Tell Em Steve-Dave - #594: Sunny’s List

Episode Date: April 21, 2024

The conjoined twins (yes, again)! Furries, Bry and Walt see who knows Sunday Jeff best.

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I could get you the ring in your finger size all right please go do that as quickly as possible. Time is ticking. Thank you. I think you do own a baby elf. I I like to walk around like Sunday Jeff in a stupor. And I mean that in a great way. I mean that as a compliment. Tell em Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell em Steve Dave.

Waltz is here. I Steve Dave. Walt is here. I am here. He is here. BQ, I look around the table, I see no BQ. I fear he's out there gallivanting. So instead we've plugged somebody in Walt who I don't ever see anybody say shit about this guy. I would think that people would never say stuff about Frank Five, but they have.

I thought he was beloved by all, but this guy truly. There is a case to be made though that there may never have been a single negative thing ever uttered on the internet about Sunday Jeff, which is astonishing. I think you could scrub the internet and you won't find a negative statement about Sunday Jeff, which is... More negative things have been written about me while we were talking right now than in all of Sunday Jeff's life. I'm talking about the internet.

Right, right. About people's personal diaries and shit. Sunday Jeff. What's up? How does it feel to be like that in that kind of rare air as a person? diaries and shit. Sunday Jeff. What's up? How does it feel to be in that kind of rare air as somebody who doesn't get here or see any negative feedback? It's unheard of in this day and age,

but you have the ability to walk around with, and be like, yeah, everybody loves me. Deal with it. I'm not on social media anyway, so I really don't read it anyway. So they're gonna be calling me an asshole right now. I'm still the nicest guy, I guess. It is. Brian's not like blowing smoke up your bottom. It's accurate. I'm glad. And I don't know how he does it. I don't either.

He's just got this boyish charm. Yeah, do you just see me skipping in here from my car? Well, I do like his sense of wonderment. He does look at people like, how do you operate, man? Like when he came in and you were talking about working on a project and you're like, we're on island time here. And he just looks at you like that half beat of like, goddamn everybody. I'm not on island time. When am I gonna get to be on island time? I was. At Brooklyn Tale, the working man's a sucker. Good to have you, Sunday. Yeah, it's great to have you here, Sunday, Jeff. Always happy to have you here.

So when you see Brian Quinn over this weekend or in fact the next time you see him, I need you to do me a favor. You tell him, you say Q, you changed. He'll know what you mean. Don't worry. We got a lot of stuff to talk over. Walt has some stuff. I got some stuff from the news, all kinds of news. That's why he's beloved though. He doesn't watch the news, all kinds of news. That's why he's beloved though. He doesn't watch the news? He doesn't like the real world in him just don't. Don't mesh.

Yeah, they don't mesh. And he like keeps his distance respectfully. Right. And the news and the world keeps its distance from Sunday Jeff and it works. I was wondering today because we're doing a show on Patreon about me finding hobbies and stuff like that, and something to do with my idle time. And I was wondering, Sunday Jeff, do you have any hobbies? Because you used to be into model making and toy collecting and all kinds of stuff.

I have a couple. I know I was drawing too for a long time. I mean, my daughter, you get ready for school and everything. I just haven't had a lot of time lately. Just been busy. I mean, I like doing it. I mean, I always enjoy doing models and stuff. What's your all-time favorite hobby?

It was probably model making or art. I used to draw a lot too. I would think you would also count collecting things as a hobby too, right? I'm sure you've done a lot of it. John 11 Well, that was an illness. Matthew 16 Right, but you still collect magazines, right? John 11 Yeah, I still get some magazines.

I mean, again, I've been collecting Fangoria since the beginning, basically. It sucks. The magazine's terrible, but you still got to go. You still got to go to run. Matthew 16 I thought you were going to say it sucks because they canceled it. John 11 No terrible. You still got to go. You still got to go to run. I thought you were going to say it sucks because they canceled it. No, it's still around. It's just that it's not, it's not that good. It's really not. Unfortunately, you have to, as you know, just got to have that run. Oh, I'm well aware of the disease and the run. Yeah, you got to have it. If it's not complete, your life isn't complete.

Change of my middle and the masterworks. There's a fucking massive gaping hole in your chest if you're missing one volume. And it won't be healed until you find that volume. Hey, you look like a whimpering dog behind a door. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. When's it coming?

How much is it? I can't afford that. We've been talking, are you aware of the two-headed twin Sunday Jeff? Wow, he's so, I'm unaware of so much. I love it. I think I might know this. There's one two-headed person on earth and he's not aware of them. I think I know who this is.

I think I saw it was on TLC I think. I think I know who this is. A long time ago, yeah. Brittany and Abby. Yes. Yes. And we were speculating last week on what they share and what they don't share, because one of them recently got married.

They share a body. They share the body. They have two heads. They have two spines. They have two completely separate spinal cords, two arms, originally three, but one was removed, a broad rib cage with two highly fused sternums, two boobs, two hearts, four lungs, one diaphragm, two stomachs, two gallbladders.

How many hearts? One liver, two hearts in a shared circulatory system. I thought Sunday Jeff had heart. They got you beat. Two heads are better than one, I guess. Because last week we were talking about... Wait, she's married? One of them got married.

How did one of them get married? Abigail Hensel, she got married in a wedding ceremony which it said her sister was not a witness. Come on. They have to be, right? Now they're trolling people? Press releases just to fuck with everybody. Oh, this just happened.

So they just recently got married? No, they got married like two years ago, but they didn't allow everybody to know. It wasn't like out there, I guess. The dude that they married just recently got hit with a paternity suit saying that his former wife, he was the father of his last child with his former wife. I guess he has three kids. He's such a player that two at a time is now his deal. That's, I don't know how you could take special person, I guess, to do something like that.

That's my thing. I think this guy is probably more interesting than these girls. Anyway, the guy was found to not be the dad. Of his former wife's child. Yeah. There was no hankus ppankus going on while – I didn't realize this was such a topic of conversation. I don't know how rules apply to this.

Dude, it's every day. Every day I got to keep up on this. Yeah, it turned out that somebody else was the father of that last kid. He's lucky. He lucked out. Yeah. How many – you mentioned a lot of multiple organs. Right. How many badges? How many badges, you're wondering? It would be – Supposedly just the one.

It would make things easier if there were multiple ones. But then it would be cheating. You wouldn't be allowed to touch the other one. Would you be considered cheating? You know, it's just, you know, you're a little groggy, waking up in the morning, you know, getting some morning groove on and whoops. Would that be considered cheating? I think it would be. Because how do you – you really have to love the same person.

I mean, how could you – I mean, what if that person really didn't – what if that person didn't like you? That would make for some – Right. What I'm saying, the whole thing. What do you do? Just throw a burlap bag over it? What if that person really didn't – what if that person didn't like you? That would make for some – Right. But I'm saying the whole thing. What do you do? Just throw a burlap bag over her head?

Oh. It's been to last week's episode. Why? I'm just saying what do you do? I mean how do you – I think it's safe to say that – And what if the other one wants to go to – – sisters are probably happy with the choice of one of the sisters.

What happens now if the other one really wanted to get married, how do you go on date? It's like I said, it's a very, very complicated situation. But it is an example though of like perseverance and just not giving in to life's, what you, what the hand you've been dealt though, because you know, that's amazing. If you're the girls. If they've freshened a life, you know, where they're going to have some semblance of like the American dream of like having a husband, a family maybe. It's a testament to like the perseverance and the never say die fucking attitude that I think a lot of people may

not have that moxie to find love. You would just assume like nobody is gonna be interested in us. Yeah. This is too weird a situation for anybody to deal with. Okay. I just find it more amazing how somebody could actually go and have a relationship for that one. The guy, right? Yeah.

Even with that, it takes just a real special person, I guess, and you have to look at it in a totally different perspective, I guess, and you have to look at it in a totally different perspective, I guess, to do it. But I mean, it's just like if you have started, you start arguing and then it's just like the other one's just sitting there just like a bystander, it starts chiming in and it's just like, you know, I don't know. Yeah, because it's like if she's not on her sister's side, it's real trouble. But if she's on the sister's side, then you got two of them hen pecking

and nagging and yelling at you. Man, that's when you take a walk. Yeah. You just take a walk and you never come back. I do like, I really want to see an interview with this guy to find out, like, I mean, if you have a two headed woman fetish, he's probably the only one of the few men in history to have realized. Oh, to be like, to actually do it.

Yeah. To see it through. Your mouth getting tired here. Yeah. Just like tags are in. But even if like, even if you're like, I mean, that's what Walt said last week, he said the burlap sack, but what Walt was saying, like, hood or like a hawk, you know? Like, what is, like, that's another thing I want to know. I want to know all the dirty details about that.

How do you keep that out though? But I'm saying you're still saying, like, so say if they're, you know, they're having sex with each other, so how does the other one not feel anything? It's the same body. I don't know. Yeah, you would figure. You just can't just like tune that shit out. I mean, it's just, you're still selling, you know, you're sharing the same nerves and everything else. So, I mean, how do you just be like, how do you turn it out? Pete Right. They're both teachers too. They teach fifth grade at Sunnyside Elementary. I mean, what –

Pete How do you pay them twice? Pete Yeah, you pay them twice? Do you pay them twice? And who teaches what classes? There's so much. Why do they? I think they may be gearing up for, I don't see it online, but I thought I had read that they were gearing up for another reality show. They had a reality show?

They had one back in 2012. It was called Abby and Brittany. How old are they? Right now I think they're in their early 30s, I believe. Let me see. 1990. So yeah, they're like 34. I wonder what the life expectancy is of-

What's that? Life expectancy of, I mean, because it's definitely got to have like some complications. Well, they also have, I thought this was interesting too, they can eat and write separately and simultaneously, but if they're going to run, swim, brush their hair, piano, volleyball, riding a bicycle, driving a car, all that requires coordination they have to like, even when they were crawling, like when they were little. I told you to put your other arm out, you either start to drown in the other hands or all.

What's this? Famous conjoined twins of two separate degrees but only get paid one salary for job according to this news article. I don't know. I just, I'm baffled by it. I am. I mean, technically, they are two separate people. But I mean, they have different likes, but you're really kind of forced into like doing certain things at certain times with somebody. It's like, like say the other one's married, what happens if the other one wants to start

dating now and she like, she wants to find a husband or what? How's, how's it, you know? Now all four of them have to get along. Not just the other girl, the husband has to get along as well, I would think, because they're going to be around each other a lot. Sleeping in the same bed. If they get married, now all four are in the same bed? Yeah, like are they sleeping on either side? You sort of rule book out the window, man. Dude, it's crazy.

He just said there's no rules when it comes to that. I mean, how can you have any? I mean, it's just like, you know, don't be looking at my husband in the shower. I mean, it's just like, I mean, how do you get away with this? Yeah, unless there's no jealousy, like they don't have that jealousy gene. That's why I say you really have to either, you love them both.

