That Rules Podcast - Episode #47: Stump’d w/ Ashton Butcher. featuring Cody Wright

Episode Date: May 5, 2022

Yo please stick around until the last like 10 mins to get a taste of the side of Cody Wright that no one has ever seen before. Also catch Cody on his podcast WUDDUP With Rob And Cody

🎵 It's raining men. Holy crap, would you guys check this out? It's a rainy day. check this out. It's a rainy day. And that's a quick rendition of a song I like called Santa Claus 2 starring Tim Allen. But enough about me, John.

I'm here with John and John's here. I don't like this corner at all. We just fell right in. Matt and I switched places today because we got a guest. We got a guest. Hey. Can I talk? No no shut it up i feel like oh we feel like a racehorse dude we don't say we don't say who you are and we just have all

the listeners guess about the whole episode don't even mention don't put on the graphic no one needs to know who i am i'm just a voice in the middle they're like it was joe murdoch the whole time they got the fucking Grinch. Yo, I'm just your guy's narrator from now on. Yeah, he's just going to commentate on how we are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get to make up physical actions too. John slowly lowers his pants.

John awkwardly sits in corner and doesn't know how to look. How do you do this when we have guests? I guarantee you that the audience is going to know how you're sitting just by your energy throughout the podcast because there's no way

you're not going to have weird sitting podcasts. I'm going to be so uncomfortable for this entire I'm looking at you through the corner of my eye through sunglasses. You're very vulnerable

right now and I can smell it. But you made it worse because you wore shorts. You're exposed calves. But you know what? Let's be honest. That's an athletic leg.

It's actually not that good. That's a runner's leg. Look at that. See those striations? Cody, would you take... Oh, by the way, I guess it's Cody, right? This is episode 47, our last one. We had to get Cody on for the cast. Yeah, I'm honored to come on the last.

Now that you point out that I'm wearing shorts, all I can think about is how high they're riding on. Yeah, I hate it, dude. High riders? I know I wearing shorts, all I can think about is how high they're riding up. Yeah, I hate it, dude. It makes me... High Riders? I know I can't, but I feel like I can smell them. I feel like High Riders is the name of Cody's bike gang in his neighborhood. Yeah, true, dude. High Riders?

Until it was the KGB. You want to talk about that? Yeah. I mean, what an awful time to have KGB tattooed on your pinky, huh? For the listener who doesn't know, pause and just go Google KGB. Yeah. Now we're back. Yeah, you probably saw that it stands for King's Grand Boys

But also It's known for the Russian CIA I laugh every time I pull it Because I goff at the courts by you all the time And I pull it in my neighborhood And I see the King's Grand thing And I always just can't wait to see you And a pack of 13 year olds all riding your bikes together

And you're all tatted up on your pinkies for King's Grand Boys. I'm like Mike Tyson, but instead of raising pigeons, I raise King's Grand Boys. I raise boys. I raise boys. I call them my pigeons. I got a flock of boys. Pigeons, assemble. I would enjoy that very much, you being in a gang with just 13-year-old gentlemen.

They're riding their size bikes. And then when you lead the gang and you pull up and you do like a skirt but you kind of fall a little bit yeah i like to imagine that you're riding on one of their pegs you're just and you're on the pegs just looking kingly i got a fucking one of those horse things on like where should i just go straight with you yeah you just have them all assembled like in reeds yeah kind of like the iditarod in the winter in the winter it'll be iditarod no you gotta ride on the front pegs and they'll hold you like titanic you like guide the way that's yeah that's what i'm fucking being romantic that's another like come on boys i need you to not with the kids i'm like the kids totally platonic it's very cool we're getting to a pretty

good time and time like era where i could talk about like leading a pack of boys and no one's gonna be yes no i think it's good i think we need more men leading boys into battle they're gonna add you to the lgbtq and and c just for cody what do you identify as cody cody if you imagine you have to remember this everybody's because like at a certain point we're getting very specific with uh genders and shit yeah but everyone's got weird shit so at a certain point we're getting very specific with genders and shit. Yeah. But everyone's got weird shit so at a certain point

someone's going to be like well now I feel like I'm not really being heard. Yeah, at some point it's just... So we got to stop. And that becomes the cover. Right guys?

So knock off LG. Because I don't have the memory for that and that's why we should stop. Not because it's the right thing to do. You're making my life really hard, Gaze. Gaze. It's a long way around for Coder're making my life really hard, Gaze. Gaze.

It's a long way around for Coder to be like, there's men bathroom and there's lady bathroom. Okay? No, you see, I actually don't have an issue with that because I could go in the other.

Yeah, I don't need a bathroom at all. Yeah. I've been pissing my pants for decades. In Target, It's called evolution, dude. I just swallow it back into my body. Nah, dude. Target, they should designate aisles

where you go poop and pee and they find the least used aisles and you just knock that out there. It'll make business move quicker. People are in and out because it smells like piss and shit. I think we're onto something here, folks. Target's efficient, though, man.

All their aisles are used. Yeah, I don't think you're going to be able to use properly. That's not very smart. That's not very smart of the shopper. I wish they'd make that aisle the dollar aisle where my girlfriend used to always hang out.

Then maybe we'd get the hell out of there one time, guys. All right, ladies and gentlemen, Matt had to get back to work. So now it's just me and Cody. What's up? No, guys, I'm horsing around. You know I jerk. So you were the Kings Grant boys. Yes. Which was your gang.

Were you guys on the a lot of the juggalos made it to the FBI's list of like registered gangs do you think it was close at some point i think i'm on a list definitely posted something on social media at some point and someone in the fbi had to look into it yeah no i have it on my instagram right now it's an actual picture of the it's like from a while ago before this came back yeah like i didn't think kg because when i originally got it, I was like 19, 18.

So I didn't even actually know that KGB was something else. Did you guys all get it on your pinky? I'm the only one that has it. Damn, that's even worse. So I have a tattoo on my finger that looks like half a couple tattoo and my wife doesn't have it. And I thought that was bad. You got a gang tattoo that no one else in the gang got. I'm sure people in Russia have it and i thought that was bad you got a gang tattoo that no one else i'm sure people in russia have it yeah it's true this guy's because i thought if

you guys all had on your pinky that'd be sweet if your fucking gang handshake was just you did a pinky promise and then you just kissed your thumbs that's very russian right that is a russian that's a russian the russians love pinky promise yeah and also just like a like a firm kiss like whoa yeah yeah just like a firm kiss, like muah. Yeah. Muah. Just like a real tough guy kiss. Yeah. Like, wow, dude.

