Tell Em Steve-Dave - #620: Q Runs a Train
Episode Date: December 23, 2024Superman trailer, is Bry a Karen?, CEO killer tattoos, Drones, Model railroading....
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I think there are people now who are like, we won't get them.
Yeah.
And one of them sitting right here. It's icy man, a horse shifting into a man and then plowing a girl?
Hey, it's me Q from IJ.
Hey, what's up everybody?
A lot of people have been talking bad about drones.
Let's rap about drones, everybody.
Look at this cute little guy.
I hate this little guy.
He can't hurt anybody.
Tell them Steve, Dave.
Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve, Dave with Walt.
Yo.
And with Q.
Hello.
The last episode of 2024, boys. Christ Almighty. Yeah.
I thought it was last week, but it's actually this week. That's all right. This is nice.
Nice to be here. Yeah. All three of us. Yeah. And then we take our customary two weeks off.
Four if you can't get them over there. Yeah. Do we count get them? I do. Like maybe as
a half person, half man. I'm surprised.
He's being pretty good about not putting a mic near him.
I'm actually starting to miss him.
He's playing this game correctly.
He really is.
Yeah.
You think there are people now who are like, we won't get them.
Yeah.
And one of them sitting right here.
He's punishing people.
Yeah.
So.
You fucking get what you ask for, people.
Yeah.
That's what you got.
Happy birthday to Edgar today.
Oh, wow.
How old is he?
Today we're recording this on the Thursday the 19th. I fucking get what you asked for, people. That's what you got. Happy birthday to Edgar today.
Oh wow, how old is he?
Yeah, it's his birthday today.
We're recording this on the Thursday the 19th.
Let's see, 46.78, right?
78.
Yeah, that'll be 78.
78, he's the same age as my dad?
Wow.
Yep.
Wow, he started young.
Real young, yeah.
How old was he when you were born?
I think he was like 22.
Woof.
Yeah, that would be 56.
Oh my God.
Yeah, 22.
It sounds so insane.
Yeah.
There are times when I think back to my childhood and there's a certain level of forgiveness
now because I think about like if I was 22, if I was 32 and had a kid, I still would have
not been responsible enough.
I think that's very fair of you and nice of you to do.
I've had that evaluation with flaws I've thought my parents had where I'm like, what the fuck?
My mother's 19 when she got married.
It's amazing I'm alive.
I'm so grateful for them.
It is.
You figure you had real young parents, plus you grew up in the 70s into the 80s.
It's not like it is now. I was like childhood in the 80s. It was not like it is now.
I was like childhood in the Thunderdome.
It was great.
I loved it.
How about you, Walt?
You all right?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm good.
All right.
What do you got going on for Christmas this year?
Anything fun?
Going anywhere?
Just got everybody getting together, everybody in the family getting together for over a course of
two days, the eve and the day. That's about it.
That's it.
Yep.
It'd be nice to see everybody, right?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, can't wait, right?
Yeah. I got a project I'm going to start. I'm going to rearrange my bookshelves.
Nice.
In our two-week break.
Very nice.
Yep. That's a major project. That is a – I've seen your book That's a fucking, that's a major project.
That is a, I've seen your bookshelves.
That looks like a master project.
Looking forward to it, yeah.
I'm going to put all this shit that I don't read on the very tippy top shelf.
Right.
Because I never want to get, I never want to get a chair and get up there and get it.
Yeah.
So that's all, yeah.
All right.
I got to deem what's worthy to be on the bottom shelf and what's worthy to be on.
And it's almost the opposite.
Top shelf is the shit I don't care about.
Yeah.
See the Superman trailer?
I did.
What do you think?
Looks good.
Oh, I thought it looked great.
It does look good.
I mean, they're playing off, they're playing off.
They're playing the hits.
They're playing the crypto card, man,
and that's going to work with a lot of people.
It worked with me.
It worked with me too, I saw the trailer.
Yeah, I was like I want to see that
Yeah, it's funny. Like do you think that it took someone because crypto if you read comics, he's been there all the time like
Beloved accepted. I know it sounds goofy like that Superman has a super powered dog
It doesn't tell when you think about it doesn't to me
But I'm just to see if like a rocket can make it to earth. Yeah, yeah.
Using a dog first.
Oh, you think that that's what they'll – I'm curious how they're going to say crypto
got to earth.
Oh, how can you top that? I mean, because it's perfect science. You send a rocket with
a dog to see if the dog will make it. Then you put your first born on the rocket once
you see that it's succeeded.
Once the dog makes it.
It's like the Russians's the dog makes it?
It's like the Russian sending the monkey up, right?
Yeah.
The monkey does all right.
Well, there was Beepo the super monkey, right?
Or the cat or whatever.
Yeah.
I don't know if he's made it into every continuity.
Did he make it into 52?
No.
Let alone into rebirth?
It was Streaky.
What was Streaky?
Streaky was the cat.
The cat and the comet was the horse. The comet was the horse. But that was all based on the fact that it was the rebirth. It was streaky or was streaky? Streaky was a cat. Cat and comet was the worst. But that was all based on this super success of crypto though.
They wouldn't have did any of those if crypto didn't hit.
Yeah.
I was going to say how many super pets can he have?
Well, I think comet didn't comet.
Supergirl, right?
Yeah, but didn't comet turn out to be a shape-shifting man that was sleeping with Supergirl by Peter David fucking
You know, she was a shapeshifter in the Peter David wasn't comment as well that I don't remember
I mean, I'm sure you're a see man a horse shifting into a man and then plow on a girl
But she wasn't a girl. She was a she was like protoplasm. Yeah
Yeah, Linda Davener's or whatever and
But man when crypto like cuz it's risky, man.
You don't know if he's going to show it.
You know what I mean?
People are going to be like, what's this, a fucking dog with a cape?
But I don't see how when you see that snow blading and he's making his way towards him,
oh, I got so happy.
Did you think that it looked a little weird though, the footage of the city, I guess the
day before they released a teaser and boy did it look
like CW. The colors, the look of it. It was like – I guess a shot of people in Metropolis
looking up and it didn't – I don't know. It doesn't have that scope that I thought
it would have. It doesn't look – it looks like CW.
On the trailer you felt?
Not the trailer, but the teaser the day before.
Yeah, I mean we're all watching the teasers on our phones and shit. You know, I don't
want to judge too hard. But I thought the trailer looked great.
What's the monster? It looks like a dinosaur or something.
I don't know what the fuck that was.
Yeah, I'm not sure what that is.
I couldn't figure out what it was. Yeah. I guess somebody-
Kryptonian dragon maybe?
Maybe or whatever. It became Doomsday eventually. I don't know, but Guy Gardner looked fucking, that haircut, holy shit.
Is Doomsday in this?
No, no.
Oh, okay.
You said Cryptonian Dragon, it's the first thing I think of.
Guy Gardner's haircut, amazing, amazing that they kept that.
I can't wait.
No negative feelings.
No?
No, zero negative feelings.
Really actually, it put my, it was the first zero negative feeling. Really actually put my face,
this is the first thing I saw when I woke up this morning, put me in a really good mood.
And then did you see Brian, the, uh, a trailer teaser for return to living dead coming back?
I did not. Oh yeah. Really? That got me fucking excited. It's, uh, it's, um, takes place in 1985.
