The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #1866 The Note of the Moment

Episode Date: May 16, 2024

On today's show, Adam shares the greatest job ever, they examine the nostalgia for the 90s, and Dr. Drew explains 'hysterics'. Then, they try to figure out how men should act based on the public perception, and how to deal with a 'nasty' woman. Please Support Our Sponsor: JustThriveHealth.com & use promo code ADAM

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Yes, oh my god so the thing that I find interesting is They It rains we have a atmospheric river going on the river in the sky. And then there's a rain bomb. And the river just falls on your head. It sweeps you up. Yeah, yeah.

Or the bomb explodes on you. Yeah, yeah. That's why people can't pay taxes. So then there's that And then so there's always a there's always a earth slide of dirt that just comes down onto the Canyon the PCH Topanga Canyon You know These are just sort of windy canyons that go through the hills and end up down at the ocean and other sides in the valley for those who don't know Topanga Canyon by the way is where the Black Lives Matter chick bought her $6 million home. So if you want to know

with all her white neighbors, but she has to look over her shoulder when she walks down Topanga Canyon. So there was, it rained two months ago, I don't know, it's been a while, and the earth slid down. And it could be cleaned up in eight to 12 hours probably. If there was a situation where like the Olympics were coming to town or presidential motorcade was due here on Wednesday,

they could clean it up lickety split. But what they do is they put all these mobile signs, down to one lane, you know, freeway, you know, mobile light up lines. Like a flashing, like a, oh my God. Yeah, yeah, and then they put, they coordinate off, and then they put cones, and then they stage the equipment and stuff,

but nothing ever, just move the fucking dirt, and we'll get on with our lives. But no, it's, it's, PCH, where I live, is a shit show, because it goes down to one lane, andanga Canyon's clothes and they're both closed Just it's just indefinitely although they could clean them up very quickly and as somebody pointed out to me. It's like well Maybe you want to shore it up or build a retaining wall or something like that, but Cleaning up the dirt that fell

Still just puts you back to zero. Meaning more dirt could fall, but it's not raining anyway. Oh I just thought of something that might get the worst. Is it the coastal commission getting in there so you can't do anything? Here's the grip, something. Here's the greatest. Byron, look up, see how long Topanga Canyon has been closed off from. It's a major artery through the hills down to PCH and it's closed and now traffic is worse than ever. Everything just gets diverted to the next canyon,

which gets more crowded. Okay. But the greatest job ever. Let's see. No, no, that wasn't the question. Well, let's hear what – No, how long has it been? How long has it been? Yeah, I want to know how many – that's what I'm talking about, the length of Topanga Canyon, Byron. But I don't know, Byron's just like anyone else

in my life. Yes, of course. Everything gets processed that way. That's why I'm laughing. This is your thing. I talk about something for 10 minutes and then I ask how long has it been closed and it's 10.5 months. Long. Okay.

Well, that's how it works. It's good. I'm always curious why though. Listen, you've asked me a billion times. It happens to you more than anybody I'd say. I don't know why. I can't figure it out. There's something unclear about how I speak, but I don't know what it is. Because I've been working with you so long, maybe I don't hear it, you know what I mean?

I'm tuned in, you know what I mean? Maybe. But I wouldn't, I'm pretty good at it. Well, part of my problem is I go on to pretty good at it. Part of my problem is, is I go onto a subject. Yes. And when I'm on a subject for a period of time, I then assume people are on that subject. Okay. March 9th, that's a lot, there you go. So. March 9th.

April, May, two months, roughly? Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, over two months. Yeah. Is there a reason why this canyon is closed for over two months. Yeah. Is there a reason why this canyon is closed for over two months? Can we just pull some equipment up there and fucking clean it up?

