The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #1839 Be Prepared to be Wrong
Episode Date: March 14, 2024Today, Adam kicks off the show by showing the differences in persecution from both genders, Dr. Drew reports back from the Legion of Skanks, and the news outlet who put themselves out of business. Plu...s, Whoopi's lack of information, and the sad story of a girl named, Your Majesty.
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Nailed it. See you next Tuesday. yeah get it on got to get on the board serve five season dick special this dick specialist over there in new york city what's going on drew yeah buddy i got a few things one i just read where
that special prosecutor her was being interviewed and uh one of the squad said well you exonerated
president biden and he goes no no I didn't exonerate him.
I said he wouldn't reasonably stand trial.
She went nuts.
It's like, what is... I'm just reporting that for you just to chew on...
Chips, Drew. Chips, then.
Mm-hmm.
There you go.
Well, can I say this, Drew?
Yeah.
Can I say this?
Please.
Let me say this.
And let me be crystal clear, like a clarion bell when I say this? Please. Let me say this. And let me be crystal clear, like a clarion bell when I say this.
All right?
My son and my daughter learned two very different lessons growing up.
Okay?
growing up.
Okay?
My daughter learned that if she kind of pitched a fit
and had a meltdown,
that she could get her way
the lion's share of the time.
Understood?
Understood.
My son learned
that he sort of had to make a point
and be right,
otherwise he really wasn't going to get his way.
And Andy chose not to use emotions
in the to factor that in, you know. But my daughter did learn that emotions could work
and could sort of sway things to a percentage. You know what I mean? So if we said,
to a percentage you know what i mean so if we said i know we said we're going to disneyland on saturday but we can't because uh mama has a headache then she would pitch a fit and at some
point you'd go oh honey just take some advil let's do it you know you know and you you might end up
going now if you said we can't do it because the
house has been destroyed in a horrible fire then it wouldn't work you know what i mean but what
what she figured out is that she could sway things to a percent uh to a degree you know what i mean maybe as high as 70 some of the time you know what i mean and so
thus you do the thing where oh the cop pulled the woman over for speeding but the woman started
crying and the cop didn't write her a ticket right right so if you grow up in that environment
where you realize an outpouring of your emotion could sway things in a direction that you'd like it swayed.
Why wouldn't you transfer that into an adult world?
Or just be from a pure behaviorist standpoint.
You're so highly resourced for it.
Yeah.
At some point, you're at some point you're saying to your
husband i want to eat thai food and he's saying i want to eat mexican and you start crying
you know what i mean and then the guy is fine we'll eat thai food right like okay it's effective
it's a behavioral thing it's learned it's how you roll just like people that grow up with violence
they settle things when they're you things with their fists as adults.
You know what I mean?
Like it's a behavior.
It's learned, right?
It's effective.
So when you get all these dumb nut job bitches in Congress and they start screaming at people and crying and yelling and whatever, you go, well, it kind of makes sense that that's how they got their way when they were nine.
You know what I mean?
Yep. Jim Jordan didn't get his way through crying or having a fit right so he's not going to tend to
react that way but why why wouldn't i mean that's why you see i think a higher percentage of women
trying to sort of make these arguments you know you know when you had
you had um fanny or fanny willis on the stand most her argument was emotional it wasn't really
within the confines of a court you know it's not something you'd think a lawyer much less a da of fulton county or whatever the land of georgia
it's like it's very beneath her you know i mean to sort of go into that cadence and that kind of
talk and that rap and whatever it is but that's what she's that's what's been effective yeah for
her you know what i'm saying yeah it's not really what you want when it comes to decision making, because then what you have
is you have AOC and she's going down to the border and she's crying because there's kids in cages.
And it's like, OK, but AOC, if you want to let these kids out of cages, then it's going to cause
chaos at the border because people are going to come back and forth and they're going to claim
these are their kids are going to be let into the country.
I know,
but you,
you want to take a picture of yourself crying by some chain link fence,
uh,
nowhere near the cages.
Okay.
And that's going to sway us.
But in her mind,
that's effective because it was effective for her growing up.
You know what I mean?
It's like,
Oh,
huh?
Oh yeah.
