The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #1871 Super Easy to Remove

Episode Date: May 29, 2024

Adam and Dr. Drew return to the studio after a long birthday weekend, and Adam starts off by sharing his Malibu woes, the closures on PCH, and Ace is ready to rally the troops! Plus, the city's showin...g up to set more rules, and latest tragedy of catalytic convertors.  Please Support Our Sponsors: Aura.com/Trust Manscaped.com, 20% off with promo code: AdamDrew

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Starting point is 00:02:44 You're listening to the Adam and Dr. Drew Show. Yeah, get it on, got to get on a chair. Get a bit of, bit of, bit of, bit of, bit of, bit of, doctor's board certified physician specialist. Yeah, buddy. Going on, man. Well, birthdays, huh? I got thoughts.
Starting point is 00:02:59 Okay. Not about birthdays. No? No. Well, I just want to say, I know how both you and I sort of hate making an issue of birthdays. No? No. Well, I just want to say, I know how both you and I sort of hate making an issue of birthdays, right? And yet we have people in our lives that insist on making an issue of birthdays.
Starting point is 00:03:13 And of course, you know, we're like our friends and like our family. And so when we do that, we hang out and have a good time. And then what we hear back is, you see, you see, you really wanted this. Like, no, it doesn't quite work like that, but okay. Anyway, I thought of you yesterday in that context. All right, so stuff I am interested in. So I was, I'm in Malibu, there's this beach club, it's a couple blocks away. If you live up on this hill, then you get access to the beach club and everyone loves the beach club.
Starting point is 00:03:48 Because it's nice, it's got grills and seating and tables and it had the kids swing set that had the police tape around it that I think I again With some distance this stuff becomes clear and I know people are well leave it alone. We will Know but so, you know, I was kind of thinking about like what if it was more individual like what if it was just a guy The guy said hey Drew Source said to me. Hey, we're shutting your kids' school, I'm shutting your kids' school down for a year and a half,
Starting point is 00:04:27 they can stay home. And you went, what? No, I don't think that's, yeah, and you can stay home too. And you can go through all these weird protocols, like when you get into an elevator, you need to stand in the corner. And the swing set that's on the sand at the beach club
Starting point is 00:04:44 with the wind blow, the offshore breeze. We're gonna put some police tape around that. So if you bring your kids, don't expect. And if you're walking through the airport, you have to have this paper mask on. And when you get on the plane, you can mask up in between bites, in between snacks or drinks, we'll hand you a Pepsi.
Starting point is 00:05:02 Let's just say it was an individual. It was just one person. Yeah. And they said, I'm not gonna impose this on society, I'm just gonna impose it on you. You, there's gonna be certain places, you know, you wanna go to a diner in Seattle after doing a standup show the night before,
Starting point is 00:05:19 I'm not letting you in unless you've gotten this vaccination that you don't need and I'm gonna need your kids vaccinated otherwise they're not gonna be able to attend school. Just one guy. And then it turned out to be a lie. And then you're supposed to just leave Ralph alone or the guy who did it. No, you'd have a vendetta against that guy.
Starting point is 00:05:37 You'd be calling him out, you might sue him. You'd definitely take some legal action. And you'd want it known that this guy did this to you So what's the difference between the sort of individual and the collective in terms of how you should feel? They got it wrong. They fucked with everyone's lives. They they fucked up a lot of kids They fucked up a lot of families that fucked up a lot of businesses and then the plan is yeah, but just moving on Yeah, okay. Oh and the other thing that Ralph said, the guy who imposed this on you, just alone, individually,
Starting point is 00:06:10 if you take to Twitter and start talking about me, I'm gonna ruin you. I'm gonna get you fired from your job, or I'm gonna get you removed from your life. And now what? All turn out to be nothing, and now we're just supposed to, let's just turn the page, or fuck right off. It's payback
Starting point is 00:06:26 time, bitch. But yes, I agree with the fuck right off part 100 percent, but this guy, Ralph, we're calling him, Ralph still has the power to fuck with you, which is really the disturbing part right now actually. Right. I'm thinking a little bit about that. Yeah. Well, that's the, so the comedy was is something happened with the club, the beach club, where, I don't know, the tide came in and did something to the septic system. Climate change.