So it's only two years after the first one. And it's the teaser is just like
the cemetery with those gates and TAR man just draw dragging a Christmas tree through the
cemetery. So it's just a teaser in the finest sense, but man, it got me excited too. I'm like,
Oh, fuck TAR man's back. That's awesome. I do not. That was, I didn't even know they were making it
until I saw the teaser yesterday. Yeah, there it is.
Okay, Return of the Living Dead 2025.
Yeah, I don't know who's making it or anything like that, but I thought that they put out
a pretty good teaser.
I wonder if they're going to a Christmas movie.
I think so because he's dragging a Christmas tree.
Yeah.
I'm seeing snow.
But they got the movements of Tar Man, right, and everything like that, that like herky
jerky walk.
Right.
So I don't know.
It's a pretty good week for VQ in terms of like moving forward too.
There he is.
There he is dragging.
And it's a lit Christmas tree too.
Well they explained that.
Oh, did they?
There's an extension cord you're about to say.
Okay.
But man, both of these got me super excited about feeling my childhood coming back in
a little way.
Yeah.
How many iterations of Superman are there now?
I mean, not including old TV shows.
Just the movies?
Yeah, just movies.
This is the fourth.
This will be the fourth.
Fourth different one?
Yeah, movie-wise.
Fourth different actor since George Reeves?
Well, he said, don't count TV.
Right.
Since George Reeves, you've got Christopher.
And you have?
Brandon Ruth.
Brandon Routh.
And then what's the guy?
Henry Cavill.
Henry Cavill, who I like to superman.
And then this guy.
And this guy.
So there's only been four.
Yeah.
Do you think as an actor that's like, damn, that's the role.
I'm fucking Superman. I don't know. Or is it like, fuck, that's the role. I'm fucking Superman.
I don't know.
Or is it like, fuck, here's the next 10 years of my life.
I don't know.
You know what I mean?
I hope that anybody that takes the role feels like…
Is there a Superman curse?
Do you believe in it?
I don't because why?
Brandon Routh is still alive, doing fine.
Still alive, but is he working the same clip that you had thought a Superman would
work?
No, he's not.
Right.
And Henry Kaville can't buy a hit, can he?
Well, he just signed a deal with Amazon to do that Warhammer TV show.
So I think-
TV, you know?
Yeah.
TV money.
I know.
Believe me, I know all about TV money. I'd kill for TV money right now.
But he's getting Henry Cavill TV money, not –
You're true.
That's true.
Yeah, not true TV money or AMC midnight money.
DC Legends of Tomorrow?
It looked like he was in.
He played Superman in that.
He was in 76 episodes of that. Oh, you're not going to count the
Smallville guy as Superman? Well, he said, I think he meant movies,
yeah. Because I thought Tyler, who just wrapped up Superman and Lois, I thought he was a great
Superman. That was a TV show?
Yeah. That was a CW show. I thought he was a really, really good Superman.
He put the costume on. He put the costume on and he played Clark as a bumbling.
He went bumbling kind of sweet, sweet dad.
How do you think this guy will do?
What are you hoping for?
You're hoping for some combination of all four?
Bumbling, inept?
I need bumbling.
I need some bumbling ineptness.
But I'm going to imagine that she already knows he's Superman and stuff like that.
He's not doing an origin story, which is fine.
I'd rather see the origin of crypto than see the origin of Superman again.
You say you need bumbling.
You don't have enough bumbling in your day-to-day life.
I don't need to see it on the screen.
I feel like I'm surrounded by it, so why do I need to see it when I go to the movies
to escape the bumbling and the ineptness?
Yeah, but it's a bumbling that hides supreme skill and not a bumbling that just...
Maybe that's why.
Yeah.
Maybe they haven't revealed it yet.
The bumbling you're dealing with, this're dealing with this surface, like you scratch
it, there's still bumbling on your knees.
There's no S shirt.
Even more horrific bumbling.
Levels of bumbling.
I assume you're talking about Get'em.
Sure.
Super Get'em.
Get'em, I don't think you're a bumbler.
You think you're a bumbler?
He says yes.
Okay.
Self-admitted bumbler. You think you're a bumbler? He says yes. Okay.
Self-admitted bumbler?
All right.
Got some feedback on the Rupert episode.
Oh, okay.
Seems that the consensus is Rupert students are retarded.
Retarded is the word that came out.
Yeah. They don't know what's cool. Why are we even
listening to them?
Trevor Burrus Who's saying that though?
David Morgan Probably people our age.
Trevor Burrus Yeah, there you go. Yeah, wasn't it? Were
there any particular standout people were…
David Morgan No, not really.
Trevor Burrus They like the practical jokers. I think these
kids are a-o. The kids are all right.
David Morgan Yeah, they like the practical jokers. I think these kids are a-okay. The kids are all right. Yeah, they like the practical jokers.
They like sweat.
You're already gifted and talented, I thought, when they said that, right?
Yeah.
Initially, I thought they were sweat hogs, but then I heard that they thought IJ was
cool.
It's like, oh, I got to take that back.
This is the gifted and talented portion of the school.
I think so, yeah.
I think Ruben's doing a great job guiding these children into the future.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
What else do I get?
Have you guys noticed, has there been an uptick in people calling you gay?
Yes, as a matter of fact.
If I think about it, yes.
It's come back.
Isn't it?
It's come back so crazy that I'm like, I feel like'm 19 again. We're like half my life is being called gay
Right, you know what I mean? I got a number of texts that are like you're gay
yeah, and then you know surprising like it like the I
Got a text with one of the drones and then you know, like you have to zoom in and it's that black guy with the giant
Cox
You're good. Yeah, I gotta tell, man, it's making me feel young again, like being accused of gay so much.
All these movies, being accused of gayness.
Yeah.
It seems like everybody's having a gay old time.
Yeah.
How's it going up here at the office, Walt?
A lot of gay chatter.
I haven't been here.
You haven't been here?
No.
Oh, you haven't been here.
Oh, because you've been doing Patreon stuff.
No.
I probably, I'm going to be taking a – I'm not going to be at the office
as much in 2025.
Right, right.
Yeah, I'm going to only come in as a need basis.
So, in me and you, you're like, walk out here.
Get a boat, listen.
No, no.
That's not for any reason.
I'm just going to – yeah, I haven't been here so I don't know how it's been going.
You'd have to ask the man who's here, the man who never leaves.
Yeah.
How's it been going?
Coach himself. Pretty good he says.
Well, how could it not be?
Yeah, nobody's riding his balls.
Well, I'm surprised.
Riding his balls. Do you think I ride his balls?
Maybe sometimes. I wouldn't rule it out. I wouldn't be like, well, I ride his balls.
Unheard of.
Ask him. Do I ride your balls?
No.
How can I ride his balls? I don't ask him to do anything.
Oh, see, I was under the impression that you were asking him to do a lot of stuff when
he was here.
I gave up.
Oh, really?
I gave up asking because it doesn't get done, so I don't ask anywhere.
Huh.
That's what we're facing.
I know he's doing great.
Yeah.
I think he's already picked up.
How so?
I came in.
It's a little cleaner in here.
I notice he's straining up how so I came in it's a little cleaner in here. I noticed he's straightening up a little bit more
So that I gotta tell you I I did want to I
Got the
TSD OPPO game. Yes. What a great job. You did buddy. Like what it's fucking awesome
I'm gonna frame it like I'm getting my board framed.
Oh, okay, so you're framing the box.
No, no, I'm putting like the figures,
I'm gonna stick them to the board,
and I'm gonna get it framed.
