Tell Em Steve-Dave - #567: Little Chippy (abridged)

Episode Date: August 25, 2023

After Bry causes audio issues by repeatedly blowing out his mic during a hissy fit, we join TESD eight minutes in to talk Walt and Frank5 developing a convoluted flea marketing code, Walt ODing, Q falling in love, and fat news. This episode is sponsored by Care/Of.

Anyway, how is this robot factory you went to? I'm a ticketing. I don't get it. I'm adopted. Gammal is going to get angry at the tide coming in It's coming in man. Now that you mentioned that I was down at the beach earlier Brian Johnson fights to see Helm Steve Dave. Hello, welcome to this week's edition of Tellum Steve Dave. Me, Bri, I'm here, Walt is here. Q is here, via Zoom. Via Zoom, boys. I wanted to be there today. Thank you for your patience.

Yeah, I got a little bit too much going on, Q. So yeah, I leave tomorrow. I'm going to, me and my brothers are taking a brother's trip down to the Florida Keys for about a week. Nice. And the workers who were supposed to be here yesterday arrived today. So I got a lot thrown on me. Yeah, I was shooting some a little late. It's crazy day over here.

But boys now you don't include your dad in this boys trip. My dad has zero interest in going through. Zero interest with Florida keys with his sons. Yeah, he doesn't want to do it. Because it was suggested recently that me, Eric, Darren, and Edgar take a boys trip. Who was suggested by who? I think Darren, Darren suggested he came over the house all day and he mentioned it. Oh man, I'm a sick old man versus. Yeah, come on.

I mean the gentleman Jim stands at the ocean. Wow, man. So that's what I'm going on. Anyway, how is this robot factory you went to? Oh, I tell me all about the robots. I want to know. I went to a robot museum, not just an elderly gentleman

who makes robots. Now is it like, like, get them said, is it like B9 is it number 5 it's real real real yeah but it's the toys and stuff oh it wasn't like a replica right so it's like the the the merchant does he fix them no I don't think he even know but yeah it was it was out in Pennsylvania me and Frank five and the misses went up there, but it was neat. Nothing real. I wouldn't even mention it.

It was. It wasn't that. Well, you said you were a gonter. I was hoping it might have been a little more. There was no, yeah, there's no peace on that bone. Yeah, I was just wondering, yeah, but like what it was like, like did they have life-sized robots or anything like that? No.

Okay. Just toys. Yeah, I have an OmniBot 2000 that I've brought to two different toy places to try and fix and they've both of them have been like I can't fix this So what's that I was hoping it's It's a robot that like it came out like the 80s and out of remote control plastic It's like this this fucking big one. Let me let me see if I can get a picture for you And I got it out in the state sale Well, if it's trying to get it fixed if it's a toy issued this man had it then So you probably had it on display. I don't know if he does any kind of

Jeff used to fix jet engines i mean and he is a political where's he gonna get the i mean that's just a big glider oh yeah yeah he had that there he had that yeah he had a hard time okay i have it and i have the remote for it but there's something inside of it that it won't work so i need i need an omnibot expert to help me fix this fucking thing and i can't get anybody to do it Well, if he if he doesn't fix them

Maybe he knows somebody and I and we talked to the guy at length and we were the only people in the museum Get out of here Well if any ants know how to fix an omnibot 2000 let me know, but yeah, I got to reach out to this guy What did it do when it worked? Did everything cassette tape so it's a cool looking little robot right just for everybody listening It's like I mean you can look at I'm sure people will vote it up by now and you had a remote control that you could Move it to and fro you know, it's real basic shit But I had a cassette deck in it and the cassette which I don't have the cassettes, has commands for the robots.

So you put the cassette in, you hit play, and it plays a pre-programmed thing for the robot. Okay. Oh, and if you get it fixed, you will. You could still work the remote. Well, it's just, you know, if I have it, why not have it in working order? You're gonna make it like a robot bundle or something?

How much are you willing to get this fixed? No up a limit, Walt. There's no. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

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then I got a new cat. That's the end of that. This cat. Little chips. Well his mother velvet was living in my yard. G gave gave birth to two little gray kittens. The mother abandoned them promptly. The other kitten we think died because I can't fight. It just disappeared one day and it's not it hasn't shown up since. So the cat that lives in my yard, mama and the two kittens kind of adopted this one. But he's definitely like the red headed stepchild. Well, you know what I mean? Like the mother, you know what I mean? He lives with the- Everybody in T.S.P. town is the red headed stepchild. Does feel a little bit right?