Starting point is 00:07:00 Climate change, yeah. Climate change. Many, the houses along that run have been there since the 40s And they're just on pylons sitting there in the same place, but okay. All right, the seas are rising and they're boiling but anyway But anyway, it's a minimum of 14 million dollars if you want a 50s era shack on that side of PCH on that strip. It's minimum. Okay. It must be going underwater. So, now, the beach club has been closed and it shall be closed for a year now. So no summer, no-
Starting point is 00:07:38 Just because of septic. Something was exposed, something happened, and the city has shut it down until it's, or yeah, L.A. Malibu, whatever it is. Now, the point is, it sounds like a county move to me. It's not, there's no reason why you couldn't go there and use the benches and the picnic tables and the barbecue. The bathroom is not functional,
Starting point is 00:08:06 but they've shut the whole facility down for the foreseeable future. So all the fun, you know, 4th of July picnics and all the fun that people like to have with the kids and everything. At the beach club, it's all gone. And it's not gone for two months, it's gone for a year. And so what I'm gonna tell everybody is,
Starting point is 00:08:32 why don't we just go down there and use the barbecue and sit on the tables? The answer is you'll get arrested. We'll get into trouble. But I realize, and it's a theme of mine, which is I can take my Winnebago and park it along PCH and live out of it rent free. Right there, by the way.
Starting point is 00:08:52 Right there, on some of the most expensive real estate in the world, and that's no problemo, as far as the city goes. But the taxpayers and the people that are paying HOAs and dues and whatnot are not allowed to use this club as they see fit. Now, look, there could be modifications, like okay, can't use the bathrooms.
Starting point is 00:09:14 And there is a couple of porta-potties there now, you can use the porta-potties. And I don't know, as far as the actual septic, whatever system itself, put a few stakes and some tape around it, or caution tape or something. But no, no using the tables, no using it. And I'm gonna try to organize a little uprising.
Starting point is 00:09:34 Yeah, good. I'm gonna say like fuck that. And by the way, you guys with your rules, that don't apply to anybody in this fucking city. And by the way, a year to do what? A year for the regulators to come in and examine what you're going to do in three days? It's like. Isn't that probably what it is?
Starting point is 00:09:51 I am getting hit with the trifecta, which is the beach club is the best part about living where I live. We've got a lane closed on PCH that seemed to have no intention of reopening with really two minivans worth of sand have spilled, of earth have spilled onto part of one of the lanes and they won't remove it.
Starting point is 00:10:15 Reclamation. Topanga Canyon is gonna be closed for a year and I'm now living in Malibu full-time, I can't get home because I can no longer go down PCH because at four o'clock PCH is about, I have to drive all the way through to the canyon, the faraway canyon and like circle back because they won't clean up their shit.
Starting point is 00:10:39 We can't get the septic system fixed. I can't use the beach club. It's like, we're just, it's such a weird gridlock, you know? We should try to get a city or county person on the phone. You know what I mean? Dave. Let's get them on the phone. Dave don't like to talk about their inability to do things. It'd be great to get them on the record
Starting point is 00:11:00 and see what their deal is. I would love to just go, look, anybody, you could get a professional, you could get any landscape company or any company that does digs pools or anything, and one Mexican and a bobcat, and that fucking lane would be open in four hours. What do we, we're on month number four here.
Starting point is 00:11:23 What are we doing? People are just sitting? This is bottled up like sitting in traffic It's just a small spill or Topanga Canyon and they would give you are you know the septic they would give you a well Yeah, because it's a dangerous situation in it. I mean, it's like I don't know. Oh, you know, it's a dangerous situation Crazy homeless people walking around everywhere, but you seem to tolerate that How about you tolerate a little something for the taxpayer? Mm-hmm here crazy homeless people walking around everywhere, but you seem to tolerate that. How about you tolerate a little something for the taxpayer here?
