Tell Em Steve-Dave - #632: Sherman the Scumbag

Episode Date: April 14, 2025

Q-West recap, Q is knee shamed, Git Em's pride is put to the test.

I've never met a man that cries as much as get him. What's on your face? My throat got blown out last night in QS. I just buckled. My knee buckled. Tell'em Steve Dave. We're back with Wal. Hello. With Q. Hello.

We get them. How you stankin'? And special guest, our buddy Jiggy. Yeah. Jiggy. Yes. Now first I have to apologize for being dark for the past two weeks. We thought it was only going to be one week.

Some stuff happened. We weren't able to get to it. So it's been dark two weeks. But the good news is I'm going to make it up to you by having four commercials today. Oh, all right. Nice. You really know how to- Yeah, win them back.

Yeah, you really know how to reel them back in after an absence. Yeah. Yeah, win them back. Yeah, you're really not a reel them back in after an absence. Yeah. So, mostly, I guess we're going to talk about Key West and the experiences down there and what people were doing. It was a time, I got to tell you. It went even better than I'd hoped. We packed a lot into a few days, too.

Yeah, it did. It felt like I was there for about three months. Yeah. Yeah. There was never nothing to do. There was always like, oh, we could go there or we could go here or we could go there. There's, oh, you guys had something planned. You would not believe it, Walt. It ran as smooth as one could possibly.

Not a hitch. As far as like an outsider, like I don't know about these guys and their internal headaches, but like. We had one or two, but for the most part it was fine. Yeah, I had a personal headache, we'll get to in a little bit. Lot of Waltchance. Waltchance would break out,

like your name rang out through the night sky of Key West several times. It would just be like walking down the street or coming out of bars and they'd be like, Walt, Walt, Walt, Walt, Walt, Walt, Walt. The Waltchance were great. See, that's why I can never go. several times. It would just be like walking down the street or coming out of bars and they'd be like, Walt, Walt, Walt, Walt, Walt, Walt. The Walt chants are great. See, that's why I can never go.

That's kind of a mystique. You have to stay away. You're right. You can't just like, you can't go there because then you're like, why was I chanting this guy's name? Yeah, they did. They demystify and then let him down. Yeah, you can't ruin that by going there and showing them the real Walt,

that he's not worthy of a chant. The one that lives in their minds is much better. A couple months ago, I called Johnson because I was like, man, it's really, really hard to surprise Key West something. So I called Johnson. I'm like, what do you think the chances are that Walt will come down to Key West? What would I have to do if I like rented a tour bus and brought him down there and documented the entire three and he wrote me back and he goes zero percent. Not even a flicker of hope. I mean that would have blown my mind.

We had an idea for, G had the idea for a t-shirt that says Walt don't fly. I kept going back and forth. I was like I don't want to ask Walt to like lend his name to it. You know, we would, you know, and then you work that out. But it was a good idea. I said that on stage and then people were like, Oh, why do you make it? I was pretty proud of the design too. The Walt don't fly shirt. Oh yeah, you should have did it. If we do it again. We still got time, right? Next year? 2026?

I don't see how we don't do it again. I mean, well, it was like, it was really like so much fun. It was just fun beginning to end, zero complaints. Zero complaints. Zero people complained. That is hard to achieve, zero complaints. I've never achieved before in my life. I think Key West plays a major role in it though. I think we put together like a really fun weekend of programming

and we really put our heads together to make it the best it could possibly be. But Key West in general, it's not like we did this at a Marriott in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Right, it's hard to complain. You heard zero complaints, so you didn't. Uh-oh.

Oh gosh, someone's at the door. Speaking of complaints. We heard zero complaints from attendees, from the artists, from the sponsors, from Key West the city. Everybody was just like, this is just fucking awesome. Do it again. We got to do it again. And people interacted with each other.

It was really nice to see. I would sit back and just watch people just, it seemed like people were making new friends or reuniting with people. That was probably the coolest part, honestly. Yeah. Well, I met a guy when we first got on the plane. I met a guy that was coming down and he's like, yeah, I'm coming by myself. So I'm not sure what to expect.

I said, expect to make a lot of friends because it happens on the cruises. Any kind of these get togethers, lots of people come alone and then end up making friends, like hanging out with people, like forming bonds and relationships. Yeah, I mean, it was so cool. Like to that end, like I, I, we, I went to every event mall, every single event, Q West, Q West, every one had a blast and ended up like meeting ants that I had never met before and was like, Oh man, these guys are so fucking cool. Like my boy Eli, man. Oh, Eli was all right. Eli was this guy. He came down 10 days. He traveled to Florida by himself just because

he wanted to check out Florida. And we rented this boat to go out to take all the artists out Thursday night before it started at Sunset Cruise around the key. And as we're getting on there's this guy standing by the dock and he's wearing a shirt with our faces on it and I'm like, hey, and he's like, hey, and I end up talking for like five minutes, his name is Eli, he worked for a weed company or something, he's like, I brought weed for you guys. I actually never got to smoke any of it. I was a lawn care guy and he said he's a weed company. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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That kind of youthful energy is what we needed, man. Yeah, we had two ladies named Justine in their early 20s, after me, right? Like 23, 24. And they brought down the age of the whole thing so much just by their presence. They heard that curve. Oh, yeah. But they were also very energetic and very fun. That gray curve, that silver curve.

Yeah, they brought us down a little bit. Eli was hyping up the weed he was going to bring us. Man, I got you. I got you. When we get to Key West, I got you. And then at the welcome event, apparently, he gave what he made for me to DeRosa, because he thought I was DeRosa,

which is the first time that's ever happened. No one's ever confused me for DeRosa, but it was so funny. What a cool dude. Which is weird, because DeRosa doesn't smoke weed, so we're back on. Yeah, I don't know how he accepted it or whatever, but it's pretty funny. But it's legal on the island? There's a version of it that's

legal of it on the island. What is that? It's the illegal version. No there's like a delta 9, you could smoke delta 9 weed which is the same thing but they because it turns out marijuana is not illegal the method to remove the THC from the marijuana is what's illegal so they figured out another method and Florida was like yep that's fine. So they figured out another method and Florida was like, yep, that's fine. So what happens? How would they know you're not smoking? There was literally no way to tell. So enforcement is just no test. There's no like walk this line certain way or no. No, no. So that's it. You know, the cops in Key West are cool, dude. You know, they had

a fucking fuck up. Let me tell you like, like in a very short short amount of time I could tell Q was the mayor of Key West and jiggy deputy mayor. Yeah These guys were the man around that around the island like everybody knew him everyone Hey, you know every one shit. Yeah, it was fun. But but speaking of legends sitting right at this table right now is one of the brightest spots of the festival. Get him Steve, Dave. Oh, no, no, no. Bright enough to, you know, he made you happy

with having to pick up the tab for bringing him down here? 100%? 100%. I underpaid. Underpaid. I underpaid. It was. He makes up for the other 51 weekends.

All he had to do was come down there and be himself. It wasn't that hard. It is something to be in crystal clear, knee-high water off the keys of Florida. The sun's raining. Everybody's sitting around having a cold one and just seeing him get him. Still bandaged. Still didn't take off the bandage you got in the water. Still's got the toe bandage on and he's just standing there, man, chilling out and

you're like, there's a sight I never thought I'd see. I still think it's the funniest. The hardest I laughed all weekend is coming back from that boat, getting you in the water, you were just like, you were living life. It was the best. Yeah. We're in the boat, it's coming back. We were going like six miles an hour in this little pontoon boat.

There's dolphins on either side. Oh, yeah. Get him to dance and he's shaking his ass back and forth. It's hysterical. coming back, we were going like six miles an hour in this little pontoon boat, there's dolphins on either side. Get him to dance and he's shaking his ass back and forth. And just sand is coming off his person. Like there's a- From inside his shorts is raining sand. It wouldn't stop, it was like 10 minutes, there was like a little pile on the-

He was shaking his ass. Yeah, the power got in there. He's dying and like pointing and all. I'm like, oh, you got to look at this, it's the best. I got some video of it. I was able to, I was able to capture a little video. Yeah. How come that toe is still not needs a bandage?

It's, it's slowly healing. Very slowly. That thing ruptured on Superbowl weekend. And then the captain had me worried because I'm like the last one off the boat. He's like, he goes, you have something on your foot? And he's like, yeah. He goes, you better keep that. You better clean that off.

Yeah. Well, why would he have to tell you that? Well, like everyone's like, Oh, he goes, you better keep that. You better clean that off. Yeah. Well, why would you have to tell you that? Well, like everyone's like, oh, salt water is great for that kind of stuff. I don't think wet salt water permanently like laying on a wound is a good idea. Well, I'm like, no, cause now I'm worried like there's some, something's going to swim in there like while I was out there in the water. Well, it's probably the boat like that. Cause the pontoon boat probably, you know, you can only clean that so much.

Yeah. But I, yeah, when I, when I got back to the place I cleaned it so nice yeah people love them you were happy to see him people buying your drinks oh yeah people taking pictures with them and he this guy I've never met a man that cries as much as get him he gets choked up a lot he gets choked up a lot like he's he just kept saying to me and I'm not making fun of you get him but he just kept coming up to me like thank you thank you so much and he would just get choked up and start crying when he was talking about how much it meant and like when fans would talk to him like he would get choked up like

it was nice. It was nice to see Ming-Chen on the other hand. Ming Chen doesn't cry. He got there a day early. Didn't know that we were there a day early. And you could see the disappointment on his face when I was like, let's go grab dinner or something like that. He was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Motherfuck had plans already. Irish exited out the back and then met some fans and then was just running around. I don't know if he slept. I don't know. He was everywhere because I went to everything except the second half of the Steve Byrne show and the at the comedy place with the local talent. Yeah, I wasn't able to get to that either. But otherwise I went to every single thing and Ming was there and not just there.

