The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #1910 They're Not in Reality

Episode Date: September 4, 2024

Adam starts off the week by examining the theme of our current era, the media pushing two sided narratives, then they discuss the loss of militaristic policies, and the ‘man’s way’. Plus, Adam dissects a young Kris Carolla, the education of her children, and the old go-go dancing girlfriend. Leave us a voicemail: SpeakPipe.com/AdamandDrDrew OR Click the microphone at top of the homepage, AdamandDrDrew.com

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Ports of five, six, bit, bit, bit. I got things, what do you got? I got things, you start. I was trying to kind of examine the era that we're living in. It does. And we're living in an era where there is,

it is difficult, it's gonna be difficult. And the reason it's gonna be difficult is there's a little bit of a perfect storm. And the perfect storm, and the reason it's gonna be difficult to sort of get to things or fix things or ascertain things or what? have you is Everything sort of works out this way The

One side says Hey, we got to fix this border. We got issues. We got people coming over, there's gang affiliations, who knows? These people come into your town, they set up, they reform, next thing you know, crime goes up. So that's one side. Then you have the other side basically saying, you're paranoid, this isn't happening, there's no proof of this.

And then they get certain mantras. Like, you know, they commit less crime by, you know, statistically immigrants commit less crime. Okay, that's one side, that's the other side, right? And it could be illegal immigration, it could be black crime, it could be trans, whatever. Whatever it is, they put together homelessness, whatever, they put together a theme. Yeah, a narrative. The theme is incorrect, but it's the theme. Gavin Newsom's homeless person is a mother of three

who's not on any intoxicants. She's just a mother of three. Just lost her job. Well, she got divorced. She has a job. She has a full-time job. Full-time. But it's minimum wage. It's minimum wage. So, but you know, she got divorced. So, okay. And in California, but her husband doesn't want to pay or anything. Right. It's impossible. I should have tried that. When I got divorced it would have been a much better ride for me. So that's, so he paints a picture. We paint a picture of people coming over the border, good hard working people looking for a chance of fleeing oppression.

You know what I mean? Whatever. And it goes on, it goes, there's a green movement version of this. There's just a version of everything. How about When a black person commits a crime like in you know Kenosha just gets in a car and plows through a parade and kills a bunch of white people We don't know we don't know why he did this. We don't know who did it, you know, whatever. They changed the faces. The trans person that shot up the Nashville school, well, we have a manifesto,

but we're not sharing it with you. You know what I mean? So they create something, right? And it's a false narrative, right? And then the news outlets follow them along. Oh yeah. So it could be Russian collusion, there's our narrative. Now get with it news.

Or it could be a hundred buys a laptop is fake. Or it could be the border's closed, it's not really open. But if it is open, it's only hardworking people looking for better, seek a better life for them and their family. Black Lives Matter, COVID, all things COVID, they got a theme, they make a theme, and then the news agencies jump.

They jump at the chance to fix this, right? So then, anybody who says, you know, maybe there's some migrant gangs in Aurora, Colorado that are taking over. Part of this is not happening. Not happening. It's racist if it is for you to say that. And then comes the news.

It's all not happening. Or you go Europe. You go, listen, we got to let these Muslims into Germany. We got to let the Muslims into France. We got to let the Muslims into England, because these are hardworking people. These are refugees. They're looking for a better chance They're coming here to assimilate blah blah blah Then a Muslim guy rapes a 14 year old girl But the news doesn't report it because the news was championing the Muslim guy coming here in the first place

So the reason they don't end up reporting on stuff, it's stuff they were denying just like they won't report on Ivermectin because they would be wrong, right? So now by the time the truth sort of seeps in, it's kind of too late. Yeah, that's what I'm worried about. So what is England, what is France, what is Germany to do with a violent Muslim populace that wants to enact Sharia law in France? It's too late.

