The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #1917 Smiling Faces
Episode Date: September 19, 2024Today, Dr. Drew circles back around to the new Huntington Beach housing regulations which brings back a couple of Adam's favorites. Then, they explore the new trend of sun burning to battle acne, Dr. ...Drew explains the original UV treatment, and Adam explains a man's way of treating zits. Plus, the new way to get a  6 pack, and Adam turns Drew onto Netflix's 'Selling Sunset'. Leave us a voicemail: SpeakPipe.com/AdamandDrDrew OR Click the microphone at top of the homepage, AdamandDrDrew.com
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Recorded live at Carola one studios with Adam Carola and
board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist
Dr. Drew Pinsky. You're listening to The Adam and Dr. Drew Show.
Yeah, get on, got to get on the chairs.
Get on them in the, get on.
Dr. Drew's a board certified physician.
Dixman been better than no one understands him,
but a lady.
Yeah, man, what's going on, Drewsky?
So I know you were talking on ACS
about the city of Huntington Beach
and them going after the state
for them
trying to foist housing on them and just telling them just comply with the
Attorney General. I was. The city attorney is a friend of mine, really
interesting guy. I want to get him in here to talk to you. He gives me... From
Long Beach. From Huntington Beach. Oh sorry, Huntington Beach. And he gives me
hope that
something could be done for this state. He's so positive. He's so like, no it's
not the way the laws are. We can fucking fuck these guys. We'll sue them. He just
goes after them and after and after and wins. It kind of reminds me of Russ Simmons or
whatever his name was from SoFi just going, we're your master between popcorn fights. We are watching you. Do not.
Let me get that video.
You're not to milk your bag of popcorn.
Listen Russ, that's what people do with popcorn.
They don't shotgun the popcorn bag.
You order, let me explain how popcorn works, Russ.
A movie is two hours plus these days.
A person or a couple goes to watch the movie
and orders a tub of popcorn,
not so they can power through it
in the first 15 minutes of the movie,
but so they can slowly eat it
throughout the course of the movie.
How do you power through it?
It's not like a drink you can pour in
if you have an opportunity.
It's kernels, one at a time.
Yes, he didn't want that tailgating. It was awesome.
Oh, with the masks on. Here he is. He comes in at some point here.
No, there's a woman of color with a paper mask on outdoors who introduces him and then he does this.
Everyone, relive these moments. And this is two years after the beginning of the pandemic, right?
Yeah, it was for the Super Bowl.
But like 21, 22, I don't know.
Please relive these moments.
Oh my God.
Protocols include a mandatory mask requirement in the stadium for everyone two years of older
regardless of their vaccination status are required to wear a face covering
in the stadium and hold on gate areas. Hold on gate areas to
two years. Yeah. Two years. You gotta you gotta wear a paper
mask. Okay. Regardless of vaccine status. At least we
backed off that a little bit. You're allowed in the stadium
without a vaccine card. Yeah. Yeah, so that must be two years in. This is California, buddy. Yeah, keep going.
It is exactly what I thought. Nation status. Required to wear a face covering in the
stadium in the tailgate area. He's kind of a skater around his neck. While actively eating and
drinking. And that doesn't mean buy a bucket of popcorn and eat it for two
hours. Actively eating and drinking. We are on to you. All right, hold on Ross
Don't sell buckets of popcorn if this is a big issue
To you. I have you ever seen anyone?
Drew hmm
Riddle me this Ross riddle me this
There's competitive eating competitions. They will do hot wings. They will do hot dogs
It will do ribs. There is no category for popcorn, right? Right. There's no competitive popcorn
I would have to put the bucket on your also. There's no extra small popcorn. No, there's doesn't it's bucket or pillowcase
Yeah, those are the two sizes it comes in Russ and Russ. You're a retard. 25 bucks for those things
Sizes it comes in Russ and Russ are retarded 25 bucks for those things
Don't take two hours, yeah
That's why they serve it at the movie theater not at the restaurant. It's a bucket and it's two hours That's how long the fucking movie is you fucking idiot. Well, here's the we're on to your part. We're on him
Well, here's the we're on to you part. We're on to him. This is the thing. Of course. People should be ridiculing the shit out of this guy.