First to show up, last to leave. there and not just there but like, very like interacting with everybody and like we did, we went down to Margaritaville and he was doing karaoke and for the first time in my life I got pulled up on stage for karaoke. I was not prepared for it because Mary Beth is like, she keeps some light buzz going on the whole time. She's like a drinker so she just you know, is always up for stuff when she's been drinking. So she's like, I'm going to do a song with Ming. She tells me this the night before that they're going to do it. So I'm like, all right.

Did they pick a song? Yeah, it was the Proclaimers. 500 Miles? 500 Miles. Oh, yeah. Rousing. They closed the restaurant for us. They closed Margaritaville, so it was just us from the festival in there, singing karaoke

and stuff. Yeah, and it was packed so I said, are you going to do it or are you going to fucking back out? She's like, no, no, I'll do it. I'll do it. I was like, all right, I'll record it. So we get up to the stage and then she gets up there and she had asked Chuck if he would record it.

Better camera, better cameraman. And then she's like, come on, come on up, come on up. Now I'm not drunk. That's a key to karaoke, isn't it? You're supposed to be drunk. Unless your name's Joey Fatone. Unless you're Fatone up there, yeah, a professional singer. So I got up there and I never felt so self-conscious in my life. I'm like barely singing into the mic. I don't know the words. Like a lot of these people, they just know the words to the songs already.

So they're not looking at the screen. They're fucking putting on a performance. I can't take my eyes off the screen because I don't know what goddamn word. So I felt foolish. And afterwards, not one person came up. I was like, hey, you did pretty good. Not even Mary Beth. Oh yeah, that was me and Fatone. I brought Fatone down to do I want that way as you have to do. I will say Ming has maybe my favorite photo of the whole weekend. Do you see his epic photo?

No. Do you, if you bring up Ming's Instagram, the picture that Joe Papio did of him on stage, it might be the best picture of the whole weekend. Really? It's unbelievable. The guy, it looks like. But in the ghost store photos. Dude, wait till you see this photo.

Oh, are you joking? Everybody's smiling their arms up. That was the lip sync. That was different. That first photo, it was. Oh, he looks like a fucking rock star. Rock star. That first, it might be, that might be my favorite photo of the whole weekend. Everyone's having a blast. He's just leaning into me. He's in flip flops. I mean, that is the,

that's the Key West experience. Yeah, that's great. We're all shorts on stage and flippy floppies. And I was worried that the karaoke was getting, I mean, this, the lip sync was going to be like, maybe the lamest part of it I was like, uh, it turned out to be like amazing because DeRosa was up that fucking DeRosa would go in and give like this harsh critique and at the end go, you know, but I liked it DeRosa MVP man. I lost my throat the second day Walt and DeRosa stood next to me and took over a lot of my what you'll ask about how I put it. He keeps making fun of me. He's in front of 600 people at the pool and he goes and on the microphone his voice is

all hoarse. He goes, I'm so sorry. My voice, all hoarse. I'm so sorry my voice. I love my throat got blown out last night. Just a wave of gay jokes coming my way for the rest of the day. My throat got blown out last night in QS. I just buckled. My knees buckled. You know if it's gonna happen that's the place it's gonna happen. It's gonna happen. No one even questioned it. Oh, that's great. Brian killed, Brian, your boy killed, man, up there on stage. Almost died the first night. First night was something. I, um, now I like to be totally straight when we do shows. I don't like to. It's better that way.

We've learned. Yeah. Yeah, we've learned that it's much better that way. It can focus a lot. Yeah. So I was- These Alaskan motherfuckers. These Alaskan motherfuckers. But these Alaskan people, yeah. Alaskan ants. They tempted me.

A couple of Alaskan ants came all the way from Alaska to go to this. I mean, you can't come farther, right? That's right. From Alaska to Key West? Yeah. Who knows? After one of the meetups, we were going from Hogsbrough up to Margaritaville. They came up to me and they're like, hey, you want to hit my vape?

And I was like, all right, it's only like 4.30 or 5. And he's like, it's really strong now. And I'm like, yeah, okay. I have a volcano. Yeah. So I took a couple hits and it was good. It was fine. But then as the day went on, closer and closer to showtime, I'm like, why isn't this going

away? Like, why isn't this going away? Like, why do I still feel like lightheaded and weird? That's what I started thinking. I'm like, is it some kind of strain? Yeah, but it was a vape. Yeah. It was just like the Indians, you know, like they, they, they lured me and, uh, and tempted me. So the time comes for the show, like actually the time came for the show. First night. The first, this is the first night I left Steve Byrne show because I had to go back to the house and regroup because I felt so fucked up.

How long between the vape and the show? Five hours. Five hours. You got to listen. Are you a lightweight? Maybe. And maybe you're not a, maybe you're a. Well, turns out they were, they were, they were, they were.

They were extenuating circumstances. There was something in it? No, no. So what happened was I go back to the house and I'm talking to Mary Beth and when I say talking, I mean, I'm yelling at her. I'm like, why do I feel this way? Why do I feel nervous? I never feel nervous about stuff like this.

I'm going nuts. Like I felt like my head was swimming. I could barely focus. I felt like sort of like outside myself almost. And I'm like looking in the mirror and I'm like, you can do this, you can still do this. Later on I told the cue, I said to cue, I was like, I'm 57, I shouldn't be getting situations like this,

where I feel this way. Like I took this hit, you know, and I explained it on stage. It was one hit? No, it was two. It was, and I explained it on stage. I don't know what's happening. They got me. These Alaskans got me. As I'm getting off stage, now the whole stage experience is like, I don't remember most of it. After I get off stage, Jiggy's like, I think it might be that

patch on your neck. And then almost immediately a nurse came up to me. He was so pale during the show and sweating. I was sweating like crazy. I had to put on a sweatband. I was sweating so bad. I was looking at him like, is he having a heart attack right now? Q comes over and puts a headband on me. I was talking to you before the show,

it looked like you were starring in a Gatorade commercial. Like you were just like sweating profusely. What was the patch? The patch was for seasickness. So the first- Why do you still have an eye on it when you're on your own? This was my idea. What a good question.

How long do you go on land? It was a full day lick there. So we got there Thursday night. We went on, yeah, probably was at least a good 24 hours. Was it on your beard? That's why you didn't know? No, I knew it was there, but we went on- The person in the audience saw it and was like, he's got to take that off.

Yeah, we went on a boat the first night. So, I keep the patch on. Then when I got off, I was like, well, we're going on that pontoon boat on Sunday, so maybe I'll just keep it on and just let the... because I only brought one. Then it turns out that if you're getting that medicine and it's not going anywhere, like you're not actually using it, it tends to fuck you up and make you feel like really, really out of it. It is weird though that you're – how often do you put these patches on?

The last time was probably the cruise. So how often? The time before that was the cruise. So how much time have you – have you experienced – do you have with these kind of patches? A bit. A bit? Okay. Yeah.

It's not the first time I used it. I know. But – I guess usually I just must take them off. Now you're like, you know, I'm going to wear this 24-7 just in case. I figured – because I did it on the cruise. I did it on the cruise. Fall in the water.

I'm like – I did it on the cruise so I was like – You wore it on the cruise so I did I was like 24 the whole time yeah but it works because the constantly rock so if you're not rocking right it affects your equilibrium yeah we learned big time it creates the rock yes yeah yeah I guess that's a good way of putting it you just should have tried to be a bit more active on land then I should have been swimming a lot more. I should have been doing, yeah.

Going on carnival rides. Yeah, if you're going to wear it 24-7, you just can't do this. Horseback riding. Yeah, I found from Jiggy and the nurse that that was not a great idea. You said like it almost instantly felt better. Yeah, as soon as I took it off within a half hour, I was like, okay, I feel normal again. Oh, wow. Yeah. So had I just taken it off before the half hour, I was like, okay, I feel normal again. Oh, wow. Yeah.

So had I just taken off before the show? I still thought the show was good. I thought the first show was good. Yeah, I didn't get any complaints. I thought a lot of people liked it, even though I was like, I mean, it's sort of like, I'm sure people are like, well, of course this is what he does. Yeah, there's an element of that to it. Yeah, but I thought you did a great job, man.

Thank you. We had a lot of fun up there. Get him fell? What's going on? You fell? I keep hearing this. job, man. Thank you. We had a lot of fun up there. Get him fell. What's going on? You fell? I keep hearing this. Yeah. Yeah. At the went back to the house after Irish Kevin's. Okay. And I sat down on time. Did you so Irish Kevin's was is this bar. So we either just set the stage. So we had this ghost tour, which we'll get into a little bit and it started at 11 went to midnight. And then it ended at this bar called Irish Kevin's. It's a very famous bar down there. huge. And we were there till like, I didn't leave till

almost 3am. So I don't know what time you were there. Yeah, I don't remember exactly. All right. So apparently I saw photos of me on stage singing so you were up there singing. Yeah, don't remember that. But I went back to the went back to the house sat down on a lounge chair to kind of relax a little. And then I go to get up and fall flat on my face. And my phone goes in the pool. Wait. How close were you to the pool?

It was right on the edge. OK. Like a pool chair? Yeah, it was the lounge chair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So now I'm like, well, I've got to get my phone out of the pool. Do you get the other five phones in your possession?