Starting point is 00:11:49 Yeah, I'm gonna try to, see what happens is, the city of Malibu will revoke the license of the beach club if anybody goes and uses the barbecue at the beach club. So what it is is they can lord something over you. They have something to take away from you. The homeless guy's got a load in his pants and he's walking around in a circle and they've got nothing they can, he's an empty bag. There's nothing they can do to him and the people selling food from the cart on the street
Starting point is 00:12:26 You know the illegals that what I'm gonna do. Yeah, tell them the right the county a check or go down They're not doing it. You know what I mean? Or you know where they can get stuff Oh, you're you're an illegal and you cross the border and we make some court date for you nine months from now that you'll never attend You know what they're gonna do? Yeah going after you Get you remove, you know strip your social security card, which you bought from a guy to park You know what I mean? Like it and again, I Don't mind the part where they have rules. I mind the part where they're insanely stringently
Starting point is 00:13:03 Enforced like I know if this was Texas or Florida, they just fucking clean up the highway and say, someone would say, you can't keep this beach club closed for years, summer's here. We gotta figure out a way to open it up. Who does government serve? This is the part that's all so backwards and fucked up right now It's also insane because the people need to say we're not
Starting point is 00:13:30 Tolerating this like we you know government service of the people is that with the whole deal when they were oh, man I'm gonna try to rally the troops I'm so excited. There's one crazy guy who's a doctor who pops up on all these shows who's with me. Oh yeah? He was with me all through COVID. Is he? He's a member of the Beach Club. Bring him. I think I could get that guy fired up. That's good. And we could start a rebellion. Fucking sheep. Just do it. You know what we should do? Here's the date. Everyone come down. Oh, they, oh our insurance is gonna be dropped by insurer You know that that's the problem with everything right? Yeah. Yeah
Starting point is 00:14:10 Oh, you but I saw a really interesting story just popped up on my on my x-thread, which this guy I Was trying to figure out what it what the deal was I think he was in January 6 or something But he was going through TSA in Portland and some dude pulled him out of line and said, your life choices have consequences. Go to the back of the line, send him to the back of the line,
Starting point is 00:14:33 and then pulled him out of line and started scanning him and stuff until he missed his flight. Really? Yeah, and this dude went on Twitter. Sounds like Portland. Yeah, it's Portland. And the guy went on Twitter and complained about it.
Starting point is 00:14:44 The guy got the TSA agent got yanked, and the TSA apologized. But still, I thought to myself, oh, that's how the average German became a prison guard. That's the thing. That's the deal there. And this is all part of the same mass delusion, hysteria, nonsense,
Starting point is 00:15:02 that is supposed to be the exact opposite of how this country runs, which, that is supposed to be the exact opposite of how this country runs, which our government is supposed to be, I mean, doesn't it say of the people, by the people, for the people? No, no, no. No, that's gone. It's for the safety uberalas. It's just for making us safe at all times every second of our lives? Well, what, everyone hides behind safety. And then the question would be like, who would be the safest state? And I think California, maybe Oregon, maybe Washington, state of Washington might be the safest.
Starting point is 00:15:41 I mean, we don't, God, I was trying to think of, there was a good one the other day. Oh yeah, I was, I've told you, I was trying to buy glass railing and it's like, is it tempered or is it laminated or something and I said tempered or something. Oh, we can't ship to California. We ship to every state, every single state,
Starting point is 00:16:01 but we can't do it to California. That's like why? Because they don't, it's too dangerous. And it's like, but it's okay in every other state. Yeah. Well, we could ship it to a guy in Nevada and then you could just drive it back. It's like, really? And then like I said, they wouldn't cut pressure treated lumber, the Malibu, you know, two
Starting point is 00:16:22 by fours pressure treated. Everyone just buys them and cuts them themselves. They can't do it, oh, shut, you know what I mean? And it's so insane, and I don't think, and I've always complained about this, always. The average citizen just doesn't know what the fuck is going on. Like, all they know is this is closed,
Starting point is 00:16:44 Topanga Canyon is closed and it's never going to reopen because there's some sort of safe something you know there's and also anytime you measure something you're going to find something. Of course. I mean I've tried to sell a warehouse up the street eight years ago and they're like there's traces of benzene and the soil the there's traces of benzene in the soil. 30 feet under the building, there's water and it had benzene levels that were too high, except for there's benzene levels everywhere, everything. It's like now you can't, you can dig up the parking lot.
Starting point is 00:17:20 I mean, really, I mean, it was literally like a $2 million job and then, and then like five years went million job, and then, and then like five years went by, and they just said, they dropped it, or something. Wow. I don't, it's really bizarre. All right, let me tell you about my friends over at Aura. Well, doesn't it seem like every week
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Starting point is 00:19:14 So it's not them. of scared Yentas making rules that impact people in very significant ways that they'll never meet and don't give a fuck about. Like they're just- I'm just thinking of the Burbank City Council you dealt with. Yeah. The San Juan Flats BS.