And never stop. But it's more pernicious than that. It's more serious. Because I spent my
whole life going, how did the average German become a prison guard? How did they do that?
You're looking at it. That's the guy. That's right.
And I would argue he's not just a prison guard. He's the frickin warden
Yes, that dude is the warden. Yes, that's who that is now
He relishes the he's smiling and gleeful at telling people to to cave to his his his demands
Under his thumb. Well, what kind of shit that he needs to examine himself?
He really i'm i'm furious at this well
the reason you're furious is he had to get up there and he could have just
slept walk through whatever the shit they forced him to say so that he could
check that box and go back to his office right continue to watch choreography on
his computer absolutely but he added the extra part about we're watching you.
We're on to you.
We're watching you.
Yeah, we're on to you.
That's the glee I'm talking about.
But it's also, he loves being in this position.
Right, right.
But it also shows a lack of ability to think because if you're going to explain that a
behavior is dangerous to engage in, which is what he's saying.
Claiming.
It's like saying, all right, now listen, We were now offering lawn darts and fireworks at the concession stands
But if we see anybody throw one of those lawn darts towards somebody in the stadium, you're gonna be big trouble mister
It's like well don't sell them do not offer them if you really think there's an issue with this or
People milking this offer no food and no concessions. Mind you at
this time, preceding year and a half, Disney World is open, No Masks in Florida,
restaurants open, people at the beach. Listen the real punishment for all these
people is they should never be listened to again about anything. But not, I'm telling
you it's more serious. we have uncovered who these people are
right anybody that called Tim Walsh's you know rat line ratting out people for
what not wearing a mask. Tim Walsh. Beg your pardon Tim Walsh. To this moment I thought it was Tim Walsh.
It's spelled weirdly and that's the problem. Yeah yeah yeah well the point
is anybody that did
or phonetically, should apologize. Oh, Waltz. Okay. No, it's just Waltz. Waltz. Okay. I'm
explaining to you what Waltz is. It's just spelled weirdly. Yes, yes. Yes, yes. But anybody that
did that should examine themselves, should apologize for it, should talk about it. They won't. And even
he, I would give him an out if he would just say,
because as the prison guards did, I was just following commands.
It was a job.
I had to do a job.
OK, all right.
We can talk about that.
But the glee, the delight in telling people you're on to them, that's war shit.
Especially the nonsensical stuff, tailgating.
I remember the guy at the hospital was screaming at me. Where are my papers? Where are your papers?
That dude reminded me of this guy and and that guy was the prison guard at the hospital and he loved doing his job
Well, we all know
You know pains me to bring it up, but i'm, um, og original hero in all covid
And all co-related matters when I was told not to walk on the horse trail told the guy to fuck right off OG original hero in all COVID. In all COVID related matters?
When I was told not to walk on the horse trail, I was told I gotta fuck right off.
No, no, you told him, you asked him where his mask was.
I told him to go back to the car.
Get in the car, you don't have a mask.
Then you said.
It was that greatest moment ever.
Oh, I'm so delighted.
Thank you God for letting me be on the phone with Adam when that happened to hear it.
I was walking on the horse trail, which he was putting police tape in front of,
so if you guys want to know how science works. And when the guy got out of his car to come
reprimand me, he didn't have his mask on. So then he wanted to know if I was on the
horse trail, but then I told him, where's your mask? And he stopped, you know what I mean? And he said, what are you doing on the horse trail, but then I told him, �Where's your mask?� And he stopped. You know what I mean?
And he said, �What are you doing on the horse trail?� And I said, �What are you
doing without your mask?� And he said, �You're on the horse trail.� And I said, �Go get
your mask and then we'll talk.� And he was like �He didn't know where to go.