Because you did a great job, man.
You kind of do the history of TSD as you go along,
like it was just like really well done.
Oh, thank you, yeah.
We, you know, he did help with that, but it was, it took a long time to get it done.
You know, that was not an easy project.
I knew it would be.
That's why I didn't want to do it.
Yeah.
I was like, this is going to fucking take forever to get, oh, there's too many moving
parts on Monopoly board.
Sure.
There's too many things to address.
Right.
And that's why I was like, fuck, I don't feel like doing it.
But finally I was like, all right, I'll do it.
I paid off, man.
I think it's great.
Peter Van Doren They are shipping now to the 40 and up tier.
And if you haven't gotten yours, that means probably you're due in January or February.
So sit tight.
No need to –
Trevor Burrus Worth the wait.
Peter Van Doren No need to –
Trevor Burrus No need to –
Peter Van Doren No need to worry because if you haven't gotten it yet, I was sending out 40s today,
so it most likely means you're due in the next month or in February.
Worth the wait.
Well worth the wait.
Yeah.
I mean it's a full-on Monopoly game.
Yeah.
It's a good play.
Oh yeah.
There's no – Yeah. There full on Monopoly game. Yeah. It's a good play. Oh yeah, there's no, there was no cut in corners.
Yeah, I was really impressed man, so thank you for doing that and giving me someone to
hang on my wall.
We have, Q and I, as you know Walt, Q and I did a Space Monkeys last week and we answer
people's problems and there was somebody who had a problem that we didn't get to address.
And maybe better that Walt's here for this
Because it's an aunt who wants to go to the Q West Comedy Festival. Mm-hmm
but his fiancee
Is saying that they have to save for a wedding no go
What's he to do? I
mean If it wasn't selling as well as it's selling, I'd be like, tell her that you're
a man at stand up, but given that there's only a few tickets left, I would say, you
know, maybe next year, buddy.
Next year, huh?
Yeah.
You're not even going to encourage them to fight back on this.
Well, she's probably right.
I think she's probably right.
She's probably right. I think she's probably right. She's probably right. I want you there and it would be great whoever you are to have you there.
I'll put it this way, it's going to kill him.
Really?
Yeah.
Then come.
He could sell off his hair.
I don't want to say who it is.
We know him personally?
Yeah, he could sell off some hair.
Wait, it's Jimmy the Hair Guy?
I'm not saying that.
Jimmy the Hair Guy is not allowed to go?
He's not allowed to go, yeah.
Oh, that's rough.
He just got engaged and he's already getting told what to do.
That's rough. That's rough. Somebody needs to step in and tell him what his priorities are because
he doesn't know. He really doesn't know. He needs a wife, right? He needs a wife. He needs a wife, right? He doesn't need someone to manage him because yeah not he would
He'd be a qs
Yeah
Well, it's to be the hair guy. I mean, what is she? What is she upset about? Is it the price?
I don't think she's upset. I think it's just overall the expensive because they go everywhere. They go everywhere
I mean, and this is the thing he can't do. Yep
This is it you look at their Instagram and they are everywhere getting signed stuff and taking pictures of
people and going to cons.
I'm going to have to talk to him offline about this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
How come?
Well.
How come you have to do it offline?
Because if it comes down to like, all right, don't worry, just come down, bud.
Don't worry about buying a ticket or something like that.
Or you're just going to stay and get that. Or you're not staying with me.
I was going to say, because I heard the hotel rooms are absolutely outrageous at Key West.
I found tickets for, I found the room for 300 bucks a night at some places.
So I don't know what else.
Some places.
You think it'll be, there'll be any rooms to be had?
When is it, what's the date?
Oh yeah, 200 people, 200 and change people. Yeah, Key West can handle that. be any rooms to be had? Yeah.
200 people, 200 and change people.
Yeah.
Key West can handle that.
No problem.
Yeah.
There's tons of hotels down there.
Okay.
I heard, I heard, I was here in a thousand dollars a night.
Get out of here.
Some, I mean, there are certainly higher end hotels that, that charge that, but
there's also probably like two bedrooms in that you just split it with someone
or some shit like that. There's some low probably like two bedrooms in there. You just split it with some of this and shit like that.
There's some low rent hotels out on Key West.
It's actually mostly low rent hotels, but there are no, there's like.
Yeah. There aren't a lot of chains there.
Yeah.
Except in Newtown, there's some chains, but in old town there really aren't.
Yeah. There's plenty. I mean, there's a double tree that's like 300 bucks a night.
It's I don't know. Hey, maybe she's right. Maybe he can't go then. Well, you got to figure the flights,
the housing, the food. It's not cheap. Even if you give them a ticket. Yeah, it's not cheap.
Yeah, it's not cheap for sure. But hey, man. What do you want me to do? Not throw it?
There's nothing I can do about that. Don't come if you think it's too expensive.
I totally am on board, but the more the merrier.
What else we got here?
People accusing me of being a Karen.
I said that on my birthday, Walt, I didn't really do much.
Went out to breakfast, then went home, kind of hung around watching Cop Cam videos and
Karen compilations and stuff like that. Somebody somebody said that I was like an OG Karen.
You are an OG Karen.
Saying that I am, yeah.
Which I disagree with.
They cited me going after Sonic.
You have a history of battling with incompetence.
Store keeps.
Yeah, incompetent store keeps.
So you know, maybe that's what they're referring to. Could be. Could be. But I feel like if you're like the shit that I watch like with these
care and it's like, they're so off the mark in terms of being right about something. Like
if I go into a store and something's wrong, you know, I go into a fast food place and
something's wrong, or like I'm at a restaurant, something's wrong, I don't get infuriated.
I don't flip out.
Did you write like a death note and hand it to someone one time or am I making that up?
No, I think that might be. I don't know. I don't think so. Oh, no, no. It wasn't a death
note, but it was a note at Friday's. Yeah. Because it's like, and in that situation,
it's like it was a whole bunch of us we went in. It was like maybe eight people, 10 people.
We go in and there's no service and the food's taking forever. And the manager comes out and starts yelling at us acting like,
is it because we're like, what's the deal?
And he's like, well, I sent my cook home.
And I was like, well, how the fuck is that our fault?
What does it got to do with me?
Yeah.
Just tell us then if you told us that you sent the cook home and now you're going
to attempt to cook for eight to 10 people by yourself, you probably wouldn't have stayed.
Of course.
So that's not a Karen situation.
That's not a Karen situation.
Sonic, fucking out my order.
Almost every single time.
The one day where I really flipped out, got mad and kicked the door, that was when it
was snowing.
It was like a blizzard out.
Went and got the food.
Went all the way back to the house.
Can you get the Karen pass depending on the weather.
If the weather's bad.
No, this is well into my dealings with Sonic.
I won't even blame the weather, but it made it extra annoying to have to drive all the
way fucking back, get the right stuff, because I'm talking like nothing's right.
Yeah, I understand.
How many times did this happen where nothing was right?
I would say-
At this point, when you- When I got mad and kicked the door. How many times did this happen where nothing was right? I would say- At this point, when you-
When I got mad and kicked the door.
How many times?
Maybe 10.
Okay, and you wouldn't think this before you drive home to check it before you leave?
No, that's my fault.
You're right.
Yeah.
But then when I get home and I'm like, God fucking damn it.
Like, I'm mad at myself, but I'm madder at them.
Why don't you punch yourself in the face and I'll go kick that defenseless door?
