Tell Em Steve-Dave - #633: The Gay Corpse

Episode Date: April 20, 2025

Q vehemently defends 80s Heart vs 70s Heart, revolving restaurants, gals in space, microphallus, Tartarian Bells.

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Thanks. Dead bodies will not get fucked in my city. Good stuff Amy Schumer. Tell em Steve Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition of Tell em Steve Dave. I'm here with Wal. Yo. And via Zoomer Streamyard actually. BQ Quinn. Hello, hello, hey.

You doing alright? I hate to not be in there. You look worn out. You know, it's back to work, work five days a week. You know what I mean? Yeah, 10 hours yesterday. I'm like- Because you're dipping out of a writers meeting for this, you said.

Yeah, I was in the writers room all day and I'm jumping out for this and then I got to go back in. But it's good, fun stuff. You know. There you go. That's the kind of commitment BQ has, Walt. I've never questioned it. I didn't think so. I didn't think so.

Well, thank you, boys. Thank you. I am going to see Hart tonight at Radio City. Any thoughts or comments on Hart? I like Hart, so I'm not going to mock you. Me too. Okay. All right.

The Wilson sisters come on now. Walt. You can go ahead and mock him. I'm not going to mock you, but I have seen some photos or some video of heart playing in 2025. Yeah. Is it more like heart attack? It is. It's not the heart of the 70s that I remember. I think she was sitting down for most of the performance. Yeah, well. I mean, which is what happens. Yeah, like what am I going to do?

She's still up there playing, you know? Let me hear it. Let me hear Alone. Let me hear Alone. Play it. Alone? Was that your favorite heart song? Well, I just picked any heart song, you know.

So you're telling me you like the heart of the 90s more than the 70s? No, I just picked a song, man. Okay, all right. Yeah, all right. All right. I didn't think I'd have to answer for it. I forgot where I was. What is your favorite old song?

But yeah, I do like Alone. Alone, I think Alone, yeah. Not Barracuda, not Magic Man? Not Barracuda, no. I was saying that just to put a button on the joke there. Oh. I mean, that's all. Yeah, Barracuda a little overplayed for me in my life, you know what I mean?

So if they don't play Barracuda tonight, you're going to feel like you got your money's worth? No, I want Barracuda. Give it to me. Give it to me. Sit down on that fucking stool or whatever and give me barracuda. I want it. I forget about the 80s heart that wasn't that crazy about what about love. Oh yeah, the 80s is rough.

These dreams. They have a ton of hits in the 80s. You love that shit? These dreams is awesome. You don't like that? Come on. I'm not a big 80s heart fan. I think it might have been the overplaying on MTV had something to do with it too.

Well, you compare it to the heart of the 70s, it's not even comparable. Comparable, is that right? Yeah. Well, why? Because the heart of the 70s is pure fucking rock. Balls out. Then all of a sudden they're like, we need hits. Let's chase the radio hits.

Let's chase Q. They chased them. They got the hits and they got me. Dude, these dreams, all I want to do is make love to you. What about love? Never. I mean, those are all the eighties. They're all sugary fucking ballad garbage.

Yeah. No, not garbage. They're not getting on stage at Radio City and playing Magic Man and crazy. I crazy on you that. Yeah, they got to play that. Um, I like it all, man. I, I, I don't want to turn the seventies averse to the eighties. It's, it's hard. You'll lose. You realize you were this, this. Yeah. That's a tough battle. I knew I'd get something out of this.

I knew if I just said I was going to see heart, something would come. Where'd they play it at? Radio City, Radio City musical. I wonder what the crowd is. I mean, again, they have a massive amount of hits under their belts. Yeah, sure. But you rarely hear anyone talk about them. This is the first time anyone's ever spoken aloud, like in person, everyone's

mentioned hard to me out loud in a sentence. Well, I, maybe they didn't tour for a long time and they needed money. So they're like, let's get out there and fucking jam, but I don't know. I don't know. I'm excited to go. Yeah. I wonder how that was. I'm doing this thing.

I heard them on Howard Stern not too long ago. They sounded pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. I guess it's just like what I keep saying where it's like any time one of these groups that you don't know how much more are going to be touring come to town, if I could see them, I try and see them. I saw Barry Manilow not too long ago. I'm just like, dude, get them.

Let me see them before they don't tour anymore. That's a good point. You don't think about that when you're younger. When you're 20 and you're going to a rock concert, it doesn't occur to you, this could be the last time these guys are playing live in my area. But as you get older, that starts to happen. Well, it goes back to that thing of I had tickets. I was in LA. I had tickets to Tom Petty's last concert and I didn't go. I was like, I'm only in LA for a few days. I'm going to go see my friends. And then he was dead to do two weeks later. So I'm trying, you know, I was burned. Learned your lesson.

Do you know what magic man's about? Isn't it just about getting laid? Well, I mean, not yes and no. It's about her leaving home. I think she left home to join Heart at an extremely young age. And her mother begged her not to go and there was nothing she could do. And she would call her on the phone

and that's like her telling her mother that she's not coming home, that this guy's a mad, she's in love with the guy in the band. The magic man. And it's such a good song. Yeah, I'm looking at the lyrics right now. They're pretty good. I wonder if she had listened to her mom and gone back home. What wawa would she be working at today? It's usually true though, like usually if a kid's like, I'm going out, I'm going to do my own thing, I'm going to make my own way, it's usually a bad idea.

It is like for every heart story, for every girl that ran away and joined the band and they didn't become fuck a worldwide superstar heart. They got used and abused by everybody in the band and fuck it. And then they went home eventually anyway, broken. You were right, mom. And spirit ended fucking Paco. Let me get, let me get, let me get my, my, uh, my job application into Wawa, mom. He was not a magic man. Yeah, no, but I'm, you know, I'm excited. It's actually kind of a fucking 70s, 80s type day

because there's this restaurant in Times Square that was revolving. Remember revolving restaurants? Sure. And how they swept the nation. Well, there's this one in Manhattan that's been inactive. They haven't even fired it up in 20 years and they fixed it, all the hydraulics and stuff, and they started working it. So there's now a rotating restaurant again in New York city. So I'm going to go tonight and just sit there and fucking crab rancune and spin it around.

Do you really want to be one of the first to get back on the fucking hamster wheel? You're not worried. In case it goes nuts. Yeah. And you're not worried about getting fucking, you know, it breaking and you go flying through a window and you're not worried about getting fucking, you know, it breaking and you go flying through a window. You know, falling. It's a final destination type of death.