You let it happen, then anyone who raised their hand and said, I don't think this is a good idea, was called a racist. Then the news covered and said statistically they are caused much less crime then. Then the news also covered that whenever they did commit a crime, they didn't cover that. You know, they covered January 6, wall to wall, all day. We're on year number three of talking about what a handful of white guys did with no deaths. That's nonstop. What's going on at the border, and gangs, and cartels,

and missing kids, and everything, total shit show, which does pose a danger nobody from the January 6 poses a danger to anyone in Aurora Colorado. So now it's a perfect storm of horrible policy championed by all the news outlets for an extended period of time and then hit saturation point and now we're fucked. Now I don't know how else could this go? I mean, whether it's COVID, whether it's anything on college campuses with Hamas or whether it's January 6th at Black Lives Matter,

whatever, it's all a play. It's all playbook stuff. This literally, the right has been talking about crime, migrant crime for three or four years or more. The left and CNN and every news outlet has been explaining to them they're crazy, it's not happening, and you're racist.

And now we're sort of here. They're still trying. You know, the Aurora mayor is going, it's not really happening. Now the government's picked up the crucible. Now you're going to jail if you raise an issue. That's what's going on in the UK right now. Right, right. You're going to jail if you raise an issue. That's what's going on in UK right now. Right. Right. You're going to prison if you don't accept what the media has been championing this

whole time. So now it's gone another layer up. Right. It's crazy. Right. So whether it's, you know, like I said, Black Lives Matter or COVID or mask wearing or homelessness or the trans, whatever, Muslim invasion, whatever it is, it's all the same stuff. It's just a problem that should have been looked at in a different way, but you were silenced and possibly threatened and in Europe, Australia, Canada, you know what I mean? So how would we function given that's, those are the rules? What do you mean? I don't get that. Well, if the rules are, you sit- You mean how could it be otherwise?

No, how, if the rules are you sit around and you go, I think there's a problem. I think there's a problem. Something doesn't feel right. Something's wrong. Yeah, something's wrong. We can't have an open border and I don't think 12 year old boys

should get vaccinated for COVID. And then everyone turns on you and then the border gets opened up and then millions of 12 year old boys get vaccinated and get myocarditis. And then we have gangs roaming around Colorado. And the media, the politicians, and everyone else tells you shut the fuck up, including family members.

How would this work? Like how would anything get fixed? How would it be possible to do anything? You have to hit a crisis of some time. There has to be some sort of collapse, some sort of something. Maybe history intervenes, some sort of common enemy comes in that adjusts everyone's sort of perspective. But it's, listen, I was listening to Ivor Cummins talk the other day, he was quoting Machiavelli who as a student of history said that the sort of cycle that

governments and populations go through is, he called it foxes, wolves, and lions. He goes, the lions are addressed by the foxes as being toxically masculine and aggressive and overly warlike. And they get the lions knocked down or pushed out, Foxes come in and they're just doing whatever the fuck They want to do however they can get away with it Collecting you sound familiar collecting votes from people that aren't even citizens who cares where the Foxes we're gonna we're gonna out with everybody Yeah, and then the wolves come in yeah, which I technically would be you and me going hey wait a minute What the hell's going on here? We're kind of the wolves. Mm-hmm, and then what follows the wolves are the lions again, so Presumably we're in some sort of similar cyclical pattern

Well that that thing here's really what it is in a nutshell In terms of how it works what it is in a nutshell, in terms of how it works. One group goes, we wanna build a wall at the border and we don't want anyone to come in. And then the other group goes, we're against the wall and we're not gonna build a wall and we'll sell the metal for scrap that you're gonna use to build that wall.

But, we equally don't want people to come in right and then you go that's Foxy well why clever how could it be equally and we want to build a wall no no we don't want to build a wall because it's not gonna work since when did these people become thrifty with the taxpayer dollars you know we got a fucking monorail going to Massead that's 100 billion dollars over whatever. I don't know, you're worried about money. Nothing.

During COVID, you gave billions of dollars to inmates for COVID relief. So all of a sudden you're Mr. Thrifty. Hey, we don't wanna spend that kind of money on a wall. But anyway, one group wants to build a wall, the other group doesn't wanna build a wall, right? But we're equally as invested or interested in people not coming in that shouldn't be here.

According to you, right? Except people that are here for the American dream. You're a parent, I'm a parent. We both want our student to thrive, our child to thrive at school. You want to hire a tutor, I'm then set against it, but do not ever accuse me of not being as interested or more interested in that child's education than you.

