm walking away trying to get all these like weight and things out of my mouth. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, there's hundreds of them. I mean, there's hundreds get the man of my mouth as I'm walking way trying to get all these like I mean there's hundreds yeah, there's a hundred hundred of them But you guys got it right I don't know if this is a good time to plug my Instagram telemance, but if you want to you can go there and

Find a video of sage not falling for that exact trick that you had. That's an age old trick. Oh yeah, that's old one. You would get to Sage? I did it to Sage, yeah. With the dandelion. With the dandelion. In a penny?

I tried to put, no, not a penny. It's like you break off part of the stem. Okay. And you're like hide this somewhere on your body. Same exact theory. Okay, right. And I was like, okay, it's, I did the exact same thing. I was like, it's in your mouth and she's like,

no, it's not, and I was like, let me see. And she opens up and then closes her mouth really fast and runs away. And I like, I chase her. I have like the camera and I'm chasing her around, trying to put it in her mouth. I can't compare me to Sage. I was in love.

I was like, this girl's gonna put her hands in my pocket. Right. That's true. You do come blinded. I was trying to do it. I was like, I didn't even know. If she was gonna put her hand in my pocket, I don't even know. You do come blind. I was even going to do that though. I was like, I didn't even know. If she was going to put her hand on my pocket, I don't even know what I would have even done though. That's why. Oh, God. Maybe it's better how it

worked out. We got a fun story. Yeah. I wonder what she's doing now though. I hope she's miserable. She probably is. Few of that type of person. Yeah. No doubt. But also maybe you talk it up. Maybe that was the only thing Sheridan. I don't hope she's miserable. She probably is. Few of that type of person. Yeah, no doubt. But also maybe you talk it up. Maybe that was the only thing Sheridan, I don't hope she's miserable. Yeah. I hope she's doing fine. Uh, and that's it.

And that's it. And that's it. Let's lock in. Yeah, lock in. Lock in. Lock in. Lock in. Lock in.

Balona, Prachudo, or Turkey breast. And you guys said, we should turkey breast. You guys know me well. You know, my mom fooled me into thinking that Deli turkey was the same as the turkey that she's slave seven hours making.

She just tastes just the same. And I was like, no, it's wet. It tastes like it's wet. That's nasty. Don't ever feed this to me again. You want a dandelion in your mouth, ma? So you guys are three, four, three, two, one. Okay, number four.

Come on. Candy lips, Gatorade gum or twigs. This is the one I'm really like. Yeah, this was a crap shoe. Yeah, I know where, yeah. It's just a little bit of a shoe. You guys locked in on. This is the one I'm really like. Yeah. This was a crap. She yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's guys locked in on. Candy lips, but man, he's all nervous. Yeah. So close. It's such a pull. It is such a weird pole.

I'm shocked at Brian. You didn't know this. I have never, ever. And I think this is a duplicate answer from previous Halloween episodes I really tried it out this same one and I've never eaten a Twix Never never eaten a Twix. I mean I've eaten a Twix you have eaten a bunch. I hate it That's the one that was the one god damn it. Oh, it was Twix Let's hear what happens. Oh I got shouted down what do you want for me Oh, it was Twix? It was Twix, yeah. Oh man. Let's see what happens. Oh! I got shouted down.

What do you want from me? Damn it. How the hell do I never eat a Twix before? Oh, wait. Look. It's opening anyway. At least like Fred at 13th. Simple guy.

Walking through the woods with a machete. Mining his own business. That's my kind of movie. Yeah, I'm sure you get along great. Now where the hell is he? I can't see through all the smoke. Bleh! That's the smoke, so kind of skunky. Niche Niche's!

Oh shit, forget Jason's for a he's. We got Jay without Silent Bob. Smoke a leech, smoke a leech, do a cool trick and be his... Welcome. Say goodbye to my brain. It was a nice snow in your brain. Maybe he can be cannon-file. Well, the monster's rockin' pipe killing your brain. Maybe he can be can't of fire. I'm not sure if I could fight killing these guys.

Maybe we can escape. BONGING! Hahaha. Is that something you have to? All right, so you've got all of your, that's it, those are the three people that you got out of the tube. So you got Austin Powers.

Yes. You got Freddie Krueger. Yes, with J.J. And you got J.M you got Austin Powers. Yes. You got Freddie Kruger. Yes, with J.J. And you got J.M.U.S. All right, so here we go. Knight has finally fallen, and I am restored. I see my monster friend looks especially charged. Mm. And of course, I have you under my control with me.

Wait, I sense our captives in the dungeon have some in support. No matter. It is time to carve open 148's Cranium. So it's time to fight. We've got the three original universal monsters. You've got Dracula the Wolfman and Frankenstein's monster and you got you guys but more importantly you've got the people that you unlocked so because it's a fight who do you want to send into battle do we send the strongest guy or send in the week guy who's weaker J or Mike Meyer well well think of J got bit by Dracula Dracula would get high

Do we want to we want to fucking blow out load and throw Freddy out right away? I think we should save him I think we should save him yeah, let's send one guy to the slaughter Let's end music You pick music Oh, you know, I do. I think you do. I hope he survives then. Yo, baby, if you have your ass, I'll leave my fat man in an overcome. How would that help in this situation?