You can't afford to let one go? No, no, I can't. All right. And meanwhile, I'm texting him the whole time, five phones, he's not getting any texts and returning them. That's, yeah. He does that in Jersey too. Well, I didn't have Wi-Fi.

Very few places had Wi-Fi. Right. So I had to strip down on my underwear, get in the pool, kind of get the coordination going to imagine. There might be video of this from the security cameras. So I managed to get the phone out. Tidy whities? No, my frutal looms.

Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, what are they? Boxers? Boxer briefs. Boxer briefs. Okay. All right. So then I go back upstairs and I got to go to bed and I go to get out of the wet underwear and my leg got stuck and I fell over yet again.

You were pretty hammered. Yeah, yeah. Did you hurt yourself? A little. I got a little bigger. It's got some scratches. And then apparently I started screaming out for Ming and for Chuck for help. I did hear this too.

I heard them just like screaming Ming's name at two in the morning. On which fall? The pool fall or the upstairs fall? I think it this too. I heard them just like screaming Ming's name at two in the morning. Yeah. On which fall? The pool fall or the upstairs fall? I think it was downstairs. They heard me downstairs. I was downstairs. Yeah, the second fall. Nobody went up to help. Yeah, nobody came to help. Yeah. Who were you in the house with? I was in a little room by myself.

Oh, okay. Yeah. I think Tyler was up there. Tyler. Yeah, Tyler. Yeah. And Chuck eventually was in the little room by myself, but yeah, I think Tyler was up there. Yeah, yeah. Tyler. Yeah. And Chuck was, Chuck eventually was in the room next to me. So. Papio, yeah.

Yeah. So. Yeah. We're in this gorgeous historical house. Historical house. I looked it up afterwards, read all about it, even looked up the price on Trulia. It's just like, it was incredible house that we got. It was me and Marybeth, Jodorosa. It's a mansion on half an acre in Key West. It's unbelievable.

And Joey Fatone. As soon as we went into the house, we went into the room and we're putting our stuff away and then Fatone came in and he's singing and stuff. Marybeth immediately goes, you know people would pay for this, right? Yeah. I was like, yeah. Well, the kitchen parties at night were like the craziest part. It was wild. Like, yeah, it became the party house.

Cause I had like a pool in the back and a nice sitting area and a nice big kitchen for everybody to hang around in. So yeah, it quickly became the party house. And the first night, uh, Fatone was teaching people how to do the, the, uh, in sync dances and I'm like sitting there like, this is fucking surreal. Like, even like I've seen a lot of stuff in my day, a lot of famous people in a lot of weird situations, but I'm like, this is surreal. Watching, watching for tone teach DeRosa and Steve Byrne and Mary Beth and Merrill, how to do the bye bye bye dance.

Or I or whatever. Yeah. I like, this is pretty amazing. Yeah. DeRosa. Like I went to leave because I had a lot of response. I didn't get to party as much as they do. Like I had to keep it kind of like, but I saw it went before that happened. DeRosa was like, I've been drinking all day. There it is. Well, there it is. So when I left the house, you see how DeRosa is right there. He was literally like, I was getting him dancing with Fatone.

What universe are we living in? So I go to leave and DeRosa's like, I'm probably not going to be up when you get back. It's been a long day. We've been partying for three days. I got to go. I had no problem. I go to take care of my parents. I come back to the house like 25 minutes later. This is what's going on. DeRosa's got it's one in the morning. DeRosa's got sunglasses on and the pink Dolly Parton hat. It was just, it was everything I wanted it to be. Happened. It was all the artists had a great time. The the escapees had a great time. They just felt good. Escapies?

That's what G. Yeah, that's what we call the group. It's called the comedy escape. So, oh, they were the escapees. Paton got in, he got in that first, we got in Wednesday. We got in Wednesday. So the house was, it was me and Fatone. DeRosa. And DeRosa. And I didn't realize until the second day, I'm on the upstairs with Fatone,

me, Fatone, and eventually when you came the next day, we're up on the second floor. To be honest, I totally forgot you were even in the house because you were there so infrequently. I was barely there. I was like a squirrel. I came in. But I didn't realize until day two that the thermostat for the entire upstairs was in Fatone's room. He must sleep like a salamander.

It was like 85 degrees up there. I'm sitting up there. I'm using one of those like Keezy fans. I'm like, maybe that's just a Key West thing. It says hot up here. Then the next day, the owner of the house is like, oh, it's in the master bedroom. Sure enough, it's in Fatone's room, which was locked for like four days. Yeah.

And on top of it, he told Mary Beth the first fucking day and she never mentioned it. I'm in the bedroom. I'm like, why the fuck is it 80 degrees up here? I was like, no air conditioning. Yeah, it was so hot. And then she's like, I don't know, Fatone said something about the thermostat being in his room. I went in there, sure enough, it was 85 degrees.

It's set to 85. That's nuts. Look at, get him doing the dance. Good for the vocal cords. Get him dancing with Fatone. I mean, this makes me, there's Ming with his solo cup. He comes dancing in. Yeah.

There's not, like, that's a different, like you see Troy try to make his way through the crowd and then you got get you got a Ming and get them who just like the second they walk through the door, they're in. He's pumping his fist as he walks. Yeah. Oh, Troy, when Byrne took over, Troy was really joining in then. Oh, okay.

Yeah, I was working at that point. We had a lot of stuff, but I did hear a rumor by the way. Oh, this is juice. I figured this would be to put this out there to see if I can get clarification from the story. Well, you could be a good… I think you're going to be able to suss this out if it was true. I believe anything. I'm extremely gullible so I went hook, line, and sinker for this story but I still don't know full details or if it's true, but I feel like a listener could maybe fill in the blanks. So I heard this is Saturday morning now. So the event starts on Friday. This is Saturday afternoon. Someone comes up to me and goes, I don't know if you heard the story, but there's an attendee

who woke up this morning in jail in Key West. I heard about this. So I'm like, well, yeah, please indulge me. What happened? I'm thinking it's like a late night. Maybe it's late night after Irish Kevin just stumbling around. They pick you up, what have you. So apparently it was not that. An attendee came in, drops their bags off at the Airbnb, falls asleep at the Airbnb, wakes up and the police are in the room because that was not his Airbnb.

It was just a home in Key West. He or she, I don't know if it's man or woman or a group, just slept in this random house. Was it an occupied house or were they sort of on the webcam or whatever? That's a great question. That detail I don't know. But the police came. It's like Barking Back to the Future where Marty wakes up in that little girl's room. Yeah. Yeah. Coming in with a baseball bat. Yeah. And arrested, woke up in jail. No details if they made it to the rest of the events,

but there is a story out there that is very interesting to me of how A, do you confuse the house? Was it like 7-11? It was probably a pong frond in front of the fucking last number and drew them all off. Did you get the wrong street number or is it like across the street? Was it a tale that I just believed? I have a face that's like, he'll believe it. I certainly did.

I was like beaming. I thought it was a great story. I heard that. I heard it from believe it. And I certainly did. I was like beaming. I thought it was a great story. I heard that. I heard it from somebody else. Did I miss any details of it? No. No, you had all the details I had. I mean, if it's an honest mistake though, I'm surprised that they would have kept them

overnight unless they were drunk and did it. It sounded like it had to be a drunken mistake, right? Was that what you were feeling again? I've heard this person was a drinker. So yeah. We ordered, or I didn't order, DeRosa ordered food one night and he, now this is, this would have been Sunday. So he's been there for a good couple of days and the food was delivered

but not delivered. So he's all fucking pissed off. He's fucking running around the house like, what the fuck? Like, no, I got to contact Dordache. He was ready for four days straight at that point. Yeah. But it turned out he's like, this is blank, right? Like the number of the house. And I was like, no. It's like you're like four houses off. He's like, really? He runs outside, goes down the street and then comes back with his tacos or whatever the fuck he ordered.

Yeah. Oh man. It was really, Walt, I'm so happy I did it. Yeah, that's good. I mean, you do all that planning and it's great that you come back and you're like, you all came to fruition. It was, it was like the first, the Wednesday when there wasn't even anybody there,

we were having so much fun, I was like, this already paid off. Then the Thursday with Katamaran, we were like, this is the best, and Eli, we were like, this is awesome. Monday went so well, and I was like, please God, just make Saturday, like our litre is like, please just make Saturday,

go as well as Friday, and it went even better. It was just like it was Larry is crying backstage Fucking Chuck had to take video of it. Yeah, I'm being shaken his head. Yeah, I was talking about him a little bit He got a good I told the audience the truth. I said look get him has autism, you know He's a genius, but he's on that spectrum and it's not easy for him to be here So I already you know be nice to him and everybody was gave gave him a round of standing ovation and stuff like that. I don't know how you ever came home, get him. Yeah, like to not live down there?

I don't know how you ever get here. I will say, I walked out of LaGuardia, it's 40 degrees, drizzly and I'm like, oh yeah, this, now I'm comfortable. Wasn't sweating. One of our last minute ideas, like literally the day the event started, like all the, we had a passport we gave to everyone where you go to the, you know, 10 or 12 different bars and you get a stamp for going to it just for fun. And then our last minute idea was like, you know, why don't we add a 13th and 14th for us just Ming and get them.

Instead of actually a bar, they had to keep a stamp on them at all times and people loved it. It was so much fun. That's a good idea. Yeah. Did you lord it over anybody's head or you just gave stamp as requested? Oh, gave stamp as requested, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. But the thing that got me was, like I was walking around a couple times and you look at like the trees and everything and it looks like they're like wax plants. They're plastic plants. And then you realize, no, it's just real. It's April, everything's green. And I told you that first day, I walked out, I'm like, what is that smell?