You really love the same person. I mean, that's the only thing I could really, you know, you love them both for. Doesn't seem that way though. It seems like it's just the one chick is into them, is into the guy and the other one is still out there on the prowl. I mean, it might be all right if he needs a donor at least somewhere down the line, kidney or something. Now that's Abby that got married, but like Brittany, now she's still on the market.

So if she's like out there on Tinder, she's out there every night. Somebody's actually looking at this, be like, you know what? I'm going to get in this. Somebody is. I'm going to fuck everything up. Absolutely. Yeah, I'm going to fuck it up on purpose. I'm going to create some shit now. I'm going to go out there and wreck the relationship.

That'd be funny. Yeah, I said it just takes somebody special, I guess, to deal with something like that. I mean, like, have kids. Yeah. I just want to know everything about the guy. Just like, where did you come from? Why did you get divorced? How did you meet? All this stuff. These are unanswered questions. I feel like we deserve answers to. What was your answers? I had no answers. We're still talking about it. We're still talking about it. I can't get over it, man. There's some news to me.

Walt, get down for a second. You're like me. You turned off the news, right? And went on to the next thing. If that was the only news that was out there in the world today, I mean... Yeah, it's not terrible news. That's not terrible news. Yeah, I mean, there's a lot worse out there going on. It's actually good news. You think somebody's, you know, somebody's married or happy. Yeah, that's actually, I guess you would put that that's in the good news heading. Wasn't so... Plenty of bad news out there. That's the next one down the line. No doors flying off of planes this week.

Anything else with us? Oh, there was a... There's been a lot of incidents. A lot of unruly passengers going ape shit on planes and stuff. Big emergency landings and stuff. Yeah. I saw something about that the other day. Somebody broke their leg during heavy turbulence and they didn't turn the plane around.

That's a serious turbulence. Yeah, they snapped his leg in half and then they didn't turn the plane around. It was still like another five hours to where they were going. You have to fly out of your seat for that to happen, right? Oh yeah. They said it was a heavy drop from turbulence. I remember Kevin telling me one time, he was like one of the few times he was scared on a plane was like they were flying.

I think he can. Unless you have a seatbelt on either. And it just goes boom, just like, jiggles it dropped like crazy. And the whole plane is like, a collective gasp. This is it? Yeah. Yeah. It's not for me.

No? Not for me. You don't want to break a leg? No. And I know that for every one instance of that, there's like you can... I saw three of them coming up here today. You can rattle off a million instances where a flight went as planned and nothing happened. It's a risk.

It is a risk. It's a very small risk though, but it's still mentally something that... Well, you had a bad experience, that's why. Yeah, but at this point, I should be over it by now. I should have, I think. A normal person would have... Well, I have some theories about you. Yeah, I think about you.

You're my friend. And I think that the flying and a lot of stuff in your life is due to like, you like to be in control. So if you're driving a car, even though statistically you're more likely to get into an accident than a plane crash. Mentally, I feel like I have control of the situation even though I really don't. You really don't. But I do feel like I'm behind the wheel, so I feel like I have some semblance of control. So if we let you fly a plane, you feel better? I watch plenty of videos on YouTube,

like these collections where people are minding their own business, all of a sudden a car is flying through the air and lands on them. I think about it every single time I'm on the parkway or the turnpike and it makes you, it does make you a little extra cautious, like to keep an eye out for other people. Cause you're just like, I don't know what this idiot is going to do. And when you're driving, everybody else is a idiot. There's so many videos now with like dash cams and it's just, it's insane. Like some of the stuff that they pick up, like you get, like so many people

have dash cams in their car now and you just see people like run a red light. T-bone people. It's just insane. Do you like to be in control, Jeff? Or do you feel like you don't have to have control for you to feel, to function? I mean, yeah, I mean, like you said with driving a car, I mean, you can control your own vehicle, but you can't control people around you making the mistake I mean as far as like that's a metaphor for you know, I'm not just don't mean literally driving I just mean in your life. Well, there's a lot of things that you do have control of but there's are you comfortable allowing control to be

Distributed evenly. I like to control as much as I'm able to control I mean what's in my power to control? Which is everything for me. I don't think it's everything. I want to, but I want to. Right, but I'm just saying it's not reality. I want complete and utter control. Yeah, but it's not reality. Looking around this room, it's not reality.

Oh, we're looking at the... Oh, the anatomy class. Diagram, the anatomy of the twins. One vagina. I think we're getting a little twin heavy, last couple weeks. I don't know if we- I'm fascinated by this too. You talked about this last week and the week before.

Yeah, yeah. Not the week before, no. You're trudging on now, you're going down the road of probably mean. Are you putting extra heads on Mary Beth Beth now or is this just like something? You know, just a little dubby head, yeah. Wake up and there's like another head, what was that movie, The Thing with Two Heads? The Thing with Two Heads. A Brewster.

So yeah, so also though, so you don't like drugs and drink, that keeps you in control. Oh, absolutely. If you're not doing drugs and drink. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. I don't feel like I want to have my faculties affected by drugs or alcohol. Mm-hmm. My wits. Yeah, I got to have all my wits about me. Are you the same way, Sunday? Because I know every once in a while you'll tip a mic hard.

Yeah, but I'm not going overboard. It's not like it's affecting my judgments. Are you sure? Yes, I am sure. That's what they all say on Sunday. No, no, no, no, they used to say that. That guy there. That's old Rip over there. I pulled into the, I didn't realize that the laundry mat's right next to the liquor store. Nice and convenient. Well, I mean, this plaza is like a little Mayberry for Gidham. He can walk downstairs. He starts whistling.

He can do his laundry in the plaza. He can take care of his alcohol. How you doing there, Gidham? Consumption. He's got a bakery. He's got a KFC when he wants a nice Sunday dinner. Doesn't have to leave. If he wants breakfast, he's got Perkins. If he needs to pick up some stereo supplies, he's got IEI. I mean, it really is. He wants some flat, what are those called? Flat stretch pennies. He can go down to the Jersey coin.

And if he really wants to venture out and get wild, he can cross the highway and go to wah-wah. Oh, I thought you were going to say fucking the strip club. That could be a risk though. Or go club whatever. No, I don't see Gideon being a solo strip club guy, right? No. Look at the face too.

I don't know why though. He looks down on those types. Yeah, like to me, it doesn't shock me or surprise me. I'm just mildly surprised because I'm like, if you're going to drink anyway, why not just hop over there, sit at the bar, watch a couple of tatas bouncing and then come back? You just want to spend the money? You just want to spend the money. I don't get that though. It's like a couple of bucks. It's like going to a movie. Well, I don't know. How much is a beer there, I wonder?

Probably like five bucks, six bucks. That's not too bad. Well, it's probably twice what he's paying at a liquor store. I want to imagine three times as much. He drinks fucking basically. Why don't you just get a like a water tower with an alcohol content. Someone dipped a fucking drunk woman's tampon. That's all that's out of it. It just stirred vigorously and now he's drinking and calling it beer. Is that what you drink?

My favorite brew. Yeah, but yeah, I am kind of like, not shocked, but mildly surprised that he's so anti-like. Would it just take a walk over one of these nights? Yeah, walk over one of these nights. Yeah, walk over, like maybe just like, again, I could see him doing it like, Wednesday's definitely Tata day. So I go over, I look at Tatas for an hour,

I come back and that's it, like almost everything else in his life. Right. Well, that's not it when you come back. What? That might not be it when it comes back. Matter of fact, I'm not touching it. We're getting close.

What episode number is this? This would be 594, I believe. For a couple, yeah, about six weeks, you know, Ginnom, Steve, Dave will be back on mic for episode 600. And I've got the witness list. The lawyers have submitted their witness list and- Can we hear some names? Surprise, surprise.

Sunday Jeff is on the list. Really? Yeah, he's been called a testify. A witness, huh? For the prosecution? Or the defense. I'm not sure which lawyer has called you. If not both, I know that a surprise witness – not surprise, but I would have thought

the standbys would be Sunday Jeff, Ming, Brian Rupert. Rupert. Called by the defense. Really? Yeah. Ming Chen. So, I guess there's a lot of names that are going to be called to either condemn or-

What do you do? Or save get him. He annoyed people. Dead man walking. to either condemn or save Gitem's— The annoyed people. Dead man walking. Do we have Gitem come into the trial? One of those fucking silents of the lambs man's cunt. He's on a dolly.

He's in an orange suit. He's on a hand truck. In about six weeks, people, you'll be able to hear the sweet... 600. Sweet dulcet tones. Dulcet tones, yeah. Sweet dulcet tones of... Steve Dave on... Proper, tell him Steve Dave. Who's representing? No, you can't say that.

That's gotta be the... Well, I know who... His lawyer is Johnny Law, formerly known as Sexy Lawyer. Oh, formerly? Yeah. He doesn't want to be as Sexy Lawyer. Oh, formally? Yeah, he doesn't want to be called Sexy Lawyer, no. He tells me that all the time, please stop calling me Sexy Lawyer. Something happened? Which only encourages everyone to be like, oh, Sexy Lawyer, what's going on? Do I look like Dark Man now or what's going on?

And prosecuting Gittem is somebody we haven't met before but I cannot wait to meet him. He's a lawyer from Kansas who had deposed the BTK killer. You're fucked, man. This guy's flying all the way from Kansas to fucking incarcerate your ass. He put BTK on the stand unrelated to his murder cases. Had something to do with him like fucking around in his regular job as a dog catcher. He got to depose BTK and put him under oath and question him on the stand. He's the only lawyer on the planet who was able to do that because – well,

I called him GTK. GTK. Because BTK pled guilty and there was no reason to call any witness and he just pled guilty to all his crimes. Pled guilty. Reduce sentence. I'm curious. I really want to know like the one of my main questions is like what is it like to be in

the presence of like evil, like pure evil? He held me and told me about it. I'm sure it'll be much more riveting. Yeah, you know to hear right from from him Sure, but he You know, he's not one of these guys. It's like I know he was BTK He was like, he's not he said that he was an arrogant douchebag, but I He's an unassuming guy BTK

He had an ego did he you could tell yeah, yeah He thought he was fucking. Oh, well, he thought he was smarter than the cops for sure. Fucking, you know, fucking king of the fucking dog catchers and shit. Can you imagine? King of the dog catchers. Kind of a maniac. It's a dog catcher anyway though.

It's gotta be one of the worst jobs. Like if you're with. Unless you're really saving them. Yeah. Like if you're with animal services and you're like, Hey, look, there's a raccoon. I think he might be rabid or like, Hey, there's a starling that fucking fell out of a tree or something. And like, these are animal services that come along and help animals.

That's one thing. But when you're just like the cartoon dog catcher that's going around, snatching up dogs. And from what I read, he was like, he would snatch up dogs or do shit that like the people hadn't even done anything. Right. And he was just killing dogs because it was fun. Take your dog out of your yard. If you had a even done anything. Right. And he was just killing dogs because it was fun. Take your dog out of your yard.

If you had a fucking bad day, then be like, fuck you. He was out running around, but he really wasn't. Kill him. Huh? Who? No, he's still alive. No, no, I'm saying he killed the animals. Well, I'm sure they either had to pay exorbitant fines.