So everybody listening to T.S.D. is the red headed stepchild. Yeah, this camorant. They're like, hey, why are we at the bar for the unwanted? This cat's definitely an aunt. It was unwanted by its mother. It's adoptive mother doesn't really care for it too much, but it's impressive to me,

because when I go out, he'll run out of the woods to meet me. And he's only like two, three months old. So I'm kind of like, now I pet him, now I can pick him up. He's seducing me. I'm getting the full on. Oh yeah. The work has seduction.

That's how they do it. Baton is eyelashes. Cat lashes. Whippin' that tail around. Good. Little cook at the end. In my house in the past two months, I've had about five different kittens come through here. People and I've not adopted any of them, but there's something about little chips that I worry about him at night. Just scrapper. Like I'm like, what if he goes in the street and he gets it by a car? What if he gets like a hawk gets him

or something like that? Cause I'll do that here. So it's to the point where it's like, I am just worried about this cat when I'm not around. I've just fallen in love with him. So I gotta catch him and get him to the vet and make sure I get him inside. Much like a lot of people in TSD town your heart is so fat and so huge that's

a problem it. Why fat? It's not what my doctor said. But I'm speaking of fat hearts that like this weekend I mean like much like you like I went on I feel That pity and that that feeling of guilt when I me and Frank went on this flea market What's a crawl almost like a bar crawl? Went to a flea market and antique stores and every single one we go in It is impossible to walk out without buying something out of pity Because you're the only ones there because we're the only ones there and the people behind the counter are just it's just they they the conversations that they

They try to start up. It's just so sad and it's it's impossible to Walk out of there and not feel like a fuck the biggest piece of shit here Here come two suckers, turn on the waterworks. I don't want Frank of matching chippin' down chairs now. So, to avoid this, because we're going broke, me and Frank, like we're buying shit that we don't even want. We don't bottle so aftershave. I told you. You want an omnibot 2000?

We don't work. We bought stuff from the museum that we didn't want. We brought stuff from every flea market stand that some old timer tried to get a conversation going. I had to sit him down and implement a new way of communicating when we were in the flea markets or a place where people are selling garbage. Like I told them, it's like, if you see something interesting that you want to show me, don't say, hey, look at this because as soon as you do that, they count on you. Yeah. Oh, you want that? You know what that is?

Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, I can give it to you for 10. It goes for 50 on eBay, but, oh, you know what, for today, five. I said, just say, hey, if it's up high, if it's over your head and you want me to see it, just, and if it's to the left or right, say, hey, I'm all man, I let them my neck wrong, the left side of my neck. And I'll look and I'll be like, and if I'm interested, I'll just say to you, I'll be like, oh, I think I got this ticket for that stiff neck. If I'm not interested, I'll say, yeah, I really can't help you with that stiff neck.

If it's down low, it's your toe that hurts. And then I'll look down low. And if it's in the middle of the area, just say you stomach hurts. My cock is killing me. I got just a ticket for that short cock. So you know, like suckers now, you look like an antique gay couple. So we went over it like in a term such hours, because it keeps fucking, he doesn't know how to do it right.

Did you put it into practice? Did it work? We put it in the practice, and it still went fucking shitty. He wound up buying a Lindsey Wagner, a bionic woman, eight by 10. He didn't want. Is he just couldn't pull it off properly? On a raft? It was autographed,

but we don't even know if it was a real autographed part. You've met lens, but you've met Lindsey Wagner. I know. I like how like these guys are buying shit they don't want. And when the vendors get home, they're like, oh my god, I made $10 today. It was totally worth it Rather 10 0 than 10 at least I walk out of there I can't worry about the rest of you fucking solace heartless fuckers walking in there good

But I but I can't walk out of there and and not feel kind of there and and not feel horrible that this old timer is selling shit that it nobody wants and just I just I can't do it. Can I can I make a suggestion? Because I thought of something while you were giving those. Would if you were a little less opa you know you were a little bit more like instead of being like my toe hurts. What if he pointed at the object and be like, oh, I bought one of those last week. So now, no sale needed, but he's pointing directly at it. And then then you guys could pick it up and be like, is it better than the one he has? You'll take it. So you don't like the colluded injury routine or you could be like, or he could be like, oh, this is mind's in better condition, which is code for put it down, move on. That's pretty good. But if you say, yeah, if you be like, oh, this is mind's in better condition, which is code for, put it down, move on,

don't have a question. That's pretty good. But if you say, yeah, if you're like, this one's in pretty good condition, then you can make the purchase and no codes, a body part. But then it opens the door though, okay, let's say it was the Lindsey Wagner,

eight by 10 autograph, just for an example. If he says, oh, mind's in better condition, but then it opens the door for him to be like, oh, okay, but I also have Lindsey Wagner paper dolls or Lindsey Wagner color forms. Like if you just say, hey, my toe hurts, unless he's got, unless he's got like fucking corn medication, I'm sorry. How aggressive are these vendors? Oh, they're aggressive.

