The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #1852 No Charisma
Episode Date: April 12, 2024To wrap the week up, Maxipada joins Adam, Dr. Drew, and Ami Horowitz, sharing some recent news stories, including Sunny Hostin's thoughts on the Solar Eclipse, Plus, Ami regales us with stories of his... mother, and gender dysphoria in Utah, and Jim Carolla weighs in on Adam's grandma. Please Support Our Sponsors: Take charge at Biotiquest.com, with code DREW15
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All right, Chris Maxx, Patt studio's got some information some stories for us. Yeah info some black information
In this case, yes, you alluded to a last episode
It was gonna be my opening story, but Sonny Haas and on the view
So first off did you guys enjoy the solar eclipse earlier this week? I didn't notice my mom. Okay. This is not a joke.
The whole life has been changing recently. It's been weird. But yes, my, my mom and your mom, Adam were very different.
My mom called me and she said,
Ami,
don't stare directly at the eclipse.
That is really good information, mom. Thank you. Because that's what I was planning on doing.
Yeah, that is interesting.
I don't know if she's telling you not to do that
or she's just kind of telling you she's there.
She's nervous.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like there's a kind of a mom move,
which I never experienced, but I like it.
But it's like you could come home and you could go,
oh, I just was out to dinner with my friends and we really put the feed bag on and they'd go
Would you want something to eat? I could fix you something to eat and then you go not just eight ma
But they don't really mean they're gonna make you something they want to put it out there that they they will take care of you
One time me and Adam went for dinner
And my mom waited for me to pick me up and take me home
Waiting with her boyfriend in the car.
Oh.
Yeah.
I'm so ashamed for you.
I love it.
Yeah.
Well, she knew I was gonna be drinking, sorry.
That's nice.
Who did we have?
We had somebody else that was,
we know that mom was very much that way about him.
I can't remember who it was
But it's not a she was she that way when you were a little kid now See I was gonna say that's where the damage gets done, right? Yeah, I got a kindergarten age
That's how to how to create a narcissism right there. No, actually the I did exactly what I did
She yeah did anything I wanted to do they weren't now
Just caring when it matters. Mm-hmm. So
and they weren't, no, no, it wasn't like that at all. Just caring when it matters.
So.
When he's 30 years old.
So we have the solar eclipse this week.
There's earthquakes happening.
The cicadas are coming out.
Oh, cicadas.
Yeah, the locusts.
Yeah, so Sunny Huston was on The View
when she was relating all three of those to climate change,
basically the rapture, to climate change.
And it was such a bad take that Joy and Whoopi
are trying to stop her.
But here's the clip.
Leaving, we've got a solar eclipse.
We've got the earthquake.
She ran down the hallway.
The rapture is here.
The rapture is here.
And then also I learned that cicadas are coming.
Cicadas.
Cicadas for the first time in like 100 years.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Well, this is what I read.
There's two different kinds of cicadas coming.
Yes, two different times are coming.
The good cicadas and the bad cicadas.
But for the first time.
All right, hold on, just stop for a second.
First things first, they never stop yammering.
Do you know what I mean?
It's really, you can't form a thought
because they're just kind of, you know, in the side, you know what I mean? It's really, you can't form a thought because they're just kind of,
you know, in the side.
You know what I mean?
It bothers me as a broadcaster,
and Drew, you know, fucking drives me nuts,
but if you just replay that,
they're all just sort of yammering.
On top of each other, yeah.
Which makes for horrible TV.
Like, I don't know what she's trying to express
because they're all simultaneously
Yammering it's like it's like it's like walking into a pet store
Chirping and chiming and puppies barking and sound
The fuck's going on it just smells like shit
just smells like shit. Pet store.
That's what it's like.
At a mall in the 70s.
The view, oh my God.
But what is she doing with her,
like a weird accent or something she was doing?
Did you notice that?
The cicada.
But not just the cicada, there was before that,
I was like, what, Sonny, you're a lawyer, dude.
What happened here?
All right, well, that's just polite.