No, what a way to go, man. Like I would be proud to die that way. Like, yeah, this motherfucker, he ordered crab rancun and they shot him out at the 42nd street from the 13th floor. I always knew it would end this way. 42nd street from the 13th floor. I always knew it would end this way. If you have the ground, the ground, the fucking crab rangoon landed near him. His last move was to just get his hand towards.

Oh God, I can't wait. Why do you think if you own a restaurant that has that kind of mechanism in it, you let it go dark or whatever you want to say, you don't fire it up for 30 years. It probably, I think it became sort of kitschy and gimmicky, you know what I mean? In a way where people are like, we don't want to be like we're in New York city. We're in Times Square. We're trying to build a reputable place here. Uh, you know, why don't we shut down the gimmick? Uh, might've been expensive parts are hard to get.

I don't know, but, but they're back, baby. That would've been my guess is that like it broke and they're like, fuck this shit, it's not worth it. Like they were not in a, like a, in salad days or whatever. It could cost tens of thousands to fix something like that. Oh yeah. I bet you like one little thing goes wrong and you're like, fuck. Yeah.

But they are, I read an article about this place and they said that the mechanic, the mechanicals were in surprisingly great shape and it started up right away, so then they had to shut it down and fix all the, all the hydraulics and whatnot. It was pretty interesting. So I don't know. How fast do you think they can get it up to? They say it takes like 45 minutes to do a full rotation. So it's not fast, but I don't know how fast they can get it up to, you know? That'd be cool to find out though. I'll ask. I'll ask tonight when I'm there.

You're getting a private tour? No, no, no. I didn't go that route. I just made reservations. I'm hoping when I get there. I thought I remembered something. Can I fire it up? Like he's opening the stock exchange or something. Ring of the bell. I thought I remembered something like this. Uh, worst nightmare.

Parents sue hotel after five year old boy killed in rotating restaurant. This is back in, that was back in 2017. Uh, I guess he, he fell between the wall and like the, cause the, the big platform that it's on his skull is crushed in the rotating wall of a hotel restaurant. Oh, where was that? That was in a, his skull is crushed in the rotating wall of a hotel restaurant. Oh, man. That's the one in the city. Where was that?

That was in, uh, I think it was in, yeah, an Atlanta hotel. Oof. So maybe that's why. Maybe. That has to be one in a billion fucking accident, right? Yeah. Yeah. You think that, like that family now it's been what?

It's been 12 years since that happened and I'm sure the parents are still sitting there going like a fucking revolving restaurant. Yeah, statistically, what are the chances? Yeah, it's got to be almost impossible. Oh, God. It sucks. It said the dad says he heard his son skull crack before somebody finally stopped the

rotation. Can you imagine that shit? No, I cannot. No. That's awful, man. Ask for a table away from the wall. Yeah, definitely. Make sure you go to bathroom, you trip. God forbid.

No, this big head, this big head will break the fucking machinery. They'll be like, God damn it. Oh, well we're dark again for another fucking 18 years. Cause in practical jokers had to sit next to the wall. Like instead of crushing it, it's like burns out the engine. The motor's smoking. Somebody get me my Rango. The CEO from the smoke kills everybody in the restaurant, but I'm fine because my head's

safely underneath the platform. Close enough to the ground. I'm getting my grab ragoon, right? This doesn't change anything. Yeah, yeah. Put everything in a doggy bag. I'm going to see Hark. Throw a couple Advil in there too. My head hurts.

I'm not paying for that. Wow. So Walt went to see stranger things. Oh shit. How was it bud? Oh my, I cannot say enough great things about it. It was so ambitious, so intense, so dark that I was completely just blown away. I'm like, cause I saw a lot of kids there, like not, not real tiny kids, but you know, like 10 to 15. Yeah. Like not real tiny kids, but you know, like 10 to 15. I guess if they're into the show, they kind of get the vibe, but there is something a little bit more disturbing about dead animals in bags and stuff on stage though, when you see the bloody bag and everything.

I know it's fake animals, but it's intense. And so- Wow. Is it about, it's about about, it's a prequel. It is a prequel. It is the origin story of vector or vector. Remember that it's a Henry, Henry Creed or Creel. It's how he became the big villain.

Okay. So what they do, which is really, really ingenious and just a really, cause I thought it was going to be set in the eighties, just like the TV show, but it's not, it's set in the fifties. That's pretty cool. That's cool. So what they do is, you know, how they implemented and got all that pop culture from the eighties, they just kept throwing it at you in the TV show

with, with songs and everything. Well, they do that, but instead of the eighties, it's just the fifties. That's cool. Yeah. It was very, very well done. And you were right. There was no singing in it. Oh, there's no singing.

There was no singing, which is very, it's very, and it's almost three hours long. And some of the intense acting of like the kid who becomes the monster of having to writhe and have like these like conniptions. You just see him spitting, like you can see it in the lights him like going into character of like writhing on the ground and in, like, as he goes into a different dimension and shit. His body kind of like moving and popping to try to get that, that feeling of like his bones are breaking and shit. So fucking dope.

They have a fucking gigantic battleship in the beginning of the opens up with a battleship in them and for like less than five minutes. But they made it. But they made it. And they're just like, what are you going to do with that? No. I mean, it took up the entire stage. This gigantic battleship. Oh, man, I gotta go. It moves and it makes, and the lights make it move.

It's kind of like a strobe effect. I wish everything I saw was as intense as this. It was worth every penny. Could you go see it if you weren't familiar with Stranger Things? Would you enjoy it as much? I think so. Why, you're not familiar with it, didn't you? Oh, no, I am. I'm saying if a person weren't though. I, I, while you're not familiar with it, then you. So, oh no, I am. I'm saying if, if a person weren't though. Uh, maybe not because.

Well, what it is is you remember Hopper and, uh, what's your name's, um, character, Renona riders. Yeah. Well, their characters are in it as teenagers in high school. Oh, that's interesting. So it's pretty dope. And like, they don't have major, like they're major characters, but they actually don't, they don't solve anything or, but they're

always there like interacting with the two, like the female and the, and the Henry crew. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. Like I can't say enough good things about it. It was fucking dope. Now just for clarification, the Philadelphia experiment was their attempt at time travel or something, right? Yeah. Wasn't that? Yeah. Yeah.

