Tell Em Steve-Dave - #537: Jive Turkeys

Episode Date: November 21, 2022

Bry, Walt, & Q talk concerts, thanksgiving, and Brady. Sponsor: https://ter.li/AmericanMusicalSupply-TESD

And now I'm like, now I'm like, man, I eat a piece of turkey and I'm like, what happened? What happened? What cheeky. Hey, what was that girl like the other night? Pretty high, except for that's a slick turkey baby, all the way. This is our like a do the wines be dated? The wines be dated. Yeah, oh. Oh, oh. Tell them, Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave.

I'm here with my fellow podcasters Wolf Langen Yo, and BQ hello BQ you look worse for the wear a little bit you look a little sleepy. Yeah, you look like you've been out I hate to overuse this word gallop It was the late night. It was an AW was a credential center. So I was there but then I forgot The late night, I was in AW was in a prudential center, so I was there. But then I forgot that I had to be in Manhattan at 8 a.m. for a charity thing. That's the time that thing started?

Yeah, holy shit. So it was 8.008 on the note. 8.06, I rolled in, yeah. So I drank too much last night and then didn't get any sleep. This is like two out of three pods, that we've opened up and said that though. Dude, I'm on a spiral. I'm having real fucking problems. I'm not controlled. Like, I'm not taking care of myself at all. Yeah. You know, dude, I haven't had ever since, ever since Benjamin Cat died. Like, I haven't had any time like to like process or do it. So this grief is coming out in weird ways

Like I just can't I don't have any time I don't have any fucking time to just sit down and like think about things and like Processing shit, so it's like could be good in a way. I don't know now. I'm certainly drinking more than I normally do Then it's bad in a way. Yeah, yeah, so I mean it's not like you know, it's not you know It's a bit too weak. It's not like a good idea. I mean, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it fun, you know? Yeah, all right. Yeah. Well, I was able to do it for years on pills, so you should be able to do it for two weeks on booze. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that sucks. Yeah, so I got that like, sickly feeling. Do you have some downtime coming up,

but the holidays coming up? I have, well, sure, we shoot Wednesday. Thursday's Thanksgiving, but that's, you know, driving 2 half hours up to my parents me in a house with my family Will you promise me not to drink on Thanksgiving? Yeah, I can promise that and black Friday No, I'm drinking day for you though Thanksgiving. No, it's not because I had well No, I'll try again day for you though. Thanks given no, it's not because I have well This is what I'm talking about man like because I was just about to say because I could never stay over because I have to get home for Benjamin because you can't be left alone There's no talking about like I have these moments where I fucking forget that you know what I mean Right, so that was another one that just happened live on air or whatever we're doing here

So normally I I come home at night in here. So normally I come home at night to take care, you know, to take out the cats and... But you now you don't have to? No, I mean, I still have two other cats. They're not, they're not, you know, we need a needs, yeah. So, so, so what about after Thanksgiving, do you have a work schedule? Do you have any downtime after Thanksgiving? Are you shooting? No, we're shooting pretty much through the up to the holidays. Up to the Christmas. Yeah, yeah, it's not even just shooting. But that happens. It's, you know, there's working out of the project, so there's that. It's the, you know, we're crafting a live show. We're going back on tour next year.

The me, Sal and Mar are you doing the impractical, Joker's tour, we're back on tickets on sale now. Could have em, Brackledo's. They saw a lot of cities, yeah. A lot of people can go and see ya. We released 20, I think we're doing another 20. But that's fine, like that's fun, but it's just, you know, it's like all these things are full-time jobs.

Yeah, and it's like, you might be stretching yourself to thin. I just, I guess, I can handle it. I just have to take care of myself and do the work. I just need a drink. I just need a drink. Your eyes are just squintin' while you're talking to them. That's my thing.

It's gonna hang over the light. Is it a light tone? I guess sunglasses. I could think of these on I mean we could turn a light down go by television light This is not normal though that you know your podcast the good sunglasses come kill up in your eyes Rockstar podcast in man. Yeah, it is but you know You watch it What do you think we're in the middle of her here buddy? Oh my no, I'll be okay. I just gotta I just gotta I Just gotta get my gumption up and running. I just I don't have anything now I'm just like everything. I'm on autopilot and there's always things to do

So it's just go to the next thing, go to the next thing, go to the next thing. So I don't really have to think, I haven't worked out at all in three, four weeks, having done it like that. I'm just like, it's just like, but all it takes is for me to be like, you're out of hat enough of this and just turn it around.

It's not like it's a problem. All right, trust you. I don't know. Cause I did hear through the great plan. I'm not going to reveal who that but you were experiencing some stress recently. Yeah. I J related stress maybe the schedule or something. Yeah, it's it's it's you know, the pandemic, the pandemic, you know, really changed me. It's like, I

don't know where sat on my ass for two years and loved it. Yeah, we're just back to it but but I'm incredibly grateful you know that we're still making the show so it's not like I hold anything. It's an abundance of good things. Yeah it doesn't sound like there's anything bad going on I mean aside from the obvious you know like but work wise. It's all good. It's all good. It's all good. No, no, I wouldn't really change it. I just got to change my mental game a little bit. Stop drinking so much.

Yeah, you find in it like once you're like once you're at the event, it's like it's hard to stop. Like do you want to get wasted? No, you know, you know, I know even last night because I, because I, uh, uh, uh, Joe Berger was with me and I even remember saying it was just like, oh, by the way, we're talking six beers over the course of five hours.

