Tell Em Steve-Dave - #627: Just Deal

Episode Date: February 24, 2025

Q gets weather shamed, Canadian troublemakers, Dank Demoss update, CBM days, Bry brings a quiz, Ye, censorship.

fucking 15 years in fuck it still can't fucking figure it out I don't even, that didn't even sound racist to me when I made it up. Where'd lithium be at? Tell him Steve, Dave. Hey, it's Brian. I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is that we are missing the first minute of the show or so due to a technical snafu. Yes, it can happen even after 15 years in the biz. And the good news, it was pretty boring shit. We were only talking about the weather, so you didn't really miss much.

So hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell them Steve Dave. Yeah, like every morning I get out there with Sage and I'm like, I cannot believe how fucking cold it is. And I'm like, but why? Why can't I believe it? You would think 50 something years. It's the middle of the fucking winter. What am I fucking stupid?

Yeah. It may be that we're crossing over that threshold where old people are always cold. You may have crossed over into that where you're always cold. It's hard to tell in this office. I'm trying to keep it warm for you because I know that you're always complaining about cold now. It's like a Dutch covenant here. I'm like, you know, he's going to come in, he's going to be bitching, it's cold, get

him, make sure the heat's cranked up to 90. It is only 72 degrees in here. 22% you know how he's going to be. It can't be my shawl. We need to tell him Steve Davis shawl. Yeah. Yeah. Grandma could put it around their spiny shoulders when she's frigid.

I have noticed at home, even though I keep it at six, what do you keep your house at? Cause I keep mine at 68. Uh, you know what? I'm not allowed to- Whatever your wife says is what you keep it at. I'm not allowed to even go touch it. So I don't even look at it for fear that I might touch it out of like, just like, then fuck it up.

Did you break the thermostat? No. Teddy? Yeah, I'm never – temperature really doesn't bother me. I'm never cognizant of it. Right. Well, you don't – it's really fucking weird because you don't mind the heat at all obviously with the fucking hoodies on in the middle of summer, but you don't mind the cold either. I don't like it when it's super cold, but I just deal.

It's part of the- Just deal. It's so fucking simple. Why can't I just deal? There were times in the summer he would go out and sit on the bench in front of the store to sit in the sun. It would just feel good to you. It's like a lizard on a rock.

Yeah. It's too cold in here and then you go out. You change the temperature then go out. But you don't like the variety of having, you know, living in a place where you can experience cold and warm summers or hot summers. It's nice to have that variety. That contrast.

Yeah, I think so. I like it until it gets below 50. Like 50, I can wear sweatshirts and shit and sweater weather. It's fall, it's nice, there's a crisp air. It seems lopsided. It's cold for like seven months out of the year and then it's kind of warm for two months and then you get a nice- And then you bitch the whole time.

It's like, why is it so fucking humid? Why is this office so fucking hot? Yeah. It's rarely though 50 is it feels like, like 50 degree days, either 50 to 59 are so rare during the year, like they're far few between. It's usually 70 to 90 and then under 40. That's what it feels like for the most part. I like that you can come here and get your weather fix. You don't have to worry about your friend's timing.

Thank you, man. It really is all I fucking talk about. It's getting dire, man. Did you say that on mic that someone told you they don't want to hear you talk about the weather number? Did you say it on mic? Yeah, my friends, yeah, I said it on mic. Okay. How did that make you feel? Are you self-conscious now about?

Yeah, a little bit. Weather shamed? A little bit. I was a little weather shamed, yeah. I was a little bit. But when she said it, I was like, oh, she's right. It's all I'm talking about. So I have to stop. And then of course, here we are talking about it. It's just like, I just feel like a rat in a cage. It's got to stop. It's got to stop.

Yeah. Every time you step outside, you're like, oh, I fucking need it. I've had enough, man. And then we go years and years without snow and suddenly it's snowing every other fucking day. Like, fuck you, snow. I know. Get out of here. Fuck it all. Just enough to make it slippery. And then it gets dirty and fucking black and I'm fucking done, man.

But it's all right. No, no. Walt's right. We got a deal. Let's deal. We got a deal for another month and a week. Yeah. I don't want to fucking look.

I love March. I was born in March. I don't want to hear this bullshit about it coming in like a line and going out like a lamb I haven't seen a lamb in March in decades. It's cold until mid-april now It's frigid People understand I want to die I Can't take it anymore. Yeah, but it'll be all right. It'll be okay. Oh, you know, I was wondering, what do you think about Canada lately?

What do you mean? Booing the national anthem. Whose? Canada. They were booing the American national anthem at a, what hockey game was that? It was like an international tournament that the NHL put on for two weeks. Yeah. And they were playing the Americans and they booed the national anthem. I think we better get used to the United States singing a bit of a-

We asked for this for four years. Got used to those boos for a few more years, man. It's rough already. They're canceling trips to America. They don't want anything to do with America. Are Canadian brothers, our Northern brothers, are shunning us? I think it was. They were the nicest people on the planet.

They were the nicest people on the planet. They were the nicest people on the planet. They were the nicest people on the planet. They were the nicest people on the planet. They were canceling trips to America. They don't want anything to do with America. Our Canadian brothers, our Northern brothers are shunning us. I think it was- They were the nicest people on the planet. They had the reputation. They were. They were. And now I guess Trump's talk about annexing their country. What the fuck? What is the matter with this dude?