I'm smelling Coastal Commission. And PCH has been closed for two months, one lane. I mean, it's not that much dirt. It's three dump trucks worth of dirt. Remember, they have a reclamation Policy at the Coastal Commission that if the coastline starts to be reclaimed by any Net natural mechanism. It's just so We spend enough money people pay the the the people who live in Malibu pay a lot in taxes

Could you just mop up the fucking road? Okay, but the greatest job. The greatest job, and I see it every day. When I go down PCH, now it got all the signs out. Topanga's closed, Cone's out front, sign out front. But up Topanga Canyon, about 75 feet, is another set of cones all the way across, cut off. And in the middle stands one guy,

and next to him, mobile porta potty. It's just him in a bathroom. And his job is to literally just stand there the entire day, use the mobile port-a-potty, when nature calls, and if some nut job on a motorcycle or something makes a break for it, he's going to have to get on the radio and tell somebody some guy in a Ford F-150 ran over a cone and is heading up to his house. And you think that'd be a great job? 150 ran over a cone and is heading up to his house. And you think that'd be a great job. And my, when I was 25, yes, because I guarantee

that guy gets $56 an hour in full benefits, right? And he just stands there. Still seems like torture to me. He's probably in some union, he's probably in Caltrans Union or something like that. Probably worked at Saturday and got some golden time, maybe worked a little OT. Probably files for some sort of hazardous conditions

on behalf of the union or something because there's too much carbon monoxide going down PCH. That guy just stands there and stares at the ocean and stares at his phone and stares at his phone And takes a pit in his hunt takes a piss in his honey pot And by the way, that's his throne. Oh, yeah, that that that is only there for him. Oh, yeah There's no other reason does he have to have somebody come spell him? When he goes into the throne like he's got a tap out and have the other guy tap in yeah

Remember there was a whole episode of Larry David on that, on Curb Your Enthusiasm, with the characters going out and spelling people in to take a pee. That's what he's doing all day long. Topanga Canyon says, they say, California Department of Transportation says, Topanga Canyon says, they say, California Department of Transportation says, Topanga Canyon may not be cleared until the fall. Does it say why? Well, Earth came down from the hill and went onto the road.

Wow. As a lot of people, how is the leader of Black Lives Matter gonna get back to their $6.2 million home? Now here's the thing. There's tons of people who live in Topanga Canyon. My sister has a house in Topanga Canyon. They have to let the residents go up and come down. Nobody can say, I'm sorry,

you can't go to your house for nine months. Right. There are people who live there, lots of people who live there. So somebody is pulling up, checking an ID with an address on it, going, yeah, go ahead. Well, that's your job. That's Adam's job. How dangerous is this stretch of highway? You're letting people onto the highway. Yeah. It's the oddest thing.

I don't know. But everything here is odd, Adam. Everything in this state is, I mean. Byron, are there any pictures or anything that would say, and Byron, figure out if you're a resident of Topanga Canyon, and by the way, there's plenty of businesses up there as well, restaurants, lumber yards, and stuff like that. Like, is that it for them? Wow. Just, you go out of business?

Because they can't clean up a fucking mudslide? In what year is it? Yeah. You see? All right. If it were 1830, I'd be like, ah, I don't know. What are you gonna do?

But no one would live up there. Yeah. Let's see. Residents can walk and even ride their bikes along Topanga Canyon, but not vehicles are allowed through. How do they get up the nine miles to their home? 10.4. But I'm just saying that everyone lives at the end.

I just picked a random. No, the middle would be 5.2, right? No, not only is there, I don't know. You ride a bird scooter up to your house every day? How do you go shopping? Like, how do you get groceries and stuff? That's a weird one. All right, anyway, any photos I will take as well.

All right, Drew, but let's see, we're looking at a mudslide that went across the road. That's it, that's the fateful event. Just bulldoze it out of there and open up the fucking highway. So weird. It's gotta be a regulatory state thing. We just can't do anything in California.