No, I mean, it's not like, uh, you know, I just get hungover because I don't drink anymore. All right. But that's not so bad. Yeah, it's not like, I, I haven't done more than 10 drinks in, like, two years, something like that. You know what I mean? I just, I'm not much of a drinker anymore,

but so maybe, maybe you'll say six, seven beers last night. Yeah. It's enough to fuck out with this. We went to dinner at six. I was home by two I am, so, you know. Okay, so I wanted one an hour. Yeah, but I front load them like I did four real quick. And then the other, then the last ones were just like maintenance beers

But it was just like you know, it's a thing of like You just like a fuck like our like I can just stop thinking. It's just shut the Sabrina off Yeah, you start feeling a little bit better. So yeah But you start having a good time the next thing you know you fucking babbling drunk and lead a Chris Jericho See in his face and be on like right I gotta get out here You start having a good time the next thing you know you fucking babbling Drunkenly to Chris Jericho Seeing his face and being like right I gotta get out here But I'm fine. I am fine. I'm just hung over today. Okay. Yeah, all right. Yeah, no no no There's no reason for any long-term concern. I'm just kind of like really depressed about Benjamin. It just makes it easier

You know, of course. Yeah, that's all. It's understandable. It's normal. Yeah. So you're going to your parents for Thanksgiving. What about you, Walt? You got any big plans? I have a big family shindig being planned. Yeah, preparing for it right now. I yesterday was helping the misses prepare the dining room,

putting the leaf in the big table like usually a table is small but you put the leaf in when everybody's coming my mom is coming brother-in-law and his family my girls so it's looking forward to it I'm not I find myself every year though, my taste buds must be altering, because I'm like, I don't know if I like turkey. I used to love turkey. And now I'm like, now I'm like, man, I eat a piece of turkey and I'm like,

what happened? What happened? What's shaking? Yeah, right there. Every fucking chicken. It's a projectile. What is this? What the fuck is this? Do we have chicken nuggets, Deb? Is that all I do is rave about, oh, I can't wait for Turkey, Turkey. And then when I get it, I'm like, I don't know if I like Turkey.

And I used to tell myself I loved it. It doesn't have much taste to it, unless you put gravy on it or something. Which I assume you don't. It doesn't get much blander than that. And there's nothing worse than slimy turkey. I like dry turkey. I like dry turkey too, but if it's too dry, it's hazardous to your health because it might not.

It doesn't go down easy. Well, that's what the beer's for, baby. I call it turkey lubricant She's got turkey muscles Yeah, but like really smoke turkey. What if you change it up a little bit? How do you make that is that the one where you like where I see these videos or people drop it in the first and the Flitter person the first and the fl and the first that's deep right? Yeah, I don't want to walk away with fourth degree burns. If you do, make sure you do it in your garage like all those people.

I wouldn't I wouldn't suggest that you smoke it yourself. No, it's an easy process. But you buy it that way, you're any? Yeah, there's just one year like a mass. Some agent and manager sent the smoke turkey to the house for Christmas. And I was like, fucking, this is awesome. So I'm getting better than normal turkey. I don't think on a, I think as a, as a once a year treat, yes, it wouldn't be my go to for turkey. What makes the turkey slimy when you have that,

when it's sometimes you'll, you'll get a slice and you're like, it's wet and so nasty. I don't know, but I can't. Probably like a little bit fattier. I think maybe there's like a little bit of fat in there or just like it didn't cook as much in that part. Yeah. Who cooks turkey? No, it's big. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't certainly don't cook. I don't do anything. Yeah, I didn't know if you guys like ordered it from somewhere or something. No, my girls were like, we're laying some subliminal messages. I guess not so subliminal, but texting pop-i links. So you could buy turkey at pop-i's now. Oh really?

I'm not buying a $50 Turkey at pop-i's. Really? She doesn't want a fast food turkey. She equates pop-i's with fast food. Right, of course. So she's the gas that like, you know, I'm trotting out like, oh, here, bringing out of the kitchen. Pop-i's fucking turkey and everybody being like,

putting their nose up to it. What you feel is that way about Boston market you think? No Because Boston market you you you don't you kind of order it It doesn't seem like fast food. Yeah, there's not many Boston markets around anymore They're like disappearing. They're going extinct. Yeah, they're all turning in the Starbucks around us Burger King turn the Starbucks Awesome market in the Starbucks around us. Burger King turned the Starbucks. Awesome market turned the Starbucks. This is the... Has America fallen out of love with Turkey? Oh, I don't think so. What do you mean? Why not? If you could post a market can survive then...

I think mostly they went there. It was for chicken. Yeah, chicken, Boston market. Oh, but Turkey was a huge selling point for them because you couldn't get turkey in or else you can get chicken at almost anywhere. I never I'd be diner you go to I bet you could get Turkey. One of my favorite stories I ever told you know how to open Turkey's in which it's like a diner stable. True. But but like a chain like you know I'm not not a chain to offer Turkey. We should open one turkeys with his ears. This is dryest turkey you have ever had. Life threatening. When you told the story you're behind a sweet old couple who was trying to figure out what had to add the sides to their order.

And they were like, and everything, everything that they offered as a side like no, no, no, like can we just get more turkeys? Yeah, it's just one of more turkeys. How could you say no to that elderly couple who's like, can we just get more turkey? Yeah, I just want a more turkey. Yeah. How could you say no to that elderly couple who's like, can we just get more turkeys or side? I'd be like, absolutely. Yeah, I don't give a fuck. Yeah.

This is going to be Mary Beth's first year hosting. Oh, yeah, who's she cooking for? Oh, she cook for the mother-in-law. She's cooking for the mother-law. So she's getting extra pressured and repressed Pam. Yeah the fucking world's best cook if you remember her statue from years back the award that she received. Yeah it's for Pam and Edgar, sage of course. Is she put pressure on herself or no? I think she feels kind of pressured. sage of course. She put pressure on herself for now. I think she feels kind of pressured. She's, I mean, if pressure is ordering tons and tons and tons of fucking Thanksgiving decorations to put around her house, then yeah, she's under more pressure than the fucking San Andreas Fondre.

Does she realize like, like, the guys are just like she's gonna be very disappointed when like Eric not Eric of Darren and Edgar don't notice notice that's what guys don't notice shit like that no no just a notice it just baby Pam maybe Pam maybe my my my nephew's girlfriend will probably notice she's like she's like that like girl girl type shit but Yeah, for the most part. Yeah, I mean she's doing it for her I guess I took it on the chin last night I was here all day yesterday and I came home and Deb was decorating and I walked in and I didn't mention that Christmas decorations Because she's all to Christmas. I mean thanks given decorations right there was all these turkey decorations and She goes you know say anything about the decorations and I was like oh yeah. yeah, it looks nice. She was so pissed off that I had to be reminded

That's not on my radar man decorations For holidays just like Christmas light now. Yeah, but thanks given just different. It's not yeah, I agree It's brown Things are brown. Yeah, it's not good. I agree. It's brown. Some things are brown. It's brown and orange. Yeah, orange lights. Okay.