Too much time at the pet store.
This is what I read.
There's two different kinds of second times times are coming
The beds now for the first time in many many years now every 17 years this happens
Well, that's not what I read but maybe you know
Maybe you know better. I in a way all those things together
What maybe lead one to believe that you know, either climate change exists,
that's more the point, or something is returning.
That's quite so not at the mercy of climate change. It's on the ground.
It happens and the eclipse, they've known about the eclipse coming because eclipses happen.
Yeah.
She's gonna have to show me her work on that one.
Yeah, I know. It didn't all follow even like she's not even building a case for climate change. She just sort of she had the punchline
She was building a case for the rapture and then flipped it over to climate change
Well, it's a purge of feelings. Yeah, things are happening. It's right up there with my my
absolute favorite
Person on the planet is when they had the world's worst Asian
doctor on that flight like ten years ago and like there's TSA guys standing
in front of that person for 45 minutes gone you either get up and you walk off
of this plane or we will physically remove you from this airplane and it had
to be going on for a long period of time.
And about the 35th time the world's worst Asian doctor said no, they went, okay, and
they grabbed him and they started to wrestle him onto his feet.
And you heard a woman in the back yell, what's going on?
Nobody on the planet knows what's going on better than you in row 18, seat C, right?
You've been to, I've had a front row seat to this for 45 minutes.
You of all people should not, but they're just.
Everyone in Terminal 3 knew what was going on.
Right.
They're just yelling what's going on.
And that's kind of what they do with a lot of climate change and stuff. And what they try to do, it's what superstitious dumb people do is connect.
Look, what is so different than when they had a solar eclipse, they'd throw someone
in a volcano?
Same thing.
Right.
It's just like, well, I don't know what's causing this, but we've got to prevent it
through taking a virgin and cutting her head off.
That is so oddly true.
It's the same impulse.
It's a really good, yes, it is exactly the same impulse.
That's nuts.
Something is happening, we can't control it, we're going to try to control it, we're going
to try to make sense of, it's kind of up there with, and women do this a lot too, they get, they do a lot of like,
oh, they knew what they were doing.
It's like, you think they wanted to rear end this person
in the prison?
Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Like, that's a lot of like, they knew.
Anyone who's spent a lot of time with the women
knows that there is no such thing as like, you know, a person.
Something tells me you're gonna be spending
less time with one another.
No, I think you might be too, just because you were here.
They got the theories, you know what I mean?
That is true.
And if somebody can't, you know, if they go like,
oh, this person wanted to do this first,
and then that, and then they go,
oh, they did it because they were jealous,
and they didn't want, you know.
Sometimes they make a point,
but there's always a lot of grafting, you know, here's what you know
I even like I said a million years ago when I was with Jimmy Kimmel and I ran in some old guy from
the Acme Comedy Theatre and
He said what are you up to and I said, oh, I'm doing a TV show now and he's like
Oh and noticed, you know, I'm doing on MTV and we're doing radio now.
And he's like, oh, okay.
As soon as we walked out of the place,
Jimmy's like, oh, he knew, he knew.
He didn't want to give you the satisfaction.
And I'm like, I'll just take it at face value.
He said he didn't, maybe he doesn't have cable.
You know, oh, he knew, he knew.
So it's a kind of a chick-dot.
Jimmy's probably right, but why speculate?
You know, my thing is this is what they said, of a chick thought yeah Jimmy's probably right but why speculate you know my
thing is this this is what they said so we should just take them at their at
their word for it but there's a connection and the connection is
something is happening and it can't just happen I have to control it or connect
it it's where conspiracy theories come from and a way to control it is to connect it. Yeah, so sunny
Will then blame it all right global warming for earthquakes, right? Sorry
So the Francis Scott Key Bridge
What's it gonna be called now? That's the question there. What'd I say?
They're gonna change the law more civil rights groups poor poor night
Mom and her boyfriend pick him up for restaurant
That's right scan the minivan
Yeah, so
Civil rights groups are demanding a change. I look the bridge. They said it's gonna take like seven years to rebuild. It's it's okay
Ten minutes after the accident. I said it's gonna take like seven years to rebuild. It's, okay.