Or they lost them. Yeah, lost them. Send them an eye in the fucking mail. Yeah. The other one's next. That's in just a few short weeks, six weeks, people. Yeah, not too long now. The countdown has begun to the return of Get Them on Mic.

Some people I saw that there was a little mini protest last Sunday. I saw out in front of the Some people I saw that there was a little mini protest last Sunday. I saw out in front of the, uh, in front of the, uh, general, uh, the town, the general store. I didn't see this. What? Yeah. It's very, very small. Imagine there's a trial and there's all people protesting in front. Somebody made a spectacle.

I saw Alex with a sign. Uh, for the wrestle thing. Yeah. That way here for WrestleMania. Yeah. There was a, there was a little minor display of, uh, support for Get'Em. At the Trump trial, someone set themselves on fire. That's what now we're going to get ink.

I don't want to give anybody any ideas. And I don't think, you know, I definitely don't want anybody to fucking hurt themselves over in, in an effort to like bringing an awareness to the Get'Em trial. Oh, okay. Set himself on fire. Gettem haters are morons. That's clever. 69. Morons spelled incorrectly. There's another one that says 100% more Gettem, M-O-A-R. Oh my god, I don't know.

Is that Jimmy? That's Jimmy the hair guy. I'm pregnant with Gettem's baby, he needs a job. Wow. Well, he has a job. Yeah. We didn't fire him. No. Not yet.

Gittem might be lying to this woman saying he doesn't have a job, so therefore he can't support the child. Can't support himself. That's like, in Gittem's world, that's like nightmare. I mean, in most people's world, that's nightmare scenario, gets a girl pregnant that he can't support the child. Can't support himself. That's like in Getham's world, that's like nightmare. I mean in most people's world, that's nightmare scenario. Gets a girl pregnant that he doesn't want to get pregnant. And she's like, I'm keeping it. Now we got a baby, Getham around the office.

No, I actually think he'd be happy. You think so? Yeah, I think he'd like to become a father and have a child. Really? Yeah. Well, we're not going to find out today. Maybe that's episode 700. Yeah, Getham has a kid. Getham as a kid. Get him like, you know.

Give me a grandpa. Conceives a baby. Be a grandfather. All right. Get him conceived. We'll see Grandpa Flanagan. We'll see how many come out of the woodwork to pie. He's got a bottle with a hatty. It could be one of those artificial inseminations. Yeah, you don't even have to do it with them.

Yeah, you just use that tampon he uses to make his own beer and he can jerk off on it and he can take it home. You're winging in your mouth. Get him knocked up, I'm reading on the screen. That's the title of the episode. Episode 700. All right, get him. Sound good? He's up for 700. That's like, all right, get him?

Sound good. He's up for it. He's up for anything. That's why I think there's a really good chance he's going to be reinstated on Mike. Yeah. I miss him. I got to say there are times I miss him. Then there are other times I don't.

I'll be honest. At least he's honest. One thing I'll be honest about Sunday, Jeff, is underwear. At least he's honest. One thing I'll be honest about Sunday, Jeff, is underwear. Now, are you a Meundies man? Be honest. I feel like you're probably not. I am not.

All right. Well, we're going to have to correct that. Next time I see you, I'm going to bring you a couple of pairs. New ones, by the way. Packaged. I hope they're not old ones. So you can be... We flipped Frank Five. Frank Five was a... Frank Five was a Frank, Frank, Frank,

Frank five was a, uh, was a tidy whitey man until we turned them out to me. And he's, and now he's all turned around. You're not tight. You wait. You still are. You're not 12 years old anymore. You know, nope.

Okay. So underwear good. Okay. So underwear drawers are like the wild west of wardrobes. There's no rhyme or reason to them. Anything goes. You got pairs from three birthdays and two Christmases ago, pairs from five different brands with five different fits. When you open the drawer every morning, you have no idea what to expect. I feel like that's your life Sunday.

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God damn it. Oh here we go. Okay. I wanted to ask Sunday, because you still have a school-aged daughter, right? She's still going to school? Yes, getting ready to go to college, going to graduate. If she was in class and she was distracted by furries who bite her and bark at her in the classroom, what would you do? You know what a furry is, right?

Yeah, it's like somebody dresses up in those costumes. Yeah, it's like Animal Cush. Would they even allow that still? Did they allow that in school? I mean, would they allow them in the classroom? The school is saying it's a deranged accusation, but there are people that are saying that this is true, that these young furries spray human repellent at other students and those who complain about their behavior get suspended because you're supposed to, you know, inclusivity.

If they're distracting class, that's one thing. What's human repellent? I think it's just a fake thing where they're like, tss, you know, like how you used to have like the roach spray when we were young, like you would pretend you would spray people. Oh, okay. I don't pretend anymore. I actually spray people. Oh, okay. I don't pretend anymore. I actually spray people. I think that's what they're doing. They're spraying fake human repellent at other students to get them away from them.

I do think though that maybe there is a – people are too quick to complain about this shit. We had to deal with kids who had issues when we were going to school. We didn't fucking go crying home being like, hey, you know, those kids in the special ed class are so much, are so like a distraction that we can't do any of our work. You know, it's like we didn't fucking like, we just dealt with it. And we're like, Hey man, fucking special Gary. And I'm not going to like, yeah, like you just got to deal with it. But then again, we weren't in special classrooms.

Well, we had, maybe you weren't, but I had dealings with some of the kids as they... Did you? He was my best friend before you, Charles O'Garry. They crossed over into other classrooms like, yeah, their math, their writing, their arithmetic were held in a rubber room, but some of the other classes they were allowed to let their hair down and fucking be a distraction. That's true. Especially in elementary school. Elementary school was never as inclusive as elementary school. It's like everybody was in that class.

Who was slicing people with knives? Oh yeah, we had students who were just taking X-Acto knife and if they were – just out of the blue, if you weren't paying attention, just slice – The times have changed. You're not doing that today. Trust me. That's not happening. Now everybody is complaining about some kid who identifies as a furry dog.

OK. I mean if you want to go to school like that, that's one thing. But if you're disrupting the class and you're affecting a learning situation for the other kids and that's an issue. You know you had distractions when you were going to school. I'm distracted now. But you know you did. There was plenty of distractions happening.

Yeah, but it wasn't to a point where it was – it's disrupting the class to a point where you can't – the teacher couldn't continue teaching the class or the course. I mean it was just like you would have – Aaron Ross Powell Well, the teachers I don't think are complaining. It's just the soft students. Pete O'Brien No, it's the other students that don't want it. Aaron Ross Powell It's just these snowflake students who can't feel – Pete O'Brien Well, if they're just complaining because they're dressed up, then that's

– as long as they're not a disruption in the class, then I don't see the problem. Pete O'Brien I guess it started out as like kids like girls wearing those or maybe boys too. Wearing the headbands with ears and stuff on, which Sage does sometimes. But she also doesn't like scratch people and shit in a litter box at school. Oh, no one's doing that. Not that I've seen yet. No one's doing it. Yeah, like you don't even paint that picture.

That ain't happening. Out in the sandbox, out in the recess. I tell you what, if I was high school and that happened and a girl did do that, I would be distracted. I may forget whatever the teacher was teaching that day. That lesson may have gone over my head. I might even cover it up for you. I tell you that. I might get some years myself. Test me on that. Cause I fucking

I'll ace that quiz. So the controversial page libs of Tik Tok blasted the message out there saying that the furries were terrorizing their peers. They're claiming that the furries bite them, bark at them and pounce on them without repercussion, but the school district says none of these bizarre accusations are true and the rumors that snowballed as they got further away from the actual source and took off with right wing personalities. I'm telling you, if I was in high school and there was a girl who wanted to bite me, I don't know if she's dressed as a fucking cat, a monkey, a fucking gerbil. Go ahead, baby.

Have at it. Get a good bite. Take a bite out of Flanagan. Sounds like that school needs a BTK guy. Right? He'll fix him right up. Come on, man. Fucking stiff upper lip. My God.

Yeah. So this could be a nationwide problem Sunday, so ask your daughter when you get home. What about at work Sunday? Oh yeah, if he was at work. You got a mechanic who comes in, he's identifying as a furry and he wants you to scratch him behind his ear or something or I don't know, he needs a special… He scratches his chest so his leg moves.

Or his litter box. Is it that big of a deal? Do you think that the corporate would be okay with that or you think they would not? No. Really? It's 2024. They could face… I get it.

But you're working around cars. I mean, it's A, you're working they could face... I get it, but you're working around, you know, cars. I mean, it's A, you're working around possible flammable stuff. So you're wearing an outfit that could possibly catch fire rather quickly. It could get stuck in a fan belt. What do you guys work with? You're not working with flamethrowers on cars. No, you're working with gasoline, though.

You change tanks, you change, you know... Are you? How much gasoline do you work with? There's enough, doesn't matter. You don't need much gasoline do you work with? There's enough. Doesn't matter. You don't need much gasoline to catch fire. Do you buy this that there's a lot of gasoline? Like leaking all over the place?

Like from the tanks or that it's that flammable? Well, if you're trying to save the... How does it increase the chances of going up in flames? Because, you know, like if... Oh, his outfit might fall. If fuel gets on your outfit or something. Can it get on your overalls? I'm allergic to animals.

But can gasoline also get on your overalls, your gray overalls? Yeah, but the uniforms that people wear are kind of like flame retardant, so they don't have that issue. You know, it's like it's… Well, what about if his furry costume is retardant? Flame retardant? I can't believe we're busting the R word like this. Flame retardant. What if his furry outfit, he knew that like, hey, you know what, if I'm going to do this,

I got to make sure it meets OSHA approval. And he. Yeah, if they're wearing stuff that's capable of being okay in a workplace, then I guess it's okay. And he's the best. He's the best he is. The picture that I'm looking at right now looks like he's just wearing something on his head. He's not wearing any, he's not coming out. He's got a tail. Doesn't look like a mascot.

But he's got a tail and he has ears. And he only will communicate in purrs and yips. Is there a Google? You have to learn his language. Does Google Translate do that yet? Ain't happening. No. You know what?

You say that now. I bet you in 20 years. I won't have to worry about it. You'll still be there. Yeah, I'll still be here, but I ain't going to be working anymore, and I won't have to worry about it. You'll still be there. Yeah, I'll still be here, but I ain't going to be working anymore and I won't have to worry about it and I'll sit back and watch the fucking fireworks, eat my hot dog, and that's it. I'll be laughing my ass off on a fucking rocket chair.

Why do you really think you're going to be able to retire in 20 years? Yeah, why not? Because I can't see, there's no, the two days after you retire you're going to drop dead. That's the kind of guy you are. You need to be working. No,. No, you gotta keep going. No, there's things I'll be doing I could look I find plenty of stuff I'll find plenty of stuff to do you hear about these guys, right as soon as they're forced to retire Nobody's forcing me to retire. I'm volunteering to fucking retire. Nobody's forcing me if they want to force me early

I'd be happy to do that too. Trust me. I feel like you're one of those guys that you'll be lost without your... I would find something like part-time just to keep busy, but I'm not going to do what I'm doing now. Okay. You know, but it's still... But I'll be at an age where I'll just be like, you know what? World's fucked to begin with, so I don't know what I got to worry about.