I'm defenseless.
I'm too tough to beat myself up.
Are you kidding me?
I don't want to start with myself.
Defenseless door.
I was so fucking mad.
But that was also pre-medication.
I haven't gotten mad in a long time.
Yeah.
That's true too.
Credit where credit's due, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You've been chill.
I feel like maybe I've been in a mental state.
I feel like I've been in a mental state.
I feel like I've been in a mental state.
I feel like I've been in a mental state. I feel like I've been in a mental state. I feel like I've been in a mental state. I feel like I've been in a mental state. I feel like I've been in a long time. Yeah, yeah, that's true too.
Credit where credit's due, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You've been chill.
I feel like maybe I've been in some Karen type situations,
but to say I'm a Karen, I don't know.
I don't think that's accurate.
I don't think it's accurate either.
No, I'm very polite to people.
And who's gonna argue with us about it?
Yeah, who?
You get them, you don't have a mic.
You're gonna fucking start arguing about this now.
How's that water bottle working out for you?
Water bottle's working out all right.
Yeah?
Yeah, I did tell Get-Em though I missed my goal yesterday.
Because I got to drink four of these things.
It's a lot.
We'll attest to it.
Yeah, it's a lot.
Does that AI, does it start nagging you when you don't, is it like-
It'll send me a message on my phone.
It's like time to hydrate that kind of thing.
Uh, but, but at the end, if I don't, if I didn't, I
weighed like 83% of the water that I was supposed to
drink, uh, it didn't like chastise me or put me down.
I think that's what you need.
I think you need like negative
reinforcement.
Personnels you could load onto it.
And one of them is just like a real caustic
fucking bitter mother, like just like, yo, dickhead,
you going to drink this water?
Yeah. You know why you're so fat, right? Wait, what does that have to, yo, dickhead, you're going to drink this water.
Yeah. You know why you're so fat, right?
Wait, what does that have to do with water?
Fatty, you want to drink some water?
How would the water consumption help with the weight?
It wouldn't, but they just put me down regardless.
Yeah.
It's like you're gay.
Drink water.
Yeah.
2024 version of the water bottle.
I had a doctor tell me just eat, like, if you don't feel you can drink that much water,
eat some crackers during the day and you'll.
Oh, and then you'll be thirsty.
And you'll damn straight, you'll need some water.
I was like, how the fuck is that going to hydrate me?
But yeah, that makes sense.
Eat some crackers.
I told her the same thing.
I was like, I can't drink as much water as you're telling me to do.
This is an impossible task.
She goes, it's not impossible.
She said, start eating crackers. I'm like, I don't like crackers,
I said. She's like, you're just making excuses. I was like, no, it's true. I don't like
crackers. I haven't had a cracker since I was five, I said.
Right.
Whenever you go to the hospital, you must be case of the week every time.
No. I think there's crackheads and shit that fucking put me to shame in terms of like their
arms are cut off and shit or something really out there other than this guy just has been
drinking up to water.
Trevor Burrus The cracker says he likes crackers.
Matthew Feeney-Spanish I don't think – call the journal.
We got a new case.
Trevor Burrus This is scholarly, this shit.
Matthew Feeney-Spanish Yeah.
But that's what they said.
Eat crackers and that will solve your not wanting to drink water because you'll be
like, man, I'm fucking parched from all that, all the cracker consumption.
The sleeve of crackers a day now to keep up with my water consumption.
Probably not.
I would think maybe one or two crackers.
I can't imagine you can, if you eat two crackers that you don't need
to flush it down with something.
Imagine if you eat two crackers that you don't need to flush it down with something. Most people I don't think can eat two without having to have something to wash it down with.
Don't do a Cheez-Its or something like that.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, you got to do like...
Like a regular old Saltine.
That's fucking cracker, bro.
Maybe even unsalted.
Oh.
Gross.
Terrible.
All right, I'll give it a try. Have you heard about these women who are getting tattoos of the CEO killer?
No, I haven't.
That's pretty wacky.
That's very fast and very wacky because you hear about women especially who will get
tattoos of like serial killers, that type of thing. But to get a tattoo of a murderer and they get the
like the deny whatever he wrote on the bullets.
Delay deposed.
Delay deposed, deny deposed.
Now, do you think it has to do with him because he was so handsome? Because I didn't see
any gals getting that that schlub that fucking took a shot at Trump. I don't see anybody
getting a tattoo of him.
Thomas Crook? How many tattoos do you see of Thomas Crook?
Walt, I was thinking the same fucking thing.
I didn't see any, he had his picks with his shirt off.
Well, he didn't succeed.
That's true too.
Not only is he ugly, he's a loser.
I think you're right, if he had hit this target,
I think there'd be a hell of a lot more tattoos.
You would see tattoos of that guy.
Mutant looking dude.
Yeah. I was in Manhattan yesterday and people were writing on chalk on the sidewalk and it was like, what's the guy's name?
Luigi.
Luigi Mangione.
What is that? One would be like, it would say free Luigi and then a line for you to
put a mark on it and a lot of people were like, more people are like free Luigi.
And then there was another one that was just drawn in chalk on the sidewalk. And it was like an Italian marks and somebody wrote, was he justified?
And that was a little bit more balanced, but I was still a little bit like,
there's a lot of people just saying that this guy's justified shooting a man in the
back, shooting him in the back because, well, I guess it's weird.
Like the, the Luigi guy, it seems that his family was into nursing homes.
So I guess that could be.
Oh, there it is.
Good find.
Oh, there it is.
Yeah.
I just found it.
Uh, he had some back problems that I guess he was denied, uh, care for.
It really, I was convinced that it was some sort of professional hitman at first.
Boy, did that come crumbling down when you find out it was just some Karenette fucking
sorry.
Probably –
Come on now.
Donald Su, who fucking called on him.
Who found him?
Right?
I mean, all because he had to fucking go in and get a fucking Big Mac.
He couldn't fucking – he couldn't like make sure
he didn't keep his hoodie up and his mask on
or put some sunglasses on.
Anything. Anything.
Anything to hide his identity.
All he could do was hide his eyes.
That was the only thing anybody knew
what his eyes looked like.
That was basically it.
Yeah, he had like the tell, the holy shit,
the telltale eyebrows.
Like look at that, now that's a guy that got the tattoo.
It's huge.
It's fucking crazy.
It takes up his whole thigh and this is not a small dude.
That's nuts.
But women have, there are women who are prone
to falling for bad boys and men in prison though.
Right, oh yeah.
And wanting to rehabilitate them and fix them.
There is television shows.
The ultimate fix.
Yeah, that.
But that's not what this is.
They're celebrating.
I think there's some women
who definitely would want to marry him, though.
No, I know that, but they're not,
but I don't think that they're,
I think they're celebrating, like, not rehab him.
Yeah, some are celebrating his.
They're saying, like, this is a motherfucker
who took a stand and stuff like that,
which is like, you know, I don't know if, I don't know if shooting a guy in the back is the fucking way to go
but yeah that's pretty crazy.
Yeah they're huge takes up this lady's whole calf.
What is that?
That's a fucking meaty calf.
What does this girl look like?
Yeah what's underneath it?
It looks like a Mario Brothers thing.
Maybe the original Luigi.
What a crazy thing.
Yeah.
Now there's the debate.
There are people who are like, good, fuck them.
Then there are other people that are like, it's not going to change anything, which
is true.