Look how you kiss your boys. Dude, I'm going to have a black lip from that, dude. Yeah, so I found out. No, I get the tattoo, and then like I get in trouble or whatever and like arrested, I think. And they're like, what the fuck is that? I'm like, King's Grand Boys, duh, dude. And then the cop slowly just hooks your pinky and he's like, me too. 88, never forget.

Wait, 88's like a Nazi thing. Never mind. I meant 1988. 88's a Nazi thing? Yeah, I think it's 8-8 and the eighth letter of the alphabet is H, so it stands for Hail Hitler. Well, I think... So neo-Nazis love the number 88. I learned that when I was younger because I loved Eric Lindros, who was 88. And I remember somebody being like, you know that's a Nazi thing.

I was like, he's just a really good goal scorer and enforcer. It's rare that you get somebody who's a top talent and also an enforcer. You didn't know? You didn't know. So I became a John LeClair fan. Yeah. 10. Good old 10.

10. Well, dude, I think Nazis and KGB members probably would get along. No, I think they were. Wasn't KGB, like, firmly against the old Nazis? I also know nothing about them. Yeah, because I got the tattoo in the first place. Yeah, true. Like, if I knew anything, I wouldn't have.

Actually, it's kind of like, I'm like, cool. I wouldn't have decided to do that but i'm kind of glad it fell there because i'm like that's funny because i mean it's not really gonna come up again and then food fucking poons like starting shit and now i'm like people like what the fuck why do you have that on your pinky i do a fundraiser for ukraine yeah you did i didn't i just i'm holding the microphone i'm like these people have no idea i have a kgb tattoo i just did a show that was a fundraiser for the ukraine yeah it was damn that shit was so stupid like it's just funny because i made the joke at the very beginning i don't think they appreciated it but i was saying like you know like it's a fundraiser for ukraine

until russia wins because then it's just russia's money so you also probably just donated it's true yeah you just donated all this shit to russia because unless you know ukraine could pull it off it was interesting doing the your ukraine benefit show because i was like oh no one in this crowd actually cares about the ukraine then on the way out i saw like three dudes in don't tread on me shirts that was the ukraine flag with the don't tread on me snake on there and i was like that's a whole new level of i can't understand i was like so you're probably pro-trump anti-russia which is rare i feel like yeah and you love the ukraine i and we're in you found a very in new jersey you found a very interesting living reddit sub uh yeah yeah

you're like whoa i didn't know this was a thing. That's cool. American Ukrainians for Trump against Russia, Putin, KGB. It's just r slash huh? Yeah, but I was impressed by that. Then I was thinking,

I was like, maybe Hamilton, New Jersey is just the biggest accumulation of Ukrainian people in all of New Jersey. Well, they're all rich whites over there,

isn't it? Hamilton? No, it's like a farm town. Hamilton is known for their blueberries. Yeah, it's blueberry country, dude. Oh,'t it? Hampton? No, it's like a farm town. Hampton is known for their blueberries. Yeah, it's blueberry country, dude. Oh, is it there for bloobs? Yeah. It's the bloobs.

Bloobs. Ukes and bloobs? It's just bloobin'. Ukes and bloobs, baby. It took me until like three blueberry-themed beers to be like, oh yeah, Hampton. Oh. Like all the beers are blueberry-themed at 3-3's Brewery. Check them out if you're in Hampton, New Jersey.

Did you guys raise a lot of funds for the Ukraine? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How many? Say it right now. I don't know. I'm just kidding. I don't know.

I guess they sold whatever. You know what's funny? When you guys paid me, I immediately donated to Russia. How did you? Just to negate. I actually decided to enlist. Was it ticket sales or was it like you made them donate? Oh, you know what would have been good?

This is what you should do. Between each comic, for like two minutes, just show like devastation in ukraine like air raids yeah i was saying there was a couple comics that already bombed at one point just kidding everybody was very good on that show yeah at one point dude i like he the whatever the brew master i guess you would call him he's like you need to go like i was hosting so he's like you need to go up and just stall. So people have empty cups. They want to get beers.

So just before you bring up the next comedian. And I'm also like, you're not paying me to do this. So I don't know really why I'm listening to you. But yeah, I'm like, okay, I'll do that though. I just kind of like, oh, that sounds like a cool objective. You know, like let me try some shit right now where I'll do in-between host time guy stuff. I don't really usually do that. Time to break it out.

I'm like, you got to get the beers. Time to do the beers. And no one's getting up. I'm like, Russia, you better fucking. Russia's going to come get you. You guys don't go get beers. They had a beer that was like Ukraine themed. So I'm like, if you don't get the beer, Russia, if you don't go fucked up right now, Russia.

Let's all brainstorm what a Ukrainian themed beer could be. Just red. Just yellow and blue. Just like a blue part. I don't know anything else about that. The president was a comedian. I got nothing. Colors.

The president was a comedian. So it's a silly beer. He's tiny and portly, but he's thick. Yeah. He's got a fat ass. Yeah. He definitely has got. Colors. President was a comedian. So it's a silly beer. He's tiny and portly, but he's thick. Yeah. He's got a fat ass. Yeah. He definitely has got a romp. That's funny.

You should have talked shit about the brewmaster for giving you the advice. Well, basically, that's what I – I mean, I was – while I was up there saying all this, he's like, we're never letting Cody do that again. And Jeff's like, I think he's doing fine because I got him nice. I'm like, we all – I guess we all have something in common. We all never lost. We're all undefeated in Russian roulette. I loved that joke.

No one else laughed. No one else laughed. It made me feel really good. For the first time in a while, I was on stage and knocking laughs. I'm like, this one's just for me. I like that. I forgot how much I enjoyed that. I also love that the brewmaster kind of went very Putin on you for a second.

Ironically enough. Yeah, right? He dictated it, man. That's what you should have been like, fucking go get more beers, dude, because the fucking hot guy, well, he's not that hot. He's tall. He's a tall guy. Said.

Hey, that's right. You can say that. He's got nice eyes, so they kind of like pulls you in. But he was like, fuck. He was like, go get beer. He's so hot. But he's an idiot for sure, man.

What about you? Where are you guys from? Anyway, Russian roulette. Here's some footage of some devastation in Kiev from yesterday, so check these guys out. Just like the arms of the angel playing in the background. Yeah, we should start having planned comedy shows, because that sounds better than anything that would just happen.