You can't just leave. Yeah. Oh, it's hard. Well, no, no, I got Lindsey? Oh, they're aggressive. You can't just leave. You can't. Oh, it's hard, both of you. No, no, I got Lindsey. I got Lindsey Wager paper girls. He's like, shit. That's what I'm obligating. It's like a 90 year old dude, man, who is just,

like waiting at the clock, man. But you said many times that you want that to be you in your retirement year. But the stuff I'll be selling is not a free mo sh**. Oh yeah, no one's gonna feel sorry for me. Yeah. You're gonna be offloaded and all they shit you bought from these guys. Yeah, I brought a bunch of glossy,

glossy, wanker photo. Yeah, but that's something that we've had to implement because he's kind of like he gets excitable and then he's like, oh my god, look at that. And as soon as he does that, they pounce on you, man. They know they got a fish on the other line. Pigeon, man. Yeah. Do you think if I joined you, I could help frank out.

And what way? Well, how are you going to help as I'm a pretty good flea marketer? Oh, yeah. I've never seen you actually. Yeah. In flea market mode, though. Do you feel any like you walk into a flea market, go to a stand. You're don't have anything of interest here guys 90. Do you just walk you walk away, right? You don't buy shit He has no yet. Yeah, I don't I don't know if he's like the barometer of

Human compassion that we want to I don't know I want to weigh everything on I'm starting to feel more relatable to To get him like how we didn't we didn't start getting choked up with Barry and his wife and Beth, and now we don't care about elderly flea marketers. Okay. I have some rules when I flea market. Like, if I know something's valuable, and I ask them to offer a price, and I won't just accept a price.

How's that a rule? It's what an negotiator. No, because I'm just buying something. I do. No, no, but if it's something that if a rule when I go into shop right. No, no, I pay what they're asking for it. No, no, if I know it's how much is this barilla pasta? If I know it's worth more than what they're selling for.

You won't tell them. I won't tell them, but I also won't haggle with them. I'll give them exactly what they're asking for. Just in case you like, they start looking it up. And then... No, it's just, I feel better doing that. Like, you know, they probably don't know what they have. They should, but they don't.

So I'm just gonna give them what they think it's worth. Mm-hmm. Yeah. We really took the ride not to do flea markets so much I didn't mention this last week because I thought I didn't want to take on the all the ridicule and all the and all the you know the pot shots Save it for this week We are our real agenda was the

We were able to stay at a hotel that was two seconds away from a CC's pizza. We went on Saturday afternoon. I have never stuffed myself so much that I was I was at till 9 o'clock on Saturday night was before I felt better because I'd just ate too much pizza and soda. You know how I believe it might have been the very first episode. You were like, if I ever needed to hide a body, you would be the guy that I'd go to. I think it's Frank now. There's nothing you can say this motherfucker won't do. There's nothing. I'm still playing shuffleboard wrong.

I'm sorry. If I, no, don't feel bad. If I come across a corpse, I'm not calling Frank. I'm calling Brian Johnson. No, I don't. You haven't been supplanted in that area. I was about to go off again. I'm not. We went to a CCs in Pennsylvania, and it was fucking fabulous. So fabulous that, yeah, I abused myself.

How did it compare to the other one? Much better. It was like a much quieter, calmer, like C.C. Same prison employees, no. No, it was, it was, it was magic. Okay. So, one of the chances, you know,

I don't like to get too personal in that way, but like, is anybody getting laid on these weekend trips? No, I have to leave gorgeous on some of these things. Oh, yeah, so sick. No matter what fact, we had to go back to the hotel and everybody took a nap. She's billowing. Yeah, there was no hiking, thank you going on. I don't know about his room.

I don't want to I'm just assuming I don't want to I don't want to assume because you know that makes an asset of me and Frank then but if I had to bet You see in the conditioning is when he walked in. Yeah, I don't know Perform One of those on the other pizza that he didn't know about. Yeah We we got a little because there was no competition in the restaurant, like there was no, like, we weren't fighting for slices.

Yes. We really like, it went overboard and OD'd on the pizza. And this is everyone not just you. Well, me and Frank, the other girls said it. This is eight, but not, but they weren't like, slabs, you go like, oh, this is amazing. Oh, that's amazing.