Although, that could be the diversion we need. The monster grabs Jay and lifts him high overhead. Wow! Before bringing him down with a crack J's bones snap Fall silent Jeff do you think J's gonna be okay? Oh, I'm sure he'd be just fine with his spine snapped in two Snoochychis 148.

Oh, I said that did nothing. That is pulled from some, it's pulled from a million plays. I thought I could get Jay screaming from just one play. I had to get it from a million different plays. Yeah, it's out there. Yeah, people might, if they recognize it,

I'll be impressed. I'm sure somebody knows all those clips. Yeah, so Jay didn't really put up much of a fight though. though. They put up any fight. Yeah, let's kill the media They're already down when he got to left. Yeah, but I don't think he would have survived at all ever I mean when I just sort of like mine since he would happen. Yeah, yeah All right, here we go. This is the first official appearance of Jay on tell him Steve David I think He's never been on I don't think he's ever been on in a regular episode. I think you're right.

Oh wow, it seems like you're in 538 episodes. Special. No music. No music. Alright so you're putting in Mike Myers, comedian Mike Myers. Might as well I guess. Yeah alright let's see if you can fare a little bit better. Smashing baby!

I love a better dozen shave! Yeah! The Wolf, Man, howls and swipes. Ow! Slashing Austin Powers face and knowing him to pieces. Such terrible module, my wolf man has been longing for a man. What else have you got? I said wrong again. We knew that, we knew this was gonna happen all right now

We just got to send in the guy the man right the man one on three though. Let's go there we go Hey back boy, how about I suck your blood bitch Dream creature. You're in my world now Dracula lifts his cape and transforms into a bat, sinking his fangs into Freddy Kruger's neck. Ah! Dramed of his blood, Freddy collapses as Dracula once again returns

to his human form. Ah, you taste a barbecue. 148, Mr. Sunday, are these really your saviors? No, you're wrong again. Wow, you're not happy with that outcome, I can tell you. But we're not wrong, you don't know other options. Yeah. I mean, we're just for fun, you want to...

No, no. Okay. But this is how I envisioned, like, if I really gave it a fair, you know thought process I was like how would Freddie and Dracula go down? But he didn't even raise his gloves But you didn't even swipe in the bat. He died faster than Jay That's how I see the 80s lesser monsters fairing against the classic universal monsters. Oh, so none of them would So no where won't we got

So this would have all lost. No, no, you're still gonna be able to save Sunday and get them. Okay. But this is an exercise to kind of show you. The monsters do you covet and you admire so much. They are shit compared to the real deal monsters. According to you. You're the one who are wrong answers.

I told them that they had to go down like with no with an area fight. I mean we should have used Fred Flintstone for every second till now has been wasted. It's going to get about to get really really good in here is this next segment of the game is introduced. Okay, because there's a now you've lost your line of the game is introduced. Okay. Because you've lost your line of defense or what happens. Here we go. But you say it like we're to blame. Well, if you had been, you didn't have Michael Myers,

the shit. You think if Michael Myers was not there with me, any fucking difference. I know for a factor wouldn't I? There's nothing we could have done. I literally have nothing. I got to show Q that his monster sucked. That was the original, the second that we started talking and turning it into a game was

what was like, I know what we can do. We can prove to Q that the 80's monsters are worse. They'll all die in two seconds. All right. Now it is just us one for the 8. It is time for me to extract that beautiful, beautiful brain of yours. Wolfman, creature, grab them. We were foolish to think you could stop me.

I am impervious to anything you might do. Wait a minute, I just thought of something. Dracula, the wolfman and Frankenstein's monster pause in their tracks, perhaps perplexed. Wallsman bugging me to watch the new strange things, and I finally did it. In the show, they used music almost like a defense mechanism. What if we did something like that?

We got nothing to lose, right? You mean... That's right, it's time for a little Sunday night. Get them team. Do you guys remember get them team it? I remember it being hated right? No no. That was get them tration. Oh that's right. Yes. Get them team it was when when get them would sing karaoke style to like nine inch nails. So what we thought we'd do here is we would find the greatest duets ever recorded. Sunday and Gidham would perform them. And if you guys can guess the song and the performers, it'll go towards like killing a boss. Okay. Okay. You like you get this one right? Okay.

You've got Dracula at 80%. You get this one. Oh, he's at 30% if you get it right so you got to know your music and you got to know your artists, okay Great. This is on you Q The most famous duets ever okay, and if you don't know some of these yeah, I you then you got to check out then You're Done All right done You survived everything else, but if you don't get this it's over. I don't be check out literally. I mean No more effort hang it up. Right song one song one. Okay. I got cheers And I'm losing control Caused the power, you're supplying

It's electrified Better shape up Well you better shape up Cause I need a man And my heart is set on you You better shape up You better shape up. You better understand.

To my heart I must be true. Nothing left for me to do. You have a one-and-a-one. One-and-a-one, now. Woo-hoo-hoo. All right, one-and-a-one. One-and-a-one, now. Woo-hoo-hoo.

