Tell Em Steve-Dave - #608: Bry the Pony

Episode Date: September 22, 2024

Q gets a haircut, an ant proposes, Walt defends IHOP, Nashel rocks out, birth year envy.

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Now, Tim, where did you pick up the moniker Tim the Record Store Clerk? Uh, Walt. Really? Yeah. I never would have thought that's how you got such a cool, fun nickname. Well, I don't think it's cool or fun, but okay. I'm just finding this out now. I need to wacky zaniedictame just like you. Yeah, okay. That good one works.

Yeah, it does. Not on girls though. Alright, so let's meet the forefathers. Not sure it's a name. First up, Walt. My car here says you won't save the shopping plaza from a Mitchie volcano I got another story behind that now that's some funny shit I am obligated to also warn any subscribers that if you are triggered by fierce competition well maybe you should skip the TSD Game Night episodes.

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Why can't a white man get his hair cut here? Finally someone said it out loud. Tell them Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave starring Walt Flanagan, Brian Quinn and me your announcer Brian Johnson. Hey boys, your announcer, Brian Johnson. Hey, boys. What's up? Back again. Here we are.

Here we are. To talk about stuff. You got a nice, you got a fucking smart haircut. I'm just noticing. You like my haircut? Yeah, I do. You think it's smart? Yeah.

All right. Got a little bit of a faux hawk going. Yeah, it's a little bit of a, you know, I'm off the chain now, bud. I'm not working. Do whatever you want. There's no continuity issues. There's no nothing. I could fucking...

Oh, I thought you were saying the network maybe had to approve all haircuts. No, you just got to kind of look the same for the whole season. We failed at that miserably in comic book, man. Everybody had different color hair every other day. It was bad. Yeah, so, yeah. But, I don't know, so I got a little bit of a, yeah, like a... I don't want to say a mullet. It. So, yeah. It was bad. But I don't know. So I got a little bit of a, yeah, like a, I don't want to say a mullet.

It's not exactly that. No, I wouldn't call it a mullet. But it's hot. It's very tight on the sides. Long on the top. Do you like it? Yeah, I do. You look like Macklemore.

My boy, Akeem does it for me. He does it. It's his 19th birthday tomorrow. Happy birthday to my haircutter, Akeem. Now would you want a 90-year-old cut in your hair? We wereem. Now, would you want a 90-year-old cutting your hair? We were talking earlier about how you would want a 90-year-old to do any job because they have more experience. Yeah, I just feel that they're more experienced.

They just care more. They're not distracted by their phones or their Instagram. Right. And you know, he's not going to be worried about anything other than your hair if you got a 90-year-old doing it. Well, like I said, he's 18 This kid a bit that's the exact opposite and he didn't once look at his phone like there was Your head you're back to him. No, he's working on my hair though

Behind you know, I'm looking at a mirror the whole time No, 90 year olds do it. I'm looking for the camera. He's posting selfies. None of that. No, I stare into the mirror the whole time. We're having a lovely conversation. I was learning it's how I keep young. I have a younger guy who does my hair and I have to, I mean not really young. He's probably in his like early 40s, but you're not wrong about that phone.

Every two minutes he's checking a text or his wife is calling her some shit. No, not Keem. He's great. Love this kid. Love this kid. Now do you go in and say what you want or you let Keem say like, Hey Keem, what's hot right now? What's good? No, I don't go in and say what's hot. No, I go in and I'm like, ah, let's just try something a little. And you let him pick it up. Uh, you know, we're not together.

No, we don't do a magazine. It's more like a poster on the wall. Yeah. It just kind of go in or I show him a haircut that I had years ago that I liked, you know, which is what happened here. Um, and, uh, he just goes to town. Now is this somebody that like just shows up at your house or is he at a certain salon? No, is this somebody that just shows up at your house or is he at a certain salon?

No, no. Salon, it's pretty funny because I think I might be the only white person that goes there. It's like a classic barber shop. Oh, really? But young. They do locks and all the old stuff that I'll never take advantage of. You're not going to do any dreds or anything? No, nothing like that. Corn rolls? Corn rolls?

Corn rolls? No, they do all that. But I wouldn't do any of that. But it's nice. It's nice I get to go in. What made you choose this place? Because traditionally white people do not go to black barbers shops because like you say, the black barbers specialize in certain types of haircuts.

Sure. Yeah. Well, what happened was- But PQ. Yeah. I really needed a haircut. Right. I was driving by this place and I was like, what am I?

Why can't I? You know what I mean? Who am I? Breaking down doors. what am I, why can't I? You know what I mean? Like, who am I? Breaking down doors. Yeah, like why can't I go in? Smashing taboos.

Yeah, so I went in and it was a damn great little dog. Why can't a white man get his hair cut here? Finally someone said it out loud. No, nothing like that. They were very welcoming. I didn't walk in and a record didn't scratch or anything like that. But with school is they didn't recognize me for the first couple of months. So it was nice and quiet.

So I was a little odd, I'm sure, for walking in. But especially my age because everybody in there is like, like I said, it keeps to 18. I think they're all like the oldest ones. They're 24. You like to walk into a place and be not recognized or is that or just a little bit of anxiety come with that like, oh shit, is it over? Losing my mojo. No, no, no, no, never. You like that, huh? Yeah, I don't mind it. Yeah, because I've gone to other places and right away, I could

feel like first day They're like go let's get a picture put on the Instagram and stuff like that. It's like I don't really want to Well, I guess it depends on the situation is last week. You were late because of Because of traffic. Yeah, that is a great example of being recognized pays off because you got to scoot along that little shoulder Yeah, well that fireman friends that was good because those are my fireman guys That wasn't even like for the you know, that was thick, you know, they made fun of me while I went by to scoot along that little shoulder with your fireman friends. That was good because those are my fireman guys. Right. That wasn't even like for the, you know, that was, they, you know, they made fun of me while I went by. Oh, did they?

Yeah, and my friends. I can't even drive by. I was told I was giving them the finger as I was going by. Yeah, it was great. Now, his young age didn't scare you off. No. Now, so he is not an experienced barber, right? He's just starting out in his career.

Sure. So if he had, I don't know if I ever told you the story when I was- Well, he started when he was 16. So he's a couple years old. Relatively new. Yeah, relatively new. Could you give him the pass if he was cutting your hair? Because this happened to me once.

And he's looking at you and he's like, he's making sure everything's nice and even. He's giving you the once over and he sees some hair on your fart and all of a sudden he blows it off with his mouth. Like he literally blows the hair off your face with his breath. That would be weird. Has that happened to you once? A lady did that.