Six years. Strap it on a feedback. Full of pizza. And I'm only in the pizza. You know, Frank's getting wings, he's getting and soon of course he's, you know, he's going, fucking full. I don't know what you call it, you know, full of work, yeah, full of blood.

Sun Hinging is jaw. He and I were both at a commission. If the ladies were expecting a special something, I'm sorry. And they haven't had the way to the Tuesday. It's like what a snake eats a whole group. It lets me want to hire someone to give me an end of them. He eats a whole group. He eats a whole group. He eats a whole group. He eats a whole group. He eats a whole group. He eats a whole group. He eats a whole group. He eats a whole group.

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He eats a whole group. He eats a whole group. He eats a whole group. He eats a whole group. He eats a whole group. food though. They have clams and stuff which I think he's like in sushi. Oh yeah, Danny eat like 130 clams one day. Oh, I think he'll I think he's he's called Kobyashi of fucking TSD town. You know, Slim, you know, or Svelte figure. The fives logic how the man can eat as much as he does and still still have that hourglass figure. You're saying he's not slim. Was he at the burger competition? Then I was at Frank? Yeah. I thought Jimmy was. Wasn't Frank there as well? No. That was me, you, Jimmy, the hair guy, sage. Oh, a Clinton diner. Yeah. Frank. Oh, yeah, but he didn't like the burger. That's why. Oh, he didn't like the burger. Yeah. Yeah. I don't care how much, Frank, there's no way. There's no way. Speaking of Patreon, sign up to patreon.com slash tell them

Steve. Yeah, see what we're talking about. There is a lot of fun stuff. We recorded an episode last week with Q that was really fun. On the five-time level, it's gonna be, I imagine, too. I can't wait for people to hear that. When is that? Do you want me to put it off?

Not this Tuesday, but the following Tuesday? So what's the Tuesday's for now? To Tuesday, but the following Tuesday. So I was sooner than that. I just two Tuesdays for now. Yeah. What's the date? Yeah, the date. You got a good one. Yeah, that's 30th.

I'm not sorry, that's 29th. 29th. We'll drop it on the 29th. Oh, dude. 29th. 29th. It is an extremely fun episode. If you sign up on the 29th.

More of the 28th. You're going to get charged again on the first of. Yes. Sign up on our fault you sign up on a 29th or the 28th, you're going to get charged again on the first of. Yeah, sign up on our full sign up on the 29th. Sign up today. Yeah, there's so much shit on there. There's so much stuff. It's the net episode is a TSD. Yep. I was driving home from that episode being like I cannot wait for pelkin people to hear it because they're gonna fucking die laughing. Dude throughout the week, high energy mimic dancing kept reoccurring to me and I was fucking laughing. I just started laughing.

Oh, I gotta love this show. Alright, another thing, if I can just keep talking about myself this entire episode. Please. How's your, how are you? Started working out a little bit again, started eating right. I'm, I'm shooting for, we got two events coming up. Well, not you, but me and Q, we got the crews in February.

That's my long-term goal or January, I think. And then Q and I are going on a little boys trip in the next couple months. Oh, yeah. We're two. C-C's with G. Yeah. Well, there'll be two. Cecees. What a jee. Well, there'll be a Cecees.

Yeah. We're going with our boy, Jiggy. Yeah, Jiggy's coming. And we're going to return to her old stomping grounds. OK, Wes. We're going to be west for a few days. Yeah. That's a place that you find yourself returning to again

and again. You love it there so much. At this point, I go like twice a year now. You should be the spokesman. The spokesman of the decor is like a main for a Christmas. Yeah. Why couldn't it be cute? And you know people would go if they saw a cue.

Put them on the billboards. Put them on buses. Yeah. Taxi cats. I don't want people going down there. Oh, yeah. It's your little secret. It's not a secret.

Well, they told me que West is exploded in the past. It used to be kind of like not a secret, but it wasn't like a major destination. Pandemic changed all that, because it was like a place Florida never closed down. There were direct flights. It's tropical, so it apparently just fucking exploded in the past couple of years.

What people... Think of this ad campaign for the tourism side of a key west. They renamed the town for a month, Q West. You get a key to the city and you go down there, you do spots, you do ad campaigns, social media, Q West. Wait, no,, Q West. Wait, no, I got it. They don't.

I got it. You're on the side of a bus and you're like facing out towards us. There's a woman in a bikini, a thong bikini, facing the other way. So she's facing away from us. And you're grabbing her ass and it just says Q and A, Key West. That's good. Like that one. Or maybe a, yeah, all right.