I feel sorry for like the younger generation now. What kind of hours are you looking for in a part-time gig? 20 hours, 25 hours? I don't care. What about five at the TSD Town General Store? Five hours a week? If it's still here. It'll be here.

This is the anchor of Hazlett Plaza, Airport Plaza. By that time, we'll probably have to hire a furry and a whole bunch of other classification. It's a good thing they got that elevator here. They're using a lot of wheelchairs. I bet you we could check a couple boxes if we hire you. Yeah, a lot of good boxes. You would just wear a pair of dog ears around. Yeah, would you do that for us?

Would you wear like a headband with dog ears just so we met our quotient for furries and people couldn't come at us? A headband, yeah. I would just wear a headband. A ears just so we met our quotient for furries and people couldn't come at us? A headband, yeah. I would just wear a headband. Headband, yeah. Maybe a rat. Yeah, it seems like we're looking at it right now. It looks like they're in some kind of like auto parts store and it's a guy with a full

dog mask on with a flower on his head. He looks like a mascot from like a high school football team. Yeah, he does. Which I don't have a problem with. Like if he could do the job in a mask or not, you know, who cares? If he's good at fixing cars, you know, let him keep the mask on. You don't know if he's going to fix the cars. Assuming he is though, assuming he has all the skills of a non-masked person.

I say, why not? Nope. Let the world go to hell, Sunday. It's already gone that way. We went to see Ace. As I was there, I was like, I wonder if Sunday Jeff was asked. Well, we were- Because I know he likes Kiss.

We were gifted those tickets by Rupp. Right. He got us our Christmas gift. Yeah, how was it? How was the concert? Because I know he likes Kiss. We were gifted those tickets by Rupp. He got us our Christmas gift. How was the concert? And he got Brian and I tickets to Ace Fraley up in Camden? No, Carteret. Carteret, New Jersey. How was the concert?

On a scale of 1 to 10. Still got it? I got to give him a solid... Six? No, better. Eight? I'd say a solid 7.5 to an eight. His voice sounded surprisingly strong. How many kids songs did he sing?

Oh my God. Almost all the songs. Almost exclusively. Like songs that you would not think he'd be singing, like that Paul and Gene were their signature songs he was singing. Probably sounded better. I don't know if he sounded better, but he didn't sound bad. I'll say that much.

And. Still can play guitar. I know. Yeah. I know he can still play guitar. And he's funny as fuck too. He's got a, he's got a very unique stage presence. He's, he wanted to bomb Iran.

Yeah. He mentioned that. I don't know where he just, well it's out of nowhere I guess, but he just thought that like he might, he really thought he was gonna get a bigger reaction out of the crowd when he goes, we gotta bomb Iran, and there was absolutely fucking crickets.

So if Ace Frehler's a furry news, who came out there with a big head mask, would you still see him? I told Rupp, I said, I don't get it. Like, I think he could move on from these little small, like, theaters that he's playing right now. Because I mean, what was it, like a thousand seats? Maybe a thousand, yeah. I think if he was to craft a new makeup persona, he can't be space ace because he sold the rights

that to Gene and Paul. But if he crafted a new makeup, a new space age kind of makeup, I think that would propel him into a different stratosphere of venues to play. Was it sold out? It was sold out, but I think if he was to put on a new kind of kiss costume, kiss-like with makeup and everything and do all the... Because he's still doing all the same shit he's doing when he was space ace. The flaming guitar, the, um, what else was he doing? Sparks flying out of the shit, the smoking.

And if he had makeup on, it would make you forget that he looks like a really old lady. Looks like a puppet. He looks like one of those old puppets. But I think maybe he just likes doing smaller venues. He just might like a puppet. He looks like one of those old puppets. But I think maybe he just likes doing smaller venues. He just might like doing it. No, you don't kid yourself, brother. Nobody wants to do smaller venues. I'm just saying that's not … No performer.

I don't know if that's necessarily true. I'm saying it's not … I mean, a thousand seats maybe. I mean, it's still a decent amount of people. Would you rather play for double that and make double the money or would you rather … Like if you could do PNC Arts Center in makeup. PNC Arts Center holds a lot of people. Could you imagine all the excitement if he … like he created a lot of people? I mean, I mean, I'm not a fan of PNC Arts Center.

I'm not a fan of PNC Arts Center. I'm not a fan of PNC Arts Center. I'm not a fan of PNC Arts Center. I'm not a fan of PNC Arts Center. I'm not a fan of PNC Arts Center. I'm not a fan of PNC Arts Center. I'm not a fan of PNC Arts Center. I'm not a fan of PNC Arts you rather? Like if he could do PNC Arts Center in makeup. PNC Arts Center holds a lot of people. Could you imagine all the excitement if he created like, I'm going to unveil the new fucking space man.

And he came out and he was doing all that wacky shit that he used to do and what the big platform boots. Like the knockin knees. He's not getting into those platforms. That's why he's not doing it anymore. Why? Because he's fucking old I'm telling you he moved pretty good

He moved pretty good cuz he's not in those fucking the 10-pound fucking each boots That's why he's moving pretty good. Yeah, like I look at that guy and he's not much younger than my mom and like Pam is like Practically like wheelchair bound at this point. She's all hunched over like old lady I think you might be right, Pam. Never rocked nor rolled. I think rock and roll keeps you young and I think Ace is the perfect example of that. He's a specimen because of rock and roll. Well, there's a certain rock and roll mentality where you attribute rock and roll to all the good things in life and in fact, it's a way of life, rock and roll. Because even in his press release, we were reading when you see space, it's like you

have to say, there goes rock and roll. I don't even know what that means really, but yeah, there he is up on the screen. That said, if you've ever seen Space Ace and the Cosmos, there's only one proper reaction. Hey, look, it's rock and roll. There is no other answer than rock and roll has kept that man in the condition he is because there is no way on the planet he should be even alive the way he abused his body. There's a lot of rock and roll musicians that are like that. Right. And again, to my point, rock and roll is the greatest medicine on the planet.

There's a lot that aren't here either. And they didn't make it to us. Some didn't even make it to 30. So it's just like... You know, the old 27 Club. If you make it past a certain age, you got to meet. If you don't, well, you're on the other side. What can I tell you? He only played one song off his new album. Which one? Was it the one I was watching? Yeah, 10,000 volts.

Yeah. He's got that wacky laugh too. That weird laugh. Yeah, he's got some accent, man. It's heavy. But he played a couple songs. Maybe only one song off Fraley's Comet era, which was Rock Soldiers. Who's that for some Shock Me? Oh, he played Shock Me, he played Rip It Out, New York, all the things you expect.

Oh, good songs. It should have been a good show then. A lot of shit that I did not expect him to sing, which was a really pleasant surprise. The crowd stood for the entire performance. And lately I've gone to see some acts where the audience couldn't commit to standing in the middle of the talk. Rock and roll, baby. You wouldn't have thought about this crowd either because I said to these guys, I was like, you look ahead and all you see is a sea of white or bald.

It's one of the two. You're seeing a reflection off the lights. Yeah, there really was a lot of older people there. Well, I mean, that's from that generation, though. You're seeing a reflection off the lights. Yeah, there really was a lot of older people that- Well, I mean, that's from that generation though. Yeah. You're not really seeing, I mean, I'm sure there's, well, we know from the kiss pod- But Rupp is a young man.

Yeah, I mean, he's not 18. Well, he's got to be, he's barely fucking 20. No, he's not. How old is Rupp? I thought he was in his early 40s. No. I thought, no, Rupp. I thought he was in his early 40s. No. No, Rupp? I think he's in his 20s.

I thought we had to get working. Late 20s. Did we get working papers for Rupp when he was doing that? Working papers, yeah. I thought we had to get working papers for Rupp. I think I just followed the sign. You had to get a physical. You had to get a physical too, I think.

Busted for child labor violations. You got to have him home by 11. He's a young man and he loves that fucking old music. Yeah, he's not 20. I would say he's probably in his 30s, Rupp. Okay. I think I have my home by 11. He's a young man and he loves that old music. He's not 20. I would say he's probably in his 30s, Rupp.

Yeah, but I think you would have enjoyed it. Maybe the next time he comes around, we'll see if Space Jeff wants to tag along. Would you have went? Yeah, I just thought I would have probably went too. Yeah, it was not too far. Yeah. Well, we invited him to Zombie. I don't think he went. Yeah, I can't too far. Yeah. Well, we invited him to Zombie.

I was thinking, what? Yeah, I can't go to that. Oh, you could have been a rough zombie. It was on like a Saturday or something. There was just no way that I could have been up there at that time. I know you have sick days. You just, for some reason, you refuse to use them.

Yeah, I don't. You treat them as if like they're like, I'm in a different kind of business. Plutonium, you don't want anything to do with them. I'm in a different kind of work environment than what your work environment is. I know, but you must have accumulated at this point. Yeah, I do, but I'm saying when I'm asked, there's procedures you have to do. You're not asked two

or three days beforehand. It's wild. Like if you just, I got the perfect go-to concept. Oh, you're called sick? I got COVID. Boom. There is no fucking like, there's no talk back to that. That's why nobody talks bad at me. Cause I don't do shit like this. I don't do crazy fucking bullshit. I'm a respectable person.

You know what? You're right. For some people it's rock and roll. Yeah, there was a little, a minor kerfuffle next to us. One of the guys, I think he had a little bit too much to drink, like there were four friends that appearedfuffle next to us. One of the guys, I think he had a little bit too much to drink. There were four friends that appeared, four friends next to us. This is a zombie concert?

No, this is at Ace. And one of the guys started yelling at Ace during some of the interludes where it was like quieter, you know? And he's just like, put some effort in, Ace. You haven't put any effort in so far. Act like it's 75. Yeah, I was like... You want to like this? I got this ace. I'll take care of him for you. What is he expecting out of ace at this point in his career? What is it that he wanted to see

that he wasn't... He said he sounded good. That's what I said. It was a mischievous thing. He sounded good? He looked good? The band sounded good? Well, if anybody would say that he sounded good, it would be you. Right. I would lie. I think he sounded really good like this. I've heard him lately in some of the videos that get him shows me where he shop in a Walmart and his voice sounds terrible, but his singing voice was actually pretty damn good.

Back tracks. I don't think so. Didn't seem to be. I don't know. So but yeah, like this guy was really I thought, out of line, demanding that Ace put more effort into it. Unless he wanted to see platform shoes and that would like, you know, and if you were there, you could have told him like, you know, you can't wear platforms at that age.

Let's see you get up there and wear platform shoes. Hop around all day, hour and a half concert wearing those six inch heels and shit. Could you wear platforms at work? Would they allow that? I would think it'd be pretty cool. Yeah It's got to be good right cuz then you know, like, you know all those oil puddles and everything, you know I don't think you can wear them in there Can't bring your flaming guitar. Yeah, but just I just said a real fire. I just set a furry on fire.