I get it. No, it's almost like a beautiful woman who got her way, you know i mean it's like oh huh oh yeah i get it no it's almost like a beautiful woman who got
her way you know everywhere she went and then you know at some point the security guard goes sorry
you can't come in through this entrance and she went are you sure big boy you're so muscular you
know what i mean like that's how she deals with it anyone wants to know what adam would be like as a hot chick there you go there you go
so why also another thing to put in your craw is uh trudeau has put a legislation forward to try to
um give life sentences to any online hate not life not yes yeah, look. Emmy, look it up.
Put it on the screen for him.
Yeah.
Life in prison for online hate speech.
And then after you do that, I want to give a report.
Well, he's going to say that's if somebody kills themselves or something.
That's probably how it's going to work.
Let me see what I've got here.
How it's going to work.
But either way.
Listen, everybody, I tell everybody
in California, all Canada
is California five years from now.
They're the future of California.
Every single thing
Trudeau wants is what
California, is what Newsom in California
wants. This is what we want, too.
Let me give you from Michael Schellenberger.
Good source, yes? Yes.
New hate speech law required to protect children online says Canada's Trudeau,
but it is harming kids is already illegal,
but now Trudeau's government has confirmed to the public at the G20 meeting
that the law would allow judges to send people to prison for speech crimes for life.
I would argue if you read the fine print,
it would be if someone was harangued into killing themselves.
You know, there's got to be a body.
But it's still horrible, and he's still horrible.
And I don't also, I mean, Newsom and Trudeau are the same guy,
but I don't get what's attractive other than physically attractive about the the two of them i
do not get why this is a direction that people want to go i think canada is probably waking up
a little bit gonna start pushing back yeah but this it's it's it's a bizarre Horror, the thing that is dumbfounding to me is an insane sprint toward totalitarianism.
You know, just an insane, every waking moment is some other reason to, well, what we need is digital currency. And then if we had everyone that's in digital currency, then if you broke the law or your
truckers that protest, then we could shut down your bank accounts, you know, and things
like that.
And, oh, we listen, we want to get with Visa and MasterCard and find out who traveled to
the D.C. area on or about January 6 january 6 you know and even if they never left
their hotel room we still want their records like you guys understand who is the one who's
marching toward dictatorship here do you understand what you're doing the other side keeps saying we
got to repeal regulations you You guys are adding regulations.
They're scared of a single figure dictatorship, but they're in love with a bureaucratic autocracy, you know, sort of dictatorship.
It's interesting, right?
Yes.
They because when they think dictatorship, they think Mussolini or they picture Manuel Noriega.
You know, they picture these guys with their epaulets and their big hats standing in a podium. But what they want is a total, all-encompassing governmental dictatorship.
Right.
Where everybody who's been elected is in charge simultaneously of invading your life.
And so that's what California wantsia wants that's what orwell
was warning about he was not warning about a leader although the leader was used in that
you know his 1984 but he was worried about a government but so here's another thing i want to
do uh i want to give byron a port for a report from the skanks. So I went to the Legion of skanks.
I've yet to report to a young Byron about what happened there.
Awesome.
Awesome.
So what do you imagine, Byron, when I bring your name up,
will happen when it's an active Legion of skank episode?
A warm embrace?
Or what are you expecting?
The last thing Lewis lewis said to
me is that he can't have someone one-upping him so uh i don't know we'll see well you'll have to
listen uh if you're expecting a warm embrace uh brace brace yourself for for it's the skanks dude
uh and and they're they're at their at their at their uh they were in rare form yeah it's the
dab in fact to the point where young jake who now replaces Byron, I will tell you, ends up drinking urine that night.
Yeah, very impressive.
I'm glad I got out when I did.
All right, Drew.
What else you got?
All right.
So you don't want to hear about that.
You don't want to hear about that.
You know that news outlet, I'm forgetting the name of it now,
that took after that kid who had half his face painted red and then half his face painted black?
Yeah.
Somebody maybe can help me with the name of that.
Guess what? Out of business.
Shocking.
They fired everybody. Out of business.
And this is another uncanny part of the news.
We were talking last show about how they weren't doing their job.
Weren't asking.
Was it radar?
No, it wasn't radar.
There's so many outlets.
I can't think of it.
It was like it was like.
Yeah.
So look, they took a picture of the guy.
He had the kid.
The kid was Native American, which is comical.
It's always funny that you have to point this stuff out.
You know what I mean?
My grandfather's Hungarian, so I can talk about goulash.
You know what I mean?
Like, fuck all you people.
Like, it's so insane that you can't talk about this or have thoughts about that unless you know somebody who's something. But anyway, half the face read the other half of the face was black and he was seven.
