The Adam and Dr. Drew Show - #1930 Teased Titillation

Episode Date: October 18, 2024

Adam wraps up the week by updating his theory of octagons versus safe spaces, they discuss Portland reeling their woke policies back, and the state of the Trudeau experiment. Plus the Coastal Commission ousting Elon Musk, Adam explains the Jake Tapper strategy, and they dish out some Rich Man Poor Man. Leave us a voicemail: SpeakPipe.com/AdamandDrDrew OR Click the microphone at top of the homepage, AdamandDrDrew.com

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Yeah, get it on, got to get it on. I want to be titillated. You promised me titillation. I teased. You teased titillation. Yeah. Am I going to be disappointed? No. Yeah. Well, so it was based, it was a thought I had on ACS, and it's a thought I had driving home the other day.

And it's a thought that you sort of, un-lodged or dislodged, I guess, was rolling around, stuck somewhere in my head when you're explaining that the Coastal Commission lady just sort of said it out loud now. And there's a lot of saying it out loud. Yeah, saying stuff that is nutty, crazy cuckoo through the looking glass that you would have glossed over with some excuse or some rationalization. Now you just say it. Right and we have you know there's there's there's now multiple sort of examples of it you know and it's sort of like kind of reminds me of when crazy aunt Esther out here, what's her name?

What is her name? Oh, we'll think of her name. Black California politician, 700 years old. California is kind of weird. It's like you get governed by crazy old women who never die and never retire and never go away, you know what I mean? Take Nancy Pelosi. They're just there, you know what I mean? And they never get voted out and they never get ill and they never take a day off and they're just there.

And you were politically incorrect with this woman 30 years ago. Yeah, Waters. Maxine Waters. Maxine Waters, yeah. And I, I thought she was crazy then. But you know, when she's like doing her speech, she's like, you see these people, you have to fill in station at the supermarket, you stand up and you get in their face. You know, she just starts screaming like, they're yelling like, basically saying if you see someone who voted different than you somewhere at a restaurant and they're eating

with their fucking wife and kids, you go to that table and you start yelling at them. You forget when people would come up with bullhorns and say, say it, say it. Right, all right, so now. And then you have, so you had Martha Raditz over recently and she was talking to JD Vance and she was like, you know, there's only a couple

of apartment buildings that were taken over by Venezuelan gangs, I mean, come on. And I was like, you just said into a microphone to a guy, it's only a few units, I mean, a few buildings have been in Colorado, have been taken over by Venezuelan gangs. That's what you just said to this person to attempt to make a point. I know, that's not so bad.

It's not bad. It's the oddest thing in the world. It's a little like saying, you, it's like, it's a little, just say, I don't live in one of those apartment buildings, so what do I care? Well, but that's the delusionality, right? Right, right. But so what's happening is saying stuff. Now, JD Vance, and the reason JD Vance is good, is he went, did you hear what you just said? Right. And now everyone's making fun of her, because that's how we control crazy.

She needs to be taken out into the public square, known as X, and then flogged, because she said something fucking retarded and super biased, and was called out on it in real time now The woman from the Coastal Commission and Kyle and Emmy should have been looking for this ten minutes ago Was tweet was saying she wasn't didn't like Elon Musk launching from Vandenberg or wherever it was because she did not Like his tweets or his politics. His politics. So however many jobs that would create and whatever that was.

Well AOC did that in... Amazon. Yeah, with Amazon in Brooklyn, not Brooklyn but Queens. Yeah. That would have been a windfall for tens of thousands of people. Right. Infall for tens of thousands of people right just and she Congratulated herself right so that is that is the height of chick think So what AOC did there was 100% chick think which she said Do you realize how much money I saved all you guys by not letting them build a massive? Center here and employ so many of you because we would have had to give them tax breaks. Right.