And when, so Henry, so it's Victor Creel is on the boat. He's the captain during the Philadelphia experiment. And they show you going, they try to show the ship going to another dimension on stage. Oh, wow. I love it. It's so cool. And when he comes back, he moves to this small town in Indiana and has a family and his captain, but he comes back changed. He has his blood. They say it changed his blood or whatever, like to blood, a type you've never seen before. So when he has kids, to blood, you've a type you've never seen before.

So when he has kids, his kids are kind of like cursed and that kid becomes the gateway to opening up that doorway to the hell dimension in, uh, stranger things. Very cool. Nice. I can't, I gotta go see it. Yeah. And it takes you up to the point where that guy, that kid who becomes, what's his name, Vector? He meets Eleven and that's the end of the play. Oh, very cool.

You know what I don't like doing? Some things I don't like when you try to humanize villains. Why? I don't know, because I'm like, I like an old fashioned fucking evil villain. I don't need to feel sorry for a fucking murderer. You know, I don't, I don't like that. I don't like the attempt to make, to make you go, well, he, yeah, he's a fucking bull, he murdered hundreds of animals and his parents and his sister, but I should

feel sorry for him, but they still do it pretty well though in this though. Did they get you? Yeah, I cut. I like when they do that. Yeah. Humanize a villain get you? I like when they do that. Yeah. Humanize a villain. Yeah, I like it. I mean, Hans Gruber and die hard.

He was pretty humanized. Wasn't he? Well, it's interesting when it's like a family guy. What's that like history of violence? It's a family guy. And like list or like list. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Can't humanize list. I mean, in today's world you attempt to though. I think. Well, Lex, you like list. Yeah. Yeah. You can't humanize list. I mean, in today's world you attempt to though, I think. Well, Lex, you like it like Lex Luthor lost his hair and that just turned him into a fucking asshole. Like that's it, right? That's all you need. I mean, I will say, yeah, it's, I prefer something a little bit more

pivotal than, than, uh, you know, losing your hair in a, in an attempt to save your life. I do feel that maybe he was a little bit overboard and kind of he was probably bent to begin with. Isn't there some versions of Superman where he goes to blow something out and it blows Luther's hair off and that's how he got bald? Yeah, that's exactly how it was. The very first origin story of Luther, which they've kind of taken that's not canon anymore. Yeah, Superboy, he was experimenting, Luther was experimenting with shit as a teenager

in his bedroom with chemicals, chemicals. Join the club. And there was an explosion and the house was on fire. Superboy came in and with his super breath blew out the fire. But while blowing out the fire, he blew out Luther's hair. It never grew back and he hated Superboy for that. Even though he saved his life. And vowed to kill him for that. Because he blew his hair off.

A lifelong obsession. It became the kill Superman. It's, it's actually kind of a way more interesting origin than like, he doesn't like that Superman looks down on him. Like it says so much more about Luther that way. It's funny. Speaking of losing hair, I want to see if we have in the bank account enough because we do, we on Patreon Q we do this series called Bri Tri's where I go and try different things, you know, like just recently I tried juggling.

Somebody tried to teach me how to juggle and then we all sit down and we go over like, if that's the right hobby for me. So I want to see. Yeah, sure. I know. I want to see in the bank account if we have enough for Bri Tri's hair plugs, because my fucking bald spot, dude, I got a picture back from Key West. Oh my god. Oh my god It's really I don't even know you had oh, you're so fucking tall, dude

Nobody could see it any like as soon as I sit down people like oh May not have enough for hair plugs, but I can get you a really good toupee. Or what about the Ron Popeel shit where you just spray it on? We can afford that. Okay. Yeah. Brian tries to be human. I think, but didn't, like, don't they have that thing in Turkey where you go for like, it's like $2,000 you go and it's like, it's the best place in the world to do it?

Get him saying yes. Yeah. We know people who have done it. We do. Oh yes, we do. Yeah. I don't know if we want to reveal their name on the air, you know, but We know people who have done it. We do. Oh yes, we do. Yeah. I don't know if we want to reveal their name on the air, you know, but we know, we know people who have gone to Turkey and got it. So, um, maybe let's see how much it is dude.

Bright tries hair plugs. In Turkey, they love cats too. There's cats everywhere. Ah, it sounds nice. Yeah. But you don't want to get down in Turkey and then get in trouble or something, get thrown into a Turkish prison. That's true.

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Oh, you didn't know where it was from? Yeah. I was like, I don't know where this is from, I said. What a nice shirt though, man. Because I actually did wear it. Yeah. I've been experimenting with collared shirts recently. I gave mine to the only man I know that wears a collared shirt. Who was that? Frank Five.

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So, a strap hanger, he was on the R train, which I guess is a subway, right? Sure, yeah. Was a hardworking dad whose presence is dearly missed by loved ones. Now, what happened was he was remembered as a family man who had so many dreams before the 37 mysteriously died on the subway and his corpse was sexually abused by another man. He wasn't just, okay, he wasn't just, all right, we don't need to read about him. He had been suffering. He was a battling alcoholism and he had cirrhosis, so that pretty much caught up to him. Do you know how much you have to fucking drink

to be 37 and have cirrhosis already? A lot, right, Gittum? Yeah. Even Gittum doesn't have cirrhosis. Uh. He's got cirrhosis of the elbow. Yeah. That, that is very difficult to fix, evidently.

Uh, the twisted fiend remains on the loose. So he stumbled across him at about midnight one night and started, he saw that the guy was like knocked out and he robbed him or robbed whatever the other people hadn't robbed already because he got robbed by several people evidently. And this guy who's on the loose still evidently pulled down his pants and had sex with not only one, but two orifices from what I read. Oh my God. The guy was dead already?

Yeah, the guy was already dead and anytime people got on the train, he would stop, but then if they got off, he would start going again. Now how did he get caught? Was there cameras? I think there was cameras, yeah. Yeah, there's cameras in the subways now. Right, yeah, security footage captured the sickening moment the suspect engaged in sexual acts with the victim.

And they have a picture of the guy then. And they haven't been able to catch him yet? Pretty decent picture too. It's like, this is the picture. It doesn't look, you know, I mean, it's not that blurry. Yeah, but his face is, I mean, his top, he don't, we don't know if he has hair. We don't know. Right.

He's got a hoodie on and then a hood over the hoodie. I don't understand what's going through some person's mind to do that to a lifeless body. I want this person off the streets. He's willing to do that? What else is he willing to do, says the wife. Oh, he's willing to do fucking just about anything. Pretty much anything. Yeah.