And they took a picture of it from the black side. So it only showed the black side.
And then the black reporter basically called him a racist.
And then it turned out that the black reporter had access to the photographs that also would have showed the red side as well.
And the kid was American Indian.
But of course, the black reporter doubled down because they can never apologize or step
backwards and so on and so forth.
And then there was a lawsuit, which is.
What I don't understand is.
And I guess they're going to have to understand it, and you and I have marveled at this for a while.
You know, ladies of the view, you want to call Kyle Rittenhouse a white supremacist, go right ahead, but you're going to get sued.
You know what I mean and you want to make fun of the Nicholas Sandman the Coverture Catholic kid for probably you want to cook the you want to chop up the footage so it looks like he was the
aggressor with the American Indian nut job uh go ahead ABC News but you're gonna get sued you know
what I mean and it'd be like if I if I walked in I'll bring back your favorite subject, Byron.
If I walked in there and I went, hey, Byron, I heard you were bi.
Is that true?
And he went, yeah.
And I was like, oh, okay.
So you're fired for being bi.
And then he'd go, okay. And then he'd walk out.
And then four weeks later, I'd get a fucking summons.
And it'd be Byron and his lawyer.
Do you know what I mean?
Now, I would like to fire Byron because he's bi.
But I would never do it.
I would never go walk in and do it because I'd be like, well, you're going to get sued.
Of course you're going to get sued. Of course you're going
to get sued. I mean, everyone sues everyone anyway for nothing. This is something, you know
what I mean? Like Whoopi Goldberg, you don't think you can shout into camera four about Kyle
Rittenhouse being a white supremacist and saying a bunch of stuff. Oh, his, his dad picked him up
and Oshkosh and handed him an M-16,
and then he said, I'm going out to hunt people and stuff.
Like, how much of that can you do before you get sued?
Right.
And the answer is you're all getting sued now.
I'm assuming that most of this is being settled quietly.
But rest assured, Nicholas Sandman is a rich 19 year old right now very rich because of all
what all the settling up you guys had to do with him and so is kyle rittenhouse and so is this kid
so i as drew and i say all the time nobody hates lawyers the system and litigious people more than dr drew and i but if this is what
it's going to take to get you to stop lying yeah on your publications then so be it and they're not
used to it they're shocked by it when it well that's what it is like i fired the last three
bi guys who worked here and they didn't do nothing. You know what I mean?
I know they're not used to it,
but they want their,
they,
they,
they walk around with an insane impunity.
Like,
Oh,
you guys just fired everybody at your business who didn't get vaccinated.
And you fired everyone.
It didn't have a mask on or whatever.
You are going to get sued.
Yeah.
Do you understand that now?
Right now they understand
it no well that's kind of where i wanted to go now i really want to go back and listen to some
of our old episodes and hear how our ideas have changed if if they have at all but really under
this it's back to narcissism right i mean I mean, that's all road lead to narcissism.
And indeed, that's simply the case.
I mean, everything you and I talk about, it ends up being,
it's narcissism, it's a projection, it's hostility, it's envy, it's rage,
it's mob action, it's all narcissism.
Yeah, I mean, like with Whoopi Goldberg,
I think a certain amount of it is stupidity.
I really do.
Like, you know, Kyle Rittenhouse, read a couple articles and you'll figure out what happened.
You know, his dad lived, you know, like he knows nobody in Oshkosh.
Yeah, his dad lives there.
He has no business there.
He worked as a lifeguard there.
His mom bought him the gun.
The gun was at his dad's house. His mom drove business there. He worked as a lifeguard there. His mom bought him the gun. The gun was at his dad's house.
His mom drove him there.
His mom worked a late night nursing shift and did not drive him there.
You know what I mean?
It's like, just read an article.
Would you please sort this stuff out?
Their biggest problem is they get their information from a handful of sources who lie all the time and they don't know it.
Right.
So what they do is they sit around and they go, I was watching MSNBC and Rachel Maddow said that 51 security experts said this laptop was a hoax and had all the earmarks of
Russia. Yeah, that's what she said.
She's been wrong about everything.
Why don't you
venture out a little bit?
See what Michael Schellenberger has to say about it.
See what Matt Taibbi has to say about it.
Maybe Elon Musk has a thought. Maybe Joe Rogan
has a thought. Why don't you listen to somebody
else and see if you can get some other thoughts
working? Because you're getting burned a thought. Like, why don't you listen to somebody else and see if you can get some other thoughts working?