All right, one-and-a-one. One-and-a- one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one So John Travolta Olivia Newton John song I believe it's one that I want one that I want yeah, I Belief so I believe so I mean the chorus with your time. Thank you. Why is this before your time? This definitely is I'm I'm familiar with Greece you're kind of looking at those two like letting them take the lead here Well, I mean we all knew who sung that one so I was like what difference about but the name of the song yeah I think one that I want one that I want you yes Lock it I think it was you are gonna end like I would go to the judge Or you're the one that I want see that's we gotta be exact That's my question you're the one that. So you're the one that I want.

You're the one that I want. I got to be honest with you. When I had this lay idea, I was like, I was going to make them sing these duets. I thought for sure I would have to be like, and Sunday came when his daughter recorded that afternoon. So his daughter has to watch me sing. He's got what is going on. Is he singing all these old songs?

And he's singing of like, he may as well be in the shower. He is all in his face changes. And he is like, and he is the performer. Good, man. And it is stunning and it is awesome because I really thought I'd be like, come on man, I need more. I didn't understand.

Right, but he went all in. He's all in all the time. They were both Sunday and get. They were singing. Oh yeah, still we were recording recording and we'd have to wait to exercise. Yeah, they would just sing the songs together for a while. Honey spray for their thoughts. It did take a little, he was begrudging the fact that he would always play

the female performer in the duet. Yeah, he was kind of getting annoyed at that. But as the songs went on, no, I'm in a dress. That's Troy. Yeah, I mean, would say. Alright, so you said you're the one that I want and you are... Let's see. The Wolfman Wimpering.

Hurls himself from a high window to escape the sound of Gidem and Sunday Jeff's angelic singing. We did it! That's in fun, or pup, you'll have a music! Getting away, get them, get them, get them run! One monster down. Yeah, that's right. Two left. Two left.

Dracula and Frankenstein are left. Okay, here is Clip 2. Mm-hmm. There we go. Great job. Yeah. Yeah. They say we're young. We don't know.

We won't find out until we grow. Oh. Well, I don't know. It felt so true. Because you got me. And baby, I got you. Babe. Cause you got me and baby, I got you, babe I got you babe, I got you babe They say all love won't pay the rent before it's earned

Our money is always spent I guess that's so we don't have a pot But at least I'm sure of all the things we've got Babe I got you babe I got you babe I mean sunny and cher, I've got you babe. I got you babe. I mean, Sonny and Cher have got you babe. There you go.

That's it. All right, let's see. The creature bellows in pain. But doesn't miss a step. It'll take more than that to knock him down for the count. You were right, but that's one hit out of two. It takes to knock this right. Okay, right, but that's one hit out of two. It takes to knock down. This is a ball.

OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, we'll keep going. Song three. This one's going to be a little bit more challenging. Don't go breaking my heart. I couldn't if I tried. A honey if I get restless. Baby, you're not that kind Don't go breaking my heart, you take the weight off of me

A honey when you knock the meltdown, oh I gave you my key Don't go breaking water to open Johnny. Woohoo! Call your way. I nobody knows it. We're cool to listen. Oh and I was down. I wish a clown. Woohoo!

I nobody knows it. This is a star with a D. Her right from the start. I gave you my heart. Oh, oh, oh. Shit. I gave you my heart. OK.

So don't go breaking my heart. I won't go breaking your heart. Yeah. No. I don't go breaking my heart. Kiki. I will take Kiki. I will take Kiki as the female performer.

Oh, shoot. All right. Don't go breaking my heart. Kiki. That's how I do it. Kiki D. Wow. Wow.

Good poem. Johnson, nice. That's great. Oh, I what cost? I win did boys and win did Now to catch you when you're listening to these clips and you people at home too Just envision both of them smiling from ear to ear They're their noses literally like two inches away from each other and they are all in, and they cannot be stopped. They don't want to stop.

Do they do the whole song? They didn't do the whole song. I had to be like, okay, we got it off. So they can't be stopped. They can't be stopped, but only because I was like, we're not gonna play the whole thing. Did you take video of this? No.

We had so many songs to do too. There was some that we didn't get to record that I'm like, heartbroken about. But then when I was editing, I was like, thank God. But I knew you guys songs to do too. There was something that we didn't get to record that I'm like heartbroken about. But then when I was editing, I was like, thank God. But I knew you guys wouldn't get them. There's a song called Your Sex and Me by Kip Winger and Fiona.

Yeah. And it's so suggestive. It's so those two singing it. Yeah, so those two singing it, I was like, I can't do that. The Sunday, what is to her here? We wouldn't have got that anyway. So it made me laugh. I'd never heard it before Walt's son had to be almost died.

I just thought it was too obscure, I had to stay with... Thank you. The most mainstream of songs for you guys. Okay, so what happens? Let's see. The beautiful singing startles the monster. Oh! He claws at his ears as he collapses to the ground.

Oh! There you go, The monster is done. Wow! Oh, boys! No more wolf man, no more creature. But there's fucking the big boy track. The big boy. The big boy.

The big prince of darkness. Dracula is going to take three hits to put down as well. Three songs to finish off. The King of the Vampires. Let's go with the next clip. Baby, when I met you, there was a piece unknown. I said I'd take you with a fine tooth comb. I was soft inside.

There was something going on. Figure a few to do it. Yeah You do something to me that I can't explain Help me closer and I feel And go and oven. Tender love is blind. It requires a dedication. All this love, we feel these no conversation. We ride it together, uh-huh.