He couldn't keep encroaching on me, but he didn't want to retreat back to the car.�
So he was just stopped in his tracks, which
is how you have to deal with the imbeciles. How do we get to the tank traps? That's the part I
don't remember that well. He wanted to know if I was walking on the trail because I was on the
streets in between the trail, but clearly walking to the next trail had to walk onto the trail around
the police tape and the yellow caution tape. And then he said that that was taped off
and that people were going around it.
You know how nature and land masses were?
Sometimes you can hold forefoot a tape in front of something
but people could actually go around it,
like a river or mountain range or something.
You know, the settlers would go around the mountain range.
So I would go around the four foot barrier
and finish my hike on the trail, along with Mark Garagos.
I mean, who would do it as well?
His neighborhood friend.
But he said that the tape was there for a reason,
and that it wasn't effective because people like me were
getting around it people around the tape and I suggested a tank trap from
Normandy would be more effective. He said why don't you get the tank traps like we had at
Omaha Beach. Screams that out. And the guy's like, huh, whoa, huh. And the guy just got back in his car on left. Now look, we could have done that times everyone.
Yes.
And reclaimed all our playgrounds and beaches back.
But this is why we're tuning in with Michael Gates because we need to get behind people
like that, that are fighting.
Yeah, I have, you know, it was so, you know, with me, stuff just pops into my head.
Like tank traps. You know with me, stuff just pops into my head.
Like tank traps.
Well listen, I'm skilled at that kind of verbal warfare.
Of course.
Now for me, it's always easy to win.
You told me you majored in cussing once in high school.
No, no, but listen, you have to understand, Drew, the only reason I come out on top of these types of
Exchanges is because I'm right in the first place. Yes, of course the people that argue from some insane position
You're gonna lose a lot, right? So you should give up that goat. You have to have clarity. Yeah to start
Yep
You have to have clarity and sort of science and whatever behind you if Russ is gonna talk about
Nursing popcorn and popcorn is only made to nurse then I'm gonna have an argument with him
All right, so we got some trending stories here. Yeah, let's start with the Sunburn for acne trend
I don't I don't quite get this if you don't mind
Is this screw you guys up to go that one first? We have a little video, there's a TikTok trend
of younger people abstaining from sunscreen
because they want to cure their acne via burning.
So we have a little video of the example
and I can get more into it.
Okay.
Yeah.
Burn it.
What?
Did I say stand there and look stupid?
No, I said burn it.
She's talking to the sun.
Well, the sun's always done well with acne.
Well, not only that, back in the day when dermatologists didn't have a lot of topical agents to deal with it,
they would have UV boxes that the kids would sit in front of to get a sunburn,
to get a UV burn.
And they would come out with red faces.
And it does, it's one of the best treatments for acne, except that the skin then keratinizes
and then the keratin, the hyperkeratinization overlays the pores and the acne actually ends up worse.
So while it clears it in the short term, it makes it worse in the long term.
Well, look, what it really does is
the acne is red and you're white.
It makes it all match.
Well, yeah.
No, it does. It stands out much less if you are that person. You see,
No, it does it stands out much less if you are that person you see
Sometimes black people with acne it just reads kind of like bumps. It doesn't really read like red Well, yeah, the worst is to be very, you know Ed Sheeran when he gets a zit. That's an issue
You know and it's yeah, it dries it it kills the bacteria that causes it
I've always thought I thought we thought the beach was the best place for
Zit because you get to get a zip no, no to treat it. Okay. Yeah
Go to the go run around swim around the salt water for a while
Oh good
Yeah
And then get out and bake out in the Sun a little and then go back out in the salt water again
And it seems good in the short term in the short term it is
salt water again and it seems good. In the short term.
In the short term it is.
Yeah, I don't know.
People, I realize, I don't think anyone else does this but me, but I will lance a zit every
time.
Oh, you always describe that.
Always.
But you have, I think you probably have large pores or something where you can get access.
I have tiny pores and it's just blood.
No, no, no.
You have a zit.
The zit has a head or an epicenter,
sort of a middle to it.
And then you poke just that.
And then you pull it apart and it will drain it.
And then you put oxy-10 on it.
Or oxy-1300 like you did once.
Yeah.