Yeah, I was like, that's fresh air, buddy. No, no. That's flowers. Yeah, the flowers were in bloom. It was like perfume. It's magic, literal magic. QS, there's nothing like it. There's nothing like it in the world. And so many people came up to me and said that. They were like, thank you for bringing us down here. This is unbelievable.

A lot of people right away were like, get us on the list for next year and stuff like that. And I was like, let's get home first. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah. I heard that quite a bit. Like, do you think they're going to do it next year? And like, this is midway through the…

Yeah. Through the… It was special. Through the weekend, yeah. I really think it was special I I've done five cruises now and I love them is that Beth up on stage too great and this this topped all the cruises for me wow yeah this really did I would agree with that yeah I would agree with that and I think that comes down to Key West like it does and they and the access with the crews like I didn't really have time to talk To people one-on-one because there's two thousand people. I'm going here to their securities with me This was like we even have security

We literally just I would we would be having a vent at a bar and I just walk in the bar Everybody Walt was fucking cool. Like nobody was like cornering me. Tell me the same story five times You know what I mean? Like as they get drunk and stuff, like everybody was just, it was really, it was like one of the best experiences I've had in forever. I really love this. Awesome. Yeah. So yeah, maybe we'll do another one.

I hope so. I hate to put a pause to the fun. Yes, yes. Let's do it though. This is golf apparel. And if you notice, I'm wearing it right now. What you got there? Got me a golf shirt on.

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I think I did, yes. Yeah. So you should wear them. I know you would wear them. Walt, I don't know about you in collared shirts. I didn't think I would like a collared shirt until I put on the shirt that you guys gave me, the cock shirt. Yeah.

It was awesome. You looked pretty good in it too. Did I? Yeah, yeah, you did. It's basically just like a t-shirt with a collar. Yeah, a t-shirt with a collar, but nice and silky, like really, really. I probably shouldn't be doing a commercial for them. I should be doing PXG right now.

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up this picture here. All right. First of all, the guy in the middle is is Utkan, the Tony star can't fucking great guy. Awesome wife. Lovely people. I need to get a real opinion. Get him. Could you zoom in on my knees? Do I have fucking ugly knees? No, be like compared my elbow? No. No, but look at that. Like, what is going on with this? I think we have some awkward shadowing going on there. Yeah.

It sounds like you're trying to find yourself a knee doctor. I mean, look at that shit. What is going on there? A little plastic surgery on the knees. Look at Chuck's knees. Nees look nice and fucking tight. You can't see Chuck's knees covered. He's a little bit younger than you, isn't he?

I know, but like I... It's just they say once you go over the other side south of 45, your knees are the first to go. Really? My knees look like an elephant. I mean, I'm not sure. I mean, I'm not sure. I mean, I'm not sure. I mean, I'm not sure. I mean, I'm not sure. I know but like I say once you over over other side south of 45 your knees are the first to go Standing up with the shadowing it did it did have a Standing up all the fat like bunches up near the front.

You know, cue with those lumpy knees. Oh my God, how come nobody would fucking tell me I got lumpy knees? No, they look fine. You can go to wikinnee.com. Yeah, oh man. You can do a couple more leg days, I think. Yeah, I got it.

You started doing the commercial and like I got distracted immediately. I was like, this can't be my knee. Oh my God. You did have a fat knee though, which you don't. But if you did,, this can't be my knee. Oh my God. You did have a fat knee though, which you don't. But if you did, you can't work it out. How would you work out a kneecap? I think you just gotta learn,

you just gotta lose weight overall. You get a liposuction, you can get all that. You can lipo a kneecap? Yeah. Seems like a dangerous procedure. A lot of fluid in the knees. You can get it out. Really? Yeah.

I might have to. No. That was a hideous. I think it was honestly, it was a... It was a... Just a bad angle? That's a bad angle. The sun's hanging. You guys are being good friends right now.

I think I got fucking gross ass knees. All right, we're going to have to get into this. You just got to try to find another knee picture. Hire a lighting guy next time. Yeah, a knee lighting guy. Make sure my knees are lit properly. Oh my God. All right, I'm sorry about this, boys.

I didn't mean to distract you. You got to put like a little bit of a hand on your knee. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm making sure my knees are lit properly. Oh my God. Oh, all right. I'm sorry about this, boys. I didn't mean to distract. You gotta put like eye shadow on your kneecaps. Yeah, like a little blush. That is a fucking gross looking knee.

Oh man, I'm not used to having gross looking parts, Walt. Hey man, it happens. It is happening. You get used to other parts. You'll be prying at it. It's all, it's as obscure as a knee or as easy to hide. Well I already got to wear the beard to hide the double chin because like gravity's starting to pull that down. Oh yeah I'll never not have a beard. I mean can I grow knee beards? That would be maybe

get yourself an extra long mercantil Yeah, a couple of Merkins. That'll look good hanging out of your shorts. Tell him Steve Dave knee Merkin. Tell him the official Steve Dave knee Merkin. I'll get four colored demons on it. That is weird, man. All right, sorry. That's all right.

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the end they were like, yo, where'd you bring up all those drinks? And I was like, I just gave away 30 or 40 drinks. I was like, there's no way we could track these. You're like, I need another case of champagne over here. Yeah, I know. Well, you can't put me behind the bar. I don't have any training. And that was, you know.

Yeah, the expectation to transact, I think, was a little asking a little too much. I'm back there being a good time. Yeah, now you're working there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can't just look at my knees. much. I'm back there being a good time. Now you're working there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can't just look at my knees. See, knees look fine. What other notes did I have from Q West? The ghost tour we didn't get into.

Yeah. It's a trolley where you have a... It's made up of a nurse. A narrator. And yeah, it's made up to look like a hearse and it's a trolley full of people. And you go through Key West and you drive around the streets. This is a big ghost town. A lot of haunting.

Oh yeah. Hauntings and all. It's original name for the island is Bone Island or something like that. Because there used to be so many corpses just lying around, pirate corpses. A lot of pirate culture in general down there. They've been there once.

Yeah. It's beautiful. I got to get you that another time, Walt. Private, oh, we can't even do a private plane. Private train? Private train? Yeah. Now we're talking.

I got a fucking train. Just me and a conductor? Yeah, like a caboose just for you. How many cars are you talking about? One for all my, one for each of my pieces of luggage. Yeah, why not man? I don't know if that's what it takes because ultimately at the end of the day, while like this was a tell him Steve, Dave, like, like there was ants and it's like, I've heard, yeah, it was a TSD get together.

We went all in. Yeah. I've never rented a private plane, but I thought for next time, like instead of paying everybody's flights, man, you just get a private plane so we don't have to sit with the livestock and coach I booked my late man. I was all the way back in row 26. I walk into the plane I see this cock sucker in row one just not even make eye contact with Loudly to serve it. You can hear me. I'm like keep moving loudly too so everybody can hear me. I'm like, keep moving. I'm like, get this animal to the back. Get him to the back. I had a connecting flight from Miami to LaGuardia and sitting in my row as their planes filling

up and there's nobody next to me in like the next two seats. And I'm just waiting for like these people to show up and then finally we're buttoned up and I'm like, you go to this fight again. I'm like, yeah, am I allowed to sit next to the window? They're like, yeah. And so it was just me with my two phones out, watching the altitude, watching the speed. I had a map going showing exactly where I was over the country. We flew over a storm, it was lightning. Oh, it was just awesome. Like the pilot knew less about where he was going than get him. You know what announcement never has any traction is when you are fly to a city like Charlotte,

Dallas, Miami, Chicago, where there's a lot of connections and the flight attendant comes on and goes, we have a lot of people with a lot of tight connections. If you don't have a tight connection, if you could stay seated. And then as soon as the plane gets in, everyone's like, yeah, fuck that. I have a connection. Sure. Why not? It's funny. I feel like a sucker because I always wait. I would wait too. I had a connection to Charlotte on the way home and no one did it. I was way in the back of the plane. I'm like, I know these people don't have connections.

Then I had a home alone to my other plane to make it. No one ever pays attention to those. Yeah, I had a long way over in Miami. You could just watch the people just booking it. It's going from shuttle to shuttle. How many flights have you taken in your life? Yeah, I had a long layover in Miami, so you could just watch the people just booking it. Yeah. It's going from shuttle to shuttle. How many flights have you taken in your life? A couple when I was a kid. Last one I took was in 2006 or 2008 to learn how to kite surf. Okay.

But that was a turbo prop. Right. So it wasn't an actual jet jet. So this was it, huh? Yeah. I had a great time. Yeah. Everything was great.

Yeah. But like I said, especially the flight back because we flew up over the storm. I had a great time. Yeah, everything was great. Yeah, but uh, especially like I said, especially the flight black is the flight back because we flew up over the storm. You love that shit. Yeah, I fell asleep for like 20 minutes. How often would you say the words, how often would you say the words Jimmy the hair guy were mentioned? Because it seems like a lot. People were loving that Jimmy was hating that he wasn't there People were like why did you mean I come to this what the fuck?

How did he miss this well part of me falling into my phone falling into the pool story was like I wish Jimmy was there Because I would send him in the water after the pool. I mean after the phone so oh Jimmy missed out man Jimmy the hair guy was yeah, he was rested. Oh man. He's probably One of the biggest regrets of his life, I bet you. He was very upset in our Yenta chat. Yeah. Like, I'm gonna fucking black all you guys and I'm sick of hearing about Key West. Jimmy, I don't know, bro.