Right. I just don't want a tutor. Sounds like your mom, lots of love. No, I just don't want a parent. And then you go, okay. We got lots of love, no parenting. Okay, well, if we don't want to do a We don't do a tutor. How about an after-school program where they a study group and you go? No, not gonna happen, but I'm equally interested in this. Okay, just listen to me

So you don't want that now? And you do want to give them, you know chance at buying houses Even though they though they're here illegal, right, getting a grant for that. Yeah. And you don't want voter ID. No. But you do want secure elections and a secure border.

Yes. But you don't want any of these things. No. But we do want this. Now we need the media. Because we can't do this without the media. Because without the media, I just seem like somebody who wants illegals there. So the media, they'll jump in, and then they'll explain, you know, who's going to pick your lettuce and who's going gonna do all the work that Americans don't wanna do.

Whenever they do the who's gonna clean your toilets, I'm always like, it does sound a little bit insulting. Oh. A little bit. Beyond. Beyond? Yeah. Yeah. So, but let's go use your mom as the measure of all things narrative. So she would say, we've established

that she has got great love, she just doesn't like to parent. But besides besides that she's also very interested in your education. She cares, she'll spend money on your education. I found out yesterday by talking to even a private education. She's not very interested in my education as people would think that statement would normally... Well, I'm gonna qualify it. Normally. But she's more interested that you not be infected by the man. And that's her priority. Even though she's so interested in your education, the man can't get his claws into you. And by the way, since that's such a priority,

I've convinced myself that the man's educational system sucks. I can do it myself. Isn't that the stupid shit? I can do it myself? What? I could find some place. What about saying I can do it myself. Isn't that the stupid shit? I can do it myself? What? I could find some place. What about say I can do it myself? I could find some... There's something called homeschooling. Right. I could find a place where we could get this priority in place and have my priorities met without the man's system or the man infecting and that's their priority. Yes Okay, so it adulterates everything even though their motivation may be they want education They're not going to deliver education. Your mom's not gonna give you an education

Right, okay, because they're not in reality All right. So let me explain what Drew's explaining so everyone understands and You know how this works and what you're sort of experiencing now you could apply it To the black populace, you know what I mean? Like we want these kids to have a chance and edge it but you don't do you you're against school choice, right? So there it is and every program you put in place just hurts them more. Okay, but this is what you want Yeah, you want it dear, but it can't happen. It's never gonna happen because of what you do

on your bad policies. Okay, and you like to get rid of homelessness, but it gets worse because of your bad policies, but you care so much. Okay, this is all anyone needs to know about how things work. My mom was a hippie and very progressive. My grandmother was communist for a while, but really, she's not really a communist. She hates her dad.

And that would be the thing that would piss her dad off the most, would be her being communist, which is all essentially women do. Half the women that dated black guys when we were doing Love Line had racist dads. So they weren't really into black guys, they were into fucking their dad up. You see what I'm saying? Okay. Now, that's how women work. They're easy to manipulate. If they hate their dad, they'll pay back.

You become a stripper if you hate your dad because that's your dad's worst nightmare. Right? Did you ever meet your stripper girlfriend's dad? Or hear about him? uh Just out of curiosity not a lot. Not really. Well, he was yeah, he was in england, but You have to remember My stripper girlfriend was like flash dance stuff. It wasn't like what people think a stripper gogo dancer

She was a go-go dancer She was we have one notch, you know If a go to go dancer was you know PG and and and a real strip club was act She would have been like PG 13 or something. Has there been any contact with her in the last 20 years? We know what happened to her or anything 20 years. I'm just saying I Could see where there might have been contact 30 or 40 years ago but I'm just curious if the last couple decades have. I have no, I think she moved back to England, that's all I know. All right now listen to me. I'm listening. Don't interrupt. My mom's a hippie,

progressive, my grandmother's kind of progressive and communist. Okay, but they both had ideas about how things should work. My mom in the, you know, this early 70s, mid 70s, did not like the idea of her kids going to a public school with bells and principles and a fence and all that kind of stuff. And you was a man. You've got to dial back to those of you who are from the modern age to what a school was like in the 60s and 70s. A grammar school in the 60s and 70s was still intact at that period of time. Pledge allegiance, stand up straight, get in line, sound off.

Sharpen your pencils. Mrs. So-and-so, Mr. So-and-so, it was regimented. It was an education system, it was still existing. Well, it was an education system that still existed, but it had certain elements, small elements of the military. You had to line up, you went off of bells, you got in trouble if you were late.

