Tell Em Steve-Dave - #556: Q’s Cup Overfloweth

Episode Date: May 1, 2023

Q costs TESD a guest. Bry offends someone by calling her old. Bry, Walt, and Frank5 go to Kmart.

Well, maybe she didn't want to be locked into a second dinner with you. That's here, then, has some fun with me again. Well, she likes it or not down the road. I hear that a lot. I've done with it. I'm done getting crunked. And then inevitably you're like a weak layer man. I'm so crunked. Tell them Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tellum Steve Dave here with Walt. Yo, and I'm here with a very taxi driver-esque looking cute. Hello.

I'm trying to spickle. Yeah, a big collection. Yeah, you know, I wasn't prepared to be on camera today. Yeah. So this might. Looking good, though. Oh, yeah. Looking that laid back.

Yeah. This is it. This is a real me. I'm going to look. All right. Listen to you. This is a real me. That's a real you. Yeah. This is a real me. All right, listen to you. This is real me. That's a real. Yeah, this is a real me.

All right. This is making me look cool. So if you're listening to this on audio, you can go to YouTube at TESD town and check out the video. And if I might remind some of you last week, I said, what we're going to do this week is we're going to do this week is we're going to do a split screen because we want to try something different. We're sort of like experimenting with this kind of stuff.

And a couple assholes have to fucking be like, it looks like shit. You guys are lazy. Did you? Guess what dickheads? We're not doing the fucking editing. It has nothing to do with lays. Who do we pass it on to? No, the reason is that like the split screen is easier, like there's no editing involved.

So Rupert can just put it up there and do whatever he does, much faster processing time. So less work. Less work, right. Somebody say lazy. No, some might say that we were giving them some are saying lazy. Some are saying lazy, but it has nothing to do with Lays. No, has everything to do with like here's two different ways we can present it Which ones do you guys like better some people like the split screen better people don't this particular cock

Had to fucking mouth off and I was so fucking annoyed. I went out of my way last week to be like here's what we're gonna try no Yeah, there's always some fucking dickhead who asked of mouth off. Yeah, you know, do you know who this dickhead is? And I didn't even I'm not gonna name him. Could I mean, is this a repeat dickhead? No, I just saw it once. All right. And then I wrote back some snarky comment. And I don't look again soon.

So what are we doing today? Split screen. What we doing today? Rup split screen. You're going to do regular? Why you don't want to take the heat? Come on, scam. But come on, Michael. Come on, you little plus

Take fucking credit Yeah, we got lots of stuff to ask Cooper I'm concerned for him about what? sell in a minute Concerned for his health So this is everybody. This is Brian Rupert. I'm sure you've seen him before on video.

Yeah. If you have Patreon probably. And he's one of the camera guys editors. And the first week he did the like back and forth editing. The next week we did the split screen. We were talking like, you know, because Q schedule is pretty erratic. If it's just me and you, then it's easy.

We could shoot it on Tuesday. He could have all week to edit. But like today, you know If it's just me and you, then it's easy. Like we could shoot it on Tuesday, he could have all week to edit. But like today, you know, it's Wednesday. Sometimes it's Friday, Saturday, sometimes. Sometimes it's Sunday. And we only knew yesterday that we're going today. Right, yeah.

So the reason was so that we could get the episodes out faster to everyone. Nothing to do with laziness. Yeah, right? Yeah. Well, you saw comments and you thought you waited in your mind and you're like, I'm just going to go back to the, because people like to see like if I'm talking and I say something and you guys laugh, they want to see your reaction. If one of you guys says something and I laugh, they want to see my reaction, you know, they want to see, and I thought the Joe DeRosa episode was a perfect example of like, if you're just listening to audio, all you see is wall, all you don't see walled face.

So you don't see that dismissive, you're so fucking stupid. How could you not get this look? And I feel like that's important to capture. So I don't know, Rob. You're going to be the myster then, you're gonna have to, how long does it take you to cut it versus split screen? Split screen is literally, just putting it on top

of each other, making sure it's framed and getting it out. It requires almost no work at all. The other one, I actually watch each angle, I see which is best for the conversation. You know, like I really take my time with it and I try to do the best I can. So. So people are saying they like your hard work better than I think most. Yeah. Well, that's like, right. It's nice. Yeah. Your work's appreciated. Yeah. I could put out both because the split screen is so

easy to do and give people the option but you know could do that. Yeah and not only is he our cameraman editor, he's also our booker. He's the guest booker. He made us look like a asshole stuff. He's going to reveal something. Oh really he did. Yeah remember what he did. He did say something that was kind of like questionable to one of the potential guests of one of their, I guess, our handlers. Okay. He also says he has some major news to drop today about a guest. He is pretty sure it's gonna become a not not pretty sure Did you get that devil's guy after all? Did you get that devil's guy after all? God, well, what was the, yeah, we were kind of, I don't think we even told you.

Yeah, you sent us what you sent to Henry Winkler's, the frauds' handlers. And you described our podcast as reaching millions. Yeah. Yeah. If you're including a practical jokeer's then yes. But if you're only including tell see Dave It might be a little bit of a I I viewed it like I don't know so I could just plead ignorance and it makes you guys seem much more attractive

Hey, but you should know you shouldn't be ignorant on anything or Listen, oh, no, I don't I'm not sure either Yeah, that was my only thing that kind of made me go. Yeah, it was great otherwise, but I'm just like, how do we prove that we're millions of people listen to us? Yeah. Million, not just one million. Millions.

Millions people listen to us. Yeah, I might think. Every way we'd be the biggest fucking show. Yeah, we would be like, rogans. Yeah. Yeah. All right. All right.

Oh, Rupert. So you're working on Henry Winkler. It's looking good. It's almost a lock. So you're working on Henry Winkler. It's looking good. It's almost a lock. Have you heard back from Henry Winkler? Henry Winkler's camp completely ignored me. So he's no closer. All right, but who have you made some inroads to?

So today I contacted Ace Freely's camp, the guitarist. It's like coming, you never know. I know he lives in Jersey, he's local. I contacted Peter Chris too. They didn't get back to me. But someone in Aces Camp did respond. And they're going to run it up the flag, Paul. They said, this is almost as good as getting them.

Just the responses enough for me. Yeah, what did you say? Yeah, just last time you said just the fact that he reached out was enough for you. So now you're demanding more. Now you're like, I want somebody to answer. And I'm getting more. Yeah. But what was the fact that he reached out was enough for you. So now you're demanding more like I want somebody to answer What did what was the response? I'll read it. Wow

Who gave you this? This person so and so is best suited to help with this request. I'll let the take two of you take it from here and That was little intro. That's good. It's the first step. He's a shuffling off the little intro that's good. It's the first that's a shuffling off responsibility. Yeah. I mean, we get asked to go on podcast all the time and I hate doing every one of them. Well, because most of the people that ask you, they have like 12 listeners and you're like, look, I understand your fledgling podcast.

Like I used to do it for people. Yeah. But it doesn't do anything. There's nothing in it for you. No, no, no. Just the feeling of helping somebody out. Yeah, which is fine and cool like that I mean, I don't think I've ever been on like this podcast aside like on

I like I don't even know what a huge podcast would be Like Bill Burge or Rogue I'm not I'm not getting on those. Yeah, like they're not gonna have me on So so then everybody else is just kind of what I have already in my own Unless it's Sal and duro's is Yeah, so you know, I get why they're not answering these Stuff like that is my point anything from the Buzz Aldrin camp. I actually followed up Follow ups are that's cool too. I really love doing the follow up and I still haven't heard back.