Why does he want- I think it's a- That's the shit I said in like third grade. Like why isn't it a state? Like shit like that. Oh, boy. Yeah, America could have been a better country. It could have been a better country.

It could have been a better country. It could have been a better country. It could have been a better country. It could have been a better country. It could have been a better country. It could have been a better country. It could have been a better country. It could have been a better's the shit I said in like third grade. Like, why isn't it a state? Shit like that. Oh, boy. Yeah, America could have won. There was a big international game this weekend. America could have gained the bragging rights as being the greatest country in hockey, but they lost

to Canada again. Mm-hmm. Yeah. There's no shame in losing to Canada, right? Like there. No, there's definitely no shame, but, um, I think, uh, rub, remember rub? Yeah, rub.

He said it best yesterday. He said like America would have rejoiced for like an hour after the game was over if they had won. But if Canada had lost, they might've committed like nationwide suicide, committed nationwide suicide because it would mean so much more to them to lose than for us to win. Right. You know, you had to think about it that way.

Their mindset would have been absolutely. It's colder up there. Yeah. And if we lose, the American audience who- We were playing hockey? Oh, there was a hockey game? Yeah. And like if we lose the American audience who… Like we were in there. We were playing hockey. Oh, there was a hockey game?

Yeah. Nobody really cared. Is it hockey season? Yeah. In Canada, it would have been a devastating, mentally devastating blow that they may not have recovered from, especially with all the like, you know, with the feeling, the pressure that they might become Americans by force. Yeah.

Not so bad, Canada. You'll get used to it. They love all our entertainment. They don't care. They'll take that. Sure. So why not be ruled against your will? Because you got law and order episodes to watch.

Yeah. I mean, what are we getting? Fucking into the old maple syrup? Who gives a shit? We got— We don't know what we're getting. We got— We got—

We got— We got— We got— We got— We got— We got— be ruled against your will because you got law and order episodes to watch. Yeah. What are we getting? Fucking into the maple syrup? Who gives a shit? What are we getting if we take them on? Through the 80s, we got a slew of bad slasher movies from Canada. Like what?

What was it? Oh, slasher movies? Oh, there were countless. Canada? Yeah, Canada. Yeah, because it was so cheap. It was like, I think what happened was there was a certain time in the 80s where it was a 100% tax rebate if you invested in film.

Oh, wow. So, all these rich people were like, well, fuck it. Yeah, why not? These little slasher movies were popular at the time, so we'll just make all these slasher movies and shit. I mean, I had to have seen some of them, right? Oh, yeah. I just didn't know they were made in Canada.

Yeah, yeah. Probably not. Wow, that's interesting. It sounds like Bollywood, yeah, yeah, probably not. Yeah, probably not. Wow, that's interesting. It sounds like Bollywood, but like Maplewood. Right. Whatever the fuck they want to call it. Yeah, I think we do get oil from Canada

and we get steel from Canada. Not a ton of some. Lumber. Lumber, is it? Okay. Lumber. You know what, man, we're so blessed with good neighbors. You know what I mean?

We don't, I don't know, man. We've had a with good neighbors. You know what I mean? I don't know, man. We've had a pretty good relationship with Canada and Mexico my entire life. I think the best thing to do is just have good relationships with your neighbors, not threaten them with taking them over and shit like that. That'd be something though, right? It would be wild. I mean, it seemed to work for a long time. So I don't know. To what end? You'd be like, well, why? Like what? Like now what? I guess so that they, because I think they also have minerals, right? Like just a lot

of minerals in Canada, like rare minerals that they're- What do we do with rare minerals? Because I heard they want the minerals out of Ukraine. What minerals out of the Ukraine? What are minerals used for? Because I thought they were just like – the vitamin industry is going to … Flintstones vitamins is taking over the Ukraine. Was it in North Carolina, Gidham, where there were those huge lithium fields? Yes, supposedly that's what the …

That's a mineral. Okay. That's what the hurricane was for, was to wipe out people's property so they can mine lithium for batteries. I thought lithium was a drug. It is. It's a drug. It's in batteries.

It's a multipurpose mineral. It's a great song. Yeah, great song. And what does it do for your, in your body though? When I was using it was for a mood stabilizer. It does something to your mind that like it evens it out somewhat. Isn't that crazy? It is a metal.

Something you dig out of the fucking earth just interacts with your brain. Is lithium a gas or is it a solid? It's a metal. It's a metal. It's a metal? Yes. And you don't use this metal for anything other than batteries or drugs? You wouldn't make a lithium fence, right? I do not believe – no, you would not make a lithium fence.

I call my fence company. I'm like, I want to be the first on my street with a lithium fence. I came into some money recently and I'd like to slurge on a lithium fence. I want it six foot high and I want the neighbors seeing over it. Lithium, though. Are you sure you don't want to just buy a movie theater with your friends and show your own movies?

You want to get a lithium fence? There's better ways to spend your money. I used for batteries, used for grease. Grease. Glass, ceramics, and medicine. Wow, man. Laptops, mobile phones, and electric vehicles. Can you recall the very first time you've heard of this coming onto your radar?

Because when we were growing up, nobody was like, where'd lithium be at? It wasn't like one of these things that countries were. Lithium ion batteries from Energizer or the song lithium or I think, wasn't there something how serial killers had a higher count of lithium in their hair or something like that? That I'm not sure. There was some weird fact about serial killers that had something to do with lithium. I think that might've been the first time. It's so funny.