I have this question for you Sunday. Then we're going to get to some questions that Walt had for you. Who is a bigger piece of shit, a squatter or a big game hunter? All I see in the paper now are articles about squatters who won't leave these homes. And it's like in New York, it's a major problem. It's like if they're there for 30 days, it's like you can't kick them out. You can't change locks. You can't do anything.

You have to go through all these procedures and people are like – like one person was murdered by two squatters in their home recently. Trevor Burrus Are these just people that aren't like – that aren't paying rent or whatever? David Schiff They're not paying rent. Yeah, they take over a house and it seems in several situations recently. So it's abandoned properties? Not abandoned though.

Like one person, their parents or mother had died or something like that, so they didn't live in the area and they took over the house, but they didn't necessarily do anything with it right away. But then these squatters move in and once they're in, it's like nearly impossible to get them out. Do you ever though wonder though, like you're being told the full story though on some of

these, because I'm always like, or maybe- It seems very one-sided. You're right about that. It seems like the situations may not be as accurately portrayed because there's a certain agenda. It could be like vacant for like six years or something. And it may have been they were, they did rent or whatever reason. I don't know, but like I'm so leery of any fucking news at this point.

I'd rather- You don't know what the truth is. I like to walk any fucking news at this point. I'd rather know what the truth I like to walk around like Sunday Jeff in a stupor and it can I mean that in a great way? So if you had to pick one squad or big game hunter, who's the bigger piece of shit One who takes away a family's home or one who takes away an animal's life? Well, I mean, if you're taking away somebody's home that where you can't move in there, and I mean, there's got to be some kind of laws. There's got to be some, well, I'll fucking sell it. Then you know what?

The guy comes with the home then. That's your problem. They are called loopholes, Sunday. Well, it depends on what state. I don't know if every state has those loopholes. I'm sure it's different every state. Yeah, I know New York is a big problem. Yeah.

New York State's a big problem. I mean, Big Game Hunter depends on if it's legal. I mean, if they're doing something legal, I guess it's okay. But even if it's legal, like going and shooting an elephant just for the sake of shooting one or shooting like a big cat. It's weird that you say elephant. I have been on an elephant, baby elephant video binge.

Oh, they're awesome, aren't they? Like falling down and tumbling around and stuff. They're adorable. They act like dogs sometimes. It's just like, all it does is make me want to own a baby elephant. My yard's big enough for a baby elephant, isn't it? Absolutely. I think you do own a baby elephant, isn't it? Absolutely. I think you do own a baby elephant. He's not cute. Like a... He never chases birds in the parking lot. I have to run around my backyard.

He doesn't do that in your backyard? Look at him go. So adorable baby elephants. You know they don't stay that size. I know, that's the problem. That's why I can't convince my wife to like, to let me get a baby. Just commit to a baby elephant. But it really hammers home though, like how brutal it was for so long, for so many decades that

circuses were allowed to fucking- Can't do it anymore. Do what they did to elephants. It's so sad when you realize when I watch these videos how smart elephants are, how emotionally intelligent they are or advanced, emotionally advanced. They are capable of communicating in a way that's like almost better than dolphins, I feel. Yeah, I don't know who I'd rather see go to hell more, a squatter or a big game hunter. I say both. Why can't both go and suffer an eternity of agony and

torture? Why don't you send the big game hunter to go out and take care of the squatter? That can be your game, right? That's on the wall and shit. There's a book on Amazon right now. It's called When Elephants Weep, The Emotional Lives of Animals. I read it a long time ago and it was great and very insightful about like it makes you look at animals a different way, you know, if you're not already. Yeah, I am convinced by some of the videos I've seen about elephants that they are just a little

bit below chimpanzees and dolphins. They're smart as fuck, yeah. And they're super loving and loyal and that family aspect, it's a tragedy when you think back and thank God it's over what elephants went through to fucking look to be a circus. Right. Is it still legal? I mean, can you... No, I don't think so. I'm saying, I don't even know if it's legal to hunt elephants anymore. Well, they do it though, legally though. The poachers, yeah. But I'm saying, I mean, it's like, at this point stage, I mean, this...

The ivory. But I'm saying at this point in mankind, there's so many other materials now that you can make and supplement. I mean, do you really need... Ivory? Yeah. I mean, there's so many other synthetic materials you can use. These fools and these idiots, they put like... It's not really needed anymore. Magical qualities about the ivory, right?

Like rhino penis and all that kind of stuff in the ivory. Like maniacs out there that like think that they're going to get special powers if they, you know, get these sought after or hard to find animal. They're like aphrodisiacs and shit. A lot longer than we are, prehistoric animal. What? Elephants. Yeah, it's brutal.

Now we're just watching baby elephant videos. Yeah, they're pretty awesome. I bet you my yard would take a beating though with an elephant. Oh, you think? Yeah. Especially when it starts to get bigger. It'd take a lot of beating. I bet you what comes out of an elephant would be on a daily basis. Depressing.

You had a farm hand. You had so many of them. A lot of experience with farms. What a day. You had a farm hand. You had so many of the live experience with farms. What a day. He's still out there. He's been out there for four hours, shoving that elephant shit. I mean, I think it'd be an all day fucking-

Oh, hell yeah. Like an all day event, just cleaning up after an elephant, right? It's insane. And getting rid of it? It's wrong. And then what do you do once it's winter? Get a little freeze. just cleaning up after an elephant, right? It's insane. And getting rid of it? It's wrong. And then what do you do once it's winter? Oh, you gotta build it a...

Look like a fucking clean concrete fucking thing came into your backyard. But then again, what I'm saying is exactly what I'm glad isn't happening now. But I just want to cuddle an elephant. That's what I want to do before I die. I just want a cuddle with an elephant. That's what I want to do before I die. A little guy? I just want a baby elephant and me to snuggle. But they are still in zoos. Yeah, but they won't let me snuggle them.

I know, but if... I mean, they're still in captivity though. What? They're still in captivity. Yeah, but I think... But even if you get a behind the scenes tour, they're not going to let you snuggle up with them, right? No, no. How do I get my...

Let me just grab, he'll grab his trunk and be like, eww. I feel it once. I remember going to one time to this, we went to popcorn zoo or whatever. He felt like the fucking, this baboon or something. He was like, eww. It's like, he became a leper. That's how I felt his camera was. No, I was feeding it.

I was feeding. He wants to do this. I'll snuggle with him. Yeah, yeah, that's what I wanted to do. I want to be able to be able to be. Baby He wants to do this. Like, he wants to, I'll like snuggle with him. Yeah, yeah. That's what I want him to do. Maybe elephants love to cuddle. I want him to put his trunk around me like it's his arm. That's not his arm.

He looks like a big fat dog that just wants to play. Yeah, he just wants to be pet in love. I imagine what under those ears must smell like though. Don't root it for me Sunday. All I get is that his head gets stuck underneath that ear and be like … Hey, do you remember elephants in the room? A lot of things get stuck in the room. I don't know, Walt.

I mean I'm watching this guy cuddling with this elephant. I think there could be hope for you. Yeah, that probably is in Africa somewhere on some sort of like elephant reserve. Like some safari. See, it's kind of like that little mo in Africa somewhere on some sort of like elephant reserve. Like some safari. See, it's kind of like that little mohawk going on there. Elephant sanctuary in Northern Thailand. If you could just get yourself to Thailand. Yeah, maybe.

Maybe one day. Oh, that would drive me crazy if he tried to sit on me like that because I would be afraid that he might- Take a shit on you? Yeah, like a toilet. Get warm. I mean, he really does look loving. Yeah.

All right, stop slaying. He's just breaking my heart. What's wrong with you? We got real questions to ask Sunday. Do you remember that game, Bry? Flanny's choice, Quinny's choice? I do. Where we kind of had scenarios and we had to guess what somebody like would have Q had these scenarios, what choices Q

would make. Right. I thought we would do that with Sunday today. I gave him some scenarios. He knows the rules. He's not supposed to reveal what his answers were before we both weigh in and find out who knows Sunday better, me or you. Pete Slauson Okay. If either of us.

Jeff I would think he would, I would think Walt would definitely know me a little bit better. Jeff I got a pretty good vibe on Sunday, Jeff. But then again, though, I thought he'd want to live at work until his fucking heart just exploded. Right, until he gave up. He wants to die at work surrounded by people he kind of knows. Do not resuscitate around my neck if I die in the workplace. So I was kind of blown away that he wants to retire and relax. God forbid. Why? Why retire and relax? God forbid. Why? Why retire and relax? Because I just feel you're that kind of guy I hear about that.

Like once they retire, it's just the clock is ticking before they fucking check out for real. They punch the clock for the last time. Look, I know a lot of people retired from the business that I work in. They look fucking good. It looks like they're 10 years younger. They're going around the country having a ball.

I'm like, take me with you. All right. Scenario one. Can I? We've revealed where you, the company you work for, right? Toyota. Toyota. Toyota is offering to its employees a free surgical procedure to have an

experimental chip implanted into the brain that will allow them, their employees, to communicate and think like a car in hopes to sell and service cars better. Think, you know, Herbie the love bug. Right. Like Jeff now can like just touch the car and he feels the emotions of the car and he kind of communicates with the car. He doesn't even need a computer anymore. Right.

It's basically every car now becomes Herbie the Love Bug to him and all the employees at work. Any employee who opts in for the chip will receive double their salary for 2.5 years. And after that period, your performance record will be reviewed to see if the chip enhanced your performance and the company's bottom line. And if so, an equivalent raise will be awarded. Does Sunday Jeff have the surgery? This is a guy who looked like he was ready to take an early retirement less than 15 minutes

ago. Right. So I'm thinking he doesn't want it. Until chips are implanted in people's brains and he's not like the litmus test, I think Sunday Jeff is going to take a step back, even at twice the salary. Twice the salary though? Twice the salary is pretty good. For two years?

2.5 years. 2.5 years. It's pretty good. Do you think the company is a little stingy though? Not just make it For two years. 2.5 years. 2.5 years. It's pretty good. Do you think the company is a little stingy though? Not just make it three years. Why 2.5? 2.5 is weird, yeah. I'm not sure why you said that.

Money has to fall. It has to fall by two and a half years. But the – and the company is kind of cruel to it that they're like, hey, if the bottom line isn't better, you're not going to – the raise goes back – you go back to your previous pay. You go back to your regular pay. But if it is better and your performance has improved and we see that performance improvement mean more money in our pockets, we'll give you equivalent raise.

I like that they're doing it on such a small scale. A company like Toyota, there's this one guy he's willing to put a chip in his brain. I think no. I think until it's – even if it were a proven – even if it were a proven method. I think people do get chips implanted in them now on a very regular basis like pacemakers and shit. Oh, sure. That kind of stuff. Yeah. For some reason though, like saving your life. You need a pacemaker to fucking live.