Maybe Q with like an alligator pulling down his, on the work. Yeah, like a little copper tones. Yeah. Pulled down. Yeah, there's so many ideas. Yeah, but I'm not excited down there. Well, the manager, when we go down,

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last week. So I can play a couple of rock and tunes at some point. But now I like it. It's very like when I practice, practice an hour a day, that's all I think about. I'm not thinking about any of the bullshit. That's what I'm thinking. Let the stress go out on the strings. That's probably why I do need to play some like thrash metal and shit to get all that fucking high energy angle at anger. I would imagine playing a thrash metal and shit to get all that fucking high energy angle at anger out right. Oh yeah. Well I would imagine playing a thrash song is a bit more strenuous than playing like you know Mozart right? Yeah.

It's the difference between running around on the stage and me sitting in a chair. I put up on this little elevator. I'm not losing any weight by playing classical guitar. I'll say that much. Yeah. It's going pretty decently. Did you think it was going to enjoy it? I think I enjoyed it. Yeah. But fingers are great.

I came a little more than I can. I came a little more than I can to hear you play. Oh, you know what I want to ask you guys too. This is all for all three, you guys. So we all know that Maui is basically burned to the ground, right? Yes. Yeah. So I guess one part of the island where like a lot of the locals

live is where everything got torched. But there's another part of the island where there's a lot of like resorts and vacationers and stuff like that. Now I guess the the island of Maui has asked the vacationers to leave, you know, because of the fires and shit. But some people have decided to stay. Paris Hilton being one of them, she was taking some shit online because, uh, because she decided to stay and go to the beach with her kid and her husband or whatever. So I'm wondering if that happens to you, any of you, do you leave or do you stay if you're not leaving? What do the benefits of leaving? I think it opens up a room for somebody who doesn't have a home anymore, right?

Could be. Yeah. Could be. Or just the resources that are coming onto the island are now like diminished tremendously, right? Or available. I'm sorry, on the island. So they have to bring in all new shit for people.

Water. I'm sure food, you know, housing. Yeah. They got to figure out housing for everybody water. I'm sure food, you know housing They got to figure out housing for everybody So it's like are you away from? Right and nobody likes you leave no I here's the thing though if you saved up to go to Hawaii for fucking three years and this is like you're gonna Propose on the beach or whatever I might have a tough time being like Jesus Christ

I'm I'm flushing all this money down the drain. If your Paris Hilton who I'm assuming has millions, I'm like, what am I gonna do? We gotta take the L on this one and head home. Yeah, I think. I think it's a bad look. We'll be walking around and join that beach. Well, how could you enjoy yourself even?

Exactly. That's what I mean. It's like you're getting down on one knee to propose, and then if someone snaps a photo of this and the backdrop is a charred wasteland. Yeah, like a pile of hell with the average. But I feel the average blue collar, like guy who's saving, poor girl,

saving up to go to Hawaii for like years, I don't know, man, that's a lot to ask. It's bad luck. It's bad luck, but man, well, you're still, it means have some compassion. But are they doing like a Crete in Greece just had a huge wildfire problem? And they offered anyone who was displaced because of the fire, a free vacation next summer to replace to place a trip that they lost. So are they doing something like that? Like, hey, you know, yeah, we want you to leave. Well, you can come back and finish the rest of your vacation next year. Well, I guess if you also if you have a trip insurance you're covered, right?

If you have trip insurance. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I guess it, yeah, I guess most of the end of the day, if like, who is asking you to leave? I guess you should just be a good guest to leave. Yeah, but can you imagine like arriving on day one? Like I said, like you say for three years and it's a week you arrive on day one. They're like at the fuck out of here. Like if it's like the fourth or fifth day, you're kind of like, all right, well, fucking this really sucks. Personally, I would leave and then I would come home and bitch about it not to stop on the podcast

But in terms of like I mean just the smoke like how is it enjoyable with all that? I'm smoking the smell and knowing that people are like burned up like right across The tragedy that is going on all around you makes it hard to fucking have a good time, right? It's I mean this I'm not tragedy going on everywhere at all times Well, you know right now I showed this if I can see it at a much bigger deal Is it an eye shot? I'm not familiar with how large Maui is and what how much is back to buy? We aren't either but you know that like two minutes down the road is a hell on earth

Yeah, it's hard then to be like frolic. Okay, it's on the beach. What is your time limit for I can still frolic? Out of respect for the citizens and the people who are asked in the hotel, who needs this now, this building for much worthier causes than your fucking vacation. You leave, I think, or you don't leave, and then you have a, you maybe, you're the kind of person. The karma that comes with that, I wouldn't want to. You're the kind of person who doesn't buy from the flea market guy, you know, despite how?