10 minutes after the accident,
I said it's gonna be renamed.
I said it on this show.
I said on my show.
I said it's definitely gonna rename
because there is no possible opening
or there is no event.
You know, when you're, let's just say,
you're in the middle of a, let's say your, your business partner is suing
you or you're suing your business partner or whatever,
there's, there's an event, right? And then you get a DUI.
And you say to your lawyer, well, maybe they'll let it go.
Or maybe they're like, oh, no, they're going to say something.
That's why he's a bad businessman. he has an alcohol problem, and you go,
that's just a DUI, you know, is it?
Oh no, the point is, is there's no opening
that they're not gonna take.
There's no such thing as a bridge
with a white guy's name on it that gets destroyed.
Yes, or his, I don't know if he was a slave owner,
but it's easy to connect people
to slave ownership these days.
Something has happened, there's no possible way
they're gonna let this one go.
They will seize on it.
They seized on it a little faster than I thought,
but I said immediately, there's no way
this thing's coming back as Francis Scott Key.
Were the funerals for the nine gentlemen
who were killed in that bridge even done yet before they started saying we got
A redim this thing. I don't think so that the mayor is being asked about he said look
I am just laser focused on getting this bridge rebuilt and and make sure these families are okay
Please like this is a conversation that would happen
It's gonna happen will have it will definitely happen, but six years from now. We actually we build a damn thing
I know right. Let's just wait a little bit for the the bodies to cool off and
and
The they want to name it like these the Silver Edge group. They want to name this bridge
after
Republican or sorry
Representative Perrin Mitchell the first African American elected to the US House
yeah from the state of Maryland and it's gonna be a situation where they get a
lot of momentum and the ladies from The View will all chirp in on it and CNN, MSNBC
and then anyone who provides any opposition is gonna be labeled a racist
so it's kind of like who's gonna speak up. You know what I mean? Or climate change is higher.
You're right, like who's gonna push back hard
in this particular case?
And then the problem,
and what the ancestors of Francis Scott Key should do
is just relinquish right now.
Because it's gonna be, a case is going to be made and when
they start making the case, they're going to start digging around. And when they start
digging around, it's going to get bad.
Now whether it's true or not, it doesn't really matter. MSNBC will run with, you know, he
not only owned slaves, he rode them. He actually rode slaves.
He didn't use a horse.
He rode slaves with a bullwhip to whip at other slaves
while on top of slaves.
Like, it's just gonna keep going.
And then it's gonna start, they'll start the connections.
They don't really care about accuracy or anything like that.
So then he's gonna get fragged completely and utterly and once that
once the carpet bombing is done then the troops will start moving in and that's
when we start nominating other people. What's interesting if they're not
careful they could start going at the national anthem. That's oh yeah yeah
they'll be some of that. Right if we if we get rid of him and it's okay to get
rid of Francis Scott Key then the Star Spangled Banner. Yeah yeah it's all part
of the bigger plan which is tear it all then the star-spangled banner. Yeah. Yeah, it's all part of the bigger plan
Which is tear tear it all down right so it'll be perfect. Yeah, it'll be a big controversy
Yeah, but you you did call it like right after it has to there's the one thing these people are is consistent
they do the same thing all day every day and they move right on to the next thing and
They put this great emphasis on naming of things
and days dedicated to, and you know,
Black History Month or Day of Appreciation
for Black Women or something.
It never works out for the community.
The community has never helped.
They didn't gain anything from it,
but that's where all their effort goes.
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So in Utah the Department of Justice is suing the state of Utah, including the Utah Department
of Corrections.
So what happened was they had a transgender inmate who removed his own testicles after
suffering from gender dysphoria.
And the DOJ claims that the state violated the Americans with Disabilities Act because
they didn't adhere to the inmates' requests for the gender dysphoria.
Some of them include modifying pat searches,
providing female makeup, clothing, and other items.