Give him set the bar so low. The goal is to have somebody singing and that's see that isn't a rupee. Okay. Why you worried about his health? Why am I worried about his health? Cause I normally don't go on Facebook. Once in a while though, like I'll go on there

to look at something or a marathon something link or something yeah and I go on and I see this now this is like I feel like Walt falls into this as well this is a Brian Rupert post from like probably seven or eight days ago I will never know joy or happiness I can't wait till my fedass heart explodes in. Now, I'm assuming the devil's wants to. Yeah, that's a minute after game, game two, right? It was game one with you. What is wrong with you? First off, you're posting like a fucking teenage girl looking for attention.

Why would you write that? I was just making us look like a bunch of sissy's, man. And then on top of it, I'm like, this is a guy with a wife and a kid on the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give some fuck about the devils. Did the post have like something to signify that you were talking about the devils, like an emoji, a hockey emoji?

I just assume anyone who actually knows me and knows their game shall act five one would know. Yeah, that's pretty heavy shit to just lay out in the world, man. I know, I probably shouldn't have done it. You know, that's one I regretted the next day. I mean, just deleted. Yeah. I could. I was shouldn't have done it. You know, that's one I regretted the next day, just deleted.

Yeah. I could. I was just to edit it, just put hashtag, New Jersey double right. JK. Yeah. We have a number of things that are like, it's root-consuming suicide.

We don't know what. Oh, you didn't hear? The devil's got shellac. I saw that I was like, there's something wrong with people who are really in the sports. There's something definitely like missing in their brain that they give a fuck if a team wins or not. Why is it different from a movie?

What do you mean? Like UFC movies, they're all fictional characters and doing made up stuff. Like why does that matter? Because it's a story. But with sports, you're kind of like, like these guys are like, we won. The number of times I hear people, like as if they're on the team, like, oh, we won. We lost. We're doing it. Because you're a fucking sports fan. Yeah, but you don't think that no one becomes the extension of a city. Well, you state pride.

State pride. How else do you display your state pride, Rup? I have a house. Okay. He came to Jersey. He was a satin islander. Now he's a house. He came to Jersey. He was a Staten Islander. Now he's a. It's because it was too expensive there. Yeah, but he's like, he, he, he, he loves Jersey so much. He moved here. He loves it. Devil so much. He's like, I got to get a Staten Island and represent

Jersey. I feel like it was his wife saying we're moving the New Jersey. I'll start packing. Oh, my heart is blown. Yeah, I, I could recall those feelings, you know, devastating losses in 94 in 2001. And even if there was social media back then, I wouldn't have written that. That's, yeah, that's a little bit to like, you're too wrapped up. It makes people concerned. Like, I know, Rupert, so I'm like, he's not gonna fucking kill him, so. But yeah, people who may be like fringe or like,

just see it or like, whoa, what's with this guy? Yeah. What about your family when they see something like they don't reach out and be like, what's going on? They're so used to shit like that. Like, you know, I've been a Jets fan my whole life. So they kind of know how it goes.

And is this the only thing that gets you blue sports? I get blue about other stuff, but this just will send me like actually anger. Like I don't get angry. I get like angry to depressed. So that's kind of where that sends me. And do you think maybe then you maybe sports isn't for you then maybe you should take a break.

And yeah, you like lots of other stuff. You like movies and TV and all kinds of shit. Like just drop the sports, drop the devils, drop the judge shit. Would you be happier? Yeah. Maybe, but I couldn't do it. Like I've tried. Dude, I don't want to watch sports. I'm happy I am. I'll tell you, but I am a case you could look at though. For the last five years, I didn't follow the devils. I didn't have that awful feeling in my stomach. I didn't have those ups and downs and those horrible those when you know that you know you're all we're gonna win. Oh no we lost and you're you're crashing and have that for five years and I was happier. I thought But we watched the playoff games together. You were right back into it. I saw you screaming mother fucker at the TV. I was But I'm setting myself up for this asterisk.

I'm setting myself up for the inevitable crash and where I'm going to be miserable for like two days. And I wonder if I made a gigantic mistake, you know, going back into this. Well, it just depends if they win or not. Right, but it odds are they're not gonna go all the way. They win though, you do carry that for a year. Oh, that's a pretty good feeling.

It's almost to you. Yeah, you're right. You're right. But it's on the next one. You're like, oh, they won this year. I don't care. Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

I got you. Yeah. Can't win them all. I guess we still got it. Yeah, I understand. Yeah. So yeah, I mean, I want to see how you react, you know, when, when, when, because we watched a couple games together and the devils have won both of those games.

So I want to see how you react. Um, you know, I had to take your phone away. Oh, or block you up. What? Because of, is this way you can't go post on a Facebook, some crazy ass shit. Would you let me have your phone in case you don't do shit like that. And then after the game, just go to some pick it up. Yeah, I find it really weird like me like I find like caring about if a sports

team winner loses. Yeah, like that feeling is like me trying to feel like what it is to get a period or something, which men can get. Very good Brian. Thank you. get. Very good, Brian. Thank you. Well, here's the thing. If you watch the team regularly and you get to know the players, then it's almost like you're watching a scripted TV show

because you develop a relationship with individual players. Like I thought it'd wrestling, but in hockey? Same show. Yeah. Yeah, because at least hockey's real. Right. So that's a lot more invested in it. Because at the end of the day,

you can always be like, well, I was scripted. You know, I mean, it's a storyline. Right. But this isn't a storyline though. So. And it's also like, I do think it could be because, I don't know if you have any hobbies though. Who may?

Yeah, you. Well, what do you consider a hobby? Something that you enjoy doing? Video games sometimes. Yep. You were hot and heavy on that for a while. Yeah. I don't play many video games anymore.

I've been more into the YouTube stuff. I'm like researching a lot about YouTube and shit. Sage wants to start her channel. So I'm going to be on her channel. That's good. We're going to play Uno. Because they won't let me play video games. Because I get too mad. So they're gonna play the video games. And you're concerned about him. But at least you're posting a fake. Your family only knows that I might show myself to

mad. Yeah, they won't marry. I won't play with me at all anymore. And stage probably would, but I don't really like playing the game. She plays. So I was like, all right, well, what can I do then? And I was like, well, while they're playing the video games, I'll run the chat. And then on the other side, I'll play board games with them. Play the Bruno.

And like, Bruno sounds pretty boring on the surface. But stage talks so much fucking trash. It's unreal. It's unbelievable. And. I was playing with her the other day And I was like I wish this was recorded. She won't stop. She won't let up on me Just grinding you yeah grinding me down Can't stand it all right. So how are you gonna how are you gonna operate moving forward? Because you can't live like this right? You can't live with this for this many months out of this out of the year, live with this kind of,

this kind of distress and this kind of anxiety. Well, he's the type of sports fan that I wasn't though. He has multiple teams that he likes and he loves. So he's able to then, but like if the devil's gonna eliminate it, he's able to immediately go, all right, we'll just got in our Rogers. So he'll be able to hang his hat on something else. So he's sad that wound with the jet stuff. Okay. But it's just a

temporary fix. Right. Because, you know, the odds are Rogers may have a good year, but it's probably not going to be a Super Bowl year. Can I call something? Yes. Jets are winning the Super Bowl with our Rogers. Oh boy. Call him it now. You shouldn't do that. I'm saying myself. Do I have a bad boy? You want that? I don't even know who's in the Super Bowl. I'll bet you. No, no, no, that's another thing he may never problem with.