Well, that's a drying agent for Bondo. Yes
Nothing is kind of weird about the oxy stuff, which I never really understand boys want you to complete the Bondo story
I could see it on their eyes
Bondo has two parts to it the Bondo that's used for fender repair. They now use it for wood repair and stuff, too
heavy-duty, okay
Regular stuff has one part but it's never as heavy-duty as two part
Two part like epoxy is two part and white glue is one part, you know, and the two parts always
Hardier it suggests a chemical. As opposed to just air drying.
Yeah, well, not necessarily with the drying, but yes.
So there's a resin and a catalyst.
And the resin will stay soft in perpetuity until you add the catalyst to it and then it dries.
When you're mixing up epoxies and stuff, they have five minute epoxy, 20 minute epoxy, they
call it, this takes 20 minutes to knock off.
You're mixing it and you can't work with it after 10 minutes because it starts to dry.
Anyway, I was doing some Bondo work.
And I guess I was reading the ingredients
to the drying agent.
So Bondo comes in a pot, called a pot, a can,
a quart-sized can with all the cream in it, the white cream, and then you mix the red
catalytus, catalyst in it, the drying agent, and you mix it together.
And then you have to work with it now because it's going to dry up.
And I was reading it and I think that the tube, the little red tube, it's a little tube, there's
a picture of it somewhere that has a little tube, not the full can, but the little tube.
The little tube said like 90% benzoyl peroxide.
And I thought-
It's gotta be good.
Wait, oxy-10 is 10% benzoyl peroxide.
And oxy-10 is 10% benzoyl peroxide, and Oxy-10 is like six bucks.
And I can get this shit at Pep Boys for four bucks.
And five percent, this is back in the day,
I don't remember it.
First off, Oxy-10, where I grew up with my pay grade
in my family, was a big ticket item.
It was $5.50 for a little thing of Oxy-10.
And I think the Oxy-5 was like four bucks
and the Oxy-10 was like six bucks or something.
So it's like, oh, we want twice as much benzoyl peroxide.
Well, all benzoyl peroxide is is a drying agent, which is used with Bondo.
So I was like, well, why am I spending six bucks for 10% Benzoyl when I can get 90% Benzoyl
for four bucks, but I got to go to Pep Boys instead of Thrifties?
They're looking at the prices now, which are like 10 to 20 bucks.
This is now.
Yeah, this is older.
So I would dab a little of that on.
Yeah, I've done that before.
Yeah, the 90%.
Didn't you tell me you burned yourself with that?
No, I think it was fine.
It was fine.
I didn't have an issue with that.
Genius.
Well, if benzoyl, look,
if the active ingredient in oxy-10 is benzoyl peroxide and the rest
is just some sort of pavlum, sebum, scream, filler, you know, whatever, if the active
ingredient is benzoyl peroxide, then why not get 90% benzoyl peroxide?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm with you. That's what I did. That's why I remember that story.
You know what I don't get about all the Oxy's and all the zit creams? Had this happen way more than
once. I'd send some assistant, go get some zit cream and bring it back or buy me some zit cream.
They always get or oftentimes get white.
Now the white version says vanishing or clear or something
and then there's skin tone.
The skin tone zit cream not only matches you
but will hide a zit at least to a degree, a decent degree.
If you got a shiner on your forehead
and you dab a little the beige
Fleshtone zit cream on it'll kind of knock it down if it's white It just looks like you have a fucking white dot on your head
Yeah, and you can see it from 20 feet away. Why even manufacture it in white?
Hmm who wants the white who what human being goes? I want the white zit cream on my face.
Make a flesh color one, like an Anglo fashion,
make a darker one for people of color,
maybe make a kind of third one in the middle,
but what is the white?
What are we doing with the white?
Ed Sheeran, maybe?
Ed Sheeran, with the white.
How are we utilizing the white?
I don't have an answer for that.
I wonder if it's more expensive
to put a color in there or something.
No, they're the same.
I mean if you.
And by the way the color,
it's not that easy to come by.
I don't feel like it's prominently displayed.