Give it a rest, bro. What if like in the middle of all your Thanksgiving decorations, you put one up, you snuck one in. That was like a sexy turkey, right? It was like a giant turkey breast. Like a giant turkey tits, right, and then he said have some breasts. Would you put that on the wall? Oh, it's not like a little like,

no, it's like, the ones, you know, like this big, it's like a paper one. Okay, so like an eight by 11 sexy turkey. I can, I can, I can, I can, I can just have some brackets to the wall. I can, I can, I can notice by your brother and your father. Oh, definitely. Darren's probably like, where can I get one?

That's on the menu of what's the dishes that she has planned. I think she's obviously turkey. She's got stuffing. It's the first time she ever cooked a turkey. I wish potatoes, I believe so. A lot of pressure. The first time I have every cooked a turkey though, so I can keep an eye on it. Isn't it just like the thing that pops out?

You gotta get up early, you gotta get up around six I am. Oh my God. You gonna get an apple, front side of that turkey? Somebody might jab it on me. Yeah, get that jappel in there. I'll stick an apple over there. I'll do what I won't tell her. Yeah.

So she's like, what the fuck would this apple come from? I'm like, what, you don't know? Ever stuffed to Turkey? I don't think so. I don't think you're supposed to cook it with the stuffing inside though. I think don't they warrant off that because it doesn't like it won't cook as much

and then it can get semi-melt. So they suggest you cook the stuffing separately and then put it in like after. Why even put it in then? I don't know. Why even put it in and why they change? Maybe turkey juice gets on it. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, it in and maybe turkey juice gets on it. Yeah,

but she was just gonna have turkey breast, but then Pam was a pain in the ass. She's like me and daddy like dark meat. Oh, you must have been watching some videos. Yeah, you see my turkey breast side? Yeah, pretty awesome, right? He said, where's the dark meat, dummy? Yeah, I think so now that she used to cook a whole regular turkey just because Pam and I didn't want the dark meat. That's nice of her.

Yeah, but Pam's bringing her own turn up, like she's the only one who likes turnips. Good, yeah, she should. If nobody else wants that shit, then you need more. I couldn't agree on. Bring it yourself then. I think Darns making a salad. Mashed potatoes on the menu. Mashed potatoes, Marabeth's going to make some mashed potatoes. Watch your fingers. But I mean, you don't want no, like, can you get a peel of those potatoes? Oh, yeah, well, you don't have to.

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the stuff in like, how many starchy carbs do we need? You know what I mean? at our at our at our Johnson's don't like corn. Well, you got the potatoes. You got the stuff in like how many starchy carbs do we need? You know what I mean like I feel like keep a little more minimal It's a free meal you fucking grubby motherfucker And now you're gonna complain about how much of it there is Did you mention carrots? Did you get into carrots? Yeah, they know the healthy didn't get into carrots. I don't like carrots sage-hates carrots Didn't get into carrots. I don't like carrots sage hates carrots Pam's making bread biscuits What's for dessert pumpkin pie? Pam's like yeah, I'm gonna make pies. She usually makes an apple pie that people like

People are like I don't give a fuck about all this He's cast... He's casting the lines. I'm... Turkey. Oh, mashed potatoes. I was like, what? I think it's when people find this shit interesting. They're like, so wait, you're gonna have the same shit we're all having?

Oh my God! It's 12 years in, Q. What else have we... I have to talk about about these fucking holidays that come around every year? People have these expectations that we're going to fucking make, we're going to create the new wheel about these holidays, conversation, content. Nope, this year's it's about stuff, you know, fucking shit. Well she need like any kind of like any kind of medication to make bring her stress levels down.

Oh, she's already on it. Yeah, she's already on that medication. She wasn't on that one we first met and she was kind of a different person in terms of anxiety like being out in public and socially. And that kind of shit, I think she was a lexapro I think she takes. Whatever it is, it did wonders for her abilities to like you know It's a extra dosage for Thanksgiving with all the pressure that you know have heaven to impress the the Johnson clan No, because she'll be drinking along with my sister and mother

You won't need any extra medication. Can you ask them for me like you know since Q is not gonna drink this Thanksgiving Can you ask Pam and you promise? Yeah? Don't drink for me. I do guys feel about making a Thanksgiving day promise to Walt Flanagan. Like, OK, I'm listening. Go ahead. I remember Walt.

He's trying to. He's launched a grassroots effort to get nobody to drink about Thanksgiving. I don't know why. I haven't told him. It's solidarity for Q. What he knows, what he's up for in Pennsylvania, he knows. PM is actually getting tracy as a drinker,

and he's like, that's like strength in solidarity. Yeah, I'm like, if Q can do it, you fuck. You just shit can do it. You ain't doing it. Look at Nusri, Brian. I'm not just doing this. But you saw my Instagram. He's still winning already. It's Rod P.A. about Thanksgiving not just on this. But you saw my Instagram. He's still waiting. It's Rod P. Have a Thanksgiving. He

front loaded. Yeah, Darren's probably the hardest core drinker. They only drink like this wine called Praseco. I think it's like a sparkly wine or something. I'm not exactly sure. But Darren drinks like Captain Captain and Coke, Captain Morgan. Sophisticated. Not Captain Jack Sparrow. Yeah, Captain Morgan. Oh, no, Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Morgan, he's a rung. I know, even at this age, which is usually when people get older, they do stuff. They start to lighten up, like unless you're an alcoholic.

Don't they start to lighten up, just drink beer, like this? That's what I've, yes, it's my experience. It's my experience. It's my experience. Now I'm like, yeah, I'm like, I'll take that bud like, give it to me. It's great. Mm-hmm Yeah, but it's heavy It's heavy ex-lick sir, right? Is that the word a liquor?

Elixir for Thanksgiving, right? And yes, is he drinking out of the bottle? No, no, yeah but I don't know he drinks he can drink like I can't Well, you can ask him to if you you want to see the old, see if he goes. Hey, Garo, it's one of the reasons. I'm going to focus for the action, make sure. You're going to get the last one. I've got to fuck out of here. Go away on front loading.