Oh yeah, all you people who walk out on that elderly flea marketer, you'll have your joy of vacation. My day, when you walk up and when there somebody asked you Oh, you couldn't spare $5 for that no for that bottle cap for that garbage I need for that bottle for that's for that tin a bottle cap you couldn't spare $5 bottle caps I I'm really okay now you now you want to enjoy the you want to enjoy eternity of tranquility in peace You know you you're going

to look at this. Go check the other staircase. I knew this. I knew this is fucking what it was. I'm going to wall psych. If I buy this bottle cap, I'm not much closer to heaven. Commercine to heaven. Yes. I don't know. If God is able to look at over the people at Maui, I don't think he's looking over this old cock sucker in your bottle cup purchase. You know, I think that some people have bought their way in. Everybody, look, I was thinking of Jimmy the hair guy the other day, like the mob he bought his way in. He didn't pay dues.

So you might be able to buy your way in the heaven. Did you, uh, did you know, don't, oh, no, go keep. I was gonna say, don't, don't they say it's easier for rich man to go through the eye of a needle then to get into heaven Easier to get a camel through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to get into heaven So you know the big the good book would suggest that you can't buy your way at the heaven. Oh, I didn't mean with cash You know with good karma He really yeah, you are buying your way and you're like,

if I give this guy money, I'll get something to return sure, but God's looking down. He's going to see that money go into the old man rather than stay in a my pocket and therefore, he's going to look more favorably upon me. That's an active... Yeah. Yeah, but he's got his eyes on everything.

He's going to be looking at the fucking tab at that fucking pizza place and be like Well, that probably could have fed 30 other people It's like a Shindler's list situation Well, it's like this $5 worth of pizza because save how many homeless people Speaking of which people had did you hear about the controversy over Oprah and Maui? Oprah and Maui now She owns a large amount of property there. It's a cause

of some problem on the locals, but she had to have her and a camera crew reject it from the centers where they're helping people who are displaced by the fires because she wanted to go in and film herself giving them things. Oh, so not talking to them. Just giving them shit. Yeah Doesn't Oprah have enough money and love sent her away That like she needs it. What the fuck like these insatiable Well, I isn't wouldn't her point be like because I know people will watch when I do it So it might inspire other people to help out. It's about like raising awareness rather than getting Is it isn't not like grief porn like you know show or suffering porn? Like you know show is that mean like going into this you know these centers where people are like probably sleeping on

Cots and the such and you're just giving them you know trivial things And recording it. I don't know. Yeah, it's trivial about Well close water The subsidies. Well, no, what I trivial about closed water foods. The subsidies. Well, not what I'm saying is that, you know, you could just, you know, make a public appearance of you giving a large check or something that would buy those items that would be needed and distributed rather than, you know, doing it for the campus. I see Q's point.

I do as well. I understand advertising it, but to go in when people are after the awareness, if you're after lowest, her fans seeing her do it, maybe we'll motivate down to be like, you know, I'm going to send some donation to Maui too. I mean, could she not just, you know, be on camera and do it rather than going to these centers? Of course. I'm just I'm surprised you didn't get the past though. It's Oprah. So you would think anybody would go. Oh, yes Some rejected her right yeah, the camera crew is at least Now

Now, man, I feel bad for him. That sounds like a rough. You got even a nowhere to fucking run You know, you know, you go with the water people are like jumping in the water and like they had to like go it in boats and shit that kind of stuff Yeah, that's rough man. I feel firm So you're going away. I'm going away as well next week So I don't know if we'll be around right well if we could do it early in the week we can do it Because you leave Wednesday, right? I believe you said early Thursday So if we could do it early in the week we can get one more in well I get back Wednesday. So guess what everyone no tell them Steve Dave next week Could do a space monkey. Yeah, start sending those emails. Yeah, well, I might be able to we'll talk about a lot of wine

But I might I might be able to land and just jump right into an episode. We'll see. Okay. I don't want to yeah We you know, I don't like there'll be something for you you good people next week We'll figure it out. Don't worry. Yeah, I know people got upset because we took a took a break summer break of a week Half people got mad But yeah, that's it. No, not next week. I can't remember. Did we talk about Lizzo fat news? got some fat news. No. Boom, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boon, who is, you know, the well-known singer, body positive, morbidly obese woman, who has morbidly obese dancers on stage with her, it's a whole fat positive type thing. morbidly obese Lizzo says she can fat,

fat-shamed her dancers and suggests, okay, this is Megan Kelly saying this, suggested that they assume the risk of uncomfortable sexual scenarios by working for a degenerate. Now, that's a pretty weird stance. To be like this, who says this? This is Megan Kelly, she's like a Fox News person. Okay.