Oh, really? Yeah. He's got to get in with it. Oh, really? You know, I'll text you later. I can make back that pay the pay the money on the guy. It's not only Rupert's paying for me. He did just flew into the coop.

It is. That's the guy you want to sit next to. They catch your fucking life and fight for all of that. You have to put this on two cards. This card's at three hours before now. Looking at it, it's just 34 minutes. Okay, we can just do a second. I'll pop in a second. Alright, what the fuck? I'm gonna buy 100 gig cards.

I'm tired of it. Okay, so last week, or the week before, we went to see Bruce Campbell. Yeah, I told the story last week. Yeah, I wondered why people were asking about the cup. People were talking about the cup, but would version of the story did you tell of the cup? The real version. Well, where you were looking around for it, and we were sitting at the table watching you look for it.

What was it a regular episode? It was a regular episode. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, it was on the regular episodes. So, so yeah, Bruce Campbell made me, he poured me his personal tequila stock into the cup. Right. Gave it to me. Fucking hero made me a drink. Made me one too. And then, right in the garbage. We're walking around with it. It wasn't like I stole it off the, off the, it's true.

You were still drinking because he gave us a lot of tequila. It was like that. Yeah. So like we just took and walked off his tour bus and we're like walking around with it. And then at the end of it, I was like, well, why would I throw this out? Like Bruce Campbell made me a drink in this.

I'll keep this sentimental. Now, it wasn't like it was an evil dead cup or anything. It was just like I had some random and sigma on it. Right. I heard you may have been a little blotter though. Not at that point. I was later. No, maybe that's why you put so much emphasis on cup.

Well, that's another thing I'm sure that I have to correct. I didn't put that much emphasis on the cup. Oh, yes, he did. Oh, yes, he did I wish I recorded it. So do I Over by the bar and you're looking all over the place and those people are going crazy the helpers The staff is going not right. They were right. They're looking all over far with you. Okay. He can't find it He's just characterizing one of two things already, but the next thing you know they start plunging their arms down to their fucking shoulders and garbage cans and coming up and bustered and shit all over them. Mr. Quinn, Mr. Quinn.

Yeah. Okay. We can't find it. So this is what happened. All right, we're standing at the bar. We ordered food. We went to a table. I got to the table.

I said, Oh, shit, I left my cup at the bar, went back to the bar, I said, it wasn't on the bar. I said, Hey, guys, by any chance, was there a blue cup here? And now is this just, again, I wasn't given a good description. Is this like just like a blue solo cup, like a plastic cup? You know, a little bit for you. A little bit more than that, but yeah, sure. So just a plastic cup.

It's not a solo cup. That would come in a bag. It's like if you went to a concert, if you went to a concert and bought it, they would give you a like a plastic cup. It says like, the Joel on the side. Okay, I think you did show to me last weekend. Oh, did I? You refreshed my memory now?

So now, what, because he wasn't there, I, he doesn't know, I said, I said, no, you know, I was literally like no big deal. If you guys threw it out, I said, it's fine, but I said, if you have it, I want it. Right. They, then yes, they started going all over the place. Look at her. And I was over there going not going like Guys find the cup. I was going guys. It's not a big deal I'm going. It's not a big deal. I said I said it's my own fault I said I left it on the bar so don't don't worry about he starts digging through the garbage

I'm going don't I'm like buddy don't I go for the top of the garbage. It's fine I go but don't go digging through it So I go stop I go stop stop stop and then I walk over to the table and they're laughing. And I'm like, I'm like, guess, hold on like the guy said to him. I'm like, why the fuck did you do that? I go, the guy's hand was in the fucking garbage. I'm like, why'd you let him do that? They laugh and I like the funny thing in the world. They deserve it. They deserve it. Why? If that was my cup, they never would have went in the garbage.

It's only because they wanted to suck your dick. All right. That's why. So I thought it was fucking funny that they deserve it. They deserved it. They took my friend away. I took my friend away. I go out with my friend to a restaurant, to a show.

I get to see him for two minutes maybe. I also took two. Everybody's taking pictures. Glad hand and all kinds of shit. Cue's preaching to some fucking kid about life. I was teaching that kid lesson. Like an hour. Yeah, like an hour.

You were glad out of this place. He was. That that point. Well, that guy was a weed dealer. Oh, was he? Yeah, that's why. I can pull out some weed and we started smoking a joint

and then I can shut up. Yeah. Oh, whoa, you're, do you want to reveal that? What about the firehouse? Oh, I'm not worried about that. It's legal. You can talk about that. So he did. I will say this for you. I will say this for so long about firehouse, right? Well, I was never, never smoke the one I was in the firehouse. Oh, I'd made it because you wanted to go back. I can't remember why. Well, it was just illegal. Oh, okay. Yeah.

You know, you're, you know, you don't tell people you're a cement head. Yeah, I thought so. I thought that's the way I thought everybody nor did that roll that way. But apparently that's not the case though. And you know, but times of change is like legal now it's now it's, uh, so if you're not a cement head, you're the one that's fucked up. That brings me to my next point. Hold on a second though. Because the planet, what did you like? As I recall it, as I recall it at that, that same bar, maybe I'm having a different

thing, but were we surrounded by every of hot young women all night? We were. All right. So what is the fucking problem here? I will say this to you. We're surrounded. Like a soror. Why? Because they want to take pictures and shit. So I'm there doing the work. And these guys are all there. Fucking just talking to hot girls all night. Like, how is he the victim in this situation? I'm kind of the victim.

I'm taking the pictures with the hover hand. Yeah. I was like, I'm not fucking touching them and stuff like that. I will say this too, despite his inebriation, Q dispense some solid advice. Oh, the weed dealer. To the weed dealer. Yeah. I know point did he say don't deal weed the we deal yeah, yeah, what you tell them?

I know point that he say don't deal with it. No, what am I gonna do the guys? He was name is but he has a great life advice. Yeah, it's just standard stuff. I said Not getting a girlfriend to you. Yeah, don't get a girlfriend to get 30 don't get married to you 40 stuff I just stand up stuff that I try and tell people who don't know But don't give up Yeah, I mean Brian Brian, he's a he's a he's difficult to please. We went out, we went out this weekend too, and he didn't look like he had a good time at all. We should go. We went to a cameart. Yeah,

I met you. I didn't have a good time. It's the last shocking. It's the last cameart in Jersey, though. Okay. All right. A hour. They didn't tell me that to later. Otherwise, I wouldn't really. Ten minutes away. So it's a two hour and 40 minute round trip thing. But we went to came our to check it out. And I thought it was cool because it's like, it's almost like a time capsule.

Yeah. You get to walk in and it feels like holy shit. Yeah, man. It's big, big plastic red cake. Oh, yeah. All right. Yeah. I'll tell you what, it felt like your word Walmart. Okay.

No difference. I I said the Mary Beth I was like if it had been like hey, it's a special like A special viewing. It's like this Kmart has an opened its doors since 1989 Yeah, and all the products from 1988 was still in there. Sure. Then I would be like, this is fucking awesome. It was just a fucking store. Okay. But I was happy to be with the company I was with, right? The destination was like, I don't know.