It seems like there's more of the white,
but the white, you put zit cream on for two reasons not one one is to
try to heal the acne the zit but the other is oftentimes just to go out somewhere if you got a
something big on the thing or the thing you just kind of knock it down now especially for guys who
don't wear makeup you you know. Interesting.
All right, what else you got, Drew? So we also have these surgeries that are getting popular in men, and I always thought this surgery would be just liposuction, but no. It's a kind, it's a
particular kind of liposuction. Okay. It's a more advanced, because traditional liposuction,
It's a more advanced, because traditional liposuction, this method, it creates defined lines across stomach muscles to create the illusion of a chiseled abdomen.
So yes, many men are opting for elective surgery to get six-pack surgeries, which is an elective
surgical procedure, and it's a high definition liposuction.
Do we have images of it somewhere?
Yeah, we can, yeah, let me pull them from the article, but yeah, we do have some examples.
That's it?
Yeah.
But I'm wondering what I'm looking at there in terms of like that guy on the right.
Is that a life?
They're called ab etching.
They etch it. like that guy on the right is that they like etching etching there's a new kind
of etching thing where they like are drawing definition on your chin and your
belly and stuff like that you know I mean that guy on the right looks
terrible the guy on the right yeah yeah well look surgery same with the guy the
lower left I mean it just doesn't sound right. This is what I would expect. It was just etching in fat is what we're doing here.
Yeah.
Well, I don't think it's a,
I don't think it's a good plan.
No.
I don't think anything's a good plan.
Nothing's a good plan.
No, it's all a bad plan.
And it's never gonna work and nobody cares.
And then-
Then when they can't wait, what happens?
Where does it go?
I think you just undo it.
In Venice Beach
I saw someone with a six-pack implants and they look like a reverse turtle shell
How do you know they were implants? I mean they just look abnormal. They look like pellets just stuck in there
Was flush you know it was a weird one
Yeah, and I never really thought I never thought about this but I was
Watching selling sunset the other night on Netflix as you do
This is the custom. Yes, and I have a theory. Okay, but you would like there's two theories around that
One is if you saw season one
Because I love all high-end
Real estate shows.
You're a big Josh Flagg fan.
Yeah.
You get these on...
Bravo?
Yeah, whatever.
Anytime anyone's walking through a $30 million home,
I wanna watch it.
Do you watch the New York one?
Yeah, I watch anything where they walk through
really expensive real estate.
The Parisian one, have you seen that one?
I do not know if I've seen that one.
Oh, it's in French, but they have subtitles,
but it's amazing.
And generally, I watch less of them now,
and I'll tell you why.
And this is what I was trying to do on ACS,
I was talking about this, which was,
that show is eight seasons old, Selling Sunset.
Selling Sunset in season one was attractive people
appropriately dressed, giving you tours
of really expensive Beverly Hills and Sunset,
high-end Malibu real estate.
Now it is women dressed like whores arguing. And that's the entire episode.
It's become about housewives.
Yeah, but what I'm saying is take a look at society over the last eight seasons.
Your hand is going up in a slope. I would say it's down.
Well, I mean we used to have some purpose. You know what I mean? Like, hey, this is a real estate show.
We're gonna show real estate.
Now it's like, yes, it's a real estate show,
but people wanna see bitches screaming at each other
drinking Appletinis and dress like whores.
And that's the entire episode now.
And so what I'm saying is, use it as a metaphor.
Nah.
We used to want some, you know, back to the debates, oh she got
him good, you know what I mean? Well she got him good because I don't know what her policies
are. Yeah, but you see the way she was laughing at him? You know what I mean? Like we've now
devolved into this place where...
It's idiocracy.
It's idiocracy.
Yeah.
Yes.
Do people know what, do you guys know what idiocracy is?
Yes.
Yeah, I'm a Mike Judge. Kyle Kyle knows it well Kyle's a film buff
Okay, good, all right, but you know interesting in the Parisian one these are multi-million dollar
condos and these beautiful housemen, you know developments from the Louis Napoleon era and
Only guys I saw buying them were dentist and oral surgeons, which I thought was interesting.
Really?
Yeah, dentists.