Q says when songs, when he was a boy and he lists the Nirvana song as like he was a child when that came out. No, no, no. It's the first time I heard the word lithium. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, wow. I mean, I remember that.

I was in high school. Yeah, but when I'm a kid, they're far older than Nirvana. Yeah, you know, the Nirvana. No, no. It's the first time I heard – one of the first times I heard lithium. But that was what, 1991? I mean – 92, I think. 92, 93.

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Everybody's got one in the all stick. Isn't that what the saying goes? Yeah. Oh, they're all full of shit. Mm-hmm. Let's see here. Nope, that's not it. I'm wondering, because we've been talking about Dank DeMoss recently, the big fat rapper. Oh, okay. Yes, I guess that's one way to put it. We've been talking about her. Now, I wonder with this interview that she did if she fucked herself with this lift lawsuit. Okay, I'm gonna play it for you. She fucked

around and she's finding out. It's like my mind don't know that I'm this big. So I be feeling like I could do everything. So when I walk in the gym, I feel like I'm, I'm fit. Or like, if I'm trying to do certain shit, I feel like I could do it. And then I'd be like, damn, I can't do this shit. But in my head, I'm like, damn, I could do that. So I'm gonna walk over there. Shit, I'd be going to the gym in front of all those people, 500 pounds and shorts, no, no shirt. Well, I have on sportswear, but you know, No shirt. Well, I have on sports probably. You know. So. I can't believe my life has intersected with this woman's in any way.

On such a level where for the past three weeks we've been talking about her. Did she just fuck herself over? She blew us. She sounds to me like any lawyer worth their salt. Johnny Law would carve her up. Right. Like a ham. She's like a fucking Christmas ham. Yeah, she's a big old

Christmas ham getting carved up now. Yeah, so she just admitted that she- She's delusional. Yeah, in a way. She just said I'm delusional. Yeah. She's like, it doesn't occur to me. She has body dysmorphia. So then you have to wonder if that guy driving that Lyft is dysmorphia. I have no idea. Get that girl some lithium. Yeah, she needs it. So that was my question to you. When I saw that, I was like, uh-oh.

I think she just admitted that she has no real idea of her size. This is why anytime you're involved in legal action, the first thing your lawyers tell you is shut the fuck up. Do not talk to anybody about anything. I mean, way back in season, before we even launched Jokers, there was this radio show in Texas that was like, they stole the idea from a practical jokers from us. And it was like, dude, you're a local radio station in Texas. Like how the fuck would we have ever heard of you or anything? And True TV was like, you don't say anything. You never address it. You don't say anything because they'll use it against you. And then they tell you any lawsuit stuff has come up

over the years. It's advice one, shut your fucking mouth. There actually was a lawsuit? No they were threatening. They were threatening. So they just prep you. Don't give them anything. So we've been involved in a couple of those over the years. Yeah, who didn't sign to be on TV, ended up on TV. It happened every once in a while and they like to shut the fuck up. We had one where I think it was at first or second season where people came in and it was a couple.

They bought something really expensive and then turned around and tried to return it and say that they were pressured into making the buy. Because of the cameras. Because of the cameras. Okay. They were going to sue, right? Or they did sue.

Well, they were going to sue if I didn't give them the money back. I didn't want to give them the money back. It was a lot. It was like, wasn't it like a grand? It was over a thousand dollars. But I was just like, I didn't feel it was any way that we would lose it, but I guess battling it for a thousand, you'd lose that just in paying for a lawyer.

I didn't know Johnny Law at the time. That was my question. If you knew Johnny Law at the time, would you be like? Well, now the network just leaves you to hang on that? They're like, oh, it's a store problem, not a show problem. Yeah, dude, AMC wasn't going to be footing our legal bills. They would be like, it's part of your day to day dealings with the customers. And so like we wouldn't have just cause we are, our cameras are there. It doesn't mean that we should be part of the lawsuit.

Well, your cameras are the one that caused the pressure. So like, so they claim, which is probably somewhat true though. They're like, got caught up in the moment. which is probably somewhat true though. They got caught up in the moment. But if they had kept the book, right now that book's way, way, way more than a thousand dollars. It was a Hulk 181 and a fucking Hulk 340 with Wolverine McFarlane covering that. Oh yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah. I mean, a thousand dollars for both of those books. It's worth way more now, right? Yeah. Yeah. Holy shit. Back then, they said that they felt that we had put the price too high. Where's that book today?

We sold. But we did take it back and we sold it. You guys, I will say, I have been treated well and I have been treated badly by various people in charges of the network over the years. You guys did not get treated as well as you should have got treated, I thought on that show. I've heard that from several people in the business. I remember trying to talk to you guys about it at the time, but it was too...

Well, Kevin had too heavy of a hand. It was too walled of an ecosystem. Yeah. Yeah, but you guys, they didn't treat you like the stars you were. But it was also like, let's say we were going to hold out for more money. It's like, you guys are working at the store anyway. It's like, what would we have done if they'd been like, no. We probably would have been like, okay, sorry, we asked.

I did not feel we had any leverage. Yeah, but none of that doesn't mean don't ask. You guys didn't even get the no. You guys just preloaded the no. We got more money every time though. We got more money each time, yeah. And it was because AMC just bumped it up each time. We didn't have to ask for that.