Basically, they didn't take it seriously.
So then this inmate cuts off his own balls.
Mm-hmm.
And now the DOJ is suing Utah.
His wife didn't do it?
No. Yeah, well, the DOJ is suing Utah. His wife didn't do it. Yeah, well the DOJ, those are...
The Federal Department of Justice,
not some sort of state situation that's weird.
Yeah, I didn't even know they could do that.
Well, they're taking a little break
from the January Sixers and people protesting
abortion clinics that go after the real criminals.
Where do people house the criminals.
There's always been a version of males
cutting off their own genitalia.
Women have no version of that.
And it's usually in a very psychotic state.
So in addition to gender whatever, this person was psychotic. So it addition to gender whatever this person was psychotic, right?
So it's gonna get a little complicated how they're gonna prove that they should have done something to prevent that does that self-hate
That that is nah, it's it's I think it's it's more biological
Like this is bothering me get out get it out of here. It's kind of thing. It's very weird
Yeah, get away from me, get off.
Yeah, I got my massive hog, man.
It's always gonna be a little thick and thick.
Troublesome, troublesome.
I got to do something about that, man.
You're not laughing, right?
I wonder that I was, I'm doing a TV show,
we're talking about some of the television misadventures,
and one of the things we're looking at is Power Rangers,
and one of the, I forget if he was a star,
but one of the actors on it went to prison
for killing somebody. Really? And then't know if he was a star, but one of the actors on it went to prison for killing somebody.
Really?
And then in jail decided he was not,
he was a female and then they cut his own genitals off.
Oh really?
Mm-hmm.
This is a thing?
Mm-hmm.
Which one, Jason, Jack, Tommy, Billy?
No, it's one of the stunt actors.
Is that what it was?
Well, it's always less than whatever you're saying.
The, the, the.
I'm gonna guess it's one of the stunt people
that were doing all the jumps and flips and stuff.
Help me with this, it's Orange County boat murder.
Oh, Orange County.
Yeah.
Power Rangers.
Hmm.
Ricardo Medina, Junior.
And what was his
Cole Cole Evans. Yes, he can't go with the juniors Cole Evans on
Power Ranger whatever that was but I did not not a watcher. Are you watching?
Life-changing yeah, so he told him it could be a superhero. Yeah Yeah
so there is a
Canadian DNA lab that
Knew its paternity tests identified the wrong dads, but kept selling them and via hidden camera
The owner admitted like yeah, these things aren't that accurate
Like yeah, these things aren't that accurate
And basically have ruined lots of lives. Can you imagine? Yeah, just because now these men are involved in these kids lives and they could may not be the father
so
Yeah, so there it's just this big story that just broke in Canada by the CBC and there after a long investigation
this is the same company that were in trouble in like 2015
because somebody sent a DNA sample of their dog
just to see what would happen
and they came back saying,
oh, you're part Native American.
Oh really?
Wow.
I don't know, I don't think I would care that much.
If I raised somebody, I'd just raise them.
Yeah.
I just feel that way.
I mean, I guess I come from a lot of steps,
step moms, step dads, and also,
like my family's kinda kooky-wacky that way,
step grandpa.
So, you know, like,
I'm kooky-wacky.
Well, you know, the only grandpa I knew was a step grandpa, but he was, you know,
by far the best out of everyone in the family. So I'm just a Jew because he was a Jew. So I'm
just kind of going off performance here. You know, he's doing the cooking. You guys are all sitting
around watching them cook and I'm going to get some goulash. So I was like, well, this guy's clearly the best.
We don't share any blood. I do share blood with the losers who don't cook, but that's
not much consolation when you're hungry, you know? So you'll take the guy with no blood
and the cooking skills. And that's the way that's I had a long discussion yesterday with
my very elderly dad about my kooky grandparents.
Oh, really?
Well, my kooky grandma, which is funny because...
I've never heard his insights into them.
Well, they're all my insights.
Okay.
Well, I've heard those.