That's weird. And I didn't say anything, but I was just like, wow. I probably wouldn't say anything either, but I probably wouldn't go back. I've never had that happen before or since. But yeah, could you go back? I wouldn't go back. I wouldn't say anything, but I think I wouldn't go back. I'd be like, what the fuck?

He doesn't know. It's his first thought. You could be like, hey, you know what, Keem, that usually … Let me school you. Let me make a scene. Well, it's a good thing I came into this shop. No, no, no. That would get out on the internet or something. It's like, oh, BQ came into my shop and he got all fucking boydy-toidy with me just because I blew in his face. I mean, she blew so hard that my hair moved on my head. Yeah.

Wind. Yeah. She was trying to get wet hair off my forehead, so she had to blow really hard. Give it dry, the wet wetness and get it off. Yeah. So there you go. So what's been happening this week? No assassination attempts. Nothing to talk about. Nobody else is. So why should we? You know, can I do give a plug for a dear friend? Joe Gatto, friend of this show, has a comedy

special out. Apparently, I'm the last person. I just, everybody but me has a comedy special, I guess. But his is really fucking funny. I saw him tape it. And it's out today on the 800-pound gorilla YouTube page. And it's fucking really fun. That's the way to release stuff, release specials as YouTube, huh?

Yeah, because you're around the gatekeepers and any monetization that's being done is coming your way rather than Comedy Central paying you a pittance and doing that. I think there's ups and downs to it is what I'm hearing, but it's Gatto. He makes the best out of fucking everything and he made a great fucking special. It's one of the funniest that I've seen. It's weird a guy like Joe Gatto. He's worth studying. He is.

He's so positive. He's like, you Walt, he doesn't do any drugs or drink or anything. Straight edge. Straight edge. He has no fear. Oh, I have fears. You don't say. He doesn't have any. When he recorded the special, he was like, I don't even know if I release it.

We'll just see how it comes out. And the recording, he's like, no, I like it. I release it. There's no like, I'm making a special. What am I going to do? There's no panic. No anxiety. Yeah.

I've always admired it about him. He just kind of does it. Even leaving the show, he's like, I've got to go. What are you gonna do? But I'm very proud of him and it's a great, very funny special and it would be great if anybody out there could support Joe Guetta. Yeah. He needs a couple fans.

Go give him some views because that's, I think, one of the downsides is the views, like people see how many people watched it. Right. It's not like an HBO special where it's like, you may just be buying on there. So you think that's a negative thing to see the views? That's the part I would like. Like it could never be enough. Yeah, well it's that thing too, because I'm just guessing,

but once those numbers are out there, I guess you have an idea in your own head of what it should do. It's one of those weird things where it's like the success is entirely up to you. If you're like, I hope 50,000 people watch it, Joe's going to clear that immediately. You know what I mean? But if he's like, I hope 2 million people watch it and a million people watch it, you could be like... That's a bigger number. He hasn't told me any of this. I'm just putting myself in his place. That's always like, I

don't know what number you want to be successful in it. Right. So, but I'll never know because I'll never do it. You don't think you'll ever do it? Do a stand-up special? Yeah, or a comedy special of some kind of. It doesn't necessarily have to be stand-up. Is what Joe does stand-up or does he tell stories?

He does stand-up. Well, I guess it's a version of stand-up. Yeah. I don't see me doing it, ever doing it. How much more do people need to hear from me and my thoughts and opinions for 15 fucking years now? I know that's every comic though, right? Every comic is out there thinking the same thing. They need to hear my thoughts and my ideas and my jokes.

The thing about stand-up, I have great respect for stand-ups. I love the medium. I respect that. I don't think, I mean, it's not something that I really want to do, but the thing that made stand-up comedy a little less cool to me is social media and promotion. Because motherfucker, all Instagram is, my whole feed is just like, I have this, I have that. Watch this, watch that. I'm coming to your town. I'm coming here. And it's just like, I can't think of George Carlin doing a face towards a camera selfie video,

being like, I'm coming to fucking New Orleans next week. So it's like that, not that I'm hating on them for do it. I just like, it kind of makes me not want to do it. If that's what I have to do. The self-promotion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some people are good at it. Some people are great at it. Love it. Yeah. And I'm not saying there's anything wrong with them. I wish I had that skill. Yeah. We'd probably be like Rogan if we had good self-promotional skills. I

don't have them either. I don't have them at all. Would you say you have self-promotional skills? Self-promotion skills? Because you're a quieter guy. You like to stay in the – Yeah. I don't really run to social media to announce every little aspect of everything. You probably should though if you make your money on the internet. Yeah. I guess there's no other way. Yeah.

I'm not saying they're doing anything wrong. I'm just saying I couldn't do it. It takes some skill to make it not seem annoying. Those guys who can walk that tightrope of still making their little plugs funny, interesting and not like, oh God, not another one. You would think there's almost a science to it, like keep it short, keep it funny, keep it relevant. I understand a couple of members of the Testy Town are getting hitched. Oh, we're breaking that news?

Well, I guess we're breaking it as a podcast, but it's already been on Instagram and Facebook and stuff. Oh, what's going on? Jimmy the hair guy proposed to his gal. Oh, whoa. In the General Store last night. How does she feel about that? The General Store is the –

Oh, I think she was over the moon. She listens? I don't know if she listens, but I guess she was just over the moon that it happened at all. Prince Charming, yeah. It could have been in a parking lot of a Wawa. It still would have been Jimmy the Hair Guy proposing to you. Yeah, you're right.

Regardless, that's your man. It doesn't matter where it's at. It just matters that he got on that knee. Yeah, it just seems to me like doing it here makes it a little bit more about him than her. I don't know. I didn't look at it that way. I think he put a lot of thought into it.

Yeah? What did he do? He pretended that he was making… Pretended he was terminally ill. He did it for six months. Shaved his head. Lost a whole bunch of weight. Lover. I could die of pills. I was epic.

He pretended that TSD was making a documentary about Jimena Haragy, A Day in the Life of Jimena Haragy. a documentary about Jimmy the Hair Guy, A Day in the Life of Jimmy the Hair Guy. So he brought her down to do an interview where she was going to be interviewed, where we would cut to different people talking about Jimmy and she'd be one of the people we spoke to. So Rup and Chuck were giving her questions and then Jimmy just casually walked up like a fucking suave Mac Daddy. He was like, I got a question. Here's my question. And he got down on a knee and popped it. Wow, man. Good for him. Yeah.

You were here? I was here. Did you tear up at all? I didn't tear up, no. I've seen my share of- Get him's nodding. Get him his nodding. Get him teared up. Yeah, I guess he did. I don't know. I thought he didn't like Jimmy the hair guy. He just likes love? Yeah. He just likes love.