Well, they should. They're doing open mics there in ukraine now there's a video yeah really dylan had him on his podcast this kid that was like running open mics in a fucking bunker yeah i wonder how many cool bomb jokes there are like like there you have to have probably have been like all right guys we should probably like not say that damn but how great would it be if you are bombing and then you get bombed yeah as like a save you're like oh man i was really starting to eat it there's no way out and then just a fucking scud hit the side of the building knowing like knowing from russia russians and like the cape and being part of the kgb sure yeah they probably are listening and like they're at this point like

russia kind of i bet you they're kind of like a cat touring with a hurt mouse where they're like yeah we can fucking finish this thing off whenever we want so they're spying and they're listening to these open mics and then whenever someone bombs they're like hit them they're like that's funny that's good humor because they're like dude literally every time there's a bad comedian we almost all die i also love thinking that somewhere in like the uh whatever the ca CIA I guess the KGB would be of Russia there's a guy sitting there with headphones on and he just has to listen

to somebody keep going what else what else what else did you guys hear this one about the dog where were you guys from it's not there anymore

but like anyway your next comment it's very tough to riff on the room good friend of the bunker we need some crowd work do that I'll give the rest of my time back to the fallout shelter coming. It's very tough to riff on the room. Good friend of the bunker. We need some crowd work. I'll give the rest

of my time back to the fallout shelter. I don't do crowd work anymore because I leave that to the nurses. There's a lot of people open. Seriously, Putin, if you're listening to this, dude, cut it out. He's enough, man. He just turned power over

briefly because he was going under the knife. Did you see that? What? That seems like a weird time to do that. I think it's cancer. He has cancer surgery he had to get. So this is what that's about. Couldn't anything sound more made up than cancer surgery? No one asked what was wrong with Poot, and that's why he's doing this.

Like, oh, man, Poot, why do you feel this way? Like, I got cancer. He's like, oh, well, don't attack Ukraine then. He's like, I just thought it would maybe take my mind off him how have you been yeah you know i mean everyone's just like and that's what happens damn are we are we sympathizing russia we're just no we're not yeah we had to turn it's okay to do that though because i've done that with hitler i've done it with everything it's the best way to understand where they come from is to get into the mind like so like wait how can you be hit Hitler and be like this is probably a

good idea I think because he wasn't like that he was like I'm doing this is good I will definitely thought like this he definitely thought it was good that's true I mean I don't know but they all like they like the divisive stuff like Putin this they talk about like they like they get into Twitter and they'll

start like culture wars in the United States and that's how they're trying to divide from within. Yeah. Like Putin, just go on like a fucking press conference and be like, the repealing of Roe versus Wade was disgusting. So I will be getting an abortion live on Russian television. My body, my choice. He just starts into an ounce, Joe. It's got to be so sick. But like when...

Information Wars, he's like, I'm telling everything. I know a lot of shit. The frogs are gay. They're putting stuff in the water to make your children gay. Also, are Russians always going to Dracula? Every fucking time. But no, imagine being the guy, they said that he went under the knife. So like whoever the next in command is has to take over. Imagine being that guy they said that he went under the knife so like whoever the nexon command is has

to take over imagine being that guy it would be two hours of going oh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck oh no oh no what do i do is he awake yet is he out of surgery so i was like can i talk to you on the phone for a little bit about this whole war thing because you're in charge right now i was like he told me not to take any calls that guy that guy was c Cody doing time in between when people were getting beers. Fucking, so what do you guys want me to enact

into policy? Putin still rules. He still rules. You guys drinking? You guys

still drinking vodka, right? We need someone to be drinking vodka. Yeah,

Jeff's Putin and you're fucking just in the meantime. Jeff's in the background

just going stretch it out, dude. You gotta stretch it out. Ryan Foster's

still not here. You gotta fucking burn out. Ryan Foster's still not here. You gotta fucking burn time. It was a fun show, though. Yeah. I'm glad you guys donated a charity. We should start another show and donate to good charities, but I can't think of any good charities. I know somebody that... Donate to me.

I need money. What the hell? I know somebody raising a human. I know somebody, I won't say who, but they had a cancer benefit from no one and just kept all the money. No way. Do we know this one?

Real piece of shit. Do we know someone? I'll tell you off the cast. Okay. That's spicy and delicious. He also, he told me when he was little that he used to put rocks

and like cinder blocks on railroads to try to derail trains. I did rocks. I was i like you fucking i never i tried rocks they just crushed god dude right yeah rocks were you trying to derail john just wanted to see what happened to a rock on a train yeah no he was like he was like i'm gonna put this under here and that train's gonna fly over there oh my god like that's so he maybe maybe you know maybe some people are just like i want to to see some shit, bad shit. It sucks that at some point in like an engineer, not like a train engineer, but like an engineer that has to design the railroads has to go,

all right, now here's the part we factor in that some fucking idiot is going to put a cinder block in the middle of it. I like the idea. I like the idea of like just the conductor just keeps pulling the fucking. He's like looking out. He's like, it won't move! It won't move! Just expecting the rock to at some point get up. The train would always win against the cinder block.

He should just have a big stick where he's got to basically joust the rock. Did he ever think about putting the stick in the spokes of the train? Like on a bike? That works every time. Like a big daddy yeah lock them up no he's not a smart person did you hang out by railroad tracks a lot as a kid no that would have been cool though i had some good memories are hanging out by railroad tracks

yeah and an abandoned chemical plant too that was by railroad tracks poly res shout out poly res yeah for sure it's now it was a it ended up being like a skate spot because they tore it down so it was just a huge cement slab in the middle of the woods that's cool so then like skaters like skateboard kids and bike like bmx kids took it over but like when it was a big building you would just go in smash up some stuff you'd find a bucket because it was a chemical plant like it was find a bucket like it was green dude we would just light random chemicals on fire oh my see what color this one burns they would burn like green that's a good it's gonna be sighted one day when they're like see this huge

chunk missing of your brain yeah did you ever like chemicals on fire in the woods yeah yeah yeah every weekend you talk but i mean that's fine you'll be all right yeah because i made the 36 i heard a lot of parents telling me that like they used to have like mosquito trucks drive around and it would just like

release like a pesticide or whatever behind it and Let's go. I didn't smell anything for like three weeks

and That's crazy. I got ten fucking cheeseburger meals out of it though. But you probably didn't get to enjoy them as much without the smell. Yeah, right, because you lose your sense of taste.

Yeah, that's a good time to start eating healthy. I thought it was supposed to be like when you lose one sense, others enhance. Get stronger, yeah. But I think smell and taste are just so close together. They're a package deal. I remember in college, the big thing was snorting pre-workout. You said that on YouTube before. Have I talked about that?

I think my roommate might have been the one to do it, but somebody did it and immediately got just like... The baseball team was always doing shit like that in our school. They're like, dude, the baseball team does like... The sport you need the least amount of energy for. Yeah, they're just like... I've played it my whole life. They just like, yeah, they like doing drugs.