He just sat there. His thing was, her thing, what I was discussing was,
my grandmother was enamored with the European lifestyle
and the artist's lifestyle and all the trappings
of the artist's lifestyle.
And it's probably, if you want some insight into me,
when I see guys with the
neck tattoo and the scarves and the earrings who are the directors
I might have this visceral reaction to like what poser douchebags
They are because my grandmother loved the arts and she loved the sort of European nations now her life
the sort of European nations. Now, her life was she worked at the VA in Westwood,
so she worked for the government.
And she hated the government.
And there could be nothing further
from the artistic lifestyle than working nine to five
for the Veterans Administration.
And to compound things, they would carpool.
They had some sort of carpool, you know, program because
the 405 is always a shit show and she had to get from North Hollywood into Westwood
every day. And the guy she carpooled with drove like a Chevy love pickup truck and liked
country music. And she hated country music. She hated a pickup truck, she hated that whole world, but she
loved the notion of the arts, you know what I mean?
And so she had these friends that were like pseudo artists, like Trudy Mandel has a potter's
wheel, you know what I mean?
It was like, oh, art, and she makes her own beads, you know, and this whole thing, and
this guy's doing man at La Mancha, the junior college, you know, and this whole thing. And this guy's doing man at La Mancha,
the junior college, you know, man of La Mancha.
Some junior college or whatever.
And what I was saying to my dad is it never struck me,
I was the only artist in the family.
I wrote books, I make documentaries,
I do TV shows, I write, I'm a humorist.
I was the only artist in the family,
but I just wore sweatpants and a T-shirt
and flip-flops everywhere and was not regarded as an artist.
So in my grandmother's world, you could be making
your living in the arts full-time as I was,
or you could get a beret and get a job at a pottery barn and you would
be an artist in her world.
Was she big in the craft stuff?
There was a whole craft movement back then.
Remember the craft museum in New York?
She liked physically art, paintings and pottery and stuff like that, but she also liked academia.
She liked someone with a degree.
She liked something European,
and she liked a degree, and she liked,
you'd have to dress in a certain way
to convince her that you were an artist.
And I was always a doofus because I liked football,
and I was sort of a dude.
I liked cars.
I couldn't be mistaken for an artist because I like construction and cars and watching boxing ugly American
stuff you're saying that she ignored your artistry even though she she
worshiped it no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
she didn't know I was an artist she gave you know we did for a living yeah kind
of I mean yes she's like but she's your mom
Your mom your dad's mom. No, no my mom's mom
Because that's similar to your mother my mom and my grandmother really never knew what I did
They but they didn't want to know but they knew I wasn't an artist
Even though I was a humorist or comedian or whatever, I was an author.
They didn't, it wasn't a thing for them because I didn't, I mean, A, I was a family member,
but B, I didn't have the trappings of it. I didn't dress like it. I didn't act like
it. My politics weren't right for it.
There's a million stories like this.
I know the stories. My favorite story is your mom and the cable.
That is my favorite. That's the easy one. The Academy Awards is the one that's very interesting.
The cable's pretty good. The cable's the best. I like the cable the most.
Your grandma at least knew you had big charisma though, right?
Oh, now we got to show the clip.
Mommy's got to see the clip. You ever seen this? I don't think so.
Wait, an actual video of
Grandma no no not a fan
Not a fan. I think you know I'm glad I pulled up. I'm glad I brought this up. I'm glad it's on video because
Sometimes you look back, and you go. Maybe I'm being a little unfair
Maybe it's my own my own version of history is cloudy. Let's let Ami decide. Well, no, but even a timeline thing, which is I was like, I was talking to my dad about
it. I was like, oh, was she even alive when I was doing the Man Show? Or like, is that
fair to her? Like, I wasn't, this is well after Love Line, the Man Show book. This is
after stuff.
Let's go to the video tape.
Let's go the video tape. Let's go the video I never think of Adam as a star and I think people do but I don't think he has big
Charisma, but he is
Intelligent maybe he gets some of that from me
Just a call the one thing she gives him she has to call
She's cute.