I agree with conservative and shit. There's a lawsuit by some of her ex dancers. She's agreeing with Lizzo, there's a lawsuit by some of her ex dancers. She's agreeing with Lizzo. There's a lawsuit by some of her ex dancers that she was fat shaming them, telling them that they had to lose weight. And so for that part, I'm like, look, these women,

I'm surprised they can dance as fat as they were. Like I watched part of her documentary, like Lizzo had this reality show where she was, there was like a tryout session for backup dancers. And then, you know, it'll live in a huge and show reality bullshit. And I'm looking at these women.

And with that point, I'm like, if she's telling them you can't get any fatter, at a certain point, you can't even get out of a chair when you're that heavy. So I don't understand why that's a problem, that she's like, look, you have to maintain a certain level of weight. So she wants them fatter? No, they're getting fatter.

The dancers, Elizo is who's fat and has always promoted fatness. Yes, I'm more of a look. Now you're getting too fat. You're not going to be able to dance much more, You're now you're getting too fat. You're not gonna be able to dance much more, much longer if you keep getting this fat. Hey, man, I don't know what the fuck it's all about. You're the one that opened that barn door. You got a fucking deal with it.

But you're the one telling everybody to just keep eating so go over it. Yeah, and also, she's got the bigger the dances are, the more I want to see it. Sorry? Like you're making that guy in the Guinness Book of World records he had to be buried in like a fucking piano box or something with those overalls on that big fat guy. Yeah.

Oh, the guy, no, you're talking to the guys who rode the bikes. Those are the twins, yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah, this was just a real super fat dude and overalls. You know, like I don't know that guy. Yeah, like I would like to see that guy dance and see what he got. I would watch him dance.

So people are saying, Lizzo, all right, I'm getting my arms around this. People are saying Lizzo is a hypocrite because she's all about the big gals and she's saying, well, well, well, this such a thing is too big. Right. Now there's a second part to the story though.

Oh, okay. Right. You get to even deeper. She's also being sued by three of her former backup dancers who accused the singer of sexual harassment and creating a hostile work environment. It was said that they were an Amsterdam and I guess they were at a strip club. She pressured one of the dancers to touch a nude performer in the strip club. And also they said that like the girls are putting bananas somewhere, you know, where they fit. And

Lizzo made one of them eat the banana afterwards. Oh my God. Now there's some doubts that this shit's true. It's just a couple of girls trying to make a few bucks off a Lizzo. Oh, no, no, no, no. They said it. It's true. Except that, and Lizzo's either Instagram or Twitter feed, she referenced being an Amsterdam and used a banana emoji. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, my God. It's like, look, there's a letter to the kids. There are fucking bands on the road, man. Like this is what people used to fucking joint bands for to go to strip clubs and eat the fuck up bananas. And now, now you can't in Amsterdam of all places.

Now you can't, it's just like, it's don't tell anybody that wants to get into the entertainment business. Just. Well, it's time to here the former dancers also play the invited cast members to eat bananas from nude performers, but Jaina's. You can't do that shit.

Yeah, I know, but Lizzo's a role model though, right? Isn't that what everybody says? I don't know, man. I anybody who believes the hype about anybody deserves what they get. I don't know, man. I don't really have an opinion on this because I'm finding it very hard to care at all about it. I don't know why today.

I don't care, but I just like. That's so, bro. You don't care. I know. And I wish the best for Lizzo, but like, you know, and her dancers and everybody, but it's like, I don't have the answers, man. I don't think that's a legit. I can't stop thinking a little chippy!

I'm side alone right now! I'm fucking think about Lizzo, my poor little cat. Yeah. You got a bigger fish to fry. I think I'm bigger than Lizzo, I run. In a sense. Yeah, I don't know, man. I don't know what she's, I guess she's saying this such a thing is too fat for a performer,

which sounds like common sense when you say it, but who the fuck knows and today's the answer. The answer of like, Hey, if you work for a degenerate, you should expect to be exposed to degenerate type shit and debauchery. I mean, how does anybody care about this? Who is upset about this? Why does anyone know that anyone is? Yeah, I don't know that anyone is.

I saw the people doing the lawsuit. The people in the lawsuit are pretty upset, I guess. Yeah, but everybody else, I mean, I think most people, I think people for the most part are like whatever with Lizzo and that it's kind of, I think it's funny that she's saying you're too fat. It's pretty funny that she's so off brand.

Yeah, it's so off-brand for her to be like, yo, man, put down the fucking cupcakes. We got a dance to do. Well, do as I say, don't do as I do. Yeah. If I'll be in these cupcakes, you don't fucking dance me a couple steps. You went to the banana that came out of that stripper.