The only thing it's going to change is CEOs will have more security now probably.
The – and the whole thing that maybe I was like this is like something out of a comic
book story or a movie was like – remember that they found the backpack and it had monopoly
money in it?
And I was just like, fuck man, I've lost one bit of it.
It had TSD monopoly money in it.
But then I realized I was like it can't be – because I haven't shipped any out yet.
Imagine that.
He's on the hundred-dollar level.
But the monopoly money thing just screamed like somebody who's got all his bases covered.
You don't do that kind of shit unless you're like, you ain't catching me and I'm just
going to make this a game and have you try to figure it out.
I'm going to be the next Zodiac or something and you're never going to catch me and then
fucking two days later.
I would have been fucking a Big Mac and fries and now I got caught.
Yeah.
Then I heard that that McDonald's worker may not even get the money.
It was like a $60,000 reward.
Did you read that?
And that goes right back to why people are shooting people.
Anything to fuck them out of their money.
Anything to fuck them out of their money and that's why people get so fucking frustrated
with the system.
You can't fucking put out there that there's a reward and then pull it out from under people.
But there will be some other person though that falls for it though and is like – they
do anything in their power not to give you out that reward if you look back at times.
They're looking for any small detail to deny you the reward money.
Yeah. There are like three reasons in this article I read that they weren't going to
like it.
It's like leading to the arrest and conviction of – and then there was something else where
it was – there was some other caveat.
I can't remember what the other one was but it was – yeah, it looked like it could
take up to five to seven years to get the money and all this other shit.
The person may lose their job though because McDonald's isn't supposed to be –
It's not supposed to be turning people in for that kind of shit.
I mean if you're McDonald's, how are you like, well you broke a rule.
That's privacy.
Like you caught a murderer.
Why are you getting fired?
Yeah, that's crazy.
Did you guys talk about drones yet?
We talked a little bit about it, but we wanted to wait for you.
Really?
Because I got some drone – I got some weird footage from my house last night.
I do not have footage, but Mary Beth said that whenever she takes Norm out, because
he goes out at like four in the morning, she's like, there's drones up there.
All right.
There's so many people saying this that at this point, I think it's got to be – it's
just got to be people with drones sending them up to look for the drones.
Like,
you want to look, this is from my driveway.
Does this end with me being gay?
Because that's superimposed the Photoshop, the cock in your mouth.
I could have just sent you that.
Right.
That's from my driveway at seven 30 last night.
Those are pretty high up, no?
Very high up.
See their planes.
Oh, that's not a plane.
That last maneuver is the one that's like, Oh, it's not even, that's halfway
over where they'd suddenly, it's a minute.
It's a, it's a minute video.
Yeah.
From my, I could have sat there even longer, but I was like, you know, that's
shit to do.
It's pretty nuts.
Like the way that they just quickly accelerate into a circle.
Huh.
Well, I saw that yesterday, Joe Biden, the Biden administration
finally said, okay, there's drones.
I mean, there's definitely something that everyone has known for a week.
I mean, that's something that the, uh, no, I haven't seen it.
The, uh, something that the NSA has denied.
It said it, they went out of their way to say it was mass hysteria.
I mean, there's definitely an element, I think, of a mass thing going on because I do think
that causes people to get their drones in the air and then someone else sees that drone
and they're like, get to the fucking drone.
Right.
Yeah, but that was the other thing they were saying.
It's like it's hobbyists and oh my God.
I think those look like spotlights.
Yeah, I was seeing this last night too up in the clouds.
But why are there fucking so many spotlights up?
What are they looking for?
Yep, that's the exact same thing I was seeing last night in the clouds.
Wow.
Wild though because it's not something you normally see when you step outside.
No, not at all.
Yeah.
This was my point to Brian was like, isn't it a bummer that like even 10 years ago, that
would have been aliens?
You know what I mean?
Like, everybody would have been like, there's aliens in the sky, and it would have been
a cooler story.
Now it's like, there's drones, like we can now explain the lights in the sky.
Oh, okay.
So you think you're totally writing off drones.
I mean, aliens as the culprit here.
I mean, I would like-
100% Q is on board.
It is not aliens.
Yeah.
I think it's some fucking dude in his yard with a DJI map of two.
No way.
It's not just a dude.
Did you see what they look like?
They look like little helicopters.
Yeah.
This isn't one dude.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
I am not discounting that there are mysterious drones that we don't know what they are, but
I think a lot of what people are seeing now are people sending up their drones.
To look for them.
But what the fuck do I know?
I don't know anything.
Did you see the mysterious floating orb too Walt? Yeah.
I heard that was Venus though.
Just Venus?
I heard that was the, like, that was explained away already.
It says it's hard to tell what this is because of quality, but it could be a planet, a star,
or even the engine of an aircraft.
As with many of the sightings, it's difficult to tell because of the quality of the video.
Did you see the orb, Q?
I did not see an orb yet.
That's the orb and it's very like when you see the video of it, that's just a still
shot.
When you see the video of it, it's like shimmery and it looks like it's spinning.
Yeah, but I heard that was-
It looks like land of the lost type shit.
I heard that was a planet though, that it's just magnified super high magnified.
Oh yeah.
That it's a planet.
So they're saying it could be a planet.
A lot of people are saying like some of them are planes.
The triangle of lights in the sky, they're saying it's a commercial aircraft.
If you see a triangle.
Well, you got to figure that Newark airport traffic goes right over your – both your
guys' houses, right?
Newark, LaGuardia and JFK.
Yeah.
There's a lot of traffic.
Now, you've seen the footage of the most common drone that people are pointing to.
It has red and green lights.
You've seen it, right?
I've seen that, yeah.
Okay.
That looks exactly a few years ago on TSD.
I talked about it.
I saw those things flying above my house years ago.
And I wonder if they've just been up there for God knows how long and now all of a sudden
people have just been like, hey.
What's going on?
Yeah.
But I recall seeing the same exact thing a long time ago when my kids were little.
Before there were even drones going on?
Before there were, before anybody called it drones.
I remember I talked about it on TSD and I had Declan get the footage off my phone.
So do you feel that there's a chance it's aliens?
No.
No?
Not at all.
I think it's the government and they're doing something.
We've heard reports of conspiracy theories that there's nuclear.
I know one of my neighbors went out and bought a Geiger counter.
Really?
I was like, oh my God, why am I in this conversation? That's like a get a move.
But who knows if it might be, you may need it though.
You may need it, but I do think if there's a fucking radioactive situation, it's not
going to be my fucking goofy neighbor picking it up first with his small board.
How much does a Geiger counter cost?
I think they're like, I'm sure he got whatever Amazon's selling this week.
What do you do with it?
You open it up, what's the first thing you do?
I don't know.
If the needle goes instantly to like, brrr, there's radiation. I don't know thing you do? I don't know. If the needle goes like instantly to like, brrr, like there's radiation, I don't know
what you do.
I don't know.
Well, you were the first one, Walt, that I heard propose that theory.
That they're looking for a dirty bomb that got smuggled into a port in New Jersey.
Yeah.
I heard that early on.
I didn't make it.
I just read it online and somebody said that there was a dirty bomb that got through and now they're trying to find it and those drones could detect
it through rooftops. There's nowhere you could hide from it if you have it in your
possession. It's got so much radiation on it, I guess.
Right. Well, then I read that there's a whole bunch of townships now that are like,
you can't fly drones in our airspace anymore.
I didn't hear that.