That's why I keep saying coastal commission, because you're just not allowed to do stuff without going through a million checks and blah, blah, blah. It's a minor dirt slide that went across the highway that could have been cleaned up in four days, if I mean, a one day. That looks like it could have been cleaned up in four days if Cleaned up in an afternoon and an afternoon if we wanted to yeah, but we're not I mean ten guys with shovels could Yeah, what would happen if you showed up and started just they would be arrested probably like the guys who like Show up and try to fill potholes and stuff. They get they get into trouble really. Oh, yeah

Why wouldn't you get into trouble? I thought I thought Schwartz integer was going on to fill potholes and stuff. They get they get into trouble really. Oh, yeah Why wouldn't you get into trouble? I thought I thought Schwarzenegger was going on and filling potholes. Did he get in trouble? Well, he's Schwarzenegger. Come on. All right. What else you got? You know, we talked a little bit last show about Salt Lake City But we didn't mention that we did two comedy shows together, which was fun. Mm-hmm How was that crowd? Was that a good crowd in Salt Lake? The first crowd seemed, the first night, I mean the earlier show seemed extremely enthusiastic. Is that typical crowd? Was that a good crowd? Yeah, it's a typical crowd. I'm fine. Yeah, I travel around the country and the crowds are

pretty, pretty much the same, I've found. Good. I mean, that's been 200 people, something like that in there? 300. 300 in that room. And that's a lot of people. That's nice. Yeah, it's good.

There's, the one thing that sort of, I guess I walked away with was, again, thinking about how people have this nostalgia for the 90s. They just want the 90s back so badly. I don't blame them. But that just to me is sort of shows how bad things are now. And, you know, we've been talking about the governor's hysterical terminology and stuff, but it hysterics is hysterics is sort of the, the note of the moment. I watched before we started the show today, I watched a young masters in social work student walk across the stage and get her diploma at Columbia and then tear

it up. Like the way Nancy Pelosi tore up Donald Trump's state of the union address, like standing up just to just destroying it. It's like, honey, why are we doing this? What's the point? No, nobody cares. But it goes at something that I've been hearing, um, Scott Adams talk a lot about these days, which is that he, it feels like angry women and women prone to hysterics. And I don't mean the term hysteric to be specifically something directed at women,

but it feels like, I mean, you look at some of the excesses that are going on today and it's always, you know, women who are, seem to have unregulated rage. Yes. And, and are prone to hysterics. Yes. And my question is why and what do we do about it? Because there's no it's a bottomless pit Seems to me. What do you mean a bottomless pit that there will be no satisfying them with just what they're asking for now

Okay, let me lay it out women in the past were asked to sort of regulate themselves. In the past, okay. In the past. That's not very ladylike. Oh, I see, okay. I mean, that term that's not very ladylike was used quite frequently.

Right. And that doesn't befit or become a young lady, you know, that doesn't, uh, befit or become a young lady and an act like a proper young lady. So there's a lot of attempts. Okay. Yeah. And so somebody knew something, somebody knew these bitches were going to get out of control fast. So they do a lot of, and the attire was attire that was meant to kind of regulate heel, corsets and bonnets and things like, it's like hard to, no, no, it's a lot easier to fight in sweatpants than it is to do it. Like you're dressed for the Kentucky Derby.

But a lot of the ladylike stuff was around clothing too. And, and to be fair to women, it was oppressive. Yeah, okay. It was. But there was a lot of ladylike discussion. Yeah. Okay. Then, as we progressed, men were told that they needed to regulate themselves. Their aggression, particularly.

Yes. Yeah. I mean, Amy- Well, we did it with rough and tumble play. We have a mechanism, we have two mechanisms that men early used to regulate aggression, which is they beat the shit out of each other and their brothers beat the shit out of them when they're nine years old. There's a lot of that that goes on.

And then there's a male figure above that that goes, hey, cut it out. It's dad. And if you don't have those two mechanisms, men go sideways. Yeah, Emmy, you can find the Gillette toxic masculinity commercial we have somewhere from probably about five years ago. So men were told to regulate, regulate, regulate. I'm not told, but they were forced to, because they had to, you know what I mean? No, they were told, and forced, you know what I mean?

Like, you know, sitting there, you know, every game a young man wants to play in the schoolyard involves wrestling or throwing a ball to another man another kid or whatever And they're like no no no no we're not doing that right it's a lot of sit still Yeah, I would sit in the fifth grade just staring out the window you know come on come on We're going outside. You know I want to wrestle want to play you know like a sit still sit still yeah Sit still quiet sit still quiet now. I think that's funny The thing they have to figure out with these commercials because they got to really thread the needle. Yeah, you know what I mean?