I don't know. I got that vibe. It was just like I'm going home. Oh no, because I wanted to drive another hour to a fucking antique slash flea market shop. And I'm like, we're heading south. I'm done. Apparently I got third-hand information

that like I want to just go home watch TV and smoke weed. Who's like that? Somebody overheard me? I was done with Kmart. I'm like shopping. I have a hard time being in a car for more than two hours at this point. But what did you like specials? Yeah. No cafe Nice. Uh, no cafe though. No cafe. I didn't see any. I was bummed about that. But yeah, it was, it was interesting. The Kmart cafe, because now anybody listening to this, probably never went in one or never, we'll get the chance to was way better than I had any right to be. Yeah. The Kmart cafe was like, it was like a real restaurant. Now you go into Walmart and they got a fucking pizza hut,

jammed up in the front and everybody in the like two tables. The Kmart Cafe was on Staten Island, Howl-Bow-Vod at least was a full restaurant. This thing I was gonna borrow was. Look at the passion, look at the joy when he's talking about Kmart. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Should have brought him. I'm sure he would have went. art. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure brought him.

I'm sure you would have went. Oh, man, I wouldn't even get him down here at the time. But it did like, okay, so we went with Frank and Mary and Walton, you know, his wife and we go to defend my wife. What a surprise. We went to Red Robin. She offended me. She offended. I'm offended by your wife and by you. Yeah.

God. All I did, asshole that I am. Yeah. I'm like, I'll pick up lunch. Don't worry about it. Let me buy lunch. Because that's the way normal people do it. Sure.

When we went out with Troy, Troy picked up dinner. Yeah. And the next time I go with Troy, I'll pick up dinner. Said. Me and you go out. We switched back and forth. What's he doing with you, baby? Yeah. You would have fucking thought the way that like, these flanigans fucking insisted I take the money back,

that like, it was the last payment on their house and they're like, we want it free and clear. Like they don't take generosity. They act like you're the asshole. Well, maybe she didn't want to be locked into a second dinner with you. That's easier than having somebody to do. She's a dinner with you. Then I was like, it's okay. Don't worry. And then she overpaid on top of it. She gave me an extra $10 and I was like, here's the back.

I'm not going to refuse you want the $10 back. I'll give it to you before we leave. Because I was like, I have $10 right here. It's only 30. And in fact, it was not even that much. But why was it even there? Debbin sold them. Yeah, well, she got it sold. Because she was happy because she found this woolite

that you can't find anywhere anymore. Oh my God. So it was it by the way. What is the woolite? Wow, we're so old, we're talking about woolite. We are. I said, when you were 20, could you imagine you're being excited by dark wool I For God's I was myself

He didn't sound like it. I was include I said when I said we I'm not talking about me in the devil's I'm talking about me I'm a fellow old people I can't believe like we're excited about will I dark but I get excited about stupid shit too all the time We want to know I saw a lot of napkins from hell easy day. Hellen won't pass the the yarn place and she was like, Oh, what's so do yarn do we have? And she's like, she's like, I'm getting old. She's like, we're I she's like, I'm talking about yarn. And she's only 30. Like, well, this is the pack. It's all over though. They don't want to admit that they're getting old. Oh, yeah. They want to pretend they're fucking 20 still. So what do you mean? So, so you're only fooling yourself. You're not

fooling anybody else. Everyone else on earth is like, oh, thank you for picking up that meal. I'll get you next time. Yeah, not the flat against. Yeah, like I said, if you want to get you want to throw me some money, you got to go here. I will take it and I'll thank you for it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So we've got offended. Wow Offended, because I said something about her Woolite Dark. She was really excited to find. What is Woolite?

Woolite is like a fabric software. Yeah, for delegates. Okay. And his wife's problem was that when she used regular Woolite, there are these little marks on the clothes. Okay, Dark Woolite doesn't do that. Okay, go ahead. So I was like, all right, I get it.

And I was like, but still. But she's not used to that kind of like, you know, personal in your face reality We all like Josh and in ribbon like that. You know, she did but she agreed with me. She goes, yeah, we are old Yeah, but then I heard about it later though, right? Yeah Okay, she's a She's up. I'm sorry. I was wrong. She's 19 It's like that guy who is like women in their 50s aren't in their prime. Women in their 50s aren't in their prime. Well, the women in their 50s are like, oh, yes, we are.

It's like, no, bitches, no, you're not. No, you're not. None of us are in the 50s. None of us. I've passed on breeding yourselves. Why pass the prime? I just think it's this generalization set you tend to throw out though that like nobody under the age of 50 would talk about.

Well, I think they would, but they wouldn't be excited like your wife was. She stands in a jiggle over there. Well, look what I found. Sal and I have a running joke where when we find S.L.s talking about shit like this, we're like, oh, we're writing a middle-aged sitcom. And like, because if sometimes we talk about it, so boring and stupid and just like nothing

to do with the shit we used to talk about as, you know, younger men. It just happens, man. It happens because that's the shit that comes up. When I was 20, I went in a big contract with a boy talk. She used to get, you know, to get, age-a-med, called out like that. Yeah. Publicly.

Yeah. I could see it on her face. It was like if I cursed her children. It was a shock. That's why I left. It was like if I cursed her children. It was a shot. That's why I left it was so. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right, yeah, all right, Mary. When I was I know why you're why is that a route you live? Why is that a ratting you out though? Because I'd rather go home and watch TV than go to a fucking antique store. I don't want to offend you guys.

No, no, no, too late. Yeah, I know the wall. I darkened the trick. I would have just been like fuck you. I see you later. My new was already in the dog house. He got to be careful. Yeah, I know.

That's what that's what Frank is the like when he goes out, he is, he's not like calling out like, you know, the choice of fabrics ofteners or, you know, spaghetti sauces. He just is like, that's a great sauce. That's a great fabric. That's what that requires, huh? I fucking guess, man man to not offend her You know I'm not that guy

Why would you know she known you longer than she's known wall? I don't understand second grade Yeah, I Don't why aren't you just like cuz we're. And it's weird that we get excited about shit that fucking, when we were younger, it wouldn't have mattered. We would have laughed at it. If her mom was like, oh, I found Woolite darks, she would have been like, oh, gosh. I don't think you know, I can't believe

my mom's excited about it. I'm not willing to just, you know, throw in the towel and be like, just because we mentioned Woolite that like, you know, we're ready for the grave. It's all the other shit too. Hurt feet, hurt testicles. All this stuff, all this stuff. Me, me, me, me.

We're all fucking free. I think I overused mine. Even the motor least my taste. Fall apart. It wasn't really. Yeah, I think I overused them. That's what I thought they broke. That I believe, yeah.

That's like a thing. You're not there. When everyone particularly rough session. No, no, no, just my yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like I was playing too much strenuous sports. Oh, isn't it your colon that was in jeopardy? No. If you're talking about overuse. Yeah. What is it? I'm not doing my mission.

Yeah, prostate. Prostate. Yeah, prostate. There you go. All right. Well, sorry to say, sorry to be the bearer of fucking bad news. We're all old. That's just the way it is.

We're not ancient. We're not elderly. I wasn't like, hey, Deb, do you want to take the sketch? Let's talk to the youngster. Do you consider us old? No, I don't. What's he gonna say? Yeah, he's not old. Do you want to go out to dinner with Deb? Because he's show love here. He's so cute. He did the next night. You know what? I like that rub. He's a sweetheart. He's a good guy.

They're not being real in front of her. She likes Tony, I guess. She likes that asshole Giddle. She just sprived him as ambitious storylines. I was like, what? Because he, do you want to know why he's in big accordance with the findings? According to the findings, the reason Giddle is ambitious is because he had a coupon for a free sub, right? Yeah.