But anyway, the ghost trolley tour. I threw all this to get it, just to get back at Jimmy the Haircat. The whole thing was just to get at him. The ghost trolley tour there were like... So five of these trolleys with 40 people on each and they have a ghost host who's in character almost like the guy at Haunted Mansion. Like welcome to the... Sorry, I just wanted to set that up. Oh no, so Q&Jiggy put people on each trolley. They put Joan Bergio and Joanna on one and then put me and Ming on another.

Then they gave us headsets so that we could also comment, which did not happen for me because my dude was like, this is my show and I'm not going to stop talking once motherfucker. The only interjection was that when the guy mentioned something about yellow fever sweeping the island at one point, Ming goes, hey. That was it. You still have the patch on minutes before the ghost story. I don't know how much was it the patch or the guy. Yeah, I don't know.

This guy, even Mary Beth was like, wow, he talked. We've done it before a couple of times. They told us, they're like, listen, we got our best ghosts are going to be on the trolley. So I think some people wanted to, I think they wanted to do it. Are you in a mixture with people who aren't a part of it? No, no, all of it was only QS scapes. So that's weird then that they wouldn't allow. Only on his because in Burgeau and John took over the whole thing.

She was dressed like a fish. It was fucking hysterical. That was funny. And Steve Byrne I heard had like ain' one where he was just sniping everybody on the street and like going after the ghost stories and stuff. I think he teed up his trolley like right away. He goes, after this, I'm buying everyone's shots. So he had them like in their pocket the entire time. I was told Steve Byrne was an animal and he didn't do anything to disprove that.

No, no, no. No, I heard it was like Steve Byrne's coming. Like he is a wild man. When he's coming, everything's getting turned up. Yeah. I remember Joe DeRosa, he's like, he's got a tray with like 30 shots on it. He bought 120 shots. He bought everyone in the trolley three shots or at least two or three shots. The artist had free open bar. He went and put hundreds of dollars worth of shots. There they are. No, yeah. There's a tray. That was just one round.

Yeah, it was crazy. That was just one round. He's such a party animal. Yeah, well, that's what you got to do. You got to buy everybody a shot on the trolley. That's all I got to do. They had to win their favor, yeah. I just, at the end, I go, I'm just glad that me and Ming offered so much to you guys.

Steve, when he got to, when he got down to Key West, he walked in our house. He was there for not even 30 seconds. He goes, I'm going to get Jameson. I'll be back. He was in the house 30 seconds left to get Jameson. Yeah, him and Ming really got into it. And then at the end, when it wraps up, usually you go into this building. I'm not sure what, I can't remember what's in there. Shipwreck Museum. Shipwreck Museum. It's an old timey looking wooden building. It looks like it was built in the 1800s.

But instead we pull up and we do sort of a semi-circle around this area where there's this raised platform or whatever you would call it. Yeah, it's a balcony. Balcony, right? That's it right there. And Jiggy comes out and he says a few words and then Q comes out dressed as like what I assume to be a dead pirate. Sherman the scumbag.

Sherman the scumbag. Yeah, dead pirate. A dead pirate. Pirate ghost. The pirate ghost, yeah. And does he have any pictures of, he must have some pictures of Sherman the pirate. Sherman the scumbag. Yeah, it was the only part of the festival that I kind of feel that I lost control of

myself a little bit. Because it was midnight. Right. And at that point I was like, Holy shit, I need to drink. Did you become Sherman? I did okay. I didn't get unprofessional, but I probably dropped one F-bomb more than I wanted to. It was different.

It was funny. Like I told Q, like Mary Beth was like, he didn't have to dress up like a pirate. He wanted to. Yeah. I have to agree. I wasn't expecting that. Hey man, I'm there. There it is.

Sherman, the scumbag. There he is. What's on your face? White, uh, white face. Oh, okay. I thought that that problem with the knee was spread into the face. I mean, I don't look good in that photo. It's not a great photo. And this was the night that your throat got blown out too. That's my throat getting blown out in Key West right there. Yeah. Because we were all

singing. We were all up there singing for three hours. It was really fun. You took my phone at one point when we went to Irish Kevin's as Sherman the scumbag to make a call. And then you hand my phone back to me. It's just covered in white Sweat and ink or whatever was on your face So yeah, it was it was great and I thank you to everybody that came and thank you everybody online that supported us Even if he didn't come it was it was it was one of the best things in my life. I loved it Yeah, when I arrived there was a whole big swag bag there with sure Even if he didn't come, it was one of the best things of my life. I loved it. Yeah. When I arrived, there was a whole big swag bag there with a shirt.

Again, something I did not expect with shirts and hat and wearing the hat right now. All kinds of stuff and booze. But the one thing that was in there, watch, yeah, really nice watch. The one thing that was in there that was my favorite was Q typewritten, had typewritten a note thanking me for coming. It was so tight. I got, I felt like get them. I got like choked up and shit. Yeah. Talent that came. I typed them out. Little personal notes. Yeah. It was really nice. Yeah. Rosa told me he cried too. I was like, Oh yeah.

Yeah, it was great. It was, it was very special. I was very happy, but, uh, you know, onwards and upwards. What do we do next? What I miss around here? Oh, you know what we forgot about too? On the pontoon boat, how Rachel became fascinated with Githam. Oh, yeah. That is amazing. So Rachel is a comic. She's amazing. She's well established. She's she's out there in the world. Rachel Feinstein, right? Yeah, did I not say that? Yeah.

Okay, sorry. Yeah. So she is she's she's established. She's a big like headline comedian. She because get him to, you know, he's a notable figure on a boat. When he's in his shorts and we're all headed out and he's got the beard whipping in the wind and like it looks like something you dragged on board from the sea And she just asked like who's that and I just started telling her the real Story of get him and she was fucking Fascinated in a way that I didn't expect like she started like I started going Rachel I go are you developing a crush on get him right now she's like I want to know everything about him and then we were in the water and we she's

we're all in the water in this and the water is only like three feet deep so we're all getting sitting on the sand in the sandbar with this crystal crystal blue water around us and Rachel's just doing her thing and she's telling these stories she's basically doing a stand-up set in the middle of the ocean yeah exactly and we're all dying laughing. And she keeps looking at Gidham. And then how did the cockering thing came about? You were telling about the optional bar.

Oh, so there's a closing optional bar there where you can go naked in QS if you want. Every time you go there's some weird dude wearing a cock cage, like a cage around his penis. When I was up there, it was like a huge Prince Albert. So she, so I told that and she goes, what do you mean? She goes, what do you mean a penis cage? What do you mean?

And I'm like, you never, and then Gedim's like, oh, and he starts describing what they're for and who wears them and she beat, she floated across half the ocean to get next to him, to sit down next to him. And then I watched Gedim explain to her what a penis cage was. It was fucking

I don't know what I've never heard of it either Apparently in the woods so it keeps it caged in like I think it comes in a lot like a master like a Like a chasm thing yeah for men for men Why don't you explain? Oh there it is Yeah, oh, it looks like a slinky like you fell down the stairs using Describing it like the conversations about to move on and then he just went and you can't get hard in it Why can't you couldn't get a person a wreck, didn't it? I don't think there's room to grow.

It's pretty snug. It's a snug cage. Oh, it's, oh, it's, I look to me more like a... No, it doesn't grow. Oh, like it expands, you thought. Like, you know, like a... Like a slinky. Like a slinky, yeah.

No, that's fixed. That's a fixed position. Oh. What would be... It's so... Oh, wow. Oh, it's only 40 bucks for that blue steel one. There are some wacky people out there. Yeah, can you imagine suggesting to your wife, I had this idea.

Well, you know, maybe if I had gone to QS, maybe she'd be like, you can go, but you've got to bring... Hey, if that's what it takes, well, you know, well, it's only 40 bucks. We'll get you down there. Yeah. But yeah, Rachel is so funny, man. She was into it. Oh, yeah.

You gotta be real careful, too. You don't get any hair caught in that fucking cage. Yeah. That'd be painful shit. Probably part of the point. They sell them on Amazon. Oh, it's for pain? No, it's for submission of dominance.

Okay. Interesting. How do you know so much about it, Kim? Just like I know about some certain websites that Bry brought up. Go on. I kind of know. I try to know a lot about everything. Uh-huh, I bet you do.

Yeah. I bet you do. I can't believe they sell them on Amazon. They got a stubby little unit right there in the second round. 39.99, oh, 19 bucks. It's that one that's, yeah, two over. It's a little stubby little unit.

What is that then? A little cock. Ah, this is weird. Right on Amazon. Just a bunch of dudes in a room looking at fucking cock cages. Oh, you have to pick the size. Whew. That's two keys just in case. Just in case you lose one.

Yeah, in case you lose one. Well, they said, didn't somebody say that they met somebody up there? I did. That was the story I was telling. Oh, that was the story. Okay. The Garden of Eden is the top floor of this. There's a bowl and the whistle, and then the top floor is the Garden of Eden. It's a clothing optional bar. But it's been there forever. Like, everybody was a story. The Garden of Eden is the top floor of this. There's a bowl and the whistle and the top floor is the Garden of Eden.