Yeah. I'm already front loaded, so it's too late. You know I can't go through this day if I don't front load? Yes. Do you see Pam and I are standing right there? Yeah. I was hoping to have the TV, like Mary Beth hired this company to come and put the TV on the wall, like hang it up and they fucking get the higher the company to do that.

It's a big TV. I'm not doing it. No, no fucking way. Like I already like the TV that would that mean you put up. Yeah, I was gonna say it was. That was calling me out of retirement. I actually should man because that TV was solid to the very end man. It never never never never tilted nothing.

Sage could have hung off that. Yeah, I fucking encouraged her several times. No, this is this is a pretty big TV and she hired these guys 85. I don't I don't I didn't buy a lot not the one who bought it. But she has these ideas. I'm gonna spend the John's of money. Oh, you better fucking believe it. Really? Oh, what's going on? Other day, Sejira's talking about she was like, um, she, we're going somewhere and she's like, I love spending money. I love spending money. She goes, my bestie love spending money. She goes my bestie love spending money

Spend a money Because dad does the worst kind of make it Scratch here all you guys do is fucking spend it well they have these grand ideas that they're going to start a twitch channel Say Jen Mary Beth and then they can monetize it By playing video games and shit like that, you know, like they have tip jars, things like that. Yeah. So hopefully that comes to fruition and you can make back some of the fucking money they're spending at both of them.

Well, you just moved in, it's gonna cost money to sell. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but there's shit where I'm like, really do we need this? Like she bought Mary Beth bought two pairs, like these two pairs of slippers that came in yesterday. What do they look like? There's, they're called birdies.

There's like this certain brand and they're just like slip-ons, like just like I'm wearing right now because when I left the house, I forgot I had slippers on and I got to the car and I was like, fuck it. It's too late to turn around. So I'm just walking out in these slippers. Oh my God, that's how it happens. Yeah.

The door is there, but can I have the turn and not have it? Or I can be the guy walking around with slippers. Give him a fuck. That's it. Yeah. So she buys these two pairs of slippers, and I'm like, but you're wearing a pair right now. So three slippers.

Three pairs of slippers. Plus her, these fucking slipper shock things that she buys from Aldi's all the time. It's like, oh, but they're so cute. These are, these are, she's got Thanksgiving slippers and Halloween slippers and all this other fucking. And I'm bloating with the two pairs of slippers. So these, I know are not the Aldi cost. So I'm like, what do you need them for?

She was like, but they were on sale. And I was like, I'm living in a fucking sitcom. Like this is what people say. They're like, even if you don't need shit. They're like, but was on sale. Right. Like that's something you would see on like Like a married person sitcom like that kind of crap. Do you consider snipping up a credit card like getting breaking out the scissors

Yeah, she's in charge all the finances It's over for me but on your slippers and go to work. Yeah, they go shuffle off to work fuck face. I want more slippers Okay, Yeah, fine, fine. I thought you killed one of what's your plan. I know you're going out to the family. Yeah, I'm going to go up to the Polkinos for the day. It's always nice. My niece is an effusal.

I'll be there. And that's rare to have them. It's a big, how many people we talking? Let's see, five and five. That's 10. Anything in the digit of fourteen people. Yeah, how many turkeys? Just two two turkeys my brother will bring the small turkey that he enjoys bringing and then My mother will be making the right what is BQ bringing? Desserts. Yes, I've been told to bring since I'm the only one that still lives on Stan Island Canola is a coming from me from Alfonso's on Staten Island, shout out to Alfonso's.

And then I'll speak to my stand-out, there's Chuck's here. And then wine, my mother asked me to get some wine. Oh yeah, what kind of wine you bring is like, it's like- Did she make a promise to walk like? This is like, the wines be dated, the wines be dated. Yo, oh! No, wine, we don't roll like that. By year, it's certain, like, shateau. I'm not paying attention, I mean. You don't like bring something from like 1900? No, it would be in 1922.

It'd be lost on us. $15,000. $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000, $1, us. $15,000. $25,000 wine. $20,000, $22 is how you're going. Yeah, that good vintage. $22,000. I've heard though, I've seen that it's, for a lot of people, it's very difficult to tell the difference between like a fucking $7

bottle of wine and a $70 bottle of wine. I can never. It seems like wine snobs are the ones who are like, oh, look at the balance. What's your corkage? Do you swim it like do you swirl it around and do all that crazy shit that? Stinky moors to type the pops the fucking cork out of this tea can you just drink that on the bottle? I'm pretty excited. It's all his eyes are spinning.

I'm pretty excited. Tell his eyes are spinning. Now I can handle Thanksgiving. We're not talking about the most important plans of Thanksgiving weekend though. That would be Black Friday. Black Friday weekend at the general store and online. We've got some new merch dropping. We're going to drop a video on the Twitter, or becuse Twitter, Brice Twitter, Sunday Jeff's Twitter, of what the items will be. We'll keep it a secret for now.

And midnight on Thanksgiving, the items will be up for sale, and general store will be open. And so it's all the Friday evening at like seven o'clock. Get him has promised to stay open the entire time. Get him has just said that he will stay up for over 48, 40 hours. Why are we asking that of him? He volunteered. I told him not to do it. Okay. I said, once we close the doors at two, I'm leaving at two. Yeah. Go lay on the on the couch, take, get a power nap. Yeah. And you know, open the doors again at like 11 a.m. or something.

Sure. No. You want to do it this way. I think it's for him. It's like a fun new tradition. He's going to be stinking. We're going to be starting. Okay. I was powering up his nine hours. I'm like, go about a two get up at 11. The dude can sleep for 40 hours straight. So that is a power to have that behind. Yeah. Yeah. And do you know this cue that I'm Monday?

He's off on Monday and Tuesday, and he sleeps 40 other 48 hours. I have heard this. Yeah, he puts himself into a like a coma. Yeah. Yeah. That dude, that street magician who goes into. David Blaine.

