The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #1822 Hips or Lips
Episode Date: February 2, 2024Today, Chris jumps in to wrap up the week with some news, as the guys decipher the transition of the ecology flag, Dr. Drew shares his time hosting the Podcasting Hall of Fame, and they discuss the re...cent health concerns with Jay Leno's wife. Plus, their take on Pauly Shore wanting to play Richard Simmons, and a special message from the elusive man himself! Please Support Our Sponsors: GDefy.com, use code AD30 for $30 off orders of $150 or more.
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What's going on?
Chris Max Pattison here with some breaking topical news.
Also, I was waiting for this part of the week to get you in here to review the Hall of Fame
induction that Adam missed.
I saw it.
Was not out.
And you guys very kindly sent a video that froze up, didn't run.
So we got Adam on the phone.
Yeah, I saw.
And I forgot the award.
Credit to you, Drew, for I know you were juggling a lot up there.
How did you forget the award?
I forgot to bring it in.
I have it here. I have it here at my home. Oh, in your the award? I forgot to bring it in. I have it here.
I have it here at my home.
Oh, in your home.
But I forgot to unpack it this morning.
He accepted it on your behalf.
Uh-huh.
Kind of.
No, we don't have to play this whole thing.
It's a little all over the place.
You get the part where this thing freezes, which is funny.
Not my accepting.
So he's thinking that I'm here to present Adam Carolla with his induction to the Hall of Fame.
And I thought, at no point did he say, hey, would you accept it on my behalf?
No, no, I'll send a video.
Thanks, Adam.
So I was thinking about giving the video shit and giving him shit for not being here.
So I went around a couple rounds that way.
I'm going to keep my comments very short because he didn't feel sufficiently invested to help us out here this evening.
We'll see how short his video is.
I can't wait to see that.
But I talked a little this morning,
if you were at that event,
about his and my, how we got together
and how that happened
and the serendipity of all that.
And we talked a little bit about
the sort of chemistry or the magic of partnerships
when you find the right partnership.
It says 10 minutes before the video.
The comedy is, before this, I go, I'm going to keep my comment short
because people are talking for a while.
And it's funny, we get into a whole technical problem here,
and there's an old guy sitting right down to my right,
and he goes, I thought you said you were going to be short.
I was like, touche, I will be. And that's why I wrapped you were going to be short. I was like, touche.
I will be.
And that's why I wrapped it all up.
That's why I was like,
we're out of here.
Okay, I'm done.
So we filmed the video here.
Because they wanted me to sit there.
They wanted me to sit and wait
for them to fix it.
I'm like,
yeah,
they had a technical issue.
There's an audience out there.
You can't just sit there
and just wrap this up.
And then Adam kindly
got on the phone for a second.
Right before he was about
to go on stage.
Drew just
cold calls Adam and goes hey
we have a technical issue. Please accept
your award. Just puts the speaker up to
the microphone and Adam's like uh hi.
He says thank you whoever the fuck you are.
It was great though. They loved it.
Yeah I was in Colorado
about ready to go
in some funky part of Colorado
and go up on stage.
And when you called, I thought you were just calling to say hi.
Yeah, I could tell.
I thought you were back in L.A.
Yeah, I mean, why would you think I was at a podium?
I don't know.
You know, I didn't – I was a little uncomfortable with the whole proceedings.
I didn't think about it that much.
The fact that you were receiving something?
Yeah.
The whole thing seemed weird to you.
I don't know.
I've never thought about, is there a plaque?
Is there something that goes along with it?
Is that big, about a 12-pound award?
Yeah, I like an award.
We actually got stuck at the security because of it.
But I don't know why.
I gave it no thought.
Is this your usual mindset when you win something or you are honored with something?
I have things that I separate in my brain that are important to me.
And then there are things that aren't important to me,
but it may be important to others,
I might think about driving in my Trans Am race or something and winning an award for that,
and I'm very proud of it, and I'll think about it.
And then there are other things that I don't think about at all,
and you can't get me to think about them.
And somehow the Hall of Fame podcast thing,
it's like I was told,
I never thought about where the ceremony was.
I never thought about who.
I never thought about the gift.
I was Saturday night.
I was in Colorado doing shows.
They never entered my mind that night was the ceremony night.