Because you're getting burned a lot.
You were wrong all through COVID because all you did was listen to Rachel Maddow,
and you never thought, eh, the Great Barrington Declaration.
Who are these guys?
Why did they get canceled?
What do they have to say?
What are their credentials?
Yeah, that is the part that I... You listen to Deborah Burke.
You listen to Rochelle Walensky.
You listen to the liars.
Of course you're going to be wrong.
You just listen to liars.
What would your batting average be if you just listened to liars?
Why don't you listen to some credible journalists and physicians and just see what they have to say?
It might make sense.
And to be fair to Deborah Burke, she was not lying.
She was an evangelist.
She was evangelizing.
Whatever it is, you're getting the information from one source who's wrong consistently.
That is the problem, is that people need to really pay attention to multiple sources.
And what you're doing is you're going, I'm going to get my information about COVID from Gavin Newsom.
And they go, what about Ron DeSantis in Florida?
And they go, fuck that guy.
And you go, oh yeah, okay, fuck that guy.
But he may know something.
He may have talked with someone.
He may have put together a committee.
He may have some information.
Would you like to hear what he's saying?
Now, I'm going to listen to Gavin Newsom
and Skeletor bitch of the city council
and then you go okay but they've been wrong about a lot of stuff and she is not a physician
so you sure you don't want to go outside and see what other people may have to say no i do not okay fine that's fine be prepared to be wrong right about all of this
just be prepared that's all and then guess what i'll be prepared to be right about all of it
it'll be easy it it's so crazy to me i don't know again let me go back to narcissism if you don't
mind what do we do about it?
That's what I'm struggling with.
Because narcissism is a worthy foe.
Listen, we get wow-wow-wubsy canceled is what we do.
And we start bringing back the golden rule.
And we stop telling every child how precious they are and how important they are and how everyone gets a seat at the table and how Lizzo isn't fat.
And we start moving back to some form of reality, which is, listen, every kid,
your life is worth something or you could be a serial killer,
in which case I hope you get run over on your 11th birthday.
Do you know what I mean?
You're not inherently precious. You're not I mean? You're not inherently precious.
You're not inherently wise.
You're not inherently gifted.
You're not inherently anything.
You can go out and earn it and be something or not.
But I'm not going to give you the designation of precious and wise and deserving.
First things first, when do we start listening to 11-year-olds?
You know what I mean?
Like, I don't give a fuck what 11-year-old says.
I'm not going to pretend like they have more wisdom than me
or they can teach me how to love again
or any of that shit.
They're fucking kids.
They don't know jack shit.
They're not supposed to be listened to.
You're supposed to be nothing
and then you can go become something or not or you can become
something negative or evil or you can get a job at a post office i that'll be up to you but we're
not just going to inherently stamp you with righteous and precious and you know unlike any
other who's come before or after for no reason whatsoever.
And that's what we've been doing.
The self-esteem movement is the most flawed, fucked up, retarded movement ever.
It's basically like saying you are, you know, it's essentially,
it's like it's, it's essentially, it's like, it's like, it's like the, the black kid, you know, the, Oh, name, what'd you name your daughter? Her majesty,
what she's, what she's doing now. Oh, she's working at a Burger King in Arlita.
Oh, okay. No, she's in charge of the fries. Yeah, right there in the name of her majesty's trying to get a raise to nine dollars an hour.
And then her majesty sleeps on a futon with another fat chick.
Anyway, so her majesty just got her car repossessed.
Her majesty has a couple of warrants out for parking violations.
And her majesty's parole officer says she was in violation,
but that's under dispute.
So anyway, Her Majesty is having to walk to the Burger King now.
Okay.
What good do we get out of naming her Her Majesty?
Do you know what I'm saying?
Stop it.
Just fucking stop it.
You earn it or you don't earn it.
So we got long away from that.
And now these people have been released out into the public, Drew.
And they all got an opinion because of the self-esteem movement.
And now we all have to fucking deal with their asses.
And there's no more hierarchy.
Why would there be a hierarchy?
You're Dr. Drew.
You're a physician.
Her majesty is like no other
she's special okay now it's a tie or she wins here we go that's the part i want to kind of
put a little shine a little light on which is think about the whole equity thing when people
talk about equity of outcomes they don't talk about what actually happens in societal systems that demand equity, which they pull everybody down and they don't let anybody excel in any way.