It's a clothing optional bar, but it's been there forever. Everybody knows about it. So you go out there and everybody's in clothes except for these two old dudes just standing around. And I told the story about last time I went a couple of with the firehouse guys, we went up there to check it out and there was a dude just sitting there with his penis and one of these things. And that started

the conversation yeah he said his mistress makes him go to the bar and sit there naked for a certain amount of time every day as like a humiliation thing yeah yeah he seemed happy well it didn't seem like he was having a bad time I don't think I saw anybody up there who wasn't having a good time they have great music notorious have great DJs up there. Yeah. Really? Notorious have some of the best music in Key West is at that bar.

Really? I didn't know that. They have the great DJs who do it. Oh, nice. I think I see retirement plan for us. No phones allowed whatsoever. Oh, we'll show you what. Take a picture of the-

No, you just pull out your phone. The security guy comes right down. And grabs you. Yeah. Yeah. It was weird. There was a bachelorette party that decided to all go topless. Oh, you guys weren't there the first night.

We went there Wednesday night and there was a full-on bachelorette party where the bride and all the... They were topless and they just had heart shaped nipple covers. And they were all just up there fucking partying. Having a blast. They were having a blast. Yeah.

Damn. And they were in their early 30s, so it wasn't like it was just a complete fucking harsh opening of my knees. My old fucking janky, disgusting elephant knees. Fucking killing the buzz. Ew. Ew.

Ew. Let me go stand next to that guy with the fucking cage around his cocks. No one notices his knees. They had a knee cage. Yeah, it was great. It was great. Thank you to everybody who came. And I think there's no reason we wouldn't do another one,

man. No. It was, except to ruin the memory of this one. Like, how could it go that well again? I mean, even the weather was like, boom, perfect. It was literally like three perfect days in a row. Like, 80 degrees every day, no weather-related issues. Nice little breeze, keep you cool.

I couldn't believe with all the drinking, like, I mean, some of us were drinking 12 hours a day. There was no drama, like no, no inter drama. Yeah. Well, Jamie Lee DeRose's friend that he brought was like, I can't believe how much you guys all love each other. She said, I've never seen it like this. She goes, everybody in this room says good night.

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which I thought was really good. Oh, yes. Yeah, you did five questions with Brian Quinn. So yeah, Chuck was actually concerned about your reaction to it. So like two years ago, Audio Boom asked me, this is podcast distribution company, asked me to do a podcast from, and I said, yeah, I'll do it. Two years ago, AudioBoom, this is a podcast distribution company, asked me to do a podcast. I said, yeah, I'll do it. I did what I did and dragged it out for two years. We had to fill the open spot in the show. I was like, well, fuck it. Why don't we just do five stupid questions? That was the podcast idea. The show opened up with

five stupid questions. But Chuck was like, did you tell Brian and Walt about this? He was very concerned that you guys would be upset that there was a second podcast up on that stage that didn't, that I was involved in. That wasn't CSD related? Yeah. He seemed to think you guys are going to be upset that I had that, another podcast going.

I got to tell you at no- You started another podcast? Well, that's what I'm telling you. Like the first episode? No, I still owe them like 10 episodes. I still owe audio boom like 10 episodes or something. So I'm just going to, I'm going to do this. And Chuck was upset about the unity of us.

I got to tell you, it didn't occur to me. I was like, they have 10 podcasts. I said, I used to do, would say, and he was like, no, you should just run it by them first. And I was like, yeah, go, did you tell Brian to do that when he was doing a whatever that other podcast? And he was like, no, I'm going to do it. And I was like, yeah, go, did you tell Brian to do that when he was doing a whatever that other podcast?

And he was like, no, I'm going to do it. And I was like, no, I'm going to do it. And he was like, no, I'm going to do it. And he was like, no, I'm going to do it. And he was like, no, I'm going to do it. And he was like, no, I'm going to do it. And he was like, no, I'm going to do it. And he was like, no, I'm going to do it. And he was like, no, I'm going to do it. And he was like, no, I'm going to do it. And he was like, no, I'm going to do it. And he was like no you should just run it by them first. Right.

And I was like yeah go did you tell Brian to do that when he was doing whatever that other podcast. He's like no no I just think you should tell him. So I don't know. What was he was very concerned. It's nice that he's concerned but yeah that did not occur to me. What's this all about? Hey hey hey.

No I was enjoying it. I thought you did a great job. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah it was just just it's just we pulled people from the audience up and asked him about their job. It's like a great job. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. It was just, it's just, we pulled people from the audience up and asked them about their job. It's like a little interview. Yeah.

That girl Megan asked us. She was a funeral? Funeral. She worked at a cemetery receptionist. Cemetery receptionist. Yeah. We had Fatone. We had Get'em.

I had one question for Get'em and it was like, what the fuck do you do? What do we pay you for? And he couldn't really answer. He couldn't really answer. There was a lot. Look at his face right there. Was he drunk? Lot of hemming and hawing.

Was he inebriated? Were you drunk at that point? No, I think I had like, when we started going out, that's when. Gotcha, gotcha. What was your answer? What did you tell him? I said I have various duties. Things like taking care of Teddy, helping take care of Teddy.

That kind of huge. He brought that up. Teddy got a big round of applause. Yeah. Teddy chant, DeRose. And that was it? Pretty much, yeah. That's when you can tell people really listen, when they start chanting for a dog.

That was awesome. I think I had some dad waters at that point. Okay. Yeah. Gotcha. Great. Yeah. But you did great, Fatone, DeRose are killed, and then people from the audience.

It was fun. I have various duties is the best That should be a t-shirt You can say that about any job Various duties my wife asked me like when when she's gone for a couple hours, what'd you do? I'm like, I have various I did various things Fucking astronaut. What do you do? I have various duties various duties. You can can say to a fucking astronaut, what do you do? I have various duties. I have various duties. You can still go to a pimp.

What do you do? I have various duties. Little this, little that. I forgot to, at one point, get him burst in on an unsuspecting woman in the bathroom. Oh yeah. Yeah, it was like, I did wonder too because the door was shut. It's in a very common area. It's right off the kitchen.

And there was a girl in there changing into her bathing suit. She's one of us. She's a friend. Yeah, she's a friend. Yeah, it wasn't like an attendee or something. Instead of knocking on the door and seeing if somebody's in there, Getham just opens the door up. I would have assumed it was locked.

You saw it all, right? Yeah. You saw it all. Quite impressed. You would have assumed it was locked. It could have been locked. It was locked. Quite a bit. It couldn't have been locked. It was locked, but the locks in these houses don't work.

They're like these- They're like 150 years old. Yeah, there's these tiny little, like you push a tiny little pin and it's supposed to keep it locked. Because I walked in on Mary Beth taking a shower because I had to brush my teeth or something and she was like, how'd you get in here? I locked it. These locks are not the best.

Yeah, she handled it well. Oh, she was like, if anybody was going to do it, she goes, if anybody was going to do it, I'm glad it's Getham because he probably needs it the most. I was like, that is a cool cat, man. That's a cool character. Yeah, it was great. I forgot about that, Getham. That's probably why you're so happy on that fucking boat. Yeah. Dancing, shaking that sand out of your asshole. Like a never-ending sand pile. And I go to Gittem, where did that sand come from? And he went, my pockets, I hope. And

the weirdest thing is like where it fell out of you was the only exit to the boat was this little one like four-foot gate that opened and in front of the gate was just a pile of get him ass sand. So everybody had to walk over the ass sand to get out of the boat. I was like, yeah, this is it. This is what we promised you people. Did it make you feel good that Rachel fell too?

Like you weren't the only one to fall over the weekend? Oh yeah, Rachel tripped in the parking lot. Oh I didn't know that. Yeah, she fell in the parking lot. Oh okay, good, good. She went down, I was right behind her. I, she fell in the parking lot. She was all right. Oh, okay, good, good. She went down. I was right behind her. I was like, holy shit.

But she bounced right out of the car. Yeah, yeah, she didn't care. She was all right. She'd scream out for Ming and Chuck and came to help her. No, no, I did not. That fucking, you have video of that sand full of pictures of that sand? I think. Yeah, I have some video of it.

It's hard to see it because it's so like, you know, the way it's lit, but you can see it piling up. Yeah. Yeah, I'll send it to you. That's so funny, man. So funny. It's just so great. The boat ride and everything. I was happy seeing you in that water. I really was. I was like,

oh man, I don't know how many opportunities he's going to get to stand in this water like this. Because I'm sure shit not inviting him back. That's not true. I don't think I could do it without him at this point. Well, it's funny. When I flew out, I had my little map running and I had marked where we had gotten off the boat and I, we, the plane literally went over the exact spot that we, uh, it was, um, no, I don't want to say the name of the place. It doesn't matter. Oh, the Jew fish bag.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't seem racist by saying something that's named Jew fish. Jew fish. Is it another type of fish though? I think so. Yeah. You know, that's all right. I don't want to seem racist by saying something that's named that. Oh, because it's Jewfish? Jewfish, I guess. Is it another type of fish, though? I think so. Yeah, it's Jewfish Channel.

That's what we were? Yeah. Jewfish Channel. Wow, we were, that's pretty cool. Which is the Jewfish Basin, yeah. We were pretty far out there. Yeah, it took about 40 minutes to get out there. Yeah.

Yeah, it's weird, you're like, you ride out for 40 minutes and then get out and you're up to your knees. Yeah. It's interesting. Yeah, it's so nice, man. It's so nice. But there we go. Yeah, that's interesting. Yeah. So nice, man. It's so nice. There we go.