I don't know how they passed that that quick though because –
They had a whole list of them.
Poor hobby enthusiasts now cannot – I have a drone.
My drone is like fucking 10 years old at this point.
I wonder if it still flies.
Why haven't you taken your drone out and tried to like take down a drone? Uh, because that's what I think everybody else is doing.
So it's like, I would just be adding to the problem.
Like, but if you, if you were, I know maybe you haven't seen one yet, but if
you see one, you should charge up your drone at the ready so you can get it up
there to knock the other one down.
It's this big.
What's it going to knock down?
You don't think it has to be the balls?
And I think the pilot doesn't know what he's fucking doing either.
I think it might be the dog and the pilot rather than the drone.
It sounds like you don't want to fucking get...
I don't disagree.
It's cold out there, man.
On that side.
Trying to take down...
And by the way, if it is the government looking for fucking nuclear...
Nuclear explosions like trying to prevent shit, and
I'm up there being like, not on my watch.
I do bring it down.
And then there's a dirty bomb on Staten Island that could have been found if I wasn't dicking
around.
All right.
I'm good.
Impractical joker dooms thousands.
Impractical douchebag. Just a picture of me holding a drone thing like – there are people who have tattoos
of me out there that would start crossing them off and shit like that.
I disagree.
I think that's the only way we're going to find out the truth is by some citizen getting one and then getting it out there
to the hobbyist and the people who know anything and then they can fucking figure out once
you have one in your possession that you can take apart and figure out if it's alien or
not.
Well, let me ask you something.
Let's say I did that and I brought down one of these
mysterious drones. Like, and we now know what, like I drag it in here, get him, looks at
it. He knows what it is.
I did not think that you would first person you bring it to would be get him.
You got a genius on hand. What are you going to do? But like, what is it? What is the answer
that you go, Oh, that was a waste of time.
What is a shrug?
Where it's like, if they were just like, yeah, it was just a weather, it was just like the
weather service had a drone out.
I don't think it's going to be an answer that you can shrug off.
Even if it's just like a, it says weather service on the side.
Oh, so you didn't actually get one of the culprits.
You just got a random defenseless drone?
It's like his neighbor he got.
Yeah, like one of the shrugs because it's most likely going to be shrugs.
That could happen.
I mean, well then you got to send it back up again.
Well, my drone doesn't get destroyed.
Oh, okay.
You're...
I only got one shot at this, man.
Oh, okay.
You can't afford another drone?
No, I'm going to go with my life and time. this man okay wait you can't afford another job you can get one of the nice
high-powered one maybe not one that's so yeah ten years old and doesn't have any
beef to it maybe get one a little bit beefy that can take a dog fight up there
The fate of the world isn't important enough. The fate of the world rests on Brian Michael Quinn.
The world is fucked.
Yeah, those days are over.
And you could always cry that your drone was a defenseless one.
You know, if you, let's say you're worried about getting in trouble because I think that's
what's really at the bottom of this. that's what's really no it's completely
Apathy a hundred percent at the bottom of this
I think you're worried that you're the government may come and what take half the things I have they fucking already
Take the other half. Maybe take your freedom. Yeah
But get him if I bought you one of those drones.
He has a drone.
You have a drone?
Do you send it up?
No.
If he's not sending it up, how does anybody expect me to be crazy enough to send it up?
He basically has a vagina because he's so terrified.
He's so terrified to put it up there now.
Why?
He doesn't even pay taxes.
What are the government going to do to him?
He is so terrified to put his drone up in the sky and try to take on one of these fucking
Dark drones and I told him I was like let's get up there and fucking knock one of these motherfuckers out
All right, let's show them that Americans ain't gonna stand for this shit
You don't fuck with Airport Plaza
He's like no, nope nope nope nope nope
No way, he's not doing it
Shit man You don't think Trump will pardon you, bud?
Yeah, he's calling for him to be shot out of the sky.
The FAA administration has temporarily banned drone operations of parts of New Jersey until
mid-January and warned that the government may respond with deadly force against drones
that pose a threat.
Oh, you mean the same government that two days ago was like, yeah, they're not going
to need this.
Oh, wait a second. He's bringing in his drone. Maybe this is why he's not going to go. Oh, you mean the same government that two days ago was like, yeah, they're not, they're not going to need this. Oh, wait a second. He's bringing in his drone.
Maybe this is why he's not going to need this.
Oh yeah, that's like.
This weighs fucking three ounces.
That's one of the smallest drones I've ever seen.
That's a cum shot of a drone right there.
That's the best way to put it.
Look at it.
By the way, an amazing toy that when I was a kid, I would have been like, this
is the most fucking amazing thing ever.
Oh yeah.
But, and certainly would have been telling my friends that they're gay via drone.
What's this retail for?
Yeah, why on earth can't you buy one of those big beefy ones with some weight to it?
Spent money on my laptop.
Yeah, now he's on his laptop instead of sussing out drones.
This couldn't knock a pine cone off a fucking tree limb.
It is small. It's so ineffective.
What do you use it for?
What have you used it for?
Just bought it.
Just bought it for the hell of it?
Yeah.
Were you hovering over Walt's house?
Hovered around here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
In the store.
Jersey City, Bayonne, Elizabeth, Harris and Kearney, Edison, Bridgewater, Cedar Grove,
Hamilton, North and South, Bruns Kearney, Edison, Bridgewater,
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Are the towns you can't fly drones in?
Of all the towns that have.
I didn't even know Camden had laws.
They're allowed to do that.
I'm surprised those haven't been shot out of the sky already just for the hell of it.
But not, not our neck of the woods and certainly not Staten Island.
No, don't say that.
There's no reason that we can't get ourselves like a big fucking ballsy drone and-
TSD on the side, like right on the tail.
And start sheriffing-
TSD news.
Yeah.
The skies.
You're not flying over fucking my house.
Yeah. You've been bothering us not flying over fucking my house.
Yeah.
You've been bothering us for a month now.
November 18th was the first time spotting.
Couldn't you bring like a firecracker up there, like an M80 and then drop it on the
floor.
How do you light it?
With a little button.
You button and then there's like a little ignition, a little spark that lights.
You don't know how to do that?
And then drop it on a moving target that I can't see from a moving target I can't see.
He goes down there and rattles into their fucking living room.
Boom.
Practical douchebag strikes.
I was only trying to help.
Did you guys see that Superman drone?
Deflect, deny, depose, whatever the fuck.
Yeah.
Denied, delayed, deposed.
Wow.
Maybe you could bring up maybe four drones and have one giant net. Yeah, denied, delayed, deposed. Wow. Maybe you could bring up maybe four drones
and have one giant net that you just try to corral on,
like a big crab.
Okay, well how about this?
What if, like you know those party streamers
that pop out and they send the paper of streamers?
What about like one of those into the fans of the drone,
gum it up and then the drone
goes down.
Now there's no fireworks involved.
Right.
But then there's a trail of your streamers though.
Well, what am I – once I have the drone though, aren't I claiming it and publicizing
it?
No, no, no.
You have to go on 4chan or something.
I don't even know.
I wouldn't even know how to get on 4chan.
You got to go somewhere where you're not going to get caught.
But then why am I doing all this? To find out what the fuck's going on. You've got to go somewhere where you're not going to get caught. But then why am I doing all this?
To find out what the fuck's going on.
You could tell us.
I don't care.
Yeah, I don't care what's going on.
As soon as it begins to affect you, you will care though.