Yeah. Yeah. Wild. Let me say it. No, I'm just saying we're on it hour. I don't know. You look like you don't want to talk about Lizzo. I really don't know. I don't follow this stuff. So like, yeah.

That's why it's fat news. Yeah. Now you've got it. Now you can go home. You can talk to the wife and kids about it. If you hear about Lizzo and the bananas. If you keep seeing CCCs, he's going to be on fat news. Oh.

I'm going to have to give these CCs a try the closest one is Pennsylvania You know what I don't know if it would be doesn't want the increase in business there Oh It's like you and he was trying to keep I don't think most people would find it as delicious as I do. It's a combination of Chuck E. Cheese pizza with a very fluffy crust. And why do you love Chuck E. Cheese pizza? Because it's almost like you can eat it and and I it's almost like eating air

Cheese pizza you don't feel it although this time I felt it though. I had too much I put that theory to the test that you I can eat as much Chuckie cheese Because it's possible I Like Icarus getting too close to the sun You go and see season you get recognized Yeah, and they're like hey next time you come in can you bring us like a side eight by ten for the wall? is getting too close to the sun. You go and see season, you get recognized. And they're like, hey, next time you come in, can you bring us like a signed eight by 10 for the wall? Of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of to ticket. That's when I'm interested in it. And I even had a flea. I got just a ticket

for that toe problem or that stomach ache. Well, it's, it's, it's that because it's up on the wall. All right. So you give them a 8 by 10 of me. Yeah. As the barren ones were so uneven. You're choice. You're choice. Okay. Absolutely. Okay. Because they're like blow my mind. They're like, yeah, if we think if we have a Wall of Fame, Frankie Valley, yeah, all the all like Frank Sinatra, all these we have a piece of Paul you're Frank Sinatra Frank Valley, Frank five. When you go into any piece of all you usually see the same 8 by 10 of the same kind of era and of stars and it's usually like oh my god it's Danny I got

There's a diner near us like that diner near target they have those kind of pictures up And I really want to get an 8 by 10 myself and sneak it on to the wall And see if anyone notices nobody would notice no Who works there, but that would be. No, I don't think anybody else is about all of it. In the establishment who works there, but there would be customers who'd be like, who's that? Is that the guy from the comic book store? Is that the guy from Duck Dinesden? Yeah. It does seem to be top.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah, all of a sudden now. You can name only three celebrities with beards of that length and you're annoyed by it. Oh, you got wraps And that is celebrity. Yeah, not a vertical figure that no one even knows how many Eighth and a week horse him was that there's only real photographs of Rescue I think so. Yeah, I think there might be some early 20s ones Yeah, you can't be upset that you know, there aren't more celebrities. That's the common man If you come at me with easy top, I know you're fucking, you're basic.

If you want to help with that camper, I will help you out. Yeah, get some command strips, an eight by 10 in a frame, and just cause a distraction. Stick it right up on the wall. That's what I want to do. What's the, what's on the actinery,

just some things for your trip with the bros? Like, is there like camping is this is this hiking There's some fishing some water water ski water jet water skiing Mate mate. It's a lot of water a lot of sea fairing Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, who know that who've lived there 30 years, so I'll use them as a guide to do. What do you think I like dead calm? Where are you talking about? I'm a little bit of a... Q.

Q loves his privacy, so I didn't know if you want a captain that, you know, especially with such a, a personal trip like this with his brothers. Well, you know, all over each other. I'm happy. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Before you're gonna have to swap that to brawn, whoa, whoa. You boys are gonna have to swap that. Kat DeBron, take it back.

I do love the idea that like a sudden storm comes up. The catarong, it's pushed off course. Oh no, Q's lost. He was lost on a deserted island. Who's the skipper on? Well, take away Kat DeBron, who's the skipper out of well take away Captain Ron who's a skipper of your captain Ron drowns Well my brother my older brother Jimmy was in the Navy For me, so I gotta assume that he's the guy. Yeah, so you have to you

You have to defer to his leadership On the high. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, he's a he's a maritime or you know, I'm saying He knows what he's doing how many many years out of the service though? It's been a while. It's been a while 20-something years. It's 20 years out of the service. So you're still going to be out on the open water with a legit seaman? Played water sports. Tell him Steve Dave, I can't wait. Tell them Steve Dave, they have weight. Hey, Walt here. I have a very, very quick announcement regarding the Patreon gift years and those who would like to jump up this cycle because this is the cycle where the Prussian Kissing Devil

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