Yeah. Can you tell he's a romantic at heart? Oh, wow. I'm surprised they were just at John Waters' camp. He was sending me pictures from John Waters' camp. I'm not exactly sure what that entails, John Waters' camp, but I think it has a lot to do with penises and like dirty John Waters type stuff. It's a whole camp for it. Hey, the whole camp.

Yeah. You can go away for the weekend. Well, I think it also is touching for us is that he could have did it at a Juggalo event where they met and he chose here though. No, I agree. It's very touching for everybody, but her, like she's not a Telmseve Dave fan, like Juggalo would have made sense to me. She might be.

I just don't know if she is or not. Heads are shaking over there. Heads are shaking. No, she's not. So yeah, why here then? We're upset. It's just a surprise. Yeah.

It would be the ultimate surprise as opposed to like you might expect it at a JoJo event or John Waters camp, but when you come here. Yeah. No, she actually, she flat out told them. She goes, she knew what was happening. Oh really? Oh my God. How'd she know?

What are you doing? You have the foot, you have video of it? Oh man, I want to watch this. It's already on YouTube. It's on YouTube already. Michelle, will you marry me? Yeah. I didn't know you were going to ask so many questions.

She had strong suspicions. It was happening yesterday. She just didn't know where, but she kind of had a gut feeling it was going to happen. Oh, wow. Is that good or bad? I don't know. I think it's good. Yeah?

Yeah, I think she's in tune with him. That way she can brace herself. It means she picks up on his vibe. Did you see the ring? Yes. Is it a Lord of the Rings ring? Yes. It is? Okay. Did you see the ring? Yes. Is it a Lord of the Rings ring? Yes. It is?

Okay. All right. Yeah, I think it was Gandalf's ring. It's the One Ring. The One Ring? The one that... The precious. The precious.

Yeah. Wow. She's... At least he got dressed up for it. So happy. You know what? You can just walk directly off foot to the right. She's sitting in my chair.

Anything that I would say to kind of goof on him after watching that video, you can't. They're both so happy. It's really nice to see. Yeah. Congratulations, guys. She has giant earrings that say shit on them. Each shit. Oh, it says each shit on the other one.

Yeah. You got to be like that to handle Jimmy the Hair Guy. Yeah. You got to be that way just to make it in this world today. He's fucking damn right about that. Each shit, baby. That's great. She's all teared up and everything.

Yeah. Yeah. But he texts me and he's like, I want you to be there. I was like, Dad. Okay. Well, I was like, why do you need me to be there though? And he goes, well, it won't feel like a real deal documentary if you're not there directing it.

She'll know something's up. All right. So I was here. So there is no documentary? No, there is no documentary. I can't believe they put it on YouTube already though. Well, it's private. Oh, it's private. Yeah. Oh, so how on earth did they, they may not want this on Tom Steve Dave then. Well, they said they posted it so. The audio you mean? I'll check with you there, guy. We'll see if he cares. I doubt he'll care. Oh, okay.

So, but yeah, you got to make sure though. And if that's so a private channel, then you know what? They may not want it. That's why I didn't unmute at first, but. Okay. But yeah, you got to make sure though. If that's a private channel, then you know what? They may not want to. That's why I didn't unmute at first. Jimmy, man, he's all wide-eyed. It's nice to see Jimmy hitting above his fucking, his wake lines too. His station. Yeah, she's fucking- Above his pay grade.

Yeah, very nice looking lady. And she's super sweet too. She's really nice. Yeah, I mean, not that Jimmy's not a good looking guy. You're saying though, he's, very nice looking lady. And she's super sweet too. Yeah, I mean not that Jimmy's not a good looking guy. You're saying though he's not as good looking as she is. I am saying that, yeah.

Yeah, okay, that's what I thought. Yeah, but good. Yeah. That's a compliment. Why not? You don't want a girl as good looking as you. I heard that after the Zombie concert, everybody went to IHOP and walked Karen down on a waitress. You got the wrong burger and you went Karen on her.

Oh, shit. Talked to a manager about it? She wanted to talk to a manager. Who told you this? I didn't hear things. I talked to Troy. It was the exact 180 degree opposite. That's what he said. I hear things. I talked to Troy. It was the exact 180 degree opposite.

That's what he said. Yeah. It was like, you would have fucking threw a fucking, a conniption. I don't know. After he described the way it went, I think I would have been defeated. I ordered a completely plain burger. Yeah. And they only have one waitress there on a Friday night or Saturday night, whatever night. Good idea. It's hard to get someone to work a 24-hour IHOP in New Jersey, I think. I think they're lucky they even have one waitress. I think it's very difficult to staff a 24-hour place in this day and age.

Well, no matter what you hear about Jersey too, there aren't that many 24-hour places anymore. It's the only place around here to go for 24 hours unless you're going to fucking Wawa or something. It took a long time for us to get our food and she brought it over and I could see it's way too large of a burger for – I could tell already it's too tall to be a plain burger. I opened it up and it has cheese on it and some other stuff on it.

And I just said, I said, oh, I'm sorry. I said, I ordered a plain burger. And she goes, that is a plain burger. And for a second there, I looked at it. I looked down and I was like, oh, what is she talking about? Is this what I help call a plain burger? Is there something wrong with my mind? I really questioned my own sanity.

I was like, wait a minute, I am seeing cheese on this, right? I'm the only one who sees cheese. I was like, oh, I just wanted to put nothing on it. She goes, that is a plain burger. She just conveyed, she made straight face, like a poker face. She had a mind trick. I wouldn't have had a conniption, but at that point I would have been like, okay, she's challenging me on this shit. Let's fucking dance. I was just like, well, is it possible to get one without all this on it? And she goes, yeah.

She just pulled it back and then I did get a plain burger though. I was really bummed because it was after the Zombie concert. Everybody was going to IHOP, but of course Mary Beth's fucking stomach is acting up, so she has to go home. Right. Of course. She's constantly- What's that caveat, of course? Yeah, what is that?

Because it seems like she's constantly has stomach issues that prevent me from doing stuff I want to do. What other things is she preventing you from doing with her stomach? Well, so far just that. But yeah, so we had to go home, but then I heard it was like nightmarish almost. What, the IHOP? The IHOP, yeah. It just took forever. That's what you said.

It's a Saturday night and there's a lot of people there. I don't know if there was an overflow from the zombie crowd. It had to be. That's why they're fucking stupid at IHOP is because you know that there's a PNC event. You know that people are going to be coming afterwards. Have more than one fucking waitress. I think it's hard just to have one there. I think if they could have two, they would.

I really do. I just think it's – I bet you the turnover as an IHOP waitress on that night shift is fucking phenomenal. Right. That lady went home that night. She's like, this guy wanted a fucking plain burger. I brought him a plain burger with cheese. But we've been there on nights and there's three people working and it's still slow as can be.