So he goes to Wawa to get it. They can't figure out how to like scan the, they couldn't scan the fun thing. And a few buns only valid for an hour. Oh, for another hour. For a sub. What an ambition. So they're like, you know what?

We can't scan it, just take it. Get them is then like, oh, I could go to all the Wawa's in Mometh County and get free subs all day. Well, for the hour, for the hour. Driving around Mometh and Middlesex County, you Well, for the hour. For the hour and hour. Driving around mom with the middle sex county, you know, going to all the wildfires, I'll give them the free sub.

That's what they count as ambition. Like Jesus Christ. How low is the bar? That I'm ambitious. Wow. But you don't think that like, and you know, I love you, but like all these things seem to be revolving around you.

I know when I hang out with you, yeah, is there any of this? You making these care ones through the fucking mustard dress? You must not happy with your actions. The mustard trash. Mustard trash was nothing to do with you. That was between me and the staff. Nothing to do with you. When I saw that mustard, I was so happy.

I was so pleased. It's so nice. They bought us so many shots. They were like, if you guys have any special areas that you want to close off to it, none of them are okay at the bar. Oh, are too many people coming up? We'll stop them, don't worry about it.

No, no, no, no, no, we're everybody's having a good time. Everybody's been respectful, no problem. But couldn't bend over backwards more to make sure that my experience. What was this place called? Let me ask Troy. I'll ask Troy. That's right.

This bar in Long Island, they could not have bent over backwards anymore to make our time them more comfortable, more welcoming, like everything. When he says hour, he means mine. Just so you know. Just so you know. But like what are we talking about here? Like why would be how many free shots did the bar send this that night? Just so you know. But what are we talking about here? Like, how many free shots did the bar send this that night? I don't know.

I mean, you drank them also. How could I? That's so much. Oh my God. Morty Lord. I mean, I definitely got hammered. I'm not saying I didn't. For sure, but I was high on Bruce, man.

There you are. Come on, I got to say it was a really fun night. It was really fun. I mean, even when they're digging through the carbs, it was you were. It was a really fun night. It was really fun. And I would say, I mean, even when they're digging through the car, but it was still fun. It was fun to watch, you know? Like, I didn't have a bad time at all that night. It was great.

It was fucking awesome. But we went out. We went out to dinner. Then we went out and had some pre-brews drinks. Then we went to the theater. We're on the bus with Bruce. The show is great. Q was awesome on the show.

Got to go up on stage with them. And do a little like performing with them and stuff like that. It was like a dream come true night. I don't really get to, I don't really get to crunked anymore, you know. What does that mean? What does that mean? And is that mean drunk?

Drunked. Drunked, yeah. I don't get crunked up anymore. You say that a lot, but every time we hear like, you know, no, it was a holiday thing at this time. Anyway, so, it's always a reason to get crunked. Yeah, I know. I hear that a lot. I've done what I took. I'm done getting crunked. I'm done with thing at this time. Anyway, so it always would easily get crunked. Yeah, I hear that a lot. I've done what I'm done getting crunked.

I'm done with getting crunked. And then inevitably, like a week later, man, I was so crunked. LAUGHTER Sometimes you just got to get crunked. Well, I'm, you know, you just have to get crunked. That's what you want to do. All I'm saying is it was kind of a special night for me.

Right. You know, they tell you never meet you heroes, and I met one of my heroes, and he turned out to exceed what I wanted. I mean, that almost never happens, you know what I mean? So it was a good night. Nice. You know?

James Joyce and Patrog Lona Island. James Joyce was the name of the bar and holy fuck. Like during the day, cool ass Irish bar at night Club is unbelievable. How packed it got it was yeah, it was really packed and I mean you want to talk about old I mean everybody there's like 21 22. Oh, it looks like children. Yeah, they look like so little like you can't you see people drinking And you're almost like I feel like I should call the cops There's no way these people are old enough to be drinking but they are They're 22 23 years old. You know, no, that's what I said. I was I told the owner. I was like are you sure all these kids are

I want to ruin anybody's time that I could yeah, those guys are great though good good nice to us except for the part where Brian had the staff digging through fucking piles of old food and and mustard for something that he knew wasn't I'm up there. It was funny And then he's then he's critiquing the wool like conversations the next weekend This guy's never happy. He's the problem. Right away. I went up to the staff. I never thought about it. Well, like twice.

I ran out of the mouth. Ooh, I went right up and I went, I went to the next hole. Because I knew they were gonna be looking like, oh, my asshole friend had it the whole time. He was making fun of me. So guys, please. And then you got to tip like a hundred and ten percent

to make up for the fucking thing. Well, all it cost you money in the end. Of course it does. You guys took it to trash. But a golden's all the way over his arms. cost you money in the end. Of course it does. You got to get your dress. Golden's all the scratches all over his arms. I looked like he was wearing a yellow sleeve so I could share it. Oh, it felt so bad. Oh, that's awesome.

That was funny. It's awesome in retrospect, but at the time I felt really bad for the kid. Actually, you know what? That trip to Kmart cost me far more than the trip to Long Island. Oh, yeah, yeah, your wife all of a sudden found a lot of value, a lot of bargains at Kmart, because you're 100 bucks because we started dieting and shit. She's like, I'm going to get shaped.

So I'm going to buy these clothes that'll fit me in the summer or, you know, that's a later. That's always a good idea later on in the fall. So I go 120 bucks later. She has all this fucking Kmart clothes and shit. You know, that's a leader. That's always a good idea later on in the fall. So I go 120 bucks later, she has all this fucking came art clothes and shit. You know, like that. There was a, they look cute though. I'll say this much. They did look cute.

Now me and Frank did not partake in the conversation, but me and Frank were in the front seat. But in the back seat, they were wondering why Marybeth wasn't allowed to buy a decorative yard frog. Because it looks stupid. They were like, if you knew how much money she fucking spends, they would start shutting it down too. I would probably not allow her to buy a frog if she wanted a frog for 20 bucks.

What was the consensus? I just turned your radio up. I don't want to hear it. But you just said her parents are rich. They give her all the frog money she could need. No, no, no, she doesn't have fraud money. She got Christmas money. Okay. That Christmas money has to also go

towards other things like the house, all the shit she wants to do. The fucking pond, which they're working on for two days now, the Koi pond, two days. The guy's like, in all my time in the business, this is probably top 10 worst ponds I've ever seen. No.

Oh, yeah, he was like, they must have not put anything to it for fucking 10 years. That you would have the top 10 were on. Not at all. Not at all. Of course I did. It's very, very ungrateful. Yeah.

Power for the course. He found all the fish curkishes on the bottom. Yeah, but I mean, I have to say this, like, he did one of the smaller area pond and he like water, pressure washed it, took the fish out, took all the mud out and it does look, it's really clear. And I'm like, when you guys saw it. So that's what he's doing to the second part today. But I'm like, two days of these guys digging mud

and doing all this shit, I'm like, how much is this gonna cost? Right, I don't know which is gonna cost. I don't give a fuck. The wives were so concerned, they went into TJ Maxx looking for that frog, let's buy it for Mary Bo Mary Beth that would have been awesome. I was like no I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get it. They wanted to go buy the frog. You don't want to set them off. She would have bought that frog. She's no big dumb. She said she wanted a frog and he wouldn't let me buy it. And of

course, stupid. That's's every time she goes somewhere, she's worse than a child. I need that every fucking time she goes out, we can't go to Kmart without buying a hundred twenty dollars worth of clothes. Oh, we got we went to this place. We got to buy a frog. We're going to just a buck. We only went to Kmart from Mrs. 5 and she spent like less than five bucks in there and Mary Beth walks out of there fucking yeah over a hundred dollars Where the shit covered in bags? Yeah, like you're trying to make your way to the car. Wow. Oh damn I fucking those piece came off You just broke your glasses broke my glasses. I'm so worth Yeah, so that was so did you know did you buy clothes that future clothes?