And so now we don't have to give them tax breaks because they create nothing here and contribute nothing. So now... And by the way, the assumption is they would have not paid any taxes? No, no. There would have been employment taxes. Oh, yeah. So many taxes paid. Her whole point is I'm taking a victory lap because we now own

100% of nothing It's terrible that's what they did that's that's chip thing right Well, it's math true. Let's do the math Okay, think about math and engineering and yes the math. Okay, think about math. And engineering and using your hands. Yes, yes. Okay. Sorry, we have this clip and then I'll titillate you. Right now, Elon Musk is hopping about the country, spewing and tweeting political falsehoods and attacking FEMA while claiming his desire to help the hurricane victims with free Starlink access to the internet. But this claim in itself is to the public benefit is a falsehood because one must first purchase the Starlink startup kit for several hundred dollars and then face a monthly fee of

$120 after 30 days of free internet. A sick ploy to gain customers that are facing tremendous burden and dire straits. They're hurricane victims. The California Coastal Commission... I like her sanctimonious attitude. I'm the doodoo boo! So what I've been saying for a little while is, do we want more of these women in charge of what we're doing in this state, which everyone, including your ass,

decided was a wonderful notion many years ago for you. Absolutely. But everyone now, I mean, when you hear Will Ferrell talking about it or whomever star d'Azur, this is gonna be a good thing. We have more angry women in charge of Elon Musk, and then where we at. And my answer is, show me some examples

where it's been like a net positive, you know what I mean? Or where it's even factored in, you know what I mean? Like we have more strong women. It's like, okay, where? Where is this? Yeah, and so when we get to our safe spaces and octagons... Which is where we're heading with Elon. Right. And so the octagons are just gonna tell these people like that to go fuck off

or they're gonna just... Yes. ...you're gonna get out of here and just live somewhere else. They're gonna get out of here and tell them to fuck off until or when eventually the safe spaces are going to have to turn to the octagons and say we need stuff. Which is not going to go. It's not going to happen. Well, it's basically...

Does that mean a war or what does that mean? You are saying... Because the octagons are going to... I'm... The octagons are saying I'm going to make a bunker, I'm going to store canned food and non-perishable food. It's the three little pigs. Yes, it's the three little pigs.

And I'm going to prepare. You guys are saying, I'm going to have a mimosa, nobody's illegal, I live in a sanctuary house. At some point, you are going to be overrun by folks from Venezuela, and you're gonna have to come to the guy who has the guns and has the food and has the munitions and say, I need you to help me. But they're so, the octagons are gonna be so positioned

to tell them to fuck off, my expectation would be they would tell them to fuck off when they asked for stuff. Yes. Then what's going to happen? I don't, well, then the, then the safe spaces are going to have to convert to an octagon. Oh. Or perish. Well, that's a good story.

Well, they just, I mean, Kyle can look, what were you looking up Kyle? I Forgot what you were looking for. I don't know what Did I tell him to look for something he should have been looking for something but I forget now what it was Oh, maybe we it was not the tweets. We played the tweet. Sorry. The next thing to look for is the Portland City Commission or council or whatever. Portland is just like, fuck it, no more of this. We're reverting, we're going back. Really?

Yeah, we want you all out. All the soft on homeless and soft on crime and chop zone and defund the police it's all gone oh we gotta go back we're just going back we're not doing this anymore good times well you say it you always go what's gonna happen so well I got a bottom out well Portland the bottom was like 10 years ago though that's the thing that gets me here's here's what I try to explain to everybody. Um, and I'll, I'll, alright.

Thank God your mom informed us. She prepared us for this. Here's what I'm saying. What I'm saying. Safe spaces and octagons. Right? Okay. There's safe spaces and octagons and then there's safe spaces with octagons. They have not outlawed octagons. There's some octagons in the safe spaces. You know what I mean? So you go California is a safe space but it has Orange County and that's an octagon.

And you go what's Orange County and Huntington Beach like? And they're like oh clean, clean, safe, order. No homeless. No homeless, no garbage everywhere. So you go, oh, well if I was gonna live in the safe space, known as California, I would like to move to the octagon within the safe space, which we'll call Orange County for the sake of this, right?