And so I have no idea why I think about certain things.
You'll appreciate it.
Usually if it's some accolade that doesn't have to do with driving or something physical.
I just forget about it. So when this thing all – when I came off stage, the chick that was responsible for the whole thing had her hands and she was crying.
And I go, relax.
It was better this way.
It was more interesting.
It was funny.
Come on.
Give me a break.
She goes, but Adam.
I go, oh, my God.
Do not worry about Adam.
He will be fine.
My God, that is one thing you do not need to worry about.
Agreed?
I never had any thoughts about it before or after.
Right.
I didn't have any thoughts.
I still have no thoughts.
Right.
I knew that for sure.
And going up there, I was – before that, except – or maybe it was after that, I was talking about what quality makes a good podcaster.
I said, if you ask Adam, he'd probably say, A, low self-esteem.
And they're like, low self-esteem. I go, yeah, A, low self-esteem. And they're like, huh?
Low self-esteem. I go, yeah, yeah, I got that too.
And an impoverished childhood.
And then you got the start of a good podcaster.
I always tell everyone that Emmy's mother-in-law over there, Olga, when she said, years ago
with her car, she goes, and I've said it before but i she said i want to sell this car
what do you think it's worth i go i don't know what you pay for it and she said you bought it
for me okay i had no i completely scrubbed it yeah now it probably scrubbed it because it fell
under the heading of me doing something nice or something so i i i scrubbed it and i would
never thought about it except i think about it now, not because of the effort, but because she had to inform me that I bought her a car,
which I'd completely gotten out of my scrub from my brain, which is feasible. But most people would
remember if they bought someone a car. And I didn't. And I literally had no thoughts about it.
So I'm able to take good deeds and accolades and scrub them.
Yeah.
Almost immediately.
I do something similar.
And when I have to write a bio or something,
it's hard for me to kind of have to go look at notes and things,
figure out what's happened.
Yeah.
I don't, sometimes people bring up TV shows that I did and stuff like that.
I have no recollection of doing that.
Speaking of TV, Leno's wife, I guess, got having problems.
Has he ever talked to you about that?
No.
I was going to reach out to him though, because I just sort of found out about it before I hit the road.
So he's filed for conservatorship, right?
Yeah.
Very good.
Very good move.
Super smart.
Yeah, filed her a dementia diagnosis.
And the fact that she's alive, it's just that's the way you do it.
That's what you do.
Mm.
Yeah.
For some reason, Susan heard the story. I said I got moved
by it. Then I was like, what?
Because you want me to put you on conservatorship?
She could qualify.
We could do it a little sooner if you want.
We could do it now. That's what I'm saying.
She'd meet the threshold.
There's some criteria there.
Yeah, well, it was weird. I was talking
to Melissa
Newman, Paul Newman's daughter.
I asked about Joanne Woodward, still alive.
She's got to be 90-something, right?
I think 93.
Diagnosed with dementia well over a decade ago.
Wow.
She's still here.
I was going to go visit her that day.
I spoke to her.
Crazy. Crazy.
Yeah.
I definitely want to reach out to Jay.
But, yeah.
Well, speaking of Leno, so he was on Piers Morgan.
Yeah.
And he did an interview from his car garage.
And, yeah, he said he's done doing political jokes.
Because?
Nobody laughs at them anymore?
Right.
Yeah.
Here, we have a clip of it.
Okay.
I stopped doing politics and my act altogether because, you know, when I did the Tonight Show,
the idea was you made fun of both sides equally.
And you get those, you and your Republican friends, well, you and your Democratic buddies,
you know, and they'd both be angry.
And I go, oh, that's good.
You know, they both think you're supporting the other guy.
Now you've got to take a side, and people are angry if you don't.
And I find what I would start to tell a political joke,
they want to know the punchline before, is this pro or against?
So I just stopped doing it.
Really?
Because I just want people to come and laugh and have a good time.
Yeah.
Not me.
I got shit to say.
I don't care how much you spent.
I don't care how much you laugh.
Yeah.
I'm not here to dance for you.
Laughing is a foregone conclusion.
We got to get something done here.
Yeah.
Well, I think Jay, Jay's a guy I most comedians care about.
Jay's a very thoughtful guy.