It's cool. It's very like a very bro thing to do. Athletes do love drugs. Yeah, it's focusing. You're like, dude, I'm fucking on... What's that book? It's coming quick. Woo! Who was that? Athletes do love drugs. Yeah, it's focusing. You're like, dude, I'm fucking on coke. What's that bulk? It's coming quick. Woo.

Who was that? Some football player just got busted for fucking PEDs. Yeah. DeAndre Hopkins. PEDs. They're jugging off little kids. Six weeks. He's a bed.

Is that what PEDs are? They're just talking little children's pee-pees? That'd be great, dude. See, I can roam around with little boys, but he can't. This whole time we thought it was steroids, but it turns out that Mark McGuire was just a pedophile. It's funny because the statement he put out, he was like, I'm very careful about what I put in my body, and he's just talking about kids.

I'm putting it in other people's bodies. He's just like, no Native American kids. That feels very racist and specific, DeAndre. But it's not, though. It's just because he knows they're so hard to find, he doesn't really feel like there's not even any teams in Montana. I wish I... That's one thing that I think you try to...

When you do like a 23andMe, you're definitely seeking out a little Native American. I have a cousin who is like the littlest bit of a Native American. And he'll kill me if he hears this. And he's a cop now. He also has a dream catcher tattoo. Oh, baby doll. That's pretty good. He's like, you know, one part Cherokee.

And I'm like, yeah, dude, that just means you get a little burnt in the summer. Yeah, Jeep Cherokee. She looks exactly like me. What did you say? I missed it. I said he's a Jeep Cherokee. Off-roading, dude? You didn't say it was going to be a bumpy ride.

Look, dude, I hate to break it to you. Cheap Cherokee, am I right? Jesus fucking Christ. Anyway, I love you. I love you,ap Cherokee Am I right? Jesus Fucking Christ I love you I love you cousin No we love you too But you're not an Indian But he's not an Indian

He's a Native American Indians Oh true Live in You should rename this podcast Handsome Indians Handsome Indians Wasn't that the whole reason

Like instead of the beginning It's gonna be like You have to like Use like Instead of the It's just Rob. It's a game. Hey, how are you?

Like a lot of that kind of stuff. Yeah, the Washington... What are they now? The Washington Washington. Washington Commanders. Washington Trians. The Commanders now. They're no longer the Redskins.

Which the Redskins always felt like of all... I think it's dumb to have to change the names, but Redskin feels pretty aggressive. You should never have skin. Yeah, none of that. skins, which the red skins always felt like of all, I think it's dumb to have to change the names, but like red skin feels pretty aggressive. You should never have skin on your team. I mean, even if you took the red off, it's still kind of weird. They just took off their skin like we're skeletons now.

They should have been the skeletons. The Washington Skeletons. The Washington Skeletons? I would stop rooting for the Eagles to root for the Washington Skeletons. Their jerseys are just Eagles to root for the Washington Skeletons. Their jerseys are just all black with skeleton bones painted on them. That's right. And everyone knows the bones is the money.

Damn. That'd be kind of sick. And imagine the logos with that. Just a skeleton with a football helmet on. Yeah. It's just old skate logos. I kind of like this idea of an XFL, but it's run by comedians. And we're just kind of in charge of all the teams. Like each comedian, like a pair are kind of in charge of all the teams. Like, each comedian, like, a pair are kind of in charge of, like, a sports team.

And you just got to make what you do, coaching-wise, as funny as possible? Yeah. Dude, sports need to contract out different versions of commentators that you can, like, subscribe to. Like, they should have, like, Bill Burr fucking call Celtics games. That would be incredible. Somebody was setting something up like that around here. A lot of the Aftex games. Somebody was setting something up like that around here.

If any of the companies would come out with a thing where the players are mic'd and I pay $500 a year and I get to hear everything throughout the game of them mic'd. Yeah. Especially basketball because they're all so close to each other. Yeah. I would pay $500 a year to get that access. What do you think would be the sport with the most homoerotic things being said to each other? Not basketball. No, basketball has the gayest terminology. You think?

Drives hard. No, I'm saying when they're saying stuff. I think in secret, they walk by each other like, you look cute today. Oh, like this is on the air? Like actual gay. Tell them I was talking shit. I bet you there's a lot. When I used to get in an argument, I might be a knucklehead.

I don't know. You tell me. But when I would get in arguments in hockey with the other team, I would always be like, dude, I'm going to fucking suck your dick. Yeah. And they'd be like, I don't know how to handle that. Because I didn't want to seem like a pussy. I didn't want to act.

But I didn't want to fight them. I would have sucked their dick, though. What if someone called you on it? I'd wear a helmet, so it wouldn't be pretty. Could you suck through a helmet? If it got through, that was my plan. This is my plan. If it got through, I'm like, look at him!

It fits right through my helmet! Look at him lose it! If you were the guy sucking a guy's dick on the ice room... You're not wearing a face mask. It's a goalie's helmet. Anyone can fit through there. That's the other coach.

We're not even at the rink yet. That'd be a nightmare, dude. If you're just laying down. We talking practice? And his blade goes across your fucking throat. Because it's a powerful orgasm. Oh, man, dude. I've been wondering this a lot. across your fucking throat because it's a powerful orgasm. Oh, man, dude. I wonder,

I've been wondering this a lot. Can, like, ladies with stomas give, like, head, like, nonstop without having to breathe? Stoma's the throat hole, right? Yeah, yeah.

So they give, like, they do just the mouth, you know, so they're like, they're like a whale. They can breathe. Yeah. You can finish on my face.

I mean, her voice sounds like a vibrator, so it's kind of close enough. I've been toying with the term that if someone blows you with just the stoma, it's actually a glory hole. That's the true glory hole. That's the true. Catch some stoma. It's got to be. It's the gory hole, dude. It starts bleeding immediately.

Yo, she can't even breathe. There's so much cum in her left lung. She's like, sorry, I'm on my period. It's bleeding through the stone. Main jorian finish in the right pipe. You head down the rough pipe. That's gotta be the most post-nut clarity you'll ever have.

We should do this again. I got to go to... I actually have work. You should probably head out. Oh, fuck. I think we really have something here. Pop-cum-lung. Damn, I just want to do this voice for the rest of the podcast now.

It's going to come through so good. Oh, dude. Now we're all going to get throat cancer. Tell us, Cody. I saw somebody was playing with one of these the other day. They look really fun. I mean, it essentially is just a vibrator on your throat, right? Yeah.