Future clothes. I would say I close that future close future close. I would say not the summer. I think this maybe the end of the summer. Yeah. Or next year, if we say we go on a vacation of some type in the early part of the year, even if it's a working vacation, I understand. That's my goal to because I'm fat as fuck now. By January.

January. That's like, I'm not going to try to go for the summer. That was originally my plan, but I'm like, that's two months away. You could lose. You could do a lot of damage in two months, but I think for my clothes that I bought when I was at my peak, I'm going to wait until... Why did you buy some camera clothes to motivate yourself? If you saw my closet, there's enough motivation there. I have like fucking 12 pairs of pants, tons of fucking shirts.

None of them fit because like I bought them one, like I said, when I was in my peak condition. So I'm not gonna be able to wear them to all of my 200 pounds. I think you get there. I did it last year. Or not last year, but a couple of years ago. It took me from July to October to lose 50 pounds. I think you get there. I did it last year or not last year, a couple of years ago. It took me from July to October to lose 50 pounds. But now like, you know, I've been doing it.

This is going on a week too. I'm constantly woozy with a headache because I don't eat it. Oh, yeah. So it sucks. It really sucks. But what are you going to do? I shouldn't have sat there during pandemic eating like a pig. We all did it.

It wasn't just you. Yeah, we all did it. We all did it. Yeah, don't be too hard on yourself. Okay. Oh, come on. It's all right. You're a great guy. Thank you. Everyone loves you.

Yeah, especially Debbie Flain. She was. Well, I can't believe that. I can't believe that. I can't believe that. That's her off to the point where she's out of social. They're talking about it. Ms. Fives rat me out.

They're trying to fucking undermine my authority by going and buying a decorative frog. No way. They're lucky they didn't buy it for. Cause she would have paid the price. I saw his like you don't want you don't know what you know what the fallout is back at the Johnson Chateau I said if you bring her them that frog I said, you know, it could

be. I like it. I like that they think I'm just so cruel that I'm like, no, with no reason. You literally like, no, that's not what pot watch TV. Yeah, let's go. I can't be more straight away. I left this in the parking lot of TJ Maxx. I know, at least they're just like, what just happened there. Look, I know Debbie would want to acknowledge know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that I know that have time. I have danced around. Look, dude, I'm constantly doing some sort of dance around your wife, because I'm like,

I better not say the wrong thing. Little did I know that remarking on her, like, dark would have set her off. I have no idea. Well, you got to do just agree, whatever, whatever the conversation is, you just go, yeah, like Frank does. Yeah. Frank's a pussy. Frank's a little more cork.

How are you, how are you, how are you, how are you? Well, I fucking brought the truth about it. Well, like, dark, and she wasn't willing to accept it. that. Yeah. Oh, you know, we need to do, man. What's that?? How much time do you have on this card rope? Can you see that book? Six minutes. Six minutes, right? This is going to be less than six minutes then. All right. All right. What do you put our, where do you put our youthful five energy we put off?

Given like a one to ten. Ten is like what? Ten is like, you know, like high school, like, you know, like a a teeny bopper. I'd say, how old are you? I'm 35. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. That's why he's right. So aside, no, it's a Facebook. He spends a lot of time with older men. I believe. I believe in that. Leave it. There's not the road. Like, but you spend a lot of time with people who are older than you, right?

Yeah. Okay. So you think he's the guy? I think I'd like to get his 35. He's five. Oh, okay. Like, that's a lot younger than me. Sure. Dude, you're right. You're right.

Dude, I would ask Mary Beth and she's old. She, she'll be like, yeah, I'm old because she's an old lady. No, because she's, because she's been around you too long. No, she was old the day I met her. The day I met her, she was not into like any of the shit that people in their 20s are in. I sincerely doubt she was fucking binge watching a little house in the prison.

She wasn't, I had to introduce it to her. Exactly. Right, making my point. Right, yeah, she knows, she wouldn't watch it if she didn't walk to though She loved it and we're gonna do that on patreon for anybody who's on patreon.com I tell him Steve Dave. Okay, Mary Beth and I are going to do a retrospective of little house on the prairie LHOTP as we say And um, as we say

me and Mary Beth and We're not sure exactly what the format of the show is going to be yet. We're talking about it today. We want to figure it out. So it's so it's interesting and people will make it and watch a long, you know, that sort of thing. All right. Individual numbers. Yeah.

Individuals. Who's the oldest to the youngest? Not chronologically. You're the oldest. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no, see. I'm just making sure the power.

I am old That's like all that he's in just like I can't shrivels up like a big fat wet pussy And it's like I'm pussy's fluffy How care you call me old because he's the only reason he's saying that is because he's afraid of you because the only reason he's saying that is because he's afraid of you. Everybody's afraid of you. All these motherfuckers are afraid of you. What am I doing?

I could defend my argument. Okay, let's hear it. I think you are a little bit kind of of the most cranky, you know? Promudgently. All right. So I think that energy kind of makes you seem... Get off my lawn? Yeah.

Kind of. I'm not lawn. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not saying I disagree with you. To find you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

All right. I'm a little commuginally. I do. I'm not. I'm not that agreeable to a lot of things. I'll see that. All right. But what makes me just because I'm

commuginally makes me older than Walter Q? I think it's just that. This fucking motherfucker, he doesn't do anything young people do anything. He goes to sporting events, you know, he, you have tickets, he does. That's why he's saying what's young. It's no, it's, it's the vibe. It's the, it's what, it's what, it's just, you can't help it.

You just, you you just you just You permeate the room with a useful vibe. That's what I do. No, that's what you do. Yeah, that's what you and C. We're doing it. Yeah I don't have to you know, I don't have to go get bladowed to do it I do You don't have to do anything young He doesn't do anything, young. You think that the only thing young people do is go and cheeky. Let's go and cheeky. I thought I was the gay guy.

Like this reminds me of the soprano, like in Johnny Cakes and shit. I'm not going any a t-shirt with you guys. Walton Frank probably paired up. There they go. Yeah. So you're saying Walt is most youthful? No, I think he's second most youthful.

Yeah, Q is the most youthful. I would agree with that. He's always out in the back, going to concerts, meeting up with people, going to the city, all that kind of stuff. Yeah, Q's like a 23 year old college guy. Yeah, that's me. There you go.

Yeah, you don't know Q that well. Yeah, that's the energy I involved in. I'll take it. You go out and drink't know cue that well. It's my sandwich, yeah, you're involved. I'll take it. You go out and drink a lot though and stuff. A lot, but I won't shy away from it. Do you drink? No.

I'm like a 65 year old man myself. But what is this, yeah, what is this like view that like that's what only what young people do is drink? I think it's like just kind of like a more young thing to go out and get like bladowed at bars and stuff. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know if you're a good arbitrator. I think it's like just kind of like a more young thing to go out and get like blottered bars and stuff. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know if you're a good arbitrator. I think he's right.