So, you know, her majesty will have to be with the crowd in the lowest common denominator, which is kind of interesting.
The way I think people conceive of this equity thing is everyone's going to be wonderful.
Everyone's going to be great. Everyone's going to be great.
Everyone's going to be their best self.
That's not how it works when there's these gigantic totalitarian systems that bring everybody down.
Yeah, they do.
I mean, now we got to find wow, wow, wubsy.
But they do this.
It's all in the song, but it's.
Look, the problem is, is, you know, you know, there's comedians that sell out arenas and there's comedians that play theaters and then there's comedians that play clubs and there's comedians that open for the comedian who plays the club.
And then there's the feature and then there's the MC and then there's comedians that open for the comedian who plays the club and then there's
the feature and then there's the mc and then there's the open mic or there's a whole thing
there is no all comedians play arenas that that doesn't exist it doesn't work and it can't
work but if there was equity everybody would be openers in a club. That would be it.
All right.
Everyone's an opener.
The other way is impossible.
You can't get anybody to fill arenas for certain people.
What I'm saying is if you are the coolest and everyone's the coolest
and everyone who hears this song is the coolest
and everyone knows everyone's the coolest,
then what I'm saying is nobody's the coolest.
If every person on my East Valley Trojans football team was the MVP,
then there is no MVP.
It's not most valuable players.
It's most valuable player.
It's not plural.
And they get rid of those things, right?
You can get rid of them, but we'll still know who the best player is
because we'll watch them play.
You can get rid of them, but we'll still know who the best player is because we'll watch them play.
Yeah.
So what they're doing is attempting something that's not achievable.
All right.
We have Wow Wow.
Just listen to the lyrics.
This is when I knew we were in trouble.
You don't have to do a fancy dance.
You don't have to wear the fancy pants.
You don't have to do anything. dance. You don't have to wear the fancy pants. You don't have to do anything.
You only have to give yourself a chance.
And you'll see you are the coolest.
You don't have to talk a certain way.
There's nothing special that you have to say.
Just be yourself every day.
And everyone will know you're the coolest.
Being cool is easy and fun.
You don't have to be like everyone.
Be yourself, you'll be number one.
And you'll feel like the coolest.
Say it loud, say it proud.
Be yourself and stand out from the crowd.
Don't forget the golden rule.
Be yourself and you'll be cool.
Just be yourself and you'll be cool. So the golden rule is do whatever you want all the time.
And everyone will know you're the coolest.
So like when you're walking your dog and it takes a shit on your neighbor's lawn,
you don't have to pick it up.
Your dog's the coolest, too, because it's your dog.
Yeah, it's your dog.
That's right.
That's the golden rule, Drew.
The golden rule is knowing how cool you are.
Do you understand we've spoon-fed these fucking kids since birth?
You understand.
And by the way, moms, this is your fucking fault, too.
And I want.
Yeah.
Well, yes.
Moms, particularly the young males, they really do a big number on around age five, six and creating narcissism.
But yes, be that as it may.
The you and I had nothing like that.
Thank goodness. you and i had nothing like that thank goodness so thank good but um the the back to the golden rule
and the dealing with envy and stuff through human history it has either been some sort of hammer
that comes down which never ends up good or religion that deals with these things and i don't see us going back to that necessarily maybe
i i don't know i mean you know desperate parents looking for ways to solve this problem maybe we'll
do so um but i think is there another way the the reality is is her majesty you know gets her car
repossessed and like and then she starts getting angry.
You know what I mean?
And then you have a mob and then you have envy.
And that's how it works.
And then we have a bunch of politicians and news people
on CNN.
Since when is rioting?
Rioting is...
All this fucking nonsense.
So you have the politicians
make excuses for them,
and you'll have the pundits make excuses for them,
and then they'll get angrier, and they'll get less done,
and then they end up burning down their own neighborhoods.
You're not telling me a story I want to hear.
I know.
I want to know productively about this.
No, no.
You move to Texas and Florida, and then you live amongst like-minded people,
and then you can't burn your neighborhood because you pay the cops a lot.
And the cops go, fuck, I'm not working in New York anymore or L.A. anymore
because I'm not going to deal with that bullshit, but I will move to Florida.
I'll be a cop there, and then you'll do that, and the rest of the places will burn down.
That'll be that.
There you go.
Yep.
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Oh, the whole thing's coming.
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