It's a nice little massage. I got this at Pleasure Dome. Don't you have to cover it in the shower? Yeah, the commercial says you got to plug it like a butt. Oh, I hate that commercial. Don't use the same plug, dude. That's how you get a respiratory infection. It's like pink eye for your lungs.

You just fill it with a wine cork. I like doing that commercial with the tone of a Go-Gurt commercial. Make sure you use a different plug. If not, you'll waterboard yourself and die. When you get home, clean your stome. All right, now. Now back to cat dog. Danimal's Go Cups.

Oh, dude, Danimal's Crush Cups. That was a little probably before your afternoon time. Afternoon time. What's a Crush Cup, Matt? Well, you remember Crush Cups? No. Dude, they were yogis. Yogs?

Sorry, we'll go back to the stomies. But I got to talk about this or I'm going to be myself. Eating yolk through a stome. Stome yolk? No. Dude, they were yogis? Yogs? Sorry, we'll go back to the stomas. But I got to talk about this or I'm going to be myself. Eating yolk through a stoma? Stoma yolk? Oh. Just necking some gogurt. I call it my shortcut snacks.

A gogurt shaped like an esophagus. I'm really hungry. Sometimes I just put it in the stoma. No chewing for me. Just like it's that much of a thing to bypass. Like it's your mouth. It's that much of a thing to bypass. Like it's your mouth. It's like six centimeters from your stoma.

Playing basketball. You're like, I'm in a rush. Dude, if I had like someone I knew with a stoma, I would constantly be trying to flick little fucking paper football things. It's gone. It's like Quidditch. You can kill somebody with a spitball. If you have two of them. And just have like a bat now I'm picturing

if there's anyone I know that's going to have a stoma one day it's too funny for it to not be you you're also the guy that'd be like watch this and you'd eat a beer pong ball and then shoot it out of your stoma to win the game.

He's the only guy that'll recreationally get a stoma. I got a gauge right in my throat. Gages. Yo, what do you have? I'm at fucking

37 centimeters, dude. I could have a kid out of here. You go to fucking Spencer's. Now you're a hot topic. You're like, what could you possibly want? You're like, it's funny you ask that. I want to fucking spencer's topic like what could you possibly what you're like

it's funny you asked that i want to get my throat dilated can i get that in a day to remember t-shirt i want to be a fun doctor and give someone a stoma like we're taking the baby out this way and then when it's a t-section right on the throat yeah and then when they're like no just kidding like oh thank god and then you feel it's like oh it's actually a stomach

it's like yeah we go pretty hard in the prank category prank doctor that's gonna cause you a lot of money if anyone told me in five years

your insurance doesn't cover that if they were like yo did you hear Cody's a prank doctor I would not doubt it at all like no way

he gave up exterminating to be a prank doctor yeah I don't think comedy at all. No way. He gave up exterminating to be a prank doctor? Yeah, I don't think comedy is the right direction for me. I think I just gotta go be a funny doctor. You're just removing rubber chickens

from people's tumors? Just keep cutting people's limbs off. What's up, guys? I'm Ashton Butcher and this is episode of Prank Doctor. Ashton Butcher.

You just got stumped. You just got stumped you just got stumped no fucking way stumped with Ashton Butcher I think that's the name of the episode dude that's so

a show that that'd be so good dude what's the one like what's the one new like TV channel that would pick that show up? It's gotta be like... Corn Cob TV. I didn't know what it is!

I didn't know what it was! Every three episodes, we have a chunk where we just do lines from I Think You Should Leave. Where's all my limbs? Where's all my limbs? And then Ashley Kutcher comes in. He's like, ah,

stumped me. They're saying there's no many people that can need that many amputees. Look, lady, we're just filming all the amputees. We're just filming this doctor and he keeps sawing everybody's legs off.

Just body after body falling out of shit wood and hitting people. He's got terrible reviews online, but no one seems to check those. I love that this whole thing was Matt just doing lines from a show and Cody

was just riffing separately. I needed that. We're getting inspiration. Holy tits. Everything is one, dude. I would love to see if that show was on Hallmark Network. After, he cheated on me at Christmas. Please tune love to see if that show was on Hallmark Network. After, he cheated on me at Christmas. Please

tune in to Stump with Ashton Butcher. It's just like, this one woke up. It's so funny. Anything like that to have Christmas-themed episodes? Tis the season. It's just the Christmas hat on.

Today, we're pranking a single mother of four. I cut her fucking tits off. Good luck feeding those babies, you dumb bitch. On the next episode of I Saw Mommy Pissing Santa Claus, 25 Days of Christmas on ABC Family. Holy shit, dude. Damn, remember channels? ABC Family is Holy shit, dude. Damn. Remember channels? Oh, God.

ABC Family's now, what's it called? Sweet Calfs. Oh, you know what's crazy? I was talking about the show. I wasn't looking at your calves. I was like, thank you so much.

I thought you were just talking about a cow farm. Fuck, dude. What was I going gonna say oh oh this i saw this they're doing a documentary about girls going wild a lot of those girls are suing because none of them agreed to be on camera and they were all like blacked out or like on fucking laced coke and now there's a whole documentary about these girls like yo we can like fucking sue them and go do that also they're like we were like 16 when they did that. But I also know the people that are like, man, can you believe that happened?

You're like, yeah. You know what? Not only that, you guys all should have known and we have everyone's credit card information. We are fake. Oh, no way. You're telling me the dude that convinced girls to show their boobs on tape was a bad guy? Oh, my God. Let's make a fucking documentary.

Do you guys ever watch one of them? No, I just, the commercial was all I needed. The commercial was great. It would hit the, uh, the Jamaican,

like a steel drum. It was the intro to it. So you'd be watching, you'd wake up to it. Cause like if you fell asleep, you're like, you like wake up, you're like,

Oh, wet dream. I have to do it myself. It was always on, uh, ECW, which was local, like access wrestling wrestling and the commercial was always that and 1-800 wet girls yeah they're always so wet even their voices they're like you can imagine sex lines were a thing they probably still have to

exist right yeah for sure people people you know the radio is this we could be we have our own sex line we should just call us i've never called a sex line either should we call sex line on the air on the cast yo no did you ever see that did you ever see the prank where they get like two pizza companies talking to each other yeah we should do that no we get one sex line and one suicide hotline and we get them i'm gonna do it we get there listen there's so many better things in life that you can look forward to. I'm almost there. I'm almost there. You're like, no, please, listen, for the love of God.

What are you wearing? He's like, when are you going to finish? And he's like, you don't need to do that. Look, listen to me. Your family loves you. Call me daddy. You should call your dad. Don't remind me of your family.