I'll go, well I'd like to live in Irvine. Well why do you wanna live in Irvine? Well, there's a sign halfway between LA and Irvine that just says, do not come to Orange County and commit crimes, you will be arrested here. Do not, so don't plan on doing the shit you're doing in the safe space. Remember, Dana Point wouldn't reinforce the lockdowns.

Right, we have a little octagon, right? You're not doing the shit you're doing in the safe space. Remember, Dana Point wouldn't reinforce the lockdowns. Right. You're allowed to go to dinner. We have a little octagon, right? Okay, so, what you have is you have safe spaces and you have octagons. Now, Florida is a safe space, sorry, octagon. Florida's an octagon state, and California's a safe space state,

but California has little pockets, but they're they're leaving like eventually They leave because it's too much. They know who wants to be surrounded by this bad policy, right? And so they certainly think I saw a study Somebody sent me the other day. It was like Almost 50% of people who live in San Francisco said they're planning on leaving in the next few years. Right, well, it makes sense, but I'm saying, that's pretty fucking alarming

if you're running San Francisco, right? Half the people are going, yeah, I'm thinking, I'm making plans. I mean, it's sort of like if you were the husband or the wife, and it's like 50% of spouses saying they're making plans to leave in the next three years. It's like maybe you're not doing a great job as a spouse. It's shut down. You've probably seen this tweet, this ex site that chronicles neighborhood by neighborhood

in San Francisco all the businesses that are closed all the homeless encampments all the shooting galleries and they just it's a map of it and every neighborhood just all the map the density is where it is and and what the businesses that are going to close and the hotels that were there and the construction that's halted in the middle so let me explain let me get back on track. Safe space is an octagon. Now Portland is a safe space that's ahead of California or ahead of LA.

Yes, it's even more safe space. Right, so they're safer of the safer space. So they're further into that. San Francisco's ahead of LA. Yes. LA is a safe space, but they're a safer space, right? So they are closer to chaos, dysfunction and the thing that doesn't work. You know what I mean? So you kind of go, well, what does work? The octagon works. Okay, what doesn't work? The extreme safe space. Well, the closer you are to that, the

more, the closer you, the more familiar you are with failure and chaos and crime and whatever that is. Misery. Misery. Then you are at the end and you got to then revert back to what works that's what's going on in Canada is it well they're talking about they want Trudeau the Trudeau experiment is not working there and they'll go to the get hopefully look at the and they'll go back. They'll go to octagon So what I'm saying is is whatever that story is Kyle. I think it's I think it's Portland Victoria British Columbia. It's

Did you find that story or are you looking for that story? That's what I'm a story from the City Council is taking homelessness more seriously But I have not yet a video evidence of it, but they are debating it currently. Well, hold on. I don't, when I say find a store, I don't necessarily need the video. It was just the story of, and I believe it's Portland,

just changing and going, we're going back to what worked. So the city council turning over or something or the city council actually just taking a different position? You can take a look at that. I don't know why I always laugh when people look through the window. I had another thing I wanted to bring up from the last show. But I didn't finish. Okay, good.

All right. Here's what, but here's what you're seeing, Drew, from the, what you saw from the lady from the Coastal Commission or Martha Raddatz or whatever is, and you've seen it repeatedly now. When the male, like Jake Tapper, somebody, when the, found out who the people were, sorry, when the males who interview Jake Tapper. They have a sense. So what Jake Tapper's doing when he's interviewing JD Vance or Trump or someone on the other side is he's thinking, I hate these people and I definitely want them to lose, but I have to have the veneer of fairness. And I'm gonna tilt every question a little bit, I'm gonna dig at it a little bit,

but I cannot have people just point at me and go, that guy's a partisan hattie. Yeah, the emotion leaks in, just leaks in through words and adverbs and pronouns and things. His emotions leak into his questions. You're saying the opposite of what I'm saying. Oh, okay, keep going. When Jake Tapper does it, he's partisan, but he does not want to give the appearance of it.