Saving your life versus like helping Toyota make a couple more dollars. That might factor into your decision. He is a company man though. He is. When I walked in to see him one time at work and I started making fun of some of the Toyota branded apparel, you should have saw this guy's fucking back fucking stiffen and be like, oh yeah, what the fuck are you got? The general store, you got those fucking cheesy t-shirts.

The jacket you were looking at is not there anymore. There's a denim shirt with a fucking giant fucking Toyota fucking branded patch on it. Judgmental motherfucker. You're in my place. Start talking, snagging shit about clothes that I didn't put in there. I didn't buy it. They know I want to fucking retire. So he is a company man though.

When push comes to shove, he will defend the company though. Yeah, I mean over something as meaningless as apparel, yeah. So you're going to say no, he's not going to do it. I say no. I think that he's just, he's got that, that retirement is just at the horizon and to put like, you don't know, you're going to put a chip in your brain. It could cause an infection. It could cause something else.

And do you really want it? Like, does he really want to read cars in order to service them? Let me come from a different angle then. Okay. His daughter's going off to college, it would be nice to get that bump for 2.5 years. That's half of his daughter's college career. Like he could fucking take care of that with no worries, no sweat. And think about like how he'd be the fucking car whisperer. It's true. Like, he could – he could fucking take care of that with no worries, no sweat and think

about like how he'd be the fucking car whisperer. It's true. I mean he could – like let's say he – you know, things don't work out at Toyota. He could go to another dealership and be like, hey, I got the chip. Oh, now he's coveted. Oh, it's not Toyota specific? What are you talking about? No, it's all cars.

Oh, it's all cars. What are you talking about? What chip? You didn't hear about the chip? Oh, it's not Toyota specific. What are you talking about? No, it's all cars. Oh, it's all cars. What are you talking about? What chip? You didn't hear about the chip? I think about, think about, he's a man who loves his own car though. I think he would love to have a relationship with his own car that where he could fuck and like communicate on a level that most people can't. Right?

I would think so, but then also it's like being good at anything where it's like if you're a good mechanic or you're good at carpentry or handyman type stuff, you've always got somebody being like, hey, could you help me out? So many people would want him to read their cars as opposed to go into a regular mechanic. Well, I think he probably keeps it under his hat. He doesn't … I know somebody like that. Oh, yeah?

I get a lot of questions. But this is a man who fucking babies his car. He treats it like a pussy. It's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, a rainstorm with one wiper with a fucking string connected to it. I remember this. He had a Ford Pro. He has a stupid string and using his arm from 1930s, this is like 1930s technology he's using. But I do think he would like to be able to take care of his car on a level that – Most people couldn't. Yeah, that most people couldn't yeah that most people couldn't so I Lean towards he would have it because I think it would be the benefits would outweigh the negatives though money

He's a piece the performance is going to be Amazing the reviews he gets right. I'm gonna say yes. You're gonna say yes, huh? I don't know despite the money is it a good – I hadn't thought about where to put the money, but when you put it in – like when you compartmentalize it like that, like here, look, your daughter's college is taken care of if you just put this chip in your brain. Yeah. A loving father might do that.

Yeah, like he wouldn't – Or he might be like, you have your fucking mind? Like, no way. Get a job. Sande, what was your decision on this? There is no way am I putting fucking shit in my head. Why would I take an unnecessary, risky fucking surgery to have something put in my head?

No way am I going to do something like that. No way. Now, at no point in the scenario that I write it was risky Surgery surgery is a risky period any surgery is risky. That's not true Most surgeries are fine and you're out in and out the same day. Are you? Yeah And would you be afraid that's the case would everybody comes out the same day some people don't come out at all Would you be afraid that Toyota was reading your thoughts and stuff too? Like not just with the car like maybe they were like at home, like can you take the chip out? No.

It's in for good. It's in for good unless he gets it surgically removed. Right. Why would he get it removed though? Maybe he's at home and he's like, he sees a Tesla commercial and he's like, Ooh, Teslas are nice. And like they see that as sort of like, you know. Start zapping me and shit.

Toyota can't really monitor his brain. It's like he feels a car when it comes in, he knows what's wrong with the car. He knows the car doesn't feel right. He knows what the car maybe doesn't like its owner isn't being treated. It's being treated shabbily by its owner. You know, this is a machine. It's not a pet. Well, it becomes more of a pet now with that chip.

Look, after 30 something years in the business, it's just the mode of transportation to make. I could kill it. Really? Oh, you wouldn't know that by the way. You fucking babies have all those cars you have. I take care of my cars. That's why they last. Oh my God.

I see him fucking come out of the store one time and he fucking thought he saw a little fucking Nick on the car. You would have thought he was about to have a meltdown. Oh yeah? Yeah. You don't like Nick's on the car, huh have thought of fucking he was about to have a meltdown. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're like Nick's on the car, huh? Me look you're paying for this shit, right? Pay for something nice take care of it unlike somebody else. I know Alright, so brah you got that one. I got that one, right? Yeah

Cut my fucking head open like a monkey and throw some chip in there Scenario number two Cut my fucking head open like a monkey and throw some chip in there. All right. In your mind. Scenario number two. The airport plaza has sprung a radiation leak on the day of recording the TESD Xmas special, Christmas special. So a huge number of TESD town residents are in attendance. The radiation affects Jeff on a similar way, if you know the superhero Firestorm. And for those who don't know who Firestorm is, Firestorm was created-

DC? Yeah, DC. He's got a flaming head, but it was a radiation explosion and an old man and a young boy were fused together into one body but they shared the brain cavity. They both could talk to each other inside the brain. They both had – Like you're twins. Like we're twins. They were –

They had the ability to talk to each other. Mm-hmm. Please tell me the young boys get them. So Jeff and one other person are fused together to become one person, the new firestorm. And both of your consciences are inside that new body. Who amongst these three TESD town residents would you want to be fused with to become the new firestorm? Brian, me or someone else? So, Brian, you have three.

So, I have to try to guess the someone else. No, no. If you think it's someone else, you just say, I think it's going to be – it's not going to be me, it's not going to be you, it's going to be someone else. Someone else is just its own category. It's not going to be you. It's not going to be me. Definitely not going to be you.. Someone else is just its own category. It's not going to be you. It's not going to be me. It's definitely not going to be you.

I think you're wrong. No? I think we're so copacetic. I think we think alike on so many different things. You get in that car. You guys get in that car and it's all shitty. He's not going to want to stand for it. I need a car. You know, windshield wipers broken. Yeah, we fly now. We're flying around.

Oh, that's true. That's true. You could fly. Could be me. He's always admired my supposed life of leisure where he thinks I never work. He calls it admiring. That's just a kind word for like, what the fuck? For baffling. Genius.

It's one thing to admire from afar. It's another thing to be like, come on. To be in the midst of it. I got shit to do today. I'm sorry. It's one thing to have a buyer from afar and retire to be like, come on, we've got shit to do today. I'm depressed, I think. You don't know what it's like to be sad. Fly to the sun.

I don't think it's me either. You don't think it's you? No, I don't think it's me. But you really don't think it's me? No, I don't think it's me. But you really don't think it's me? No, I think... I think we're on such a same wavelength, man. We love the devils. We love the devils.

We love sports. You love not drinking and not doing substances. You like a lot of the same music. Oh, that's right. We both love Kiss. We both love 70s rock. I might be turned around. I might be turned around.

I might think, I think it might be you. Okay. Yeah. I think it's me too. I don't think it. Because who else? Like if it's not me or you, who else then is worthy? Maybe Q.

I don't think, yeah. Ah, fuck. It could be you. Give me the hair guy. I don't, I think we could rule some people out immediately. Let's not get them. Let's not get them. No way. Because you're basically going to start living that other person's life, right?

No, no. You're basically going to hear that person talking to you 24-7 in your head. Let's not get them. Let's not get them. You want to see another video? Yeah. Let me show you this video. I think it's me.

I'm really confident in that. My final answer is me. What's your final answer, Brian? I think it's going to be you too. I think you actually swayed me. Right. Okay. Sunday?

12. Oh! All right. How come? Just because it's probably the most tolerable out of anybody. I'm intolerable, Sundeak? Anytime we've hung around, have you found me to be intolerable? I'm saying as far as like some of the things that he was saying.

As far as like saying, you know, like if we need to do something, he's going to do it. He'd be like, I don't want to talk about the twins anymore. I don't want to save lives today. I don't want to fight crime today. All right, baby. I'm back on track. Okay. So who got it right in the first round?

Bry. Just Bry, and you got it right in this round? And Bry did too. Okay. Bry's got a two to one lead. And Rupp is 37. Snugans. Rupp is 37 years old?

In October. Snooch. Time for some new glasses, Snooch. Closing in on 40, our young boy. Scenario number three. You have to fight in one of these conflicts. Number one, the Civil War. Number two, NAM.

Number three, the Greek-Persian Wars. Think the film 300, the comic. And final on number four, the Crusades. Woo, it's gotta pick one of those to go to war in. Well, I know during the Crusades, it was anti-Christian, right? No, no, it was, yeah, anybody who wasn't a Christian. Anybody who wasn't a Christian.

Yeah, you were gonna try to convert them or torture them until they converted. Right. They wouldn't do well in that. But think about the Persian Greek thing though. Can you imagine Sunday oiled up wearing sandals? He's got like, he's got an eight pack. He's got that leather skirt on, sword and sandals,

fucking sex pot over there. Come on, son, you're looking hot. So civil war now, who the fuck would want to be in the civil war? It seemed like you had almost no chance of survival and if you did survive, you were like deformed or traumatized or whatever. I think mom is worse than the civil war. You think mom's worse? Yeah. But when you got home, people were like, you're a piece of shit and spit on you.

Because not only are you fighting an invisible enemy, you don't know who the enemy is, then you've got the jungle that's trying to kill you too, malaria, all the fucking dogs. You're away from home. At least with the Civil War, you're at, quote unquote, home. Yeah, at least you're on your own turf. They have elephants.

Who does? Nam? Vietnam. You can't worry about baby elephants and Nam. You've got to worry about your own head getting blown off or stepping on a landmine. Then when you get home, you get spit on. Yeah, baby killer. If you make it out of Nam Sunday, you're going to be fucking spat on. There's no way it's not.

I don't know. What is his – I would take it from a viewpoint of like what's my best chance of survival? It seems like the earlier ones – like there was no way to get you out of there. If you're on enemy territory, it's like in the south, it's like, OK, the wars are – you get to walk home or maybe ride a horse. Whereas like at least you – like at Nam, you had a chance of being airlifted out of there or something like that. But – and then the crusades, though, he's got armor. He looks cool.

He's dressed up as a knight. And it's manly as shit, right? Aaron Ross There's no guns. So you don't have to worry about bombs. Trevor Burrus A lot of hand-to-hand combat. You've got to sort up his ass. Aaron Ross And the Greek-Persian thing though, it's like, I don't know why they all went into battle fucking almost nude.

It's really weird. Right? Like why the fuck were they just like, we have to be fucking ripped and nude, almost nude? I don't know. I don't know, but that movie made me feel… That's what the movies make them out. You don't know.