Think of them. Those things are a belt around the neck. You're my daddy. It's like you should give your dad a call and see what's going on at home yeah i would love to do that yeah we talked about so we got to do that so we're going to call sex on the air yes and we got to uh we're going to start reviewing seltzers because we think that's very on brand for us oh yeah i would i would actually yeah but you guys got to get freaky with it how do you mean what? What do you think we should do? Oh, this one. That's not about that. This one.

That's me. You got it. I mean, we're going to review it by drinking them, not like pouring them on each other's dicks. Say now you're talking about some real ideas. Yeah. Say the ideas you're trying to avoid, those are the ones you need to face head on. It's going to be so funny that we're going to try them. If you guys were pouring seltzers on yourself and just like kind of let them seep into your

mouth and be like, that tastes pretty good. I'd be like, I'm going to try that one today. I love that you got motivational before that though because I like to picture you as the guy that writes all the motivational things that girls that definitely just got dumped post on Instagram. The real gem the whole time

was you. Damn, you should have did that when you got broken up with even though you did the breaking you should have had it was mutual you didn't have your phase though where you got to like be emotional on social media i would never do that in a heartbeat dude dude i go on social media and i go i got a big dick google it i don't do anything emotional no but can you start leaning into it and just start posting like those recently cheated on girl uh memes when i was like when i was a little high school boy and i went through a heartbreak emotional on there. Can you start leaning into it and just start posting those recently cheated on girl memes?

When I was a little high school boy and I went through a heartbreak, there was probably a lot of that on Facebook. Oh, I think I talked about it before. I wrote a poem once. Oh, on Facebook? No, just in a notebook after a breakup. And I'm pretty sure I burnt that months later. Oh, that's no good, dude. You burnt your feelings.

You never got to feel your feelings. I sent them into the ether. I wrote them. I burned them into the ether yeah I wrote them I burned them I wrote a poem it was bad I remember it was the guy that

what you said caused like this girl to dump me had a grenade tattooed on his chest I'm getting to my emotions here no I'm saying no I'm saying

I'm like what did you say in the letter I'm trying to I'm getting I'm trying to I know I know but I was trying to do it quietly and then I realized that's, I'm like, what did you say in the letter? I'm trying to, I'm getting, I'm trying to. I know, I know. But I was trying to do it quietly, and then I realized that's, because I said it quietly, that's what you were doing, and that's what I'm laughing at.

The guy that she broke up with me for had a tattoo of a grenade on the middle of his chest. And he was like a swooped over, like, emo kid haircut. And somewhere in, there had to have been a cheesy line about, like, pulling the pin in that about pulling the pin I know that was in there somewhere how old were you? this was like freshman year of college I was actively drinking and could have just found other girls but I was like I need to write a poem I think it's good

I think it's a healthy way to deal with your feelings I was legally I was at the age where I could have a family no you couldn't have a Where I could have A family Nah you couldn't Have a family You were writing Dumbass poems I can find a family

Any day You can't be a dad Writing poems Thank god I set that one On fire Damn dude You guys ever get Writing poems

Not a one I No I Maybe I lied I lied and would always Be like these are lyrics

If I ever start a band I did try to rhyme stuff before. Now I just freestyle. I went through a little chunk where I wanted to be a battle rapper. Did you have prepared lines? What were you going for? What was your line? I had a whole...

Fuck, I can't think of it. There was a terrible one that just used all the characters of Jersey Shore. Yeah, I'm not proud of it. I don't remember it at all. That's good, though. That'll really cut it. But I was watching a lot of URL TV and KODT, KOTD, King of the Dot. I don't know if you guys are familiar with it.

You guys never into battle rap? No, I watched Yo Mama a lot. No, yeah, well, some of those people. That sounded racist. Some of the people that were on Yo Mama, Tu Madre, I think went on

to be in rap battles. Dude, Yo Mama... Like the dude Rone from Barstool was like my favorite battle rapper. Yo Mama has probably my favorite joke

of all time where the guy goes, I'm rubber, you're glue, and your mother's a whore. That's pretty good. I think the biggest joke that Yo Mama played

on us all was that Wilmer Valderrama was still entertaining. We tricked you. He was honestly not mad. You've been on stumped this whole time. He's tricking. Then also, he just got, like, hot, too. Wilmer Valderrama said that thing where they're like, oh, he's a stud. You're like, no, it's Fez from that 70s show.

Yeah. Dude, I was watching, like, MTV in the fucking mid-2000s, late-2000s is such a time capsule for how different shit is. We talked about Next. Like, we were watching, dude, I was watching Next, and, like, when they would do the thing, we're like, what's up? I'm Trevor. I'm 19, and I'm going to finger girls that sleep.

Oh, dude. Like, they would just say the wildest shit. I'm legally not allowed to be near women. I remember that show. I remember being like, I'm going to hate myself someday if anyone ever reminds me that I used to watch this. Oh, dude. And that, like, when you got home and just be like, there's nothing else on because you had no choice. It was just that or Room Raiders, which was just Black Lights.

But also, you're like the entire time like, ha-ha. Yeah. And then you see the ladies in there and she's like. Wasn't that on Date My Mom? Yeah. And you had to go on a date with the girl's mom. We fully talked about this when we were there. That's just a genre of porn now. Yeah. And you had to go on a date with the girl's mom. We fully talked about this with my mayor. That's just a genre of porn now.

Yeah, oh, that makes sense then. That makes so much sense. Next is just Bang Bus. True Life fucking, True Life is that I date cougars. And I was like, damn, you could date people's mommies. That's pretty fun. Yeah. Speaking of, I got a 66-year-old lady.

You hinted at this before. Have we talked about this on the cast? We can't talk about this. You should bring her on for episode 66, but unfortunately this is the last. He's been on Tinder talking with a 66-year-old. Nah, I don't Tinder, dude. I just, look, who cares? Anyway.

Has it been my mom? What does she look like? Dude, that woman is older than my mom, I just realized. Look, nothing. She's so much older than your mom. I met a friend online. It was an adult friend finder. We met in a local chat room.

What do you like about her? Huh? Do you like anything about her? I would like her to not listen to my podcast. That's for certain. Do you think she's listening? No. She's not our demo.

Yeah. Check this out, though. Whoa, dude. Now all the girls are going to know you fart, man. You can't get podcasts on those jitterbug flip phones. Shut up. And they give to the elderly. Where it's just like, it's four buttons and it says, like, call daughter, call son.

Get a load of this one, guys. Don't. Stop farting. Don't bring it over, yonder. Don't fart. Don't bring it over, yonder. You think that this kind of malarkey is going to get you? It works.

All right, we're on a new topic. It works. The new topic is Matt shit his pants. That smells yucky. Oh, man. I forget what I was going to say because of the fart. It smelled pretty bad, huh? It's not that bad.