You think I don't know. I mean, although when I go to like what I go to the liquor store, it's pretty rare, but if I go to liquor store and there's like a bar in it, it's usually older people. But you're talking clubs and stuff. I'm talking like more like, you know, not your Applebees. Yeah. Well, the second you buy a house, for me it was like the second I bought a house, I don't want to go anywhere.

I'm like, why would I go to a bar? I I'm like I have a house and it's fucking awesome here like but when but when you don't when you're living with other people Where you're living with your parents when you're young enough still at that stage? I think you got to get out and where you're gonna go You know the fucking bar because that's where everybody else is and everybody's drinking having a good time You know unless you want to join a fucking pottery class or whatever But who the hell's doing that at like 23? So you told me what makes me old what makes Walt you fun dying to know. Yeah, this is gonna be good. I can't wait. What can I tell you? It's always on the spot. I think that you're on a real podcast, cock sucker.

I think it's almost undefinable. No, I think I can define it. I'm define it. I'm sorry, genocide. Why? I don't think you can define it. It's just whether you got it or you don't. That's don'ts what the Zeeb on the line. That is where I want a camera on. It's not just, I don't want people to see this. You don't got it or you don't.

I think you, at times, have real like youthful enthusiasm for like certain things. Like will I? Like different projects. Like if something peeks you in the right way, you really do. I revert to like 17 year old. Yeah, you get really jacked up about some things. I remember 17 year old, well, he wasn't jacked up about shit. Not that. Not that. Metal. Yeah, metal. All right, you got jacked up about metal. he wasn't jacked up about shit. Nothing.

Not metal. Yeah, metal. All right. You got jacked up about metal. Yeah, jacked up about metal. Yeah, but then, you know, then, you know, that metal kind of goes by the wayside. And then I'm searching for that next Jack. Yeah.

What's that next thing? What's your latest Jack? I just think creative projects. Yeah. Yeah, it'll be getting artistically caught up in doing some some things with Patreon stuff. Those are my, those are things that jack me up now. Yeah. Yeah. That's really all that's really left. You know, what do you do? It's not true. I was thinking the other day I was like, oh my god, is this what

retirement is like? Like I do something like one or two or twice a week. I don't like, I mean, I think that's why I'm depressed. I haven't been it's like, like, I do something like one or two or twice a week. I don't like, I think that's why I haven't been retired for like, like, like, like, 90, 90. I know, but I'm finally catching up with me. I'm getting bored. We're talking about, I was on TV for seven years. That's not a job. It's a job.

Yeah, I worked in a cabin store. Yes, but it's not a traditional, like, job. It's not. If you can't see but it's not a traditional like job. It's not. If you can't see that it's not a traditional nine to five job that you gave up on the society what they deemed as a as an occupation. Right. You gave up on that. I got that nine to five.

In your process when you were 35. Yeah. You should do the same thing. I didn't. I think I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm thing. I didn't look at my way. I got a kid in a way. You should just fucking everything. It all works out in the end. Look at me, man, I'm buying portraits. Oh God. But if you're getting bored, why don't you start writing again, man? Yeah, I'm working on something. Somebody call the horror writers to socialize.

It's something for Walt. I've been like I said said I've been really working on the YouTube stuff a lot right And gonna do the little house thing. Yeah, I'm I got some projects lined up I don't want to work on cuz it's just it's it's getting too boring and I don't want to work on shit at the house I look at that garage. I'm like I don't clean this shit. Yeah, I'd rather just work on something So like when are we do patreon or or this? I'm like I'm always ready I'm always like down to do anything Patreon or this I'm like I'm always ready. I'm always like down to do anything. Yeah, clean out the garage. Yeah, that's yeah, I have to do it seemingly every a couple months and it's a fucking it's a soul crushing

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Now, he ruptures showed me a response of one of a potential guest, upcoming guest. And one of the concerns I never even factored in because I want to drop your name as much as possible. I don't think that's a good idea. Yeah, I wasn't asking not to do that. Because people are so concerned that it's going to be a set up for, you know, for it like an iJ, it's better or be a set up for, you know, for it like an iJ bed or something. Oh, that's interesting. Some cryptid guy turned us down.

Yeah, a lot of like some of these, you know, they hunt the cryptics, the animals, like the big, oh, okay. And we want to get a Jersey devil guy in here. And once he heard that you were involved, he did not want any part of it because he thought it was, he was gonna be, look like a little boy. Cause that's usually the way they do it.

They tell you ahead of time that you're gonna get pranked stupid fucking, stupid fucking cryptid asshole. But he has no idea though. Let's see here is that it's, I mean, to be fair, I'm probably gonna call him and, like, I'm gonna say,

maybe he listened to the ghost hunters and it's like the vortex in the pants shit. Rob said he's not gonna go for that. Right. So should we not mention? I don't think mentioning me is gonna get any traction whatsoever. I don't know if I agree with that because it's like, hey, Walton, Brian, from Tell me Steve Davencomic, a book man, people are gonna be like, what?

Yeah. Impracted with jokeers is current and people love you. It's very recognizable, but it also, but the connection though, I think, especially for people who don't want their work to be taken as a joke. Yeah. You know, maybe Leary of walking in the something associated with a guy who is afraid they're going to get cloned. Yeah. Yeah. You know, doing, doing funny stuff.

Joke and practically joke. He doesn't want to be a practically joke. He doesn't. He's a very serious man. So serious. That's what he said. No. More or less, he said, uh,

I'll pull out the court directly. Um, I would be interested in appearing on the show. If you can positively show me that the topic or me will not be treated as a joke, I've watched him practical jokeers and enjoyed it, but I have no desire to be on the receiving end of that sort of thing. Yeah. And then he calls it up by saying, I have a sense of humor. But that's not the first person that was the Jersey devil hunter. Yeah, the same devil guy too. Who's that person? This is another supernatural kind of.

But you could assure him, just be like, it's not that type of show, man. Like we were doing this before the rough gave up. No, no, I told, I told them I said that guy was, it's not for, if he's that concerned about it, because I even said, well get both around some bones too And then you said well done all you I get three times as much in appearance fee for Like fuck Cut him loose. There's no chance. Yeah, I don't need him What do we got? Oh, there's something I got two cryptid people book though. Yeah, we do have a some of you wrote a book on

Wait, it's the big book of cryptics. Yeah, we're gonna a some of you wrote a book on the big book of cryptics. Yeah. It's willing to come on. It's a female author. Zoom. I'm not sure. She said in July. I assumed it'd be phone. Okay. Say, yeah. This is who? Sorry. Female author wrote a big book about cryptids. Okay. She's a like, she, I guess she's kind of an expert on all the, uh, the cripple tree. By the way, you could just say author. You don't say, you feel like author. You know what? I, yeah, I was, I was intrigued by that because I thought that, that's a pretty spooky topic for, for chicks. Yeah, for, for girls stand. Yeah.

Oh, you mean a fake animal. Yeah. I'll say that. I'm going to come on. But all I have to go on is my personal experiences. My wife is a scared big foot. My daughters don't want to talk about, when we talk about UFOs and Jersey Devils. Yeah.

They shut the conversation down. So I'm just like, I totally... Can we talk about what like dark? They don't want to talk about that stuff. If I put that on TV, they're like, change a channel. So I don't know, that's that stuff. If I put that on TV, they're like, change a channel. So I don't know. That's all I have to go on. It's like, I find that females aren't into cool shit.