But I see some of the reality shows, if it's true, I see some of the salaries that people get. It's a lot more than we were going. Yeah. It wasn't even salary. It was like, I mean, you guys actually had pretty creative freedom, right? Yeah. So actually that's pretty good. You guys got a good hand there. Yeah. When I look back on it, I'm never like, I mean, would I have liked, would I have, going back and if I time machine, if I'm like, hey, if you ask, it'll get you more money. Of course,

I would have. But I'll never look back and be like, man, I really think we missed a boat on. No, no, I don't think it was anything like bad, but I just remember seeing things like, ah, I would have liked to have seen that. I mean, your position, you guys at True were fucking, you were the Beatles, man. You were on 24-7. We barely got on before the fucking test pattern got on. 4 AM, we had no leverage. People were ready to sing the national anthem. We barely got on before the fucking test pattern got on. It was 4 a.m. We had no leverage. People ready to sing the national anthem. No.

I think what I was spotting was like I saw you guys. It wasn't even a matter of a letter. I don't even remember specifically what I was talking about. I just remember the time and speaking to Brian being like, I don't know. I would maybe ask for this. I would ask for that. But I've been, nobody's been fucked around more. You know what I mean?

Like we're still on that first contract we signed fucking 15 years ago, so don't listen to me. When I look back on it, when that era and what came out of it, it's all positive and we definitely garnered a fucking good solid friendship with a good dude in Brian's show. Yeah, yeah, he is awesome. He says that it's very uncommon that people keep up with each other after show's end. That's pretty cool that something really cool was planted there and it grew into a big, fine, fat oak.

Yeah. It really did. I mean, I look back on that show and the only times I can point out that I would be like, well, this kind of sucked was during season two, certain, you know, things that happened during season two. But like anytime the show was there, yeah, it was like, this is, you couldn't ask for a better job. I mean, it was fun. Yeah.

And you had a tight knit crew too. Like you, you did the sort of things I like seeing, like they had poker games and they hung out and everybody like lived in a house by the beach at times and stuff. Like it was really fun. You guys had a good crew. It was very family-esque. Yeah. I like that.

They always had a big thing of cashews behind the counter for Ming. There you go. You guys are bringing up Lawyers. Um, I rarely, I don't think I've ever done it on, uh, tell them Steve, Dave, but I have a television recommendation that's not from 30 years ago. Whoa. Really? Yeah.

What? Yeah. I have a brand new current show. Can you guess what it is? Oh yeah. You could guess if it's about Lawyers. I'm sure you can figure it out. Matlock? Yeah. Yeah. I keep a brand new current show. Can you guess what it is? Oh yeah, you could guess if it's about lawyers. I'm sure you can figure it out. Matlock?

Yeah. I keep hearing this is good. No, I haven't seen it. Yeah, Frank said it too. Frank said it. Frank Five turned me on and I am like, yeah, it won me over. I'm like watching it for the first time ever. I'm like, what day is it on?

Oh wow. And I'm like, and I watched it on Thursday night at nine o'clock. We're like, that's the first time in, I don't even know how long it's been that I've made appointment television watching other than a sporting event. Sure. But for a television show, it's unheard of. And my wife is like, I have to stay up till nine o'clock to watch it. I can't watch it at six.

I was like, no, if we're going to watch first run, it's going to be on their time. Scottie Bates, right? Like she's killing it? Yeah, she's really good. Her husband's really good too. But I can't recommend it enough. It's pretty engaging. This is the one that's going to make me watch it because I've been hearing it from a few

people. You think it's about blue hairs, right? You think it's like this is for the blue hairs. Yeah, there's like a twist to it, right? It's got a nice like, yeah, I guess twist is the right word. And the twist is revealed immediately. So there's no hanging on. Well, no, no, why she's doing what she's doing.

Okay. Yeah, I'll take it out. I'll watch it over the weekend. Right. But it's every week a new case? That I'm not as much a big fan of is like these cases that are won every week by miraculous last second genius. But isn't that the format of those going back to the 60s?

I never saw the original Matlock. But I imagine that is the formula. Like it's a fucking the greatest lawyer just happens to be working his name Matt lock and they come up with amazing like They solve these like these cases that look like they're done for but with like a twist of Brilliance, you know, that's what it is that which I can get tiresome every sure when you like, you know I just want to see him lose once yeah Even on SVU like they the rapist gets away every once in a while They have to they have to they have to get you keep you guessing Yeah, even on SVU, like the rapist gets away every once in a while.

They have to keep you guessing. But it's not the cases that are engaging. It's what she's doing in the episodes with like the twist portion of the whole motivation of this character. Wow, you got me intrigued, dude. I think you're like, you gotta give it at least four episodes up. I will.

Because you and I was just like, what the fuck is Frank talking about? Does he have a sack at this point? I'm thinking. It turns out he does. All right, man. Yeah, we just started a new show with Patreon and he wanted to involve the Waltons and was summarily

shut down. He's out. Yeah, no Waltons. So I brought in this thing and we'll see how good Walt is at it because I consider you to be probably know more about the 50s than any of us. I would say that's probably accurate. I mean, but all my 50s knowledge comes from 70s entertainment. 70s TV shows.

Yeah, that's true. Greece and Happy Days. It's like calling yourself an astronaut because you watch Star Wars. Every answer to that, like who did this in the 50s if it's not Fonzie or Danny Zuko? I may not be the expert you hoped I was. Cunningham Hardware. Well, this is, you get a choice. It's A or B. So I give you a term.