Yeah, that was about it for the weekend, I think, right? That's about it. Yeah, I think we covered everything with the festival. This made me laugh. Not laugh, but well, it made me laugh just because it's such bad luck. This is final destination shit. Actually, it reminded me because it's Chick-fil-A worker. Chick-fil-A worker 67 survives car crash only to fall to her death in a deep

hidden well as she tries to get help. Oh my God. What the fuck is that? Holy shit. Yeah. She, she got into a car crash and she was on the side of the road and I guess she walked like to the side of the road to, you know, to wait for help or something. And then she was found deceased at the bottom of the well that was surrounded by very

thick brush near where her car was found. Can you imagine the shitty luck, but that is definitely final destination type. I mean, Jesus Christ, 67, you're just every part of it. You're at the bottom of a well wearing a Chick-fil-A outfit. Yeah. If you survive to the bottom, you, you, you hope that you just die on impact. So you're not there. Trying to pull her out. Yeah.

Oh, that's like an old well. Why the fuck is that open? That should be covered. Yeah. Right. They should, they should definitely have something over that. Yeah. You've got a plank of wood, anything. Yeah. Somebody's got a lawsuit. It's coming. There's tons of them though, like these old mines and stuff Yeah, like in mining areas like they just that's what's happening to route 80 right now Is there were some old mines and stuff that they oh really just built route 80 right over these mines and never thought to learn a collapse Yeah, both both both sides. That's like these huge sinkholes Up in like closer to the Poconos than here. Sounds like a Pennsylvania thing.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Wow. Yeah, so they got a couple of sinkholes going on on Route 80. Yeah, there you go. Sinkholes happen a lot in Florida. Those are crazy. They had one, a famous case in Winter Park where I went to school, there was a sinkhole

underneath a Porsche dealership. And this was like I think in the 80s. And like all the cars were like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, oh, they're like, They had one, a famous case in Winter Park where I went to school. There was a sinkhole underneath a Porsche dealership. And this was like a thing in the 80s and like a hundred Porsches all into the bottom of this huge sinkhole. I'm told that's because they sucked all the water out of the land. I don't know. I think they're like water pockets.

I think they're like old water pockets. That's what I mean. Like they were filled with water and then they sucked the water out. And then it's just this empty space that wasn't there before. I know what happened at a Corvette museum. Oh man, that sucks. Wait, it happened at a Porsche place and a Corvette? I know, I know of the Corvette place. Was that the national Corvette museum that one happened recently?

It's odd though, Porsche and Corvette. Sinkhole loves a nice car. And wants to drive. That's the devil trying to get his hands on a set of cool wheels. I think if you look, Winter Park, Florida is where it happened. Oh, is that it? No. Oh yeah, that's it. That's where Porsche is, yeah.

What year was that? 1981. 1981, yeah. How old were you in 81? My parents weren't even married yet. I was born in 86. That's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wow, you're that young. 86? Goddamn, boy. Look at this guy. What can you call? What did we miss up here, Walt? What did we miss in the office while we were gone? It was very quiet.

Yeah? It was just as hot as the house. The key West, right? Yeah. I looked at the... I looked at the... I looked at the... I looked at the... Well, what are we missing the office over gun? It's very quiet. Yeah, it was just as hot as your man as the Demometer it was 84 in here on Saturday good But you know me and the me and the Rons. Yeah kind of bonded over the weekend I kept the door open in case I want to come in. Oh wow. Yeah. So you made up?

Why? Was I upset with the Rons? Wasn't there stuff in the hallway? Oh yeah, he was kind of bad. Yeah. He told me it was just a bad day. Oh yeah. He apologized?

He didn't apologize, but he definitely, he bitched so much else about other things that I was happy to hear him bitch about, I kind of let it go. Right, okay. We kind of had a mutual person to bitch about nice. We bonded over that. That's up Get him what's next for you bud? What's next on your various duties? Today yeah Get him. What's next for you, bud? What's next on your various duties? Today? Yeah. I might possibly help out the guy cleaning out the back room right now. Oh, he's here? Yeah.

Wait, what? Oh, that's who was at the door. Yeah. Oh, yeah. A listener has... That's what his thing is. I guess he has a little bit of OCD. And he... You met him. he's an old time OG listener. He was there from the beginning.

He's actually watched a couple of episodes back when we first started. His name is Josh. Okay. And he was in, he was on a gaming pod and he's won prizes from us. He's been around for so long, but his thing is cleaning. Like he likes it? Yeah. Like he likes organizing. It's his OCD. He's been around for so long, but his thing is cleaning. Like he likes it? Yeah, he likes organizing.

It's his OCD and he was like, can I get a crack at this? It's like this is like, would be my Super Bowl and my World Series combined to try to clean this. Oh my God. And I was like, sure, go for it. Just free labor. That's what's happening. Well, get them supervisors.

Oh my God. Geez Louise. Just free labor. That's what that's what's happening. Get them supervises. Oh my God. Jeez Louise. He's not supervising. He's probably like. Getting in the way. No, he's probably have 17 ulcers because shit is getting moved and I'm fucking, yeah, go ahead.

Keep, I hope you give 18 ulcers. You're the reason why it's the way it is. I wonder, does he do that for work or is it just like a side hobby to clean? I think it's a hobby but- He's compelled to do it. Yeah, I think it's more of a compulsion than a hobby. We can ask him right now. I can go get him.

I mean, why not? But don't you have any pride? Aren't you like, hey man, that's my job. That's my job. You're not taking my job. That's got to be one of the various duties. Like in the fire department, if a lieutenant or captain's like, hey, hand me your, hand me your palligan for a second, you never give up your tool. You're like, no, chief, what

do you need? That's my job. You never give up your job. What the fuck? Yeah, he doesn't think like that. Hey, what's going on, bud? All right. Yeah, of course. Of course. Yeah. This is Josh. What's up, Josh? How you doing? Jeez Louise. What are you doing? Killing myself. What are you? Why are you here doing his job for him?

He's not doing his job. So you volunteered to come in and do his job for him. I think so. Yeah. Unfortunately. That's the craziest shit. Get him. You're all right with this? Sure. Yeah. How are you okay with this? How is this not like a pride thing?

Like this is my job. Like a guy's not coming in here and taking care of my shit, my various duties. Or I let it get so fucked up we had to call in a specialist. Yeah, this is like hoarders. I mean, if someone can do a job better than I can, I mean- Your job. Better than you can. Yes. Is what you're saying. Yes. I mean, your job. Yeah. Better than you can.

Yes. Is what you're saying. Yes. That is wild, man. Or an aspect of my job. Uh huh. Better than I can. I knew it would drive them bonkers.

Yeah. So that's why I was like, apps are fucking loot. I see. Apps are fucking loot. Get in here now and anything you see that you think can go out the fucking door into the dumpster Cart Blanche bitch Wow how many hours have you put aside for this is the first day?

I've been in and out of those three times. Yeah, I'm sorry I've been in and out in and out a couple times and you got eyes on that mess. Yeah, did I exaggerate at all? If anything you you underplayed it. Yeah, probably. Are you taking before and after pictures, I hope? Oh, shit, I should have. Yeah. I will. It's still early in the process.

Still early in the game, yeah. I made a big hole back there already. Wow. Do you think this is mostly an organizational issue or a trash removal issue? It's a bit of both. That's tough to sort through. It is. That's why I need to get them around and wall them.

Well, because get them's definition of trash is not necessarily our definition of trash. But you have a family that you're taking time away from for this? Yeah. Incredible. And you're so into organizing that you're like, I'll do it. It's a compulsion. Yeah. You got to do it.

I do it at home. Wish my wife suffered from that. Well, he can stop by and... Yeah, do you want to take over my wife's duties too? Well, what are we talking here? Is that all for open everyone? I can see a very thorough man. I bet you can do a pretty good job.

Maybe not as good as Mary Beth, but I bet you can. Oh no, I bet you could. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not could do a pretty good job. Maybe not as good as Mary Beth, but I bet you could. Oh no, I bet you could. I got a pretty mouth. You like to pray, right? Wow. I can't conceive of it.

It's almost like you're doing charity work for this guy. In a way. Yeah. Are you getting a free t-shirt or a hat? Yeah, get them. How are you repaying them? Yeah. You hadn't thought of that yet. We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. All right. Yeah. Are you getting a free t-shirt or a hat? Yeah, get them. How are you repaying them? Yeah.

You hadn't thought of that yet, have you? Yeah. We'll cross that bridge when we come to it. All right. And when you dig it out. Yeah. Wow. I look forward to it, being able to get back there.

I can't believe Chuck's not here filming this. I feel like it should be a special of some sort. The decluttering of the office. And his reaction, just cap a camera on him Yeah, I get him before and after you have it before do you have it before you gotta have it before picture Right, you're okay with this get him a Guy coming in your job, please talk freely. This is a podcast is what people are wanting here They don't hear you just shake your head That's my reaction.

Try to explain it in fucking words. I'm dealing. But how do you like, but like I wouldn't. Are you spiraling? I don't know if I'm necessarily spiraling. Are you angry at yourself a little bit? Like, why didn't I get this done? No way.

No fucking way he's angry at yourself a little bit? Like, why didn't I get this done? No way. No fucking way he's angry at himself. He's angry that I fucking agreed to it. But this is a fucking, a long burn because remember at the end of the year, it was like, you guys gotta fucking take them on. You guys gotta do something about it. I took them with you guys. That's not doing something. No, that's not doing something. So then when Josh shows up, No, that's not doing something. So that Josh shows up, I see, I calculate, and I'm like, this'll burn his ass. So yeah, you can do it. It's a spite cleaning.