I think he's proven that. Yeah. Like where do you go beyond that? Q, you're the mayor with the Big Apple. Are you putting out like, what do you go? Where do you go beyond that? Q you're the mayor. Yeah. The big apple. Are you putting out a, is this a manhunt? I'm campaign, I'm campaigning on this. I'm like, for reelection, I'm like, men, you know, men will, dead bodies will not get fucked in my city. And would you put a task force together just to find this guy? How much resources are you willing to put towards capturing this fucking

he sexually assaulted a dead body? Not too many. Not too many. I mean, how many opportunities is this guy going to get to strike? You know, it's like, I don't know. I'd rather go after a guy who rapes living people than someone who rapes corpses. I mean, it's not that far to think that he probably has done living as well as dead.

Or he's at least planning on it. Yeah. Oh, I think I'm diverting people away from all sorts of cases to find this guy. Yeah, yeah. He's gotta be found. Only because we need to know who this guy is so we can fucking ask him questions like what is going on?

Dude, what's up? How do you get hard enough? Like maybe he's got a blue chip. Blue chip, maybe. He's cut in dimes. He's cut in dimes with his tip. I wonder if he just thought the guy was passed out. That could be I bet you know still No, it's fucked in weird, but it is like I wonder if the guy's like reading the paper somewhere being like that guy was dead Oh, oh shit. He's disgusted with his own behavior And now they're looking for me fuck you think they got a good picture of me?

Look. Yeah. Is this guy sweating bullets? I would think so. Yeah. This is a story that fades away though. Probably by next week, no one's even looking for him. Nah.

Yeah, probably. Cause there's something new just happened and now they're looking for that guy instead. Yeah. They said they're also looking for a woman who has seen rummaging through his pockets, so more than one person robbed him or tried to rob him anyway. He, you think we go back to that guy who heard his son's skull crack with the restaurant and him 13 years later being like, he can't get over it. Like what is the family like at the funeral?

That body's in the coffin. Is anybody looking at it thinking anything other than that's a gay corpse? If I were the family. No, I mean, that's my dad and he got fucked on a site. Like, I mean, how do you even process? You have to go for cremation, right? You can't have an open casket. No, you can't. I would have asked the authorities not to release his name. Yeah, that would have been nice.

Right? Yeah. I mean, there's really no, like we don't need to know his name. Yeah, we don't need to know him. Because we don't know him anyway. The people who know him, they know him. Yeah. And now they're like, oh my God, that happened?

Exactly. There's no reason to reveal his name. Yeah. And you know, there are some people that hated him that are happy about it. They're like, good, fuck him. Fuck that drunk is what they're saying. Yeah. He's an asshole.

He started a bar fight with me, fuck it, five years ago. I'm glad his corpse got fucked. Defiled. There are people like that. Yeah. There are plenty of people like that. Yeah. There are plenty of people like that out there. Yeah. What do you do?

If you're, what if you're, uh, you're going to see stranger things and you do stumble across it? Well, you don't take the subway, right? You would never be in the subway. I've been on the subway once recently. Not recently. Do you take the subway, Q? It's been five years.

Uh, I take, I don't, I don't not take the subway. I usually don't, but, but I, I'll take the subway if I need to. I like trains, baby. I like being down there. That's true. Yeah, that's true. But no, generally I drive, right? I would try to rally the other passengers around if I'm going to take them out and be like, hey, I need you to help me. Pull them off. Yeah. We need to take this guy down and hold on to him so we can hold to authorities get here. And Deb is saying to you, don't you even fucking think about it.

Let's get off this train at the next stop. I don't care where we are. What if you start approaching him and he's like, you take another step and you're next motherfucker? Take a step or two back, you know? That's it. I don't want to be the next guy. I don't know if he killed him.

You know what? I'd be like, I ain't want to be the next guy. I'm not going to be. I don't know if he killed him. You know what? I'd be like, I ain't going to be as easy as a dead motherfucker. Yeah, you're going to have to fight for it. You're going to get in my fucking asshole. You're going to have to fucking, you're going to have to break a sweat. You're just fucking over there, you know? It's going in real easy on a fucking dead guy.

It ain't going to go that way. You're going to know you fucking were in for a battle. I'll win. It would be. I think that's a battle you could win. On the subway, enough people would be like, yo, yo, what's going on? I saw, speaking of subways, I saw Bernard Goetz just turn 77. Bernie Goetz.

I didn't know you were still alive. Yeah, still alive. If you don't know who that is, in the 80s, it was a very famous case where the subways were like Fort Apache, right? It was just- I mean, so we were told. We were never on- We were never on them, no. But if you look at pictures and you read articles and see news footage from the time, you can pretty much surmise that it was not a good place to be. And what was I just talking about? I just- Bernard Getz.

Bernard Getz. And so this guy, Bernie Getz, was tired of being harassed and victimized, so he bought a gun and he went on the subway and of course a couple of youths with, I think they had like ice picks or knives or something. Screwdrivers, right? Screwdrivers, yeah. Sharpened screwdrivers. You're right. And threatened them and they, so he pulls out his gun and this is where it got dicey

is they started to run away and he was shot him in the back. And I think three, three of them survived and one survived with some like brain damage or, uh, injuries or something. How old is he? 77. Wow. And he wasn't that much older than us then when it, when it, when it has happened. Then,

well, well, he's 20 years older than us. So if when this happened, I think it was 1985. So we would have been about 17. So yeah, he would have been, yeah. Wait a second. Snooze! Yeah, boy! Snooze to the nooch, Bernie.

So anyway, yeah, Bernie. Now there's another story and I don't know how you guys feel about this, but I've often taken lumps for being anti-woke, being anti-PC, hating all that shit. When I saw that an all-woman crew went to space, I wasn't like, fuck the women. I didn't think anything of it. I didn't think it was woke, I didn't think it was PC, I didn't think it was any of that. I was like, that's pretty cool. Like they go up to space and like they're, even though they're there for only 11 minutes

or 11, 11 minutes or whatever it was. Wasn't there a singer on it? Katy Perry was on it. Yeah. Who took lumps? Katy Perry, all these women took lumps for, for going on this flight. What is that noise? You hear that?

Oh, are you scratching something Q? No, it sounds like? No. It sounds like it's like feedback or like we're getting somebody else – Oh, like somebody else is – yeah. Now it's a – Uh-huh. Yeah, now it's gone. I don't hear anything. Okay. Yeah, I think it went away. Anyway, when I see this, I'm like, wow, what a step for women, right? An all-woman crew, all-woman – they were calling themselves astronauts, which I think some astronauts took offense with.