But how's it going to affect me?
That remains to be seen, but at some point.
Yeah, like when drones start dropping down, taking his riches and shit.
Yeah.
It is a government drone.
When the government hijacks a cable stations to only play 24 seven government
propaganda and they can't play IJ anymore, then you're going to be like, oh fuck,
I should have got my drones up there.
Yeah, maybe.
But I don't get paid when they rerun it, so it don't fucking matter to me.
They can memory hold the whole fucking series the second I'm done. It won't affect me at
all.
But they're not making new episodes because now no one's allowed to broadcast anything
but government propaganda.
Yeah. Well, or I.J. just works for the government now. It's like all government-sponsored.
Now I'm interested. Jokes and shit.
It sounds like we have a lot of drone-based material.
It's you and Murr as seldom as a punishment and a drone just hovering right near you guys.
The Gatto 2000 we'll call it.
I'm in. I would sell out in a heartbeat if the government wanted to hire me as a mouthpiece for their
drone program.
Yeah.
To win the public over that drones are not to be feared.
Hey, it's me, Q from IJ.
Hey, what's up everybody?
A lot of people have been talking bad about drones.
Let's rap about drones everybody.
Look at this cute little guy. I hate this little guy. He can't hurt anybody. I've been talking bad about drones Drones
Yeah, Russia there are friends too
Oh, that'd be great. I'd be down if they paid well.
I'd totally do it.
You're taking everybody's money, no matter what the cause.
I don't give a fuck.
Give it to me.
Oh, man.
I went to – do you guys remember – I wanted to ask you because –
Can you hold that thought for one second?
Yeah, of course.
Let me read this real fast.
Yeah.
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Tellem Steve Dave.
All right, Q.
All right, so I've been trying to get a model train set, which has always been headed
towards this, me alone in basement, putting together model trains.
And I was driving through Jersey the other day and I just put in like model train shops.
So I have to get a piece. I can't fucking find it anywhere. And I came to a store called
the Hobby Shop.
Yeah. That's how I used to work there.
You brought me there once? Because the second I walked in, I was like, I fucking know this
place. Like I knew it. I knew the layout. Is it in Aber lab yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't think I ever brought you there though
But you so work there yeah for two days. Oh, how'd it go what happened?
There they were kind of grouchy to me, so I left well guess what?
Dude I went in and you walk into the store and they have a huge train set up
Yeah, it's it's like legend fabulous. Yeah, it's behind glass can't touch it
But it is and I was just iconic
Iconic great and I walked in and I was like, oh fuck
I found the right place and I go down an aisle and this train tracks and some trains
but that was it and I needed a transformer for it and
So I went up to the guy at the counter and I needed a transformer for it.
I went up to the guy at the counter and I'm like, hey, I need this transformer for the
thing.
He looked at me like I was an idiot.
I'm like, the thing that powers electricity to get the train.
He's like, yeah, we don't sell them.
I'm like, oh, you don't sell the transformers.
I go, I thought every track needed them.
He's like, kids don't play with trains anymore. So we don't sell them and I was like
Well, you I was like you have tracks and trains. He's like now we don't sell them and that was it
Like there was no like he was just like Kurt like I'm an asshole for coming into the hobby shop
That has a giant train track there and asking about
That blows my mind though that
Not that kids don't play with trains.
I mean, obviously not because a man of your age is going into that kids, but that shocks
me that they wouldn't dismantle their train then.
If they're not going to sell it, why waste all that floor space then?
But fucking mind blowing to me.
He said that all they sell then is RC cars.
He goes, they still have one small aisle that has like fake trees to put on the train set
But it's all RC cars now. What'd you do?
I've yet to run a train around the fucking circle cuz I can't find this stuff
Amazon doesn't Amazon. They're all like we'll ship it to you in January
This place the train doctor minutes away. This place?
The train doctor.
I'm going to the train doctor today, man.
Is he going to sell me fucking a track?
No, it looks like this is the... You don't call yourself the train doctor if you don't
have the goods.
Yeah, the goods, right?
All right, so you worked there and they were mean to you, but I knew I was there before
and I knew it was related to you guys.
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know what the circumstances would have been that we would have stopped there.
Maybe it was the old view of skew days when I was like, maybe I got sent to that to pick
up something.
Yeah.
But it was like a moment of like, whoa, I've been here before and stuff like that.
Now, do you have a setup in mind?
Do you have a layout in mind or are you just starting and building from there?
That's a great question.
And I'm glad you asked, Brian.
I am slow. I'm not doing what
I always do which is showing inkling of excitement into something and then just purchase everything
you need to do it and then play with it for a week and then not do it. I'm like, I have
some trains ready, I got a great FDNY train, I got that Lex Luthor car. I'm like, just
get the track and the transformer. You can't fucking find these things anywhere. Finally
got the transformer on Amazon.
How much did it go for?
It was like a hundred bucks just for the electric thing plus $40 shipping, which I believe is
fucking annoying to pay. And then the tracks, they're like, we won't even ship them out
until January. I want those tracks.
There's a certain type of tracks that you – do you need top of the line tracks or
you just need just serviceable?
Well, see that Lex Luthor car, the Lex Corp with the Kryptonite, which I've talked about
before with you.
Like it runs on a new system that Lionel made that the center track is powered.
So to make that go, I need the Lionel tracks.
Okay.
And I'm having a real hard time getting them.
Are they –
A real hard time getting them are they
Are they something that was?
Released a long time ago, or are they something that is that is manufactured today? It should be yeah should be it shouldn't be this hard to find them. I guess it's around Christmas
Yeah, yeah type thing, but I'm really you know
All I want to do is fucking put it down and make it go in a circle
I had a buddy who made me and it'll fit on these tracks, the train from Back to the Future 3 that pushes the DeLorean and he made the DeLorean and
put train things on the bottom for me too. So I want to get that running around the track.
Now, when you say you're going to be in a basement doing it by yourself, you're the
person in your life, that's something that you guys can do as a couple? No?
That's not happening.
Not if I want to keep it going.
How come though?
Because it's a very –
I'm not sharing everything about myself.
It's not happening.
Because it's a very – that's a hobby that – I've yet to meet a gal who isn't
like blown away when it's set up and it looks beautiful
and it looks like the lights, the warm lights and the mountains and the trees with snow
on them and it just takes your breath away. This goes beyond sex, both sexes or all sexes.
I don't know if there's not two. They seem to be just as like taking
it back when they see it. They're like, wow, this is so magical.
Yeah. Well, maybe if I ever reach that level of skill and, and like, isn't it just about
setting it up? Well, I think what you're talking about is like when you do the mountains and
the rivers, I'm not doing that. Like I'm literally, that's what I'm saying. I'm taking this one
small little step at a time, you know, um, which is also good advice for relationship
by the way, like one tiny little small step at a time.
Don't tell them about the trains right away.
Yeah. Yeah. She don't need to know about the trains. Yeah. I'm pretty excited by, by getting
into this, but I'm having a hard time entering into the
What town is that store?
Eaton Town.
Eaton Town.
Okay.
Wow, that's been there forever.
It's 20 minutes away, north or south?
Right up the parkway.
You got to go south.
You got to get off 117.
No, 105.
105.
Oh, all right.
All right. So it's just past Red Bank. Right, no, 105. 105. Yeah.
Oh, all right, all right.
So it's just past Red Bank.
Yeah.
Gotcha.
We're still pretty close.