Like one time I went to I did The Tonight Show like 10 years ago.
Maybe I can't remember.
I said, I can't.
There's some kind of joke about like my wedding ring or something.
And I go, no, I wear a wedding ring, Jay, all the time.
I mean, unless I'm traveling.
That's a different story.
And then after the show, he was like,
do you take the ring off when you're concerned?
Yeah.
I go, no.
He has, when he found out I was getting divorced,
he was like, you know, you okay?
You know, he's kind of sensitive.
Yeah.
Very sweet.
And he's sweet, you know.
And so I don't think he, I think he's tuned into the audience and doesn't want to put them in some sort of position.
Yeah.
Which.
Opposite of Adam Carolla.
Right.
Adam's leaned into.
Leaned into the audience Carolla. Right. Adam's leaned into the audience.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm just like,
if someone goes,
you can't say this or don't do that.
You know,
I just think I look to me.
It's like,
is something funny or is it true?
I mean,
remember I'm the guy who sat in Maui where the world's worst brunch,
because I had to argue with nine dingbats about leaf blowers,
right? Now, does it ruin that? Yes. Did it ruin my brunch? Yes, it did. Was I a pariah at the table?
Yes, I was. Was I right? Yes, I was 100% right. So I'm always willing to do that.
Do you think the audience thinks you're right or they're just like, never go to brunch with him again?
Yeah. Well, that's what the audience would think. If something's funny, and I know it's funny,
then I'm right, and then I'm saying it, and that'll be that.
You know, I just had a weird thought. Tell me if there's anything in this.
That maybe his concern, you know, you and I are very concerned about freedom to do things.
And he is so financially free, maybe when you have that kind of financial freedom,
it doesn't, other freedoms aren't as impactful.
Yeah, it's a good thought.
He's also, you know, Jay likes being liked.
He likes that station in life. You know he he just cares what people think of him
which is that's hard these days well it it it can affect your performance right and the things you
say and i think he's been comedy so long he's seen so many different eras of audience and has changed his act accordingly.
Yes, I don't know.
There's nothing in our lifetime like this in the present moment.
I mean, the 70s was a facsimile of this in that it blew.
It sucked when many of the same ideas were flying around.
Yeah.
Right?
I mean, nothing like this.
Well, it was different.
It was Watergate and Vietnam War and that kind of stuff.
And there was sort of a side to be on that was kind of clear cut,
a little more clear cut.
I don't think there was much brainwashing then, too.
No.
But who knows?
Now everything's in question.
The side to be on is the nut job side.
So you have to think that women and men can both give birth.
You have to think that if somebody identifies as a woman,
even if you have a cock and ball and beard,
you can just walk into labor. You have to think that if somebody identifies as a woman, even if you have a cock and ball and beard, beard, you can just walk into laser.
You have to think that way.
You have to think patently insane things.
You have to.
The truth doesn't exist.
Truth is a construct.
So everything's on now.
You have to think that the end of the world is nigh and in doom and gloom, even though
they've been saying this shit for 55 years and nothing ever happens history
doesn't exist to them so they don't know i'm just saying you you have to you have to believe that
when you get grub hub during covid you need to wipe down the bag you need to believe in third
hand smoke as we previously discussed like you need to believe that aids kills as many heterosexuals as gays,
and you need to believe 50,000 Americans die of secondhand smoke every year.
You need to believe a bunch of patently crazy bat shit information.
That's what you need to believe in order to be on the good side.
Chris is making eye contact.
When we were growing up, all you had to do was think that Richard
Nixon was a dick and the Vietnam
War should be ended.
And ecology. And the world
was coming to an end with acid rain.
Yeah, but you didn't have to go out and march
or anything. You just
didn't have to do anything. You just
have to go, Nixon's a dick
and Vietnam, they should
wrap it up and bring our boys home and then you're
fine then your work was done they didn't have a laundry list of 7 000 kooky pieces of information
you had to get in on do you remember the ecology flag yes what would that look like it looked like
it looked like an eyeball yeah and like a circle the line like a like an omega on the side
kind of
organ ducks colors
but it was also green and white stripes
I don't think it was stripes
but it was organ duck color
well first off there's probably
15 of colors
I'm sure there were
the original one was the
colors of Brazil
the Brazilian flag green and yellow on that blue The original one was the colors of Brazil.