You're going to ask me in Q then? Yeah, I'm going to ask you in Q. And see who knows more about the 50s? See who knows more about the 50s. All right. I need this. It's like Canada with the hockey game. You got to win this one?

Okay. If a guy, how much younger are you than me? I was born in 76. Ten years younger than me or nine years younger than me, if he beats me, what does that say about my knowledge? What does that say about my- It just means that I watched Happy Days, dude. Well, see, I don't know that Happy Days is going to help you because what it is, is I'm

going to give you the one term and then two definitions. One is- Are these slang terms? 50 slang and the second is porn slang. All right. Porn slang. Right. So you have to guess whether it's 50 slang or 2025 porn term.

Okay. All right. So this might be difficult. Yeah. I would say so. Unless you're familiar with the- I saw Porky's. To me, I thought that was porn. Yeah. I was set in the 50s, right? That's pretty close, yeah. You were set in the 50s, right? Was it? Porky's? Yeah, right? You guys never saw Porky's? I mean, I saw it in the 80s.

I can't remember when it was set. I think you're probably right. It probably was the 50s. Yeah, based on the cars and everything. So the first term is spooning your scarf. Spooning your scarf? Yes. Does it mean eating your food or does it mean similar to a snowball but eating it with a small spoon. Oh my god This is what people are up to

Can you go first and I'll either agree or disagree with him? Sure. I mean, I've never heard of this at all Spooning your scarf. What's the first meaning again? The first is eating your food Spooning your scarf. What's the first meaning again? The first is eating your food. Spoon your scarf, man. So let's, let's go to the, let's go to the, uh, let's go to the drive-in tonight, you know, it starts soon. So spoon your scarf. I remember when Potsy was at the drive-in with his girlfriend and Ralph Mouth was in the back seat and they were like, Hey, I'm trying to spoon my

scarf with, with fucking Rhonda here. Go get some popcorn from the fucking snack stand so I can spoon the scarf. But that's the third meaning because he's saying that it means eat. Yeah, they were talking about blow jobs. Oh, all right. I'm going to go porn term. You're going to go porn term. Because I've never heard this before.

Similar to a snowball, but eating it with a small spoon. See, I don't know why scarf would be in there, unless they're wearing a scarf. Scarf down? Oh, okay. I thought they'd eat me. I'm going to agree with Q just because I'm not sure and I don't want to be down one already. Okay.

Well, you shouldn't have done that. Because it's a 50s term, meaning eating your food. That's what shouldn't have done that. Yeah. Cause it's a fifties term, eating your food. That's what all the kids were saying. Come on, Q, let's go down to the mall shop and scarf some, uh, spoon, some scarf. I don't understand it. I don't understand it either, but a lot of them don't make sense. You're not going to be like, Oh, okay. I totally get it. I wonder when it was the last time it was used in a public form where the last

person said it, not trying to be. Meant it. Yeah. Yeah. Like it was an ironic. They're dead now. I mean, they're alive still. Look at this guy over here saying spoon your scarf.

So I should ask Pam and Edgar, like, do you guys recognize any of these terms? Yeah. Your dad will be like, yeah, that's when I eat my comment of a spoon. Yeah. Is it a small spoon? I thought you were hip. I make your mommy's a small spoon. Okay.

So the second term is gooning. Okay. Now, does it mean hanging around with nothing to do or loitering? Or does it mean an extreme form of edging? Oh, phooning. I don't know what edging means. Edging is like when you jerk off but don't come and then let it go and then you jerk off again later on and come and don't let it go.

Why would that be in a porno though? Why would that be porno? Yeah, why would anybody want to watch that though? Oh, you'd be surprised. Oh, it's homosexual porn. Could they? I mean, I doubt a lot of women are watching it. You're probably right about that.

It's funny. I've always heard edging is like more of a woman thing than a man thing. Really? Yeah. I do know a couple of girls who told me about it. That's where I learned about it. Yeah. So only, but girls can't edge themselves though. Yeah, they can.

It's just bringing it to the brink and then stop, bringing it to the edge and then stopping. Show up and play right now is edging a 50s term or a porn term? Gooning. Yeah, gooning. Yeah, gooning. You should say it's a 50s. I'm going to say it's a porn term. You're going to say it's a porn term?

I think so. Look at this. I never heard it's goon Yeah, but he's good, but edging has been around for so long now that it has to have evolved into something else Already, so I'm gonna say I'm gonna say goonings porn term All right, Q you're on the board. Oh Well, I'm sorry, but All right, we'll get this the The next one's going to be all you, bud. Yes, gooning is an extreme form of edging wherein you continuously stimulate yourself for hours on end without reaching a climax in order to experience the goon state, a deeply

meditative experience akin to meditation. I'll just meditate. Where Betty at, I'll just watch TV. Okay, Spike. Oh, fucking definitely. Remember Spike was Sponzie's nephew in the 50s. It's got to be a 50s. Or you mean spiking the punch?

Does it mean to copy homework? Or does it mean to slam a handful of come onto a woman's butt after nutting? Jesus Christ. Definitely porn. It's porn. I'm going to spike her? Yeah. Come in and go, right onto her boobs. You said butt. You said butt at first.

Oh, did I say butt? Oh, bust, I think I said. I meant bust. Sorry, I didn't mean butt. You said butt. Wait a minute. That one doesn't even make sense to me. Yeah, I might say that's a 50s now because he fucked it up. Well, I have bust written down here. Sounds like you're making it up by just going along. And what's the 50s version?