Like it's 10 minutes to get a drink. I'm sorry. That's not true. Yes, it is. It's way quicker than – it's not abnormally slow when there's only three people there. I don't know what kind of service you're demanding at an IHOP, but you have to expect – Like when we sit down, have someone come over and bring water like within, after they ask, five minutes.

That's too long? It takes 10 minutes. No, it takes 10 minutes for them to bring out even like water and drinks. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah, I agree with you, Getham. At a restaurant, I'm a very impatient person. I feel like there should be a standard where it's like, you know, and there is a standard for restaurants. Like if you've worked in a restaurant, you know that it's like, you greet the people, you bring them to the table. The waitress comes within X amount of time. You bring the drinks within X amount of time. Not like, you know, Hey, we'll get to you

when we get to you. I think in an IHOP, I think you have to give. Throw all the rules out the window. It's not that hard though, man. But then you're like- You only have one person and she had like 12 tables. Well, one person's rough, yeah. But like the times you've gone, it's like you get chicken fingers or a plain burger,

I'll get like a cheeseburger, someone else will get a cheeseburger and it's 25 minutes for it to come out. And it's like even if you're cooking them one after another. It's not her fault though. I'm saying it just seems like there's a general laissez-faire. Holy shit. This is coming from the guy who was fucking sleeping on the couch and being paid for it Are you fucking out of your mind?

You're holding other people's feet to the fire when you sleep, but during the workday I disagree with you, but is there any greater authority than on lazy fair? Jesus The food coming out sucks. For me, it's like when you get your salad before you even get your drink that you know the waitress. That's where I start being like, what the fuck? How do I have soup in front of me before an iced tea?

It doesn't make any sense. Yeah, I don't like to go out to eat with people who are impatient like that. Me and Gideon went out to see Brian Nischel just joined the band and Gideon was being very demanding of our Red Robin waiter. He's like, more fries, more fries. When he brought me my food, I'm like, can I get another order of fries? More fries. More fries.

We were in a time crunch. You can only say two words because you have so many fries in your mouth. He doesn't have the time to say please. We're in a time crunch. Just blinking like fucking like the guy knows that blink should mean more fries because my mouth is fucking stuffed with fries. More fries. I was banging the basket on the table.

Why did you not get that clue? You let him get that second thing of fries, you know, like what am I I can't stop what am I his fucking? I'm not his wife or his father. I can't stop him. Can you? How many fries did you get that three baskets at least three oh man within a fucking ten minute period that's rough Red raiders like you're kidding, right? Like, this can't be for real. I'm on camera? And, the shell joined the band and he had his first gig up in Short Hills at a nice restaurant that's attached to a.

The train station. A train station in Short Hills. So they played in the train station where people buy tickets and stuff. It's very unique. But like busking, like it was just public. No, no, I don't think so. It was indoors, right? It's indoors.

It's when the station closes, it becomes part of the restaurant. There's places where you could sit and wait for the train, just like a normal like train station inside, and They've only had one practice together. They are so new. They're just born basically, a just born band, a baby band. That didn't matter. As I saw, we got into the fucking wrong game, man. Podcasting is not the way we should have went. We should have started a three-man band because within an hour of becoming a band, they had girls dancing on the fixtures. They had a lady take off her top. Day one! Right out of the gate!

I've yet to see a ten! I'm not bullshitting, right, Gittum? No, no. Wow! What type of music were they playing? Classic rock. Fuck yeah, they're still doing it in Jersey, man. This is why I love this fucking state.

I think part of it is that if somebody's going to play a song you know and you're drunk, you're having a fucking great time. Oh yeah. Yeah, they played some Jimmy World and you could ask Walt, I was rocking out to that. Oh, the drop the little in the middle on you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, Ginnem is not making it to, how old are you? 45.

You're not making it to 50. He's at fucking Red Robin, he's taking fucking 15 baskets. He's trying to take baskets with him from other tables out the door. To go baskets. No, no. And then he gets to the fucking restaurant and within an hour he drinks, how many bottles of beer? 16? 16 bottles? No, it was like eight or nine.

Wow. That's a lot. He ain't making it to 50. There's no way. He's got to fucking curtail the way he's living. He's not making it much past 50 maybe. Yeah, you've got to slow down, bro. They're 12 ounce bottles. They go down like nothing. Yeah. It's not good on your body though, all that fucking alcohol and shit.

Again, like eight or nine and 12 ounce bottles, so nine times 12 is what, 108? You're pretty close to a gallon of beer. That's like two bottles away from a gallon. It's light beer though. It's always the caveat. It's always the caveat. What does that mean? Is there less alcohol in it?

Yes. Oh, okay. Yeah. I thought it was like less calories or something. It's supposed to be less calories. What does that mean? Is there less alcohol in it? Yes. Okay. I thought it was like less calories or something. It's supposed to be less calories. But Nichelle fucking was a rock god as, what was that? Long live rock by the who came on and he was channeling Keith Moon. Took a shirt off?

He didn't take his shirt off. Only the 50-year-old ladies in the audience were taking their shirts off. They had to. But Guinness Show could take his shirt off. The rest of the man cannot. He was the only one that could take his shirt off. But I didn't think he wanted to put any pressure

on the rest of the man. OK, fair. Good. That's a good man. That's a good man. But yeah, he was on fucking fire. I cannot believe that he has waited so long to pick up the sticks again after you know, it's been so he has so much talent.

He outshined a lot of members of the band. I was like, I feel they might get a little intimidated. His prowess? Yeah. On the skins? Yeah. Wow. Cause he was adding those little flourishes.

I didn't mean potato skins. I know you saw your mouth Unbelievable though they played we he's supposed to go in at 9.30, we get there 9.40, they're already playing and they didn't stop until 12.30? After midnight. Yeah. I mean they just played for almost three hours straight. And you stayed the whole time? Hell yeah, man.

All right, all right. Yeah, man. Look at them rocking, man. Chicks with their tops off. Another shirt might come off. Yeah, you don't know. Oh yeah, Walt Spotter getting up on top of the bench. He's like, oh, look at this, look at this.

I was stunned. I was like, the mixture of alcohol and live music, I think, and they become... It's intoxicating. Bands become snake charmers. I think that's the only reason bands exist. I mean, how could this be new information? I had never seen it up close like this especially given that singer the singer was not that powerful I threw my fucking boxers out

Everybody was dancing. Yeah. Who went? Just the two of you? Yeah. Well, you asked Bridegroom, you know, he bailed on us though. Well, I never said I was going to go. Take it out. Take it out.