The Brazilian flag.
Green and yellow.
Oh, I think.
On that blue.
Oh, maybe it's the blue.
Anyway, it looked like an eyeball of the line going through. Right.
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All right, Amy, I don't know why,
because Drew keeps bringing up what's old and new again.
But back in one of those computers, there's a Partridge family clip from 1974.
Lori's given a speech.
We never really fleshed it out.
Which was the speech on?
Well, it's 50 years old.
Yes.
So, you know, lest anyone think this shit's new. Right, right. It's award season. We should be paying attention. Yes. So, you know, lest anyone think this shit's new.
Right, right.
It's award season.
We should be paying attention.
Yes.
They're always talking about the same shit.
That's the other thing people don't study.
You guys, you haven't heard this before?
Yeah.
This global warming, ice age, ecology, you know, Al Gore, just whatever.
I was deep into it at 19.
You were into it, yeah.
you know, Al Gore, just whatever.
I was deep into it in 19.
I came home from college and announced that, A, oil, we had 10 years max of oil left, number one.
B, dams and phosphates were going to destroy the infrastructure.
Acid rain would ruin it.
He threw soup at the Mona Lisa.
That's right.
If I had thought of it, who knows?
But here we go.
Here's Lori.
Yeah.
In the 1974 Homecoming Queen of San Pueblo High School,
Miss Lori Partridge.
Thank you very much.
I want each and every one of you to know that I am not the least bit flattered to have been chosen to receive this dubious distinction.
I am appalled at such customs and traditions that judge people by labels.
Labels of race, creed, color, appearance, and even sex.
Oh, even.
People are people, and they must be judged by their merits,
whether they are lawyers or teachers or basketball players.
Huh?
Now, I had a lot more to say on the subject,
but I think you know what I'm talking about.
It's simply that people are everything, and that women are people.
Sounds like Kamala Harris.
All we ask is to be treated that way.
People are everything.
I apologize for using this context as a form of my views, but it's time that someone spoke up.
There is one other thing i cannot accept the
title of homecoming queen because it stands for so many things that i am against monarchy even
therefore according to the rules i hereby decline and turn the crown over to the first runner-up
your new homecoming queen and Is there going to be something special about it?
Yeah.
It's a dude.
She puts the crown on a guy.
So, do you think any of this is new?
This is 50 years old, a bitch is complaining about shit, and a dude crashing the party.
Now, back then it was a dude.
He didn't say he was a woman.
It was just a dude.
Yeah.
Now, the dude would say he's a woman.
Yeah.
But this is 50 years older.
I was there, man.
I remember it.
People are people and people are everything.
And women are people.
So women are everything.
And I would have added in all the ecology stuff in my youth.
Yes.
I added in all that.
And then a little bit of John Lennon would have crept in.
We got a dream of a place, you know.
So disappointed by adults.
Yeah.
Well, we haven't changed.
Disappointing.
All right.
So this is 50 years old.
Yeah.
All right.
What's she talking about?
Talking about the same ship.
When Kamala Harris talks, that's what she says.
People are everything and everything is people.
And women are people too.
So that makes them everything
and everything's everything
and you know
we can't
how can we go on
when women
and people
and race
and black and white
and ecology
and women
that's what we do
this 50 years old
oh see that's the flag
I remember
yeah that's
yeah the green and white stripes
that's right
you're right
yeah
yeah
but they also just had a symbol.
Like they had just...
It was just that big...
The big eyeball.
Yes, the big omega.
I've seen both versions, but one of them had the flag stripes.
Yeah, so we had a flag.
And then we basically got rid of that flag.
We got a gay flag.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that's what we got.
Or maybe it's the same flag that went gay.
Maybe the flag starts sucking dick.
Transitioned.
And transitioned.
So that thing's a mouth.
It is kind of a mouth.
It could be an anus.
It depends.
Hips or lips.
It's an orifice.
Hips or lips.
That's what I say when I cruise.
Eucosal surfaces or mucosal surfaces.
That's right.
That's what I say in my profession.
Yeah.
So the ecology flag transitioned and is now gay.
And that's the gay flag.
Don't have to put the gay flag everywhere.