Making love with each other, uh-huh. Highlands in the stream. That is what we are. We're lucky to have a good time. We're lucky to have a good time. We're lucky to have a good time. We're lucky to have a good time. We're lucky to have a good time. We're lucky to have a good time. We're lucky to have a good time. each other, uh-huh, from one love to another, uh-huh. Now people said after they heard Gidham do his rendition of Closer, it forever changed

the song. If they heard the song, they would only hear Gidham doing his rendition. Did they really go do that tonight to somebody's songs? Not that song. I felt like that. I really, they didn't give it their all on that one, I feel. Or they did. Yeah. It was a little perturbed at that. He's not happy with that.

I was leaving. He was walking out. Leaving the rest of the song. It was something like that. Like that grease song. They were really going for it. To be fair, it's a song he had never heard before. Oh, that explains it. It was something all. The timing was way off, those guys.

It's a very strange timing, get them, a Sunday told me. He said it's not like a lot of other songs. he said you have to be almost you got to be used to singing it you just keep coming cold and nail it okay he's not Kenny Rogers I mean I think I say he is but I mean he's not I find me honest it was get him who's really drag ass on that one let's see what happens good you guys guys? They look like he rated a Kenny Roger. I do signless in the stream. Yep. Pluck it in.

Count Dracula, Rocoyls in horror, as the song birds voices burn like sunlight. But he's far from defeated. Alright, the first hit was good. Okay, hit him. Hit him. Yep. Two more to go. All I know is the way I feel.

With three. Keep it up alive. The road is long There are mountains in our way But we climb a step every day Love lift us up where we belong Where the eagles cry Halt amount in high

Love lift us up where we belong Far from the world below Up where the glit winds blow Oh, got the song. So, uh, Love Lift just threw a real long Aaron Neville and Linda Ronstad. I'd like not lock that in. Okay. None of those.

Not even the song title. Love Lift is up where we belong? No, up where we belong. No, no, no, right It's not cold. Oh I don't remember I don't have this one up where up where we belong. Yes good guys good Okay, uh, can't wait to go home and play with Mary Beth you will not believe how hard work was tonight Okay, uh, can't wait to go home and play with Mary Beth you will not believe how hard work was tonight

From my lunch bucket Blue collar man. Yeah, I'm working man. Well Linda Ronson oh Dude you said two females you drunk. No, I said Aaron Aaron Neville What are the singers may have had epilepsy. I don't know if I'm right about that though. Six weeks. Thanks. He would like, he would like have weird jarrations on stage.

His last name sounds like a dick. Holy fuck. Yeah, this is a tough one. I don't know this one. Yeah, this is a famous singer. My name sounds like a dick. Holy fuck. Yeah, this is a tough one. I don't know this one. This is a famous singer. This one sounds like a dick. Yeah, cocks. Another name for a dick.

Another name for a dog. A breed of dog. I didn't think you'd get this wrong. We may have to like cheat right in front of the listeners. Ears. All right. I'm all right with that. A dog, a dick dog.

Cocker. Joe Cocker. That's right, Joe Cocker. Who's the female then? What kind of animal is she like? An animal. Her name. Joe Cocker.

She's on the block. Someone say she's on the block. Jenny? Well, what's the long name for that? Jennifer. Yeah, that, but her name isn't Lopez. Last name is. He'd this. He'd this blank.

Warning. Yes. Jennifer warning. No, Jennifer warns, but we'll take it. Warning. All right. Thank you. Walk us through. Thanks, pal. Thanks. Okay. Jennifer warns but we'll take it Walk this through it. Thanks pal. Okay, Jennifer warns. We got a lot of clips here still

Dracula briefly collapses allowing Gidamon Sunday Jeff to run But not knowing where to go they find themselves in an operating theater A bat flies him through the window transforming back into the count. Hurt, but not yet defeated. Ah, Mr. Sunday and 148. How kind of you to drop in? You're all prepped for the surgery. J-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j late teens for you Brian midteens midteens for you Q. Yeah, all right and you may have been I don't know maybe nine or ten. Oh he's yeah I'm older than oh you are. Yeah. Yeah. Hold on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah because you're nine years older than me.

Yeah you're 45. He just said he's 48. Oh that's right. I'm 48. I'm 46. Yeah, so you're not even sure. So, all right, roll it. Easy lover, you're gonna hold on you believe it. Like no other, before you know it, you'll me on your knees She's an easy lover She'll take your heart but you won't feel it She's like no other And I'm just trying to make you see

She's the kind of girl you dream of Dream of keeping hold of You better forget it You'll never get it She will play around and leave you Leave you when to see if you Better forget it Oh, you'll regret it

You know you never change it so leave it leave it get up quick Colt seeing is been leaving. It's the only way You'll never know She's an easy lover Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Not... Not tremendously. Not that uh... Yeah? Bailey? Yes! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Yeah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! I promise. I will kill it. Easy lover. Wow! For the kill shot. That takes us right to the ending. That's the last hit. Here we go. All right. Grand finale.