Yeah, so they have to Have guys who have toxic masculinity, right? All right, I got that that right, you know, but they also need a certain amount of black representation and Cultural representation, right? But they can't really have the black guy be the problem right in what they're presenting as the problem but the problem is is a black male and They're talking about toxic masculinity. So how do we thread this needle?

Yes, yes. You know what I mean? And you'll see them do it in funny ways. Okay. Like you'll see a black guy and a white guy walking down the street and the white guy will be like, hey baby, get some fries with that shake. And the black guy will go, please, contain yourself, good sir. It's like, oh yeah, that's how it works we've all experienced that have we not a Ginger guy with a black guy ginger red hair guy and a black guy gonna end the ginger hair guys start spouting off And then the black guy it admonishes him, right? That's all something we see in our daily life

Right, so that's what they, they're tasked in commercials now to figure out a way to do this. You know what I mean? Which I always find that part the most amusing. All right, we'll play this in a second. First thing I'm gonna tell you about Just Drive, by the way, which I took today, literally in my car.

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All right, so we watch, what is this from? Like four and a half years ago, five years ago? It's Gillette, who's trying to explain. Now there's a few things in this commercial. One of them is seven-year-old boys wrestling on grass at a barbecue and the dad dads going, oh, which is them learning to regulate. Yes.

All right. Yeah. Sorry. Here it is. Bullying. The Me Too movement against sexual harassment. Is this the best a man can get? Is it?

Bullying. We can't hide from it It's been going on far too by the way all the guys doing the bullying at the schoolyard are all white laughing 100% white So, you know when you turn on your feed and you see people getting the shit beat out of them at school It's all it's a white mob normally 100% that's what we got here okay here we go are too long we can't laugh it off

what I actually think she's trying to say making the same old excuses boys will be boys boys will be boys but something finally changed and there will be no going back because we we believe in the best in men. Men need to hold other men accountable. Come on, sweetie. Come on. To say the right thing. To act the right way. The black guys discussed it.

I like that black, young black men are the gatekeepers now for how you act in public toward women. Here it is. Look, you stopped it right on exactly that point. White guys like, hey man, some bitches be walking down the street, yo. And black guys like, whoa, whoa, Tim. We ran out of the store to stop him.

You're gonna run it back 10 seconds. Need to hold other men accountable. Smile, sweetie. Come on. To say the right thing. Black guys disgusted. seconds. and small. I am strong. I am strong. But some Stop them from wrestling. is not enough. Is that how we treat each other, okay? Yes, it is, no mom.

Because the boys watching today will be the men of tomorrow. Evidently Asians are not really part of this culture or anything. There's almost a semi Eurasian at the end there. Yeah, at the very end there's a seven year old something. Could have been Hispanic.

We no longer count Asians. Yeah, we just don't. We're like, God bless him. We got black guys, black guys stopping white guys from raping and we got it got what about the South Asian Indians? We pretty much just know what's funny. I love it's funny when you listen to these Clips, you know Because it's like I complained about like slave wages like no wages to slaves. Otherwise otherwise we wouldn't be talking about reparations.

You hear these politicians, I don't know, I love an oxymoron, it's like listen, by the year 2032, this country is gonna be majority minority. Oh, so you're, okay, so you get to be the minority even when you're the majority? It's right. Oh yeah, it's gonna be majority minority. Oh Okay, so it's gonna be tall short

Fat then so we're saying fast law fat then fat then it's gonna be majority fat then Americans By 2034 it's gonna be majority fat then Americans, you know that truth. I've heard Everyone's just a minority. Doesn't matter what you are. The real minority group are Asians, but they do well, so they're not really counted, and they're sort of neither here nor there to Gillette.

Gillette's gotta get black and white. You know what I mean? But I'm- It's such an inspiring commercial. I'm sort of intrigued by how the Me Too thing has progressed a little bit. Worked out wonderfully. I just, it's just intriguing. You believe all women, Drew.

Do you think that's where some of the aggression and hysterics is coming from? Well, let's be clear, just at the beginning. Not because... Just from the offset. Yeah. Gillette doesn't give two fucks about any of this shit. Of course. Zero fucks.