Yeah.
It's a hobby's type.
You gotta get to know her.
Yeah, she's an honest man.
Yeah, no charisma.
No charm.
But I think she encapsulated the Corollas,
which is people think he's funny or he's a star.
I don't get it.
That's basically what she speaks for all
Corollas when she goes, I don't know what those people are talking about.
It's a perfect encapsulation of the vibe.
She took it to the grave. That was her. That was her at the very end.
Wasn't there something else like that she said too where she's like,
people like, I don't know what, I think I maybe had that conversation with you at your wedding
or something where she was like, yeah, yeah, it's good to meet you. Yeah. Well you work with that
I must that must be interesting. It's like
Also, if you work with Adam you you must be not know people think he's talented, but I don't I don't know
I don't it's like that thing with with John Stewart. Oh my god. I love John Stewart. Oh, wait, you know, then he can't be anything
That's the greatest mom story everybody else anything. That's the greatest mom story
Everybody else around that's the greatest mom story ever. Yeah, he went from
he went from
greatest to
the basement 10 seconds
Association with her son. I know that was the greatest
another great one I had with her is,
she was talking about Trump,
and Trump's gonna destroy the country,
or whatever, seven years ago, or whatever.
And I said, yeah, I know Trump.
You know, I don't really think.
You don't know him, she said.
I said, yeah, I do.
I do know him.
Yeah, but you don't know him.
I said, well, I do. I do know him. Yeah, but you don't know him. I said, well, I do.
I mean, I've had more than five conversations with him,
talked about a lot of stuff.
I don't think you have anything to worry about,
but you don't know him.
I said, I do know him.
And then it's like, hold on,
do we have a mom here trying to talk her son
out of knowing the president of the United States?
Because that's what was happening. She was literally
Normally that the Sun would brush shoulders with the guy in the greeting line and they go my son is personal friends with the president
The weirdest conversation
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A guy and a girl selling them
Wearing the moomoo's okay here piercings all over their face
And they did your favorite the septum piercings both of them
I feel like it's big most every black woman under 40 has the septum pierced now. It's back down weird. I don't like it September, September, September, September, September, September, September, September, September, September, September, September, September, September, September, September, September, September, September, September, September, September, September, September, September, September, September, September, September, September, September, September, September, September, September, September, September, September, September, September,
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the texture gets really close to chicken.
Wow.
I think that's like a line from The Simpsons.
Jesus, where'd the time go?
We did it.
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, it's a bigger story,
but there's something wrong with almost everybody now.
And I don't know what. That's a little bit bigger but there's something wrong with almost everybody now
Open-ended way to to leave it, but there's just something wrong I mean I I have sure feel it I get to go back and look at my own family and go god
There's something wrong with you people. Yeah, what were you thinking for many things?
You know what I mean? And in it and you know sort of factually wrong, but also like sort of spiritually like I don't know What what I mean? And sort of factually wrong, but also sort of spiritually,
like I don't know, what was the plan?
You know, it's such an interesting,
I don't think it's an interesting observation,
but what I'm saying is, as I get older,
I'm starting to realize, we're talking about Sonny Hostin,
you know, like wow, something's wrong.
Like something's wrong with a lot, like a large group of people and I don't not
just in this country that's what's oh yeah so I don't know how to rectify it
but I will give on me a plug Prager you Israelis or Palestinians who's more
tolerant and that's on Prager you.com. Not a university, not an accredited university.
I got you, I got you.
You got me, yeah.
You can shoot him a tweet at Ami Horowitz as well.
Tonight I'll be at the Tower Theater in Fresno
doing standup and then Bakersfield the following night,
Saturday night at the Fox Theater.
And then Chicago at the Den Theater,
that's April 19th and 20th.
And then Salt Lake City at Wise Guys.
And you just go to Amcroll.com for all the live shows.
What do you got, Drew?
Dru.com and then the Brumble channel,
ask Dr. Drew, subscribe.
So, until next time, I'm Amcroll for Ami and Drew
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