Because we need to be recognized because the trans community needs to be proud.
First off, the whole gay pride.
Listen, you suck a dick, suck a dick.
You don't have to be proud of it.
I like pussy. Aren't be proud of it i like pussy
singing about it no i'm not proud of it just who we are why should you be proud of being gay or
trans or why are you proud of any of this shit or are you proud of being black or are you proud
of being hispanic you know what are you proud of just fucking go about your way you fucking idiot
you narcissist idiot.
And it's fucking you up, too, by the way.
It used to be anathema to sort of the American thing, which was we're all bonding around an idea.
Melting pot.
And not just melting pot, but you're just all that gets put aside on behalf of this common philosophy that we all adhere to.
Anyway, what's up there?
What's up?
So real quick, I just want to get your thoughts on.
Yeah.
Hey, what's up there?
What's up?
So real quick, I just want to get your thoughts on,
so Pauly Shore has been pushing this biopic where he is Richard Simmons.
He acts as Richard Simmons.
He even made a short.
They played it at Sundance.
And it's been getting a lot of traction.
They put it up for free on YouTube. And he's in love with Drew Barrymore.
And he's in love with Drew.
Well, yeah, maybe that was a little publicity stunt.
Maybe.
But he's gotten a lot of acclaim for it.
The only thing is Richard Simmons has publicly said,
I didn't approve of this.
Please just leave me alone.
I'm trying to just live my life quietly.
So now Pauly's having a lot of trouble getting people to be on his side now
because Richard has publicly said, I don't want this.
Get on his side?
But Pauly's like, look, we don't need his approval to make a biopic of him.
So he's still going through with it.
So I just want to get your thoughts on what you think of that.
I think you could get sued that way if you're not careful.
Well, he's honoring him.
It is kind of uncanny how much...
That is weird.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do we have any outtakes or any footage?
Yeah, it's on YouTube.
The whole thing is?
It's a 10-minute short.
You can do a biopic on anybody.
You don't need them to sign off.
But you can still get sued if you
have an impact that they don't like.
Everyone can sue everyone all the time.
Right, exactly.
But there's plenty of precedent
for doing biopics and docs
and stuff like that.
I made a Paul Newman doc.
We didn't get the approval of his family or anything.
We just made it.
So you can do that.
The same way you could use footage from Butch and Sundance in your doc if you talk about it and it's not longer than 40 seconds or whatever it is.
There's rules. Guidelines. talk about it and it's not longer than 40 seconds or whatever it is. You know, there's, you know, when you, well, when you make a movie or a doc or whatever, you have attorneys that are kind of like the same attorneys that when I worked for Comedy
Central, they had attorneys, you know, and we'd say, oh, we're going to, you know, Crank
Yankers was called Prank Puppets or something at the beginning. And then attorneys are like, oh, that's not going to crank yankers. It was called prank puppets or something at the beginning.
And the attorneys were like, oh, that's not going to work.
It's to this day one of the craziest arguments I ever had.
I just remember the long discussions you had about underpants.
That, to me, was the craziest thing ever.
They'd say, like, you can say underwear, but you can't say underpants or something.
I don't know.
It was all nothing.
But you would consult with an attorney and you'd go, can we show clips from the Richard Simmons show from the 80s?
And they'd go, who owns it?
And they'd go, Viacom owns it or whatever.
Well, you should clear it with Viacom or you can use Fair Use if you're talking about it.
They have attorneys.
Like every attorney goes, don't patent attorneys and things about it. You know, they have attorneys that just, like every attorney,
goes, don't patent attorneys and things like that.
They go, don't do this.
You can't do that.
And then you run it.
Then you make it.
All right, we have a little clip.
By the way, I talked to a woman who went down to Texas for you,
allegedly, from Libsyn and testified in the patent case you took.
Do you remember this woman?
No.
Okay.
I don't think so.
But, sorry.
All right.
Here's a bit of the end.
What's my first rule?
Like yourself.
Your weight doesn't matter.
If you like yourself, you're gonna be fine.
But I've been where you are right now.
Pretty good invitation.
Oh, yeah.
And where I'm right now,
is I just love myself.
Every part of myself.
And I think I can show you how to get here.
Please welcome Richard Simmons!