It's just I'm impressed that you started wafting and it actually worked. That's what you get when you have Chick-fil-A at 10.36 in the morning. How do you feel about yourself? I had a spicy chicken sandwich and put buffalo sauce on it and had mac and cheese and I put buffalo sauce and I ate it in my bed

laying on my stomach. Laying on your stomach? Laying on my stomach. So like my legs are flapping behind me. You were eating it snake style. I was eating it snake style. Did you put your arms

at your side and just kept chomping? My roommate tried to come to my room and I went, ssss. You just started rattling? I'm eating chick-fil-a on my bed shirtless i'm slithering i'm flithering what is that slithering's above fucking harry potter harry potter dude that's the one who's gonna win the

quidditch match yeah they're yeah because all of them, they know. They know. They all smoke and sing, dude. He has a stoma? Yeah, that's the golden snatch. Didn't Voldemort's nose look like a stoma, right? His nose looked like a bowling ball. Yeah. Oh, okay. Like the holes.

Yeah, a little bit. I've never watched Harry Potter ever once. What the hell? Nor will I. You're too busy wearing shorts. Yeah, you got shorts on. You actually wear shorts. You're pretty busy with that. Yeah, you got shorts on. You actually wear shorts. You're pretty busy with that.

They say that all the time. It looks like you'll be cold just watching it because they keep movie theaters pretty I felt weird just watching it down on my crotch. Guys. I'm looking at the phone, dude. I got to go pee real quick. I'm checking the bulge. I got to pee too, though.

All right. We'll be done soon. Do you guys expect me to do that if we start this episode over again? Yeah. Yeah, let's take it from the top. Let me, yo, welcome to our podcast ugly wait i said it earlier do you have any good uh exterminator stories uh can we plug you on here right if you're a south chosie listener and you've got bug problems hit up muggle bug

so that's pretty definitely paying us for this advertising yeah so it's actually pretty funny that you bring up that because recently I got a call from a customer or whatever. He's like, is everything okay? I'm like, yeah, why? He's like, well, we called. We forgot your number, so we Googled Muggabug. Apparently there's another fucking Muggabug now in North Jersey.

Oh. Apparently there's another fucking Muggabug now in North Jersey. Oh. But when they called, the people who answered the phone was like, you know, he's dead. What? We took over. The North Jersey guy?

Yeah. Said that you were dead? Yeah. What the fuck? Said that I was dead and that they were taking over. So my customer was like, oh, my God. And, like, he was customers with, he's like brothers with another customer of mine. So he calls him like, oh my god, what happened? He's like, Cody's fine.

He was here yesterday. And he's like, oh. So he's like, I just had to. And you check to make sure you're not dead? Yeah. I went to the doctors and everything. Yeah, of course. That's the first thing I did.

Doc, real quick. I just need you to check my vitals. Yeah. Also, my dick itches a little. It's funny. What do you got for long is that a ghost thing i got itchy ghost dick so wait so it's somebody's just basically trying to steal your company so that's well maybe maybe they did buy someone else's muggabug even though

we've been muggabug for like 30 plus years yeah uh and i don't know i'm gonna call this is my plan i'm gonna call and be like, yo, see, can I get Muggabug done? Is this also Muggabug and Marlton? And see if like, oh no, we bought that, or that dude's dead. Can we do it on the cast? Yeah, if you want to, I'll do it right fucking now,

because if this is what I'm going to do. Let's do it. Get your friend out. I would love that. Put it on speaker. Because if this is what happens, if they don't. Yeah, we'll see.

We'll see if they... Damn, we just opened up a whole... I can probably cut out all the times we stopped talking. This is going to be the best thing ever. This is going to be the best one on there. Let's go. So yeah, ladies and gentlemen, if you need bugs killed, hit up Muggabug. Make sure you're hitting up the right Muggabug.

Yeah, so I'm going to see. If it's just like an honest mistake, that's one thing. But if they're legitimately trying to steal my customers that way, I'm just going to be like, oh, okay. Yeah, so I live here. Give me the address to here. No, not like necessarily here. I'm just going to keep calling and saying, yo, can you come out to this address and then just – You're going to have to catch a predator.

No, but I'll never be there. I'm just going to send them on wild goose chases when they come he wastes all this time because i think you gotta set up as when they come in there's a cockroach on the countertop he's like have a seat i made some cookies and then cody walks out with a clipboard and he's like have a seat no i hear see here in the transcripts it says that you can't find their number are cody right damn i just got so excited wait all right let's that you are Cody Wright. Damn it, I just got so excited. Let's pretend. You guys really want to do it? Because I'll do it.

I think that would be fucking incredible. Should we give you one mic for your phone and one mic for you? Or just you can do it on the mic. Put it on speaker, right? Yeah, I can put it on speaker. We know how audio works. I'll pick it up. Yeah, this is them because they're in brick. Let's fucking go. Anthony Muggabug.

Oh, maybe he changed his... His last name is actually Muggabug Laducci. If they just answer and it's just like, oh, yeah, no, that's our mistake. Still fun for us. Yeah, yeah, okay. Where the fuck's the number? Hold on. Watch it be your number.

Keep talking until I figure out how to it's just like give me their LinkedIn it's weird you ever had to deal with a bad bug problem now it's just an infomercial I'm genuinely scared of bugs and I'm a big pussy I know it's probably not a shocking thing for people to hear but I get scales of bugs so okay so spider on the wall right now

you're not going to be killing it no I'll kill a spider but I I'll do it very daintily. I'll throw a sandal at it and miss. That's how I am with war. I won't go to another country, but if they're here, I'll fight. Yeah, but you're also the nice exterminator. Yeah, you are like that with war. Are you a catching release kind

of exterminator? I'm actually about so there's a whole swarm of honeybees outside of this canals right now that I got my eyes on. That I placed there? No, I didn't place it there. They just were there. There's like thousands of them.

It's the most I've ever seen. You're going to get free booze? Oh, is this why you were asking for like a bee? Yeah, I was going to see if someone wants them. I was going to be the middleman because they'll buy bees. People know if you got bees in your yard, that's money. Bees are the money. Really?

Yeah, bees are the money. They'll come out and they'll get rid of it for you and pay for it. I didn't realize bees were this. I mean, one time I was in line at a Wendy's at a drive-thru with my ex-girlfriend and a bee got in my car and we both got out. Yeah, it's like money. It should have been a sign that that wasn't going to last. Bees are just what Matt calls black people.