They can do it.
I always wonder how.
And then, God bless them, because I would never be attracted to that.
There's an interesting thing, Kyle, I heard on the way in.
Is this the sunset?
Yeah, I mean, first off, you're showing season, No, you're showing pictures. Season one on the left,
season eight on the right.
Oh, I'm sorry, then thank you, and I apologize.
Season one, they were appropriate.
They look like realtors.
They show up in stiletto heels, tits out, mid-drift thing,
to meet with the client and to do open houses and stuff.
It's crazy, one of them showed up the open house or for the brokers open house or whatever
Fucking no pants. I mean it was like it's crazy. It's crazy now, but then they have an argument about
No, I'm saying I wanted to see real estate
State now young man. I'm now seeing snatch. Well, you're seeing different kind of real estate now, young man. I'm saying this is a very bad bellwether of where our society is going. This is another
comment by Adam. Pay attention when he says there's a problem. Houston, there's a problem.
There's a problem. Yeah, so this was an interesting thing when I was driving in today. I was listening to the 70s station. Right.
And you can find Kyle or Emmy the hit song from the 70s by I think a one-hit wonder called
Smiling Faces. Remember that one, Drew?
Yes, I do.
You do?
Yeah.
How's it go?
Smiling faces, looking after each other essentially. Looking's it go? Smiling faces. Uh-huh. Looking after each other essentially.
Looking after each other?
Looking about, looking out or something.
Looking about.
Smiling faces.
Smiling faces sometimes.
They don't tell the truth.
Smiling faces.
Smiling faces tell lies.
Smiling faces tell lies.
And I got proof.
Beware of the man.
It's a whole mid 70s song basically going,
don't fucking trust these people.
Here it is.
And who is this?
It's a one hit wonder, I think.
The Undisputed Truth.
The Undisputed Truth.
Never heard of him.
Have you?
Here we go. The undisputed truth the undisputed truth never heard of them have you
75
71 years old I was just listening to it and I was like, yeah, I've been thinking about this a lot.
All the fucking cacklers and the laughers and the...
Like oh, they worry me.
They scare me.
I'm on to them.
It's a big deal.
It's a good song.
It is.
That's it.
He turned it.
My friend.
My friend.
Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes.
They don't tell the truth.
Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes.
They don't tell the truth.
Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes.
They don't tell the truth.
Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes.
They don't tell the truth.
Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes.
They don't tell the truth.
Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes.
They don't tell the truth.
Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes.
They don't tell the truth.
Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes.
They don't tell the truth.
Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes. They don't tell the truth. Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes. They don't tell the truth. Smiling faces, smiling faces till lies.
And I got proof.
Beware, beware of the handshake they have to smear.
Can you dig it?
Listen.
Got it there, guys. Can you dig it? Listen. You gotta dig it.
Alright, so these guys were on to this bullshit more than 50 years ago. And then it's kind of interesting.
Watch TV a little bit, people, with the sound down.
You learn more, sometimes, certain things.
I don't know why, but I was just sitting around
and I had the sound down.
I do watch TV with the sound down sometimes,
it's just on, and I'm doing something on my phone.
And I was watching Kamala Harris and Tim Walz
walk out to a rally, just sort of indoor,
you know, just come out in a rally.
And I was watching them and it was like Bill Cosby dancing at the beginning of the Cosby
show.
It was like, way, way-o, ay, ha, hoo.
And then I was thinking about it, and Drew, you can speak to this as well I have walked out on
stage 200,000 times and my number one goal is to just get to the microphone
and get going yeah people are clapping as I'm the okay here we go I'm always
tapping him down I do a wave you know and I go here let's go he's way too into
his look I mean just watch it with the sound out, like two hands clapping, you, you.
Now watch, they turn around and they both,
this is great, hey you, hey look, what's over there?
Hey, and then he does this move where he's like,
hey, do you see someone in the loge deck up there?
Look at that, look at that guy, thank you, love you,
God bless you, heart, now I, oh look, see that?
Hey, he's up there, yeah.
It's like a cartoon version of what you would do if you wanted people to think a certain
way of you. And listen.