Richard Simmons, beloved icon, right, by both straight and proud gay people.
And Emmy actually reached out to Richard's team to see if he'd come on.
And Richard responded to Emmy.
What the dude?
Drew, if you'd like to do the honors.
Thank you so much for your offer.
But right now I'm not doing any shows, radio or TV.
And I have to tell you, I love Adam and Dr. Drew.
They are so smart and clever.
I did meet Dr. Drew once and he was very kind to me.
He was on my HLN show for like a very brief period.
And you're very kind. And he was lovely. He's exactly who heLN show for like a very brief period. And you're very kind.
And he was lovely.
He's exactly, he's Richard Simmons.
He's exactly who you think he is.
But he is, when he's out in public, he is always on.
He's Richard Simmons, you know what I mean?
And I think he feels he has to be that or else he wants to be left alone.
Right.
Kind of interesting, right?
We know people that have to be, they have to be that.
Dag was like that, I thought.
A little bit.
A little bit.
Like he would turn it on, but then off mic, he just could be a lot more mellow.
Yeah.
But Dag would be like prickly.
Like all of a sudden, I go, where'd that come from?
It's like.
He's insane.
That's where it comes from. I tell people all the time, he's insane. That's where it comes from.
I tell people all the time,
he's insane.
That's why.
If you'd have said I would love them,
I still do.
You can love insane people.
Yes.
I have the people I know.
And listen,
first off,
who cares?
And Polly,
I always thought that Polly Shore had some sort of vehicle in his future that would make us look at him in a different way.
Like a serious actor or whatever.
I can see that.
I sort of felt like he's going to have some sort of sling blade moment or something where he comes out with something
and people are going to go,
you know what?
I mean, like...
I can see that.
Like Brandon, what's his name?
Brandon, who's the...
The guy who played the way...
Frazier.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, you know, 80s...
Strangely, they were the partners
on the Spiral Dome and stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
He's doing Tarzan and...
Oh, God.
Dudley Do-Right and shit. You know, those bad, shitty 90s hackneyed whatever.
But they come out at some point.
Or Quentin Tarantino gets hold of John Travolta, who's doing Baby Makes Three, Part 7.
It's even Burt Reynolds in Boogie Nights.
Yeah, except for Burt Reynolds never liked that role and didn't want it.
In Boogie Nights? Yeah, he was pissed off about it liked that role and didn't want it. In Boogie Nights?
Yeah, he was pissed off about it.
I thought he was pissed off he didn't get an award for it.
No, he wasn't happy.
I think Burt was a straight guy and was pretty uptight.
He just didn't like in this porn world things.
But yes, like Burt Reynolds.
Like Burt Reynolds.
I mean, it goes on and on.
And I always thought that Molly Ringwald would have some sort of big resurgent whatever.
And that Pauly Shore, not as much as Molly, but like would do something that was substantial.
I was going to say that was the word that comes to mind for me for people where i have
that feeling it's like they're more substantial than people know right wouldn't you say i don't
know how substantial polly is but i think that's why you're having that feel but i i did feel like
there was just a role for him yeah that was the opposite of brother-in-law or father-in-law or
whatever in whatever the fuck that's just the opposite of well thein-law or father-in-law or whatever the fuck.
That's just the opposite of, well, the fucking kooky shit he's done
that would make people go, oh, look at him.
Same to Brandon Fraser.
Yeah.
Except that guy's nuts.
Brandon?
Yeah.
Oh, is that right?
Yes.
Uh-oh.
There's something wrong.
Uh-oh.
Well, he disappeared for a while because of the,
during the Me too movement right like
he he something about the golden was it the golden globes i'm gonna make up oh be careful
i'm like a video log of i i could fill the grand canyon with all the crazy conversations i've had with women. Yeah. And it's like, well, he was at the Golden Globes ceremony,
daytime function party at the Beverly Hilton Hotel.
And the guy runs the Golden Globes, like, come and put his finger up his ass.
You know what I mean?
And I'm like, he's wearing a suit, right?
Yeah.
And the suit has a jacket that hangs down below,
and there's a room with 500 people having brunch.
Yeah, well, he was assaulted.
He wasn't assaulted.
I don't know if this fucking guy did.