It had a sort of militaristic thing. Listen to authority, 100%. Yeah, yeah, which is fine. So does football practice, you know what I mean? That's how you do it. You line it up, straighten it up, that's how it was. And so my mom didn't like the idea of sort of being indoctrinated to the man's ways.

Okay. So here we are, nowrinated, you know, to the man's ways. Okay. So here we are. Now we go, all right, well, that's okay. That's an okay thought. Just like we need to treat the homelessness, homeless with compassion. You know what I mean? Okay, hard to argue with that.

You know, people coming over here from El Salvador, Nicaragua, they're looking for a better chance. They're fleeing, They're hard-working They deserve a shot, you know a pathway and you go, okay All right, these these things, you know, you have a black motorist gets pulled over by the white cop He should be treated with dignity, you know, and you go put it okay, you know, these are all it all makes sense Yes, these are all everybody would agree on the right, but then now we have to implement because everybody would agree on the one. Right, but then now we have to implement. So your plan is get rid of the cops,

and that just means black motors driving all over the, that means street takeovers. Right. Guys doing donuts and dodges, right? That's what happens. But the plan of everyone being treated with dignity, okay, is just you can't execute it. So my mom takes her two kids,

and we end up going to some free range Billy Jack hippie school in Silverlake. I wish people really understood what you mean. You gotta watch a movie. Well no, watch a movie Billy Jack so you can understand what the early 70s looked like. What the, yeah, the 70s. Okay, you've heard enough Donna Summer and disco balls and shit. That's the late 70s look like what what what the yeah, there's Okay, you've heard enough Donna summer and disco balls and shit. That's the late late

No, not late just let loose. I always thought of that as I said, that's mid later I always thought of that as the 70s leaving like that's the Disco 75 70 around that but yeah By the time it got to 79, it was heading out. Yes. All right, so don't yell late. But I said it because it felt like, when we were living through it,

it felt like this was the end of the 70s. All right. All right, that's fine. Let me finish. That's fine. The beginning of the 70s was much different than the end of the 70s. Disco and cocaine and mirror balls and Donna Summer.

It was a different world. So those of you who wanna know what that world looked like, if I could offer you one illustration of it, it would be the movie Billy Jack. It's the way people dress, it's the way they talked, it's the way they thought. It's also, my mom thought of herself as Billy Jack and the evil sheriff, redheaded sheriff, and the kids

up on the hill who just wanted to go to school and be free to be you and me and the sheriff wasn't gonna allow it and the townspeople were gonna beat up on the kids and the sheriff's gonna beat up on them. And I think an important reason, motivation, to understand those thoughts and those people how they experience themselves, which was very common in the 70s There was a lot of people that's the primordium of what we're experiencing now, right? It's where it started everybody. Also keep in mind for all those who have a plan, you know whether it be the environment or the indigenous people or

Palestine My mom and my grandmother lived to be a combined 182 years old. Neither one of them got anything done ever. They moved, they did not do anything to forward the cause of anything they thought was important or any cause they thought was important. They got zero done, made zero contribution. And they manifested that thing that I was

saying by the way idiots who are thinking about going out to the college campus and protesting you know with Hamas you will end up in the same place Mike in the ground with Mike where I'm on my mom and you will have accomplished nothing and so so understand that it's so true though. They got there again. They both lived till 90 years old They got nothing that they did nothing for anything. They talked about yeah any person any group any indigenous group? You know they did nothing my mom talked about American Indians enslaved more than anybody on the planet Didn't do jack shit for any of them ever. Well, not only that. Literally not a trinket.

But they have that same underlying thing I identified in the folks up in Victoria, Canada, which is endless good thoughts and good vibes, unless you get near what's mine. And then get the fuck away from it. Well, that's the reason they couldn't do anything for any of those peoples, because it's not like my mom went down to the lucky supermarket, bought a whole bunch of a case of canned stew and brought it to the reservation and dropped it off

because that would have been her spending $26 on stew and then driving somewhere. Right. Never, not in a billion years. But I would argue that even for those people who want to assuage themselves by doing something like that, that's not, that's not, that's not accomplished what you want. It's like giving a homeless guy two bucks. Yeah. He buys two bucks more worth of drugs. Exactly. All right. So let's, all right. so my mom Sent her kids to a hippie school. Mm-hmm and

her plan was for those kids to think freely not to become indoctrinated and to be taught in an environment that was sort of Cohesive with the land and in the way people wanted to be treated You know and not having to say yes, sir No, sir and respond to bells