Starting point is 00:19:38 Yeah, they're just showing up to make more rules, you know, and put people out of business. And you know, look, they don't use the beach club. So fuck you guys. And they don't use the beach. I mean, I was having to explain to my daughter yesterday, I was like, you don't, she was like, what's going on with the beach club?
Starting point is 00:19:56 I was like, well, you can go in the side door, but you can't go up to the beach club. You have to walk out into the ocean and drown yourself essentially. You might be able to put a towel down near the water, but you couldn't go to the actual, be some, she's like, oh, the whole summer? And I'm like, yeah, the whole fucking summer
Starting point is 00:20:12 and then beyond, you know? And she's like, and I'm like, listen, this whole safety thing, it has side effects. You have to understand, it's not a good idea. Safety, the name of safety, you know what I'm saying? They closed the beaches for COVID. It was weird, she was like, they did? I was like, yes, they closed the beaches.
Starting point is 00:20:31 She doesn't remember that? Doesn't remember that. Whoa. They arrested a guy who was paddle boarding in the bay alone, you know, she was like, what? And I'm like, look. Oh boy. Too many women in positions of power
Starting point is 00:20:44 who are too fucking focused on safety you can Look you can say whatever the fuck you want about this comment Women in general are much more focused on safety than men Much more in general as a default setting, as a wiring. The white, you know, it's okay for me if the kids walked and got fro-yo when there were nine or whatever on a Saturday, it was not okay with my wife. She could be abducted. I listen, I'm not even gonna say one is right,
Starting point is 00:21:15 one is wrong. I'm just saying women put a emphasis on safety that men do not. And let me, let me, let me. If you get enough women in positions of power, then we will have an emphasis on safety. But now we also have a bunch of men that are in that camp. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:32 Okay. And what you want is Megyn Kelly in those positions. It goes just fuck right off. Oh yeah, no, you want women wired like men, essentially. We have, LA is women wired like women and men wired like men, essentially. We have, LA is women wired like women and men wired like women and they're making all the fucking, all of it. I just think we gotta distill it down
Starting point is 00:21:52 to hysterical and not hysterical. That oughta be, forget men, women. So, all right, yeah, well women possess that gene at a much higher, look, what I'm saying is- Historically, I'm not even sure if that's true anymore. You know? It's crazy. Look, when Mark Gergos does jury selection,
Starting point is 00:22:10 he goes, well, I want more women and I want more women of color because historically they're tougher on crime or they're easier or whatever. He's putting a jury together. He doesn't want this, a bunch of this group or that group. He has there's a group that works for his client. Whatever it is. And that's what he wants. So he wants to put together that jury. Okay. Donald Trump is in New York right
Starting point is 00:22:38 now and there's a bunch of New Yorkers and New York you know votes 85% Democrat who are going to decide his fate. And a lot of people are like, well, there's no evidence here, but the jury's going to convict him because that's the jury. That's how they think. That's how they vote. That's how they work. Right? Well, what's so different about a city council than a jury? Hey, jury, ladies and gentlemen, the city council, we to decide whether we're going to close schools or we're going to close restaurants or we're going to close beaches. Close them all. How about that? That's what the jury is smoking. Why can't they look around this jury city council and go, God, are we making the right
Starting point is 00:23:18 decisions here? Are things better for the people? Every day there's some high profileprofile attorney high-profile Actor citizen or something goes bad. We're packing it in like we're moving out like that. Yeah. Yeah doesn't go to Nashville like doesn't bother anybody or No hesitation Yeah, I'm I'm with you. We just had my favorite Nithya ramen the
Starting point is 00:23:50 You know the lady who's mad at Toyota. Oh, yeah Do you see an actor got killed coming out when his catalytic converter was no nobody tweeted that to me drew, okay? But say I'm just saying this they saw where. Yeah, I did see it. Yeah. Oh yeah. Did you not know I was being sarcastic? Yeah, I did. Okay, good. Yes, a young man was shot and killed because some guys were stealing his catalytic converter. His car was jacked up. Because Toyota was at fault. Toyota killed that that man Toyota made the catalytic converter too easy to get at well If it'd been that easy they wouldn't have to jack up the car and get out of Sawzall right You know what I'm saying like if they'd been
Starting point is 00:24:34 But I'm just following her logic her logic by her logic Toyota is guilty of murder for her logic Well, they enticed those people to steal it made them them do it. Well, we gotta run that clip again, but there's a couple things. One is, she goes, it's the value of a laptop and there it is so easily stolen. Meaning she's saying these people were enticed. But what I would say to Nithya Dumbo, who I think she went to Harvard, which is perfect,
Starting point is 00:25:04 and she's working for the homeless groups. And she blames the lack of housing as the number one cause. So we have all these 10 cent heads running everything. But I would say to her, oh, you brought up a laptop, that's the value of a laptop. If I just leave my laptop in the trunk of my car or on the passenger seat, is that, and it gets stolen,
Starting point is 00:25:32 that's on me? Or it's, you're still a criminal, there's criminals, and they're stealing my stuff. Okay, so I'm a diminutive Asian woman, and I'm walking down the street with my laptop and maybe it's starting to get dark. Is that Nithya, is that on me? Is that on her?