David Blaine. He slows his heart rate down. He's high roommates. Yeah. Yeah, I've heard that he spends a lot of time sleeping. I think when Helen was trying to get in touch with them for something, it was that was the excuse given that when he's not working, he's. So we're going to have a new shirt design and a new hoodie

and a new, I don't know, new fun item, I guess. And they'll be up for sale on tolmstevedev.com at midnight on Thanksgiving and as well as a general store. So supplies run out, supplies will be limited though. Yeah, so you haven't announced what it is. No, I thought it'd be fun to do it on our social media. So visually, I think visually is,

you just can't describe it, I don't think. Sure, I could describe it, but... Nah, people should see it, it's beautiful. Want to help, right? Want to help you? We had a boy's night out? We did have a boy's night out, yeah, it's just about to bring that up, you're not the only one out there. Well, well, well. Mm-hmm. We, uh, it was, I found it particularly enjoyable because I very rarely get to spend time with just walk one-on-one, you know

Oh, just to you. Yeah, what's night out? Where'd you go? We went to up to Montclair. We want to see Wasp. Oh Yeah, 80 shock metal band Sure, of course. I know was 40 year anniversary cube. Well, I still rocking it. Huh 1984 or 82? I guess they started 82 40 years, but I got into I'm in 84. I had a good time. Yeah, it was really fun. Yeah, the venue was like an hour from us, but it didn't seem that bad, you know, it wasn't, it was not awful, like, because yeah, like when I'm going to see, uh, blu October again, with Mary Beth on Tuesday, and I'm like so grateful, uh, October again with Mary Beth on Tuesday,

and I'm like, so grateful that the, that it's at the B.C., which is 10 minutes from my house. Um, this was an hour, but it didn't even matter, because you're in the car, you're talking to your buddy, you're fucking. Yeah, you have a fun. Yeah, you're not, you're not home. You're not like, you know, I'm just, I'm getting tired of

being home, man. Yes. We had good seats, too. We were able to sit the entire time. Awesome. We never stood once. Oh, that is. What brought me on a date as a matter of fact? Really?

We had to charge me for the ticket. Yeah, it was just birthday present. Yeah, right. You're nice. Oh, what? Oh, shit. I was looking forward to it, something else. That was your birthday present.

December 7th, don't expect anything from me. Just the memories of Blacky Lola. But you know what he did? You know, I don't think a lot of artists would do this. And I applauded it because I thought it was such a cool thing to do was when they played a song that they made a video for in the 80s, they had these big screens on and they would sink the video

of them singing it from the 80s that they played on MTV or ever these videos played to them today. And I don't think a lot of artists would do that because it's like really putting it out in everybody's face that they're 40 years older. Yeah. But I thought it was a cool fucking aspect of the show because some of these videos I really I didn't even know they made videos for somebody's songs. I never got rotation on MTV.

Yeah, I've seen that happen in other shows and I always feel like my god, like I saw a Sebastian Bach had a did it at his show. And if I'm Sebastian, I would be like looking at myself over to the election. I'm like, I'm 20 years old there. Like god damn it, those were the days. And then you know, and then you look in the mirror when you get off stage and you're like I'm in my late 40s singing fucking youth on wild. You know, so I think it's almost brave of them. Yeah, I love that. I love that they did that they embraced that it really, I don't want to get corny or I don't want to get um emotional but like it really brought me back to my headspace when I was watching

it of myself when I was introduced to that band. Yeah. And really made me remember what I was thinking for and what I was longing for. And at the time. At the time, yeah. And did you meet? I did. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I didn't have a lot of expectations. I really just wanted a normal. I was hoping to still be alive in my 15th. No, I wanted it. I wanted a job that I could have at home. And I just wanted, I wanted a TV family. Mm-hmm. That's what I longed for as when I was, well, I mean, it's weird that that was the back, that was the music of the backdrop of me laying in bed, listening to Wasp and like thinking about what I wanted out of life Oh, I pick offense that would right? It's the history of shock Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm an animal. I fuck like a beast That's sexy But that's what I think back into like I remembered my mind set my headspace and I was just like it really was It brought me right back to the things that I like when I was listening to that band and what I was wondering what would happen, you know, what would I grow up to be? What my life would become? Never long for like anything like success,

like in terms of like, like beyond TV or something, or like nothing like that. I would say 99.9% of young boys, your age, lying in bed listening to Wasp or like, I wanna be Wasp. I'm not like, I wanna have two dogs, two daughters. The dog was the thing,

the dog was something that I would think about often because I didn't have a dog for so long. It's like a Ruby. Right, but she passed away and my mom wasn't having another dog in the house. The machine never existed. So I had to get out of the house and to get the dog. But yeah, it was weird though, like I said, that that was the music though, that was the backdrop to those aspirations though.

Yeah, we did. We set, like you walk into, it was the Wellmont Theater in Montclair. I'm not sure if you're familiar with it, but it's like a lot of theaters. You walk in and there's a bar up front and there's a riser where there's like, I don't know, like what, four or five rows of chairs. And then the floor.

Sure. So we were sitting on the risers. It was the best. Just to have those seats, it was the best. We're sitting and then some, you know, so we were sitting on the risers. It was the best. Just just had those seats. It was the best. Like we're sitting and then some, you know, like, I'm a guess how much of a seat's worth. The birthday presents. You know, it was the best. So like, you know, I want you to know that I paid the best though. I would say those seats were probably, I would, I would go 85 bucks.

Higher. Higher? 100? 125. Get out of here really? probably I would I would go 85 bucks higher higher hundred hundred and 25 get out of here really that is very nice of you think even at 85 it would have been very nice I don't know what the first row was we had second row okay yeah how was the crowd was it was there was there a young was there an infusion of a youthful fans are you including us? Because we were the youngest ones there. Oh, my gosh. I saw some people younger. Yeah, but not many.

Mostly, I was like, mostly guys are age. Like I was saying, we were sitting there, and like there were a couple of seats to the left of me. And this one guy sat down. He's like, is there if I sit down here, I'm just my sciatic is killing me. Like, oh, this is where we're at. You know, it was mostly guys in their 50s and to their 60s, I'd say. But then there was some young metal girls, maybe one or two.