You truly thought that 2022 Plattevise, from a streaming television show, could stop Dracula for greatest movie monster of all time? My musical score didn't rely on nostalgic 40-year-old pop songs. My score was a symphony performed by an orchestra. You truly are a simpleton. Your assembled slashes were hopeless to defeat my monsters. Our universe finally approaches once your surgery is complete. Count Dracula fires Fires up the bone saw and gets to work on Gitterms skull. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH for when? If I hazard a guess, you're stronger than ever. In both body and mind. Yes, master. Alright, well that's enough for me. Where do you think you're going?

What? You got the boys brain. I'm done. I got work in the morning. I can't just sit around playing bullshit games. I have an actual job to do. I can't sit around all day playing ping pong like some people. Very well. Be begun with you. 148 and I shall plot the end of the world. Yeah, yeah, yeah, good luck with that. 148, share with me your knowledge. Yes, master. Hey, hey, I like these platform boots.

These remind me of those boots I bought at Walmart. Walmart. As Gidham shares his vast knowledge, the days become weeks. You know, I know Guy at the flea market who sells cameras. He never stops the blathering. Actually, speaking of the flea market, did I tell you about that time I picked up a Civil War era razor? Ah, the sun, it rises! Master, do we have a washer and dryer here in the castle?

Today is Thursday and Thursday is my laundry night. Count Dracula throws open the large doors of his castle. Finally embracing daylight. Sweet, sweet, sunlight. Release me from this nightmare! Ahhhhhhh Master! Master!

Oh, where'd he go? Anyway, I was thinking it'll take a lot of nattie daddy to get this body drunk. Do you mind turning into a bat and flying me to the store? And if we can, I want to drop by the general store and check it on Walt's too! I miss him. I think I like him. He's a big fan. Master?

Master? Are you even listening? Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Happy Halloween Steve Dave Wow, man. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing. I gotta tell you, the voice acting is pretty good, dude. Yeah, like that was, that was impressive all around man. What an all star yard dude. I say it all the time That's crazy. I've learned from the best so what to sing like that Impressions, you know improvisation. Yeah Yeah, wow great job Amazing, so with the end Dracula does lose he walks into the sun

So at the end Dracula does lose, he walks into the sun. Yeah, I got it. That's some kind of way now, huh? That's the whole thing is really Walt's opinions filtered, because he hates the 80s guys. He hates them all. Then he makes Sunday Jeff and get him to sing, and then he kills himself, because he's exposed to get him for too long.

Right. So do you sometimes feel that you'd walk out? Is that... You want to walk into the metaphorical sunlight? I'm an occasion, but I haven't felt that way in a quite some time. Okay. But you know, that's every relationship, you know. Yeah.

I feel that. I'm sure he has wanted to walk into the sunlight a few times, you know, dealing with me as well. Sure. It would be totally unfair to think it's a one-sided suicide fucking... So sure it would be it would be totally unfair to think it's a one-sided Suicide fucking Out that we're looking for

And he snuck in nice healthy dose of dyslexia while done while done the game that everybody loves Well when I Like when Will came in and said that he could pull this off I was like we need something worthy of his talents and his skills to create this audio play. And for me, there's nothing better than that fucking Abidock Estelle B. Frankus' line. I mean, it is so damn perfect. And now we have our version of it, you know, on wax. I have to say it was the easiest cell of all times.

I was asking Walt and he goes, okay, sure. I wanted to say what you wanted. You want to do it and he goes, yeah, I mean, it sounds like fun. It sounds like you could do it. So yeah, all right, go for it. And all of a sudden I was just working on it. How many times do you have to watch the movie?

Oh, man, I've seen this movie, I mean, a thousand times. My dad introduced me to Abin and Costello when I was a kid. So I'm plenty familiar with it. I watched it probably maybe two, three times for this. We were able to use the music perfectly though. Like at the points where the music cues from the original score, well done. Oh, it was professionally done. Dude, that was great. I mean, I didn't see how anybody could have done a better job. It was really fun. It was a lot of fun to do.

And, you know, a decent amount of work, but like good fun. I will say when I was at an angry karaoke song, my wife asked me if I could go to the basement door. You know, keep it down. Even a poster of a poster. Oh, wow, man. How cool is that? It's, they made a poster for the Telmsev,

they've Halloween and it's a take on the Abedok Selme Frankenstein. Oh, it's so fucking good. It's got our faces. No Ming. Okay. No, he's gonna be, yeah. I'll tell you what though.

I made cards of you guys knowing that, you know, I would run into you. I don't know. I had a good time making some of these visual things that nobody can see really. I mean, if we can, I wanna get them in the show notes of that's possible. I did make a Ming.

I just didn't have any reason to think that I'd run into you. But I do have a Ming card. The Squierler, get him Steve Day. Yeah, I got these little, like the lectern. As if they were little trading cards. The most normal, Walt Flan again. The Teflon, oh, look at that. Look at me. Flex flexing the impractical

brine cucumber nice nap mapestan island no yeah yeah it is it's just you know all the story fuck man this is this is some work went into this it was a good time I I really had a lot of fun working on this and again I I was shocked that wall went for it as quickly as you did I this oh man I need ideas I don't know what else we're gonna do. Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm, Yeah, how are you at Christmas? Yeah. Christmas is a common and we need ideas.

Let's, let's talk dangling saint. But I know that he also, you know, you, you mentioned that you're like, if you would want to do more of these, right? I would love to do more. If there's responses, what I hope it will be. Sure. Yeah. I'm, I'm a lot to do another one.