Starting point is 00:25:53 Cause she was carrying it out in the open. Like what's easier to get to, the laptop from the student who's just looking at it at the cafe or the one that takes a cutting torch to get out and you have to jack the car up? Like where does the logic stop is what I'm saying. Let's just say a young woman is sitting around with their laptop at an outdoor cafe and a guy runs by and takes it. Is that on her? Hey Matt, I've heard logic like that out of the San Francisco. We're getting there. I've heard stuff like that. We should San Francisco. We're getting there. I've heard stuff like that. All right.
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Starting point is 00:27:35 all right all right this is uh this is the logic that we are dealing with now there's a dead guy okay responding to it with work, with urgency, with focus on actually addressing the issue, we say, oh, we'll just ban it. We'll just ban it and that'll be the end of it. Instead of actually thinking about what is gonna address this issue in a very real way. In this case, I think one of the things
Starting point is 00:28:00 that really infuriates me is that we have a company, I think one of the things that really infuriates me is that we have a company, you know, the pre, whatever, Toyota, who makes the Prius, that essentially has a device on their cars, which is super easy to remove. Super easy. It's basically the value of a MacBook. All right, hold on a second.
Starting point is 00:28:22 The wheels and tires are super easy to remove by her standards. The bumpers, the seats, the stereo, there's an airbag in the steering wheel. It's all super easy to remove if you break into the car and show up with tools. What is her angle is what I'm saying. There's many, a hood ornament on an expensive car could be considered easy to move. You had some bolt cutters and you just wanted to pry it off or whatever. Yeah. But a backpack in the trunk is super easy to remove.
Starting point is 00:29:00 Luggage in the back seat is super easy to remove. You could take a backpack, all right, any car manufacturer, let's just take Mercedes. And she could say, well, your computer and your backpack was sitting in the back seat and all they had to do was smash the rear window. Super easy to remove. But what should Mercedes do?
Starting point is 00:29:28 Put cages? Put like security grates up outside of their windows so guys can't, because this is kind of her angle. All right, well, let's just keep going. It's good. Look, the Tesla truck is the future. There it is. Every piece of furniture in the room she's in
Starting point is 00:29:47 is super easy to remove if someone just wants to steal it. Everything you wanna steal is fairly easy to remove. Yeah. Like if you walked into a cafe, the cash register would be pretty easy to remove. As a matter of fact, a lot easier. My laptop pretty easy to remove. As a matter of fact, a lot easier. My laptop is easy to remove. Because the whole thing is on the value of a laptop.
Starting point is 00:30:11 We can remove both anytime you want. Why get out a cutting wheel and a die grinder, why not just take the person's laptop? Die grinder. I know so many tools, Drew. To be fair, a die grinder would not be good for getting a catalytic converter, but you could. Okay.
Starting point is 00:30:31 You know, if you had like a carbide tip something, but it would take a while. You would want like an 18-volt Sawzall with a bi-metal cutting blade and a small can of WD-40. Oh, small can of WD-40. Oh, what's a WD-40 for? You lube that blade, it just cuts. Metal cuts a lot easier with lube. Oh, interesting. You didn't know that?