But learn on your own and learn and and let the kid Gravitate toward what the kid wants to do if the kid wants to work with you know You want to conjugate verbs, but he wants to work with clay, you know, let him do it That's what he wants to do. You with clay you know let him do it that's what he wants to do you know you know leave him alone let him let him do what he wants to do you know like a sort of let him explore his creativity in his artisanship and everything else okay yeah all right that's what she wanted yeah okay a hard you know I'm not gonna hate on her for saying this is what I want for my child, want an alternative education for my child. Okay, let's examine the data.

How did it work out? Well, why are you laughing? You don't know how it worked out. Okay, let's examine the data. The data is went to the free range school, probably say second, third, fourth grade, did not spend a lot of time or any time

learning about vowels and consonants. Can you do a pinch pot? Oh yeah, definitely, which I rely on almost daily. And sometimes, you know what, Drew, I'm sorry, that's incorrect. Sometimes it's coil pots and slide pots. It's not all pinch pots. So you're right. You got them all. Okay. It's not like you learned in high school though, to be fair. When they're, how old are you in first grade?

They're seven? Six, seven, yeah. Yeah, probably went there second, third, and fourth or whatever. Should have been learning things in a textbook. Reading. Reading, writing, spelling, you know, things of that nature, upper case, lower case, you know, all the basics, the basics. The basics, yeah. The basics. Did not learn any of that. At some point, went back to the public school,

which was across the street from the house we lived in which is a lot easier free across the street Entered that the fifth grade My sister entered in the sixth grade to be fair to my mom and my dad we had a tutor very short period of time tutor a very short period of time. Because everyone at the school sort of knew

that these kids didn't know anything. And so the school, like, got a tutor. When these people got released in the general population, they were like, these kids can't spell dog and they're 11 years old. Did you end up with a bunch of them in your class? I mean, did they go with you to that school? No, we went back to the Valley.

Everyone else was silver-like or whatever. It's just me and my sister. Anyway, okay, results, results. Data. From what my dad, what my mom wanted to do with her education for her children. Daughter dropped out of the ninth grade never to return to school.

It's because the man, he was too hard on her. Dropped out of the ninth grade never to return to school. It's because the man, he was too hard on her. Dropped out of the ninth grade to never to return. To be fair, periodically returned to Amelia Earhart alternative school. You know, North Island High caged off a quarter acre in the back of the girls softball field, just put a fence around it and put like a trailer in it and some benches

with some ashtrays and went, all right, listen, everyone who doesn't wanna go to school here, just go over there. And some of your friends end up back there? Yeah, a couple, a couple of stoners. You go in, you check in at 10 in the morning, you sit on a picnic table, smoke, and then at noon you just leave.

But the city gets to sort of count you. It's like you're attending school. We've created a place so we can say you've attended school, you've done nothing. So that's the daughter. Not even that. She didn't graduate high school. The son graduated the 1.7, and that's after getting an A in football and

baseball every semester. Yeah, but a hell of a ceramicist. Never took algebra, took high school math. And it's on the chart somewhere and in memory will serve, I think graduated 490, 497 out of like 571 or something. And by the way, the 71, those people moved and died and stuff, you know, it's not like they were there. They didn't show up. I started not out of a graduating class,

just out of a class. They didn't graduate, no one over 500 graduated. I was probably the very end of the people They couldn't read couldn't write and then went on to a construction site and dug ditches for a living So that's how that experiment turned out. Well, it's good thing. We don't sacrifice lives of these experiments This is the thing that always drives me crazy. What I'm saying is my mom's thoughts were you know She was her heart may have been in the right place But this is the results it yielded. Mm-hmm. And that's a problem. That's something we got to get into. Yeah

In the next episode, I'll tell you a communist grandmother and her experiment and how that worked Boise you're gonna be doing stand-up there on Friday at the Egyptian Theater, it's kinda cool. Boise's kind of a cool place, and the Egyptian's kind of a cool theater. It's getting close to sold out, but come on out on Friday. I'll hang out afterward and say hi, and then to Albany, Oregon.

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