To copy homework. Yeah, I'm going to go 50s. And you're also going 50s, Walt? No, I'm going to go porn. And you're also going 50s, Walt? No, I'm gonna go porn. You're gonna go porn now? Yeah. Walt, come on. Dude.

I'm down too. Down too. Come on, Daddy-O. Mm-hmm. All right. 23 skidoo. This is your chance to come back, Walt. I feel good for you in this one.

23 skidoo. Isn't it 43 skidoo? Dump truck. 23, yes. It's 23? 23 skidoo. Isn't it 43 skidoo? 23, yes. It's 23. 23 skidoo. Dump truck. Is it a lousy time? Example, her party was a total dump truck. Or is it a large or shapely bottom? I mean, I've heard it. She's got dumps on your truck. Truck, truck, what what? Even that song's old now, man. But it sounds like it's derogatory either way. I'm going to say 1950s.

1950s, I think it's a lousy time. Yeah. I don't even think that's a porn term though, just to say somebody has a large derriere that looks like a dump truck. I don't think that would make the grade as a porn term, so I'm going to say it's 50s. You don't think so? Well- Because that's not something that I would think would be so only used in the porn industry.

Like she's got a bottom, like a dump truck. Okay. All right. Well, turns out it's a larger shapely bottom. All right. This is just a list that I saw of porn terms. So, so I thought you were throwing a curve ball there because it's not something that I don't think would be exclusive to the porn world to say that

phrase and it's not an act either. It's just a describing of the body. Yeah. Okay. Back to the dump truck. Well, hey, no point. Maybe strike that one and just dump that one. Well, we both got that one wrong. We both got that one.

Or just give it to me then. It's a negative. Just give me the points because you didn't understand your own game. I'm going back and see if I said butter. Okay. Birds nested. Ah, birds nested. Does it mean all mixed up or is it a term referring to the comeback of bushy pubic hair? God Almighty.

He's got his brain. His brain's all bird next. It's like that sort of thing. Like he's in, he's falling in love with that chick. His brain's all a bird nest. Yeah, he's bird nested. Makes sense. He doesn't know what to do. Or what was the other one?

A term referring to the comeback of bushy pubic hair. Got a bird's nest. I don't think they have. Do they still have pubic hair? Is that everything shaved? I think it's coming back. Yeah, that's a term referring to the comeback. Yeah. Oh, I thought think it's coming back. Yeah, that's a term referring to the comeback. Yeah. Oh, I thought you said the comb back.

I thought you said that. I thought you said that. I think it was all- This question's invalid as well now. He's combing over to come to the bald spot. He's a merkin. I'm going to go with bird's-essas of pubic hair because there's a reason I wouldn't have heard of it because, you know, that's just not my generation. My generation ain't looking for the bird's nest.

Right. I'll go 50s. Well, you're on the board. Oh yeah. I like that term. We should bring that back. Fucking mind's a bird nest, man. The front office looks like a bird's nest. Let's see what else do we have. I got quite a few more actually. Let's see. Nipknops. Nipknops. Was it a popular style of shoes or nipples? Shoes.

You're saying shoes, huh? I'm going to say shoes as well. Sorry boys, nipknops going to say shoes as well. Sorry, boys. Nipknops refers to nipples. And what, why? Why not just say nips? Yeah, I don't know. This is just what I read on this website.

I can't say for sure. I'm going to add an extra syllable on. Double bubble. Does it mean a cute girl or two guys releasing on a lady's face at the same time? I'll let you go first on this one, Walt. I know double bubble is a very popular 50s era gum, right? I think they still make gum balls. Double yum.

Double yum? That was the name of the gum. Bubble yum. Bubble yum. There was a double gum though. There was a double gum. Yes, there was. It was in the little of the gum. Bubble yum. Bubble yum. Double. There was a double gum though. There was a double gum. Yes, there was.

It was in the little yellow package, little yellow wrapper. Cute girl. Double bubble. Double bubble. I mean, it doesn't make any sense though. Why double it? What's the bubble reference? What's the – it has to be a porn phrase. I'll go porn phrase.

You're going to go porn phrase? I'll go 50s. Q, you're on fire. Oh. How does that make any sense? Now, I looked these up. I thought it was like a boob thing. Because it doesn't really give you any idea of why they would call this double bubble,

a cute girl, a double bubble. Look at that double bubble. It's got to be a reference to the boobs. Or the boobs in the butt. Remember Fonzie who's always dating the twins? Yeah. That's the only time he could say it. Unless you're not dating twins, I don't know, you should be using the word double bubble.

He would show up with a twin on each arm? Yeah. Oh yeah. The implication being he was fucking them both? Oh yeah. Or at least making out with them. Maybe some heavy petting. Oh, you got your braces on.

We don't, as a viewer, we're not left to assume that the Fonz isn't getting his dick wet, right? We're assuming he is. He's got to be. He's got to be. He's got to be, right? There was nothing shown or said to lead you to believe that he was actually having intercourse. It looked like heavy petting was about all he was up to. Yeah, but I mean-

Now, how old was he supposed to be? He was older than the guy, so he's in his 20s? He was about, if maybe a year older than those guys. Like he had graduated and they were still in school. Two years older than, but I don't, I never got the idea that he was actually completing, he was having intercourse, full blown intercourse with these girls. Well, there's that one scene where Richie goes out on a date with a girl and he says they played chess and Fonzie violently grabs him by the shirt and he didn't seem like he was psyched about it.