Sorry, Beth had a stomach ache, right? Of course. You know the way that goes. Good time, though? Yeah. Of course. You know the way that goes. Good time though? It was great. It was great. Three hours is a long time to let somebody play.

Yeah, but at least it was music I recognized. Classic rock. There's anything you hear on 104.3. I love it, man. Anything you hear. It was awesome. All right. He's got the skills to pay the bills. I don't know how those bills are paid. I want to – on a bar band. Yeah, I don't think so. I don't know what they're made – I see this house. I don't think those skills are

paid to bills. He's got a side job to pay the bills. All right. I want to talk about something here. All right. I want to talk, and Jimmy and Michelle, you listen. Well, Michelle, you don't listen. So, Jimmy, you listen up. Well, is this running into an ad right here? Is this a lead into an ad?

Yeah. Can I just say this before you read the ad? Sure. I got a lot of emails about people, a lot of long-time listeners are feeling betrayed by TSD because of the ad reads. What's wrong with it? Because we're not taking the piss out of the sponsors anymore. They say, we turned our back for the money. Yeah, you're right.

Can I read it now? All right, that's settled. Because let me explain something to the people who like us to take the piss out of the advertisers. If we do that, they don't pay. But we used to not care about that. They actually mentioned that in the email. They're like, I love that you guys had that rebel attitude that you didn't care if you didn't get paid for your ad read.

Right. Well, you fucking go to work then and you tell me if you don't care if you get paid. The audience mattered more than the ad read, they said. Yeah, back in the day when we were making shit for ads and we hardly had any – yeah, we would fuck around with them. Even though – I can't convince you to go and fall nuclear on this ad. No?

Who is it? It's Adam and Eve. It's Adam and Eve. They don't care, do they? The sexiest. They sell fucking sex toys. I know. Do they really care if you fucking poke some corn?

If you want to mock them while I'm reading it, you go ahead. I would think if I went and like skidded, fuck it's them. The only thing I wanted to respond to the guy, I didn't respond to him though, was we almost fucking literally got sued by Burrow for what we said. Right. That really scared us off fucking taking the piss out of the sponsors when they threatened the lawsuit. You don't know that we're pussies by now. threatened a lawsuit. If you don't know that, we're pussies by now. When they were lobbying the threats that they were going to take us to court over what we said on the borough ad, that's when I was like, hey, maybe we went too far.

Right. Yeah. Maybe you're right. All right. Let's give Adam and Eve a straight. The respect they deserve. Yeah. Come on.

We're talking about sex here. Who's not interested? Just when you hear sex immediately, you should perk up. And come on, we're talking about sex here. Who's not interested? Just when you hear sex immediately, you should perk up. I'm perked? You're perked, man. Look at me. Who wants to start having better sex immediately? Jimmy the Hair Guy and Michelle, I bet.

Oh yeah. Now that they're getting married, they got to start introducing all kinds of new things to keep it fresh and new. That's it. Oh, I think I got a feeling those guys keep it fucking real fresh. Yeah. They're going to fucking gay camp, right? That's what they called it.

It is, well, they call it John Waters Camp. I called it gay camp. Oh, that was your, oh, I thought that was the real deal. That was you. Everybody in the room was calling it that. So I assumed it was, that was the legitimate name of the camp you went to. No, no, it's John Waters Camp. But there's a lot of penises and imagery.

I think if Jimmy, if anybody in TSD town is up for any exploration with him and his girl, it's Jimmy. He is going to do anything that she wants to do, I think. He'll take a dick here and there. No problem. Jimmy the Hacker loves it. I don't know if I'll do that. I want to watch you suck it. I don't know. Look'll do that. I don't want to watch you suck it. I don't know. Look at him in the eyes. She's requesting this?

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No, especially since she'll be videoing it probably. Yeah. It's about to set this fucking other video on that YouTube channel in about a week. Chuck, Chuck, we need you to film something. Walt, they need you to be there. Why do I got to be there? Can you direct this gate porn? That's why it works. More than that, Amity wants to make your life easy.

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As a little fucking message to all those out there who are like, we want you to fucking take the piss out. We won't take the piss out. But then he's like winking to the fucking audience. He stumbles and bounces right through. That's on purpose, people. That's for you. People are like, are you sure it's just that he can't read? thinking to the fucking audience. He stumbles and boxes. Yes. That's on purpose, people. That's for you.

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We got the chase fucking push shavers. Mine was taken away already. It just came today and it was already taken away by my wife. Cause she's like. She doesn't want you fucking trimming the. No, she's like, you already have some, I don't have any. Yeah. Cause I have them too.

That's good though. That works out for you though. And you were upset that she took it? No, no, not at all. I said, go any. No. Yeah, because I have them too. That's good though. That works out for you though. Nice and smooth. And you were upset that she took it? No. No, not at all. I said, go ahead, baby. It's all yours.

Are you just trying to fucking try to get an extra one? Smart man. I need another one. Are they listening? Manscaped. Apparently they're listening. I don't have to take the piss out of them. Yeah, I know, right?

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This is when things get interesting or did you just add that? No, it's in the copy. No, okay. It's like, God damn, you're dancing hard. I was like, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta. You were adding this is when things get interesting. I was like, Jesus. Pathetic.

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Yeah. Oh God. I'm just biting my tongue here. Fuck it. Let's burn it all down. No, I can't burn it down. No. No.

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Oh, it felt so long. I thought it was time to end the show. Guess what? I still got two more. Are we done with that particular ad? Could I say something about that and they wouldn't hear it or is it totally off limits to even mention? They probably wouldn't hear it.

I don't think they would hear it. Isn't it weird how like you as a kid, you're growing up and you can't wait to get pubes and as soon as you get them now, society's turning on the shave them off. Yeah, I hadn't thought about that. I never really thought I couldn't wait to get pubes. Were you taking showers in gym class? Not really. Yeah, you were a little bit past that time.

Yeah. Yeah, because you didn't want to walk into the shower with no pubes. You looked like you hadn't had your balls hadn't dropped yet. You were just like, you hadn't gone through puberty yet. You were just- Yeah, I never through puberty yet. You were just yeah I never had this Like Peter Brady and shit everybody would everybody just notices you ain't kind of and there was no fucking Scaping back then so nobody thought you were fucking had the gold fucking lawnmower

You're a little boy dick just thought you didn't have it didn't have any fucking what's that what's that drug testosterone testosterone yeah you thought you were testosterone okay well isn't there a difference between all and nothing like there is just keeping it manscaped like you know not too long and not too short you know just put all an even length I mean yeah there's the impression of different because I remember when I got that first one in, I couldn't wait to fucking get it into the shower and let everybody see that I had fucking hair. Yeah. But then when you got more, didn't you want to make it look nice? Nice, what, bald is nice?