Starting point is 00:30:54 Never seen anyone drilling and spraying WD, and putting oil. I've seen water on tiles, but I've never seen the. Yeah, there's something called cutting oil, which is like if you're gonna be drilling through some thick plate or something you keep it otherwise starts burning up oh interesting anyway small can of WD and if you're informed saws off 18 volt or maybe more I don't know they have 22 volt now anyway let's hear the rest of her speech. It actually has a device on their cars
Starting point is 00:31:25 which is super easy to remove. It's basically the value of a MacBook, right? That is put in a place that is incredibly easy to access in your car, and then the thefts related to this issue have a- Hold on, let me see. Is there any definition of incredibly easy to access that involves jacking the car up and climbing under it? Is that, like I would say an antenna
Starting point is 00:31:52 is pretty easy to access, especially back in the day. You know, and maybe the seats with the headrest or something, you could pull those out. Like there are things, I think anytime you have to jack up a car and get underneath the car, we can remove incredibly easy. Certainly incredibly. Could be taken out of the equation. We take the word incredibly out.
Starting point is 00:32:17 Okay, here we go. We can all agree on that. Right, that is put in a place that is incredibly easy to access in your car car and then the facts related to this issue have essentially all of the costs of that are given to us to bear instead of them having to manufacture a car. Us to bear? I mean yeah, if you get your stereo stolen then you gotta pay for the new stereo or your insurance or... Us to bear. Us the owner of the Prius? Is that what she...
Starting point is 00:32:49 I don't know. Or the city council? Sounds like the city she's talking about. It sounds like she's talking about them, us, city council, but... You're weird. You get your catalytic converter stolen and then you have to replace it. I don't think you go to the LA City Council and tell them you need a new one.
Starting point is 00:33:06 That's weird. Is there any part of this that isn't weird? And why doesn't somebody speak up to this woman? Speak up, someone should have thrown a chair at her for her own good. Because it was easy to access. Yeah, easy access chair. Yeah, no, it's easy to access.
Starting point is 00:33:23 This mic, bitch. Give it to me. Because you sound insane now. But how do we reverse this? How do we? You can't. People like my mom vote these people in and they're there and they love it.
Starting point is 00:33:35 They love it. That's the part that's. But she wanted her, she was on the ladies, she was at March with the Women and as an advocate for homeless seniors, you know? That's their whole fucking vibe. All right, we'll play, we'll finish it up. So meaningless.
Starting point is 00:33:51 All of the costs of that are given to us to bear instead of them having to manufacture a car that actually is not so easy to be stolen. Couple things, she sounds like a seventh grader. Yeah. Maybe? Whiny, yeah. No, but she's like, and the Prius car company would,
Starting point is 00:34:17 they're putting that on us, but instead they should manufacture a car that's not so easily to be stolen. It's like, they're not stealing the car, they're stealing a part. I swear to God, she went to Harvard, everybody. And then you kinda go, okay, so what are we talking about here?
Starting point is 00:34:35 And he's like, maybe a little affirmative action in terms of getting into Harvard. No, I think Harvard did this to her, straight out. I think she, no matter how she got there. Oh, Harvard made her dumb. But she's a woman of color, Drew. She looks Southeast Indian almost. Southeast Asian kind of.
Starting point is 00:34:55 Yes. There's a, I don't know that they get a break. 20 years ago they did. Oh, that's true. She's 42 or something. So 44 years ago and 45 years ago when she was applying. Fair enough. Sorry, 25 years ago if I said that.
Starting point is 00:35:13 Yeah, they could have, they like women of color. She's of color. I don't know what her thing, I don't know what her, we'll dive into her in the next show because I'm not done with her. All right. Las Vegas tomorrow, gonna be about Jimmy's Club doing a couple of stand-up shows and then Timonium and that's in Maryland and I think we're in Vegas
Starting point is 00:35:36 Nope, we're there McGooby's joke house May 31st through June 1st and or and, and we'll see, hopefully, maybe Drew goes to Vegas. Just go to adamkirchle.com for all the live shows. What do you got, Drew? Go to adamkirchle.com, check out our Rumble channel, Ask Dr. Drew, and don't forget to leave us a voicemail for this show at speakpipe.com slash Adam and Dr. Drew.
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