But I see this and I could not believe the outpouring of hate for these women who went on this. Why were people hating? Because they're like, you could be doing other things. What's the big deal about going to space? You could be saving the environment. What the fuck is that fucking noise? I apologize.

I don't know what it is everybody. I don't hear. I'm getting nothing on my end. Yeah. We're hearing it on this end. I think. Yeah. It's not on you.

All right. Anyway, it takes some fucking going ads though to get Declan that. To get up and get into a capsule and go into space though. I wouldn't do it. No way. And I'm not afraid to fly, but I would not do it. I think it takes some balls to get up there and do that shit. And I agree with you. I could not believe, especially since they were women, I was just like, I can't believe it. Like if it was like eight white guys, middle-aged, like I would totally understand. I think it's just that it's not that big of a deal and they don't like Bezos. It was like a Bezos rocket. But did Shatner just go up with Bezos? You didn't hear people being like,

fuck Shatner. People were excited. No, like when Katy Perry got out, she kissed the ground and everybody was like, oh fuck you, you were only up there for 11 minutes. I mean, what? And they're like, it was amazing. We could see the moon. We could see this. We could see that. And I was like, when the fuck did the world turn into like, not being amazed that we could go to outer space and that regular people are doing it now? Like, you don't have to even be specially trained astronaut. Like you could just take a ride

as a regular pedestrian. It is interesting because you're like, you would think that people would be excited because the more, not that they're regular Joe's, but the more non-astronauts go up there, the closer we're getting to everybody getting up there. Sure. Like I would, yeah, it's interesting. I wonder. I think it's because it's really for the super privileged and wealthy. Bezos girlfriend was one of the people on it.

Yeah, because it costs fucking billions of dollars. It's like everything else. The costs have to come down after the original people are using it. The shit costs money and then it trickles down to the rest of us. I don't understand why people are upset. Like I don't get it. I don't get it either. Gayle King is another one that was on there. Oprah was crying when they landed. I thought everybody loved Oprah.

Oprah was just there to see her friend or take off and land, I guess. Pop star Katy Perry, Lauren Sanchez, former NASA rocket scientist, Bow, film producer Carrie Ann Flynn, journalist Gail King and bioastronautics researcher Amanda, I'm not going to try to pronounce that last Vietnamese name. I don't know how to pronounce it. However, celebrities like Amy Schumer, Olivia Wilde and Olivia Mund appeared less than pleased that the women were participating in the historic space mission and made their opinions known publicly. But what are their opinions? I don't understand. I can't get my head around what they're

angry about yet. I can't get it either because I've yet to see an article where they're specific aside from like you could be doing other things with your time. You could be doing other things with your fame. You could be helping humanity rather than going and flying around in a spaceship helping humanity rather than going and flying around in a spaceship and a rocket. They're not allowed to do anything for themselves? I don't understand. It makes no sense. I don't get it. I guess not. It's like earlier this month, Olivia Munn called the mission gluttonous. I know this probably isn't the cool thing to say, but there are so many other things that are important in the world right now. What are you guys going to do up in space? What are you doing up there? That's what Olivia Munn says.

So we want Katy Perry to stay on terra firmer to solve our problems. Like what the fuck is Katy Perry doing? I'm not looking to Katy Perry to solve any of my issues. Like why, why would anybody? I don't understand. Uh, but all right. Hey man. But all right, hey, man. It's dude, everything. There's fucking, people will come out of the fucking woodwork and they say anything. So it's like- And do you want to hear the hysterical, what the hysterical Amy Schumer had to say?

Guys, last second, they added me to space and I'm going to space, the comedian joked in an Instagram video. I'm bringing this thing. It has no meaning to me, but it was in my bag and I was on the subway and I got the text and they were like, do you want to go to space? So I'm going to space. Good stuff, Amy Schumer. I don't know. But I don't understand. What did you get either?

I don't understand anything. Maybe she's just a little catty because she didn't get invited. Uh, a wild, Olivia Wilde? Olivia Wilde, I guess. Maybe she was the cutoff, maybe, you know, they were like, we got room for one celebrity. Billion dollars bought some good memes, I guess, says Wilde. So there, I guess, was Rwanda saying, if you have a billion dollars to spend, you should not be spending it on going up to space

for 11 minutes. You should spend it on problems in the world, I guess. What they think you should be spending it on. Not what you want to spend it on. Why? Did Katy Perry have to pay to go up? I don't know. It doesn't say, but I mean, probably.

I mean, I know they're charging people, although I know maybe Paisley just ate it and he's like, well, this is good publicity for the space program, you know? And that's the meme is Katy Perry kissing the ground after returning. Oh, even model Emily Radajowsky, how would we pronounce her name? That blurred lines girl. She went on a rant about how the women's short space voyage and others like it are damaging Mother Earth. That spaceship message this morning, that end time shit, that's end time shit. This is beyond parody. That you care about Mother Earth and it's about Mother Earth and you're going up in

a spaceship that is built for and paid by a company that is single handedly destroying the planet. I guess that's their problems. I get four packages from Amazon a day. No, you know what I mean? Like, what do you, like nobody should. It's easier to blame them for going up on the rocket, I guess. Then I guess, and I wonder if these people buy from Amazon too,

or if they're staunchly anti Amazon. Of course they do. Come on. Uh, or work for Amazon prime or blah, blah, blah, or, you know, it's just, I mean, come on. Or work for Amazon Prime or blah, blah, blah. I mean, if they're underlying messages that, hey man, there's probably better things we could be spending money on, then I'm like, yeah, I probably agree. But that could be said about anything and anybody. I don't know. Here's the thing. Let's say they didn't have to pay Walt. Let's say they were just

invited. Why would Katy Perry say no if she – The rocket's going up regardless. Why would Katy Perry say no if it's something she wants to do and it's a fucking free ride? Well, for this very reason though, her team should have been like Katy. Here's what could happen if you go up. People like Amy Schmur, Schumer? Schumer, yeah. And others of her caliber could criticize you and it could be career suicide. I don't think it is. I don't think it's made, their comments have made those kind of waves, but she's definitely taken some dents. Well, I think because most people would be, the reaction would be like, those kind of waves, but she's definitely taking some dents.

Well, I think because most people would be, the reaction would be like, who cares? I mean, you know what I mean? Like why are we even, I think most people wouldn't care about it either way, right? Yeah. Like when I first saw it, I was like, that's pretty cool. They got to go into space for 11 minutes. And then I read the article about all the haters and I couldn't believe it. And I'm sure Reddit's a buzz with it as well. I didn't go check.