Oh, whoa. You guys horse around too much for me, man. Matt's like, yeah, I went to go play basketball the other day. There was a whole swarm of bees. Wouldn't let me on the court. He kept dunking it. He kept him dunking. Why won't he give me his fucking number? And he goes, doesn't that feel like that's what we're all doing? And I said, those who care?

And he goes, I think I care. And at that point... Good job. Hold it. Hold it. And at that point... Good job. Hold it in front of you. Mugglebug Pest Services, how may I help you?

Hey, yes, can I get someone out for a bug treatment, please? No. Is this the Mugglebug in Marlton? This is the Mugglebug in Marlton. So, just to let you know XL Pest Services acquired Muggabug No you didn't Because I'm the owner of Muggabug

Are you really? Yeah so what the fuck are you doing? Okay Yeah this is a fucking issue What the fuck are you doing Telling people I'm fucking dead that you bought my company? What the fuck's the matter with you? You're going to go to hell for that. You don't get to know my name.

What's your name? Make sure that doesn't happen again? Okay. You know what? If it's an honest mistake, we're going to chalk it up to that. Okay. Okay. Yeah, no. But South Jersey. All right. That's enough of that. mistake that's what it's gonna we're gonna chalk it up to that i okay okay yeah no it's but south

jersey um all right that's enough of that sorry that was a really i mean we probably don't have to put that got a lot more heated than i thought it was gonna i got like what she's what she actually did i didn't think they were gonna do it that was crazy yeah that when she confirmed it twice i was like oh shit yeah i was like no this will be good we'll go we'll start at the beginning before you called her we'll just put the phone ring and then we'll cut right to right now because that was a oh and we can just leave the list now you can you can you can leave it up to the marlton thing like you get it you can get i mean honestly you can leave the fuck the whole i mean it's just long now we gotta keep her because

i think her name's in there and shit. But I also think it's just a fun tease. I mean, listeners, you missed the real – You know what? You guys, I give you integrity to know what to put in. We have no integrity. We got no intake. Well, yeah.

No, I'm saying like put in what you think is okay and then take out. I feel like the answer is going to be none of these. Just leave it all? I mean, honestly, I wouldn't. You just probably cut it off. That was a long battle. Now I'm like fucking shaking, dude. Now that you're ready to go, you got anything you want to plug?

I'll be honest with you, I've never been scared of Cody until right now. I've always known you as the most docile, chill dude in comedy, and now I was like, he's a bad boy. For our safety, he's the first thing. I get real mad. Muggabug Marlton.

Muggabug Marlton. Now, call Brick, dude. I'm fucking retiring. I thought you were going to turn it around. You'd be like, oh, well, are you looking to buy out my company? Because I could really get out of the industry. It's really just out of the industry. It's really just starting to bug me.

I had such a good opportunity to just take that into a funny place, and instead I just got so mad. Yeah. I was wondering when you were going to turn the funny on and not the scary. No, once he confirmed twice, I was like, oh, this is not going to be a good. Well, yeah, dude, I was expecting it. Man, you really just changed somebody's Wednesday. That guy was like, I don't know, honey. I'll probably work until like 3 today.

I'll get out early. I'll pick you up, get some dinner. And he's like, what's up? There's a phone call for me? But you're well within your rights to be that angry after the first person you spoke to confirmed your suspicion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I feel a little bad. I feel like she's probably going to be like, for the rest of the day, like, oh, man.

Yeah, that's going to linger with her for sure. Yeah. But you're going to forget you did this tomorrow. Unless she really is a bad person. She didn't give you a full name. You didn't give a full name. Yeah, I didn't give anything. Although they do know that you're Muggabug Marlton, so they can.

I'll just be like, what? What the hell? What the hell? Who is this? That must have been. That must have been Mugg and Bugs. It must have been the same. You'd be like, the owner died.

He killed himself at 301. Name's up for grabs now. You want it, you got it. Those are his final words. It's crazy. Do you have anything you want to plug other than possible assault case? Yeah, holy shit. Sorry about that.

I rolled. Yeah, so at Union House in Burlington at 7 o'clock on May 27th, we are premiering The Housewives of the Appalachian Mountains. Oh. Is this something you're – a project you're working on? Mr. Jeff Swisher, this dude, he does like indie films and stuff. Okay. We used to do like an indie film comedy.

It was like a cosmic gumbo. Cosmic gumbo. Cosmic gumbo of comedy and film. And he had a script and he asked me to be one. Well, first he was like, you know any women that want to be fucking desperate or one of the housewiveswives i was like i'll do it it's like actually you're one of the housewives yeah i'm one of the housewives so that's may 27 we clawed out to that uh that's all i can think of right now where can we find you social media oh yeah give me at uh go on instagram right dot cody you can catch him at muggle bug marlarl.com Don't fuck around, dude.

Damn, someone's going to see your truck now and just be like, yeah, steer clear of that guy. I heard him on a podcast one time. He went fucking nuts. Woo! They're like, sir, we just sell mugs and bugs. Mugs and bugs, dude. Mugs and bugs?

Matt, what do you have to promote? I got a show this saturday at colt's neck at prima pizza it's a elena's birthday show it'll be a fun one you know what colt's neck is right near what's that brick new jersey yo he just called back and i went to voicemail and i just remembered my voicemail it's the same voicemail since like i got my phone so it's cool so it's literally it's hey it's good yeah he definitely got he's gonna be like what the hell is going on the least fun prank all of all time there's no joke it's just

pure anger um well yes that's where the energy from stubs really lingers from stubs May 18th I'll be at Red White Brew for a cricket show May 19th, this is going to be a fun one Punchline Philly, Gary Sharp's debut

documentary and then I'll be hosting the showcase after, come hang and then May 21st in Easton, Naeem Ali's running a show at the Iron Mule, I'll be hosting the showcase after. Come hang. And then May 21st in Easton, Naeem Ali's running a show at the Iron Mule. I'll be doing time there. And that's, you know, good enough to talk about. What do you got there, you big fat piece of shit? All I got next Thursday, May 12th,

cricket show at Dr. Brewlittle's in Mapleshade. That's a good one. Yeah, the last one got canceled so I'm pumped to see what happens with this one. So, other than that,

Monte Comedy, Hacks Comedy Golf. You can catch Cody on the first episode of Hacks Comedy Golf. Yeehaw. Some would say the best episode.

Some would say it was the most Cody-ed episode you had. Mm-hmm. What do you want to say on the way out? Well, Jesus Christ, I hate doing this.

You know what I wish I could mug? This election that's coming up. You know what I wish I could mug? What the fuck are you doing? Telling people I'm fucking dead that you bought my company? Too much shit here. Ain't no fun. Nobody ain't no fun. but had a little bit of

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