No, I'm not saying bald, just trimmed. You keep it all consistent length. I don't know. I never really was one to think about what's your guy's name, Hector? Hakeem. Hakeem. It's just like it wasn't something that I gave much thought to growing up though. I thought having you got hair in your nuts, that means you're a man. All right. You hair in your nuts. That means you're a man. All right, you're but you're in the fan Well, you're hairless that's what they would say

You're pussy you didn't have the balls, okay your chicken, okay Yeah, that's when the 70s when it was fucking it was when the greatest time to be alive Yeah, I'm just saying what Ben was a saying, I'm just saying is now, you know, it's, I think it's okay to be just trimmed, not completely bald, but it's at least to look presentable. I guess. We saw a lot of the seventies. You ever wish you were born just a little bit sooner

so you could have experienced more of it? Like, cause we were three when it was 1970. So like our formative years are pretty much the early 80s, late 70s into the early 80s. Yeah, I see people who went to concerts, only born a couple of years before us. They go to concerts and movies that came out. Wendorf got to see so much amazing shit that we will never get to experience because he was of that perfect age. Oh yeah, I think about it all the time.

I thank God that I grew up in the pocket that I grew up in. I would hate to have be – my formative years be the years we're in now. Gross. That would be horrible. I know. It would just be fucking miserable. You'd be a totally different person though too, right? Yeah. Everything that's normalized now is awful. Yeah. Yeah, it's terrible.

But I think it's the first time because I was slightly different from you guys. I feel that way about the 90s. I grew up then. I loved it even though I was 14 when they started. So I had a good chunk of the 80s too. To me, the 90s were like fucking man. We had computers towards the tail end. We had cell phones.

I didn't have one in 2001, so I got through those years. I think I was the last generation through the door before all the fucking shit started. Did you have a pager? I had a pager. I had a pager towards the end. You see that Hezbollah stuff? Oh yeah. What happened? I'm loving that.

This is the greatest fucking story on the planet. Wow, what happened? I guess Hezbollah, they issued pagers. I don't know why they're still using pagers. Where was it, Lebanon or something? They felt they were getting tracked by cell phones and smartphones and stuff. So they decided to switch to pagers. You can track pagers, can't you? No, they felt they were getting tracked by cell phones and smartphones and stuff. So they decided to switch to pagers. You can track pagers, can't you?

No, not as – I guess like if it's sending back a message, but I guess maybe these were like receive only. Okay. But they're less trackable than like an iPhone. Sure, I understand. So they issued them these pagers and somehow Israel was able to make 2,000 plus of them explode all at the same time. Are you kidding? There's videos of people shopping and then you just see this huge explosion coming out

of their pants. Their testicles get blown off. They're in their pockets. How? Wait, there's no explosives in them? Supposedly. Drup can tell you. Get out of that chair, 148.

Go get some fries. We were only kidding. Get back here. So basically, supposedly, Iran gave them the beepers and they had packed it with explosives in case they were captured. They could detonate it on someone. And Israel found out that they were packed with explosives. And Israel was like, okay. And they took out like 2000,000 people today or something like

blowing up tons of balls. Yeah, there's videos everywhere online. It's weird though, because like some of the explosions are in public. It's like, imagine if you're at a grocery store, you're picking out some fucking produce, and all of a sudden some dude's fucking balls explode right near you. Oh my god. Like there were people like I saw the video I saw like people are jumping back. There's little kids around.

Yeah, so I was about to say like what if they're driving and then they've run into like a school kids It seems derelict. It seems a lot there. Yeah, it seems like fucking Q shit from James Bond. Hey, don't get me wrong points for style Yeah, that's that's pretty crazy Like yeah, wow. Yeah, that's fucking wacky shit. This is yeah, this is the footage that I saw Wow. Yeah, that's some fucking wacky shit. Oh, this is, yeah, this is the footage that I saw. Oh.

Almost 3000 Hezbollah members and paramedics have been injured after their pagers exploded. Poor paramedics. Yeah, I mean, this dude is on the ground and people are looking at him like, what the fuck? Holy shit. Wow. What a fucking funny idea though.

Like if you're not going to hurt, if there's not going to be any like collateral damage, people are bumping into each other, running away. Like his balls just blew up. And, and Israel claimed it. I would have just been like, we didn't do nothing. Yeah. An MP son and one girl are almost also one of eight people who have died. What's the name of their secret service?

Yeah, they don't fuck around man. They are fucking, they are the, they're the fucking shadow force. Yeah. You don't want to fuck around, man. They are fucking shadow force. Yeah, you don't want to fuck with us. They're not like our secret service that drops the ball at every turn? We promise you we're going to talk about that. Oh, that's right. That's right. Can't talk about that. Don't we have another ad? We have three more, right? At least two. Yeah, at least two.

Q, are you associated or do you know James Charles by any chance? Do you know who that is? The cheer, the guy who made cheers? No, no, that's Les Charles, I think. Les Charles? Okay. James Charles is a 25-year-old YouTuber guy who's, I guess, I assume he's gay. He's super into doing makeup and stuff and he's very popular. He has like 15 million YouTube followers or something. Oh, wow, no. Good for him, but no, I guess he's, I assume he's gay. He's super into like doing makeup and stuff and he's very, he's very popular.

He has like 15 million YouTube followers. Oh, well, no, good for him, but no, I don't know. You don't know him, okay. Cause Sage told me today her plan was to go to her mom's this weekend and hang out and then the next weekend she wants to go see James Charles. Like her mind works in a way that I'm like. Like there's a show I can go see?

Or no, we can just go meet him, we can go hang out with him. Oh. Yeah. You can't make that happen? I don't think I can, that's why I'm like, like there's a show I can go see or now we can just go meet and we can go hang out with them. Oh yeah. You can't make that happen. I don't think I can. That's why I'm going to cute. I'll keep my radar up. I'll look out.

I'll see what we got. Maybe we got the same agency or something. Could be 50 million followers. She loves that. She loves that. And spy ninjas. I don't know if you've ever heard of spy ninjas. They're in Vegas and they drive Teslas.

I guess it's some kind of like, it's like bad guys versus good guys. They're like, oh, I'm going to go see them. I'm going to go see them. I'm going to go see them. I'm going to go see them. I'm going to go see them. I'm going to go see them. I'm going to go see them. I'm going to go see them. I'm't know if you've ever heard of spy ninjas. They're in Vegas and they drive Teslas. It's some kind of like, it's like bad guys versus good guys, like YouTube video series. No. It's not stunts.

I think they do some stunts. In Vegas. But they live in Vegas, yeah. And that's why Sage wants to go back to Las Vegas now, because in her mind, she's just going to run into them. Right, right, right. You know? Well, I'm going to Vegas tomorrow. I'll keep my eyes open.