Yeah. Well, that's for the best. Yeah. I have a feel good story. Feel good story. Okay. Does it involve a corpse or a crushed head? No, it's our own backyard. All right.

So we have multiple listeners who are doctors, and believe it or not, it's true. listeners who are doctors. And believe it or not, it's true. Nice. And I received an email from a doctor who listens and I'll try to like make it brief and kind of give you the gist of the message. But he told me there exists something called voice banking that some patients who have ALS will pursue as their ability to speak becomes more impaired. Voice banking is a way to make an artificial version of a person's native voice that can later be used to communicate

potentially like a text-to-speech generation with the goal of it sounding as close to the person's original voice as possible. This doctor now spoke to a speech pathologist colleague at the ALS clinic at Mayo, and there is a company who is partnered with an AI company that can generate a very close copy of someone's voice using previously recorded audio files. This company actually offers free services to patients with ALS, it would appear. So with this service, I got Declan and I got Chuck

to pull all episodes with Tim in it. And we're going to submit it to this company and they're going to create. Like an AI voice bank. An ability for Tim to communicate with it. Oh, wow. But I'm, it's a really great cause, but I'm asking if there, if we can get maybe 10 or so volunteers, cause there's a lot of files. This is hundreds of hours of stuff.

And we need somebody like to, who has the ability to edit audio, which isn't that hard. If you know what you're doing, I mean, I guess I shouldn't say it's not that hard, but if we get 10 or 20 people to volunteer, we can knock this out quick because it has to be done rather quick. And so I'm asking anybody who wants to volunteer to listen to files that Chuck or Declan will send you and edit out anybody but Tim's voice. Then we will take those files, submit it to the company, and they'll build a library of, I guess, limitless words that Tim will be able to use when he finds that he's not able to speak any longer.

Oh, I mean, wow, man. It does feel good, but at the same time, it's kind of a downer. Well, I mean, but we're helping though. Yeah. We're gonna help. Yeah, we're gonna help. So if you wanna volunteer and you know what you're doing,

like if you don't know how to edit audio, please don't volunteer. And contact me at KMuse, that's K M E W E S two at Gmail. And we will send you like three or four episodes and you just take out everything. No music can be behind it. No, but Chuck or, or Jacqueline will help

clarify exactly what we need, but it really is kind of simple, but the more people we have that can do it, the quicker we can tackle it and get it into the hands of the company, because if we just do it with us, it's going to take forever. So I'm hoping that we get, and I know there are, I know there's a lot of people who have podcasts who listen or who know how to edit audio that will, I mean.

So it doesn't even have to make sense then, all you're doing is like, let's say it's one of the Kiss episodes, Sunday, Jeff is talking, then Tim is talking. who listen or who know how to edit audio that will. I mean, it probably. So it doesn't even have to make sense then. You're all you're doing is like, let's say it's one of the Kiss episodes. Sunday, Jeff is talking, then take out Sunday, and then Tim talks and then you're talking, I take you out. Yeah. And then you send back a file that's just has just Tim's speaking on it. Nobody else.

Yeah. So it won't make much sense as a. No, no, no. But then when it goes, when this goes to this company that's going to be doing it, they're just building like millions of – I don't know if there's millions of words, but a shit ton of library – Enough words to – – words that you'll be able to use. Yeah. That's cool.

Yeah. So if you want to be a volunteer and help us out with that, contact me at Kmuse2 at gmail.com. Kmuse2 at gmail.com. All right. That feels good. Yeah. Man, that's great of you. Well, that's really special. Where did you see that? I hope it comes together. What? Where did you see that article?

No, no. It was a doctor who contacted me. Oh, a doctor contact. Oh, okay. He has a colleague at the Mayo Clinic who told him like, hey, if you get. Oh, I thought he sent you an article, my bad. Usually what ALS people, people have the disease do is before their voice gets really bad, they go in and they record hours. Oh, prior. Prior. But he doesn't have to do that. go in and they record hours. Oh, prior. Prior.

But he doesn't have to do that. He has all this library that we have of him on Mike. Right. Yeah. Back when his voice was a little better too. Yes. Which is good. All right.

Jeez. You want some fluff to follow that, Walt? You got fluff, Q? I got some fluff for you. If, if Giddim didn't already tell you about the King Kong pinball machine. No. Oh my God. Dude, I couldn't. I got a pinball machine.

Another one? Dude, you couldn't help but find out about this pinball machine. This fucking shill was on Instagram all yesterday. Fuck it. With like a tome brother. I mean, this text was so long on this pinball machine, like 10, like five, six different posts. I'm like, this motherfucker is getting a free King Kong pinball machine.

Well, I did the voice for it. Oh, did you? Yeah, I do. I do one of the voices. Oh, that's awesome. I didn't know that. Yeah. Yeah. I'm in the, I'm in the game. Like I, I, they, they, they released this video of the, uh, you know, the announcement video and towards towards the end you see me, I didn't know they were recording me visually when I did it. I'm actually where I am right now in my basement and I'm sitting there just doing like fucking

that monkey's not going to steal that girl. Lines like that and shit like that. Yeah I didn't realize that they were going to, I didn't realize they were going to include me in the release announcement and they refer to me as a comedy legend, which I sure wish they'd run that by me before they chose that. I would have been like, guys, maybe we could just say, you know, comedian or, or even better, just, you know, Brian Quinn. But, uh, but yeah, I got to do a bunch of voices for the King Kong game that's coming out next month.

And, uh, and, uh, I thought you'd be excited about that. It's pretty awesome. Which version of King Kong is it? Is it the one in the new Godzilla movie or is it? I'm sure. No, no, they went back because then the original story is in public domain now. So they go back to the original. It's the thirties one. Yeah, it's set in the thirties and it's and Daryl and all that shit. Yeah. That's fucking cool because I thought there's no way any company doesn't want the fucking ridiculous. I almost said the wrong R word.

Um, version of the new King Kong and Godzilla movies, you know, that are out the monster verse garbage, they went back to the classic fucking Ray Harry housing King Kong shit. It's he's there dude. And like, he's fucking like, it's not, it's, it's based on the, I guess, yeah, the original story. Like there's a subway car from the thirties that's the holds the multi ball and when it's time for multi ball, he tips the subway car over and the, all the balls come out. Are you getting one?

Yeah, yeah. Can't you get me one? I can try. I sure can try. We could use it for the office. You can come over and play. Yeah, yeah. That's, that's a- Can't you get me one? I can try. I sure can try. We could use it for the office. You can come over and play.