Yeah, that's important in a rock show. There was a couple that I could not stop watching because they just loved every minute of it. I did too, but they even went so far as to video on their phones, the breaking down of the opening band's gear and the setting up of Wasp's gear. They videotape that too as well. Like, who's gonna fuck a rewatch that?

Yeah. No. The half hour of breaking down of the gear of the opening band. To me, I find that very strange that they videotaped everything. Yeah, I saw, I just, I didn't watch it, but I saw a video on YouTube the other day, it was the guitarist from Megadeth.

He was like, hey, I'm gonna take it backstage and show you how they set up and all the guys, like that I kind of get, like if you're interested in that sort of thing, which I'm definitely not, but as a viewer, like when Wasp went on, it was, I mean, it had to be a good two minutes of just black with like tone, like tone,

like dark, no lights on. And there were people recording it, like every phone, and I was like, I cannot believe how many people are recording nothing. It's just dark. Would you be upset if you thought that, like, would the night be changed at all if you had suspicions

that the band was lip syncing or not playing? Would the night, it probably wouldn't change my experience too much, but I would be like, I mean, I went so pissed and you tell me that kiss was lip syncing? Yeah, they have backing tracks. I don't know. You went before it got really obvious though, I think It was fun I because I have strong suspicion Well, this is my singing his mic stand was so big it was like a us like a motorcycle Like headstock with like the head the bars, but like a big skeleton up front

So you could barely see him Yeah, he was hiding behind this mic stand. Yeah, and a lot of times when he wasn't at the mic stand He had his back to the audience. I noticed and also the song sounded so much like the album cuts. Yeah, way too Way too similar probably not even possible after all these 40 years You still sound exactly the same like the track still sounds as good as it did on the CD or the cassette. It's the last band, you know, baby. But it didn't take anything away from me. I still, I wouldn't have enjoyed it more

if it turned out he was singing. Yeah. I'd be like, it's still a bit of a mystery. It's the same, yeah. The, and the opening band, they immediately had a Mayacopa where the singer came out and he's like, I blew my voice out at the concert the night before something.

So we flew in this guy from Austin. I guess it's a friend of theirs. I don't. I mean, he was good. He was the I was armored. Saint was the band. He was a good singer, but I didn't notice a person to a wall pointed it out that he appeared to be reading the lyrics. Oh, really? From Papalore. Yeah. Turn the page and even for the lyrics, he would have to be reading the lyrics, which is, I mean, if he's pinching in the last minute. But I swear to God though, though, like, I don't think anybody could tell the lyrics because it's just screaming.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's really what mattered if he missed the lyric. I don't think unless those hardcore armored St.Fans were like, hey, wait a second. And it's weird how stinking, like, they appeared to be as proficient as any other band like I mean and they were they're also celebrating their 40th year. Oh wow. Being a band and and like what is it about like because Walt didn't know one song from Armored City. I didn't know one song from Armored City. So what was it like how did we miss out on

Armored City when they just didn't get you radio playing on them. Yeah, or something. But the, I mean, forget what I was gonna say now. Fuck, yeah, go ahead. J- sorry. I was waiting on you. Yeah. We could talk about. Oh, yeah.

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Yeah. You said something, you said you saw a bumper sticker. I couldn't understand it. It was in Manhattan this morning when I was driving a home from the charity thing. And took a picture of it because I couldn't fucking figure out what it meant. I don't know if it's a saying, but this is what it says. One kind of protection is unfeasibility of sin. One kind of protection is unfeasibility of sin.

Any idea? Sounds like a religious Bible quote. Well, yeah, I mean, it's got sin in it. This is by the way, it's an Uber. It's a taxi. And you think that they should remain unpolitical? No, I don't care what they put on the car. I just don't fucking understand what it means. I would love for anybody to help me out with this one. Brian? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't know. what it means. I would love for anybody to help me out with this one. Brian? No, no, no, no, no. I don't know, I have no idea. Why did you sound like you're a dog?

I didn't even know the word unfeasibility, but I thought it was infeasibility, so I'm not even sure of the wording. One kind of protection is unfeasibility of sin. What does unfeasibility mean right off the bat? It's not feasible. It's not possible. We're practical.

Okay, it's not feasible. It's not possible. We're practical. It's not practical. One kind of protection is the unpractible, unpractible. How you say it? I'm saying, impractical. I'm sin. Yeah. I don't know. I hear protection, I think. I think rubber. Oh, I see. You think this is the thing about sex. I think it could be something about, I think it has something to do with. Like a pro life thing. I think it would be a pro life thing. Oh, okay. I don't know though, you know. Let me look at it through that lens.

One guy. Can you type in that saying in Google? No, I was driving. Okay. Well, I saw something two out in the wild. It's not as you're not going to have to decipher it as hard to figure out what's going on. But I'm walking around the auction or the flea market in English town. And there's a dude in front of me and I can't believe what I see on the back of his shirt as he has a drawing. Well, he has a sign, like a speed limit sign

that says 69 miles per hour. Yeah, boy. And then there's the drawing of two people engaged into 69. Holy shit. And then it says assholes live forever. 69 miles per hour. Okay.

Yeah, you're getting a real ash shot. Right? It's like a guy's head. It's the backside of the woman. So you see her behind, sitting on the guy's face. And it's a black and white drawing. So it's kind of hard to like to sell immediately what's going on. You really gotta look at it for a second.

Well, to like soak it in and see what you're seeing. Well, it's a skeleton, 69. That's the weird part. What do you mean that's not a skeleton? I have hair. Look at his hands. OK, he has skeleton. All right, it's a skeleton. It's not a skeleton.

She's not, but she's definitely 69 in a skeleton. Oh, yeah, you're right. But I said, OK, yeah, you're right. I mean, how many things does a shirt want going on? I want it. And what is that about, man? I just was like, I wanted to be like, guys, what is she sucking? Right, exactly.

What is down there on the skeleton? But I want to be like, question. What does this mean? But he was like, fuck a massive. I don't know how it would handle me critiquing a shirt. Because God forbid he doesn't know.

And I know. I do think I found my thanksgiving shirt though. I don't know. Wearing it around the family. Could you wear that shirt, Q? Even a new 20s. You're like, this is a great shirt man. You saw you see it by the store.