And you're a special occasion. Yeah, this is pretty fucking, this was great. You say the word, I'm easy enough if you're in I'm in. So entertained. Yeah, like you just want to keep listening to the same thing. Yeah, can we listen to the ones that we didn't, that we didn't get to hear?

Well, so there's a trick to that too. It is all mapped out. What do you want to hear? I've got. How do we unlock those? Michael Myers and Jason coming out. You want to unlock, all right, let's unlock Michael Myers then. So. The sl we unlock those Michael Myers and Jason coming out you want to unlock all right let's unlock Michael Myers then

So the slasher Michael Myers the slasher Michael Yes, as if we got it right if only you had here we go Holy shit get him we did it we got them all right, but wait what if when it comes down to tax us Maybe we could like put a collar on to control. You really think he's gonna waste his time on us when he could, oh look, he's coming. How you stankin'? The whole king's psychopathic serial killer

with knife raised in hand, stares at Gidham and Sunday in an almost quizzical fashion. Don't try anything funny. You mute bastard. Help us stop Dracula. You can go do whatever you want to help us teens. Michael Myers slowly lowers his knife and almost imperceptibly nods his head. We did it. He's on our side.

All right. Who else can we get to joins? And then if you would send to me to... I'd like to just help pull a curtain back. Yeah, yeah. Did you guys pick up on the narrative of getting them being frightened or concerned that whatever was going to come out of the tube would not be on, quote unquote, our side?

Yes. You did. Yeah, he did. Pick up on that, okay. I don't know if you picked up on that. OK. I don't know if you picked up on it. The very first meeting we had. That's why I ended up scripting an end. This is a long conversation.

Well, I don't know if you picked up on my anger. I did. That's what I did here. Because we had this writer's room meeting. And I asked him to sit in and go, just give me any thoughts about what's going on. See if I'm missing anything, I said. I'm going to change a whole bunch of stuff. I also want to know like, if anything I'm missing something because it's audio only

and there's going to be a lot of things that need to be filled in for somebody who isn't, doesn't have visuals. This motherfucker, the only thing he offered like, like a mental patient was like, well, what if the monster's just come out? How are you going to control them? I go, well, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It won't matter, I go, because you just want the monsters out to be a diversion

so you can get away, because you have a thing that will just kill us. And he stuck to it like as if, like, his life depended upon it, right? I was so fucking angry. I don't know if you've realized. I have a few attention. I was was just because I was just like, because then we would go on to the other motions. He would say the same fucking thing. I was very concerned coming in, because I'm, you know, I don't know.

Sometimes you listen to something and you love it, and you get involved and then I don't know. Is that real? No, it's not that. I don't want to disrupt what you guys do. So I was in the room just trying to chat and be polite and everything. And so I handled the debate with Getham, but then I looked over and noticed the wall was like sitting back with his head and his hands,

and it was like, oh, I think maybe I'm participating. I think this is maybe a me-pro, too. So I stopped engaging in it with Getham. I was like, I think I got to pick a side between these guys, or going team Walt. Yeah. Yeah, the only one 48 in the room. Yeah, I was so fucking just like,

but you stop focusing on something that doesn't need to be covered. You unleash these monsters and you let havoc rain. And then you get out. That's all you're gonna do. You don't need a narrative or you don't need to explain why the monsters now aren't attacking you,

but he could not see the farce through the trees. And boy, like, well, you say, do we look for to walk out into the sunlight? That was a day when I couldn't walk out into the sunlight. So when you say it's been a while, you mean three weeks? That was a while back. Yeah. Three months. Just for a while.

Uh-huh. I think I scripted it in that night. I was like, I'm going to constantly talk about how are we going to control Michael Myers? It's not you want to hear. You heard Fred. Do you want to hear Michael Myers dot? Yeah. Yeah. What happens when you see them in the battle, I mean, who knows? Maybe he'll fight and win, who knows?

Michael Myers steps into battle but your knife in hand. The wolf man hows and swipes, slashing off Michael's mask and annoying his body to pieces in an instant. Ah, my wolf man has no choice but to do my bidding. I see his ripping your Michael Myers to pieces with his claws and fangs. Good luck coming back from that. Boogie man.

What? Is that Bella?ogie Man. What's up? Is that Bella? The content. Is that Bella right there? It sounds pretty good. He's an animal in bed. Yeah. Boogie Man.

He's acting. Oh yeah. Like he's actually acting. There was an Emmy for a podcasting. Maybe there is, right? Can you submit Sunday Jeff for this? Me? Probably.

Listen, I don't have the awards. I don't know where you submit them. Maybe I'd have one if I knew what I was doing. I thought you worked in the field of like audio dramas. I do, but there's no centralized, you've been podcasting. There's no board, there's no, there are a million different boards. There are a million different organizations

that do, you know, award ceremonies and stuff. You had your Sunday brings home the hardware for this performance. That's very bad, yeah. Absolutely. Honestly, maybe we should stuff. You had to, son, they bring home the hardware for this performance. That's the reason. Yeah, absolutely. Honestly, maybe we should try to submit for some, I don't know, all looking to that. Oh, my God.