Ellen dancing in the audience.
I get it. People are clapping, people are on their feet, people are having a good time,
and they have to be acknowledged.
Yeah.
You have to wave to them or whatever, but.
She's actually not that bad.
You have to, he's going berserk.
And what I'm saying is,
I wanna get to the microphone and get into the plan.
Yeah, I get it.
Now it could be a standup routine, but I'm saying I wanna get to the mic and get into the plan. Yeah, I get it. Now, it could be a standup routine.
Yeah.
But I'm saying I want to get to the mic and get into it.
I'm not laughing hysterically.
Oh yeah, she's laughing now.
And pointing at everyone.
And then you've got to watch her.
Just play that.
Watch her when she's at the podium.
You can move forward a little more maybe.
You can watch her at the podium.
Watch what the sound down.
Wild, cackling, just wild.
And it's like, I want to know what the plan is.
I'm here to absorb your ideas.
This seems very theatrical to me.
What you're saying?
Well, no, no, look.
I wanna be clear, when you finish a Broadway play,
you take a bow.
Yes.
He is pounding his heart, facing out,
slapping his hands together.
He's crazy, she can't, she's gotta slap.
What I would be doing is settle down, let's go.
I got stuff we gotta get to, you know what I mean? I'm not saying
I'm not a hero. I'm just like I want to get to the plan. Yeah, what it?
She oh my god. He he is like he's a high
right
But here's the here's the question with him
What did he look like when he was hitting the stage in his gubernatorial
events in Minnesota four years ago? Yeah. I bet this wasn't it. Oh, not at all. Right. So
He's amazing. She literally is laughing hysterically, just hysterically.
And like he's pointing at someone in the fifth row
and he's laughing hysterically and she's laughing hysterically.
What the fuck is going on that's so fucking funny?
By the way, I'm a comedian.
I wish someone in the audience
would display this kind of laughter and mirth
Yeah, and when I'm telling my fucking hard-earned jokes up there drew I've never had no never never had an audience member react this
way
She just can't it's so
All right, so what I'm saying watch it with the sound down and put this song over it
And now we got a totally different thing working here, don't we? Oh, yeah what I'm saying watch it with the sound down and put this song over it and now
we got a totally different thing working here don't we oh yeah smile and faces
and by the way we put the sound up she's talking about abortion yeah all right
Drew there you go whoo there you I'm just saying I you go. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. And can I say this?
Look, I didn't come here to toot my own horn, but I will say this. Have an idea. This whole
them cackling and going nuts. He looks like the Joker and the Riddler and a cow-warf.
Yes, he looks like the Joker and the Riddler and a cow or the Ken all rolled into one, right?
I was just like studying it for the last couple days
and it was stuck in my head.
I was like, what the fuck is he doing?
What is he doing?
He's a six year old man, you know what I mean?
Like fucking walk out, get busy.
Also, by the way, remember when Robert Kennedy Jr.
and Bobby Kennedy goes out on stage with Trump,
do you think he looks like a fucking guy
spinning a sign with a condo address on it
in front of a complex, or a big inflatable balloon man
in front of a tire store?
Watch what Kennedy looks like when he walks out there.
He wants to get to the mic.
He wants to talk about things, right?
No, he's not dower. You know people are clapping. He waves. No, I've moderated events for him. He's great
He wants to get to the mic. He's appreciative. Thank you all for being here too much and let's get to it
Why are they doing their impersonation of someone who's?
Happy that this is what I'm saying. So what I'm what I'm saying is people I had this stupid thing kicking around on my head
Yeah, like three days between
Selling sunset and the smiling faces. I'm concerned and then when I was driving in smiling faces came on the radio
Oh now we're making a racist peanut butter
Yeah, we gotta make a meme at me. All you do is you take that you just put that song right at the beginning
And thank you laid out acts. It'll be on X. It'll be on X
All right
I'm gonna be in Vegas doing stand-up tonight at Kimmel show two shows then Pasadena ice house
That'd be September 22nd and then Provo dry bar two shows over there September 27th
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