You weren't back then, so you have no idea what they were looking like. They probably all look like me. I walked away from 300 feeling bad about myself. You're probably having that stuff because there's probably a hundred degrees out there. You didn't need any if you wore it out, you passed out from heat exhaustion. Yeah. I'm going to crusades. You're going to go crusades? All right.

To make it – I just feel like the lack of guns and bombs and mines, you have a better chance of surviving. All right. I'll mix it up to keep it interesting. I'm going to say civil war, even though originally I said probably not. But I think thinking back it being on your home turf, maybe having a better chance of survival than the other. But also you got to think about too the factor of like, he's going to have to kill. Does he want to kill, you know, the fucking.

Johnny Reb, you are on the north side. Right. I'm assuming. Does he want to like, like it's a really, like it's tough because you know, it's brother against brother, all that shit and everything. But like in the Crusades, if you're just killing heathens. It's true.

It may be more, it may be more. The cause is a little, the cause is a little more clear cut than Vietnam for sure. Absolutely. So what are you going to do? I'm still going to stick with Civil War, yeah. I'm curious. All right. So I got the Crusades, Bryce got Civil War.

Sunday, which battle would you prefer to have gone into? Crusades. Oh! Nice call. He wants to dress up like that. Probably my best chance of walking out of there. But do you have the stomach to fucking torture some people until they fucking believe in your God?

Serious, serious torture too. Well, I mean... You got to do what you got to do, right? Look, I mean, a lot of people died in the Civil War, a lot of people died in Vietnam. The other ones is just, like you said, there was nothing. There's no protection. You had no protection at all. Yeah, just like spears.

He's gone. And the way that they fought too, they had different lines. Like in Civil War, they would have just lines of people. Yeah, it's just. And if you got shot, yeah, that's ridiculous. And if you got shot, you die of lead poisoning. I just think your chances would have been better, I guess, back then. Take a lot to really get to you.

They were fought between 1095 and 1291. Long time. So once you got hurt, probably the chances of getting fixed up were very slim. At least in the Civil War, you had morphine by that point, right? So you get injected right on the field and call in for your mom and then next thing you know, you're like, it's all good. That's why people wonder why I did opiates. It's because that's the way it feels. It feels like even in the middle of battle, you're like, I'm dying, but it's all right.

All right. We got a barn burner here on, what do we call this one? Sonny's Choice? Sonny's Choice, yeah. Sonny's Choice, yeah. Okay. In a true deal with the devil, Satan comes to Jeff and promises that devils will become the Stanley Cup champions eight of the next ten years, as long as you worship him and become the new Anton LeVe, who, you know, for those who don't know, the most renowned Satanist in pop culture history was Anton LeVe. But in a twist, because that's what the devil does, he twists shit, it's more poser antics than evil ones.

It's not just the devil that twists shit. As Sunday has to powder his face in white pancake makeup, wear black lipstick and nail polish every day for the next 10 years, as well as he is compelled to throw up the devil horns in almost Tourette's like fashion every 30 seconds. He's constantly throwing up the devil horns with his fingers.

And he has to make horrible dad jokes much like these. Do you want to read those dad jokes? Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, here. Okay, there's... What's the devil's favorite spice? Spice. Spice. Yeah.

I don't know. Cinnamon. Oh, cinnamon. Cinnamon. Okay, all right. Little Sunday funnies for those of you. Yeah, these are about as just as good as Sunday funnies too. Got any other ones? Yeah, where does the devil like to, where does the devil like to vacation?

Cincinnati. Oh my God. Ten years of him just like, this is all he does. Right, stumbling over. Walks around like this. Is that how it is now? Looked like he was into the cure and tell him bad, bad, same jokes. All for the next...

That was the two that were on here. All right. Does Sunday take the deal knowing that if he decides to accept it, he may lose his job. May? He may lose his job. It sounds like they're not cool with furries. They may not be cool with Satanists. Satanists that are full on with the powdered face and the devil horns and all that corny

stuff. I'll go there tomorrow dressed like that. You offer me a job and pay me the same if they get ready to be tomorrow. What do you think though? He loves the Jersey Devils though. He loves the Devils. And this isn't that much of an ask I don't think. For the next eight years? Ten. Ten years? For the next ten years. Two of those years you're going to be disappointed and haven't done it for no reason. Right, but you know, there's going to be a couple really cool back to back to back ones. Yeah, there's going to be a couple of really cool back to back to back ones.

Yeah, there's got to be. As much as Sunday loves the devils, I feel like this would be too much of an ask because he's going to lose his job for sure. He would have to get a different one. The commitment to dressing like that every day, all the time. Black nail polish, black lipstick, and again, the pancake makeup. makeup right the only one who wouldn't question this and would be you Vitamin B deficient Stay inside

Stay away from the Sun's that good for you vitamin D or B. I don't know which one. I think it's D, yeah. You don't know any vitamins. Only ones you know who fucking flinch on chewables. Yeah, I don't think his fandom goes that far. I think the genius of this question is that Satan didn't ask him to do anything crazy like murder animals, like a sacrilege. Right, right, yeah.

Like you said, his poser stuff. Something on the altar. There's no gruesome shit he has to do. It's just kind of like really tame, some would say lame antics. Like high school poser Satan antics, yeah. I think he loves the devil. It would be a fucking glorious fucking 10 years, man. They would be like the dynasty of dynasties. I'm assuming he can't tell anybody why he's doing it.

Is that in the equation? Did I say you can tell? I don't think it says it in there. No. If he tells me and I'm like, you got to do this. I would be so fucking disappointed if he turned it down. It's not a good test. Well, maybe he tries it for a year. Well, maybe he tries it for two years and those are the first two years that they lose.

And he's like, this is bullshit. Well, he has to give it a third year though. Because I don't think the devil- To prove it. ... even renounces on his offers like that. Right. I'm still going to say he's a little bit too level-headed for that. If he's not putting a chip in his brain, he's certainly not going to adopt a completely new persona for the next 10 years of his life.

But we kind of glossed over like he has to keep fucking. Every 30 seconds, throw up the horse. He's with a customer. I'm going to Cincinnati. Yeah, I say it's too much to ask even though. I've seen him get so upset with the devils though and how happy he is when they do well. It affects him, huh? This is really fucking a toying course.

I don't know what the fuck, but you weigh in first. Yeah, I did. I said I don't think he's going to do it. Yeah, I'm going to say no. But it breaks my heart to think that Sunday Jeff wouldn't make that sacrifice for the devils. That he wouldn't do it for the team. I'd really – yeah, I would be highly annoyed and fucking – I might not talk to him for

a long time. If he had the opportunity to have the devil become the dynasty of dynasties and he fucking was so selfish that he didn't do it. Sunday. Well, that's the end of the show. I'll see you later then. There's no way am I doing that. There's no way. Girlfriend to my kid. I'll be on the fucking every 30 seconds. People throwing chains at me and shit. That was gonna win the cup this year. That was gonna win the cup this year. But think about how much money you could make though. You knew you know the devils were

gonna win the cup. At least that would happen for me is I would somehow they would be like this guy's onto something. I would be affiliated with the devil's organization somehow. They would get rid of that mascot and I would be out there on the ice and here he comes, powder face devil. Yeah, wasn't there a guy who used to dance for the devils? He was like a, what happened with that? I'm still out there. Is he still out there doing it?

He paints his head red. So that would be Sunday except, yeah, 24-7. Yeah, I'm opposite a putty. Wow, though. I'm surprised though because the joy that you could have given me isn't enough. Oh, given you. See, it's given you. I feel sorry for that. Sorry son of a bitch over there. Look at him with his black lips. All right, so we both got that one right.

All right, um... Okay, due to a combination of the Canadian wildfires and a really strong fan in your house, everyone in your home has had their voice box destroyed. Gidham has graciously donated his voice box to your family, but you must decide who gets it, knowing they will forever sound like Gittem when they speak. Who gets Gittem's voice box? Your child or your lover? So not him? No. Is one of the two, okay.

He was at work so often that it didn't really affect him. He could still talk. He only spends like three hours at home. Right. It's not like this. Not like this kind of business, you know? Oh shit, I left the lights on. Get him, you still here? Wake up, we got work to do. It's 3.30. Is it just his voice?

It's not like he comes home and his daughter's like, how you stankin'? No, no, no, it's not getting him. Well, that would be his voice. But it would be everything she says sounds like Gittem. What is he choosing? This is a true Sophie's choice or Sunday's choice. Yeah. If this is a Sunday's choice, I'm going to have to say that even though it's not the most, it's not the most desirable for a young girl to have Gittem's voice. Still it's his daughter.

She's young. She can, it'll help her communicate even though it's a very weird voice. Uh, perhaps she can even work on an affect so as she doesn't sound as much like Gittem, you know. Uh, but do you, you know, in all honesty, do you think of Gittem's voice as being extremely masculine? No, it's actually kind of high pitched a lot. It's kind of a little femme, a little bit femme.

Yeah. Yeah. You're right about that. I think she could make it work. And I think like when it comes down to it, your girlfriend's your girlfriend, but your daughter's your daughter. So he's going to, I, I go, so you was give her the voice, give his daughter the voice opposite way though. I think that would be hindering her abilities. She's so young,

fuck me Sunday, Jeff, but she's so young that she is going to be behind the eight ball trying to find her way in this world and find her a partner for life, you know, like with that voice, it will make her, I think more, it'll be more of a hindrance than a boon. So it's that or she's mute, one of the two, right? Yeah, I think that, I think, I think he would, oh, it's, this is tough because I think he could deal with, you know, he loves his gal so much that it doesn't matter what she sounds like. It doesn't matter what she sounds like.

It doesn't matter. Like she, she, she could, she could sound like Andre to giant. It wouldn't mean change a thing. Do you think when they first met, that was the case? Like if she sounded like it, when they first met, it was like, come here, baby. Give me a kiss. All right. Fuck me. I think he, I think he, in my, when I thought about this scenario, when I put myself in his shoes,

I don't think it would help his daughter. I think it would only hurt her trying to make her way as a young person in this world. I think he might wait for another person to donate a voice box. To graciously donate their voice box. That happens all the time. I'm going with his gal. You're going with his gal, okay. I'm going That happens all the time. I'm going with his gal. You're going with his gal, okay. I'm going to go with the daughter. Woo, this one's, I don't even want to hear what this one is. Sunday?

It's my daughter. Oh. Oh, yeah. Why? There's just no way. Could I just be in bed and just listen as well? I closed my eyes and I would just see, it's just like, you couldn't help it. You would see that face, that beard, it's just like, I'd go limp in two seconds, man. There's just no way. It ain't happening.

Even if she innocently was like, hey, watch this video, you would hear it and relive it. It's not happening, man. At least I know my daughter's there and it'd be just like, like you said, I mean, what you said before about, you know, I could take it more with my daughter's there and it'd be just like, like you said, I mean, what you said before about, I could take it more with my daughter because she's also at an age where she's like, she's out doing things and you don't see her as like, I sleep with this person. I'm brushing my teeth. I don't know. Okay. I thought you knew me, bro.