It seemed like he was angry about it. He was like, you played with her chest? And he's like, no, no, Fonzie, we played chess. What is going on in that town? And Richie was like easily 17 at the time. I don't know why your friend would be that worked up. But how could you be that cool and have the looks and the motorcycle and all that stuff and not be closing the deal?

I don't think it needed to be addressed. Right, but what do you think? I think there were some of the gals that were older than him. I think they absolutely. We don't think the Fonz was a virgin. Maybe by season four, but I think season one, two and three. I think the Fonz was worried about Charleston for him. I remember when he had to take care of the baby at Laverne Shirley's. He was very upset about that. Oh, wow.

Jesus. All right. Double bubble. Double bubble. Okay. Flukey. Is it a jerk or is it an accidental fart during anal sex? A flukey.

Oh, man. Oh man, I'm going to go with anal sex. You're going to go with anal sex? I thought the same thing. She popped out a flukie. Yeah, I say I'm going to go with Q. Yeah? Yeah. You guys would not be home at the 50s.

It's a jerk. Look at this flukie. Look at this flukie coming our way. Why doesn't he leave us alone? home at the fifties. It's a jerk. Look at this flukey. Yeah. Look at this flukey coming our way. Why doesn't he leave us alone? I don't know about this, man. I'm not living it tough, right? I'm winning. Your proclaimed love about farts. I'm surprised you didn't know that. That it wasn't definitely not a fart. Cause I figured you knew everything. You know, love of fart humor

yeah but not like discussing anal sex farts you know that has no place in comedy water let's see here's a here's the next one hot spook is it a good kid this kids a hot spook right or it ghost sex, a practice where two people have sex while basically not touching each other as much as possible? What's the fifties keep in mind? I don't think that's a porn term. I'm going to go fifties. I've never heard of that before in my life.

Are they shooting that type of porn? I doubt it where people touch each other as little as possible. Right. It's gotta be fifties. Yeah, I'm gonna go fifties. All right, you're both right. Yeah, all right. All right, Walt.

Four to two. No fluke easier. If Walt, if you can get these next two right and Q gets them wrong, you at least tie up. Okay. Is there only two left? There's only two left, yeah. Oh boy, Walt.

An accountant. Hey man, that guy's a real accountant. Is it a boring nerd or it is a sex worker or OnlyFans creator? I'm going to say OnlyFans creator. So I have to go the opposite with him even though I think he's right just for the sake of the- Well, what did you think it was? I think it's what you think it is. Well, then I'll take the other one. You can take it.

That's not- Well, no. It keeps it interesting for the last one. Not if everybody knows. Yeah, it doesn't. I'll say it's a 50s term. I'll say it's in OnlyFans. Well, you're so caught up. Oh, shit. So caught up. Oh, shit.

So caught up. Three, three to four right now. All right. Yeah, and I guess it comes from like, since if you're a sex worker, OnlyFans, if people are like, hey, what do you do? I'm an accountant. Yeah, so that you don't have to go into it because accountants are notoriously the most boring trade out there.

Okay, this is the last one. Well, you can at least tie up here. Bad dad from Baghdad. Is it a guy who thinks he's tough or is it a sub-genre of porn where older Arabic men have sex with barely legal girls? I don't want to cue you, William. I'll take the porn version, please. I do not think that's a… You don't think bad queue way in. I'll take the porn version, please. I do not think that's a –

You don't think Baghdad from Baghdad? I don't think that the porn industry wants to be known as that racist. You want to keep classy? Is that racist? That's racist. Yeah, why? Baghdad from Baghdad? Well, was Baghdad known of like in the 50s?

Like was it a popular – Yeah, was Baghdad even around? I think it was totally different. I mean, I'm sure it was around, but were people culturally aware of it? But those Middle Eastern countries are changing names constantly in the 50s. You know, it was like- I wouldn't know. Every other week they had different names from being overthrown by some other Middle

Eastern country. Some other bad dad. Yeah. There is a corniness to the bad dad, bad dad thing that makes me sound like it's the 50s, but I really do see it working as a porn subgenre. You say it's porn, Q? Yeah, I'll say it's porn. All right.

Well, you can hold your head high. He's got a tie out of it. You're a bad dad from Baghdad, bro. That didn't even sound racist to me when I made it up. That's usually how it goes. Oblivious. Yeah. So that's it.

That's 50 porn terms versus, or 50 terms versus porn terms. Very good. That's fun, right? Yeah. If we play it again, we should produce it with like a girl saying the terms and like a sexy voice to really throw us off like bad dad from Baghdad. Throw us off a little bit. That'd be my note on that game. All right. Yeah.

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Yeah. You didn't want to talk about the weather for another? I would like... what do you think? I did want to, curious though, what do you think of what should be done with Kanye? Kanye West? Kanye West. Why has he been, has it been in the news lately? Oh yeah, he was selling a swastika t-shirt. Advertised on the Super Bowl.

What the hell is going on with this guy? He advertised it on the Super Bowl? He advertised his website and the website led you to his, where he was selling swastikates. I did not hear any of this. When you say what should be done about him? Yeah, like should he be forcefully put into a hospital or something? He's obviously crazy, right? A guy who's like literally says, I love Hitler, I'm a Nazi, all this other stuff, thought

it'll be a clip for this week. What is that? I love Hitler. I'm a Nazi. All this other stuff. Thought it would be a clip for this week. What is that? Yeah, like, there's no sense. He just seems nuts. There's no sense of some overriding plan or autistic statement or anything being made. He just seems like a lunatic. But then you see the photos of his wife and you're like, he's doing something right. Ex-wife cue. What do you mean? They're getting divorced divorced it looks like.