Yeah. Wow, and Josh, how do you feel about that? Are you okay being used in that manner? I don't feel like I'm being used. You wouldn't like a nice decluttered space? I would love it, yeah. Okay, so I mean, I think it's a win-win, don't feel like I'm being used. You wouldn't like a nice decluttered space? I would love it, yeah. Okay, so I mean, I think it's a win-win, don't you? I do think it's a win-win.

I just can't, like I was saying, when you went out to get them, like in the Fire Academy, they tell you, you never give up your tools. The captain wants, like, give me that and pull that win to do something, you say, what do you need? What do you need, what do you need, what do you need?

You never, ever give up your tools. It's the number one thing. And if they do do it, you say, what do you need? What do you need? What do you need? What do you need? You never ever give up your tools. It's the number one thing. And if they do do it, you're an asshole. So I'm shocked to my core right now that Gittem is giving up his tools. He's not following the fireman's code. He's not asking the captain, what do you need? What do you need, boss?

What do you need? Wow. Well, you've never been trained like that. Wow, where'd you go? What's this, a picture? I asked for this picture to be hung in December. Get it on. He sits at the foot of his office, his desk.

Yeah, let's call it that. Since December. I'll hang that next time I come back. You could probably find time to find that hanging today, right? Yeah, absolutely. Oh man, Gannem, this is bad. Uh-oh, you guys all crying? No.

He's got that look in his eyes, the wet eyes, shrink wrapped in tears. The big Mosey. I should feel bad? I don't think you should,. No, I mean it's like it's not gonna happen unless Josh does it. It's not happening. Wow. It came to that. It came to Josh. There was no Josh is the wolf. There was no expectations that it would ever get done. In my opinion, if it had been this long and nobody was willing to make it happen, and then God sends a Josh into my life. I mean, I think if God opens a door, you walk through it. Yeah, I think so. I agree. He's a tell him Steve, Dave Wolf. He comes in with unsolvable problems. Yeah. And he solves them. Wow, man. Look at that. Get him. How could you handle this? How can you take this?

I'm dealing. How? Because he's getting paid the same exact if Josh does it or he does it. Right. Or he doesn't do it. Right. Yeah. But I would be like, Josh, come back tomorrow and we'll do this together. And then I'd spend all night doing it. I would be like, Josh, come back tomorrow, and we'll do this together, and then I'd spend all night doing it.

Cause you'd feel almost like, I mean, like we hire, we employ him, but also he's our friend. Yeah. So you'd think like, as a friend, you wouldn't want to. He wouldn't take advantage of us like this. You would think so. Yeah, but here we are. Oh.

Oh. Oh. It's, once it gets done, I think, you know. You think he'll be able to maintain it? Maintaining is the issue, right? I don't know. Yeah. Will you maintain it, I think, you know. Do you think he'll be able to maintain it? Maintaining is the issue, right? I don't know. Yeah. Will you maintain it, get him and not throw your shit around?

I will try. I mean, it's a lot of it is more stuff comes in, you know, as we do different productions, we get more and more things like totes for certain shows and it can only go into so many places. Right. Yeah. So it's our fault. No.

No. No. No. Just from what I've seen so far, there's ways we can consolidate a lot. There was a huge box back there, I'm talking like three feet by four feet and maybe a foot wide and it had like two little pictures at the bottom of it and nothing else.

That's just taking up all that space. Let me ask you something. You looked at that box and figured that out. Did you go to school for this? How did you come to know that that box didn't need to be there empty? I opened it. Oh, okay. And did you go to school for that or didn't need to be there. Empty. I opened it. Oh, oh, okay. And did you go to school for that or you just opened the box? This guy's a natural. Yeah, he is a little.

It was probably the picture we just pulled out that you wanted to use for the clown. No, no, it's... No, the clown is out here. Don't talk back to Josh. You work for him now. Because what was at the bottom of that box was a couple of devils. Yes, but there was stuff that was in there before that had since been moved. Look at him.

Look at him. We tried so hard. Well, no, it's true. We got the... Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. You're wrong.

It was stuff that we had packed at 65 or 35 to 65 and then 65 to here. Wasn't that like four years ago. Yeah So it's one of the things is right behind the Ping-pong table stuff over there. So that was stored in there, but it's since been removed sure to here makes perfect sense Josh I'm gonna need you to take pictures Document your journey. Yeah, we're gonna need to I'm gonna need to know more about this. I can't wait for next week. I can't wait to walk in. How long do you think you need?

I mean, is it really a week long endeavor? I thought maybe it would be a couple days at most. There's a lot there. More than I expected. Yeah. You know there's a couch in there, right? Can you see it? There's a couch in there? There's a couch in there, right? Can you see it? There's a couch in there? There's a couch in there, yeah.

Are you kidding? Yeah. He's mostly talking about the costume room right now. Oh, he's talking about the costume room. Oh, yeah, yeah. When you first walk into what was supposed to be the break room, yeah. Yeah. I sort of see where the couch is, yeah. Okay. Yeah. But I just found an empty stick of antiperspirant or deodorant sitting on the floor. That was one of the things I just found. As I'm moving things, I'm like, oh, what's that? We're going to see him next week.

He's like, I think I'm changing my compulsions. I think I have a compulsion not to come back here. I don't know that it's going to be a week. I can't be here every day. Yeah. I come down. Why not? Well, you're not paid to be Josh. Yeah, exactly. I think that fell out of my old laundry bag.

An empty one? No, it's got stuff in it. No, that, no, there's No, the bag. No, okay. Whoa. Now he's getting lippy with you, Josh. There's one deodorant that's empty, completely empty. There's one that's sitting on the floor,

also sitting on the floor somewhere else, that looks like it has stuff in it. For the moment, I left that. That might've came out of my spleen. But the empty one, like, why do you think we might've kept that, Josh? Well, when you looked at that, what makes you be like,

oh, I know why they have this. Anything come to mind? Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Okay. Get them anything come to mind on that? I guess it's probably my old laundry bag. Yeah. Yeah. It has to be driving you crazy though, because I remember when we first got in the office, Mary Beth came in and she was organizing some stuff and she had like consolidated all, get them into one box. And she was like, I thought he was going to cry. She thought you might've been that upset that she was moving stuff around. Yeah, well.

I know you resented it. I know that. No, no, no. Some of my stuff entered into some of TSD stuff and a couple of things disappeared. Like what? Receipts? No. What disappeared?

90 degree iPhone cables and who do you think took them? I don't know. I think it may have just been Mistake possibly mistakenly thrown out. I'm not saying anyone took them. I'm just saying they disappeared Josh will find them I did find a box of cables I did find a box of cables. Whoa! Whoa! All kinds of cables and wires. No, yeah, that's a different box.

You guys apologize very much. That's a cable box. Yeah. Why would the cables be in that? What was I thinking? Well, these were brand new iPhone cables. All the stuff in the cable boxes, like XLR cables and stuff.

I think a before and after picture is an obvious thing that I'd like to see, but I'd also like to see some of Josh's discoveries. Yeah. Because there's gotta be some real gems that. Yeah, like are we going to find dead animals and shit? You know, like squashed. Yeah, you might find a something dead back there.

Okay. Well, there you go, Josh. Well, like you can find a dead, you find a dead elf in the front room. So. All right. All right. Here we go. All right. All right. Here we go

Well, I'm looking forward to this I already can't wait for next week's episode to get the update on this and see how it does Josh Please document this as much as well. I wish I had taken a picture of that That area before I've created the whole I'm sure there's still plenty of there that people can look at In a photo and you know, even if you want to do a time lapse, you know, I've heard worse ideas is all I'm saying. Yeah. Do you have a GoPro? I do not.

Damn. No, but iPhone does. iPhone does it too now, right? Oh yeah, you're right. I think there's one in there. He's going to find it. Then you got to find the cable and you charge it up and then you can do that. And in Josh's defense, he's not the first listener that has come to me and be like,

I want to tackle that back room for you. Really? On the Black Fridays, I had multiple people be like, hey, do you mind if I come down during the week and clean up? That's such a weird thing. Yeah. That I'm like, no, I can't have you just come down here. That's very kind of you.

I'll be like, but no, we know Yeah, we got I can't make you and this person was from like Baltimore or something So but you know you get to that point, you know Now you're like, yeah, I don't care. These guys are fucking swimming in Key West You just saw me and it was Nice Or was it you just saw me and it was, whoo? No, no, no. Nice. The first day you came down, you were like, I'm here to clean. What do we do? We just sat around and watched TV all day. You sat and we watched Love Boat for a couple hours and then you went home.

I felt like I was paying you to do it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that and Doris Day. Yeah, yeah. Well that Dora stay. We watched it all. You're here for like seven hours. Yeah. Get him.

Are you okay with that? With him watching your shows and your movies? I was here. Oh boy. He was keeping an eye on him. He was here. He was looking at you. He's just kind of like pretending that we weren't having as good a time as we were.

Well, I was finding the episodes. Oh, who's this guy? Let me look it up for you. We got it, kid. We know, we know. Josh will look it up. The wolf has got it. If you got a problem, yo, he'll solve it.

Check out the beat while my DJ revolves it. Yeah, you got that right. Wow, Josh, thank you, brother. Yeah, thanks, Josh. We'll make sure it's worth your time in some way. Hopefully, yeah. Yeah, yeah, wow. He needs a cool nickname now.

The wolf. The wolf ant. Okay. Come fix the problems. Oh, fuck. Does my got a dick game now? Oh boy. Oh boy. Let's wrap this up before it goes too much longer. He's going down the drain. Yeah, we can't watch him circle much longer.

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