Yeah. Yeah. Is that where you're going for 11 days, you son of a bitch? In Los Angeles. Okay. Yeah. I got a charity thing in Vegas, then I go to LA, but for work, nothing fun. This is the person?

Mm-hmm. Okay. That's him. She is obsessed with him. She does her makeup, and she watches him. 23.9 million subscribers. Million subscribers, yeah. 54 million views on that thing.

Wow. On that video that we're watching. This is 1.7 million. This is 1.7 million. Could you, like, in a guys to reach out to him, maybe ask about some eyeliner tips? I could. Oh yeah, that's right. I could.

I can see if I can do that. I forgot about that. What joke, that's right. Yeah, I could. I can see if I can do that. I forgot about that. I thought it was a joke, I miss it. Cause you said that guy accused you of wearing eyeliner. Oh, oh yeah. Shit, I thought I fucking denied that into death. Yeah, well yeah, fuck yeah, make these pretty eyes. That is a, that's a dude.

That's a dude, that's a very pretty guy. That's a dude. That's a dude. That's a very pretty guy. That's a dude. Yeah. All right. Welcome to America. All right, good. Hi, sisters. I'm James Charles. But even that picture is made to look like a woman. Yeah. I mean, he's gay for sure. So I think that, you know, it's, you know, it's like a feminine, you know, just being

a feminine. All right. I think I can say that. I'm not sure. Let's talk about Trump. Let's talk about Trump, please. Or do another ad. You're right.

Yeah. Got a bail. All for two kill. Yeah. All for two. I mean, with what? With Trump trying to, trying to assassination attempts. Yeah. Got a bail. All for two kill. Yeah. All for two.

I mean, crazy. With what? Trump trying to assassination attempt. Oh yeah. Think there'll be a third? Yeah. Why not? You're going to Vegas.

They are taking odds now. Oh really? You can actually bet if there'll be a third attempt now. I mean, jeez. Before the election. It seems like the dam has broken. So yeah, I would watch out. Would you big bucks on on there'll be a third attempt. Fuck man. I don't want to because I don't. I hope not. But you're probably probably it's pretty far. You could take this off. Get him.

You don't have to keep playing this. Thank you. You cannot keep his mind on anything but that video. He's like, James Charles. Oh my God. That is a very pretty, pretty boy. I like it. Yeah. I mean, fucking, that's it now. I think it can only go so long before someone takes a shot at Harris.

That's just where we're at. We're in a tit for tat society, man. I hope nothing happens. That's a scary prospect to live in a time where you think, you know, like- Multiple attempts. You just assume that the other side now is going to have, that's sad. That's the way we have to think in America in 2024. Yeah, especially because traditionally, aren't all the gun fans on Trump's side? Pretty much, yeah.

So right now, this is just rogue operatives from the other side doing that. But you piss off the gun guy. I mean, there's a stock. And a lot of people are crazy out there. So who knows? Man, fucking scary. I was so surprised to see that they let this guy wander around for 12 hours on the golf course. Like he's unnoticed. Yeah. Is that what happened? I just saw the headline. Yeah. He was, I guess he went there and then they saw him before he got to take a shot.

They shot at him. He took off and then ended up a county away or something like that, I believe. Holy fuck. I think that's a story I read, yeah. If you're Trump, what do you do? What do you do? You stop counting on the Secret Service. Don't stand still. Yeah, right?

You got to hire a- Just keep bobbing and weaving wherever you walk. Remember that Chris Rock bit where he says he's going to get a Mexican vice president and he's just going to be dodging all over the place Yeah, I guess man that's scary dude That's what he can do, but it happens every few years, right? Like somebody's got to get shot out in America every few years. Who was the last I mean Reagan got shot Yeah, he got shot Ford. They tried to kill him twice, right? So really didn't somebody like go after Ford? Yeah, it was somebody from the Manson family, Squeaky From, was that it?

Or somebody else. Oh, yeah. No, it was a different lady. I can't remember her name, but she's not a gentleman. We got a guy who's a history buff. The Kennedys. How many people tried- He's not googling just like we would.

Squeaky From. Squeaky. Squeaky Lynette From. Right, so. Lynette Squeaky From. So it happens, you know? It does happen, but you don't like to see it. Sometimes you got put in a wheelchair.

Who got put in a wheelchair? The Roosevelt, right? Didn't he get put in a wheelchair from a bullet? No, I thought it was Polio. Polio? Oh, was that Polio? Yeah, yeah. Thank you for fact checking.

I thought he got shot up until this very moment. No, no, Polio, Polio got him. Lincoln, Lincoln, you're thinking about Lincoln? Maybe I'm thinking about Lincoln, yeah. He wasn't in a wheelchair. Is there anybody else? Let me look. What, shot? Yeah, as a hash or bully.

Oh, sure. There was a president who was only president for a week or something, right? And he got shot. Harrison died in the fourth. Yeah. And McKinley was shot. Sal and I did like a drunk history. Did you want to history. Didn't you do a drunk history on the guy? He was on a metal bed and he was using the metal, Doctor Doctor was the guy's name and he was trying to find the bullet and the metal detector was picking up the bed.

Yeah, something like that. I don't know. I was drunk so I don't remember. I don't know. I don't know what you want from me with this shit. What are we going to talk about? We're going to get Walt Moore angry emails. Garfield, President Garfield.

President Garfield. President Garfield. President Garfield. President Garfield. President Garfield. President Garfield. President Garfield. President Garfield. I don't know what you want from me with this shit. What are we going to talk about? We're going to get Walt Moore angry emails. Garfield, President Garfield. President Garfield. I will say, the t-shirts in Florida are phenomenal.

There's a real comedians working in the t-shirt industry in Florida. The double middle finger. It's Trump giving double middle finger with sunglasses with the American flag on it that said, missed me. It's fun shit, man. That's pretty funny. Did your daughters ever have issues with your daughters not wanting to go to school? Yes.

It was for one of the most unusual reasons, my oldest daughter, Caitlin, literally, I know I've said this and nobody believes me, but she really has never been sick. She never got sick. She never had to miss school for being sick. So towards the end of the year, every year, she would make a big stink about like she wanted to stay home from school so she wouldn't get perfect attendance because only nerds got perfect attendance. Oh, really?

Yeah. And I sighed at her. I was like, I said to my wife, yeah, well, I mean, this is a valid reason. I don't want my daughter to be a nerd. Flanning is a nerd. You didn't think to be like, does it make you nerdy? It makes you – What?

Just makes you punctual. You get called in front of everybody to get the perfect attendance award. Oh, you have to get the award? Oh, okay. Yeah, she would have to go up in front and the gym would call everybody in the gym. Nerd! Yeah. Fucking getter.