So he asks the questions, but his emotions, emotion is not the right word, Drew. It doesn't get emotional. You can tell by the questions He's asking what he thinks. Okay. Do you think his emotions come in? Are you gonna let me answer it honestly are you gonna attack me for my answer? Go ahead. I think his you meant you framed it as he hates these guys. He wants them to lose There's a motion and that want them to lose and when lose. And then what's the next thing I said? He said he therefore he frames his question because he thinks a certain. Now what's the next thing I said? He hates these people and he wants them to lose. So he interviews him, he wants to seem even-handed, he doesn't want anybody to see it. Yeah, he his next thought is is I'm a journalist and I cannot let yeah this

Seep into this I have to but then Through the questions, right the type of questions, but that's not emotion. Okay. That's the questions Yeah, and he starts asking these questions and fact-checking and whatever but he Is not get emotional But we know what he's doing, right? the women Can't prevent themselves. They can't so that's why you shit on my point Jake tamper does not get emotional. Yes, the women Stahl is like, sir, sir, sir, you can't prove it. Sir. I mean, she literally becomes agitated because he's like, what do you, Trump's like, what

do you talk about? The laptop's not real. The laptops, where they have the, you saying the laptop, sir, sir. So Martha Raddatz starts going, well, that's barely a problem with the Venezuelan gangs. That's female. The females who do the thing can't deal with the male. So JD Vance is sitting there monosyllabic, or not monosyllabic, but stone-faced and stoic and whatever, and they get like, what? What is going on? They're female first and the reporters, well, they're female first, they're partisan second, and the reporter's third. And that's why when they're moderating the debate or whatever it is, they go, you can't prove that,

you can't, or let's get back to race, or whatever, that's the female, they crack. Their poker face doesn't work. Like, now, now, Jake Tapper hates them every bit as much as they do, but he's like, I can't let them know. I have to keep my poker face on even if I'm full of shit and partisan. Women can't do that. And you know that women can't do that off of TV.

You know what I mean? Like if they start hearing stuff they don't wanna hear, the voice goes up, the thing, and you just, million times you go, relax, let's get through this. You know, the person at the ticket counter at the airport's telling them they don't have the proper login number or something, all of a sudden the voice starts going up.

Like that's how they're wired. So they cannot stop themselves. And that's why you're seeing a lot of, well first off you have tons of female journalists now and you see them getting slapped around by the JD Vances of the world because they go into that emotional place and then he shuts them down mmm, that's the new that's what you saw with

It's from China That that's what that's that's what that was that was her going Sarah. What what is happening? I think that was chick think and then him going dude, that That's that's what that exchange was, Drew. And so you're gonna see more of this. Like you are, and you will see more, most of the people that are getting trolled

and made fun of for saying retarded shit into a microphone, it's all ladies of the view and Martha Raddatz and all these. It's all, you'll see that's 80% feminine because they crack and they say stupid shit because they get emotional faster. That's what you're dealing with. That's interesting. So they're not able to think it through with how they sound when they say stuff into the mic. Well, they realize Jake Tapper is very aware of if he says something stupid like that and goes up or voice cracks or gets emotional about something, he's going to get trolled. The women react in the moment. I want to bring up another quick topic, which is, um, on the Bill's game,

uh, Monday Night Football, there was a, I think a running back or something guy, his name Adams or something. And they told a little story about him having been homeless and been in, you know, choosing to be homeless. And let me tell this in a way that makes sense. He was part of the essentially, what's the system where they adopt kids, not adopt kids, but keep them, what am I looking for? Drew launches into a story that doesn't know any facets of the story.

Well I'm blocking, you make me nervous and I'm blocking on the. Oh please. The. Yeah I know. All right, amen. He is his mother, yeah. Yeah. um... Yeah, I know. All right, ain't bad. He is his mother, yeah, Davis. Ray Davis.

Right. He was homeless. From the Kinks. He, is it Bill's? Yeah. He had... Oh, look at Kyle laughing. 12 siblings. Kyle knows something about music.