You can't wait to wear it. Where, where? Like that's a concert. It's kind of shirt you find it a boardwalk. Yeah. Not only do I think I could have worn it then, I believe I could wear it now. I'm talking like a one-off,

I'm going to Asbury Park for a show, so I'm going to do that. Could you walk out of the house that you're still living at home? Yeah. You're like, you're like, you're like, bye, Bob, see you later going out and she sees that shirt

yeah i don't think it would go well yeah i couldn't wear that shirt yeah i don't think i would have that i think that's a get your own apartment shirt that in my turkey decoration it is a weird mentality though of um for someone to be like fuck yeah man like this. Like this. 69 so much. Yeah, like, I could put it on my shirt. There's really people get shirts of like representing something they like. I'm also, yeah, I do. I do.

We know, yeah, it's a given. You're a dude. We know you like 69. Yeah, how old was he? Which is like, Oh God, he had to be late 30s or 40s. So it was like, like a kid's 18, you get it.

And there's kids around and everything. Mm-hmm. It's like you should do all that. You get it. And there's kids around and everything. It's like come on bro, show some fucking class. You're at the English taught auction. What? Where do we see that guy we're in a shirt that said it was a guy. It's a shirt that's sorry boys I eat pussy. I might have been key words.

I apologize to him. I think it was key words. Sorry boys I eat pussy I might have been he was I Must be was yeah, sorry boys. I ate pussy. I was like it's a fucking type of genius. It just isn't You guys are apologizing to the presumably gay dudes who are gonna want to suck up offer have him suck them off My apologies I eat pussy Holy shit man, That's so funny. What else do I got for this week? I had Tom Brady and Jizelle think goes on. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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Why does that make you like like Sunday Jeff left to what I wanted to be like Because people at home can't see your face He turned into like a nun like a just the disapproval There was so palpable like like she sounds to hell you know that right? Yeah, it was that in a month. It was so funny to see you care so much. I'm not. Because who gives a fuck? Who shows you to fuck someone else? She's hot.

But seven days later, that's so disrespectful to everybody, to him, your family. You don't need to be out and about that quickly. Well, also, it's like, if she cares about Tom Brady's feelings at all, she's going to realize that he's going to put together, like, so wait a second, she's with her jujitsu instructor seven days. Yeah, that's what's the answer to her karate instructor. Well, he's not like a guy she just met.

Oh, she's known him for a long time. So most people are going to put two and two together, even if two and two don't equal four. Yeah. And this, like, we don't know if it equals four, but it sure looks like. It looks like it. It does.

But it looks like it. Essles live forever. Yeah. That's not even me. Right. I didn't think that. They don't. I don't think that involved the asshole.

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I know, like, I know society and me in particular, I don't get to put parameters on when it's okay for her to date again. Sure, but you got my opinion. Right, can I have an opinion? Of course. But like, when I put that opinion out there that I was like, you know, she,

like Tom Brady was made out to be this inhumane monster who was so selfish and only cared about was football. And that's why Giselle supposedly left him. And then, and like, and then I say, well, it doesn't look like football was really the reason why she wanted out of the marriage. It looks like she wanted a marriage because of a difference. Like she may have been attracted to this karate instructor. It was never about like Tom Brady not retiring.

You knew about the karate instructor? Only now I know about it because it was on. Oh, we used to have a suit. The tab was something like that. Well, everybody used to assume that the reporting was she was unhappy that Tom wouldn't retire. Yeah. right? That was that that was the The the headline struts this whole thing right and I said to you and to everybody who would listen She didn't love Tom because if you love Tom

You don't divorce him because he wants to play one more year football But you do divorce him if you got a fucking hunky karate instructor Throw it in his face. But at least you'd divorce him before you do it. Okay, if you want to live in Oz. I thought the weirdest thing was that she brought the kids with this guy. After a week, my parents were divorced. It was just traumatic.

I wouldn't imagine for any kids. But then like, now we're going on vacation in Costa Rica with this guy, like this, this karate instructor. Yeah, it seems unusual. And I, I, I tweeted some things and there are some people who would just will, who are still like, it's still Tom Brady's fault, 100%.

And I'm just like, how, how could if he's, if he was being cheated on, if, if, how the fuck can he be still be the blame for it? Well, maybe he drove her to cheat. Oh boy, what a apologize. I wish, I, like, guys have been all up and trying that, got that fucking, that excuse for since the dawn of time, right? You drove me to it at your fault.

Yeah. It don't work that way. No, you know, I don't think you're gonna get that sympathy. I think if he, if he was the one stepping out on her, Yeah, don't work that way. No, you know, I don't think you're gonna get that sympathy I think if he if he was the one stepping out on her you think he'd get the same like people like just Leaving her he'd probably yet he probably lose half his career Well, no cheat that could NFL wouldn't be like you can't play football in the work as you cheat on your wife Oh, they should kill people Be the shit out of women like on camera and they still get the play right what is sport? I'm not peeing. Get the murderous shit right? I'm not peeing. I'm not peeing. I'm not peeing.

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Get the murderous shit right? I'm not peeing. I'm not peeing. Get the murderous shit right? I'm not peeing. I'm not peeing. Get the murder at the fucking ratings. Look at the ratings. And tell me it's America's past time. Nobody who won this world series this year. What do you have the Astros? Oh man. If I follow, it's my past time god damn it. I'm an America who they beat. Phil it off you. Yeah. Phil it. I don't know know I wanted to be part of it. I don't know shit either But yeah, that's tough, don't man, and I I

I feel like what a fucking tough time for this to happen at the holidays for Tom Yeah, well, you don't think he's already moved on He doesn't have a little instructor of his own on the side. Yeah, I heard there's a lot of like models and those types throwing themselves at him. I'm on it up, yeah, I mean, it's Tom Brady, but like I still think there was rumors and there was again there was newspaper articles about that he still wanted to work it out. That's why he left the team for 10 days. He made this last impassioned effort to be able to save the marriage. Let's save the marriage and it didn't work.

Now, of course these could be false and made up bullshit, but if it's true, yeah, that's sad that he still would have like said, let's make this workout even though, you know, you got bud. Yeah, I know it does. But what do you, what do you, you, he'll be okay. Like, he'll be all right. That, how long are they married? Ten years? No, they're in a while, yeah. I think it was over 10 years. Over 10 years?