No, that love story ended badly? Bianca says sorry, yeah. Did you see her? I thought that was like our modern day Romeo and Juliet. Yeah, I don't believe in love anymore. The way he forced her to walk around nude. Did you see that? Hey, now there's no word that he forced her.

Yeah, he said she was totally willing. Highly encouraged her. Strongly encouraged. So you did see the – I guess it was at the Grammys when they're like, show your outfit, show your outfit. And she takes off. She's wearing – did you see it? Oh, I saw the pictures. Yeah, I didn't see it that night. It's nuts, isn't it? She's totally naked. It's wild. Yeah, she's naked. And they go to the Grammys and they said there's not going to be anything done

about it. Now, Janet Jackson showed a nipple for a millisecond and it was the biggest deal on earth. That's nuts. It was a long time ago. Yeah. In the grand scheme of things. Yeah. People are more – Social media has –

Not as shameful today? Has eroded any sense of class and – Shame. Dignity. Decency. Yeah. It's a byproduct of it now. class and shame dignity decency and Is it that it's a byproduct of it now Is it just people's nature then to be mean and spiteful and shitty because like it comes out on the internet all the time

Right. Yeah, like in the comments and it but it's just like it's not you can't do it in real life It's just it's not practical to do that to It's like to talk to people that way in real life It's not probably not gonna go your way many times if you talk to that way Yeah, you get it out like you're able to get that That urge to pile on and out on the internet I guess it for some people it's healthy And for some people it's healthy. If they don't get it out there, well, you know, maybe in the real life they get it out in a different manner. I don't know.

People talk to each other like they talk to each other on the internet. Brian's right. They get punched in the fucking face and it's like maybe that's what people needed to keep them in fucking line. Do you want the opposite though? Do you want to go the route that England's going now where they're like policing what everybody says on the internet? That's fucked up, isn't it? Like arresting people.

It's insane what's going on in Britain. Like if our British friends. Why? What's the, what's the. Holy shit. Now they've got Apple to let, they, there's no unencrypted shit anymore. Like Apple now has given all the, all the information or all the – how would you describe what Apple did so now the government can see everything that you've written on your phone, right?

The keys. Total transparency. It's nuts. Why? They want to crack down on hate. They want to crack down on – Is it in the name of hate speech? Yeah.

That's crazy. That's pretty wild. They want to go through your stuff to see what your personal thoughts are to see if you, if you, I guess, wait, like in your privacy, like if I, I think it's, I don't know if it's like, if I take, like, if you text one of your friends and you said something hateful in it, which I would never do. No, I'm not saying you did, but let's say, but just delete this firehouse chain right here. All right, good. I don't know if they could go after you for that. I think if you were under a pseudonym

name, you put up something on X or on Facebook, then yeah, they're going to come after you and you're going to pay a penalty, whether it be a fine or even possibly jail time. You didn't know about this? I didn't know about this, no. Every time I've looked at the news lately, I've been like, oh yeah, that's right. This is why I don't look at the news anymore because there's nothing I can do and it just makes me feel bad. So this isn't making me feel any better. That's pretty crazy. How did it get to that? How did it get to that? I wish I could tell you. I'm not, I don't really keep up to date on the state of the fair.

See, this is a problem. Look, I obviously have displayed over the years, I'm no political expert, but like, that's the sort of thing that, I mean, that's the sort of thing that people really rebel against. And the people who lead the rebellion in the beginning, and I don't mean like, like, gonna get muskets and shit like that. But the people who lead the rebellion in the beginning and I don't mean like a like gonna get muskets and shit like that but the people who like start rabble rousing are the people who are like I want to be able to say shitty things about people and then so everybody's like well I don't really want to get on board with what he's saying but like I don't want to not be able to say what I want and that's how you end up voting for fucking people who are kind of crazy because you're like he's the only

one saying it. I got no other options but to vote for him. This is what I've seen. I don't even know if it's true because I don't, I don't like, I don't believe anything I've seen in it. Maybe Britain isn't even doing this. I don't know. I don't know. I know Germany is. Is Britain doing it? I thought that I've seen, I've seen reports that they are and I'm just like, I don't do it. I've seen videos where the cops show up at the house of somebody who like, you posted this on Facebook and we're here to arrest you. That's crazy.

Yeah, I've seen videos. What sort of things are they saying? Is it like I'm going to assassinate the king? I guess it's more about immigrants and stuff. Immigrants and transgender and this one even that says that this is back in August. There was a Muslim asylum seeker who was responsible for a mass stabbing that left three children dead. I guess there were riots about it and people in America were like egging on the riots online. The head of police is now threatening extradition and jail time for US citizens for online posts

allegedly egging on the violence from afar. Good fucking luck. Yeah, good luck. Good fucking luck coming to America and fucking transporting somebody back there because you said something mean about an immigrant. Who stabbed kids? Yeah, who stabbed three kids. But you better not plan a holiday to Britain though if you got a lot of social media posts

that are considered criminal though. Yeah, you got to worry about it. They may hear about that bad dad from Baghdad shit. Tell them Steve, Dave.