Sorry, go ahead. 12 siblings. True doesn't get the rare. I don't know the Kinks. 12 siblings. You don't have to know the Kinks. You just know Ray Davies of the Kinks. By the way, wouldn't I have to know the Kings. 12. You don't have to know the Kings. You just know Ray Davis's of the Kings. But wouldn't I know, have to know the Kings to know Ray Davis? The what? The Kings. Is that what you said? Well, the Kings are a big band. Yeah.

But I don't have any of the records. Right. But I just still know the guy. Yeah. From the Kings. All right. It's timely time appropriate for you. Anyway, 12 siblings, 12 siblings in foster care. He's in foster care, trauma, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I'm sitting watching football with Susan and I go, ah, 12 siblings, multiple dads. I told you, just before we see this guy, we were talking about, she asked me, how many kids does Elon Musk have?

Well, 12, multiple moms. Isn't it it 12? You guys check that out for me. I Don't think that how many kids is Elon Musk 12 kids, but he has something crazy like that like an insane number Oh, yeah, I guess it's a lot for a white guy, but no But that's my point was something I've said forever never ever how many kids Elon Musk have I mean, please anybody Kyle Well drew you this also kind of things you can figure out in advance Well, but listen, this is not the point of the story I just curious about it point of the story is the very rich and the very poor Have much more in common with each other than with the rest of us

You rich man poor man sign find the same stuff the same find the same stuff, the same choices, the same mental illness, the same everything. Very rich, very poor, same. How many kids does Elon Musk have? Twelve kids. True is right. So and five baby mamas, something like that? Five or six? Listen, I do a bit called Rich Man Poor Man,

and that's all this is. Yeah, yeah. It's the same. When I went to Los Encinas, when I started working at Los Encinas Hospital, there were two kinds of people there. Very poor and very rich. That's it, and they were the same.

Yes. Same stuff, same everything, same everything. It's the same. Yeah. Yeah, is that weird? Well, it's not weird to me, because I came up with a bit called Rich Man Poor Man 20 years ago and I have a list of 200 examples of rich and

poor people being the same. But it's very rich and very poor. It's extremes where they get more and more like each other. You're saying it like, oh it should be that way. To me it was the oddest thing in the world to see. Well, it's a revelation that you had late in life. Well, but why should it be that way? You would think you'd be the opposite. You know, there's always gonna be a big ass middle, you know?

Yes. I came up with one when I was on the road. Okay. I was staying at a really nice hotel in Austin, and I met Mike out by the pool, and I was like, I called Mike, I was like, where are you? I was just walking around. He goes, I'm out by the pool.

I said, where's the pool? He goes, it's on the fifth floor. I go. Okay, and I was kind of Marvel little when I see the pool 50 feet off the ground You know what I mean? Yeah, but then I realized rich man poor man above ground pool. Oh Yes, nice. Yeah, because you got a pool on the 66 story, whatever that condo you're in, I mean that's some luxury living there, and above ground pool, you know. But the middle class does the pool. You want to know what?

Knows the going rate for copper. I'll let you think about these, Drew. So the poor man knows it because they're scraping for plumbing and the rich man knows it because of commodities? Yeah, the poor guys are pulling the copper wiring out of the streetlights. That's a poor move. Yeah, And the rich guy because it's the one who's trading, watching the commodities markets. Copper. First name basis with a judge.

Nice. Yeah. It's a good one. I got a lot of them, Drew. Spends a lot of time with attorneys. Yeah. More time with attorneys than with doctors. Owns a sword. Ha ha ha!

Did you think of that when Joel McHale got you your sword? No, I told you this bit is 20 fucking years old! You told me you just thought of another one a couple days ago, you may still be thinking of them. I had told you I have 200 of them. Wait, you told me you keep thinking of them and I thought maybe that one occurred to you when you got your rich man sword. You're right.