Yeah, it was when I went to Costa Rica. Remember I was in that place. We joke around, the sleepiness comes. We just sleep in this, yeah, like soaking up the sheets and stuff like that I think yeah everybody heals but this is still so raw and so new and it's got to be so like devastating to you know public so public has he doing the season uh he looks like he's kind of writing the ship it's been a rough season but now he now it all

makes sense man like if he was dealing with this kind of mental baggage. Yeah like every time you threw the ball he just thought about that karate just. You know, in my mind Tom Brady is Jim from the office. No. Can you imagine if Jim found out that Pam was cheating on him? Yeah. That's what I think it's like as they were perfect together. I think Tom loved Giselle just as much as Jim loved Pam. Where are you getting that from? This is just the story of the Miami.

So let's just go in this. He was really involved. So if Jim found out Pam was stepping out on him, I think it would hard for him to go to the office and and crack jokes at Dwight's expense Yes, like it's hard for Tom to throw touchdowns when he's got this going on at home Well didn't Jim steal her from someone else. He never stole her now No, he didn't he kissed her when they they were still dating when they she and what's it? Oh come on now But they are meant to be together But we'd take towards the end of the show wasn't I?

Brian almost didn't he almost come in and fucking take over? I hate that show. I hate the oh, yeah I only want to really want to make it look good. Yeah, everybody loves it. He will fall in love with Jim I mean, I've seen enough of it. I can't say I've never seen it that that would be not true You will root for them like no fixed fictional couple you've ever rooted for. She's, I thought I was the one on drugs, man. It's like sort of God. They're so fucking smug and annoying the both of them.

Oh really? I think they're so fucking, there's so much better than everyone else in the office. Like Jim's constantly like turning and smirking at the camera like can you believe us? Yeah, Jim is so fucking great and so smart. Why is he working a fucking paper company? Oh, do that. Yeah, that's like saying fucking great and so smart, why is he working a fucking paper company? Oh

That's like saying someone can't be like really solid because they don't have a fucking super successful No, they can be sawed. He could be solid. He thinks he's above everybody there though He thinks he's better than everybody there. So it's like if you're so great. Why are you with all these fucking morons? You see the way you know the way that you guys trick get him. Yeah, whoa Wait a second You see the way, you know, the way that you guys trick get him? Yeah. Oh. Wait a second. Oh. But like, get him is a Dwight shrewd kind of character.

And it's kind of like plating you, take it down to the farming and show. Yeah, you take the piss out of him or you have a little bit of fun with him because he is eccentric. Mm-hmm. There's nothing wrong with him. I don't mind the show. In fact, the stuff with Dwight is the only good stuff, I think. It's Steve Carell was there.

The Steve Carell and Dwight stuff was great. Steve Carell leaves the only time I like it after that is, at all, is Robert California's character, which I know you probably don't like. Oh, did you like him? Yeah, I thought he might have been too weird for you. Yeah, I can't believe you never watched it, you know. I have watched, I think I watched first like two, two, three seasons. Oh, so you like him? I thought he might have been too weird for you. Yeah, I can't believe you never watch the queue I have watched I think I watched first like two two three seasons. Oh, so you saw the yeah

You saw the love affair blossom and and I watched the whole of the British one a couple of times I like that one too. Yeah, the British one's fucking great But yeah, so I you know, I know everybody loves it Right, but I thought that there'd be more like Support online for Tom and it seemed to be they still everybody online was still like. Does he still the goat man? Yeah, but not at home it's not a goat existence at home and you have this kind of like shit to deal with. Dude it's like everybody has lost his wife to a karate instructor. But it really goes to show you that like you could be at the pinnacle of your

your profession, and you're still susceptible to what everybody else is susceptible to. It still is the same things that like the guys who put you know, who have normal jobs who will live in that anonymity and you know, they're not they're not they're they're break up where their divorce isn't headline news but they're dealing with the same stuff. Damn shit. They find someone they don't have a dick. They don't have a billion dollars in fucking models lighting up to suck your cock.

Do you think Tom does really know? Do you think he does that? Do you think he wants that at this point? I don't think so. No, that I don't think but the one at in time and it'll still be there. Yeah. think so no no that I don't think but the one at in time and still be there yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm like, well Smith! What's on Tom Brady assured that said sorry boys, I like to eat pussy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha comes out, time comes out. Does it change anything for you, right? It's light in the cleats. Absolutely not. It's not happening.

But of course, of course, of course, but like, there's no way. You're still way, you're still way of braiding shirts. I'm still wearing my braiding jerseys. Oh, look at this guy. But now they're rainbow braiding jerseys and shit. I buy one of those two. Would you? Yeah, no, yeah, no one changed nothing but an eight. I'm gonna bro. No, look at that dude.

He's different man or woman. Whole 30 sex onto a self. What that goes to show you too, Q. Oh, tell all your celebrity friends. Don't go after a supermodel. They don't make good wives. They will never make good wives. They're too high maintenance. Their asses have been kissed since they were probably 16 years old. Bowie had a pretty successful model wife, right? He was a bad man. That why, she allowed him to go do whatever he wanted to do while that freaky shit.

Maybe, just I'll wanna let Tom go off exploring, man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you know, I think. I think I can't, you don't marry Supermodel. Go marry like a good girl from the wing. You're a solid five. Like a new England.

Like a five or six. Somebody who worships him and does never going to ever do anything crazy, like what she's all did. Wait, what? You think? I think he should go back to New England and get a good Boston girl, you know, that knows you know, like a disguise so they like him for him and not for because if you're Tom Brady,

how the fuck can you meet anyone? Yeah, that doesn't know who you are and what you've accomplished. And not, yeah yeah and not think like She wants something from me right so you might as well just go back to the wangland where you're a god Some towny gig And at the night at the bar. He's like that's the girl for me You guys want to take this Travertizing You guys want to take this seriously? It's fucking traumatizing.

What's traumatizing to you? I don't want to talk about Tom Steve. Tom Steve David's old grandma. Shut it down. Tom Steve David's all around us. Shut it down.