They probably aren't to be like, oh, they're afraid of them. That might be a stretch. I was speaking, I was talking about Uno earlier on playing with Sage. Do you think it's bad form as part of my trash talking to tell sage that she's my property? Um, no, because I'm like, I own you. You're my property. It's trash talking. It's trash talking. Marybeth, like, don't say that in front of her. Or you don't mean it. You're not, you're not giving the impression that you actually own or you're trash talking.

You turn, like sage, turn, turn, try to immediately and say something back to her. Yeah. Yeah. In fact, she stole it later on. She told me that I was her property because she won the game and that's when Mary Beth was like oh see see how she's saying it all right but I was like I don't know that does it seem bad right I think everybody so safe with sage I think it's fine right yeah but you go down to the local basketball court and you start talking like that right yeah black guys are gonna be there that's what you're saying oh Oh, you're a racist. Or the tennis court. Or the tennis court.

Let's slide down a little. Whoa. I'm just so see you do it. I think it's all where you say it. Who you say it to? Yeah. Well, yeah, I don't think I would say it's a Mike Tyson, but I might say it to Sage again.

You know, we, we, we, we are talking. What would you do? I don't think I asked you this you know, being a cue or talking, what would you do? I don't think I asked you this. You're at a party. Oh, yeah. Because this is a tough one. You're at a party. And for some reason, you look across the room.

It's like it's a cue event. So you know, there's going to be some famous people there. You look across the room. And Mike Tyson is staring you down. He's like me and Muggie. He's angry. And you're like, there's nobody between you two. So you're like, there's no doubt he's looking at me. And then he just like, he looks like this.

And then he charges towards you. What's your move? I think I'm going to, I think this may be a case of mistake and identity. You can't possibly be. He's not going to listen. Oh, he's not listening. He's charging whatever mistakes you're in the way of reason. Yeah, he's not listening. He's charging whatever mistakes. You're in the reason with my Yeah, he's over you look like that your fault Yeah, like what's the okay? Well, can I call you you're the you're the your part is charging at you for fucking fair If you'd across the room. Yeah, you should step in and get in between us. I don't know what's going on I don't know where you said to Mike No, I know the distance ourselves at that point. I think that the running overs to,

I said this to you when we're talking about it. I was like, I think that the running overs just, because your options are too limited like that. But what do you do if you're at the party and you just notice that he hates your fucking guts for some reason and he's staring at you. And like his fingers are twitching, he's muttering to himself like, what do you do?

Cause the only thing you do if you charge you is run or die. That was pussy. I would get my coat and leave. Right. Do you just leave? Just leave. Debbie's like, where are we going? I was like, we're going to go to K-Mart. We're low, low, low light.

Okay. All right. Brian's not coming, is he? No. No. Like Tyson's beating him up right now. But what would you do? Like, what could you do? Like, if you thought he was going to kick your ass, you're like, okay, like Tyson's beat him up right now. But what would you do?

Well, like what could you do? Like if you thought he was going to kick your ass, you're like, okay, I'm going to leave him just I would tell you I'm like you already charging at you. That's not the fuck scenario. He was charging. Kick him out. He he he kicked him out. He's he's he's staring at doing it on purpose. He's doing it on purpose because he doesn't want to say that he would fucking fall to the ground like a pussy. I'm very set up. You can't leave. He's running towards you from here to that door. He's like, fuck it. I'm going to get him. Do you have to react in the moment? Do you own any guns?

I mean, none that I wanted to talk about on there. I'm saying that much. You're not packing at this party with all these celebrities. And I'm not throwing the party in my house. It's not at his house. It's like an event like an IJ event. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot of people there. I see why you would make you would say that then because I make sense. I go to the Q's house. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're at an IJ event. Q's been glad. Hand in his bathroom and I would just stay here charging the rest of you. He's charging at you.

He's fucking charging at you. I guess I just, or do you all fucking fall to the ground? I just go, I just go cover up because I just, okay, thank you. That's what I would do. That's what I would do. That's what I was told I should do.

By who? Mary Beth, she was like, I would want you to fall to the ground and just cover your head up. You go into that like a, like a possum or what's that thing? Yeah, the possum. I roll up. Yeah, I roll up. I'm a dillow.

Yeah, try to go armadillo on them. Oh, so you like you totally like. And I'm hoping that somebody's filming this when all their phones are out so that I could sue. Thanks, Lonnie, you're right. Thank you, because it's an idea that you can stop it. He didn't kick him out when he saw him staring at me from the last moment. No, I'm wondering if when he saw him staring at me for the last time.

No, I'm wondering if this is your problem. I'm a witness. So you're gonna have to call me in. Yeah, I would do the same thing. Because I was watching him box the other day on YouTube. It's in human. It's unreal. It is unreal.

Did you invite any other fighters? Maybe that I could convince to... Oh, like Conor McGregor's yeah yeah Ken Shamrock I can go bliss Ken Shamrock I don't think he's going against ice and Shamrock shopping I'm a fly again he's a Shamrock yeah Ken Shamrock is shopping for Will light dark he's as old to be fighting that dude is bigger than 90s right Ken Shamrock so it's fucking Tyson, wasn't it? I'm just sure when Tyson seems to have lost his edge at all. Oh, and that was the other thing I saw the, and I'm sure people have seen it,

but if you haven't, there's a little bit on Mike Tyson on YouTube where he's in Canada and he's getting interviewed and somebody asks him, like, something guy says, don't something about being a convicted rapist. Boom, the switch goes on and Tyson wants to fuck him up. He's just like yeah piece of shit real guy but you know he's he won't stop staring at him it's right I would be so

scared just pull up 10 chance I'm only 59 go I'd be like I was guys guys got to stick together Ken right you know help help a brother out you know he's like he's gonna be he's Irish so he's wasted he's, you're no Irishman. You're not drinking. Give me a minute. You're not drunk. He's not getting drunk. No, not at all. Yeah. That was that would not be fun. So what do we got? What do we got coming up? We're not, just for everybody knows, we're not going to do video every single week simply because a cute schedule and it's, you know, it's difficult to take out want to be on camera every week every week. Yeah I think we're gonna you know we'll do it here

in there from now on we just kind of wanted to get it down we're gonna do guests I got I got some guest lined up. I got a much more successful booker than fucking Rupert so far I got Derosa and Pam and Edgar. Oh that's pretty good. I you gotta be here. That's pretty good. Yeah, that's what you guys are gonna have. All kinds of questions for him. All right, just the, I think the week of May 8, I'm not around. Okay, other than that, I'm around.

All right. So that's what you have to look forward to, everyone. Pam and Edgar is gonna be amazing. Pam and Edgar, first time in 13 years. I feel like it's all been building to that. Right, yeah. Like if there was gonna be a series finale of Talon Steve David, you'd be the pampered man.

Yeah. Well, I don't, I don't personally have anything else this week. Yeah. All right. No, I'm fucking at her home. Band from the the Flanagan House hold until I make it right. How you doing? You're right.

I don't know. It's the littlest thing you see the littlest thing in a Flanagan gets offense. Go buy some more, right? Oh, she's in the case of it. Yeah, I'm gonna fucking go on Amazon. I'm gonna find it and that's how I'm gonna make it right. Oh, don't you? Oh, you say, I'm, oh, you said, she was gonna buy that fucking frog, right?

Undermine me by buying that frog. That was more married than that. Oh, was it? I don't have to talk to her though. I'm so kind of monster. I'm just like, no, she just bought a ton of shit. We have Amazon packages, multiple Amazon packages, way fair. This place, that's it. Constantly. She doesn't need a fucking frog. Tell him some day. God damn it.

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