The guy did it, 73 at the time,
been married to the same woman for 41 years.
He came up and smacked him on the
ass is what he did.
No, he says he was assaulted.
How would one
physically, sexually
assault somebody in a sea
of human beings
fully dressed?
He says he put his finger in his asshole.
You don't need to know that part.
He's damaged goods.
And when people are damaged and you come up and smack them on the ass, it gets translated into trauma.
Yeah.
Which has happened with Terry Crews as well.
But the people don't do it.
They just argue.
Well, he could put his, he could get around to suit trousers and get.
First off, the guy's 70-something years old.
It's in a group.
It's in a sea
of humanity in a ballroom
during the day. This reminds me of your...
All I do is argue.
One last quick joke was how your grandmother
used to see rape as a violent crime.
Somebody brought that whole scenario up
the other day. Do you know this?
Oh, Chris.
It wasn't my grandma.
I don't think it was my grandmother.
You were fighting with her about it or something.
She was lecturing you about it. Now, everybody was lecturing everybody during this period of time.
The 80s?
No.
Wasn't that long ago?
70s.
This is not back to the 70s.
Okay. Grandma in the 70s? This is not back to the 70s. Okay.
Am I in the 70s?
I was nine.
Okay.
Fucking idiot.
Listen to me, Drew.
We would talk about this on the air.
In the 90s, about.
No, it wasn't about the 70s.
You go back to the 70s.
Everything that's bad is from the 70s.
That's now how it worked.
They started saying, you're not a rape victim, you're a rape survivor.
You're a rape survivor.
And I kept questioning that, right?
Yep.
And then they'd say, you're not blind, you're seeing impaired.
And I would go, why are we fucking with the language?
Why are you guys fucking with the language?
It's 1995.
What are we doing here?
Now it's a full-scale assault on the language.
That was them just testing the waters on fucking with the language.
Yeah.
And they started explaining that rape was not a sexual crime, but it was a violent crime.
It was about control.
It was not.
It was not about sex.
It was nothing to do with sex.
Not a sexual crime.
It was a violent crime.
And that was all in the same time as they were launching rape survivor
versus rape victim and then the only thing that ever made drew laugh is i would go it is a violent
crime and it is no different than any other violent crime it's like if you went into 7-eleven
and pistol whipped the guy behind the counter and stole all the money and then came. Right.
But other than that, other than the coming, there's only one sexual component to it, which is you coming at the end. At the end.
But other than that, it's no different than like if you set your house on fire to try to collect the insurance while your wife is in there and then you came.
Same thing.
You jacked away to the front porch.
Right.
And it would always end up
with a white collar
and arson
and aggravated assault
but you would have to come
on a lintel.
True love.
That joke.
So good.
The only thing that makes it sexual
is you coming all over the place.
Other than that,
other than that,
there is no component to it.
It's a violent crime.
It's about control.
Remember the about control part there, which is like, I don't know.
Maybe the guy's just fucking weird wiring and he's horny, but it's control.
And the thing, too, is they just go, it's about control.
It's about control.
It's about control.
See, we lived through it.
Kook jobs defining shit for us that doesn't exist.
Because they would go, it's all about control it's
all the rapes all about power and i'd be like i'll bet if the chick volunteered to suck his dick
consensually he would take it he wouldn't need the control he wouldn't have to break into the
bedroom at night like you know what i mean like i bet he would or half the rapist would take that
deal at least okay not half i think that's pretty much i'm speaking of control it's them controlling Half the rapists would take that deal. At least. Okay. Not half.
I think that's pretty much.
And speaking of control, it's them controlling the language.
And by the way, now it's full effect.
Oh, yeah.
The bird is in full flight.
It was just experimenting. We just renamed all the birds.
It was just leaving the nest in the 90s, and I was yelling about it.
Yes, you were.
Because I saw where this was going.
You have a crystal brain caught up on it.
Thank you.
All right.
Is that right?
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
You're in Naples tonight.
Yeah.
But it's sold out, so just the matinee tomorrow.
Oh, but it's tonight and tomorrow night, huh?
Yeah, today's Friday, so just the matinee tomorrow. Oh, but it's tonight and tomorrow night, huh? Huh.
Yeah, today's Friday, right?
Okay.
All right.
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