I sure can try. Yeah, between that and the Evil Dead pinball machine. I just sold two pinball machines and I got two more coming in, but what are you gonna do? Are you running out of room? Uh, no, I have the room for room. I just like, after a while, I'm just like, I'm not playing the monstrous pinball, man.

Let me get, let me find this a home that like somebody's going to love it and stuff like that. So, but yeah, no, Evil Dead, I had to get in this one. They're sending me cause I'm in it. So, but I'm just fucking, it was super excited to like be a part of it. You know how much I love this shit. So it was like, ah, this is the fucking cool shit, man. You are legitimately the 2025 version of the pinball wizard. No one is a more a pinball ambassador than you. I'm not saying you're good at pinball. I'm just saying, but you're

at pinball. I'm just saying, but you're the ambassador though for the hobby. I guess. Are you a bigger name than Jack Danger is the question in the pinball world? In the pinball community? No. Jack Danger is pretty up there and he deserves it, man. The guy's great at what he does. Is he a pinball player? He was a pinball player. He's a professional pinball player for years. Now he's great at what he does. Is he a pinball player? He was a pinball player. He's a professional pinball player for years. Now he's in designing them. He designed the X-Men one that just came out and apparently it's fucking awesome. I did play a little bit and it was pretty great, but apparently if you

spend a lot of time with it, it's great. So he's, he's moving up. So I think in the pinball community, Jack Danger, rightfully is the guy. But in the mainstream, but yeah, but to the common man. It's BQ. Hey man, you know, what are you going to do? Is that on his birth certificate, Danger? It is.

Yeah. Get the fuck out of here. It is, yeah. That's nuts. You've got to be doing a lot more fucking cooler shit than fucking designing pinball machines if your fucking name is Jack Danger. Right. You should be jumping off the sides of buildings and shit.

No, he's like a good looking guy too. He's got tats. Like it all comes together for the guy. You'd be a fucking international fucking spy or something to have that name. Not designing King Kong fucking pinball machines. It's almost like something like Michael Scott would come up with. Like I'm Jack Danger. I'm Jack Danger. No, good guy. Nice guy.

But yeah, I'll see, I'll work on getting one for the office. But I'm really excited to, yeah, that's why I reposted those, Brian, because, you know. Yeah, I figured. I figured. I'm in the game. I didn't know you were in the game though. That's pretty awesome. That's cool.

So anybody can use the King Kong name now? Yeah, he's public domain. Like the original story is public domain now. What are you thinking? King Kong porn? All right. I'm in. King Kong. I'll do the voice in that too. I'll do the voice in that too.

I mean, imagination is limitless when you can. Yeah. You, we, anybody could do their King Kong or use King Kong and anything they want to do. I, as long as it doesn't have any of the, yeah, the trademarks that we're at it on later, yeah, you could, you could make King Kong whatever you want now. I don't think you could do Godzilla, but you can do King Kong. Yeah.

Why would, why would you bring Godzilla up? Well, it's just another giant monster that would be fun to do. And they're tied together, you know? Yeah. I mean, but one came so much later than the other. When's Godzilla 50s? Yeah. And it's from, and it's also from Japan.

Yeah. Yeah. Tom Bob, you see they announce the officials. Pinball for Godzilla. Oh yeah. Godzilla came out a couple, a couple of years ago and it's awesome. It's considered one of the greatest games of like this new era of pinball. It's fucking awesome.

You knock a building down. If you hit it with the ball enough, it actually sinks down under the play field and shit It's so much fun and it's based on the old Godzilla 2 so it's Mothra And I could stand next to you and do voices I'll work on it. You're the pit bull wizard. If the wizard can't make it happen, nobody can. I don't know that I can make anything happen.

I'm going to try it out. I'm going to do my best. Remember how you're going to give me one machine? How would you think about three? It's for Walt. Yeah, my friend Walt's really into big monsters. Yeah, I'm pretty excited about that. But anyway, that's so there's your fluff. There's a little fluffy pinball news. I have some good news too. What do you got? The thing about being a guy is we're pretty much stuck with what we've got appearance wise. Did you know that Q? I don't want to read this again. They really need to come up with a new copy for this, Meundies,

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what's more important to the female community, bigger wallet or bigger package? That's a good one. I mean, bigger wallet, I'd say. That was answered so quick. You didn't even ponder it. My experience. All I know is some big dick motherfucker living in a shack by the train yard. Is it pulling people like a small dick guy driving around in a Maserati? That's a good point.

I thought this was going to be a debate for the ages that we'd sit here for the next three hours. You barely got it out. I thought this was going to be a debate for the ages that we'd sit here for the next three hours. You barely got it out. I just don't think it matters. Diagrams and fucking bullet points and charts. Well, you disagree. Go ahead. Tell what he got.

You disagree? Yeah. I think that if you were to get some older women, some with who have led long lives, I bet you they might be like, you know what? Yeah, I may have lived a, maybe a comfortable life with never needing or wanting anything, but I was more fulfilled when he was hitting that fucking G spot. Down in the shack.

When he was pounding that G spot, I was never more happier. Yeah, I had 10 limousines, but you know what? I remember the 10 orgasms in a half hour more than I remember the 10 limousines. I'll take 10 limousines. Yeah. I'll take the limousines. Like a big dick you could rent. Like you can't rent wealth. You could always search out a big dick somewhere, but money's hard to find, I think. Yeah, I think I have to lean towards Q on this one. I think we need a bigger wallet rather than a bigger dick.

Yeah. Because you have to say, ultimately, for my survival, what's going to matter more if I'm entering a relationship with this person financially? No, no. Again, you're just fucking disregarding my- Oh, because you're an older lady now. Okay, yeah, you're right. You're right.

Yeah, she said she lived it all. She experienced it all. She had a big dick, poor boyfriend, and she had a small dick, you know, millionaire. Right. And she says, you know, she sits there with her grandchildren, to respect, spreading her wisdom. Tell them stories. Kids. I've seen both sides.

Gather around. Yeah. I've seen both sides. Big wallet, big cock. Grandma used to have 10 limousines. She doesn't give a shit anymore. She's not going anywhere. I think the bigger question is, what would a guy choose

to have a giant 10-inch hog or 10 million in the bank? I think most guys are going to take 10 million in the bank. Yeah, I'm taking 10 million. No, I think most days are taking that big dick. What? You're doing it. I think the opposite. I think men days are taking that big dick. What? You do it. I think the opposite. I think men will be like, nah, I'll take that giant dick, man. Because that's a value added every day of your life.