I'm realizing more and more of it does mean it would be me. That's right. I guess, yes, boss. I'll look into it. You want to, you want to parlay this into another project? You're right. I mean, yes, yes. I'll, I'll, I'll, go to the night.

So we heard, we played it before, Fred Flintstone, what have you gotten? And what have you sent Fred Flintstone to battle? Okay. Yeah, but then do you worse? Brain why hello Don them Dracula lunges forward and sinks his fangs deep into Fred Flintstone's neck Please tell me this is not all you have to defend yourself. He was deliciously aged, but weak. Everybody dies. That wasn't very uh flinstone centric that that's right. Yeah, but deba do you're worst? Oh yeah, that was it. Yeah. I just saw you right here.

Fire. I stayed all night. Calm down. Calm down. I'm back in the office. Dracula says he's deliciously aged. Get it. I got it. Yeah. I thought maybe it's a little bit burp or stone.

Well, I will say I wrote in when you get Fred Flintstone, he says, Rockula and Frankenstone. Yeah, that was a nice touch. That was that. Well, I gave you props in the rule. I looked it up. The Dracula and Frankenstein were on the Flintstones, and so those were the versions of everything.

That's a deep pulse. And I pretty, really appreciate it. There's an 80 year old out there who's like, I remember that. You know what? There's been a lot of chatter amongst the listener base. I got to come to ask you guys, they feel the steering of the content has been into places that are decrepit.

Hold. Yeah. Nobody knows the things we're talking about. And, and, Welcome to the world of 50 year old guys. Yeah, right, all right, all right. All right, all right, all right. Don't change your thing.

What if you're gonna talk about TikTok and shit? I don't know, but like I've seen so much of it, I'm like, you know, do we have to to you know, we'll still keep you all well, but do we have to hire a 20 something Come in and like let's sit in with us And pod with us and maybe help steer the conversation in certain ways I think the only should look at as an opportunity To expand their horizons and learn a little bit more about the history of Entertainment a little bit why don the history of entertainment a little bit.

Why don't they do their fucking research? But they get mad because I shit on it all like the stuff that they like and I just say them. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. I like too far now. It's been. Welcome to the show. We've been doing this since when 2010.

Well, nine, but I don't think we've ever gone as far deep and Obscure as we are going lately man like all the Halloween content is like with this being The the jewel crown of the Halloween release being a fucking 1954 film and being being like you know people will love it everybody loves abanicka still be frank It's the reason why I was so lofty. And I was like, everybody loves kiss. Let's do a kiss pod. Everybody hates it.

Right. But yeah, we continue to do it. So fuck you. My original draft, this was a deliberate sequel to Abin and Castello. It would like follow. There was like a character in it who's descended from, and we tone back all that kind of stuff.

I think even if you don't know Abin and Castellamie and Frankenstein, it's getting in Sunday on a that kind of stuff. I think even if you don't know Abbot and Castell and me and Frankenstein, it's getting in Sunday on a little adventure. Right, I assume that that will, I hope, I hope people like it. That will help overcome people who have no reference to this stuff that the 148 in the Sunday Jeff stuff will help alleviate that, but man,

I wonder if I'm getting too laser focused on shit that people are like, I'm the only person that I like, I'm telling you. You see it? No way, man. We've been talking about this movie. I know you love it too, so that's why I felt a little safe going with it. But we talked about it. They've had enough time to do the prep work.

Right. And I know you liked it too, so I wasn't worried that you wouldn't come with an affection for this movie that would help you appreciate it even more what's going on with the music and the nods to everything else and the stranger things too. Like I love that, you know, we were able to make a comment, Terry, even on something I like.

Yeah. Like, you know, like Jackie Lydon a comment Terry even on something I like yeah, like you know like Jackie I didn't need fucking pop songs Before you know I did notice the slam on the music I do also just love the image of them singing easy lover and dreadless castle You think about it for even a second. That is funny Don't you want to live in this world where the where these guys are doing are living in this world? I mean, we do look in that world. Yeah. I just want to live in a world where they are actually like those are the characters like deal with on a day-to-day basis that they just break into duet and a moment's notice. They did me. You offer them, I have the other tracks here

at the second that we pulled them up. Get them, just started singing. Do you have any other tracks to play? I think Jason, right? I think Jason. Oh, Jason. Jason was the other one here. The second that we pulled them up get them just started singing Do you have any other tracks to play I think Jason right? Oh, Jason Jason was the other one Yep, so if you were to win Jason Here we go think I'll be back over his head Jason or hockey mass Jason. I just hope it's not skinny little kid Jason Jason. I just hope it's not skinny little kid Jason. Oh, it's okay. It's okay. We're friends Jason. Friends. Uh, I don't know how long we can control this one. Get them. Uh, yeah. Yeah. That's exactly what I was afraid of. I don't know who he's doing there.. No, because, well, honestly, so here, if you were to send Jason into battle, that's the one scripted bit that I don't have,

because at a certain point, Walt said, don't even record it. Because I want him used to come out and say, I also got caught lying. Okay. I'm the one who created it. If everybody caught it, yeah, because like, it wasn't Twix, but I had to make out. I also got caught lying. Okay. The one three if everybody caught it, yeah, because like I it wasn't Twix. But I had to make it. Oh, so what was it? What was it? It was the go where the lips were.