Yeah. Super is a real fucks to give about this subject. No, they're trying to make money. They're trying to make money. So they're pretending like they're interested. Okay. So keep going. Well, I'm just wondering if it made men pull back so far that they're just not.

These women are getting like zero male Anything no no attention no friends. No nothing and if that is somehow frustrating or deregulating just you know what I mean? Disregulating mm-hmm. It's interesting, right? All I know is whatever their answers are the wrong There's only one truth, the truth is basically not, okay, so here, where do we start? We started with men are being asked not to be men. Women are being told, let it fly.

You're not wrong, everything's good, you have a voice, you can do whatever you want. All right, so you're asking why are women so fucking angry and so going nuts and so in everyone's face and on the college campuses and screaming And sort of just generally feel out of control now or is it them saying well finally when how we can express ourselves And this is how we've always wanted to feel I don't know. I think so. They don't look happy to me. No, they're not happy. Yeah they're there happy. Yeah. They're as happy as, God, who's that? Oh God.

All right, Emmy, someone else to look for, but you went into terms of happiness. Yeah, yeah. Ashley Judd giving her million woman march speech. Yeah. Do you remember that? I do. I think, I don't know, the day after Trump got elected

or something, the women hit the streets to march, to fix stuff. To demand something. To demand something, mostly unclear. That was where the vagina hats came in, wasn't that March? They had the pink knit hats, and probably bought them mostly from China, made with slaves in China.

But either way, they're down with the cause. And they marched for something. I still, it's unclear what it was. They wanted to be heard. They wanted to be heard, all right. They wanted to be- They wanted a seat at the table. A seat at the table, and to be heard. They wanted to be heard. All right. They wanted to be- They wanted a seat at the table.

A seat at the table and to be heard. Okay. So then they marched. And then Ashley Judd got up there and gave a speech and she sounded unhinged and angry. And that was just kind of the beginning of what we're- And this was like, this would have been seven years ago? Yeah, this could have been seven years ago. All right, let's listen to a few minutes

and you can hear where we're heading as a nation. And maybe for some, it never really fell. Blacks are still in shackles and graves just for being black. Slavery has been reinterpreted as the prison system in front of people who see melanin as animal skin. I am not as nasty as a swastika painted on a pride flag. And I didn't know devils could be resurrected, but I feel Hitler in these streets, a mustache traded for a toupee, Nazis renamed the cabinet,

electro conversion therapy, the new gas chambers shaming the gay out of America, turning rainbows into suicide notes I am not as nasty as racism fraud conflict of interest homophobia sexual assault transphobia white supremacy misogyny ignorance white privilege well not bad for if it's spontaneous. I have a feeling she's reading something. But yeah. Daughter what? Like your wet dreams infused with your own genes. But yeah, I'm a nasty woman. A loud vulgar proud woman.

I'm not nasty. Like the combo of Trump and Pence being served up to me in my voting booth I'm nasty like the battles my grandmother's fought to get me into that voting booth. I'm nasty Now this is a dude for ways somebody was throwing a chair at him by the house Hey, dude, she knows the fuck you're talking about? Well, you know what's interesting about it? There's a lot of words. Lots of words.

And lots of feeling. It is an atmospheric river of douche that's coming out of her mouth. But here's the point. I still don't know what the Million Woman March was about. I still don't know what the million woman march was about. Yeah. I still don't know what it was. It's just this? It's just one big grievance? Just sort of bitch fast?

Okay. Grievance. Can't you punch a pillow at home and sort of spare the crowd? Grievance drives a lot. Oh my God. It's never good when grievance is the motivating principle No what I'm saying is is women needed to act like women and men needed act like men and

We let the women off the chain and they're fucking running wild in the neighborhood now and they're going crazy and that's where what? What could we do to help them move? You got to move you can't live in Los Angeles What could we do to help them? Move. You gotta move. You can't live in Los Angeles. Their policies are, you know, sue Toyota for catalytic converter theft.

You know what I mean? That's not, that's a tenable. What are we gonna do, discuss that? You're gonna reason with that nut job? Are you gonna reason with that person or are you just gonna move? Just move away. You just have to move. All right.

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