You got to get on Route 35 south.
All right.
All right.
I forgot the mics are in front of us.
Everybody just had to listen to me talk about this.
I do apologize about that.
But any model train enthusiasts out there.
Oh, you're going to find plenty.
Yeah.
Like, you know, hit us up.
No, no, no, no, no, hit you up.
You know what, if somebody...
I'll tell you what, I'll have any questions.
How about this, if we can create a model train thing on Reddit and you pull out every meme
comment and it's just about people who are enjoying trains and enjoying each other.
I'll go, I want to go look at it and hear what people think.
But any negativity has got to go.
What would constitute negativity?
I mean I popped in the other day to look at what was going on with the QS Comedy Festival
and it was just a lot of negativity.
And I thought I was doing something nice and fun and it made me like feel really bad about
myself.
So I don't want to do it.
I'm too susceptible.
I'm a pussy.
It's fine.
It's totally fine.
I'm a pussy.
But now you're leaving it up to him to …
He's there all the time anyway.
But you're leaving it up to him to determine what's mean and what's not mean.
Yeah.
The error on the side of Brian's a pussy.
This is it. This is part of what I'm using him for now that Brian's a pussy. This is it.
This is part of what I'm using him for,
now that he's my problem.
Is this, I need to aim the police Reddit
so I don't get off.
Why don't you just create just an email,
like a train email that only talks about trains
and then you monitor and you answer what you want to answer
and you read what you want to read.
All right, yeah, fuck the Reddit idea, I'll do that. Yeah. And then, and then you
would have a shared password.
But what about the community of it all? Like, what about like, what if ants find out there's like 10 model train enthusiasts and they want to talk to each other?
Well, then after you got a nice setup, then you post on Reddit, like, hey, here's my setup, looking for advice or looking for pointers.
Okay.
All right.
But you gotta get your setup first.
Well, I'm trying really hard.
Do you think it's like stamps?
Walt, like we'd recently did a stamp segment on a Brian choice for Patreon.
It's just like that age group is sort of like, they're sort of aging out.
And there'll be a point where you're going to be able to get fucking sweet ass fucking setups as these people die off.
Children and grandchildren selling their stuff.
Yeah.
Their families are like, I do it all this shit because only Pop Pop did this.
You may be able to score some massive, beautiful setups.
All right.
I like this. As you fucking swoop in on the family business.
Yeah.
Like pennies on the dollar.
Your weakest moment.
But I'm helping them out.
You are helping them out.
That phone number that you just had from me is like 15 years out of date.
I haven't had that phone number in 15 years.
That's where I sent everything to.
All right, that explains why I'm not answering you, pal.
I don't know who has that.
Yeah, all right, just letting you know.
All right, all right, all right, get them.
Hold off on the Reddit thing.
Although, if anybody out there starts to train one, monitor it.
Thank you.
Now, but would you remove the negative comments?
Because that's a conflict of your interest.
If you want to give them the mic, I'd really love to get this answer.
Because you are loathe to remove any comments.
Because I'm part of the show, but if this is going to be something different, I would
have no problem moderating it.
How come it's different?
Isn't it still part of the show?
It's brought up on the show?
It is, but it's not.
Because it's train-related.
Because you're loosey-goosey what you're fucking –
Well, no, it's train related.
And the rules are being laid out in advance.
Yeah.
So he's just following the rules.
Yeah.
I have no problem –
Rules, but –
No mean.
I have no problem removing stuff on the Reddit if there's a consensus among the other moderators.
But if I'm the sole moderator, then I'm fucking gone.
Oh, you mean it's not on TSDcares?
It's on a different Reddit?
I would think it would be like TSDtrains.
Oh, okay.
Oh, a whole new one.
A whole new Reddit.
Yes, a new stuff.
Oh, that's a lot of pressure.
He was talking about being on TSDcares.
Would you then remove comments?
That would be tough then.
It's not tough.
It's your job.
No, this is what I'm talking about.
This is the kind of – this is why I've washed my hands of them if it's tst trains then it's it's different
But he okay, he's not gonna remove your what you he's not gonna do what you want to do
Okay, because he because he doesn't give a fuck. Okay, he's probably he probably has some experience that I don't have
So start tst train. He probably has no money unless you fucking give it to him either
Start TESD training. He probably has no money unless you fucking give it to him either
He probably doesn't have an income but yet he's willing to fuck it say fuck you. Yeah, fuck you giving me the figure
I'm not gonna remove. I'm not gonna do what you told me to do even though
You're my employer. Right didn't we start that reddit thread too. I thought we started that way back in the day.
Like so technically it's ours. So you won't do it inside the TESDCares.
That one thread where everybody knows the rule
is be nice and talk about trends.
I thought you were talking about starting up a separate
about trends.
No, I was talking about in that.
No, no, no, you know what he's talking about.
In TESDCares, a new topic thread.
And in that everybody knows that they can't say anything mean. And if they do, you're gonna go in there like they just a new topic thread. And in that, everybody knows that they can't say
anything mean.
And if they do, you're gonna go in there
like they just stop and fucking remove it.
It's just one topic thread.
Just one topic thread.
As long as we establish it like at the top of the thread,
there's a pin post, then yeah, I would have no problem.
Okay, there you go, see?
You gotta work within the man's morals.
All trains all the time, that's it for the TSD train.
Yeah, yeah, do that, get him. You all right with that? Okay. All right. Great. But wait,
wait until January. Let people build excitement for it. Okay. Great.
All the bubbling excitement about model train.
Model trainings.
Post.
Now will you wear a hat like Bobby Bacala on the Supremes?
Oh, I would fucking love to.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't want to get there.
I don't want to buy the hat until I've earned the hat.
Let me just get a circle on a table with trains going around and then I'll take the next step.
Gotcha.
I just want to get there first under a Christmas tree maybe.
You know what I mean?
Something like that.
Something like that.
So that's what I'm thinking Mm-hmm something like that Something like that
So that's what I'm thinking
But I guess that's it. I'm off to the train doctor boys. Yeah, you're gonna go. I'm gonna go right now. I'm gonna head out
All right. Yeah, I'm gonna go do it. Well, that's it then for us
Until another couple weeks. So everybody have a good Christmas Christmas. Happy New Year Kwanzaa good Hanukkah good everything
Festivus sure. Yeah, and we'll be back sometime in the train doctors gonna stick a finger in your caboose and ask you to cough fucking hope
One fucking inch of track I want to see if you're up to the task
He's been in business so long. I would be gives you a little interview and he's like, no, you're not conductive material.
I want something to transform.
You're not selling, you don't deserve one of my transforms.
Well, I'd be like, all right, well, can you work with me?
Can you help me become this person?
No, I can't.
You're just a weekend warrior.
That's the guy saying no.
I'm like, bro, you're not interested in anybody taking over when you're gone? You're just a weekend warrior. That's the guy saying no.
Bro, you're not interested in anybody taking over when you're gone?
I could be the new train doctor.
I'm the train doctor now.
All right, Eddie, you're so soft.
You don't want no mean comments about your train setup.
Get the fuck out of here.
He's already posting negativity on Reddit.
You weren't meant to fucking deal with miniature trains.
Get your soft fucking yellow pussy ass belly out of here.
Choo choo. Choo choo your ass out out of here. Choo choo.
Choo choo your ass out the fucking door.
And now this sounds like Madowan.
Who were you until last month? Go back to that.
You're gay.
Fuck.