I can make money. You know what I mean? Yeah, you can't make that up though. You know what? Yeah. I'd like to almost go over. I'm not even close to fucking 10 million. Yeah.

Guess what? You can work till you fucking drop dead. You're not going to fucking 10 million. Yeah, guess what? You can work till you fucking, you drop dead. You're not going to get that much. And it's like, I don't know, there's, it's good enough. It's good enough. We're not talking about us. We're not talking about the average man. I'm talking about a guy with a little dick who's got like one of those micro penises.

Oh, micro phallus? Yeah. Those really exist though. Oh, micro phallus? Yeah. Do those really exist though? I just assume so. How would I know what? I thought those were just things that were like internet myths. Well, they're definitely, there's got to, I mean, there's smaller dicks. You got a guy with like a two, yeah.

But no, like the centimeter. Oh, like. Even if you get like one of those weird ones that's like three or four inches no, like the centimeter. Oh, like even, even if you get like a, like one of those weird ones, that's like three or four inches erect. Like I think those guys would still be like, no, I'll take the 10 inch penis. I'm looking at some disgusting pictures of micro penises. I haven't think you want to see them. No, I don't want to see it.

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Thank God I got that. You know, I'm kind of undercutting my argument though, but you spend more time doing other things than using that 10 inch hog. No, I know. But like if you have a three inch penis and you go to take a piss, you're confronted with that every time, man. And like every time you get into a relationship with a woman, you're like, oh man, how do I fucking broach this?

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They do it nicely. Everybody knows what's going on. I saw this. It's very overkillish and I definitely want to get your opinions on it. Recently, it has been revealed that beneath the Vatican vaults, there are hundreds of Tartarian bells.

These are bells taken from churches during World War II. Each bell is dedicated to a saint and etched with a sacred prayer that allows the bell to emit divine healing energy when rung. Why are they holding that shit in a dungeon? When there's so much sickness and disease out there, they could get these bells out there and ring them and fucking get people better. They said there's thousands of bells down there? Yeah.

Wow. Because they're like, we're going to drag all this shit up out of the dungeon and it's not going to work. So fuck it. People are going to get pissed and fucking lose faith. Yeah, that might be it. The reason they took them because they're all made out of gold and shit. Yeah, yeah, that's the real reason. You're right. But Q, you're a care, you're the caretaker for the bells.

You got to keep, you're a care, the, you're the caretaker for the bells. You got to keep, you know, you shine them, you know, they're, they definitely aren't on display anymore, but you're in charge. That's your little, you're, you're like, you're like a little priest and that's your, that's your duties. Yeah. You get a cold, you get a cold. Do you go down there and ring the bell and, uh, oh yeah, you don't, you take advantage of that position?

Of course. Why wouldn't I? I'm there apologizing. Because the Pope said, brother Q, you cannot ring the bell for your own purposes. You got it, Pope. His girl said the same. Can't ring the bell. I would say you got it, Pope. That you showed him his wallet. Yeah. She's like. Oh, you ragged. He carries all his money. Yeah, yeah.

The Pope said to you, you can never ring the bell for your own personal usage. You're not feeling well. Doesn't mean you can go ring that bell that takes away sniffles. Why Pope? Why? Why can't I do that? Because it's God's will. Oh, I don't have any argue with that. Oh shit.

All right. Well, you got it Pope John Paul, whoever's in charge. But once I'm alone in that room and I got the sniffles, I'm bringing that bell. I'm going to ding it a little bit. Just get a little thing. Especially like if you have family members and stuff, you know, bring them on down. Like, Hey, I'm just going to give you a tour of the dungeon. And then once they're done.

Oh no, we all disappeared. There you go. You're back. You. Oh, hey, I don't know where we went. Oh, probably the internet just dropped out a little bit. All right. We're all back.

I think the heat just turned on for scooter next door. Oh, good. I got it. I got to jump back to the writer's room guys. They're texting me. I told them I would be gone an hour. So I, as much as I love, you know, the bells, we can finish up the bells. I'm happy, you know, because these bells are fascinating to me.

Do you think each bell. Yeah. each bell represents a different malady? Right. So I could bring like my grandfather with cancer down and I ring the bell near him and it's cured. Why wouldn't I do that? I would do that. Of course I would do that because what's the worst that happens? They have to forgive me. You get ostracized or you get thrown out on your ass. No, they're going to do that over ringing a bell? They have to forgive me. You get ostracized or you get thrown out on your ass. No. Excommunicated. I'm like, I'm so sorry.

No. They're going to do that over ringing the bell? And they're like, how dare you, BQ? The pope himself has cancer and he didn't ring the bell, but you thought you could ring the bell? For sniffles? Die. All of a sudden it's fucking Papel from fucking Star Wars.

I think that I would throw myself on the mercy of the Lord and be like, Hey man, you know, everybody sins. Better to ask for forgiveness than permission. And yeah, yeah, I think so. I think so. Get in confession, promise never do it again. Get back there the next day, polish up those bells and don't ring one. Unless you got the sniffles.

You know, you're not going to be allowed to take care of the bells anymore if it is. You're going to be scrubbing toilets. Magical toilets now? Yeah, like everything in the water. Yeah, I don't know, man. I mean, maybe I wouldn't do it on the snip. But what counts as a ding? Like if I'm down there cleaning it and I just give it a little tap and it cures my,

I'll just be like, oh, that was a mistake. I didn't mean to cure my sniffles, you know? But if it has to be like a full on dong on the bell, then yeah. Yeah, it has to be something like a big pendulum has to hit it. It can't be just you hit it with your foot. Other people can hear it. Yeah, with your duster, you just can't hit it and expect that. It has to have a be a true thunderous gong of the bell or whatever, the ringing of the bell. Could you imagine bringing them down there, trying to heal them of all those maladies? You have to bring all thousand of them at once.

Yeah, right. Just all the way down the road. The Vatican's just fucking crumbles But out but from the rubble emerges a handsome thin new and improved him Yeah, he's ready to rock and get him lump free Yeah, looking good. You know that I don't know might be worth it might be worth it to get him Me if I have cancer and there's a bell that can be rung, I'm ringing it. I don't give a shit what the Pope says. Me thinks if it really worked, those bells worked.

Yeah, all the Popes that we saw parrot like fucking wither away. They probably would have rung those bells if they actually work. I think so too. Pope's only human. Tell him Steve, Dave.