All right. During an extensive financial search, Suncoast Video has determined that Sunday is the reason for their bankruptcy. Because it sounded true so far. Suncoast Lawyers have given Sunday two options. A, pay back the $100,000 in returns that you cost the company. Or B, flip on Walt, who will spend three months in jail for the crime. Sunday's no stoolie.

I don't see how there's a stoolie. I don't. Sunday's no stoolie. I don't see him as a stoolie. I don't. Sunday's no stoolie. No. I think Sunday's going, he's going to work out something with me and we're going to pool our resources and we're going to fucking come up with that fine that he's got to pay to keep me out of jail. Well, I also think that maybe Kevin should be pooling resources as well since it's his fucking store.

I don't think Kevin knew anything about what was going on. I also think that maybe Kevin should be pooling resources as well since it's his fucking store. I don't think Kevin knew anything about what was going on. He can legitimately claim fucking like I had no idea what they were doing. I never once. So now he's like, now I'm on the hook for a hundred grand? Who's Jeff? Yeah, I think that I agree with you. I don't think Sunday Jeff would rat you out and because at worst case scenario, then you're both to blame or best case scenario, then you're both to blame.

Like what? Which one? If he were to flip on you. He flips, he doesn't have to do it. Oh, then he doesn't have to pay? Oh, he's like, it was all wall. Yeah. And he just walks scot-free.

Right. I think he would try to figure out a way for the 100 grand. He wouldn't take the plea deal or flipping on me and pressifying against me? Even if it was like, hey man, you have to pay $100 a month in perpetuity or whatever. I hope he ain't retiring now. Yeah. I got to keep working. I got to agree. I don't think he's a stoolie. I think he knows that I wouldn't do well in prison.

No. I think he knows that I probably wouldn't make it without some serious fucking- Some trauma. We're going to have some trauma when we come out. My bunk mate's got to get him's voice. Also, what jail is it? Is it like, are you talking like a state prison or are you talking county lockup?

We're talking, you know, one of the like, fucking- General pop. General drug take? Oh, you're in Gen Pop, oh no. It's a Texas one. Oh, it's in Texas? Yeah, I don't know why. Just imagine him like doing like something like, like on the, like guard work and shit,

like on the side of the uh, like, like, like guard work and shit, like on the side of the road, just be like, I feel like if you went to jail for three months, I would worry about you. Like I've never worried about anybody in my life. Well, I would immediately attack the warden. Yeah. So I could get thrown in the pot. You'll put in solitary and get together the next for six months. I don't know if that's the way to go. Sunday so what are you going to do in this situation? Are you going to flip and wrap me out or are you going to try to work out a hundred thousand dollar payment to Suncoast?

Yeah we're going to work out a hundred thousand dollar payment. I would definitely, A, I would not think I would say right off the bat that knowing that I did that, he would not allow that to happen anyway. So somewhere or another he would get involved or something. He would pull some kind of resources to pay the fine. We would do a urgency pod. Yeah. Put it on Bandcamp. Has any pod got a hundred thousand dollars?

I just, mentioning jail, I just started watching a series on Netflix called Unlocked and Tom Mumm was on that. He was in jail or? No, he wasn't on screen. What's that? That's what you're going to look like. Donald Trump in jail, all muscled up. So what's the score now? Who got?

That was the same. Oh, not that right. I think rise up by one. Yep. A tiebreaker. Uh-oh, here we go. This is going to decide it. Or not.

You walk in to record the all-new Sunday Jeff Show. Walt is standing over Gittem's corpse with a bloody kissing devil skull in his hand. You walk in to record the all-new Sunday Jeff Show. Walt is standing over Gittem's corpse with a bloody kissing devil skull in his hand. You walk in to record the all-new Sunday Jeff Show. Walt is standing over Gittem's corpse with a bloody kissing devil skull in his hand. You walk in to record the all-new Sunday Jeff Show. You walk in to record the all-new Sunday Jeff Show.

You walk in to record the all-new Sunday Jeff Show. You walk in to record the all-new Sunday Jeff Show. You walk in to record the all-new Sunday Jeff Show. Walt is standing over Gittem's corpse with a bloody kissing devil skull in his hand. You walk in to record the all-new Sunday Jeff Show. You walk in to record the all-new Sunday Jeff Show. You walk in to record the all-new Sunday Jeff Show. You walk in to record the all new Sunday Jeff show. Walt is standing over Gittem's corpse with a bloody kissing devil skull in his hand. Well, finally happened. He explains that a debate about whether a certain love boat guest was still alive or not

got a little too heated and Walt blacked out. He came to just as you walked in. Do you help hide, get him's body or do you turn Walt in? So he can't just walk away, he actually has to turn you in? I think that these are the only two options. Oh, God. Either help me to hide the body or turn me in. That's a rough one. That might be the toughest one so far. That's why we're ending on this one. Cause you know, like I watch enough of these things that like, when somebody's

like, Hey, can you help me hide a body? Like that person always gets caught every single time. Yeah. You only hear about the ones where they got caught. How many, how many ones were successful though? That's true. You're right about that. Uh, he has to factor in his woman, his daughter, his entire life because if he is one of those

guys that gets caught. As we've seen though, Sunday is no snitch. He wouldn't let me go down for the Sun Coast. I think this is just barely above fucking return into toys. The murder of Get'em? It's just barely a little bit more heinous than... Returning toys and murder. They're right on the same page, your honor.

Oh, this is a tough one, man. I'm going to let you weigh in first. Okay. So he comes in, there's a bloody skull, you're blacked out, there's no room for like, well let's just, you know, tell the police what happened, unless he rats you out. He's either going to rat you out or he's going to help you hide the body, one of the two. Me and Sunday are fucking lifting that fucking carcass as it's going to take us a while,

but we're going to get that sucker loaded into the back of my fucking Prius. We are headed to the fucking... Bottle dump? No, the Pine Barrens. Oh, going sopranos, huh? We are gonna get rid of that fucking body and we're never gonna hear from Gittem again and we're just going to assume that, you know,

he went on a fucking trip. Had one too many natties? Yeah, one too many natties and we don't know what happened. I mean the good thing is only his dad cares about him. So you don't have to. The lady he's living with fucking really is counting on that money. She might fucking make some noise. She might squawk and want to know where he is.

She might end up in the Pine Barrens too. She might be helping you. She might be helping us. Oh boy, this is a tough one, but I do think, I mean, he didn't ratchet out about Sun Coast, but I think if he came upon a murder scene and if he truly thought about it, what it could mean if like you guys get caught, which you probably would, I feel like he'd be like, dude, I can't, I can't, I gotta, I can, which you probably would. I feel like he'd be like, dude, I can't, I can't, I gotta, I can't help you. That wasn't really the whole question though. I mean, that's not the question you gave me.

All right, what did I leave out? Because it was for me to convince you to turn yourself in. Oh, you're right. Does Sunday help Walt hide, get in his body, or does he try to convince Walt to turn himself in? Definitely tries to convince you to turn yourself in. I felt the way. Well, my question was a little bit more dire for you. It's easy to be like, oh, turn yourself in.

And if you don't, hey, it's not on me. Right. It might. Because I think Sonny would turn around and fucking walk right out and be like, I don't want any part of this. So you're saying he's going to, uh. I don't think he helps you hide the body. Yeah.

Oh, it's he turns me in. Yeah. Can you imagine trying to load this carcass into your fucking Prius? I mean, Jesus, Sunday's been working out though. Yeah, that's true. He does have big muscles. He does have a 300 build.

Yeah. I'm going to go ahead and see, he tries to convince you to turn yourself in. I am going to put all my marbles in what I want the answer to be. I can't imagine, I can, I want to live in a world where Sunday Jeff allows me to take the fall from murdering kids.

Makes me take responsibility for what I've done. I'm saying he's going to help me. I'm saying he's going to help me. He's going to help you out, huh? And we're going to keep that to ourselves and we're going to get away. In this scenario, we get away scot-free. Does that change anything? Oh, well, of course. Of course it would change. It would change a lot of things. It would change my answer. It would change his answer real quick too.

I'm still going to say he's no rat. He's no rat. He couldn't live with himself. If he didn't try to help me get rid of that body. Because I would do the same for him. Bullshit. Exactly. You'd be like, I didn't see shit. Turn around, walk right out.

Exactly. That's what he would do. He'd be like, what the fuck did you do? Shit, man. I didn't see nothing. I didn't see nothing. All right, Sunday, reveal. There's no way am I throwing and helping you move his body.

There's no way. Can't be a cop just to fuck your partner. As much as I want to. But how shitty would you feel if all of a sudden he was like, it turned out... Like he's still alive and you throw him in the fucking dirt? Yeah. He was blood because he got so drunk, he stood up and then fuck, he stood up too fast. Just like this?

And he fucking fell and he hit his head. Hey, he's stankin'! On his face, on the table. And he knocked himself out, knocked all of his teeth out. And that's where all the blood was from. And I had really done nothing. And then how shitty would you feel? Well, there would be an investigation. No, it just comes to him. He's like, oh shit, no, no, no. I stood up too fast. We were arguing about if Telly Savalas was still alive.

Maybe he just changed the total scenario. No, he didn't. He comes to and he says that… It doesn't say he comes to in there. I said, what if he did come to? The blood was from him fucking jumping to his feet too fast. He can't move. Why is it on the bottom of the skull then? The skull, we were just… It was on the table.

We were working on a project of the skull then? The skull, we were just, we were, it was on the table. We're working on a project that the skull was there. See, you're making up shit now. I didn't kill him. It's like an escape room. I would feel pretty shitty if I were you. You leapt to the conclusion that I fucking killed him. Yeah, I've seen you sometimes.

I've definitely seen you sometimes. Get him, if I were you, I would hide that kissing skull. I would try to take it out of here. Anything that could be used as a blunt object for your own safety. My anger isn't fucking – my ire isn't fucking angry about fucking – if some fucking Z-list actor on Love Boat is still there. No, I've seen it firsthand though. I've seen it firsthand though. I've seen it firsthand, which would temper with him. So Brian Johnson wins Sonny's Choice.

There's another one. There's still more. Well, the other ones I think we've got. I mean, there's no... The other ones I'm going to think we're done. You don't want a chance to win? No, I think the other one... I think we did some strong ones.

So now when people ask you, who knows you better, Walter Brie? Yeah, I don't know. You gotta say Brie. You gotta say me. He might be my radioactive man there too. Firestorm. Firestorm, yeah. Wake up, Firestorm. Wow. Who knew that Sunday had this buried in him? Any situation in which you help somebody hide a body, your daughter comes to you. I need you, Dad. Still, man, there's certain things you can't do. Yeah, you can't just do it.

You know, you try to, at that point, it's just battle damages. You try to make the best of it. Minimize it as much as you can. Exactly. You just can't. I mean you just can't go. I mean what example are you setting? You can't. You just can't do stuff like that. Tell them Steve Dave.