I ain't having that. Yeah. Okay, I agree with you though. Yeah, I remember my wife put her foot down and she sent her and I called it a bomb threat to the schools. So she didn't get perfect attendance. I didn't think for my baby. I have a story. Speaking of bomb threats, there was a guy. Now, this is not your usual school shooter. This is a gym teacher down in, where is it? Screwball gym teacher threatens

to shoot third graders and menacingly says he only has six bullets. Louisiana gym teacher threatened to shoot his third grade class warning students that some would not survive though. He didn't have enough bullets for all of them. Robert Mitchum, uh, 70 was arrested last week and charged with terrorizing after allegedly telling the youngsters that he had bullets for his gun and would bring it to school and shoot. And that some of the students would not survive. And they additionally learned that he said there's too many of y'all to get rid of.

He only had six bullets in his gun. Who's teaching Jim at 70s? Is he Jack LaLanne? He said that the reason was that he felt overwhelmed and just wanted the children to settle down and maintain he wasn't threatening them. Just some of them. Gym teachers have always been the loose cannons in any school. You were more likely to get smacked by a gym teacher than anyone else. Or you'd catch the gym teacher fucking the senior girls. Yeah.

That's what I heard too. Oh yeah. Is that what you caught? You caught that? They got caught, yeah. Yeah? Yeah. I didn't pay a price pain. I went to an old school Price to really no price kept his job

Did she had she graduated already or that was I don't know if she graduated but there was no there was no penalty No fallout. Yeah, remember that you're right. It was better in the fucking in the fucking 70s. I told you. Everybody knew how to fucking – even in the 90s, we don't let that shit go down. Although that's not true. I knew a girl in high school who was fucking her teacher. So it still went down. He wasn't a gym teacher though.

Yeah. I remember the big thing about somebody claiming to have seen them together and that she was topless holding a soccer ball between her tits. That was fake. I think that was fake news. But at the time, I remember being like, really? Were they in a shell show? Where was it?

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The OE Sonny guys. The OE Sonny guys. They were giving an award at the Emmys and they compared Meryl Streep to a jockstrap, jokingly. In what way? I don't know. I can't remember the exact context, but they were talking about it's comfortable, it fits and blah, blah, blah, whatever they were saying.

Roba Callahanny was like, oh, it sounds like you're comparing Meryl Streep to a jockstrap. She kind of giggled, but evidently it was very divisive on social media. Really? Yeah. Well, that's disrespectful though. It's the Emmys. The whole thing is about taking jabs of people and joking around. I thought that was the Golden Globes.

Oh, yeah, you're right. You're right. Oh, the Emmys, yeah, you're right. You're right. Oh, the Emmys, yeah, you're right. They take themselves very seriously. But you invite the OE sunny guys, you're gonna get the Irish, you know. But wouldn't Meryl Streep do to deserve that? I don't, I think.

Always murders in the building, apparently. Yeah, I think she was up for murders in the building. Only murders in the building. Great show, by the way. Oh, it's so fucking good. Yeah. So I don't know, is that going too far? Yeah. Comparing somebody to a jockstrap. Yeah. You're there, you don so fucking good. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't know. Is that going too far?

Yeah. Comparing somebody to a jockstrap. Yeah. You're there. You don't expect that to be insulted like that on a big stage, in the world stage. Can't laugh it off, huh? Can't show your human side and just be like, for a minute, let your hair down and not be like, oh, look how important I am.

She's an actress. Oh, that's true. That's true. I hadn't considered that. She's an actress. Oh, that's true. That's true. I hadn't considered that. She's an Academy Award winning actress probably. She's a great actress. There's no denying it. But she's so great that I think at this point if somebody's like, hey, you're comparing

her to a jockstrap, you can take a stride. Well, I guess, but if they were like, she's got a face like a jockstrap, it might be a little bit like, I don't know, guys, if that's the way you want to go with Meryl Streep. Is it some sort of innuendo that she's loose or something? That she's been around the block, as they say? I will say that the OE Sunday guys have made me laugh way more in my life than Meryl Streep, so I'll probably lean with them when it comes to comedy. But to be fair to Meryl, she's not a comedic actress. She is a dramatic actress.

Okay. Here's the exact thing they said, Q. Okay. So Rob says, ladies and gentlemen, we are here to honor the comedic performances that hold everything in place. They show crucial support when it's really needed. And then Caitlin also jumped in and said, what you're describing sounds very much like a jockstrap. So the girl from fucking Full House has the balls to say, go to the sun. Oh, not from Full House, from OE sunny in Philadelphia. Or the Olsen twins?

No, that's a totally different Olsen. But wait a second, were they even referring to them? That wasn't even a direct reference to... It gets to it. Oh, there's more. No, it doesn't, McKellar Honey said. These rules make sure that everything stays secure. Without this support, the whole package just falls apart. All right, that does sound like a jockstrap.

And then Caitlin Olson said, are you calling Meryl Streep a jockstrap? And then the camera cut to Streep as McKellar Henney said, no, I'm so sorry, Meryl, and Streep mouthed, oh God, pretending to be upset. I mean, it's a bit. It's not. It's just a bit. Yeah. That's the word. Fans on social media were's not it's just a bit. Yeah, that's the word hands on social media. We're divided about the joke Shocking. Yeah, shock is this I Don't know who wrote the Emmy Awards tonight, but the dialogue is so cringe. They just compared Meryl Streep to a jockstrap Yeah, it's that bad one viewer stated on X formally Twitter

We're so fucking upset about Meryl Streep. Can you imagine a life? We're so fucking upset about Meryl Streep. Can you imagine a life in which you're fucking upset enough? If you're upset at all that they called Meryl Streep a jockstrap, let alone go onto fucking Twitter and post about it. What kind of fucking loser asshole are you? How empty is your life? I have a fucking empty life. It's not even that empty.

It's not that empty. Politicians are getting shot at, but you're more upset that someone called Meryl Streep a jockstrap. That's the fucking world. That's 2024. That's kind of wild. Yeah. I thought you had two jockstrap stories though.

No, just the one, unfortunately. I can dig for more. It's been a slow week. Right now, this is all that's coming up. You got your fire up though. You did? I saw that. I saw that fire in his belly in a while.

Oh my God. I saw the light in your eyes come back. It's been fucking. It's been a while since I got a good yell in this fucking shot. It was nice. It was good to see. It was good to see. I think people appreciate it as something as meaningless as a Meryl Streep joke too.

Yeah. Yeah. He's back. He'sep joke too. Yeah. Yeah. He's back! He's back, Dave. There he is. The problem goes back. You can love him again, people. Tell him, Steve, Dave.