That was perfectly within your rights. But now this is a little... Occasionally I'm not off my rocker. This is a very old one. Or old rich man, poor man. Maybe it's time to bring this back. I did it on stage. Recently? No, it's been 26 years. No, I was going to say. I did it on stage recently

Now it's been 26 years. No, I was gonna say no I did it on stage recently Last week weird that I was thinking about it last night. Hey It's it's here's a here's a thing. I was so I got a I Literally have 200 of them. I have to try to figure out Some are esoteric like speaks with Bono from YouTube, you know Well, you have super rich areas going to your village or whatever right? I know Bill Gates, right, right, right some are Weird like you need to come up with a tsunami plan.

Travels by boat. You know what I mean? It goes. I have to take the 200 and whittle them down to like eight, or what have you. Well, now you've got multiple kids, multiple partners. the 200 and whittle them down to like eight or what have you. Well now you got multiple kids, multiple partners. And by the way, isn't it interesting that...

Yeah, but there's an alchemy to it that it's not just stating facts. You have to have starred in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. They have to have a kind of weird twist. Astonishment, yes. On it, never eaten at an outback steakhouse. That kind of thing. You know, it's got a... But I wondered, I want to ask you this.

You want one? You want a good one? Yeah. It has been on a ladder that has wheels on it. So you're either in your mahogany library of your stately manor or you work at the Home Depot and you push that wheel ladder and they tell you to go get the condenser unit

from the top shelf. You want some insight, Drew? Would you like insight? Yes. You want some insight, Drew? Yes. You like insight? Yes. 15 years ago, yeah, 15 years ago,

I was on the lot at ABC or something, CBS, I don't know. Jerry Seinfeld walked up to me and he said, that rich man, poor man bit. Jerry Seinfeld walked up to me and he said, that rich man, poor man bit. That's your signature bit. And I said, oh, thanks, you know, for listening. I heard me on the radio or something. He goes, that's your bit. And then he walked away.

And then I never did it again. That's how I roll, Drew. That's how I roll. Now what is that? Don't ever tell Adam to do something or that you like something because you will never see it again. God is my witness. I wasn't being defiant. I just decided, okay, now I don't really like it. I don't, well, you don't like repeating things. It feels like it's in that zone. I do it once in a blue moon and the audience fucking loves it. Because it shouldn't be.

And just a minute ago, just like literally two weeks ago, I went, you know what? They fucking love this bit. Why do I never do it? I just never do it. It's astonishing. And especially if you put a comedic twist on it gets extra extra Interesting true funny, you know, and I and I still don't know why it should be I really don't why should it be That the very I I used to think about it and think well exotic meats

Raw No, okay, see what Drew does? He does pay. All right, sorry. No, not raw. Rich guys don't eat raw. I mean, they eat sushi, but middle class, I'm talking weird, you know. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But I started thinking it was like, you know, to get very rich, you gotta be a little crazy.

Yeah, yeah. And most crazy goes the other way. Yeah, yeah, no. That's sort of what I was saying at the hospital. There's a study that suggests or that says all the people that did the things, like back in the day, the ones that stood up to the Nazis or tried to hide Jews in their basements and stuff,

they were all off. Yeah. Like all the people, probably all the people that fought against COVID, like vocally and everything. I guess. Yeah, they're all a little off. John Brown. John Brown was wacko, the abolitionist.

Yeah, they're all off. They're saying, I'm not gonna do what everyone is doing, and even if it could be at my own peril, I'm gonna take this Jewish family and put them in the floorboards under my farmhouse. Because I'm off. Regular folk go, I don't wanna fucking deal with, I don't wanna get into trouble.

Well, we gotta think and talk more about that, because the regular folk that need to be a little more off in terms of not being hypnotized and swept into mass delusions and stuff, we need to be a little more off in terms of not being hypnotized and swept into mass delusions and stuff. Well they're scared. Well you want to get shot by Nazi? I don't think so. Yeah. All right. Go to, you want to see me do Rich Man Poor Man and Covina? Yeah. Go out there. Laugh Factory. 25th, 26th of October, and then Vegas, and then Bellflower, go to Amcro.com for all the live shows.

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