It was the lips. We were right. We were right. I had the line. I just feel like I don't care. I don't know. I screwed up because how to screw it up, because in the thing, Sunday goes, well, I've never had a Twix. So I'm like, did I misunderstand or something? Yeah, you had to make sure that the game stayed on the track. No, no, I don't care. I just feel better. We were right.

We were right. It's all like care about. We did. It was mostly the end. If you overlook all the times, I had to tell you all the names, and talk about the whole show. Sure, sure.

Yeah, absolutely. But Wax Lips, sure. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. But wax lips, I thought that those were not edible. I thought those were just, I think were allowed to eat them. But I don't, as I recall. There was no sweetness to it. It was like eating a candle. Yeah. So I just assumed it wasn't edible.

It wasn't meant to be. I like how I got shamed for not knowing Twix even though. Yeah. I was playing with my boyfriend. I thought you knew me. Fuck you. Wasn't meant to be I like how I got shamed for not knowing Twix Thought you knew me Fuck you trying to make it believable that I stumbled even in the lie And I'm sure people caught it even in the lie For the show that I had the lie yeah And plus I was just like it's just gonna be so funny. I'm there

There's no way you thought Jason users coming out That was great. No, no, no. I was trying to think of who. That was great guys. What a, what a blast. Yeah, that was really fun. Yeah, it was super fun. Yeah, well, well, job well done. Thank you. No, it was, I take back everything I said about you.

Only the one time. Only the one time. So what are you guys doing for Halloween, Ming? I don't know. Yeah, I don't, I don't have any plans yet. You're home for Halloween. I might be home. Yeah, I might actually be home. I know. I know. I know,, I don't have any plans yet. You're home for Halloween? I might be home, yeah, I might actually be home. I know Halloween.

Halloween. Yeah, I know, maybe I'll dress up. Take the picture. I'm sure they won't recognize you at home anyway, but if you have a picture of it, I'm just kidding. Ah. You had to know when I was going home.

You let started up on a team. Home run, you knocked it out the park. What about you, Q, Halloween plans? Yeah, I think I'm gonna go into Manhattan, go to the Halloween parade. Really? Yeah, you know, I love it. I do love it.

I haven't gone in a few years. That's where the pennies go, though, right? The rookies, the weekend warriors. Are you, you want to? Yeah, sometimes you just gotta dive in, you know, and celebrate the good times. Right. Yeah, even what happened last night is

I enough to swear you off a little bit of time. Well, even what happened last night is enough to swear you off a little bit of time. Listen, when I see zombies approaching me, at least I'll know that they're not as easy money this time. You know, I met in terms of your hangover, right? Oh, well, I don't have to, you know, I don't have to, I don't have the drink.

But you're gonna. Well, it's a little bit. Yeah, but it'll be fun. I think I'm gonna do, I'm gonna do I'm gonna I'm gonna Hit the parade up just the right amount though. Just a perfect amount. We're not perfect social lubricate I'll be wearing my mask so I don't have to you know what I mean I could just go about the my business and have you will practice changing your gate up because people will probably might recognize you from your gate Well, that's what the alcohols for

Any plans, Brian? Probably takes age trick-or-treat and that's about it. You know, I wish I could still do that. You can, you want a taker? You forget how cool it was to take your kids trick-or-treat when they haven't done it in so long. Yeah, there's nobody ringing doorbells for me this week. No, I don't know when's this dropping again? 24th. 23rd. 23rd.

I'm supposed to get a deal in the 22nd. 22nd, yeah, so we can come out the 23rd. That's my birthday. Well, it's birthday, yeah. Yeah. So if you didn't like it, just keep your mouth shut. Write something complimentary anyway. Right.

All right. That's it. Well, what are you doing? Just hanging out. I'm not doing anything. I'm All right. That's it. Well, what are you doing? Just hanging out? I'm not doing anything. On my birthday, I'm going whale watching. Whale watching? What?

Yeah. Where? On a boat out of Atlantic Highlands, and there's going whale watching. That's why wife's always wanted to do it, so. It's going to be great. Yeah, I hope so, I think. I like whale watching. If you don't see a whale though, can you say it was a good experience?

There's no guarantee. No guarantee. Oh, even if there, I mean, what's the guarantee if you don't get to see when you can come back for free? Yeah, it's what I heard that you're getting. No way. Okay. They could offer the guarantee.

Most people were not coming back. Okay. I think you have to go into it being like, I'm going to take a nice boat ride. And if I see a whale. Yep. Cool. Exactly. It's a pudding.

What is it? It's pudding? It's pudding. No, it's a pudding on top or a cherry on top. Cherry on top, yeah. I'm not playing on top. Fuck it, it's pudding on top, baby. All right, well that's it for Halloween 2022.

Ming, thanks for being here. Absolutely. So glad you wondered in. Thank you very much. Is it hired wanted to. Thank you for your time. I heard it's a rumor that you might be coming to Hazlitt. Is that true or you want to talk about that? No, I mean, it's a rumor. Might be opening up a satellite office in the plaza.

Right next door to us. Could be neighbors. Airport plaza? Could be neighbors. Ooh. Stay tuned. High jinks. You think the con life is crazy. Yeah.

You spent a week here. Yeah, that's right. I can't wait. I can't wait. Tell him, Steve, Dave.